Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Screeching to the Choir

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve their jizz feud, but the Barlow factor continues to create a divide.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74486381?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watch Rock Rapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today. The day of choir auditions in Salt Lake City, it's Mr. Ronnie Care. I'm Hi, Ronnie.

How are you? Hi. What will you be singing for today's audition? There's no business like show business like now. I don't know. I don't know what I was singing for choir auditions. Probably wind beneath my wings. That's a good one.

It's a classic. I mean, I don't think you'd have to do it that intensely. I mean, I don't have to think about something else involved as that because apparently the only song that you really need to sing in Salt Lake City to be an acquirer is, Oh, when the scenes go marching, Oh, when the saints go marching, oh, when the saints go marching.

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So, but enough about all that. I don't think there's anything else to possibly show up the moment, unless Ronnie, there's anything that I'm missing. Otherwise, I think we can just go right into this ridiculous Salt Lake City episode. Jump into it, man, get the pool, man. I'm jumping in, I love.

Whoever came up with this idea for the choir additions, it's just so funny. I mean, what ever refreshing spin on the tired old house why I've set pieces of like, oh, we're all getting together because I'm launching my lipstick. We're getting together because I decided I want to have a fashion show. No, it's like we're going to have a choir for like a small community production of something.

I don't know. I love it. I think it's great. Well, you know, I don't want to give this plot too much credit because for all we know, their next group adding is going to be like a choir trip to get their vagina frozen. That's true. You know what? Baby steps.

Baby steps. But of course I'm into it so far. So we're back at the choir auditions and Angie and Whitney dress like party city flapper idiots out there practicing there when the Saints go marching in and you know their flapper costumes. And Jen is pissed off seeing Angie. She's like, what the hell? You sent me her in doing here and her dollar store at Leotard outfit. I feel like it's a slap in the face to me and Heather's diminishing me what me and my family went through

with the shock supposed to count. First of all, by the way, no Leotards were present during this, but you know, I think we can know what we can look past that. I was like, Jen, you got to get your leotards and your flat addresses, you know, get those in order. But the only one who seems to be really having fun during all this is Meredith, whose role as the Ryan Seacrest assistant, she's really hamming it. It's like the first time we've ever seen Meredith hamm anything up.

And she's like, oh, wow, as as the assistance I would like to present our first audition, a gay that we found on the side of the street waiting in line at John but Jews and said, do you want juice or do you want to be the juice in our choir smoothie? And so hearing is, take it away gay and he's like, oh, the wave go marching. Yeah, he does. He just rips off when the Saints go marching in. The guy with the burst just came in here and ripped off Angie and Whitney who are outside very loudly practicing.

Oh, when the Saints go marching in. I, I thought that was pretty, pretty ballsy. By the way, I have to say Angie Harrington, say what you will about her this episode. She deserves like a huge, like a round of applause for being patient with Whitney because you know when they were practicing, and you saw Whitney going,

five, six, seven, eight. You know, it probably took about three hours to get Angie to get we need to stop counting at the eight. Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. You know, you know, it probably took about three hours to get Angie to get we need to stop counting at the eight five six seven eight nine ten eleven. Now we're supposed to be singing right now. Whitney 12 13 14 you can't stop my counting. I was told to stop counting as a girl. Now I count as high as I want 17 18 19 20.

Angie Harrington was trying to make me feel like I don't count. I have the feeling of feeling that I don't count. Oh, Whitney's saying your face cracks me up. So now, Dana and Angie K. Okay, so this is Housewives Auditions. Like we mentioned, you know, during the ski trip here, they come again. It's Audition Day. So, Dana and Angie Kay are both here.

Angie Kay is dressed exactly like Gen Sha, which is fun. And she's also got long straightened hair, like Gen Sha and Lisa Barlow. I mean, she's really going, and she's got the Lisa Barlow voice that she's pulling off. It's so fun. It's like, this isn't a sketch audition for the Housewives. Where you're supposed to come and intimidating, intimidating all of the actual Housewives.

And okay. Okay. And she's like, I don't know Angie. I just know what I hear from Lisa. And Jen and I don't like it. She sort of has like this, she has like this weird, like a very subtle accent. I'm wondering is that like a Utah accent

because we sort of hear it from other Angie too. And I can't, it's like sort of Midwestern, but sort of kind of like a Lisa type thing, but it's like more, you know, more succinct than Lisa's. But gosh, it seems like she's trying to do kind of a Lisa and a Jen costume. And that's exactly what she's trying to do.

Oh yeah. So Angie's like, hey Whitney, are your pomshort? Because I'm gonna roll mine. I'm gonna roll mine up here. I'm just gonna roll it because they're wearing like little bicycle shorts under there. And so Dan that comes over and she's like love that outfit Angie and Angie's like shimmying. Daniel her friend going. She's like it's like a car wash. So she's like listen, listen,

Dana, like I'm so sorry. I'm matchy if I'd like two seconds at ski day. And I know you're good friends with Heather. And I tried to talk to Lisa at ski day. And she would not even talk to me. Yes, I realized my voice is both Meredith Marks and Angie K. I'm sort of trying to figure out where I'm going to land with this. So we're just going to get through it together. And uh, a K, Angie K is like, um, Angie, I figure out where I'm gonna land with this. So we're just gonna get through it together. And,

A.K. Angie K is like, um, Angie, I think we should just explain to you, like I wanted to like you and I want to give you a chance, but I also think that if you're gonna talk on Lisa's back,

don't try to be a friend and don't try to hug her. She's like, tell me what I said. What did I say? Tell me what I said then. Tell me what I said then. Hey, tell me what I said I said. What did I say? Tell me what I said then. Tell me what I said then. Hey, tell me what I said then.

Tell me what I said. Tell me what I said then. Tell me what I said. And like, I'm gonna say, tell me what I said then. What I said now. And then you criticize them on social media

and like you know that you did that. And Lisa, Lisa's done with that. Well, thanks for speaking for Lisa, new person. And Angie K tells us the account may be named shockspose, but it was really and at Lisa, and I won't stand for it. And so then we see one of the comments, something like, Oh, really, it seems like what Lisa did to a friend of 25 years was much worse. And then another line that says, influenced the cancellation of the caterer.

So, in case anybody wants to walk down memory line of the other, brilliant story lines. So Angie's like, yeah, and you can't deny that in this moment, Angie, you cannot deny it. And she's like, never, I didn't do that ever. Like, when did I do that? What did I say that? When did I do that? When did I say that? When did I do that?

When did I say that? When did I do that? It was you and your husband. It was you and your husband. You stopped shaking that fringe in my face. Okay, that's pretty cool. I'll get it a little bit longer. Okay, now I'm mad again.

Okay, you and your husband, you and your husband, she's lying and she liked a comment that was posted within three seconds. So you were involved 100%. Yeah, and it's never, never, never. I was never involved. She's, yeah, there were. And there are screenshots that exist

that you opened it. And she goes, that I opens what? You account, you and your husband together. And then we cut back to the auditions. And we just see this big guy in plaid pants and he's like, um, I'm a tenor. I'm the rocket's red glare. I was like, oh no. I have to head to you. You open your mouth and there are literal bombs blasting in mid-air, sir. So that was a good song choice at least. So Andrew is still denying. She was like, I have never done this.

And when you go, wait a second, you're telling me that Chris, a grown-ass man, created a finster to troll Lisa. This is really getting real. Okay. Don't you think, hey Angie, don't you think you should have a conversation with Lisa? I feel really icky right now being an imagine costume with Angie.

I just wanna put my top hat over my head. I wish I could just disappear. And then they make her disappear in the diary room session. Little bushy realize her top hat is already over her head because that's where the hall pets go. When we go over to Jen and she's with six of the auditioners and she's like, That's bitch!

That's bitch! That's bitch! She's not fucking bullhorn. Like my least favorite prop on Bravo is the Jen Shaw bullhorn. I cannot. She's clearly recruiting a new Shaw Squad. She's like, who wants to be an intern on the Shaw Squad? So, so Dana walks up and is like,

well, Angie just addressed Angie. Angie K just addressed Angie H. And then Angie K, oh god, this is one of the hardest scenes ever. She's too, but I know. And she's, it's hard to tell really who's on whose side. So Angie Kay, it's like, I just brought up how she was talking shit with Belisa and the fake accounts and everything.

And she denied all of it. Like, let's be honest, can you really say you had no idea your husband did all of this? By the way, I'm not Dre. No, I'm not Dreia. I'm, I'm Angie Kay. It's really hard to tell us apart sometimes, but I'm, I'm hoping I got the job after this scene. Thanks.

So now Angie is there and she's like, no, that, that's happened. What did I say? What did I do? What did I say? What did I do? What did I do? What did I say?

And, Jim's like, um, Angie, you're full of shit. And you know what your husband does. And I'm glad you're standing there with the smirk on your face because this is very Herbal Angie. This is very her full Smirk I'm making God so wouldn't he go? It's really interesting how Angie can conveniently not know or forget like she didn't know Chris created this Finsta and she didn't remember saying the rumor about Lisa at the jazz game is it a convenience thing or does she really have a memory problem?

Hey, also, what is a finsta? Is that like Instagram for fish? I'm confused. Um, you need to take some responsibility and some accountability. And she's like, but why? What did I say? What did I do? I say what did I do what did I do what did I do She looks like out to the audience and she's like oh my gosh So Angie K is like This is so funny. So now Angie K after running to Angie and telling her off They're running to Jim to Tatl-Tail on herself for telling off Angie K They're running back here. I'm like she's trying so hard

She goes back up to her and then she starts trying to scream for Jen instead of Jen because Jen is telling her off So she's like well here's how I feel about it. You should not be on there talking to your husband and you know, you shouldn't and that's the end of that. That's about you. Should I be talking to him? It's about me. Okay, it's about me. God damn it.

Let me talk. I was like ready to wind up and like the Angie K was not eating the floor. I know. It's like, here's this girl dressed exactly like her. Obviously trying to take her job. You know, she's like, shit the fuck up Angie Gain. So um, Angie is like, um, yeah, but like you're accusing me of regular Angie is like,

original Angie. Classic flavored Angie is like, yeah, but you're accusing me too. So that's something. And she's like, yeah, but when you're married to someone, that is your other half. And I am responsible for what Sharif does and fights a first. yeah, but when you're married to someone, that is your other half and I am responsible for what Sharif does and fights a versa. So, so are you. And I was like, oh, God, why are you going down this road?

I know, because you know exactly what's gonna happen next. Angie, Angie has just, and rightly so. And the things, the things that you're being accused of is Sharif taking shit for it. I'm innocent, I'm innocent, I'm innocent. Like, I love that like, Gendels goes there. So then it goes. I've been so wide too. So funny. So then we go back in and there's one good

singer there. So he's not going to last because you know who's going to come to one practice and be like, listen, I ain't working for free with these bitches, you know, like no one in here can sing. But he's like, so then one of the, one of the 18 judges comes in and it's like, um, there's an issue outside. I think you need to cut out the header. It's really good. So Heather has to leave to come see what's happening. Meanwhile, Jen is saying, I'm gonna get people to click on this account because it's called shot exposed. So let's get people to click it.

I know exactly why I use my name, okay. Like you use my brand, that is trademarked. So Heather comes out and's like, Jen, what's going on? And she goes, you know what, if someone dread you, or your husband, whatever did it. And she's like, Heather, what's going on? And she goes, you know what, if someone dragged you or your husband, whatever did it? And she's like, Heather, I mean, do you know my husband to be a bad guy? And Heather goes, no, no, not at all.

Jen's like, he said I'm gonna count. He said I'm gonna count. Which is funny, because that's what a bunch of old people did when Jen, they got called by Jen Shaw's company, but you know, that's fine. Set up an account. Well, they set up an account and then like for these services that then that They set up a host monster account girl So my joke at layers to it. Okay, you had to really think about it. You have to really get that

I'm sorry. I'm just slow and this is like a fight on housewives so the notes are I'm just reading the notes like oh my god This is really don't forget don't forget this part. Oh wait, I forgot a line So Jen's like yeah, he said I'm gonna careful Jen Shaw and Heather's like yeah, but He admitted it and he took accountability for it and he apologized to you So no, he didn't know he didn't because I asked about it for it and he apologized to you. So it wasn't a big deal. No, he didn't, because I asked about it. Okay, he got caught, that's why you got caught. And Heather's like, but you told me

you had a conversation with him about it. You told me like, and Angie goes, do you know Jen? Do you know how many fake Instagram accounts there are out there? Jen just because it just looked like, are you really trying this line of logic with me bitch? I may be a criminal, but I'm not an idiot, okay? Yes, and then we get double sound and Angie case like you need to just take

accountability that's what you need to do accountability for what what did I do what did I say what did I do what did I say what did I say what did I do and Jen follows in Heather and she's like you don't even understand I can't do this! I can't do this! I know. Heather's like, this is becoming ridiculous. I mean, let me be very clear here. Gencha is in a washing machine of turmoil because she's been indicted on federal charges with a prison sensing looming,

not because she's getting trolled by Chris Harrington on Instagram. So then Heather's back in the auditions and she's like, okay, well you know now that everyone's had the chance to say, I've just been impressed. That's what I've been. I've been impressed with people's voices. That's probably not the, well, their stories

been impressed with their story, their sweaters. I like that worse. I like that worse. That was good. They all wore shoes. So that's something. I was impressed with that. The way they weren't scared of the microphone. That was very nice. Oh look, here's a new auditioner. Who is it? Hi, hi, how are you? And I like that Corey goes, you know what? We should just bring them all. Oh really? Are you gonna take all of the six people who show up and you're choir that requires way

more than six people? Good idea, Cory. I know. Hi! Well, you know what? Heather and I probably need a 12-step program to move our friendship on, but the first stop is showing up for Heather today because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that can actually say. So I love this show really always leans into the concept of showing up like I showed it up for you like that's their whole thing also hilarious at least I think she's the only one who can sing. So, yes, it's so good. And I liked that they showed in the last week on Salt Lake City. She's like, I'm wearing a bag, try. Lusty that in a different key.

I'm wearing a bag, try. Let's do it in a different key. I'm wearing a bag, try. I know. So Lisa, Heather's like, why are you here? And Lisa goes, I want to support Heather Guy on her mission for spirituality, her own way. I love that.

And so Heather is like, I am shocked at Lisa being here. And I think she's gonna say what? You know, we haven't even talked about her issues. And she's gonna show up in my audition. She's gonna try to create a scene. But actually Heather's like, you know, she really hurt my feelings. But I feel like this is her way of saying,

I'm gonna show up for you and I'm sorry I'm like no that wasn't what I was Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parents life, but come on of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown Aller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong.

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the little Lord Jesus, like down in a sweet hat, ah, ah, ah, ah, and it just cuts to how there's face and she's like, The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head It just cuts the others face and she's like Look squinting like oh Jesus Yeah, she's like the stars and heaven look down where he lay and little Lord Jesus no crime Is that it is that it that all have to to do with just sing that song that it have the single Jesus Of the single Jesus have the single Jesus all the single Jesus could we put you that in different key? We do that in different key. I believe the Jesus is our future Treat him well and let him guide you different key. It's a key. It's a Christ

House do do do do do you I need a different key for that. Need a different key. Ha ha ha. John Smith was not my last, I tut tut. And he got it. Since you've been Jesus, I've been Mormon cause you're Jesus. I'm falling in love.

From the top Can't look for your Jesus incredible Daisy dukes and robes on top Oh gosh, so is that it is that it is that it is that it is like beautiful that Is that a is that a is that a is that a is that a is like beautiful that was beautiful. She is okay But I accept what do I accept from this giant Broadway state this is three here. This is three here The way that I came in the center part does your curtains. Okay. Okay. Well, thank you for your time everybody and also you're welcome Bye call me Fida It was um she really is a student of American Idol because that was the signature of every audition

is people singing and then going to the wrong door. Vongdo. Also, if they were gonna have a Ryan C. Crest for this audition, why was it not Lisa? She's the only one that opens her mouth like Ryan C. Crest. This Ryan's like, hey, welcome to American Idol. You know, the gigantic mouth open should have been Lisa. It should have been just in general.

Like she should have been hired for the reboot of American Idol on ABC. Highline, so, um, then Lisa goes outside and goes, hey guys guys did you hear my addition? Did it sound god? Did it sound god? And Angie K of course is like I did. You can sing they sing. I got to say go. And the producers like so Angie, regular Angie, what do you miss most about your friendship with Lisa?

And she's like not a lot not a lot honestly. And you're not wearing fringe in this interview. Oh, so I'm ready for some habit to shimmy a little bit. So Angie gets up. They're all sitting in like a sofa area. So Angie gets up because she doesn't want to do a Lisa. So she gets up and goes around the corner and then Jen Shaw is coming her way. And she sort of like stumbles like, oh, she stumbles off the couch. I think Angie's just always drunk. And she's like Whitney,

Whitney, Whitney, can you go over her routine really quick? Whitney's like, sure, five, eight, nine, eight, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. 8 9 8 10 11 12 13 14 15 All right, why don't we start it at a five six seven eight kind of nine 10 8 B C D D E Okay, when the scene sco-marching, okay, all right, so um, so Lisa's like, hi, John, hey, how's it going? Did you try out? And she's like, no, I need to grab a tissue right now. Which is my way of saying, I was just crying.

Okay? You know what I'm talking about? Did you hear me? Did you hear me? Because I nailed the no crib for his bed part. I really nailed that. And Lisa tells everybody, like, everything feels really weird at the, at the mall and that.

And that got is weird. Angie K goes, it is weird. And Dana goes, yeah, it's weird. You know why? Because Angie K told off anti H and then Jen got into it. So now Whitney and and Angie are brought in. I'm gonna like to present two of the most talented boom boom that I'm ever going to see. song. I'm sorry except for the time my toddler learned how to sew joggers. All right, they've been working on a song they call counting. All right, go on, girls.

5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 13, 12, 27, 16, 14, 13, 1. The same scum marching up into my safe. What did I see now? What did I see now? what did I say now what did I say now what did I say what did I say 137 And they're dancing, you know completely missing the whole point of acquire acquire Yeah, and then back to Jen and Lisa. So Lisa's like are you okay? It's like I'm you can stay so she's like well Heather was literally signing with Angie She's just wow Just yeah, and that's why I was so hurt and like all of us need to sit down because I promise you if Heather

Fucking tells me that I need to just get over or that I'm in the wrong and like Angie's right I'm gonna get in her face. I'm gonna say fuck you get out of my life You are the most materialistic person and the only reason you're fucking with Angie herring ten is because you think her fat fucking alpha The shelf husband is gonna feed you and put you on a fucking yacht bitch This is an amazing line And apparently I'm assuming this is a reference to a low deck adventure, right? Isn't this the yacht is blow deck adventure because Heather gay yes, and it's true That's what Jen is saying. I hate being on Jen's side, but it's so true like she's just rich and taking Heather on like boats and shit So like well guess what bitch you're a cheap motherfucking day

So like well guess what bitch you're a cheap motherfucking day So then meanwhile Whitney and Andrew doing splits and they require a audition and so then Heather comes out Now everyone has come out to this area that their addition is done and Heather sits down in a chair I then Angie H drapes herself onto onto Heather's lap is like, I mean, you're sending a message to me that you're okay with all this. She literally is sitting on your lap, she's on your lap. So Angie K is like, you might as well breastfeed her, you might as well.

Or are you feeling better now, whoever I'm addressing and judging? I feel calm, I feel calm. And I'm just, I'm just really triggered when I went out there because shot is your last name. Okay, I went some of the times in shot I suppose because Chris thinks this is like funny. Like he's like he needs to be like his wife.

Like what is he saying? Is that I don't matter, but you do. Like what sort of husband takes a little team as wife over someone he knows a little bit, okay? I wish we could get someone in here with that flimsy storyline like hey You use shot. That was very offensive to us and we ended up getting cancelled it How dare you? Okay, Raza. Okay, Raza. Before you even got to see baby shooooons

And then Angie fucking fake ass Angie goes um so sorry so sorry, you know, I just I really want to see you raw Um, I appreciate this more than anything. I said, hey, what are you talking about? What's raw? What are you saying? She was trying to say rise She's trying to say rise. Yeah, she's like drunk. I want to see you rise. And like, I just, I appreciate this more than anything, you know, like I just want to see you rise. And Lisa's like, this is unbelievable. Okay, your husband created this page to troll me. Where's my apology?

But this whole, everything is such a, it is such a tangled web of like petty complaints that they all have with each other. I mean, that there's this troll account that like Jen's Maddy Because it's named after her at least it's mad because it actually went after her you got Lisa mad at Heather for an obituary that was this I mean, it's like it's crazy So Jen's like what hurt me the most was like why was back there crying Heather?

It's because of you like you come out there and you go Jen He didn't do it and they apologize and that's it. And I had to guess, well, I didn't say that's it. I just felt like you were dismissing me. And I had to go, not at all. This is done now. Jen, this is Angie Harrington speaking. I just want to say, you have been nothing but lovely to me and my husband. He cares about you and he didn't show it in the most appropriate

way I would have to say I agree. He thought about hiring some Twitter bots and I said no, that's not the way to do it either Chris, but he cares about you. He really does. He really loves you. So then Lisa gets passed and she's like, oh my god, you know what? I'm like seriously. I'm done with this I caught my you can't just say I'm sorry like you keep doing the same thing She's oh you bully everyone Lisa you bully everyone online. Why are you even getting mad at me for mott-bullying people? I mean it's ridiculous. What did I say? What did I do? What did I say? What did I do? I don't really know. I'm only anyone online and I have one fucking account and that is my name Angie. Okay. It's under my name

Okay, the second account called fudge college But that's because I'm trying to start a for-profit institution, but that's separate and it's not a bullying situation, okay? And Angie just goes wow Wow, and she's like you're a fucking bio-murder. Okay She says, um, what did you just do on Twitter Lisa? Lisa? What are you just doing Twitter? And she goes, I posted that truth because how do you start dad's stuff? Tell her I'm about me. That's what I'm done. And Heather goes, well, you say that you're my friend and you care about me and then you went on social media and you act the opposite. It's because I told the truth. Okay, if you don't like the truth, then don't ask for it,

because I'm telling you the truth, and I don't fucking lie about anything, okay? Heather goes, well, the truth is, you have no friends left Lisa, and she goes, did you guys just hear that? Do you hear that? Okay, Heather just said, the truth is I have no friends left.

Who here's not my friend? If you're not my friend, raise a taco. Okay, I want some taco bell. Raise my friend if you're not my friend raise a taco Okay, I want some Taco Bell raise your taco if you're not my friend and Heather and Angie both lived at chileba At the same time also I have to mention I love this when she's screaming I Trowel she's like using her arms and then stupid Angie K is also using her arms right under Lisa's arms like trying to yell with Lisa And Lisa has to yell louder and louder so that Angie can't be heard and she's literally waving her arms I'd release a waving her Angie get your own girl stop coming on here and trying to get into everybody else's scene. Yeah, it's terrible

And and she goes listen Heather, you know what? I want to say in a good place with y'all. Okay, and I told you this, that skiing. I said, it has to be based on the truth. And I have to be able to clear my name. And it doesn't take me backwards. It just makes it so that I'm clear. That's why Twitter and I, and you said, I was not there for you when your dad died.

And I texted you when I found out that he was in the hospital. And I texted you the day he passed. Okay. And that I should have not posted that what I what I posted a lot I should not have posted that sure but I don't want you to lie about me okay yeah you know what I felt so bad about posting that online that I actually sent a text to your dad that was like I'm so sorry that has her that text what are you not hearing my father pass away, Lisa? Well, you know what? Just don't accuse me of being a bad person because I am not.

And she's like, well, okay. Listen, you're welcome to post what you want because it's all public information. So it's okay. It's just, yeah, but you lied about me. She's like, well, no, I was mistaken because I got that text when we were surrounding his bedside when he was in Hothspitz and then you said I hope your dad is feeling better and I was like, has ar ar ar

has ar and she takes her by the shoulders. Yeah, and Heather just keeps victimizing herself She's like and it felt a little callous and a little cover your ass, but it's fine I mean you needed to clear your name and your name is cleared. Yeah, Heather, because you fucking lied about it on purpose. And she had to do that to clear her name. You can't like sit here and act like the fucking victim, Heather. Okay. We're not the victim, man. Yeah. And Heather's like, you know what?

Fuck you and your stupid ass character. You're missing a big picture. You're clearing your name, but you're totally devastating my feelings. I'm like, you're hurt feelings about the lie that you made up and told to make her look about it, the reunion. How does that even make any sense? Yeah. So then, so this like crazy choir audition culminates with that.

And then we move over to Meredith's house where we see Seth in the bubble bath. And we're already crying. Look, Meredith already had kind of the best bubble bath scene that we've ever seen on Bravo. I think we can retire the bubble bath because honestly, it's as a concept, it really hasn't worked. And Bravo has tried it. We've survived the Tamarind Eddie Bubble bath of the 2010s and many other terrible bubble baths and I think it's over but They give us a duel now and it was it was rough She's one of those it's like people think it's funny one time so she's like that's her thing now, you know

Right, she's always gonna be in bubble baths and she's gonna where I love New York things everywhere for for the rest of her life, you know Yeah Also, I'm sorry, but I have to mention real quick, that when they all left the auditions after this big fight, Angie and Whitney leave and they're like, oh my God, what a shit show. And we see that the whole time we've been across the street from the spaghetti factory.

Oh, I didn't see that. And I thought that was so funny. At the end of every choir rehearsal, you know the spaghetti factory is like, Oh God, the fucking choir is coming again. You know, I wonder you got me an ass-sitting my, my beverage. I don't know why that makes me laugh.

I had a mean for you. But just being a, just being a theater person when I was a teenager and we would all go to like the, uh, the Applebee's, you know, across the street. And I just, you know, their faces are like, oh my god, they're all ordering iced tea, they're gonna share one order of fries, and none of us are getting tipped tonight. Yeah!

But that really does sum up this show so much, right? That like on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, there's a huge controversy over what Kathy Hilton married to the Hilton Empire, you know, like what sort of meltdown she had and a member's only exclusive club that only the richest of the rich can get into. And then in this one, it's a fight outside of a community theater across from Moodle's beginning factory. Yeah, here, if you couldn't get your, if you couldn't get your coat out of coat check

of the spaghetti factory is because the, the kid with the merc is running down the street with it, you know, he's like, took it off the back of your chair. There are people there still waiting for their refills because they're a waiter when I cross street to sing amazing grace. So yeah, so they're in the back is disgusting. And Meredith is like, why are you calling me? And he's like, cause it's so hot. It's the bad to get hot, all right.

And so she gets another both into bathtub. And he's like, so what's going on? Only the one you my line. Oh, I have so much to tell you you've been got you abandoned me for four days I'm gonna stick my pinky toe into your anus right now. There right now Is this little piggy went to a very dark and creepy place Yeah catch me up. Maybe it was out your show with my ass. I'm saying, now, I'll break seem like becoming the visit soon. He's like, okay, please don't put your foot near my team when we're talking about our children. Okay, there's

got to be lines that parents don't cross. Also, these two party, like the best, they can party with the best of them Yeah, I'm saying that I mean these two are just like in the bubble bath like yeah Fucking tolam my tank now Who about Brooksie? Yeah, don't talk about that. Why you're so fucking me babe How do you think Brooksie came into this world in the first place? Okay, listen, I'm just putting my toe under your back so I don't slip. Okay, because anyway, I was starting to tell you earlier today that there's definitely

some tension between hell and jam and it all ties back to the fence, though, which Whitney says is where sharks go to take selfies. He's like you know I really know what the fuck you're talking about but I really miss your middle toe. Like now I'm like I'm gonna get in, got it man. He's like yeah yeah. So she just catches him up on all the gossip and it's so hard for her to be in the middle of two frights. And he's like you know what I honestly think you middle of two fradds and he's like, you know what? I honestly think you me Heather coached and Jen should all just get this bass together and be like hey working Oh Jesus Christ is that your ankle bones? Man, I thought you said you got a pet the cure. Well, I got postponed for a day. Ow! Get on top of that tomorrow. So now Heather and Drew go to their new beauty lab. Yes, the new

beauty lab, which apparently is in a construction site, maybe on the Colorado border. I don't know where they were, but it felt like it was very, very far away. And the way they talked about it, it seemed like they had done a day trip, but they were trying to act like they hadn't. So it's like some new community development, some new planned community is springing up somewhere in the middle of Utah. And so they're like walking around this enormous space, so give me flashbacks, real housewives of Dubai and Caroline being like, look at this space. It's wonderful for the first spot ever be in Dubai. So they're walking around and they start talking about, it's actually kind of funny because

they're second location and Drey is like, well, you know, I mean, even though it's a little bit more of a drive for us, we'll still, we'll still have to visit. Yeah. My heart and soul is at the other location though. And you could see Dres like Heather or TV. We have to tell you try and plug this. We're trying to get people to come to this location, Heather. Yeah. We mean the people of West Joseph Smith Village to want to come here, Heather. Okay. And she's like, well, you know, it's just that the other location, I mean, my heart and soul is in that strip mall, you know, we built that from the ground up from a discarded little caesars, you know, I mean, for the first three months, we would just put rest on it into

faces and then all yellow at the same time. There was nothing like it. There's nothing like it. Yeah, I mean, this place is nice and all, but as far as I can tell, we haven't really had any, you know, raids by Homeland Security yet. So it's just talked for me to really throw myself into this one. And she's like, yeah, you know,

I've just, I've got real life things going on. I've got, you know, businesses, I've got, you know, choirs. So I just, I wanna got, you know, choirs. So I just, I wanna get along with these ladies, but they complain every time that I did them wrong, and I just don't know how to fix it, you know? I mean, it's just not landing, but they're like, I'm proud of you, no, I'm proud of you. No, I'm proud of you.

Please never make me drive out here again. This is fucking dumb. Just put my name wherever you need to. Okay. cat. This is fucking dumb. Just put my name wherever you need to. So now we go to Lisa and John on a little date night. And Lisa's like, ah, hey, hey, you know, it's that cat. I took Henry to get treats. And he said, don't go out of the car because he wants to open the door for me. Isn't that so? Well, actually, I think he said, wait, hold on, open the door a little bit and then he tried to slam it on my forehead a few times. It was hilarious.

It was hilarious. Yeah, he wanted to open the door for me. He never did really. He just went into the yogurt planet by himself. But, you know, I think he could be a sweet person if we just worked on it a little. I'm so proud of him the other day. He tied me up to a pole all by himself and then wouldn't on time. I said, wow, you're like a real teenager now.

So they get in there and I don't know what this place is, like some steakhouse or something. And the waiter comes over and she's like, you know what, I'm definitely gonna have a theta cocktail. And he is like, oh, okay, you wanna try the lavender Vita cocktails called the I Love That. She's like, oh my God, I love to ask my favorite one. He's like, it's our best seller, man. And she tells us, I don't think that this guy knows

that we like, oh, they need to kinda, I don't think that this guy knows that we like own better to kind of I don't think it out really. It's like literally Jack with like a graduate marksmith like glass and mustache show for his face. Hey man. She's like handing him the bottle of Vita Tequila out of her purse. Would you like a free sample of fresh wolf the greatest skincare in Utah? Wow. What a great restaurant. So, John is one of those.

You doesn't understand, like when meat's about to go bad, because he's like, I'm gonna just try your special. I was like, oh, good luck with your brown meat before it's even cooked. Okay, specials are. meet before it's even cooked. Okay, specials are. Well, I thought the special was something you need just sex, unique restaurant. So, um, anyway, so they're just like sitting and they're like talking and she's like, so I spoke to my sister today and I, I always said I grew up with a built-in friend group and to have them so sad makes me so sad because I carry a lot. And John's like, yeah, because hold on, let me get my script out. With your sisters, as you take their emotions onto yourself, they're going to let let you let you do it because it takes more

of a of a bunion burden burden off them. Yes, thank you for saying got John. You are such a good person. Sometimes you need to stop and say, maybe I don't need to be as good of a person because if I'm too good of a person to everybody else, when while I be a good person to me, oh my God, John, that is so deep, John. You know, because like I take it on, you're right. I do it with my friendships. I do it with my sublangs. I was like not only that, but I remember when I got divorced and tried to figure out my life, I read a lot of healing books. And it taught me that you're not being mean or disliking somebody by not letting them invade your space. You know what?

I remember going to church and the one thing that makes me feel best is my relationship with God. And I feel like I've let that go a little bit and it gets emotional because it's so important to me right now. It's so important. No, but like I want wanna be closer to God, but unfortunately God is always going through so many things and He puts them on me.

And you know what? It's time for me to call God and say, God, I need more of your burden, put it on me. Put it on me, God, okay? God's like a little mad at me right now because last night I tweeted out in a bituary of Jesus. I was like, look, Jesus died in like 46 AD. And I sent him a text like several hundred years ago.

I did not know he had died yet. And it was a mistake. Yeah. In any way, the text didn't even go all the way through because they didn't know which country to post that in. You know what? He's been missing for a long time, is the point. And John's like, I have nothing else written down.

That's okay, John. You know what I love talking to you about this. And he goes, I'm ready to talk anytime when you're ready to listen. She's like, you are hilarious. Oh my gosh, listen. That's funny. Anyway, can you one time me from this chair someone someone strap me into it again by accident? So now we go to Jen and Sharif And now they're singing on their sofa and Jen's lost her voice because she had a cold and she was just trying to get people hyped up At the choir editions and she's like I'm like the Polish and Lion's Egress, but I'm like a girl, you know And he's like so Regina's Egress and she's like, who's that?

Who's Regina? And he's like female for Ryan. Just, oh my god, that's not even true. You just made that up. And he's like, yeah, it's not what we're doing. I'm gonna write your scenes for you next time. So John's like, Angie Harrington. Angie Harrington was there.

And like, Angie K. was there. And like, Angie K. I confronted Angie Harrington. And then like said, like, why would you start a fake Instagram? Like a account called like, Shogs Pose and she was like, I didn't set it up. Like my husband did.

And coach is like, it upsets me more than you'll ever know that a grown man was stooped this low on a bandwagon to make these horrible assassination attempts and what people don't know is which straw will break the camel's back. That's good. He really comes out this time. He's like, I am mad now. And he's like, which is the post that causes you to finally hurt yourself or causes you to do something you can't come back from?

I'm like, okay, this is bad, okay? But let's please not accuse Mr. Harrington of trying to make Jen commit suicide. Like, come on, or you know, pass from suicide or how are we supposed to say it but you get my drift We get your drift and I mean like I think that there is like some merit to this line of thinking in general when you're talking about Cyberbullying but the thing is that Chris Harrington really fucked up his cyberbullying like like why are you Why did he go

Name it shot exposed and go after Lisa, it's confused the whole issue here. He's just a very bad cyber bully basically. He's a very, he's a cyber bully who's very bad at branding. That's terrible. Terrible. Very mixed up brand because there are these two are fighting about the brand, but not really about the content because he didn't go after her. I they're all right. Their disaster. Right. They're just mad that he used her name. Right. Before they could.

He's like, you know, the online bullying leaves her in the fetal position. Like, yeah, I would feel bad for her. Can't. Sorry. It deserves it. So then Jim's like, well, then Heather walks out and then she's like, Jim, just forgive him. They said, sorry, move on.

You're fat. You know, and, move on, you're fat. You know, and I was like, how dare you? She had something to it every single time. And then Heather sent flowers that said, sorry, I wasn't sorry then, but I'm sorry now. Or something like that, like delayed sorry apologies. And Jen's like, I mean, if you're sending me flowers, you tell me, like, love me, but like,

I can be get sent up for me in the right moment. Like, it's not right. And coach is like, well, you know, but like I can be get set up for me and in the right moment, like, it's not right. And coach is like, well, you know, sorry, I'm back to quiet voice. You know, if something doesn't feel right about our response to maybe it's time for a new friend. Now he works it up again, he goes, you know, it's not right and it doesn't feel right.

And if you know what's right, then you have to ask yourself what feels right. And and it doesn't feel right. And if you know what's right, then you have to ask yourself what feels right. And if it doesn't feel good and it doesn't feel justified in your heart, then maybe it's time to get a new friend. It's like, whoa, okay, shh. Shah came out with the baseball bat ready to play today. I like it. Love to see it, Shah.

So then Lisa and Henry are playing basketball. And you can tell Lisa does actually play these sports with her kids because she does so many sports things. She goes, oh my god, what? You don't want me to let you win today? Nice! Nice! Hey, watch this. That wasn't so nice you do it nice Alieu ping on the court there. Whoa touch the basket Sorry didn't test the heart of the audience sorry cross my cheer So wow geez this woman really has played some horse in her life Wow, it's almost like she's been around some basketball teams so I'm like I'm just like piling on to a rumor that I don't believe in the first place.

So it's just because it's easy and it's there and we're podcasts. So that's what we do. So yeah, glad you explain that. The mountain of hate, man, you were gonna get for making a jazz joke. Just for jazz. So then... Man, didn't you even know that wasn't true? Monster, you fucking monster.

Well, I don't want Angie K up in my business. You don't know what you're saying about these actually. She was not there ever, and she's never been to a jazz team. So, when you show up. So, we go to Whitney, Whitney shows up, which means we get to see Whitney's like little interstitial thing that says Whitney.

And it's her doing her shimmy, like her terrible shimmy. She's like, but little dance cracks me up every time because they just so were doing that terrible little dance. Yeah. She doesn't know how to do that, the poll. She doesn't understand non-pole dancing. She's like, where do I put my hands? How do I do this? So she's like, it would have, if you would have told me a year ago that Lisa and I would be friends, I would have left

to you in the face. And it would have sounded like this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Five, six, seven, eight. I'm counting again. I count I count Yeah, if it was a year ago right now, I'd be like oh my god. It's 2020 one Two three four five six seven eight nine. Okay, you're counting again. You need to get out of the cycle I'm in the field. I do have to break the cycle Lisa has big sister energy and I do have to break the cycle Lisa has big sister energy and because she's older than me And that used to trigger me like she was looking down on me But then I realized just because she's an old lady doesn't mean she's a mean old lady And now I understand she cares, but like her words get in the way a lot

So they play some basketball with the boys and Lisa's like, nice day. Nice day. Nice bounce. Hey, nice teamwork. Nice. Allie. Everybody. Nice head.

Teamworks. Good. Nice teamwork. Nice in bounce pass. Yeah. So now they have their alone time and they sit down and waiting. Guys, do you have your diet coke? No, I do yes. Thank you. Hey

so So tell me I heard that your your your husband got fired because well He is doing things that normally he wouldn't have time to do. Like wash off the chocolate syrup on his chest. And now he's like Mr. Mom and he's like daddy daycare and daddy carpool and carpool daycare and carpool mom and all those stuff. Carpool tunnel syndrome, he drives in tunnels. He has a solution.

Okay Whitney, I need you to center. Oh wow, thanks. Yeah, he's everything's fine. He's been very supportive of me hustling, but I felt pressure because I'm the sole provider. I was like, yeah, me too, because my sister's in a divorce. And I'm like, I'm trying not to carry her babe. But it's like really hard, you know?

And then really goes, yeah, because when you carry it, that's when it turns into disease. And then we start to have health problems. And at least the Rinna starts getting cancer. It's hard being turns into disease, and then we start to have health problems, and least the Rinna starts getting cancer. It's hard being the sole provider, because I don't even like fish. Anyway, what I realized on carrying a lot of shoes, really, I wear them because you have to really get into restaurants. I used to wear re-box that were just the tops tops and my feet hurt so bad

Luckily, I'm a provider so anyway When we were auditioning Angie was like how about if icing and then you sing then she was like, but what do I sing? So I found her something to sing because I'm a solo provider Yeah, I pick this song called, when the saying stop knocking on my door, I'll stop screaming fuck off in my bra and then trying to cancel my Mormon card again. So Lisa's like, so how did it go? And written he's like, you know, like I carry so much from my childhood, you know? And like I connect with Curtis and I still talk to him and like when I'm

read, when I'm weak, I reach out to Curtis. And she's like, yeah, you know, it's funny that you brought that up, you know, like childhood abuse and trauma because when I went to dinner with John, like I wasn't feeling good and I was like, what's my saying? Was it Curtis? I don't know who Curtis says. It's my brother. Yeah, anyway, so I was like, I want a better relationship with Curtis. Who's got that? Okay, Whitney, I don't think you're trying, I don't think I understand what I'm doing here. I'm trying to pivot away from yours talking points onto mine and you're like water and I'm like a car That's hydroplanning on you right now. I'm just trying to get back on the road. Okay. Yeah, you know why it turns out

I want to like a better relationship with God. Is that weird? She's no Go to starting up with God calm and sign up and they'll start coming to your door every day of your life You know, even though it's not for me, I have zero hatred in my heart towards the church. I think Lisa is Mormon because she loves God and she loves community. Like, good for her. I love that for her. Hey, I was going to say, I think I want to hear what you have to say first. Other me, nothing. I didn't have anything to say. I just wanted to say that ever since my childhood trauma, I've been feeling that I need some healing. Yeah. Thank

God I'm on a healing journey. And like I'm feeling good for your healing journey, even if it's about something I'm really not that into anymore like God in church. And the kids skate by and Lisa's like, how I had me. I love you my little hand. You're my little hand, Henry. Wow. Hands are scary. They hurt me once.

And so Lisa's like, I'm feeling like I'm not me. Yeah, me too. Child to trauma. Yeah, I'm feeling like I'm not me. Yeah, I mean to childhood trauma. Yeah, because I'm absorbing too much. That reminds me of my childhood. I need a shaft. Like, do these two even know that they're with each other? They're not talking to each other at all. They just like wait for a pause and then just keep on with their own conversation with themself Yeah, it's exactly. So Lisa is complaining about Heather again. And she's like, I mean, this is crazy. I mean, if she had never used her dad to lie about me, I wouldn't have used her dad to tell the truth about me.

And her dad should have been off limits to her. And by the way, I have done nothing to not being merits, being friends with them. Yes, that's right A lot of double negatives happening and I have not done not nothing for anyone to not say in the not most childish way to not say Who doesn't want to be friends with Lisa like can you believe that someone with so immature to say who doesn't want to be friends with Lisa and And as you have flashback and Lisa saying who here doesn't want to be friends with me and then you see a flashback and Lisa saying, who here doesn't want to be friends with me.

And Wendy goes, we have so much in common. What I'm hearing is that you can be a good friend and not take it on. And Lisa actually says, etsepios, etsepios. It's like you are talking to a person with an abuse storyline at the moment.

Could you not? Could we think about our words a little bit about her? And she's like, well, I love Heather, but this situation has been difficult to, the situation has been difficult to get to nap. Can we start over from the basketball? Let's start from the basketball. Oh my God, my spouse.

My spouse. My bounce, nice bounce. Nice bounce, nice bounce. Hey, nice same eye. Pretty, pretty shot. So when he's like, I mean, after a night we were such good friends and we talked every day, we were like, really close.

And I just, I hate to be in this gray area with Heather. I really wish we could just walk, work through this because I value her friendship But maybe I should just believe her. Maybe I did lose her forever Dun dun dun So then we got a Heather's house and she's got a card on her fridge. It says good time girl with the drawing of her face Well, they short one up. They show a it right up there, show a picture of her dad. They show a picture of her dad. Like, it's like a black one picture of like,

Oh, her Julie departed father and they got a good time girl. So, um, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, uh, Whitney, you actually have to knock with your hand on the door. I was talking about my chest look knockers so Heather's there's like I am Dying I am overwhelmed by life kids friends and in the meantime, I'm trying to run a beauty lab and write this book I have what's the phrase for it a lot on your plate. Thank you, Dr. Wendy. Thank you for coming here to tell me that.

So she says she misses bad weather. And Whitney's like, I want you to know, I'm not here to fight. I'm here to be real. We're friends and we could talk about things. In fact, on the way over, I was like, why am I chasing Heather down? Heather's like chasing me down.

I feel like we're in this together with me. I don't think you coming over here is chasing me down. Was I running away from you as you walked in the door? Yes, but that's not the same. I guess it's sort of the same. Okay, well, I'm tired now. I'm both sitting here, so you caught me. You can't chase someone who doesn't run bitch.

Okay, so what do you have to say? And Whitney's like, but hear me out. So many things have happened to me since Arizona, like realizing that I'm dealing with trauma from my childhood. Uh, yeah, so I am desperately trying to be there for you, but I know I did a lot of things wrong in Arizona. No, but wait, more things have happened since then. When Justin was fired, he didn't call me. And Heather's like, I didn't know Justin was fired. I had no idea. Yeah, Justin fired as if it wasn't all over the news. Like everyone did and she's like I wanted to pick up the phone and call you but it was really hard

To pick up the phone It's heavy. There's so much stress. Do I think it's stumed from the girls trip? Yeah I don't think you understood where I was at in my life and how devastating it was to me and it hurt me. Well, that makes me feel confused actually because you had a dance routine. I mean, there's someone who loves me, someone who shows up at my choir audition with a dance routine and fringe. That doesn't feel like distance. That's my friend and then you say, I couldn't even tell you that my husband lost a job because I've been so shitty. I mean, what sort my friend. And then you say, I couldn't even tell you that my husband lost a job because, because I've been so shitty.

I mean, what sort of friend wears fringe and then accuses the other friend of that sort of thing, Whitney? Heather just turns into totally, I am the victim. Like she becomes like your mom, you know, whenever you're trying to have an argument with your mom. And she's like, well, I'm sorry that I gave up my life for you. I'm sorry. You know, you're, oh, geez. So, and she's like, well, I'm sorry that I gave up my life for you. I'm sorry. You know, you're, oh, geez. So and she's really good at it. She is. I was sad. I was sad that Heather

seems to have retired her horrible, horrible thing, where she was saying, that's a horrible, horrible thing to say because I really love when she nails that point home, you know. Now she's full on just mom victim, right. Yeah. So Whitney's like, but you had an event and I showed up for you there just, um, but you were harping pain this whole time and resentment. She's like, it's not herbring. I'm calling out awkwardness. She's like, well, I'm glad I had an event that you could show up for and be the hero when I'm the asshole who's ignored you for two weeks. It's not like that Heather. It's just that I was able to show up and you're being an asshole because you ignore me for two weeks. See, that's what I'm saying. This is the reaction.

This reaction is the reason why I've been waiting to have a conversation with Heather because when things get harder and comfortable, she shuts down and stops listening and stops hearing and stops listening and stops hearing and stops listening and stops hearing and stops listening and stops hearing You're in your cycle again. Sorry. Sorry There are new what new cycle yeah, Heather says well, it's hard for Lisa Barlow to let things go too It's just yeah, and so like you know, we were both making progress with Lisa and now I'm like how's this gonna work out for me if I'm the only one making progress with Lisa. She's oh so now you're saying you feel stuck between your loyalty to Lisa Barlow and

to me? No no the whole Twitter thing came out of nowhere and I was upset with her about that too But she also felt like she was defining herself or defending Defend from the top. No Okay basketball. Hey, what a great day for basketball Nice pass. Nice. Get out of my house you evil fucking witch So she's like yeah, but you know like the Twitter thing came out of nowhere And I was upset for her on that too

But then she also felt that she was defending herself and I can't argue that Like we're not listening to her side and others like no, we're not listening to Lisa burlose side What are you talking about she's you have it you caught a liar Heather the liar she is a liar I love how you're bringing up how she's how right she was and the way she hurt me hey listen to me okay listen to my feelings okay because even though I'm good with my words I also have feelings that I would like to be heard and you want to walk in and be like not only your bad friend, but you've also completely ignored me in a huge crisis which is unfair and untrue and that crushes me and that you would take

this opportunity to exploit me and make it look like I've been a bad friend because I didn't find out on social media about Justin. Yeah, these two. Okay, so Whitney, the most offensive thing is calling somebody a liar. You were just both calling each other liars two weeks ago. Like, we're supposed to be falling down from this. So Whitney's like, but how did you know? Now then, wait, let's take another step back. How did you not know I was going through all of this? That right there is the dinger.

I've always wondered what the dinger was. Now I know. Okay, if you want me to know something that's beautiful to hurt, that's hurtful, that I'm not responsible. response tell me I'm in trouble for a rumor I've never heard sure I read it somewhere many times but I never heard it and that's a big difference I'm in trouble for horrible event that I'd even know about I'm sorry that I'm not well first in gossip than the gossip mill and Lisa's not calling me to tell me all the shit that goes on my life every day I'm sorry so I mean and sit here and watch you on my couch, my best friend, and my cousin, and like you're on my couch, and you explain to me how I shouldn't be hurt by what Lisa did, this should be very clear to you. And the fact that you want to represent for her is deeply offended to me. How dare you? And she's like, I'm not representing anyone,

but myself. That's great. Well, you're repping for yourself, but not for me. And that's the point. And I'm gonna get up in my crazy outfit that I'm in right now. And I'm gonna walk right across the living room

to a door, which I'm assuming is my bed. This house is laid out so crazy. I can't really explain to you what I'm doing right now, but I'm doing it. Every time I bring up Lisa, it's like, I'm having Lisa's back, but I'm just trying to understand what the lie was, Heather. And she's like, no, the lie was when I sat to her in LA

that my dad died and you texted me two days later and that was the lie. Okay. And what needs like I don't even recognize Heather. Something big must be happening in her life. Like her dad must have died. And then it's like I am tired and I am done. Goodbye. And so Whitney just opens her bedroom door and she's like, Heather, it's not a game Heather It's not a game and she's like listen, I've done my job today. Goodbye everyone. Go home everyone. I'm done for the day She throws her mic pack out also. She's like, I am gonna be in here watching house hundreds until you all leave my home Yeah

You know, I like Heather in general, but God, she's wrong all the time. I feel like in most fights on here, it's Heather that's wrong. And what's so crazy is that she seems like she's right all the time. Like she seems like she would be the one who's right all the time. But man, I mean, you're going, she's gone up against Lisa the most, right? But she's gone up against pretty much everyone. And I'm like, wow, you're even wrong in fights against Jen Shaw. I mean, it's amazing. Yeah, I mean, I think it's weird that Heather was so chill about Angie Herrington being at the choir.

I think that everything with this, like she got her info wrong about Lisa. Lisa probably should not have tweeted out like the full on obituary, but yeah, it's her. I find my head spinning with this show because I really kind of can't keep all the things straight. There's so much chaos happening. And I'm just like, I'm just going to go on for the long for the ride.

Well, you know what the episode was called right? Quire of chaos. So there you go. Wow. It was it was a choir of chaos. Well anyway, we're getting off the choir of chaos. So there you go. Wow, it was, it was a choir of chaos. Yeah. Well anyway, we're getting off the choir of chaos right right now. Thanks everyone for being here. We'll be back with some winter house tomorrow. And we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone.

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