Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Sundancing Queens

Episode Date: December 19, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I know if and you get to see Bueller Bueller was like doing a little dance behind you Ronnie He was so adorable. Yeah, he was like rearranging himself on the pillow while you were doing that intro And it was just like the cutest thing I've seen since last night when I watch our planet. Oh, I love that so So depressing Oh, it's like it's all happy and hilarious like dancing birds and then you know like a whale eats a baby Penguin or whatever and I'm done for I there were so many times when I was watching it where I was like, oh, I bet Ronnie cried at this part. Yeah, it is. I can't find.

Because there was that one shot where the whale does eat a penguin and Orca eats a penguin. And like before the penguin goes down out of the way if the penguin looks at the camera, like, are you not going to help me? No? Yeah, you're just going to watch me. This entire crew just watches me get slaughtered.

Yeah, I do cry. And I watch it with my knees. She says, that's watching nature shows. So we watch that together. And I cry and she's like, dude, it's the circle of life, uncle. Okay, that's what happens. It is the circle of life. Much like how they're, you know, I'll tell you what's another circle of life.

The Sundance film festival. Every year, wannabees come to Park City, they get discovered, they go off, they make a film, it gets released in three theaters, and then they come back as waiters. It's amazing, it's the circle of life. The circle of waiting tables. Yeah, this episode was very Sundancy

and there's this like a huge movie preview and Jen's like oh my brother his movies film is screening at Sundance It's screening in your living room. Yeah, that is not the same. I mean of course, you know Whatever I played on Broadway, okay, because we stayed in New York and like literally stayed on Broadway one time So I played on Broadway. Yeah, it was like James on Vanderpump rules When they went to Mexico and they were at a club and then he had the DJ to play a song He's like, I just played Mexico. I just played Mexico. Yeah, you know that shit's going on my own self-edited IMDB page Listen, you know, I always try to like you know

I'm still talking about how when we played at the 930 Club in DC, I'm like, we played the same venue as Adele. Okay, we basically, we basically are Adele at this point because Adele played there once like many, many, many years ago, like when she was, you know, not known. And so I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're in, we follow the footsteps of Adele. So I get it. I get it. Oh gosh, but yeah, this is a very thirsty episode. And you know, it's a really super thirsty episode because fucking law law shows up. I mean, it doesn't get more straight to video than law showing up. Well, she's showing up because she has a very important film called

spree that was premiering at Sundance. And as we all know, Spree is about a person who has to buy as many fried chicken breasts for her fiance in 24 hours. Otherwise, a bomb will go off. Spree in theaters soon. Well, let's see here. Rotten Tomatoes, Spree 2020. Let's see how this is doing.

It looks like it was, I think it's like one of those home video films. Oh, it's a youngster. It's a youngster. Yeah, it's a it was, I think it's like one of those home video films. Oh, found footage. It's a youngster. Yeah, it's a youngster, a kid holding a, it looks like maybe a 3D printed gun or is it a blue gun or a screw gun. I don't know. And he's got blood on his face. It got a 62% audience score rating, which isn't so bad.

Let's see some of these reviews here. Is that the guy from Stranger Things? I think it is. But you know, the guy Ted, whatever, he was like the boyfriend that everyone loves his hair. No, I don't know. I couldn't get into that show. Didn't really get it.

One of the kids is too much like, the whole thing was a little goonies to me, which I guess is the point of that show. But the goonies, I don't know, everyone turned out to be so depressing like later on in life, you know, he looked like the kid who Michael Jackson he was like if he was affiliate No, you're close though. He's older. He's from the vampire movie Teenage vampire movie Robert Pattinson. Why am I so stupid? Twilight. Teenage Vampire.

Twilight. People are hitting their steering wheel so hard right now. Is it not Twilight? Bringing the stuff. Tom Cruise. Brad Pitt. Oh, no, from like our generation. Like an old lost boys. Lost boys. Cory Feltley. She's for Southern. Cory Feltley. Oh, okay. There's that one kid in, and what show were you just talking out? You guys are not even still. Stranger things. Yes, there's that one. I still find it short. Faultment vibes. And it makes me really uncomfortable to watch it. You know what you get I'm talking about? The kid with the curly hair. He's like the dorky one. On Stranger things. You looking one. Yeah, on Stranger things. He gives me Corey Files and I can't watch it. And you guys that took me literally five minutes to get out. I'm so you're looking one on on Stranger Things he gives me Corey Fives and I can't watch it and you guys that took me literally five minutes to get out

I'm so sorry if you stop this podcast right now don't even blame you stop it. I don't think it's strange I thought I'll tell you what's a stranger thing the fact that I've actually seen stranger things all the way through and you have it That's so bizarre because I don't like scary things and don't even tell me it's not even that scary Not this like not scary Tell that to Barb okay things and don't even tell me it's not even that scary. Not scary. Tell that to Barb, okay. The point is this. God Barb, I saw Barb in like one episode and I was like she gone, she's dead. Spoiler for those late comers to the franchise.

I will say this though, watch all the stranger things and then I watched the first two or three episodes of the second season and like, too many pumpkins, I just was like I'm done. Well listen to this review I love coming to Rotten Tomatoes because talk about thirsty like the self-reviewers You know who like try to use really flowery language to make them sound bigger than they are Okay, although the screenplay is rife with unguingly dialogue and paper-thin characterization The films events do have an authentic air of livestreamed late capitalist chaos. Shut up, fuck off!

Okay, Katie Maloney, thanks for thank you, Katie Maloney Schwartz, for submitting that user review on Rotten Tomatoes, which is also the state of her refrigerator. That is absolutely a Katie review. Convenient narrative by Katie Smiley. A documentary film made a found footage from the bottom of a ranch jar. Ranch bottle. Found Valley Ranch.

So, found footage Valley Ranch. Well, it's gonna be that kind of a day, guys. We were just talking before we came on how it's so close to Christmas and everyone else has gone on break. Like my family's like, woohoo party! Like everyone's on break saying, like, let's get together and watch it maybe, uncle.

And you know, we're not yet till next week. We've got a lot on our list to do before next week. So now we're just like, fuck it, okay. We're gonna be like this through the rest of the year. We sat down to record an hour ago, and I was like, Ronnie, I'm just like ready to get into the weekend, I'm just ready. And we chatted before we started recording for an hour

about all sorts of stuff. We got ourselves mad, we relapped at things, we were gossiping, like you would think that that there is no weekend. Yeah, but I don't have to get to it anytime soon. Okay, but we are here for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Very thirsty episode. Very. Nate, you know, very help your children. Take your children to the work that you bought them kind of a day. This is this is also what's really special about this episode is that Salt Lake City now is an

official real housewives episode in that they're trying to launch a regional fashion week and make it seem like it's you know on the level of Milan or Paris. Yes. New York which is something that we get to see. We see that in various cities and it's always adorable when it happens. So here we are at Park City, not even Salt Lake City Fashion Week. It's Park City Fashion Week. Yeah, Park City Fashion Week. It's like having like like killington Fashion Week in Vermont or something like. I know Park City is huge for like two weeks a year, but I mean. Yeah, from what we've seen of Park City fashion so far. Ah, Park City Fashion Week, emphasis week.

Yeah. Yeah, let's find a different way to mix feathers and fur. Let's try and find and spandex. And by the way, and I'm not, this is not coming from any elitist place. Okay, I live in Los Angeles and Los Angeles has no fashion week either. Los Angeles has tried to have Fashion Week

and it was terrible too. Okay, there are just certain places that have established that where they have the fashion weeks and there's just no other fashion weeks out there, okay? Listen, I'm wearing a shirt with a bird on it and like some kind of a hat And it says stay cool, okay?

That's that's where I'm coming from so I'm not judging your fashion week I'm just judging you for having a fashion week because you don't deserve one Yeah, that's okay So Sundance film festival let's start with the Sundance Queen Lisa Bolo! I so much to do today. So many events. There's so many events around fun. There's the CNN lounge.

There's the WMI lounge, New York Magazine party. I mean, when do we have the meet and greet with a twist lounge at the Vita lounge? I need to know what the lounge is. Can I touch? Can I touch the lounge? And her husband is sleeping while she's going over her to the list. And she's like, we can't stop the help.

Are you up for it? Are you up for it? Are you going to stop the help? I love that. I love that you're sleeping. I love that. Can you wake up? Can you wake up?

Then we go to Heather's house. And Heather's pretty much a mother I would be if it were possible for me to get pregnant on accident push out little gingers She opens the dishwasher and she's like He'll let it this dishwasher because there's literally a bowl with oatmeal in it. I'm just gonna run it again When you tried to exfoliate your dishwasher take the fucking bowl out of the dishwasher. And then exfoliate your dishwasher. And then we go to Meredith's house where she's like trying on something

and her son is there and her friend is there. And I think her son is like, give us a walk, yum, because Meredith is like being fashionable on everything, you know, because she's there with Michele Maddox, a fashion designer from Park City. I think Angelina Jolie probably has children with both of those names, right?

Like a Mikkel Maddox. And this dress is hideous. Emeritus is a very beautiful one, and let's not forget very regal. Emeritus is very regal. Well she's so elegant. So elegant. I mean, I just look at him like,

look at all that elegance dripping on him. Of course, there's, how can I doubt that there would be a park city fashion week? There's someone so elegant, he's part of it. Of course there is. And it's like an Adam's family dress. It's really weird. It, this is a Katie Maloney dress, by the way.

It's like a long black dress with the big long sleeves that hang to the ground. And it looks crazy. And Kim's like, come on now, we have all the world's eyes looking at us. Yes, I'm sure that like all, I'm sure that all the producers from Hollywood who went to Sundance are like, ooh, I hear that, I hear that what's his face

from, I hear that Greta Gerwig is having a party, but I can't go to it because there's a fashion show by the locals. All the world's eyes are gonna be here. The Vita lounge. I'm married. It's like, it's a brunch, your young designer for this thing coming up. And Brooks is like, maaam, she's like, you're gonna walk in this, all right, Brooks, you're gonna walk in the fashion. So, Oh, I'm walking. Mom, why did you not tell me about that? I would have started juice cleanse like last week.

This is Brooks's episode, by the way. This is like the only thing I really need from Brooks is this episode to make me happy That he's on this show because you know I've been on the fence. I've been on the fence But this one I mean Exfoliating himself to the point where he looks like a Chuckie doll first of all Porcelain I'm really just he just looks crazy He looks like a 70 year old inside like a little tiny young body cuz he's exfoliated his face so much And then just walking around the house going what the hell What I'm on the fence to

What the hell I Can't tell if he's just like a monster or if he's like a gift or maybe both and I go back and forth So I've decided I'm gonna take it on a scene by scene basis some scenes. I will probably be like I love this kid and some scenes I'll be like Someone get this get a job So then we got a Jen's office and there's like a little placard on the desk that says, just a girl boss building her power. The vibe creating stationary that says that. And it's at the shot squad marketing, and she's like roller skating around the office

and wearing a tiara going, stir, stir, stir, stir, God, do it. Jen is trying harder than Perry Mason, okay? Like literal back-to-back trial. This girl is triying. This is too much, Jen, calm down, okay? I don't need you roller skating and hula hooping in a fucking tiara, and I don't need it, just stop. Take her back.

I'm done with Jen. I also resent. I resent the idea that that the law is hard for Perry Mason. I think that Perry Mason does his job with with a lot of. No, he goes to a lot of trials. Oh yeah. He tries. He tries cases. You see. Yeah, he tries them hard. I see. It's working on a different level. I was like how dear you just credit paramedics legal So always always in the trial that said I mean he literally tries hard He's like trying a lot of games very bad. I just watched Perry Mason on the HV everybody. I'm sorry I think with the classic Would you say I'm sorry? I stick with the classic Raymond Burr, I will not, I will not particularly any updated

non-Ramon Burr version. It's not crazy. Not gonna lie, the new Perry Mason. It's not gonna be like a new Colombo also, like can we get that as well? Can we just like that? Yes, could we, and could someone please call me to play him? Because I've been- But I don't want like a Killian Murphy Colombo, okay?

No. Because you know what that's what's gonna be, it's gonna be like emo. Rondole Caram, Colombo. I'll be like, you fucking did it, lady. what's gonna be, it's gonna be like emo. Rondle Caram, Colombo. I'll be like, you fucking did it, lady. Just say you did it so we can have a drink. Okay, I will pour your drink. Are you comfortable wearing a trench coat?

You can do that? Yes, I don't have to like fucking zip it up around my, you know, my fupa. So yes, of course I wear a trench coat. It's the closest thing to a robe you can wear in public. Where do we stand on Kojak? Was he bald too? Actually he was bald.

That was Terry Wetz's face. But he always had a lollipop, which I found to be very annoying. I would have that. I would have that. I'm talking to lollipop in my face while you're doing your job. I would have that because I have my oral fixation, like the little vape or a pizza.

Was this name like Terry Vidalas or something like that. Yeah, teri don't start this with me again. Okay. We've already put our yeah, we've already put these people through our opening which was held to get through. I don't even want to. The point is this Jen has gone to the point where she's making us talk about teri Savales. Okay, and that's like that's not good. Jen is terrible. She's a try hard. It's hard to watch her and I need her off my fucking TV immediately. What are the odds that next season on Salt Lake City, they'll be like, this is our new, this is, this is Janet and she's like, my name's Janet, a lot of people know me for my father,

Terry Svalas. You know this is going to be someone like that. Growing up being the daughter of Terry Svalas was difficult because a lot of people focus on him and not me But now I'm stepping out for making my own path and her name is Terry And everyone's like no one cares that your dad was Terry Savales I know but it's hard being Terry Savales's daughter I'm Terry. Hi, I'm Terry So Jen keeps rollers getting around the office talking about how hard she works

Why does she have an office? What's going on here? Does she have a company? She's a Chosquad marketing. Come on. She markets something. Maybe she actually just builds markets. She makes like little markets and she sells carrots. I'm not really buying it, but she's like, you know, usually at the office, we would do conference meetings, planning, forecasting, but this is Sundance week, so we have to get into party mode and that's what we're doing today. I'm like you're rolling around in roller skates falling over in your way for barstools. You're not getting into party mode, you're just wasting time right? She's like, yeah, well, we need to get that list together for our Sundance party and it's only party people. Okay, it's a very VIP. It's like, no, it's not.

You are so ridiculous. You're having a party at your house during Sundance. Give me a fucking break, lady. I know. You don't have Timothy Shalamet coming over. So whatever his name is. This is the Shalamet Shalamet Shalamelama. So, so Stuart's like, all right, so here are the parties.

There's Justin's party. There's murder's fashion show They are getting in a new delivery of parrots booty at the convenience store was so you know Mary won't be there So there's that I think that's pretty much for a party roster Yeah, she tells us that her cousin Tony something is a filmmaker and he's screaming his documentary at Sundance this year. So it's pretty big guys. And I'm like, wow, this is cool, which we find out at the end is like him playing a video of his movie in our living room, for some people.

I want to know, because I don't want to shade him because he was adorable and I'm like proud of him for making a documentary. But I also want to know what was it a short documentary short? Did he make people stand for two hours in that living room? I'm like really curious. And I don't know how to spell his name. So I'm having a hard time like looking up like Tony Benucu.

Um, I wrote Tony Badducu. That's what I wrote. Um, but who knows? Uh, so she's like, so hey, still where remember we went to that party like two years ago and you cut trunk and you wore rapper stew chains. Don't be ashamed of stew chains. Bring out stew chains. He's like, I'd really rather forgot that.

Can we go to lunch? You guys, you guys nailed it. I'm so, you guys, I know you guys were planning that scene for probably a few days. You nailed it. Great job, stew chains. Yeah. Yeah, except Lisa. I Great job, Stu James. Yeah. Yeah, like so. Lisa, I mean, Jen.

Oh my god. Can we go over to my event space now? Oh god, there's stools. I love these stools. I love that. These are great. I love them because they're better than a high row because you can fit more people around it actually.

I love that. I love these stools. Because these stools. I love that, I love these dolls. Because these dolls, I love these dolls, because they're hybrid dolls. Like you could stand and lean on the stool, or you could sit on the stool, or you could stand around the stool, they're hybrids. I know what I love about hybrid stool,

they use much less gasoline than a regular stool. Unfortunately, at the end end you have to figure out where you're gonna bury the battery because that could ruin the art of the day. Okay, that picture on the wall, I don't love it. It has to go. All right, that has to go. Okay, cause I have media going on the TVs.

I have media, okay, I love that. Can I touch? Can I touch? Okay, one hand is on hybrid stool. One hand is on media TV. I love this My marketing company looks like it looks marketing looks marketing. I'm so bad. I have 10 days straight of multiple Business parties, business ads, parties with business ads, stores, hybrid stores, regular stores. You know what? It's not for everyone, but I love

It's Sundance week so everyone has all their eyes. The world's eyes are on my stools. So I have to have the best stools for the world's eyes. They're on it right now, Timothy Shamalai. Some people call me the queen of Sundance, but I just think that I'm really good at what I do. Queen of Sundance, that's me, I'm the queen of Sundance. I have a bombshell revelation for all of you guys right now.

My upbringing is the reason I am the way I am. I'm like, yeah, that usually is what upbringing is for. That's how that works. That's how upbringing is for. So she's like, yeah, that's why I'm the way that I am. And the customer going, see that table between the womb chairs? Let's kill that.

I love that. I love that. I love that not table space. Let's kill that. I love that. I love that, and I love that not table space. Let's kill the table, okay? I just do the tableats at the window of my car. Did you just have a table portion? She's like that thing between the womb, Scalat. She is. What a harsh way to put it.

And she's like six children? I'm all six children, and I learned that if I wanted more, I had to work harder, okay? This is all going away. This is all going away. I don't love this. I don't love it. I love it that it's going away, but I don't love it that it's still here.

I don't love it. I love it and don't love it. Queen of Sundance. One of the things I love about the Alteas Church is there's a constant pressure to be your best self. And I love the standards I love about the Altya's church is there's a constant pressure to be your best self. And I love the standards I've sought for myself. I love my standards. My standards are up here, which is actually the same height

as a hybrid stool. John's here in the U-Haul. John, you're so not loving this, aren't you? Can I touch the U-Haul loving that, sorry. Can I touch you, huh? Can I touch? Can I touch? So he's like, uh, she's two tables and four chairs,

two tables and four chairs. I think she just walks around her house just saying that, two tables and four chairs, two tables and four chairs. Yeah, she's like, God, rather than calvertable, hybrid, self-media, I love media, love that, love that, love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love love that love that love that love that love love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love that love. I would not bring love that chairs for him, but he brings love that chairs for me I love that about his love that chair

So he's helping her. It's like you're doing so great. It's like sorry. I'm keeping you so keeping me You're helping me. You're helping me. I'm not paying you though. Rolex in a sand Rolex in a snow bag I love that. I love that. I love that that you're helping me so much. I love that about me that I can inspire you to help me. I love my standards. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

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So then we go to Whitney and she's with her husband and she's using one of those gold knives from Home Goods. She's like the kind of trashy I'm totally into because I think I would party with this girl. Yeah I actually feel like Whitney would be so fun but I just feel like she's so hilariously stilted when she does her. I feel like she's like not comfortable on camera and I feel like we see different sides of her in different venues like like sometimes she's like very carefree and open and other times she's just like I feel like she's like acting as if she's on the stand or something. She's like very like So so She's invited Jen to come over for a hot tub party and

So Jen shows up and stores there with her to store it came to but then he leaves So I was sort of sad that we didn't get to see more of stucains but there are two, Stewart came too, but then he lives. So I was sort of sad that we didn't get to see more of Stu Chains. But so then yeah, so they're going to get ready to go hang out in the hot tub. And John's like, do you like it? I'm in snake skin. Wait, do you see my suit? I've got furry boots and a lingerie swimsuit. Oh, God, John, Jesus, can you just do one scene without being like this. So she gets in the hot tub and there Whitney is trying to be all positive of course and she's having a party for her husband, Rush Limbaugh from like 10 years ago and Jen's like, so

who's gonna be on the party bass with us and Whitney's like, well you, me, Heather are gonna be on the bass and then the other girls are gonna meet us and it's gonna be so fun. And she's like, oh really? Well, except for Mary Crosby, she sucks, she never brings it. She's like, A-A-R-P, she's gonna be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mary Crosby sucks. And when he's like, I've said it once and I'll say it again. I'm not about choosing themes.

She also tells, when he also informs us the reason behind this party, she says, as, well, Justin turns 52 this year and his birthday is always at the start of Sundance and she's going, I'm going to go all out for him because he's given up so much to be with me. He gave up his church, sex wife, sense of fashion, children, everything. And I want to show him that I'm really grateful for him. And I'm like, that's really nice, but like, I hope he's doing the same for you, Whitney. Okay. Make sure it's going two ways.

Oh, man. I'm sure it is you kidding. This guy's fucking psyched. I love that she acts so shocked that this like older chubby bald guy would leave his wife for a young hot blonde secretary. That is hilarious to me. She's like, he gave up everything for me. His ex wife even. I was like, yeah.

Yeah, that's a little bit just generally work. But I wouldn't get you psyched if I for you. I wouldn't get you psyched if I were hurt because let's not forget that the entire series began with their wedding Valor noodles so they already started with a ticking clock. That's true. Yeah, and they've got that kind of relationship where she's like, yeah, I'm so open. I'm party. Yeah, look at me. Take shots off my stomach. I'm gonna twerk on him. Yeah, I'm gonna get stripper pole and I'm get a party then with a stripper pole. It's out, found with sound, all men. And then he falls in love with whoever you're in a third wist, you know? Yeah, and you know, next season's gonna be the season

where she decides she wants to have a baby and all this stuff goes out the window. So Whitney just wants everyone at Justin's party and Mary may be crazy, but she's still Whitney's friend and Whitney wants her there. Because also like it's Mary and she's hilarious, you know, like how do you not have Mary there? Some of you can like be like,

oh my god, look what Mary's doing. Yeah, and Jen won't stop. She's Whitney's like, I want to be positive. She's like, no, because you know what, Mary, you may not agree with the words I use, but that's why I try to explain why I use the words I do because I didn't grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth

Okay, so I'm like, you know what? Look at you like you fuck your grandpa or whatever But you know that's no reason for you to treat us like we're less than like do you even hear yourself? I know I love that it's not becoming so normalized that they're that shit they say sentences like what do you marry your grandpa your brother? Who gives a shit? I'm like, I'm like, give a shit. That's fine. Oh, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And Meredith is calling, she's inviting Whitney to walk in Park City fashion show because you know the world has their eyes on Park City right now so why not hire a totally inexperienced model. Not model. Well, there's not like a will of meaner that they can call up, you know. So Meredith is like, there, I mean, when, so I mean, they're fashion, they're modeling district, their model agency is like, well, I mean, you can have her, well, I mean, no. Well, I mean, my

assignment, that's just hurt. I mean, okay, do you have any models? Well, I mean I Know it's girl Whitney She has a hot tub. Yeah Yeah, I have a question for you my friends producing park city fashion We can ask me to see if you mean me well in the wild and Whitney's like well I am honored, but I have never walked in a show before Whitney's like, well, I am honored, but I have never walked into his show before. I mean, she'll give you all lessons, fucking Park City, alright? And then I think it was Whitney who said this like, wow, I mean, it was either Whitney or

Meredith that basically said, well, this could be the first Park City fashion show ever. So you're part of history. So let's go to the Shah Shaleh with Jen and her friend employees. They're putting on her makeup and just like snapping. I wonder if Jen gets her employees the same way that watch what happens live gets their audience, their computer audience. Have you seen it? Like they're all the monitors. They get an online audience to come watch a show, like from the webcams. And they just nod their heads. I wonder if they audition because it cracks me every single audience is like, they're nodding the whole time. And then there's someone like waving their finger like every single time I'm telling you, someone waving their finger in the camera like

this. And then there's always like two or three people doing this the whole time snapping just doing double snap claps. They're like That's what Jen's friends are like like Snaps yeah She doesn't even have to be saying anything Yeah, and she's like well guess what when I have my son dance party in the living room, Mary is not gonna be on the list, because she's not fun like that. She's not fun enough to be part of the documentary screening.

Yes, documentary screening in my living room. About a hip-hop group in Salt Lake City. Yeah. Did you see all this stuff with Brandy Redmond and her this week? And Jen? Oh, God. So apparently Brandy on her show, this was, I think, a while ago, that she was saying, you know, I know someone

from this Salt Lake City housewives. Like, they know somebody who knows somebody. And I know that one of the ladies rents her house because like it's on the listings or something like that and Jen is like oh fuck you with your stupid red hair. Why don't you just be stupid and redhead is stupid. Fuck you bitch saying I'm a red-ter-bitch face redhead ginger bitch. Oh my god. Brandy and I'm no fan of Brandy Redmond, but she didn't even say your name and you came on here

Just calling her like you stupid with your stupid red hair Listen, you know what it's just the way she was raised So then Meredith calls up Lisa. It's like highly so how's it going? Oh my god We have so much going on so many things happen. Hey hi Sean. How are you? Hi, just put that right there Sean. What yet Sean next to that? I love that. I love where you put that Next but now look at this habit stew is Sean. What were you saying Meredith? Sean is out of showler at table You don't know it's a hybrid love that love that leave it there. I'm getting rid of that womb table. Kill it Okay, kill the womb. Well, I'm just saying is that

Gotta go gotta go. I love that. I love that Sean. Are you anyway? I can't hear you Sean. You're breaking up. It's Meredith Sean. Why did you change your name to Meredith? So then we go over to Mary's house Who's just crazy as hell? Mary she's like I've got my outfit ready. I'm gonna wear these shoes and Charlinda is there and she's like oh, they're so soft and plush. I love them. And she's like, let's get this party started. And Charlinda starts dancing around while Mary, like, badly beatboxes. Tells us about her relationship with Charlinda. She goes,

Charlinda is my grandmother's brother's daughter daughter and she's been with me 20 something years and I had Robert and she came over to give Robert a present and like she fell in love with him and then so she never left. I mean, we're not close at all. I mean, like I know nothing about her life. I mean, not side what she does for me. But at the end of the day we're family.

I'm like, we, what? None of this makes sense. So she's like, you're made, but she's also your grandmother's, brothers, grandmother's, brothers, daughter. So that means she is like your... Is that it? Like, just your mom's? No, it's like, it just means like your mom's cousin. Right, like her, so it's like your first cousin once removed. So she's basically like, she's your cousin, and then you don't know anything about her, but she came over and you let her stay, even though you don't really know her,

but then you also hired her, and now she's also your maid, but you also still don't, after 20 years, you still don't know nothing about her except that she's your family. Nothing makes sense about that. I know. And that lasts so hard.

Did you see the Mary stuff online this week? This has been a very busy... There's more Mary stuff? Well, the Mary stuff, yeah. That's, that's, it's too crazy to get into all of it. But this week's thing is leaked audio from her church where she's going off. And you know, I think it's real. It sounds just like her. But it's leaked audio and it's her yelling at her church where she's going off and you know I think it's real it sounds just like her

but it's leaked audio and it's her yelling at her church she's like come on I mean I got 14 cards for my birthday and she's preaching so she's in like preacher voice you know it's like 14 cards I mean what is this a bunch of poor people and she started yelling at her congregation for not buying her enough stuff for her birthday. Wow. Wow. Super classy stuff going on there. So Heather facetimes in to see what's going on with Mary, et cetera, and asks if she's coming to Justin's and like, if she's worried about running into Jen and basically Mary is like, you know, like, have you blink, like, well, I want to be able to get along and cope. Like, you know, I don't like her, but I want to get along and cope. And hopefully,

that we can agree to something, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, and this is how Heather is on FaceTime. She's like, Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Why is there oatmeal on my face time? So she's like, I'm going to try and work it out, whatever.

So then I see with these, a lot of stuff that you're pointing out, I'm seeing none, it's cracking me up. Like Whitney, white girl dancing in her little thing. Yeah, her little little, what do you call that the bottom of the screen? She dances like she's a Sims character. Like if you tell your Sims character dance, she's like, how about the Vagana?

How about Terama? Terama. So then we, it's like now it's Justin, it's like the pre-party, so the party at Whitney's place before they go up the mountain. And so of course, they're doing Justin's doing a shot out of a tequila shot out of Whitney's Navel.

And I don't know about you, Ron. I don't know if you caught this. It was Casamigas tequila. Oh yeah, no, it was Tom Hulio, wasn't it? Oh, I thought, well, I thought I saw Casamigas bottle. The point is, whatever it was, I definitely did not see Vida. You know what?

I think it's because she must have Casamigas and then at the next party, the next party, the ladies like, Oh, I thought Lisa was coming. I even bought her tequila. And she's like, Oh, no, she's not coming. So she breaks out the Don Julio instead. Love the vodka shade or the tequila shade. Yeah. I also, I'm so glad they did not hire those bartenders again. That could have been a real disaster. They're probably Whitney's friends. I mean, Whitney's friends are kind of trash-tacular. It's like the people from Saddle Ranch. You know, it's like they just went to Saddle Ranch

put a bunch of people in a bus and took them to Salt Lake City to shoot this. When I was an Uber driver, I definitely encountered these groups of people in my car. Like, very nice, trashy party people. Like, yes. Like, they're not, obnoxious. Very nice, trashy party people. Like, yes. Like, they're not, they're like very nice people,

they're party people, but they're trashy. And then you just have to sit there like, oh my god, these people are in my car, and I'm in traffic, and I'm stuck with them for an hour. And then by the end, you're friends with them, it's so weird. Yeah, there's a lot of like blue collar weave. I once had to take these people from like around third street

over to a barn burbank. So the fact that they were just like that they were planning to leave Hollywood to go to a barn burbank also can play out a lot like, okay. And I was like, these people are awful. And then we got suck and traffic for so long for so long. Like it was like a 90 minute Uber drive to just get to our Burbank. And by the end I loved them and they invited me in to go drink with them and I was like I'm sorry, I can't do that, it's unprofessional. But I always wonder what happened. Well, where my

life would have taken me had I just had a drink with the trashy. Oh my God, sliding doors, Squidif. Sliding doors. Yeah, these people are very like, we party got party to shut up by semiconductor. Oh guess what, we got a party bus. Oh my God, a party bus. Yeah, this is a stripper pull in a party bus. Let's all twerk on each other. Yeah, we're party.

Really bad twirking. There actually was no stripper pull. I was bracing, I was like, here we go. We're with the guy. We're with him. No, it felt like there would be one, but there was no. No, wow. Yeah.

So they arrive and when you tell us this, every year, we have fun. We have fun going up the canyon. And then we get to my friend Catherine's house where we always get the VIP treatment. I don't know why I wrote that down. Yeah, because that's what she said. And so it's a big ass house.

And I think it's the same DJ we just, oh no. I think this DJ is also the DJ for Jen's party. Or I don't know, it's Utah. I mean, it's like a bunch of white guys. I feel like, yeah, I feel like, this woman Catherine, who owns this place, who has this house, she owns a place called Park City Live, which is like the main club in Park City.

And Heather says, she's the queen of Sundance, but don't tell Lisa. And I kind of feel like was Catherine supposed to be a cast member on this, because I would love to see like a Catherine and Lisa, Park City club rivalry going on. I have a feeling that she will be a cast member next year. I'll bet you anything she will because she's up to the challenge. She's super shady.

All right. I mean, she only says like two things and they're both pretty good shade. And yeah, she see, I think they'll get rid of, well, do you think they'll get rid of Jen? I don't know because I mean, here we go. No, no, no, no, no, they're going to keep, no, they're going to keep Jen, of course. But I think that they would keep, Catherine, I mean, she was also wearing this little first thing on her shoulders, which was very much like, hey, cameras, check me out. I could be a new housewife.

Yeah, so basically everyone's just chatting, chatting, chatting, and this is where Catherine says, yeah, I thought Lisa was coming, so I bought her tequila. Oh, Sundance, I know. Okay, Don Julio, everybody. Don Julio. Yeah. And then they toast to Justin Rose as birthday. The sexiest mother fucker in here. I was like, now who was that directed without for Justin sex as mother fucker in here? Okay. Yeah. You gotta be careful what you say in this crowd. Well, he's wrapped by a well-in, mean agency. is wrapped by a well-in-meena agency. And, Jen, it's like, where's Marianne cause me a she-hair? And, Mary is there, but they're all kind of ignoring her.

But she's not really in the corner. Mary, at one point, you just see her standing by these catches all of the bone. And then she just goes, I'm just throwing her own. She's just dealing with it. Throws her arm up in the air air and that's all she does. And then she kind of starts dancing with herself.

And they're not really talking to her, but she's not making an effort. So she finally walks over to the group of girls and pulls Jen aside. And she's like, look, I don't want to fight. Okay, I don't want to fight. And we go to commercial. What's going to happen? So we come back and Mary's like, you know what? Like, how are you feeling?

I mean come on this is crazy. This is crazy Jen. And Jen's like we can talk about this another time but you hurt my feelings because I really care about you, Mary. And Mary goes well what yeah. Okay, she really cares. Mary goes well what I said you can't think that I shut you

down because I just was ignoring what you were saying. So like that I was like so you didn't shut her down, just ignore her, which I guess is okay to do, okay. And Jen, it's like, but I was just trying to honor you, Mary, and show you where it came from because you asked us to share things. But then when I shared,

it triggered you to interrupt at that point. Yeah, and Mary's like, well listen, at that burlesque party, you called me like a grandfather, MFR, you know? And just like, I never said anything, and only a grandpa, mother fucker would think that, okay? She's like, I would never say anything like that. And then they show the clip of her being like,

grandfather fucker. And the cut's back and she's like, I never said that she has, but you were screaming at me. I mean, come on. Like, you know I'm a factual person, which is also there. I mean, these two are ridiculous. I mean, Mary is factual.

For instance, what a factual person lie about carbonation, hardening her ovaries. I don't think so. That's a fact. So, Jen's like, well, I was drinking that night. So to be honest, I don't remember, but I know I didn't say anything to her face because I didn't even talk to her that night.

Now, did I say it to someone else? I don't know. Possibly. I'm very sick. You're fake. And then she's like, hard blanks. You're fake. You're fake.

Yeah. So she tells her, well, if you say you didn't say it, then let's just, hard-blank. You're fake. You're fake. Yeah. So she tells her, well, if you say you didn't say it, then let's just move on and put stuff under a bridge. Let's put some stuff under a bridge and see what happens. Yeah. So she decides she doesn't like her. And of course, this party, these are totally the kind of people who don't do this.

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Yeah, listen, Park Semi is located outside of Salt Lake Semi and the Cultural Hub. And every year, it sundats, puts on an image, it gets an international spotlight. and now we have fashion week. I'll be walking in my own jewelry and Macal Maddox clothing and Brock who's gonna show his suit. Yeah, Brock's has a line of tranks and sweat suits. So and Sally, her business partner is like like hey Brooks I actually sold some sweatsuits you know this week I met with this one we love that I love that from a farm to busy

I'd love that from the New York magazine party. I love that from the W.I. Me lounge and T.B. He can't answer your call love that he can't answer your call, I love that. Hey, Sean. So, Brooks is like, Mom, it's that coming this weekend. So, he really wanted to when he can't, but I really wanted to separate my fashion show. All right, you're, you're, you're, you're doing track suits in Park City. You're not, you're not in New York City.

You're not, you're not in Milan. I hate to be snobby about this, but let's be realistic. You're doing track suits in Park City. It's a nice event, and I'm very happy for you. I know I'd be happy if I were doing something similar to that, but let's not let's not be ridiculous Okay, also your dad's a pots, so don't expect anything more from him If this will make you feel better, you dad sucks, alright? This isn't lying with what you're like, well don't get your hopes up. He's a pots

So you'll be better just like accepting his a pots and just like have a nice moment at this Fashion show. Yeah, so Meredith is guilty. She feels guilty because it's kind of her fault Seth isn't coming and she just kind of twitches at the camera. And Brooks is like, just at the camera. She just kind of shakes her head. And then Brooks is like like oh, Chloe isn't coming. Reed isn't coming. That isn't coming. Like nobody's coming. And she's like, I'm here.

Salliance here. Maddox, Maddox, Maddox, Maddox, Maddox, Maddox is here. I mean, don't we, Cal? I'm not gonna be there. I'm too busy. Bye, I love that. I'm there just kidding. Hybrid salts. Kill the wolf. Hi, Sean. I'm too busy. Bye, I love that. I'm there just kidding. Hybrid salts, kill the world. Hi, Sean.

I'm not at the fashion show. Bizzy. Bizzy. So then we go to Lisa's kids who are stuck with their babysitter. They're little shit stirring babysitter. Well, because Lisa's at an event for McMillians, which I found to be one of several disappointing HBO documentaries of 2020. That's how I've really, sort of really well.

And then it just like, it needed to be two episodes and I went on for like six episodes. And it was like, look at my poor life, I, but took it a monopoly scam. So, so there's Mcmillions have everywhere. And she's like, this event is completely open to the public I've been giving away prizes and cash as those game pieces that were so coveted in the 90s I'm not allowed to say monopoly on Bravo apparently, but I will say sorry Get it it's another another game got it That's a game without just gleeced all over the place. That's a guy without palibol walls the walls and you're a palibol

They're palibol wall pull the wall. I love that can I touch I could actually touch I could touch and pull can I pull Can I pull? Oh, can I pass? And she's then we see Vita bottles everywhere of course. And she's like, the Sundance one. Maver, Dathapath. I love her. So then we go to the babysitter, who's a little shister. She's like, have you even seen your mother? I guess I'll call her. So she dials the kids like, yeah, we never see her. She's trying to call her and Lisa sees the call and just hangs like she declines it. And she's like, like, any working mother, we have to compact that life. Like, do it. Do I, like, you have to like kill it with your

cats, kill it at home or kill that thing between the tableworm. So you know what? Mommy's son dance, son dance, mommy is like, am I a? Alright, during son dance, mommy is, am I a? I do not answer my phone unless it's work related or hybrid stool related, okay? The kids can fend for themselves. That's why I gave them machine guns. Not that.

And the babysitter's like, oh my god, she declined it. Good job making them feel better, lady. Enjoy your Buffalo Wild Wings kids. So, or BW Squared if you're real hip. So, then Heather meets up with Whitney at a bar. And at Whitney at a bar and And Whitney orders a Mexican mule and Heather's like, oh my god a Mexican mule I learned something from you every time Whitney now. What's what do you call that thing with the vodka in the soda?

Fat Cassota. Oh my god. I'm learning so much right now my pioneer ancestors would be shocked My god my ancestors came over and wagons for this drink. So yeah, Heather talked about how it's weird to be drinking in a bar on Utah because all the drinks are watered down because the Mormon lobby is so strong that they have made laws that say drinks can't be strong and you can only have two glasses on a table at some point or something like that. Yeah, so they start talking about the birthday party

and Heather's like, oh my God, you have so much fun. You call that. I mean, you're spous, and you're taking shots off your belly button. I love that Justin just embraces you where you're at. Like that is so great. Like her husband embraces her where she's at. It's not like she decided to start

like a finger painting career. And he's supporting it. I'm like, he's supporting her like lap dancing him and having him take body shots. I think that's a pretty easy thing for a husband to support. Yeah, I think so. And yeah, and I'm not even sure what sure what Whitney even does for her career if she does

one. So yeah, it's pretty easy to accept her. So Heather's like, start saying how like, in a way watching her and Justin breaks her heart because it's what Heather should have had. She chose faith over love. She chose lifestyle over love. And she has deep regret over her choices because she doesn't regret the children that she has, but she has regret because she basically was never single. She never slept around. And that does suck,

because if you're known as the good time girl and you didn't even get to be slutty because of it, that's a bummer. Yeah. And Whitney is like, Your version of a fairy tale exists. You just need to put yourself out there. Yeah, and she's like, no, I don't,

because men and youths suck, okay? Like, they don't do anything. You just suck. I just need to go to like a big city or something. It's a fine guys, you know? Like, I mean, I've tried, girl. I have tried. I went on Bumble for like two weeks.

Like, that's not trying. So I have tried. That's not trying bumble for like two weeks. Like that's not trying. So I have tried. That's not trying. You have to do it for six years first. Two weeks. Yeah. When he's like, well, you're making excuses, et cetera. And, you know, it's just funny because she's like, Heather's

like, you know, I just can't find any older, you know, single man and Utah that don't come from a more of an perspective, you know, that I think that I'm just like a disaster or whatever. I'm like, maybe this is the time where you should just move. You just move. Yeah, she's like one of those people who's rebelling against where she came from, but she's also so about where she came from. Yeah, exactly.

So yeah, there's no good single man in Utah. And Whitney's like, well, what do you want exactly? She's like, I just want a man who sees me and who loves me and that's impossible in Utah like I want a man Who's like, there's oatmeal on the dishwasher sounds delicious? Yeah, I want to be where that people are and then have sex with each and every one of them And Whitney's like, I know you can get your fairy tale. Look at me. I have an old chubby guy drinking cheap vodka out of my linty belly. Dreams. I think it's cute that you're striving for a fairy tale while those simultaneously

are reality star and bravo. Those are two things that don't really quite work at. It's a fairy tale destruction. So now we go over to Jen's house, and our crew is there setting up for her party, and there's a woman named Mara, who's a party planner, and Stewart's there, and Jen's like, who is hiking in my back yard right now? Oh, it's a hot tub maintenance people. They should announce themselves.

Do you get shot when you walk in people's yards? So then night we are at Jen's party now. I think it's the stolen DJ. I don't know why that bothered me. It just seems like something they should mention in house while I was like, did you still my DJ for your party? Well, growing up, you know, there was like,

there was always like a DJ who did all the bar mitzvahs in my neighborhood. Like there was this guy with like a mustache. And then in college, there was a DJ who did all the bar mitzvahs in my neighborhood. Like there was this guy with like a mustache. And then in college, there was a DJ who did all the fraternity formals. And he had an assistant who had like a hook hand. He had like a literal like he didn't, he like lost his hand somewhere. So he actually had like a hook. And so there was always like, you know, I think it's common that you have like DJs

who sort of service a company. Yeah, your local DJ. And their hook hand in assistance, like Buster on res development. So the party's like so glam, you guys. Shoshomla! And we find out that Tony was supposed to have a screening somewhere else, but it fell through so it's in her living room. And she tells us a little bit his film about his film.

He has a rap group or something, and they represent Tongan's guys. So it's like a big deal. So she goes to meet him and his friends and she's like, you can call me Jay Boogie. They're like, no thanks. I also felt like half the people at this party look like Jennifer Connolly. I was like, is that Jennifer Connolly?

Did she actually come to this really like Sundance magic happening? Oh no, it's not, it's not Jennifer Connelly. I was like, is that Jennifer Connelly? Did she actually come to this really, like Sundance Magic Happen? Oh no, it's not, it's not Jennifer Connelly. Just in general, there's like a good amount of Jennifer Connelly. Like I think that she's more than- Like Jennifer Connelly vibe. That's how you know the two are rissa here when there's a lot of like brunette people.

It's like, Jennifer Connelly's here. So I had, there's shows up. Nice all Oscar. We still remember what happened in record for a dream Jennifer Connolly. Oh, I feel bad every time I see her. I'm like poor thing. Well, yes, I love Jennifer Connolly.

What am I saying? So Heather shows up and she's like, when I think of Sundance, I think about a brush with a big life, a brush with fancy, and a chance to meet so many people from everywhere. I'm like, well, or you can just be a Jen's house with the same DJ from the party from last night.

Yeah, she's basically deshopping, but she's like, this is a feeding frenzy for me. And then you see her just hugging this gay guy, he's like, hey baby, you look fabulous. I was like, well, this is your problem, you know. Yeah. This is how you're shopping for D right now. She's literally acting like she is like a resident of Brigaduin.

And like the town is open, and people can come into it. And she's like finally, new dick is arrived in Brigaduin. So Katie and Mala come in, and they're pretty Katie and Mala about it. They're just like Katie Miloney Schwartz, you mean? Yeah, Lala looks completely fucking crazy at this point Like she is she has changed her face so much. It's just it's crazy looking and then she's got makeup That's like total white walker makeup. It's kind of that contouring makeup I guess, but it's like silver paint on her face, like

a silver base and there's a lot going on. They don't seem like you're doing very well, that's what I'm saying. Well, it's hard to believe considering their contributions to cinema. So when he's like, I know Lala, through a mutual friend, named a producer of Bravo. And when I heard that Lala was in town for the premiere for a new movie, Spree,

I insisted to gen that the scene fight them to a party because they're so much fun. Yeah. Which is not in evidence at all at this episode. They basically just stand around like, okay, cross promotion, do what you have to do. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna be much,

but I thought it was gonna be more than this. I know. Really? I know. So then Tony gives a speech. He's like, I wanna thank my sister, Jen. There's only one way to do Sundance, and it's in someone's living room.

So let's watch this film. And I was like, this is how you're screaming it. Just everybody standing around watching it. Watching it? Oh no, hell no, I would leave. Yeah, I was wondering how long you watch a movie. Yeah, I don't like standing in watching movies. I can sit, but I don't like standing.

So now Lala's talking to Heather and asking if she's in a relationship and others like, no, no, and Katie's like, well, are you trying? And they're basically like, you have to get laid, you have to get laid. Basically, yeah, but they're also doing that thing. It's like when you're in, you know, they're in a relationship, so that's all they want to talk about. Are you in a relationship? Oh, yeah, are you dating? Well, why aren't you dating?

Why aren't you in a relationship? Oh my God, you could be in a relationship. I believe in you. You could find a relationship? Oh, yeah, are you dating? Well, why aren't you dating? Why aren't you in a relationship? Oh my god, you could be in a relationship I believe in you you could find a relationship Set up you two you've got Tom Swartz and you've got fucking rammed Please so then so Jen's Jen there's a guy named Curtis there that Jen sees and she's so she decides a set up Heather with them so Heather goes over to him and he's standing by a projector and she goes hey, I appreciate your badass printer And he's like it's a projector because I know I was I was just joking Just trotting out some of that good old-fashioned film projector humor. Yes, and it's really pocket It's really loud in there and so she's yelling at him

She's yelling up and she's really there and so she's yelling at him. She's yelling at him and she's really horse and so she's like Consolation He's just like looking at her like she's absolutely crazy and it was the most awkward fucking thing I thought just poor girl is going through all of this and he's just gonna walk away from her. Yeah, but instead, like they flirt pretty, like he's actually laughing and stuff. And she basically does a hard sell.

And she's like, I'm not gonna let another Cougar take this guy away. I'm going for it, you know? Yeah, and they leave together. Yeah, he goes, I gotta put some it, you know. And they leave together. Yeah, he goes, I gotta put some stuff in my truck. She's like, I'm in. And he just takes her hand and they leave to bang in the truck. I'm assuming, like, damn, Heather, go Heather. And then Whitney cracks one of her crazy Whitney jokes.

She goes, as I see Heather leaving with Curtis, I want to yell out, remember, you are, her trimmer daughter, you are a term with honor. You know, all those things are Mormon parents said to us when we were younger. I'm going to start saying that. Return with your honor. So Meredith, it's time for this fashion show.

Do they have a lot of water? I mean salt lake city. I guess so, right? Is that a lake? Not glacier, but snow. Because it says. It's a lake. Yeah, so there's a lake.

Yeah, I don't know. I just thought it was funny because it says seabirds calling, you know, in the closed captioning. I'm not psychotic. Oh. Seabirds. Well, those seabirds are like, are pioneer, are pioneer seabird ancestors brought us

a weight in the coast, damn them. Yeah, they migrate in tiny little, tiny little covered wagon things that fly. I imagine a seabird would be very home there as a salt lake. Well, there you go. Salt water. So they're like, they're like,

we get all the picks of the ocean, but we get the joys of an inline in land experience Has anybody asked you that before hey Ben could you help me with something? Does Salt Lake City have like a vape? You never know. So marinate so yeah so Brooks has this crazy mask on that feels like it has like It feels like he has like five different masks on his face all at once he does and that feels like it has like, it feels like it has like five different masks on his face all at once. He does. And, um, Brooks is like, mom, can you call Kim and tell her I'm gonna be 15 minutes late?

And she's like, it's not professional to have your mother or call, so you're gonna need to make the call yourself. He's like, Bronk's skills are very anxious, and the customer's going where's my vent roller I Need a vent roller should I tax her I'm gonna be late. Is it okay if I tax her? I need a lint roller So like the fire alarm goes off what the house is like The house is basically saying like it's like a it's like the opposite of a haunted house. It's like, just, I'm not going to kill you. Just go.

Leave me alone. I need a moment. Okay. It's just trying to get rid of them. It's beeping and Brooks just keeps repeating himself over and over. He goes, what the hell? Were you cooking something? Were you cooking something? Were you cooking something? Were you cooking something were you cooking something were you cooking something were you cooking something

Were you cooking something? I need my length roller and then the toilet is overflowing and it's massively over there's like a huge amount of oil like this is gonna be a mold issue But it's like also setting up an alarm for some reason I don't know why and at Brooks is like mom mom I'm coughing. I've got my own fire alarm going off in my throat. So he's he's yelling He's like are you cooking are you cooking? When she can't get the fire alarm to go off and he's like I can't do this right now. I can't do this right now I can't do this right now I can't do this right now. What the hell? What the hell?

The toilet, mom. What the hell, mom? It's like, I'm trying to call the maintenance people. I can't do this. What the hell? We have an urgent situation, the toilet or a phone, and it's setting up the alarms and congratulations as a part of Park City, because you're getting a fashion show.

And then they just leave. I don't know what, I guess I'll just leave with their toilet running. So then we go over to the Park City fashion show and Whitney shows up looking like Caroline Sandbury, if you ask me, and she's getting ready to walk in the show, because you know, history is about to make, it history should be a history making fashion

show for Park City and Brooks and Meredith's show up 45 minutes late and he's like growing up, growing up I just always idolize everything about Sundance and now like I'm part of it and I don't even know how I got this opportunity. Actually I do part of it. And I don't even know how I got this opportunity. Actually, I do, it's my mom. I'm like, obviously. You're also not part of Sundance, you know, I had to, I had to reign on his parade. It's a very adorable parade,

but I'm reigning on it. It's not Sundance. But you are a big part of Buffalo Wild Wings today. Okay, so let's not forget that, sir. You are. So then Meredith and Whitney are getting hair and makeup and Mary goes Meredith goes, you know what we're just giving you have to try not to trip on the stairs

Just like keep playing her laugh Guess what hey Bronx dance and text it's like brooksy. I'm so proud of you Keep playing her laugh. So then guess what? Hey, Bronx, dance and text. It's like, Bruxy, I'm so proud of you. Today's your day. You're off to great places. Your mountain is waiting, so get on your fucking way. Okay, bye, motherfucker.

And he's like, I wish Dan wins here. Dad's not coming. Chloe's not coming. What the hell? Are you cooking something? I need my lint roller. I need my lint roller. Brooks, you're not eating anymore. Okay. There will be events that mom dad can't make it to. So he's like, when she says, so I saw dad Sent to text he goes can you open it? So he watches it and he's like he's like it's very disheartening that dad isn't coming and can't support my first show

I'm a terrible parent. And he goes, it's fine. My feelings aren't important. I'm like, Brooks, he's literally taking over a company. Don't make me defend your father because he's a douchebag. Yeah, don't make us defend your father. You were just handed this fucking opportunity. You little privileged fuck. After being in all this money to make your tracksuits in the first place that you're keeping your label on to shut your face I know exactly

exactly and so Meredith's like well I don't want to hurt my kids and she's like sitting there crying in this weird ice skating dress and she's like yeah she went through her parents went through a divorce when she was a kid and now she's doing this to her kids and And it just cuts to Brooks go I'm like I Mean I'll let wrong Meanwhile their house is fully submerged in toilet water Yeah, and dog poop. We didn't mention that there's dog poop all over the floor Everything went wrong and that brings us to the end of the real housewives of Salt Lake, Salt Lake.

Everybody, thank you so much for being here. This is actually our last Salt Lake City recap until the new year because guess what? Next week, we're not recapping you because it's all the day. We're going to vacation guys. Yeah. Yeah, this is, well, apparently there

are gonna be new episodes. I'm not sure if there are not Yeah, but either way We will be going on VK and then in the middle starting them in all next week So we'll but we'll be back. We'll be back with Salt Lake City, you know in January Yeah, we're still gonna watch it so we'll update you on those episodes when we come back with our new recaps But um, yeah after Wednesday we're off for a week. So, see you suckers. Um, we're off, but we're not off, like the podcast, we're still, we actually have some fun stuff coming up the week, uh, between Christmas and New Year.

We sure do. We have four really special episodes. Yeah, yeah. So, I think you guys are gonna really, really enjoy them a lot. I do too. I concur. So everybody, I'm not saying goodbye for Christmas because we still got like 18,000 episodes to do before that ever hit. So we'll still be here. Southern Charm comes out tomorrow. Then we'll be back with an almost full slate next week. So stay with us. Thanks for being with us. If you want to watch these videos, go get on Crappens on on Patreon. And thank you guys who are here on Patreon supporting us. We love you. And we will talk to you tomorrow.

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