Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: That's What Friend-Ofs Are For

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

The season three reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3 E15) is here! But Jen Shah, however, is not. Instead, our plucky second-string of Angie H., Angie K., and Danna takes the stage.Watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1961-77798650See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is a man who lives on the wrong side of the tracks. So, like, city, it's Mr. Ronny Carram. How dare you make fun of the fact that I'm from Hillary?

I thought you were from Tuala. Aren't you from Tuala? Tuala Tukes. Tuala, Taluila. I'm from Taluila, Taluilaville, okay? I thought you were from Twelaw. Aren't you from Twelaw? Twelatux. Twelalula. I'm from Talu-Lulaville, okay? I'm a fucking Salt Lake City. My God, the commitment to making zero cents, the show shows.

That's something. It's impressive. This poor season held together by Scotch tape and spit, you know, just trying to get over the finish line. And I literally, I do not care what anybody says. This shit is hilarious. I was cracking.

I was cracking. Thank you for watching this. I do not care. It's funny. It is funny. It's so funny. Because we're doing this as one of our live shows. We start live shows next week.

Yeah. Austin is the second we're going to be doing Real House one of our live shows. We start live shows next week. A ya ya Austin is the second we're gonna be doing Real Housewives of Me Jamming. So excited. And then the next night in Dallas, we're gonna be doing this Salt Lake City, the whatever, the reunion. The reunion, too. And people are like, oh my God, I hate that.

And then why are you doing that? I don't care about Heather, it's on. It's not about what you think about the show, okay? A crap experience is not about the show being good. It's harder for us when the show is really good, okay? This is our wheelhouse, okay? A shitty season of a crazy show. That's what we excel, okay?

We're all blessed to be together next Saturday, or Friday, Saturday, Friday. Friday, yeah, no, you're right. So everyone come join together, come to us. We'll go to watchocrapans.com for all your tickets. And then of course, after we're done with Austin and Dallas, we have a whole other large host of shows that we'll be doing. Later in February, we have a whole other large host of shows that we'll be doing.

Later in February, we're going to Phoenix, going back to Phoenix for the first time since the pandemic. And then after that, we have our big-ass show, NLA. It's for the Golden Crappies at the Wilter & Theater, right there at the corner of Western and Wilshire. And we've already booked probably about five or six, maybe seven, maybe eight guests, I can't keep track. We have a bunch of guests that are gonna be there.

They're really good, I'm really, really excited. They're from very interesting spaces, but we're not gonna announce who they are just yet. But the point is you gotta come, gotta come to the show, it's gonna be so fun. And the ballot for that's gonna be coming up soon as well. And then after the crappies are done, we got Charlotte, Atlanta, Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Francisco, Toronto, Philadelphia, New York, DC, San Diego, St. Paul, Chicago, Columbus,

Boston, and then we end in Mashantucket, Connecticut, at the Foxwoods Resorting Casino. So it's so exciting to be going out on tour again. Ronnie and I are gonna reunite next week in his hometown, not his hometown, but where his town is right now. Where his home is. And his home is right now. And also this is crap and it's on demand.

Go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends. You can watch us. Hello everyone. And yeah, it's fun times. So we got a big big episode to recap. So this is real house assault lake city. Andi, I would say his enthusiasm level, not the highest up scene, not the highest. It's like you just told him he's going to be recapping a reunion princesses long island. Every single question and the asked was basically, can I have a check, please? Check, check every little thing. Everything he said I was expecting him to do the little hand writing motion in the air because that's how checked in he was. He was like fuck all of you I hate. And then when there was drama like it started getting good and there would be some drama he's like

oh my god shut up. Nice. Let's go to a clip please. I was like this is your job. This is the dramatic part you're supposed to be excited and he he's like, no, you guys suck. Hate you, hate the show, hate the set, hate wigs, hate your new chin, Meredith. Lisa, I hate Diet Coke, fuck Diet Coke. He's like, the con. He almost had his network moment of I'm mad as hell. I'm not gonna take it anymore.

I'm not gonna take it anymore. Yeah, he just seems so unenthusi- I think part of that to be fair is because they filmed this reunion I think December 16th. So at that point, everyone is in senioritis mode. Everyone's ready to go to the holidays. Probably the last thing that he wanted to do was spend a Friday sitting and having to do a whole reunion. So he probably is already not enthusiastic. And then Jen Shaw doesn't show up. So now it's literally four people there. He is just so, he's just not into it.

Well, you know, another big thing is being a father at 59 or whatever, 52 or whatever he is. And, you know, I've watched a couple episodes of what's what happens live to, you know, see funny people who are, whoever's on there to catch whatever gas is going on. And he'll be like, what about kids? Cause, you know, that's what parents ask everybody. They see, they're like, hey, what do you think about? You be a great parent,

cause they want someone to bitch to and they know that their non-parent friends will not listen to it. So anyway, most people are like, dude, I'm too old for kids. And every time they say that, he's like, I'm 50. And you're fucking exhausted, okay?

You're showing that you're literally great. You are as great as your hair. You look like a swiffer sweeper, okay? You look like a swiffer sweeper in a suit. You are exhausted, sir. Don't tell me to have babies at 50. Hell no. No. No. You are exhausted, sir. Don't tell me to have babies at 50. I don't know. No.

Yeah, he just looks, it's a combination of exhaustion from having a little, a little B1. Exhaustion. Two. Well, yeah, but like he's got like, like a real, but his daughter is less than a year old, right? Yeah, you never even see the sun anymore. I was like, would you just ship him off to Hogwarts? Where is he? All you see is a little one. Hey, I think her name's Hazel. They're always like, look, here's Hazel. She's like, you know, ho, like these cute little punchy baby faces.

They are cute babies. Those are cute, two cute babies. Yeah, they are cute. But I don't think you ever see the other one anymore. He got shipped off somewhere. Hazel is the only one we see. Either way, there are a lot of factors contributing to the fact that Andy does not seem very enthused to be doing this reunion. He just wants to go home, put his feet up, binge some shows, feed his kids, have the nanny feed them some damn grapes. It he wants. Emerson is that, that makes history union even better because his amount of being over it is just fucking hilarious. Like he has had it.

So it's New York City is seven in the morning. Whitney comes in just like Whitney. Lisa is in her dressing room. She's like, Whitney, did you have fun, Nar nerves? And she's like, no, not at all because all season I was so Gaslight and watching it back I realized I was in crazy. Listen, you got to be on the right side of history is coming down to Whitney's fights. Like whether, I don't know who to use for jazz. You believe that Angie Harrington said that Lisa Barlow gave blow jobs for the jazz? Jazz tickets?

Because you don't want to be wrong with that. What you want me to say is that I don't want to be wrong with that. Well, you don't want me on the wrong side of history. Don't want to be on the right, the textbooks about that moment in American history. Don't want to be on the wrong side of it. You don't want to be on the Confederate side of the blowjob fight. Okay. Nobody wants to get that on their 23 and me family tree breakdown, you know, with years. No.

50 years from now when Whitney is running for office, hi, I'm Whitney Rose, running to be a senator. Well, Miss Rose, we just pulled up some archival footage and it seems like you may have been on the wrong side of history when it came to blow jobs for jizz for jazz. No. Oh, oh my gosh, thank God for the hot tab time machine. So then we got a Meredith stressing room. Meredith has a new chant.

Looks very pretty, whatever she's done, I won't run. I didn't know that, but I believe you. I think or it's just being, maybe it's just being shown differently. I don't know, I've never noticed or chained before, but I really like it. I mean, Meredith is one of the most gorgeous toy stories I've ever seen.

They really should start making toy story real housewives because she's just Megan. She's good. Maybe she's good. Maybe the sequel to Megan, it's just called Meredith. Megan, I'm a doll. I'm not gonna kill and defense of my favorite little girl. I'm just going to say that's absolutely correct.

And I heard a room, I'm gonna kill people with rumors. No. So Heather and her and dressing room together. And he's like, hey, guys. And how are you feeling and all that? And Heather's like, I'm feeling good, Andy. And he's like, well, are we gonna be able to get you to a place where you haven't be able to get you to a place

where you haven't been able to get to in the season? And by that, I mean, making any kind of fucking sense. I have no idea what I'm watching. I have no idea. I thought he meant an international destination on a trip. That's one place that I'm not gonna have to get to ever on this show. So, it's like, hey, watch, you're gonna get to a place

you haven't been able to get to anywhere past Phoenix. It's true. They have only stuck to Southwest Airlines flight paths. Okay. Like the fact that that Meredith and Heather wound up in New York City for the very last scenes of the season was like shock. It was strange. It was like, what are they doing there? There's tall buildings. Too far, too far, bring them back. The season jumped the shark. They're away from the Southwest flight zone. Actually Southwest does fly to New York.

You just have to go out of Ron Concoma. Trust me, that's a real bitch. Oh, I've done that. I thought it was I slip either way. Whatever, you have to take like a train to a little... You have to go to the wrong contra- You have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra-

Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra-

Yeah, you have to go the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong contra- Yeah, you have to go to the wrong Christmas present is, you can use my Southwest miles to come home. I'd be like, oh, fucking, hey, I got to get from forest lawn to fucking I slip.

Are you kidding? It's like a two day journey. I was like going to cover the wagon. Yeah. Yeah. Must've been really painful for Meredith and Heather to make that trip because you know, that's what it was. So Heather were literally a little

bonnets. Yeah, with like, like, was it salt, tack? Who would have been able to get on higher ships? We're going on a journey. It was just well. I feel like I'm my Mormon ancestors right now, but going back east, the experiment didn't work out. You're so stupid. So then Andy's like, so yeah, are you gonna get to a place, Heather, meaning like, are you going to tell us about your black eye?

And she goes, well, I'm hoping, so Andy, I mean, you're the housewise whisperer. I was like, oh Jesus Christ. He's like, oh, it's on me. She's like, I was hoping. So then Andy goes up to Meredith. She's like, hey, how do you feel about seeing Lisa? Well, I feel like a lot of my side as a story has never been told. So I'm ready.

Hey, you're too out of my tape, Meredith. Sorry for some happy. So Whitney asks Lisa. She's like, do you think that we'll be sitting next to each other? And Lisa's like, well, I hope so. You know, you're one of my best friends, but I requested to be sat next to a diet coke in the big gulp cup.

So we'll say, we'll say. It's at least like Lisa says to Andy, are you ready? Yes. Are you ready? Yeah, I think today's gonna be weird like the dynamics definitely like shifted and stuff well I think I know how the other trailers going to show up

They're gonna be like wow We're on the wrong side of history And he's like God can we just fucking start this? Okay. So he's like, Oh my God, my fucking ring just went off again. Amazon, leave me alone. I've got kids trying to sleep. Andy, please concentrate.

Just sit down on the set, please. So the set is being dressed. They're making it look like they're Santa Claus and they're just now putting the set together, you know? So they're like rolling out the fix, no, and everybody's on their way to the set, but nobody's on the set. It's only Andy. Yeah, it's strange. So Andy is like, hello, and welcome to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season three reunion. I'm Andy Cohen. And in true Salt Lake fashion, everyone on the cast got arrested so it's just me today So what would a better arrival be for Castle Salt Lake City?

Then a covered wagon with a bunch of racist white guys who want to fuck seven women each legally It's a cast of real housewives of Salt Lake. Oh, it's a spr the phone like the out into sprinter van into sprinter van. So the sprinter van shows up. This is the Bravo equivalent of the helicopter and Miss Saigon. So basically the sprinter van comes up and then and he's like, okay. So he like walks up to this sprinter van

that's on the set and he like opens the door and they all walk out. It's like this very awkward set piece of a moment. That's really good to be really into. That's a really land. You know, no one really liked it. It was pretty awkward by me. So Meredith is like, wow, I think that

I'm also in consensus that we don't need to spend more time in sprinter vans. And then they fire up a good old fashioned sprinter van montages of them all basically yelling each other out of each other for the past two years. Yeah, because they're not going to get gen in this reunion. So they're just going to put as many gen clips as they can to keep us watching. So this is basically just different shots of ads and gen going, what an effort I'm going through. So Andy's like, well I'm here. The

ladies of Salt Lake City. Hi, I'm about it. Hey, did you share a nice bubble bath with Seth before arriving? Well, I think that Seth was still in battle when I left this morning, but then again, there never was a discussion of exactly where Seth was in the first place. Finland wonders where Salt Lake City rests on the hierarchy of these shows. Meredith's most memorable moment is being in a bath that one time. So congrats. Yeah. So, Heather, you have fully recovered from your black eye situation. Your filler addiction seems to be raging. So, yeah, you. If I had a nickel for every ounce of Buckel fat removed from your face. I'd be rich as Eric and Jane pretended to be. I would know another.

And now there's a call to me 10. Is it Buckel fat or Buckel fat or Buckel fat? For, I don't think I know what's the best. What everybody is doing to get their cheekbones to look like mine naturally, dude. Oh, I just heard about that. Where they look like really shuncon in or whatever. What's that?

What's that? Yes, someone just told me that there's a new procedure where people remove the fat from like right here. Yeah, they all look like kind of vampire or me when I'm thin. God, I miss those things. I'll be back with you. Non-bucklecle fat face. Soon.

Um, so then, uh... Hi Whitney Wild Rose, how are you? I'm doing well. Good. Hey, you got a little chocolate syrup on your dress there, so still might want to wipe that off from Justin. Hi Whitney. He hates her. He's always like, Hey, Whitney, you're still dumb.

Lisa, spray tan is the game of the day. He's getting right over with it. Poor Whitney. So he tells them, we're in a dilapidated church. Do you think it's a symbol of the season? And Lisa goes, yeah, it's total dilapidated.

And Whitney's like, it can't poop. No, dilapidated. Oh, oh, dilapidated. That's when you have your lap surgically removed. Then where does Justin sit during dinner? I think we're just in sit during dinner. No, the lapidated means you've just installed dial-up internet in your home. You've been dial-up data. So then Heather's like, yeah, you know, this sat is so beautiful, Andy.

And I really think that it's so representative of what we've gone through this season. It's like, yeah, that's what he just said, Heather. So then Lisa is like, I have mixed up motions. I would be a great ticket, some cloud shine. It'd be great. It'd be great. Well, there's only four of you on the couch and today and we invite a gender be here,

but unfortunately your legal team represented by uh make-up artist number one s-quire unfortunately marillo marillo dbs s-quire The law for the Marillo and Marillo have advised her not to come today. Oh, so Heather's like, yeah, I mean, she was kind of the whole season, so good luck with this. Good luck with this one. He's like, great. Well, she changed her plea from guilty to not guilty.

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Heather, did she tell you in advance that she was going to change her plea? And I was just like, oh yeah, she called me right before she went into court, Andy. And I just cried with her and I said, good luck. Good luck. Good luck. And did you feel wide too though? And she goes, well, I wasn't feeling anything other than sadness for her family. And I thought of her children.

And I thought of like, hey, my friend that was doing something, was doing something that I didn't think she wanted to do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was, she was, she was, she was talked into it. You know, that was part of her defense. That she was just running around with the bad crowd. That 50 something, you know, bosses. If your friends told you to run off a cliff and robbing old person, would you do that? Right.

Well, I want to leave it there because this seems sort of interesting so why even follow through with it. So we're going to come back to this later. Yeah. So he's like, all right, well let's leave that there for this wonky Vita cocktail intro into Lisa Meredith. Are the two of you speaking terms as anybody care? I don't go ahead and answer anyway. And so Alisa goes,

first of all, hi, Madath! Hi, Madath! Meredith was like, I'm like, I wish to a happy birthday. Thank you. And he's like, you wish to a happy birthday?

She was like, yeah, well, I was with you. And then we see footage of what happens live where she goes, I'm being murdered, I guess. And it's like awkward. And everyone's looking around like, yeah. Because then he's like, it's Lisa's birthday. She's happy birthday Lisa. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well, hypothetically, if she'd contacted you after the reunion and said said let's just sit down Would you have taken the meeting and Meredith is like nothing Not for now, you know me Meredith the easy one to apologize to on the cast I didn't feel that I felt very alone in a manger. I was with a psycho.

Don't cook for my head. The little white marative wish that I was dead. Alright, we'll get to that later Lisa. Alright. Well my issues with Lisa today have nothing to do with her childish tantrum and how many times I have to say the same thing. And well, that's the first time I've person heard of it. So Andy's like, well, your animus towards her doesn't with me, uh, animus, give you a moment there to look that up on your

phone. Okay. Not until we've been dating for three months. Alright, I don't know what you just said, but we're just gonna move on. If your Adam is towards her, it doesn't have to do with the hot mic. What does it have to do with? Well, Amber, after our zone, we were in neutral space, it was an Apple store, and hopefully, a positive moment forward in the purchase of a stylus. But shortly thereafter I come to find that Lisa had removed me as a follower on her Instagram. She did it right there in the Apple store on one of the sample phones they have right there. She did it in public. Now she was hiding her stories from me from my viewing. What completely set me over the edge was when she said

Siri say that Meredith smells like Farts and then Siri said in the whole store Meredith smells like Farts Well, it's funny because when you say that in a store there's a bunch of Apple devices They all hear it and suddenly it's a chorus of phones saying marina smells like birds. Meredith smells like birds. Meredith says like, and then there's one that says, I'm sorry I didn't get that and another phone said, I said, Meredith smells like birds.

It was horrifying. Well, you know, I was very upset when Lisa didn't reach out on my father passed away. I was like, oh god, here we go. A fucking gen with this. She goes, and man, Lisa went to Twitter and posted lots of text messages that were from a month later to make her look like I was long- I ain't. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. Excuse me, but when I have already been traumatized, horrified, traumatized, enough about my father's death where she had already created trauma over the dates, and that to me was just like, really, we're going to go here again with something so raw and so painful to me, that I couldn't understand the rationale. Okay Whitney rationale, give you a moment to look that one up

Okay, how hold Andy? She was a really she was a really good wife to Bill Cosby on a show in the 90s Felicia Rashad yeah And I thought this is not someone who wants to move forward with me in a positive direction Andy not someone who wants to move forward with me in a positive direction. And the solution. I was like, I just started to visualize Whitney looking up rationale and coming up with Felicia Rashada's result. So um, a potato from Boise is really all we have going on said you were talking about Lisa from the giggle The season married it to you were granted and she's like well the context was cut out of why I was talking about

me B and it goes the context being Well, what she did to me in the Apple store The context being... Well, what she did to me in the Apple store. The game made it seem like I went into one of those Microsoft stores, which no one goes into, you know, is horrified at the implication that I was there. Well, you know, she, um, the context was that I was very concerned for it. I mean, concerned behavior was just not the behavior.

I was normal person. Oh yeah, Tom Meredith, she smells like, oh, Meredith smells like poop. What I mean? What I will not stand for is the constant bullying, traumatizing and horrifying nature of Syria. I will not stand for it. I have a toddler at home who has to hear this.

So, Annie's like, oh, you're worried about her and your storyline this season is meant for health. So, did you reach out to her, Meredith? Did you reach out? She we just hear like that buzz of the lights in the studio. It's like a long pause and a b at 7-11 but you did it and I'm sorry that I talked about it. I don't believe that you've related the entire Utah Jazz organization and some of their concession operators but they are out there and I apologize for saying any of that that your name and full number is written in all the stalls in any look and cranny of the Utah Jazz Stadium. Okay. Sorry that after witnessing the iPhone videos of you getting Anomas from all of the

zebras from the Utah Jazz Baltimore Ravens, then I repeated that to other people. Anomas, I love the burritos Vaspachito mass. Then I repeat that to other people. It's a hard-knockered life. Funtanas Annie. Okay. It's not even close. I always rooted for her and Neo. That's Carrie Ann Moss. Not Annemos.

So Lisa's like, thank you. So then, Andy's like, um, well, a, um, Tiger from Lily Shrimp, sell, are there multiple rumors about Lisa because there was so many I mean there was giving blow jobs for jazz tickets. There was doing sexual favors to give Vita and restaurants Oh, yeah, they're like three or four just from the script. Hey, you know what? Can I have a break? Can I have a break? I need a glass of water. Please, I'm dying. I'm dying up here. I'm dying, I'm gay. I would love to clarify this. Okay! Water is something that comes in a bottle or a glass.

Oh, I thought you were gonna clarify some about the show, not something about the water request. Okay, no, I can do that too. First of all, I never said Meredith started rumors. I said she was the one who started talking about it. However, when Meredith came to my house She said there were rumors about Lisa that she performs favors for the placement of Fita. Isn't that absurd? She said that and then she told me Stevie Nick started the rumors Whoa, you're doing so well. We would not have an album called rumors

With me is such a dumb dumb. She's like doing her finger. She's like, however, then she came to my house and she said, isn't it absurd that Lisa would be doing favors for Vita tequila? And then I said no. And then I said, well, what I had heard. And I was like, are you trying to help yourself here?

Because you're basically incriminating yourself, Whitney? Well, that's what she always does. And, because she always, she actually thinks it's a virtue because she's saying how she owns things, but what was funny is that when I was watching this, I was taking notes, and I accidentally hit the, the 10 second rewind or the 5 second rewind. So what I heard was this, I heard the following sentence.

However, when Meredith came to my house, she said there were rumors about Lisa that she performs favors for the placement of Vita. However, when Meredith came to my house, she said there were rumors about Lisa that she performs favors. And I actually thought that was just Whitney. It's plausible. It's plausible that she would literally repeat the same sentence. That's what happens in her mind. That 10 second jump, like she just kind of hits it sometime, you know. that is how Whitney talks so she's like Yeah, well I said I had heard but I never said blowjumps for quartzide sees let me point again I said those rumors like are about this man because I heard them from Angie Harrington then when we got to Arizona Then Heather spunt my words and she she said, blowjumps for quart-side seats.

It's like, what argument did Whitney think she just won? We know. We know all this. I'm not sure. So Heather is like, if that had happened, when you came and told me all this in Arizona, why didn't you say, remember, this is a joke that Angie made and this is it wasn't a joke. She told other people tell she told other people to oh, yeah, well, Heather I think she did say that to you actually let's roll the clip of Whitney literally saying that to you and I love this

Them and the lingerie party. It's like boostie A's, and Whitney being like, well, and she said that the reason they have tickets is because Lisa does stuff for them. The clip is just so bizarre to see the clip in the middle of all of this. And then, yeah, okay, just to correct here. Andy, yes, she did say that, but she was saying it like it was serious, not that it was like a joke. Heather is saying, why don't you just say that member, Andy Harrington was joking,

Alisa probably gave, which is what we've all suspected this was anyway, but Whitney's like, no, she said that Alisa is blowing every, but she said that Alisa insists on taking out Grimiss' fupa and sucking on his mushroom head blowing every but she said that Lisa insists on taking out grimaces Fupa and sucking on his mushroom head until she gets a happy meal. It's like, why are you making it sound like that? Whitney has not always been a great interpreter of tone, I think. I think she has often passed sort of cutting jokes off as like cutting jokes as truth.

So Lisa's like, you know what? I don't, you know, I don't matter how much Whitney Gats fry it. I'm so glad she came in and stopped it because if Whitney didn't come in that night and had her like, stop it, like what? She started all this stuff. No, she didn't start it. I believe Whitney wouldn't have said anything if other people in this group were not going to Whitney to talk about it. So she's basically trying to be

like, remember, we have to be mad at Meredith about this. Right. We're mad at Meredith and Angie about it, which is true. They're trying to make it this big thing about Whitney, but she was just repeating information from Angie Harrington, right? That Meredith was trying to get her to say on camera. I think that she would, I mean, Meredith just was like, okay, I'm gonna get my revenge on Lisa, and I don't think she's just waiting to do it. It's just like, just give a little tip. Just poke Whitney a little bit, and she'd be like,

I heard that Lisa Barlow gives blow jobs, and she chopped down at people's Christmas trees, and she blew be like, I heard that Lisa Barlow gives blow jobs and she chopped down a people's Christmas trees and she blew up the bank. You know, it's like, let it grow. And Lisa's like, yeah, because a lot of people in this group are talking about that. And Heather says, I didn't hear any of this until Arizona, what are you talking about?

Well, when Whitney turned to me, she this calls a lot of information. Oh no, it was a natural guy's asshoating up of information. Don't, don't, don't, we go to commercial. And then when we come back, she's like, ah, huge amount of information. And then there's nothing. Like what is it? We haven't been yelling about.

Tell us. Well, you were the one who brought out the rumors in the first place Let me see the flashback of Mary. I was like, well, when there are rumors and I don't know if they're true false, but there are enough rumors that I came all the way over to your strange house and helped you undo the dishes Dishones So I'm just letting you know there are rumors out there and they sound absurd to me I mean could you believe that there's a rumor that Lisa Barrow tried its sexual favors with a statue outside the arena that that jazz playing it sounds absurd to me. I can't put anyone with say such a thing Okay, then while you were roller skating Lisa and Zandie Ego you seem to insinuate the merit of that a pill problem

And then it cuts to Lisa in that pink bicycle helmet going at least I don't pop pills bitch like you know Like that's not insinuating That's literally saying she pops pills so Lisa goes no, I wasn't about that. It's just that Jen said that when we were at Zion's, yeah, Zion's. We were at Club Zion's, Meredith was on something with Heather. Well, you said she popped pills. Yeah, well, Jen said that they popped pills before and I was like, oh Lisa's smart. Just you paint this on Jen. Knowing Jen not only isn't coming back,

but it's gonna be locked up for six years so she can't review it. So just offload everything onto Jen, perfect. All right, and Heather's like, Whitney, you know this isn't true. And she's, yeah, Jen told me, she said you poppales and she told me like, catamine or something, catamine,

something like that, I don't know anything about drugs. And that's why I said it. I mean, that's just a bitchy thing to say. I'm married with it's like, huh? Brimchry thing to sing, and as long as I, it's not a maybe answer bitchy thing. And then, um, Andy's like, whoa. Calling someone a bill popper goes beyond bitchy. That's a pretty bold accuser has very

hurtful. So of course Andy the most offended Andy's ever been is that someone is drug use is called out of national television. Yeah well it's pretty violence called slander okay I don't understand what's wrong about Academy and they sell it at every gas station and supermarket check out like that So Kit Kat not can't I mean Please try to keep up with me Well, there's a lot of accusations flying and you know what our mind actually worse than everyone else's like so what And if you really do have a problem, you should, you know, call Jen right now and say,

hey, why did you say that? Cause she for sure said that. She said it. Emeritus, like, I'm calling Jen. I'm gonna call her. So she starts dialing Jen. And Lisa's like,

Yeah, she talked about that. Yeah, she did. She told me they had Kettle Corn and Pelican meat. Now, okay, just speak to Jen about it instead. So Mara said Greta's mean. And I said, yeah, that's why I start watching the news. Greta van Sustrin always had a bad vibe about her. So, um, Mara calls Jen. So of course, Jen answers, because Jen's probably out on the sidewalk trying to like listen in into the studio. Yeah, and she's up on the roof, you know, trying to find a crack to look down through. She has like two cups with a string like she's across the street.

So Jen's like, Jen, I have you on speaker at the reunion. We have a little bit of a conflict here. What about me? What about my girlfriend? No, Jen. Jen, too soon, okay. Hey, Jen. Hey, Jen.

Jen, tell him how you told us they did shrimps in the hot tub. Shrimps. Now we're doing shrimps. Well, got to mean and shrimps. I mean, I didn't know what ketamine was. I had to like Google it. Turns out it's not dark oak. And Jan's like,

ketamine, what do you mean? Like the horse's string? The drug, the drug that horses to you? I mean, we're not addicts, like horses. Step call me an addict. I'm not a horse, bitch! And how there's like special case, special case. Oh, well yeah, I give that to my kids.

Ah, don't think it's a special case special K. Oh, oh yeah, I give that to my kids. Don't look at the same special K with me. So Andy's like, well the question, so Andy looks pith and you know, you can see what's going through Andy's mind is you wouldn't come to the reunion but you're totally fine to answer questions on this phone. How dare you? So he goes, okay, Jen. So the question is, were you going around asking if Meredith is a pill popper binder back no no that's a lie that's a lie I never would have said those things

and Lisa's like well you don't tell the truth all the time so I wouldn't expect you to now and Whitney's like yeah I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth. And Lisa's like, you believe that's ever me? No, I'm not going to jail. And then he's like, whoa. Whoa. Wow. How could you, how could you be so rude to someone who robbed seniors of all of their income?

I can't believe it. Wow, that really crossed the line. That was really hitting below the belt. I'm so upset with how you just hit below the belt. I need a moment. So why don't we run the footage for the 12th time of Jen getting arrested in the spring of Ann, okay. So then Heather's doing a shock face too. And Lisa's like, wow, it's the truth. And Andy goes, okay, so your saying gets inaccurate. Thanks by Hang Up Now.

And Meredith is like, well, I'm through the grapevine that long before this season. Lisa had been saying things. She had been saying things. She had been saying, the California sunshine. Oh, I heard it through the green. There was a girl name names, name names.

It's like, well, they're not in this cast. Lucille Ball, Breba Mackincania. Yeah, the, the, the reason that playing saxophone gave it to me, good authority. You would pop some pills, ask him if you had a connect, whatever that means. So, um, and at least it is screaming. She's like, I've never said that before. I feel like buddy dinner.

I just fight it. You believe something. Go to press on. I can't handle this. I got to. Who cares. We all know they're doing pills and drugs. Like, does anybody doubt this?

I mean, look at the footage that they've showed 20 times tonight. Heather and Jen, all like rubbing boobs and doing all that stuff. Meredith can barely hold her head up half the time. We know you're all popping pills, guys. The housewives did not just start yesterday My favorite is that when Lisa Barlow gets really upset she looks like she's on a bumpy hay ride She's like I did nothing wrong. I did nothing. I am not wrong. I am not wrong She's bouncing up and down up and down up and down. And Meredith is like, of course, because you can't admit when you're wrong, ladies such as, I do, I admit when I'm wrong, you don't.

If you apologize once, it's fine. But if we're now, it's not so apologize to you forever. Oh, well, I have actually apologized a multitude of times, at least over these rumors, and think we're on sinks. Maybe seven now, and he's like, sorry I wasn't really listening, hey Meredith! Behind Lisa's back you said you would hate to have an SEC filing at this stage in your life, no?

And Drew, that's not what I said, please roll the footage of me saying I could not imagine wanting to crowdfund at this stage of my life unless I had no other choice. I think I'm absolved of any misdoing at this point. Listen, I was just saying it's not right for me. I mean, it's right for them. It's right for them. I don't like playing games where you have to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. But if the par of those want to do that, that's fine. If they want a crowd fun, fine. They want to go on to Kickstarter, that's fine. I don't like violence.

I don't like kicking. So I don't not purchase a bait and crowdfunding. Listen, if they want to stand in front of a grocery store, dress like Santa ringing a bell until someone throws them enough dollars in a red bucket Start a business that's fine. Listen, I never wanted to join the army. I'm excited for their Kickstarter about the SEC. I think it's gonna be a tremendous board game that many people enjoy. SEC, the board game available on L.A.L.A.L. one kickstarter now, exciting for them.

So she's like, yeah, I'm also, I don't want to do the work that all that filing, you know, would require. And Lisa's like, we have a lot of lawyers. We have a lot of like, hold on. Oh my God, lawyers see if just the funniest tech. Like the funniest tech I've ever seen. Yeah, and guess what? My eldest son just graduated from Fudge University with a legal degree. Okay.

He passed the bar, the chocolate bar. Okay. So now he's on my team. Oh, yeah. By the way, we're on TikTok now. What's your crappin' on TikTok? Just search what's what crappin' is. Okay.

Sorry to interrupt. It makes sense because we just turned 11 on Wednesday. So it's appropriate that one time call the subject. Yeah, I don't tell us we're too old. So Whitney's like, the point isn't the filling. The way that Meredith brought it up was to make Lisa look bad and he's like, do either one of you want a pursue or a relationship or both of you is bored with each other as I am with the both of you?

Did you know I'm a father? I think that we folks made very big mistakes. Lisa has said horrible things about me and my mistake was being friends with her in the first place And I think it's really really sad. It's heartbreaking to me. And I don't know where we can go at this point. I mean, at a minimum, it will be nice to be respectful out of respect for the friendship we once had, even if there is no future towards a new one and to treat each other with respect and kindness. Knowing I have a toddler at home and just be cordial and see where it goes. I would be open if she decided to give me a little rattle. I can give it to Bruxy see how he enjoys it.

A little rattle. And then we got my favorite segment of every reunion, Lisa Barlow's cry, her constipation cry. I felt devastated last year prior to the hall bike well because like we were even friends anymore and so sad like I lose like I'm enjoying it like you're a child too. I'm sure a child. Where's your child? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH whatever sheep workout you. I know. Hey, well, I really hope there's a positive path forward for the two of you that we can come in and destroy.

All right, let's go to commercial. So they're on break and nothing really happens. And then we talk about how Lisa singing went viral. He's like, wow, Lisa, you're singing with viral people literally broke out in the hives. Would you consider releasing a holiday disease? I think we're the thing at the best time. It's the best time.

Actually, Andy, I would. Like, man, I'm already working on it. Maybe it's not an album, but maybe it's like three songs. It's called, like, Deck the Diet Coke with Bows of Ice Cube. I don't know, there's a lot, Andy. There's a lot. Away in that manger. Away from a manger.

And away in a manger, which is really confusing. That's the dance mix. Jingle Taco Bells. That's a big one I'm excited for. Jingle Tacos. Silver Taco Bells. I'm excited for that one too. Jinco Chaps. So Andy's like, okay, well, from drinks in here, shoes in the water,

setting sales with shoes in the water and hair on the drinks. Something else happened on this show. I really don't care. Roll something so I can close my eyes for five minutes. Thank you. And it's the big friend of segment, a big friend of montage, and low and behold, when we come back out of the montage, three friends of, we've never, I don't think we've ever had this many friends

of, at least the ratio, the proportion of friends of the cast members, we've never had it rival the actual number. Like, there was three to four, three versus four. This was a, like, at a certain point, those cast members were gonna be outnumbered. It was very scary and he looked alarmed. First of all, everybody looks insane.

Okay, reunion outfits are traditionally crazy. This one was insane. I don't know if they called them all and said, listen, we want you to look like varying stages of band-aids. Heather can be a fresh band-aid. Meredith can be like a day old. Whitney can be Angie Harrington could be a scabby band-aid that needs to be changed.

She's got to be banned, you know. I believe it or not, I actually really like Dana's look. First of all, Dana looked fucking insane. She's wearing a cane. And she's wearing a cane. It was like, it was like, house the dragon. She looked like Reneira's, or Reneira, I forget their names.

Reneira, yeah, Reneira. We'll look like Reneira's both, but Reneira's. I know, it was Reneira's. Reneira's, Reneira. She was like Reneira. And so I, She was like Rayon to me. I,'t know. I have to say I'd like Dana's look. I like that she went for it. She's like, you know, they cut out my big scene.

So I'm gonna wear a cape to the ring. Yeah, I'm gonna come in like a Disney villain, you know. Which, this is the show to do that on. It's the show to make that move. But Dana just can't pull it off because like she's- she's not comfortable. She keeps pulling at the shoulders of it. Like it's just not fitting right. You know, she's sitting there the whole time like fidgeting with it. Yeah. It's not unlike that famous Carol Burnett sketch where she plays the guy Scarlet O'Hara getting stuck in the window rod. Yes. Yes. So anyway, so they're all there.

And Andy is just like, he's so dismayed. He's just never seen so many friends up before on his couches. And he's just furious. And he's like, so destiny from Austin, who's working at a breakfast shop, said, hey, Dana, you started talking badly about Jen from the Gecko. Did you ever intend to get along with?

Oh, hold on a second. Hey, hey season. Who's Dana? Is there a natural Dana on this show? Is this a typo? Oh, there is a Dana. Okay. All right My favorite on this was when they showed the clip of Jen and anyone be like this show can't last with that Jen and Jen's like great one-liners. Jen is like oh really? last with that Jen and Jen's like great one lineers Jen is like oh really Dan a banana bomb Dan you're gonna come for me I was like oh my god that was like the proof that she's done you know so we see never before seen footage right is this one we see that oh no that's in a minute that's in a minute so Dan is like well I saw the way that she treated you Angie at the choir

audition like I didn't really like that way that she treated you Angie at the choir audition. Like, I didn't really like that Angie. And she's like, well, I appreciate you for defending me. That was hard. That was hard. It really was. And Andy's like, well, why did you tell Jen you knew an informant? And she's like, because I was just hoping that she could own it and take accountability for it.

And Andy, are there bees in here? And she's like, because I was just hoping that she could own it and take accountability for it. And Andy, are there bees in here? Not all those are just your shoulder bands. Please stay still as a television show. So, okay, jumping ahead, there's book party. What was your motivation for going after Jen, aside from the fact that it just would have been a fun thing to do? And you know, you probably might not get another chance to do it for 30 more years.

She was well, Andy. Oh, well, this is when we finally see the clip, too, right? So I wonder, by the way, before we even see the clip, maybe the reason why we didn't see this in the main show is because since we didn't have Jen on the reunion, they were like, let's just put this on the reunions. That way, there's like some Jen fighting for people to watch. So we have Jen saying, don't talk to me, Dana. Don't talk to me. Dana's like, get out of my mother fucking face, okay? You get in my face. I can be right back in it too. Yeah, she's like, yeah, you better be nice to me,

especially if you want some money on your books. Yeah, I like to bark. I bite. I tried to get all like like crazy with her and the storm off. It's like, down to nobody cares. It's a lot for you, Dana. It's a lot. Well, I appreciate it. I just appreciate it. I appreciate it.

But I also like when she said, you better be real nice to me, especially if you want to get some money or fucking books. You see, I think it's Whitney in the back, I go, ah, where'd you get it? Oh my God. Jans writing a book and didn't tell me. Oh.

And she announced it the same day as Heather's book release. Wow, at least I'm not the only person stealing story, stealing story lines from Heather this season. And then they just give Dana this big giant monologue. And it's kind of like the last thing that Dana says for the rest of the show and probably the rest of her bravo career. So she starts off, she goes,

you know, there's a reason I blew up that night, Andy, at our dinner in San Diego, she was making fun of where I was living. So I was like, I live on the west side of Salt Lake City. It's more of a country town. Oh, South side. I can't live on the west side of Salt Lake City. It's more of a country town. Oh, South side. I live on the south side. Yeah, she's like, I live on the south side. The south side of Salt Lake City. And she was like, Dana, you're mad because you live in T'roura. What was that? T'roura. T'roura. Yeah. Yeah, she saida. To Willa. To Willa.

Yeah. So Liz, like, yeah, she said, you're just mad because you live in To Willa. And I was like, oh, yeah, well, I own multiple properties. And her ass just rent. And if I wanted, I could buy the house that she's renting. You want to make fun of To Willa? Why would you make fun of To Willa? And then she said, and then your husband,

Rod Riga, or her Berto, or whatever his name is. And I was like, my husband's name is Ernesto, and there's no need to make fun of his name in Tawila. So put all of this together. I'm just gonna address what she's doing is not right, because I don't like her name, shaming towns towns or men.

I'm gonna address it and guess what that was upon because she made fun of my address and to Lula Fairbanks. So and he's like all right so thanks Danah that was a really stirring monologue about nothing. Hey Judy from from Judy Townsend's Angie H, we all really wanna know what happened at the jazz game. Did you tell Whitney and Heather that Lisa slept with a rich friend for jazz tickets and Angie H is like, absolutely not. And the ice sang it to the tune

of when the Saints come marching in a totally different vibe. Okay, well, if you didn't do it that way, did you talk about it ever then? And she's like, well, Andy, what look with me and I discussed rumors over the phone because John Barlow was behaving in a way I didn't understand the jazz game. She's got such a weird cadence about how she just drops words, you know? I know. It's like she's thinking it's like she gets a load of them and then drops them all and then has to wait for the rest of them to fill her head and then like wait for it and I've been just dropped them. So um, it's like watching dictation on your apple on your iPhone. Yeah. It's like, we're going to do it and then it like takes a second and it's like,

oh, these are the words you said. Yeah, so you're like, you can do it. I believe in you. And the John Barlow was acting in a way. I did not recognize Adagias, he was making decisions, speaking in a voice that was not quiet. It was very alarming, quite frankly. Hey, my husband told your husband to stay away from him.

That is what happened at the game. She just, no, he yelled, the f-word in front of your son. No. No, no, he yelled, the F word in front of your son, not him. No, no, no, no. This is where it all gets twisted, Andy. So this is good. Let's go. Let's keep speaking.

What are you trying to do, like, group therapy, like, mediation between? No, no, no, this is really good stuff. This is good. This is good. Keep going. And Angie's like, he was acting like lunatic lunatic now when she said yelling the f-word What f-word did she mean? She better mean fuck. I'll tell you that right now because nothing would surprise me in this cast

Could have been French fries The overlooked Mormons in a Voting French fries could have been fun. Yeah, so Angie is like, well, security came over and said, you want us to kick John Marlow out because he's acting like a psycho. So I called Whitney and I said, it's interesting because he's sitting in bleep seats and she said, do you think anything's going on there? And I said, I've always wondered because I have.

I have. Yeah. Oh my gosh. By the way, I have to say one thing that was very funny is that in the teas for this segment, going into the last commercial break, they show this exchange where Lisa goes, don't talk about my husband's character.

And then Angie says, don't talk about my husband's character. And then Lisa goes, your husband's character, the world knows about that. But then when we actually see it, when they show that as the teaser, they cut out all the stutters and omns because when we actually see it, Lisa goes like this, well, your husband's character, your husband's character, like, the world knows about that. I was like, I know. Definitely help my brother. When that happened, I was like, you know how much better watch what crap is would be if we about that. I was like, I know. Definitely help my life. When that happened, I was like, you know how much better watch what crap is would be

if we had that. Like, can we hire somebody? Oh my God. So much better. How many times have I said, and she's just like a, what's the name of it? Escalator.

The worst, that would be nice. So, but also an editor that occasionally throws the sun to the bus like this, because this was good. It's like the editor is like, oh, let's make Lisa not look stupid. Just kidding, let's make Lisa look really stupid. Let's keep it in there. So then, yeah, Whitney's like, well, Angie and I

have had so many conversations. So I gave her a pass, because like, well, Angie and I have had so many conversations. So I gave her a pass because like, maybe she forgot making the joke. Okay, so Whitney, now you're saying it was a joke. Now you're saying that you knew it was just a joke that Angie was making. You just admitted to completely fabricating your anger over this whole thing. Whitney is such a shady asshole. And God, I really love Whitney now. Isn't that weird?

She's hilarious. I love Whitney now. I used to hate Whitney, but now I'm like, oh my God, you're so dumb and cute. Oh, gosh. Can I ask what the joke was? Because I'm still unclear, because I never said anything about blow jobs for jazz tickets.

No, the blow job for jazz tickets got twisted in a mess. Remember when I said, it got twisted. This is good. So she got twisted in a moment that we were drunk in Arizona. Well, did I say that? Did I say that? She goes, no, you said Heather should buddy up with bleep like our friend Lisa. Um, for the record, I did not. Nor would I ever do that. Okay, so, nor do I believe he would have done that, Lisa. I mean, I think that we all know that if you're giving out sexual favors, it's to prevent caterers to coming to my parties.

I just don't feel like Lisa Barlow is a sexual favors kind of a person. No. I don't see that at all. I'm not saying like I don't see any sexual charisma. I mean, I don't. I don't look for it, really, but I just I don't know. Now me. Shit, I'll blow you for 10% off a new bar ride.

Lisa, I just don't see what I'm doing now just feels weird especially over sports tickets. So what the fuck does she care? So Andy's now fully bored. He's like so Lisa are you a jazz fan? Have you seen the last dance on the SPN? Wow what a documentary She's like I'm a really bad judge that Jizz Jess what a documentary. She's like, I'm a really big justine. Just just so you are just no, I'm a really big justine. And I I'm friends with some of the players too about, I don't see what that is. And she just goes, oh, friends with the players. Oh, right. Well, Coco from butter says Meredith, you said someone sent you proof that Lisa was creating fake Instagram accounts to troll Angie. I never did that.

I never did that. I never did. I never did. I never did. I never took it. No, no, no, no. Sandy's like, okay, well, who was sending you, Meredith, Meredith? You had all this anti-leases stuff, all these long, just, just, you know, who was sending you all this anti-leases stuff? And at least it's still yelling.

I know, I've drawn the cast. I never drawn anybody. I use my own face. I use my own face. It's her battlefield. It's her battlefield. It's her battlefield. It's her battlefield. Trolls are her battlefield.

Oh my God, that's your battlefield, your face. Yeah. I don't think Meredith actually wants up even answering the question of who the hell is sending her all these SEC filings, et cetera. No, and Andy Yells is like, let her finish! And Andy's like, well, I have screenshots and she has

DMs too you do it to all of us we all have screenshot Lisa we all do Lisa You're trying to take away from the fact your husband trolled me. Okay. I'm sorry. You trolled me And she's like well it was fucked up. I'm not gonna say it's not. It was fucked up. And then he's like, okay, okay, okay, let's move on. I'm like, this is the best story I've owned at the season was the husband come to me to troll her. I know.

Let's not move on. Let's bring that fucker out here. And, and Alf on the shelf cost him. Please. And make him fake cry and explain himself. All right. So, Kimo from Sabez says, you K, you set the ladies up in San Diego with a big house, which was supposed to be Jen's last to rock from, you know, going from the big house to

the big house. Ha, ha, ha. Anyway. Did you feel like you were the hostess of that trip? Well, I felt I feel like that was both of our trips and days. And he's like, well, typically Jen has the best room, but what do you think when Angie took it? And they're like, oh, we saw trouble coming.

And Andy goes, so anti K, why do you bother Jen so much that you were, you know, taking the big room? She has to be really truthful and ace. Let me tell you, I just think that Jen wanted me in the groups with conditions, and she wanted me down there on a leash, right? He's like, put the champagne. That was the message of that, she has,

that she's the one in control, and I need to calm down and not take the trip so far. I was like, well conveyed, nice job. That is exactly what the message was. And you didn't listen, but good for you. You shouldn't listen. You shouldn't be taking photos like that. I also want to point out that at no point

during this reunion does Andy ever ask after she poured that champagne on your head, why would you front be friends with her again? Because it never made sense what Angie went back. So Andy is like, so did it, did it feel like a joke? Did anyone else here think it was funny? It's funny as my last joke that I just made

about the big houses and everything, and Heather goes, well, when I played it back, I saw the humor in it. There, where Heather, where was the humor Heather? Because Where was the humor, Heather? Because nobody found it funny, Heather. Well, they're jokes that you make that I don't think are very funny. Why did you cross the road joke last night? Yes, that was a hilarious joke.

It crossed the road to put on a dress that has an evil eye on it. That's not funny to you. You laughed at my traumas. You laughed at my traumas. To put on a dress that has an evil eye on it. That's not funny to you You laughed at my traumas you laughed at my traumas. How could you do that, Heather's? And others like, unless and I'm not the one who porch amping on your head I never would porch amping on your head And if I'm gonna just get nailed to a fucking cross Just because I thought something was a funny bitch move then just do it, okay? Just fucking do it already

and she's like well it's very clear you'd with them like me because you wouldn't find that funny Sather and so Andy's like well pen from his big booty small says Angie gay compared Jenna Pink for coaches party to conning people Meredith the matter. What is your response to that? Below the belt. Oh no, below the belt. I don't know, below the belt. I don't know, below the belt. There were so, there were so close Andy. I mean, it's a bit much considering it's just a little bit of champagne. Oh, a little bit of champagne. Did it take a bucket for me to grasp the intention of the disrespect, Meredith?

Did it take a bucket for me to grasp the intention of the disrespect Meredith? No, listen, I'm not defending her doing it. Don't misunderstand me, because if she had done that to me, I would have been horrified, but she did it to you, which was hilarious. Yeah, but you're completely minimizing what she did to me.

And Meredith's like, well, I'm not minimizing, and I'm saying it was no big deal. I'm serious, a different thing. And then she's like, oh, yeah, well, let's see what happens. When I pour champagne on your heads. And Meredith's like, well, if I have them, I'm tired, so a lot of people waiting for me

to thanks my hair, maybe I mean, I got a little upset. I guess, I'm still you adding this. She had her whole glam team, remember? I got up at 3am, guess, and since you had him this year, her whole glam team, or whatever. I got up at 3 a.m. Hair and makeup, 3 a.m. and she destroyed that. Well, I wouldn't have taken something like that to that level.

That's all I'm saying. I mean, it's one thing if you pour a bunch of champagne on my toddler, brocks, but you're not a toddler. You're a friend, so, okay, you're not a toddler of. Well, it wasn't just that one moment. This went back months and years. I was at my tipping point with her, which is why I arranged a very large house for her last vacation of all time.

Yes, okay. Yeah, none of it makes sense. And they also never get into the hole she threw your shoes over board. And then you're fine with her. They're like, what the fuck? So now she's saying, because Heather says, why host a party for her? And so she goes, yeah, well, she's been calling me a fucking bitch and a fucking fake bitch. And then she said, you talk to Lisa, you fake fraud bitch. And is this where they put a text? No, what? I have a text ready.

Tell me when it comes, because I've got it ready to read. Yeah, it's coming. It's crazy. It is crazy. So it's like, yeah, she got mad, because we weren't allowed to text each other. And Angie goes, well, neither were married to the Mai. And she goes, being kind of a voisa. Tom, Tom, Tom.

Yeah. And so Angie K is like, okay, you don't have to know about my history with Jen, but reading the room in that moment and how uncomfortable it I was, you should. Like, you know what you should do? You should work in a cubicle because you apparently have zero people skills.

That was funny, right? That was an example of comedy and humor, right? I'm gonna have to go, Meredith actually takes this seriously. She goes, I don't work in a cubicle and my business is extraordinarily social and I have very good people skills and she they have been, they haven't been trying to get on this show for three years. So dropping the mic. I'm banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na because they're afraid to work with people. That's not what cubicles are there. Yeah, that's not there to protect people

from having to see a certain part of society. You idiot. So, yeah, so they're now in a cubicle fight. And Angie Kays, like, I never called anyone. I was referred to by one, two, and three. And that's how I was referred by one, two, and three. And that's how I never called anyone trying to get on and that's how I never calls anyone's trying to get on the show I'm from Salt Lake City, okay, I know people here not like you who had a birthday party

There wasn't even your party it was sense parties I'm not like some idiot from to willa. Sorry, Dana collateral damage. You're just here. I can't help it To willa the town built by cubicle people. To Willa, city of anti-social people who work in cubicles. Am I right? High five everyone. Oh, Jenna did not realize you were still here. Moving on. Okay. My note here is, ha ha, he hates this cast. He was so pissed. He's like, oh my god. Okay. My note here is, ha ha, he hates this cast. He was so pissed.

He's like, oh my god. Well, because Angie Kay was trying so hard. Like she was like, I am here to get my snowflake. So, Andy is like, okay, Angie Kay, you pissed off Meredith and Heather by telling Lisa what Meredith had said about the SEC filing. Why'd you bring it up? Well, okay, two days before we went to San Diego,

Jen was trying to expose Heather's business to me, and I don't want to embarrass you because it wasn't kind. And she sent me all this information calling you a lying bitch ass hoe. Those were her words. And here are the text messages to prove that she said that that and I was totally chill in this conversation. This is yeah, that's so funny about this to me because she's,

she's bringing this into evidence to make herself look better. But she looks horrible in these texts. Okay. So Jen says, girl, I got you. And then Angie Kay says, says seriously thank you. We are both going to have to have a talk with this bitch down there and you are going to have and that says something. I have to address the banana. She says you're gonna have to dress the banana, which maybe he was that like their code for a danna. I'm not sure. So, man, I don't know, because I like, what does that mean? You're gonna have to address the banana. And then that's when Jen says, don't fuck with my people or me by bitch asshole. And then she writes back, okay. She's going from bad to worse here.

What the fuck, LOL. So you just, I mean, you just look like a Jen minion. Why are you bringing this into evidence? You don't. Yeah, she says it as if Jen came to be like, I'm gonna expose Heather and it's gonna be terrible. But the texts are like, yeah, do it. I am gonna be there with you.

Let's bring her down. So then Andy, and this is also another moment where Andy started to keep calling him out, because obviously he's just having a bad day. But girl, what are you, you're just dropping the ball left and right here, right? Because Andy goes, so what do what are you draw, you're just dropping the ball left and right here, right? Because Andy goes, so what do you think of that, Heather?

And she's like, well, I think it's forever the course with Jen. Now my business stands for itself. I'm proud of the way it started. How did it start? What is this shameful way that it started? Because from what we know, you bought a business with divorce money, right? Is it more than that? Because if it is, I would love to know.

Andy, Andy, you're gonna ask any questions here? So Angie K is like, so two days later, I'm watching her, I'm watching Jen with you and Merit. You and Merit in the car, she's talking to Heather. You and Merit in the car, and she's doing the exact same thing to Lisa. And I was very triggered because I thought we were gonna be taking you down, Heather,

and then she changed the game plan. And I wanted to get the hell out of the car because the only way I felt I could make it right was to share it with Lisa. Right, she's mad because she had a storyline that she was gonna fake with somebody and get them caught on screen, but then somebody else did it. She's like, wait a minute, they all just fake these fights

and go out each other and plan all this information. I'm triggered, which makes no fucking sense. You were part of the triggering event, ma'am. Okay. And then she goes, who's next? Is it me?

I worked off from my, worked my ass off from my business and reputation. And I know you have to, and I did not like who is next? Who is next? Like, like, you know, who is next like, like, you know, like it's like she makes it sound like they're being picked off by a surreal killer. Which one of us will be next. Yes. And it's just so funny because it's really

a glimpse into the backs, you know, the back scenes of how all of this really works, you know, like teaming up to bring each other down and then the scene goes badly and it doesn't quite work and then you get left holding the bag and you get pissed off about it and you try and change sides last minute, you know, so anyway, first Gen tried to come for beauty lab in laser and I said nothing. Then they can't for Lisa ball those whatever her business is. And I said nothing. And then Jen shot came for me. And there was no one to say anything for me. Except Marie-Lo who is who was still holding a purse he had stolen from Meredith store. Um, so Heather is like, you know, I just find it interesting that we have this selective

morality like, ah, it's okay to do to people if you're with Jen, but then no one told me, and then Jen couldn't carry the ball to the finish line and give me an ultimatum. So now you're here trying to do that. Like, why do we get to pick and shoot? Like, how do we pick and choose? Which is a really good point. It's like, they're all just being shit heads.

And she's just like, but you're even admitting in your own story that you're a shit head. So why am I going to be mad at Jen after this story? You're an asshole. So, um, at least it's like, that's a lot of lumping people together. Okay, I have never gone along with any schemes with Jen. Okay, I have never participated with that. And I think it's wrong when Jen does that. I always try to help change Gears. I always try to help her change gears. You know, that's like why I love driving because I can always change gears. So Andy's like, okay, let's change gears then. You ready? And then we get the top chef. And she's like, bring it on, Andy.

And she's like bring it on Andy. Well, all eyes were on Heather this season when she woke up with a huge shine her in San Diego. Was her black eye thanks to a drunken blackout? Or do you think these women have a fight club that we don't know about? So then we get clips of Jen and Heather just being wasted in their mirror lemon row outfits and wigs and just pulling up their tops and rubbing boobies and hopping each other and like putting their boobs on the mirrors with no ketamine or streams involved at all I'm sure. And then basically all the clips of the black eye night right so we come back

and Andy's like okay you told several stories you didn't know you knew everyone knows some people know Lisa smells like fart I'm sorry I heard that in an Apple store it just slipped it Betty cut that cut that far that well Andy I blacked out I don't know what happened. Well, I wish you just said that It's like well, you know because there was a whole in there was a whole investigation Yeah, and I just wish you could have liked just said that and there goes well, I woke up terrified I was terrified you know I woke up my phone was plugged in have you ever had your phone plugged in when you wake up in the morning? It's horrifying.

Purifying. And so she's like, she's like, yeah, I blacked out and Lisa said, well, I wish you would just said that because it caused so much drama. I mean, they open an investigation and Heather goes, well, I wanted an investigation open because I woke up with a black eye and Andy's like, well, they didn't find anything and there was no additional footage. So what the hell? Like, if there was, we would have shown it and she's like, yeah, I was terrified and he's like, but then why would you say you know what happened?

If you don't and she said, because I was scared that they would rewrite the narrative. And if I said I didn't know what happened, then they could make up whatever they wanted and say that that's what happened. And Andy goes, who, who's they? And she goes, who's they? My cast made, like look at Raza Housewives show. Did you not remember last season what we did

with, there was confusion about a memorial date? I mean, they were just gonna run with this if I didn't have I had to get a place holder She's been saying I needed placeholders and I needed to stall until I could figure it out myself So Lisa's like well, if you said you didn't like I didn't know what happened because I blacked out I drank too much like that would have been like so much better because that like this like I'm back to people on Production like and made them like, like they did it to our okay, I don't know, some Lisa cares very much about production.

Yeah, well she's saying, well yeah, because apparently they launched an investigation like who hurt Heather in the middle of the night when she was blackout drunk. Does somebody take advantage of her from production? Was it like some creepy sound dude who was like just up? Like, who did this to Heather? There's no footage, but obviously something happened

So she's saying yeah, you're putting you're making you think this is this big funny storyline But you're putting all these people's lives not lives at risk, but their jobs at risk and the reputations at risk She's like I just wish you'd said I blacked out so Heather's like you know what like you know, I blacked out. So Heather's like, you know what? Like, you know, I take full responsibility for it. I'm sorry. I just, I would have choked on those words. I was humiliating.

I don't want to black out. I don't want to get drunk and black out. It's terrifying. And Andy's like, you're not the first outspoken to black out. Here's the seasons one through last year of Roni. Okay. And she's like, I know, but for me, I just, I have so much Mormon shame about drinking. Okay, okay.

I'm not going to follow you down this Mormon shame bullshit path. Okay. I'm just not going to do it. Especially when you had the whole booby, the whole booby and grinding and getting fucking hardcore wasted every single episode. No, you don't get to use Mormon shame to absolve you of your Black Eye story in line. Now, that said,

I'm kind of buying a lot of what she's saying here, as far as, look, I didn't know what happened, but I knew something happened. And if somebody did hit me, and I acted like I knew they hit me, so they better come clean before I do it, And if somebody did hit me and I acted like I knew they hit me, so they better come clean before I do it, then that was a way of

tricking them into coming clean. I mean, it just gets so crazy. I actually, I actually believe it too, although I'm famously naive because I believe a lot of stuff that they that Bravo prepares for me. I'm like, oh yeah, that sounds amazing. I'm gonna look at you. We'll eat what you're cooking, you know what I mean? But I do think like she's doing a social deduction and makes sense now like, okay, she didn't want to say

I blacked out because then what would have happened was what she was afraid of if she said I blacked out, they would all think that she was covering up a story. So she leads with confusion with all these different things, sort of hoping that she could flush out someone who knows the information maybe vaguely threatening them or making them feel like she's chill with it, so they might come forward and admit it. But that explains really why she's so erratic with all her responses. Well, kind of, but not real,

I mean, you really have to believe it all the way to believe it, right? There's no partial believing it. Because then on the other hand, she's like, no, she did keep looking at Jen in a certain way and they call this out to. She did keep looking at Jen, like, are you gonna say something?

What she explains the way by saying, well, I thought Jen was gonna help me find out who did it or whatever, but then there's the other rumors that she ran into a sink or she hit her eye on the door. She fell off a boat. She fell off a boat. The most believed one in all of these theories. So yeah.

And then there's the one that we talked about last week where it's actually a Botox thing in all of these lyrics. So yeah. And then there's the one that we talked about last week where it's actually a Botox thing where she got an injection misplaced and it bruised, it took a while to bruise up and that people could see that she was already trying to cover her eye before that night. So she would have seen that that was happening and known that this wasn't from the night being blacked out, which makes all of this stuff bullshit. So we're left still not having any idea what to believe, you know, but I did find myself buying parts of this like, okay, I can see how you would try to get people to confess like a

movie from the 80s, you know, with Steve Martin as a detective. Like let's try and trick him into confessing. Yeah, it's like when they say listen We know everything already fun So basically and he's like and he asked her what she remembers. She goes well, I remember flashing There's the titties part has jokened around with the boobs. I remember going into the room I remember taking the wig off I remember Saying god damn it. I'm on a Bravo show and they can only feed us charcuterie for dinner Joking around with the boobs, I remember going into the room, I remember taking the wig off, I remember saying, God damn it, I'm on a Bravo show

and they can only feed a shark hootery for dinner. And then I just lock out. And then she says, yeah, and then I just woke up and my pajamas looked like I, and as Jen said, scratches on my arm, scratches on my back, which is weird, like why does she need to put, as Jen said, which could have been anything.

And I mean, I didn't want an investigation and it says why? And she goes, because I was embarrassed. And the other couch bones, they all moan in unison. And Lisa goes, but you're just said you wanted an investigation. And I was like, what? And they go, yeah, you just said you wanted an investigation. No, I wanted an investigation to rule out that I'd not been assaulted, but I didn't want an investigation because of what had happened. I was like, what? Huh?

So, uh, that she says that she spoke to attorneys. She spoke to a doctor and the doctor told her that you would have to have a medical condition to not know how you got the black eye, but I don't know. I don't know. So she talked to lawyers, you know, which means that she thinks that somebody on the show did do something to her. This is just, this is just too fucking weird still. It's too fucking weird.

This answer does not suffice, man. He's like, well, do you remember like when Angie and Jen Meredith came into your room at like four in the morning and she's like, I don't remember. I just, I remember being by the pool. That's all again slices of salami and projudo come flashing through, but that's really a battle I can get. So then we get to, okay, what's the last thing you remember? And she's like,

no, no, he tells Meredith. He goes, so Meredith, do you remember where you really drunk? Were you as blitzed as they were? And Meredith says, no, you know, because I was surprised, because people said, was she drunk enough to black out? You know, that dinner was very long. Service was not great. I apologize to whoever that was, but it was terrible. We got one drink the whole time. Then we went to a club. We were only there for a bit of time. See, they were all doing drugs, right?

Basically, what happened. What's also funny, by the way, is that that was that shark-a-be-restraught was where that waiter really tried to make a splash. He's like, want to have the margarita? You're gonna have the margarita And then they only got one round because because the producers apparently didn't want waiters interrupt in the fighting So you know that guy was like so you're gonna be like I gotta ask for more drinks. This is my moment Bravo. Why you holding me back? Yo So apparently they were doing something else right so then Lisa's giving that I know you'd do Katermean look and then

And he's like, oh, so why was Jen your first call? Does that mean that you think Jen punched you? And then we got a commercial and So then we come back and he's like, so why did you call Jen first? Because you truly believe in your heart of art and souls and souls that Jen Abuse you Come though. Well, no, I called her you know to come up with a cover story for when the you know for you know You know because like what do you do when you black out with a black?

I thought I'd call her because because she's a criminal and she has lines for everything. No, not that at all It's because she's a creative mind. Well, it made her look guilty. Yeah. Yeah, and thankfully, yeah, Whitney is like, yeah, but the way that you were talking about it, you made it seem like you guys got in the fight and you even kept looking at her. Like, are you going to agree with me or what? And he said, has anybody at... Heather, have you even asked Jen if it was she that hit you? And Heather's like, well, I mean, I think we joked about it.

Like, we joked like, oh my god, did I do this to you? But it wasn't even about that. Like, I would rather Jen do that to me than some stranger. Oh, okay. Well, do you think Jen punched you in the eye? I don't know. I mean, that's why I didn't want to have these questions because I don't know I blacked out, okay? Okay. And so you don't know if she punched you in the eye or not. No, I can't speak to anything other than I walked to my room, I blacked out, and

also apparently charged my phone in the process. It was a horrifying detail, and that was part of it, but it happened. So he's like, okay, but did part of you think if she did do this, I want to cover it up, so she's not penalized by a judge. And she's like, well, I mean, I knew that if Jen did it, I wasn't gonna, I would cover it up anyway, but no, that wasn't my intention. I was like, okay, do you No, that wasn't my intention. I was like, okay, do you see, do you see how you get yourself in trouble here?

I know. So, and you're like, so is your biggest resentment, resentment of the season, not waking up and saying, hey you guys, I got blitzed last night, I blacked out, I'm so embarrassed. That's funny because like, I always thought of her as more of a prancer. No blitz, not blitzin. Sorry Whitney. You're close. So then Abby asks the ladies what they think and Whitney's like, nothing. He's like, no, what about the situation with the black guy? Oh, I think she fell into Jen's fist as she swinned it to hit her. And then Angie K is like, I think she fell. Or my second thing was that Jen was like very often very quiet on the phones.

And when production asked like, what happened to her eye, Jen looked at Heather and very quiet and said, what are you going to say happens? And then that just gave me a very kind of dark feeling that we knew that they weren't sharing. And I believe that the most. I think that that's, you know. Although after watching the traders, I don't know, I can really see Angie K being like a quentin

in this situation, you know, like, it could go either way for me still. I question every spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. What, that Quentin is a idiot. That's all I said. So um, the Dan of things, like they were maybe drunk and threw elbows and someone made front of Tawila. And then, Andy's like, and Angie, K, you said, Sizzercakes, which normally would be something

offensive that we'd discussed, but frankly, I'm too bored with you, really, it's so laugh about your own little dumb jokes we can end this show. And Andy's like, well, I was talking to some people and they said, have you ever heard of sexual relations between Heather and Jens? And then it's like, don't, don't, don't, and Heather's like, I got a camera, like, have we?

Oh. Andy, all I have to say is that last summer, Heather and Jens shared a cubicle somewhere. And that's a long time, say. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I heard that they both liked fucking cubicle people. Don't, don't, don't. And that was the cliffhanger.

Did Heather and Jen Shaw have a sexual relationship? Oh, guess what the way they're going to go? The rumors they spread about each other on the show because the only way that rumors get spread about these shows are these ladies contacting blogs themselves or telling people on DMs? That's how this shit all gets spread. We all know this by now. And this show is the dirtiest out of all of them. Do you remember how there was the one where Meredith and Meredith really hated Jen because

they were fucking the same guy from New York. They were having an affair with the same man in New York City. And you know, they were both having affairs on their husbands. I mean, the rumors they spread about each other just so dark, I love it. Well, speaking of rumors, we'll be back later this week with our next episode covering Real Housewives of Miami.

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