Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a disgruntled Top Golf employee. I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, enjoy this recap. To get the full experience, WATCH us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56087676 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: https://apple.co/3ylGbHwOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me on this very, very, super special episode.

It's Ronnie Caram. What's up Ronnie? Oh god. Ronnie, I love this new look for you. Oh, you're me to put this picture up so soon. I was just keeping this crazy ass Mary Cosby looking insane picture to show you later. We're doing crap is on demand. This is a we're talking real housewives of Salt Lake City premiere and speak, it's, we, listen, we have to do an on demand for it. So here we are. You can see us. You can see our beautiful faces and even Mary Cosby because it's just, it's too much.

This is a super size huge premiere. It's the one that everyone's been waiting for and talking about. The first two minutes were released to the internet last week and everyone was just going nuts about it and we kept it on the inside. We're going to wait for the big premiere and here we are. But before we dive into it, in case you missed the news, we have partnered with Spotify and Spotify's new app, Green Room, which is live voice chat. Okay, and what's gonna happen is every Monday,

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based so much on our podcast. They'd be, they'd be so confused. Humans in the 21st century were very obsessed with Botox and money and vaginal adjuvenation. Strange cultural phenomenon. Yes, well listen, if you want to be in charge of history, write it, okay? That's in the past all of us.

Let's just write our own history, okay? That's why we have an Instagram. Or that's why you become a real housewife. You can write your own history with perhaps your own project. So Ronnie, what did you think, just like a quick hot take? What did you think about this premiere coming back to me? Amazing. I mean, listen, it's been a rough year.

It's been a rough year for housewives shows. And every show I'm sure on TV, but we only watch Robo's. This is all I know. It's been a rough year, guys. Okay. There's been a lot of housewives who have struggled with COVID and everything else. How a Salt Lake City came out running.

I mean, they did great their first season, but then we had Orange County, lame season, then we had New York, not the best. But real Housewives of Beverly Hills is doing a great job, I think, as well. But we need some lifters. We need some fun criminality. The Erica thing is like, did she do this to the war fans? Did she do this?

No, Jen Shaw did this and she did it to your Mima, okay? So that makes it more fun. It makes the pitchforks. It's like, yes, now I can actually jab someone with the pitchfork. We're with Erica, you're like, oh, I'm having to say that cause what a fairy can't know.

Like, you have to be like, oh, we'll see you about it. But this, you're like, didn't you guilty? You guilty bitch. Yeah, I think this was, the premiere was fantastic. I was hooked on every single moment. I cared about what everyone had to say. I love this cast. This is such a good cast.

I love it. I love this cast. But it is such a good cast. It is, there was so much, there was holla. There was, there, who would have thought Brooks was gonna, it was gonna bake bread. I think he really, he took some notes, he saw how he was playing out to the public and he was like, this year, I'm gonna have carbs.

So I think, of course they made the gay kid bake the Hala bread. I mean, also this was a really smart move for Bravo, because I think that Bravo really... They left us with a very difficult Shabbat experience from New York and they're like, let's change up Shabbat. Let's see Shabbat Mormon style, okay? And that's what they did, which was great. Also I think that I would have to say that probably 60% of my enjoyment in this episode was perhaps augmented by the heavy, heavy lifting

and great work of the Bravo Tabernacle Choir for all of the music. I mean, like literally anything that happened on the show, that choir was like, is it time to go, ready? Hahahaha. The choir, they had the gay men's chorists this year, like their own choir, they had like the ladies choir,. They had the mixed choir and they all had their own. Like every song has its own like theme, you know, which we'll go through as we go through the show. But yeah, I agree the music, the musicianship this time.

Yeah, we didn't hear Trixie Monical, but you knew that she was leading the choir. Like, you got the sense that she was conducting. Like, this was, this was, this was, yeah. I finally figured out what my next plan is gonna be. Choir music, okay. So this is what we're gonna do. We have a big choir, and when there's drama, I'm gonna say, give me the drama, and then it's gonna be amazing.

Paul, are you recording? Cause the choir's ready, okay? The choir's ready. Listen, I've sung enough years, boys. All right, but now we're gonna do my new song. It's got coral orchestrations and this song is called I am a girl alright let's go choir but it's still all the songs are still called like woman yes I'm a girl and I have boobies and I'm in charge.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, definitely tricks these fingerprints are all over this choral music, choral music. And it's wonderful, it's very stirring. There's also a lot of great percussion work too. She brought in the best percussionists that are really there only to go give a good boom. Like it's basically the timpani guy

who just has to do one timpani thing every now and then be like, oh boom! Wow, the hollas ready. Boom! It's great. Yeah, the Castio keyboard really stretches for this shot. Yeah, definitely. Really?

The advances we've made from the 90s in the early days of the MIDI sounds where the choir was kinda like, waw wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw think it was Bravo ducking Bravo or Oh no Bravo. One of the, because there's so many good Bravo meme accounts. If you don't follow those two, follow them. They're very good. They're great. I think it was one of those who said, oh my God, we get to see the second season curse on everybody at the same time.

Because I thought it was so clever. That's so cool. That's so cool. It's true. And we see Meredith. I mean, we saw Meredith really come out of her shell at the reunion, I would say. I mean, not that she was really in her shell, but we really saw her blossom in the reunion.

And this year she's really just pissed off and really leaning into a terrible fashion. Yes, just her anger, her like, I'm going to be angry about this one thing for the rest of that guy. I'm seeing she angry about this one thing for the rest of that guy She's really leaned into her head shape. Yeah, she's you know, it's just it's bigger It's not that she came out of her shell It's like she came out from behind her dime and studied studied face veil, you know, and she was like here I am and I'm ready my head is more tilted than ever before I'm more engaged with being disengaged and I'm ready. My head is more tilted than ever before. I'm more engaged with being disengaged and I am happier and I am hosting Shabbat and I am ready to take down everyone, especially

if we wind up in a G-donald down. We've got the second season curse working backwards on Heather. Heather was the one they pushed as the star I think last year and year, she's got that center, you know, long underwear, whatever the hell they hold. What a great beginning of this show. What about the old thing? I think snowflakes. Um, yeah.

So, just, so plates from balkers, just like plates of Italian food from balkers. Yeah. Well, normally, um, the second season, you know, is when you see the massive plastic surgery, the new boobs, the new everything that they wanted to fix from last time. And Heather really, you know, she owns her own laser and fillers rest in place. So she already came into season one with her season two. Yeah. She couldn't run across her eyes and move her face.

And now she's actually toned down. She's done a reverse season two where she's actually toned down. She's done a reverse season to you, where she's actually toned down all the work for this season. She looks great. There were actually a lot of people, we saw some sort of like younger photos of this cast. And you're right. The season turns out they all did their season

to glow up in season one. They just, cause I was like, I'm pretty sure all these photos, they keep putting on screen are just like the photos they found that came in the frame at CVS. Like I don't know who these people are. I'm a very lovely person. I don't know what they have to do with Heather right now. I'm especially Meredith.

Meredith, I'm like, Meredith and Jen Shaw. Jen, who are you guys? I was like, I don't, who are these standards that they found? Who are these stunt doubles that they took like a picture on and put a filter on it to make it look like it was from the 90s? Yeah. Whitney I think is pretty much the same as season one. She's still just like, I'm a bad girl. I like getting spanked and I got drunk. And she's like fine. You know, I don't hate her anything. Lisa just really leaned into

her love that. I love that. Yeah. I mean, I mean, you know, I don't hate her anything. Lisa just really leaned into her. Love that, I love that. I mean, I mean, a super cut, last week they gave the first four minutes they showed a preview. And there was already a super cut of Lisa going, I love that, oh my God, I love this. You know what, I love your house, I love myself, I love this house, I love your car, I love it. I love your boots, I love that, I love that.

And asking for Diet Coke 10 times, you know? So yeah, I think it was. I love that. I love that. I'm asking for Diet Coke 10 times. You know? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, um, it was great, great premiere. So why don't we dive into it because especially the first two minutes are that that's the, that's what everyone's talking about right now, right? Yeah. So it opens up. We're inside a party bus. There's just like a PA there with a slate or putting it for GoPro.

It's like It's like this part of the show has been produced by the future film sliver, right everything's like watching you Yes, and so it's like on the screen kind of flashes and that Anyone who has final cut that you know that Transition you have it's like Yeah, they're on the bus Yeah, basically the screen flickers in a way that screens don't flicker anymore and haven't flickered in 20 years because no one has like antennas anymore. The TV.

Yeah. But you know, an Apple product user loves to see other Apple products being used. You know, so you've got to call out all the garage band and final cut pro X that you see. So, like you said, they're on the bus, they're getting shot set up. It's kind of a behind-the-scenes type thing. I don't know. I think it's because you detested Whitney last season that it kind of, maybe it's contagious because I didn't detest her. I just didn't see the point of her in the beginning. I just didn't see the point of her in the beginning. Yeah, okay. Then I understood the point of her.

Okay, but I guess maybe that wore off on me or wore off onto me because now I'm like, oh, really shut up. It's like, she's the basic girl who shows up. I'm like, I'm running a shot scheme. I'm like, I can get my own shot scheme. I rolled my eyes too. No Whitney definitely made me roll my eyes a lot

this episode. I'm not gonna lie. So, um, she comes on with the shant ski and then, um, then the new girl Jenny comes on board and then Heather gets on board this bus and then Lisa arrives in the most Lisa way going, hey, I brought tequila, Vita tequila, hi, hi Whitney, hi I I went me I had her I go pro camera I police officers high FBI agents I had a copter And then Jen shows up on her braids and she's like Hi

No, she always does it like head roll attitude head roll And then Lisa's like oh my god she's so cute She's so cute She's so cute So cute And Heather's like cute. She's so cute. So cute. Heather's like, okay, well Meredith's just meeting us there and then Mary just called and she's meeting us there too. And I just love like, you know, the facial change

is all that I love, but I also love when people don't change. And this is so Heather to come onto a party bus with just a whole loaf of Wonder bread or whatever that shit she was all Girl on the road trip holding a full grocery store Bread I got potato loaf and I got regular so Tatalo and I got regular so They're Jen's phone rings and she's like it's and it's Sharif. Hi, baby

No, no, not yet. We're at beauty lab and laser in the parking lot wait Okay Okay, okay, okay, she sees the camera. She sees the camera there. She's like wait Okay, hey When you can you take off my mic pack? She is so calm This is how you know she's a criminal because she doesn't even flinch. If you tell me, hey Ben, if I'm innocent, someone says, hey, just you know,

the cops are coming to you and the feds and they're sending a helicopter and we're gonna reenact the ending of Goodfellas in about three seconds. I'd be like, what, huh? What, but she's like, okay, okay. She's mentally ready. She knew she knew this day was gonna come at some point.

She has her plan ready. She's like, okay. Hey, wait, can you just take off this mic pack right now? Can you just take that off? Thanks so much. Yeah, and then she goes outside and Jen is telling Heather outside, Heather, follow her, of course. And she's like, um, I've had some bad news. She's like, yeah, I mean, I can fill the energy. I mean, wait, wait for it. I just have my elbows, skin, both talks, and it's giving me kind of psychic powers. Let me, it's culture, weenets have there. Okay, my weenets, yes.

I see your energy, your energy, your energy is crossing a border right now. Okay, your energy is crossing a border. Is that crazy? Is that crazy? Hey, so producers, you're about to have a very cinematic moment. Do you want to maybe like cheat this way so the UPS store in in the background?

Just sort of like raise the stakes a little bit. No, okay, that's fine so So then Jen is like so I just got a phone call and I need to go wait What a phone call? What what What phone call Hushie High phone call, high phone call, high sheriff.

So she leaves and there's like a big old pickup truck out there waiting for her and she gets in and drives off and it's like. Even the police sirens are the a-a sounds from the car, right? So, 12 minutes later, and there's like police cars and helicopters, and you have to imagine actually, like, if this is not like the funniest thing ever, I know it's a very serious moment, but isn't it funny to be Whitney Rose and thinking you're going off on some ski vacation and I'm like, you're so disarmed by FBI agents? Like how amazing is this Whitney? Like, what is going on right now?

Is it because I left the church? Yeah, the police come and they Whitney's like, you've been a very bad boy. I'm here to arrest you. I'm a rebel. How are you here? Are you here to learn about pole dancing? Because that is something I can do. Why are the puppies here?

Hi, puppies. Hi. Do you want some Vita de Kila? And the fed. The feds like we're looking for Gen Sha. Oh my god. OK, if you want to find Gen Sha, basically she's dressed like a knockoff Louis Vuitton Dollar Tree key-osk.

So, you'll be able to see, you just look for an LV in a pickup truck. Okay. Did you try top golf? Did you try top golf? And so then, and how it goes, you guys, what if she was on the run? At least it's like, well how do they know she was here?

Someone had to have told him that she was here. I'm like, well, it is a, I'm sure that the FBI called up Bravo and was like, where's your star? And they're like, at P.D. Lab. Like, I'm sure Bravo is not covering for their stars. They're probably like, so like, please tell us where you're gonna be, because that's where we wanna be. Yeah, exactly.

They were probably like, don't get it right now. We need the sun camera. Okay, give us a hug. 12 minutes. We'll have her. Hold on for one second. Yeah. You know, someone had to had to have told them she was here. I mean, if she gets life in prison, I hope they call it Vita in prison. Can we brand that? Yeah. can we get a cute for top in that prison? Thanks. So Sasha lay the rental the soft rental her life. Yes, the second rental the rent hall. And someone's like, what are you guys doing here? And the Fed's like, there's a search warrant. All right. Now it took us a while to get here and these covered wagons.

But we're here now. Get it, Jean Shaw. But then we go back to the party bus when he is reading her phone. She's like, oh my gosh. Real housewife star charged with massive fraud laundry laundry on non-dremat laundry laundry laundry. Oh my god. Longer than sea. Long against the law. I do laundry

rabble. Yeah, I'm a rabble. No, no, no, don't love that. Don't love that. No, no, no, no, no. I have chills. I have chills. Must mean it's time for a hot tub because I have chills. And the new girls just eating a giant bag of cheetos. Like what the fuck are these looney tunes doing? I was in a refugee camp. This is nothing. You guys need to shut up. So Whitney's like, oh my god, she and Stu Chains are charged for stealing people's

money. Don't, don't, don't. Then we see. Quart House. Quart House. Then we see Quart House Then we see Jen coming out of the courthouse I didn't make the lawn order so we just did it together

Lisa's like guys, I don't think she is who we think she is Amanda, she's not She's not She's not who we're gonna make this Can she make a call? I don't think so So, you don't, so John, John, John, John Do you have business with Jen? At least it just goes like this Up, up, up, up, up, up Looks just water

Up, up, up, up, up Yeah, looks just water. Papa, Papa, Papa. Yeah, at least it's just like, oh shit. So I guess Lisa got into bed with jam. You like, so then Heather goes, I don't wanna be indicted. I don't wanna be involved, which is a very funny counterpoint to what's going on in Beverly Hills

where they're all like, Sun's the only one who can say that and Heather's just like, shit, I don't want to be involved in this. They're all like sons the only one who can who's like can say that and there's just like shit I don't want to be involved in this They're all like get away and Whitney says if we do not share what we know we are in danger And the producer asks them what do you know and Whitney's like well? I know that I'm wearing really short short Underwear right now second-justice Smith And then Lisa just looks like, ah, don't like that.

What do I know? I know I love that. But what do I love? Ah, that's once you could all love it. Hell, so I tell gossip, Lisa. So then the producer asks, um, so who do you think, Mary? Who do you think tipped off the feds that day? And Mary just gives this like,

she just bolted her eyes. She actually has Mary base. There are so many good Mary faces in this. She's like, well, I'll tell you who it was, the Applebee's corporation. Okay, next witness. I then it comes. Okay.

Then they ask Mary to, who do you think tipped off the feds? She goes, um, I'm not gonna say who, I then it comes okay, then they asked Meredith who do you think tipped off the face because I'm not gonna say who but I'll just say um in a way that says I know exactly who did it and his name rhymes with Cucks Yeah, I don't know Man it but whoever man it must have been traumatized by some money so vagina However, in a minute, must have been traumatized by some lot of the reason I'm not. King Muff. Whoever did it was probably terrorized.

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Oh, I didn't write down the taglines. Let me go, you sent me them, so let me pull them up, because for some reason I didn't write down the taglines. Let me go if you sent me them So let me pull them up because for some reason I didn't write them down. So one second slick beans. I know real slick Okay, okay, I'm ready. All right, so Jen Shaw starts and she's like the only thing I'm guilty of is being amazing No, Shaw amazing Shaw amazing the only thing I'm guilty of is trying to make Shomazing a thing. I have to do, yeah. I have to practice the head roll thing she does.

She's like, the only thing I want to do, the only thing I'm guilty of is being shomazing. You know what I have to say? I'm really happy about, by the way, I'm really happy that they kept the interstitial video of her when it introduces a Gen Shaw scene of her sort of like floating backwards like. Like she's sort of like an avatar on a PlayStation 2 game. Okay, so Mary, Mary's is, if you come for me, I will send Jesus after you, which is wow, that's a, that is a, that's an aggressive aggressive. Like, sorry to use, sorry to use the word aggressive there,

but it was definitely a scary phrase. Like, oh, you come after me, I am literally going to send God for questions, too. But Jesus is like, Jesus is out there, you know, ready to kill somebody for a. What the hell Mary? That's very like the most people say, if you come for me, you will have hell to pay or something. Like no, I'm sending Jesus for you. I'm going to the highest authority and I'm telling him to come after you instead.

Well, he does know the family very well. They have that picture in the church of him, of Jesus like shaking hands with the grandmother, like, hey, welcome to your church, but I've just given you, anyone gives you trouble, I will cut them off the knees. Okay, just let me know they are. Okay. By the way, I think there's a rumor going on

that going around the internet that Robert Cosby, senior or whatever is brothers with Bill Cosby and I don't think that's been verified or is true. Is that true? Robert? No, I don't think it is. I have not found any evidence of Cosby. I think it's just that scene put that out there and I want to say it's not.

I've looked, Ronnie, I've looked. It's a lot. Oh, you've said it's not. It's not true. You've found out it's not. Robert Cosby biography. Yeah, I can't find. So what happened down these rabbit holes? Sorry, no, it's one of those things where Google images,

like if you type in his name, Google images, that doesn't matter. The point is this, fake news. Okay, you do the next one, Meredith Marks. Oh God, now I'm looking at all these Robert Cosby stories, they're crazy. Hey, you wanna have a good time? these Robert Cosby stories are crazy. Hey, you want to have a good time? Google Robert Cosby senior

That's fun. Okay, so Meredith marks who's got definitely got season two face I don't even know who this lady is looks great though looks great So she's like I may be known for my eyes, but I always bring me Which reminds me Seth the heating went out could you fix that? Seth I Like poop all over the carpet staff because the heating went out What was that last year where their toilet is overlaid because Everything was going wrong that what like before the fashion show also

Why do I feel like Meredith marks this line? I may be known for my eyes, but I always bring the heat. Why do I feel like it's a literal line? Like she's known for her eyes, she's she's not laying on the cold as sassy. It's like the first one to buy the giant eyes maker thing. Do you guys want circles or squares? It's kind of a thing that we have here. We have really nice eyes.

So just something that brings the family together Like she's gonna sell her own branded Meredith Marks ice in bags Okay, okay, so Whitney in a town of beauties and beasts There's only one wild rose because my last name's rose and I'm wild because I'm a rebel You can't tell me what to do more means. Then we go to Heather gay. He's like, I was raised warm in, but now I'm raising the glass of champagne. A little forced, but it's okay. We support it. You know, it's good enough. It's good enough. Really, you're holding the center

long underwear. I need more from you, okay, ma'am. And I'm harder on Heather than all the others, but you are the anchor, okay? Anything, the anchor doesn't work. The boat doesn't sail. Okay. That's right, that's right.

I still think I like Mary's the most. Okay, we have the new girl, Jenny. I have plenty of everything, including opinions. Okay, that's good. I like that. I like that. Yeah, that works. Okay. Then we get to Lisa Barlow. You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us. I cock I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that for both of us. Yeah, I love that. I actually like that that one. Me too. Me too. Okay, now myself and after the both of us. It's a very Ramonistinger. I know.

So now two months earlier. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Well, this is the game the game ends choir the game ends chorus it comes in on this one so they're like sorry So now we're at the new Shaw Shale and Jen is with Marilo Marilo basically her second assistant slash FBI mole, perhaps. And they're chopping veggies and making hummus. And then the music is like, blah. I was like, whoa. Now, we know she's a criminal, but the veggies, I think, is a pretty benign thing.

I think we'll have some celery. Bro. It's also pretty amazing that Jen, I mean, she didn't know at this point I'm assuming that she was gonna get arrested by the feds in the middle of the season. And yeah, she starts the season dressed in snake skin, like a snake skin friend, which is really good. And then she makes so many, like she's got, she makes so many lines that are like, oh, it's like so cringes knowing this is gonna get and by cringes I mean.

Like fun, like fun dancing cringes, you know. Yeah. So Lisa comes over so now the music switches to a more cheerful. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's like, yeah, your hair is fabulous too. And I love your new house. Love that. Yeah, we love the amenities here. Like there's this great shredder in the basement. Oh, love that. I said, yeah, you never have to leave, right?

Yeah, we never have to leave here. Wow, you're just stuck in one space all the time, not being able to leave. Wow, it's great to get used to living that way. You know, just in case. And you know what, I love about it. It's away from everyone, so we don't need to put bars on the windows. So Jan's like, I love the Shosh LA, but all good things, everything, but like all good

things, everything comes to an end. Just like our least did, we found the next best thing, Shosh Lay 2.0. Can't even imagine what Shoshle 3.0 is gonna look like It's gonna have a moat around it. Okay So then she gives the tour she's like here's the living room Dining room. Oh my god. I love that. Here's the master bedroom. Oh my god love it love that love that love that love that even though you call the master bedroom We're not saying that anymore love it sweet love that I love a primer and I love a master love that

So then of course it's Bravo and Bravo is their first season of like you know Blighten criminality. I mean we had Teresa, but yeah like, you know, blatant criminality. I mean, we had Teresa, but yeah, this is like, well, maybe that's why they're so polished and it already where they can just turn out Beverly Hills and then Salt Lake City in the same year. And they're like, okay, this is how it's gonna happen. We need to brag about the closets.

I want you to go into the closets and see all the money that has been stolen from Mimas all across America, okay? Yeah. And so, Jen says, well, we had movers, and when they showed up, they had never seen so many clothes, shoes, and purses in their entire lives.

Yeah. She's got nerves. She's got nerve this one. Lala, that's a, so she goes, let's grab some food and sit down. Good, because I'm always hungry. Did you know, did you read that what I eat at a day is I wake up and have a cake, and that's all I have. And I look at a dotco, until it because I'm always hungry. Did you know, did you read that what I eat at a day is I wake up and have a cake at, and that's all I have.

And I look at a dot coke until it's 3 p.m. And I have dot coke. She says, I have four-kit cats. That's what she says. Four-kit cats. Yeah, I have four-kit cats in the morning. You did not eat four-day-I'm Kit-Cats. So what she was eating like little sticks, I guess,

and calls those like four-kit cats. I guess so. But also, those are the whole thing they go to Taco Bell or something like that. So they sit down and Jen says, you know, she's like, most of the women question how real my friendship is with Lisa, and I think they're just jealous because they don't have a good relationship with Lisa, like I do.

Love that, love that for us. So Jen's like, well, thanks for coming up because like the last six months have been like really rough for me. Yeah, COVID happened, everything shut down. Uh, old people weren't opening their mail as quickly. It's just not, it's just, it's not like I could just like reach out to you and we're all quarantined. And, you know, I'm doing okay now. I, I didn't know I'd be okay.

I thought my entire world was ending. But luckily, my entire world is absolutely not ending right now. And won't be for the foreseeable future. Yeah. Everything is totally gonna stay the same in my world. And so it's just like- While it's mood sailing.

Yeah. It's like six months ago, Shreefe and I almost got a divorce. And I thought like my life was over. It should go, oh my god, I would feel the same way. Don't love that. She's like, yeah. But like COVID happened, like the shutdown. And like I couldn't reach out to you.

I like get together, right? So like we were quarantined. And like I'm okay now. But like I didn't know I would be okay. And like I thought my entire world was ending. And like, I mean it was terrible. It was almost over. Get on with it, lady. What happened? So basically, Sharif almost left her ass and when they ask her why, she's like, because that's basically what I always do.

And then they show the clip of her screaming and yelling. Crazy. I didn't realize how I was acting and because I hadn't told him how I was feeling, it made him feel like he was the problem. And this goes, oh, it's hard, I wasn't listening, but I just assumed, Gen Shaw, typical behavior, crazy person, patient husband, got sick of it, right? Was it something like that? Yeah, okay, great. And she's like, well, we've had fights before, but this was the first time that he was ever

like, I'm leaving you. I mean, his final breaking point, and I just love that she says his final breaking point. Like, she's just broken him so many times. She's like, this time I broke him and he almost didn't get put back together. Yes, it's bad breaking. That's right.

And I also like that the final breaking point is if there might not be any other breaking points then any other stresses on this marriage that may be on the horizon. So So then Then we see a photo of coach Shaw with another lady and I was like, oh my god. He's cheating on her But it was actually Jen Shaw from 20 years ago and And so she basically was like there was like John before she went to fantasy island or something. I was like, who is that?

Who is that? It's a different head. So then she said, this is the first time that coach said, I'm leaving you. Okay. And like, I don't know. So we see a montage of the fighting and everything. And like the, like just her getting angry and getting upset and lashing out and how she, you know, lashes out to get attention

from the people that are closest to her. And this time she's like, I lash out at people to get attention but now they're saying, hey, but we're hurting too. And I realize that. So she just didn't realize that she had not really processed everything from her dad dying. And you know, she's totally fine now guys. She's totally calm now.

Everything she's a changed person, okay? And that is another Bravo season two thing that I love, because you know this is gonna last about seven minutes. I love watching the lift up and then the self tear down. Yeah, and she goes, you know, it's hard being a coach's wife in a power five conference. And people don't understand that this is not little league, the self tear down. Okay, that's like it's like that's like a Sundance film festival of leagues. Okay I told you reef. I was like I signed off on him being a coach. Yeah, she can't be upset. Yeah Yeah, you can't be upset. I'm like yeah, and we're in couple therapy and I'm like, yo

Nobody's leaving each other in this marriage So she and she's also like- and I don't know why I start over. I mean, no one's gonna wanna put up with this ass. Ha-ha-ha! And you know what? I'm just much happier now that I finally faced what- what was killing me. And you know what? It's okay to not be okay all the time. Oh, that makes me so happy. It's- it's okay to not be okay.

It's like saying, it's okay to to love that even if you don't love that You know what it's okay to not love that but I do love that. Is it okay to be okay? Is that okay? Is it only okay to be not okay or is it okay to also be okay because I'm okay? I love me So then this is like, I know Meredith's front drop is important to you and when you first matter you were having the time of your lives and then there was this like disconnect and I don't want to be in the middle by any minds Jen, but I definitely want to be a really good friend to you on tomorrow off and part of that means brokering a piece because I want you guys to have peace,

and also come together and be like, can I touch and you're touching each other's faces? Is that okay? We're they having the time of their lives, so. I'm sorry. I remember when you guys met, you were having the time of your lives. I remember you guys would like go down to the lake,

and one of you guys would look the other one up, and be like, wow, I love to be guys up in the lake. Wow. Tom of your lives. Remember that time when you went to warehouse. Tom of your life, that was crazy, right? Oh my God. Is it okay to remember those times? Remember the time. Remember the time when Seth put Brooks in the corner and you walked up and you said, nobody puts Brooks in the corner. Tom of your life. So Lisa, of course, makes us all about her. She's like, yeah, I mean, I get that they're

not getting along, but like what gender to merit it was not that much different than what Whitney and Heather did to me. Whether that's what they did. All right. Whether. What they do to me. Bad weather. Don't ever forget. Listen, how works really hard on that? So let's bring it back. Okay, let's bring it back. Not dropping at. Non-dropping at. You know what, people thought the name Diet Coke was stupid too, but now everybody says that. It's like, what do you want for breakfast?

Diet Coke. Everyone. What do you wish if you could have any wish in the world? Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Good. Doke. Oh, see it works.

So, we have now the the tabernacle choir is back with a bum bum bum bum bum I mean it seems not over there just the tab the choir Oh, I was like scrolling through it's like oh shit. Where am I am I? Actually, no, I'm sorry, no, the music was just going up. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I just wrote down, music is going bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They perpetuated and created lies about me and my card are okay. And so we get to see what these lies are. We go back to the reunion to see these big lies that had there was spewing about Lisa. When Heather was like, you know what? She was mean to me about not knowing me and then Whitney's like, this woman has put me

down over and over and that is God, I'm a rabble truth. That is the truth. Bad weather, bad weather, that was me doing bad weather. So Lisa's like, am I okay with that? Meredith can choose to be around, however she wants to be around. Is that hypocrisy? Yafada's. Our wolves fresh. They are when they purchase bear oil and aftershave from my children. Okay, here's what I say. Here's what I say.

Here's what I say. How's what I say? Fresh wolf. Fresh wolf from children. Okay. Hehehehehehehehe. Looks like she's giving advice to Jen Shaw. Oh, I just pulled off. Just my stomach. This is maybe last time I pulled a muscle on this side.

I'm like, ow, fresh wolf, don't love that, don't love that. Okay, push into the pain. Fresh wolf old myself, okay? This is my husband's brand. Yeah, with some amazing ass, limping wolf. Listen, okay, fresh wolves have this to say you know I'm always here for you. Just don't kill the person in the middle because that never happens on brawl Okay killing the person in the middle and then goes girl you know I'd go to jail for you. I have a gone to jail yet

It's like Oh, yeah. And it's like, somebody Andy Cohen is like, got it. And then, then, is so coming up, Whitney drops the cake on the floor.

Don't worry, not gonna have to wait all season to see that. Okay, it's coming up after this break. So now we get Inspector Gatchett choir. It's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha talking to her dog, she has a big blue puffy sweater for her dog. Tatee, I wanna show you a little present. Okay, I got you a very special present. I'm gonna dress and you're gonna have to mind, love, my love. This is Kristen Cowan, it's Max and Bone.

You're gonna look like your mama did, and I'm my birth angel last year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. There's someone at the door holding one or bread, one saying. Hi. Oh my god. I'm dressing the same color as your dog.

It's Heather totally bundled up because she just, she literally just came from skiing. It's almost as if she were skiing and either she forgot, she had to film something or the producers were like, hey, can you just go to Meredith's house and shoot a scene? She's like, sure, but I'm starving. And so, so she shows up and she wears her ski goggles the entire scene.

They're just like on top of her head. She does not ever get out of her jacket. She's just like, hey, how's it going now? I was like, are you gonna take off your ski goggles or what? So we see Meredith's new house and the views and Meredith tells us that after with South and I went through last year, we wanted a fresh start. So we got a home with better views. It's much more reflective of us. Great. I love that story. You might have opened up this on this. Okay. Great.

Have this like just like shoving everything off the table. Be like snack time. Yeah. So they talk about how the marriage is working great. They've gotten through it. And Seth is spending about 50% of his time with her and now in town. A city of Ohio. She didn't have to move, which is nice. And then Heather's like, oh my god, he's here like 50% of the time. That's like such a healthy balance because like sometimes it could be like 1090 or sometimes it could be like 730. But like 50, 50, that's like, that's a good balance.

Yes, Heather, it's equal, okay? Like, it's, yeah. So Ash, so then Heather's saying how her daughter Ashley has seen your night tonight and Ash doesn't even know what school she's been accepted in because they're going to all go to school and like reveal what colleges they got into. That is so humiliating. Oh my God. Yeah, Meredith is like, wait, you guys doing at school? I'm missing aging with the school system right now.

That is crazy that they do that. How could they do that? I would like never, never, oh my goodness. So, like I said, it makes you do better in school because you don't want to look like an asshole to school assembly where everybody is like booing your, you know, your college acceptance letters or whatever.

The loser college acceptance title. Like, that's what it would be like. Oh my goodness. So she talks, basically Heather talks about how all of Ash's friends stayed home or maybe it was Heather's friends that stayed home and just live with their parents and went to community college and all that. And Marathon, because really? I'm sorry, I disengaged with this story.

I got distracted in your ski goggles, looking at my face, okay? Yeah, and Heather's like, you know, normally you go to Mormon school, you live with your parents, you find your eternity partner, and then you make lots of babies, but I just don't want that for Ashley.

Like, you know, I was called like good time girl, and I want Ashley to actually like get to live that reputation That that badge of honor and we see that like two days earlier We see Heather talking with Ashley and the other sisters and and Ashy saying they're talking about like maybe going to California because Ashley really wants to go to school in California And Ashley says I feel like you're just like ready for me to get out of the house and I cussed the sisters who smile like, I can't stand you bitch. Get out.

You know, they're even said she's like, yeah, you need to get the fuck out of here. So then, you know, that's it. Basically, Teddy's like whacking and standing on top of the table, which I knew you loved. Yeah, Meredith goes, no, for some reason, I thought it was so funny. Not the line, but just Meredith's like an observation from the world of Meredith. She goes, I'm tanning and thinks he's like, you know that she like tells it to everyone. Oh, that's petty. You think there's a cat.

I did Meredith tell you about Teddy being a cat. Yeah, she always says it. So then we get the uh uh uh dance music. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, what sort of paper stock she used and what font hooray? In case I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. It was just so it's just like so lazy, you know, she's got it. She's like, I'm going to put this on the countertop. Most people in Utah would put this above an entryway, but I'm going to put it on the countertop. Well, yeah, I like the idea that she's putting it on a horizontal surface.

Hooray. She just taped it onto that. So, um, yeah, she's just wearing a bikini around, which I thought was weird at first, but then, um, turns out there's a kind of be having a hot tub party because her husband's name is Jason, right? Is it Jason? Richard? I forgot.

Paul. I don't care. I don't know. Uh, George Costanza. What happens name is Jason, right? Is it Jason? Richard? I forgot. Paul. I don't care. I don't know. Uh, George Costanza. So, he basically his steps, I mean his sons that are from previous marriage are coming over for, it's one of them, their birthdays.

So they come over because one of them is turning 26 and when he's like, it's weird because Austin, my eldest stepson, is coming over with people I went to high school with and they're like, hey mom, what's up? It's funny. I'm like, I'm not your mama. In case you couldn't tell the joke because I'm not the mama, but I'm like I'm like their age. It's funny Yeah, um guys guess what? I Really make fun. I've got shot skis. Wow I'm gonna go my god. You're really relying on this shotskeys thing

I know and he's gonna sue you and so then and then Whitney goes so guys guess what I got my first iteration of my rebrand I was like rebrand. What was the brand? What was the original franchise? I'm going from iris and bow Tobad Rose beauty I was like what what is this? What is this? What is this product? Did she ever talk about this product? Or might be a little bit of what? Yeah, I think she did. Because I remember her talking about like finding homeopathy

or something, like a teacher or something. Didn't she go to her QAnon friends house and they tried some of it? Well, nothing happened. Oh, maybe. God, I don't know. I'm like crazy lady. So I don't know.

It's like recapping wet a jar of mayonnaise did last week. What the fuck do I, what do I know, what do I care? Okay. I hope that more mayonnaise away, by the way. I did actually. It never goes bad. Trust me. I just had some the other day that I've had in the fridge probably for a year.

And I was like, oh my God, this has got to be smells delicious, making a sandwich. Well, that's an apt metaphor then calling Whitney Man is if it never goes bad. I was born bad. No, actually, there's a lot of preservatives in you. So she had bad skin. It's one of the kids birthdays and yeah, she talks about how she had bad skin and so she used to go to the whole foods basically and she would get up up to those little drops of vitamin E and whatever and mix it together and make her own potion.

And she talks about her rebrand to Wild Rose Beauty because obviously her last name is Rose and she's she's saying like, what do you guys think? It's Wild Rose and so one of the sons is like, yeah, I like Wild Rose and she goes, yeah, because it doesn't know any bounds, right? I was like, yes, that's what I often think about. Those wild roses just taking over the landscape. Look at those wild roses that know no bounds. Hold them back.

So she's like, growing up Mormon, we learned that the man is a provider. And I'm ready to make my own money and not have to do this. Ah! Ah! She starts deep-threading water bottle. Please use Vita to kill him. Hi Whitney, I heard you were fileting a bottle, but it wasn't Vita and we had sent you

all that Vita. That was like really inconsiderate. So then she does shots and more shots with the kids and she's like, you know, the fact that my steps and see me hustling and they watch me let loose, it creates this like role model for them because like they see me like working hard and playing hard. They're like Whitney, um, we're investment bankers. You just do you. So now she's just drunk, right? So she's everyone's outside in the hot tub jumping all over each other.

And she's carrying the birthday cake out, which we mentioned in our preview of the trailer of a couple months ago. She has it on the store plastic, but then puts the plastic on preview of the trailer a couple of months ago. She has it on the store plastic, but then puts the plastic on top of the cake dish. So it just slides right off. Well, and also she's holding it at like a 45 degree angle. So it just slides off and goes on the tour on the floor. So she's laughing.

She actually gathers up this flattened cake and puts it back on, which is not very sanitary, but I'm like, okay, you know, maybe they'll eat the top of the cake or something. So she puts it back on and she takes like these steps and it just falls again. She's like, I'm sorry. Because then she's picking up the plates that she's left on the couch and she's chopping that. And the music's like, isn't this funny enough? It's like this funny, funny thing. And I was like, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, somewhere, a sticky flicker is very trickered by all this.

That's what I've got to say. So we now go to Mary's church, which is empty. So it's like, the music is actually, I wrote down this music as more in the style of a waw, not a ha. So it was like, wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw opt for a Mary scene. So that's where you are. Yeah, so she comes in and she's got a podcast set up in her office. And she's got Sean and a preacher, I forgot his name. And they're all in there. And she's like, this is my first show.

I have a live podcast with Mary. I'm going to do it. It's a live show. It's a podcast. It's me. It's going to be me. Mary doing a'm gonna do it. It's a live show, it's a podcast. It's me, it's gonna be me, Mary, doing a show of a podcast. I feel like knowing Mary, she probably thinks that she is casting Peepods in a stage production

of something. So, it's like Cornhole with like Edimami, you know? It's Veggie Tales, the live action, basically. So, which actually Veggie Tales I think, is Christian base. So, Lenny, her friend Lenny looks terrified. He has a smile on his face like, please don't put me back in their church basement, please. So she is... He should be terrified.

I mean, if anybody has looked up Mary Gossip and this church, it is crazy. We didn't go into too much of it last season. I touched the law on it a little, but it just so so crazy to bring all of it in here but there is troves of it and it looks like they're bringing it on the show this year and I'm excited. So there's a reason these people look terrified. So Mary tells us she will I spent the whole pandemic by myself. Well six months of it because Robert Jr. got stuck in Florida and he was too afraid to fly home. Yes, he was stuck in Florida with most certainly his

not other wife. Unfortunately, he could not get a ticket on not other wife having airlines. So he was stuck there. Yeah. So she tells us, you know, the first six months I was stuck with my son But it's not like my son was to sit and talk to me. So in my loneliness, I talked to myself and that's when she makes this face Talk to myself As if she did not already talk to herself. Okay. I'm not even sure any of the people in her life that we've seen are real people. I think we just somehow got them projected from her brain. So, yeah, she goes developing through that aloneness, I start talking to myself, and we see her talking to some eggs, and she's like, wow, these look like they just dropped out

of a uterus. Also, why is she washing her eggs? And it just occurred to me. She's such a coooper this lady. Why is she washing her eggs? She goes... And I came up with... You know what I came up with?

Why don't I have a podcast? You know, that way I could outlet real people. What? What are you talking about? So now she's here recording her podcast, so she doesn't talk to herself anymore. But I don't think she even had a plan for this podcast. I think this was like the, not only the first episode,

I think this is two minutes after the decision was made to start a podcast, because she goes, hello everyone, talking to everyone out there. This is Mary's podcast talking facts with Mary. Do you know what? She's just making it up. She's just making it out. She's like, welcome to this looks like it just dropped out of a uterus. Facts with talking. Let out, let out. So one of the guys goes talking facts of life. She goes, okay, let's pray, let's pray, let's pray.

So they all bend down. And the preacher guy who's like the DJ for the church, he's got Lucas full DJ set up and he brought the podcast stuff, I'm assuming. But he's like the church DJ and he's like, Lord God, in the name of Jesus. Lord, we thank you right now and then it gets into the full on. Like the music at all.

He says bless this podcast, which I think is funny. I feel like God has other things to bless other than a podcast. And so he starts going really into it and the music, they start playing revival, like revival beat below him. In the name of Jesus. Oh! And Mary goes, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm gonna show you, okay?

We'll not all that, we'll not all that. Just relax and feel something. Okay, here we go. Mm-hmm. Lord God, in the name of Jesus. My God, we are coming to you humbly. My God, we want you to hear us. Show us you are real in this 21st century. Bless all the people that want to know you are God amen That's it Sean

Was all the people the one and no You are God I'm like man like that. They not like that. Just like that. Okay, just natural. Okay. And then the church loses all power. And that's God's way of saying, Okay, I am real and I'm stopping your podcast.

So she's like, you know, she tells us this year it's been really hard because she hasn't been able to go to church and she is the first lady of faith, temple, Pentecostal church. And she goes, I feel like you need that energy to recharge like a battery. She goes, yes, Mary. So then we can get a close up. Like a wagon wheel.

Yeah. So then we see the picture, the painting of Jesus, holding her grandma's hand and like welcoming her to her business. And she goes, now guys, we know that we have a calling for God. And the guys like, yeah, you know, even kids are following us. She goes, they better be following us, but that's be real. Guys, our kids are not following us.

They're not guys. Yeah, damn it, damn Instagram. Burn internet. Yeah damn it, damn Instagram. Burn internet. Yeah, and then she talks about how children tend to get with it when they have too much access to money they get lost in and everything as if she does not like spend a lot of money on her children or her son. And then she says that Robert Jr. is in a mode right now of not listening to her and she just wants she wants her son Robert Jr. to stability, so she doesn't have to take care of him, which is a lie.

She wants to take care of him for the rest of his life. And then they start talking about drugs. They start talking about doing, like, smoking weed and everything. And she's like, I smoked weed. I smoked weed. I mean, I can't remember the last time. I don't remember what I was doing when I smoked blunt,

but I definitely, I recognize the smell, because I smell everything, you know, I smell everything though. And then there's no lesson about drugs or anything. She's just like, yeah, drugs are fun. Glad we talked about that. Okay, but when I realized, like here, look, I realized when I came to God that what makes me

stay driven is I was never loved. And they're like, Mary, no, no, I was never loved like that from a human only god And that is why I don't trust human beings and that is a fact. I don't trust human beings Don't flip flop. Don't waver to a certain point. You cannot convince me of everything This is where I am. So how did I get here? That is a question. How did I get here? I was like, this is your sermon? Don't trust people.

I don't trust humans. And she goes, Mary, how did you get so strong that I came to terms with myself in reality? And facts, because I was born. My God. I was born for God. And if you have a job, you stand there for your position. And I'm here to spread the gospel and know your purpose in life.

But if you don't believe anything, I say I get it because I don't trust humans. I don't trust humans at all. I love that. And so she gets all, you know, riled up for her ending and she's like, and no, your purpose and life, close it out there. Close it out. That was good. We're done. I got got a big fight with my my

garbage can because I found out it was simple human I was like is there garbage in there so um oh that cracked me up I was darned the scene Mary what a gift what a gift so good and now we move on to the new girl Jenny so we hear piano playing it playing. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And the daughter is still at the piano, literally doing scales like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Don't like doing the full on church gospel chords with that little brat. Okay, that's not fair She is she is really good, but it was just as funny that at that moment all she was doing was playing scales at least So then we meet Dewey and Carlin who's the daughter and Lisa comes in and she tells us that Jenny and I have been friends for ten Yars we were packed not together She tells us that Jenny and I have been friends for 10 years. We were pregnant together We were pregnant together and then Jenny tells her story. She's like, yeah, she Tap me on the shoulder at school and she said, oh my god, you're Atlas's mom and that's Jack's best friend

I was hoping we could take Atlas on our next road trip because my husband has terrible direction. Can we just still? And I was like, oh awesome and And then I turned and then we bumped, we bumped bellies. Okay, do you guys we hear about it again? How we bumped bellies? Yeah, guys we bumped bellies. We bumped bellies. Yeah, we bumped bellies. Yeah, we bumped bellies. Yeah, oh my god. That time when our bellies bumped, yeah, it was a bellie bump because we bumped bellies. Yeah, yeah. It was actually really funny because we bumped bellies, but Harry did have to wear a helmet for like his first two years, like a lot.

Not saying it was your fault, but for his ballet. Yeah. So, Jenny's like, you want something to drink? And she goes, I love a dark hug. And she's our first diego, a girlfriend of the year. And so, do we end at Les Wentz skiing today, that day? And, but but Karlin didn't, she goes, I think school is more important

because oh, you got straight A's, don't you? She goes, yeah, no B's, that's my version, not B's. I'm just a little girl. And she says it like girl. I know she's like becoming my new hero immediately oh my god that was amazing hey you know what tell jock hey jock you want to appreciate Johnny Johnny tell him how you got here from Vietnam and she does not give it I'm not what is what do you I don't know it was such a strange pivot but then

Jenny was like right there for it she's like on a boat because you know they probably do this it It's like their bar trick. They're like, let's get on a bar and tell a big bar you got here from Vietnam. Hey bar, K. Can we have some Vita tequila? And also guess how she got here on a boat. Yeah, high five. Bye, bye, bye, bye.

So we get her story. She's like, well, I'm 43. Well, I'm 45 years old. No, wait, I'm 43 actually because I'm two years young. Okay, you know what, I got it. Okay, all right, I can go on. He's like, what do you mean? What's our surprise that a producer who's used

to working with Mary Cosby this long, even as a kid? Yeah. And so she basically, on paper, she's two years younger because when she came over, at some point, on her journey, like on paper, oh, so she would, they took came over, at some point, on her journey, like, on paper, oh, so she would, they took off two years the way she could go to kindergarten. That's what it was. Right. Um, so, I was like, perfect housewife already. You're already changing your day. You started changing your age in kindergarten, okay? You're going to be,

like, lead housewife soon, Jenny. Well, she said she lived through the war, but the thing is, if she's 43 or even 45, the war ended in 75. So, I bet she had distinct memories of it. Well, she said she lived through the war, but the thing is if she's 43 or even 45, the war ended in 75. So, she had distinct memories of it. So I think she actually might be a little older than she's letting on. Or I mean, I don't know, maybe, maybe, maybe living through the war also includes the post war period, which was pretty tough for Vietnam. Regardless, I'm just saying like, maybe she is like a true housewife and just longing about everything. So, whoa, not letting the real rocks. Someone really watched the Vietnam Ken Burns

talking Mandarin. Oh, gosh. Oh, no, of course she, I'm not, I'm not disputing whether she lived through the war. I'm just disputing her age. So anyway, so do we start talking about like how they came, like some of the, some of the ways that they you know had to like Get out of the country and and like there were these fishing boats that look like people are fishing on top of their people on the bottom and

Like you know, and then they wound up that they were intercepted by Thai pirates and Lisa's like this isn't dance It's unreal. Jack listen listen. This is good. She's getting a she's almost at the belly part. Okay. Wait till you Wred to the belly part. This is really good. Yeah. Hmm. Ty pie rats and she ended up in Long Beach and she's like, and this is poor guys. You don't know what Huh? I said as one does as fun does. He's starting out of a country. You wind up in Long Beach. Yeah, I lived there for a year I'd love that place. So um's like, you this is poor guys. You don't even know what poor is, okay? And they're all like the kids like, wow, yay.

And she's like, son, to Johnny, let's send to Johnny. Yes, Johnny. Hey, Jenny, low five. Here comes the belly. Low five. So Lisa sends Dewey, the husband, because he's a chiropractor. So she sends him to give Jack,

Hey, Jack, tell Dewey what's wrong with you. And he's like, I've got like Costco congides or something. So yeah, and you know what? You need a membership card to even have that. So I'm really proud of him for that. I'm really proud of him. He guys own Costco congides. And Jack, go get your bot crops

Big year for chiropractor chiropractors on bravo between yeah and Dewey so Yeah, so Dewey goes takes jack downstairs to get adjusted slash destroyed and Doctors in the house doctors in the house. I love that so So then Jenny talks about how she met Dewey through her sister-in-law, who there was some story about a photography studio and it's like, you gotta meet this guy.

And yada yada yada. So she's so funny. She's such a romantic story, she goes, when I first met my husband, I was like, damn, you have a really nice body from the neck down. From the neck up, mm-hmm, okay, okay, and I didn't tell him like, you already got me, man, and then we were, we've been together ever since.

I'm sure he loves when you tell that story over and over again. In the middle of this entire story, we keep cutting to Jack, getting his adjustment going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fresh, whoa, whoa, fresh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, story and so Lisa goes, yeah, well, we got Jack at a new car. We got him at Defender. I was like, oh my God, this is so much like hiding under, you know, a boat. She don't get attacked by Thai pirates. That's crazy. Yeah, similar. Just like that. Just like that. She's like, we got him at Defender, but

we said you can have that, but you have to work. You know, because money is a byproduct of work. And we don't really care about money, we just want to do what's right with money, which is by the funder. You know, it's like all the circle of money. It's not okay to say. That's pumped by Lace. So, um, uh, it's pumped by Lace. And now we're at Jen's house. And Jen's mom enters along with Nonny, Jen's aunt. The famous aunt has arrived. And we know it's Jen's famous aunt

because Jen is like, let's see the leg. And they like lift up the aunt's dress to show off. Like the prosthetic leg to be, it's almost like, it just put a big yellow arrow that said, hospital smell person, right? Yeah, she did too. She's like, so you all are wondering

where the hospital smell was coming from? My aunt Nanny, like she looks good, she's not me, rather. She looks good, she does not smell like hospital. She smells expensive, not expensive, expensive, Louis Vuitton perfume. So then Shereef comes in and he's, yeah, yeah, work those angles Ronnie. Shreef comes in like my gym gym shot.

I can do it. You're like, yeah, method. Yeah. So Shreef comes in and Shreef is in full, like, scared of Gen Shamo. So he's like, hi, everyone who wants a hug. You know, he has that like baby voice he puts on around her. He's like, scared of Gen-Shot mode, so he's like, hi everyone who wants a hug. You know, he has that like baby voice he puts on around her, he's like, ooh, do-bo-do, want someone want a hug, bo-bo-do, bo-bo-do, bo-bo-bo-bo. Yeah, because we don't know how much this guy knows, right? We don't know how much he knows about the crime.

Now, all the people on Twitter who are already comparing the Erica James, they're like, well, how come Gen-Shot isn't getting any trouble? And you guys are all you talk about as Erica James. A're like, well, how come Jen Shaw doesn't get any trouble? And you guys are all you talk about as Erica Jane. A, because the show is just coming back. So now we get to start talking about Jen Shaw. Yeah.

And what was the other one? Oh, how come nobody's on coach Shaw and accusing him of stuff like they're accusing Erica Jane in the Tom Terardi situation? Sounds pretty sexist. No, it's not that it's sexism is that she's being accused of hiding money for the criminal. I don't think anyone is accusing Coach Shaw of like helping her

and hiding money for stuff, which we don't really know. It's actually sexist to assume that he is in fact, you know? A lady can commit a crime all by herself. But I think, well, I think also the difference is that, there's not like a six year history of coach Shaw talking about like. How rich he is, yeah. Or rich he is, and what a great marriage he's been in.

Like I think it's pretty obvious that he doesn't actively like her and is trying to stay as far away from her as well. So, we're flaunting the money. He wasn't aimed in lawsuits, also, you know, accusing him of stuff. So that's why, but of course the question is still there. Did he know and did he, you know, did he have anything to do with it?

You have to think like, he must be like, babe, where's all your money coming from? Like you're buying a lot of shit. So what is that all coming from? It's, I mean, we're gonna see, I'm not gonna rule it out, but for right now, that's I think the reason why yeah coming down as hard one of the reasons I mean I actually think that probably there is something to be said for you know Massage and mystic bias that's deeply and rooted in our culture, but that's for another podcast

So that's obvious. Well, that's obvious like right. Society always comes down harder on a woman, right? Anyway, Jen's son is turning 27. Basically, there's tension between Jen and Sharif because she's like, is everyone ready to eat? And he's like, wait, I want to do a prayer first. I know I'm just seeing if people want to eat. And it's like, they're I want to do a prayer first, because I know I'm just seeing people want to eat. And it's like, oh, they're marriages on the rocks. Yeah, and she's like, you know what,

our relationship problem, like affected our family. Like we're the backbone. And you know, with people dying, like Sharif has taken over the father role. And so like if we have a problem, everyone's like, oh my god, like what are we gonna do? And it's true, because everyone's like, oh god, Sharif don't leave us.

Please don't leave us, Arie. You're our last wall of protection from Jen Shaw. She's taking all of money. That's why we're here for dinner. But then the mom gives us this really lovely sweet speech, which she's crying and just saying, you know, like, you know, which dad could be here and stuff like that. And, you know, and Jen says, in my family,

you're gonna be okay because family takes care of family and you always have a home and somewhere to go, okay? Which is funny because Jen does have somewhere to go. She's gonna have three squares a day. That's for the answer. Okay. That's for sure. Jail, it's like family.

So the mom talks about how she's gonna do a party for her retirement. And she's like, Mom, are we gonna do strippers? And she's like, well, it just depends on how old they are. And Sharif goes, my mom would be like, get me some tenders. I would be like Sharif's mom. I think also, I feel like when, when Jen's mom was like, well, it depends how old they are. I just imagine Jen, like, checking a spreadsheet, be like,

well, they don't appear to be on my spreadsheets, so I think they're going to be pretty young. Then we see the igloo restaurant thing that everybody was trying to do in COVID. It looks so crazy. It was like a geodesic dome, what igloo dome thing, the Bollinger's saloon. So basically, it's, I think that this, what happened was a producer said, here's my idea. Let's find a geodesic dome and put Mary inside it and see what happens. Because Mary's just sitting inside this structure and she's like, ah, she can't deal with the chair.

She's like, this is uncomfortable. She's just sort of swaying around. Like, okay, she's struggling. Send the other girls in, send them in. I'm gonna, she's like, these chairs are little. I guess I'm in igloo. They're hurting my butt. I'm a pantomime.

No Mary, that's actual glass on the igloo. Please do not touch them. We can touch them to the glass. They turn around and then all of a sudden the igloo is filled with all sorts of clothing. Like how did this happen? I don't know, it was bored. So then Meredith, Whitney and Heather arrive and, um, Whitney's like, they have way, goo beef sliders.

And how their basic takes over the ordering, she's like, I need to take our ordering otherwise I'm gonna be stuck splitting half a salad with Mary or something, so she's like, two rubins, cheeseburger, steak topping, and whatever cheese you have, just put it in a pile and give it to us. And the bottom was Prosecco. Just, if it looks like it's about to be empty, just refill it. Yeah.

Oh, so then Whitney's saying, how are you, Meredith? I am sensing something wrong with you. Would you like to discuss it? And Meredith tells him that her father passed away. And so we talked about that. It was really sad. He had dementia. And so emotionally she feels like she lost him

a long time ago, but now he's physically gone. So it's sad. Heather's like, Heather turns to Whitney. I was like, hey, sweetie, maybe take off that who Ray signed from the table. You just taped on to it. Okay, put that away. So it is super sad.

And then actually it's also sad because Heather and Mary's father is just recently passed away And then you also have Jen and his father passed away. So there's actually a lot of Sadness that bonds all these ladies. So the food comes and Mary makes a blessing on the food and then Meredith shares that she did tell Lisa about her dad's passing and Heather says that she hasn't actually talked to Lisa since the reunion And they haven't even had an exchange and she also hasn't talked to Jen at all. Yeah. And then Heather talks about, she wants to apologize to Lisa and she's like, but like Jen

and I left like we were best friends and then she's also over social media calling me racist again. Although that's just something that always happens in their relationship social media calling me racist again. I love that that's just something that always happens in their relationship. Like, yeah, calling me racist again. Jen, all over social media calling me racist. And then we see a Instagram story that Jen re-grammed or what that she shared.

And it says, Heather is lucky. I couldn't travel the Salt Lake City for the reunion. I've seen firsthand how evil racist and the liar she is. Well whoever said this, I feel like they are first of all the reunion I think was in New York. So this person would have been sorely disappointed if they had traveled to Salt Lake City for the reunion. So I already question their grasp of facts. So Heather says, she's so like, she doesn't say to my face, Heather, I think you're racist. She says, you're the coolest girl I've ever known. And then she fills me up with so much friendship juice that I'm drunk on it. And Mary's like, I don't think I

want any of Jen's friends juice. That stuff gets me rolled up because that's weird. Yeah. That's like weird. Like, yeah, never mind. Like, you're gonna be friends with someone who treats you like crap, that's not juice, that's. A choice. That's like, that's like, that's a choice. Sort of like not drinking water when you have diabetes. It's choice.

So then Mary's like, well, last time I was racist. So, remember, I got it first. So people show you who they are. Believe them. Okay, believe them. So Meredith's like, well, there's been so much damage and the real problem for me, the crux to me, she's made only homophobic references and some in real are subrux who has never spoken one way or another of what his sexual preference is

Zajan okay, and never mind that I'm saying sexual preference in that orientation Okay, cuz Brooks is the straightest man that I know okay He's a straight as a braided holla So that yeah, man, it like, Jan has been liking and reimposing negative homophobic comments. Oh, my, oh, I'm just engaging right now. So we do see an IG comment that says, frankly, I don't understand the praise and height

because I see nothing more than a privileged twink. Twink. With that from Atroni Karam, because I don't think Twink is homophobic. I think it's categorical. Twink isn't homophobic. That's ridiculous. It's descriptive.

That's ridiculous. I'm sorry. I know people are filled with outrage over this, but that is not homophobic. And if there are other ones that were, but not that. If, yeah, that one's not. Well, what were the other things that were before I go off? Um, I forget. I mean, I've definitely seen ones, but like,

but like, I don't think Twink, that one, I don't feel like it's very homophobic. And then Mary should say. No, I thought that was like the big one that they're pinning everything on. Oh, are they? I don't think that that's, I think so. Maybe I'm more, I could be kidding.

They've been showing the other ones that were homophobic. I mean, that's true. I can write some more later. Well, actually, I think it's fine. People don't lie me about facts. People should treat me like like the way marriage treats humans. Don't trust me. Okay. So here's the ones. Here's the ones they put up on screen. Frankly, I don't understand the praise and height because I see nothing more than a

privileged twink. Okay. That's to me, that's not homophobic. He's literally privileged. And he's literally she replied 100% to everything you said. And then someone called him white privilege, which you know, isn't very nice, but he is. And so I'm privileged. Yeah, sorry. Something says his something made me hate him. That's not very nice. Now here's the thing, I don't find it to be homophobic,

but it is still wrong. What the fuck are you doing coming after someone's kid on Instagram? Jen is still asked backwards wrong. Well, Jen should not have, Jen should not have liked that. That's the thing. She's gonna say that she wants

a relationship with Meredith. You know, we, like, that city. You don't personally find that comment homophobic, but Jen is the one who actually has a relationship with Brooks and Meredith, and she should not be seeing 100%. So, that Meredith says,

yeah, specifically, there was one where he called Brooks a twink and the music goes, boom! It's like devastating twink comment. Boom! And then she made a comment about Brooks maybe never seeing a vagina before and they show clips of Jen on on what what happens live going well Brooks is never probably seen of a China or of the gene but my the gene is like platinum on ice baby which again Baby, you know, I mean, I don't think it's I think that I think it's more than for coming after your son Yeah, I think she's tacky enough for shitty enough for coming after your son without making it like a big homophobic

Outrage because there is a lot of homophobic shit that needs to be addressed in life and I just don't need to like have a protest over this. Well, I will say actually I mean, I'm gonna walk back my words because there is there is homophobia in there and that there's like an element of shame that he's never seen of a China, so that is also young, but he's also very young. Like he's just started college. So it could be like he's young and he hasn't seen a vagina. Like, yeah, well, anyway, it was tacky, regardless. It was tacky as hell for Jen to say that on watch what happens live.

Let's let's not get it. But that's not going to be the thing that we're defending. No, my point, no, no. My point is is that Jen's a shithead for going to get your kid and fighting with your kid and saying all this shit about your kid. I just don't like bringing in the like outrage of the whole, it's like it's already big enough

without you bringing that in. I just don't like when people use stuff like that to make it more exploiting it. In other words, so that makes sense. Well Meredith says, well, Brooks is never spoken to Jan about his sexuality. I mean, he's barely even talked to me about it. I mean, he's figuring things out.

Okay, leave him out of here. He's figuring out his sexuality. I was like, all right, well. So then, so I was like, I want an apology, and I want it to my Like okay my family Is it got on my family My fam ma Oli Heather's like the only one like Jen isn't like coming after is Lisa

Why is that why is that you guys and she says that? The interesting things is that they weren't really even friends until post Vegas. So something happened in Vegas that I guess she's hinting at, it seems like Heather is not very lightly hinting about this business stuff that Lisa is supposedly involved with Jen in business. So with me, it's like, here is what's bothering me. How would Lisa feel if Jen went after a check in Henry and then you became her Biggest supporter, which I think is a good point. Yep. Do I understand it? Does it irritate me?

Of course. Do I think Lisa shouldn't be friends with Jen? Honestly, Jen probably needs a friend right now and it's not gonna be my, it's not gonna be my, so then we go with happy girl power-quired music. It's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So then we go over to Meredith's house where Meredith is sadly making dinner for Shabbat with Brooks and Seth. And she's, you know, rightfully sad. And he's making his holla. He's like, Daaamn, how are you bringing it off? Oh, wow.

Yeah, I need a clean surface. I've never felt so annoyed at watching someone make holla before. I'm going to clean surface guys. Ah. Meredith has these crazy sleeves because she's always trying to be very avant-garde. Her sleeves look like someone took that paper that you put on a table at a restaurant over the tablecloth and just crumpled them up

and put them on her arms. Yeah, I thought it looked like a cloth tablecloth that she was just like, you know what, I'm gonna clean these fucking tables right now. I'm gonna walk out and I'm always cleaning everything. Because the rest of her outfit was just a catering black outfit, right? I played a catering video for it.

And then they all took crazy sleeves. Did Valtors go out of business and was there like in the state sale or something? Like she's like, I'm just gonna take a tablecloth from Valtors and just do what I can. Well, to me, that restaurant they always go to, actually, I'll look it up. I'll like something.

So, she's like, well, here's what it's shambap means. So, she explains shambap. And then she's not very religious, but she just thought it would be special to do this kind of for her dad with her best friend. And Brooks is like, I home after this dinner, the barlos become Jewish again. Shabbat's do not have a great track record on Bravo. We're finding out. So Meredith still thinks Lisa is one of our closest friends despite the Jyn situation.

So Lisa shows up and Seth is like, oh, the Barlos are here. The Barlos are here. So, um, oh my God, someone delivered flowers already, but we have a flower too. So here's other flower and then here's Vita flower. And joy, love that. We're Jewish by heritage, more than my choice, but that doesn't mean I don't love over latans. Like when it comes to our Latin, time I say I love that whatever that is

Jesus loves us God is the judge of us churches in open door. I love Jesus God open doors I'm from dark. I love the altar that I pray at so So Meredith is talking about how she lost it when she saw Seth a few days ago when I guess when he came home And they were we see them crying and everything and so at least is hugging Brooke and then Brooks and then Chloe is there the the daughter and Chloe's boyfriend James is there too and Brooks is being nicer his season two thing is that he's gonna be nice now So he's like hi, Henry. How are you?

his season two thing is that he's gonna be nice now. So he's like, hi, Henry. How are you? Yeah, he's like, the first time he's asked about anything about anyone. So then they, you know, do some family bonding and stuff. And then Lisa and Meredith goes sit down together. And Meredith says, um, I hadn't amped from swing lunch in gallery day. Oh, yeah, it looks like you brought home the tablecloths on your arm. I love those. So when did this Wim sleeves love those? Great job. Well, we talked about you for a little bit, and it was a dizzying amount of conversation

mainly because we're in a crazy dome. And Heather flat out was like, I owe Lisa an apology. Unprompted by me, I was very disengaged at the moment and I did not say anything to just that. You know what, I'm just so sad. I don't wanna be a cast of things that I didn't do. I like character assassin Asha.

Custody. Tatti, no, don't even think about it. Tatti, he thinks he's a cat. Sorry, he's going. We need to get a box for him. Teddy that he had. He thinks he's a cat. He thinks he's a cat. Oh, look, he's eating the hala. He thinks he's he thinks he's a cat. Oh, God, poor Teddy. He thinks he's doctor cats. He thinks he's Jeffrey cats. Right. He thinks he's Jeffrey Katzum right now. Well, we're gonna film a film out there.

Loki's main error, live action version of Katzum, which is actually much better. Who would have thought Katz directed by a dog? Ashabot. Hey, much better. Get off that tire right now. All right, get off the time. He's rising. He thinks he's in cat. He thinks he's an actual cat in cat.

It's directing him to be about cats. I love Robo Well-Fun. So, you know, where can we go with John? You know, because you need to get out of the chumps. I feel like you need to get her a chance to sort of make I have to explain why I'm about her me near than she doesn't understand the first thing I'm not friends You're too much Sorry, my head thinks it's a cat She needs to apologize to my family starting with the dog cat.

And he's, well, would you be up into that? Well, I will not demean one of her. If she puts a finger in my face again and raises her voice at me again, she will never, ever see me again. It's not complicated, great movie. One of my favorites. And so meanwhile the guys are like, wow, look at the views on this balcony. He's like, yeah, you know, like right now it's dark. So you can't see. But when it's light,

you can see it. But when it's like, yeah. Love that. Hold on one second, Meredith. Love that. Love that. Love your basic guy conversation. Let's just echoes with the canyon. Love that. Love that. Love that. Oh, so Lisa's like, you know, I know that my choosing to be friends with Jan, herchia, and understand that.

But I've always kept our relationship separate. And so if she makes an apology for you and Brooks, would you move forward because I really want you to check. Thank you. I love you. I love you. Like Meredith is ready to just have a fight with Lisa. Well, the first step is allowing her to really apologize. And for you to really hear that she's sorry.

And when she gets hurt, she puts up all these walls. And then sometimes she does hear that she's sorry and when she gets hurt she puts up all these walls And then sometimes she does things that are damaging she started to explain at marriage luncheon But how she has to fight a little bit harder and how she feels and like we need to listen to her Okay, I love that. I love that about what we have to do She's like you know, she's going through a lot of really bad things. It's like, I'm all I respect someone's feelings. My account is with us and excuse to mistreat other people. And so they're going on and on.

Now Meredith is yelling basically in her eyes are like bloodshot and she's got her crazy napkin arms. And Lisa, you can't tell that Lisa has been friends with her for so long because she doesn't even face her Yeah, it's like yeah, but she's been frustrated tell okay, you know, and listen Do you want me to have the same conversation with you about Heather about weather bad weather? I'm like I'm a minus not way the same thing Yeah, because at this point Meredith has also said that she has an unwarranted vendetta against the family and we went to commercial one So she's like no it is it's the same to me that's the same I'm not saying that you're a more you're not more deeply wounded that then that I am and that I'm wounded less

It's hard for regardless, okay, and Meredith just gets her like a Face like do you want me to listen to you? Because I'm gonna do that one. I'm gonna engage with the chalice soon, okay? Do you want, is that what you want? Is that what you want? Jen has terrorized and trauma-fized my family for two years now.

And so then, you know, we see this, why Heather is supposedly horrible to Lisa, which is also like the silliest housewife of all. Yeah, that's why fight of all time. Hey, Hey, Meredith, Meredith, can I touch? Can I touch your face? Can I touch? Okay, now that I've touched you, I feel you and I understand you. Okay, because I'm touching it right now.

Well, I enjoy you. Like I like, like I enjoy diet coke. Okay. I'm Meredith is like, yeah, but if someone mistreated Jack or Harry, the way she's treated Brooks Marx, so I like that she used both names, they're like, public smarts. I'm saying, yeah.

Would you? Would you move on with them? I'm just like, you know what, Meredith? Brooks is like, I saw her for China. And maybe she was humiliated by that. I'm like, willing to defense about. I am a mother to a son, to a daughter, to a dog that thinks it's a cat.

I am a mother. And I said anything about her child. When I even said, does this mean I should speak negatively about her child? I asked that question, which I would never do. And she went, ballad thick. Yeah. And she's like, okay, but I love you. Well, she didn't learn how to drink people the way she wants to be trained at.

And she's like, they said, man, I love you. You're good with me. Stop yelling. Let's figure out how we can baby stop us. Okay, I love, man, I stop. And she's like, God, she's really pissed. Cause I've never seen her like this in 10 whole years, right? And so Meredith is like, listen, I've talked to Lisa 20 times about what a shithead Jen has been to my family and to Brooks. And she's just pretending

to not see it. So I tell her, I'll send her screenshots. And she says she doesn't want them. So what the hell? Yeah. So they just sort of drop it for the moment. And then they go and they have, they sort of bless the Hala and so they're like clowing all you in my prayers and close like okay and then she's like And they do the whole prayer and they're all kind of like looking at each other and laughing, and then they're like, oh you guys were like banking off me, and I saw you. Ew.

And that was basically it. Then we get the combiom alone. The preview of the year, which if you still want to see the recap of that preview, I believe that it's on the bonus episodes of Patreon. Just go back a few weeks and find that that's there. But for now that leads us to the end of this one, this was a great first episode. How fun of me. Another, another, another recap.

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