Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: That’s A Convenient Store Narrative

Episode Date: December 12, 2020

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating. Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44938807Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to watch on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me is a hilarious man himself. It is Mr. Ronnie Karam.

Hey Ronnie, what's going on? Well hello. Well hello, welcome to the bowling party that is Watch Your Crappens. Yeah. Bowling party. How are you doing today? I'm doing great, you know, I love a Friday. Oh good.

I love a Friday too. I'm really excited about this Friday just because I'm like in holiday mode, so I kind of just want to get to the weekend. But before we get to the weekend, or this recap of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, this is a crap and on demand episode, so go to patreon.com slash watch what crap and so Kai and you can sign up and you can watch us For instance if you're watching you can see the exact moment when I turn on my light and there it is not better lighting Look at that face! It's semi-better lighting now you can really see my I got like a puberty zit to this week and it's just like right there

Um, anyway, Ronnie, anything exciting to announce before we dive into Salt Lake City today? Oh gosh, nothing really. I'm just doing my Amazon Christmas shopping. Hmm, I wish I had something going on over here. I'm almost done with that show turn on... Oh good. ...on cable, on Netflix that I've been watching. It's the most boring shit I've ever sat through, but I just keep on going. And I know a lot about American history now. So if you need anything, ask me and I'll still Google it. Let's be honest, I'm still going to Google it. I'm watching a show called Turn, but it's about a bird. T-E-R-N. It's great.

Is that real? No. It's not a real. You're like writing it down. Turn T-E-R-N. Yeah, I was in the bird. I'll bird in a war. Yeah, I'm desperate. I'll do it. I guess next I want to watch that Queen's Gambit show about the Lady Chisplay.

Oh, yeah. That's the thing that people are watching. I saw a few seconds of that. And I was like, cool. I've been watching a lot of, um, there's a show on Netflix called, like, um, The Movies We grew up with. And then they also have one called, like,

The Toys We grew up with or something like that. It's so good. I just watched an entire special about My Little Pony and the woman who created My Little Pony is just like such a perfect Ronnie character. She's like, yeah, well, I made My Little Pony because girls like horses, okay? You don't really like it. Sometimes you gotta give them what they want

with the one on his horse's. That's basically what it was. You're like they said to make the horse big and I said you got to make the horse small and soft, okay? Like that lady who was testifying and that hearing about votes. You know who I'm doing. That lady is like, yeah I was. I saw a suit King. That's what I saw and you better go back and look at it. You've got a problem with me It might be a problem with you So I like that show they did that on SNL. I saw a little clip of it the other day and she does her perfectly I know Sessley Strong was so good

Today today we are talking real house has a Salt Lake city Yeah, more like this is kind of more like marital Today we are talking real house house assault like city By the way a shout out to our friend Amy Phillips we'd love an adore who does so many good impersonations And she came out with a video impersonation of Lisa Barlow going can I touch can I touch I love that I love going, can I touch? Can I touch? I love that. I love that. I love that. Can I touch? Can I touch? Can I touch? So funny. OK, so here we are.

We are back at the luncheon, the big Valtors. Met Gala Luncheon. It's Valtors, please. Valtors of Salt Lake City. So they're still sort of like getting a little bit of last week when Jen and Meredith are kind of like, you know, are burying the hatchet. And Meredith is like,

well, I don't really even know what happened here. It's a very different way of communication than what I'm used to, because as you all know know I'm very elegant. And Jen's like well yeah Meredith is like the first lady. She's like waving her finger. Like Jen waves her finger around you even if she's happy with you. And it does look like a weapon because she has those really sharp long sharpened nails. And she said, well, Meredith is like the first lady. And I'm like, fuck you bitch. Ha ha ha. And Mary, and Mary just like flares her eyes. Yeah, looks

on there. And we continue to advance the narrative that somehow Meredith is just like very glamorous. And again, to woman. And we have not seen any evidence. She seems like nice, preferably nice woman. But the way they talk about her, like, oh well, Meredith, she's basically the queen of England right at this point. She's on another level. I'm like, and then you just see her, she's like, I'm Meredith Marx. So, Jen's like, you know, I have a heart exterior and I will fuck you up and I'll fuck you sideways, and then I'm gonna fuck you backwards. But you know why? I do that because I just care. I care so much. Emery's like, um, yeah, but when you do that to like, uh, say, uh, that to, uh, people like, uh, you know, words deadly, words can

be deadly. Oh, I flaa. Yeah. Emery says, listen, oh, I'm sorry, Jen is like listen, I'm just a one that like like I'm gonna say what no What everyone else is thinking but doesn't want to say and Mary's like Because that she's sort of like always there's like a little bit like an engine turning over like I don't agree I don't I agree to you saying that like that's I don't I don't agree with me thinking that you'll say what I'm gonna say because I'm I'm and I'm just saying No, but I'm not saying that she's like but I wouldn't say things that you say I would never say things that you'll say what I'm gonna say because I'm and I'm just saying. No, but I'm not saying that she's like, but I wouldn't say things that you say. I would never say things that you say, ever. Okay, but I'm not saying that, but you are saying. You're saying what I'm saying and I'm not saying what you're saying I'm saying and saying,

say that you're saying what I'm saying is not saying. So say that. Like what? Don't wink sweetheart. We're all, don't wink. We're all different. We're all different. And Mary's like, nobody at the table would say the things

that you said, wink, wink. And then she's like, do not wink at me. We're all different Mary. Do not wink at me. Same things about saying is saying, and difference. Okay, Mary. And Mary's like, well, people wouldn't say things. You say, flare, flare, and she's like, open your eyes again.

Open your eyes again like that at me. Because Mary does keep going like, yeah, people wouldn't say things. You say, flare, flare, and she's like, open your eyes again. Open your eyes again like that at me, because Mary does keep growing like, yeah. Here's my opinion. She's like Tim Curry enthusiast. Mm-hmm. And she's like, open your eyes at me one more time. I dare you, open your eyes like that. And Mary was like, what?

She's, and then Jen's like, blinking big. You're blinking big. You're blinking big again. And she's like, we've just brought up very differently Mary and Mary is like do not curse at me Do not curse at me she cursed at me And then we just cut to a vault vault her and his assistant They're like they're like decanting olive oil very carefully like in like plastic loves like a science experiment like They're just in their own different scene happening. Yeah, I'm Mary saying don't curse at me.

She's like, well, then don't you wave your finger at me then. She's like, well, then don't curse at me. Don't wave your finger at me. And don't open those eyeballs at me. And Mary says, don't get ghetto. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss How and am I is like, you know what? I didn't even want to invite you by the way Let's not forget that Mary also leads a congregation a church congregation is this really what hey? Car whatever your hey congregation is this what you really want out of your religious leaders right now this sort of like Corham and so You think you're better than me. I mean, why are you coming for me? I mean you're over there telling us to open up

And then I opened up and then you're over there insinuating things. I don't know what that's like, listen to your words. And Mary's like, this, this, this is why you're always come, this is why you're always coming for me at every event. I flare. And Jen's like, oh, I haven't even talked to you since the party. And Mary's like, well, I don't want to talk to you ever. And it just cuts to Walter, Walter just watching, like doing his own, like, Walter IFlair, like, you guys are the Parmesan now. Yeah, it's like Michael Jackson in 1957, or is he in 2032?

Not my very steam punk. Michael J. Fox, did I say Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson, but it made sense. It's still, I still understood that I felt like he was a time traveler trying to find Michael Jackson in different years of time. Like, we must stop. That's the story. The Libyans are coming.

That's the future. The Libyans are coming. I think it's Michael Jackson to the past. So, so then, so then anyway, so Mary is like, I don't, she's like, I don't want to talk to you ever and Heather's like, Mary, you do, you do, you want to talk to her. Yeah, it's what we're having this conversation. And there's like, I can't. You asked me to say something and then I said something and now you're saying you wouldn't say the things

that you said that I said. And Mary's like, goodbye, Jen, bye, have a nice day, excuse yourself from this table. Yeah. No, Mary, you want her to stay, you want her to stay, Mary, you know how you want it to stay. Open up your mother fucking eyes at me,

one more fucking time, Mary. And she's like, what are you gonna do whip my butt? She goes no and she gets up She gives up and goes turn. It's like no, I'm not absolutely not. I open her go ahead No, your eyes. I open her and Whitney by the way is like I mean, I don't know how it ended this way I mean it started so amazing that we had a red carpet we had beef eater guards we had beta fish We had Lou Vuitton. we had 20 year old wine. I got a journal.

Actually, none of it really makes sense, now that I say it in a line like that. You know what? You know what? I don't like that. I don't like that. Like that. I don't like how I feel right now when all of that. I feel terrible.

I feel terrible. I don't want to touch. I don't want to touch And so Jen walks off and Mary's like you guys you guys have to respect me you have to respect me too I'm not gonna take that and that there's like we just want you to work it out This has to stop. I mean yes Mary said it smelled like hospital Jen called Mary a grandpa fuckerer, at this point, the score is settled. Totally. So then Lisa was talking to Mary and she said, When Jen said the, or maybe she's talking to whoever, maybe to us, who knows.

She's like, when Jen said those words at the 2020s party, I was cringing inside. My inside was like, can I touch to my other inside? And I know what's going through Mary's head right now. She's thinking, that's what they all think of me because since I'm married to my grandfather, I must be a grandfather fucker because I fucked my own grandfather because he is my Husband and I have a child with him. That must be what she's thinking. Can I touch? But it's not true. She's like a smart girl. So outside Jennifer and Heather are talking and just like she told me to talk about myself and then she She's thinking, can I touch? But I'm not, she's not, she's like, it's not true. So outside Jennifer and Heather are talking.

And just like, she told me to talk about myself and then she yelled at me for talking about myself. Which is true. And Heather's like, but there's pasta. There's pasta in there. So Jen's like, you know what, when I first met Mary, I was so excited. You know, she was a female minority

who grew up in Utah just like me, and I thought she's going to relate to me, but this is more of a letdown than anything else because I just expected so much more. And so then Mary now is saying, we all have pain. Don't sit there and curse at me. Don't you dare do that. We all have pain. And she's trying to fake cry and it's not working. And Lisa is like, I think where your pain is coming from is there isn't a resolve there because when you see her saying sorry to merit it and then not saying sorry to you

and then you find out that I am all about Sundance and Sundance loves me, but Sundance doesn't necessarily love you. I mean, maybe that's what's bothering you. You know? I mean maybe that's what's bothering you Yeah It's just it's hurtful because you're like say sorry to me and then you're like where's my Vita tequila It's the best tequila and you don't have it and you're like I love that where is it? Well, there's no reason for someone to speak badly. There's no excuse for that. And Mary's like, yeah, unless you're married to it. Unless you're married to it. Yeah. Unless you're married to it or gave birth to it. There's no reason.

There's no reason. I mean, if someone's calling you a fucking idiot because you didn't put the lid on the Vitamix, That's one thing. Okay. And did you notice Meredith also has this really weird like head twitch? I don't know. Yeah. It started today or if it's been there the whole time. She's like a globe. She's like on a globe. You know, you know, the globe is sort of on an angle. So it's sort of like, you know, when you spin a globe, that's what her head's doing. It's like her head's just being spun like a globe. Yeah. She has like a little twig. I had to talk like a globe. Like she's trying to have hair out of her mouth. You know, she's like, but it never leaves.

It's not anybody. Mary's like, listen, every time we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we Jen back in and the others like no one wanted this lunch to add like that. I mean we have to sit down and dive in and do it respectfully We have to do it calmly Also, I got some Tupperware out of the back of my car because this food is fucking amazing. Can I just say it's all to her? Can you take this? Thanks So me was like listen, you know, and also I feel like in Mary's like confessional She like she like clenches her hands or like, right up to herself. So she's always like this and she's like,

I just wanted to like, dress up like princesses and like, you know, like, go away with something. Like, like, I just, you know, but the problem is that she came with that brain and that mouth, you know? Which by the way, princesses is not met ball. That's a different thing, but that's fine. Yeah.

And Mary's mad because she feels like Heather's lecturing her. And she's like, I'm not, I'm telling everyone. And Mary's like, well, I don't care. I don't want to talk about it. And she's like, but come on, you came at her. So we should be respectful. Shouldn't we just be respectful? She's like, I did not come out at her.

I did not. That is not true. Yeah, yeah. And she's saying, like, you have to accept what I say. And Lisa's like, you know what, they're unresolved issues here. Can I touch? Is there anything that I can touch

so we can get some resolution? Resolve is super important. And Jenn's like, I wouldn't be here if I didn't care. And Lisa's like, I believe her. I believe her. I believe her I believe her I do Your honor your honor. I believe her. I believe her innocent Innocent another's like I believe her too. I believe her. I believe her more I believe her more I believe our more like these ladies are like primed for a house live show

I know and then these stupidish shit. I believe her. So then Jen says, you know, for me, it's hard to open up. And I just felt like Mary just took the legs out from under me. I'm like, you know, Jen, I thought that was a, I thought that was a thing we're not talking about with you, taking the legs out from under you. So you're setting Mary makes messages. You gotta be really clear, okay?

So Mary's like, I was just trying to open up and she took the legs right out from under my act. And it really, really hurts me. So Mary's like, that wasn't my purpose. That wasn't my purpose. So Jen's like, I know not everyone is like I am, just like glamorous and wonderful and always right.

But I try to explain which is why I thought you asked us to do. Emery's like, yeah, well I didn't know I wasn't allowed to comment. It's a flashback to hers that's telling everyone the rules. Okay, the rules are that you speak and no one chime in. And then it's like, well, it does seem kind of hypocritical to say that we should open up, and she goes, do not call me hypocritical, do not do that, do not do that, Heather. And she's like, I said, it seems hypocritical.

Which by the way, it's a hilarious reference to the hospital smell. I didn't say you smell like hospital smell. I said, it smells like hospital. And Mary's like, I don't care what you see, because you seem very hypocritical too. And I can be nasty too right now. You wanna be nasty?

You have two faces. You've got two. You have two faces. And then there's like, I'm trying to manage this, okay? And she's like, I need to know one of your faces, okay? Because you have two faces, two faces. And don't do this around water, okay? He's very close on finishing his time machine

and he cannot be distracted. He's very upset. You can see, you can actually marry, call him Walter. Because you can see that my good friend Walter spelled with a W is very upset. And Jen just starts laughing. And then she's like, and then Lisa goes,

sorry Walter. Sorry Walter. Sorry, I don't love goes sorry, Walter. Sorry, Walter. Sorry, I don't love this. Sorry, Walter. And Jen's like, oh, well guess what? I'm friends with Walter too and Arturo. So don't pretend that you're the only person that knows that. So get this.

I'm gonna cut the Walter. You're a setting, Walter. Valtors like waiting for the lighting to to strike the restaurant so he can go back to But I love when they cut the Walter. He really does look upset. He's like He's like no to the front of the white truffle the last white truffle on earth I just want to lead up so to be less confused in the past What are you gonna say next Ronald Reagan is president? so What are you gonna say next? Ronald Reagan is president? so

So Whitney is like okay, I'm gonna explain because I speak the slowest here. Okay, so here is the situation Jen was trying to I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Two bases I don't care. I don't care. You're a swinger. I don't care. I don't care, I don't care, two faces. She's like, let me talk, let me talk. I don't care, I don't care, you're a swinger, I don't care. I don't care. She's trying to help you understand why she reacts like that to you. And we're like, let me, let me share this, let me share this with you, okay?

Let me share. No, hold on, no, no. No, hold on, when you finish, you didn't accept it. She's like, do not tell me how I feel, Mary. You're 30, do not, do not. It's 30 or all. You do not Whitney, how I feel, Mary. You're 30. Do not. Do not. You're 30 or all? You do not Whitney. You are 30. Okay. She goes, she goes, I am 30.

And you're acting like you're 10. Like she said that in the confessional. Like, huh, sing, Whitney's in. You got Whitney. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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And she's like, you are to me. Okay, so now you've said ghetto and hoodlum. What the fuck is wrong with this lady? I had to. That's what I mean. And the sad part is that this is like number five or six on the list in terms of like, what is the most wrong with her as far as we can tell?

Like this one's actually pretty low down. There are a whole podcast devoted to how crazy Mary is and how much of a liar she is. So to those of you who think we're ignoring all that, we're not ignoring it necessarily. I just like, I'm trying to put it in context with everything that happens is it does like require a gigantic expose to go into it. So they're saying that Mary was married before the grandfather and then was she that guy to marry the grandfather and that the grandmother never willed the grandfather to marry that it's all a bunch of

made up bullshit and Mary is saying that the Lord told her to do it and that she really did it so she can get all her grandmother's property because the mom was suing Mary and kept them in court so long all the money was gone so she just wanted to keep all the property so she married the grandfather so she would get the... I mean, this is what happens when you listen to a New Zealand pop star. The Lord will tell you so many different things and you can't listen to them all. You know, I know, I opened myself up to the Lord and she said, you doing great Taylor. You're doing great Taylor Swift. You'll never be.

Can you stop talking about how much you love Taylor Swift right now, Lorda? But I do believe was it lost culture. These those who we saw in Vancouver once and they were hilarious. I did hear that they're latest episode. They do like a full deep dive on Mary's crazy. So if people want to really have a deep dive in Mary's crazy, go check that. That. There's a guy who interviews one of her cousins, I think his name is Dean, like

cousin Dean or something. Maybe I have cousin. Why? Yes, I'm the cousin of Mary from Salt Lake City. Now, do you have that baby's milk that you promised? And he is saying his mother is part of the church and that the church makes people give them all their money and then has the people remorgage our homes

and then give them the money and that they're not allowed to have internet or go out. It's all this crazy shit. Yeah, this church is like very on par for it. It's like actually like perfect for 2020. Like in the year of like cult documentaries and cult behavior in our society, Mary is just on time. She's perfect. I'll end up the year.

I guess she is very 2020 Mary. But I wanted to, I don't know, I, you know, like the whole grandfather story and all that. I was like, oh my God, people are going to be so mean and make fun of her. You know, we should be nice to Mary, you know, because she's someone who's gonna be getting bullied and then she just comes out and she's just like a flat out racist. She's just like, I mean, what the,

I mean, well, it seems like self-loathing at the very least, but who knows? I mean, the point is this, the point is this, it's not a good look and it's also like, it's just not cool to say that and especially to like to Jen. And the hell is wrong with her. Fucking you in your face.

Because I'm just wetting asshole this woman is. Okay, so no, I mean clearly, like by the way, if you're in her congregation, like watch this scene and be like, is this what you want out of your religiously, is this the sort of, is this the sort of, like, is this the sort of like thoughtfulness that you or lack thereof that you want

out of your religiously, because I don't really see much on display. Yikes, so then Jerry, so then Jen switches it. Jerry O'Connell, and then we go Jerry. So then Jen switches it. Jerry O'Connell's in there. And then we go even further into what an asshole. God, I wish this wrinkle would, sir, anything to do? Like, I need to fill this with like silly petty.

Okay, so Jen, it goes even further. So Jen's like, well, you said that when there's black people in front of a 7-Eleven that you leave, hello, you're black! And Mary goes, you know what? Okay, whatever, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, then, so then, yeah, I mean, like, what the hell? So then Jen goes on and she's the whole story. She's like, yeah, exactly. I had Mary over to my house, and she made some weird comment saying, if she sees black people in front of 7-11, she goes to another

7-11. And I'm like, what? And I'm bringing it up now because I need to connect to dots and know who you are also because you're fighting with. I mean, you are bringing it up now because you're, because you're fighting with her. But you know what? Yeah, it's a valid. She knows what it's to say. Listen, she just calls you get a one hoodlum. I think you are allowed to retort with. By the way, you said you wouldn't go into a 7-Eleven because there were black people there. Okay. Yes, like, yes. She is like, I am going to air that.

And the thing is, Mary doesn't deny it either. Mary doesn't say, I meant it. Mary doesn't say, I meant it. To this day, I mean it. That's what she said. Yeah. And so, Jen, so if you go to a 7-Eleven and you see all black people, you don't go in, like, represent your people, America's shut up. And then she tells us but guys don't worry. There's actually a very sane reason she goes

Convenient stores hospitals. I just have a fear of them. I mean my mind goes violent in a convenience store She's she she gets she her mind goes violence Yeah, her mind goes violent when she thinks of convenient stores and she's like in hospitals I just came up. I can't breathe that smell. I just can't shred. Okay, her mine goes violent when she thinks a convenient store is and she's like in hospitals, I just came up, I can't breathe that smell. I just can't stretch. Okay, so on this gay Facebook group I'm on, someone posted, you can't stand that smell of hospitals,

but you want your son to be a brain surgeon. How about making me? I don't understand. I mean, I think I just, so we are like, we're just like slowly crossing off the places that Mary can go to on a daily basis. Like, her身 city is like crumbling apart. Yeah, so Jen gets up now and she goes, I tried guys, I tried baby. And Whitney's like, I tried too. And then Jen kisses everyone goodbye. And Mary's like, I don't need this.

I can't. I just, you know what? Don't need, I just, I try to and then Jen kisses everyone goodbye. And Mary's like, I don't need this. I can't. I just, you know what? Don't need I just I. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I don't need to get back. I can't do it. And so she's like, by ladies, thank you. Mary's like, you know what?

I tried. I tried. You know what? Can you give me back those AirPods? Can you give me back those AirPods? I want a bath. Or it could be a stopwatch. She.

Those AirPods stopwatches. So, yeah, so she literally did not try it all. In fact, she had, like, did not listen, did not empathize, and she actually took Jen's like very cheesy comment about like, I say what people are thinking don't want to say, she took it like very literally, and then started a fight about it.

So, no, you did not try. Yeah. So now it's like, oh, this is what women in Salt Lake City are doing around the city. And we go to Mary's house and she has a housekeeper named Charlinda who's just like beatboxing like, pfft, pfft, whatever. So another interesting pass that to Mary's life.

And then we go to Mary's house. Also, there's the star of Salt Lake City is in the scene. The blender. The blender is in the scene, guys. Like the blender. Yeah. And by the way, she has Charlene Dress, like someone who just came from the hospital too, by the way.

Let's not all. She's like in scrubs with a hair net. So there's that one hair net. So then over at Brick's house with Meredith, he's like. Brick's house, wow. So he's sketching. I'm sweatpants of some sort. He's very, very diligently sketching his, his, his, his, his, his sweatpants. And then he's like, how

was your lunch and thing? And she's like, well, Jim Pranks and going on, apologize. Um, what is basically, either she said she's sorry or she didn't say she's sorry Well the bottom line is she said you know, I got I only got upset because I care and she's like so Only so she only yells at people she cares about I'm like how about this is an adult relationship And yes, you're 21 an adult, but like how about like You deal with your friends and let mom deal with her friends. Oh, I'd love to agree with that, but you know, my ship, I was all in the lady's ship when I was a kid. All those junior leakers around drinking fronzea, the kids would be playing and I'd come

up to the ladies like, girl, you know what I heard, Ailey, I say? Even still we saw my mom's friend Nora or a family friend Nora recently and I was like, so what's up with the ladies tell me some gossip My mom's like seriously still go live So um, let me go over to Lisa and she's like she's talking to her son Henry and she's like so We're gonna be celebrating a birthday twice. We're gonna celebrate your birthday to bowling alley. And then it's sudden dance. And in both places, we'll get to touch anything we want. Whatever you wanna touch, you don't even have to ask

can you touch, just touch, just touch. It's gonna have a big patting zoo party for you. You're not gonna ask, you can just touch. And the kids does something like, he does something with his mouth. He's, are you a venture like West? Are you a venture? Can I touch?

Are you a venture like West? So then we go over to Heather's and she's hanging out with her kids and making bacon on one of those little plug and a flat top things. I don't know why I write some of this shit. It was like a little, yeah, I noticed that also. I was like, for some reason I didn't think that she'd have that shit. It was like a little, yeah, I noticed that also. I was like, I just, for some reason, didn't think that.

She'd have that accessory. It was like a hot plate. And her mom, and her daughter's like, mom, your hair looks so cute. She goes, thanks. I took Georgia to the ballet this morning or to ballet class this morning. I just like, I've got that like explains why your hair is cute.

She's like, well, I was going to something for the fine art. So I put my hair in a certain position. So she tells us that divorce is hard, but at least her ex keeps up their lifestyle so she doesn't have to work which is nice. I mean she does work but you know he kept the lifestyles up because he wanted a mom that was 24-7 to them and then we hear like this. How triggered was I Ronnie during this? Tiny penis.

Tiny penis. Tiny penis. Okay, okay, Jaden, you're young, so there's time to, there's time to maybe mold you a little bit more. So this guy Jaden, this is Ashley's boyfriend. He's like a teenager and he drives up in like, I don't know what car it was, it was like a little pumpy act or something,

but it was like a little like condosific that had like the, like the hemmy attached, where I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh hemorrhage where I was like, oh, we can hear that must be, that must be Jaden, that must be Jaden and they're laughing. I'm like, no. Those cars are awful and I've said it many times before, I'm always happy to say it again. If you drive one of those cars, you're an asshole.

And if you're not an asshole, if you say, wait, but I drive one, I'm not an asshole, that's fine, maybe you're not an asshole, but just know that everyone's going to think you're an asshole. And if you're not an asshole, if you say, wait, but I drive one, I'm not an asshole, that's fine. Maybe you're not an asshole, but just know that everyone's going to think you're an asshole. You're an asshole. You're an asshole. When you turn this thing, because it's not like that car even came with it. You know what I mean? It's not like some Lambo outside. It's some fucking Toyota or something. Somebody put that in just to be an asshole. There's like literally no need. You're doing it because you need attention because you probably aren't getting attention in some other way. So how about this?

Instead of putting that money into a hemi, that's gonna annoy everyone and give you lots of negative attention, put that money to some therapy or something or a pizza, I don't know. But like, it's stupid. If you have a loud car, if you have a loud car, we all hate you.

I'm sorry. So they talk about how her daughter is gonna go on a double date with Jaden and someone probably with a very quiet car in comparison. And then they're like, oh wow, that's so thoughtful. You guys just such thoughtful things like double dates. That's so different than like single dates. You weren't really thoughtful.

Yeah, and the big thing is that they've gone to dances like multiple times in a row because how there are explains that. In the Mormon community, you don't let your daughter go to a dance more than once in a row with the same boy because that could lead to a serious relationship and that could lead to sex which then could lead to a very loud car. But you know what, like the heart wants what the heart wants. Yeah. And so she's like, okay, we'll just see you guys know.

I'm not waking up for church, unless you guys really want to. And they're like, no, and she tells us, it doesn't really matter if I have money and go to church anymore because my kids are just basically not invited anywhere because I'm before, so they're just not part of the community anymore. Yeah, and so I'm sorry to let down my pioneer ancestors,

but to be fair, my specific pioneer ancestor had a comfort wagon that was very loud and we were already kind of shunned from the community anyway. It's almost like nobody needs bodyguards anymore. So one of her kids, Georgia, is like, you know what? They're just so judgey about everything and that's why I don't like to go to church. Sinners. Sinners. So then we go to Meredith and she's picking up her husband, Seth at the airport. And he, this guy, is just awful.

He's just so terrible. He's one of those people that like, he's not really interested in talking with you. He's looking to find flaws in your logic and just argue with you because it's like fun for him. And it's just so tiresome. I understand why Meredith is why why she looks and sounds like she does because she's probably just been like all the joy in her life has just been sacked out of her because of this man it's been sacked so he gets in the car and he's like whoa this is like the

first time you've ever come to pick me up. Okay. That's how you're starting. That's how you want to start this car ride, sir. As I hear that true, Sam, he's like, should I get in the back? Do you want me not to sit by you? Because I can get in the back if you want. He probably don't want me to sit by you. I mean, I just nervous. I've seen you in so long. It's like every little thing he says is to poke, poke, poke. And I was reading comments on this episode and people are like Oh my god, I love so much

What? Amazing huh? I'm like are you people? Are you fucking crazy? He is so passive aggressive and so snottie and so obnoxious and And he's like yeah, this is like a this is like a first date and she's like wow Train me like it's the first day. Now I'm a lovely goes, he goes, really I don't even know how to do that. I don't even know how to do that.

Like, I don't know why that annoyed me, I just did. So she tells him, so are you enjoying, oh, hi, oh, and he goes, oh yeah, I'm a small town guy now. So when ski season is over, are you coming to Ken? Okay, he's, he's a blue collar guy, by the way. He says I'm a blue collar guy. I'm'm like do you see your mansion and salt Lake City? I know what he's saying now he's blue collar because he's been living there But everything he says is to try and start a fight

He hasn't said one thing yet. That's not poking at her. It's like I'm a small town guy now So when skisies know is over you coming to can and she's like now and you go how about acro on that now because oh So where you live is more important than who you live with you're just gonna stay here She's like yeah, cuz you uprooted our entire family I'm sorry and we move every couple of years for you, so I Guess he goes well, so you would well, guess what you never would have been here if we didn't do that, okay? Look, look how much you love it here. You opened a store here, you really liked it. So we didn't move around all the time.

You wouldn't have found this place that you love. I'm like, what sort of fucked up logic is that? Like, if I didn't move you around so much, you wouldn't have found this place that you'd love. So therefore you should move away from it. I guess because maybe you're gonna love actual love to this place. Yeah.

And then I realized why everybody loves Seth. Because Meredith got Seth as in the deep discount and close out retail industry. And I was like, yes, so you're basically fucking marshals. Yeah. I'm into it. Like I would totally get impregnated with Ross or by Ross. Totally. He is actually Ross. He is the Ross. Yeah. Uh, so she, so because he's in this industry, he needs to like hunt for the deals, which I guess means that he has to move around a lot, which doesn't really totally make sense to me. I don't understand why that is what you can't be just like base where you are. So we moved to Toronto to Chicago, then to Chicago, and then from Chicago, it was commuting to Dallas and then we came to Park Sinney and Park Sinney. He was, he would drive to the supermarket every once in a while and we come back here. Right? How many details do you want about our travel patterns?

And she's like, I'm aggravating the amount of south. And he's like, well, I would move anywhere for you. She doesn't know you wouldn't. How does that make any sense when you won't live here? Where she wants to live? So full. Yeah, that does, it literally makes no sense. And then they show these pictures of them

in like younger days, younger, happy days. And it's like, this is a lovely family. Who is that woman who's in there? Who is that woman who seems happy and feels like, I feel like I see promise in her eyes. Where did she go? Yeah. And he's like, well, corporate headquarters

is in Camp Nohio. Cheetos, while my corporate man corner is here, so. Yeah, and she's like, well, you think it's so easy to just operate a business every two years and operate the family. And he's like, well, where I'm at, we have like a hundred employees, so I can't really uproot that.

I like that he's telling her, so where you live is more important than who you live with. But at the same time, he's basically saying, I'm choosing my job over my family. That's what he's basically saying, all right. So she's like, that's supposed to be tingling, sounds, I mean, he's like, well, you were the one who said, where are we gonna live?

No, she wasn't. She never said that. You were the one who got in the car and started with this shit. Now he's starting to get a gas lighter, fucker. I hate this guy. He is awesome. Yeah, he's just like a joyless dick

who just lives to poke like just to argument. You know he's someone at a dinner table. Like if you're a dinner party, he just talks at you the entire time. Here's what you gotta do, Ron. Here's what you gotta do. You're podcasting about bravo. Where's that gonna go? Where's that gonna go? You need to podcast about Podcast about taxes, you know, that's the thing that everyone has to do podcasts about taxes

Yeah, he's what it always has you always has something to say about what you're doing in your life It has nothing interesting or or substance. Yeah, I can see that I just want her to leave he seems like a total ass to me. So then we go to Mary's house and She's in the closet with grandpa and she's like, well, I was gonna. I'm gonna just this, you know, hat I'm gonna wear this, you know, I'm gonna wear this hat because jogging suit matches it matches my jogging suit You know what you don't even could you compliment you don't even compliment me. That's the thing with you like you don't even compliment me Even could you compliment you don't even compliment me that's the thing with you like you don't even compliment me Yeah, and then she pages charlinda to bring her a tray. She's like can you bring me my tray? Oh no she makes him page charlinda Oh, sorry, yeah, she can't even page my help herself

Yeah, so he pages charlinda to bring it whatever the tray is not sure what the tray is, but it is the tray and it's coming to her So let me tell you what's going on. Oh, I flare. And then we're now cutting between Jen and Sharif, who is... She's talking to her husband on the phone, so we intercut. So, she's like, Jen is picking on me and I just don't know why. Which Mary, you started it this time, at least. Yeah, you did.

So then we go over to Jen and she's face time. It was Sharif to get the and she's like, Sharif, let me tell you about this luncheon. It was one of the most horrible experiences of my life. And he's like, of your life. It's like, that's pretty bad. I mean, that's a lot. So Mary's like, my event, beautiful event.

We had books, I gave them books books they got a pen they got air pods I mean I wanted them to know it's like I care like I wanted to know how much I care because like love there was like much so much love There was so much love and then we get to Jen come to Jen Yeah, and she's like you know what you know I was just saying why I go off and like, what goes on in my life and everything. And I was just like sharing it. And then it goes back to Mary or Mary's like, you don't say anything that I wanna say,

she's telling rapper, she's saying there. You don't say anything I wanna say. There's nothing that comes out of your mouth. That's what I wanna say. And then she freaks out and calls me a hoodlum. And he's like, whoa, I'm so sorry. She's like, I was like, what's wrong with you? I mean, 7-11?

I mean, all that stuff she said about 7-11, guess what? That's my son and my nephew and my husband and my family that goes to that 7-11. I'm so hurt because my whole family is black. And I have a problem with you. I have a big problem with you. And Shreef is so sweet and so supportive. I love that the first thing that he said,

when she said about the Hoodlim thing, his first thing was, I'm so sorry. I thought that was like, that was so lovely that he just said, I'm sorry, that she had to feel that way. And then he's really supportive. And he tells us, you know, like, you know, you know, he tells her, interracial issues are real, they're black folks, you don't like other black folks, you say racist comments all the time.

So I don't want you to internalize and say what I do is a woman of color trying to be a friend, another woman of color, like I was on your team, like don't do that, you know, and he's like being, he's like giving just like this amazing, wonderful, thoughtful pep talk. And then it just got to marry with Robert and she's like, I'm just real, okay, I don't care what people think. She's bringing to marry in her grandma blah blah blah blah blah and he's like can't do that I'm like you're literally her grandfather though like it's vulgar but it's not inaccurate yeah and he's like well I could I couldn't care less what they think because I'm just

supposed to grin and bear it now and she's like yeah I mean she's making me a mockery I mean and she's like, yeah, I mean, she's making me a mockery. I mean, a mockery me. And she starts fake crying engine on the phone with Sharif. He's just given her this beautiful talk, right? This like beautiful pep talk. And she goes, yeah, well, if anyone did that to my son, I would beat their ass and he goes, you mean figuratively, right? She's like, no, literally beat their ass.

He's like, oh my God, it's like, he's like, this isn't about you. So don't internalize. Okay, this is about her having views that don't allow you with yours and all we can do is control our response. Maybe cut our nails because I woke up with gashes in my back, Jen. She just like, they're like,

tell them they're so crazy. So yeah, then grandma's like, I just, you know, there's a whole lot of misplaced jealousy and she's like, her behavior is toxic. You know, it's like a tree with a bad apple. If you don't get it out, it spoils all the other apples. And then you start calling non-apple products,

apple products. I'm confused. Because that kind of bad apple thing works. I thought the bad apple thing is like, if you have a basket and there's a bad apple, you don't really want to touch the other apples because you're afraid that you'll get another bad apple. I didn't know it actually had, I didn't know that the bad apple thing is like if you have a basket and there's a bad apple you don't really want to touch the other apples because you're afraid that you'll get another bad apple I didn't know it actually had I don't know that the bad apple actually infected the entire tree

Not the tree. I don't think but the other apples in a bunch it affects right like somehow you have a bad apple next to other apples It turns the other apples bad too. I think so either way. I just thought it was like really funny that like Sharif like his advice to his wife, was about being bigger than it, or in a sort of way, it was like being bigger than it. It was sort of like coming from a thoughtful place of, these are her issues, you got to control yourself. And then Roberts was like, she's just jealous. Yeah, well, it's how they're presenting it to you them too, because Jen has just presented like straight up racism to him. So he's like, you know, you're bigger.

Don't go down with somebody like that. And Mary just keeps telling people over and over that this girl is so jealous of her. She's so, so jealous. That's true too. She wants to be the top dog, top dog. My God. So then Mary, no, no, no, no, no, no, Whitney goes to Chiu Chiu Chiu with Will. Her non-blood sibling.

I never noticed this. I never noticed this. Yeah, so Whitney's interstitial, I never noticed it before, but it is the most white girl dancing of white girl dancing. Have you noticed her interstitial? She goes like, she's like, she's like, do like this, like, Bob, like this little Bob thing. Like, okay, that's like, that was basically every, like every bar mitzvah I went to growing up.

So we see them do some jujitsu training and a lot of like slam, he slams down and then she straddles him and I was like, this show is ruining me because I'm like they're banging right Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry. That's inappropriate to say, but I know I'm not the only one thinking it because my best friend texted me and she's like they're banging right Probably Well, especially actually a little bit it sort of sounds like it so So basically they're like step, step siblings and they're talking about the dad and they haven't heard from, like Will, his name is Will

and Will hasn't heard from the dad so thanksgiving and apparently the dad did, he did detox for seven days and rehab for 30 days and he was supposed to go start a living but instead he went to California and then he... The best place to go. The best place to go when you're trying to start to go when you're trying to show. California.

California. The real takeaway from this was that Whitney has yet another new confessional look, but this one with fillers, et cetera. So Whitney is like every time we see a new confessional, it's like a different person. Because there was that one where she has like the big like Kathy Moriarty hair in eyebrows, you know.

So I'm just trying to try. I'm just trying to try. And so she's, she's telling is I think this is the Maryland Monroe one right where she's got like a gold kind of She's got Maryland Roja hair and then she's got like a gold dress But one of the straps is down and her boob is like about to pop out and she's being very She's she's just she looks sexy as hell and she's like this boom is just about to come right at you And she's like in my dad's sobriety and she's like talking this boom is just about to come right at you. And she's like, Hey, my dad's sobriety. And she's like talking about the darkest shit ever.

Looking so fine. Yeah, no, no, I was, no, I mean, she definitely looked like, well, whatever. So, so she is, she's talking about her dad's treatment and everything. And then she tells us about her family structure. So she says that her dad had two kids from his first marriage and her mom had two kids from her first marriage and then she goes, so my father had a boy and a girl,

Curtis and Kelly, and they married and had me and my sister Shaley. I'm like, it sort of sound like she said that her dad's kids got married and had Whitney. And I was like, you know what? On this show, I do have to stop and think that that really happened because so far this show has kind of like, you know, like, press the limits of what we expect out of relationships. Yeah. Um, so she's like, well, after the divorce, it was hard because I did have a good relationship with him and we were buddies, but then the siblings got along well, but then after the divorce it was their siblings

Against our siblings and then it just made the divide bigger when I supported my dad And wills like well if you need anything, I guess you could just let us know and she's like it would be super helpful If you could send encouraging texts and he's like I have but the guy never texted me back Yeah, and so basically they're just gonna send love and support while the dad goes on his journey towards sober living, et cetera, et cetera. And then afterwards, they're gonna fuck. So, by the way, we have two shows today about

people just not texting back. Which you got, I love when Bravo does that. Just like Dovetails two stories. It's the same, it's a thing, not of not being texted back. It's not a Bravo. It's like this week on Bravo. People don't text other people back and other people are positive for coronavirus. That's what Bravo is this week. So now we go to bowling alley for Henry's birthday. Happy birthday Henry. Happy birthday. Who's ready for Henry's party? Who, I love that

It's a birthday party bowling alley I love that Go Henry, go Henry, go With Sundance coming down the pipeline I'm like, what can I do now To make them feel special Because that's my time Is this my time to say

You have mommy's a tantan Oh my god, look at all of you the attention you're doing crack and you touch I'm a good mother and I'm happy so happy Because I like that she's gonna completely ignore them for a month through them Exactly. I like that. She says this is the one time that you've got a hundred percent of mommy's attention I'm like you're you're shooting a reality show. This is not a hundred percent of his This is like you're you're shooting a reality show. This is not 100% of his this is like You're literally on display for the cameras. I do not believe that he is getting 100% of your attention

Yeah, so I'm happy he's happy because he's so funny. He's looking him jumping around Oh honey, remember how I told you about marathons at cyber I think and my 40 is what did I accomplish like everybody feels like that at some point like oh my god My 40 is like I'm a loser right I mean not me but everyone else does you know failures What did I accomplish? Like everybody feels like that at some point. Like, oh my god, my 40s. Like, ugh, I'm a loser, right? I mean, not me, but everyone else does. You know, failures feel it. So I gotta.

And our kids like, I'm a worm. I see like flapping on the bench. And so, listen, marriage, like Diet Coke is sacred. And it's not till death to you part. It's for eternity. So nobody has a perfect marriage, but you pick a partner and choose to make the best of it. Okay. And like, that's why John and I were came together, okay, because we both have a core love of God, a core love of Jesus, and a core love of family. Yeah. I'm like, that's pretty standard for, I think,

I would say, uh, like like most Christians by the way. Wow, wait a second, are you telling me, you love God, Jesus and family? Yeah. So I thought that's my manatham. That's just how I'm the highest. And she goes, sometimes you know, you feel out of sync. And the producer goes,

well, have you ever gotten to it with your husband? She goes, oh yeah, I've thrown his phone out of the car window before okay he makes me upset I make him upset the Bernice is like did you go back and get the phone she's he had he went back fire it was in the snow back I was already at park city because I'm like the queen of Sundance I just woke up to rob a reference and give me a Rolex and I threw it out into the snow Yeah, and Killian Murphy had to take it out. It was crazy

She love that. I'm just like everyone's like being nice just to get something from their husband And I'm like like an arm marriage John. I don't perform for presents I just serve presents for no rising like I just have presents for braving He's like well if you want to give services. have presence for breathing. He's like, uh, well, if you want to give services, you could do that. It's like, John Barlow. John Barlow, not in front of Henry. I love that Henry. You just got a spare. I love that. John. Why am I kind of loving Lisa? I hate myself. I just figured I was gonna hate Lisa and now I'm like kind of laughing at Lisa in every scene.

I don't know if I love her yet. I think it's funny that she threw the Rolex, I think that's kind of like Wanda dress. I think that's like crazy that she took his Rolex and threw it out the window. But, um, No, it was his Rolex. I thought it was the Siphon.

No, Rolex. Rolex. It was the siphon. No, Rolex. Rolex. Rolex. Yeah. But no, Lisa's gonna be, I know where I'm gonna be with Lisa. I'm gonna hate her this season, and the next season I'm gonna love her. It's like, I have to go through a season of hate,

and then I realize how like, no, that hatred was like, for like something amazing. I didn't hurt her to react to everything, just crack me up. Like all the ladies are going crazy fighting. She's like, you know what, I don't like how this makes me feel. I think there's no resolve. I think that's the problem.

There's no resolve here. Oh, so then we get a scene of Whitney and her dad driving to rehab or sober living or whatever. And that's pretty much how the other way of you live. That my takeaway was, my takeaway was like, sir, I understand this struggles in your life and I am very happy that you were taking care of them. Please bring your seat closer to your wheel. This is not safe.

Why are you sitting so far behind? Why are you sitting in the back seat while you drive, sir? Yeah. So then we go over to Meredith and Seth at home and she, I mean, this is so fitting, you know, she's doing this probably putting perfume on her wrists, but she's kind of rubbing her wrists together and staring at them like she's got fucking handcuffs on, you know. And of course, it's because Seth is there and he's like, you know, I'm taking off right because I need to go to work because I just can't live this park city dream like you. Okay, say one thing that's not trying to start a fight.

Please just one. Park city dream, where you do weren't you the one who moved them to park city? This is your dream that you actually started an abandoned to go back to Akron, Ohio, sir. So then I start to kind of feel for him. Okay, and I think this is why people'm feeling for him Listen if anybody cries. I'll feel I'm very easily manipulative. No Yeah, I've never need something from me and I won't give it to you cry. That's really all you have to do I'll do whatever you want So did you feel bad for Austin and Southern charm?

No, cuz it wasn't even real I kind of feel that I've lost it. Yeah, cuz I don't think Austin's like a bad person necessarily, I just think he's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr picture while we'll help you figure out what you want. Maybe I'm not in the picture. She's like, well, I don't disagree, Seth. I mean, it's not like I want to separate, but sometimes you have to work things out and eventually, in order to come back to Ghana and it was a happy couple. And then he starts crying. And this is right, yeah, I felt bad.

He's like, I don't think we're gonna make it. I don't think we're gonna make it. That's because of your fault. Yeah, and he's like, well, I don't want to separate him. He's been 25 years And they hug and he keeps crying and he's like, well, I guess I know it's the right thing So I do love you and all I could see was that she bought the fucking bear art. Did you see that same thing? Yes I was like, oh, she got the bear. She got the bear art. And then he swings his bag over to shoulder, it's a duffel bag. I'm gonna like lands on a shoulder.

The music goes boom, like duffel bag of the motion, you know? So now let's go have lunch with Mary and Heather. Oh, and also since we didn't do it before the last scene because it did happen, I've noticed that Salt Lake City does sort of have an anthem from like it's, so Salt Lake City doesn't seem to have a Trixi monical, but it does have a piece of music that they play every week, which is like this sort of banshee sort of thing. Like it sounds like banshee is not banshee like with.

No, like this out? No, it's just someone going, Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya about that. So she comes in and she's like, do you want a cocktail? Because I'm having a vodka soda. And Mary goes, um, you know what? I'm going to have a still water with that. Sparkling, no sparkling, because bad. It's bad. Sparkling is bad. And you know what sparkling does? It hurts your ovaries. Yeah. So yeah, it hurts. I couldn't tell if she said it. Carbination hurts your ovaries or hardens your ovaries. But either way, I wasn't sure it was sound medical advice. No, shockingly not sound medical advice. And Heather goes, oh, it hurts your ovaries. The double the sparkling for me. I'm not using these suckers. I have double the sparkling. I'll have a vodka

chicken molly pot. So they toast and seven years of good luck with each other in the eyes. They start talking about the lunch and and Mary is saying she's like, you know what, Jen's problem with me, that anger, that rage, she resents that I'm on top. I'm like on top of fake medical knowledge. What are you talking about? What do you want, Zappa? Maybe her shirt. Oriling the whole thing down, Jen was being a drama queen, but if Jen says you might have just got her legs amputated and you said I smell like hospital or whatever, and Mary had just said I didn't mean it that way,

I'm so sorry. The day. But instead you guys made it this huge, huge thing. And she's like, she's triggered. She's triggered to what I have. Like, she's just not used to it because of my color. And Heather kind of laughs and she's like, so it's a black thing. She's like, what are you saying?

She goes, what is being black have to do with jealousy about her purses? Yeah, and she goes, yes, my color, my style, whatever I have, she feels like she has to be the best. And like, I just don't like to live in and wobble in pain. She's not wobbling in pain, guys. She's very sturdy in pain. I'm not gonna wobble in pain.

So she'll never apologize to me. She's Grains grandfather, motherfucker at me. And she's like, okay, so your mother, she attacked your marriage. She goes, yeah, I mean, grandmother will her will like in her will She wanted me to take her place. It was in her will Yeah, and then she starts saying you know like my you know my husband's not my blood grandfather That'd be weird and then she starts doing her crying and she's like

She's like I mean I didn't want to marry him. I mean it was weird to me But but she wanted it she really did so I bait her because I trusted her every word I mean she she got the church this far then I trusted her and look at my life. Look at me now. I won. Oh, okay. Maybe you seem sort of sad, but that's okay. God. Yeah. And so she tells us that she started to pray. She didn't want to get into the marriage in the first place, but then she started to really pray hard and seek higher help and then God told her to marry him. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, uh, yeah. So, uh, Heather, Heather, uh, says that she also chose faith over love. And you know, she married for her family and religion. Um, she's, like, but then again, I also never had to call my Billy grandpa or even

daddy. So yeah. So she's like, well, I'm really glad that you shared that with me, Mary. You haven't said it 30 times every episode of the show. So thanks for sharing it. And Mary's like, you know what? I care. But like done when I'm done when I'm done when I'm done. I'm done when I'm done. And how there's like, yeah, you guys have a, but here's the thing, you guys have a lot in common. I mean, you probably have more in common than things that you don't have in common. I'm not sure. I think that's the thing that people say

when they don't really know what to say anymore in a fight like you guys, you guys are so alike, that's why you fight. It's like, no, no, Mary's crazy and Jens and our sister. That's all. Yeah. And Mary's like, well, no. Mary's crazy and Jens and our sister. That's all. Yeah. And Mary's like, well, she's damaged. Burnt the bridge, she burnt it.

And I don't want her friendship. You know what? Done. I'm done. And that's how we end the real house of Soak Lake City. Some more insights into Mary's life. No convenience stores, no carbonation.

Really old phone. To page for a tray. That you have to page, you have old phone to page for a tray. That you have to page the help for the tray, but the tray is not in the kitchen where you are. It's in some other random room where a tray should be there. That's what I'm saying. What is the tray?

What is on the tray? And why is the tray so known that it could just be referred to as the tray? I don't know, but I guess we'll see next time. We have a full season. We have a full season. We have a full season, a lot to unpack. Can I touch? So you guys, thanks for listening and for some of you.

Thanks for watching. We are gonna be back on the next episode with some Southern charm, a lot of drama over there. So we're gonna have some fun with that. So stay tuned for that episode. Keep an eye out for it and Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the next one. I have one Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors

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