Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Through The Choir, To The Limit, To The Wall

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74780520?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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yeah, I don't know, we have to forget that. Plus, there's just tons of shows on right now We're not gonna be able to watch everything that everyone wants us to watch Unfortunately, that is the situation the good news is that Bravo is doing great And they have a lot of shows on right now at the bad news is we can't cover them all So we're just gonna try to cover the ones that make us laugh the most with the biggest, with the ratio of like idiots to laughter is really high. Like that. We need to have as many idiots as possible. So, yeah, you know, that's what we're leaning into right now.

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So come to take a seat because we often are able to chat about shows we are not able to get to on the main feed on take a seat. Yes. And until then, I may be a bad Mormon, but I'm always a good time. Yeah, we're just opening lines on this show. So we start with Lisa Barlow. Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack. So Lisa's sitting there with her son Henry doing homework or something, and her second child, Jack comes in and her third child, that fucking big gulp from Chick-fil-A. Whatever. The thing is, this is big as a toddler. Like I get to you love your diet coke, but lady!

I mean, it looks like a lamp base. It's so big. I feel like Lara Spencer's gonna come in and be like, oh, you found this at a flea market? Okay, cool. Let's put a shade on it and sell it in New York City. It is humongous. And I love that Barlow is just like,

well, whatever, you know, Styrofoam who cares? It's like, it's like, you could, how many landfills has Lisa Barlow filled? Because that is a lot of Styrofoam. It's a lot. I'm just good at filling things. So, you know what? I just want to be closer to God and Styrofoam.

That's my storyline this season. God made Styrofoam. So it's up for me to use it for God. On the sixth day, God made Styrofoam. So it's up for me to use it for God. I have a six day God made Styrofoam. So John is watching Lisa with Henry and she's like, Hey, so what are you guys making? And she's, I don't know, but Henry's good at telling me I suck at it. So I don't know. Hey, you got your scriptures. telling me I suck at it. So I don't know.

Hey, you got your scriptures. So Lisa, she starts talking about how she wants to get back into doing scriptures and Bible study once a week. And she goes, hey, you know Heather, you know Heather. Yeah. So I auditioned for her choir because that's her way of feeling connected to the church still, you know, while being also an abject sinner.

And so because that's something that she enjoyed doing with, like, with God, like, by watching her, I feel more compelled to gravitate the other way for finding, like, connection to God because it, like, makes me miss the things I feel connected to. So basically, Heather, good time, girl, slot in college, whenever she wants to do to get connected with God, do the opposite, Jocke and Hanrae. Do the opposite. That's funny. She's like, you know what?

I want to get to God. I want to get closer to God this season because Heather's getting further away from God. So that's my storyline. I was like, wow, I love the self-awareness there. It's like I'm doing this to counteract what Heather's doing. So she's like, you know, I'm not proud of myself for the example I've suffered Jocke and Han chocolate on my like, now I know I'm spiritual, but like, it's like

course correction for me. And I think this is like my way of acknowledging that I'm a stop. Yeah, you know, I'm not proud of my example, because my example is like unachievable to be such a good friend, to be such a loyal person, to be so good at what I do, I'm upset that I created such unachievable goals for my children. That's all right. And Jack's like, well, the great thing about religion

is like you can do it different ways, you know? You don't have to do it one way. You could do it like all kinds of different ways. And she's like, okay, but you know what, you do have to have a good core. And if your core is focused on God, it's easier. Like you need to have a God core, okay? You need to do like down dogs, but like,

did you know that dog is God backwards? You need to do down gods. You need to build up your core God, okay? Fudge religion. No. No, there's no religion based on fudge. So John is like, well, I beg to differ, man.

I would be very interested in that spirituality. So John says, I think meditation is a way that you don't necessarily have to be saying words or speaking words in your mind, but like, but like, at least verbally, it's kind of like what Jack's doing right now. And Jack's basically like a sleep. Listen to them. Yeah.

John's like, yeah, you know, meditation, like you just like, you just like don't say anything out loud just in your head. Like, I mean, listen, it's how I've gotten through this marriage. You said that out loud, John. I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. So now we go to Whitney and Lisa are now there.

Now they're at the slopes and he's like, Hey, Whitney, are you ready to do this? I'm gonna be like on the Bonnie Hill. Like, hey, I can see Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi, Jen. see Jen hi Jen Jen My gosh, I love your place of course you dad She's doing her like I'm talking really high now boys

Yeah, and Jen shot is there in a puppy jacket. She looks like a good diver chocolate She's just in that gold shininess. You know, she's like, she looks like she just came fresh from the cash, the checkout register by the impulse buys. She's like, oh my god, I really fit in. Look, I totally fit in. So Whitney tells us, we live in Utah. Utah is known for having the best snow from the top. Utah is known for snow in the best world snow snow is the world snow where Utah. Oh God, you take this over I can't do it. And they're doing this weird thing or they're like, okay, let's wash them skin our snowboard or whatever they're doing. And they're like, Lisa, like this,

she'll Lisa going, it's like, Lisa and it's in pink at the bottom of the screen and big letters. And then, with me, with me, like, did someone over there just discover typing on the screen? What's happening?

They did that and girlfriends appear as halfway through the season where they're like, ah, ah, okay. The power of fonts. So when he says they're gonna, ah, John! Okay. The power of fonts. So when he says they're gonna stop fucking around, they're gonna start going to the bunny hill.

She goes, and as we all know, that's the place where bunnies go to hill. Anyhoo. So we're the big girl hill now. So it's like skiing and then it's like, it's just like funniness and people wiping out and falling over and Jen said that.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, great. No, no, I was gonna say the and Jen said that her. Oh, great. No, no, I was gonna say that Jen's saying that her skin is improved. It's like fun in games. Yeah, she's like, I attribute that to hard work, dedication and taking anxiety pills. Yeah, that's a winning combination.

Wait, there's, there's pills for anxiety. There's pills for anxiety. Yeah, yeah, pills. Oh, I thought you meant like an orange pill. No. As I consider anxiety fruit now. What tree grows anxiety? Is it hard to kill them? I love that. I love Jordan.

No, Whitney. So Whitney, I don't know why this made me laugh so much, but she is, yeah, everybody party on the mountain. I was like, you had to take a pause between mountain and tin. Yeah. So now they're talking and just like, does anyone see my goggles they're like yeah, they're on your arm And she's like oh my god, that's hilarious. So They start talking about audition day and Lisa's like oh my god. How did your audition go? Oh, I love that Lisa took this so seriously. She's the only one. He's like cat wait for the call Cat you know she was sitting there like every time her phone rang. She's like scam likely

I'm gonna risk it. Did I get it? Did I get it? Did I get it? She's like, I can't wait. I can't wait to let Play Bill know. I've been chosen to be part of Heather Gays' local community choir. You know, you're gonna play with Jessica Bill?

Play Bill with me, play Bill. I love her. Um, so let's see. They start talking about that and Whitney's like, well, apparently I made it. I'm gonna be in the corner. And Lisa's like, so did I. So did I. That's amazing. And then we see Heather calling them.

And Heather's like, honestly, Lisa, you were like one of the best singers of the day. And Lisa's, knows it. Lisa's just like, yeah. And then we see her calling Whitney. And she's like, Whitney, I would love for you to come sing soprano and my choir

And he's like I Don't I I thought it was just a TV show. I don't know the song Well, cup is morning got myself out of it. No Whitney not the soprano's team Whitney no, no, no, no. So then what needs like the last time I saw Heather, she physically escorted me from the house with like the Lisa stuff. I challenged Heather and I said, have you even considered Lisa's side of it? And she physically grabbed me, wrapped me in rope, lit me on fire, put me in a vat of acid and pushed me

out the door. Yeah, no she didn't fucking Meyer with me. She did. She is like a chronic liar. Like what the hell? At least it goes, oh my god, is that even well? No, it's not fucking real. So Jim's like, well you know what, I'm surprised that Whitney defended Lisa and Heather, but I find

her reaction completely out of character. What's going on with Heather? And Lisa's like, all of her stuff, she's like a house of cards, built on lies. And if one of those cards moves, it's all got a crumble. That's why got upset with you and upset with you and upset with you and upset with you and upset with you And upset with you Lisa come on stop it just get back to it. Sorry. Sorry. I got swept up in the notion Yeah, you know what's gonna happen? Crambal And Jen's like well when I told her about this stuff with the AMG

She was like genuinely upset. She was like, so upset. I was like, Heather, are you okay? And she was like, I'm upset! So then why? And then Whitney goes, yeah, in the moment. Yeah, she took a big alien balloon and she wiped her tears with it. She was so sad she, she was so sad she, she had to console herself by eating a slice of my tall, gray ice cream cake. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. In the moment. Yeah, in the moment with me, and then we go to the auditions and I'm like, well, why are you saying something to Angie?

I mean, whenever we're in a group setting, she's like, she steps back. And she's like, yeah, well, why are you saying something Angie? I mean whenever we're in a group setting she's like she steps back and she's like, yeah, well I keep showing up for Heather and you know that's the most important thing is to show up places and I fell it feels I Fell completely that down like I'm always chasing her like I'm constantly the one that's like are we good like hey I just shared all this trauma and I'm trying to explain to you in the past when I stirred the pot or was messy. That's where I learned to behave like where I got attention. So like, I'm trying to break that pattern. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? So for from this, and I'm getting, is she saying she's always turned the pot because she gets attention that way

because of childhood trauma. I don't know. I don't get it. But also you just stirred the pot and said that Heather physically removed you from her home. Like you're saying this in the same 60 seconds lady. She literally someone gave her a log line for the season and she is just doing the log line.

Someone said, okay, your arc this season is that you realize that you have childhood trauma and you're trying to break the cycle and that when you stir the pot, it's really actually just a survival mechanism for dealing with trauma. And so now every time she goes somewhere, she's like, don't you realize I'm trying to break the cycle because when I stir the pot, I'm just, I'm just trying to it's my way of getting attention from my childhood trauma It's like a man. That's nice, but we just want to know like what flavor ice cream you want This is a Wendy's ma'am Yeah, I'm telling her I'm in pain and trauma and she never once picked up the phone.

And she's like, you know what? I'm not good with ambiguity. I would rather pick up the phone and say, I'm hurt! I ain't hurt! Or you can walk outside, like on the sidewalk, like outside of the club and say, fuck you! Fuck you! You know what I'm doing? This is how I feel about ambiguity. Rather than talk behind your face, I'd rather call you up and say, I'm hurt, I'm hurt, and furthermore, have you ever thought about building a website? Because I think it can really help your business. And age 75, it's never too late, it's never too late. I'm not capable of ambiguity either.

I can only use one hand to do certain things. I'm right handed. This ampedext is windy! I love Dexter. And with Justin Ability, that ambiguity is so funny and the way you took care of that baby with those other two guys, that's just getting burned out ambiguity. What are you talking about? That doesn't even sound the same in the moment It's life is full of moments would you even know you had one?

My face for the moments Moments in the words Why is it oh why is it always or why can't it be end? Makes the armpit more than a dip of four. So now we get... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And this guy's dance music, because it's guys day guys. And we know because we see brisket being cut, which is what many, many brisket, damn it. Yeah. So it's barbecue, barbecue at a coach's house. So Seth comes over and he hugs Sharif and the door goes like,

ah, bring the South to your mouth. Whoa, whoa, mouth. Whoa. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, God, God, I give you a hug, man, bring the South to your mouth. That is like a 12 out of 10 on the tagline scale. That is amazing. Bring the South to your mouth. You know, you had that many things, you got any kind of food that rhymes with taint. Bring the, no, no, no, there's no direction. What about bring the east to the east? Infection. Wow, where do I come up with these things? That's gonna be the tagline for my new taking about with your wife's company. I'm about to start

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he showed up this week with the greasy moment. So welcome to TV, Zach. Welcome. Yeah, welcome. And so all the husbands are coming over. And it's like all the husbands, because we even see Ernesto, who's Dana's husband, and Sean, who's Angie Kays' husband,

so it's really like everything. And- Husband, audition. Yeah. And also, we get it. So, okay, I know you guys are having fun with your sound effects, etc. We get that the husbands are all going to come over. We don't need a ding dong every two.

It's like, hi. Ding dong! Hi! Ding dong! Hi! Ding dong! I get triggered every time I hear that. So yeah, again, listen to Ronnie's story about the ring doorbell and the dog on

Patreon. So then Justin walks up, walks in and he sees her nested out and he goes, oh, he's like, so your wife is he goes, Danna, he's like, oh, Justin doesn't know He's on the fun cause that. We barely know who Dana is. I know. So just like, oh great to meet you, whoever you are, sir. And then the life of the party, John Barlow, midmeditation comes right on in, hey, hey, John Barlow. I think it's a good time for me and Seth to talk, cause there's like more to talk about

Then what Lisa said there's more things to straighten out than just that Like oh, we're we're scared bring it on job. Yeah, yeah, so sure if it's like okay I want to say grace everybody that say grace before we eat and he's like I Would like to thank you, Lord God, for everything that you've given us. Social security number is, all right, this is audience participation. You want to go ahead and start. Social security number is yearly income is mothers maiden name is Amen.

Thank you. Bringing the south to your mouth. So that big of America password. Bring the South to your mouth. That's what it's going to be. That's what it's going to be. But the O is actually a zero in mouse.

So 369. So then so then set this this, like, how much time do we have to eat in silence before us, just like, before the women come, and all right, let's just enjoy the shit. There's no women around.

Ah! And, um, of course, they're like, yeah, women, why we brisket? What are they gonna eat a silent? That's more energy than anybody in the scene had, you know, yeah, it's way better So they're like wow, it's so quiet without women here and then sure enough. Hey the strip is here Jen comes in and Sure if it's like oh my god. I'll get her out of here right now guys. She's like no women allowed I was like, sure if it's like, oh my God, I'll get her out of here right now, guys. She's like, no women allowed.

Maybe we're having brisket. It's like, oh, I'm leaving. So she leaves. Guys, you don't interrupt this guy's luncheon around a small table with no one speaking. Come on, we're having too much fun. Come on, stop it. And then stagnant, like Tuesday afternoon air. So then I know since Jersey and Atlanta people, you know, like Tuesday afternoon air. So then, I know since Jersey in Atlanta, people,

you know, those shows have had good track records with husbands on the show. This is not one of those shows, okay? We do not need husband spending, husband time on this show. Please. I am making. I think husband time, I think it is, I would actually say it is a 99% failure on every Bravo show.

Jersey can get away with it for whatever reason, because they're all ridiculous, you know? But when the husband time, when the vibe is like, hey, we're chill, like that episode of Mary to Medicine this season, when they all went to Karen's office for two segments, and we're like, bow talks, and I was like, what is this?

And this, it just doesn't work. I'm sorry, husbands on Bravo generally are not very interesting. I think we have to move past these kind of segments. All right, so silence, this awkward, you know, and everybody's just looking around chewing, and there's not even music. Oh, I hate that when you have to eat with people,

and there's like nothing but the sound of like, and so I'll turn the background. Yeah. Justin's like, you know, I feel the tension between Seth and John. I'm just surprised. Cause we have a guy code, like even though ladies are mad at each other, doesn't mean we have to be mad at each other. Yeah. Hey, let's look at brisket. So then they stand up and they look at this chef season of brisket, which is something I feel like you do before you eat the brisket, but that's fine. They look weird.

Like they have to get a demonstration of cooking the brisket after they've eaten, you know? I know, they're just like staring and they're like, cool, so you put a dry rub on the meat. I see how crazy. And the chefs like, now this is a big piece of meat, but don't be intimidated unless you're the cow, of course, because that was, didn't work out well for him.

Otherwise, just, you know, you put stuff on it. They're like, wow, look at that. What is that powder? Is that dirt? No, it's a seasoning. Is that a dry rub? I think it's a dry rub. Where's the chocolate syrup?

Okay, Justin, simmer down, simmer down. So, I code, guys, I code. I code, guys, I don't talk about the chocolate syrup but I never skip. So then Seth is like, he's set, Seth and John go outside to talk. So they stand very awkwardly in this backyard

and John is like holding onto a railing for dear life and Seth is like, you know, I've never had a situation like this where I have a friend who went crazy on my wife and when you see Meredith, like I know like you didn't talk to her at the party and I don't know if you're trying to avoid her. I was like, no, I was in my own zone there.

I think I had a whole conversation with her. I was saying, dear God, thanks for everything you gave us. Please get Jack the Range Rover. Maybe that was in my head. Maybe that was just in my head. Maybe it's a meditation. And he's like, he just laughed uncomfortably and they stared each other and said, yeah, okay.

Well, how would you feel? If Meredith said, Lisa Barlow's a garbage whore, families to piece of Well, how would you feel if Meredith said, Lisa Barlow's a garbage whore, families to piece of shit, et cetera, et cetera. And John goes, uh, well, I value your friendship and everything. So hold on. Likewise.

Let me look at my, hold on, I got this written down. Okay. It says that when you were in Arizona, your wife brought up rumors that Lisa cheated on me on jet blue. No, out of the blue, out of the blue. So I don't know. I don't know. Everyone can say dumb things. Lisa is a very godly woman stop. Sorry, a period. You think I get telegram from her? Bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi. I'm Belly Arizona stop.

This is a very hurtful day until Lisa stop. That's when you're new and stop. So Seth is like, he's to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, so sad to say, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH, DASH the talk. It was basically like that. Basically Seth, so basically Seth said, hey, how would you feel about it if Meredith said this about Lisa? Then John was like, well, but Meredith went to Arizona and started a little rumor of that Lisa cheated on me Of then Seth is like, yeah, but you know, at least Meredith said it to her face instead of behind the back. And then Jon was like, but again,

your wife tried to start a room about my wife. And basically they were like, this isn't gonna go anywhere. So they just agree that they value each other's friendship and they go, cool. Not cool. Yeah, like what are you gonna do? That's a way too much to get into you know with them Like they're not gonna solve anything

They but you know what they know what they did was they both did what they had to do is that way They could comfortably tell their wives I stood up for you right that's what that was so they go back in And Sri feels like here's what I want to know, just one question. What was the name of your first childhood pet? Like, come on, man. Listen, we're just all doing good, or wives were asking us to do today, so I'd get that out there.

Yeah, so then they're like, so what about you? Are you better or whatever? And so St so she is like Well, you know, I believe God never makes mistakes I'm exactly what I'm supposed to be and some days are hard and some days I cry and I can be hard and sad and you know I can't do what most men want to do for their wives. I can't fix the situation. I just feel absolutely helpless and Justin's like And you tried rolling around and chocolate syrup on TV right? Well, see my I suggest turning your

HVAC closet into a speak easy bar I'm just to suggest that one They're like they're like yeah, it's gonna be okay. Sharive and then Seth's like yeah, we're all with you. So they do a hand pile. Oh boys brisket boys like brisket and so he's like so what I want to know is how are you getting through? Do you want to know how I'm getting through it? This right here because this day will last.

This will fortify me. And Justin's like, well, guys, my life changed this week too. I stepped away or I guess I should say parted ways with a company that I've been with for seven years. I was like, aren't you 60? Why are you acting like seven years? they should be giving you a gold watch? I know. That's not that long, right? You need to have two decades under a belt before you start pulling this move. Before you try to upstage the person whose wife is going to jail for the rest of your life.

Well, you should have started with this and not let sure you've got through his whole thing first. I know. Well, guys, I lost my job. I've had for seven years of selling soap. I don't know what he does. He sells, well, he sold like, uh, you think powders and pills and, you know, like, uh, what am I trying to say? Like vitamins type things, supplements, I think it's like vitamins type things, supplements. I think it's supplements. I think. Wow. So now we go more importantly, we go to Meredith at home for the great white bean salad of 20, 22 scene. So, guys, this is big.

This is a huge scene. We get Meredith's family in this scene and her vocal twin sister, which I know. Wow. Myra. Wow. We also get the answer to the question of how many Marx's does it take to slice the element and the answer apparently is four. Four.

Four. Well, three actually I think it was three, but it felt like four. It had four energy, but it was three. So so basically Meredith's at home. She's got, you know, two, they're like two sort of teenagers that are next to her. And she is, she, Meredith looks like she's about to do the weather. She has so much makeup on right now. And she's like, well, I thought we make a little snack.

How about a little like being salad which is of course what every teenager wants to hear when they visit their aunt's house like yay visiting ant marina I can't wait to go to ant marina's house and eat some white bean salad God that's how white beans I hope ant marina has her special white bean salad for us today but they're actually very soft spoken like this Sleepy like yeah I hope she has white beans today. Oh God I hope we don't get a black bean

salad at Auntie Meredith's house. I hope she doesn't have Kit Katz and Snickers bars I just want a white bean salad. So she's like wow you don't want to open the can thing around me. So she has a mechanic and he's like Oh, I mean the mess is worse than my hell So then my rather so it's my friend Meredith some virus like Hi, I'm my my my sister. Hi, I'm Meredith. My my my sister. My heart's like, hey, what are you guys doing? I'm 100% even the head shake. Like even though I'm like, I'm on Golden Pound. Like even that, they both do it.

It's hilarious. And my heart is dressed like she's about to go to a gala. You know, they're just like all so made up to make white beans out. Like they have so much makeup on. They're in like a look, they just came out of glam, they're like, okay, let's make those white beans salad now. So, the Alex is like, yeah, we're traveling for college soon.

And Maira, who's basically the sherry oteri version of Meredith, like she looks like sherry oteri, but she's imitating Meredith. She's like well that is so different, Meredith and how when we went to college and she was yeah I'm sure it is different. We're on the older assignment. You know back in our day we had to know how to open camp. Back in our day when we played beer pong it was actually we would just have to chug white beans salad but you know in times of Used to be white bean pong Have you ever done a white being white bean beer pong? Wow, I know I was gonna marry South the second he did a white bean shot off my butt cramp.

Am I allowed to sing that in front of a can? Have you ever played flip cup with white bean salad inside of it? It's very hard to do. So, the kids are like, oh, you're not old, you guys look great. And my hair goes, ain't just a mindset.

Look, it's also a number that describes how fucking old you are. Would everybody stop saying age is a mindset? No, it's not, it's a warning sign, okay? Like is the temperature on your stove or your oven a mental thing? No, it's warning you, you're about to bring your fucking house down

if you don't turn the shit down, okay? Numbers are there for a reason. That's why they take your blood pressure every time you go to the doctor's fucking age is nothing but a mindset. Get the fuck out of here. Tell my stretch marks that. Well, here is some evidence that these are four people who've never cooked a thing in their lives. And I'm not saying that just because Meredith's refrigerator is filled only with soft drinks. But so Meredith puts down a lemon to slice it. And she puts it down. She's holding it like it's like a living, like it's like a duck.

Like she found a duck and she's holding the duck's neck down on the cutting board. And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it gets alive. And she has her knife on it. She's all on steady. So then her nephew goes to steady the lemon and puts his knuckles right under the knife and then my Rick comes in and puts another hand on the other My was like hold the lamb and you're not holding the lemon Alex watch your finger

The only reason why the niece Wasn't part of this was there was no room left on the lemon like I was surprised She wasn't just like holding someone from behind, like I got you. I got you, I got you, Meredith. So Meredith tells us about her sister. She's like, well, my real lives in Chicago, but we're very close.

Like any relationship, you have ups and downs and we had a rough time last year with everything going off with my father and my nephew. And then we see a clip of her saying that she was fighting incessantly with her sister at the reunion. Yeah. And they were they were fighting because it was hard for them to fulfill the different needs they had for closure with what was going on with their dad. So they start talking about serving white bean salad at the wake. Yeah, that's the way I are. We are not.

Go for my dead body. Are we serving white bean salad at the wake? How dare you say over my dad body? He's out of wake. We'll do pinto beans. Oh, and now you're going to talk about the car that Dan got you, but not for me. Great. Real great. So, um, so basically they're throwing an event, which I don't think we've heard much about this event. Maybe we have, but they don't really

explicitly say what it is, but it sounds like it's probably going to do a charity event. Yeah, she told us that she's throwing an event because her son had mental health issues, so she's going to throw an event that raises money for the I think is the mental health center that he went to or maybe it's just like a general Thing that goes to fund those kinds of places those kinds of centers. Yeah, so So they so myra and Meredith sit down and myra is like, why don't we sit down and eat some of this white bean salad like, why don't we sit down and eat some of this white bean salad iconic bean salad as I like to call it Emerald is like, well I'm kind of cold, are you warm? Really? I mean no Matt, what is the rule? If you're warm, I am cold Don't you remember the first rule of my remere? environment, sister, sister, and man, and I'm an honest sister.

My grandma is always greener. Oh, that's wonderful. What's wonderful? You're always warmer, you're colder. But it's always greener. That's all wonderful. You can call it a lemon. Ah!

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Commissars, here comes one right now. So Meredith, okay, now we have to get serious, okay. I'm fine. Get all the- No, now we have to transition into like,, I'm done. Get all the point. Now we have to transition into like actually like heart-wrenching material. Yeah, okay.

So this is really sad for sure. So Meredith is talking about, so finally we're here because she said a few times that her nephew has been struggling with mental health stuff. So she was saying, you know, there were signs growing up that he just wasn't happy and struggling and that he had wasn't happy and struggling and that he had to go to multiple facilities for mental health and drug addiction, but nothing was helping. And then finally last winter, he drank a bottle of bleach, which is fucking crazy. Yeah. My God. Could you imagine? It's horrifying. I mean, I just, I feel my heart

goes out to the kid who, you know, for being in such pain. But the great news is that he's alive and he's also doing a lot better and he's in therapy. And apparently he's doing really well in therapy and he's been recognizing a lot of his triggers. And now he actually wants to help other people, I think especially probably teenagers who are in issues, which is like so wonderful, you know, so. So then my Ros, like, and you doing this event,

and she'll be consistent to you, and to you, the always warm, marative. So here's what we want in the event. So we want positive and fun. We really have to think it through. Who do you want at our positive element? Yeah, she's basically saying like, all right, I'm doing as you said,

I'm emphasizing positives to when you don't invite someone, you can believe me. That's what sisters are for, Meredith. So, Meredith goes, well, that's a wild car positivity with these women. I mean, I mean, it's not just Lisa now who's not positive. Lots of women who reject white being salad holy as tellin' them. She's like, well, you know, we get to Arizona and Whitney has this meltdown. And if we have to tell Lisa that we've been spreading rumors

And then she was so incestin about it and John said something to Seth. That's how bad I got and then we see Seth telling Meredith that Meredith is accused of not being there for Lisa and that Lisa had an affair and she's like well I'm gonna accuse her of having an affair. Whitney, then. Yeah, so now Meredith is mad at Whitney because Whitney has made it look like Meredith is the one who's spreading the rumors when Meredith merely just heavily insinuated to Whitney

and then Whitney fell for the trap and did all the rest of the leg work. So, um, so Meredith's like, well, you certainly don't need to deal with that. No one deserves that, especially when you are feeling very warm in this very cold house. Yeah, it's like no one deserves it, and that's not a slam. So then we got a Heather at choir rehearsal. Some place called Hardware.

So um, she's like, oh, this is a nice place. It's just a keyboard in this box. Amazing. I feel so spiritual right now. Thank you, God, for being here. I can't believe this is actually happening. Like literally, like when I joke to the producers, why don't we just start a choir? I don't know. What do you want me to do this season? And they sure that sounds great I can't believe back she took the ball and ran with it. So here we are doing a choir rehearsal and the first rehearsal is here. Oh my god Yeah, I just really want to create a safe space of Brunuel and spiritual center desk and So he's like let me think something go ahead and hit it, just give me a note. He plays a chord.

He's like blah, she's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha So then your favorite Gen Shaz riding along with a megaphone in the NGK's car Like actually speaking to megaphone in the car and NGK so that's for to be on the show is like, you know Doesn't is not like hey Jen do you mind not doing that? Thanks so much. She's like I'm ready. I'm so ready I'm ready to do this like off we go and It's like off we go. And the LGBTQ is trying so hard. And normally you like thing, you know, housewives, he should be effortless. You shouldn't have to try, you know?

And you're already with the most try hard housewife of all time, Gen Shaw, you know? So like we don't need more from you, ma'am. But she is, you know, like let her have her audition season, but God, she's like, oh my God, you look beautiful. You look just amazing and beautiful. I was skiing, I was skiing. And she's like, oh my god, you look beautiful. You look just amazing and beautiful. I was skiing. I was skiing. And she's like, well, they talked about how they both made it in the choir. So that was something

Um, but Heather, like Heather doesn't even have a problem with what Angie did and you can't say you're my writer die Wait, hold on. We're passing the church So what what am I supposed to sign up the okay sign up the, yeah, I sign up the cross whenever I pass a church. Yeah, and so, Jen is like, I mean, if the tables were turned, you better believe, I would have cussed Angie and Chris Hagen on Heather's behalf. I would have been like, that was wrong. You don't do that about Jen. What about me?

What about me? So, and just like, well, there's a few other things to talk about, and she's like, what do we need to hand? What do we need to hand? She's like in her megaphone again. And she goes, well, keep that, keep that ready because you're going to need it. Meredith has invited me to swim class last week. And I was there with Dana.

And she brought up the situation at the choir audition and started off by saying, like, what the hell was this all about? It's like, Jen bullying. Thank Jenna. Dana was saying that about Jen and you bullying. So that was really earlier. And that was really earlier. Yeah, we see Dana saying, don't you think she could have handled it differently? I mean, it was almost bullying.

Like, no one puts her ass in check. It's the weirdest thing. And she's like, bullying, bullying, she said bullying. She's like hitting the windows to ceiling. Bullying. She's like just losing her shit. And she's like, how am I the bully in this? And Dana, what you're not gonna do is go around labeling me.

Bitch, you don't even know me. Yeah, she's like, like, like, how am I the bully when Angie Harrington and Chris Harrington set up a count under my name, how am I the bully here? So Angie's like, well, you just have to be careful and not be dangerous, not be around dangerous people and people that don't have your back. Like I do me, Angie K, Future Sweetheart, America. Yeah, have your back like the lady who just saved you from Satan coming into your body because you didn't get silent and signed the cross when you passed a

charge. That's me. That's so they go to choir. We go back to choir rehearsal and some people come in and Angie Harrington comes in and PJs. Yeah. And Harrington comes in and PJs. Yeah. And, and then it's with me. I'm here. Oh my gosh, Whitney, I didn't think you were coming. I can't believe it. I'm so happy that Whitney came.

Like, you know, not showing what's going on with them, but like, I mean, I mean, showing that, showing that like, you know, if we have a positive experience together, we can make a deposit in our friendship group, you know, friendship bank. Sorry, just move on. I'm messing up every single thing that Heather said right now. I was surprised. I was invited to be here too. Man, she tells us. I want to repair my relationship with Heather. So I have to show up and support her even if it's uncomfortable. We're singing Mormon hymns

And she was literally with me when I was signing papers about how much trauma I have around the Mormon church She's doing shout-hams like selling of us I've filled the filling of the trauma. So So Heather is basically, she said she wants people with a, she wants it people with the base level love of music, so they could all come together and be comfortable singing. You need to, you're gonna need to, you're gonna need to up the stakes, okay? You can't just say who loves music?

Literally almost everybody. I mean, what are you gonna say? Like 95% of people can be in your choir? No, you need to be pickier. Okay. Yeah, seriously. So now Jenna and GK arrive and she's like, and she's like, we're ready for this choir.

We're ready now. We're ready girls. It's me and GK, I'm ready for the choirs. She's giving me extreme Lisa vibes with her straightened long hair and walking in her sunglasses. And then Lisa comes in right behind her. And she's like,

Hi, choir! And by the way, every time I do it, and I try to do it. And Corey the choir leader, every time someone walks in, he announces them because, oh my goodness, Lisa Barlow!

Oh my goodness, on GK! Oh my goodness! I feel like actually my Korean impersonation sounds more like Angie and my Angie impersonation sounds more like Cory. It's like I'm gonna make them. So Lisa's like, well, in true, I heard they're in Lisa fashion, there's no bandaid on that relationship. It's like, sutures, I could be ripped out at any moment.

And you know what, in the 10 commandments, don't forget I'm very spiritual in our religious. In the 10 Commandments, there's one that's like, do not lie. So maybe singing him to remind Hava. I love the idea of one of the commandments being, do not lie. Right?

Don't lie. Hi. Hello, Hebrews. So Meredith is not there today because obviously she's there with she's hanging out with Maira. Oh, I'm being in sound today. And Jen says that she's not. I have to add I'm sorry.

She's not there because she's with her family, but also she's the costume consultant. You're right. What? Married it as your damn costume consultant. What are people going to be wearing? You're going to be wearing fucking screen doors on their face. By the time you get to the performance, don't ask Meredith. It's gonna look like monsters, Incana is, you know, she wore a blazer as a bathing suit two weeks ago. Do not ask Meredith. Well, everyone's gonna be dressed up looking like one big,

happy white beam. So. White beam salad, the choir. Those who can, canna-leemy. Canna. So. can, cannellini. Cannellini. Um, so, Jen is, uh, Jen suddenly is having a string, an old can for his man. Uh, so, I'm gonna go to the great Northern part of America now. So, isn't there a bean called great Northern? Did I make it up?

Yeah, that's a bean. Great Northern Bean. I believe it's a white bean as well. Well, unfortunately, there's no great Southern Bean because then we could say, bringing the South to your mouth. So, Jen is like, now it's not the time for me and Angie hearing to talk, but you know what? It's a damn good thing that there's no Danna Banana coming today.

There I said it, Danna Banana! Take it! Take it, Danna Banana! I was like, well, good one, Jen. You're really running out of steam on your way to prison. So, of course, like, okay, everyone, let me tell you all about my credentials. So I've been doing choir since negative three years old. And I've been teaching choir to middle schoolers

who don't appreciate it for about 35 years. Apparently, only one in 300 children enjoy the Pirates of Penn's hands. So that's what I've learned. Anyway, congratulations on teaching you songs. So Heather so Heather's like yeah thank you so much for coming or whatever so they all stand and Lisa comes right up they're about to do warm-ups like vocal warm-ups so they stand and Lisa comes over and she's just you know what I was about to quit I must didn't come you and I have to talk

together and she's like it just got to Heather talking mess and she has Gotta hate her hate her And so Heather goes Lisa like this right here is like bigger than all of us. You know what I mean Like actually, I don't think any of us know what you mean You guys are in the lobby of like an a-loft hotel with like random people who've maybe sang one song in their life. I don't understand how this is bigger than any of you. And this goes, yeah, but I want to be positive about you and me, you know, because listen, I'm working on you and me. And I'm putting in the Afghatah, I'm putting in the Afghat.

You know what God said in Commandment number six, 10? Put in the Afghat, that. You know what God's 12th Commandment was? Haaaah, and that's what I'm doing. I have that. You know what? God's 12th commandment was. Hi. And that's what I'm doing. I'm bringing the spade up. Hi. Hi, wet night.

Hi, Moses. So it was a huge gesture for you to come here. I know that. I know. And so they're like, ah, ah, ah your choir is really on the right track when everything they sings, everything they sing is in minor. You know, I'm just saying. He's putting that out there. So, um, so then, uh, at least it's like, listen, I know you probably wanted to throw me out. Oh, and Heather's like, I didn't. No, I didn't. I listen, I don't want to be in a space of contention and anger with you right now.

Him and the him and the Humberwa, blah blah blah blah. Wait, what are they doing? What are those formats? Humberla, blah blahippin, a little hub, a little zippin, a little bob. Are they? Are you guys just singing? I'm just singing. I'm just singing. I'm just singing. I'm just singing. This is inappropriate music. Inappropriate.

Why would you? Are you singing? I got high. What? But why would you take something so sensitive like my dad's obituary and death and the checks between you and me while my dad was dying and tweet that if you didn't want to go backwards with me why would you? Oh God Erica James in here now Listen you have to see it from my side to Heather my character was done I graded because you told a lie and I was like I had to clear my name and I second guess myself other and I'm like am I that shitty of a person?

Are you guys doing undisplied and, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, being very toxic, Lisa. Very, very toxic. So, um, so Elise is like, Heather, I just feel like, do you like me? Like, yes or no question. Heather just kind of looks like the side like, uh, and then we cut to commercial. And when we come back, she's like, how far? How far that's a yes or a no? Do you like me? Yes or no? Do you like me? And Heather no? Do you like me?

And Heather tells us, you know, Lisa, you're an empath, right? So let's put the facts aside and concentrate on the feelings. My feelings are hurt. So I need you to feel that. No, you don't get to just put the facts aside because you called her a liar on TV and then people were calling her a liar all over the internet and she was breathing that she didn't lie. You can't just say put the facts aside when you're the one that fucked up in the fact. And I'm just gonna say this as much as I love Heather Gay, Lisa's one tweet about the dad's obituary does not even compare to the amount of discussion Heather Gay had about marriage dad dying last season. Yeah.

It was storyline and the centerpiece of a conspiracy theory. So she really doesn't have a like stand on with this. Yeah, she really doesn't. But that's funny, because that was like the main storyline last year. And they're like, what? You said something about my father's funeral. Like, you made that the whole storyline, man. It was the linchpin of your season last year.

So it's really, she really has to just drop this one. Yeah, so at least this is still going, Yes or no, Ha-da, yes or no. A lovin' commandment or twelfth commandment. A lovin' commandment is yes and twelfth commandment is no coke, just die it. Just die coke, no regular. Fourteen commandment, that's shot likely to survive now.

So are you a good customer or a bad one? So Heather's like, why is that important to you? And she's, because if you're saying my friend and you don't like me, then your actions are showing me that you don't like me, Thou. That's what your actions are showing me, Thou. And she's like, listen, I wanna be a good friend with you, but you created a space where

we work good, and you don't own that. You don't own it to you to that. I don't feel like that's not true at all, okay? And Heather's like, well, if you want to start around zero moving forward, then fine, I want to be your friend. But you lied! Are you, are you for real? Are you for real?

No, no, let's talk through this. Let's talk through this. Come on, we can talk through this. Okay. Or we can sing No head for his pillow for his head No walking away. Commandment 17 has our So meanwhile Angie Age is like It's Angie H. Right. I wrote Angie Harrington pulls and I think it's Angie. Yeah, it is Angie H. Right? I wrote Angie Harrington pulls it down.

But I think it's Angie H. Yeah, it is. Angie H. pulls Jen to talk. And I don't want to talk, see Jen. You know what Jen, you're just a casualty in all of this, Jen. And I'm sorry. My husband's sorry. Everyone's sorry. I mean, sorry, casualty. Okay, casualty of four.

Okay, Alex P. Keatman in a big bad war movie. Okay So so Yeah, yeah, I got a box. I think it was Michael J Fox and Sean Penn Yes, good me Look at you. I win you did Michael J Fox Movie of the day award. Thank you. Take it over man. Take it off. Go on Okay, well, okay. Well, so like there's all these rumors going around that affect my credibility and the secret to my success. Also Michael J. J. Fox. And...

Well, listen, Jen, we're walking on Sunshine. Whoa. We're walking on Sunshine. It's not the main song on that movie. We're welcome on some side. Hey! I can either confirm it or not tonight. I'm not sure if it's for that. But I didn't know one thing. Ba-bao. Yeah.

Ba-bao. Or as it's song. Ba-bao. Yeah. Just call it. Ba-bao. Yeah. Ba-bao.

Yeah. I'm sure this is a chorus song? Yeah. Bobo, yeah. Jucka, jucka. They're still doing warm ups. So, Jen's like, well, I talked to Sharif and he said that for him to be okay, Chris is going to need to prove that he knows how to dry rub a brisket, whatever that means.

And he's going to need to apologize in public to a big dish of mac and cheese which no one even touched. And she basically says he has to apologize in public, or in public apology, and Angie goes, yeah for sure, for sure, yeah absolutely. Sure, yeah. Yeah, because I just, I want to move forward, okay, because where we're're going they don't even have roads. Okay, they don't even need roads Okay, I'm like it's a hex again anyone anyone anyone anyone okay, I just I don't like living in this space Okay, it's like not living spaces you use that require We go back to Lisa and Heather and Lisa's like, you should know how they're when we were in Arizona, there were a lot of lives being said about me. How's that?

And that's important. That's important. It hurts me and my family. Jacques, Henry, Diet Coke, John. And I was like, listen, and I agree with you. And I had not heard those lies, nor have I corroborated those lies. And I think those lies are absolutely ridiculous.

Okay. Well Whitney has been very consistent in saying that you guys were all a part of that. I'm happy there goes, but it's crazy, man. It's horrifying, it's crazy. So Lisa's like, well, why would she make that up? It's not like Whitney has a track record of just completely saying crazy bullshit at any given moment, right?

So, so, Whitney's here. Whitney. Whitney. Oh, Whitney. Okay, come over here. Whitney. I'm saying, I believe you. I'm saying, I believe you. I'm saying I believe y'all

So you know what I choose to believe y'all wet me and what means like hi and have to go No actually when they already recanted that and when he goes I have not I have not redempted it I recannot not recanted okay positivity Yeah, I think that either just conveniently forgets or really has forgotten because Can it not recant it, okay? Positivity. Yeah. I think that Heather just conveniently forgets or really has forgotten, because clearly you don't remember. I'm like, well, clearly you don't remember

that your entire storyline this year is about not remembering things, but that's fine. Oh, God. It's true. She's saying, like, listen, I'm not making light of any sort of trauma, but she is, her whole thing is she's like, oh, I'm like, I don't remember things.

I'm starting to remember them now. I just feel like she should be, okay, people forget things. Okay, people forget things. And she suddenly has like no, she's like, oh, well, I'm saying that maybe she, maybe forgot something, maybe she forgot something. It's like, well, yeah.

So what else do you want? Yeah, and she's like, maybe she forgot something. It's like, well, yeah. So what else do you want? Yeah. And she's like, yeah, she forgot. Or maybe she kind of forgot. Maybe she pretend forgot. Maybe she really forgot. It's a good one.

Whitney, you're on it. So there's like, well, okay, listen, how do I fix this? What do I need to do, you guys? And Lisa's like, you know what? Like is that just an easy place for you to go to that you don't remember? Cause when you called me for auditions and you said, I don't even remember how to end that.

And then we see a clip of them on the phone. And wait, is this when we see it? We see several clips of Heather not remembering things convenient. Right. She says something like, you know, the fact that Heather can't remember things that she says something like you know the fact that Heather can't remember things that she said to hurt me is a Heather problem not in me problem so when he's like why am I here last time I saw you and brought up Lisa and

defended her you pushed me out of your house and took an axe and chopped off my head this is a ghost version of me I'm already dead you removed me from your house and took an axe and chopped off my head. This is a ghost version of me. I'm already dead. You removed me from your house and started a pet smart on fire. And then you said you didn't remember. And Heather's like, um, listen, it's because what you said didn't land with me. And it wasn't being consistent real. It was being fake as fuck. That's why Whitney. And she's like, because I have a friendship with Lisa and she's like no because you're fake okay be friends be wonderful I don't care it's like well it's the first time I didn't get along go along run along tag along long Shelley long and I don't want to be in

an awkward space anymore is that why and Heather's like you know what don't want to be in an awkward space anymore. It's that way. And Heather's like, you know what, don't go along to get along. And the awkward space is gone. Fine, it's gone. It's great. Look, I'm walking away from the awkward space. So Heather walks away and when he goes, this is exactly what happened that night. She took me and put me into a cannon and shot me out of the house. She told me to lay in the center of the table and then she shot me in half. And I was like my legs, but then I realized he was just magic. She made me click my heels together and then I woke up in Kansas just like that night.

And Heather's, Heather just walks off past. And so Whitney's like, yeah, or when people show you who they are, believe them. Like, okay, Maya. Okay, Maya Angelou. Shut up, Whitney. She's like, yeah, well, she doesn't want to be that level of friend with me. She could be on a different level. Shut up with me. She's like, yeah, well, she doesn't want to be that level of friend with me. She could be on a different level.

A level that's pretty high, but a little lower now. Ha. So yeah, because I've been shut down for the 100th time. So I'm done. I like when they showed that, they showed the clips of how they're saying she doesn't remember. Like Lisa being like Yeah, I came to your choir audition and like I mean I thought you were totally mad at me and you're gonna throw me out and Heather's like yeah, I don't even remember that

Whitney being like and then you push me out of your house and have their saying I don't even remember that happening But in that case she didn't she just went to her bedroom and turned Whitney around and said like get out of my doorway, you know, go So then yeah, so then so now the whole group gets together to sing and Angie H is like this will heal us. This is gonna be something that's gonna heal us and Angie K is like not really But let's do our best. So then they start singing not really, but let's do our best. So then they start singing, God be with you until we, I don't know. Me to get, is that a famous hymn?

Cause I don't know it. I don't know. I don't have that now, CD. So then Dana goes to Meredith's house for guess what? This is gonna be a big shock for everybody. Shakudri. Yeah, I guess they ran out of the white bean salad. It was such a, we didn't have any leftover.

So I had to put out, I call it meaty white bean salad. I'm just like, all meat hold the white beans. No, I'm saying I call it sharp Brooksery because he's such a cutie. My leg. I'm putting it on a small little plate, which is just saying, well, I don't like you enough to get out a wooden board that can't go in the dishwasher But I'll put in a plan just got back from the public's uterine So Meredith's like won't want you like some water some Damn, it's like I'll have some sparkling water and she opens her fridge and it is just

Oh my god. Dennis, I call him Sparkling Water and she opens her fridge and it is just talked to bottom beverages. And she's like, Pernier, Pellegrino, Tinko, Tinko, Waterloo, Levin Lime, Plame. I was like, damn.

What is this? Like, do they have a second fridge that we missed that has the actual food in it? Because there was nothing but beverages. And so Dan is like, whoa, so, where does it's like, well, I like Dan. I, I, her name's kind of funny. It's like, is it Dana? Is it Dan Yell?

I had a, I don't know. I don't get it. But, you know what? You know, I have to share these toxic friendships. And it's nice to have someone who can come over and doesn't mind all those white bean farts because you know what they say, beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you miss your toddler son, Beruxy, am I right? So what do you mean you're gonna go out with your husband for a day, my husband's

asking me and in what he's gonna be for a day, and Meredith keeps talking about how glad she is to make these friends, but God, she looks bored every time she has to talk to anybody. She's like, no, why don't you do it for me? Nah. And Dan is like, well, I mean, I think we're gonna go like watch a movie because you know, like quality time, that's like so important.

So when you can like finally get with your husband, but not actually have to speak to him for two and a half hours Just kind of be close enough to share popcorn because God that stuff has gotten expensive am I right? Meredith's like Jesus asleep on her chest like Yeah, you know my husband and I we fight a lot like we fight really hard But we also fight to stay together really hard I mean, it's just like nothing like he threw a chair at the wall,

but to be fair, I threw an entire knife block at his face. And I was like, well, that's nice. That's what I was really listening. Let's call Jen Cher. So Jen is with NGK on a roof with a pole. So they're going to that roof pool thing. And they're like really trying to make, like this is the most fun.

Oh my god, we have floaty toys. Are we gonna blow them? Oh, are we gonna blow them? No! Oh my god, like, are we on the roof of the holiday and expressive south-south, like city? So, yeah, it's just the two of them with some insoluble toys. Plastic coconuts with straw umbrella straws in them.

Yeah, a party at the high up plays. So, um, they're like parting and it's awkward as hell. And so, chance like, first of all, do you need me to hype you up? I have my back. Please, you don't need your microphone right now. Okay, you don't need that right now. Go ahead and put that away. But I am excited for the trip. I'm excited for the trip, Jen. And she's like, yeah, I'm ready for the Gen Chahose turn up. I don't want a healing trip. I don't want anyone bringing up trauma. I want a party. Hi, this is Whitney calling in. I heard that we're having a turn up trip. I have an insensitivity to turnips. Can we make it a root of bigger trip instead? Thanks, by yeah, I'm triggered because when I was young, people said,

did you just fall off the turn up truck? And it turns out I did because I was stirring the turn up to get attention. I like this show is so cold. Everybody is just automatically sick of Whitney's storyline. They're like, we are not talking about trauma this time. She's literally at the point of the trip. Because they're not talking about Whitney's trauma. So Jen, yeah, Jen.

So then Jen facetimes Meredith, cause she's like, I'm getting my Meredith. So she calls me and I was like, hello, thank you for calling me. I mean, the most boring conversation with, I forget her name, is it? Danica, Fanna, Blanda, I don't know. So Jen's like, we're calling, because we want to invite you to...

San Diego! The Everglavorous. San Diego. And we're in this like, look who I have here, Lany. It's a pretty cutery. Okay. Lany and Dan are like, hi guys, I'm Dana. And Jenna's like, I'm dear you. And Dana, I wouldn't invite you,

but I heard you were talking shit about me girl. And Matthew's like, well, Jim, I think you and Dana have had some miscommunication going on here. And Jenna's like, well, don't call me a bully because like, that's not the fucking happening, Dana. Mm. And she goes like, well, don't call me a bully because like, that's not what the fuck is happening, Danah. Mm. And she goes, well, I don't like the way you talk to people,

Jen. I mean, I just don't tolerate stuff like that. She's, wow, Danah, we're done. Meredith, we'll call you back, baby. We'll call you back. And she hangs up and she's like, I want my to hear because of the bully. This will not happen.

I'm being bullied. I'm being bullied. She starts having a good job song meltdown and gets out of the pool. It's like, I'm gonna have to hear, be called the bullied. This will not happen. I'm being bullied. I'm the one being bullied. She starts having a good job song meltdown and gets out of the pool. It's like, I'm not doing this. I'm just saying, you're in perpetrator this. Why?

I'm being bullied. Fuck you. Fuck you, pool. Fuck you, pool of thing. Fuck you, coconut. And Angie Kay goes, this girl's a total stranger. I'm like, who are you, Angie Kay? Yes, it's a total stranger. I'm like, who are you, Angie? Yes, it's a total stranger. No one cares what she has to say.

I mean, well, a low-hot to me apparently, just me crazy, Angie, on the rooftops of this radicine. Jen, just having has a fit of screams and leaves so funny. So then it says, still to come this season, is this a rehab way through? Already eight episodes. Already eight episodes. It's a short season. Well, no, we're already eight episodes in, which is kind of crazy, but it does feel a

little short because usually whenever they say it's still to come, it's never like the second half is going to come. But then maybe last year, the second half came, they did the second half after the arrest and the second half was crazy. As far as I can tell, the second half of this season is them just having dinner because all the clips were them eating

and yelling at each other. So I don't know what's going on. I'm trying to figure out how many episodes they had. Last season. Last season was a long one. It was a big long season, but this one, I think, yeah, it's surprisingly short. It feels weird that they're doing it on episode eight as opposed to episode 10.

Yeah, because last year they had 20. So I don't know, I guess we'll see. Yeah, I guess we'll find out. But I'm loving it. So funny. I know. It's so silly. Like, nothing makes sense on this season. But they're just going for it. They're just trying. They're trying to make it all work.

Yes. And the new actors on the show. Because you know they just had them waiting in the wings. I heard the Angie K audition for this show like three years ago or something and didn't get on, but now she's on. And it's like, you know, it's just like, okay, well, you're the runner-up. So we're just going to need you to sit right on that bench right there. Just waiting till we need you, huh? Yeah.

I wish they'd like, oh my God, we don't even know that girl. We don't know you either man Yeah, well, I wish they'd given us a little bit more time with Dana because I feel like this moment would have would have landed Better if we'd had more than just like one proper scene with Dana before this, you know So like I think that they need to kind of like They need to boost that a little bit as long as I have all these friends of they need to kind of like Amp that up a little they need to like work I have all these friends of, they need to kind of like, amp that up a little, they need to like work on that

some the character development, but other than that. Well, it's so hard to because they have them in these group scenes, because that's how you introduce people to the show. But they put them in these group scenes and they try. I mean, they showed in the, the previously's, who was Meredith by the way. Pre-Made's like, oh, real mad,

I was like, I was like, please make Meredith do really, I'm really, I'm really, I was like, please make Meredith do this every week. It's so funny. But anyway, during that part, they showed where Lisa was trying to yell with her arms and then Angie Kays doing her arms out of her. Because Angie Kays does the thing where she puts her arms out

and then flatens her hands and like, move them down like that. And that's how she yells. And so she was doing that under Lisa's arms going crazy. They showed that, but it just shows you how hard it is because these ladies are already so strong. Like how are you supposed to get in there when Jen is screaming her head off on a sidewalk

at a choir audition, you know? Yeah, I also wonder if like maybe some of the, like, like, like people have been commenting online that they feel like the energy's like a little off this season or whatever. And I wonder how much of that is the fact that they started filming with Jenny. And then Jenny was fired and then they, you know,

probably whatever footage they, whatever scenes they shot with Jenny beforehand, probably are like, they can't show. So I wonder if they're kind of like, like sort of recalibrating and like sort of re, like re-editing to kind of get the flow right. I don't know. I wonder how much that impacted.

I think it's very funny. I think the show's great. I think the energy is always off on real housewives of Salt Lake City, and that's why it's funny. It just looks like they're making it up. It's like the waiting for Guffman of housewives. I'm just waiting for, it's like they're just waiting for someone to come on and tell them,

we've been filming this and you guys are gonna be on TV. You know what I'm just waiting for it's like they're just waiting for someone to come on and tell them we've been Filming this and you guys are gonna be on TV It's like well, I think we should I don't know it's gonna a pool. You know we should have coconut drinks My god so much of face I'm gonna yell to pool floating. Let's do that What if we like throwing a I know let's do a trip to San Diego. I've got a friend who lives in Pacific Beach. Oh my god, San Diego! Anyway, everyone, thank you for being here. It's been a wonderful wild journey. Sure, as everybody.

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