Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-anticipated, instantly iconic downfall of Jen Shah. We know that everyone's going to only talk about the Feds and Homeland Security swarming Heather's party bus outside Beauty Lab + Laser, but let's not forget the incredible spat between Whitney and Mary about carpool and phone calls. Everything in this episode was perfection. What did you think?Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and talk about, I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today, not in handcuffs, and someone who's certainly not a little girl. It's Ronnie Carrom, hi Ronnie. Well, hello, Ben. Big girl here. Big girl. Big girl.

Oh, hello. Big non-criminal girl alert. You are in the highest level of heaven to me, Ronnie. That's what I am. Oh, thank you. You were not out of darkness, okay? Keep me in the highest level of heaven to me, Ronnie. That's what I was saying. You're not outer darkness, okay? Keep me in the outer banks. Keep me out of that outer banks. You're not outer darkness.

You're inner darkness, which is what I am also, which is that it's kept inside. Inner darkness, outer cookies, that's what I always say. Oh my God, we have, this is one of those days. This is one of those days where I love what we do. Like I'm so, so excited to talk Salt Lake City right now. It's actually very special episode. Yeah, this is a very special episode.

And so we're doing this on a Sunday night. So God knows what you're going to get. You know what I have inside of me? Fried things. Okay, that's all fried things and like my third, my third like big, goapsized copy of that. So I've got big goal in me and I've got, I have, I have big one eggs in me.

It's not, not as funny. It's like not as fun of a joke. Like, oh yeah, you got fried things. I got big one egg. But, okay, so we're gonna be recapping Salt Lake City. It was a big episode, although apparently according to Andy Cohen, next week is supposed to be even bigger and better.

But before we dive into that, just a quick reminder, first of all, tomorrow night, whatever we don't get to on this show, you know we're gonna talk about on Take a Seat. If you're listening to this on Monday, it's gonna be tonight. Monday night, take a seat is gonna be it's on every week at 10 o'clock on the east coast, 7 o'clock on the west coast. That's on the Spotify Green Room app. Just just Google it and you can find it. It's a free, it's a whole thing is free. Follow at Ben Mantleker, follow at Ron and Karim. You'll be notified when we go live. If you have a Spotify account, even easier for you, but you don't have to have one. And we're going to talk. We're going to probably talk about this and who knows what else, but for sure we're talking

about this. And you guys get to talk to you, which is cool. And of course, the other thing that we have to promote is what we don't have to, but that we get to promote is that we are going on tour next year. We've been talking a lot about the fact that our very first show back is going to be our 10 year birthday show and also the Golden Crappies. And also the first time the Golden Crappies have been in New York City. The reason why I'm mentioning it right now is because the theater I think is about 75

to 80% sold out. I just looked at the map. There's really not a lot of tickets left. So if that's something that you're considering going to, definitely get your ticket. I'm not trying to like hype it or anything. I'm just trying to let you know, like if you're on the fence, you should really accent because they may sell it. It may sell out. It probably will sell out. So go to watchcraftpiss.com to get tickets. That's everything guys. I'm so, I'm so amped, Ronnie, right now. I'm like, I can't really talk about this. I mean, wow, that was an exciting opening of announcements.

You were very into it. I'm very excited as well. And you know, this is my favorite kind of episode because something, you know, the arrest and everything happens, it's like the big arrest episode. But that's really not why the episode is big, because that doesn't happen until the end. It's just a really long episode full of absolute ridiculous that only this show is delivering right now because it's so fake in the way that it's like

a community theater version of the Housewives, which we've said a lot, but they're really trying to do all these Housewives things and have all these fights and it's obviously planned and scripted, but it's just so hilarious. It's still so hilarious. Listen, I love Community Theater too.

Okay, Community Theater scripted. It has brought me to you, my little dollings. You know what, this episode was so great and the last 10 or 15 minutes with a Gen Shock getting arrested was absolutely amazing, but I think it's really important that people don't overlook the fact that like everything before that was amazing.

It was like an amazing episode on its own. And I'm actually a little concerned that we're not going to pay attention to the craziness beforehand. I mean, leading up to Gen Shaw being arrested, you had like a fight that like climaxed with, you know, like, oh, well, you got to be careful of Mary because people think she's got the will of God on her. And you got to be careful about that. It's like, what?

How was this an episode? And then Jen Shaw gets arrested. And then like, her getting arrested was like, it was so exciting because we knew what was going to happen. But we knew that like, the women in that band didn't know yet. So watching them just sort of like chatter, have this like idle chatter, while like SWAT teams are surrounding them.

And they're like, okay, well, you know, I've got some snacks, want some snacks? I got some, no, I don't need any snacks. That's okay. And there's like Homeland Security at the windows. It's like, oh my God, we did not deserve this. Oh my God, and the people escaping Mormonism. I mean, every story like today is something

you just don't see on the other shows, you know? And so I love it. I think it's really fun. Let's, oh, also we have to make an announcement now. I was hoping you would do this because you usually, love the dead. You usually like to marinate the dead people. Oh, well, I was gonna wait Ronnie.

I was gonna wait until it came up, but no, let's get it out of the way. I like to marinate the dead people. Oh, well, I was gonna wait Ronnie. I was gonna wait till it came up, but no, let's get it out of the way I like to I like to give my respects to those who have passed in the Bravo community. That's all I love to start So you love to start a show and a really fun upbeat way and then go wait wait wait. I forgot something guys I just been a death jickey has died I do love a hairpin turn like that it's so dramatic okay Ron tell us so last week we were going off on this Cameron guy we're not going off on him but going off about him in the show the guy who came to the event and kind of tabletales but not really on Mary.

And I was yelling, you're a terrible housewife. You can't come in here with half your information. And I felt really bad because then of course we stopped recording. And the first thing I see on Twitter is, oh my God, you guys, did you see that that guy camera ran past away? I was like, great. Well, I just called him a shitty housewife. I know.

That was great about that. I'll be along people like by the way Did you hear that Cameron died? Hey that guy you made fun of you hear that he died. He died not so long after sorry Cameron Yeah, I don't know how he died one person said it was brain cancer some people say oh, we don't know I don't know, but he he did pass away so yeah kind of mysterious actually because the stories are saying that it wasn't announced what he passed from, but yeah, different rumors. So anyway, RIP, but he's sorry about that. Yeah, maybe he, well, either way, very sad, very sad. And that's today's episode, guys.

Thanks so much for listening. Yeah. See, that's what happened. I can bring it back. I cook it. Yeah. Well, thanks. No, no. I appreciated you being like the death announcer this time.

I don't like being the Grim Reaper every single time. You know, like, and then you make me feel bad about it every time. You always go, Ben. So now I can, now you know how it feels, Rodney. But you feel like there's something. I even had been talking about it at Funeral's. My papa died last year and we were at his funeral and my sister's like, what do you eat a cocktail party? Because I'm like, oh, hi everybody.

Like I just don't I have a thing about it because once I start getting sad, then it's just all morose. Yeah, for then it's just the rest of the week. Burn it up Peters for the rest of the evening, right? Yes. Not it a day goes my Almost patty the poem singing a Bernadette Peter song Anyway, let's get into it. Okay, so Like what happened to me Careful the words you say Ronnie will listen

So um, okay, so previously on the real housewives of Salt Lake City stuff happened the reason why I mention this is because I've realized that I love the Salt Lake City previously music. Did you know have you picked up on their Salt the previously music? There's like a nice little bop that they play like not when they're being dramatic but just like when Gen Shaw is shopping it's like dude dude dude, dude, dude, dude, it's I'm really into it. So first of all, thank you Salt Lake City for giving me another tune. As long as you've taken away my, I'm glad you replaced it with a new song. I actually have a soundtrack that I'm making for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I love

the music so much. You want to hear some? Yeah. I Couldn't tell if you were saying live or if you'd already recorded your voice, but it's not a nice No, I did not record my voice. Okay. I'm not getting that sad where I'm just sitting here recording my own covers Ron is like Ron is like I was like oh my god. So like to use like community theater. Anyway, let me sing along to this music I recorded off the TV. Hey, I admitted I am Community Theater, okay? I love it, but by the way, those, I actually also noted in my mind that when those,

when those songs play, I was like, the music on this show is so good. It's so good. Yeah, I sing the song to it every time. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, stuff and stuff. It's so good. Oh, you just wait. There's more. So, please, so I will send song to you every time. Stop instill. It's so good. Oh, you just wait.

There's Moa. So, Prius will send Jesus after you. That's my first note. Jesus has been his son. If you will. And also previously, Jen Sha, they have this quote from Jen Sha, I'm so tired of trusting people

and being screwed over. Which is hilarious given what she's arrested for and what she's done to people. Yeah, no kidding. Imagine how all the 80-year-olds feel out there who think that they're the next ebay. Yes, hold. Oh, yeah. So then the show opens up and I wrote down mournful haze, because it's like Jen playing basketball with Omar and the music's like, it's like the music's like sad for Omar.

Like we're sorry Omar that you have to spend your afternoon with your mom right now. The director of this show is like, listen, Trixie, here's what I need. I need some possibly emotional abuse Oz. All right, can you just do that? Go in there, feel emotionally abused and left by your mother and give me those Oz.

She's like, God damn it. I'm a bitch. I'm so scared in. Oh! And then, Jent, so they're playing basketball and Jent's like, you know, you know, Mommy was on the basketball team in seventh grade and eighth grade and ninth grade and then she throws like, not even an air ball. It's like literally she's playing a different game.

I'm like, wow, you really do lie all the time, Jent. You've never been playing,'ve never been played basketball before. And I really did feel so sorry for the son because he just seems to both dislike her and also be terrified of her, which you know is similar to the audience, I guess. But she's like, you know, I was on the basketball team, right? And he's like, yes.

In seventh, eighth, and ninth. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Um, and I just felt bad for him. She's like, oh my god, it's through thatth and 9th. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. And I just felt bad for him. She's like, oh my God, it's through that ball and broken nail. It's like a sh- Mwah.

So then we go over to Whitney and Justin's house. Hey, baby, don't you think it's time to move the pole from the middle of the living room? He's like, where would we move it? Back to the bedroom. Well, this seems like this is the focus. This is the point of focus for everyone in the house having in here, including our kids, which is probably the problem.

Is it though? You're basically teaching your kids to have a damn job. And I would say in 2021, that's doing a pretty damn fine job as a parent, sir. So then he jumps on the pole, which nobody needs, and they spin down, they're getting to rock music, they're getting like, yeah, winning me, me, me, me, me, which I guess Trixie was on break for, because there are no odds in it. Yeah, and he's like, that might be the first time I've been on the pole, so, but she's like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

It was, I don't know how to really describe visually what was going on in this moment. The two of them, like, dual polling together, it was just sort of like, if you dipped your Q-tip in a honey jar and then it was like pulled it out, I don't know, kind of like slow and viscous and twirling and I don't know, but it was, I just feel like this whole stripper poll thing, they've really

been trying to sell it to the point where they've moved it into their living room and now they've realized it's just really not going to take off as a personality trait. It's time to move it somewhere else. Yeah. Well, hey, listen, baby sweet heart, gorgeous heart, baby, Kate, Chris Botaka, I ain't job. Come here. Come here in my little Gordita.

What gave me your playing? Hey, Henry, what gave you playing, Henry? Henry, what are you playing? He's like, uh, whatever it is, you're about to run it, mom. Okay, I want to play it. So Henry's playing like Oculus or some sort of VR thing. So Lisa bits it on. Which I really could have watched this the whole hour,

just Lisa doing virtual reality. She's like, oh, oh my God. I love that. I love that too. Oh, no, zombies. I love that zombie. Hi, zombie. Hi, zombie.

Hi, zombies. Hey, Meredith, come talk to the zombie. Hi, some random non-information that I know that thing about. Give it a try. When I throw an event, all the zombies come to it. That's just how it is. High zombies, I'm not gonna kill you. Well, cracked me up as he's in this VR headset

and he says, I'm a monkey. And she's, let me try. So she puts it on and immediately starts flapping her arms like a bird. Wait, what the hell? I love the monkey. I have the perfect pairing with up and down. Feel the ticker monkey. Come back, monkey.

Come back. Maybe it's Wizard of Oz. Well, I'm melting. I'm melting. This is like the party of a Wendy's Jr. Much harder than it looks. Okay. This is like the party of a Wendy's Jr. Much harder than it looks, okay? This is like a workout, Henry. Also, I have to talk about this.

No one cares about me, I'm sure. But I think Lisa Barlow is lying about never exercising, which is the weirdest lie ever, right? Like who lies about that? Who's like, I hate exercise, because she's wearing a crop top and she has full on abs. And you don't just get those, you know? I mean, that's like, I don't care what anybody says.

Like, I love that really, really intense hot take. Of course she's lying about it, Ronnie, of course. Of course she's, she really, of course she's working out. What the, I thought that everybody believed it because I see people online like, oh my god, how does she look like that, not work? But then who lies about it, just so they can say

their effortless? I think so, I think there's, I mean, maybe she's just naturally skinny, she could be, but gosh, I don't know how you eat all that fast food, unless she only has like one meal a day. No, I think she just a lot of your shader. I mean, I didn't mean to shade your hot dick, I really just shade it, I'm sorry.

No, it's totally okay because it's confusing and it causes emotions. I get it. Because I looked at it and I was like, why would somebody lie about not working out when they clearly have abs? Like you don't just roll out of bed and get abs. I mean, this is a woman who potentially could have lied

about catering. So like, you never know. You never know with these bars, which is why. It's one small step of her. Tone of them. Tone of them. I mean, the lies on this show are so great because they really cover the whole range. of these. Which is why it's one small step for catering to lying about working out. I mean, the lies on this show are so great because they really cover the whole range, like lying about working out, lying about catering, lying about having being part of a federal case across

many states involving fraud, lying about having occult. You know, like really everything is covered here. Yeah. So then we got a Mary's and she's putting on some crazy purple scarf that matches her crazy purple hat and she's like really, well, it's good for a phone call. I'm gonna call Whitney and I'm gonna make it short. I know you're gonna pick it up, Whitney. I mean, I know you're gonna pick it up, Whitney. I know you're gonna pick it up with me. I mean, I know you're gonna pick it up with me. I know you're gonna pick it up with me. Mary has decided to become the chair. And do you know what I mean?

I say the chair. I'm talking about the chair and everyone's bedroom that clothes just wind up on. Like that's what she's just doing to herself. She's like, why put stuff on the chair? But you can be the chair. And she's just like stacking purple things on her head and on her shoulders.

And what's funny here is just putting his foot on her forehead to tie his shoes. She's like, wait, you're going. He just throws a pair of underwear on their head. So she calls Whitney. Now I thought at this point in the episode, this was just like a funny comic bit because she's trying to call Whitney and when he's not answering,

and she's trying to call him when he's not answering, I did not realize this was actually going to become a pivotal plot point for the next hour. Oh, it's gonna ruin their friendship forever. This one plot line, which is so funny. So she's calling everybody to invite them to Italian, oh, cooking class. Cooking class.

It was really weird. The only what? The only cuisine in Salt Lake Italian. Truly, yeah, that's all they eat here. And everybody's a fake Italian. I'm not believing one of these fucking Italians with their, hello! And welcome to Veneto's Cooking Class!

And I swear this chef has been on the past two episodes in different restaurants. I swear to God and I was too lazy to look it up. But like even they even recognized him when they walked in like, oh hi, Giuseppe, I was like this guy, forget about Aubrey and Mark. Giuseppe is the one, Marco. Giuseppe is the one you Marco Giuseppe is the one he got to keep an eye out for.

That's when you need to make side plots with, okay? Nobody cares about Aubrey and Marco in his South Park seat. Aubrey was not delicate with her role. She failed her test, okay? But Giuseppe is up to it. She failed. She really did. She's like, hi everybody.

Welcome. I hope you like your fish tacos. I cannot believe what that lady is doing to you. It's horrible. I mean, how could she do this to you when you're so busy not working out? So Mary is saying she's telling Meredith, I'm going to send you invitations,

and you're going to have different styles of Italian street fashion. And I want you to present yourself in that so you can You can come in in that. I'm Meredith. It's just in bad like And she tells us you know I'm not really sure what you're String And Mary says that she chose it because most of the time Italian street wear is simple and chic and most of the time with these girls

Yeah, she goes for some reason they think that they're bringing it and I'm bringing it not for me And then we see like Whitney with those jeans that had like the lace cutouts and then Jen the short shorts and Meredith with her mask And I have to say, I was cracking up. I was like, these women do dress. They're absolutely bonkers. They're so out of their minds on this show. And sometimes you just need a good montage to really, really remind you of that.

Yeah. And meanwhile, she's doing this while she's wearing a neon green sweater with a cutout beneath the throat and puff sleeves. So then she calls, she calls, she's calling everyone, she calls Heather and Heather's like, oh my God, I'm getting a call from an IKEA Poing.

This is so amazing. Oh, no, I'm not a chair. It's me, it's Mary. Oh, hi Mary, I didn't recognize you there for a second. Mm-mm. And Heather asks if she's gonna be inviting Angie or Jenny and she's like, no, I don't like Jenny. You know, I think that Bing Yelette is a sign of disrespect.

It's a sign of disrespect. Didn't Mary start that fight? Although Jenny was kind of crazy too, that was like a multi audition day. That was, that was like a chorus line for Housewives. Yeah, that was just like a weird like, that fight was sort of the vibe of that fight I would call my dad getting impatient waiting for a table at a restaurant.

It wasn't really like anything major, just like a little bit of a parental meltdown. Like, where is this table? What is this table? You'll be ready. It was basically just like Mary and Lisa talking it out and Jenny just wanted to get to do things, you know? Yeah. So then Mary tries Whitney and she's like, no, Whitney, I'm not going to keep trying to call you sweetheart.

That I'm not going to do. So then Mary ends by trying to do a runa and chopping her pillows, but then she's like very sympathetic to the pillow. She goes, hi, yeah. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. She's like apologizing to the pillow for being too abusive. Commissions. Here comes one right now. She's like apologizing to the pillow for being too abusive. Razing kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares of our freshly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident

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She's basically Sharon Glass from like, Queer's Fulker something. So, is that her name, Sharon Glass, whatever? Uh-huh, so, Kappy or Lacey, not sure which one, but her name. In the Nanny wig, never forget. So Meredith is getting like a man,

she's hired a Manipedi nail technician to come and she's like, oh, I'm so excited. I desperately need a manicure and a manicure. So then Jenny shows up and the dog jumps up on her. I don't know why I decided to write that down. I was like, look at the dog. Because the way she did it, the dog jumped on her like, oh, oh, oh, oh, you know how dogs do.

And she just looked at the dog and she looked at Meredith like, hello, are you gonna get your dog off of me? Like she didn't touch the dog. She just looked at her like, your dog is jumping on me now. And Meredith doesn't even react. She's like, hi, you know, cause you know Meredith is like,

we've seen actually that Meredith is very passive at home. She should be told like her kids sort of call the shots and set the call the shots. So she's very passive. So Jenny's just saying how she's been so busy lately and she needs some time away from the kids and Dewey and talk of sister wives and story gets and everything. And Mary this goes, well, I've been working like a lot. Like I've, you know, gone to my store and I planned a trip to Vail next week and I was supposed to go with my family and I rented this house but now my family can't come and so now I

have this 5th house in Vail and I thought we can get a group together from Tuesday to Thursday and there never really was a discussion either way on which days it would be but I thought I'd spearhead the conversation. Meredith really is taking the long way in every conversation she has. Like everything she's saying is like, I need a panic. You know, I am been dying now, but panicking. I have these things on my feet and their jaws. We're all different sides. There's some not sure what to do. What's the little one is supposed to do with the big one. Here I am.

There's like a random gay flying behind their answering the door like, hey, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Dog's working. I know just so you got a house in the veil, you want to come. He's like, well, the funny thing happened. I was looking at an Atlas and I discovered there's an entire state called Colorado. And I thought Colorado, I wonder if they have a town named after something you wear on

your wedding day and you're in off there's a spell differently, but I was sort of cool. So I went with it. I was accidentally looking for a van. It's a kind of fun. And there was a hotel on the one that, why not try it? So Jenny is way too excited. She's like, oh my god, it's me. Are we having fun?

She's not really doing anything, but she talks like that through the whole scene. Yeah, she's definitely still in audition phase to be on the show. Yeah. So Meredith is like, well, Gally talked about in things and I'm least is coming for sure.

She says is Jen gonna come and have you talked to Jen? She's like, my son, God, what was that tubing? You know, a guy goes out there and he drills a hole in eggs, which is one of the crazy of things I've ever seen. Have you noticed that every activity we've done as a group outside involves holes whether it's tubes or fishing in a lake. It's kind of weird huh. So without that conversation mother. And we're not talking about you Brooks and go back upstairs. I saw her been trying not. No, you did not. Brooks go upstairs. It's a snapper scene. We've never had a conversation either way about what body part anyone even saw in the

first. I don't even know what a thing. That's a thing. That's just a thing on what holds Brooks. He's a toddler. He's a little boy who saw a hole and you assumed there was a, you assumed there was a vagina, but it couldn't very well, but an Australoroninus. I don't know, but it's not up for us to say and through that sweet little child to tell us, once he spits out that pacifier So Meredith is like well, I mean it looks like you made up with Jen right and Jenny's like well She didn't or are they talking about Jen or Mary?

No Jenny the talk about Jenny is Jenny has not talked to Mary either since okay, okay Thank you. So Jenny's like well, she didn't apologize for attacking me and nobody's gonna tell me what to do We're to say okay that works me even more because I was going through a lot that day. Well, I think that with Mary, she's not a trusting soul, okay? She's a very guarded human being. And if there's confusion, her mind will often go to the worst. I'm not saying that she's been through a lot, but she is married to her grandfather. So, you know, we got a little leeway. All right. The woman has to walk into every single bathroom with a handy cap rail and those little rubber mats in the shower. It's a no one slip some

phone. That's kind of a break. So I'm married to the says that basically if she can live in a house with Jen for a few days, Mary and Jenny can definitely manage. And she says, I just think that you guys didn't get off on the best fun. She takes time. That's just how she's wired. Also, she might be just legitimately crazy. And she's just kind of a fascination for us so just take her for what she is, which is just a very strange odd person we've been bearing with.

Right. So then we go to Veneto Italian restaurants and we get all these quotes. I just have to say that like when the scene wraps up, we see coming up, we're gonna party! Woo! Hey, is that Homeland Security? I was like, oh my God.

That is like the best cheese I've ever seen. So, vignetto. And we get all these close-ups of the inside of the Italian restaurant and one is of a sword. And I was like, what are these people saying about their Italian heritage? Like, what are the stories in the olive gardens in fucking Park City or wherever they are? Yeah, and this is like, so we have, I don't know why we're not just going back over

and over again to Coutino Tuscana, because they were like the season one, you know, darling of the Italian restaurants, and although actually, a Valtors really was, but Valtors was the special occasion, and Cachina Tuscana was like your everyday, kind of Italian. But now they're going to all these different Italian places. And this one was definitely the coldest and most terrible. Like there's just these big white walls and it was echoey. And we have Heather and her daughter Ashley.

And they sit down with what turns out to be Heather's niece Caroline and her daughter Ashley and they sit down with what turns out to be Heather's niece Caroline and her husband Dean, who were like, you know, 20-something, like 24 or 25. And at first I thought this was gonna be like, okay, this is gonna be like some sort of generic scene, but I actually wound up really enjoying it. Yeah, so the waiter comes over,

the same guy we see in every single scene, and I swear to God. And he's like, Welcome! We have season tasting menu. Seven courses that we pay with wine. And they're all like, oh my God awkward. Ooh.

Wine. There's like, I've never ordered wine in front of Ashley before. Also Heather's dressed literally like Chutsi. I was like, damn, I mean, like I thought you would left the Mormon chair. She is like, I guess you probably is like, alum with my niece, like I thought you were left the Mormon chair. She is like, I guess you probably is like, oh, I'm with my niece. Like, what if she said she's Mormon again? I should probably like cover up.

Yeah. So she's like, I'm sorry, but we only drink warm wine alone in our closets. But thanks. So she tells us that Caroline is the golden middle daughter. And she's a perfect Mormon. And her husband, Dean and her have decided that being Mormon really isn't for them. So He puts from oh, so then the waiter comes back. This is so ridiculous. What was this? The waiter over top?

Does he? He's a bird of Perseco. He's a bird of Perseco. So that's why we saw the sword, right? Yeah, so he sabers a Perseco, but then it was a broken top. He didn't know it was broken. It always is broken, but it's also like, yeah, you got to say it correctly so you don't get the glass cards in there, but like saboring is so over the top, but I feel like you sabre at like some British, like, you're at like some sort of royal event,

some like really like you're in your like tails or some, I don't know, like it's like some sort of royal event some like really like you're in your like tails or some I don't know like it's like a some sort of or you're also a little bit outside maybe because it's messy But like sabering also like a bottle of Prosecco as but like I also feel like you reserve it for like champagne You know not to like snub our beautiful, you know Italian bubblies, still, I mean, I just felt like Perseco's kind of like, you know, like when you don't want to spend all the money on champagne, you go for Perseco. You know,

it's just a saber in a saber ship like that. La Minarca Perseco. When you're gonna saber something like that, you need to be in a place with medical care because you're gonna have internal bleeding. I don't care what anybody says, that's not right. Okay. Don't you remember Tom Tandoval saboring

on the antiproporeals at one point? And I won't drink that. I will not drink it. The point is this, it was like a very ostentatious over the top moment for a bottle of Praseko at this like antiseptic Italian restaurant with him. Sure, I prefer to put things in my body that kill me slowly.

Okay, I don't want to just bleed to death at a wedding. So they're drinking this dangerous glass drink and Heather's like, let's toast to going to hell. And Carolyn's like, oh yeah, outer darkness, I'm alright. So then Heather explains to us, well, there's different levels to hells, okay? So there's outer darkness, that's different levels to hells. Okay, so there's outer darkness.

That's the lower floor of hell. You have celestial, which is the top. Okay, Joseph Smith went there. It's like top level, okay. Bodyguard, not sure yet. He's probably standing right out. Art, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather, Shadarach,

it's probably standing right outside celestial, actually. And then she goes terrestrial. Those are like your Elisa Barlow's people who just like, you know, they couldn't quite make it. They're just people who weren't valiant in their faith, which I was like, oh, damn. It's like, it's like just love like the, the, the wannabes, the wannabes in celestial, Elisa Barlow's. And then it goes down to his. She does own a liquor company. She's like, that's true. Wow, you know what I love about being Mormon?

Selling tequila, I love that. You know what, here's what Mormon's belief. Just see what ever you want. Like, no, actually, no, not really, but have fun with that. It is a good audience for some closet drinking, I guess. And then she's like, and then you've got Talestial, which is like your serial killer, is your borderline murderers,

and they put up a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer and Talestial, and then she goes, and then add her darkness and they put up, they put up Heather Gaye, they have Heather Gaye below Jeffrey Dahmer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's like, yeah, you know, like me. We know the gospel, we know all of the covenants, and we've all chosen to walk away. So, you know, I would have to ask Jeffrey Dahmer to get me the his degree of heaven.

There is degree of hell rather. Outer darkness that is such a shady name, no pun intended, for like people who are just like, just the lowest wrong of Mormonism, they're just in some sort of outer darkness. You just have to be out there, like can't even be seen. So Heather is like, so when was the first time you guys drank? And it was about two months ago.

And Dean's like, oh god, Caroline was so nervous about that. She's like, yeah, I mean, the effect that it would have on me. I mean, I didn't know. So the first thing we picked up was vodka. I'm like, well, they basically did, you know, like the high school version, right? Like that, I guess that's what you just do. Like, you know, they didn't start with,

they should've gone to like a bar and had some lovely craft cocktail, right? But instead they did what, basically, I remember the first time I had vodka in high school, I went to my friend's house and they poured me like a shot and like I did the shot and I dribbled it all up. I'll down my chin and My friend's dad was a gynecologist and then they were like we're gonna put on some porn because my dad's got like Videos of a John as he put in this video and it was just like philopeum tubes I was like this is my experience

I put in this video and it was just like, philopian tubes. I was like, this is my experience. I think it's the... Drinking. It was literally like, it was like traveling in outer space. It was like the slow moving camera going down to philopian tube and it was like, I just did my first shot in a watching

and you thought it was gonna be porn. I did not expect that. So I wonder if it was like that for Carolina and Dean. Wow. Um, you know, please tell me you didn't I'll jerk off because that's no, no, no, that did not, that did not happen. And obviously it probably would not have done much for me anyway. But...

Well, all of us, you know, most of us who didn't grow up Mormon, you know, most of us who drink up with drinking families, will me. Why don't you say me? I won't drag everybody else to it, but our first drink was whatever the fuck that was in the liquor cabinet. Guess what? It was everything.

So we didn't really know. My friend Monica came over when my parents were out of town and we just took our big gulp cups much like today and just poured whatever all together and just got slammered. I remember pouring myself. So, I mean, the first time I got drunk was actually at a friend's house and it was just off of beer and that was okay with that because I tasted beer before. So that was fine. The time at my, theian Tumel night was the first of my try to hard liquor. And then it was like not long after that, that same thing, I was like,

ooh, let's raid the liquor cabinet. And I poured myself a glass of remoose. And I took like, which I didn't quite realize. I didn't know about Vermouth. And so I took a drink and I was like, ugh, I don't know, I like poured the rest of it out. So they're talking about how it's gross, basically just the body was gross.

Because they were not, they approached it the way we did as high schoolers, and they did not have a guide. Right. So she's like, so was that your first openly defined thing because you sent me a text and you're having a faith crisis and I threw my phone across the room. I couldn't even look at the phone.

I mean, what is happening with you, Caroline? Oh, Caroline or... What's the name of the musical? Oh, change. Yeah. Caroline, change. It was French. I would have been a good joke if I'd remember the name.

So, yeah, so basically, Caroline and Dean had doubts about Mormonism, like he had some doubts, and then she was like, no, but then during lockdown, they were just stuck in their apartment with their doubts. And then they clearly had like a two-act play, like a very good, you know, they definitely had a play. They're living in drama, right? I'm living in drama.

It seems very new, because Caroline's like, is like no I mean I had no doubt about more minutes of no doubt wait I just need to center band and you know what I'm okay with that I did it and I'm fine no doubt I did it again I had no doubt but then but then Dean came home with Dean decided that we should watch this Merrill Street movie and as it turns out it was called out and well, that really shook me on so many different levels. And I realized I had decided I need to start examining some things,

but by all the Davis, wow, wow, she can not act. She really can. So then Heather's like, well, baby steps, doubt baby steps guys. And yeah, they talk about their lockdown and then Caroline's like, well, you know, Dean was the first one to have doubts. And when he first said he was uncomfortable

with our doctrine, you know, I really didn't get it. And Dean's like, yeah, but like this profit. I mean, why didn't he help us in COVID? Like, I couldn't wipe my butt. Like, what kind of profit doesn't help you wipe your butt? And like, why were we so late with blocks in the priesthood? Like I love that you went from like, why isn't God solving COVID

to like every other humongous issue, you know? Yeah, and why was it so late on gay rights? So, you know, basically, and Caroline thought that the church was going to catch up. It was just, they're just taking a while. But then she was like, but if we're the true church, shouldn't we be leading social change?

So they realized that maybe Mormonism wasn't a fit for them anymore. And Heather tells us about how when she was a good Mormon, she felt a lot of moral superiority. And then she tells this great story about how when her sister-in-law got married, she didn't get married at the Mormon temple, and the sister-in-law wanted them all to with all the bridesmaids to where spaghetti strapped dresses.

But she couldn't do that because she had her temple garments and they would be showing with a dress. So she was so mad because she didn't want that experience. I didn't want that moment. So she had a huge fit. And so it culminated as I think all fights should culminate with someone making her a custom Balero jacket so she could participate.

Yeah. And she's like, I mean, there's eight bridesmaids and then there's Heather Gay. And I never really realized till now that Heather's last name is a sin. Yeah. This was all kind of bound to happen, you know? Yeah.

So she's like, yeah, I had some moral superiority and I did it in a Balero Jack. I love that you were this like Balero Jack at a shame. At a wedding. So Ashley is like, well, you know, I didn't think about it until you mentioned it, but like when I stopped going to church, like I felt so much happier, I'm never going back. So I'm really glad you guys are out now, because like now I can like still have a family that loves me for me, which is so sad. And then Dean's like, yeah, you know, because growing up in our family, like the people that left, I mean,

they were like second-class citizens. I mean, we saw them, but they were distant. Like, they had colors in their hair. They like, didn't wear ballerro jackets when they were swimming. So then Heather, Heather's like, yeah, she tells us that she's so really looked down on people who love the faith or who were more men. And that, because her sister married outside the temple

that she probably didn't give her sister a wedding gift and if she did, it was probably a picture of the temple saying, hopefully you'll get there someday, which is so, so bitchy and I love it. I actually wish you still wear Mormon just so we could get those moments on the show. Yeah, just the bitchy moments. Like, get her up.

Got her one of those funny quote dishtiles for a wedding that says enjoy your outer darkness you he even. Well, it's like the time all lady at Duncan Donuts the day before Easter saw me eating a doughnut and said don't That's not a Jewish. God. Okay, so then we go to Jen Astu in a park on the side of the road. This is one of Jen's final scenes talking about what a good fucking person she is. Oh, there was a scene. Jen is just a saint, okay? And if you don't believe it,

watch the scene 10 times. This, the producers are so shady. But they know this scene probably happened like months prior. They're like, no, let's save it for the episode where she gets arrested. They're so shady putting this scene in on this episode. So it's her and Stu going snow-shoeing. And she's talking about how she just really needs to spend quality time with people that she loves, which is stew, and apparently stew has children, and they're going back to school. That was a shock to me.

I was not expecting that at all, were you? I don't know. I don't know what to expect from stew, really. I thought he was just like a single guy. No, I don't know. I've never had that conversation, Rani. I'm not really. I thought he was just like a single guy. No, I've never had that conversation around. Yeah, I'm not saying whether I thought he was gay or strange, but there definitely was in a conversation.

And I definitely, in the lack of conversation space, may have assumed certain things about him, but there were never was a kind of a conversation. So, damn. Yeah, I'm not really sure because he has frosted tips, which aren't really like modern gay, but like I don't know how Utah works. So it's very hard for me to tell who's gay and who's not gay so whatever.

At the very least I didn't think you'd have a family. Okay, how about that? Yeah. At the very least I didn't think you had a family. Yeah, yeah, because he's with Jen all the time. And she's a monster. So it's like having kids but like hanging out with a person that's under their bed every night Don't worry honey. Go to sleep. Everything's gonna be fine. I work with her

So she also keeps saying therapist over and over in the scene This is like her big scene to prove to everybody that she's really trying because she's like, yeah, you know what still We're making new new memories together. My therapist told me to do this. Make new memories, they said, you know, thanks for coming out here with me because I've been talking to my therapist lately. You know, she said, make new memories. My therapist.

Oh my God. Did you see how you just put on your snowshoe? That was hilarious. New memory of writing my therapist right now. And then she just like looks around and goes, this is so pretty out here. And then they do this like slow pan of the wide open mountains. And I was like, this is intentional.

This is to highlight the freedom, like open space freedom, being like, unconfined. I swear to God, I think that was an intentional sort of like reference to which direction this episode is heading for Jen. Yeah, so she's like, well, we should bring the kids here, Stu. You know, I am afraid what you have with your kids every day because I've sacrificed that with my kids to build all these companies.

And you know why I did it? I did it for the employees. And if I didn't sacrifice that, a lot of families wouldn't even be eating right now. I'm like Robin Hood. I steal from the poor and give to the people who have money that was taken from other poor people. That's what I do. I steal from the poor and I make websites that never do anything for the poor. You know, it's like Robin with more interest behind it. Okay, still. for the poor. It's like Robin with more interest behind it. Okay, still.

So, um, uh, she's like, despite my best intentions for my kids, I was always pulled elsewhere for my business. And, but now I've been making a point to be there for Omar. And I'm seeing the results of that. Omar and I are getting closer. And he's coming to me before going to coach. And that's one of the wonderful things that I will now have with Omar, because I definitely will be at home a lot more and not living in some other place where I'll have limited access to Omar. Yeah. I just hope I can get him a big house. Like, hmm. So, I'm going to get him a pen. So, she's like, thank you for sticking with

me, Stu. Through the good and the bad. My therapist said, you know, do you realize the sacrifices that you've made to take care of you, your family and still family? I did this through the good and the bad. My therapist said, you know, do you realize the sacrifices that you've made to take care of you, your family? And still family, I did this off for you, and your family's still, you're not gonna flip on me, right Stu? I know, because I've seen that, and I know you'll always be there, and I'll always be there for you, which is hilarious because you know,

they're turning on each other in court. Like, we know, we've seen this play out. We've seen a lot of David E. Kelly shows, okay? Yeah. And she says that Stu is more than a business partner. He's been with me at my lowest points, and he's very loyal. And he has those intangible qualities that you just can't teach people. Yeah, that's going to turn so sour so quickly. Oh, man. And then she just says,

let's just, I just want to be the best version of me that I absolutely can be. Now, let's go racing. Like, aww. This is the last glimmers of their friendship happening right here. I mean, the last line of this scene was, I'll give you a head start.

Go. Oh my God. It was in many ways. It was a nothing scene, but like, it was so poetic. It was every thing. Many levels. Absolutely amazing. Like just, again, like the foreshadowing, just like playing up this idea of like wide open

spaces, knowing that she might be going to jail. Oh my god. So now she's just done everything for other people. It's just so then we get some rock drum a-a's. Yeah Do you have a cute up or no? No, I don't have that pretty. I just have like a random random Track have like a random, a random track together. So this is the now we go to the Park City Culinary Institute, which you know is like the cool place in town because it's written in italics. Yeah, they got a funky font. Okay, they may be an institution. It doesn't mean they need Seraph. Okay. This is a funky song Fondt in italics, because this is where Lori comes to play. That's right.

Lori is our like liaison to the park city culinary institute. She's like, I am Lori. Hi, Mary. How's it going? Welcome. Welcome. I'm sure it's had heavy guys. She is.

And Mary is like, did you get everything together? She goes, yes, Mary. The team works so hard and everyone's name is on their napkins in Italian. Is there names in Italian? And we just see like Heather with me Lisa. Well, that's Maria will be see Maria because Maria's Mary and Erica because Erica's Heather and goes Whitney equals Whitney. Universal, universal lady. So then Mary starts doing that thing she does where she just walks around pretending

everything's wrong. She goes, I wonder if I could move these glasses. She's like, okay, we can do that, Mary. Mary, I've got an idea. You want to move some glasses? Let's do it, Mary. So they do, and then Mary goes, um, uh, the force is here, and then I feel supposed to be out here. So you know what?

It's unfortunate when you know because I mean, no one else knows, you know, Laurie's just now doing that thing where she's smiling, blinking quickly and just being like, mm-hmm, okay, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna not smile right now because I'm on TV, but you never come back, bitch. So I wrote, I wrote Laurie smiles through clenched teeth. Mm-hmm. Like, like three teeth cracks during that moment right there. So remember, walk into a culinary institute

and tell them how to set the table. Like, they don't know where the knife goes. And Mary goes, well, they are a new school, a new, like a new school, new school, because they had a talix, okay? So Mary's like, she's like, I just like things to be right, especially if you know better, do better. Put the knife right.

Don't like it, don't know. Put the knife right. So then a Vespa rides up and stews driving and Jen shows up with an Italian flag, Cape thing, and she's wearing like a red beret and red pants. She's doing a whole kind of Italian motif with her face. Right. So then she comes in and Mary's like, Ciao, Bella, you represent

it in Tini. Yeah. And so Mary is saying that she got a 2009 Dom pairing. Y'all know she's like, um, I mean, don't say what happened that year because I was in champagne. And by the time we got to 2009, I didn't know what was going on. And, and then Giuseppe shows up who I swear to God, we saw last week.

And like his whole thing is he goes, he's like, Oh, bellissima, bellissima. And so then he comes up and then Meredith arrives dressed like catwoman sort of, she's just sort of like in black leather, but she has a big, she has a backless blaze, she's wearing like a leather jacket that has a back, big back cutout.

So then she has to also wear, she's also wearing us like a turtleneck or something under it, but that also has to have a back cutout because what's the point of having a cutout if there's like a layer of cloth below the cutouts? Just chestnut do like a double cutout and they're not lined up, you know?

So it's like a back cutout with a dickie with a, it's a lot going on with that. It looked like a master card logo a little bit, you know? Like a Venn diagram of cutouts. So she tells us, well, I haven't seen Mary since I had this conversation with Cameron at the van and I definitely feel uneasy about my sensual relationship. How I'm gonna broach mad and something I have on my own finger.

They're like, okay, wrap it up, Mary. Wrap it up. And Mary was like, would you like some champagne? Sure. Thank you. And so then Meredith, was it Meredith? Was it Mary starts going, Bolognaise? I think it was Mary.

He started saying Bolognaise over and over again. Yeah, Mary is like, we're cooking the Bolognise sauce. Bolognise sauce with the pasta. And she's saying all these words, but like kind of incorrectly, right? And she's like, oh my God, Mary, please, I'll donate to your church if you stop trying to speak Italian, because she has like,

and she's been to Italian Yanno, and she's Italian Yanno, and her clothes are Italian Yanno, whatever. Yeah, and Mary is like, Jen actually supported the Italian flag with what she's wearing. And Mary goes, now that's going Italian, that's for sure. It cracks up on her. And Mary goes, oh my god, Mary goes, oh my god, Mary, you're earrings.

They're so Italian-o. And she goes, sing. They're just normal earrings. They're just two like new ball subs. So, some Mary is like, so Mary tells us that Whitney didn't pick up the phone. So as punishment, Mary gave her different instructions on how to wear. She told Whitney to come dressed as mafia street wear. And Meredith goes, I want that have to do with her not answering the phone?

Marika, well I called her four times and she didn't answer, so I sent her different invitation with different tires. That's all. That's all. So she's like, she didn't even call me back. So I mean, it's like, like, like, before the event.

So I mean, yeah, you need punishment for that. I mean, show respect. At first, I was going to make her come in a monkey outfit or something. I thought that would be me. Yeah, I'd probably also wouldn't have worked. Yeah, I think the moment that she got into the car and like, and Heather was sitting in there, not just like a long duty, she would have been like, hold on a second, let me just change. So speaking of which, Heather goes and picks up Whitney. And Heather is like, she's like, you know, says, Mary has a weird history of assigning us dress codes for her events.

I mean, for the mechala, it was over the top of the tire for a luncheon at noon and for her cooking glass is a time streetwear. I don't even know what a time streetwear is. I mean, I'm picturing something between Dolce and Gabbana and Scarface, although that's Cuban. So I don't know, It's out of darkness. I didn't even know there was an assignment for Clos until yesterday at 3pm, and I thought

it would be a joke. Look at this text. She's made like a brochure card with examples of what she wants you to wear. Now, she said it was mafia, but this is just all like hot pants and crop tops. It was just like from the spirit of Halloween website. It was so, it was like, it's like a lady in a bra and a pyre and eye, you know? Yeah. And when he's like, she's saying, me up, you're all going to be an amazing designer close. And I'm going to show up in cash doom. And then it cuts to Whitney. And she has this whole new, like a confessional look. It sort of look like Ellen Green cars play.

And she's like, clearly Mary wanted, right? Clearly Mary wanted me to arrive today dressed as a slutty mafia girl. She even sent me images and they're wearing bras and thongs and lingerie and die high die high tits with garters And I could I could whip this up pretty quickly. I have all the stuff because I have a stripper pole anyone anyone but you can class on a Saturday afternoon This is a little too far even for me. Someone who has a stripper pole. Anyone? I mean, it was pretty funny that Mary's big prank is to make Whitney dress like herself. I know.

It's not even, that's not even shade, but like Whitney loves to dress like that. And if I look that, like that, I would be dressing like that too. But Whitney's all offended. She's like, why is she doing this to me? And I's like, oh, it's just to be funny. Okay, like maybe it's not funny, but she's trying to be funny. She's like, it's not that funny. So they arrive and Mary is so mad when she sees Heather. She's like, where's the mafia costume? I mean, it was supposed to be a joke, and you skipped right over the joke and you went right to the point. So that's beautiful. That's beautiful. I mean, skip the joke and went right to the point.

I know Mary is actually now making herself the victim because Whitney did not give enough respect to the prank that was being played on her. And the funny thing is that Whitney kind of did ultimately dress a little mafia wife. She did. Yeah. It just like it was more like realistic mafia wifey. So now what was it? Mafia wife's like she went out and got like a suit like a pinstripe suit and stuff What was like those songs sort of yeah, it was like a It was something like I could imagine I could imagine like caramel soprano wearing that you know in 2021, you know

so Mary's like next time pick up the phone and you didn't like you didn't call me back in order to text me So it's okay. You just you just get phone and you didn't, like, you didn't call me back, in order to text me. So it's okay, you just, you just get my joke, you just get my joke, you just get my joke. So she's like actively angry at Whitney because Whitney figured out that Mary was trying to humiliate her. And now Mary is acting like she's the one who got hurt by this because I was like,

yes, I was trying to humiliate you, but also I did make a request of you and you didn't honor my request. So that show that you don't respect when I asked you to do something, even if it was to humiliate you. Which is so fun. She's like, it is. She's like, I tried really hard though, Mary.

She was, you didn't call me back. Lord, did you text me? She's like, but Mary, I was driving carpool. You skipped my joke. You skipped my joke. So then Lisa Barlow shows up and she's wearing a Red Fedora Some sort of red top and then Louis Vuitton pants. So it's some bizarre thing. Just hi Mafia gangsters hi

Wait, is this real or am I on baby gorgeous this virtual reality set again? Are you guys on bass? Sound began says hi Virtual reality set again, are you guys on bass? Sound began, says, hi. So, Jen's like, this is the first time I'm seeing Lisa, since she's not finding out she didn't invite me to the fresh wolf event. I feel awkward, but she should feel awkward, not me. Lisa Barlow never feels awkward.

That's one thing that I've come to realize. She just, even, she just smiles, hi, that she just does that until people just give up. Yeah. So Heather, they all get a special gift from Mary and it's the apron, you know, that she gives them all an apron. It's very real housewives of Dallas, pizza party, everybody. They'll get their own apron with their name on it.

Yeah. But they're in the room. They're like, oh my God. Yeah. She's like, oh my God. I didn't even're in Louis Vuitton. Oh my God. Yeah, she's like, oh my God, I didn't even know that Louis Vuitton made aprons. And Mary's like, um, I think get them Louis Vuitton aprons. Jesus.

Like, why would I do that? They don't even cook. Yeah, she's like, what the hell? But she did go and get, when I say Louis Vuitton bags, not Louis Vuitton bags, they're just like paper bags from the store, like if you went and bought a Chachaki. So she went and bought the bags. They're just like paper bags from the store. Like if you went and bought a chochki. So they just believe whatever it says.

It comes in an apple bag. Heather's like trying to swipe through her apron. Wait, we found screen on there. Heather's using FaceTime on her apron. She's like, why isn't it recognized my face? Hey, hold on, my apron's telling me I need to breathe. Hold on. Hey, this is the first time I've had an air-pron in my life.

Where's the USB charger? Oh, there's plug it into the wall. So Heather's like, well, I guess this is an Erica inspired style. And Lisa's like, oh my God, is your name? Erica Natalia. And yeah, so apparently Heather is Erica Natalia. So then someone says, like, ask something about Jenny. So then we go to Jenny. Jenny's at home.

I felt bad for Jenny, because this was kind of a major scene and she was cut out of it. But Jenny is at home and like her kid comes in, she's in the kitchen and her kids like, Hey, mom, what do you up to? She goes, I'm making yogurt. They're like, cool. So like the kids are like so excited to make yogurt right now, which is really cute. And like nothing we've seen on Bravo, like high yogurt enthusiasm. And the one kid is like talent free in the kitchen, I guess, because he's not getting Like nothing we've seen on Bravo like high uger enthusiasm

And the one kid is like talent free in the kitchen I guess because he's not getting to do anything He's like, why don't I get to do anything? She's like you can be in charge of handing out the chlorox wipes He's like, okay so then we go back to the dinner and Gens like oh my god, of course Lisa's gonna act like everything's fine because this is what she does and clearly She doesn't want to get into it with Jens ya. If I squirt tomato in her eyes because I'm a professional, that's not on me Oh, I have to say I'm a lucky teacher today look at me Balisima balisima time to make serious. What are going to make it faster? Balisima balisima Hold on a second. I got the phone call. I gotta take it in the back room. Hold on a second I'm doing some cooking class with some dumb bitches, yeah.

Okay, I'll call you later. Ah, but Lissima, where were we? Exactly. So he was doing the, you put your pile of flour on the table and then you make the little hole in it and Liss is like, Like I've okay now. I've never done this before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before.

I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before. So he's doing the you you put your pile of flour on the table and then you make the little hole in it and at least it's like Like a volcano. I've never done this before. I've never done this. Oh my god. I love volcanoes I love volcanoes so much. We're gonna call the brand fresh volcano But then we thought it might not work so well in different parts of the world. I Love volcanoes. We went on a volcano trip in college

And I was heard you're supposed to sacrifice a virgin So I tried to push Heather in but you know what? It didn't really work Sometimes I get confused between fresh wall of volcanoes Which is why people think I'm so weird when I say my favorite movie is Joe versus the fresh wolf. They don't got it So Mary's like so if you beat this, she fast, doesn't it make it tough? And Heather's like, good question, Mary and Whitney laughs. She's like,

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And while that cooks, you blend up some broccoli and coconut. Brox makes a wonderful holla. And if you slice it real thin, you can make holla pasta. But it takes a very long time to julienne all those pieces of holler. Mmm, so they sit down and eat their first course. And Heather's like, are you going to bless the food, Mary? And she's like, oh, you do it. So Heather's like, dear God, thank you for all this food. This is amazing.

Thank you for having us all together. Um, thank you for showing me the light because God does long underwear, really did hurt. Although, thank you for inspiring the ladies to make me that Bolero jacket. So wear it. Um, Amen. And Mary's like, um, and bless the hands of prepared the food. Oh, right. I bless the hands of that too. I love. Barata. Can I just say that? I I love Barada. Can I touch the barada? Can I touch the Lisa? Get your hands out of the Caprese. So Mary says, thank you all for showing up for me and

Heather's like, well, I mean, I mean, all the details, you know, it just means so much. I just, I hope I don't get spoiled. She goes, well, I care about you. That's details, you know, it just means so much. I just, I hope I don't get spoiled. She goes, well, I care about you. That's why it's so detailed.

She goes, I know. I feel it. Like really? Because she put a different name on your apron. I'm Erica. So Mary goes, I'd like to put out, I asked you on the phone that, and that was the importance of the phone call. Come with your name in Italy.

And when he goes, well, I actually think I know the answer even though I missed your call because I was driving My first name in Italy is with Whitney and I was like a mirror Mary's like you're driving For 45 minutes. I was doing Carpool What kind of carpool? What kind of what kind of bright shoot when was like, from pick up from school to soccer, she was to the next day, to the next day, you're doing it till the next day.

Yeah, so she's like, wait, if she's driving carpool, like for 24 hours, I mean, is it forever? Because she was driving carpool forever, and that's what vaccine, that's what vaccine. You sure it'll carpool? That's the next level, that's a little bit above Heather Gay, but below Jeffrey Dahmer, E-chernal carpool. Yeah. So they get food, serve to them. And, um, Jen's like, so how about the kids of Fet Lisa? And she says, oh, actually, it turned out really great. And Jen's like, so

it was for foster kids, right? Just, no, no. It was for my kids company, FreshWolf. You might have heard of that, FreshWolf. I witnessed, see, witnessed such an incisive. I'm sorry I had to miss. I'm sorry that I was not able to take you up on the kind invitation that you sent to me

and I couldn't go. I'm sorry I had to miss. I was doing Carpool. So then we get a pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss He just comes out juggling tiramisu. He's just he and Laura are at the side table eating spaghetti and then they kiss by accident because they're on the same strand of pasta. So Mary's like well, I'm never invited and I've gotten used to at Lisa and chance says well, I wasn't invited either. So it's okay Mary. And we get a boom. So it's okay Mary. And we get a boom. Well, you know what? There's gonna be a lot more of that. Some will have room chairs and four tops.

It'd be so great. And it wasn't supposed to hurt anyone's feelings. It was about my kids. And it was about being a mother and having kids and loving Barata. And you know what? It wasn't to hurt anyone's feelings. And Mary goes, what do you mean?

Your feelings are hurt? Just, no, my feelings aren't hurt. I'm just saying, there's like going to be lots more events. And Jens says, but my feelings are hurt though. She goes, but you know what? Jack put together the guest list. And it was his event. Okay, Henry was also putting together the guest list.

But unfortunately, he got stuck in a pile of bananas and couldn't find his way out. It was really traumatizing. I was very scared on Zalmas. So I had this like, I think it's really weird and hilarious at least to keep using her as her defense that Jack and Henry made the guest list. She goes, what did, what did Jen do to Jack and Henry keep her off the guest list? And what did you do to get on?

It is so funny that Lisa is basically just deflecting to those kids. As if Lisa had no power in the situation, as if Lisa wasn't saying, oh, maybe I should invite Jen because this cause is important to her. Right, nope, she was just inviting Whitney so she could have Whitney set up Mary

so she didn't have any blood on her hands, right? So then Lisa's like, well, you know why it's just a small grip, the jackpotta kada. And she's like, but I was there with you and we were discussing the product. And then in person, you know, like, I'm not going to announce his name, but the person that she gave gifts to you and Whitney, I want to talk to you about that in a minute, okay? And Whitney's like, wait, what? By the way, I just, sorry, while you were saying that, I just had a, I just was thinking about it. Like, if Jack and Henry did the invitation list, why did they not invite any of their friends?

Like, it's all, it's all adults. It's all adults, yeah. Sorry. So yeah, so then, so now they, so now the referent, Jen is bringing up the fact that Whitney give a gift to the guy who, who Jen Shaw was yelling at on social media, right? And Whitney's like, Well, she brought up that situation to me and then asked if I was okay, are you okay? I know Whitney sent in the product. Yeah, Whitney's like, well, he reached out to me

and he told my team, Whitney wants, does Whitney want to do a collaboration because we would love to. And then they screen shot at it and then they sent it to me and I was like, oh no, absolutely not. And then I screen shot at everything he's doing to you online. And then I said, no, if he wants to buy product and promote Irish and bow, what were we talking about again?

This is a really long monologue. Hey, there's just like, try, there's like clutching her apron, be like, how do I get a screenshot on this thing? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe because I miss Quidditter before it was Jen not Whitney. And Lisa goes, yeah, that's good clarification because he posted, thank you, Wartler. And that's all, I was just curious, I was curious, I just wanted clarification. But also this guy's so thirsty,

it's like he does one housewife dress, and then he gets yelled at, and then he just calls another housewife. He's like, do you want to do promotions? So, so,, he's like, please stop. Why you ask her if her feelings are hurt? You are planting a seed from the beginning.

No, if I said, I don't plant seeds cause they grow the plants and I don't eat plants or grows. Only in Minecraft, in Votary Reality, which is so fun, had remakes the best buildings among craft. So Whitney goes, but you are planting a bug. No, I did not. Do not

accuse me of buying a bearing bugs alive Whitney. Okay, I was checking in with her. You know, I meant it that way and that was not my intention. Just pick off. There were cicadas. Doesn't mean I deal with bugs and the ground. Okay. So then Whitney says, this is not about me sending free products. This is about Lisa Barlow trying to prove that I'm not a loyal friend to Jen because for whatever reason she's obsessed with being Jen's number one friend. very pointy eyebrows drawn on today. So please don't mean be the one to say that sometimes people are invited and sometimes they're not invited. And sometimes people may go around to make sure that they're right. Sometimes you don't move around. You can just come and sit right now. It's important to chat with the host. So soft. Sometimes you feel like a knot.

Sometimes you dull, and truthfully, I'm enjoying, has knots, but, Mounds dull, you know? Oh. By the way, you know that this is being used against Meredith the very next time that she does not get invited to something on complaints. It's gonna be like, I don't know why I wasn't invited.

We're close friends and it's gonna cut her saying sometimes you're invited and sometimes you're not. You gotta have the host. Followed with a boom. Yeah. So Jim's like, well, it's only because she had a conversation with me saying, how do you feel about Whitney sending that product and then you turn around and invite Whitney? That's it, it just turned my feelings!

Why did you invite me and Jen? I was extended, I got an all-branched to, I was extended, I got a bunch of Whitney, that's all. And this was really small. This was not like a main party. It was just about like 30 people and one person who was formerly in Mary's congregation and said that he's just a devil. And that's really it. I'm Heather's like, this is bullshit. Lisa's like, I'm sorry I extended an olive branch.

I should have known that she just climb up the branch, spend around it like a stripper and embarrass my children. All right, yeah, this is just another reason to pile on Lisa. Okay, I don't think this group will be happy until I choke on my pasta But the jokes on them. I don't eat pasta. Okay, only chicken nuggets from KFC, which actually really got really got She's like I'm not gonna defend my cats. Okay, because I'm proud of my children. How dare you? Yeah, I'm not defending what my kids did. I'm doing what any good mother would do, not defending what our children do.

Okay, and Jen goes- And Jen, who is the biggest gas lighter on this show, is now getting a taste of her own bettasin and it's so funny. She's like, wait, wait, but that's not the point. The point is, you told me about Whitney and then you invited her and that seemed to some generous to me. You should, you know what? This said that was about my god. Yes. Okay. And I'm sorry you feel the need to abuse children. Okay. Everybody. This was not about Jan. It was not about Lisa. This was not about

Meredith. Well, I don't know. I never said if it was about me or not quiet It's my turn. It was not about saying anything about my kids. I'm not done talking. I'm done talking about this and I'm done I am done. Okay. Oh good. We hold out a second. Here's my friend Aubrey. Oh hi Aubrey. How are you? Oh my god Hi Lisa. I happened to be walking by and I have to say, I'm so glad your event that I was not invited to was great and I have no ill will about not being invited and can't believe anyone who would have ill will.

Okay, bye. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So Jen's like, just say you're sorry then and don't say it was about your kids. And Mary just makes a yikes face. Yeah. And so Lisa goes, okay, John, I know I hurt you.

And I've buried, buried, buried, sorry, that you feel that need to be a child to be used right now. And Mary is like, okay, everyone put their glasses up. We're doing a jeep, okay, hear me. I'm gonna slowly listening and accepting. Okay, so this tit-task and be gone. This tit-tack can fantastic. This is fantastic. This is fantastic.

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I think everyone's gonna love having her on the trip, which was kind of a dig at Mary, I believe, because Mary did not invite Jenny to this thing. Yeah, and so, right right so Heather's like you need to worry about Mary because Jenny, you know, Jerry Come Jenny comes after Mary a little bit and Mary goes I do my own Observant so I'll do my own Observant station and then I'll just see okay Yeah, she says I don't like Jenny because she got sips and starts trouble and then says things and like, okay? Yeah, she says, I don't like Jenny

because she gossip and starts trouble and then says things and then goes behind you back and says things. And like, she's a lot like Lisa and I don't want to Lisa to probably listen to my life. One is enough, okay. So then at this point, we should also mention they're drinking a lot.

And I think that's important to know it's because it's never really articulated, but as this scene unfolds, it's clear to me, it was clear to you, I'm assuming it was clear to you because you always pick up on this that Whitney was wasted, right? Whitney was so drunk at this point, and Meredith too, right? I don't know, usually I'm not really a drunk detector, I'm a drug detector.

Oh, I got like big, drunky slurry vibes from them all. So now... Yeah, I'm more like drug detector because I'm trying to see who I should try and take to the bathroom later. So now, you know, when Lisa says, oh, hey, Meredith, thanks for bringing inviting Jenny. And Mary's like, I'm like not someone to Jenny.

Jen Shaw says, I got your mayor. I got your back, Mary M Cosby. I got your back. And Mary is like, so you're telling me don't worry about her coming. And so they're trying to have this conversation and Whitney is like, okay, so listen, so she goes, I got your back, Mary M. Cosby, and Mary goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby. And when you say, but Jen, Jen says that she has your back. She goes, I want to know how you feel, Jen. And

she's like, Jen has your back. This is what I'm hearing that Jen has your back. She says, I want to know how you feel Jen. And she's like, Jen has your back. This is what I'm hearing that Jen has your back, Mary. She's up. Hold on, Whitney. Just, just hold on. Hold on, Whitney. She's like, no, Mary. She's like, I don't need you to explain to me, Whitney. Okay. I don't need you to explain it to me. She's a, she's a, but you didn't hear her. See you again, Jen. See you again. Hold on, let me do my Jen voice. I got you back. See, that was Jen saying it, but my version. And Mary's like, I can't hear her. Okay, you're talking over her. Be quiet for a second.

Okay, I don't have a hard time comprehending. Okay, and she goes, you didn't hear her. It's like, this is why I think Whitney was drunk. Because this was a very like drunken thing to be interjecting about repeatedly. Yeah, and she's like, I'm trying to listen to Jen. She's like,

but I need you to hear what she said. She's like, do not explain to me Whitney. Okay, I forgot what you're learning. Which Mary says these things. I'm like, what is she saying? I never understand what the hell she's saying. Mary is so fresh.

She's like, don't explain nothing for me. And meanwhile Heather's just eating termisu. She's just like, Jimmy another one. So then she's like, my cousin's on her own right now. So then Jen tells us, Mary has a problem with Whitney, like spin the bottle, like whoever the bottle lands on.

That's who Mary is, Mary Amikazby is going after. So Whitney's like, Jen was offering you a beautiful moment and people were talking. She goes, I don't need you to help me see that. I don't have a problem seeing, okay? Do you have a problem with me, Jen? Yes or no?

And Whitney's like, but you are talking to me like a child. This is why I think Whitney's drawing because this is the sort of thing where I think a sober person would just be like, okay, cool. I'm gonna take a step back. But Whitney is like, has that like a- You're married, you're being rude to her, but-

You're married with a Whitney- Whitney's just not gonna let it go, right? Yeah. So she's like, I'm talking to you for understanding, whatever that means. And trust me, I rewound multiple times on most of this scene. That's why I keep correcting. Because I had to keep her winding to see what the fuck she was saying. She goes, I'm talking to you for understanding.

And if you take it as a child, that's your business. And Whitney says, but I'm not a child. I am a very smart woman. Just, well, I talked to my son as an adult and I'm aiming for direction, which is understanding. So I don't do dispute. aiming for direction, which is understanding. So I don't do dispute. When he goes, what's you missed though?

Was Jen actually offered you a very beautiful moment? Why does she keep saying this? Jen offered you a very beautiful moment, but everyone was talking. It's like you were talking with me. You talked over it, because I rewind that part too. You like Mary was trying to like,

they were trying to talk and you talked over to clarify. So Mary's like, I don't need you to tell me that. She goes, wait, Mary, take a step back. And he's like, Oh, Jesus Christ. Now she's telling me what to do. First of all, I am not a child. I am a very strong woman. Make that clear.

I have an opinion at this table. But yeah, Mary goes, you're too insecure. Grow the heck up. You caught me a little girl. You are a little girl. That should be a compliment. Mary just decides she's gonna turn it. Like not even like a delicate turn.

She's like, I've decided I'm going to make that a compliment now. And then Whitney's like, that is not a compliment in her. That goes, that's diminutive. She goes, that is dimin now. And then Whitney's like, that is not a compliment in her, because that's diminutive. She goes, that is diminutive, okay? That is diminutive. Because then you don't, then you don't, then you don't, which by the way, means extremely small.

I just clicked it up, because I was like, wait a minute, what? It's diminutive, not diminutive. And it means very small. So Heather's like, yeah diminutive, not diminutive. And it means very small. So how there's like, yeah, that is very diminutive. Then she's like, well, she's like, she's, she's, she, Mary say that's, then you don't marry. That doesn't make sense. She says, then you don't know Mary. And that's why you don't call me back. And that's why you didn't call me back for this event. And pretty y'all. Hit me, stand up and start yelling.

I was start pulling my children. Bring your voice down. Bring your voice down. Don't you yell at me. Wrong girl. Wrong girl. Or you don't yell at me. Wrong girl.

She goes, don't think you're above anybody else and don't yell at me. She goes, I'm not above anybody. And here it goes. You can go. Little girl. Well, Wendy goes, just, if I answer FaceTime in a car, that's irresponsible with other people's children in the back seat. It's like now, like fighting over like the ethics of answering a FaceTime. And the internal part of me.

And then the after commercial music isn't just that dun, dun, dun, it's dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Cuz it kind of like replays a little bit, but like some more flavor. So then Whitney stands up and Mary is like, your car's up front. Did you drive? You could leave? Did you drive? You could leave? You'll calm down Mary. Once, you have a sign on. And Whitney's like, I don't know what it took this turn. Mary caused me. I have had your back more than any woman in this room.

Mary. I love you. Mary. I love you. Mary, I love you. Well, act like it. I do act like it. You never show me. You never show me. So Mary tells us, whenever I call Whitney, she doesn't answer.

It's like I'm not important. Like, I'm a relevant. Like, she definitely got the bobble head. Then she says a bobble head, that's a big head, you know? Like in the car. Cause your head is so big that it's just bobbling. I think Mary oddly enough has a point here. Like I would be too if I had someone who just would never answer my call

or just didn't write back responsibly. But you know. But here's the thing, she did call back. Because Mary saying she never called back, but the Whitney, but then at another time, she says it was 45 minutes. Like it took you 45 minutes. And then Whitney says that she did call her back.

She just didn't call her back right away. So, and it wasn't good enough. So, this whole thing is supposed to be. They're both kind of big so silly. But then Mary, I just love when, you know, Mary has such a strange way of words and like the bobblehead thing, they're all, it's just all these like gems,

these strange gems that come out of her mouth. So then Mary, Mary, Mary takes what needs to the front of the culinary institute of Utah or whatever it's called. And she's like, all right, Whitney, come on, let me calm you down here. Look at my back, doesn't look like one of those things on Family View where the families all sit there, like a family photo. Yeah, that's the. Look at my back, doesn't look like one of those things on Family View where the family's all sit there

like a family photo. Yeah, that's the kind of on my back. Okay, now you're calm down now. Okay, well tell me what's going on now. So then back at the table Mary's like, but I called her four times and Heather's like, but I mean is that really a greater offense than she goes, hold on, hold on, can you even hear, can you even hear,

just I've heard you four times and she's like, no, you're not hearing. You're'm hold on, hold on. Can you even hear, can you even hear, just I've heard you four times. And she's like, no, you're not hearing. You're talking with me. You're talking with me. Yeah. I was like, wait, that means that you're talking, you're having conversation. So, Mary, all right, Whitney, I'm eating you.

You gotta take a deep breath. Okay, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. And when you a deep breath take a deep breath and when you say And she's like crying and trying to clean her or a thing, but she's like crying through her her little Her little thing that she does. Yeah, she's doing her hand rolling thing in the air going clearing my aura But you know, I know and Meredith is like well here's the thing I know how you speak about Mary and me, and you're very supportive and kind of to Mary.

So hopefully I can pass this baton of calling Mary out for being coldly around the end. All right, I'm just gonna do this as you're fine. I went and he's like, I called her back two hours later. I didn't listen to enough. I should have answered. She thought I was better.

And then she wrote me a nasty text. And then we see, then when you read just these texts from Mary, which really kind of like rival to Gila Katie's. And she's, these texts are like, you think you're better than me? I can tell you, you're not. I'm better than you. If you have something to say, it's better,

you say it to my face, because you deserve everything, Jen, didn't you? Which is of course what you'd expect from a religious leader. And she's like, I'm glad I'm older than you. I look younger than you. I don't need all the fake injections of my face to make my face look like whatever. And I don't need tummy text and face implants and breast implants and everything about you is fake. I've never had plastic surgery. Never. I don't need it like you do. Like, geez. You know, like, you know, this is a spiritual leader. You know, sometimes you gotta like give the word of the book to people.

Well, this is some old testament shit right here, okay? This is, this is like before God was like nice, you know, and the old testament. He was just like, you need to get your tummy tauty fat back. Oh my God, God spoke to me. Hey Sarah, you want to have a baby? Look pretty or God. Oh, I should say me.

Hey Abraham, tell your woman to get some Botox already. Am I right? Hey, I'm turning her wife into a pillar of salt. So you can maybe season your shitty food fatty. Oh, okay. So, um, so then what need to tell us, uh, uh, Meredith, there's just so much that happened last year. But I was the only person who stood up and took it for her. I was single, howedly Mary's PR team.

I'm like, was she? I don't seem to remember that. I mean, she was a good friend to her for sure, but I don't think she was like her PR team. Yeah, and she's like, I have been a good friend. I have protected her from rumors, and it is all online. I have gone to her church. I have donated to her church.

So why are you going out of your way to hurt me? Bing! Hold on. You have butt implants, stupid and your ears grow. That was me, Mary! They're here to treat me like this. I'm like, fuck you, Mary Cosby. I have people knocking me down, being like, how can you support? How can you be friends with her? Well, here's a transition that barely makes sense for this moment, but I'm going to do it anyway because I've been aching to get this story aligned going.

I had a very bizarre conversation at least as a man with a man who used to belong to Mary's church. And I was not prepared for him whatsoever to have this conversation. I had no idea it was going to be happening. It was very cryptic. Do you know what man? His name is Camry. Something. I don't know. There's a man. I'm mad at him. I don't know if it was crypt. It was truth or cramped. Okay, there was a man, and I mad him. She's really going the long way with it. It's like a five minute thing for her to say this.

So Whitney is like, yeah, I, you know, oh, you know what, you can say it, Mary, that's, I don't know if it's you or me, but I can't remember my lines. Yeah, it's me. I think Silverwater at the chiropractor once and interference, it causes, wait, let me start over. It causes me. I drink silver water at the chiropractor once and interference. It causes wait. Let me start over. It causes interference. See what I'm saying? Do you know a Cameron? I do. I love her work. I miss her on my TV. Not Cameron man. I'm saying a man named Cameron. Oh, oh, yes. I love his musicals. Phantom of the opera is but not Cameron Macintosh and I know that from Bruxy Cameron

But I who has stuff to say about Mary even though I don't know what it is Yes, I was surprised he was a born again Christian. He loves talking about the Virgin Mary not car Cameron I'm talking about Cam Cameron. I'm talking about Cameron. Southern charm is so good. No. All right. I love Titanium. I love Titanium. Not shit about Cameron.

I just don't shit about her. All right. Just do that. So she's like, when he takes this long pause, like, oh my God, I'm at it, Mary, but I'm I'm ready to really throw Mary under the cold bus right now. So she takes a really long pause and she's like, okay, here we go, basically. So she's like, well, you know that I am very close to her cousin, Joelle, and I started getting very close

to Mary and then Joelle pulled me aside and said, I just need you to know, be careful. Never make Mary. Mab, Mab, Mab. Everybody out going in here? No, I'm just saying Mab a lot, because he really meant it. Mab, Mab. Jowel, Mab.

Jowel told me three things. Four things, actually. Never make Mary Mab. Never feed her after midnight. Don't expose her to light. And whatever you do, don't get her wet. Wet. Wet. She told me to well told me this thing. If you ever want to talk to Mary, get her a cow was white, a smoke, a capers red, his butt, the hair, his yellow was corn, his liporous pure is cold. Well, it's the last midnight better, better rap this time. This week, this is why I was like we got to do it tonight because it's gonna be it's we got to ride this high

Newton's okay, so she's Meredith is like something to think her cousins are afraid because they have a certain level fear I'm just like yeah because they believe she holds the power of God. Her congregation thinks she is God. And I don't think that's a secret. If you look at the walls of the church, her grandma, her painting is in the wall with Jesus. And when they pray in tongues, they're talking to Mary because she's God. And you know, that's why she feels like she has a past to talk to me in a demeaning way

because she knows she holds the spirit of God God No, still me silver water. Oh God. Sorry. I just saw Mary driving by in a tiny toy corvette So let's let's take a moment. Okay, because we're going, we're being bonkers, but let's take a moment to appreciate that, like Whitney and Mary got into a fight about not calling back on a text or whatever. And now, like Meredith is consoling Whitney by commiserating over the fact that Mary might be running a cult and that people think she has the will of God on her.

And that if Whitney gets on the wrong side of Mary on this fight about the text messaging and eternal carpool that she might use the will of God that's within her against her. Right, yes. And they've been planning this whole thing against Mary to use this information and couldn't find the perfect way to bring it up But then Mary got mad that Whitney didn't answer her phone call and that's what leads to this I mean, yes, you can't you can't make this shit up

So then back at the table Jen is behind Mary hugging her and she's like, oh my god, you know what? Mary's just hurt. She just needs an I'm sorry and Mary's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt, everybody. Just like, she's like, so I have this like, okay, what do you need from Whitney to know she's your friend and she does love you? Might I suggest a Bolero jacket? And Mary's like, show me because I don't feel secure in her and so Whitney returns to the table and Mary's like Like she's all mad. So Meredith says Mary went me can we have peace? I'm Mary's like Meredith you didn't even get my side like you didn't even get my side

Yeah, but I want peace well I have a side yeah, but okay, you know what? I want to know your side. What's your side, Mary? What is that? And so, and Mary-A-Marith was like, I mean, sorry, Heather Bacer tells Whitney like we can't get through to her. So like stop freaking out. Like don't worry about it, you know?

So Mary-A-Marith was like, well, you know, Mary, she was escalating and walking to the door. And I was trying to create a resolve. Okay, that was my only goal. And Mary is doing that thing where she's smiling, but really angry. And she's like, what about me though? Like, what about me? She's like, well, you were receptive to me.

You're like, you're like rabbit ears. We are ones pointing in the wrong direction. No reception, right? So Mary's like, you're like you ain't chaffin a wind storm. All right. I was trying to comfort you. She says, you were. I didn't know that. I didn't you were? She's, yeah, I was trying to comfort you and with me. And he's like, oh my god. I swear. I didn't know. I'm so sorry. And then she hugs Mary. Oh my God, I swear, I didn't know. I'm so sorry. And when she hugs me,

I said, I'm very careful how I got them all this. So Lisa's like, what the fuck, when did Marath become the Mari whisper? I love that. Yeah. So Heather's like,

oh my God, Mary, there's so much love for you here. She goes, you know, I don't get that. I don't get screamed at, not by my child, or not by my husband. I don't get screamed at. And Whitney's like,

Mary, do you care about me? She screams at her basically. That's her response is to scream at her. And Mary's like, I don't think we're friends like that. I really don't. And Whitney's like, I am crushed. I, she, you know what? She thinks that I guess I think that she, I was her minion and I won't be her soldier. I won't be a thick loves. I're off she, I was her minion and I won't be her soldier. I won't be the gloves.

Her off then, Mary. And then she like, slings back the rest of her wine. So then it's another day and I can't believe the show was still going. I was like, and seen. Like that would have been a amazing episode right there. Like, and we're done for the day, but instead, it's three days later and, you know we have like Heather, she's got like

some of the some of that bachelor party stuff that Jim brought over last episode and she's talking to Meredith about going to Ville and made it's like, well, I went to Aspen for an memorial for my father. And so I was there and I realized that rather than come back to you I could just get a direct flight to Colorado and from Colorado. I could probably just Drive. Can we just wrap this up? I have a dildo headband on. So just wrap this up. I'll meet you there We go over to Lisa's house and another thing this show is doing that's cracking me up is they're making the husbands do the obligatory

like watching your wife pack scenes but the husbands are not even pretending to like be into it. They're complaining the whole time. So Lisa's packing and John's like, seriously, you're packing more stuff because yeah, I'm gonna drive there like I need that. You know, Gucci's like,

jeez, and carrot, I'm wearing John and I'm just surprised that you would care what my opinion is suddenly she goes it's rhetorical John you're on camera It's called being cardiac So then we go over to Jen and she's in her closet with marillo her assistant and she's packing and she's like I'm not sure if they look quite ready for this. And then Sharif walks in and he's like, oh my god. Oh wow, I stepped into the world of packing. Women are so crazy. He always acts like he's walking into the baby center in the hospital where he's holding

the newborns. Oh, it is. Hi, hi, baby. Hi, listen, this is the one thing I don't ever help with the packing. It's just so much. Hi, I'm a rulo. Wow, are you guys packing? Wow.

She's like, yeah, we're going for two days. And he's like, but are you sure you need all this? Am I done here? Can I leave? Can I? Can I be by? Hi. So that was the next day.

And we're at Beauty Lab and Laser at the parking lot. And Heather has arrived first and she's at the party, there's a party bus. And so now the show gets like very much like real time. They're going to, they try to tease out, they're really setting the stage. We're seeing like every single second of what happens, right? So Heather's there and she facetimes Mary and she's like, I'm ready for Vail Mary and so Mary basically says that she woke up with the worst headaches, so she's just gonna fly private as one does when you have a headache.

And she also won't show herself on the facetime. You just see the top of her bed, which is also a throne. It's hilarious. It's also actually has a throne headboard. She does. It's also very reminiscent of when I face time with my parents to help them with their Apple TV. It's like, uh, yes, I'm looking at the ceiling. Dad, can you show me the screen? So then, um, I had this like, well, she's flying private, but that's a crop out because I'd love to be flying private instead of road tripping with Lisa playing license plate alphabet game. And so she's like, Mary, I don't care how you get there.

Just boat, car, motorcycle, just get here if you can. Lita Adams is losing her mind. She's like, dude, I'm lyric. I can get my royalty. So then Whitmie comes and she's like, whether I probably shot ski. And then she learns that marriage not going to be there. So she feels like she dodged a bullet. And then do we drop off Jenny? And so Whitney's like assigning seats in the party thing, just like, you know, getting into a getting into a van, right? Like a party bus. And so they're all sort of settling in.

And then... And Jenny arrives with just too much extra because she's so excited. Interesting. Here I am, can't believe it. We're gonna have so much fun girls. Big hug, we're gonna be doing that. Everyone else is just like sitting there

with a magazine and some cheetos. I know. So Jen Shaw arrives with snacks and she's got her box braids in and everything. And she's telling them that it took her two hours to do the braids and all that stuff. So it just seems like, you know, it's like everything's fun.

And here comes Lisa Barlow. Hi. And they're all getting on board. And there's a producer in there attaching the GoPro's to the windows, you know, to get all the shots and everything. And while the producer is setting up the GoPro's to the windows, to get all the shots and everything. And while the producer is setting up the GoPro, Jen gets a phone call, at which point, my heart is like really sick.

Even though we've already seen bits of this and that teaser, I'm so excited, right? So she gets a call, she's like, hi baby, where'd be the lab in laser? Uh-huh, and go to the house. Oh, okay, hold on one second., me could you turn this mic off? Trim this mic off when you say um, okay, so she does and Jin gets off the bus and the music's like Like they're slaughtering there's just slaughtering the choir

This is also the same music that plays in my head when Postmates is about to arrive at my place. Like watching on the map. Don't do it. So Lisa, so Jen is now in the parking lot, okay? And she's on the phone and she just listening. She's not saying anything. I feel like someone told her, do not say word. This is what you tell them.

Don't say anything right now, because whatever you can say, whatever you say right now, couldn't grenade you. Just give, tell them. Don't say anything right now, because whatever you can say, whatever you say right now, couldn't grenade you, just give, tell them there's internal bleeding or whatever, right? So Heather comes out of this, Heather's gone to the bathroom.

She's in beauty lab in laser, and Heather comes out. And at this point, this is the funniest shit ever to me, Yorani, because we know that, we know that Jen is apprehended, I think, at her home, or they pull over the car that she eventually needs. Yeah, they pull her over. But the next like few minutes, Jen is trying to get out

of there. And Heather is like, oh, honey, you want to come in and say goodbye to the girls? Why don't you come and say goodbye? What a hug. What a hug. Heather is like slowing her down. Like the cops are close again. and Heather is just providing so many obstacles And I was cracking up because all Jen wanted to do was just like escape to freedom and Heather There's just like you want to I want to hug here's a hug. I know So Jen's like well, I have bad news. Um Sharif senior has internal bleeding He had the doctor's appointment and so now he has internal bleeding and they're gonna do surgery. She goes, oh my god, before you go, one of your braids isn't done. Just let me just

braid this long strand of hair for you. Okay, can I show you this viral video I just saw when I was in the bathroom. It's so funny. Hold on, that's a bad joke. I'll call it on the service out here. Lisa's like, well, I mean, if he's okay, you know, you can catch a fly. And then it goes, I mean, how can he be okay? Is he okay? She is, well, I don't really know what's going on. Well, you know what, you know what's going to make you feel better? We brought those little baby fish that eat the dead skin off your feet. So just sit down.

Take off your boots. We'll give you a nice fish pedicure. Yeah, we have to let's like some pedicures right now. You want to do that, huh? Oh, oh wait, hold on a second. I want to show you the route that we're gonna be taking to Vale. Okay, so stop one Even a few miles. We're gonna go the bathroom there. Stop two is the following. There is a rest There's a McDonald's that we can get some Internal bleeding internal bleeding. I've got to go

But you know what you need to do is tell the girls first so she's okay internal bleeding I've got to go but you know what you need to do is tell the girls first so she's like okay I girls I got a call from the hospital Sharif has internal bleeding and Jenny's saying oh my God one thing we really need to do finish this coloring back and adult coloring back it's gonna make you feel much better just take a seat we're gonna be doing the license plate um alphabet game and so since you won't be part of it we're wondering could you just like preload your guesses so she's like gotta go and Whitney says but you mean like your husband and Lisa goes what happened like so she tells them he had an appointment and they found out he has internal bleeding you might have surgery and Lisa's like can I give you a hug? I give you a hug. Oh my god.

Yes. The bleeding, they're saying it's getting worse by the second. I really should go, okay. All right. Let me give you a hug. Now Jenny wants to give you a hug. There you go. All right. I want another one. I want to, wait. Hold on. I got you some fresh wolf. Here. Hold on. It's in this bag. Hold on. Okay. It's a fresh wolf. No. Hold on. hold on it's in this bag hold on okay So fresh well hold on I think it's in you know what it's it's in the back of the car hold on I'm gonna get from the back I have the keys right here. So had this like, okay, we'll just go. I'll be praying to the outer darkness for

you. And then Jen's, Jen's aunt's truck pulls up. And we know because it says Jen's aunt's car. So she gets in and and halls ass out of there. And Lisa's like, should we pray? I mean, how is she gonna get there? This is like the only bus that takes people places. I mean, this is just, you know what this says? It's just not awesome. Okay. Yeah, and they have been saying like, well, we can cancel the trip for you Jen.

If you want, we can stay, we can come with you Jen. We can come, you want us to come with you Jen. We don't have to go on this trip. So then the Jen is left and the producer, the woman comes steps on the bus goes, um, are you guys being serious about thinking about not going? Just curious because it's like that kind of changes everything. She's so mad. They're about to cancel the cast trip. Yeah. And they're like, yeah. And Jimmy goes, well, I say that we just go. I mean, there's nothing we can do anyway. And Whitney's like, I asked Justin to reach out. He will give us updates. And they're basically trying to talk themselves into going, right?

But feeling okay about going. And the Whitney says again, Justin, we'll find out what is going on. Okay, Whitney. Okay, we all have massive faith in Justin. Okay. So then Lisa's like, but like, if it's not super serious, because you got like a private driver It's a private driver a driver for money. It'll do what it wants you to do So Heather's like Heather's like well one of the shots quads will drive they would want us she would want us to go Did want us because they're all yeah like you said they're all like I'm talking themselves And she goes I would and Jenny goes I would want you guys to have fun if my husband was dying

and then she starts laughing. And then outside we see that they're being swarmed, right? There's like 12 minutes after Jenna's left, they're still yammering. And we see like an FBI guy in the background, just like there. And then Heather's like, well, hopefully, Jenna will meet us there.

I mean, let's think positive. I would think she's come. She leaves, it goes, I would think she's coming as police officers are now everywhere. Saying yes, she's coming. Right, but during that thing, where they're on camera, so they're not supposed to be like looking at people walking around outside, right?

So they're like, let's just keep talking. Like, let's just keep this scene going. So they keep going and here's a producer going, guys, they have police here and they have guns. And so we hear a guy going, oh, my security, we're looking for Gen Shaw. The producer's like, she just left. And so then an officer enters the limo.

So as the officer enters the limo, they're still talking and you hear Lisa going, your hair is so long. She said that to Jenny. Like, this is what they're talking about. They're totally oblivious. Totally oblivious the fact that home ants are getting around at them. And then when he sees the guy, he goes,

hey, he goes, hi. Yeah, he goes, hi. And they're all like, hi. And Jenny goes, what did you do Heather? And Heather goes, wait, why are the police here? Wait, NYPT, like watching it, like sort of like wash over their faces. It was, like you were just like waiting for them to realize.

Oh, it was so good. So one of them is like, well, what car was she driving? What block car and went and say, is this a prank? Are you going to show me a weiner? Do it. Do it. I have a fiber in my pocket. Where is Ashton Kuchar? And then these says like, what the fuck is going on? And Heather's like, I'm freaking out. Oh my God, where's the ballerro?

I need a ballerro. Ballerro jacket immediately. Well, she with her husband is not what you guys said. She's like, wait, wait, they're asking about Jen, I think. And Heather goes out there. She's like, I'm high. You might remember me. Eighth Bridesmaid with the Bolero.

It was in the papers. Okay, guys, what's going on here? We need Jen. We need Jen. The police keeps saying we just have to talk to her to make sure she's okay. It's like, oh, so it gets in and was wondering if someone you know has to go to the hospital,

there will be several police officers and home and security just checking to make sure you're okay, making sure you're okay. Right. Um, so Whitney's like, did you see the guns on them? Oh my God, they do have guns. Now there are arms, they've worked out a lot. And the others like, well, she took her bag

and she said to us that her husband had internal bleeding, is that right? And Lisa's like, stop, thanks, Radia! When he goes, she did have to me to turn off her mic. Her mic, her mic. Oh, it's not about your reef. It's not about your reef. So they're like, we just need to talk to her

and Heather tries to do cop jokes in front of the cops and they don't work. She's like, you know guys, I'm afraid of the polpo anyway, but this, I mean. And they just stare at her, it's right face. Where is Ashton Kutcher? I'm still waiting to see the punk's part of this. And the producers, like, is there anything

that we should be concerned about? Please, we're like, we just want to make sure she's okay. They keep saying that, it's so funny. And then Lisa goes, you guys, I'm going to puke. You guys, I'm literally going to, I'm going to puke. I'm going to puke, I don't like us, I don't like us. So she goes, you guys, I'm calling Stau. I'm having a ghost, should I call Jen?

Should I call Jen right now and tell her that they're here? And she goes, I don't think you should. I don't think so. I wouldn't need finally, I was like, they're looking for Jen. It's like, yes, Whitney, welcome. Welcome to the welcome. Have you noticed the SWAT teams that are surrounding the parking lot? And how they're says, guys, what if she's on the run? And that's how it could you imagine how like

shocking that must have been for them to be like, what the is going on like Jen's like Jen leaves in a moment later It's it's not just like the police can it's like It's the feds it is homeland security this swat teams like it is I cannot even imagine and oh God, you know those producers were so mad that they let Jen go. Oh, man They missed the money shot of like the cops coming out and arresting her. Oh God. Man. And she really scrolled out of there pretty well. She even though what she was saying didn't make a ton of sense. But seeing the look on her face. Oh my God, she just was like rambling. Just trying to get her story, keeping her story together. She looks right at the

camera. And she would try the camera. Like, would you take this mic off me, please? Juice, Heather just kept on cock blocking her from just escaping and like, it was just so, oh my God, it was just, it was absolutely amazing. I can't even imagine what next week is gonna be like. Wow, what a fun episode. We finally got it.

And I love how they did it right after the Erica Jane Stephens, you know, like this wow, what a fun episode. We finally got it. And I love how they did it right after the Erica Jane Stephens, you know, like this episode, it's like, are you missing women possibly going to prison? Well, we'll just wait. We're continuing this week on real ass lives in Salt Lake City. That's probably why they tacked it on to the crazy, like the crazy fight at the culinary and the two pieces I think that's interesting. I think that they probably could have fashioned a whole episode of like whatever stuff before the arrest, but they're like, ooh, Beverly Hills is wrapping up. This and we've got Potomac,

the reunion starting up. This is the perfect segue. Like this is the timing. So wow. this is the timing, so wow. Wow, fun episode, my god. Well, everyone who's even still here listening, an hour 150. Thank you for being here. What a fun time. Amazing, amazing times. Thanks everyone for listening.

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