Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: The Jenultimate Episode

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City celebrates Jen Shah's penultimate episode as a housewife at a Mental Health Awareness event. Fits better than a Brooks Marks jumpsuit! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss, I'm a new boss am I'm really excited and thrilled I'm feeling all the emotions today Well, it's your favorite day Today that tickets go on sale, okay? I know take us one on sale today Then is like a little boy Christmas. He doesn't sell the right Christmas

So he doesn't know that feeling but he does because he's like one right now, okay? Today are live tour live tour could, could you imagine, our recorded tour goes on sale today, which is a VCR TV combo on stage. Yeah, our live show schedule is announced today. Find it at watchwoodcrapins.com. We're going to a lot of places. It's going to be super fun. Take a throw on sale. Now, okay. Actually, if you're listening to this on Thursday, January 5th, you'll need the presale code crap ends 2023, okay? But tomorrow, Friday, they're on sale for everybody.

And the golden crappies are going to be part of that tour, okay? They're not worried this year. They are in Los Angeles at the Wilton Theater. Can't believe they're letting us into that place. But they are in Los Angeles at the Wilton Theater. Can't believe they're letting us into that place. But they are suckers. So we're doing that. That we're going to have a lot of really big fun guests for that.

So please come join us. Ben, do you want to go over every city or do you just want to get on with the show? No, I think so. No, I think this week we should go over all the cities that way because people may not have listened to Southern hospitality or something like that. Because everyone listens to different shows.

So I think we should go over all the cities and while you pull that up, I will say, I went, you know, because by the way, I first of all, I determined myself worth based on how many tickets we sell. So that's why I'm like a kid on Christmas because I'm like, they like us. But first of all, kind of amazing,

a lot of, I just looked at some of the ticket maps that are just like on ticket master, whatever. And like a bunch of tickets have already been sold. So, you know, it's really, it's really, really exciting. So definitely buy your ticket because I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on anything. Yeah, come. Okay.

Everybody ready? Yes. Okay. I'm just gonna go through list of the cities. I'll make it quick. Austin, Texas, Dallas, Texas, Phoenix, Los Angeles, Charlotte, Los Angeles is the crappies, obviously. Charlotte, Atlanta, Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Francisco, Toronto, Philly, New York, New York,

and Washington, DC. Go get your tickets, watch York, New York and Washington DC. Go get your tickets, watch whatcraftens.com. You'll also find links to merch. You'll find links to our Patreon. That is where you get our bonus episodes this week. We're going to talk about Christmas, New Year's and all that. All the high drinks that went on. And also, that's where you get these Crapp ins on demand videos. Hi, we're all video

right now. Today is a crap ins on demand video. And my face looks insane because we normally don't record on Thursdays. Our schedule changed for the new year. And I had scheduled a micro needling appointment. Okay. Have you ever had that done, Ben? I thought my green link was your browse. No, that's microblading. Obviously, my bronidling. I thought my little guy, Levin, he's brows, but I got my needle. That's where they put little needles and they stab your face with that num my face. I didn't know they were going to I went in there, they said, we have to numb your face is what

the fuck you're going to do to me? Am I going to cry? And she said, oh, no, that's Texas for you fuck are you going to do to me? Am I going to cry? And she said, oh, no. That's Texas Fourier. She's like, I don't know. I guess we'll see. So they numb your face. And then they stab the fuck out of you for 30 minutes. And they don't tell you you're going to look like this.

I look like Freddie Krueger. And then I was like, hey, can I get some vitamin B, too? And so she shot me up with some vitamin B. And then I was like, hey, could you like, maybe laser something off for me? She goes, I can play as a maganit. And I said, plasma, maganit, do it. And then I said, how much Botox you got in here? She said, a truck load.

I said, do it, do me out. So I just feel like I just got back from the auto shop. Wow. I got new, I'll be back. You're all buffed and waxed and detailed and ready to go. You know, and I think that when we go to Salt Lake City, we definitely should drop by BD Lab and laser and get some procedures done. Hell yes!

She said, what do you want to look like? Like what's your goal? And I said, I want to look like a bowling ball. I want someone to try to put their fingers through my eyes so they can bowl with me. I want to be perfectly smooth. Well I think that especially, you know, what, what's it gonna take like one or two days for like any like redness to sort of go away because you don't like that red to be honest.

I've got really bright light sod in here, but I know, okay, crazy. I just like, you're in the sun. You look, it looks like I got bruised. It's a story line for Salt Lake City. I'm like, I want to, I got this bruised on my cheek. Was it too short? I'm for Salt Lake City. I'm like, I want to, I got this bruise on my cheek. He was a child. I had a shock. Well, what, two Judgy girls was, I think I feel like I saw two Judgy girls

fleetingly on Instagram put forth a theory that Heather's Black Eye actually came from like a Bosch procedure at Beauty Lab. I don't know if that's true, but I feel like that's actually, that would be like the theory that makes the most sense because she would not want to make her business look bad. That's true, but I feel like that's actually, that would be like the theory that makes the most sense because She would not want to make her business look bad and she's not gonna pin that on another lady

So she'll just yeah, but her whole like be careful not to open the door in the middle of the night And we all know what happened, but no one's gonna talk about it. I mean, she's you know I don't understand a lot of people off She's everyone is churned on Heather and, you know, I feel bad because, you know, we like Heather gay, like who doesn't like Heather gay? Well, everybody right now. But before this season, everybody likes Heather gay, you know, but man, it's the season. I love of the year in housewife seasons where people turn, you know, there's that season like the second season is the season

that the bitch flower blooms, right? But there's always that season where people turn on the favorites, you know? And that's kind of fun to watch too. As horrible as that is to say. It's this black guy really is turning into a black guy on her reputation because I think it's just people feel like, people don't like being lied to.

The audience is not like being lied to. You can lie to your co-stars and do whatever you want, but lie to the audience, and I think a lot of people in the audience feel very lied to, and people are like really, really upset. We're still not gonna find out about the black eye. It looks like a lost, you know? It's like a mystery that they're like,

would you're gonna find out everything by the end? No, you know, it's like a mystery that they're like, would you're going to find out everything by the end? No, you're not. That's where they fuck you. And people are still mad at lost. Like they'll still make comments like, if you say lost, they're like, fuck that show. You know, they still hate that show. Um, so a smoke monster gave her the black eye.

That's what he's trying to say. Yes, I was going to say about lying. You know, people don't like being lied to you. Now, here's what an audience, a Bravo audience especially, loves. We'd love it if you lied to yourself, but don't lie to us. I love some delusion. You know what I mean? I love a Kyle Richards and like a negative-sized dress

that she's never going to, not because she's big, just because she wants you to think she's in this size dress. You know, I like that. That's why wear pants that are too small for me's in this size dress. You know, I like that. Right. Like, that's why we're pants that are too small for me. I like delusion. I think it feels great. I love to see that on TV, but not about stuff like this.

It's very bad. Yeah. Very bad. Exactly. And now is another good time just to remind people again, Heather to not fall off the vote. That's not what happened. It's about going.

It's about going. It's about going. I made Ronnie just sent me something yesterday, two days ago, someone saying, I was watching below deck and I saw how they were going to fall off a boat. I then someone said, no, that's a video that watch a crap and it's made. It's just well then how did they splice it into the show? Mm-hmm. She said them, how did I see the clip on below deck adventure then? How did I see it? It's like you can't explain, you know, because your brain put stuff together. Your brain has your yeah Like I didn't listen. I get it. You know, I know how the brain works. I will I'm the worst witness ever

I will always swear that I saw something that I didn't but I'll really believe I'm crazy Okay, so in some other news Gen saw is being sentenced tomorrow Okay, so in some other news, Gen Sa is being sentenced tomorrow. Now, I don't know how this went from. When all this was announced, like she pled guilty and all of this, all of the stuff that was released made it sound like she was gonna get between, she said that she wouldn't contest anything

over 14 years, I believe. But now everybody's thinking 10, which means you know it's gonna be like five. So what do you think it's gonna be? Let's take bets. Oh man. Wow, this is like, this is like that show is, it's like what's behind door number one. Where's my prices right?

Okay, it's like lost. This is like if lost were on prices, right? Okay, the smoke monster. How much do you bid for the smoke monster? Yeah. I'm really bad at estimating. I think it's just, you can get to like two years. That's something you're saying.

Sure. Oh, girl, I hope that everybody in that courthouse is listening to the Bravo docket right now. And if you're not listening to it, audience, go listen to it. Sessie and Angela, they're great. It's a podcast. Go listen to it.

They break this down. They have three episodes out now. Actually, maybe it's only two now, but there's three total. This woman is a monster. And I knew she was a monster. We all know she's a monster. She is horrible. She is way worse than anybody ever thought she was. She knew that they were investigating her and she still was like opening secret bank accounts and hiding shit. And I mean, she didn't give a fuck. So if anybody has any pity for her, go listen to this podcast. It will erase it. I'm gonna guess seven years. Seven's a good one.

Yeah, it could be seven. I don't know. I wasn't following it. That's close to you. I just know that, well, if she were like an old white man, it would probably be two years. But yeah, she'll probably be seven years for her. Don't try and bring up the injustice right now when we're talking about Gen Shaw.

I'm aware that that injustice exists in this world. No, I'm just saying, I'm not using it for her. No way, ma'am, no way. I've listened to that Bravo talking. I know what you did, ma'am. By the way, I'm cracked out because I read some bro on Twitter talking about machete and blueberries. So that's what I'm thinking right now.

The other thing, this is not a new show, but there's a lot of stuff. I love it. I love it. We're in this divide for today. Listen, Jen's only got potentially one good day left of freedom. So let's like just revel in it, Yeah, let's enjoy it. So breaking news in the Jen

Shaw case, this is also from Bravo docket, but it was on TMZ a lot of places. So I'm not going to read the thing. I'll just sum it up and probably get it all wrong. So yesterday or a couple of days ago, government is like wait a minute court We have something else somebody else is coming forward There's no talking to Cameron Westcott's husband. I'm So like listen here a little man listen here at thumb with a Republican haircut listening Someone else has come forward. So apparently

Gen Sha allegedly, okay, this is what they're reporting, not me, don't see me. Allegedly, Gen Sha was having an affair with some dude who lived in Vegas and his wife found out and took screenshots of the texts that they were sending each other and sent those texts to Sharif, okay. Something Gen Sha got so pissed off. She kept calling this lady and calling this lady,

the lady's like, I ain't talking about crazy whack. So she let it go. So Jen Shaw gets in her car and drives to Vegas and knocks on her door at 2.30 in the morning and starts telling her off and doing all this stuff. And it was so bad, she called the police, and then she got a restraining order against Jen Shaw. So they're trying to introduce that at the last moment to affect Gen sentencing.

So, he knows, but I'll tell you, there's never a dull moment with that Gen Shaw. Yeah, well, it sounds like her day is on Bravo or Over, though. I mean, she's not the reunion, she wasn't invited to Bravo con. So this is it. This is the last flickers of the Gen Shaw candle before it goes up and smoke. No, it's not the last flickers. No, hell no. Gen Shaw is gonna go on the runner some shit. Oh, she's not gonna just go down and be boring, okay?

They're gonna sentence her tomorrow and then she's gonna like Carmen San Diego this shit. And they're gonna have board games for the rest of our lives for all of our children to play, like we're in the world is Gen Shaw's ass? Where is she? Yeah, Gen Shaw would actually like the way to capture Gen Shaw is have her play her own game because she would go into like a paradox because she'd be like where in the world is Gen Shaw? Well, what about me? Where in the world am I? Wait a second, I am Gen Shaw, it's not working. Yeah, she would never hide. All you would have to do is like turn on a flashlight

and she'd see a spotlight and just jump right at it. It's me, I'm here. What am I, what am I going through? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I would love a video game called We're In The World's is Gen Chau. I would play that game all day long. And it would be just like the very dull version

of San Diego, Carmen San Diego. Carmen San Diego. It's like ooh you just tracked her down to Sofia Boop, Bulgaria and then you see like little footprints in a safe falls boat gen shot. It's like All right, you can go to the old circuit city or you can visit a Valveline and you might find a clue there I Feel like I would always win that game because I would always choose Camel Street because you know she's just always down there buying fake shit Always her fake Gucci's and all that Yeah, well, I'm excited. Um, we're going on KKC's podcasts and we're recording it

I'm excited. We're going on KKC's podcast and we're recording it on January 6th, the sentencing day. So maybe we'll have some like maybe the sentencing will come in live as we're talking. Maybe you never know. When never know. Please do. Okay, let's get on with this. The title is unfashionably something, but I had a dot dot dot. So I didn't click it on fashionably dot dot dot Well, I mean that's That says so much about this show. It really does most most the real housewives shows to be honest Especially this one now this one has the feathers This is the feather show

feather There's a word for people who designed clothing made out of feathers and Feathery. There's a word for people who design clothing made out of feathers. And this show is keeping those people alive. Feathery, yeah, whatever. Feathery. So let's go on with the show everybody 20 minutes into it. Here we are. Welcome to Watcher at Grappens. So we are with Whitney and Heather. Yeah, because we're still at dinner party. We're still in San Diego and they're still at dinner late at night and Heather is still being coy about her black eyes. So Whitney, Whitney is trying to do, basically Whitney's trying to be like Mariah Carey and precious right now.

She's trying to be like, I really can't tell what. She's trying to be like a very concerned social worker. She's like, Heather, how did you get a black eye? Well, Heather better start answering, or I'm gonna turn it to Monique from Precious and throw a damp TV at her down the stairs. Okay. So Heather's like, I have a black eye. I mean, I thought I covered up with makeup

Jen you said I looked fine. You said no one's gonna notice and She's like okay, because everyone's looking at her like this is no longer hilarious Heather Like you have a giant black eye, right? So she's like listen I woke up with this horrible black eye and you know and scratches all over my body But and then she looks right at Jen, who's sitting next to her and stares at her. She is, but we're still unsure about what happened to my eye. Yeah, and it's like, it looks like she's looking for Jen to jump in and start like providing

a cover story or whatever, but Jen's just like sitting, Jen's just not taking the bait. What's the word, minute, right? I'm taking it that she's trying to get Jen to say, I did it, it was mac than whatever, because Heather keeps saying, let's see if anybody else wants to talk about it, and then looking at Jen, you know?

Right. Well, maybe, yeah, I mean, it's hard to know, it's the mystery of our times. Either way, the Bravo editors know what they think and here's what they think So Heather's like well there are theories and Whitney tells us I'm trying to figure out what Heather is trying to say Without actually saying it so far. I have Sharkootary see branches jazz That Sharkootary, Sea Brideges, Jazz, Da-da-da. Outer, darkness.

So Heather turns to Jen again and it's like, so what would you say, yes, CSI and Jen basically is like, hmm, I don't know. So she keeps looking to Jen, which makes me feel like Jen, in fact, had something to do with the black eye. I mean, do you feel, do you feel like she fell into something and Heather's like, well, we reenacted like six or different, six or seven different falls and see like, maybe that's how it happened. And then there was, wow, that's a battery.

It's a battery. She was hit by a battery. Now with me, the salt in battery, someone poured salt on her now with me the salts and battery someone poured salt on her head and hit her with the battery okay that's enough I hope it wasn't one of those ones that you have to plug in I always get this battery's wrong so Heather's yeah Heather reenacting the fall okay Dexter like this what the fuck you talking about You went and stood in front of the door and reacted some fall with those sticks,

those hobby lobby sticks by that door in the hotel room. So Dan, so then she says, I don't wanna talk about it. And Dan is like, okay, let's talk about, hey, Jen, I think we had a really good day to date Jen. And Jen's like, girl, I thought you tried me. I put my life in your hands, okay. I would say that a really good day to date Jen and Jen's like, girl, I thought you'd drive me. I put my life in your hands, okay? I would say that's a good day. And then it's like, yeah,

but I want to come to an understanding because this trip has been a little awkward and we haven't been able to open up. So I wanted to like talk to you about that because I just want to be real with you. These new housewives and their community theater. Listen, I love a community theater. I've done a ton of it.

I know that that shocks all of you out there, but I've done a ton of it. You told me the good director to do that. Someone showed Dana how to start a fight. Somebody. Yeah. By the way, something I'm confused about is that in the trailers, there was definitely, unless I'm misremembering now,

there was definitely a moment where Dana basically snaps back hard at Jen Shaw. She's like, she's sort of comes at her about going to jail. And we haven't seen it yet, and we did not see it on the previews for next week and next week is the season finale. So I've been waiting really all season for that side of Dana to come out. And I thought, okay, well well maybe it's gonna come out here But no, it's just like I just want to be I just want to be real with you as real as I possibly can be with you and and Jen's like

Who? She goes well, it's just it's someone that I really trust that I've known for a long time and Supposedly they like know someone that works for you and they said your company or work you do is like very sketchy. I'm like, Dana, this is not new news. She's literally going to jail for it. I know. Dana's free enough, like this is the first time

anybody's ever heard of it. So, I'm like, cool man. And she goes, yeah. And they like pleaded or whatever, guilty, the allegations, but now they're in informant and they told me to be very careful. And Jen's like, hang on, let's be specific and careful about this.

If you wanna bring it up, then bring it to the finish line. And she's like, I cannot do that, Jen. It's like, there's no doubt about it. Jen starts having a fit, which I agree with. Like, if you're gonna bring this stuff up, I mean, I don't think she should, she needs to give more, because starts having a fit, which I agree with. Like if you're gonna bring this stuff up, I mean, I don't think she should, she needs to give more,

because this is all just, this has already been introduced to the court. So, I need new witnesses, I need new testimony. I don't care, get some tape and make a new tape outline of somebody on the ground. I need something to look at or hear here, Dana. Yeah, you know what, a power danna, I just would have said,

you know what, my walls were up because, honestly, I've seen the way you act and you're a crazy person. And also, I know you were arrested by Homeland Security and I know that doesn't just happen by accident. So honestly, I'm a little bit on guard and she goes, well, what about like innocent before private guilty? I'd be like, well, I'm not a court of law. I'm a person and honestly, I'm judgmental. So guilty before innocent.

Sorry. Yeah, that whole guilty, that innocent before being proven guilty is only in court, not dinner. Okay. Not dinner. Not dinner. I dinner, I get to judge your ass. So Heather's just,

Jaiton's open guilty. What? Heather's just shaking her head, because she's so mad that Dana is doing this. And Jen's like, what you're talking about is my life. And then it's like, yeah, but I know like what I want to say is like how I felt coming into this like she still can't start. So Jen's just like, okay, I'll scream it or anyway. And she's like, bitch, I wrote with you today.

Like that was like such an important thing that they shared a go card experience in the streets of San Diego. Just check your source then. Okay, check your source because the Constitution says your innocent and don't prevent guilty period and a story. Anyone else the Constitution says start a website for low dollars. Okay, because you'll need it when you're older. By the way, the Constitution doesn't say either one of those

things. No, case anyone cares. older by the way the Constitution doesn't say either one of those things no case anyone cares so there's a really long pause because she does a period and of story which for some reason people really listen to that they're like oh hold on let's just take the story as I did with the laws of grammar and this the end of the sentence the end of the sentence, the end of the sentence. I mean, oh no, it's not like, come, it's a period. I was very explicit about what happens next. I'm gonna drink my coffee like it's a cocky and I'm marousal. But doing, doing what's her face for?

Married a voice. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of WonderZ's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully

crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wonder Yeah. commercial. So Jen does the Jen walkoff because Jen's so thirsty, she never really walks off, right? She just gets up and then walks two feet away. So she's like still in the camera's view. And she's like, you're saying the bullshit with no backup.

And she tells us, this is very serious to me. Dana, I don't know you. And apparently you don't do your sois. And so Heather gets up so they walk off together officially. And Dana's like, yeah, you guys see this shit going all but Jen and you don't even say anything. And Angie's like, I said something, Dana. I said something.

You see where it's got me. You see where it's got me, Dana. You see everyone sees. Yeah, we saw where it got you, almost standing up to Jen and realizing that you're in a toxic friendship and then caving in again. So we do see that.

So wouldn't you say, this is the dance we do and it's hard. Like, ah, Macarena, that's hard. Where did the hands go? Oh, it's because. Yeah, with Jen, you're always running the risk of coming at you and like freaking out on you. And then it cuts you. I will drown you bitch. I guess it's like, judges, Threaten Ink to murder everybody. And it cuts back to Whitney. And she's

like, it's very obviously the number one trigger is her case because it's a delicate balance between asking her about it and taking her off. And then Meredith goes, well, Andrea, thank you. I think I'm kind of done. It's kind of been enough for me. I'll be honest. I'm going to just sort of say this in a way that's going to allude to some deeper thoughts I'm having, but no one's really gonna understand what they are because what the hell, what deep thoughts do I have in this moment anyway? Okay, I'll tell the

audience. I mean, listen, I think we know these things, I think we know a few things from informants, but if I'm a guest and somebody's trapped, the last thing I'm gonna do is talk about the things that threaten their freedom. This is not like she's having an affair. This is you're going to prison for decades. Oh, not a laugh, not a laugh moment. I'm very angry, as you can see, I'm getting up and trying to get water out of my ear. So, very upset about it. So, these people are, they're all nuts on this show. Like right now, we see how nuts

Jen is, but why are Heather and Meredith mad at Dana for bringing this shit up and then running to stand by Jen? They have not heard the Bravo talk yet. I'll tell you that. So, Jen is in the bathroom crying. She's like, you're gonna bring things that I'm going through with me and my family, my family. Which she uses as a shield every single time. And Heather's like, yeah, well, how long have you even known, Dama? And she's like, I don't even know the bitch. Oh, I know.

She's got gray hair. And I gave her a box of color. And then we see a flashback to Jen giving D Dana a box of like, clear all being like, hey, this is like a sisterly moment. Yeah, how's that a sisterly moment? That is so fucking rude. That's like you being like, Ronnie, happy birthday. Can I talk to you for a second?

Got you a wig. Got you. I guess I'll put this away here. Um, so Dana is like, well, guess what? The person that told me that told me said that she knew exactly what they were doing when these allegations were happening. And this is like real ass shit.

Like no motherfucking FBI is gonna come down hard on that. Like, okay. And like your partner is not going to testify against you. And there's like multiple people who pleaded guilty. She keeps saying pleaded. I don't feel like that's the right thing. It's pleaded. Pleaded. I don't know.

And no one's going to go as hard as if she's innocent. I'm not saying she's guilty, but there has to be something. I'm like, well, Dan, why don't you say this when Jen was at the table? At the table, she's all like, I just want to show why my walls are up. And then when Jen has gone, she's like, and another thing, she's fucking guilty. Look at her face. She's got guilty face, okay? Because she's terrified. She tried to do it, but then Jets started screaming

and scared her. Also, Dana has some interesting words, like pretty consistently, and I'm starting to like to, I'm like, listen to me talking. I'm the one with the craziest fucking words. I like adding them all up. So Whitney's like, what is she's proven guilty? What then?

And Lisa's like, I can't let myself go that cause, I have to think she's innocent until she's proven guilty. Why? Why do you have to do that? So Angie's like, Lisa, I am right there with you on this.

And Whitney's like, my answer is that if she is proven guilty, I will have to just have sit across from her with an awkward conversation, but I'm willing to have a congeal visit with her and they're like, not congeal, it's just a visit. And everyone just assumes that she didn't mean that, but it's Whitney. You know what I mean? She's first person to bring a stripper pole to the jail. I make something secret into your cake.

No, I have to cupcake with the ball. I'm not. I'm not. It's like this is the sound of Whitney visiting Jenna jail. It's the sound of her ankles thwacking the plexi class and she spins around on a bowl. And then the editors give us my favorite. Outs, but this is like a dumbass. So Dan is like, it's not a conjugal visit and I'm the one who just said, pletit.

So. And we said, yeah, unless you hook up with her and Whitney's like, well, so then we go to the bathroom with Heather Meredith and Jen and Heather's like, listen, all you have to do to shut these girls up is be like, Hey, let's talk about Heather, how Heather really got the back guy. And then they're going to be. Yeah, like,

got the back guy and then they're gonna be zzzz yeah, like Secure just openly admitting that you're Making up some bullshit to keep the focus off of fighting with you. You're come on now, Heather Yeah, it's like a straight head But it's also like a strange It's just like a weird a strange low-level Machalean scheme. And it's weird that we're just like watching it, you know, watching their plotting. So then, um,

right, jingo's, jingo's, let's do that. Let's do that. So yeah, I'm like, wait, why? Why? And how they're goes, yeah, because you know what? At the end, you say that at the end, because I'll put the fear of God in them. So just say, keep pushing me. and I'll tell you exactly how the black eye happened and someone will panic, snitches, get stitches. I'm like, what are you saying? Are you, are you, is she implying that Jen should also imply that she's the one who gave

the black eye and that if people keep coming first, she's going to give out more black eyes because that's not really going to help. Oh, I'm innocent vibe. So how you took it? Okay, say. No, just now when I read it right now, when I read it right now, this isn't on the fly,

it's an on the fly theory that I came up with as I looked at my notes. But she says. Say, keep it up and I'll say exactly how the black eye happened. Someone will panic. What does that mean? I don't know what it's like. I think it means that it's like an agatha Christie thing.

Like the killer is in this room and I'm gonna prove it. It's like, well, it's like, keep pushing me and I'll tell you exactly how the black guy happened. Wouldn't that be, oh, I guess maybe it's not that. I was saying it was like, that would be, she's telling gender to say that, so that would be Jen suggesting violence.

Like, you wanna push me, you wanna find out how that black eye happens. I gave her this black eye, you want one? You want more of where that came from? Right, but then the someone will panic, doesn't really make a lot of sense either, so. Oh, here's the thing, I can't concentrate because Heather is a kind of person now

that does things like this. You know what stitches, snitches get stitches and then she starts like holding an ass and spanking the ass in the air. You know, she's like, yeah, stitches, snitches get stitches, snitches get stitches. How do those two things even go together? Why are you spanking that? It's a whole chaotic. She just leaning into chaos.

So you can't really find out what's going on It's that's that's a tactic She's just trying to help Jen by making people confused, you know, she's just breeding confusion Well it works because Meredith is like I am I wish he would just say you go ahead at this point. It's just I'm So then back to the table, Lisa's like, everyone comes back to the table and so Lisa's like, so when you left this conversation,

you just left this conversation we had, and we said, we believe Jen and I said, until somebody proves her innocent, you still have to believe that she's innocent. I mean, someone tells someone believes that she's not innocent, you have to believe she her innocent. You still have to believe that she's innocent. I mean, someone tells someone believes that she's not innocent. You have to believe she's innocent. And then I said to for one Chalupa is a Taco Bell,

there's still time if we get in the car right now. And Jen's like, yeah, because otherwise why are you even at this table? And Lisa's like, yeah, I was like, you just need to get to know John. I promise, Jen's amazing. And just totally innocent. And just stop kissing Jen's ass.

This is making me crazy. It's the penultimate episode of the season. And you guys are still up, Jen's ass. What does she have on you people? So, Dan is like, well, I just want to be honest with you. That's why I had my walls up. I had my walls up on this trip. This isn't the bachelor.

You're watching the wrong show, ma'am. No one cares about your wows. Yeah, I feel like it's strange to talk about your wows being up when really like all you've done has gone around in the go-kart. Like no one's been trying to get to the emotional crux of what's going on with Dana. And then Dana tells us, no matter what they say

about Jen, how much they trust her, how much they defend her, she is a very untrustworthy person. Again, we pay for tables. You know what I mean? She's on Bravo. Okay. She's on Bravo.

So then it's like it's 4am actually. There's still some at the table until 4am. They decide that they're going to like wrap it up because at least it has to get her get to a plane. So then Heather's like, well, I guess I'm going to go, how did they say it in Greece? Opa, Opa, like yeah, whatever. That'll work. Yeah. So Heather's like, want to wear my eye patch, Lisa? Want to wear it? And she's like, this is my new gender profile pic. So then, did you just say all that? No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

My straw, sorry. Yeah. So now we're back in Utah and Whitney's house. We're in Whitney's row house. And she's like, dong, dong. She's like meditating. And then Lisa is fishing with John, which I could watch for a year every night. I try.

I got me. I got a rainbow trout. I love your perrades. Hi. Can I touch? Can I touch your scales? Can I touch? And then we get crazy haas.

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, all over. And that was the music of the composer left his synthesizer out and his catwalked along the keyboards. That's what that was. Yeah, they're like, keep it. Brandt. Keep it. We love that. And it's the most energetic, craziest music to lead us into a scene

with the least charismatic people ever to be on television, Brooks and Chloe. Okay. Brooks is like, okay, I need to and they both look at her and go, hi. So are you guys excited about tonight? Yeah, can't you see? It's all over my face right now, mom. Some mom you speaking, you presenting all of the above. Oh, I'm glad we're all wearing really stupid glasses right now, though, that makes me feel better. Yeah. So tonight is the because they all have like different variations like Hunter S Thompson. So are you excited for the mental health event? Yeah, sounds great, mom.

Can't wait. So it is the glow sticks. Do they? Well, I did pack several to go containers of my famous white bean salad. I made it with my sister. I'm excited. The family's gonna get together which means we'll finally be able to slice a lemon again Tonight is the presentation for my sister And then we see a clip of her sister shaking her head, you know like her sister as played by Sarri O Terry It's like Sarri O Terry playing Meredith comes on the screen She's like, I'm so glad we're cutting a lemon. I think I think before the mental health party mayor, she's like, I'm glad we're gonna find one. You have a slice for all one other. Now all of the letter is gonna be delicious. I couldn't agree more sister.

No, I couldn't agree more sister. Wow, sisters, don't it for themselves. I think that Meredith's mom probably was driving on a very bumpy road when she was pregnant with these two because they're still just their whole life. They're just like, wow, bumping your head. They're my aunt's. Well, let me tell you what I'm thinking about mental health.

Well, I'm thinking what I'm thinking about mental health and some important thing. Next season we find out that Meredith is actually the granddaughter of Catherine Hepburn. So now it's a mental health. And, wait, why is that offensive? You're shaking your head. You're like, how dare you? How dare you bring Katherine Hepburn into this? Because she had a disease or something.

That's why I heard you. She did? Yeah, she had something. I'm sorry. Oh, I thought that was just Katherine Hepburns. I thought that was just her vibe. No, but it's very hypocritical of me to give you that look because I've made like five on Golden Pond references this year.

I don't like it. Today it's going to happen. I'm going to make I'm going to make a Captain Hepburn reference you like, then. Not too soon. In appropriate. In appropriate. In appropriate. Fine.

Let me just change. Okay. I'm going to change it up with a different, a different pop culture reference. We're going to find out that they're the granddaughters of Lisa Gibbons. It doesn't make any sense, but I actually like the narrative. Mm-hmm, me too. Oh, Lisa.

There's Monodegos by that I don't say, what's Lisa doing right now? Lisa, Lisa was a Z. You know, you know, Liza was pissed at that really Rolling, he's up. There's another one with a shit. Oh, yeah Bottle it now that's what I could get behind lies and Manelli as the as the grand matriarch like that actually makes sense Our kids Hi

Not with the mind I see no name not Lisa with the seat bitch Yeah, it's a lot sort of thing. Not single with the mind. I should know what they not least I was to see bitch Yeah, God are ring them sweatsuits God are ring them sweatsuits. Oh God, okay, I don't know why I wrote this but I wrote it's a meatball health foundation to help people I think that's a typo on mental, but that's right. Oh, it's not a good... I love the idea of Meatball Health. Guys, I finally come up with it. I'm starting a Meatball Health Foundation. It will have an IV bag full of marinara. I would love to see Meatball ER,

featuring Kyle Richards. Guys, I'm so excited. I just landed a role on meetball ER. I plan Earth on a few episodes. Well, if you need any advice, I play the role of design at Book of the People. Code Red Sauce, Code Red Sauce, meetball coming in right now. George Clooney, I could eat you with a spoon. I think I will. Scrooody, I could eat you with a spoon, I think I will. Obviously then, Brooks is like, I'm really stressed.

Like, people prepare years in advance for this and I'm doing it under like 40 eight hours. I'm here. I'm hoping people are braving. There's something in rungs, rungs, but many, many, man, Brooks, how long have you been at school? It has been over a year since you released one goddamn sweat suit and you're gonna tell me you've done nothing since then. Nothing? You've done nothing since then? I know you did your mom's blazer bathing suit that she got into the hot tub in early this year because

that's screened Brooks. Right. But I like Chloe saying, you think this is like Paris Fashion Week. It's like a Utah museum event. Yeah, I like Brooks trying to make it seem like he's in Project Run Way. I'd be like, normally people spend months doing this. I only have like a day and a half. It's like, number not feeling the stress. So, pretty Hapbrook goes, yeah, no one in this family understands the stress of running a business while finishing college. And Ruth goes, huh, really? Because I didn't. Oh, I know.

I know. And Chloe goes, oh snap. Well, Ken seems like there's a lot of good times being had in this kitchen, so who wants a mic being sound at my right? Oh, Wayne, here's the text from Wyoming. Hey, Mayor, we want to be able to make a country have a brisketsal bobby's bright thing party, but we're making a very nice donation of an unemployment check signed on the back from Justin for me. Bonne Hill for that very count.

Oh, this must be it here. Look at this one. This, let me open up this envelope. Oh, wow, it's seems like it's a donation in chocolate syrup. Okay. Well, we'll just put that over here. Oh, this next item, open, no commentary. Signed with me, but her name is Spatley Law. Interesting. The donation is yelling at me. Apparently, it's been kidnapped by someone named Terry and saying no, Terry. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Whitney was on watch what happens last night with Julia Fox. So I had to watch because I mean Julia Fox and Whitney together. Like what the fuck? So I was looking on that show, it's hilarious at all times.

I was like, what? I mean, I was wearing false eyelashes when it started and they were gone by the time it was out. It was just like a vortex sucking everything out of you watching that show. So really interesting. But Whitney, one of the questions that gave her was, so Whitney, how come you can't pronounce

healing and real? Isn't that funny? And she's like, well, it's because of my Mormon ancestors from Utah, like the pioneer people came to a mountain town, and that's where I lived and that's how they pronounced it. Oh, okay. Okay. Blame the Oregon Trail or whatever the shit. Okay, maybe. Julia Fox was like, I was just about to use that answer for my next question. Julia Fox is a wacky dude. She was pretty funny though. She's in that case, but I was like, why, who is

this? What is she done? You know, but then by the end I was like, Oh my God, I stand. You know, I just saw how the crappies. Yeah, yes. I was like, Hell yes, Julia Fox. I love you, man girl. Julia Fox, you're formally invited to the crappies at the Wilton Theater in Los Angeles. She was really funny. She kept staring into the monitors at herself to the point where, and you could tell she's doing it because she's not looking.

She's just like staring at herself and like posing. And Andy's like, Julia, we're here. You don't have to look at yourself in the monitors. I know, but I'm just like, it looks so good. And she's staring at the monitor. And he's like, no, don't do that. Talk to us. And so she refused to.

The whole time she'd have looked in the monitor or straight into the camera. It was hilarious. Was she wary that she had the raccoon? I think still going on? Yes. She's, and she said that it's a trend that she started. And like everybody follows her trends.

And they were like, she told some story about, they're like, what are the best things you've ever gotten? Or like, what's your best date that you've ever been on? She's like, private plane, like Chanel bags, like, and he goes, well, with who? And she's like, I can't tell you but like obvious an a-luster. It's like what's it Kanye West? Because who else has she dated? It was so weird and funny and she didn't seem to like Whitney and Whitney didn't

really seem to know what to do. Very good episode. I love that energy. Yeah, it was good. Okay. Back to the stupid glasses family. So Meredith has invited Lisa Barlow and Lisa Barlow got a ticket and Meredith is very grateful. She's like, wow, she's learning the press from it. I was cold. So the ladies like coming to your mental health thing, okay? Yeah, hold on. Yeah, and you wanted to have press from it. So, and Chloe goes, so, and she's like, I'm finally way, if she starts talking to you kids,

you sweet little adorable tub, don't wait, you're saying, boo, boo, wow, wow, and mom will come over and see you. And Chloe's like, yeah, you don't need to come rescue. Your garbage or daughter. Brooks is where it's not hers. Yeah, I was gonna say that's, she never said that. She said not about your mom.

Oh my, okay, she didn't touch the child round. So Heather is now at Angie K's and they do the whole. Hi. Oh Angie ate. Hi! Hi! Yes, there's a lot of like that sound amongst amongst the people this year. That must be like a Salt Lake City accent thing. The, the, how are you doing today? Yeah, there is some of that like the dance.

I am a kiss. It's like the people who do services there like the dentists, they kind of Let's just, how are you doing today? Yeah, there is some of that. Like the dentist. I miss you. I miss you. It's like the people who do services there, like the dentists, they kind of put the teeth into big. And then the face people, they put like maybe a little bit too much filler in, you know, it's like their services are a little behind the times. My theory is that since a lot of them are Mormons

and they're not allowed to smoke, they like to pretend they're smoking, but they don't know how to do it. So they're going quietly, because they think that that's lot of them are Mormons and they're not allowed to smoke, they like to pretend they're smoking but they don't know how to do it so they're going quietly because they think that that's part of the smoke. Like they like to... Don't like that. I'm the... She's like you. Welcome.

Welcome. To my home. Let me see that eye. I need a look for it. I need a look for it. Just wait for the ancient age to get a hole in earth throughout. She's like... Let me see that eye. I need a look for it. I need a look for it. Swim. Wimpy and Angie age get a hole in her throat. She's like, would you like to?

I mean, so let's see. I can only imagine how unappetizing this is for the listeners. Look. Next week on Meeple Yard. We need to give this Meeple a tricky out on me full year. We have to give this me a ball of tricky out of me right now. Oh, yeah, this show is for people who like pain. So Heather is like, yeah, I'll do a Paloma, okay? Oh my God, Domino, I can't do your crusty pus eye or

pus eye because the dog is old, I guess, and it has these big like Michael Darby eyes. They're just like, that's our best. They're like resting down. You're not really want to talk right now, the self abuser. Well, that's what making it use the storyline when it's probably not even one. Well, that's what you said. Now, like, what people keep asking about the eye because it's impossible to turn away. Not that I want to talk about it, although I did just bring it up. I really went out of my way and draw attention to your crazy dog eyes and then my eye.

But I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, please don't talk about it. Please listen. Can I have some eyes in this? I'm sorry. I'm an ice. Would you like a straw? So then, uh, so then Angie had gone to Whitney poor Whitney poor poor

literally poor truly when he had a wild rose event that Bravo didn't even put on TV. And this this lady is banking on wild rose now. Now that Justin's in Hershey's Serapel, you know, she's the only income and they're all banking on wild rose and Bravo did not even put it on TV. Because Bravo likes to drag your ass down. They're losing gen. So if they're coming back, they need next season is Whitney, you know, back on the pole or something. It's going to be like Whitney's poor now. You know, they have to see somebody crying and sobbing every episode. Yeah. Yeah. Whitney is going to volunteer. I got a new job. I'm an air sock at the airport. I just hang on the pole and wait See where the wind blows me

So Angie is like well Antique told me about the trips and she said it was wild just wild and Heather's like oh my god stop looking It's just a jump black eye looking at just a jump black eye. Do you have any recollection of what happened to you? I'll be more eye-caring now. Do you remember? Let's talk about the abuse and how there's like, no. All right.

Well, there's a part of me and tell me if I'm wrongs that you're protecting somebody. And the last people who you were with you seen at the crime were What was it? It was Angie K Jen, why did you say Jen last why? Because coming up with a list coming up with a list like So Heather's like and just like you you know what? I told Chris.

I said, he, I told Chris about what happened. He said, holy, he was like holy shit. Does somebody do this to her? And this is out of love and concern. If someone did this to you, it's not okay. Will you ever tell me? And she's like, no, I won't. And the producer says, is there part of you that hopes that someone else will just say it?

And Heather says that she just wants it to go away. And these, and Andrew's like, so you're saying that somebody hurt you, you just don't know who. And she's like, hold on, let me look away. And she's like, don't protect them, don't protect them, Heather. And then Andrew goes, well, she tells us. She goes, I don't want to point fingers,

but Lisa and Heather, Heather have had issues. So now you don't like Lisa Barla, so now you think Lisa Barla punched Heather? Come on, you guys. I'm glad. This fucking cast and she goes, and I've seen Jen's temper. So I just don't know.

I just don't know. To be fair, you saw Jen's temper because your husband made up a fake account with her name to go fuck with other people now. Yeah. Well, I just hope that you're getting the appropriate guidance and care that you need. And if you ever need it, we are there for you.

Just like we were there for you to bring you on to a yacht in Norway. Okay, and I am there for you, just like we were there for you to bring you on to a yacht in Norway. I am there for you, but if someone did this to you, you do not have to protect them. People you do not protect are the people who do not get invited onto the cast strip and now whose careers on Bravo are in jeopardy. You were saying? Heather just gives like a for loan. She's like, I'm for loan.

Then Whitney is with her kids and they're gathering around looking at picture books. And she's like, this is me at your age. I'm on a merry go round at the carnival. Mommy, why are you writing the poll? That's how you do it. What? There's a child on your head, yes, because I'm going up and down. And here I am at the fire station in kindergarten field trip. Well, at least that one makes sense. Here I am volunteering for Greenpeace.

They told I was in it mainly because they said I'd be a tree hugger, which is sort of like being a natural pole dancer. Here I am in Australia. This koala tried to take my pole. So I'm so stupid. Sorry, audience. I got that. So there were a lot of visual pole jokes to make

after that. You know, and she's like, I'm realizing a big part of my journey is letting go of the bad and remembering. Line, what was it again? Forgetting the bad, good, the remember. So I go down memory lane. It's cathartic. I thought at first it was some, we were talking about a girl named Kathy who lived in the Arctic, turns out it's a word cathartic.

So I met Kathy because I went to the South Pole. I think you know why. So, so they were Catholic artifacts. So Curtis, this cheeseball calls, I don't trust Curtis for a damn second. Okay, now this shows storyline is going to be people screwing you over online. Curtis is definitely a scam likely. I'm sorry, that guy gives off total scammer vibes. Yeah, so she's showing him photos on FaceTime and she's like, do you remember this girl? I don't remember. It's little Molly Moriman. And yeah. So she's showing him all these photos, child didn't everything and she's like, it it's like how did you get past always dwelling on the past?

And he's like, says, oh, well, he goes, I've always identified with the future, my pronouns are will and to be. So, you know, because that's where I'm headed. And I can do something about that. I can't do anything about yesterday, but even though you're getting in touch with your feelings on the path,

well, he just goes on and on about like, move forward, you can't do anything about yesterday, but even though you're getting in touch with your friends from the past, well, he just goes on and on about like, move forward. You can't do anything about the past, the past in the past, embrace the future. There's new friends to be high and new relationships. He's giving her this, like, he's giving her this, like, come to Jesus talk. He's like, yeah, you know, you just need to look towards the future. Because you know who's out there? People, you haven't even met yet. And then she gets a cameo notification. And she's like, yeah, sorry. And he goes, I'm not, you know what I'm like? I'm like, I'm gonna pour into people who pour into me. That just sounds like a disgusting messy kitchen to me.

So how much chocolate syrup does that involve? I don't want Justin to get fired again. So she's like, when you choose to work on yourself and grow, it's interesting to see what happens to the people around you. They either grow with you or they get black eyes. I feel like that is what's going on with Heather and I. I hope at some points our paths come back together. Yeah. I think this was supposed to be the button on her whole story line about the past. She just like realizes she just has to move on.

Then we have Jen's on her laptop with her therapist, Ernest. Just in case you guys don't remember that Jen is really a victim in this and a hero in a way. There's a giant painting of Martin Luther King that she films right in time for this scene. I mean, you are just fucking shameless, my god. So then she talks to Ernest, her computer therapist, a guy,

and Ernest is like, oh, how are you right now? It's like, you know, Meredith's uncle or something like, how are you? And she's like, you know, I had a really rough night. I didn't sleep well. Well, I hope not. That's like the first decent thing you said all year. Well, well, I hope not. That's like the first decent thing you said all year. Yeah. And she starts talking about how like, she's coming back from San Diego, she's back to reality and that like she's inching closer to a trial and she's facing uncertainty every day or lawyers going to call with new information and she's just going into a deeper and darker place and the depression and the anxiety it's paralyzing. And he earned us like, well, you've been through a lot.

And the most important thing is that you get closer to setting up all the support structures, what you're going to need from family and friends when you go to jail. How did that go to jail? I mean, it's pretty obvious, honey. Listen, what do you need? She's like, your social security number, Matt. Listen, what do you need? She's like, your social security number? Matt, Jen.

Your mother's middle, your mother's maiden name. Jen, the first street you grew up on, Jen. I'm worried about my kids. Yeah, you should be. You fucked up. I can't with her. I can't even sit. You do it.

I know. Well, it's always funny to me when people commit crimes and then they get caught and then they're angry at the people who catch them because it's going to affect their kids. Well, another way to not affect your kids is not to do the bad shit in the first place. Yeah, I can't with her. So then she does this whole song and dance about, oh, Porsche reef, cries in the parking lot because he's so worried about it. He just needs me. Girl, you got about a year and a half in prison before he divorces your ass, okay? I'm calling it now. So I can't with her.

She's a monster. So next up, Meredith's fashion show. She's like, every fashion show is crazy and intense. Mom, where should I take my jogging suit? Back to the back, Groxing Stab! Every fashion show has a lot of moving parts, and in this case, it then excludes my head on my neck. Just can't stop it, okay?

Well, this one's high, because it means a lot to me, and I just want it to be a success, and we have so many people who are donating their services and time and apparently chocolate syrup and a lot of designers here too. Well quote unquote designers and contractually obligated to say that. Including Brexin. So it cuts to Brex backstage and a male model is wearing one of his like Walmart jumpsuit with like a NASA logo iron to it. I noticed it all. It was, I looked like NASA logos to me.

It looked like the NASA thing on the target shirt. Yeah. Yeah. It looked like one of those iron on things your mom did for you. You know, when you were a kid, check your space man. Go out there and you tell those bullies, be me it. So Brooks is like, I think it looks fire. Yeah, well, it takes a village, but we're here

and I couldn't be more proud and hold on. This is in from Seth. Seth says, make sure you say it takes a village of Whitney's breath. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he's such a charming. So then, my rock comes in. of Whitney's breath. Oh, I've just come over here or come over here all right, well welcome to this show. I haven't really had a time to formally introduce myself all season, but anyway you guys are new and you're not full-fledged

cast members. So let me just say this, I'm not mad, okay, but it was a lot. I'm okay to walk around everybody, and I'll be totally blunt with the two of you non-cast members. I'm not angry, I'm not angry, but I was, I'm not a little mad, I was disappointed, not mad. But I was a little mad, I was a little mad, not mad though, not mad.

You told Lisa why we sang, I mean, we had a conversation, and we were gonna bring it up with the dinner. She's basically telling these amateurs, listen, I was giving you the information for the big dinner confrontation. You don't go blow the dinner confrontation during the getting ready montage. Like, that's why you hear the music.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, that's to put our lipstick on. It's not to go tell my secrets, okay? If you're gonna be part of a gang up, why not a gang up? Am I right, Mara? Yeah, God, I don't have to be part of this gang, girls. Well, in hindsight, I wish I had said

that I did not want to be involved in any of this. I feel terrible for my partner and he's like, well, I'm not mad at him, she can't. That is your name, right? I never got your name the entire season. I move, I'm moving on, but you know what I'm saying? I'm not mad. And then conclusion, I just wanna add,

I'm not mad, actually reverse conclusion, because now it's time for you, Danas, you're a drunk, Danas. Oh my God, they have like, and I'm not mad counter the cues popping up. It's like, I'm not mad. Bing, I'm not mad. Bing, I'm not mad.

Bing. And so, uh, Angie's like, well, I think it speaks volumes about me that I did want to be involved in that conversation. Does that mean does Angie K ever make a sense that makes sense? Because I never get what she's fucking talking about. You don't get, you don't get like points for wanting to not be, wanting to not be part of a conversation but still participating in it anyway. Yeah, I get points for all of

those calories I didn't really want to eat this morning. No. Oh, so how that works. So Meredith is like, okay, don't know what you just said, but it's noted. Okay, none of us should ever speak negatively about each other. I got it, but I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad.

These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are...

These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... These are... to the minor irritation and we voice, and we move on. That to me is not speaking negative and anything. It's just me discussing in public, you know, a public document that the SEC filed.

That was very easy, just easy to just go to that website and navigate a government bureaucracy website. Very simple do. Pay a little bit of money to get through a paywall, order the documents, make sure it comes to you. Do some more bureaucracy. Just simple public documents. They're really not being negative. They're not being negative. I mean, to pay for it, I use paid pal. Nothing says not negative. Done the word pal. And then the word now.

And she's like, I'm just like a little bit of a slap on the face. But not mad. Bing. So Angie, he's like, actually, you see Mad Nardath. So well, see, this is why you're not a full-clutch cast member. Yeah, this is these auditions have lasted way too long. This chorus line has gone on for seven hours, okay?

You're you're no cast, okay? Move on So tell the chorus line fans out there. I was like I think I know that was a reference that I don't get the music And the mirror and the chance to dance for you I'm the chance to dance for you. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, listen to you. It literally is what happens. I was cooking. I was just like making something

and all of a sudden, I was like, I'm like, what's up? He's like smiling. So he knows to put it on. He knows to put it on because it waits've been waiting too long I'm gonna put on Carly Rae Jepsen. So, um, it's funny. But hey, I'm down for the show tunes. So Jen and Sharif show up and, um, and then Lisa shows up and she's like, let's be honest, Mara doesn't like me. Hi, pretty girl! Hi! Oh, and Jen and Sharif come with a Morello with Morello or Morello or whatever that guy is who stole the bag out of Meredith's show. I didn't even notice that. Yeah, he's the one wearing those big fake flowers all over his jacket. Oh, I thought that was just a centerpiece. That was walking.

He's there to be the purse carrier, which is ironic. So, um, Chloe's like, Jen, you're channeling my mom with the feathers. Fuck off, Chloe, okay? Your mother didn't invent feathers. Why must standing up for Jen? I keep this keeps you're just in a state. Yeah, you're not mad. You're not mad. I'm not mad. Um, so yeah, at least it's like, let's be honest, she doesn't like me, but I definitely wanted to support the Meredith because her sister and her nephew have gone through a lot.

And I want to let them know that this is important, cause it's about mental health awareness and it starts with kindness. So Meredith is like, well, I'm not surprised. At least I showed up. She's very concerned with appearances. And I don't think it will be a good look for her, but it's my charity of him. So there's like a lot of fake moments, whatever,

you know, and I'm like, yeah, it gives her a chance to take polls for social media. And then she does like a, she mocks Lisa doing duck lips. As if Meredith and everyone else knows cats does not do that on every single photo they post on so I know but Meredith looks three years old in hers. I mean, that's true. That's true. That's face tuned comments more on her post than anybody I've ever seen on there. They crack up at every post she puts on there. So Jen and Sharif, oh, but also she did a very good impersonation of it because then they showed Lisa actually using it on social media during the exact same pose. So good. So then we see Jen and Sharif and she's like, I saw Angie and Sean are here. Do you have to check? I just want to

get it over with. And he's like, yeah, we should do that. So they go because Jen tells us that she asked for an invoice and we see the text, oh my gosh. I have a screenshot of the invoice say something while I look for it. Say something. Alright, well let me tell you something. Well, last time I got the invoice was from Costco because apparently I bought so many wine beans that they had to actually get a new skew of them from a new distributor. And they said, this is causing your operation a lot of money.

If they sent it to me and I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, text. It's between Angie Kay and Jen, obviously, and it says Jen Shaw knew. So I guess this is a new number. It says Happy Valentine's Day to my Greek goddess, heart, O-fa, a-two, exo, exo. And then Angie says, Oh my God, heart, heart, heart, heart, love us. Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart. Happy V heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart It's a toilet. You have to tag me. I swear there's 11 exclamation points here and then a lafie face. And then Jen says, also, I need to pay you for the party stuff. Kissy face. So that was the text. So then they show the invoice. Orchid Dynasty $1281. Bartender $3600, which how many bartenders were there? How many profession? That's a lot. $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1, $1,4, catering 2400,

cleaning 400 additional assistance 400. Okay, here's what I'll tell you. If you are in cleaning or additional assistance, you're fucked, okay? You know what, you need to start standing up for diamond rental and bartending, okay? That's what I learned from this. Also, if someone sent me this invoice,

I would say, no, I'm not paying $3600 for bartending. Fuck that. And we, and we some shock glasses, I'll do it. Yeah, it's a lot of money for bartenders. I don't know how much bartenders cost, but $3600. Is that include like maybe that also all the booze or something like that. It only says bartenders but I don't know. So that total came out to around 14 grand. So um Angie is like okay Lisa I should probably have you sit down because I have something really

devastating to share with you like I'm still in shock okay? Angie showed up and she said the Jen had reached out on FaceTime and then we see a clip of Angie going, she called me earlier today and she wants to make peace with me and Angie's like, great peace. But you know what, if I'm gonna stand up for somebody and then they're gonna go back and they're gonna do that and that's what's gonna happen. Like your mad that people are trying to make up.

So it's nice. Yeah, I actually kind of get it because it's just not mad they're trying to make up, but she's mad that like, you came at me so hard about like, you know, being friends with Angie or whatever. And then you are like, you go back and be friends with her, but like you were, I could understand that frustration. It's like if I-

Yeah, but if she was one of the ones saying, you should make up, like you guys need to calm down, and fix this, and work through this. Like they all say, well, I think it's, but it's also that she, well, that, that Jen, Jen just like roasted Heather for the Angie situation, like really, really roasted Heather, and then all of a sudden is like, okay cool,

let's be friends Angie. And it's just kind of like that she just can go so hard at someone and then all of a sudden change her tune. So like when she's asking for you to make a choice between Angie and Jen, and then like maybe someone does make that choice, maybe someone does burn some bridges and rehearse friendships. And then Jen just doesn't care, she doesn't get, she's like, oh, you know what, maybe someone does burn some bridges and rehearse friendships, and then Jen just doesn't care.

She doesn't get, she's like, oh, you know what, I just thought I wanted to make friends with them. And it's like that total inconsistency where other people, there could be just like, shrapnel from it, but Jen doesn't care.

So I mean, look, I'm not, I'm not, man, and I'm definitely not standing up for Angie K. to hard on this, but I'm like, I can sort of see why I'd be really like frustrating to have to deal with this all the time. You, she had to sit there a whole meal of Jen going nuts,

consoling Jen doing all this thing for Jen just to be like, oh, actually, I want to be friends with her. But that's, I mean, that's like literally every friendship on this show. But, yeah. But it's just like, I think it's a fantasy. I know it's like, no, I can't what you're saying.

But when a friend breaks up with someone and you sit there on the phone and you listen to them cry and you listen, listen, listen. And they want all this advice and they demand all this energy out of you. And then the next day they get back together with them and you're like, well, why do you even meet me for this? Yeah.

Oh yeah, we've been there many, many times. And I've been that person on the other of it a little, I'm too, maybe that's why I'm staring up for it. But I'm not. Oh, I did just get your email about starting up a new website. So, uh, Angie K. Attribute to Audrey Hepburn. So, Angie K. is like, I am stunned. This is the woman who pushed her to the break of taking her own life. I lust sleep over that. I lust sleep. Okay, Angie K. Calm the fuck down. Okay, you're the one who was just so offended

and then the next day acted like nothing had ever happened with Jen, so shut up. So, Dan is like, okay, sorry, but I called this shit from day one. She's not a good person, she's not a good friend. So Lisa says, yeah, you know what? The least inconsistent person on, you know, home cooked I'm more consistent than her

Okay, you know Jen is not consistent and then when you look at the big picture It's like I'm believing you sang your unison Even though you're constantly lying to me in a fed shop So like why would I believe you're not doing that in like other aspects of your life like your work life Well, congratulations. You're finally realizing that Jen might be guilty. Really. Yeah. God. I guess you wanted to make up with Angie. That's what led you to this. You had every other clue in the book. No, Ronnie, there was barely any evidence whatsoever. It's not like there was like a hoose special about it. So Angie said that she did get a text from Jen about an invite to a party and Dana's like,

oh, is that because she's different around her husband? I was like, okay, Dana. So, and Angie's like, well, there's two different people. It's like two personalities. Well, there's two different personalities. you know, it's like two personals. Well, there's two different personalities. That's scary. That's dangerous. Yeah.

Yeah, because she's not consistent. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's not consistent. Yeah, she's not consistent. She needs to be consistent because if she's not consistent, what is that? She's not consistent. It's dangerous. It's like, oh, it's inconsistent again. So, Angie K, who's just fed up with Jen being inconsistent, roller coaster friendship,

toxic, etc. They all sit down at this. They sit down for the fashion show. Angie's on one side of the runway. Jen Shaw's on the other side of the runway. There's a check in coach Shaw's blazer. The tension is higher than it's ever been. And then Angie just walks across the runway. I was like, hey guys, sorry, let's bring it in.

Oh, good to see you guys. Good to see you. Good to see you. The biggest baker. The biggest baker in this group, which is saying a lot. So they have some poor lady come out and go, hello, I would like to introduce Meredith. And that's all.

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, Mary. Naomi Progresso. Who's Naomi Progresso? Let's play on Naomi Campbell's suit. So... She's just the Salt Lake City's version of Naomi Campbell is Naomi progressive. I was like, I'll just wait for him to continue.

No, I don't need to ask you that is, but you didn't continue. I was like, now I have to pretend I was like, he's gonna ask. He's gonna ask. He needs to ask, because otherwise everyone else is confused. Well, we have Utah's biggest super model, Naomi Voraso here to introduce this show. Naomi hit it. Welcome to the show.

Great one, mama. Great job, clam chowder. Move to the side now. All right, everyone. Thank you for supporting us guys, because this is important to me. And needs to be yes important to every person and Mental health so

She talks about you know her little her nephew and You know then we see a design show a fashion show or whatever Brooks's stuff. I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. Those are Ollie Bobba's sweat suits with fucking grip and tape to them. No one can tell me different. And now he's added an oversized blazer that's emblazed into Brooks Marx. I can't. Yeah, the little striped echoes across, et cetera.

And then he's like, I need that one, I need that one, I need that one, I need that one. I was like, she just counted the singles at the bar, right? I need that one. I need that one. I need that one. I need that one. I was like She just counted the singles at the bar, right? I need that one. I need that single. I need that single. So Brooks like I got you. So They're all it's they're all very happy and proud. Meredith is like well, I'm at least this time. I'm we can give Jan more than just one Trax. I know Jen you I don't know that you really need to be asking for free. And we can give Jack more than just the one tracks you.

I know Jen, you, I don't know that you really need to be asking for free jumpsuits. You're about to get a really good one, you know, so I'm gonna show you a single look wardrobe soon. Yeah. So Jen and Sharif go pull Angie and her husband aside. And they're talking about how great the show is and stuff. And, um, wait, is this a support? Okay. Yes.

So then Sharif does it. Sharif comes off as very phoning to me here. He's like, now look, I know you're about to get going. So listen, I just wanted to make sure that I took care of you guys because it really bothered my heart that the situation happened the way it did? So please, here, take this. Why don't you just publish a fucking publisher's clearing house check?

This is money that you guys owe. Stop acting like you're doing some huge fucking fake faggot out of the goodness of your heart, and you're such a good person because there's such rotten assholes for pointing out that you've had yet another party that you don't want to pay for. I know, that's actually really bothered me too. Because I hate that thing where Jan and Shreeft did not pay or did not even offer to pay. And then they do this in this way where like Angie and her husband are like dicks for

asking for money and when it's like totally entitled. And I have to say it was also very funny to me because Angie's trying to, Angie's trying to give an energy of like, guys, don't even worry about it. Cause she's like, guys, less about the paper than I have a lot of respect for both of you. And like, I love both of you guys, and I love your family.

And I was hurt by some things. And she's sort of like giving like, listen, water under the bridge, but they still take that check. They're like, thank you. We'll take it though. But then she goes, I was hurt by some things and he goes, we were too badly, badly. And it hurt me to feel like we had a debt.

You didn't feel like you had a debt. You fucking had a debt. And you don't have the right to say how much you're hurting right now. Neither one of you. How dare you? You know, even if you had nothing to do with Gen Shaws crimes, to sit here and act like you're a victim in all of this, when you know what she did, same on you. And I normally really like him,

but he didn't pull this scene off very well. Yeah, I just didn't like that Angie and Chris were made to look like they were the Dicks. Although, I mean, they are Dicks. Well, the thing is this, what we don't know is we're taking Angie's word for it that she never said, listen, we got this. We know you're going through a hard time.

We've covered this. It is actually possible that she said that or she may have spoken the way that that. Well, Jen doesn't even claim that she said that. She doesn't. Well, in that case, yeah. So you just assumed that she didn't have to pay. Yeah.

And so she did. He's like, yeah, hurt me to feel that we had a dad. And I didn't understand that to be the case. And I want to rectify that, which I thought was funny that he used to word rectify, because that's that show about that guy who's in prison. So then, Jim's like, it tells us. It's not about the money.

It was never about the money. I mean, hello, I got out cheap, OK? I hope Coach doesn't find out. I spent 80K on party from Meredith and 13K for him. Um, and um, Angie K is like, all I know is I'm going to run to the bank after this event and Cassius Chak before the government freezes her account. Yeah, but I hurry. Another, um, you know, completely loyal moment from Angie.

Another consistent moment from Angie, I guess we should say I think they're all just like we'll be nice to Jen now Because she's gonna be gone for 30 years or two or seven so now Whitney at home So Heather arrives and she's Heather's like I don't know if I should run ring the doorbell or should I walk in because about like I just couldn't just walk in but we need a doorbell belt so formal so I don't know I mean this whole thing is like It's like a black eye in a friendship. I don't want to talk about it. Please let's not bring it up at it. Yeah, please So she's like is it it's Bobby's birthday right? So I brought her a present some wine and Whitney's like wow Thank you and she takes the one she's like no, that's for Bobby

The xylophone is for you. So Bobby comes down the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the kitchen. And then finally Whitney tells us, Heather and I were really, really close. We talked every day. We were involved in each other's lives at such an intimate level. It sucks not knowing what's going on in your friend's life. A couple of months ago, I would know what happened to her or I. And it makes me sad. She doesn't feel she can tell me. Yeah, let's go to the fire pit. So they go outside, because I've been really, really, really worried about you, especially since the trip and Heather goes really, I had no idea you even cared. And when he goes, well, just because I might be upset with you or in a weird

place, like a literal weird place, have you seen this neighborhood? It's a little weird. I never stopped caring about you. Well, that's what's weird because I never felt you didn't care. But then finding out that we're on a friendship break, that just stabbed me in the heart. It stabbed me. And when he's like, it's not a dick, I just need to process this weirdness. Like, I feel like I have to chase you down. And she's like, there's no chasing me down. He don't know anything going on in my life. He don't even know how I got bought my black eye. He don't even know I had a choir for two days. Well, do you really not remember about your black eye? Because you said I don't remember.

You said I don't want to talk about it. You said I've been assaulted. Yeah, I say assaulted. That's how I say it. And you said if someone knocks on your door at 4 a.m. Don't answer the door because you might get assaulted. Why are you laughing? Oh, it's just funny to me.

And true. And part of the mystery of the eye. That's part of the mystery of the eye. That's part of the mystery of the eye, right? Like, oh, no. So Whitney rightly says that it's been insane watching Heather create this world of confusion over a black guy. So she asked her straight up, she's like, did somebody do it to you?

And there's a really long pause. And Heather goes, I don't think that's even the conversation you and I should be having right now because it's unimportant. I'm concerned. I know the amount of pressure on you. You're writing a book. You're a single mom. You have a business. You have a lot on your plate, but you're also healing from the church. And I know what that drama is is and I don't know if it's you Don't remember because maybe you were drinking and you and Jen were having the best time ever and extremely intoxicated with your tops off because you were drinking wasted drinking problem alcoholic putting your boobs on people because alcoholism

Yeah, you were extremely intoxicated running around topless, pitting care bloops on people. I said, is this another one of Justin's office parties? But then I remembered Justin is on an employment journey. And Heather's like, Jen's boob did it. It's just a force of nature. Who cares? And Whitney's like, why? Why won't you tell me, did you block out like an alcoholic without Joseph Smith in your life in the out of darkness or what? Yes, I remember how I got it and you know other people know how I got it So how come those other people wait a minute? I just saw something Other people know that you got it, but I don't know that you got it but I don't know that you got it. Well because I was on a friendship break with me you gave me the perfect

excuse to hang this over your head and when he's like why didn't you tell me because I was on a friendship break and Heather goes I don't know if I would tell you anything because the trust has been broken it's been broken with me. Oh good. anything because the trust has been broken. It's been broken, Whitney. Oh, God. By the way, this is all about. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Horrible, friendy. I'm sorry. I'm such a horrible mother. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You as my child go be free. Find a new mother. Go to the mall. Go to the mother store and ask for a new mother. Like, oh my God, is it Mother's Day? What the hell? This is ridiculous. I'm sorry. Okay, because like I've been on Heather's side with this whole thing with Whitney because Whitney was trying to brew something up. She's trying to get Heather to co-sign the jizz for jazz rumors and Heather was like, I just don't remember it. I would tell you if I remember it, but I just don't remember. And when you got mad that she wouldn't co-sign and

that's what started this whole thing and she tied it to her childhood Trauma etc. But so like I'm on Heather side and yet in a situation like this when she says oh well There's a friendship break and I don't know if we could ever be friends again or whatever like you let Jen Shachry you so badly Exactly so badly and you go back to her time and time again and Whitney actually is having a relatively chill Thing of saying I needed to take some time away from our friendship to like regroup is like it's not nice to hear But it's also a pretty mature way to approach something. Yeah, and she's like, you know, Whitney This whole friendship break has been really shitty for me. And I think you don't

care because you think you can just break it. And then when you're ready, you can come pick it up. And I'm going to be funny and fight battles as a team. But that's not how it works. When you break something that wasn't broken, it's never the same again. Look at all of our noses, literally all of them. And I think she's right here because she says, I think Whitney wanted to start drama with her, was Nan and Curry favor with the other friends in the group. So she put me on the altar. Now this is where she loses me. She didn't put you on the altar and sacrifice you, you know, I mean, I can see what she's

saying, but she's like, she's not going to get off that easy. Yeah, but the thing is, it's just not fair. I don't think it's fair that she is saying, um, she's doing this whole thing of like, oh, it's broken, it can't be put back together again. You've sacrificed me, whatever. I'm like, Jen has treated you like a piece of garbage all this time. Like all this time.

Maybe I guess maybe the stakes are higher with Whitney. Maybe she felt she had a more genuine relationship with Whitney so she thought this would never happen. But with Jen, she knows it's all fake anyway so she doesn't care. I don't know but she didn't say that. Well she only respects the kind of abuser types in the group, right?

It's like she, someone like Jen is so mean about their, it's like she's gonna abuse you basically emotionally or you're gonna do what she wants to be her friend and it's like that's who she goes to. Even though she hates Lisa Barlow, she's always trying to be nice and get friendly with Lisa Barlow, you know? The reason she hates Lisa Barlow is

because Lisa Barlow was an alpha kind of woman who rejected her in the beginning and called her a good time girl and all that. Yeah. So I think it's my eve to assume it would be the way it was. So I'm gonna go hang out with a chick who called me Shrek and accused me of being racist multiple times on social media.

Bye. Yeah. And so Heather was like, I just, I feel very sad that bad, bad weather. It's been such a dark cloud over your head. Be free on Whitney. I will not hold you back any longer. Live your best life.

Just, but I want bad weather back I think we're stronger together. Well, I think that's taking me for granted assuming it would come back as it would That's what it was and she's like, let's just give each other. Let's just love each other But give each other space and Whitney is like Just giving a dumb nod like kind of looking off into the space, like, if Whitney were sharper, she would have realized loving each other, giving each other space is exactly what I meant by friendship break. Exactly. Exactly. That's what however you need to get to that space, you know, I guess you got there eventually, right? So next time on the season, finally,

a black guy's choirs, memories of mayor may not even be there. It's all like city. I know, much shorter season. Last season, I listed up, I think, 21 episodes before the reunion. And now I think we just finished episode 13. So significantly shorter, weird season. What the hell are they even talking about on this scene? Now that said, I still love it. Yeah, I think it's still great, but it's, it's like, it's just sort of has like no clear through line. I really do. My theory, I still feel like fans,

which is that they had started the season, and they had started with Jenny. All the Jenny stuff came out, and they probably had to start the season over, but there were already a certain number of weeks into production. And I think it was just sort of like a weird wobbly season. And I still love it. Yeah, sorry.

It's one of the silliest shows on the channel. I'm not saying something. So everybody, thank you so much for being with us, especially on Krapins on demand. Love you. Come back to see how my face heals next week. In the meantime, go get your tickets for Watch What Krapins. Love the Cheetah brand till I starting this February through the spring. Come find your tickets at watch a happy 4.20 PM. Yes, smoke one Also Go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends for all of this good stuff and we'll talk to you guys later Everyone

Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors Ain't no thing like Allison King Ashley suboni. She don't take no baloney Dana C Dana dude. She's not just a Sheila. She's a Daniella. Itchles. Aaron McNickles. She don't miss no trickle-ists. Alva Nagila Weber. Jamie, she has no last name-y. Sip some scotch with Jessica Tratch.

She's always supplying. It's Kelly Ryan. Kristen the Piston Anderson. You're never alone with Lacey Monteleone. Let's give a kiss Arino to Lysalino. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg. Sarah Greenwood she only uses her power for good. The Bay Area Betches Betches and our super premium sponsors. Always the wiser is Allison Weasler. Somebody get us ten C's of Betsy MD.

We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Better do what she says. It's Elva Enriquez. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides. Under your fasteners it's Erin Casner. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch.

We will, we will, Joanna Rocklandu, my favorite Murto, Karen McMurto. We love him madly, it's Kyle Podd Chadly. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. She's a good hobby, it's Lauren Hobgad. We want to hang with Liz Lang. The incredible edible Matthew sisters, Nancy Cicentacisto! Give him hell, Miss Noel! Choose the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke!

Shannon, out of a cannon Anthony! Let's take off with Tamela Plane. She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture! We love you guys! Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens' ad-free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.