Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Roll Footage

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has many choice (and elegant) words to say to Jen Shah. It feels like we've barely scratched the surface with these ladies, and we can't wait for more.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47430623Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to watch. I'm Bravo, I'm Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain podcast. I'm on this week, so go listen to it. And also the Real Housewives of Kitchen Island. And joining me today for this fabulous, fabulous recap of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First ever reunion, it's Ronnie Karam.

Hi. What's going on, Ronnie? Hi. Hi. Oh, hi and bye. Hi and bye. Yeah. This is crap is on demand, so you can see us.

If you were watching, you got to see Ronnie come on screen, then on screen again. You look absolutely delicious there. Rondle over there. I'm waiting for Bueller to appear in your background, but I know if I waste some out of me. Wait long enough, he'll be there. He'll be there. He'll make his little, what Mueller does is when you're

podcasting, he goes to that pile of pillows that's over your left shoulder, and then he like pushes down with his paws like many, many times, and he sort of props himself up while simultaneously pushing himself down and then until he's comfortable. And then, you know, that's how he rolls. He's really mad at me today because there's an I Storm outside, your favorite movie, there's a Ben's favorite movie outside,

there's an I Storm outside and he thinks it is my fault. Like whenever it rains or whatever, he thinks that I'm doing this to him, you know, like he has to go outside and then he looks at me like, how could you? And then a tree fell and he got really scared and he's mad at me now because of the tree. So there you go.

What is happening in Austin? I didn't know you guys got ice storms. I didn't even learn a lot of stuff this year. I didn't know that this place got snow. I didn't know that I mean there's freaking an ice storm so big it blew dry. It got a tree down. I mean that's something. What a wussy day.

Whatever you do, you know, Ronnie, whatever you do, down. I mean, that's something. What a wussy dragon too. You know? Ronnie, whatever you do, don't touch any guard rails, okay? Please. Oh, I storm. Okay, everybody, today, guess what? It's a very special day. Cause it's the first ever, like you said, are ready, pretty union,

for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, you know what this show needs? A talking stick. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, you know what this show needs? A talking stick. The real house was the Salt Lake City needs a talking stick because all reunions they talk over each other. But this one the whole time. And you know who the worst defender is? Heather, Heather, shut up, Heather, you're talking too much.

And I like Heather gay, but damn girl. She is talking a lot. Mary's also, she's not talking over anyone. She's talking under. I noticed that like through most of the episode, when someone's talking, she's like muttering a little thing on the side, like, well, I don't do that, you know, whatever.

I mean, I like, I like staplers, but you know, people like paperclips, but whatever, that's just me. And it's always some victim thing and it barely makes sense. Like if they're fighting about Lisa being me to Heather, she's like, oh, well, Lisa, Lisa, you know, no one cares me, me, no one well Lisa Lisa Lisa, you know, no one care me me

No one cares me. No one cares me. No one cares me. What are you gonna solve? I mean, I like Green pepper, but that's okay. You do you It's like what are you talking about over there Mary? Yeah, she has a lot of thoughts coming out Yeah, so it's a three-part reunion, which is exciting and we see the women all arriving in New York City and we see Lisa and Meredith together and Lisa's like, did you sleep well last night? Did you sleep well? I didn't sleep very well. I said sleep. I'm gonna disengage with you. I'm disengaging with sleep at the moment I just engage with my sleep number. That's for sure.

Your Meredith came into this just ready, like she came in swinging, and then everyone came in going for Lisa, which, I mean, I guess Lisa was offensive in the beginning, but by the end, I mean, I felt like she was kind of not, like, soon do anything, right? I don't remember, I mean, I agree. I don't remember, usually I'm very offended.

Like by the time the reunions get here, I'm so offended by everybody. Like. I don't remember. Usually I'm very offended. Like by the time the reunions get here I'm so offended by everybody like I have list of things that I'm very outraged about and like I come in here And I care about everything. I want to speak to the manager But I I'm not under that offensive. I mean the woman drinks diet cokes But you know what also see enforces child labor, which I approve of so maybe that's it but you know what also she enforces child labor, which I approve of. So maybe that's it.

Yeah, I think in the beginning of the season, we were like, oh fuck her. Look how mean she was to Heather. And, you know, we just, she did a few things, like the whole thing with a bartender's, how she seemed to like not be apologizing for that. So we're like, oh, she's gonna be the villain, but I agree, she kind of just evened out

and just sort of spent the second half of the season being like, I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. Fresh wolf. Fresh wolf.

Fresh wolf. But I liked it. I liked that they came for her because she was like really, I thought she was actually really good at defending herself. She was kind of immutable and she sort of had an answer for everything

and she just kind of held her own in a way that I really liked and I kind of feel like Lisa Barlow might be going on that path of she's supposed to be the villain but we're all actually going to start liking her because she's so Lisa Barlow like a video that's been going around this week or the past few days is she did a video with her son. Did you see this video? Yes, yes, like a a done do us a back. Yeah, he's addressing the camera to be like, Hey guys, just want to say, well, first she's like, look, he I found as if like, you know, she would never be around her son. And then

or as if we were all wondering, we're like, Oh my God, I wonder where that can is. Look, I found an his bedroom in my house. And he's just like, oh my god, I wonder where that can is. Look who I found in his bedroom in my house. And he's just like, hey, thanks for using fresh wolf, whatever. But she's like, mouthing along, because it's clearly like written on like a pad. It's so perfect. And then the thing that happened last week, which is actually not funny at all, but funny from like, the perspective that everything's okay is that she had to miss her watcher happens live appearance

because she mistook like crazy glue for eye drops. So she put crazy glue in her eyeball and had to go to the hospital, which was very entrant with the whole gorilla girl thing. Gorilla, not gorilla, gorilla glue girl thing. That is like a horrifying thing and I'm glad she's okay, but now that we have distance from it,

Lisa Barlow couldn't go and watch what happens live. I'm staying away from every household product at this point. I mean, it has been a terrible week in the news for just mistaking things for other things, you know, and that's so something I would do. And it's not, it's like, I'm gonna make a smoothie with some coconut water. Whoops, it was bleached.

I know, it feels like that's where we are in society now. Yeah. Like I put some new spore on my hand just now. And I'm like, was that new spore or was that gorilla glue with my be able to ever close my hand again? And another thing that was happening in the Bravo news, it was pretty funny involving this show. What is all these people were saying, bricks had fake lips or something, which duh, obviously has fake lips. He's like a card, you know, he's like a card, actually, in Teenager

who's just like blowing everything up. I got it. But he's like huge lips, like huge. And she's like, he's not fake lips, you guys. Look, here's a picture of me and a headman who's in high school. The lips are the same. And they're totally regular lips in high school this side nice side with like literally tennis ball lips and people on mine are like oh my god

she's being so mean to maradeth and then maradeth posted a picture with some of the other girls and people like oh my god you hit me son of a not because she's not in the picture. I'm at your head, miss her. And she's like, no, I don't hate wings. I don't. I don't have long, long wings. I feel like something happened in the past week where Salt Lake City kind of hit this place amongst Bravo fans and sort of pop culture,

where it became that kind of show that to watch it feels like you're on the inside of an amazing inside joke right like New York is at that status Vanderpump rules was there for a very long time and there's some other shows too but people don't really feel that way that much anymore about like Beverly Hills but nowadays, if I just have noticed a huge uptick in memes and gifts, people saying I'm disengaging, like everyone's saying I'm disengaging all of a sudden, the Lisa news, there was even an article in the New Yorker, and that's my favorite. I love when the New Yorker visits Bravo because they do it every few years when they come,

and they do like a high low thing where they basically apply like the highest, you know, the highest tier of television criticism to like the lowest tier of television. And it's always so good. And they did like a great piece on Salt Lake City. So it just sort of feels like right now, like the Brooksmarks tracks you, I'm disengaging, you know, Vita to kill all these things. It feels like we're on the inside of like we're on the inside of a great joke. And that's my favorite is when Bravo

can create those experiences for us. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is culturally sensitive trash. The 10th iteration of the Housewives franchise frequently nails a difficult art, incorporating racial politics into the sketchy morality of a guilty pleasure.

By Doreen St. Felix, yeah, they're very fancy about their watching. And let's see who they left out. They left Heather and Whitney out of the picture, which also caused the lobster because they're not in it, but Brooks is. It's a drawing, but Brooks made it in. Well, Brooks has become a national fascination

because I think we're all just like, Brooks, but we're also kind of fascinated by him, which is, which, you know, I love that, I love that. And by the way, speaking of his lips, I did notice that when they showed the flashback of Heather turning her back on the Ciparlo at that first party, I was like, look at Brooks, Brooks, I was like, his lips look so much smaller there

because I actually sort of missed the whole lips thing. So I just had a natural reaction of, oh, he's got his lips done, hasn't he? Yeah, I mean, how can you not, you know, they're huge. I mean, especially if you've ever had hemorrhoids. It's like, why do people do that to themselves? It just looks like a big hemorrhoid on people's face. I just don't get it, you know?

Yeah, I've never known anyone who's been a tractor to lip injections. Like literally, I've never met a strict guy who's like, oh shit, did you see her giant lips? Like I know maybe there's something about blow jobs or whatever, but I think generally speaking, most people think they look rotesque. And it's just a weird thing that people do for themselves,

essentially. That said, we're on camera today, and so I keep looking at my mouth. And I'm like, I can get some lips, because we're talking so much about lips. And I'm very easily swayed. So let's go back to talking about calories or something, because I don't need to start injecting my lips, because I'm one of those that will never stop until, because, you know, the bigger something is on your face, like I was always jealous that all my Lebanese family had a bigger nose in me, like I got other Lebanese things, like toes that are stuck together from my grandpa. I don't know if that's Lebanese,

but family traits. I didn't really get the big nose thing, and I was always mad because I felt like people in my family who look thinner, they have the bigger nose, and so it makes them look thinner. I've always wanted a big nose. Anyway, if I got big lips I just keep doing it and doing it just to look smaller and I'd have a little bigger than my goddamn head Yeah, that's how it starts and I am at my last point about this is that I'm actually very proud of Cameron Westcott Because you would think she'd be the type that would totally want to plumb up her lips And she is actually committed to having a very thin lip and I really love that about her Just like a very very thin lips that way, like, when she gets like mad about something and she's, you know, she like, yeah, frowns or does that face. It really exaggerates it in a way that I really like. So I just

want to give a shout out to our thin lip, our thin-lipped queens, I guess you could say. Although, I don't know if we should call Cameron a queen, but, you know, our thin-lipped. Okay, so another thing Lisa. So as we get ready here, Lisa is, you know, in her chair. And is she like Freckle faced in redhead in real life? I love that. I love that you're not like a little Freckle face in real life. Like part you. I actually on TV.

Freckle. I actually, I actually look briefly and I actually felt like maybe she had some sort of exima or whatever. So I don't know. I love that too. Be an exima. You. So I don't know. I love that too. Be an exima. You know what? Freckles, freckles, okay?

I earned it. Yeah. So in other ways, she doesn't have exima. I don't want to shame her for being like your skin looks like you have exima. I just was saying that's what I thought it was. Either way, they're writing in the streets right now all the exima people bad. No, I don't want to have heard. I don't, like I would feel bad if I'm like shaming someone for their skin, you know,

like if they have a skin condition or like they, if they don't, you know, I'm saying, it's not even worth it. We're gonna shame people for their hearts, okay? Yes. So, exactly. Heather is, I think, the most into the housewise game, but so it's Jen, Jen is pretty into it too. But Heather's very much like, hey, Andy Cohen, let the games begin.

Yeah, she was like ready for her reunion sound bite. So then Andy goes up to Mary, he's like, hey, so how do you feel tonight, Mary? I got nerves. It's like her computer hasn't started yet. She's spinning beach, and Heather's like, this is the peak, Adi. This is the peak. And he's like, well, Meredith, it seems like they're unsaid things between you and Jen. And Meredith is like, well, I was very hurt by your actions.

And you know, what? We're just going to have to see about it. And I was like, wow, your head is going to hit something soon. She's just swinging that head all over the dressing room. She is. Meredith is also sporting, she's sporting like a strapless top that it looks kind of like a blazer for her breasts.

It's like a, it's like a, it's like a breast double letter, so not doublet, but it's like, it's got lapels. It's like open has lapels, but it has the shape of a blazer, but it hangs on her breast instead of her shoulders, which, you know, I was like, this is, well, we've seen a lot of tap dance recital outfits on the Real Housewives assault like city. This is another one. It's like a gold, the gold tuxedo going around the big boobs. So she looks pretty, I think she definitely looks prettier

in close up in that outfit because from far away, it's like, what are you wearing? And then you get close up and it's like, that's cute. Which is the opposite way a tap dance outfit should be because you have to tap to the rafters. So that was my tap dance outfit review. So, Jen, a lot of people have things to say about you, Jen. All right.

And then she's just like, fuck you Andy and throws him out the window. No, not that. And then they all come out onto the set, which is like a winter wonderland, et cetera. And Lisa's like, hey, bear, hey, Meredith. You look, hey, Mary, you look gorgeous. Hey, I love the high snowman, high ferretry.

Can I touch? Can I touch the ferretry? Love that. Love the snow, love the chairs, love Andy, love that girl. Hey, I love that carpet of the camera. You're doing great over there. Well, this is the Super Bowl, guys. Alright, welcome to the season 1 reunion. Here are the women who delivered such a wild and wonderful first season. Do I dare give it to thumbs up? Everyone just like ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then a custom Meredith being like I am I'm at least just engaged for that joke

Yeah, Meredith is like mad at that joke or something. I put Meredith not amused. She wasn't. So, uh, so guess what guys? Uh, you're all here. Highly, sir. Does God care now that you own a tequila company? Uh, God will never care that I own a tequila company Andy. But look who I found Andy Cohen. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah say hi Andy. It's my reunion actually. Okay, love that. You know what? I know that God's not going to mind me owning a tequila Andy. And here's why. You know when you make a mistake and you say hey God I'm sorry because it really gives you another shot so I feed it to Kira everybody sponsored by God love that and did you ask him oh every day Andy I ask him I work for him he's a really good time God

he's a good time God I know friends of him good time God I'm not proud to have good time. Good time, good time, God. Hey Whitney, so you left the shripper pole at home, right? I couldn't get it on the airplane. Did I, did I, did I, I'll try it again. I'll try it again. On the airplane, I couldn't get it. No, from the top, one more time. I couldn't get it. No, it's up one more time. I

Couldn't I Was on an airplane How do I do it again? You know I'm an honest person, right? All right. We're gonna move on No forget about you have her have her I heard you got a DM from Rihanna, she's like I did Andy. You know what she said to me? She said, keep it real. And I said, oh my God, you're everything. And you know what she said, you are. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

She kept on saying, are afterwards. She just keeps DMing me and saying, where have you gone? Where are you now? Where have you gone? Where are you now? I got you gone? Where are you now? I got 15 DMs from Rihanna and they all said work. Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, it was amazing because that's what I'm doing. It's the second chapter of my life. I'm working like Rihanna. Oh Rihanna. I love that Rihanna is out there just DMing all the house slides. It's so funny. I know. That's a great use of your celebrity, by the way.

Because when you're a superstar, when you're a global superstar, you're a global expo, you can just like DM anyone and be like, love what you're doing. And I was like, oh! Lisa's all mad, by the way.

They cut to Lisa and she's like, you know what, I'm gonna straighten my suit right now because maybe Rihanna lost my message of direction. I don't know. I don't know what's happening but Rihanna I'm here. I'm here whenever you want to DM me okay. Oh, so Andy's like so married. Have you figured out how many home two own yeah? She's like no Andy. She doesn't even get the joke. She's like no. I don't understand this. No, Andy She doesn't even get the joke she's like no, I don't understand this

Hey Jen you're looking shop amazing today should we expect Zen Jen today or will you be turning up and she's like Andy, I mean to be Zen Jen unless someone makes me turn up. How could you even say I wouldn't be Zen Gen? That is such as Gen answer to. Yes, I'm gonna be Zen until someone makes me. It's like, oh, okay. So then Meredith is like, I am be. Like Meredith just came in to be upset today. She's like mad about every single thing.

And he's like, so is that jewelry, Meredith marks because none of the metal detectors went off. So, I can't wait. Well, congrats again on amazing first season, everybody. From exclusive events to stripper polls and low blows, you never failed to show us what was eating other up, heating up under the snowy mountains as the wise is so long. Are we doing paragraphs now? Can I get another rider? This is very long Andy I just want to say I got a DM from Kathy Baker from Bigot fences, so Just putting that out there

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So we come back and Andy's like, so I never knew little thumbs out. Or the fuck you, that a Mormon thing. It's the intention behind it. You know, like when you're getting, you know, when you're getting a fuck you and a thumbs up. Okay, you know the difference. It's like, it's like when Kathy and Jimmy sent me a DM and said, thumbs up, that came from a good place. I knew it, I knew it.

Heather goes, well, I didn't know that one thumbs up was a fuck you. Like, okay. So then why does Heather like me on a stick so much? Here's a good, here's a good, here's a good, hey, let's provide a forum to test out this thumbs up theory. Hey Heather, why do you like meat on a stick so much? Why do you just keep shoveling meat on a stick into your face? Was anyone else worried about the reunion at this point?

I was like, wow, we're going from a thumbs up emoji to meat on a stick. I was actually very enthused by that. I was like, thank you for addressing the meat on the stick right off the bat. That was very important to me. And she goes, you know what? I love a good meatball and I love fun food and I'm not afraid to order it. I like it's this like big moment of embarrassment. You know what?

Listen, like Rihanna always says, um, you better work work work. I just can't remember any other Rihanna songs right now. Hopefully she's making a song called meat stick coming soon. We're working on that. Like I'm the only meatball in the world. Why don't you just say he loves balls? They can I do that from the top again? And Andy's like, I like balls in my mouth. Mary, uh, somebody on the internet who's a real asshole says, what's up with your stupid hair? It's stupid. Aren't there any black people to style your hair? Is so like, Zitty, Mary, you got stupid hair, okay? Hey Mary, guess what? Your hair is not meat on a stick

Let's just put it that way Hey, and before Mary answers this I want everyone to buckle their seat belts because she's gonna be fluttering her eyelids a lot And it's gonna cause a lot of gusting okay, all right Mary you can answer this now And she's like she's like Like eyelids going crazy. She's like they're not they're not many black hairdressers. And my beautician was not available for apparently four months. So I just grabbed Wigs and, you know, I was worried them and my hair was bad. I get it, it was bad.

It was bad. It hurt me. It hurt my feelings actually. And he's like, your hair? Yeah, yeah. Your hair, your hair, your skin. I guess. See, it hurt myself.

It hurt myself. She said. So Andy's like, Whitney, you said there was a huge polygamy population. You tell me about that. At least it goes, no, no. She's like, well, you know what? What I was insinuating was we come from a history

of that. And so I was joking, but you know what? There is a big swinger community. Okay, so were you insinuating it? Were you joking or were you saying there is a big swinger community? Come at, come at. And then when she says this,

I know that's a hard thing to say to a swinger, but come at. That's true. But when she says this, the camera lingers very long on Meredith. I don't know if you noticed that. But I was like, hmm, what are they trying to say? Oh yeah, they keep, yeah, this is where they try to

delineate between swingers and cheaters, right? Because she's like, what, there is a swinger in Andy's, like Mormons lingers, she goes, well, I know some personally Andy. And others like, you know what, it's just, it's Mormon 2.0, at least it's like, no's just, it's more than 2.0. And Lisa's like, no, I've been caught that more than 2.0. And then they start talking over each other

about what more than 2.0 is because that's Lisa's term and Heather has just co-opted Lisa's term. So now they're yelling at each other but Heather in that, because, well, you know what, polygamy is Andy? It's where you say we still want to be married, but we want to explore sexually outside of our marriage

while we remain married. That's what it means in Utah, Andy. I'm like, that's what it means everywhere, Heather. Yeah, that's how swinging works. So, Blaine from New Mexico says, Meredith, what was your reaction when you saw Jen making fun of Brooks' sweatsuit collection and by collection I mean one piece? Were you appalled that an older woman would be picking

on a child and I'm like, at some point are we gonna stop calling Brooks a child? He's 21, okay? Like I'm sorry he's not a child and the fact that we keep referring to him as a child and treating him like a child says a lot about who he is. It also says a lot about a lot of other things that I'm not going to get into. There's a whole lot of stuff that that that goes to, but he is not a child. So let's stop talking about him like a child. He's he's her child, but he's not a child. Yeah, when you're old enough to get lips, that big, you're old enough to be mocked for it. Damn it. That's what I say. With your old enough, if you're old enough

to go on to national TV and vagina shame, a crazy lady, then you're old enough to go on to national TV and vagina shame a crazy lady Then you're old enough to be jackseated shamed you threw yourself into that ring sir And so chance like oh my god. I'm sorry. It was one suit, okay, and it wasn't mean I mean there was one suit. What do you want me to say cuz our nails are so big her She's always doing spirit fingers. She's like it was just it was one suit I mean what am I supposed to say about it was just it was one suit. I mean, what am I supposed to say about it? Andy, there was one suit. I saw it. And Meredith is like, he's not salvaged a fashion line. He saved his own money. They his father and I gave him to get my suit to launch a brand. So yes, it was a gaming. It was a a bram so yes it was a gaming it was a stop. Thank you. Someone needs to get her an aspirin because her head's got a goddamn

hurt by now. Yeah it's I mean her head is really it's on St. Max's as the earth you know how the earth is sort of like on a tangle she's like you know what and was a step he should be commanded not criticized I'm like okay all right so this child is caught oh I just called him a child I called him a child. Yeah. This young man is caught old. So I didn't think it was nice

and I didn't think the comment came from a place of niceness. Okay, it is my child who is not a housewife. When I breastfeed him every night, I think about the humiliation of his sons and your hands, Jennifer. You know what? That didn't really bother me. What really agitated me was the content on social media and the comments over these past couple of days or weeks or months or whatever

we are right now and time and dates. The sun just passed my head again. So and and she was like, I never posted anything about Brooke. So, I don't know what you're even talking about right now, Meredith. It's like, oh, come on, yes you do. You are on the social media contenting about a child, a baby child whose placenta just fell off.

How dare you. He just took his first steps and is already making fun of the ones that I put him in. Okay, and it's just not the time to make fun of Bruxie. Very vulnerable. He hasn't been able to get to Best Buy in the good two months. so that's just like You were lying. I've not attacked a brox you I lying about that and Andy's like whoa What you know was it the social media content, you know, maybe about the vagina comment because we're gonna get into that And I was like we're gonna get into the vagina Andy that's for you re re And Andy goes yeah, and I was like oh all of a sudden Andy now was like a prudent about vagina jokes. So then, so Jen is like, why is it acceptable

to throw a party for your friend and then make it, oh, sorry. Someone's asking Jen that. She's not asking the group. Someone's asking Jen, why is it acceptable to throw a party for your friend and make it all about yourself? Are you that self-absorbed and in need of attention?

And I think we can all answer yes. Yes she is, next question. I mean, look, she fed people, you know what I mean? There was food at that party in the bar, so shut up, she can do whatever she wants. Yes, she goes, no, I'm not that self-involved. I'm actually more self-involved than I real did in, okay?

I just thought it'd be fun if I could incorporate my culture into a party for Meredith Marx. Because, you know, as we all know, when we see Meredith Marx, we think, let's add some Polynesian culture to this. Yeah, it's like, yeah. When you see Meredith Marx, don't you think of Tonkin fired answers? Okay, thank you. You made my point.

Meredith's like, well, as someone's a hell of a second half half do whatever they want, you know, I don't care about that It's mostly the content about placenta choking babies on social media and also, you know It was hard for me because that was Lisa's actual birthday and I thought the party was gonna be for us and then it custalisa doing this Notting really sadly she's like And I thought the party was gonna be for us and then it cussed Alisa doing this, nodding really sadly. She was like, and then we see a montage. Who's my birthday?

We see a montage and I got so mad about this montage because I felt like we were robbed. Like we should have had this montage in the show of her walking around this party saying, it's my birthday. Yeah, it's my birthday. yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday, and then she even gets on the microphone and pulls a Luan Candace and goes,

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday. She could have gotten a crappies nomination. Those two, those other two got nominations for singing Happy Birthday. Yeah, this was Martin the Show, right? Because that was really, really good. It was me. I love your shoes, it's my birthday. Oh, hi, oh my god, your necklace is so good. It was my birthday. I love your shoes. It's my birthday.

Oh, hi, oh my god. Your necklaces are so nice. It's my birthday. Hold on. I'm getting a DM from Taylor Dane. She says happy birthday. Wow. That was the nice of her.

So Meredith is like, yeah, we've been friends for years. And I said, you know what? If you want to have a party for me, you know what? Why don't you just do it for the two of us? And if you don't, maybe we should do it on a different day. And Heather's like, oh god, please, Lisa wasn't throwing a party for her. It's not like Lisa was doing anything. Like Heather is now just ready to fight, too. They all came in ready, you know?

Yeah, they are all like really fired up. I mean, listen, they basically rap shooting and then sat through a year of pandemic. And so I think there's just like everything is coming out and a year's worth of anxieties is coming out. So, um, so then Lisa's like, well, what bothered me was not the party, even though my cake looked like it came from Entomans and Mars looked like it came from, you know, the Cape capitol, the world. But what bothered me was the way how some girls treating me on my birthday I was on my birthday, okay, how they treating me it was so wrong, okay Heather

She gave me the up and down and then she dismissed me after I dismissed her. It was so rude Yeah, you know what that's your word dismissive so I'm gonna borrow that word because I'm gonna talk about it So stop Heather cuz Heather's like, shut up. You know what? There's not even a true Heather's just talking and talking trying to get her to stop talking. And she's not going to stop. So she's like, no, you know what? I'm not going to stop because you know what? I had a Cavali jacket and I had beautiful hair. And I went up to Heather. You know what? And I was nice to have there.

I was nice for even in my Cavali jacket and beautiful hair. I was no one can deny that. And so I went up to her and I was nice to have there. I was nice for even in my Cavali jacket and beautiful hair. I was. No one can deny that. And so I went up to her and I was nice to her. And that was the opposite. You know what? She had her back to me. She had her back to me. You know what? Roll the footage, Andy. Just roll the footage.

Roll the footage. Roll the footage. Yeah. Yeah. This is, I love that like the backbone of her argument is that she was wearing Cavali and Versace and her hair looked good. So automatically, that gives her the higher hand.

It's my birthday, it's wearing Cavali. She should have been nice to me. Yeah. So then we see the footage. I don't know, I think it's a little bit of a draw because they say hi to each other. You see Heather going out of her way to say hi to her and at least it's like, hi.

And then there's like a weird moment. And then Heather definitely turns away first. But Lisa's also in the process of continuing to walk beyond her. So I think it's a draw to be honest. Heather was like really shy. She's like, this girl's gonna blow me off. So she acted like she was busy with other people.

Then she turns around and she's like, oh hi. Even though she knew Lisa was coming for like 20 minutes. And then Lisa was like, oh hi. And then just kept walking. So she kind of did blow her off, but like who cares? She didn't really even know her as we find out in this episode. That's true. So they're yelling at each other and Heather's like,

oh my god, that's not even a thing to roll the footage. She don't just say roll the footage. No one needs that from you, Lisa. She's like, cut Ali. okay, and you're a liar. Why don't you stop talking? I have really good hair. So, stop talking. Then we get the top chef.

Shee! And then we're at commercial. So we come back and Lisa's still going, you know what, she's a pathological liar. Stop talking, just shut up Heather. Shut up. So you called her a good time girl. No, no, no.

I said she was a good time. Hey, good time. My friend, you know what? My friend told me an anecdote. Basically, you know, they would go when they went to school. How there was so much fun. She'd press her boobs against the glass and then take her shirt off and then hump the glass and then record it and send it to all the professors.

It was just an anecdote, just an anecdote. She was a good time. I like that she's like trying to reel that in while she's also saying all the stuff that she recently said. She like, put her boobs up against the glass. She's, and you know what, those are my friends who told me that and they still have the letters she wrote them. I was like, Oh, good time girl letters. What are these? I want to read some good time girl letters. What is these? I wanna read some good time girl letters. What is those? Hey, it's me. It's me, the good time girl.

You might notice this paper scruple. It's because I put my boob on it. I think Heather's like, you know what? I'm dear friends with them also, and they've denied this, okay? Let's call them then. You can't, because she only DMs me. And her name is Rihanna, okay?

Uh-uh, you know what? Okay, that's name is Rihanna, okay? Uh-uh. You know what? Okay, that's it. I'm calling, I'm calling, uh, Time Daily. That's it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So, um, I had this like, you know what? I am a good time girl. I'm a lot more fun than this mess. So I'm like, okay, so now you're embracing it. I don't want to. You guys are crazy.

And he's like, all right, well, let's move on No, and you were not moving on, okay? It's like, okay, that's Andy for one second for one second. I'm so mad. I'm seeing the edge of my cheer right now Okay, you know what's bothering me? Okay, I had to deal with this the entire time when we were filming and what that what's what the history Heather, prove it, prove it. We're like when when have we driven in a god together okay what have we gone to dinner together when have we gone to Taco Bell when have we shared a Gordita show me show me we're not friends okay Andy yeah I mean

look you know what I want to see your search history you know what you know you say we have so much history like with history what's history with history so much history oh my god come on Heather and she's like um well, okay We didn't personally know each other but we have been in like the similar friend circles where we were at the same event Sometimes I'm like so you didn't know her Why are you acting like you were friends and she is pretending that she didn't know you you just said you'd never even met You know whose friends of mine two of the three members of X-Pose, they DM me all the time, okay? Those are friends. You know who's who on friends with great time girls, okay?

Great time. They're like a level above. I've Cavali. So you know what? I don't know Heather. I met her the first time and in 2017 and we are not close. There, I said it, that's it. And Heather's just like, that's so mean to me. She's so mean. I'm gonna tell her everything. So how did Whitney feel about Lisa's comments about the strip poll? Do you think Lisa's jealous?

I don't think that she's jealous. I think that she thinks that she's jealous. I think that she's she thinks that she's Wait I don't think she's jealous, but I do think I think that she's I think that she's I think that she's I don't think she thinks that she's better than me I'm a good friend. Okay, let's start over. You know, you know me. I'm a real tell it like it is kind of a strip pole darn it darn Lisa is just like name the car ride is kind of a strip pole, darn it, darn. And Lisa is just named the car ride. You know what?

Why does she say name the car ride? Oh, she's like, oh, she's talking to me. I feel so close. You know what? Name the car ride that we took together. We were never in the car together with me. Never. I've never been to the car with you or Heather.

So just name it. And Andy's like, well, you did say that she should stop working. And she's like, you know what? Here's what I said that. You know what? I think it's inappropriate to dance like that in front of someone's husband. And other guys, oh, really? Well, who were you doing your splits in front of? And by the way, Lisa, oh, we see footage of Lisa doing splits. But then the other thing is that when she says, I think it's inappropriate to twerk in front of someone's husband,

but I'm not judging. I'm like, you literally just said, I think it's inappropriate. That is the definition of a judgment. And I support it. And Jen's like, why am I even mad at that? I mean, it's all this stuff that happened after. And Whitney's like, oh yeah, me and Jen are crazy. Did you not see the episode with the bus party?

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I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Lisa and Whitney from the first episode when they had a they were having discussion on the party and Vanessa bears Whitney is I'm terribly not as perfect. I mean Lisa was great But I'm a Whitney are just like perfect Creepily but Whitney I mean the Lisa was really good, but the Whitney was like it was it was exactly like it was a Vanessa bear is so funny And she needs to be

Around in pop culture more. Yeah, she was fantastic So Whitney's like, well, I want to make point. Uh, she calls trash me and Lisa's like once I got you trash one time Whitney she's multiple times you called me one trash multiple one time trash multiple time Can we start this again? And then we and and he's like, Mary, you claim to be a fascinist, but Sally from Southern Tin wants to say, what the green hell was that loop that you were Christmas-ing? Well, in my opinion, I love my loop for dress, okay?

And it's valentine to runway, and it's not for everyone, and not everyone can fit into that dress. So I'm not ever capable of off. So there. I love it. I'm just don't mind me. I'm just a preacher who's shaming Everyone's bodies don't mind me So the self reclaimed queen bee of Salt Lake City, me that's, ask the camera man. And so now it's a gen montage of gen going cray cray. And when it gets to the dad part, Heather starts crying. And I was like, this is so house wise to be crying over someone else's dead dad scene,

which then we find out that Jennifer's or Heather's father died. So I felt really bad for riding that down. And then Mary, in terms of that Mary's dad died also. yeah, it was really sad. And then, but the thing was, what was interesting was Heather's like, Heather's like, my dad died in April. And then Mary's like, mine did too. And Lisa goes, you're still too. I'm so sorry. I'm like, wow. That like, not gonna, well, she was really just like Heather. Yeah it does She's like oh, maybe she knew okay. Here's my sad face. Here's my stuff. Oh my god. You're still So sorry

So Heather's like um, you know, she you know is crying because it's so fresh for her It's really sad and she she's like, you know, we it's still fresh for me. So even thinking about it makes me cry and So I love Andy's segue fresh for me so even thinking about it makes me cry. And so, Andy. I love Andy's segue. He's like, oh that's so sad, Ted, Ted. Okay, let's talk about Jim's boobs. Jim, what's your plastic surgery history? Come on, give it to me, come on.

What have you done and what are you still planning to do? Okay, here, let me get you a tissue because you're still crying about the death of your father, but while you cry, just please tell me about your boobs and other injections you've had. So what I get your knees down. This is so proper. You still want to get your knees down. She's like, yeah, well, Heather created that procedure, Andy. And she's like, um, that was a collab. That was a collab. And just like, yeah, well, I mean, people think I've had all the surgery, but I haven't really had any surgery on my face. And then he goes, in your nose.

And then she pulls a Paul, a Paul, Dr. Paul was in the seat. What's his name? Adrian's ex-husband. Paul Nassif. Nassif. She's like, oh, well, the baby hit me in the face and broke my nose, which was a nice call back to that

when that happened to Paul back in the day. So she's like, I just used fillers and Botox, fillers and Botox. So, hey, does anyone want to address something that they had? So now we open it up to the entire group. And Whitney's like, I have had everything. Botox, fillers, other like, I have had everything. Botox, filler, other spouses, you know, everything. Bosses, you know, I'll just put anything into me, Abby. But you know my natural, our boobs, damn it. And he's like, wait a minute. Your boobs are natural. And then

we see like a side by side of her like huge boobs she has today and then like normal huge boobs from before Also decently huge you know like to it also but different size huge and he's like oh you've had those dances to show She is oh well they're higher. I was like This is so weird these segments are always so weird to me because it's like what people choose To to admit to to think they're gonna get the luscious for or something like who cares it's like why is it okay to get your elbows lifted but it's not okay is to get your boobs to like why is why is one okay what you have new beams you cares they look amazing it's the point yeah never apologize they could use a blazer they could use

a blazer I felt like they were a little informal. So I didn't really got new boobs Andy, but my suit dad. So I like the thing is after this, I have a reservation at a restaurant and it's blazer mandatory. So that's why the boobs are suited up. We're women in power Andy, that's why. So then Andy's like, so, Jen, another question we're getting a lot is, why the green Christmas

Lufus was sorry, that was another Mary thing. I just had to say it. I really liked it. Why do you have so many assistants and what do they do for you outside of clapping for you and driving you around the block. And yeah, I need a lot of help. He's like, doing what? Well, I run a lot of different companies and businesses. He's like, but what do you actually do? Specifically, how did you get so rich?

He's like, well, my background is in direct response advertising, Andy. So we have a platform and it helps you get customers. So you know algorithms, Andy. And at least it's a good synergy. It's lucrative. It's lucrative. So basically, Jen is the one who's sending you mailers from bed, bath and beyond. That's what Jen does.

And Heather's like, I mean, I'm a smart person, but I don't get it. Oh, I know. I got to go to like a business meeting at Tau. And so I was like, I love it. I don't know what she does, but I love that. This is so fancy. I can't believe Rihanna invited me to this. Wow.

What did Rihanna invite you to, Lisa? Excuse me. I got invited to a very fancy luncheon with Fergie's shoemaker. Okay, thank you. So, Jen's husband is not the head coach, so why can't he just take time off to go to your dad's funeral?

We having marital issues? It's like, damn, that's rude. So Jen's like, well, I mean, if he was full-time, then he would have enough power to send the assistant coach. But as the assistant coach, he asked to do all the hard stuff. And he keeps kind of asking about the marriage. He's like, is him not going to the funeral affect your marriage?

And then she's crying, you know? So they're doing a good job of really setting Jen up with this first one to be like, why is anybody even mad at Jen? Like they just keep yelling at Jen. She's been very reasonable. She's been totally. She's been totally. Yeah, chill and reasonable.

She's crying. So they're really setting her up well. Yeah, and he asked like, did something, he said, did something happen in the past? And he said, you feel like you couldn't talk to your husband about how you were feeling? And she's basically like, you know, like the whole thing. She's basically says, talk to your husband about how you were feeling and she's basically like, you know, like the whole thing.

She basically says, talks about the trauma of losing her father and she was just really angry and that, and then he's like, but he seems so supportive of you and someone who lifts you up. Like, what is it that made you feel like you can't express yourself to him? He's so great. He's so great, Jen. And he's just like, well, he's never around and when he's around, I don't want to just like fight, you know, would actually made a lot of sense, I thought that actually meant that I

felt like that explained a lot of issues with what they're talking about. Well, she says that he was, she, he missed when he passed and she was really pissed. And when he came home, she was super mad. And so she grabbed all of his stuff and said, don't come back. And she basically had a fit. And he's like, well, you know, but I'm wondering still because he's just so supportive and he lifts you up.

And you can't express yourself. And he just keeps going. I'm like, what is he getting at? You know, like what does he know? Just ask her. You know, if you can ask someone about a vagina lift, you can ask them whatever rumor you've heard, you know? So he's like, for a one in her 50s,

you should throw a tantrum like a five-year-old says, Paulette from Peter's Down, and she's like, um, well, first of all, Paulette from Peter's Down, go fuck yourself, because I'm not 50, so. Yeah, yeah. She's like, I'm 48. Okay, so as, she's like I'm 48 okay So as a woman in her late seven news. Why act like a little girl sometimes Jen and she's like, um

You're literally making me older now Like someone you should be on the cover of double double ARP What's the deal with you being a child and What's the deal with you being a child? And... Shit, I've got a question. What was it like taking photos during a time when you had to stand still for 20 minutes?

What was that like? How was Hume Cronin to date? How was that? So, with the Roar and 20's as Roar as they seem, Jen. So... Talk about depression. You limped through one. What was better?

What were one of over two? So she's like, listen, I was going through a thought and I'm sorry, but you know what? Shit, when you're going through shit, shit happens when you're going through shit. I was like, wow, it's like a hang in there poster. You know, it just needs like a little kitty cat swinging you back and forth

So, um, so like have you always been this temperamental or I'm a trigger. I'm a trigger. I'm a trigger. I trigger her I trigger that's it. I trigger. I'm mad when Teddy Roosevelt was elected. So She's like, she's like no, I've not always been like that. And then, yeah, then Mary's like, well, I think that she's more temperamental with me than anyone else. I mean, my name's Trigger. Trigger. Trigger. And this is like, you know what, Mary, I don't think so.

I don't think so, Mary, and no disrespect to you. But I feel like Jen, when she gets upset, it has nothing to do with you. Literally nothing. I'm sorry like that's it You know what I'm this no disrespect Mary It's like um well you told me you're the one you told me remember you said I said Lisa Why does she treat me like that and you said well like you're confused every single time she treats me like I was in private private just like my my direct messages are in private.

Private, just like my direct messages are in private. And I'm not going to say who they're from. But, you know, if you did say Bam Margera, you wouldn't be wrong. Anyway, I was having other conversations. You know what? It's because it was at the luncheon. And you know what? That was what was happening at the luncheon. And so I didn't know what happened at the birthday party because I was going grancing

I love that and reminding people it's my birthday So I didn't really know what was going on and that's the thing so like the luncheon she was really mad So I was saying why is she so mad at you and With me's like Mary triggers her she triggers her Absolutely Andy. I agree. I agree and just Jen's like, I mean, the whole hospital thing, the luncheon, but you know what? Mary herself doesn't trigger me. It's just all the things that she does. Yeah, that's all. So hey, Jen, did you ever apologize to Heather for, you know, being such a crazy, crazy person to her when you stormed out of that 19 20s party?

And Heather's like, no, no no she didn't so Jen's like I'm sorry Heather that I did that Yes actually goes okay, okay, we'll start though. She said it was aren't feel okay I'm having like like that seemed to I'm not even gonna say the word anti But you know, it wasn't nice and so she's like, I don't know why she's holding back You know, why isn't she just saying I love you Heather. I'm so sorry. You do so much for me Heather Like that's what I mean, Andy. That's what I mean Yeah, I mean the thing is when people don't understand that me and Jen we found friendship in a hopeless place. Okay, we found friendship in a hopeless place.

A, A, S. Okay. A, A. S. Okay. Why can't you apologize? Well, I laughed because it was a year ago and the apology is just coming now. So, well, it came with a season finale and then probably 9,000 times because you know, it's not like Heather just let it go. You know, as we saw in that season finale where she's like but I need more from you I'm like okay I'm sorry but I need more okay I'm really sorry but I need more from you Jen

And this or then Heather takes to replace it's like you thought you were trading up for this and that and she's pointing on murder Thin Lisa who are this and that I guess And she's like and you know what I would always know what? I would always get you in the car no matter what. Even if you don't want to get me in the car, I will always get you in the car. I'm like, Heather, that's on you. At certain point, like you don't get brownie points for that, like I don't know, like maybe she was raised

with this idea that you have to be selfless at all times, but at certain point you do have to look out for yourself. At certain point you gotta say the car's out for yourself. As a certain point, you got to say, the car's that way, I'm meeting my meatball. Yeah, but I did lead to the best line of the season, which is, you'll see me, I look like a flapper girl with cane curls. So then Mary is like, yeah, you can't just say

that that's what friends do because, you know what, what do you want a friend who just eats you up? And then, you know, tears you down and then never says sorry I mean you did that to yourself Heather you did that to yourself and just like you know what maybe you should take your own advice Mary she's I don't want to be friends with you do you even get that do you even get that Jen do you understand Jen's like coming in I don't understand that. So someone somewhere says,

Meredith, what about when Brooks said, not to be friends with Jonas, she's hated, not say that, and that is not true. All right, that is not true. And I will not stand for that being said about my son. Listen, Brooks is a special little boy and he's just learned how to make that pyramid out of rainbow rings. Okay, so we are not gonna engage with this. All right. You know, Jim was like, I don't think that you're trying to rattle you just never said, you know, that Meredith, you know,

I never would have wanted to see your kids uncomfortable. I never would have said anything, but you just couldn't say it, John. I mean, I didn't even know there was a problem. I had no idea. I mean, sure was I concerned that they were going to best buy in the middle of the night? Yes, but I just assumed they're running away from the

general dysfunction in your household. I'd be like, but I just assumed they're running away for the general dysfunction your household. And he's like, so they left and they went to Best Buy because they were uncomfortable. Did they see what the China did they see of the China? Emeritus Gulf. They did. And they saw a vagina. They had to go to Best Buy immediately. They had to numb themselves with discussions. Andy's questioning like the trauma of going to Best Buy to escape of a giant. That Best Buy was open late by the way. So Jen's like, well, if it was such a problem, Meredith, why did you have me stay over?

And Andy goes, did you know that they saw your vagina? Did you know that? She's like, no. She's like, I thought the reason why Brooks was upset was because he went upstairs and he saw you smoking and he was pissed that you were smoking. And Meredith was so hot. Well, so what about a vagina then?

So what about a vagina? One's actually way more natural. Yeah. What has actually no shame attached to it? And Jen's like, I didn't even say anything about vagina gator, whatever it says. You did say something. No, because there were just like posts, you know,

like what did I even say? I'm gonna say it's like, well, there were posts calling him white privilege. That, what about that? I'm gonna shake my head real hard at that. It's like, he is like privileged. What's your fucking employees? He is.

And I just want to say, I just want to say that when Jen said, when the whole vagina gate came out, they cut to Andy doing his thing like, I'm a giant gate, yeah. I'm gonna laugh that much out of the game. So then, so then we see the tweet. And this is Jen's tweet. Serious.

I never went spready, go, it is completely insane to me that not only did you all see I didn't, but because, I don't know, she's a program like a messed up, yeah. Yeah, but she says, but because a white privilege family tells you I did, you somehow think, I did something wrong.

So she actually didn't call him white privilege. She called the entire family white privilege. All of them white privilege, which has so much to do with single vagina. It's like, what? Yeah, I didn't really see the connection there. And necessarily, but I will say she didn't call him white privilege. Yeah.

So she's still going, I did not attack him. And Mary goes, well, you did say he'd never seen a vagina. And that's something that's not very nice. That's, that's kind of picking on him. That's kind of picking on him because if I offended your kids, I'm sorry, but I didn't know. I didn't know. I thought, I thought they had a gift certificate. I thought they needed to get a stereo. I didn't know. Well, why, you know, why don't you talk about how you were recording people without their consent? Why don't you talk about that Jen? Huh? What about that?

She goes what are you talking about and Andy goes, um, wait, so is the scandal about the gin us? No, Andy Okay, is it about her recording you smoking and she goes Did she post that on social media? She goes no, she just recorded it and now she has it. A damning video of Meredith who, Meredith who already sounds like a broken organ, being like, I can't believe she can record me the small game. Literally a smoking gun video minus the gun. This is so big sc gun. This is so big scandal.

This is hilarious. So she has to confess to smoking now on TV because she's the one who ended up bringing it up, which is what she does when she thinks she's caught in something, you know? Like when she was cheating, or she had not cheating because I guess they were separated or whatever, but when she was dating in her marriage

and she found out they were gonna say something so she came out and said it first, it's like that. It's like, ooh, she's gonna reveal me smoking. I'm gonna say it first. So then, well, getting ahead of the story, that's why she's so elegant. So then Andy is like, so why did you invite her to sleep over? She didn't know. She passed out with her vagina flapping in the wind. I'm lying to add. And Jen's like, Meredith, you asked me to sleep over. You were the one who passed out. And then Meredith does her class. And you know what? I'm not going to go back and forth on that. That was a polite way of saying, I'm disengaging. I'm not going to do this. Okay, you're passed out of my house. That's why I gave you

a tracksuit. That was Brooks's to wear home Okay, more of a onesie with a bonnet, but you know what I'm saying. I want one That can be a ring So do the other no freebies No freebie no freebie to vagina All right One mobile freebie, no freebie, it's a vagina, it's my that quiet down on the wheel, there, all right. Warm up the line on the mobile. So, do the other women sympathize knowing Jen had reasons to act out?

And Heather's like, oh, we all understand, Andy, we got it. Like we all understand her, we all have sympathy for her. And Mary's like, oh yeah, yeah, well, it's just me. I get attacked. You know, look at you well, it's just me. I get attacked You know look at you guys you you understand the malicious treatment I get but then you still run the her rescue So thanks Mary Mary that was snarky that was snarky that wasn't nice that wasn't nice

I'm kind to both of you. I am kind to both of you. You know what I make sure you both shine bright like diamonds Hey stop that What I'm Julian saying that song first. I've got to rim my DMs. You want me to ask her? And you know what Mary I do check in on you I check on in you all the time and if you knew how kind I am to you Do you know how kind I am to you Mary if you if you knew, and Mary's like put your hand down I'm sorry, I'm into Yorker. That's just how I talk with my hands and Andy's like Andy goes there's like who says you haven't been you talking for 20 years

You know what I go back and forth I go back and forth so when I'm in New York my hands move But I'm in when I'm in Utah my hands pray, but I'm in what I'm in Utah, my hands pray. Okay, more than 2.0, New York or 2.0. So why do you think she doesn't have your back, Mary goes, well, she doesn't care about me. She doesn't care about me, that's for sure. And she goes, well, I tried to make everybody make up, you know, I tried to get Jenn to make up a job with Mary. I tried to get Mary to get a makeup a job.

I tried to make, you know what? She's having his own, yeah, I'm a good person, it's my birthday. Happy birthday to me. And Andy's like, well, Lisa. I literally just got a DM from Lonnie Anderson. And she said, thanks for helping me make up with my manager. Really, I'm just here as a vessel of helplessness. So Andy's like, Lisa, oh,

quads for perfection. But Lisa more than anything, love Lisa. And then there's just a clip of Lisa going, oh my god, I love me, I love that about myself. So, Lisa, what if there's an emergency, and you're in Park City during Sundance, and the kids, there's an emergency, you need to help your kids just okay first of all

There's a nanny. That's a concierge doctor on call There's feed it to kill a bartenders. Okay, there's a hybrid stools that they can do they can do CPR off of Okay, and also I happen to married to an amazing guy who might not have a Rolex, but he has a heart Okay, and you know what my my kids, are everything to me. All right, yeah, everything. And if you wanna see me cry, I'm gonna cry, I think I look a little in my eye. All right now, talk about my children. Tell my everything.

Yeah, you wanna see me cry? I'm gonna have to call my concierge doctor, Hamd. I'm calling my concierge doctor. Also bring butterscotch concierge doctor, I love that. That a gentleman, a good mom. And he's like, we're, yeah, you got emotional because I was just sitting over here thinking, God, this lady's got no emotions about anything.

I wonder what her vulnerabilities are. Yeah, he goes, because you seem so strong and confident and unemotional. I was wondering, well, if you are emotional, like, you know, you can be strong and confident and emotional too. Those things are allowed. And in fact, a lot of people who are strong and confident are very emotional. They're just not emotional the way you expect. But whatever. Well, you know what? Frashworth has everything to me. And Frashworth is made up of two

big two presidents that came from my room chair. So you know what, it's so amazing to see two young boys feel so proud of me. You know what Andy, my kids love me so much. My boy, you wanna make me cry? Talk about my kids. Talk about Diet Coke. Talk about Taco Bell. And I will cry.

I will cry. It's the first time I've heard that answer. It's usually, I love my kids so much out there you and this time It's my kids love me so much. Okay, they love me so much. They came out with the shaving cream for me Andy Okay, and he's like well, Whitney you said you're not a swinger, but if you were Which couple of year would you giant bang not Heather because she's always single. Sorry, Heather Which couple year would you giant bang not Heather because she's always single sorry ever and What he's like married to be honest, but not Seth just married it. Oh

Poor Seth for Seth. He got kicked out of the threesome before it even happened. Yeah He's probably like aggressively, you know yelling at someone like aggressively like Doing his aggressive job movement. I noticed that in a gift there was like some gift going around where he's talking and he really throws his entire jaw around like this is crazy right now okay I'll send nevermind so Jack so Jackie from Hartford says Lisa's better than now attitude is off putting After watching yourself on TV, do you need a little fine tuning and does it bother you that you're getting criticized from someone in Hartford, Connecticut?

Go on, tell us. No, you know what, I'm comfortable with myself. You know what, you can't do what I do and not be who I am. You know what, like if I wasn't the Queen of Park City, but then I was at the Queen of Park City, people would be like, are you the Queen of Park City, or are you not like I don't even understand what's happening. I've had a job since I was 12 years old Andy and Whitney's like, so then why can't you be nice?

Doesn't really correlate You do come across a snobby. This is marriage. She's like you do come across the snobby and you do have a stick up your butt That you take that you take that Lisa. I stick up your butt. How do you take that? How do you take that, Lisa? I'm up into that. I'm up into it. I take everything she says with a grain of salt. And Mary just starts going, Grinsel. Grinsel. Grinsel. Grinsel. Grinsel.

Grinsel. Grinsel. And he's like, well, Mary is saying you need some growth opportunities. And when he says you're not nice, and these people know you so, and she's like, well, Mary is saying you need some growth opportunities. And Whitney says you're not nice. And these people know you so much. And she's like, well, you know what, Andy, people must interpret to rock this batchy. Like, I want people to be lifted up. You know, I was so nice to brought. And I, you know, we didn't interview together.

And like I said, so many nice things about her. And you know what, when her clothes came in late from, beep, I offered to give her clothes. And when he's like, oh, did she catch that thing? She said when her clothes came in from, beep. Who did not allow their names to be associated with this show? I'd like to know.

I'd like to know. Dressen Bard and it's like, you will not mention us. Yeah. this show I'd like to know. I'm dressed in bar and it's like you will not mention us. Um, yeah, uh, so Lisa's like, you know, they love to tell me who I am, they love, and have their like, well, you like to tell us who we are, okay? Listen, I did an interview, I did an interview with you, okay, and I gave you Aka Lanz. All right. How was building you up? All right. And she's like that's not a gift That's not a gift. Oh you you you gave me a compliment like I try to do every single day like I do it So much I don't have to even remember because not like a feather in my cap

All right, it's called human interaction and I do it every day especially with Rihanna, okay? And Lisa's like you know what people people read books about you know feeling good about themselves And I do feel good about myself so there Which is what I said I was like wow this woman has some confidence This is like I've tried my whole life to have this kind of comfort Every self-help book this out there and then for someone finally does it. We're like bitch Yeah, exactly confidence has got me around and today I have to say I was actually kind of one over by that argument

I was like she is actually really confident. And like, why do we hate that? So Heather's like, well, where you are today is sitting with women who are your colleagues saying you're not treating us well. And then Mayor's like, well, by the way, I'm also a confident person. I mean, would an unconfident person

wear the green uf-uf-uf-dress? I don't think so. But also I can fit into it. So. And she goes, yeah. You know, you said that, you said that, take me with a grain of salt, you know, and I don't make people feel less than,

and Lisa's like, um, yes you do, you know what? I enjoy my conversations with you, Mary, but you know what, no offense, but yes you do. She's like, oh really? Well, who did you see me make feel less than? She goes, um, Jen, okay, okay, well that's Jen who else who else go ahead name one other person She's like, but the people at your church when I saw that on TV shift do not talk about my church No one's talking about your alcohol

What and also you said one more person? Yes, we can talk about your church. It was on TV. And I didn't realize in the last recap that she called that guy fat. I thought she was just saying, you know what, you need to drink more water. But she was saying, you've gained so much weight. Why have you gained so much weight? You need to drink more water.

So yeah, people are allowed to call that out. Okay. You already get, you already get to pay no taxes at your church. You're not also free from criticism. Okay. Tax free does not mean I get to bid to you free. That's right.

So Mary's like, you know, I have, you know, I'm not a confrontational person, but I will speak the truth. And if you need to learn something about yourself, there's always an involvement area for everyone. I'm like, okay, that does make any sense, but fine. Do I make you feel less than Heather? No, what about you, Whitney?

No, at least it like oh, oh, well, that's because Whitney is too busy kissing your ass Mary. That's why I Whitney goes wait She's just totally like Yeah, keep up with the conversation and have this like well Mary can be harsh But she's you know what she's at least she's not dismissive, at least it's like, oh, there's that word again, dismissive, there it is again. Well, I think Lisa could sing one thing to me and then say it to Heather and the exact same tone, but it would have been interpreted differently because my dynamic, I'll again, I was

waiting for you guys to say it, but you did. And it's, it's all like that. Not bad. You know, any, any just goes. Okay. So then, Cindy from Flower Town, Pennsylvania, and that was a real quote. It was Cindy from Flower Town, Pennsylvania said, Lisa, why'd you get so mad at Whitney for pointing out the bad behavior of your bartenders as a business owner? Wouldn't you want to know how your employees are representing your brand? So I was set off because those bartenders don't actually

work for Fuyuta Tikiila, the Greta Tikiila, and all the world. Those bartenders are contract bartenders and I use those contract bartenders all the time. But you know and I paid for one. They cost like $2,000 and I paid for one. It was my gift. I bought her a man and I gave it to her. That was my gift. They cost two grand. Damn, I quit the wrong job. They do not cost two grand.

And with me, it's like, well, I can afford my own bar, but I invited her to show women supporting women. Like it was in all of France, like saying, you know what? I will take your free alcohol because it's also like a woman supporting a woman. And it's like, oh, you know what? I will take your free alcohol because it's also like a woman supporting a woman. And she's like, oh, you know what? The way that you sent that in the text message, that's not how you set it in the text message. And Whitney's like, I have the text messages. Unfortunately, I was running out of printer, printer ink, but I have them. And he take them. And they had the who, as we've seen on the shows, it's just going blinder and blinder because he holds the cards like this Just speak. He's like, oh, I can't really see what this says. So

He's like um I'm reading that he's like Does this say it says guys bring your girls girls bring your guys no phones phones, and keep this discreet as that. No, no, wrong one, wrong one. Okay, here, this is it. Can't read it, sorry, bad zerox. So then they just ignore it. Just like no one could read it at all, come on.

So he's like, so do Whitney and Heather paint an incorrect picture of Lisa. And Jen's like, I mean, Lisa has a strong personality, Andy. You know, it's just like a communication style thing. And then Heather starts yelling. She's like, it's not my fault the way that all of America perceived you. That is a Lisa thing.

That is not a Heather and Whitney thing. If all of America didn't like you, that is a youth thing, not an ass thing. All right, bring my husband in. Ask my husband. Ask Scott Bacula, okay, ask Scott Bacula. See what he has to say about it, okay? And Heather's like, you know what,

I'm traumatized by what you did to me. And Lisa's like, Trump is, I'm traumatized. You traumatized me by your lies. Name the car ride, Heather. Name it. You know what? And you say you care. It's that your way of caring traumatized me. And Mary's like we have to evolve, you know? Because like I don't I don't think Heather likes me either and others like So at least it's like, you want something from me?

How do you're not going to get it? It's called that coke. It's mine. It's mine, okay? It's just what have I said openly other than calling you a bitch, which, quite frankly, you are. Yeah. So you're, you called me dismissive, you called me a mean girl, you called me a coke

zero lever, which I'm, I'm a Paul, I'm traumatized. And then it's like, um, you portray yourself that way, so there. And when he's like, I think you have rude, mysticive, manipulative, can we start that over? And you guys made a whole lie to make her not be my friend. You made up a lie about me. I had this realization and it's not that she's making me feel a certain way. It's that she doesn't create space for weight. She doesn't like watching trading spaces. No, she's going to add her space and we have to wish her well. All right, so do you guys want to be friends?

And Heather's like, I don't want to be friends. She goes, I want to be friends and Heather's like, um, I don't want to be friend She goes I don't she goes I want to be friends and I want to champion her Okay, I want to champion her and just like she just feels misunderstood and Lisa's like it's exhausting You know what she doesn't even know what she goes she starts throwing her hands at them like it was like it was like it was like super jazz Hand she goes Constantly Like it was like, it was like super jazz hands, she goes, constantly, constantly, okay? It's exhausting, constantly, constantly. It's like, well, give her some space.

So it's exhausting. You guys don't allow me to be your friend. I mean, John has been in the car with me, so you just asked John, because I try to call you over and over and it's voicemail after voicemail, exhausting. You know what, you're missing out because I have a lot to offer.

And others like, um, you've not offered me friendship. You have not. Lies, lies. I gave you John's Rolex after I threw it out the car. Okay, you can keep telling that not enough because then people will actually like me and you won't get to tell America and I won't get text messages and DMs because of what you said. I won't be called a cut fitness and a bad mom and dismissive your words your words and a bitch okay and

Heather's like I didn't even say anything they're mad at you cuz you were mean to me sick I ordered Taco Bell for my birthday and then you said that things about hey what was that last sentence? She said something like I want Taco Bell Yeah, she goes I got to order Taco Bell and shop at my birthday party and then you told the world what to think about me. I knew to do a damn good job. I was like what? But then and they ended it with this like flourish of music to be like ooh, but I was like wait, so you want to Taco Bell and then to get it. I didn't get that one either. But pretty fun.

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