Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day.Be sure to get tix to our 10th Anniversary tour!! https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins! A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me, as always, is the hilarious, the lovely, the even-tempered, the person who would never get mad at me for suggesting that I would have to maybe Google

something that he said, it's Ronnie Carrom, what's going on Ronnie? Well, hot, man. And actually, anybody who listens to this, Google everything I say because I'm full of shit. Okay. I'm never telling you anything correctly. Google everything. So hi everyone. I'm here in New York right now.

So if I sound a little different, it's because I got a different mic. I'm sitting at my childhood desk. My parents will probably print something in the middle of this podcast. They already announced that they're that that a plumbers coming over and the bathroom is like right on the other side of this mic. So you may hear some clanking, who knows, but I'm just giving you fair warning, you know, I'm at home and you never know what's your what you're going to hear. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you might hear some test flushes, some test poop ins. Go on the store to make sure everything's go-served with the toilet.

There's a leaky faucet, so they'll probably have to take off the faucet. They'll probably be some hammering. You know, but that's okay. We're talking Salt Lake City today, and I also have to say, by the way, thank you to everyone who went out and bought a ticket to our shows over the weekend, because our tickets for our tour went on sale on Friday, and we sold out to you. Venue is already New York is like there's probably like maybe a third of the

theater left, which is crazy because it's such a huge theater. Philadelphia, LA, all these places. Thank you so much for getting tickets. And obviously if you missed the announcement, tickets are on sale. Go to watch crappens.com to get tickets to our 2022 tours, our 10 year anniversary tours, our hunky-dory tour. So they come celebrate 10 years of crap ends with us. And the New York show is our Golden Crapie Awards, so that's going to be our biggest show and probably our most fun to start off. Just start it, start it swing it up, guy. Yeah, that's good.

So come to that. That theater is like 1500 people. That is the biggest theater we've ever done by far. And it's basically Times Square. So this is like, it's so high profile for us and it's very exciting. And we, you know, Times Square takes a lot to like the Smurch Times Square,

but we can do it. And I think we can do it, Ronnie. To be Smurched it, we're gonna, we're going, we are going, we are, we're bringing crappins into Times Square and we're saying Times Square, you're about to get the crappins like a city. Crappins experience. Consider yourself be smirched. It's a trash square. We're coming. But yeah, thank you to everybody who did that. Tonight is our take a seat day, our show over on Green Room, which is an app on Spotify. That's a live show that we do every Monday night at 10 PM Eastern 7 PM Pacific.

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Let's get to the bread and butter. Okay, man. Real housewives of Salt Lake City and wow, the the the the Trixi Tabernacle acquire was just out of control this episode. Every week you say it, but it's like every week they are trying to top themselves. And it was like every scene had a Trixi Tabernacle Aquire and I was cracking up. It's Trixi Monoclackle. Okay.

Monoclackle, oh sorry, I was going to Tabernacle. The Trixi Monoclackle Aquire. The Trixi Monoclackle, the Trixi Monoclackle experience. It was so out of control. The episode opened up and there wasn't even, there was no sound. There was no sound. It was just like shots of like mountains. And then all of a sudden, home, home, home, home, home, home, home, home, home, home, home, home, home. Yeah, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, It means farmhouse. I am Whitney. I am going to call everybody I know to see if they want to come to a girl's tubing day at Soldier's Hollow on Monday. Can we start that again?

Just Whitney, just keep going through your roller dex. OK, right? You can do this. We believe in you, Whitney. Yeah, she goes through and she calls everyone to invite them to. Soldier's Hollow. And first of all, she called up Angie. And this was notable to me because it said,

Angie Whitney's friend, I was like, damn, they denied their cousinship. Yeah, how does Scyderac feel about that? I know also we actually got a message from Angie who said she message us and was like love the show guys But by the way, I absolutely am not QAnon I've never been QAnon but I've been mixed up with this other girl who is QAnon so like Sarah I just want to put it out there that I am definitely not QAnon so you know, that's the latest on that story

Okay, well good. Well, I'm the one who put that out there. I will say I am sorry a non. I'm sorry. I'm sorry a non. I've had a hashtag great awakening. Okay, the bread crumbs of apologies. Yeah, maybe she was maybe she was mixed up with Sarah who's the other lady that they were gonna bring on last year. Remember the lady who was singing happy birthday to the wrong person or whatever? That lady maybe is cute. I don't know. But it's just newbies. And you never really know in Salt Lake City.

I was, you've really never know what you're gonna get. I mean, here we are with our first polygamy storyline on Housewives, okay? We just don't know. Well, we just don't know who really we're dealing with in almost any scene. Because I mean, literally every cast member looks like every other cast member.

Like everyone seems to have a doppelganger and so I mean we've seen like six Whitney's. Like Whitney brought on another Whitney this episode who I think we've met before or maybe it was just another Whitney and remember Meredith and Lisa were basically the same person last season until Meredith got like like reduced the size of her hair by like four inches this season. So they all kind of look the same. So I think it's like very reasonable to confuse Angie for someone else who was caught up in QAnon. I think that's a reasonable mistake.

You know, super white lady with blonde long hair. It's kind of like most of the people we've seen on the show. Yeah. So guess not QAnon. So yay for you. So Whitney starts calling people to invite them to this thing. She calls Jen, and she calls Angie, and Angie's like, oh gosh yay.

Angie has some weird voice. Have you noticed that Angie sometimes is like, I'm ready to go to this thing. And then sometimes she totally talks normal. Yeah, and at 2 a.m. last night, or this morning, I had perfected my Angie voice. It was so perfect. And now what I want to do, Angie, I'm like, hey, you're me Angie.

I'm like, what did that come from? Well, it changes all the time. It's really hard to get it down. It's like, hey, yeah, God, get me out of this house. I can't wait to go to, but it's so much as hollow. And then she gets there and she's like, oh, yes, everything's great. She kind of has that Elizabeth Perkins voice from big. She's all over the place, Andrew.

I'm not really sure yet. Yeah, I feel like she definitely articulates, you know, she does that articulation thing, where she's saying things like, I can't believe that you would believe that of me. But again, I've lost my impression of her, so that really probably sounds nothing like her I've lost my impression of her, so that really probably sounds nothing like her.

So then Mary, of course, has the voicemail that we probably all suspected Mary has, which is, the person you have called has a voicemail box that hasn't been set up yet. Please take up and try again. Well, this is great news, because now we know that if we come from Mary, we don't

have to worry about her sending Jesus after us because she hasn't set up her voice million. Jesus can come after me all he wants. He's always got wine and he's hot. And I'm opening a bubbly. So take that Michael Boo play. So then Whitney realizes after making all of these phone calls that she's left her poor little dog at the front door the whole time waiting for her. He's outside. He's like, wow. No, she's left her poor little dog at the front door the whole time waiting for her. He's outside. He's like, maaam. No, I thought it was that the dog had peed.

There was a bottle. Oh, well, it was outside, wasn't it? Oh, wait, was the dog? So I was looking at the phone all day. Welcome to our Monday. We're going to worry about this for a minute. Just go ahead and fast forward for about six minutes if you don't want to hear this argument.

The way I interpreted the scene was that, Whitney went over and there was a puddle on the floor. So I was distracted by the puddle, so maybe there was a dog on the other side of the glass door that I was not looking at. Then no, the front door, like the red front door, and dog was just sitting outside. She's like, wait a minute dog. No, no, no, yeah, no, okay, I think you did misinterpret it. You're

right. I remember the dog out there. No, she found a puddle of pee, and then it was like stupid dog, and then they cut to the dog outside, being like, oh well. Oh, so I just got mad at Whitney, and I should have been mad at the dog. I'm really glad you cleared that up actually because I was furious with Whitney the whole episode I'm like who just leaves their dog at the front door No, that dog had peed in the house and was just laying outside to be like yep, I did it Yeah, he deserves it then. Okay, so Lisa drives up to Henry school. He's like hi mom. Hi baby gorgeous Baby gorgeous. Hi baby gorgeous. Baby gorgeous.

Hi miss show. Hey, sweetie baby gorgeous. Where do you want to eat baby love? Baby love. Baby love, you want to go to Wendy's? Should I turn on the song? Baby love, what we go to Wendy's? Baby love?

Come on baby gorgeous. Baby gorgeous, Henry and I share a love of fast food. It's like really you don't say, a kid loves fast food, what are the odds? That's crazy. He's like, am I afraid to start? Can we go to Bahama Bucks? Yes, we can, little baby love face.

Oh my God, you worked so hard. You want to have the CEO of a company? You can get whatever you want. You know what? You're gonna get Bahama's box, but you're Henry Bucks. I said it. I said it for him to become baby. Have you ever heard of a Bahama's Bahama box?

Yeah, I take my- What is there? It's a snow cone place. What? It's another one of those businesses. It's like everything but the bunts. No, everything but the cakes. Where you're like, how does a butt cake store

stay in business? But it does and they're delicious. This is the same thing. Like, there's a fucking snow cone snore? Yes, there is. And it does very well. The kids love it. I think they just put a little crack, you know,

it's just basically sugar on ice. They love it. They love it. Bahama Bucks. Also, I got some intel about that buffet that Heather mentioned last week. What was it called? It was called the something buffet or whatever.

Apparently that buffet is like a whole thing in Utah and and then I was informed by a friend that because Mormons are like not allowed to engage in like caffeine or anything like the vice comes out at going to the the jamboreba fair, whatever was called. And that's like the big thing. It's like you go there and you just like carve out like mad. Oh yeah, because carbs are allowed. Yeah, just like caffeine. That's the vice. Yeah, like my old trips to the golden crowd with my bad mac and cheese and dinner rolls. Delicious. So Lisa tells us, I grew up eating carrot chips

and thinking they were chocolate. Like my mom ran a colob. Like, so for me, it's like, hey, I'm an adult now. That's a doffling for me. Bama box, our car. And then she's, she's like, how are things with you, Henry?

How are you? And he's like, well, things with, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep out some assholes name. things with you, Anne-Rae. How are you?" And he's like, well, things with bloop, they like bleep, bleep out some assholes name. And he says things are not so good, just they're not. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, he just didn't want to be my friend. And he stopped talking to me. I just thought, I caught you off like like the server at Bahama Box when you asked me a six-knock-on. He just caught you off. He's just starting things with you.

What's it about the school's catering? He's like, no, I tried to talk to him, and he said, you think you're the good kid, but you're not. It's like, damn, that's quite a kid fight, geez. Oh my god, Bepicorgeous. Oh my god, that's not Bepicorgeous, okay? That's Bepic Aqua, all right? And we could, you know what, how about we do a hangout and see if we can make paths, okay?

Does that sound good to you, Pepe Gorgeous? Pepe Gorgeous? Yeah, sounds like what I'm going through with right now. Hit, you know, head ahead on. I hope, I hope Henry follows through with us, okay? Okay, Henry, I know I said Wendy's, but here we are to Starbucks. So drink some red tea and some cake pops, okay?

Well, while we drive to Wendy's, okay? No, I think they actually had already gone to Wendy's because when they got that Dragon and some tea. It looked like they already was like a Wendy's I saw some Wendy's packaging on his lap. Oh God. So Bahama Bucks got screwed over in this. Well, at least they got a national shout out. So Well, at least they got a national shout out. So, at least it's like what we're discussing. It's about a parent, Mayor Dadey. It's like you, Fisher. That's a bad pick, I just. So, so now we got, so this is how I,

this is, you know, the things that's really hard to express the melody of the Tripsin monoclechle choir. So, this is what I wrote. Ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ho ho ha, which I believe probably won something like. They did ring in some hose this time, which I really liked. They brought some hose into their music harmony. So here we go with Jenny and Dewey. Who Dewey is dead to me, like I said, but I'll watch his ghost do this scene.

So Spencer, now here's one thing I like about salsa. They don't have the thirsty waiters because you know on every other show they're like, Oh my God, hi, welcome to the oyster place. What can I get you? Can I get you my specials? I'm gonna come to my specials. Calm down, you know, like you're not going to be my specials? I'm gonna come, dude. I'm gonna come down, you know?

Like you're not gonna be on Vanderpump rules because of this order taking, but not Spencer. Spencer's like, uh, hi. Do you, is there, do you want me thing? What can I do? Just tell me what I can do. Please, so I can leave this camera. Please.

I feel like Spencer was doing what's a cold like ACMR or whatever. I think this is like supposed to be a CV ASMR. ASMR. He's like, I am Spencer. I love your server. What can I help you with?

I was like, wow, please don't hurt me. Please, please don't hit me. Oh, so it's the middle of the day. And this is a dirty martini couple. They both ordered some dirty martinis at lunch. Well, Jenny orders a hot water with lemon and a dirty martini, which I thought was an odd pairing. And I know, Ronny, you like to look for signs in things, you know, you like to look for hidden

signs and hidden meetings. Well, there was a literal hidden sign in the scene, which is that they sat down at a table, the shape of a stop sign. So, I mean, if that's a message to Jenny, like literally a warning. Stop, leave this man. So, cheers. So she tells us that they haven't talked much since she left the snow after he suggested they get a sister wife. And she's like, well, I'm annoyed, but we do have an oyster night ritual. So I'm not going to say to know the oysters, right?

So I gain. So before they embark on the scene, we should address the fact that this whole thing that is like going on on on social media about her niece. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Yeah. So her niece basically is like, no, Jenny is a crook and she's a liar and she hasn't, like, she, like, what, she, like, took money from our family or basically she's a grifter like everyone else according to the news. Right, well, she doesn't say their names or anything

but we know that she's talking about Jenny, right? So, she says that they're really bad people and that they, her parents, this girl's parents supported Jenny and Dewey all this time And then Jenny and Dewey sued them to try and get money because they're greedy and selfish Now this girl doesn't say why they sued them what the lawsuit was for there's no receipts in that there are no receipts in this Yeah, tick-tock, but it went viral and it's amazing to watch how people react to stuff because they're like, oh, I knew she was a fucking bitch. I'm like, all the comments are crazy.

Anti-genie, the girl didn't even say what she did. I mean, randomly, randomly sued them for what? What did she see for you? You can't just sue somebody like, I'm greedy. I'm going to sue that person for no reason and try and take all of their money. So I'm not really sure what's happening, but I'm giving Jenny the benefit of the doubt because she's a martini drinker at lunch.

And you know what alcoholics need, support from other alcoholics, and I support your decision. Well, that being said, Jenny did post a very strange thing on Twitter. Well, did you see this? She was in Times Square and like picked up a random child and I was like holding this, this like little boy and she was like, he was frightened by all the noise

so I comforted him. This is like, I love being a mom or something like that. I was like, who is this little boy? That you're taking a picture with on Instagram. She just took someone's kid off the ground and I gotta find it out. I gotta find it out. I gotta find it. I mean I think it's just some kid that like it's a tease. It was literally the strangest thing. I will I will find it over the course of this episode and she's like am I a kind stranger or a process server you little brat I'm suing you for everything you've got because I'm greedy. Yeah, oh, here it is. So I'm going to need more receipts from the Mies. Yeah, I have no idea. Wait, I'm going to send this to you right now because this is, it's just like very odd.

Just like the context of it. Wait, oh, wait, wait, wait. And she said it's with family permission, of course, but like, I'm not sure it was like a family's you knew. I think she was like, can I take a picture with your child? Hold on, hold on, I'm sending. Well, we all know that I've done that as well. Every time we're on a plane, I somehow get sat in between two children. And then by the end of it, I'm like, yeah, let's take pictures. We're best friends. Call me. Okay. Okay, I send it to you. So the

caption is, he was awakened by the loud noise and time square. So glad I was able to console him, love being a mom. And he's just hanging onto her staring up at the side. Like, help, help me please. And there's a bubble gump in the background. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Okay, so she immediately brings up this kid thing. I mean, you just walked off the last scene, just drop it until he brings it up again, but she doesn't. She's like, listen, you know how busy I am with three kids? Do you really want more? And I just wrote, please shut up with this. Because I don't want to hear about it. I don't want it to be a storyline. I just don't want to have to hear about it.

So he just groans and he's like, we're going there. I need more alcohol at noon. Can I have another dirty? And she's like, this is nothing new. And he says, this is nothing new. And she's like, but you really, you, I mean, we talked about it, but you mentioned a shocker. It was unexpected.

And I was very upset. And he goes, I'm sorry that I have said it to you, but when you walked away, I hurt. I hurt. She's like, well, how the fuck am I supposed to react? Like you don't get what you want. So you're going to marry somebody else at the same time that you're married to me. I love that he's hurt by her walking away. How about like, she's hurt from having physical labor.

How about that? So how about she's hurt by you asking for an additional womb to join the family? Exactly. And so she's like crying, you know, and he goes, well, what other solution is there? Get a dog, get a peloton, get like, join a club, like there's other ways, like you don't know, like you have three children

that is more than enough, okay? Like you're good, get a, get a Rumba, okay? Get a Rumba and give it a baby rattle, okay? And that's your new baby. She's like, isn't it illegal to have multiple marriages anyway? And he goes, no, because in 2019, they removed that law. And I would like to thank TLC for making that possible.

And she's like, okay, but it's only removed in Utah. And he goes, yeah, but we live in Utah. So what's the big deal? It says, I guess we're not traveling anytime soon. And so then, Dewey is like, you know, he goes, plegamy's not unique to hear in Utah. I mean, they have it all over the world. I'm like, it doesn't matter if it's all over the world.

She doesn't want it and that's your wife, okay? Like, just you have to drop it. So then he does this whole thing again. I'm like, it's not uncommon in our culture. In Asia, there are many Plegamy families. And then it comes to Jenny saying, well, I know his grandfather had multiple wives and then he goes, goes back to him and he goes,

they make a work, so we can make a work here. And he has this way of doing, like, he sort of does like a light Tom Calicchio, you know what he's then? They make work, they make work here. Yeah. And she's like, okay, so what would you expect from this sister wife?

Okay, now you're entertaining this idea. I don't like this, just, I need would you expect from this sister wife? Okay, now you're entertaining this idea. I don't like this. Just, I need a flat no from you. And he's like, I don't know, sweetheart. I just don't know. And she's like, this is weird. Do I get to at least interview her? I mean, what do I have to call her

and make a schedule of the nights that I get you? And he goes, listen, how do other people do it? That's what we need to discuss. How do other people do it? We'll go off need to discuss. How do other people do it? We'll go off that model. Yeah, and then he says some bullshit stuff here. He goes, well, as a physician, first of all, you're a chiropractor, not a physician. I think those are two different things entirely.

He goes, as a physician, I have patients who are polygamous. As one example, I have one gentleman with five wives and 40 kids, and the kids are phenomenal. The kids go to college. The kids are very well behaved. So I don't see it being anything unusual that we're trying to accomplish. The ultimate goal is to have a big family. It'll be fun. Like, sir, you, first of all, 40 children, that's a lot of,

that's a lot of backs to adjust, sir. Okay. First of all, you better be putting a bunch of ice out on those, on those sidewalks and Utah to get people to fall over Second of all this is ridiculous because we know he's not gonna be the one taking care of all those kids Third of all, I don't want to hear the oh, I've met a I've met a plecus plecumus family and it's great I your wife doesn't want to do it and that's that yeah Your wife doesn't want to do it and that's that. Yeah.

Also, 40 kids, who has 40 kids and wants them to all go to college? I'd be like, kids, today we're not going to learn shit. Here's what we're going to learn today, skills. You're learning plumbing, you're learning electric, and you seem smart. You can learn to code on the computers because none of your asses are going to college. I will tell you that right now. How do you, where do they all live? They cannot live in the same house.

How do you drive some, but you literally have to like your family cars or rollercoaster, okay? Yes, like a rollercoaster off the tracks. What are you talking about? Why is that sound appealing to you? What void is that going to fill by the way? Well listen, this is,

polygamy is like a thin person's goal. Okay, it's like a skinny jeans goal. You do it when you're young. You don't just decide when you're 50, you're gonna start wearing skinny jeans here, okay? You do that when you're a guy. You don't decide in your 50s, like I want 40 kids.

No, that's like what you do when you're 20. And you're like, you know what I wanna try out? Polygamy, then you've got time, you know what you do when you're 20. You're like, you know, what I want to try out, polygamy, then you've got time, you know, but not when you're 50. And also this like assumption that he's like, oh, just going to get a sister wife, as if like you just go to Radio Shack and you just take one off the shelf. Like, like you realize you also have to like have someone fall in love with you and fall in love with the idea of this whole thing and want to be sister wife of Jenny too.

Like he just acts as if it's just the simplest thing in the world. Yeah, so he's like, look, you're my best friend. And so, you know, as I look at this and he's like ringing his hands, it's like my greatest fears. I don't want to lose you. And she's like, yeah, I know you don't want me to feel this way, but you're not putting myself in here. You're not putting yourself in my shoes.

It's not fair. And he's like, but having a big family means a lot to me. And having more children will fulfill the emptiness in my heart. Get a piece of order of pizza. That's what fulfills the emptiness in my heart. Okay. You know, if it fills the emptiness in my heart, triglycerides.

Has he played Zelda? He should play Zelda. That would do a lot. So she's like, maybe you should try therapy. So there's nothing wrong with me. I know what I want. There's nothing wrong. And so then she's like,

I just want 40 children. That's all. There's nothing like, I know what I want. I just want to, like, that's's all I need if I just have 40 children I'll be fixed I'll be fine by the way, do you know how long do you do how it this first talk to Nick Cannon and see how he's enjoying it okay then come back Well, I wouldn't say that because he seems to be enjoying it just fine. I haven't heard him complaining about it Either way and by the way, we should also mention he seemed to really skirt the issue that Jenny brought up about Catholicism. She's like, by the way, we're not even

Mormon. We're Catholic. And I don't think this is like part of the Catholic church. And he's like, oh no, it's fine. It's not the 10 Commandments don't have a problem with it. It's like, do we, your logic is so like it's it's so flawed. You know, it's I mean, and by the way, I mean, Jenny, Jenny basically comes to conclusion that he has really not healed from the trauma of them losing their daughter, which I think is, you know, seems very, very, very fair to say. And well, I would suggest a worse trauma,

get a frying pan and hit him over the head with it. Okay. Give him something new to work, worry about. But yeah, that is a really sad story that they have. And of course, he's broken and hurt by that. Like no one's gonna say, you shouldn't be hurt by that. Of course, he should, but making your wife take on a sister wife isn't the first solution that you should be going to. The first step is to change out that tie.

I hope you saw the tie this week because it's like, it's gonna haunt me forever, his fucking tie and his confessional. Oh, this guy. Oh, that's great. Yeah. Okay, so let's go. So now we get a Ha rest.

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Italia? Okay. Antiques are great. I don't want to eat old things. She probably had How about you take me to Fresca, tell ya, okay? Antiques are great. I don't want to eat old things. She probably ate too much green jello at the Chucarama buffet. You know, the Chucarama, yeah. So Seth, yeah, Seth is being Seth. And Meredith is like, actually,

I think my saying is about or only, the Maver, Seth. He's like, oh, yeah, I love that outfit. I love that outfit. I love that outfit. Oh, God, it's like it's the blend of perfect, like, sheikness and fucking, perfect hotness. Yeah. I need to just like stare at her boobs.

And it's like, by the way, not that at all. She looks like, like, what, part bell hop and part art deco elevator. I'm like, there's nothing here That looks like hot as fuckness So the Italian comes over and he's like I have a special menu you trust me No, I'm just like

You're gonna tell me what you're gonna fucking make What is this place? And then Seth goes any shots in the end From it's like Dude he's making you like a nice tasting menu, one of your shots. And then, because you know shots, it'll make the luck easier to take off. If you know what I mean, wait, yeah.

I married it as being all-core. She's like trying to really sell that she's still in love with this man. She's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. She looks like grossed out by him the entire scene. Because for good reason, yeah. Cause it's also like disgusting. So I want to find out that he's more work on a buy.

I mean, those there was deer valley lots and on their blocks on the back of the valley, which have spectaculare, Veeam, Sav. And he's like, I care about one thing and one thing only. Making me happy. Because no, Mother Nature's cleavage. The view, the view, I want to wake up, and I want to see this. I want to motorbode Mother Nature.

I want to motorboat mother nature. I want to boat. I want to motorboat mother nature. Because I say motherboard. Yeah. Yeah. I want to motorboat mother nature. That's how I want to get out of bed. And she's like, well, something I were able to get through the hard times in our marriage.

Now we're transitioning into peaceful times. And he's like, so what do you want me to do? I can't read your mind or what do you expectations? Because I've been guessing my entire life. And he's like leaning over the table. He's, you know what he's doing? He's doing like Tom Cruise mannerisms, which I've only really seen Tom Cruise do. You know how like when Tom Cruise talks

that in interviews, he'll like lean forward really far at the interview, he like really intensely. And now Seth is doing that too. He's like, I can't read your mind. I've been trying my entire life. She goes, but when Seth does it, he also adds like a glance at your boobs and just exercise there you know. So Meredith is like, wow, I think with all the marriage counseling and like, guys, we've had, I think for us, we're really saved us was learning communication techniques. So for instance, when you wake up with an erection, you go the window and you shake your head on the pain of glass I know now you're just motorboding mother nature which is disgusting but at least I understand it now. Yeah some things are solid but the only thing I don't feel solid about south is that

sometimes I don't have full support there's a lot going on and everyone's going, my, my, my, my, my, you know what I like to see? A bit more than damn, damn, damn. You know what I'd like to see? A bit more boob, boob, boob, boob, boob. Start to say a lot in a row, but you know what I mean, right, kids? You know, Seth and I, we went to a discernment therapist and they are job. Is it a discern if you should stay married or not?

And if you so, then they help you get once you need and that's what we did although before we went to discern in therapist we went to the yellow pages therapist and the yellow pages therapist will look up in the yellow pages and decide which therapist discern in therapist you go to so we did that although before the yellow pages therapist we also went to the post office therapists. That way the yellow pages, therapists knew which mailbox to come find us in. It was a whole process.

We learned our best lesson there and they said, you got a problem? Stamp it out. That makes a lot of sense. I'll take the Elvis head. Thank you. Seth really likes going to the post office, mainly because he gets to lick a lot of stamps.

He really grosses everyone out when he does it. I really, I want to warn people beforehand. You don't want to see him lick a stamp. Can't wait to see this unsealed. What? What? Rechans ascender. What?

Now Meredith, the kids are calling you for support because they don't want to be calling Seth for support. Don't act like it's just some random line that the kids are calling you for support because they don't want to be calling Seth for support. Don't act like it's just some random line that the kids are calling and so an A parent will pick up. It's not like the old days with the line buying in your house. They're calling you on purpose. I don't want to, could you imagine Brooks calling Seth

for advice? Oh my God. Well, dad, like I was gonna get these lulus, but like I'm not sure if they make me look like I have check on lungs or not I really need you to call me back Seth is like have you tried to lick him yet? So here's my advice boobs boobs

Yeah, so basically he's he basically tells her that she's more or less that she's like over and gay And you're just hanging with them and that like she should just be like you guys have to figure it out like she's basically Pop like Harry says it. He goes you need to ask yourself when you're talking to the kids So I really need to be having this conversation right now Don't you have better things to do? Oh God. I don't have that conversation. Brooks, he won't know that there's a frozen vegan option in the back of the display at the deli. You know, the first time Brooks was gonna put Brooks marks all over sweatpants from Tarnaget. He was gonna attach that ribbon with bubblegum south. We have to pick up the phone south. Unfortunately, the one time I decided this was not a conversation I

needed was when I believe Brooks was trying to come out with me and as a result, we never had that conversation. So to this day, I don't know if he's gay or not, but I will celebrate pride with him despite him being of an undetermined status. So she's like, listen, managing the stress is hard. Sometimes I'm gonna need you to jump on a grenade. He's like, I jump on a stress grenade all day for you. Naked, yeah.

It's like, just what you think he's gonna say is something that can't be ruined. jump on a stress grenade all day for you naked yeah. It's like just what do you think he's gonna say something that can't be ruined? Like, hey, I'll jump on a stress grenade all day for you. It's like, okay, that was nice. Naked. You're like, oh man. So then we get some A.D.'s pop Oz, which I really liked.

Is that? Some pretty. Some pretty. So then they go to the beauty lab and there's a lot of Lisa because you guys might remember last year all the ladies who worked at Beauty Lab got pregnant at the exact same time and they all had boys. So now it's a year later and it's time to throw them all the birthday party. Yeah, sounds like truly the worst thing in the world to me, but it's fun for them, I guess.

So Ashley shows up, there's a nacho spread, there's tons of babies, like lots and lots of babies, and then Whitney shows up and she's like, this is better than a puppy place. And then Angie. Angie makes her triumph in return after being gone. She made a huge splash and we didn't see her, but she's back now. And Angie is here in the scene. Yeah, Angie's like, oh, Whitney, you look gorgeous. W. Bush couldn't resist.

Couldn't resist that one. Gorge W. Bush. That's a classic. So tell me everything. You want to do a shot and then Heather comes by and says hi and she's like, Oh, God, look at all these kids. This is real birth control right here. W. Bush. Did it work the same in that one?

That's just the way to do that. Okay, cousin W. Bushish, let's go talk. So then Heather's just like, you know, she's just sort of quelling at the growth of her business. Yeah, she's like, you know, I mean, I was so worried to open this business. I mean, what if we got in over her head to no one came, but turns out no one comes more than this staff just look at all these babies. So then a baby out of nowhere just starts falling and then it cuts to Gen shot opening the door which I thought was funny editing and and basically the women are like when you're telling the woman about what happened Lisa at the restaurant she's like I was at

Aubrey and Marcos restaurant and the first thing out of Aubrey has to go again. Aubrey's mouth, she says, isn't it weird that Angie's lying and trying to pin this on me and I go, stop right there. This is fucking fake. I go, who coached you and then Lisa coached you and it was good, I did it, I did it. Yeah, she said that Angie is lying and she's like, wait, she said lying?

Lying? They were so many things you can accuse me of, but not lying. She's like, she says people are covering their own asses at my expense. W. Bush. No, I guess really only worked in one specific instance. Okay.

So Angie put a post up on her Instagram stories. And I'm getting this off the Bravo Super fans account. So thanks. A lot of great supplemental information on this episode. Yeah, a lot of social memes stuff. I have another one coming up soon also. Well, this needs to be a five hour recap of a fairly boring episode of Salt Lake City requires 10 hours of social media posts.

It's easy to use. I thought it was a great episode. Okay, well, you know what? We're glad to have different thoughts. Okay. So, how would you feel if this is what she wrote? The caterers pulled out within hours of me talking to Lisa. A fact!

I tried to call and text them after they pulled out, they didn't respond. A fact! They had sent me a menu called Casino Night Angie. A fact! They had agreed on a price of $70 a person. A fact! I called someone we've worked with for a previous family party who happens to be their brother and runs his own catering company.

A fact! Good job! And they claimed they arranged it. False. That was false. So their brother called the caterers to make sure they were okay with him taking the job and they said yes thankfully. A fact!

He delivered an exceptional experience for our guests. A fact! He delivered an exceptional experience for our guests. Oh, fuck! Then they publicly called me a liar on social media and in the press and won't respond to me when asking how I lied. Fuck! According to the text message I received, they didn't... They pulled out because Lisa and Jen's assistant called and wanted them to feature the restaurant and this is just not the event for them. Then they say it was because it was for free. A false they agreed on prize.

They also, I mean, this is like, this, there's like another page of this, but she lists like fact, fact false false, fact, fact false, false fact. W. Bush. So, um, so I guess the that clear,, but I'm not I still know there's nothing up. It clears nothing up. Basically, she's still not saying, you know, no one's just saying what happened, which is production said, we're not shouting out your business at this thing. You're already shooting at your restaurant. So just stick with that.

Yeah, I mean, this is, I mean, I love this scandal. This is one of my favorite scandals of the year. It's just, there's just something so low stakes about it that, like, it's perfect for me. It's like everything that I want. Like, who, why did the caters cancel? Like, the scandal, that will, that will, that will plague us all for time in memorial, in memorial, in memorial, whatever. Commu-sh-s-s. Here comes one right now. So Whitney's like,

Well, she set up a track for me, but I figured it out, and I took control. And Jenna surprised because she doesn't think this is Lisa's style or vibe. And you know, Jen's a great character witness. So Whitney is like, you know what? Lisa and I still agreed to move on. And Angie's like, bud, will she move on with me? And Whitney, she's sort of like a light Meredith, right? Because if Mara and I feel like,

this Angie is like this, right right she's like a cross between Meredith and Lisa because she's got a little of this but she's also got a little of this I'm not really sure he got so she's like is she moving on with me and she's like no she's not gonna move on with you and Whitney says however she is coming snow tubing on Monday. Did everybody get my calls? Yes, Whitney. So I try again, bring Whitney. I'm sitting right here. Jen, this is Whitney.

Would you like to come snow tubing on Wednesday at Solter's Hollow? And it is like, well, I've reached out, I've reached out to Lisa. I said, I love you. I've known her since I was a child. Since I was a young child of 33. And this just breaks my heart. And there's like, what Angie doesn't realize? Is that ship has sailed?

And she's never getting back on the SS Lisa. Stand up. Let us fluff our oras. I'm going to fluff our oras. Ha ha, fluff oras. So she just starts doing that hand circular waving thing that she was doing at the restaurant to fluff oras. Yeah, it's like she actually wants to smell her own fart

or something. And then Angie just falls over. She just, and she just flops over. And I was like, okay Angie, you've made it. You have now fallen over on the real housewives Give this kind of snowflake. So fucking wasted that you're falling down at a one-year-old birthday party But I love I love someone like Angie who doesn't show any signs of being wasted until she falls over out of nowhere Like I thought she was just like normal. She's just like, I have an issue

and I haven't heard back from Lisa. And I told her I love it and she's lying and boom. I'm like, wait a second, she didn't sound drunk at all. Yeah, she just got, because I kept showing her doing shots and when he's like, I don't want any fireball, thank you Angie. It's about the end, Angie's just like,

oh, boom. So then we get our next iteration of A, which is the queen bohemian rap city. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A some reason and they're waiting for everybody to get on the bus that Mary has got. So they start gathering and Angie's passing on the mimosas today. She got a little drunk at the birthday party. Yeah, I see that she actually, after she fell over, she actually went into the bathroom and had there was like, girl, just puke it up, just puke it up. So she just pukes.

So then the party bus arrives and Mary's in the party bus, and she's like, she's like blinking, and she's like, when you picked an event for all the ladies, and it was two hours away, that's 60 minutes twice, that's 30 minutes, four times, okay? That's 15 minutes, eight times, okay? And I want to be comfortable. So for me, that was meant story to get transportation for us.

So they cheer us and start having drinks and they go to pick up Lisa and Jen some play sales. And Lisa's like, Whitney, Whitney and fathered Anja, which is kind of annoying, but to me, she's invisible. I forget, I forgot. Sometimes, it means I forget, yo. And then they show Angie literally disappearing

from the loosing, and they just fade her out. They left over to Angie. And then Whitney show Angie literally disappearing from the scene and they just theater out. They left over to Angie. And the witness is like, Thanks everybody for coming. I would like you to meet my friend, Connie Whitney. She has the same hair as me. So who has been tubing before? I was like, wait a second.

Can we ride really wine to Connie? Because this is you. This is just you. It's like Whitneyplicity. It's just every Whitney's dumber than the Whitney before it. But there's like 37 copies. Didn't we see Connie last season on like that, that one episode where they had the big fight

about the thumbs up emojis? I felt like Connie was there, but again, a lot of the women looked the same. So here's on Whitney's Instagram this week, she posted a video of her and Connie walking out her front door in like slow mo and they're both wearing leather jackets and Whitney has like very intense tassel fringe on her jeans and they walk really slowly

and they get into like these matte black sports cars and then they drive off. And I was like, what was that? It was like, I was expecting them to like be promoting a sports car brand or like maybe some gene thing, but it was just them being like, we are hot and have the same hair and the same, but we're the same and we walk slow and we get into cars. What is happening in Salt Lake City? We like mom hair and powder coats.

Thank you for coming to our insta-bait. So at least you hear my, do you hear my char-creaking? I'm like, I sound like I'm in my, like, steerage on an old-timey ship. Do you hear this? A little, yeah. Sorry everyone. For all the distracting noises.

I wouldn't have even known it. So Lisa's like, I'm gonna get sick. Okay, who wants Shumps? For some glad we found yet another word to say champagne on these shows. And Heather's like, I'll take it. And when somebody says, I'll just have some sparkling water and Heather goes, be careful, because it'll freeze your ovaries.

Remember Mary? Remember Mary's like, I said, Hardens, over time, get it right. Hard freeze your ovaries remember Mary a member's Mary's like um, I said hardens over time Get it right hardens your ovaries at least it goes Mary I need to google that is that real baby gorgeous. Is that real? She's like everything I say is real everything I say You got it Google it you got a Google it Yeah, she's like do that. Please don't do that to me I was being fun I was being really fun I was like Google Google's fun I was being fun just please don't

talk to me like I'm dumb if I say something it's facts it's facts okay and then I constantly say going marry you're not an M day okay I'm gonna go go on She goes okay, okay, you know what we got a truce we got a truce she said she said I was like it's Lisa using black scent here What's what's she doing and then she started kind of like waving her finger at Mary and Mary's like wow You really got mad at you. She's like no, I don't she goes oh you're doing this to me with your hands don't do that to me Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me. And by the way, I think if Lisa tried to do Blacksend, we would definitely, we would definitely know because it would probably be so strange. But that's the thing.

It did because she goes, done, we got to, to lose, like, it was weird. It was weird in my mind. I heard she said, but either way, I can, either way, Mary, Mary was like, you know, she was, Mary was just not having her whatsoever. And Heather was like, hot damn, Mary's coming for Lisa out of left field. Never saw coming, but her man's thrilled.

And Mary's like, uh, I don't deal with little girls like you. You're silly. She's like, I don't even understand what's happening. And Mary tells us it triggered me when Lisa said she needs to Google what I say. I mean, I Google what she says because most of the time she's lying. Oh, did I just say that? Oh. And then, and so the Mary is like, I don't even tell her what the, what the, what the God, you.

So then, so now it's like all tense and they show up at this very sad tubing place Tell her what that, tell her what, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that was that, Mara? I don't like, you know what? The way you were speaking, I don't love the hot. I don't like, you don't like how, I don't love that, Mara. And Mary's like, she says, I don't like how you speak, it's the meaning, and you're like, you're my friend or you're not my friend. At least I was like, are you my friend? She's what I thought I was. She's okay, then we're good, Mara, we're good. But don't talk to me, like I'm gonna meet you. Know that, I know that. God, this show and it's using lines from every other housewives show. And she's like, oh geez, know that, know that.

So Lisa's like, hey, hey, listen, I was just saying, don't be little me, because you keep talking about Googling things. What? Is it because I'm black? And she's like, this this is ridiculous come on Mary Mary I am so sorry from now on I'll use bang. I'll use Yahoo I will not use Google okay, and if you come at me again like that, they're working on another Conversation because that's not okay. It's one side it okay, but we're just and then Mary goes come you're very sensitive

I mean very sensitive you need to toughen up, sweetie. What are you talking about? You're the one who just got all mad that someone used to Google. You're the one who got mad that someone wants to Google. You're a crazy idea that perier could harden your ovaries. This is great. This comes off to me. It's like, hey, I'm finally invited to a group event.

I'm going to just start a fight. Yeah. I'm going to keep my snowflake and start a fight. So Jenny's like, oh my god, speaking of, Jenny's like, oh my god, can we just shut the fuck up and have some fun so we can't, let's just go. And so now she's yelling. And Mary is like, do not even use that word with me.

You know what, sweetheart? Clean your language up. Is she serious? Is she serious? And Jenny's like, I don't need all this shit. Today is not a good day for me. Okay. And then Jenny marches away and then she stops short and she's sort of like, looks back and then looks forward again. It was like very much like Corio, like, boom, boom. So she gives this look and then Mary is like, are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I'm serious.

It's like, well, you shouldn't talk like that. She was, well this is how it's all. You don't like it. You don't have to listen. Mary, it's not a good day for me. So don't start. And Mary is just like, oh, okay. Root.

I'm like, what? Excuse me. And before I was like, come on you guys. You're not even fighting about anything. Let's just go find something we all to fight about for Christ's sake. And Mary is like, well, I don't understand what's going on with her.

I mean, she's the one using curse words. Yeah. And she's and Jenny. She's like, it's just basically like, she's like, I don't care what you think Mary. So just keep your mouth shut. She's like, she shuts down Mary. I mean, it was it was pretty intense.

And she's like, no one tells me what to do. You're not my mom. And then she tells us she's stressed out because of everything she went through her husband. And she's just yelling, no one better fuck with me today. So now they're just gonna walk their tubes up for this really long tubing scene. So then they do it.

And they're like posing on the elevator, slidey hill thing, whatever, to think that there are tubes up on. And Mary's so pissed. She's like, Whitney, this is not fun. I mean, climbing a mountain, when she comes, climbing up a mountain, when she comes, when she comes, not fun. Not fun. Yeah, she's like, this is like my third mountain, like, I didn't get to do dress up. And now I'm pulling something big tire. It's probably my same weight. So she's like, Mary goes down the hill once and I was like, I am done.

I'm not doing this again, which is crazy because I mean, it did look really fun. Despite the good set slope. When he goes, is she didn't know what snow tubing was? Maybe she should have Googled it. Like, kind of looks at us like waiting for a pause. And she got it for me. I like that.

So then, yeah, Mary sits it out and Whitney and Angie, they're gonna do some wacky costumes today. So they go put on like big costumes or something. Exactly. And then Heather checks in with Mary and Mary to see what's going on with her. And Mary's just like, I just need to stay in the good lane and everything. And then while they're talking, you know, when they're talking Whitney and Angie come out in their costumes and like, attack

Heather and Mary and like the women don't care. I tell you like, what are you doing? Yeah, it's like this is dumb. And Mary says, you know, I'm just staying in a good lane because you have to stay in a good lane because that keeps you having a bowel movement every morning, you know? You know when you're constipated, like you gotta stick up your, eh eh eh. It keeps you going.

Okay, advice for Mary, we need to compile all of this shit that Mary says. And Heather goes, Whitney, it's my dream to be ravaged by a Sasquatch. So I'm like, is this an Abroadic dream or what? So then there's a big race and Mary's gonna be the referee. And so they do it. They split into teams.

They split into teams of four. And there's like one team that's like Meredith and Lisa. And I forget who the third person is, but someone, and Lisa is like, Jen! Jen! Come be part of our team! Be part of our team, Jen! Come on Jen! But Jen doesn't want to join the team, and Lisa gets offended. She's like, Okay, okay, this is like, not the Lisa Barlow Fan Club. I'm with today. Like, Jampa puts to be my friend, and what a good friend she has to me. But then like, no one has my back on the bus and now this not she doesn't want to be on my tubing team like okay

I see you. I see you and guess what I Love that I love that. Hey gorgeous. Hey, baby gorgeous. I see you So then they put up these titles on the screen because Heather saying Everybody got tits first go tits first because that'll have a weight metal pull us faster. So they're like tits out. So silicone championship. So they race and Heather's just yelling, tits out, go tits. And Connie's team wins and wow, I can't believe you elevated Connie to team captain. Yeah, Connie, Connie won. Because Connie's focused, you know, Connie really doesn't care about causing drama.

Connie just cares about winning this tubing thing. Connie really wants to like create some separation between her and Wendy. She wants to make herself distinct and by, by being a tubing champion, she that's, that's a step forward in that direction. So they go eat lunch at the lodge. And the losers have to wear wigs now.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. At least as far as wigs on Bravo go because that's, it's really becoming one of the most tired things or like getting into wigs. At least this was actually pretty painless. It was a pretty quick thing and they didn't even bother putting them on while they just kind of like flop them onto their head and were like, okay fine, let's sit down and eat. So then they all get a bunch of sad chicken salad wraps and salads and Mary is just not having any of this.

She is pissed off and Lisa is like, Mara, are you eating? Do you want me to use bang to like up some good alternatives for you to eat? What do you think Mara? And Mara is like, I will. Don't worry about me. I will. Jen's you, what do you think, Mar? And Marius, like I will, don't worry about me. I will. And Jen's like, did you guys talk it out? And he says, yeah, well, I mean, Mary, yeah, we talked about it a little bit.

And Mary just goes, I mean, you good? Yeah, I mean, I was a little taken aback. Well, I thought it was just a misunderstanding, so. Yeah, but like Googling, I mean, nobody's gonna say Googling, I know that much. Listen, I just don't wanna have the assumption with anybody here that like, you guys like always think they're right to me.

Okay, that's what, you guys always think they're right to have me, like my intentions. I feel like we're good, do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm Marigas. We are good. And then Angie goes, well, Lisa, I've tried to reach out and I understand our relationship won't be the same But I would like to let it go and move on for the sake of our own wellness

And Lisa goes well, that's your saying sorry. I don't think there's anything got to say Have you seen my point of view at all? Have you did you you hear my jokes where you add W-Bush to things? And sometimes it works out, especially if you say Gorge. Well, I think you thought, if it's something you missed on top of it, but not by something I did. So, I'm not gonna bear it myself up. I'm being curious of something I did, I did.

Okay, and a friend of 20 years doesn't do that by gorgeous. Okay, I'm the star. I'm done. Love that. love the end of the story. Okay, but I still get to tell you, oh, no, I'm sorry, you're feeling so bad, but I didn't do anything. But she didn't do anything to you, either. She is just asking you about it. You know what, but now I was devastated about it, but now, so I feel like she did do something

to me because my feelings for a devastated star. Well, she felt like you did do something to me because my feelings for Dava's style Well, she felt like you did something too You know what, don't bring yourself onto us We are clean slate, 2022 hot, you would hire God Duk her backwards I am not going backwards, I am just saying that when you say one thing and do another it breaks trust Well, I'm not into this like parallel fucking bullshit Cause that's what it is and all I wanna just pay fucking day And not have everyone question who's, who I am, who I am, who I am, who I am, who I do, what I say, what I like to eat

Oh my god, I won't do so much, I can't even say the word giggle without someone jumping on me Get off my fucking box I can't even say the word girl without someone jumping on me get out my pocket BAAAAK! You know how doesn't judge me Henry gotta love baby gorgeous You know doesn't judge me Chillin' in a tiny cardboard container from when this guy that says that you know doesn't judge my Bahama box, okay? They're done, okay? Baby gorgeous so Lisa says I don't know what's more hotfall that Anji is going on and on with this or that my two

friends, Jon and Marath are dead silent. And Heather's like okay so let's be clear you did not do it. No I did not it's an assault on my count so you didn't say pull out of the event. Why would I do that? Why would I do that? Why would I do that? For leverage. Leverage. Leverage for what?

I don't even watch that show. Okay, I don't work like that, Hava. And then Lisa Pivitz did this amazing sob story. My grandfather was gay. Okay, and that's a big deal to me. To have someone accuse me of sabotage her Southern That's the parts of community that I love and I saw for his hand how difficult it is to navigate my gay grandpa Okay, okay, okay, and Angie has been like a little sister for me a straight little sister

I'm supposed to get grandpa and you know what I'm sorry. I hate crying. I hate crying over gay grandpa So Angie comes over and her killbill seat and like gives her a hug I'm so yeah, I'm just honest. That's like and I'm sorry that I hurt you And so Whitney tells us if I ever need to interrogate someone I would bring Lisa in because she talks and talks and talks until you are at the point where you're like Nazium where you're like I will do what I have to do to get her to stop talking, mail it, okay, cut and print. So the Jenny is like, Mary, are we good?

And she's like, Mary's like, sure. And Heather goes, yeah, what made you guys have a scuffle? And Jenny says, you know, I'm very open, I say what I think, And I don't like telling, I don't like people telling me, oh, you can't do that. You can't do this. You're not my mom. You know, I grew up being Asian and being people picking on me. And therefore, I'm not going to go there. It just triggered me. And when you said, you can't say this, you can't say that, you know, what I'm saying. And like, why would you like, like, why are you telling me what to say? Like, and what not to say? And Mary goes, good for you. Good for you. Yeah, because she's

not even looking at Mary. She's just telling all this to Heather. And so Heather's Mary's at the other end of the table, right? So she's like, Jenny is yelling her piece. And like, no one tells her what to do, but she's looking the other way. She's talking to the sky. She's talking to the birds. She's talking to the birds. Like if she's talking to me, which I know she was, you might want to look at me. And so Jenny keeps on. She's like, I mean, you don't know me. Don't attack me. Period. But she's still telling Heather. And so Mary's just like, well, we hear you. God. Yeah. I mean, Jenny reveals that it actually is the day that day is actually her

daughter's death anniversary And so that's why she's like very sensitive and triggered and she's like don't attack me because I will attack back And then Mary just like smirks. I'm like Mary. Okay. I get it is frustrating that she's not looking at you But if their daughter's death anniversary and you're you're supposed to be a spiritual leader and you're smirking at this I don't know not a great look. Yeah. And so Jenny's sobbing now. And um, Jen says that she knows what she's going through because she's also had multiple miscarriages and her and coach wanted to have a basketball squad and she gets it. And Jenny's like, I mean, I just, I know you guys feel it because you guys are all moms. And Lisa's like, you know,

I can imagine the pain that she's feeling, but not why she's sharing it with that script. I mean, they're all self-ass badgers. They all care about themselves. They didn't even cry when I told the story of a micro-ant father, who's gay? I know a gay person. So then Jenny says she's moving on, and she's an adult, and they all basically do shots, and they're all just sort of like bearing the hatchet doing shots But Mary the episode ends with marriage a still scowling way Yeah, she's pissed off don't don't don't and that brings us to the end of salt like a city Join us tonight for take a seat 7 p.m. Pacific and 10 p.m. Eastern over on the green room at by Spotify

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