Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Season 4 Trailer Breakdown!

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

We're recapping the season 4 trailer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shot by shot, frame by frame. This was originally going to be a Patreon exclusive bonus episode, but we've decided to make it free for all!  Enjoy!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87845944See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens when there's so much that crap is Who cares what What happens Kids, what happens when they're so wild and rabbits? You're so pretty, you're so crafty. Oh, but you don't really know how to craft it. Kids, what happens when they're so much that's rabbits? Hello and welcome to the WatcherCrapins bonus episode. If you're listening to this, that means to support us on Yield Patreon. So thank you very much. I'm Ben, that's Ronnie, how's it going Ronnie?

Good. Good to see you. Good to be here. Good to see you. Yeah, great. It's exciting, it's a good episode to be on because this is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

So importantly, if you're only listening to this as a bonus episode, that's cool, that's great. We appreciate it, but we are gonna be going through Scene by Scene, Frame by Frame, Shop by Shot of this Salt Lake City trailer. So if you want to watch along with us, that is available as a Creppin's Undemand exclusive. So we're gonna put the trailer right up on the

screen and you're gonna watch along. That's gonna be fun. Salt Lake City is coming back on September 5th, which is very, very soon and I'm really excited to see how this season is. I have had a long standing in essential theory that last season was kind of wacky because they had to fire Jenny at the beginning. And so then they had to spend a lot. I feel like a lot of rest the season playing catch-up with the casting. So now that we have a proper season with casting and everything set up beforehand, I'm excited for what hopefully will be a really good season. Well, the season isn't uphill battle in a lot of ways. I think a lot of people are expecting this to suck because people have been giving

Jen Shaw credit for kind of making this show what it is because she's such a drama queen and stuff. I've always been of the opinion to Jen Shaw sucks. That's been my opinion since the beginning. I found her to be one of the fakes ass housewives who've ever been on. Nothing's real. Everything's a lie. She only loses her shit, you know, to be entertaining or whatever. Now, as time went on, we found out that she really is a lunatic and none of that is faked, which sort of made me actually

enjoy her a little bit more as the show went on. But my opinion didn't really change as far as I don't think the show needs her. I think that she, um, she brought a lot of really, but besides a crime and stealing from elderly, the elderly, but just as a housewife, I think she brought so much just bad stuff to the table. She didn't bring good stuff. She brought fake wealth. She brought lies. She brought screaming and being mean and horrible to people just to be abusive and mean. It was fakery and a lot of times the Salt Lake City housewives are the community theater housewives. We've been calling them that for since episode one of their first season, but Jen just always kind of took me out of it in the end. So I think a lot of people are worried about Gen Shaw not being there. I'm excited to see if I've been correct this whole time and that

the show doesn't need her at all. So we'll see. I've been wrong. I don't like to admit when I've been wrong and I certainly don't want it right down the time so I am wrong. But I hope I'm not this time. Well, it's all like said he has a pretty deep roster. I think it's, I think Salt Lake City is really, I mean, between Lee Sibarlo, Heather Gay, Whitney, and Meredith Marks, that is a good bench. So Jen, like Jen Shaw, not being there is not an issue. And especially since they've brought back Mary Cosby

for the season, I think work would be perfectly fine. So let me get this up on the screen. I'm gonna put this display on like that and we're gonna do a present. We're gonna do a share screen. We're gonna get the window up here. Okay, here it is. Okay, you see it, Ronnie, you see it.

Sure do, good. Okay, sure it does. All right, perfect. All right, I'm gonna press play also. Let me know if there's any issues with the audio But I think we should be good to go here we go For people at home there was a clock okay, yeah, we have whiteouts on this show not blackouts because there's a lot of snow So we start with the white screen then we fade into snow and a giant

the white screen, then we fade into snow and a giant cuckoo clock. That's in the center of town. A giant clock with the weather vein. It looks to be about 12, 29 pm. Can I just say one of the most foreboding things you can ever see on a real housewives show is a clock. It's time ticking, very, and especially the sound ticked. It's very Carol Radswell's. I have five good summers left. And as someone, you know, getting up there older than housewives age myself, I see this and it's like a

horror movie to me. Just the ticking, talking of time, marching on by, planning how many more faces I can get before it's all said and done, darling. Yeah, no real house I've ever wanted to be reminded of the March of Time. That's the thing that they're actively protesting and doing what are injecting against it. No one wants to see a clock. No one is getting their vagina cryo frozen to listen to foreboding TikTok

and get the beginning of a preview. And I also believe that there's very few housewives that actually can even read a clock. So this is just a trigger for so many different reasons. Okay, so here we go. For three years, we were tormented. I will not do that. Well, well, well, stop.

Can you go back a little bit to this tiny little horn player? Little adorable. Oh, and am I supposed to be able to hear you? Could you play a little bit louder horn player, tiny horn player on top of a church or whatever the fuck you're on top of? And why are you playing with one hand, Mr. Braggert? Only these one hand to trumpet his horn use two hands and play more loudly please thank you. Congratulations you can play careless whisper with your with your

bugle. He's like you know what guys we are going to modernize bugling for the 21st century, okay? No more burper burper that is the most cliched piece of shit. Yes, I'll say it shit. Most cliched piece of shit I've ever bugled, okay? We're doing careless whisper. So good, okay, sorry.

I think I'm gonna get that. Also, some of the images that have happened, that flashed on the screen. First we see Heather with sort of a phypush hat, pirate-esque, okay, in black and white. Then we see Lisa, not in cut, maybe in a bra, but not in caution. Heather's like, I'm gonna dress like a pirate, Lisa's like, I'm gonna wear a bra. So already the theme of this party is already a little bonkers. Right? And then we see, yes I guess this is our pirate party, right?

Because that's my party. Yeah, it's our party. Based on the fact that there's the new girl with a little mustache and goatee, unless that's just her look. Angie, Angie's got like, she's, Angie is back and she is wearing a bandana on her head and it is, looks like it has skulls on it. So she's in her pirate look as well.

Yeah. Okay. Pirate parties. I know that, I do. Sorry. Interesting. Interesting that they would go with that theme right after one of their cast members goes to prison for literally stealing from people. It's kind of what pirates do.

It is a little bit on the nose. Do we think that Whitney is going to say something like, my favorite part about being a pirate is that I get to say yo ho ho because I see a bunch of ho-hoes and I'm not saying yo to them. Walk the pole! Pirates of the stripper polar reunion. Let's see what's going on. You can press play. Sorry I stopped ya. That's okay. I will not deal with lies.

Do you want to talk in truth? I'm all for it. Rude lies. Wait a second. So again, just to confirm, everyone is dressed fully like a pirate to the point where someone actually has a mustache and a beard.

And Lisa Barlow. Well Whitney is dressed in like a sous chef. The hat, much more Whitney's, fire it is doing. Whitney's fire it is like really determined to learn pastry, sheffing. Okay. And Lisa Barlow, you know, things are bad

because she's, she's doing jazz hands. She's doing paparro, paparro, paparro, paparro. Said birds in the bee in the one, two, three. Handsome Papa Roo Papa D.B.B Papa Roo Papa Sidebirds in the B and the 123 The extreme mouth opening still got the Lisa Barlow extreme Papa Panag I'm gonna tell you one thing we're not gonna tell We're not gonna tell in lies If you want a challenge rock

Well, tell in truth But we're not gonna tell in lies Papa D.B.B Hey Okay But we're not gonna have Dylan lot Papa da Papa the baby Okay We're alive You exploited my vagina and lived here You exploited my vagina

That was a brutalized and they cut the Whitney screaming Here You exploited my vagina and they cut to Whitney screaming. Here. What is this? You exploited my vagina. You exploited my vagina. She's at some closed coffee shop. Screaming, you exploited my vagina. Who are you talking about?

And this show is a show that would film next to a giant, giant road cone that has a sign on that says toe away. Cause that's for clue. Does either says toe away or wet paint and Whitney's like, this is where I'm going to have my scene. Next is a big cone.

Maybe she's talking to the cone. Who knows? You exploited my vagina! It's a cone's like, geez lady, sorry, this sign literally says, do not sit. She thought it was just difficult. And lived in here. You want me to go there with Hussby? Not sit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Marit, well, wait, is this other Meredith? It's like, is this like some twin peak shit? It's like Meredith is not even a Meredith. She's not even a Meredith.

She's yelling at short Meredith. Like, I assumed it was Lisa, but now I'm starting to say, that's Meredith. That is. That is so weird. It's like Battlestar Galactica. She's just like coming out of the goo because she's got slipped hair back to you.

She's like coming out of the human goo to become Meredith. Listen, small me. I am not gonna tolerate the small versions of my antics. Okay. When you like the certain thing about husbands, why don't we start packingurfers and some husbands? I don't know what multiplayer so you came for as long as you're here. What we're gonna do is make any sort of assumptions about my son's sexuality.

My son may be gay in your universe, small me, but in this universe he's not in the clear of anything. So, wow. That's good to say, there's no universe that Brooks is not gay. I don't know how you slice lemons in your universe, small me, but in my universe it takes a family. I don't know how many different kinds of bringing to you is in your five being salad universe leaning And my only use five and we have three pairs of family hands on every woman cut If you're gonna come to my universe and tell me that the dominant Meredith Mark salad is actually an egg salad Well, I have news for you because around here. It's a being salad That's the way I love doing Meredith again because the creaking in my chair just goes crazy.

So it's just so much like, my chair's like, I also love that Meredith just does, like Meredith is just fully Meredith. Like this is the most Meredith stands. Like Meredith is towering over, I have to assume this is Lisa, but she just got the head cocked, she got the finger up and saying, if you think that Mrs. Probra, I mean, I want to make you don't really answer. I'm a white. Her voice is swinging, you see her hair swinging over and make her point. I'm a laughter blank.

That's going up up up there. If you think that in your universe, it's unacceptable to stick your toe up into your husband's table. I have news for you here. It's very welcome. Thank you very much. All right. So if she yelling right, you know what I'm talking about.

Don't. Don't. Oh, my chest. There's no need for context. You just don't. Okay. Let me rewind a bit. I literally just pulled a muscle in my chest right now. Oh, okay.

And live in here. Do you want me to go there with husband? I can go there. Joke. With me. No. Well, actually, you're my toddler. Okay.

I think that is Lisa, cause she has the Lisa blink. You know, Lisa gets the Teresa Judei splink when she's in trouble. You know? Yeah, you can see her eyes blinking really fast. It really goes down like an elevator. Yep, now a second floor, first floor, second floor, first floor. Yeah. No!

My land! Wait, wait. Okay, so now, by the way, it's now 2.40pm in Salt Lake City, some time is best. Wow, we're really leaning into clocks. This is a different clock. This is a different giant clock that they're giving us a close-up of. So, this is a very good time of the season.

This is a very competitive clock because it says AE Better Ridge. So it's like, sorry, we're just kind of like a better ridge than the first clock. Or Better Ridge, not first clock. Or a better edge than not first clock. Got a first clock? Fuck the ridge. Just a fucking ridge.

And it's time to end it. This season on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The fun games. Fun and games. Fun and games. Oh god. Here's a good fun and game. Mary Cossby trying to walk in a door.

Yeah. She opens a door and then is like, oh my God, there's something on the other end of the door. Oh. Whoa. She's like, just gonna walk through and, oh my God, there's a room. There's so much to say about this.

Is this Meredith store? Why is there an LED strip hanging like that? Not behind anything, just hanging there. Why is there a shovel to the left of the door? Like I get, it's, it's, it's not like you need a shovel, but I feel like there's gotta be a more artful way of placing your shovel.

None of this is cute. Why does Mary not know how to come into a door? Okay, but even before this, I love that they're still leaning into Angie's only thing is she's Greek. That's her only thing. She's like, oh, Bob, quick, remember everybody. Yes, Angie, we fucking know, okay? We're very impressed.

We're very impressed with your little grape leaf burritos called Dolas, okay? I've appropriated them as a Lebanese man, okay? I love them. Congratulations. Can we move on? I'm surprised that she is not sporting her evil eye because she loves that. She loves when the evil eye. We also I love this So there's like a polar bear challenge because some people jump in the water, but watching it in reverse. It looks like the earth is actually just spitting out Please send Whitney is actually just spitting out. Please sign with me. Please sign with me.

There it is, like, I am going to create something right now. Please welcome new humans. Mm. Please sign with me. Please sign with me. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be back out there. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my. Oh, whoa. Here I am. Somebody rescue me. Quick. Somebody rescue me quick. Come on. Mary, that's a sincere request, by the way.

She's like, I'm like closet. She's still doing this from her closet, you know. I just like, I'm loving. Come on, you've heard it. Someone startled Heather by dressing as a creepy bunny in her in her car. That's what that scream was about. Mary says someone farted now. Who's she with? It looks like from Shaz of Sunset.

Asa. Oh, wow. This is the new girl. I don't have no idea what her name is. But I'm getting ause vibes. It's a little bit of ause in her. She loves a fart joke. She loves when somebody says it smells like fart,

because she's like, oh my God, dead. Literally dead, because you said fart. Literally on the floor dying, laughing, but you said fart. Back was hilarious. She doesn't realize that Mary's actually using her affording. She's not quite gone, that leap of logic yet.

So this is the new housewife because she's very into Salt Lake City fashions, okay? She's wearing a green pair of panties with a see-through skirt that comes up to kind of her ribcage and then one of those cross cross chest top kind of things it doesn't fit right and it looks like she's she trying to fold it under to fit right I mean

she's a mess fashion-wise she's as messy as she should be on this show. She definitely looks like she's cupping her breasts with two large leaves of kale, like the dinosaur kale, you know? And the top doesn't match the skirt. I'm gonna go ahead and say she's gonna be a great housewife because she looks like a disaster. Yeah, I'm feeling good about it. I'm also really intrigued. I keep on looking at this.

Whatever this thing is in the corner, it's like a red. Me? Well, here we go. Hold on, I'm gonna move you for a second. I'm gonna move you over here. I'm looking at this, whatever this thing is in the corner, it's like a red. Me? Well, here we go, hold on, I'm gonna move you for a second. I'm gonna move you over here. Oh, I won't let me move you, I was trying to move your box around. Okay, well, you're covering up this thing, share weight. Ah, now we're both covering it up. There, this little red thing with the green tuffton it.

What is that, is that a vase, is it a planter, or is it a tissue box? That is a little planter. It's got a planter. You know, I'm a little worried about my area of the shop. This is where they are, right? There are a lot of worrisome things in here. Although I would start believing in you more if you got this girl in a decent outfit, the new girl.

Cause this is a lot. That would definitely help. Okay. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it.

We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. We've heard it. Is that that funny Thomas just white is Heather's family?

Another cousin in the back seat. It looks not unlike Justin with his husband. Let's be honest. Put a thong and some mud on that guy and you've got Justin. Wow, I know the job market's tough but I didn't realize that this is what it comes to for Justin. Poor guy. Poor, poor, he for, for all, because I did a sex painting scene on TV. Hehehe. Come on, shoes. Here comes one right now. I was at a nursery. I just asked, do you still want to do this?

He's like, do you? And I was like, I don't know. When you tell you a compelling story, yeah. It's like, I don't know. It's like, I don't know. It's like, I don't know. Then he asked me, do I want to do it? And I was like, I don't know. When you tell you a compelling story, yeah. It's like, I don't know. It's an excellent thing. When I do this, he's like, I don't know. Then he asked me, do I want to do it? And I was like, I don't know.

And then the heater went on. I was like, did you put the heater on? Because I put the AC on. He said, oh, yeah, I put the heater on, back. So then, okay, I put the AC back on. It's like a lot. Whitney starts, first of all, she started getting her eyebrows

microplated about three years too late. And I think think is that over now? Michael please please set it be over because it's one of the most ridiculous trends I've ever seen it looks harmful to just be painting yourself like I don't know I think it's harmful there's something harmful about it but I didn't know that. I mean. That's what we're all the test micro-bladings. I'm like, okay, let's try this. Can we try this pocket? All right. I asked Justin, are you sure you want to do this?

And he's like, I don't know, are you sure? And I was like, try it on my shirt first. I was like, do you like it? And he's like, I don't know. Do you like it? And I was like, I don't know. Do it again. I'm over here on the shirt.

Whitney's eyebrows right now are definitely reminding me of my first few attempts to make an avatar on my Nintendo Wii. Definitely. You know, when you make you choose your eyebrows, and you're like, what happens if I bring them really downloads my eyes? Like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now we're going to them into the room.

Nintendo, we, you know what else does this? The Apple emoji thing. So I'm blaming both of those things. They're such fat chambers. Like, can I just make myself jubbi? They won't let me. Like the fatdest they'll make you is like a waste size 32.

I'm like, I'm fatter than this. Angie's food just falling off her fork. It's, I'm just, It's currently on the screen. I'm fascinated because it looks as far as I can tell. Angie has ordered a pile of bread slices. I'm guessing she's ordering hummus because she's creak guys. And it looks like bobbled canoes

or something on there that's falling off. Cause of course. I don't know, there's something dangling there in a very, it's like a triangle of Bobboganeu maybe that's dangling in a way that, it looks like, it looks like, you know, when a helicopter saves a hiker who got lost and they have to evacuate them, it's like some herb is saved by her

fork helicopter at the moment. Yeah, this is dangling there. I don't know, there's a lot of people. I do have a lot of teeth on it. I do have a lot of teeth on it. And this outfit too. She was wearing like some leather off the shoulder dress with a leather bra strap. And she looks crazy as well.

And then a guy behind her just in a T-shirt and a hat backwards that says, Jill, yeah, they're clearly in a classiest accomplishment because this guy here is with his, with his fashions. He's really killing it. She also looks like she's wearing those sleeves that Cheryl Crow was trying to make happen

where you don't use toilet paper, you use your sleeves instead. Do you remember that? She's such a fucking loony tune out lady. Why isn't Cheryl Crow among these shows? She should be. You know, that was a crazy shit I ever heard. Okay, sorry, God.

That's, you still wanna do this? He's like, do you? And I was like, I don't know. To see your wedding ring in the drawer every day, that hurts me. He's like, it was actually a cockaring, so. So, now we have Whitney and her husband are having trouble.

Oh, God, get a job. This guy needs to get a fucking job to see still not have one Because it does something. Oh come on then move cities where the guy can actually get a fucking job after doing a sex scene on TV And what is Whitney wiping her eyes with why can't Whitney even wipe her eyes correctly? What was that? Let's say we're going back It's it's not even a napkin. What is that? It's not even in the napkin. What is it? Did you bring a children's shirt

into this restaurant to cry into? It wasn't because of the sleep. It's like a toddler's sleeve. What is it? I think it's like maybe her roll up is like unrolled up. Like she just started to unfurl up but then decided to cry instead. I think she's crying into her jacket

when she's in a restaurant with napkins. I don't know what she's doing. I don't have to say, Justin's not liking great. Justin's not liking. Not listening. Like he's been out of work for a while. Defeated.

I'll tell you who's having a great time as this kid. He's telling something, he's bouncing in his chair. He's telling some story. Look at him. He's like laughing. He's having a great time. He has no idea that America's falling apart behind him. That's a good parent because the parent was just like,

what happened in school and then they put on a face like they're actually listening to the kid. And that's how kids react when they have parents act like they give a shit. You know, it's a good good job on the parenting over there. That kid has no idea that he's sitting right behind a guy who is fired for slathering himself with chocolate syrup and rolling around on a tarp with his wife. Justin looks so bad. It's like in the old days on tube TVs when they were just done showing TV and they would

just turn on the Fuzz channel. That's what he looks like. He's just static. I mean his shirt does look like static. The national anthem has just played. And this is the end for Justin I think. Who is the real Monica? Monica. I was John and Seth.

Uh oh, who's the real Monica? And she's like, I'd fuck both of your husbands. She's wearing a crown. She's wearing a tiara on a beach and a sleeveless t shirt that says sexy a f ish and she has a sash. I don't know if this is a bad short part of your knot, but Lisa is sitting in a beach chair crumpled up like clearly does the her body language could not show more how much she just likes Monica because she has folded herself up into her first-ass Japan.

She is. She is. Fetal in Versace. She has like a little cup. She has a tiny tiny cup. I feel like she got this off of ranch. What are those shots of? I don't know, but I feel like she got a cup specifically because it could fit into the chair. Like the chair has like a tiny little cup holder just that that way it can say it as cup holder, but no cup actually fits in it except for this cup. Um, is this fan-to-promp rules and they're all taking shots of ranch?

Like are we at Katie's wedding? What are they taking shots of? One can hope. And Seth, I was married in the temple, and then I was excommunicated. I went in. Heather, that's Monica telling Heather. Heather has a look like bitch,

you better not take my storyline because I'm going on to see another one. Another one. Another one. It's like the third person who's trying to steal her storyline. I like that Heather's just fully committed to having her time out the whole time now.

That's just how she's going. That's always kind of how the impression of her has been. But now she just hasn't always resting on her lower teeth. I love it. And this Monica chick, I don't know that I need another X communication. Can we actually get a show with Mormons who are at Temple fighting with each other at Temple?

Because I'm kind of more into that now. I feel like they will never go on this show. Kind of like definitely not. This goes against all the laws. I went into the Louis Vuitton store. I was horrible, I can have anything I want and like I bought a bag. I want to have something like nice around them. That's her trauma. I had to buy a Louis Vuitton back. I just wanted something nice.

I'm in a new store. And I like had to buy a Louis Vuitton back because I wanted something nice around them. And what is... What's this like? I'm not K's. I love it. And what did Lisa say? Well, yeah, because in the middle of this story that she's telling about having to buy

a Louis Vuitton thing. I'm a carcass. I can have anything I want. Well, yeah, because in the middle of this story that she's telling about having to be by a Louis Vuitton thing Lisa is telling I guess Monica Monica has a giant plate of something. It's is this a Monica's kind of winning in my Is it's terrible that I'm loving Monica? I mean, I love that plate of food And I like she's crying about buying Louis Vuitton and I love that she's telling everyone she's gonna fuck their husbands. Why do I love her? Is I have a question does Monica have to Oversized Kenola's with a tiny cherry on top on her plate. What is happening here? I think the way that it's

Presented to us it could be what it's like a choose your own adventure because to me that could be like two giant crepes filled with ice cream It could be two giant chocolate croissants. Are they striped? What is that? Are they too bereaved? Are they lopsop- Are they pineapples? What does the cherry have to do with it?

At least the barloas, of course, has nothing on her plate. So, but- I think I want it in like, I bought it back. I want it on something like nice. I don't have something like that. So did they hire somebody poor, and then she's like saying she feels insecure

around these women, and so she's spending money that she doesn't have, because I kinda like that, because they're not kidding in this town. Last year I think they had someone, remember when that girl they had last year, who I don't think is back this year, I forgot her name. Dana, Dana, Dana? Was that her?

Dana. When she's like, you're making fun of the poor part of town where I'm from. What? Carol, kick your ass bitch. At the reunion, she's like, God, all tough. She's like, you don't fuck with me, the part of town. I'm from, and they're like, oh yeah,

the rough, tumbling streets of, so they're too old or whatever. Yeah. I love that Monica is complaining to the ghost of Kelly Quoco Future, and and who I think probably works at a FedExKin goes she's like, ma'am, I'm just here to help you with your notarizations. She kind of looks like Kelly Dodd's mom, but with like a good haircut. I'm just coming from the downstairs, I mean.

She's got her little present going on there. I guess they're probably the wrapping gifts I'm gonna say. I want to have something nice around them. I f***ed my f*** for 18 months. Now she has a crazy fascinator on. As you just said, I fucked my fucking fuck for 18, what did she say? Oh no.

18 months. She's right about fucking something for 18 months. I fucked my fucking brother. What did she say? I fucked my fucking step brother or something for 18 months. She's gonna be something fucked. My... Oh, and then the cutaway, just the Angie's steering.

For a friend. My fucking friend? Something friend. But why would have to be bleeped out? I f***ed my f***ed for 18 months. Oh, for 18 months. So we don't know, they don't show her lips what she's saying. Yeah, they're all saying stepbrother.

I'm gonna say she fucked her stepbrother for 18 months. That's my guess. Because the show's crazy. I wish I could make the quick time things smaller on this. But here is, now Heather's saying, is Jack going on a mission? Heather in extreme skin and max, like gold sunglasses, her hair is up loose and she's in a hot tub, steam, and a bikini, steams everywhere. Is Jack

going on a mission? I have to assume they're on that rooftop in Salt Lake City, which apparently has the only hot tub in the town. Yeah, it's got that one-hot tub. There are some events on that roof. Yeah, it's weird to me. The doctorates is problematic. I don't want to talk about Jack's mission. Okay, submission drama. Uh-oh, mission drama.

So why is it problematic that Jack's going on a mission? Is he'd like too much of a center to be going? And then Heather's like the doctrine as problematic about it. So what does that mean? That, uh, maybe a center and he's going on a mission? He's going on a mission to introduce FreshWolf to poorer communities. I don't want to talk about Jack's mission. I get so emotional again.

I'm like, it's such a big deal. What the, by the way, Jack now has, Jack has that annoying's such a big deal. What the fuck? By the way, Jack now has that annoying hair. Oh, how do my favorite haircut? I fucking hate that hair. I'm so upset that people have done this to teenage boys. Who is doing this to teenage boys? Where they make them all comb their hair forward?

And it just is the dumbest part. It's like a ductile, but backwards. It's crazy. And it's highlighted also. Who, by the way, I's the dumbest, but it's like a ductile, but backwards. It's crazy. And it's highlighted also. Who, by the way, I'm trying to think, like, are there any famous people that have this look? Where are these teenage boys getting this idea that this is a good look? There's literally no one famous who has this look. Yes, there are.

Sam Mendez had it for a little while, but they have stylists to make it like work. You know what I mean? I love what they say. Sam Mendez, I love what they say. I said Sam Men is. I love it. They're like, you know what? The director of American Beauty has a real connected with Gen Z.

I think Sean Men does have this hair for a while. I've seen it on celebrities. It's just, you know, you guys don't have hair styles. You can't pull it off. This is just embarrassed. I think maybe the Jonas, one of the Jonas kids are so... Oh really? Yeah. This is not...

Look how it's looking right into the camera like I'm gonna fuck so much on mission. I can't wait to go on my vacation. Yeah, I'm fucking the whole town, I'm fucking the whole country I go to. It's hard not to fuck when you got this haircut. I'm alright the whole country I go to. It's hard not to fuck when you got this haircut. I'm alright, hey ladies. I can't wait to take this haircut to other countries. I'm on the mission to spread this haircut. Party in the front and another smaller low-key party also just right behind it.

It's almost like two parties, right? It's almost like a cocktail party, but then behind it's like a dance party. It's like what I'm saying is it's a bar mitzvah, and there's a tent for the kids, and a tent for the parents. It's part of my hair. We gotta get off him, he's creeping me out.

He's got like a creepy look right now. What the frick's the rumor with Angie Kitt? You're not even curious at all. I don't wanna hear any of it. Monica saying, Monicaant of Whitney. Monica's pulling her salad away from Whitney because she doesn't even trust Whitney anymore. She's like, you will not be getting near my healthy greens. And Seth, what does that say? What's the freaking rumor with? What's the freaking rumor with with Angie Kay.

So which one's Angie Kay is the one who's still on the show? And Angie H is the one who's not on the show, right? Exactly. You're not even curious at all. I don't wanna hear any of it. By the way, Whitney is just merely talking about general education. Whitney, would you care to educate yourself on something?

So you've never taken one math class. No, never curious about it. Are you interested about Isosli's triangles? I don't want to hear anything. Nothing. If you want to hear nothing about it. Grammar, do you even want to know it's on TV? Did not I have a TV guy? Not interested, knowing anything, nothing.

Are you interested in learning about current events? Don't want to hear any of it. Okay. I don't want to hear any of it. Heather likes to drop the grenade and run. I'm sorry, I had to pause this. Well, that's what you do. You don't drop a grenade and stand there, Lisa.

You drop the grenade and you fucking run. Actually, it's better throw the grenade from far away and then slowly walk away. So I would suggest doing that. But for the most part. Yeah, grenades you really shouldn't hang around after you've given them. So they're generally part of like the,

part of their branding is sort of you drop them leave. Yeah, boom. Yeah. By the way, also exciting to see that Lisa has never formally learned how to use a knife because she's trying to cut prosciutto, but she's just sort of like sliding her knife onto a piece. That's how Lisa eats.

And then she goes, oh my god, I ate so much. It was like crazy. I was eating so much. You got it. She has prosciudo on her fork. Okay, so in her left hand, she has her fork and there's Pujudo on there. And then on her right hand, she has her knife

and there's just loose Pujudo on the plate and she's just sort of like sort of slicing through it, trying to make a dent. This is someone who does not eat. What even is that? I think is that a biscuit biscuit and prosy to that would that would track on this show. Yeah I stood up for our marriage and for our family units. You know electors gonna hear about this Uh-oh Did you say animal electric's gonna hear about this. Uh-oh.

Did he say Hannibal Lecter's gonna hear about this? He said Electra, because their kid are named after Greek God's rich. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, affair, someone brought up the affair, she admitted that he had an affair, but said, I still love him and forgive him, right? And he's saying, now he's crying and saying, now our fucking kid's gonna know, think a lot. Thanks a lot, to which I say, don't stick your dick in somebody else. And then get all upset that it came out, sir, if that's what happened, if not, you're hot, stay hot.

But yeah, call me. And she's like, the way I process trauma and infidelity is I like to pretend that our comforter is the control panel of a spaceship. Beep, beep, beep. He's so cute. The electrician's going to hear about this. I don't like the way you treat women and talk about women. Oh my god, the cops are on the show really. Now they're in bonnets.

They're like really all in bonnets. Fighting in bonnets. I do not like the way you literally trade back, talk about me, I'm in a body right now. Talk about women. Wake up, bubble head. Mary, wake up. Wake up. Bob will hit. Mary wake up. Bubble head. To Whitney. Whitney does not understand what's happening. Whitney is so confused. My Mary, it's so hilarious. And I don't even know. Then now we have this. Now we need to drag.

I don't even know. Now we have this. Now we need to drag. Well, it feels like you two must be talking a lot of shit. I don't even shut the f*** up. You want me to shut the f*** up? So Heather and Whitney are still fighting. CUP! Do you have a new button? No, I don't. I'm on play all the time. You ready to turn the flag with eyes? What did you just say?

It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Okay, we have to describe what we're saying. Okay, so Heather and Whitney fight. Obviously, then we go to another Sprinter van, which is where Mary and Lisa have already fought before. They've already fought on the Sprinter van before. That was their biggest fight. And so nowberry is telling her, do you have a mute button? And they says like, no, I'm up there all the time. And what are their shirts? Say they're wearing t-shirts for something.

Says, all truh, I'm all little truh. I can't say, I just see like, we'll be all the way through. We'll be all the way through. Go back to what Whitney's wearing. Okay, I'm going back. All truh, no real, no wearing. Okay, I'm going back. All true. No real, no real, all true.

Know something all true. They call truth. I don't know. Commissars, here comes one right now. Anyway, so, I guess they're having a drag queen party where they all have to dress like drag queens because I think that's Whitney's thing now She does like drag brunch somewhere. Yeah, so now Angie Kay is behind Meredith and she says this. This is like This little room just made me die

You look like a trampoline with eyes Who did you say that to? To Meredith. You look like a trampoline with eyes. Meredith is like, excuse me. Did you call me a tramp? What does that mean? A trampoline with eyes.

What is that mean? A flat circle. You look like a trampoline with eyes. Why did you say you had to merit it? circle you look like a trampoline with eyes And why did they get to merit it They're all dressed like drag queens this show is too much my god. I've missed you so Oh good a good classic Meredith Marks. I am pissed off right now, and I'm gonna walk about six feet away. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. She is walking on jacks, you know, like someone has just spilled jacks on the ground, and she's, she's, she's walking barefoot. Look at her try and make it through there. Like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I am really pissed off. Excuse me, please mind your feet. I'm walking through pissed off. Like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Is there gravel? Is there gravel, Monica's like,

you think you stepped on a jack back here? Oh no, she dropped. You dropped in the earring, Mayor. Do you want to come back and yell at us again with the earring? I love a full body shaking mad Meredith who can't walk straight. That shit's hilarious. It's really f**king pissed off.

By the way, they are on a boat and I have to say congrats to Salt Lake City finally getting to go on vacation somewhere that is not in the southwest of America. Looks like they're somewhere that involves the passport that long last. Or reser? I don't know that I trust this show. I don't think the gym shop at all might have been an excuse. Raw! Heather, she is your out of control. You fucking always sedate with your horse tranquilizers.

Shhh. She's saying you use your businesses to wash your money. You are a fucking bolly and a fucking troll. There's a, I mean, this is, this looks so good. There's a money laundering. Money laundering, it's this money laundering accusation. Lisa is saying to Angie K about money laundering. This is, and then Angie K is accusing Heather

of being on horse tranquilizers. No, Monica. Monica, yeah, that's Monica. The horse tranquilizers. No, that was her. I heard you're right, it was Angie K. I think Monica. Monica. Monica. Yeah, that's Monica. Yeah, that's Monica. No, that was your ride. It was Angie Kay. I think Monica yelled at her at first.

Monica's just stuck in my face because she's the pirate with the Johnny Depp. She overcomitted to the costume. She overcomitted to the costume team. Like my friend, she told me once that she was in New York City and she always, my friend has like sort of a different version of reality and she got invited to a costume party.

In New York City, everyone was like 20 something. This one we're all in our 20s. So it was like trendy costume parties. Everyone shows up as trendy something. And she came up to us like an M&M. And she was so out of place. And that's what reminds me. This is what Monica Rose in reminding me here.

She sort of went a little to like true costumes instead of like fun adult costume and now she looks amazing. It's amazing. Watching this lady fight in a mustache and her pirate outfit and then Angie saying, go take your horse tranquilizers and get out of here. She is your out of control. It's all sedated with your horse tranquilizers.

She's saying you use your businesses to wash your money. You are a fucking bully in a fucking troll. Your time is up. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Your bags and go. Oh.

It's a back to time. Wait, a little bit back to time. We wrapped it up with time and then she said And then this is we see wash your money. So they're saying Angie is a criminal too and she's watching her But I love it because Angie got brought in by Jen Yeah, and then we see the title card. We see the real housewives and there's like a little button There's a little button at the end of this. Do you think I look in bread? I do.

I do. I do. I do. I do. Of course, Mary Cosby. It's so funny. I mean, Mary Cosby's like fucking her grandpa about whatever. Yeah, not a terrible point. God Wow, he's so that was a great trailer. That was that was a really really great trailer

So I'm feeling great about the season. I'm actually really excited for this right? I think it's all like city good job. So when does this come back? September 5th, I believe Which is a Tuesday. Wow, we have a lot of real housewives out. We have OC, Atlanta, New York, and Salt Lake City. That's four housewives on it once. That's a little crazy. Well, that's a lot.

But Atlanta, I think ends next week. I read on Twitter that next week is a season finale. So then they'll have three reunions, probably. So that's like five more weeks of that. So let's see here. We'd go. That would make sense. Because Roni is still only on episode five.

One, two, three, four, five. So yeah, I guess the 17th it'll be over, end of September, middle to end of September. Wow, well, here we go. We're excited for these season. Me too. Well, we have a little bit of time before that starts up and our next bonus episode is going to be a trailer breakdown of Southern Charm. So it hits keep on coming. Thanks everyone for listening and for watching. We

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