Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. But when people want to run around, kids will have to spend so much time with that band. Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Corruptions! The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yeo-Brahves! It's me, Ronnie Carrham. And over there is the handsome and talented Mr. Ben Mandelker. Hello, Ben!

Hey Ronnie, what's going on? Nothing. Everyone you can find Ben over at the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island, which is a cartoon on YouTube, and also the Game Brain podcast. So go find that. We're going to be listening to podcast, guy. Yeah, go check that out. And it's amazing.

We don't have anything to chill today. Our crap, he's already happened. Actually, light shilling, because if you miss them, they're still going to be up, I think, until midnight on January 28th, which I don't know if that means it like, when that's clock turns midnight is that when it becomes January 28th and goes down. The point is this, it's up for the next like two or three days. So if you missed it or you just want to watch it again, you can still watch it. It was an amazing time. Ronnie and I were just talking about before.

We went on the air about how we had to take the whole weekend to recover from it because it took a lot of time to coordinate all of it. And in the end, it was, we just had so much fun. So thanks again to everyone who came and watched it is so, so fun. I'd also like to thank the medicine that I use when I feel stressed. Thank you, Pizza. You were sitting you slid down beautifully. It had been a long time.

I've been on my new year's bullshit diet, bullshit crap, crap poop, poop face diet. And that was just amazing to get down to Pizza. So thank you, Pizza. You know, you really do, you really do a lot in the world. That's so deserved. I had Shake Shack. As soon as the crappies were over, I had Shake Shack, you know, chocolate shake, double cheeseburger, the whole thing, and it was so worth it. Yep. Okay. Well, let's get to it. Today we have Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yeah. Um, the episode, well, we'll start with the Salt Lake City, since you guys have been waiting the longest for that one. And the episode opens up with Mary,

making some sort of like hot pink smoothie. It looked, it looked almost like one of those crazy dragon fruit Starbucks things, but since it's Mary, I expect it's actually just like lipstick and paint thinner, pureed in a Vitamix. Yeah, poor people shoes. Something like that. So she's saying, you know, the grand husband is there and she's like, how was the Florida home?

You want to sell it? Why do you want to sell the Florida home? And he's like, well, how is the, the, the Florida home? Did you want to sell it? Why do you want to sell the, the, the Florida home? And he's like, well, I can see that home being trouble. I remember back in the days before spring, class, and she's like, oh, Jesus Christ. You just want to get rid of the problem. Yes, Mary, you have 19 houses. Okay.

You don't need them. You never leave your closet. Why do you need this many houses? I know. She's like, so if I'm a problem, you're just going to get rid of me. Five blinks in one second, nanoblinks. And he's like, why would you say that? Because your last wife died under mysterious circumstances and was exhumed, sir. Okay. And that's allegedly I read the soul of the internet.

You know, poor Mary, she's been really relegated to the sidelines and it just seems sort of weird on a first season That someone would get pushed to the side like this. I guess people are saying online that she wasn't Originally one of the central cast members. She was supposed to be a friend of and and then she got promoted So they probably had to shoot a bunch of stuff after the fact kind of like that one season Real housewives of New Jersey, when they decided to bring like Kathy and what's her face Jaclyn back like mid season. So they had to shoot all these scenes and make it look like these scenes happened concurrently

with the rest of the show when clearly they happened, you know, months later. That's probably what it was like. Yeah. So maybe this is the Kiley vibe. Yeah. This is all just shot in one day in a closet into kitchen. You know, it's like go from the blender to the closet from the

closet to the blender and back. Yeah. So then we go to marina then rock shopping big gather. Hey honey, what do you want cheese? I'm on a dairy free sugar free gluten free diet. I will have the fun of being on a dairy free sugar free gluten free diet. He was like, I will have the fun of being on a dairy free sugar free gluten free diet

is being able to tell people I'm on a dairy free sugar free gluten free diet. That was a rush. He's like, I want to make mint water mom. I'm going on. There there's mint over there. I mean, who the fuck do you think your son is? Do you even know your son? Why would you ask him if he wants cheese? I mean, I barely know the kid and I would tell you,

the kid does not want cheese. Okay. Well, she may have thought that he was like a wine and cheese gay, like a vinegarten, like dropping by a vinegarten to have wine and cheese and maybe put on iron guard, like dropping by iron guard and have wine and cheese and maybe put on some show tunes or to talk about like a gallery opening, but no, she has a future circuit party twink

who I'm sure will be spotted on Gaze Overcover at one point and he's like, I want like noodles, but not super carbohydrate noodles. Like, I kind of want those veggie chips, but I just made kale chips. Oh, salmon and chicken jerky. Oh, is that for dogs? Cause that sounded really good.

I also like at one point, he reaches into like a freezer. And he's reaching in for chicken nuggets, but right below it was this big thing of ice cream that just said fat boy on it. And I was like, I feel like this is something that Ronnie would appreciate. Cause I know you appreciate like a subliminal sign from the universe, you know?

Like something just to make him feel more self-loathing, even though he's totally beyond skinny, just knowing. I'm surprised he wasn't, didn't say, did somebody put that fat boy ice cream on the spot? I mean, I'm purpose, that was so savage. Well, that's such a gay thing, isn't it? I mean, no matter how skinny you are, you open the freezer section and all you see is fat boy

staring back at you. It's like, cool, I want that ice cream, but it's calling me fat. Well, the gay thing is going into a supermarket and declaring that you're on three different types of diets and you're gonna make a spa water out of mint and you want a low carbohydrate noodle. And then the first thing you do is you go into a freezer

and you reach into the way way way way way way way way way way back to find the one thing of chicken nuggets. That is the gayest thing. Yeah, homocritical. Yeah. So there we go to the Shah Shaleh. And she's planning a big double date with someone named Big Daddy.

Uh oh. Big Daddy's don't do well in Bravo. They really don't. And I feel like that's the ice cream calling him fat boy. Like you guys needed to name him Big Daddy, you know? What about Slim? What about just calling him slim? What about just, just, um,

little guy of indeterminate size daddy. Why do you guys call him gluten free, dairy free, sugar free daddy? How about why don't you come, do you have mint water, daddy? Mint water daddy. So, Sharif's like, yeah, that's my dog. I mean, it's big daddy. We're gonna hook him up with Heather. That's my dog.

And Sharif's like, yeah, just ride that spark, baby. Sharif says a lot of coach things that I don't really understand. But I think they're really funny. Like, he's constantly coaching Jen. All she's doing really is sitting on the bed. He's like, yeah, right. That's spark, baby.

Yeah. He just wrote like after the season's over, it just kind of like tumbles into his regular life. He's like, okay, we're going to do a nickel formation into this restaurant. All right. And zone defense. So we need some man defense. We're going to be man defense.

I'm big daddy. Okay. All right. What what you're going to do is you're going to line up. You are going to get it in the hole, get it in the hole. Sir, could you just pump your gas and leave? Thanks.

We need a Shirley Temple in the slot, please. So meanwhile, Whitney's at her house, her very, very white house. I'm saying that not like, it looks like the white house, and I'm not saying that because she's very white as a person, I'm saying, because it's just very white house. I'm saying that not like, it looks like the white house and I'm not saying that because she's very white as a person, I'm saying because it's just very white in there. And- And she's also very white as a person. Come on.

She's white as a person. Yeah, these are like white as a person. Yeah, these are like white as a person. And it was probably designed by that dream house. Dream house duo does on that. Like we did that one episode. Oh, yes, they're in Utah, yeah. They are.

I have an idea, all white. White homes for white people. This way you can just disappear. Anyway, so Whitney's half brother will comes over. The house is just sets of floating eyes passing by. It's like how are those Cheetos holding themselves up? People get really, people get really spooked out when they see drawings appearing in the middle of the air and they realize that someone was building a whiteboard.

The walls literally have eyes. Okay, so she's setting up because I am going to try to get well my half brother who I have odd chemistry with, odd sexual chemistry with and then my angry other sister who you guys don't see very much but we are going to talk to that about alcoholism. Okay wait me I'm sick of it okay you need to do something else with your life. Congrats on your dad going through therapy. I don't need this a whole seed since every episode, I want to drink.

I know coming off of OC, it's like the group therapy double, double whammy. Will comes over with, he comes over with that awkward energy of like his, he's like literally walking like Frankenstein. It's this sort of energy that's like, I want to jump my half-sister's bones, but I'm on camera, and I also have a family, so I can't, I'm just gonna walk like Frankenstein to show that I have no interest in doing that. House looks beautiful. You're the only person here. Bapap Bop family! Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop. So, um, she's like,

My typical, my Mormon family is not your typical Mormon family. We have multiple marriages, multiple batches of children, and when my dad became addicted to drugs, it even further divided my family, which makes us just crazy. That's not make me crazy. So, by the way, I wanted to give a small update on something that's not important to anything in the world.

But last week, we were joking about how was it Heather or Jan, someone said that Utah is known for like, you know, two things. And one of them was that the girls and Utah can, oh, the girls in Utah can breed and they can dance. I'm really like, okay, but according to Dominique, my choreographer, boyfriend, he actually confirmed that he said the best dancers come from Utah. So there you go. There you go. You know, yeah. He said the best dancers come from Utah. So there you go. There you go. You know, yeah, Utah Utah Utah Ian's condense. Yeah, so Utah think you can dance. So you think you can Now we're not saying that Whitney can dance, but we're just correcting ourselves. So you taught that dance So Whitney's like, if you're ready, we can get together with that Shay.

Because they felt it, they felt that it was necessary to cut to a flashback of Whitney talking to her sister. Oh yeah, this was a big thing with Whitney this episode. I felt like every conversation that when you started, the producers would freeze the screen and then do this like rewind effect. And like two days earlier, like it's like we could have also just gone to two days earlier, but they just gave Whitney do this like rewind effect. And like two days earlier, like, it's like,

we could have also just gone to two days earlier, but they just gave Whitney a lot of rewind. So she was like, because she asked for so many takes. I guess so. So she only wants nothing to do with that. Two days ago. And then it's in the right place.

I will hang out with dad. So we're back. And because of Mike Dad's addiction, it has been 10 years since my dad, well, and Shay have been together. So I'm ordering one order of fried calamari to share between everybody. How do you do? It was Thai food. Maybe it was Thai calamari.

Remember what she said? We have that in Thai restaurants. That's true. She goes, I've saved away all said that in Thai restaurants. That's true. She goes, I saved away all day on this Thai food. You just got Whitney. I was wondering what that tub of orange liquid was floating in your kitchen. So white in here. There's pan ties, a pan's time alien ship coming at my father. It's with me. It's with me. I don't Pad see you. So the dad's like, oh, hey, we got a lot of good stuff to catch up on guys.

A lot of good stuff to catch up on. Yeah. The dad just makes me so sad. I'm sorry, he makes me so sad because he's like, well, aside from the wig, the wig still doesn't make any sense to me. But like, everything he does is literally like every melodrama I've ever seen. Like, it's gonna be great, going forward. I mean, everything's great, everything's great. I'm like, which actor is gonna have a surprise Oscar turn playing this dad in a movie the next five years, cause that's gonna happen.

It's like Mickey over or Mickey work, whatever's name is doing the wrestler, right? Like someone's gonna play this guy, it's gonna be like Rob Lowe, and he's gonna get an Oscar. You're so cute to think this movie's gonna get a, or this show's gonna get a movie. They're like wow, that groundbreaking

real housewives of Salt Lake City the show's gonna get a movie. I'm like, wow, that groundbreaking real house, lots of salt like city. Let's give it a film. They that always looks terrified to me, like, because eyes are always kind of open and scared and looking back and forth. And then his heads always like, post-really back to give that like single chin neck thing.

I don't know how to describe it, but look, I'm making right now, Matt. Yeah, he always looks like someone's in his now. He always explains someone in his face. That's the sound of his face. Well, he looks like he is talking to the, he looks like he's an alien three. You know, when Tamer Barney opens her mouth and a little Tamer Barney comes out of it into a universe face, it looks like he is like coming face to face with that. The Russian doll version of Tamer Barney.

So yeah, she's like, it is crazy, my family dynamics are deep and dysfunctional, but I'm hoping we can move on tonight. So Shay comes over and you know, this dad is obviously fucked over the kids because they are not having him at all. I'm like, will and share, but like, hmm, hi. And he's like, oh, you guys, you're having a moderum on behalf.

Oh, appreciate that. Appreciate that. Can we drink a 20? Say, we'll whip up in your wallet. Say, whip up in your wallet. Yeah. And so basically, he's talking about how he goes to server living for five days a week, et cetera, et cetera.

And he's like, you know, our family, you know, our family, we was great. We had a lot of fun. we had a lot of fun. I'm like, yeah, you probably did and you know what they're probably thinking, right? Like you ruined it, you know. Yeah, and obviously he's in the throws of addiction, which is, you know, it's a disease, you know,

it's, or whatever. I don't know how we classify it these days, but we understand it's, you know, he is not himself, but I'm just saying that you know, those kids are like, please don't talk to us about how we had great memories when you were the one who caused it to fall apart. Yeah. And she's like, you know, that's why I'm here because I do have good memories of that.

And we'll say, yeah. Well, we've got a little track record with you. Don't we, dad? Kind of a track record. You know, you, you come around and you give all this talk and then things just kind of fizzle out. And then the dad looks, he gets that terrified look to Whitney, like, um, like little help.

Yeah, yeah. That's, oh, that's what he gives her. And what I was like, honestly, dad, you are, you make me so mad, I would walk out right now, except Whitney is giving me an erection. So I'm just gonna sit here until it passes. Can't stand up right now, dad, okay? You're not a stand.

So Whitney's like, yeah, dad, but do you see what he's saying, though? Because, you know, like now is like actually the time we are gonna do it. And she tells us that the brother and sister feel very abandoned, but, you know, they're gonna work through it. And the dad's telling them about sober living. And just coming here gives him huge motivation, you know, he's like work through it. And the dad's telling them about sober living and just coming here gives him huge motivation. You know, he's like, I mean, what they told me, what they told me there is that, you know,

you guys leaving and all this stuff happening, really was a good thing because, you know, put me right here in this place right now and they're just looking at him like, no. That's not gonna be that spin. Yeah, I don't know who told you that, but no. We appreciate that, we appreciate this attempt at a silver lining, but we are not going to accept that.

Thank you. Yeah, they're not really having it. And so he invites him to come group and it's called a process group. So we'll look forward to that in three episodes. After they get back from big, I guess I'm sure. And the whole thing is super sad, you know, it is sad. It is sad, but it's also like it's sad, but it's now been playing out so much

that like there are things that are making me chuckle about it, which is like the dad like saying things like that where you just know the kids are just so angry at him. So now we go over to the rails of Salt Lake City. Kuchina Taskana. One of the listeners wrote on Facebook like, oh my God, another scene at Kuchina Taskana. I'm going gonna know the entire many by the time the season is over. So Heather comes up just looking like she's gonna be in a casino morongo casino Patron what is it casino morongo morongo is to play it. Is that Pachanga? That does that. That's the song.

Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. People who live in Southern California, or this region know what we're talking about. It's like a local casino with like the most annoying radio theme song. It's not. It's almost, well, we have, there are some earworms here in California. Probably the number one earworm is, is Kizan Venais.

Kiz, Kiz, Kizan Venys. They're not the only one. Mine is 1-8-7-7-4-K. That's national. That's national. I hate that. I hate that one so much. I'll tell you which one I do like. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Rylees. I don't know. Yeah. That's a great one. That's touching. That is a touching one. So, um, this motion all has layers. It's emotional. Casino.

Mm-hmm. So, um, Heather shows up to her double date, and, um, Jen tells us, I love Heather. That's my girl. And I've been thinking about the hot springs and what she said to me. I'm terrified of losing a friend.

So, boy. Oh, okay, relax, Kathy, Jacolio. I know everything changes, but come on. But I want her to know that I love her and I want to spend time with her. So I'm gonna set her up with big daddy. It's like, are your earrings hurting your face? Yeah. She's swinging her head around so much like she's telling

somebody off and she's not. It's like you're just doing, you're just doing a normal diary room session. Jen's doing like performative friendship right now, where she's just going to do some things that way she can say, she did something great. We actually, that actually like putting the effort to know whether or not it's going to be well received. So she's doing that thing that when she gets on the fight next week, she can be like after

everything I've done for you next week. Today, I guess it's okay. Yesterday, right now at this moment. So Shreef is excited because big dad is a good dude. He's really excited. He does call him Big Easy and the show kind of clocks Heather, because Heather keeps calling him Big Easy, but Shreef actually calls him Big Easy. So I understand her confusion.

So, you know, Heather, this is a safe place for your Big Easy mess up. And Shreef says, yeah, I'm setting her up with Big Daddy. I'm the billionaire matchmaker. daddy. He's not a billionaire What are you talking about? He works with teenagers and Pennsylvania like not to say that that can't be a billionaire But he's giving me non billionaire energy. Yeah, I'm getting strong non-billion dollar energy Non-billion dollar matchmaker Yeah, I'm getting strong $0.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00., and he's alive. So she's happy. There's a heartbeat. Yeah. So she's like, oh, wow, look at you. He threw your hat down immediately. I love that hat.

I just threw it down. Comment over there, lady. She's acting like they just brought her in a male prostitute. She just gets like toss around all night. Yeah, her flirt game is very aggressive, but also centered around inanimate objects. Like, would that guy at the party? A few weeks ago, she was like,

oh, that's a nice projector. I really like that projector. Do you project a lot of things or whatever it was? Like, she'll just find an object on the table and somehow make that flirtatious. Oh, so you put your fork on the left, huh? You like that, like a fork on the left. You ever put it fork on the right. Huh? It's weird, right? That's kind of hot, too, huh? Yeah, she's like the carrot top of mating.

Um, so the guy, she orders a titos and water and then big daddy easy orders cranberry and orange. And she's like, oh my god. I mean, what was that? Surely temple? I mean, I guess I'm still open to a great, great gate to eight, but God. First of all, it's not a Shirley Temple. Second of all, second of all, I loved the way he just stared at his drink. Like, there was like this weird moment where like the entire world fell away from Big Daddy and it was just him and this cranberry and orange juice and he just was staring at like my precious I know billion non-billionaire energy like he's never seen that before. It's like I'm going somewhere fancy So I'm gonna order something fancy. It's gonna be juice's mix and he's like oh my god. They actually did it

I think that was that was a strong non-billionaire move. And so Heather is mocking him. She's like, oh, what's that pretty little drink? And she tells us, big daddy seems to be drinking like a big baby. Like, well, not everybody's out to prove that they're like, rebel Mormons, you know? Yeah, I'm like, it's kind of funny on the heels of Whitney's dad's scene. And then we have Heather being like, ooh, drinking like a big baby. It's like, well, you don't really know what big daddy's story is. So, so then Jen tries to sell Heather. And she tries to sell Heather in the most like linked in way possible.

She goes, what I love about Heather, she disrupted the Med Spa world. And meanwhile, easy still staring at his drink. He's like, wait a minute, is this a carrot in my drink? I don't think I've ever had a carrot in my drink. Welcome to Kucucina Marango, sir. The crazy world of Kucucina Tuscana with experimental cuisine enters your cocktails So now you have a bloody Mary Now he orders a sprite and Heather's like mortified and it's like so what do you do in Pennsylvania? And he says well the central thing that I'm really lucky to do is

Transition players from one kind of life to another kind of life. And she's like, oh, so you're academic. He's like, well, I'm really glad you asked me that. I'm for the stuff that doesn't have a box. And then he tries to sell him. Now listen, you're coming on Bravo. Now is definitely the time to sell your product. I don't know like this though.

I mean, he just poor guy just keeps going and going and he gets like the dumb rumba of shame where he's talking it's like Like just sort of like being like this person's stupid this person's stupid music and the multiple cuts where they'll cut Like one word out of his sentence, but make it look like it's three hours later. Yeah So he goes on and on and then word out of his sentence, but make it look like it's three hours later. Yeah. So he goes on and on and on. And then Heather is clearly lost interest. And Jen and Shreve want to go salsa dancing later and Keith, of course, wants to stay for dessert, which is also again, not, not billionaire energy.

You sort of get the feeling like he's trying to milk every last drop of this, you know, bravo sponsored meal. Yeah. He's like, come on. I had a carrot in my drink. I've been healthy. So Heather's like, you can just get me a sorpey on the way big easy.

And I was like, oh my God, Heather hates him. And she's still like, we're boning, right? I just sat through all that. We're having sex, right? Yeah. So, so a big daddy and Shreve walk off and Jen's like, so what do you think about big daddy? And Heather's like, he's so nice, which as we all know, is code for get him out of my face. Yeah, I don't like him. And then she's like, well, Jen did a nice

thing and inviting me to the sober Ted talk. So that was a disaster. So then we go back over to Whitney's house and her kids on the hoverboard. Fah, fah! And Whitney's like, don't roll around the house with chips, sister. Which was funny. Where are those chips flying? No, I guess you'd see the daughter, because she's her right hand. So she's like, you know, I have grown up

in a dysfunctional family. Yes, Whitney, we know. Like Whitney's just been trying to perfect this one model on since the first episode. She really has been. And one thing I've learned is that longer that you let things go, the worse they become. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh But we need fun. I will text the girls We need texting the girls And so she's texting the girls, but meanwhile her daughter is putting some sort of like chocolate powder into her drink

I'm going more chocolate Which I was like I didn't know that my childhood was on screen So the girls respond Heather and they respond just how you think they would Heather's like great idea I'm so in and she's like yes, just as long as I'm the CEO of fun. Great. That's such a generous spot. So I was cracking up. I'm buried. Well, that's not really my scene. I can probably make that. Yeah. Well, I'm just seeing I have to make sure the house is well stocked with mint for

For Brooks's meals I've got a lot of I'm eating cheese over here, but I guess I can try and make it I'll have to see I have a scheduled sloppy kiss with Seth this weekend see if I can push that So Mary tells us if I can push that. So Mary tells us, she asks, is Jen going and Whitney says she is and Mary's like, well, I do love Vegas, but you know, I have a beautiful home in Vegas.

Yes, Mary, we know. You're getting sadder by the episode. It's getting sad. It's wanted to watch Mary. She's literally just sitting in her closet again. She's wearing like 18 different brand designers all over her. And it's fucking sad, man. It is sad. I really, I hope that she is brought back for season two and that they give her more to do

because she's by far the most fascinating cast member, but she's just been in her closet. Like having smoothies and having a charlotte come up and bring her her tray or whatever. Yeah, I can't go in with Jen. Okay, let's put it this way. I would rather be in a plane with mice than with Jen. Oh, and I don't like rodents. I don't like them. Well, you better look under some of your clothes.

Be sure you'll find your closet. So as we pull away from Mary's closet, you just hear her go, Okay, well, I can try on different shoes. This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. I'm not saying something. She's basically Miss Havishan. Right.

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And she didn't want me to text you. And she said, you know, the interesting thing is, I started the problem with John created the other problems because she was repeating, I'm sorry, she should have talked about. Like, I talked to her and she said that she and Jan have talked and resolved things and she did not take responsibility and she just stated it was a shit show. But you want to hear about Ivane? She sounds not apologize to me. I thought but loves my mind.

Uh oh. My way. I thought I just is my mind. It's not all. My way. I thought I just looked at it man. I don't go, but I don't want, I don't have an enemy for any more drama. I'm already standing at a diagonal position and I don't know if I can make my body needle going in further. You know what, I'm gonna go, but only because I'm got about 19 feet

worth of fake eyebrows, and I haven't used yet. All right. I don't go, but only because Brooks is on this crazy triple diet, and he's become a real mother. Did you leave the microwave on last night, mother? That's literally not impossible. That's literally not impossible. That's literally not impossible. That's literally not impossible.

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It's like how they're picking out clothes really for anything. They're just these really tacky, who cares? So she's like animal print racer stripes. I mean, you worried about your mom bringing home any daddy for you? So not more than to say that. So not more than to say that. So not more than that. And then we see Justin and Whitney and Justin's like, so you're really going as if like she's decided that she wants to attempt to like ride a motorcycle across the Grand Canyon.

So she's like, she's like, yes, I am going, but I haven't heard from Lisa yet. It goes, well well good luck. You're gonna need it You know going to a wonderful fun vacation destination. You're gonna need that luck Yeah, and Brooks is helping Meredith and check I think I'll go with a silver deorne Me shoes. I love those chef. Yeah, well you know you mean shoes like that. So because you're on your phenolot and vangus Yeah, why would I ever do that? I don't even go to Vegas mother. All I know about Vegas is the prostitution capital of the world.

Like, well, I actually don't know if that's even true. And second of all, that's really all you know about Vegas, Brooks. Yeah, I know. I think it's funny that they're not the Mormon family. They're a family who just moved here, not that long ago. And he's like the most Mormon out of everybody. He's like, he really is. He's gross.

That woman was improper in my house. Are those ladies prostitutes? He really is very prudish. It's kind of hilarious. I also, what I liked about Meredith and this little micro scene was that her batteries were running low. So she was just speaking, she was like,

big, this is very walkable. Mike, who we get some double A's here for Meredith, please? We're losing her charge. Quick, just paint on Thickar Eye Browse. I mean, she comes up at one point and she looks like two circular driveways are on her face. Like her eyebrows,

so we're in the middle of her head and go all the way back under her wig. What are you doing? They do. It is a little strange. They do go under her wig. Ugh. So, Jen, I'm the hype girl for the trip. Basically, I'm the one who gets along with everybody.

What? What? What? What? So, What? What? What? So, is this? Yeah. So the girls get to the airport and when he's still mad

because, well, she finds out here that Lisa's going ahead and being, and we'll meet them in Vegas, but basically we need to have no idea. Lisa never got back to her, so she's all pissed. So then they hop on their plane, which, you know, they get on their Southwest plane, which no judgment. I mean mean if you're going from Salt Lake City to Vegas. Yeah, you take Southwest like Burbank to Vegas You take Southwest of course, but the funny part is they get out there like all dressed up and then they're like sitting like in the middle of the Southwest flight and then there's this shot of Whitney tossing her hair and slow mo like

Welcome to the glamorous life. I'm like you're on Southwest. You're like you're literally like you're like a group C. Can you calm yourself? Yeah, she's like tossing her hair as if she's on Lala's PJ right now. Yeah. Um, so Heather's like well as good Mormons, this is everything we're not supposed to do. Campal drink, debauchery. It's a Mormon girl's side of the dark side. It's like the Mormon girl's dark side. More prostitution than you can ever imagine. It is the capital, you know. Told you, Mama. So then they're in the front. Mama, I got to get back to Salt Lake.

Say, you broke this adam, yeah. Just that concept is funny to me. So they'd land the MTS, the biggest airport has ever been, by the way. And they get their limo. And guess what, they had to get a separate car for all of Gen Shaws luggage. It's hilarious.

Also, it is kind of crazy because there are just going to be there for two days. But, you know, it's classic housewives antics, too much luggage. We need a different limo now. So Whitney's like, I am going to call Lisa. As a person for me, this functional family, I should be the one to call Lisa. So she calls her and the,'s just like love that Lisa love that beep. Oh, I guess she's not there. And then Lisa calls Meredith and she's like, oh, Lisa. Lisa is absolutely trying to make a statement. It is rude and it is selfish. Of course she is

going to make this about herself. Yeah. And she tries to do like a Lisa impersonation and the producers like, is that your Lisa? And she goes, well, I can't look like I'm talking, taking a shit and being sexy at the same time. You just got with need. Go it should do. We want to rewind on that one. Bapala, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, this was me two seconds ago doing it. You got me. I ain't, you know, on what Lisa, we're in the car, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah It's that and Whitney's like, so Lisa you are in Vegas and you are coming Yeah, I've worked on here with me, so

It's a little giant. Yeah, just gonna do I've been touching can I touch that yeah, thank you. Hey, I'm on Hey, oh, yeah, it's so great to be here working with you. So how did the team for me? Brands hi Chris Boom chairs gotta go boom chairs Yeah, so just like I know for a fact that Lisa is still mad at Whitney and hell I'm not really okay with Whitney, okay? And then we see She said she was scared of me, but I don't know you know what I didn't say that you know what's loved not that

Well, she's standing adamantly behind that adamantly behind what because I've never said that to her, you know what? I didn't say that. You know what's loved, not that. Well, she's standing adamantly behind her. Adamantly behind what? Because I've never said that to her. And you know what? I would love to go to Vegas because I would love to hear how she says that I loved that I said that. Okay, because I would love to hear that. Okay.

Okay. So, yeah, so then we're back. We're back to present and Jen's base. I think it's Jen who says that that she says, this was basically Lisa's way of saying, like, thumbs up, Whitney, I'll see you in Vegas. I'm like, yeah, Jen, we figured that out. And that's what we've been talking about, Jen. We've been talking about this. I forgot, I had forgotten about the thumbs up on this show.

That's like, fuck you. Yeah, oh, that's right. Thumbs up as fuck you. Oh, we totally forgot about that and then the driver was like man I'm gonna need you to buckle your seatbelt back there. Oh those are just my eyebrows or not. It's not a seatbelt. I'm actually buckled in So they get to the hotel no mad Las Vegas Yeah, did you say the hotel nomad? No, I've walked, I almost, I looked at it one time when I was thinking about, I was planning it. I did a Vegas trip with some friends

about a year and a half ago and it was on the list of contenders, but then my friends said the rooms are very small there. So we decided not to go, okay. But then I'm sort of sad because I would have loved to have been greeted by these two people who look like they've been transferred from like the lobby of a haunted mansion and put in nice clothes because they just like meet them in the lobby. These greeters and this guy has like a little note and he goes,

thank you ladies. It's an honor you're here. Now that you've arrived, please lend us your ear. There's no salty lake, but no shortage of sand. Here's the rosé with bubbly, let Vegas strep again. Koreans, and then they're all just staring at him like, uh, and then he gives a big smile. And so they start laughing so they start clapping for him. He's like, thank you, thank you, thank you, my dears. Who, what? Okay, question.

What Shifty Queen at the No Mads set up his friend to have this moment. Oh, you know, you should do, you should do a poem when they get here. They're going to think it's so funny. Who did that to this guy? Who, who set him up for this? Yeah. He's like, half size? I'm doing the greeting.

I'm doing it. And then his friend is just like, he had the lady just like, I told him it wouldn't work if we didn't have a thunder clap and bats. Yeah. Back to work shake square. So Heather is like,

I'm so touched. This guy spent more time crafting a poem for Vegas. The Billy didn't his proposal to me. A Mormon wouldn't say that, by the way. Yeah. I'm just glad we didn't cut the Billy just marinating in his hot tub. So then, I need some shots of that. I need random shots of Billy just to loan in that hot tub. Just soaking and raisin' up. So then, so when they're walking to their rooms and when he's like, guys, I have a special surprise in an hour,

we're gonna go exotic car racing. It's gonna be fun. And Jen's like, oh, well, I have a surprise for Heather, and it's an appointment in long story short Basically Jen hijacks the plan a little bit and she and Heather are gonna be doing something else which was gonna leave Whitney with Lisa and Meredith for this race car thing. Yeah, a little karmic race So then everybody's like unpacking and trying on the dumbest sunglasses they could possibly find

Like everyone in this episode is wearing really stupid sunglasses. Sorry. Yeah, I don't care much it costs, okay? Yeah, and so now Lisa's in murder's room and Lisa's like, I'm so glad you're here You know, I don't know anyone an explanation especially Whitney on how I'm getting to Vagas I don't know anyone in explanation, especially Whitney, on how I'm getting to Vagas, but when I'm getting to Vagas, all anyone needs to know is I've got brands, and teams, and brands, and teams, and Vita Tequila here.

Hi, hi Christopher, hi Alan, hi. Hi. You know, I just have to work on things here, I have to check on things with my time. Like, oh my god, that plants too high, somebody get that plant down. It, oh my god, that plants too high. Somebody get that plant down. It's just my room, Lisa. Wow, I love that.

Oh, we're going basically driving. Love that. You know what? I love to change my shoes. That's for sure. Yeah, you may not believe it, but it's for sure. So then Whitney is just talking to Heather about how she's hoping to use this as a chance to talk

to Meredith and Lisa in the wake of that hip-hop party and Lisa is like, I mean, think about it. Every time I'm around Whitney, she has a problem with me. Like, what are problems? Like, it doesn't make sense, I don't love that. And then we get a montage of like Whitney. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, did you like my buh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, your bartenders have a little too much fun at my party.

Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, you know, I feel judged by you every time we go to lunch together. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, how do I judge? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, so the Meredith, no, no, no, no. How do I judge? So the Meredith is like, well, what? And he was totally normal today.

I mean, she combed her hair and she torqued out one of the limo drivers. So it seems like everything's all right with her. No, I'm sorry, okay? But that's not gonna work for me. You know what? She never gave it no, I'm sorry. You know what?

She caused that problem at the party. Would there have been any problems if she hadn't said I had a problem with Janet talk off? Well, Jen claims to be my friend. And she says negative things behind my back. Hold on. I just got a text from Brooks. It says mint 911. Okay. I think I have to go back. We're going to just considering cheese. And you gotta get a, I gotta get on the flying. So everyone needs to have a car about it for their words and their actions. Car about it.

Then we see Whitney and Heather talking about it. And Heather is so sick of hearing Whitney just say the same thing over and over. Whitney's like, well, I want to explain to her that what I was trying to do. And she goes, yeah, your mad that Lisa didn't show up at the airport and then called Meredith and study you. Yeah. I get it. I get it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so we had Jen and Heather's big surprise She Jen is taking Heather to do a private shoe shopping experience Yeah, and because I love you so much here it is. Okay close your eyes close your eyes. Okay

Three two one Shamazing and then we see more people from the haunted mansion this time is Dora and Dominic we're like you're like watch that Dominic looks like he feeds on clerks from the blasio but what the hell dude what's happening in the no mad I don't know it's a creepy ass hotel he's like welcome your own private shopping. Don't worry, your hip and the hopping. You try on a shoes, you'll never lose. Ladies get your feet out,

because I'm sorry, it's feeling time. Please, I'm home. Just follow the bus boy. And I like how it was this private luxury experience, but it felt like it was in like a bar That was sort of like roped off and rest the lobby like you could just hear the lobby through the entire scene I'm like this is not luxurious at all And she's like this is where I get all of my exclusive secret one of the kinds Heather like really

Really so you come here all the time for shoes I believe for the like rough off the bar boys Jen is back So they're all trying on stuff and they're like really into these shoes that these big bows on them and stuff and Jen gets into this like bright green Suit kind of thing and then she's like on the bar. She's like do I look like a fern? suit kind of thing and then she's like on the bar. She's like, do I look like a fern? Yeah, you like this?

Can't buy my tits because my plastic surgeon retired. I don't think anyone was in the market for it. I think Heather's doing pretty well in the tits department, by the way. Yeah, I don't think she needs your help. And also, Jen's a bad friend to take shopping because Heather tries on this pink dress and it's horrible and she's just you know She just looks like a Mormon pepto Bismal Well next Mormon is a good this small like a jellyfish landed on her. Yeah, she's like amazing Terrible I yeah, I did not like that at all

So and then Jen falls off the bar which felt good so then Now we go over to the race track, and Lisa and Meredith and Windy are out, well, actually, they're going to the race track, or they're some, yeah, they're outside the nomad, and so they're standing awkwardly and Lisa, hey, it's good to see you, are you ready? This is my job, I love that, it's good to see you. Are you ready? This is my job. I love that. It's my job. I love race cars. So they get into the car and it's really awkward.

Marin is just looking on the phone. I'm just looking for some cheese delivery. It's a real crank so so, man. And everyone's in big, stupid, huge sunglasses. And Whitney's like, oh my god, this is awkward as fuck. A moment wouldn't say that. Thank you, Heather. You know, I'd rather be at church right now.

And that's saying something. Yeah. And then she, in this awkward silence, she looks to the backseat at Meredith. And Meredith just gives her just the coldest fake smile, like, purse lips, like, like, don't look at me. I'm in a mint emergency. Yeah.

So what were you doing again here anyway, Lisa? Working for my bronze. I'm just working for my brand. Oh my god, that sign is lit up too early. Have that billboard turned down. Would you drive her? Do we have any of those hybrid stores? Any of them? So, uh, we say, oh, I had no idea you were here. Oh, I thought you knew. I was already here. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I used to go to the Lary Miller truck because Patrick Dumpsey's TM racist there. And like, I'm a big McDrummer fan. Do you like the dreamer? Yeah, you know, Dumpsey. You know, Patrick Dumpsey. I'm sorry, I call him Dumpsey. I've just known him for so long. It just uses last name. Dumpsey. But anyway, it's a rush. It's a rush lady without a TV.

Well, I'm excited to drive cool cars, but racing intimidates me. Oh come on. You know what? It's no, but yeah, I gotta take this. Hey Aaron Aaron Sorkin. Great. You know what? It's show about the white house. That sounds great Maybe we could put it in a plant store That's what I'm thinking. Plant store air and socket. All right, good to work, air Hey, can we stop at this McDonald's? This was Richard Mulligan's favorite McDonald's. Can we stop here? I know him is Mulligan. You guys might know him is Richard Mulligan Hey, hey that gas station Dina Mannoff used to go there all the time. Should we go there? So they arrive and it's all luxury cars.

I love that. This is my kind of parking lot. So the Spritish guy comes up and he's like, ladies, we're going to have some fun today. We're going to get you dressed in racing suits. Isn't that wacky? Ladies in racing suits. We'll do it.

So I drive a Porsche, a Porsche Panera bread in real life. What do you think about that? What should I drive? I drive a Ferrari? Yeah? Yeah, I drive that because Kurt, her favorite place is a Pan America. Panera bread.

I'm at streasy carts for those of you that know I'm talking about. Hey, John Arden, yeah, she loves to drive a Miara, do you have any of those? Despite the fact that Wetness is the last person I want to be risked, it doesn't like driving high performance cars. So they get changed into suits like racing suits. And I got the guys like, have you guys been racing? She is, yeah, I love her. I love her. Do you guys have any cellophages?

Not Toyota telecos, Connie's telecos. She loves racing. I could put up with Whitney for a far higher. So they start driving and Whitney's like, yeah, I'm fast. I'm so not Mormon right now. I'm going the fastest. Emeritus, like just tell yourself, you're on the way and Whitney's like, yeah, I'm fast. I'm so not Mormon right now. I'm going to the fastest. Emeritus, like just tell yourself,

you're on the way for a gluten-free. Okay. Just, all right. Brooks needs his bent. Step on it. All right, we're coming to you. Brooks, oh wait, it's a loop. I'm in a loop.

Sorry, Brooks, I thought I was beating to you, but it's just going in a loop. And then you have Lisa driving, and she's driving 70 miles per hour, which admittedly in life is fast, but on a racetrack, it's very slow, and she just driving, and the guy, this pro, the professional driver, Nectar, is so funny. He sounds almost like, he sounds like an automated checkout system. You know what an automated checkout system is like, just scan your items.

You can scan your items now. You can do, put your items on the thing and scan it. You can scan it. Are you still there? You can scan it now. And he's like, you go a little faster. A little guess on it. You go faster.

And she does it. And she just looks like, wow, this is so fine. So they're done. And she's like, wow, that was so fine. So it means like, I appreciate you both coming because I haven't had a chance to follow. Oh, I know. I know you haven't had a chance to follow.

Oh, that's crazy. You haven't even had a chance to say, sorry or anything, it's crazy. Yeah. And she's like, well well I literally was like trying to have a conversation with Jen and then Heather came in hot and that's when I lost control. I'm like, please stop blaming this on Heather. You were taking forever and Heather was just like, yeah, they're scared of you.

Because you were going to say that anyway. So this is not Heather's fault with me. Do you mean it went awry? Because I was confusing to me because you had something to tell her about us. So this is not others vault Whitney. when I talk to Mary. Well, that's a great assault. I mean, it's a great assault. The closet lady, lady in her closet. Yeah, but like Mary is my friend. Love Mary, but you know what? Mary doesn't speak for me. Now Mulligan, that man can speak for me. He can. He can speak for me. And so can dry fist. Honestly, I love them both. I'm sorry. I don't want you to. I don't mean Richard Dryface. I meant the actual dog Dryface. And nobody speaks for me, except for me,

and occasionally Brooks and Seth, and usually just them. Or my daughter, whatever I mean, is what that's it. That's it. All right. Yeah, all I heard that I was afraid of her, and I was like, WTF, I didn't say that. I didn't say that I was afraid of her. I mean, with I had in the corner with the shotgun,

trembling gas, but it was just part of my bond. It's part of my bond. It's part of my bond. Did I listen? Did I have bull from night court on the phone to be like, oh my god, I'm so scared. Yes, it's my bond. And I take full accountability for that good,

because you know what, there's side conversations happening, and it's easier to go to the source. Like, what do I want to drink? Meredith, what does she like to drink? No, ask me, diet code. That's what it is. Just come to the source.

You would have gotten me the wrong drink right now. Listen, I forgive easily. It's like the time I felt so betrayed by Tina Yathers. And I was like, why isn't she drinking Vita tequila? And then she apologized. And I was like, I love that. I love that. Here's some more Vita tequila. All right, man. It's done. Let's use the moon form in half. So then we go back to the shoes. They're still in the shoes store. And have this like day sister every time. And Jen's drinking, which means trouble is on this way down the pike. And there was this, there was this really weird moment. I don't know if you notice

this, the way they've seen began. Heather was like, Jen, thank you for doing this for me. This was amazing. And then we got a close-up of the shoes and out of nowhere, the music went, da da da da da da. And then it just went back to the scene. I was like, why did the shoes get their own musical sting right there? I think because she had so many.

She got so many shoes, because Heather was like, we're getting the same thing, but you're getting twice as many as me. So how do you think Whitney is surviving? I'm just like, when I met with Lisa, many shoes because otherwise Lisa's gonna slaughter her. Meredith is gonna eat her, and then I'm gonna chew her up and spit her out. So she's gonna have to. And there's like, don't you realize that's terrible? That's terrible that that's what these people will do.

And in the meantime, the music's going like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's like full, it's like a full Salt Lake City overdrive. Like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And others confuse, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Bitch, you opened your mouth at the wrong party, okay? I'm still hurt and I told her how important that was for me And Heather's like so are you blaming Whitney for you throwing the glass So now Jenna's like well, I feel like I've got on my way for Heather So I'm confused as to why she's trying to cover for Whitney for not understanding the pain that I'm feeling I mean look at the things I did I I set her up with a guy who fixates on his cranberry

and orange juice and I got her a haunted house shoe shopping spree. And this is how she repays me? Already, I mean, jeez. So you want to be a big girl Whitney? Then you need to come to the big girls table and not the kids table eating chicken nuggets Whitney, okay? Eat caviar bitch.

It's like, ooh, I think chicken nuggets. It's kind of a chicken nuggets dish. I love it. Salt like sea. Brooks was triggered by that. Actually, I don't want caviar. I just want mint and water. I don't eat chicken nuggets. All I see right now in this diary room session

is an ice cream pint calling me fat man. Yeah, Jen's little diss there. It was sort of getting away from her. Because she was like, you want to be a big girl that you can, that come to the big girl tape table and stop eating nuggets and fold your napkin and, you know, we don't know elbows on the table. The big girls tape, you can't put elbows on the big girls table

because we, because we caviar, girls table because we can eat caviar Got it we caviar done next And then Jen is now yelling at her she's like bitch stand up for me with winging, okay It's like oh, but if I not stood up for you. Are you kidding me? She ruined top-gob Okay, when she is lady So others like yeah, I'm seeing that her idea of a good friend is basically a henchman, you know, just like pile on whoever she doesn't like, like the house is on fire

and you're my team or you're dead to me. Which, yeah, I'm pretty much. Yep. And Jen's like, the only reason I haven't bitch slapped Whitney is because she's your friend, Heather. Okay, she's your friend. And Heather's like, well, I think that you just need to talk with her and she's like, no, you are putting your name

and your reputation, the beauty lab reputation on Whitney. So you better make sure Whitney Rose comes correct, okay? Because all of us, all of us, because we care about you so much. And that's the only reason why we're putting up with that shit. So she's basically now trying to make this all headers fall for some reason. Yeah, she's like, you choose her us because the cool girl's not going to hang out with

you if you keep hanging out with her. Oh, pretty much. Can't have a seat at the big table with the caviar. Yeah, I mean, frankly, I choose the nugget table myself. I know. Well, I like caviar too. I'm not gonna lie. I'm bougie like that. I don't know. Can I have nuggets and caviar? Is that possible? Mm-hmm. Like a bridge table. But that's Heather's table. You know, two in the middle table between the kids table and the adult table.

Like anyone want to hear how crazy it is that ex-mormon is eating chicken nuggets right now, anybody? Anybody? You know, chicken nuggets and caviar is actually very big as unto itself, which is a nice call back to Porquico. All you have to do is watch this episode. You would have figured it out. Do your food.

Okay, so now here we are starting a little recap of real housewives of a lantern. Yeah, we're we're gonna pivot. Well, we're going to pivot to another vacation episode, another going on vacation episode over on Atlanta. But before the vacation we can begin, we have to watch Cynthia Bailey driving along and realizing that her friends really are sick of talking to her. Yeah, no one will answer Cynthia's call. And you know, Cynthia, the season is really getting on people's nerves. This is just the temperature I'm taking on L internet from Sashal Medea. But everyone's really hating Cynthia because of her super spreader wedding. So they're going it.

And you know, now her car safety is just really bad. I know you're on a housewives show, but you have Bluetooth in that car. It's a nice car. Why are you holding your hand calling everybody? And then when nobody answers the phone, she's like, OK, fine. I guess I'll text them.

And then she starts texting while she's driving. So Cynthia, you need a safety class before the next season or the internet is going to excrete you. Yeah, she's pretty much a disaster. So she's calling all the women one by one and no one's answering their phones and we are seeing what they're doing. So we see Kandy is FaceTiming with Riley

and Riley's like, I'm in New York and I'm a different. And then Kandy is, she's FaceTiming some lady about her finger being fat and she wants to chop it off because it has the wedding ring on it. And then we see Portia meditating in her backyard and Portia is wearing some crazy, I don't know what it is, some like one piece jumpsuit, I don't know, it's not jumpsuit, but it's like, it looks like someone poked her in so many different areas and she's just bleeding out onto it.

This is terrible, this is terrible. And with Ralph and Drew, we only have two kinds of seeds. They're either fighting or they're pretending that they're the best couple ever. And today is the best couple ever seen. So they want to go see the new house, but he's bought her a scooter because she hurt her ankle. I don't even remember her having an ankle problem. And I think that's now that I'm saying it,

I guess I kind of remember her flipping around, but it's not a good sign for the season. What I'm like, when did she hold a ankle? Yeah, no, she remember she, she like, she was in a cast when she joined the cast. So Ralph was like, hey, so you know how you're always complaining that you can't go out and be with me when I go on jobs, which is already kind of a passive aggressive way to start this sentence and go, I got you a scooter, now you can go everywhere. Which, now I remember, she broke her ankle

when she was playing opposite Leon and something. Yeah, remember, she's a killer. Her Achilles or something. So now he got her a scooter so she can go everywhere, which feels condescending in some way. I can't put my finger on it, but it just feels condescending. And then they do, like you said, this like, oh my God, we're so happy.

I've got a scooter and I got my man, all that stuff. Yeah, it's really hard for me with this couple. I'm officially breaking up with this couple at this point. Mike, I'm sick of you too. Sick of you. I'm not even going to talk about the dynamics of your relationship because I'm over it. So she's going to have a party before the vacation for all the girls because she's miss so much filming. So she starts calling people and inviting them and everyone says that they're sure, but then she calls Candy and Candy's like,

hello. Oh, hi, Candy. Just making sure you're available to come to my house for this dinner party and Candy's like Sure Yeah, I can't see you so bored with you. She doesn't even want to answer the phone Candy just did the equivalent of like closing the the front door very slowly and looking like looking peaking through the front Or as you close it very slowly on a salesman Like, looking, peeking through the front door as you close it very slowly on a salesman. Also, Drew says one of the reasons why she's having the party is that way people can see the house before they move out of it.

I'm like, is that a thing that people do? Like, first and last looks for a house. How's holding? It's like it's a house holding, you know? Like, we're out of here. Everybody come by. Yeah, it was weird. So then we go to a restaurant and it's like rating super hard and Kenya shows up literally looking like a swiffer We say we know we make that joke every now and then but she literally looks like my my swiffer dusting dusting pad and

It's raining and she just like throws her umbrella down just randomly and then Latoya comes and she just like throws her umbrella down like everyone just like has like a lot of umbrella privilege Like I'm just gonna drop my umbrella wherever and someone else can have to figure out where it goes Yeah, so can you tell her that for this trip? She's got a house and she's bringing the nanny the baby. So she's I've a branch for us to fly private And she's like, you know, it doesn't make sense because a small plane is one thing, but having all the ladies fly private is like 50 grand and I'm not spending 50 grand. Yeah, which I think actually sort of makes sense. They're going to be going to a place called

Isle of Palm and basically, oh, and the other thing that happened right before this is that Kenya is like, well, I'm going through all my stuff and I don't need these anywhere. I came and fit into them. And so she gives toias, Latoya some, uh, some lingerie and like Latoya sniffs it like, ha, we sort of are flirting. I'm like, I'm just so sick of this, this like non-starter storyline. Yeah, I'm kind of looking at this season as a transitional season. I'm really hoping that this is like, you know, it's COVID. Let's let everybody get to know each other a little bit better. And then next season's going to be amazing because this is going to need some work.

So the producer is like, so how are the girls going to react to you taking a private plane? And she's like, well, if they don't like the arrangement, I'm sure they can have a black or platinum card or gold am it well you know what I can't even say that because some of them have really bad credit. Yeah so then Drew calls up and is like hey I'm having a party so you can see my house before I move out which I know is exactly what everyone wants. You wanna come, yada, yada, yada, and then Kenya basically invites her and says, she tells Drew that she's gonna be going out of private jet ahead of time with the rest of the gang.

And which is important, it's important that she tells Drew this because later on. It's a plot for five episodes, man. And also she forces an invite for Latoya. She's like, the toy is here. Can she come to your party? She's like, yeah, sure. That would be great. And the toy is like, thanks for the invite. So yeah, Kenya tells her about the plane. And she, you know, she's doing it because of Brooklyn. And then we see her on the phone with her lawyer in a rewind scene about serving the divorce petition because Mark is trying to tell her another thing

she can't do without the baby and she can't leave the country. She can't feature the baby in the haircare line ads because Mark won't give permission for anything. Yeah, the baby is, her face is blurred out now on Atlanta. So she can't even see the baby on Atlanta. So then we go over to Drew and she's in her kitchen because it's the night of the big dinner party

and she's wearing this like enormous long wig that's like cinched in areas and everything and she's with Chef Love. And Drew keeps walking around and saying, we're gonna show people how we do things in Hollywood. This is how we do things in Hollywood. I'm like, okay Greta Garbo, like this is not, like you were on the game, you were not like,

you know, winning Oscars, you were not like the epitome of Hollywood. And this is by the way, not how we do things in Hollywood. This is like just standard dinner party Like this this is not like Wolfgang puck and like the governor's ball after the Oscars You hired two cater waiters to run the bar. Okay calm down and you were only in three episodes of the game I look that shit up And and also the other thing is you also don't get credit just because you

Dressed up one of your bartenders like a toy soldier. Okay, that's not, that doesn't automatically make this a Hollywood party. This is how we do it in Hollywood. I'm like, where's the coke? Where's the hookers? How kind of party is this? And Ralph is committing another major sin, which he's, in my book, which is he's wearing a short sleeve mock turtle neck, which I don't, it's like it's like a, it's a sort of shirt that is only available in international male catalogs

and only guys who want to show off their muscles, but also want to feel sophisticated wear. It's like, it's like, it's, it's like a terrible, terrible shirt. No one should ever wear that. Um, and he's also doing his like greatest husband ever act. We're like, hello, how we're so honored to have you here. And one thing about this house, I guess one reason they're moving is that they can't hear anybody at the door. They must lose so many packages. Well, they're just so busy bringing L.A. to the A.

I mean, did you know that in Los Angeles, apparently, a thing is a surf fish with salad. That is so Hollywood. So Hollywood. So Cynthia's standing out there forever and no one's answering. And Cynthia's brought the best gift ever. Maybe it's optional.

Subwine from the Bailey. Yes. The Bailey place. And then candy and oxen, nobody hears. So she's not the one who loves herself in. She's at the window like an urchin, right? Yes, Bailey place and then candy and oxen nobody hears So she's at the left or something She's at the window like an urchin right like like please, huh? She's just like staring in just so angry So she just walks in and then we see a clip because candy's like well

I didn't see her other wig so I don't really know what that looked like But apparently it caused some problems and then we see we wind rewind a clip of Latoya just going on and on at dinner about Drew's hair yeah abortion tells her so you're coming for her wig now and she's like yes yes I am coming for her wig so then now Kenya shows up and and this is when I start to also notice that So then, now Kenya shows up. This is when I started to also notice that Ralph is like a soft hugger. He's one of those people that goes through the gestures of hugging, but when you actually think about it, the most you get is a light grays on your back. If you watch him hugging the women, he just lightly embraces them.

I guess it's coronavirus, so I understand people are tentative, but it just was annoying to me. I think it's a Purgin, performative hugging. That's what it was. That's what it was. Ralph. And then Kenya, you know, never forget the Porsche.

I mean, never forget the Fadera and Apollo seasons, guys, because Kenya's like, oh oh hey, I remember you I also want to point out it's been like 25 minutes of watching people walk into the foyer Like every single person gets like their whole long scene of driving up knocking on the door welcome to season 13 of real house was a Atlanta. It's just going on and on and on. Just everyone arriving. So, uh, Porsche comes, you know, everybody gets their 10 minutes of arrival.

And then Porsche is like, where's Latoya? Um, we need Latoya here. And Kenya is like, I don't know, why are you asking me where she is? Why don't you call her? And Porsche is like, well, you should be glad she's not here Drew, because she was talking you. And Porsche tells us the way she dogged this wig,

I was expecting it to be glued on with tape showing. I'm saying everything, I'm singing like a bird. And so Drew was like, she's like, I've met this girl one time, one time, and she's going all around Atlanta, talking about my wig. What does she even do? And the producer was like, well, she has a YouTube channel, and she goes, is that a job? So Drew's the kind of her vibe that she's like, listen,

the people that I like to surround myself with are people who are, you know, who would, if my wig is messed up, would tell me that my wig is messed up and not like go around and talk behind my back, you know. Yeah, so Portia's like, well, don't, it's not just me who is there. Cynthia and Candy were there too. And Cynthia's like, thank you, Portia, for dropping the entire shade tree on the table. Porsche. Yeah.

And Drew's like, well, you know what? Like, can you, you know, like, listen, you know, like, Kenya came here tonight with what she's, you know, what she's doing and she's rocking it well, you know, kind of like, implying that Kenya looks like a mess, but she's rocking it. And so then everyone's laughing at the, like, Kenya basically got like a surrogate shade,

like, or proxy shade, a surrogate shade like or proxy shade since Latoya wasn't there. Yeah, and Kenya's like, look at her and then look at me. I can wear a paper bag and we're not going to talk about the beauty department. Hmm. I also want to point out another thing that was funny to me. It was they were talking about how Ralph, Ralph had like his muscles out and so Portia's like, oh, wow, he's like ready to like lift up this table, whatever. And the producers asks,

Portia, so how do you feel about how Ralph was looking tonight? And she's like, isn't that Kenny's line? She's like, ew. And then it cuts to Kenny going, he looks great. to Kenny going, he looks great. He's very handsome. So then they go in for dinner and Drew tells them that her mom's a preacher and that, you know, for sermons, Ralph plays a piano and I do praise and worship. So they're like, sing for us. And she sings amazing grace and she can sing. And then it cuts to Porsche at a reunion singing amazing grace.

She's like, don't forget, I did it first. Oh, we can't forget that. Now it's time for dessert. And it's a pound cake, minute 45 in the episode. It's a pound cake has come out. And Kenya is like, you know, she's like, I guess I'll have some. I shouldn't have some. I'm going to taste it.

And then she tells them all about the trip coming up and that they're like, you know, she's like, I guess I'll have some, I shouldn't have some, I'm gonna taste it. Ha ha ha. And then she tells them all about the trip coming up and that the girls are gonna be in a sprinter, like a bus. And Drew's like, well, how are you gonna get there, Kenya? How are you gonna get there? And Kenya, basically Kenya has to admit that she's taking a private plane. And what we learned is that after she had that conversation

with Drew at the restaurant, she had texted Drew and said, by the way, don't tell the other ladies that I'm taking the, the, the plane. So Drew kind of just like out at her at this moment. Yeah. And she's like, the more I know about Drew, the more I see she's sneaky. And then um, says a little is sneaking on a private plane Does out of Carolina and truth's like what's up with that lady like she says something on camera and then freaks out like it's some kind of a secret It's weird like I've got my eye on her So then can you say well portion was the one who gave us the idea to go on a private plane and can't he's like private Like a squeak and she's like, you're so rich. Yeah, so now they're all getting annoyed and Cynthia's like, well, John, I'm gonna be a little bit late because I have a business application.

I don't want to say what it is, but involves chill and involves going to my wine shop for the first time in six months, So a little bit of business application. So can you say, I don't care who knows I'm taking a private jet, I'm doing what's best for my family and who would have anything to say about that. I love that. She's like on the poster for a name is

for taking a private jet. I know, she's rebranded this as like her motherly duty. I also like, by the way, when Cynthia said that she was going to be late, poor, she was like, well, maybe they can send a private jet jet back for you. So then Ralph can say that Ralph is big Ralph 2.0. I was like, Hey, is everyone, do you guys all have fun? Do you guys have fun here in our happy household? Did you good? Good.

I'm like, shut up Ralph. Don't forget your party favors. Little bags of popcorn. And they're like, thanks. Thanks buddy. So now we have Cynthia with Noel and she's packing for the trip. But she's like, Oh, grease was a cuter. Well, it's also coronavirus, Cynthia. So the best you get is Isle of Palm, whatever that is. And then Drew and Ralph are having a wacky family packing day where he's like, oh, don't worry about this.

I've got the family thing. I mean, come on, I owe you one. She's like, you owe me a lot. You owe me a lot of these. And she's trying on clothes and she's like, do you like this? And he's like, you owe me a lot. You owe me a lot of these. And she's trying on clothes and she's like, do you like this? And he's like, eh, it's like, okay, we'll let him try on another one, man.

Ralph can't even keep that going for one scene. I know. He's like, I thought you'd be using your scooter born out of passive aggression by now. So then, Portia's on the phone with her mom talking about PJ's schedule and then Candy's packing and Todd is just lying on the bed like a lump. He's like, babe, you look thick. You look thick.

She's like, well, she's like, I am thick. That's when the husband dies. That's when your husband is murdered. So he's telling her that he's doing Mike's bachelor party and he's going to get all these strippers and all this stuff. And he's like, why don't you get strippers? And she's like, for the trip. And he's like, yeah, call the people that we use for the dungeon. Call all the people we use for the dungeon party, baby. You can have stripper zip lining in. She's like, okay.

So that's actually not a bad idea. I wonder if one of them will have a threesome with Porsche and Tanya. Does that happen on this trip? Yeah, that's the straight. Yeah, we're getting to the good stuff. So now, Tanya is like teaching her driver how to do a car seat and because she never leaves her baby anywhere, not even her husband.

And then Latoya shows up and Latoya is being wacky because she's really trying to earn a spot in the show. So she lets all her luggage roll down, Kenny is driveway and into a ditch. She's like, oh my god, my luggage fell into a ditch. And meanwhile, it's just like, I had just fallen off the side of the driveway. And it's just like, by the side of the driveway. I'm like, you were so, my luggage fell into a ditch. And meanwhile, it's just like, I had just like fallen off the side of the driveway. And it's just like, by the side of the driveway.

I'm like, you were so, she drives me nuts this, Latoya. She's so thirsty and she's so extra and she's trying to be so wacky. Like, you're not as like, you're not as crazy as Marlow and you're not as interesting as like literally a piece of wood. So just stop, just stop. How dare you, she has a YouTube.

So then she, Kenya's like How dare you? She has a YouTube. So then Kenya's like, what have you been doing? What kind of trouble have you been stirring up? Because at Drew's house, Porsche came and she was stirring up trouble between you and Drew. Which of course, here we go, Kenya. Can you getting her minion prepped and ready? Yes, as she should. And Toyo's like,

oh, Porsche is so extra. I'm like, you're the one who literally just like went bowling with your luggage down Kenya's driveway. So then the girl starts showing up at Candy's house for the bus trip and the ride over and the husband's dropped off. And of course,

the Dennis is there. They're like, oh, shocker. Candy says, God, that girl gets a little honey in her and boom. Yep. And everyone's arriving. And then there's like a quick shot of Dennis, just with a like a hard on for Todd's small penis, Jeep that he has. He's like, oh, my God, how much you pay for this? 42. I'm like, just get that out of my face. I want to see yours. Cause you know that, you know, it's loud. You know, it's annoying annoying, you know it takes up to you parking spots and it's all because Todd is

trying to compensate for who knows what in his life. Well, I mean, you know a little guys coming out of that Jeep. Yeah, I made it tracks. So then Marla shows up in full ET carb. She's in full, She's like, she's in full, you know, has Matt, has Matt suit with a mask hanging off the mask is hanging off while she's talking and kissing everybody, but hey, she's trying. Yes. So everybody basically goes on the bus and it's really hot. The air conditioner doesn't work. So everybody's annoyed and they start talking about three sounds like wacky three songs and true hasn't had one She's like I have been to strip clubs with him, but not a three-some and Tanya's like oh

Yeah, and then they're asking Porsche about Dennis and Porsche is telling stories of saying how like they went to dinner and Dennis is saying he can't be pissed at Portia for just reacting the way she did because he was the one who cheated and yada yada yada and Tanya's like oh this means he's doing the work, he's really putting the work in, oh Tanya time! Um, so let's see here, what else do we have? Kenya, we go to Kenya and she's telling us that Latoya tattletailed and said that Marlo was saying bad things about her, which is an interesting move. I guess Latoya had to say something because that was all on camera,

but I don't know that you want to like, peg her entire housewives fortune on Kenya. This is like this is not going to work out well. Kenya just uses people to do what she needs them to do and then she gets rid of them? This is true. And Latoya is not bright enough to realize that. So everyone's driving.

Yeah, everyone's continuing to drive. And so Kenya and Kenya and Latoya get to this house first. It's like this big beautiful beach house. And Kenya tells us, in an effort to cut out all the silliness and pettiness, Latoya and I decided to assign the bedrooms, which is going to do nothing but bring out the silliness and the pettiness. They even have like plans. Like four plans. Yeah. Of where everyone's going go. And of course, can you get some our love the worst room?

And which I mean, consider, it's still a pretty decent room. It's not so bad for a housewives vacation. At least they don't put her in the basement this time. I will always be. They put her in Greece. Um, I never remember a bunch of bed or something. I don't, I'll always remember on real house as a Miami when they went somewhere and Leah Black got stuck in like the kids room. I never really remember a bunch of better. I, well, Brooklyn is spending the night with me,

so I wanted to room away from the rowdy girls. So then we cut back to the girls on the bus and they're talking about Kenya being on her private jet. And she was like, yeah, she texted me not to tell any of you and I was like, I didn't know why you guys couldn't know. And then Marlow gets on Instagram and she's like, oh, look on Instagram, Brooklyn's like, Oh, look on Instagram. Brooklyn's just chilling on that plane.

And then Portia gets mad because it's the you brought your baby, but I don't get to bring my baby fight. Yeah, the old classic, like, why can't we all bring our baby to this fight, which is, you know, we love that fight. That's a real fun one to watch. So that was the cliffhanger. So in summary, they had salad at Drew's place and got into a party bus and started driving. That was the episode. Please Atlanta, please, I'm begging you, work on it. I don't know what you need to do.

Have a focus group. I have no idea what you need to do, but do something. Well Atlanta was dumb because the producers decided to make Cynthia's wedding. I'm assuming that's like the big centerpiece of the season, but not really, because everyone knows it's not interesting and no one cares about it. So they sort of made it to centerpiece, but not quite.

And we all know you can't make Cynthia the star of the season. It's not interesting and no one cares about it. So they sort of made it to centerpiece, but not quite and We all know you can't make Cynthia the star of the season She's just us she's a supporting player that's just what she is and then what's gonna and now it like it sucks The ratings are down and it's just gonna give nini more opportunities to be like see the show is nothing without me It's nothing without me. It's like no it is something without you It just happens to be that this is a terrible season and the producers don't know what to do right now. Yeah, because it's not the first season that it's been going down. I think it's this, I think it happened ever since

that they fired that producer and showrunner when they got rid of Fadre, you know, after all that, that you were gonna drug my drinks scandal happened. Because they fired them. The producer of the same year, and they changed showrunners. And it's kind of been since then,

since this show has been really good. Now this is definitely the worst season. Yeah, because it would be my favorite wine. I know, I mean, last season was a little up and down, and it was sort of like was, but it was doing, overall, it was all right. It was pretty good. And then after Greece, it kind of just lost its steam

and it kept on going for like six more episodes. And it was like, it was like episodes with Todd and Candy and Todd being upset that Candy was like going places. And then the year before that was really weird. That was when we had Eva and it was very just jointed. Well, when Eva first, I think showed up and it was her first full season. Everything, I agree.

Everything has been transitional. I feel like we say every season, oh, this is gonna be a transitional. Our first post-Fadre season, it's, I think your theory is right. I think that they need a new showrunner. They need someone who can fix this because the people are interesting,

but we're just getting bad on it like dull storylines. Yeah Well, I hope they get it together because this used to be my favorite one, but guess what? We'll still be back next week with it anyway. Guy. We will wait. We will wait. We will wait. We'll be I mean listen to think of them. We will always be here for Bravo. That's right. Everybody thanks so much for being with us today. If you still want to watch crap and the crappy awards, go find the link at watchwoodcrapons.com. That'll be up this whole week. And you can listen to it now if you just want to listen to it. It's for free on your

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