Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: The Wet Shoe Diaries

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it's great practice for the big house! This may have been the wildest episode of the season so far.Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1921-75669874See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, Ben. How is your bait of hour, bait of fish? How is Baby Gorgeous? Doing good. He's following around a little pan, so he's playing playful. Now when I come into the room, he like wax his tail at me, like a little pan, so he's playing playful. Now when I come into the room, he like waxes tell it me like a little dog and comes up to the glot.

It's really cute. Yeah. Is Bueller jealous? Your dog, Bueller. Kind of. He's confused. He always thinks I'm talking to him because I don't have like a special fish voice, you know.

I just talked to him like the dog. I'm like, how are you, buddy? What are you thinking? You know, stupid voice. And so, Bueller always runs in, but I'm not looking at him. So he's thinking I'm playing some kind of weird game with him, you thinking? You know stupid voice and so Biela always runs in but I'm not looking at him so he's thinking I'm playing some kind of weird game with him you know. I understand. I like.

Yeah. I like. Every child should be, every child should feel like their parents are playing a weird game with them. They don't really understand. Yeah. I support that. So anyway I just wanted to say first and foremost, first baby gourd, just hope you're

hoping you're having a wonderful day, our little sweet fish. Second of all, second of all, by the way, woke up to something so cool this morning, which is that we got a really lovely shout out from Andy Cohen and the ladies at pitch sash on what for happens the after show last night. Yeah, they were talking about proper podcast. It was really cool. Yeah. They were talking about Bravo podcast. It was really cool. And they were just talking about the podcast community when they mentioned others like Danny Peligrino and Bravo were black and. Bravo.

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Okay. Um, so you know, I think like it's, it's great. Like when other podcasts do well, we all the boots. So thanks for lifting us, Todd. Okay. So, you know, I think like it's great. Like when other podcasts do well, we all do well. And I'm not just saying that in a cheesy way, it just like always drives interest. So thanks everyone. Um, it's a good old- It's a good old-

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embarrassingly enough. Like we're pretty good at being like, hi, like we pretend this is an office job and we wanna meet people at work. And we're like,, I wanna hang out. And I'm not there anymore and haven't really met a bunch of new people yet. So that's my goal for the new year.

Okay, we're all gonna meet. And you're gonna like it. Yeah, I think that's a great goal. So while hopefully we will meet a bunch of people, we do have plans and the new year to go back out on the road. We're hoping to have details and announcement about that very, very, very, very soon. But we don't have it just yet. But in the meantime, here's something I can announce.

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It would be so much fun to see you. Okay. Let's get on with this real housewives of Salt Lake City episode, episode 310, high heels in the high seas. Yeah, this was a wild, this wild, wild episode, like season two levels of wildness of just arguments shifting in the sands, just mad, pure madness. Gencha also, just such an asshole, like so, so, so rude. I mean, she's lucky she's already going to jail because she should be sent to jail after this episode.

She destroyed people's property. Expensive property. Oh, the shoes? Shoes, yes. If I pay $1,500 for some shoes for anything and then you just throw it into the water, it's gonna be a problem. If you can't have shoes thrown in the water and not care about it,

you're not rich enough to own those shoes in the first place. Wow. K-cerasarati. Look at Ronnie making a pivot, just like this show, all the pivot's left and right. It really is. I mean, they're just like having a nice time and it's like tag, you know, they're like, you're in, you're in Heather.

How dare you, you know. And then she just like goes back to having an appetizer and she's like, okay, you're at least a bar, unless she's like, you know, everybody freaks out. And then they just calm down. It's a weird improv game. It's like, who's gonna fight next? You can't tell them.

Yeah, but they really brought it this episode. I was really so proud of them. They just were, who's gonna fight next? You can't turn. Yeah, but they're really broad at this episode. I was really so proud of them. They just were, they were just all completely unhinged. I guess San Diego will just do that too, you know? Like guys, I mean, all those unhinged people in San Diego. I know San Diego people to be the calmest people of all time. I have family that lives in San Diego and we never saw them once they moved to San

Diego and I went to visit and my aunt didn't even come. She went to the casino instead like to the nickel slot machines and I was like that's I was like did I offend these people and they're like no we're just so relaxed now. We haven't even visited anybody. we're just, that's how chill we are. You know, if you're always in my heart, brah. Loaled into tranquility by fish tacos and burritos with french fries in them. It's all you need, you know. That is all you need.

So anyway, we're on the boat. We're back on this little yacht with DJ Kimmy and the in the boat. We're back on this little yacht with DJ Kimmy and the in the basement. Poor DJ Kimmy and her kinko's printed Kimmy sign. I can't like a sat on office paper. Kimmy. Come on, Kimmy You're gonna need to make more of an effort and every time they show Kimmy in that stupid little sign that little printed sign She's like she just keeps moving her hands like this. You're playing a Taylor Swift song Why are you acting like you're mixing this song, Kidney?

I mean, seriously, this boat is really run by people who have a shift later on at Guy Fury's Flavor town. Okay. That's basically later on, they're all going to be like taking orders for like Captain Crunch chicken fingers or something. So we're on this boat and Jen and Angie, they just had this, they've had this ridiculous blow up. And so Jen is now in the process of making herself the victim of her own champion assault, right? Yes. And now how much was Jen just like our

impression of Jen this whole episode? Because our main thing with Jen is, no, what about what I'm going through? You know, no matter what happens, no matter what Jen does to other people, the second they confront her, she goes, no, what about what I'm going through? And she literally said, what about me? 10 times today. It was amazing.

I was like, wow, no self-awareness at all. Unbelievable. And so she's complaining to like, Heather and Meredith about Angie. And she's like, hey, you were coming at me I have her in Meredith about Angie. And she's like, Hey, you were coming at me? And my most vulnerable time, like fuck you Angie. She's fake as fuck.

How is she coming at you? You poor champagne on her head. She was giving a house tour. She messed up a number on a doorway. And then you just put champagne on her head. She's not coming for you. Well, she did because she said, you know, she paid for Jen's party and Jen didn't, you know, she did kind of be free. That's Jen started it.

I'm about to say she retaliated against Jen, but she did not come to her bed. Yeah. Come on, Housewives, that's all you need, you know, if you're in the position where you're retaliating and you don't start it, it's like being five years old, you know, you started it, the end case closed, you know, you started it at the end case closed. You know, we don't, otherwise the docket would be full all the time with cases. We have to have very clean cut rules. Yeah, so you started it, you're guilty.

Yes, and so this is really, this is, and just really, this is her big moment. So she's, she's holding court elsewhere in the boat, which is like five feet away, because it's a tiny boat. And she's like, that was just really hurtful. I mean, it was so degrading and not even very funny.

It wasn't even funny. And Lisa's like, to me, that was not funny. And not ingest. I just don't see any humor in that. By the way, Lisa and Angie talking together is like gravel, gravel off, you know. It's like, I love, hi baby gorgeous. Hi baby gorgeous.

How are you? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. I am just so degraded right now. You should feel degraded. I am degraded. You're degraded. We're about degraded. That was not even in just. And Dan is just watching like Dan has the most board face. She just looks so bored the whole time and I love it. Yeah, she's like the Kathy of this show. Am I Kathy? I mean the cartoon, not the wakee-like. She just loves chocolate. Like, I feel like that's just the unspoken truth of that.

Chocolate chocolate. That's all she wants on this yacht. I think actually Dana is like a sleeper agent. Like, I feel, I just, I don't know why, I get very excited when Dana comes on screen because I feel like this might be the moment where she just destroys someone, but she hasn't done it quite yet, but I feel like she's working her way up she just destroys someone. But she hasn't done it quite yet,

but I feel like she's working her way up to it. Yeah, and it hasn't really happened, because it is a great thing in real housewives shows where you really get to see somebody turn on. You know, like you see the light go off inside, where they're like, I'm finally get it. They start really riding that housewife bike, you know. She's still kind of in the shoulder, you know.

I think I believe in her. I really just like her hair. Can I just, her hair is very pretty. So then Jen, and I don't mean that in like a, you're so pretty. Kind of a way, I mean, you're like damn gorgeous. And I'm in the love you. Okay, which I was. Okay, so Jen Heather and Meredith are talking and still talking.

And Jen's like, oh my god guys. Oh my dad's grave I was just trying to lighten the mood because she had so weird on the tour I was like could you believe your dad's grave out of this like seriously? So you're such a fucking liar. Just your dad's grave out of it. Yeah, and how did she get weird on the tour also? I still don't understand this whole like Jen is just scraping scraping for an excuse here trying to lighten mood, because no one was weirded out by this house tour. I think everyone was just like going along, everyone was fine. Well Heather says that she was weirded out by it,

because she was acting like this was her thing, and she was like taking the best room and doing all these things, and not even acknowledging you. And I saw it from her immediately, and she didn't even hesitate. Yeah, well she goes, she goes, and Lisa, she took up for you. She didn't even hesitate and Jen's like,

everything today completely accompanied by surprise. Like, this is super her full because I'm like, wow, she really doesn't give a fuck. She's just like everyone else. And then Jen tells us, like I'm like really hurt right now. Like Lisa, you didn't even give me the respect of coming to me and saying, Jen, are you okay?

Like you're over there kicking with Angie Kay. I care about you, Lisa. And Lisa, you basically should have me. What? What? Lisa is supposed to come up and make sure you're okay after you poor champion and Angie Kay's head. She's so crazy.

And even the music knows it, you know, the music just goes, I love that one. That's my favorite musical cue on the show, just a simple. So back to Angie K, she's like, I feel it's like I've been used. And she's charged with something where she's accused of iconic people out of their body. And she said she's not guilty. And I'm choosing to believe that, but somehow I got conned

into paying this entire event. And if you wanna pay somewhat back, you pay the back. But me, I know what she's going through, and I'm trying to be compassionate, and I have the body anyway. And you know what I thought, I'm gonna let it go. I'm gonna, could I have had two horses for my daughter? Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

Let's show pictures of the second horse. Okay, let's show a lecture. Let's show a lecture. Let's show a lecture. Elect horse. Okay, I like this horse, I like you. Electra, are you ready, Electra? This is your moment. So, I really don't know why Angie K is not a real housewife. She has a daughter named Electra for crying out loud. I mean, we could have had scenes of Electra.

I feel like Electra has a British accent, even though there's no reason why she should. But I just feel like- Electra does, she does. And she's like punk rock tea. She comes in like, man, I have some cereal. Mata! I feel like, I feel like electric

is like Porsche and a fish called Wanda. Remember like John Cleese's awful daughter. No, I'm too young for that. Oh, okay, yeah. I don't get that difference. Mata, I want another horse. I want another horse right now. No.

That's, that's electric. So Angie's like, I've known Jen since forever, but lately Jen has been very toxic, and I'm not sure the ladies are seeing this, or they are willing to keep coming back from war. I'm not gonna do that. I have too much self-respect. For the next 30 minutes.

Please. You're a real housewife of Salt Lake City, okay? You're shooting your diary room session like in your Butler's pantryphlet, give me a break. So Whitney's like, it was very inspiring to see you be very honest and real because I feel like that's what I'm trying to do with Heather and I'm really proud of you for speaking up.

Whitney immediately tries to take it. She's trying to go and fight, you know really proud of you for speaking up. And Whitney immediately tries to take it. She's trying to own fight. You know, and Andy just ignores her. And she's like, but this is part to be this hesitant to say what I feel, because I know I could set her off or I could trigger her. When are you, well, since when you haven't shut up since you got on this show, you know, and I'm on your side in this, but you've been trying to get in the middle of fights the whole time.

If anything, you should be sitting there writing a goddamn thank you, card to Jen Shaw, for giving you something to do. I'm on eggshells with her. I'm literally on eggshells. Like why? You've been friends with her for 20 years and you're still on eggshells. I mean, at a certain point, you just got to step on the eggs and move on, you know? Yeah. So Lisa's like, no one wants to be in a friendship-hosted situation. Okay? It's like, no one wants to be in a friendship where you're tied to a poll in the middle of your school. Okay, that's basically what you're

in right now. So, Dan was like, but then why haven't you guys said anything to her? And Lisa said, They're friends that I love and you know what, I know I'm not going to get anything in return, but I put up with that because I love them. And Dan was like, the one's enough And then it's like the wins enough enough. I mean, you gotta find balance. This is not healthy.

And then she basically is saying, like I think the girls are just like intimidated with Jen and like I don't like her behavior and I don't like how she talks to people. And if she can talk to her friends like that, then she'll probably talk to me like that, actually. Yeah. Yep. And you know it's so so funny, not really not so far because

Jen, she stood up to Jen and Jen is just steering clear. You know, I think Jen senses that Dan is not, it's like not gonna work with Dana. So she doesn't really even care. Not the, yeah, she doesn't even try it, you know. So Meredith's like, well, I have to sing all the time. He's a funk half of New York City. Let's go downstairs and have some fun. A girl went to Kinkos and printed Kemi on poster board. We're going the same now, my hangar. Can we turn up now? So the Angie goes, well, thank you guys for pulling me out of my funk.

I really appreciated that quite a bit. And so now the girls go downstairs and when you say, this is my turn up, wait, this is this is my this is my turn up crew crew. Yeah. We can be sweet and we can be bitches. But at the end of the day, I'm the master of the house 24601. They're shut up with me. It's time to tour Kimmy spinning. And then it cast us, Kimmy, like doing that thing where she's holding one ear and then just moving her hand

above the record like this. Like, Kimmy, you know, we can see the record. Okay, we can see that you're not touching it, Kimmy. God, this is a figure, there's no stage show, Kimmy. Kimmy, you are not remixing boom, boom, boom, everybody say, wayo, wayo, okay. I used to live in a brick house, but what a creative song, can I?

I'm a super freak. So Heather's like shaking your butt on the ladder and then humping Meredith and they're trying to you know convey fun Yeah, and Jay Jen's like I need to get a drink from me to do with these bitches So she goes downstairs with all the other ladies gather and they're like having fun and then Jen comes up on the side with her drink And she's like I'm here and it just gets awkward. And so then Whitney's like, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen.

I've been waiting to do this all day for you. Look, Jen. And then she does a handstand split twerk thing in the air. She basically jitters up into a field goal pose. Yeah, yeah. An unemployment calls Justin at the same time, purely by coincidence I'm sure. And it's like, sir, we're cutting off your unemployment.

You've been fired from unemployment. So, fired. So Lisa's like, come on, hey, Jen, dance. Come on, dance, you guys. We're having fun. Come on, dance you guys. We're having fun. Come on, seriously, they're like really trying to show that they're having such a fun time, but they're all just kind of like,

they'd looks like it's like a display of winchimes. Like things just sort of spinning in the air, you know? Or it's like you go to like sharper image and they got weird gadgets that are like spinning, like sort of like undulating, you know? And it's like, get this, it's decor, it moves on, it's, oh, and it's like a triangle, but it's also swirling, you know, that's what they're like.

I got one of those wind chime things one time, but it wasn't metal, it was wood, I got it from Home Goods, and then whenever the wind blows, and it's like, it looks like little logs, and when the wind blows, it's like, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, it's not like a chime, it's more just like, like, hollow wood, like clunky. Yeah, that's what like a chime. It's more just like Like like hollow wood

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So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. And Jen is sitting there in her half-turban thing trying to be a diva but nobody's giving her attention. And somebody's like, well, Jen, you should dance too. And Lisa's like, yeah, John, let's go.

Let's have fun, John. Let's have fun. And Jen's like, I have been having fun. Tell these bitches to bring it. And Lisa's like, what are you saying? I mean, if you have a problem, talk to me. Talk to me about, and she's like covering her ears like they're in the middle of this like loud dance club.

You know, there's no music playing. Kimmy's just moving her hand above the record. It's nothing playing. They're not allowed to play music cause it gets in the way with posts, you know? So, so Jen's like, I said everything to your face. And so Lisa like comes down so Lisa comes down to her, like squatting. And there's like a really strange visual composition

going on in the scene because you have Lisa and Jen kind of squatting at the front of this, they're at the front of the boat, is that the bow, that's the bow I think, the stern, after all these years of below deck, I still don't know, I'm like, whatever. So they're at the front, but then, everyone else is dancing strangely behind them.

And it's so small that you kind of feel like at any moment, half of them are gonna fall off the boat, you know? So it's like a high-wire act of like real housewives. So Lisa's like, why are you acting like you're mad at me? I've done nothing to you. She's like, because I said, okay, you expect me to be consistent with you?

But you're inconsistent with me. Like, she's not your fucking friend, but you're in consistent with me like she's not your fucking friend But you like do your thing girl do your thing girl But it's not even mine and Jen gets up But then she just moves to feet in front and sits back down Yeah, she has nowhere to go. It's a tiny boat. They're trying to say I'm gonna walk up Never mind. I'm exhausted. I'm just gonna still sit here. So she sits back down and she's like I'm good Yeah, I'm good and Lisa is trying to get in her space but Jen won't let her and she's like you're not doing this

Chad and she's like listen I don't get the fuck I'm killing with things bigger than this right now Lisa And I just start screaming at each other at least it's like don't do this I'm your friend Ah, and then Jen goes the big good friend, because I did this shit with Angie Herrington, you would be livid! And the music just goes, BROAM! It was like all of a sudden, inception music, and everything's like light. It's like, BROAM!

I make continues. Least it goes, What am I doing wrong? BROAM! BROAM! You're too so much easy to me, and she's gonna do the same to you It's like I'm expecting the batman be able to just and then Christian bail to come like

Zoom here across the water like there just in the middle of a Christopher Nolan Dark night, so now she's like slapping Lisa's hand away because Lisa's like we friends and she's keep slapping her hands away And then she pushes her away Ma'am on any other show you would get your ass thrown off the boat Yeah, there you go, ma'am keep your fucking hands to yourself Okay, yeah, and so Jen's like don't expect me to have your back then don't when has please somebody named one time Where Jen has ever had her back or anyone's back. Anyone's back. Literally not even stucains. So, at least like, listen, listen and Jen goes,

no, don't you dare do that. Go, go, go, go, don't do that. Don't do that, don't fuck this shit. And then she's like, I need a prop. I need a prop. So there's like a sad carrot, there's like a crudite tray from the supermarket. And she's like, and she throws it overboard,

but it's like a very non-dramatic throw because the tops are like floats off and then like scattered carrots. It's just like not, I think she was going for a New Jersey moment, but it just was sort of this sad moment of littering in the ocean. And everyone's just like, huh.

And when he's like, don't throw things in the water, Jen. Yeah. It's like, not a thing. Don't make the dolphins get stuck in the carrots. That's later, Jen. Jen, yeah, everyone's like, oh my God, this show's gonna be nothing without Jen's shot.

Good riddance, okay? Her act is so fucking old. Nobody even cares that she threw the, my God, this show's gonna be nothing without Gen Shaw. Good riddance, okay? Her act is so fucking old. Nobody even cares that she threw the, you know, Ralph's fucking crudite overboard. Nobody cares. Call of Flower Bites, you know, like she's both, you know, and this is typical Gen Shaw. She's both feeding the fish with the crudite's,

but also killing them with the plastic, like hitting them both ends. And then like looking down to the water and going, what about what I'm going through? What about me, Trevor? What about me, Simon? Whatever, Fisher down there in San Diego, neither of which.

What about me, Mahi Mahi? No, it's been more overfishing than me. I'm just, I'm just saying that I'm only fished. I'm just saying, I'm, so then Lisa's like, oh, you can't throw food, John. She's like, I can throw whatever the fuck I want. And she goes, hey, listen, listen, I'm gonna follow you. Stop.

So Lisa thinks that she's gonna do this thing where she's gonna be like, like the runaway bunny thing, like it doesn't matter where you run to, John, on this yacht. I'm gonna be here, I'm gonna be here, and we all know this is a losing strategy. Yes, so then it cuts to Whitney twerking really embarrassingly. God, Bravo. It's twerking dead yet because Bravo, I feel like it's an Agatha Christie story where everybody takes a stab at it. You know, it's like every

show on air is taking a stab at the twerk. It's got to be dead soon, right? Yeah, I feel like. So she used to somewhere else. Car's gonna be twerking on somewhere else. Who goes through? So yeah, she's twerking and then Dana, Dana is spanking her awkwardly. And then the captain's like, girls, you can't be there. Sorry, captain. So back to Jen yelling of screaming. You don't back when I said finger in face nobody out your back Nobody out your back and nobody has ever had her back Okay, and Heather is saying oh my god who shanels are these these are great Did she have your back? Did she have your back? Did she have your back? Stop she have your back? Did she have your back? Stop! Stop! Stop being a bitch to me, okay?

I did nothing to you. I did nothing. This is fucked up. I'm here. I've been your friend. And Heather, go, and have a try to get you to be in and be like, Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hold on. I have to start, I have to start Lisa crying. Heeeey! Heeeey! That's enough for you.

That's enough for you. When did she understand that producer? So now Jen's and Lisa's face against screaming but now Lisa's screaming back and she's doing her Barlow cry and she's like, Chad, say my friend, say my friend Chad, you say it. And she tells us this is emotional manipulation. You make everyone else feel the worst, like the worst friends in the world, when you're the one doing fuck-up stuff.

Like, stop saying, you know, have my back. I need to know this real. You're the fake one. You're the fake cause you're fath, you're the bobs, you're ass, everything. Yeah, and then we go back to Jen sobbing. And she's like, and Heather's like, okay, Jen, take a deep breath

because I know you've never been ambushed like this before. I'm like, where did the, Jen? And one has literally known as Ambushing Jen. She was literally like homeland security and the FBI pulled her over on the side of the road. That's like the biggest ambush one can have in their life. She still wasn't ambush. She still escaped that.

Even she even escaped being ambushed by the feds. You know, wow. I think I'm like, no, no. She's like, no, it's just an Angie. Yeah. Yeah, Jen wines. No one knows what I'm going through. Oh, and she's like, don't let him see you cry, John.

Don't let him see you cry. That's what. What? What? She's not in a corporate meeting right now. Okay, and Jenna's cried so much on the show. So Heather's like, you know what? If you're Jen's friend, you know she's been embarrassed enough throughout this year.

Okay, and I don't think Jen's shot is a scene, but I would never kick someone when they're down. Like, well, you should see what Jen's doing because that's literally all she would ever do. She's literally, Jen will trip your ass until you're down and then rob you while you're down. She will kick you while you're down.

She will kick you while you're down and then sell you a website that says, Hey, do you want to make a website about being down and kicked? Here you go. She will kick you until you're down and then continue kicking you while you're down and then take your damn money, okay? She will be some subscription plan,

so it's just gonna keep going every month. I can't believe she didn't actually even just call up the people she scammed and said, I can't believe you fell for that, you're stupid. What a bastard I'm doing here. So Heather's like, yeah, you know, if you're a Jen's friend, you know she's put in burst enough this year. And I don't think Jen Shaw is a saint.

Oh, you already said that. So I just wrote, you're such a good person, Heather. Wow, you're a really good person. So she's like, what's what happened? What do you mad about? And Jen's like, please, it's been all cutled up with Angie. There's all time. And Heather's like, yeah, I saw that. Because Heather just needs people to stop yelling at her

for one trip. So she's gonna support whatever she can support that takes the focus off of her. Well, Heather has this weird fetish about being a writer, diet, or gen. Like, it's like, it doesn't matter what Heather thinks and feels as long as she's seen as a writer, die at a gen because I think that that's what matters the most

because I think she anticipates having an argument with gen and she can say, see, look, I was your writer, die. So this is all just for, this is all friendship on spec for an argument that's gonna happen. So Angie's like, and she's like, I'm sorry because now I feel responsible, I feel responsible for all this today

and Lisa goes, no, no, you're not responsible, I'm not because now I feel responsible. I feel responsible for all this today, at least because no, no, you're not responsible. I'm not responsible. You're not responsible. I'm not responsible. You're not responsible. I'm not, are you sure I'm not, you're not, not, not, not, not, not. They just come to the scene and was like, what just happened?

Kimmy, could you give a, Dana a tab of something? I mean, Jesus Christ. Could you light the fuck up a little bit? So, Dan, I got what just happened. And Lisa's like, oh, we need to talk about it. You guys are exhausting. You guys are literally exhausting me. So then, Jen, cut to Jen, talking to Whitney and Jen and Heather. And Jen's like, I'm gonna jump in the water. That's a hit. And Whitney goes, wait, can I get you a live jacket first?

Yeah, and then Whitney's the Jen and Heather start doing shots and then when he starts when he's like they are so Codep and then could Compendent they have pendants no they are copies Capen how do you say it? copies. Kapen, how do you say it? Christopher Nolan's like, I don't want to hear the rest of her sentence. Let's just add a bomb, please. We'll be trying to figure out a word. The world starts melting around us all.

Yeah, that is one of the most hypercritical, combative, unhilling relationships I've ever seen. and so back to Donna She's like you guys are going at each other for no reason and Lisa's like it's not no reason. It's not no reason So then Whitney is like the point is you have to take accountability to what you say and what you do. And so Meredith is there, Meredith is like, okay, well, this is the closest I can get to having a dog in this race. So I think I might exit this conversation now.

See you all later. With me, so I'm up at every fight and trying to make it about herself, it's so funny. And Dennis, like, what's wrong with her? When he's like, it's because she knows she came to my house and started talking Started talking about you and that's the whole problem And Meredith is like I don't think I need a lunch Went me about Accountability she trying to blame these rumors started by Angie on me. I don't have time for your little lunch right now

Little girl And then we get up the clip of Mary going you can go little girl I am so glad they put that they they just found a way to put Mary into this episode Which like I was happy like let's just you know Mary doesn't have to come back to the show. We said earlier this week, Mary just has to be present in flashbacks and I'll be happy. I'll feel her back.

I need her back. I mean, come on. I don't know. I don't know. We can forgive everybody else. Mary has a cult. Big deal. She doesn't.

She's like stopping jealous. Let her back. Yeah, hello. Listen, if you're in Soul Cycle, then you should be down, Mary, right? Because that means you're down with Colts. So Heather's like, everyone's like, hey, wait a second.

So Heather, there's a random question. If you find yourself commenting in the ozemic subreddit, you're in the Colts. Yeah. Click Mary alone. So Heather is like, I was like, this is where how much does this cut 2000 dollars a month? Are you kidding I can hire a hooker to come over here and move my arms up and down until I lost three pounds a month

Dollars a month like fuck they're drinking out loud So I just like forgot what we were talking. What were we with a sis? We're on a healing journey. So I forgot what we were talking. What day is this? That's right. We are on a healing journey. So Heather goes, he goes, hey, let's throw Angie's purse in to the water just a teacher lesson. Let's throw it in the ocean. So Jen's like, okay, so she starts reaching just, I'm kidding. Gencha. Gencha. Gencha. Gencha. I'm totally kidding. Heather knew that she's gonna plant that idea into Gen's head Yeah, of course and sense like are these shoes yours? Oh She throws a shoe overboard and Miranda is like Did you notice my chance if they were of the ash cash,

bagage brand? No. Okay, good. That means that Brooksy has his feet on the shoes. I was feeling okay. Good. And Heather is like, yeah, well, these are my girl Whitney Rose's shoes.

So I'm going to save these. Because now she's, I guess this is her attempt to make up with Whitney weird. So then the producer is like, someone's shoes are floating out there guys. Just shoes in the ocean. The producers are like, we probably can't stand by and let this,

or slash like, it's probably irresponsible for us to not tell them. Also, it'll be fun to see what happens when they react. So, so they're just, the other women are sitting downstairs. The peers who tell them, by the way, shoes are floating at Lisa in like half a second. Stands up with, oh my God, I hope they're not my Saint Laurent ones. Oh my God.

I'd not to be insensitive to anyone else, but I hope those aren't my shows that went over because they're limited edition pre-order. Why I sound so sure, so they of really hard to got right now. As opposed to Whitney's DSL shoes that are literally designed by a DSL company. I got these at Verizon. I was just trying to get faster internet, but they sent me these shoes. They're just the movies for walking around the Verizon factory. I don't think so.

Also, those shoes are at $1,150. Fuck off. They're starving people in the world. What is wrong with you guys? Well, so maybe someone will find those shoes and sell the money bay and make up and they can donate that money to hungry people. So someone hungry is doing laps.

Yeah, maybe they can eat it. It's not that gen was in law. Yeah, it's not that gen was throwing shoes overboard. She was donating them and the bin, the donation bin was the ocean. It's just someone has to go and collect. So then one hour earlier, Whitney said, wow, look at you with your nine inch hills, hills. And Lisa's like, you got knockup butter on them, I cannot ruin them, I do not want these mess.

She's like, then why would you bring them on about? I can't really answer that question because it has a little bit too much logic that I was expecting from you with me. So Angie's like, okay, well, Angie's looking for her shoes, right? And she's like, well, I'm not gonna blame it on you, Jen, but it sounds like some things were going overboard.

And Jen goes, I'm fucking exiting, I'm not going to blame it on you, Jen, but it sounds like some things were going overboard. And Jen goes, I'm fucking accident. I'm fucking accident because Jen's like denying that anything. Jen's just acting like, Oh, I don't know. Like, I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything go over and then when Angie's like, fine, I'm not going to blame you. But definitely something went overboard. And she's like, she's like, wasn't me. It wasn't me.

And then of course they just show her. She's wrong. It's only like, no one touched your shoes, Angie. No one touched your shoes. And when he says, Heather's at there in the water. And so, Jen's like, you can blame me if you want to. I mean, I guess I'm gonna get blamed for this. Oh no, they think that I'm gonna get blamed for.

Like, it was you. It was you. This is like really bad for your court case. If you're trying to show that you're reliable Like what you say your testimony is true when you're just blatantly lying over something stupid like this Not gonna be good. That's Jim so um and she's like um those shoes were a 15-hundred-a-box. I just bought those and Just like fine. It gets such a slow I guess it just go swim home. I guess I just swim home, nobody cares.

I guess I'm exercising. Like, she's making herself a victim to destroying someone's $1,500 shoes. So now they all get into the Sprinter van and the choir is just like out of control. The choir's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, of a gospel song or a gospel, I guess that's not the right word. A Mormon song, I don't know. Is the gospel still? I don't know, that's another lifestyle. But whatever it is, they've done enough choral arrangements

and now they're just playing things that shouldn't even be played by the choir sound. You have to change this. You can't just use the choir. It's like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean, I wouldn't mind a gospel crossover. Like Kirk Franklin leads the Salt Lake City ha ha choir. That would be kind of fun doing super Mario. So, so others like, well, they all go back on the van. Music's going crazy. Jen falls asleep and Heather's like, tonight is like weekend of Bernie's night.

I'm just going to put her in a little nalohadress and move her hips back and forth. One could only hope. It would be as chill as that. I'm a shoes. Here comes one right now. Um, so, uh, Dana, so, so, so, Jen just like passes out in the van and Dana is telling us, I feel like how there's a little bit different when she's face to face with Jen. She's like, she shared something a little different with me at the bakery, Beaumont, my favorite bakery,

and all of Salt Lake City. So then we got a flashback of Heather last week being like, I feel like, you know, with Jen, like I consider my friendship with Jen, but she doesn't consider her friendship with anyone when you talk to her, and I am done, I am discussed, I'm devastated, I'm promptly devastated by it.

Oh yeah, and she's like, yeah, Heather wants to think she's her right or die, but she's not really being honest with herself. Don't turn around. So they get back, they all get out of the car except they leave Jen there because you know she won't move. So she just stays in the fetal position while everybody else is getting ready. And we see the time moving. It's four of six, four fifty seven, five oh three, five oh nine, five, fifteen.

Some cameraman had to sit there with 30 again. It's going back in time now. Seven, fifteen, six, twelve. Rules of time. Now, 715, 612. We can all rule some time in space. Wow. Christopher Nolan, directs Jen's nap. Wow. First of all, the cameraman had to sit there

and record her while she napped for that time. And also did Amber, the driver had to stay there while Jen was there, because Amber was like hey you okay You okay? I'm just gonna try to get to happy our Pacific Beach before it's too late now, okay So she gets up and she's like I'm ready to go now. Hello, right? I'm gonna think dinner tonight. It's about love and fun So I need to snap out of it and I need to look cute, which obviously I'm gonna look cute Are you my god? I think you were medicated. She's psychotic And I need to look cute, which obviously I'm gonna look cute. Ha ha ha. Look, are you?

Oh my God, I thought you were medicated. She's psychotic. So, now Heather's FaceTimeing Angie Harrington, who's just like been waiting at her phone for 36 hours. Like they're gonna call soon. It's like, it's like, Erie, call Angie. Hello.

Well, I didn't even finish the sentence to Erie. But hi. Yeah, Heather, this picture't even finish the sudden stereery. But hi. Yeah, how did this, how's it going over there? Is it going good? How's it going with the curls? Anybody mad at you? Who are you fighting with?

What's that about? Tell me more. Tell me more. Did Jen Shaw fight by the shore? Tell me more. Does he have a car? Tell me more. Tell me more.

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And I can trust her and let loose with her, you know, and we can talk about things like the Tommy went to Norway and didn't let her get on camera, you know? Are you having fun, Heather? Tell me more, tell me more. And Heather's like, oh, well, there has been trauma. Oh my God, what happened? What happened? Happened so fast. Did you have blast? Yeah.

Uh-huh. Let me guess. Was it Jen and Dana? Was it Jen and Dana? No, you're never going to believe it. Okay. Was it Jen and Lisa? No, you're never gonna believe it. Okay. Was it Jen and Lisa? No, you'll never believe it. Jen and Meredith. No, no, no, yeah, one more guess. Jen and Lisa, guess that one already.

Was Jen and her co-host. Mm-hmm. And whose co-host is it? Is it Lisa? Are you following? Is it Kelly Ripa? It's Kelly Ripa. It's me. No, TJ and his co-anchor. No, that's not even our show. So the two were screaming at me and now they're screaming at each other.

Are you cool with Jen now? Are you cool with Jen? And she's like, well, I was upset at first, but my relationship with her is like, we turn up, we have a good time. And I just don't have any expectations of her, you know, except for about 11 to 14. So. So, and she's like, well, you know, you just, I just want you to watch yourself because

at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing, for nothing. For the way that the life of the port. Uh-huh. Are you mixing light, Mr. Robley and Greece? Tell me more. Tell me more. Was he the master of his house? Tell me more.

Tell me more. Do you dream I dream? Do you dream I dream? Tell me more. Was the fight really loud? Tell me more. Tell me more. Was there a castle on a cloud?

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Say how they're telling me more is the heat on in Saigon. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh to Lisa talking to John. I said, hi, John! And he's like, uh, hi. I just emptied the dishwasher. She's like, oh my god, John, that's nuts. Today's been crazy. John threw Angie's $1,500 shoes in the water and Jen pushed me! Physically?

Yeah, I mean, it's annoying. Whatever. I stop my shows. It's just like, uh, he Yeah, I mean it's annoying, whatever, I stop my shows. It's just like, uh, he goes, I'm sick of that. Yeah, I'm sick of it too, it was not right over here. No, no, I'm sick of when you put a spoon in the dishwasher and it still has crud on it, just happened as we're talking. I have to run this cycle again. Man, if the food can do this to a spoon,

imagine what it's doing to your gall bladder. John, did Lisa's like, yeah, whatever. And she tells us, Jen has done nothing but talk shit about Heather for the past few weeks and now they're all buddy buddy. And then we get a clip of the, her fat alpha to chef fucking husband's gonna feed you and put you on a yacht binge. Yeah, and Lisa's like, you know, this is crazy.

Like now they're best know, this is crazy. Like now they're best friends. This is Kha. Raysy town. And John's like, you just have to be like a wooden spoon in a whirlpool dishwasher. Just remove yourself. Okay. Because if Jen goes sideways, just let her go and don't get involved. Well, glad to see that Jen can still have a glam team. So she's in there with a glam team and like 10 wigs.

And only one, by the way, I think she's the only one with glam. Yeah, the wigs she stole off the old people. And then we go to Lisa and people start gathering in the kitchen, basically. And Lisa's like, I am starving. I need protein. I know that's stuff. And Whitney doesn't get you. She's like, you need protein and a vegetable and Whitney doesn't get you need protein and a vegetable for what to eat oh So then Whitney is like today we had a diet of champions champagne champagne

champagne Maybe if you shot a tequila champagne, champagne, champagne, champagne, get someone's stopper, champagne, champagne. Oh, so Angie comes in and is complimenting the person, Lisa's like, just got up. And everyone starts coming down. So Jen comes down with the houseplant in her head and like a fan and she's like,

ladies, I'm surprised for you. Which is terrifying coming from Jen. This is a woman who was just screaming and yelling at everybody all day long and throwing their belongings off of a boat. She's like just walking in now like, hi. Surprise.

And she has drummers in the backyard and they all start drumming. So it's all the women and Angie K is like, oh my God, I thought there was an earthquake. I thought this was an earthquake happening right now. A big earthquake. I was like, do your earthquakes come with like rhythmic sounds and fire dancers? I don't know. No, but we've already seen this.

This cast doesn't really understand for them. I mean, you're going to put these people in a drum party. Please don't do this to us. No, what deserves this. Yeah, so it's our second fire dancing on Bravo this week, because the first one, of course, was in Miami, where a guy was swirling fire for Karen Huger, and she was getting turned on. And Angie, of course, they're all, it's a really cool thing. You know, dancers, fire, drums, and Angie K. It's like, this is such a beautiful backdrop for them. Okay, you're okay, yes, fine. She'll take in credit.

I did this, I did this. Sister, thank you. You're welcome for the backdrop, dancers. Wow. The fire dancers are amazing. Be careful with this fire. This is my friend's house. Be careful. You're gonna be in room six. Okay, the fire dancers are amazing. Be careful with this fire, this is my friend's house. Be careful, you're gonna be in room six.

Okay, the fire dancers are amazing. The sad thing is I'm gonna have to pull them aside after and let them know they're probably not going to get paid. Burn. So they're like wooing and stuff and then with these shibbing. She's like, I wanna dance like that. Please stop. Okay So then Jen thanks them and she's like, oh my god. This means so much to me. You guys were so beautiful

Now could you teach a lady some moves? Okay, I guess I have your Venmo. Okay. I've got it. I've got it Okay, let's learn some moves and then you know the wooden wind chimes from the front yard start and then the wooden wind chimes from the front yard start. It's like, Nicole. Yeah, it's like if you took a branch and decided to flush it down the toilet, it's like watching a branch sort of spin around and then just sort of stop, you know,

that's gonna do. You're seeing these dances and merit it to the lights. Oh my gosh, twerking, dancing like Hawaiian dancers. Oh, it's the, I was not kind of out for a secondankhane, I forgot to take my mommy and me class and the brook seein' how to do go my end dancing. I'm a 50 year old lady with no hips, no butts and giant shoulder pads. What do you want from me? I'm doing the best than I can.

So now they sit for dinner. It's a traditional Polynesian dinner and there's a roasted pig. You know, so I hate them all. And then they had, there's like, that was so incredible. Jan, they're like buddy, buddy. So I think sky is thanks. And then guess what Jen does, my favorite thing that Jen does. She whips out that fucking bullhorn.

That's it. I've had it. Go to prison already. I can't take this anymore. I've tried to calm down about you this year, but that fucking bullhorn again, I can't. You're dead to me.

You're dead to me, okay? You're in that flex show to me. You're dead to me. Dead. You're like network TV to me. You're dead. So then me, you're dead. So then Jen is, she's like, some people don't know how to have fun up in here.

We have the fun beliefs. So here comes some strippers, and he's like, oh my God, I can't, I can't. We can't do this. And Jen's like, we're not in Utah anymore bitches. Strippers at the dinner, this isn't a snack. It's like the whole entire meal. And Heather's like, this is quite ironic. The last time I was this close to cops, I thought they were strippers.

And they turned out to be federal agents. That is pretty funny. So no one's really into the strippers. They like just sit at the table and look at each other like a god strippers and just going, let's go, ladies. And no one's moving. And so finally Whitney is like, I'll make an effort because these poor guys are here to work and we're treating them like they're hideous, you know. So she's like, I'm married with two kids. Come give me a dance.

And so of course this is just for her to like sexy dance. Strippers like great. So I'll just stand over here then. Hold the ring light. This strippers get a phone call. Hi, I'm sorry. We saw what you were doing on TV with Whitney. Unfortunately, you're fired.

So I come down for me. Why is she standing on her head and twerking? So Lisa is like, oh, I can't even. Like all I'm thinking about is how drunk covered there are. Like I want Clorox wet wipes. The only person I want to see naked right now is John Barlow. I just wish they cut to John Barlow with his dishwasher just staring out of there. I just emptied the dishwasher.

Bum-bum-bum-bum. Uh, good, good, good, good. He's like, hey, Lisa, just condol it, you know? Dishwasher's on the rinse cycle now. Yeah, goodbye. Ha-ha-ha. Oh gosh, so yeah, Lisa is not into it. The strippers leave and Meredith is like,

you didn't do anything to warm a citation. It's supposed to be a violation of one. And Whitney's like, well, if there were a lot of things today that weren't fun, like when Meredith came to my house and started, we're all right, all right with me. So they're trying to pretend they're having fun, but they're not right. Heather's like, I mean, but she's the fun CEO.

What are we going to implement for fun? And Angie is, she's taking part of the time on her tradition of drinking something angrily at the end of the table. Like, I'm still very angry and things have not been addressed. So I'm going to drink very angrily so people can see. Look, I am looking down while sipping this very slowly right now. Oh, and I like that they're helping each other as the new cast members.

It's like, so, Dana, what is your first girls' trip? Like, so far, go ahead, go ahead, do it. You can do it. You gotta believe that. I'm watching you. She's like pulling out her phone and taping her. I've got this. I've got you.

So Dan is like, I think the experience has been great so far, but I feel like the energy is off, like something is off, and we need to address it. And you all know that Jen and I got into a little argument last week. And I feel like you are not very nice to some of the girls. And Jen's like, I like you. And Dan, I go, um, well, to Angie Harrington, I think the way that you approached, well, she basically is saying like you weren't nice to Angie Harrington. And Jen gives her a look that's like Angie Harrington. This is the one area where Jen is slightly justified because Angie's when she has 100% justified.

I can't believe this, Dan. I thought you had sense, Dan. That was the whole thing. It's like, Dan is quiet, but she doesn't have a lot of fillers and she doesn't dye her hair. And she makes sense. Okay. Now we have to take the make sense out of this equation because what the fuck are you talking about?

You're standing up for Angie Harrington, whose husband made a fake account to troll somebody online. Hopefully, really? That's what you're gonna stand up for. Sorry, you can do this. But counterpoint, it is really fun watching Jen being confronted with Jen Logic, right? Cause that would be a Jen thing to say.

So that's why Jen's not confused, you know? Yeah, Gen is confused. And actually all the regulars are looking at her like, are you, why aren't you talking, you know? Because Dana starts to sing like, yeah, well, me and Gen got into an argument last week. Not really. She screamed at you on the phone for less than 20 seconds and refused to give you any airtime. And have you seen what's happened today? Like how does that compare to anything today? But anyway, you know, audition season continues.

Yeah, audition season continues. And she pivots away from that. I think she realizes pretty quickly. That's not the right path. So then she goes, no, I mean, from my point of view at the choir editions, you were yelling at someone and getting at someone's face. And then Andy was trying to tell you something.

And then you told her to shut the fuck up and she's supposed to be your best friend. So I'm watching you talk to your friends that way and it made me feel uncomfortable. And then I don't know Heather. I mean, you know how I felt. You know how I felt. Heather was like, what?

What did I say? What it was like? Wait a minute. I haven't been yelled at today. Why are you making this about me? She was, yeah, well, come on Heather, come on. And she goes, I know, and what did I say to you? I said, you have to talk to her

because I'm not her translator, and I'm not her keeper either. She goes, yeah, that you told me that if Jen gave you an ultimatum, that you would not be friends with her no more. Yeah. And it's like, don't. Everyone's talking around the table. They're all like shifty eyes, like, who goes next?

Who wants in next? Who wants to jump in? And you see Jen, she just shrugs like, what the hell is going on? And do I even give this girl air time? You know? And so then we see the clip of her saying, you're telling me if I can be friends with her, Angie Herington?

Oh no, Heather, whatever, the ultimate, and we don't remember. So Angie's like, what that man did was absolutely wrong, and then promising to publicly post it, apology to Jen, but then relinquishing that, not sure what that word means, but I've heard it on Lawn Order, and so I'm gonna say it now, relinquish.

Everybody suck on that for a minute, relinquish that. Yeah, that was actually Heather who said that. And Heather was basically saying like, she was basically saying like, no, I think it's terrible what Chris did, but I'm still going to be friends with Angie. And so Dan was like, well, you knew why she couldn't do the public apology. And like she spoke to her legal team and they advised her not to do it. So now it's a. And we see a flashback that we're Angie. Basically says that they talked to their team and they said, don't do it. So now at this point, I don't really see a flashback that where Angie Bacy says that,

they talked our team and they said, don't do it. So, they're ridiculous. She goes, yeah. Chris said, we need to run by this by the attorney. And so we did run up by the attorney and our PR people. Oh, okay, okay. Okay, did you call for RID too? I know, just in case their high profile Forbes 500 businesses

impacted by this wouldn't want that to happen. So then Dana is like, well, because basically Dana says, she didn't, they rescinded the apology because they don't want to have any association with you, Jenna. So then Jenna's not like really mad, you know? Yeah, she's like an association with me, but I didn't do anything to them.

They made the account, and that's what they need to apologize for. And, Dan, it's a cab. Well, we explained to her that she needs to explain it to you, and she didn't do that. Okay, so what are you doing here? Who are you standing up for here? Because you're just saying now that you tried to tell Angie that she was wrong.

Pick a side. I'm tired. Well, yeah, I think she's a little unfocused, but I'm actually, I'm down for it because it's making everyone crazy, you know? Because she's basically like, it's started off like, Jen, I don't like the way you speak to people, and then it went to, and Heather, you said you didn't like Jen,

so why are you being like nice to Jen? And then it turned into, oh, and the other thing is, by the way, Jen, Angie Harrington doesn't want to be associated with you. So she's just kind of like carpet bombing and just seeing what fix, you know? Yeah. Um, so Heather's like, well, what I said was subtle the score. And she's like, yeah, but I remember you said that she didn't need to do a public apology and now there's like and it's like and Jen just gives it a look and now there says I said public apology is ridiculous because you'll be admitting to a horrible, indefensible thing

that no one in the world is ever gonna forgive you for. And down, down, it's like, yeah. And then we get that. And then Jen here's like just enough to realize that she hasn't in to get angry. So she's like, but they publicly humiliated me and they destroyed my husband. What about me? What about me?

I'm like, wait, wait a sec. By the way, they definitely did not destroy Sharif. I'll tell you who's destroying Sharif. Jensha. You are destroying Sharif's reputation. He's destroying him. So Heather's like, that's my whole point, because you're trying to say what they did with so, so, so,

so bad, they can't even apologize for it, because it's so bad. So then Heather now turns to Dan and she goes, you need to be very clear with your words right now. And the fact that you're making it about me and the way I worded it. And the fact that Meredith came to my house to spread rumors, not now with me, not now. Oh, and she's like, stop asking me about it because I'm very clear about how I feel about it. Danna, why are you so deeply invested, Dana? Why?

Why, I really wanna know. And Angie K's like, well, you guys have got to lunch together though, so now she's in the middle of it, Heather. Now she's in the middle. She's put herself in the middle. And Angie K, after the day that you've had today, I would sit there and listen from her experience,

Jim's experience, and from my experience, and maybe not take the opportunity to take a side swipe. What? What was that about Heather Gay? How was she going to, and GK? And the worst thing that GK did today was she got really excited, and she probably, and she just started to act a little bit more like the host and stuff that co-host.

It's like the worst thing that she did. And now they're like, you need to sit and you need to listen and think about what you did. So, and she's like, there was no side swipe. And Heather's like, well, if you're trying to understand, you have two ears and one mouth, which is so fucking patronizing. And she goes, well, you know what? Your mouth is going like this. And there's a whole lot of bullshit coming out of it. I was like, oh, yes, Angie K. Angie K. Now Angie has flipped. And she's completely standing up for Jen for no reason.

Well, so Heather's like, what bullshit. And she goes, this girl has continued a friendship with you, Heather. So this girl has continued a friendship with me. Oh, I'm trying to understand your relationship because she threw your shoes off the yacht today, okay? That's, yeah. And she's like, oh, that's right.

Well, I've been a very good friend to Jen, and I don't know if I can say that you've been a good friend to her. Why are you guys battling it to who is the best friend to this lunatic? I'm Heather. It's like, it's surprising to me that someone who Justin and I are lady Jen on the Sprinter van would suddenly be so concerned. Yeah, well, it's baffling to everyone else that you're still talking to a woman that called you Shrek publicly multiple times and has screwed you over every single season. What are you doing?

What are any of you doing? So then Angie's like, have you been a good friend to Jen? Have you been a good friend to Jen? And Heather goes, absolutely, I love her. I am ride or die, except for when I'm talking all that shit behind her back. And the deposits I've made in our friendship account, she grabbed me a little grace, okay?

I would hope that every single person at this table would give me the same grace because I've given you all of you that same grace. Just like the grace I gave Meredith when I let her sit in a chair and tell me rumors about Lisa Barlow. Not now, Heather. I mean, I gave her shardery.

It's charcootering and you're not in this with me, okay? Back down. And Lisa's like, oh, can I say something? Because it's my turn to y'all. I wanna go to bed soon, but I still wanna get paid for this episode. Okay, and don't roll your eyes, your eyes Jen okay cuz this conversation is not gonna

stop with the conversation you and what they had and our hot tub and then we see the clip of Jen saying Heather's my friend 60% of the time and I'm just supposed to take it and I don't need friends like that and Lisa is telling us you know all I've heard is the past few weeks that Heather's not a good friend to Jen And this is the perfect time to say it. So now Lisa is screaming and yelling I'm going everyone the end is to be honest because that's very much Thank and I'm not gonna try that fun But it's not that fun when you're yelled at it. Yeah, and then you got to dinner

I'm upset. I'm upset! You came to meet me today, you came to meet me and I'm your friend! Jim, just dead band goes. What are you talking about? What do I do to you? What do I do to you, bitches? Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me right now? I left my husband hot-drawn Barlow's staring at a dishwasher for this bullshit.

Are you kidding me right now? You shifted the whole mood for me today and I'm sitting there saying you're my friend and you can't even say that. So Jen, what are you talking about? I'm not talking about. Oh my God, Jen, are you kidding? Stop fucking lying, John. And then Meredith, of course. You know, Meredith is more subtle about it, but she's

also pulling her own storyline into it because she keeps doing, she keeps going, wow, chance not in a great mental state. Yeah. I hear about mental health. That's me, Meredith Mike, some mental health spokesperson to be so drunk that you don't even have a recollection of what happened. Oh, that is not good. Poor Jan Shaw. What's she gonna do? What's she gonna do? Oh, so Jan is like, Jan, you went up to Lisa's face and you almost shoved her.

Just, I almost shoved her. Almost? Is that a crime now? Almost shoving someone? And then she goes, you did sho chef her. You were aggressive towards her. Dana's so nervous, she's like having trouble with that structure at the time. She is, and she's forgetting that like, she just needs to be a authority. I have just say you pushed her. So at least say,

I was, Jen, I was trying to hug you and tell you I'm your friend. I was trying to like, can I touch you? And I did nothing to you. Andenga's, you guys are fucked up! No, we are not fucked up. You mean, Jenga's saying, I am not mean. You mean! That is the last fucking thing I am. That is the last fight that I am.

So at least it tells us, John Hathab, Habit of Deflecting, trust me. If there was a class on big mean, like, Mean 101 or like theoretically, like history of being mean, a starter course at Fudge College, or like, I don't know, senior symposium on being mean with professor meanin's time. You know, it's like, yes, Lisa, we get it.

Yeah, John, would be the professor. If there was a YouTube tutorial on being man, it's then would be the professor of women's history of meanness. Compower of literature, narratives of meanness in people. By professor Gen-Shaw. So being the friends and influence meanness in people by Gen-Shaw. Introduction to computer science and being mean by Gen-Shaw. And so Gen's like, if you have a issue with anyone, if you have a

issue with anyone, I don't even know. They're so much. They're saying that. If you have a issue with anyone, if you have a issue with anyone, if you have a issue with anyone. So, Lisa's like basically saying, like, you know, the dynamic change is,

the dynamic change. And because of this argument, now J Jen is all down with Heather because she's basically saying that Jen has allied up with Heather because Jen's in a fight with Lisa right now. And Jen is like, well, you have an issue with anyone, and she went, right, I did this tricky line. Literally, it's the following this show sometimes. They're so ridiculous and note of it makes sense. They're just trying to go to bad.

I'm telling you, they're only going to give them enough footage that we can go. You know, no one wants to eat the spam or whatever. Either way, so, Jen Lisa says, because Jen, Jen basically says, I don't have an issue, I don't have an issue with Heather, you have an issue with Heather.

So at least because that's not true. You're a liar. She's, don't go be a liar. She's like, well, you're called, you're lying about that. She's, don't go be a liar. I'm you're lying about that. Don't go be a liar. I'm like, can we roll the footage of Jen blatantly lying on the boat about the shoes?

Is that what I love about that? And Lisa's like, you dumb champion on her head today. And you humiliated her. And you treated me like shot today, too. And Jen's like, I'm sorry, Angie. Angie, I'm in a mistake. And I'm sorry. And I'll see you stood up for me right now for no reason.

So it was about joke. I'm sorry, and she's like, thank you. I feel like you are sorry, Jen I do feel like you are I feel like you are sorry Yeah, because basically Jen's like oh shit now. I need another ally. Okay better make it hold on hold on hold on please hold on Just send electric another horse Let's get back to it. So then Lisa is like, what was my apology? And Jen's like, it was a bad joke. I'm sorry about the shoes, you know? And Angie's like, okay, thank you.

Yes, I get it. I get it. So Lisa goes, hey, hey, hey, let's stay on the task. Okay? You had a lot to say about Heather in the hot tub up with his house, okay? And then he goes, yeah, and then I brought it up. I don't know what that means, she brought it.

Because she's saying, okay, but it's not a secret, okay? I show up to choir and Angie's there. And I'm like, okay, my feelings are heard about that. Because we just found out Angie did this, Angie's husband did this horrible thing to me online. And now Heather's just showing up with her at choir the next day or whatever. And so Heather changes it too.

Oh wait, so your feelings were hurt that your enemy showed up with Whitney in a matching outfit. And Whitney's like, this has nothing to do with me though. And then there's like, but I'm just making sure that's what she needs, Whitney, okay? It's just no, but then why did she throw in Whitney? And she's like, because I want to be clear about what's going on because I didn't know she was going to show up with Whitney in matching outfits. I didn't know that. But you invited us, stopped dragging us into this. I listen, I was just setting a scene anyway. I did not realize Angie would be coming with someone who starts lies and rumors such as Whitney. Hey, I'm just setting the same outfit. I love that Heather's making that the worst part. Like they were wearing matching outfits.

I'm sorry that you're so furious with Whitney. And so Whitney is like, yeah, but you knew we were coming because we both posted on social media about auditions. And how they're like, yeah, well, I guess I mean, I didn't know they were gonna show up with matching gloves and matching outfits and a routine that matched. So, I mean, I would have orchestrated it better where they didn't ruin the auditions for me because that was, that really hurt my auditions. Yeah, she's like, I mean, if it were me, if I had known that, if I had known, they would

be wearing sequins together, you know, I would have orchestrated that like maybe, you know, they wouldn't Jan and she wouldn't have crossed paths, but they didn't tell me. So unfortunately, that's that's Whitney's fault. You know, if I had known, they wouldn't have been doing when scenes go marching in. They might have been doing, I don't know, give my regards to Broadway, but they never told me. So that's really, If I had known, they wouldn't have been doing when scenes go marching in. They might have been doing, I don't know, give my regards to Broadway, but they never told me. So that's really, that's on them that they ruined my auditions.

So Jen's like, well, if you know that someone did something so fucked up and evil to my family, are you okay being friends with them? I mean, that's what I need to know, Heather. That's what I need to know. And she said, if they're accountable, and they apologize, and they promised to never wear a matching outfit with Whitney again, then yes.

Yes. I didn't apologize. They didn't apologize. And he goes, he didn't call you and apologize. And she goes, he called me because he got caught. Well, what can I do? I mean, are you not friends with Angie then? Are you not friends with Angie then? Are you not friends with Angie then? Are you not friends with Angie then?

Are you not friends with Angie then? Are you not friends with Angie then? He's like, oh, man, I'm just the little out guy who did the pork. But actually, I am friends with her. Are you not friends with Angie? I'm just here spinning an invisible record, man. How about Cammy?

Why is she spinning the... Why is she DJing the pig? So yeah the pig's like so Jen's like you say you're right or die but that is not right or die character risks period. I'm having it's like okay what do you want me to do and she is screams don't be friends with Angie Harrington. And she says, okay, yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Okay, she's extremely wealthy. And you're not gonna be here for very long, so sorry. So Heather's, I just, she ain't gonna say, well, she's a piece of shit.

Because I don't think she's a piece of shit. I am right or die for her. As much as I am right or die for you, what I'm trying to say is, when I say right or die, it it actually has very little meaning so don't put too much faith in it, okay You and not right or die you show 60% and then you shit on my family and she's like um Oh, yeah, and you've been 100% solid with me Jen. Is that what you're saying as she goes absolutely what you're saying, and she goes, absolutely. So, as if you're giving me an ultimatum, and that's not cool. And so then she's like, so then Angie is like, yeah, yeah, there.

And she's like, Jen, pour some more champagne on my head. I don't even care. It's what friends do for each other. So then, there's like, and Jen's like, look, I just need to know where you stand. Okay, look at the only people I know where they stand. The only I just need to know where you stand okay look at the only people I know where they stand the only person here who I know where they stand is Angie Katsuneva's And Heather's like Angie K the same girl who horribly poor champion on her head and screamed at

And through her shoes in the ocean is there there gluten in this pig? Because she's talking crazy. You know what? If you want to acknowledge I'm your friend, you can. And if you don't want to, that's fine too. I'm gonna go touch myself while John is still emptying the dishwasher. Okay. Yeah, bye baby Gorgeous. So Lisa starts walking off and then Heather goes, you know what, Jen? No ultimatum. Let's just talk about this tomorrow and Jen goes, no, I know, I need to know what category to put you in. Okay, are you a Heather gay or are you a Lisa Barlow? At least a baller, say, hey, Lisa Barlow is pretty cool to be.

Hi. And she goes, you really perpetuated that fucking brand and Heather goes, guess what? Then you can go find another Heather gay. I'm out and she walks off and she's like I'm out. I'm out. What about me being out? She's yelling at everybody that she tried to put together a fucking trip and then she of course looks at Meredith Which we knew was gonna happen and goes and I invited this one because you said knew was gonna happen and goes and I thought this one because you said to 10 I mean regard to Anna you're regarding Diana yeah and so Whitney

is like Meredith I guess you're not the CEO of fine and Angie goes you did the best that you could okay I nominate Electra as the new CEO of fun Meredith like a second I tried well I guess I'll bring Jen her hair. Jen her wig.

And I'll bring Bruxy, his stack of rings and see if you can put them on a pole in the rain order. This is wild. It's wild. It's wild. So funny. They are. They are nuts.

Oh, God, I love Salt Lake City. They really, like you said, they're, they're just, they're dinner theater of it all, but they do, but they do it. They show up. They show up. They show up. And they do it.

And they, you know, they really try. They just don't give a fuck. And it's almost like they think half of it's going to be edited into a proper storyline. So they just keep giving them stuff. But then they put it all in the episode, you know, nothing makes sense. And it's going to be edited into a proper storyline. So they just keep giving them stuff. But then they put it all in the episode, you know, nothing makes sense. And it's great. They don't remember who they're friends with from like one minute to the next. Yeah. And they're just like deeply, deeply concerned with being seen as people who have each other's backs. So they just yelling each other about who has their, someone's back back the most which is what all of last season was

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