Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: The Ice Storm

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin ice. This episode brings new meaning to the expression "out like trout."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens Crab Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about and watch and see and love and embrace. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as always is the wonderful Fully engaged Ronnie Karam. How are you Ronnie? Well, hello, Bean. How are you today on this fine Monday? And good. How's everything going? Which way? Everything is great. We just recorded our real housewives of Potomac recap. So if you missed that,

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It's gonna be great times, all right. And today, it's time for some Salt Lake City, another fun episode, and still have not heard my trademark party song from Salt Lake City, but I was very happy that the episode began with a stirring rendition of what I call the Ho Ha song, which goes like this. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho very dramatic because they, you know, they really have to play with the choir sounds and this, it can't just all be one choir. And in this time, they employed the rest, the musical rest.

Yeah. So they go, ha, rest, ha, rest, ha, ha, rest, rest. I mean, just very beautifully, you know, sometimes, Simonis is golden and this is one of those moments. Very well done. Triximonical. Yeah. Mormon Trixi Monaco. The Mormon Trixi Monaco Tabernacle choir

is just really killing at this season. So we're getting a little... The Monaco. The Mormon Tabernacle choir. The Trixi Monaco, the Trixi Monaco, the Nabonacle cry. Nevermind, I can't make it work.

Trixi Monaco. That's right, Trix. We it work. Trixie knuckle. That's a trick. We'll work on that. The trickie knuckle. Manna. Manna- Taper Knuckle.

Taper Knuckle. Taper Knuckle. Taper Knuckle. Taper Knuckle. Taper Knuckle. I'm gonna disengage with this. So, we're seeing people around town and- The Taper Knuckle, mate.

The Taper. No, it still can't do it. Trixie, I'll stop. Taper Knuckle nixie to book to mon a call to mon a call right I don't want you to make fun of tricks is musical choir when she even hasn't had a kind of singing about what sort of choir it is so so marid out the mar were wearing a drag queen's breastplate or not. Okay, we have to talk about this breastplate that Meredith is wearing.

Have you noticed it? No. Your breast? Is it, I need to know if it's a drag queen breastplate, somebody helped me because it looks like, she's, you know, in the diary room session, where she's, her boobs are like kind of flattened down and spread,

you know? It's very pretty. That looks like a drag queen chest plate. Like there's no movement anywhere and then there's a necklace kind of covering it and I, you could only really tell because she moves her head so much or man, it kind of is always moving but it looks like it's moving underneath. A breast is just weird. I just don't understand the truth. It's not your place to say it wanted it, is if she hasn't had the conversation when the interim asked about what is or isn't on her chest. I guess so. I'm going to disengage with that fight, that line up.

The fight. Now, we know that this show- That's not projecting, deflecting and lying from you or any Karen. And we know that this show really ups the housewives game in every sense. And Meredith really is no exception. Now they love Mackenzie Childs on this show.

She's wearing Mackenzie Childs as an actual outfit. Okay, she looks like a goddamn McKenzie child teapot. Yeah, it's unfortunate. We didn't mention Candace Dillard having enormous McKenzie child teapots on our Potomac recap, but it should be mentioned that she basically has, Candace Dillard has two army tanks that somehow are also teakettles that are in the McKenzie child checkerboard pattern. Enough, enough, we watched the Tony, the Tony thing last night. It was like McKenzie Child flooring on that too.

Enough people, enough with the checkerboards, we get it. It's too much. Too much. So let's go to Beauty Lab and Laser. Heather is setting herself up for some workplace harassment as we open the scene with her behind one of the young girls who works for it, she's just massaging her shoulders. She's like, what's up today, babe?

Like, I'm gonna give a PDF. You know, we're selling a lot of PDF under eye fillers. Wow, it's amazing. PDF's have really taken off. Yeah, she just sort of was like, you know, chumming around with them and talking about procedures until the girls, they're too young to get any sort of procedures. And you know, chumming around with them and talking about procedures and telling the girls, they're too young to get any sort of procedures.

And then we see, we cut to Jenny who's driving a carlin' around. Where was I the only one who thought that Jenny's car seats looked odd? Did you notice that? It looked like she was, it looked like a family of mummies and she was sitting on a mummy lap. The car seat.

No, I don't know. Is that just me? I, please, please make a mental note to go back and look or next time she's in a car, please notice that her car seats look like mummies. They really do. Okay, I'll keep an eye out for that. I think it's important.

So she's, she's driving Carl and Aram and Carl is like, I had a speeding test. I think it went pretty smooth. We got a free she's driving Karlin around and Karlin's like, I had a speeding test. I think it went pretty smooth. We got a freebie on it. What's the definition of something? She's like, oh, you got a freebie. That's great, honey. You all there.

So then back at Beauty Lab, Heather's like, oh, hey, Dre, show me what I'm looking at over here. And it's a mock up of a new beauty lab empire. Yeah, she's basically looking at a picture of, it's like a mixed use building, and there's like a street level space that I guess beauty lab team go into, and then there's like floors above it, and Dre is like, yeah, yeah, see,

these are offices above it. It's like, thanks, Dre. Thanks, I thought that was a circus above it. Of see, these are offices above it. It's like, thanks, Drey, thanks. I thought that was a circus above it. Of course, those are offices, Drey, course. And Heather's like, we're getting to that moment where we have to decide, are we gonna expand or are we just gonna coast on our success? And she tells us that her plan,

the fact that people are doing so much business on Zoom calls now, they're like staring at their flaws all day long and it's doubled business. So our goal is to make people the best Zoom version of themselves. Listen, she doesn't have to tell me when we do crap, it's on demand, every single day, I'm like, I think it's time for me to go to beauty lab. I think I need to do something. I don't know what it is, but this pandemic has been rough on me.

I listen, I'm loving the pandemic because I see myself in that crap and it's on demand and I'm just a fat head. That's all, it's like it's eliminated 75% of my problems. I can deal with the fat head, okay? When we get below the breast line is when I start getting in trouble. What do you think I'm looking at the drag queen breastplate? So I'm like, where do I get wine? So let's see here. She calls Whitney on FaceTime and she's like, babe, are you in glam right

now? When he's like, no, I am doing my makeup myself. Yeah, and then she's like in a bra and everything. And she's like in a bra and everything. And she's like, wow, look at your boobs, they look good. And so when you start shaking your boobs, wow, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're doing the thing we're going to show about non-passionate sex again. Oh, and now you're showing what it's passion sex is. Oh, okay, Whitney, I'll just sit here

for you to finish pantomimeing this scene. So Heather's like, yeah, I ended up talking to Jen. And we'd like y'all to we cried and we ended best, and it is best friends again, you know? I mean, what are you gonna do about her? I was like, I don't know, because we had such a bad time last year. And, you know, we kind of resolve things, but not really. But then she's like, okay, well, she's in a place to start fresh.

And I'm her friend. I'm her friend now, so just make it happen with me. She's like, I will give it a shot. And that's my nephew's our round. Then I'm taking shots. Hey, yo. Hey, yo, I'm fun times. Fun times Whitney.

And I can balance the cake in one. Hey, oh, no, never mind. I can't do that. It turns out, never mind. So Jen drives up in her fancy car, bought off the backs of old women somewhere. And she is arriving with Lisa. What have you been trying to die?

Hi, oh my God, this is so fun, you guys are making me nervous. So nervous. Listen, I'm from Hawaii, okay? I'm not great with winter sports. I wanna go ski biking because I don't think that anyone has done it. And whenever I can book better than Lisa Barlow,

I mean, she's not gonna do a mason get this, but we'll see. So they're gonna go ski biking and they've got some new lady named Carrie. Well, or maybe she's not. Well, Carrie was actually, you know what? Carrie was actually their last season. She sort of was, she's, if you go back last season, you would see her.

She's like around, she's not a prominent figure on the show. But you sort of get the sense that Carrie was part of the original cast and then was not chosen ultimately by Bravo. She sort of has that air of resentment about her like I could have made this show so good. I couldn't give them the full carry. But instead I just got a show up as an extra on the fucking snow bike scene. And every time she goes home she's like, well I shot another day today kids and guess what this one's getting me in it with the ski bike episode.

I was hilarious. You should see all the wacky things I did. Don't worry, they'll show it in the show and then she's cut out every single time. She's like, it's the whole family together to watch together and she's always cut out. I had a really good line about Lance Armstrong. I said, if Lance Armstrong would do with this, he wouldn't even need his second testicle because I don't have testicles and I could do it. It was so good kids. Wait, they're gonna show it. They're gonna show it kids. First time I did

this was with Lance Armstrong. I said, what are we ski biking? God, Lance, isn't this nuts? I said, show a crow eat my pussy, but they didn't put that in. So then, by the way, by the way, I just want to let you know, Ronnie, because I feel really, I feel really determined about this. I'm sending you a screenshot of the mummy seeds. Because I really need verification from you of Jenny with her mummy seed car. Okay. Do you see it?

Oh, they're actual seed covers. That's not what he's supposed to see. It looks like there's literally a family of mummies and she's just learning how to drive. and she's just like learning how to drive. So she's sitting on like mummy dad's lap. It looks like when your grandma covered the living room furniture, when people die, yeah, in a ghost house and they cover all the furniture with sheets.

I feel like the mummies think that they're invisible, but they're actually very visible. And that Jenny is just playing along. Yeah, that is kind of a weird car. And it's probably like a nine million dollars to you, right? Ew, I'm ugly. You're like,

you're the kind of like more than your entire life. Yeah, kind of looks like I was mummy than that. So anyway, so they're back to like the snow bikes. They're all going and they're just going up the things that there's like, at one point, I guess Jen gets some air at least. I was like, Jen, you got air, I love that. Oh my God, air.

But then Lisa gets scared to go over the mogul, she's, that's Godma. I couldn't do the mogul, it's Godma. Ah, I don't love that, it's Godma. It's like diet, Popsie. And Jen's like, oh my God, if we die on this hill, we're gonna do what we love. Ruining the lives of white haired hills.

We're ruining these hills. So then Kerry leaves and they stay in talk, of course, and just like, oh my god, coach is like so busy these days. Are you sad? What are you thinking about it? Well, I'm just thinking that he's been home. Oh my god, he's been home a lot. Sir, you said being home a lot, right?

Yeah, he's been home doing a lot, home projects. Has he doing like a load of home projects? He's tinkering, has he been tinkering? He's been tinkering, Anthony. Has he started any companies? Cause my son started for companies recently. Yeah, yeah, I love that. She's like, no, no, she's projects up.

Yeah, like he'll get out of the ladder. To think it all depot. Oh my God, after a slatter, does he go to home depot? Yeah, and it'll be good for him to tinker He loves tinkering. You have to keep himself busy like John John asked to do out do something all day for them driving me around Do you know what I mean? Yeah, sometimes you chase me driving it allos. You like loads or home depot more?

Which one do you like? I like them both. They're really fun. I love that So I'm planning and out of adding for the girls because I think it's time for us to get together and get out of our comfort zone. So you have to wear snow gear and I need statistics from you. I need your weight, high hair color, eye color, social security number and I'm going to need you to all put a Q-tip right in your nose. Just make a little smaltern and put it in this plastic bag. Okay. And credit card number would be helpful to

and date of birth and your mother's made a name. Thank you so much. And then she goes, I'm not selling your identity. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's still my identity. It's like we're going ice fishing. That's why I need to know. Don't tell anybody.

Do you ask for my DNA sample? She says don't tell anybody. As if like, guess what? We're going ice fishing and if you tell someone, they might melt the ice before we get to go there. So keep it under wraps, okay? So Lisa's like, why do we need my stats? Am I gonna end up under ice?

Am I gonna end up under ice? You know what I like, my eyes? And a V-dike to kill out of cocktail. That's where I like my eyes. I'm really glad to have fun at my life. I'm really glad to have invited my daughter. I'm really glad she's been tinkering. She's been tinkering around. And she was like, you know what?

I care about Meredith, but I'm like super annoyed with her because I've apologize to her a million times. And then she's like, no, Jen, you know, I have something to apologize for. What? Girl, get over it. Let's fish for some ice. Oh my god, what are we doing? Is the ice thing for fish? I like the idea of fishing for us.

So Jen also hasn't talked to Mary yet, but Whitney and Heather are in and Jen says that she talked to Heather and it was fine and that they just have to bring the trust back. And it's like, cool, cool. I don't know what their issue is. I just know that Jen says I fucking hate Heather and I feel like how they feel the same way about Jen, but then there's this like we had a traction, they have to each other.

It's like me with Diet Coke, it's like I'm gonna stop drinking Diet Coke, but then next thing I know I'm drinking Diet Coke because I never actually put the Diet Coke down when I'm starting to stop drinking Diet Coke, because I have to finish the Diet Coke, you know, so I don't understand the relationship and it's not one that I want. Yeah, I don't really even want that, alright. But every time I'm around Heather, I think she'd like want a problem with Mary. Like she says she fails, I'm above her, and no, like, it's not true, it's not wrong, you know, it's like better than her, but like we're almost the same height.

So how could you be, how could you be higher than the weather, okay, because they're weather. Bad weather, Whitney Heather, bad weather, and weather is naturally above our heads. So I'm actually lower than them Yeah, you know what I just want them to accept me face value because my face has a lot of value I've invested almost a million dollars into this face even really resellers were the house Yeah So then we go to a bakery where Mary and her son Robert Jr. Entering and Robert is like I just want a girl cheese Mary's like Mary goes up to the counter and she's like I need to get my son some food

Okay, well you're in luck, ma'am. Here we are at a restaurant Well, so she gets a look at six other establishments. She walked into where it didn't work. Ma'am, you're at H&R block. Fine. The quest continues. Ma'am, you're at an exon station. Fine, we will continue onwards. Ma'am, this is a Sherman Williams. Damn it. Seven times the charm. I need to get my son some food. Well, you're in luck, you're in a bakery. Ah, Jesus provides. So she's like, well, I love Robert,

even though he gets on my last nerves. We have an amazing bond. And then he eats a bite of his grilled cheese and the cheese just hangs. It like hangs from the sandwich to his mouth and it just kind of sits there and she's like, that looks like a good grilled cheese, by the way. That had a nice crunch to it. It like hangs from the sandwich to his mouth and it just kind of sits there and she's like, eh. That looks like a good grilled cheese, by the way.

That had a nice crunch to it. I was like, oh my god, I want that grilled cheese. So she's like, she's like, it hasn't been that long since we've been out to eat. You lost all your table manners. Yeah, I can talk about anything with Robert. I mean, even now I'm like, where are Jimmy? Because like, make sure you cover it.

And like, you don't want to come, the last thing, you don't want that thing coming home pretty, you know, like, you know, purple, you know what I'm saying? Like just because they look pretty, it doesn't mean they're pretty on the inside. You know what I'm saying? No, I literally don't know what you're saying at all. So she's like, we're gonna pray.

And he's like, do you hear God, cheese? Louder. Jesus God. Louder. Jesus God. Louder and bless the hands of prepared it. And bless the hands of prepared it. bless the hands of prepared it in Jesus name And Jesus name, okay

Lazy cheese either terrible cheesy being terrible She's like dad thinks you want to move out do you want to move out because sometimes for independence? You want to have your freedom? Yeah, how you gonna pay for your rent? Not sure yet. Do you want to go yet. Do you wanna go to the army? If you go to the army, you can move out. You can move out, move that out. What was this? Go to the army.

Just go, go to the army, okay? It'll give you energy and you won't be like those seniors, the, you know, those other seniors that play video games. And she tells us that Robert went to the military and they made him who he is today. The guy fucked your grandma for all her money and then fucked you to keep it as far as we know. What are you talking about?

Yeah, I'm not sure Robert Jr. is cut out for the military. Like, I'm not, I'm not sure Robert Jr. Like, I don't know if I see him really on the front lines. Like, hey, I'm gonna shoot now. Be careful. I'm just, I'm, I'm going back. Well, how are you gonna pay your rent your rent? I'm married, dad. No, you're not.

You're going to go in the army. You're going to go in the army and you're going to like it. It's because Robert Sr. went to the army and he is where he is because of that. And he's going. He's going. He's going to love it. He's got a jump out of planes and he's going to go into water and go out of space and start a new planet and play songs and make friends

and fly fly fly bumblebees that are larger than a spacecraft and be fun. I'm like, Mary, do you know what goes on in the army? Do you know what goes on here? It's no idea. She literally has no idea what to do. She might have to drown a little bit. He might have to drown a little bit. Whatever he has to do. She's thinking of that Colin Farrell movie where he was like training to be the CIA or whatever. He's gonna have to count people when they come in the room and drown a little bit. I think she just watched Gravity, and that's what I think. So Robert is like...

But God bless, I mean, look, I think the kid is just traumatized from having married for a mother. This can't be easy. I mean, she's a nightmare just kid is just traumatized from having married for a mother. This can't be easy. I mean, she's the nightmare just on TV, but could you imagine this shit at home? He's traumatized, the man can't even eat a sandwich. Look at him. He like takes the sandwich and he's like, ah. Ah, and he goes, ah.

And he goes, really? That's have baby's eat. Which is fun because she's sick. She's got proper, oh my God. But she has a mouthful of food. So here she is talking about his manners. And she literally has like, like food in her mouth while she's saying, because Robert, oh my god, but she has a mouthful of food. So here she is talking about his manners, and she literally has like, like food in her mouth while she's yelling at him.

Yeah. That's a baby's eat, please. Go to the army, please. Please. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle,

and we're the host of Wonder 's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.

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So we can. So they're making things that explode. Yeah, it looks pretty fun actually. And Carlin's basically ordering her brothers. Her brothers are so much older than her and yet they are like, it listed to come to the science experiment and they seem to have no issues with it. They're like, okay, well, it is science time. So, okay, we're here.

So they're making stuff explode. They're like bottles are overflowing and stuff. And it's like, it's really cute and fun. And I love how Carlin has like a little step stool that she uses to like interface with a kitchen counter. And then when they're done with that, Jenny's like, all right, clean up. And these are like the most obedient,

orderly children on Bravo. They like clean the kitchen immaculately and seems to actually take pride in it and enjoy it. I was so impressed. I know, they're cleaning it correctly. Like, one's hanging on the, you know, siding on the outside, like with a window squeegee, like doing the whole, I mean, they're really, really good.

It's a nice like point counterpoint to like, I don't know, Brandy Redmond's kids or something like that, you know? Yeah. So, do we completely lose this me here? Do we dies to me in the scene? So he's like, can we talk? And she's like, yeah, okay. He's like, isn't it great having kids?

We need more. And she just stares at him like you motherfucker. She's like, you know not to bring this up on TV. How many times have I made you promise not to bring this bullshit up on TV, do we? Yeah, she then she says she's had nine miscarriages, which is that is a lot of emotional burden for one person to handle, I think.

And three C sections and the doctor basically told her that for her to have any more kids right now would be really dangerous, especially because she's older now. But do he's like, well, got it somewhere. And he's like looked into solutions. And she gets, she's mad at him because he's a doctor so he should know that how dangerous it is and that he's being heartless. I personally, the way I took the scene was that the producers were like, okay, we need to give you guys a storyline. So, Dewey, Can you just be an asshole for this season? It kind of like read that way to me, because I kind of don't believe that Jenny doesn't

just like slap him. I feel like Jenny is the type that would be like, you better shut the fuck up right now, do we? Shut the fuck up. That's what her eyes are saying. She's looking at him like, are you fucking kidding? And she's like, it's not healthy. We just did a science thing.

Now you're telling me to do this bullshit. She's like, you know where I'm at with this? I don't want to talk about it. He's like, all right. Geez dude, they said your wife could die and you're trying to force her to have a baby. Do is gonna need to do a lot of work to win me back on this one.

Yeah, he really will. So then we've seen American flag, a temple. I don't remember the music, but I have to assume it was a lot of like, I'm so sorry. We're in Heather's house for Heather and her kids scene. And one of them has her showcase, her drill team showcase. And Heather tells us that Ashley, she and her her showcase, her drill team showcase. And Heather tells us that Ashley senior showcase is for her drill team. Captain work really pays off.

George, are you going to do your ballet? We need to show these shoes and George is like on one toe, you know, doing her point with her little bar in the house. Yeah, it was like a little, like, uh, little baby ballet performance right there, a little portable, that little bar. And Ashley, they're like, okay honey, do a little, feed it to Kira, I'm sorry, I'm at a pass A, do a pass A. That's it.

So I'm actually like, oh my God, like I mean, like you don't get it because you're not a senior yet, but I just forgot that I was going to college and I'm not gonna be here next time. You guys will get it when you're not a senior yet, but I just forgot that I was going to college, and I'm not gonna be here next time. You guys will get it when you're about to go to college. I mean, that was like, I'm about to go to college brain fart.

Sorry, everybody. Heather's like, I just want Ashley to go to college. I wanted to be wild. I want to experience everything. I want to make mistakes. I wanted to go meet up with a bunch of nerds and then like maybe like get into relationship with one of them and they'll become the biggest hit in all of CBS. Mom, I told you I'm not Kelly Cuoco. I just look like her. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Sometimes I forget. Like so are you going to go to church when you're a college? Like not the Mormon church. She's like, yeah, that is so impressive that you have conviction. You know, I just, my kids were raised militantly more than. My daughter went on an actual pioneer track. She dressed like a pioneer. And she pushed food across the organ trail. Okay. She pushed handcarts along the Mormon trail,

which I'm assuming is the same as the Mormon trail. But either way, she was pushing hand cards at like 14 like Hey, are you all playing your cards? She's like no, I'm playing a hand card. Right actually push the hand card And the world I choose to play in The Mormon trail The Mormon trail track What was your favorite video game? Well, we didn't get to play video games, but we got to experience them by being them. So she's like, well, I raised them to be perfect, blonde little Mormon angels. And after I got divorced, I was even more committed to being

Perfect until they started asking me questions about the church that I couldn't really answer. So I was like, fuck it, just lift your shirt and then try and convince people years later that they knew you when they don't remember you at all. They were asking me all these questions I couldn't answer. Like, mom, how many more miles will I get this handcart to the church? Mom, will they be giving out any sort of water

on the way to the church? Because this handcart is really heavy. Mom, you know they don't really need this handcart. Why are we doing this simulation? I just didn't have an answer for any of them. And her little, her smallest daughter is like, I still want to go to church and she goes, oh, okay, I'll go back so you don't have to be alone. But you're pushing the hand card. Yeah, get ready to trail girl get ready for some trail trek in So So she yeah, she's gonna but Heather will go to church with her because she doesn't want her to think that she has to go through anything in life alone So now we go back to Meredith

Who is with Brooks and they're with some sort of clothes rack at their house and Brooks is saying the most Brooks thing of all This is so at bank all of this just screams Meredith Marx blazer blazer blazer I'm about to bling you certain trash Asia my switch does some wine the drink Bronx and you should switch to Veda Brancing you should sweat steve data And then I'm gonna her damn dog in the sweater that poor dog that not only was the dog in a sweater I don't know if you realized they stay styled the sweater to be an over the shoulder look so

So one paw was like out of the sweater, but the other one was in it That poor dog looks like when you have to clean the back of the dryer, you know, like when you have to pull out the tube. I'm afraid to do that. I haven't done that yet. I don't even know how to do that. But if it, I will tell you this much, the plumber came less this week

as my shower was raining slowly. And the lady who used to live here had a lot of hair. It basically was like, the plumber basically pulled out the scary girl from the ring from the dream. That was like, oh my god. It's all over your feet. Your feet are now haunted by her. Her name.

I know. That's what I thought about. That's what I really thought about. I was like, this is terrible. Now the ring never left you. We've really never did. It really, that's the show stayed with you. Well, that was also the last truly scary movie I saw 17 years ago.

So I don't really have, I don't have an updated frame of reference. It's either going to be the ring or big business. That's the wish everyone you want. So Meredith is like, am I still where are we carrying all sorts of fabulous designers that I can't come out and sound and I'm only excited about this new collection. So I figure I'd invite a few friends over.

And it's basically Mary and a lot of gays who are like oh my god, love that. Love this rock. What an amazing rock. That's one of the Brexé Tomary, what that is. The Sprock is Christian Cowan. They love Christian Cowan. They love the game. They check Christian Cowan every week. Like, did you see Christian Cowans Instagram this week? I love it. So good. Let's get a rock of Christian Kyle. Oh, and then... And so the producers like... Yeah, the... So the Swit and it's like, that's a sell-yo-dolline.

By the way, I know you're about to say something about the producer, but what is it with this like cult of Meredith amongst this in this household? Like, this is so Meredith marks. I'm like, it's like the Sunset. Everyone, like the child the dog is like, woof, so maritath marks woof Well, I don't know if you remember this from season one, but Marineth marks those very all I got very all the Oh man Train mark style blazers and

and it's trademark style, blazers, and breath plates. So the producers like, so Mary, how would you describe Meredith's closing style? And she's like, you really ask me, okay, well, I like gosh. Oh gosh, I wanna get this right. Her style is very Meredith. Meredith marks, that's her name, and her style should go into the army.

Go into the army. Go into the army. Her style went to the army. Well, we see some Meredith style because she has on a blazer, a red blazer, and it has kind of like, it's not fringe, it's almost like intentionally tattered or something. It has like all sorts of like loose pieces of yarn

kind of coming out and she's like, oh, I need to be in your next runway show. This reminds me of a Christian cow. Oh god, he's so great. He really gets me, but this is wonderful too. I'm like, you look like you just walked through a car wash. This thing is like, it looks like it's coming undone. It looks like it's coming undone. Yeah. So Mary sits down with Brooks, and Mary's like, what is up with you? Just to check, you do know how to eat a grilled cheese sandwich,

right? He's like, yeah, you're amazing. OK, tell me what's up with you. And he's like, I don't even know where to start. So they, Brooks and Mary have become friends over the past year because Brooks has struggled with feeling targeted by Jen and then he finds a lot of comfort in talking to Mary because she's also been there. I think this is weird.

I think this is a weird thing to like- Well, this like- I heard it makes it sound like he's having preacher therapy, right? Like he's upset so he's going preacher therapy, right? Like, he's upset. So he's going to talk to the preacher about it. But basically your son as like, he's bonded with somebody over talking shit about some of the hate, which is not therapy. That's just life.

Should the lesson, should the marriage lesson be like, have some separation church and state between your friends and Brooks? Like your kids have your, the kids have the kids friends, the parents have the parents friends, let's like maybe separate, let's let's silo this out a little bit because you know you you know she has messy reality star friends at the moment and like the lesson should be learned to keep the kids away from them for now. Well especially when you're point when your whole point this season is to leave the kids out of it and leave the kids you know leave the, leave the adults to the olds and the kids be kids and then she's like all right

Not only are you gonna hang out with Mary? You can do scenes with her talking shit about you like okay So you guys are so victimized that now Brooks is making yet another scene This is the third episode in a row that Brooks has been on here trying to start more shit with Jen And on top of that and Jen's a fucking monster from hell, okay? So Jen is completely in the wrong here. Yeah, no, Jen is 100% in the wrong. But also, you know, there's also this Meredith has this way. She literally keeps referring to Brooks as a child.

And she did this last season too, by the way. And he's 21, 22. He's not a child anymore. But she keeps referring to's not a child anymore, but she keeps referring to him as a child. So if you view him as a child, why are, like, I just think it's weird to have this like, to sort of foment this relationship with the adults where you're like bonding over hating in another adult. I don't know. The whole thing just seems a little strange, even if Jen is in the wrong and she is

So Brooks is like well, I'm terrified to talk about it because it's like so frustrated that it's even a thing But like I log into Twitter and I see her talking horrible things about me and Mary goes Jen Yeah Jen? Yeah. Like, keep up, marry. You're blaming about his sexuality. He's like never even discussed it with me. Let alone anyone. Okay, but you guys are sitting here, you guys are sitting here speculating about not speculating about whatever your sexuality is. Again.

He's like, I hate that this has even become a thing. I'm like, well, you know, you're not really this has even become a thing. I'm like, well, you're not really helping and not be a thing. So Meredith is like, and she's still liking twins. They're awful and mean about him. And Mary says, well, you don't want to just call her and ask her, why are you doing this?

Which is actually like the smartest thing that Mary has ever said. It kind of like stops Meredith in her tracks, like this very clean, obvious logic. Well, it's weird how Mary's logic always works in these situations, like in real situations, like house-wise situations, but in real life, she's a complete mess, right?

So Meredith is like, well, here is a situation. I'm receiving attacks, and minding me into an outing. Am I, is this gonna be an outing of Brooks? Because I'm not even sure I'm on a sexuality, y'all. And you don't have to tell me honey, but if you're gonna have an outing and invite anybody to it,

maybe you should think first before you out somebody. How about that bitch? It doesn't sit well with me to be at her guest while she tries out anyone whether it be Brooks whether it be Christian Cowan whether it even just be a cow on no one deserves to be outed by anyone especially byifer Shaw. I'm not only, you know, she's having a public outing of my child. She is doing it and involving holes that fish come out of. Now, I don't know about you, but that seems like one of the many comments that I've posted to me.

She is on thin ice. Oh, it's a matter. So Mary says, well, because you got the invite, this is your outlet to explain like, hey, you're hurting my family, and I'm gonna, I'm telling you, stop it. Stop it, okay? Stop it! Stop it!

Stop it! Pretend she's Robert trying to eat a grilled cheese badly. Stop it! It's an open door. This has to be dropped. This is grown woman in her 50s. Okay, okay, hold, hold. You have to be silent.

And they're silent looking at her like, oh my god, just because I have to poop. You're just holding. Hold on. Meredith knows this. I need peace and quiet to fart. Sorry. Okay.

I was like, wait. Is Mary, like I can't tell? Is Mary doing this for a camera or is this Sorry. Okay. I was like, wait. Is Mary, like I can't tell? Is Mary doing this for a camera or is this, is this Mary? I cannot tell. This is Mary. I don't think anybody could make it up to this degree. I mean, this is just too cool.

And Meredith goes, wow, wow, I'll tell you, I just got outed some air from her butt. So there is like, and that's what talking about her makes me do. And then Meredith goes, Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's like the first time in two years that we've ever heard Meredith Mark's laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

I was dying over this, especially when Mary's last scene was telling her suddenly he had no manners. She's like, hold on so I can fart. Let me fart in public. For a woman who has a lot of comments about how things smell, she certainly is finally fun in public. So then we go to the ice lake or the lake of ice. And there's like a sexy guy drilling a hole sexy in the ice.

And Jen is there with stew chains making him carry things across the ice. Definitely like setting up the climactic scene in her seasonal fargo when that happens when she has to take out stew chains before she goes to jail. So, because you know, she's gonna like push him down one of these ice holes.

So we're gonna need a bigger hole. So there's Morgan, he's the fishing instructor and Jen has brought a bunch of trophies because they're giving awards out and everything. And they're making people teeth. I was actually surprised to see actual trophies. I thought they were gonna be like senior citizen dentures that she's just stolen every year.

I thought it was just gonna be like a bunch of, you know, like direct mail stuff that never went out. Just a stack of little, like, little cards. So they're talking and then all of a sudden the guy's like, Trow, trout, trout, trout. And they all just like go running after a trout. And this is like a recurring thing that happened. They like, like someone just yells trout and they go, it reminded me of like a game I played at camp.

Like you're also supposed to be still until someone yells trout. Yeah. So then Whitney and Heather are driving over and Whitney is like, last time, last time Jen said she was gonna drown me in the lake behind my house. So I brought a life jacket just in case.

Ha, ha, ha, I hope I can just break the ice. Ha ha ha. Wait, let me start there from the top. I have a life jacket. Oh no, a life jacket and the ice, I'm gonna break a jacket. No. So then Heather, Heather's saying how she still hasn't talked with Lisa. And Whitney is really nervous to see Lisa and she's like,

it's like seeing that relative, you don't want to see, but you have to go because they're family, you know what I'm saying? Huh? It's like, oh, no wait. It's like when your family is on ice and you bring a jacket, but then you broke the, no, it's like when you haven't had sex with your family in the well, no. How's it go again? Lisa to my face is mean and behind my back She is mean and on my side she is mean. I think she is obsessed with me I think she might be attracted to me. Ha ha ha So then back with Lisa and Jenny they're driving over to and Lisa's like I'm so excited

I'm so excited and Jenny is like I'm gonna catch the bigger fish And so start talking about Meredith and her unresolved feelings and Jenny tells us that she's known I'm so excited. And Jenny's like, I'm going to catch the bigger fish. And so start talking about Meredith and her unresolved feelings. And Jenny tells us that she's known Meredith for a while. And she knows that if Meredith has conflict with somebody, then she ISIS that person out. And she doesn't like that because that's not how she behaves. Yeah, she wants a solution where they can all get along.

So Heather and Whitney are like, we're nervous about the sun melting the ice. And then they were like, they're just like walking in the ice. And Whitney is like, are you sure? I don't look like Dura, the Explorer, the sexy kind, and Heather's like, whatever. So then, then Jen sees them and she tells the instructor, okay, the next two women are rowdy.

And if she hits on you We're not responsible for sexual harassment. Are we we're not right? So then Whitney's like look I am wearing a life jacket Jen and then there's a big long pause to see how Jen's gonna take it and just like And they hug So she's like it is my bad joke to you and she's like yeah, I threatened to drown her But that was like last year I'm Zen Gen now. Oh I can't not not another not another Zen rhyme lady Zen wins and Gen You got the ruining boot is him for us

Zen wins and Jen. Oh, you got the ruining boot is for us. So Heather has a hard out because Ashley's drill showcase is coming up. I feel like Heather is so excited about this drill showcase. You know she is going to be doing like clapping like this in the audience and just like she's got all her snacks ready. This this drill showcase is sort of like the highlight of her year. Right. And so Jen's like, oh hell yeah, I was on the drill team Hands on the get over there about face what yeah, I about face

What is by the way Ronnie? What is what is drill? I don't know drill We didn't have my school We never I mean we had like fire drills. I'm from El Paso, okay. We had like important drills. We didn't have frivolous drills, okay? Okay, look, it's a drill team is a group of dancers who perform dance routines in unison. So, and they're also called dance squads.

So they're like not, okay, so not like cheerleaders, but they're cheerleader-esque. Cheerleader adjacent. Yeah. So everybody's like saying hello and hugging. And Jenny's like, are we going to catch a fish or go to a fashion show? Why is everyone so dressed up? And Jenny tells us that she knows Heather from Beauty Lab and Whitney. She goes, anyone with a pull in their house is very popular in this town.

Apparently. So then Lisa's hugging when he how are you good to see you how are you can I touch can I touch love that high and when he's like did Lisa get new medication I'm used to the snub I'm used to the hop wait start did Lisa get new medication because I'm not I'm not used to snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub sn I'm not used to snub snub. No, I'm used to the Lisa snub, but I got the the least the hug of the Lisa hug. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Rave, are we eating fish? Are you making dinner?

Did you catch dinner? What are you tinkering with dinner? Tinkar. So Heather's like, you know what? These are perch, which are not as valuable as trout. And those are trout poles. So weirdest mystery is that I never knew that I didn't care if it was solved or not. It was, it was very animal crossing, very animal crossing. I, yeah, I love that, I love that Heather was the only one dating the competition seriously, like, guys, pro tip the trattles are back there

That's what the real awards are coming from So Lisa's like I have zero experience with fashion and it's not like our coax. So I have zero experience around Thosh and like but you know what I do love right now Fish tacos a dot taco are like amazing. It's like the diet coke of fish. Oh Have you ever had fish and a dark coke a dark coax off? That's amazing. It's like the Diet Coke of fish. Oh, have you ever had fish in the Diet Coke a Diet Coke sauce? It's amazing. I love it. So here we go with more Del Taco placement. So I'm guessing at this point Bravo is just Their their sponsors. Del Taco with swanser is don't talk to the new pre-del Taco. Yeah Del Taco face is starting that about people when they have terrible makeup. It's a lot of

I go even available. Um, in most parts of this country, I feel like I only saw when I moved to the west coast. Dautaco face. Uh, so they, the guys like, Trout and then they all have to run towards the track. So then we just be the rest of the season, no matter what's happening. Someone yields chat and the women just go scatter. They just go running across the restaurant. They're like in Kuchino, Tuscana, and it's like, trow, they just like are knocking over tables to get to a hole in the restaurant. Okay, then comes the best piece of music of the season.

Okay, Meredith arrives and she has to walk across this entire lake and listen to the music they give her it cracks me up. It's like my god. It sounds almost like the diamond music from debiars. Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da It's clearly rehearsed her walk. Like mom, when you get out of your car, you have to make sure you walk in with authority. You have to work it. It's like, yeah, Brux, yeah, I've been practicing my walk. So she's like trying to like almost Naomi it with like this runway walk, but like it's such a long way that she has to walk that she's just starting to feel uncomfortable. It's like, I don't know how much longer I can sashay down this runway because it really

is not ending anytime soon. I know. She just keeps the same pace, slow, slow pace, like, dun dun dun dun dun. So funny. So she's like, oh my god, this is absurd. If I knew when I had to walk this far, I would have just touched them jam. So she finally gets over there and Jen's giving serious face with her crown baseball cap. Yeah. And Lisa, Lisa, how you feel? Oh my god, hi. I know I feel really optimistic. I think that they can have a conversation. And we can all move forward. Marinereth, I love you. I love this. And have you had the Dal Tako fish Tako? It is absolutely amazing.

So meanwhile, Heather is putting makeup on Jen. She's like listen just fight and full makeup because that's what my mom told me. Fight and full makeup and you'll always win. TRO TRO TRO! Well all these leanings are screaming trout and running like cranes. But all I can think is I have a much bigger fish than fried. Me and Jim'm fresh. Yeah.

You don't know. I you know, I don't need fish mother. So, um, so then Heather is grabbing a fish. Oh, yeah. So they go to the trowel and they get a fish and they pull this trowel up and it's like bounces around and Heather just grabs it by the neck. And it's like with this kung fu grip and just like raises it up in the air and it's like I got it I got it. This fortuit was like oh uh uh uh

like I can't breathe but at least let me be comfortable. Oh yeah um so then uh Lisa's giving Meredith a pet talk like you better go face that crowd and Whitney's like we should start a prayer. So the ladies, the groups of ladies come together. Jen walks over and she walks over to Lisa and someone goes, Jenny, will you help Heather with Coco? She goes, no, I don't know how to do that. They're like, leave bitch. Like they give her that like, leave.

She's like, oh, okay, I'll go help her. Yeah. So, yeah, so she sits down and Jen is like, well, I'm glad you stopped by and Meredith is like, well, I really did struggle about coming here today. I have, I think it was really nice that you trying to get everyone together and I didn't want to ruin it, but there are some stuff that's been fast-shring and I thought it would be better to address it because your actions towards me are not aligned with your words and I was very that you would not speak poorly of my family or Christian cow and The Iraqo like that. It's like yeah, she's well There are a whole month all my dreams regarding my thoughts like so I don't need you have like and it's very

I was told about a zoom you hosted where you were questioning of sexuality And I heard with my own ears you say that Brooks has never seen I've a Jaina Those are homophobic micro-aggressive So is a teenager who is not sad when he stands And it's HOOOOOOOMLY painful for someone to be pressure to talk about something that they're not ready to talk about.

It has to stop. Enough is enough and I need to know you are against homophobic hate and you support the LGBT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT?! Oh there we go! I'm talking about reality. And she's like, this is ridiculous. I'm sitting here being accused of saying things I've never said anything.

And then Jen just goes from like 1 to 100, of course, changed Jen. I love that the changed Jen story line doesn't even last two seconds. She's gone off in every episode so far. That's her decision. So did you like a comment or referring to my phone? Doesn't even last two seconds. She's gone off in every episode so far. Zed's here to the site. So did you like a comment referring to my phone as I was saying badge?

No! Yes, you did. Okay, you want me to take it out. It's on your Twitter. You don't know what's on your Twitter wall. Here, oh, we go. So she pulls up a screenshot of it. And Jen is just like, I'm just gonna deny it.

I will deny, deny, deny even in the face of like blatant preachers. I'm telling you, I didn't like it. I'm telling you, I didn't like it. Well, that's one of 20 to 30 comments that are on aggressive and hostile towards my family, specifically my very young innocent three three-year-old toddler son, Brooks. Yeah, well I've never said anything about Brooks' sexuality and it's not fair, you know,

because like, I have someone else who runs bad, it's not me, it's not me. Yeah, it's your twin or, Jen, and your responsible for your tweener We're not accepted denial, I deny the denial The fish tacos at the taco are really good that's always trying to say Okay, go ahead, Lisa Hey, Meredith, Meredith, Lisa I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, shaking her head so hard. I was like, you need a vlog with my family. Hey, you know what? Maybe we can work it out away from everyone. A hot shot.

A Meredith is like, you don't think she's up here. So have fun on. And Jen, by the way, is like sitting from afar. She's like, she's disengaging. So just let her go disengage. By the way, I'm like really sad that Meredith could not find another acting, another acting rhyme. She's like, she's projecting, deflecting, and lying.

I'm like, oh, power in threes. Come on, what about like, projecting, deflecting, and reflecting, or dejecting, or ejecting, or rejecting? Just really not. You're good with that. Well, I can't think of one. You just froze my brain. I was like, duh.

I can't listen to the fighting and blighting and sadness anymore. No, Meredith, you almost had it. So Jen's like, I don't even know what's wrong. You guys I've done nothing but support Brugs. Whitney's like, take 80 breath, Jen. Take 80 breath. Hey Jen, come here, Jen. Come here. And she's like, no, not you, Jenny. Jenny, could you get Jen? Jenny, come on. Is this going to be hard, Jenny and Jen? But if you have to change your names, all right. Jenny, tell Jen.

Jenny, tell Jen. Okay, Jen, walk right by, Jenny, but I'm talking about Jen, but not Jenny. Okay, both Jen and Jenny take a step forward. Jenny, stop taking a step. Jen, continue taking a step. Jen, now go with a faster pace than Jenny, so you get here first.

Okay, great. Okay, you know what, Jen, you were here first, so you're gonna be Diet Coke. And then Jenny, you were here seconds, you're Coke Zero. Okay, so Coke Zero, Jen, you were here first, so you're gonna be Diet Coke, and then Jen, you were here seconds, you're Coke zero. Okay, so Coke zero, go get Diet Coke. Go on. So, but Jeny goes up and she tells Meredith, she's like, Meredith, you should listen to her.

Listen to her, and she says, to hear her say she doesn't run her Twitter, no, no, I have for people running my Twitter, well I don't, and you know what I tell them? Don't ever like something that's mean about someone else. And okay, first off, this is just a huge lie on Genspart. Gen, any housewife who tells you they don't know what's going on on their Twitter is crazy.

Now yes, people have social media managers or whatever to write, random random tweets like to keep them going But every real house Wi-Fi I've ever seen is on their goddamn phone Just like everybody else every second of the day seeing what people liked and didn't like about them Absolutely and also so give me a break and also like if someone else is doing this on your behalf And they like do something that does not reflect what you feel your response should not be like I didn't write those. Your response should be like,

I am mortified. There's someone at my, I have a social media manager. I did not realize they were doing this and I am going to fire them right away. Like you say something like that. Not like, I don't do this. I don't do this.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not fair. So Heather is telling Jen, listen, Lisa is trying to intervene. so this might be your last chance with Meredith Just go and she's like oh my god, I'm trying you guys are trying Jen come on come on Jen no Jenny you're already here stop walking Jen you walk forward five steps forward Jenny Stand where you are okay Jen five more steps you're almost here come on come on Jenny stand where you are. Okay, Jen five more steps. You're almost here. Come on. Come on

Come on, good. Just go. Why don't you just go be with your best friend? And you're my best friend. Oh, John. Come on, John. And then Heather spilled some cocoa on something of gems. She's like, oh, Jesus. Yeah, they're wiped this on your own stuff. Please. So Meredith is like, well, she made it very clear that we are not friends. And Jenny says, do you want to be friends with her or not? Just tell me right now.

So Jennie, Jenn Chas, like, yes, Jenny. And Jenny says, to then turn some Meredith's, do you want to be friends? Well then you guys just shut the fuck up and listen to each other. Just listen to each other. First fucking listen to each other. And so, there's from a far as like, oh shit,

she's winning all the trophies, wow. So, Jenny is yelling, the damage is done already. And she's like, yeah, the damage is done. You know how it is, how easy it is for someone who just got in the pull-up pants. To be calm out, to make a choice on something

he's never discussed with anyone. I am still mashing up his bananas. He is a big boy now. Do you know where it is for him to learn that song and also know that someone is questioning his sexual antler. So Jen's like, what are you talking about Meredith? I'm not talking about Brooks. What are you even going on about? She's like, I can't, I saw angry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So then Jen pulls the classic Jen shot. How do you think my kids feel?

She's like, what did I do to your children, Jen? How do you think my kids feel when Brooks goes out there and says, oh, I saw parts of that woman I've never seen or heard of in China or this and that? So, and it's like, well, Jen, you're appealing. And then hi, Kex. Over and over again in the presence of two toddlers, you never even know what a foot is. I mean, up until that point, Brooks just saw the giant as an exit sign.

Why don't you expect him to do with that information. And then we see the clip of Jen kicking her legs up and screaming, grind there, grind there, grind there. But again, as we mentioned last season, Jen did make a concerted effort to kick her foot away and to keep actually like all lady parts away. And you know, she actually what did make an effort

at discretion. I can't believe I'm sort of quasi standing up for Jen Shaw in all this. So Meredith is like I'm done she doesn't tell the truth I am done. So she walks off and she makes a perfect point which is Jen can't see beyond herself. It always went about me. What about mine cans? Oh my God. So frustrating. So, Jen. It is, I mean, no, and please, like, do not, like, Jen is 100% wrong in the situation. But, but Brooks also, you know, Brooks was like vagina, shaming her. So Jen says to Heather, she's like, she's like, well, that one really

great. Everyone wants to be like, I'm sorry. I'm a piece of shit. You can't keep blaming me for every issue on earth. You can't. You can't do that for me. What about my kids? So I mean, not every issue, but every issue on this show that's caused by you, you can be blamed on. I mean, there's an argument, can we blame me for global warming? I don't know, but your face isn't going to just like go back into dust when you're all said and then, you know what I mean? So you're kind of polluting as well. Well, I think it's as Jen squandered her lead, right? She like, end of last season, everyone was sort of on her side about Brooks vagina shaming her, right? But then she goes and she's liking all these tweets about him and that's like, that is gross behavior

because that is your friend's son. And you're an adult and even though he isn't a child, you still have to respect that. I think that's, I think it was pretty tacky and gross of her to do. And so she lost it and now she's on the wrong side of it. So that's her own fault. Yeah, there she is,

Jen Shaw, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I'm the flank thing. I don't know, you know, Jen Shaw from her first season has just been such a try hard. And people, there's a lot of discussion on mine. This is unfair. Like why is this Erica stuff such a big deal?

But nobody's making a huge deal out of this gem staff which well obviously Salt Lake City this stuff will start airing and people will be making it a bigger deal but also gents just to try hard you know it's like no one necessarily saw it coming with Erica it's a bigger deal with Jen it looks like Jen's ripping off Erica at this point even though that's not real and logical, but everything she does is kind of a rip off from every other housewives show. And so her big criminal thing happening after Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is just a very on-brand for her. Yeah. I mean, also, like, Erica Jane had several years of persona building that has been totally destroyed by this entire scandal.

Whereas Jen Shaw really, she just has through chains. Her persona building is that she did a party at Topgolf. There's not much for the audience to be like, I can't believe it. Everyone's like, okay, sure that fits. Once this starts to break on the show, I think it's going to be you know, it's gonna be. Well also with Erica, like you said, her persona building,

I think it was like a shock, right? Because this comes out and it's like, oh my God, this was happening and she was acting this way the whole time, whereas with Jen, this comes out and everyone's like, of course, of fighting. Of course. Yeah, and it's also like the Jen, Jen scandals actually a little bit more fun

because there's like this, there's like a who done it element, like did Brooks snark on her. It wasn't Meredith. Was it someone from the Shaw Squad? Was it someone from Topgolf? Like who did it? Like it's kind of like fun, can't be theater.

Yeah, well, there's been some real housewives of Salt Lake City stuff going on online this week, but we can talk about it on take a seat tonight. I'll write it down in our little notes section here, Mary and Mary going against Whitney on social has been really funny this week. So I'll write that in a document. So anyway, join us for that, everybody. And if you didn't get it tonight, come next week.

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