Watch What Crappens - RHOSLC: Wild Ride, Mild Rose

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant comments, Jen swipes some re-re-gifted shoes, and Meredith dresses like half of a Sesame Street ostrich. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Watch, What Happens! The podcast about all the crap we love to talk about on E.O. Braves. I'm Ronnie.

I'm with Ben. Hi, Ben. Hey, Ronnie. What's going on? Hi, happy days. Guys, here's now 2022. Okay, it's our very first show of 2020, and we're all here together. What's going on? I have. It is now 2022. Okay. It's our very first show of 2020 and we're all here together.

Yeah. We're all we all made it into 2022. It's so exciting. Do you have a nice little break there, Ronnie? We had a nice about it. Even though we still had stuff coming out on our feed, Ronnie and I were not recording for about 10 days, which was lovely. Did you have a good break?

Oh my God. So good. I mean, I got sick during days, which was lovely. Did you have a good break? Oh my God, so good. I mean, I got sick during it, but it was so good. I hung out with my family, my nieces, and my sister hung out here from Christmas day for three days or four days. They just spent the night over in slumber party, and we just played PlayStation and laughed together. And then I got sick and basically went into a hole.

The second after the week, which was also, you know, look, I love bed. So I kind of welcome illness. I guess I shouldn't tell the universe that in case it's listening. But yeah, so it was great. How was yours? I was so good. I'm so glad that by the way, you're on the mend and it was great. How was yours? I was so good. I'm so glad that by the way, you're on the mend. And it was great. I spent so much time playing board games.

I went crazy playing board games and eating food and board games again. It was really what I needed. I kind of was, I didn't really watch much TV. I mean, I kept up to date with our like, Vanderpump rules and real house doesn't Miami and all that stuff. Just so I could stay current, but it was just so lovely to just unplug a little bit and just be with friends and be with food, although I do that anyway. But it was really, it was so needed

and I feel totally refreshed. I feel totally ready to dive back into what's going to be a very crazy next four months for us because later this month, it's like official. Our 2022 tour is gearing up. We're always talking about it, but now it's just around the corner. In fact, our annual crappy awards are obviously on January 27th in New York City, and it's also our 10-year anniversary show.

But the nominations for the crappies are coming out this week. And we're really, really excited about it. We're gonna talk about some of the nominations, because we still have some woodling downs to do, and we're still accepting some last minute nominees. We're gonna talk about that on Green Room tonight on Take a Seat. So definitely come join us if you want to, if you're like, oh my God, I hope that this person

is definitely nominated or they cannot forget about this moment. We are finishing up the ballot right now. So come join us at 7 o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast to talk crappies and best moments of 2021. And then our bonus episode this week, by the way, is going to be a crappies nomination special. So we're just like really gearing up for it. It's going to be so much fun. Yes.

So we're excited for that. And you know, guys, we can't wait to hear your ideas because it takes a village to build a golden crappie, not a thing. So there's that good good our bonuses and all that good stuff over on Patreon. We do two videos a week. So just go to patreon.com slash watch what crappens and sign up. Find out what we do. And very excited for this year. Very excited for the state of housewives. You know when Andy, in an interview years ago, said if he starts doing things like girls trips and this and that is the decline of housewives

and it means it's like in its final inning, I really don't think so. I'm worried about that for a little while. I do not think it's ending. I should have stood up. Yeah. I mean, what would life be without this? I know actually looking at, as we compile these nominations,

it's like, oh my God, there's so much good stuff. Like it's gonna be an incredibly difficult ballot. When it comes out, every year people are like, oh my God, that was way harder than I thought it would be. This year will probably be the most difficult ballot for the crappies because these moments are just, they're so good. I mean, we all know, we all know,

we're gonna be talking about Jen, Shaw getting arrested, we're gonna talk about Erica Jane and her scandal. I mean, how do you choose between those two? Like, those are two iconic moments, things that happened. Like, we've had some of the most iconic real housewives and Bravo things happen this year.

And also I think what's exciting too, Ronnie, is that this is the first year where it's kind of not a shoe wind that oh, Roni is just gonna win because basically for the past 10 years, Roni just wins best Bravo show, right? Every single year. And this is the first year.

Yeah, I was feeling the votes are not going to sway that way this year. Things can change very quickly in the world of Bravo. You know, we see it with our cast members, one minute, they're like the most loved thing on the planet. And the next second, everyone's like, I hate that bitch. I mean, watching the world already turning against Kathy Hilton is cracking me up. Wait, they're turning against Kathy Hilton. Oh, yeah. Well, first, her like, I won't come back with that $2 million, which I don't believe that that was really true.

But still, first people are like, oh, get off your high horse, Kathy. And then this Paris show came out on Netflix. And it basically shows Kathy not at all like she is on Beverly Hills. You know, she's just like different. And then a Paris documentary came out, which came out a while ago, but it takes people a while to get pissed off at things sometimes. And Paris tells a story of how her parents, you know, sent her to one of those like Dr. Phil type camps where it's like, you will be a, I'm going to scare you straight.

And they had people come kidnap her in the middle of the night and she was all traumatized. So Kathy's kind of already gonna be returning with a lot of villain fan energy coming out here. Yeah, the tides can definitely change. I mean, one minute you're like Roni and you're Vanderhoam rules and you're like the Krem De La Krem. And the next minute, people are just calling for your show to be taken off the, you know,

off Bravo. So I mean, it's like, you do not get arrest. You do not get arrest. Yeah. So anyway, we're excited to get into that all month long. It's a crap. It's going to be a golden crappiest festivist. So we're never going to start talking about it. But anyway, we'll see it take a seat tonight But in the meantime guys real housewives of Salt Lake sin episode two 15 the miseducation of Mary Cosby This show this show it's just I Mean every episode one after the other. I'm like, oh my god. What did I watch? And then the trailers the previews for next week. it's every week, the previews for the next week are just so they're just insane.

It's an insane show. It's insane right now. It really is. And there's so much that happens on these shows that you really don't realize how crazy it is sometimes. Like I was watching Miami before this. And just see, you know, the pink and purple dog or like the boobs coming out that are just like,

got a punch you in the face. There are so many things you don't really notice anymore after seeing it. And at Christmas, I was telling somebody, actually it was one of those stories where someone's like, oh my God, you guys, did you hear about so and so and I'm like, well, let me tell you what happened with this lady, you know, who has a church, but then people are accusing her of thinking that she's Jesus and making people mortgage her homes for $300,000. And then she shows back up in town with the new face and new body and lighter skin and the new nose. And they're like, who is this?

I'm like, Mary from Real House. I said, I'm sorry. Do anything else? Do you know anybody else? No, I don't. It's this fucking show. It's crazy. Yeah, seriously. So let's jump into this week's Salt Lake City episode, which opened up with, you know, I call it the

Super Nintendo Tabernacle Choir or Tabernacle Choir because it was very, it reminded me of playing Pilot Wings in 1991, the music, you know, it sort of had like a menu screen sound, you know I'm talking about. They're just putting that one choir ha into the sampler now, I just playing anything. Like is this like a virgin in ha's? What are you doing? a virgin in haze Material girl in haze are you just going through the Madonna catalog? The trixi monoclackle choir does elevator music. So, it's Whitney walking into a restaurant called the Ivy, which is hilarious because,

in Los Angeles, the Ivy is the storied restaurant where famous people go and sit in front of this white-picket fence that's side, and it's like it's movers and shakers, et cetera, et cetera. It's where I actually saw none other than encounters Luana Delos, I've said, the phone is singer and Alex McCord and Kelly Bensonone having lunch one day, okay? Great moment in my life. So it's like the super, super famous LA restaurant,

like the seniors restaurant. So then it's just funny to me, like that like the Utah version, the Salt Lake City version that Whitney goes to is just like in a strip mall with like the neon sign. It's like, welcome to the Ivy, where the movers and shakers for Whitney Rose go. Yeah, but it figures it's kind of like a low brand, a low rent brand IV kind of like mild rose. You know, it's like, it's fitting. So then she sees Courtney and she,

Hi, I'm Whitney. I have a square head today. Do not ask me why this isn't a wig. It's like, why is her hair square? Did you notice that? She has a Lego head today. I don't normally that's from like putting your hair under the wig, you know, like Lisa Vanderpump sometimes

gets that or anyway, I was very, the whole episode, I was like, that's not a wig because it's got roots. So tell me what's happening with the square head. Yeah, and then she was meeting a woman, like one of the women that was there at the IV. She was wearing kind of like, like an old lady card again with like a lacy lapel, not lapel, but it was like a lacy collar that sort of like went off-flopped over it, but then also this very

kind of like fluffy, I don't know what you call, like a ruffled dress, and I was like, I can't tell if you're a hipster or is this just kind of like, like a Mormon dress code thing, but either way, it was like very confusing to me. Yeah, it's all very confusing. It's not like city, you know, I'm like, I'm like, patchfully confused by by lots of things on the show. Also, it feels like we haven't talked about this show in 10 years. I mean, we took one week off for Cresync, but I was like, wow, look at that. Wow, look at the neon sign. How it's like one strip of neon inside a metal plate. Wow. So in his like, this rebrand is all about being in the wild.

So they're gonna turn the place into a jungle, which is funny because now that I'm saying it, like later on in the episode when they actually do have this party, there's like literally nothing about it that seems like a jungle. Like maybe they moved a firm, like this is not a jungle. A jungle is not fight cases. Okay. Yeah, this is what you get when you have like, like, you know, Courtney and the ruffle dress

making a jungle decor for you, you get a firm. Yeah, Courtney is like, listen lady, you're getting this for free, so you're not getting a jungle, okay, we'll see you later. You'll get one tiny little L couch in a corner to have your big scene. I'll put this burl-eye of album on the top. I'll just hold it against the wall to look sort of like a tree. So then we go to Lisa pretending that she cleans the toilet at her house, which I mean, seriously, nobody believes this, okay? And she's doing it. And like, you know, what do you call

that? Elean club wear, like the, you know, the really expensive pant blue loon lemons or whatever, how they try and make it look like you're, yeah, going to a club or a ball, but in yoga pants. Yeah, it was definitely like not cleaning the toilet. Like if I'm not cleaning the toilet, I've got a t-shirt on. I think that's the universal thing, right? Or I might not be wearing a t-shirt, but I'm not gonna be in the,

if I'm in clothing that looks like slightly nice, I'm not going near a toilet with a brush where things could splash up, you know? Yeah, well, you know who wants to be somewhere where stuff splashes up? It's a drawn. He comes in and she's like, John Draft Glock swipes, he's like, can I please get a drink now?

No, not till we're done talking about the Chlorox swipes. All right, you're never gonna have another drink until I am done talking. Yeah, she's like really into cleaning that toilet and really insisting that she's a big, big toilet cleaner. So then we go over to Heather at Beauty Lab and Laster and her business partner Dre is with her. Wouldn't it be amazing if her business partner was just like Dr. Dre? Like all along, she just says, working with Dr. Dre. So she's like, so she decides to give Dre like an Audi SUV and she's like, this is the smallest way for me to thank you for everything you've done for the business for the past two years I'm like Heather the smallest way for you to thank her would be to give her like a

$50 gift certificate to red lobster not an Audi SUV that is literally the largest way you could think her or have to business Yeah, or that too But she probably already has because she's a part didn't she call her her partner her business partner So look this is I always say the same things it ain't charity unless it's on television, you know So Jenny drives up in a neon green Lambo to two. He's office. I'm so excited to be at do he's office So he's like, okay, I've got a special table for you. So they have lunch on a exam. Adjustment table.

Adjustment table. Oh, an adjustment table, right? You know, Jenny is on this table. That's what I'm saying. Someone definitely just had their spine adjusted there. But you know, at their Jenny Ernst points, she brought them cheesecake factory, which I really appreciated.

I just, the stuff confuses me when I see it on TV. Then people eating three bags of cheesecake factory, how does that work? I just don't understand it. And then I get resentful. And now I don't like Jenny. Because I'm like, that's not fair. Like how were you two then? Maybe it was a Trojan horse.

Maybe she just had the bags, but it's like inside. It's just like a salad from like You know what what's a what's a fast casual concept they would have there for salads probably something like Greens of the wild My god, that is where I want to have my party mean greens salad Mean greens. Um, salad. You know that Whitney probably has like a salad place, a fast casual salad place like on her daily rotation that she always goes to and then like, every time I was like out of stuff.

And then she'll feel like the Jason's Deli kind of salad where they're like, here's a bean salad, but there's like, oil all over it. And you know, they just poured it out of a canister in the back. And the reason why I got mad is because you know that every time you're like, she's like, oh my God, let's get lunch. I'll be like, great. Where do you want to go? So like, why don't we go to mean greens?

She's like, every time it's always mean greens. I love mean greens. God, I love that place. I love a $20 salad. Wait, is that a real place? Mean greens. Yeah. Oh, well, look at that. I mean, Is that a real place? Mean greens. Yeah. Oh, well, look at that.

I mean, that's a real place. You can go eat it in West Hollywood. And so, um, also perfect for a housewife setting, right? Like a perfect fight place. Mean greens. So she's Jenny's making jokes about how she's hoping to find sister wife in the office. Um, too soon.

Okay. I know that you're not very traumatized by this, but I am. I can't even believe you're bringing somebody cheesecake factory who just did that to you. Okay. Yeah. That's definitely like a downgrade to like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a Luxcafe. Right?

Grand Luxcafe. Same company, but just not as fun. Grand Lux is amazing. How dare you? That's not just getting that down great to like a McDonald's drive through salad. That's all you would be getting. It's a down great to mean greens.

That's what it is. So Carl, in one first place in art, I'm sure you're thrilled. So then we go to another Italian place, which thank God the Italians are back. Was this guy on break? Was this guy who plays all the Italian people in Salt Lake sitting on break? Because I was so glad to see this actor back at work.

I was so concerned just seeing the bags from cheesecake factory. I'm like, why is this not like a bag from like Bucu de Beppo or like Margiano's little Italy? Like this doesn't make sense and not Italian forward restaurant obviously highlighted they even have a place like that and so how's it not cheesecake a factory yeah hello welcome here's your 90 page a menu yeah what about the Ivy that's like does that the rest there sign fall off is it really called like the I'm a policy mom or something like what's going on? So stupid. So Mary shows up in a really terrible outfit.

Yeah, it's like hyper hyper color, right? It's a lot. Mary just looks like she was walking along on a sidewalk and money just fell on top of her head. Like she has my idea of what to do with it, just whatever stuck to her, she wears out, you know, which I don't blame her, okay? I'm not, I'm not moneyed. So I would just be glad to have whatever, but I would like to think I would do something better with it. What? I don't know, but that shit is terrible.

I'll tell you that. Well, she did too try to do some coordination because she had like a green, like the hyper-colored green boots, but she also had the hyper-colored green shirt. And then she put on a little red blazer, like you put on a cracker. So she was sort of trying to do something, you know?

I think that Salt Lake City, the cast of this show, I think it's kind of like, there was such a repressive growing up that we've heard from this show. Like obviously, I would know from personal experience, but it sounds so repressive and like you have to wear certain things and you can't show your shoulders. It's almost like you're you're finally letting your child dress themselves for school and they just pick out the craziest stuff. It's like I can wear this now. Look, I'm putting jogging pants on my

head. But do you think of that mother? They're like okay, that's your choice. You know, it's like when you come out of the closet. Yeah, you come out of your choice. You know, it's like when you come out the closet, you come out the closet, you're just like, I'm gay to everyone or like, when you start doing crossfit, you're like, I'm doing crossfit, Facebook. You know, everyone just sort of, you know, does it, right? And I think that's what it is.

It's like, I can wear a ballerad jacket or not. Right. I can choose to peepee in my bed or pee pee in a toilet. And I'm choosing my bed. There's nothing. I don't think I actually only peeing in your bad violence and your religious laws amazingly. I think we veered off the religious laws thing a while ago. So she shows up in a terrible outfit and goes through the whole.

I'm here for a reservation and they're dressed to the ninth in this place where a guy is just wearing a flannel shirt like looking all gross like a heathen and you know the other two ladies are like hello a here for a award. I know they're really really trying to make Veneto happen. I was like an upscale lunch experience. And so, yeah, they get there and Mary's like, oh my god, I had to have lunch with you. I woke up and it had to be. It had to be.

And Mary's just saying, yeah, on yesterday, there was a lot of stuff. Because of course, the previous episode was that crazy fun luncheon at the Peace Peace Gardens and so this is like the the aftermath. Well, I'd love to talk about plot points with you, but I'd like a glass of short name point. Where they whispering first of all, okay? We're in a very, we're not seeing where we're out of front, right? Also, speaking of crazy clothes, Meredith is wearing like sailor bell bottoms and then like a jacket, like a sailor jacket with space shoulder pads.

What the fuck? It was like a, it was a shoulder pad battle between the two of them. They both had pointy shoulder pads and they were, Meredith is serving a lot of interesting looks. She has a feather number later, that's a real doozy. But she orders quietly, so I'm sure, and I don't wanna wake up my baby because I have my monitor right here.

And so then Mary starts talking about yesterday and she starts saying, I was telling Jen, I'm here for you. And then Jenny starts coming at me. And so then she starts doing a genuine impersonation, which I'm not going to do fully accurately because I'm not a monster. And so she basically saying how Jenny was saying, oh, she's lying. She said that Mary was lying. And that Mary was saying a lot of shit about Jen.

But Mary's saying it in like a superstar typical Asian accent. Right. And Meredith is like, no, character is please. This is the opposite of the USA network. No, King. That's me. That's how my dad, oh, sorry.

Go ahead. No, no, you tell you about your dad. I was just going to say that's how my dad, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, no, you'd tell you about your dad. I was just gonna say that's how my dad ends prayers at family meals. Like dear Jesus, thank you for bringing us all together under one roof. No characters, please. All right.

I love it. It's like they can't make it through one dinner with that. It's really mean to serve me a meat bowl. So Mary is like, oh, okay, well, if I did say a lot of things about Jen, so what is none of your business, how I feel and how I approach Jen? Mary always does that.

Mary is very much, she's not a yes and person. Like literally everything she says is none of your business. I'm allowed to do this. You don't get to tell me what to do. Like she's very, like that's kind of her blanket, like, get out of my face thing and she just tells people to just stay out of her business, which doesn't really work on a reality show.

Right. I was watching the rest of Selling Sunset during the break and this is a very Christine thing. Like, Christine gets caught in a lie and then Davina's like, Oh, I mean, you were saying something, but then they like caught caught in the lie and then Divina's like, well, I mean, you weren't saying something, but then they like caught you in the lie and then you like brought me in the lie. And then so I told them the truth because like, I don't want to lie because that's like a might real estate integrity. And Christine's like, um, you should like stand up for me no matter what. You betrayed me. And then it becomes like Divina to something wrong to her.

And that's a very Mary move. Yeah, very, well, what are the Mary Cosby? Because of course, Mary, Mary's selling sunscreen Mary move is just for Mary to like knock something off a table, bobble over to the wall, like a yo-yo or a top spinning top, you know. That Mary's move is to stick her finger into like a spiritual light socket

and just go fucking crazy. Although they do have very similar speech patterns, Mary's selling those app. Mary's cosplay does that too. I would love to see Mary Cosby and Mary's selling sunset having a conversation. I love that we don't even know Mary's last name. I feel like the facts would come through

I feel like they would start a fire like I feel like there would be some sort of weird friction that they would cause from all They're like jostling some army from Russia would show up like we got it. We got the SOS Part of a tesseract or something It's time for commercial. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. It's time for a crap and scum or show. So they're having lunch and then we're cutting between Jenny and her cheesecake factory and the at-your-fin lunch. And Jenny is like, well, I mean, look, we're trying to confront Jen, but then Mary just starts

lying. And I know I should have stayed calm, but I'm Jenny and I never stayed calm. Even in her diary room session, she starts yelling at the camera man. It's so funny. Yeah, she definitely does. She has, that's like her stick. And she goes,

guess what Mary said to me? I love your beautiful slanted eyes. I mean, you could have just said beautiful eyes, not beautiful slanted eyes. And, you know, she says how that's obviously like very insulting to her Asian culture. And that Mary should be more educated and not say that, which is totally true.

Like, it's like, it was like a big duh. And it was shocking how much Mary actually just kept on going back to that well. I mean, I agree. It's shocking. It's like, it really is shocking to me. And I like when they show the husband's finding out this information the first time.

Do we just like slanted eyes? You know how much that means. She's like, yes, I'm telling you, I get it. He's like, that's race. Like that's, she said that. She's like, yes, she said it. Yeah, like that's she said that Yeah, like it's like shocking and the thing that's shocking is that when Mary first said it it was shocking And then the fact that then in this episode she she tells the story back in the and the accent It's like I'm like what is wrong with you lady so then

Then Mary starts saying how she was like, well, Jenny seemed to have this disrespect for me that she can feel free to say whatever to me. And I feel like she's a reflection of Lisa. And it's like, well, Mary, you always feel literally as free as fuck to say anything to anyone, even if it literally makes no sense. And honestly, I love that. I love that. I love when she says, just crazy cookie things, but I don't love when she says, crazy cookie and offensive things. Well, you know, and Meredith is really hanging on,

like she's gonna be a good friend no matter what, but Meredith gets so uncomfortable. I mean, she's looking around like, where is my futuristic spings bone that I'm captivating anyway? I'm very excited. She's like, well, if I have a friend and I intro that friend to another friend, then how my friend treats that friend

comes from the friend that introduced that friend to my friend. However, it's like, what the fuck? And she's basically saying that because she's Lisa's friend she's just being like Lisa now. And Lisa is just spawning more and more Lisa's. You know, there's like all these, if they come with Lisa, they come from Lisa. Yeah, I love that idea for like a crazy sci-fi thing,

like a like a Twilight Zone episode just like replicating Lisa's, multiplicity Lisa Barlow's, ah, can I touch? Can I touch? Can I just bunch of Lisa's touching palms with each other? Sharing. Chick-fil-A.

By the end of the movie, you can't even see how it finishes because there's just fingerprints all over the camera lens. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Damn it. So Merit says, well, I do think that Jenny has a little bit of a temper to mention an issue with non pointy shoulder pads in my right shoulder pad friend. And Mary's like, but why with me? I mean, I'm the wrong one type of temper with. It's like, why would you marry because you're awful to Jenny? That's why. Yeah, you're awful to her and you just said she had slanted eyes. What are you talking about? How is to someone else's fault? I know. So Mary, she just really thinks that Lisa needs to check her friend and everything.

And Maryeth goes, well, her singing the praises of Janet for her son, and how compassionate I'm asking that. and the other thing is, a little triggering for me. And in case you don't remember, I was terrorized by this, well, men and my little baby child, if I am not hidden my way in a bassinet and sent him down a river to be taken up by a pharaoh, would have been killed by Jen, she'll herself.

Oh, so Mary says that she can't hang with these ladies because she just needs more depth. Okay, Mary's a very deep person, you guys. So Meredith is like, you know, I'm just a child. For me, because she calls me her best friend and we're like, so fun. And she's become more friends with Jen in the past year. And you know what, Jan dumb, and she's become more friends with jam in the past here.

And you know what, jam is done to my child. Little baby, why? I don't know why you wouldn't take my son's side. And then when she says this, she literally throws her arms out, like both of them, like the crucifixion kind of pose, but like slings them out and then just slams her head on her shoulder. Like, yeah, I'm all on things on them.

I'm like, yeah. What is going on with her? I did, we go to her interview, and we have a new interview look from her. And she's got this sort of like this sort of metallic orange rust colored thing that's's it's like a top Where I sort of like plunges down over both of her breasts and it looks like either two very large candle flames or like a double vision of Cathy Gryff and walking away from you

I put it looks like someone who doesn't understand oranges trying to get to the meat of an orange. It's like, Hey, So, someone just like bashing it. He didn't get to try to claw it to it and then they just gave off a marideth war. Just gave up. So, um, she's mom went really bothered me is that in all of these moments when there was that ice fishing or whenever

Lisa never turned to Janet said why you did to that little baby Brooks marks as wrong and instead it's let's me Peace and basically like making me feel like I'm in the wrong too and I didn't do anything wrong because if being terrorized by Jennifer Strong is doing something wrong, then I guess I'm the wrongest wrong face on the side of the wrong nurse. Welcome to wrong mountain. Meredith, you're doing exactly the same thing right now with Mary. Have you once said, Mary, you can't say that to somebody, or Mary, like, what the fuck is coming out of your mouth? I love you, but you're doing the exact

same thing. So whatever. Yeah. So then Mary goes, well, who is Lisa to you? And then Meredith, Meredith has a patented move that I feel like we never really discussed. And her patented move is to like grab the air in front of her face. Sort of like, and she grabs it towards herself. Almost like it's like the fingers collapse down towards her face. So she goes like a, yes, wow, I know what you mean, that's a good question. Like when you clasp your hand, but like finger by finger. And I'm actually really glad you brought this up because Julia and Real Housewives of Miami has her signature

move, which is also a hand move. And it's like a flick of all the fingers at you. And then she twirls her hand in your face like she's trying to thanks you with her information. You know, she's like, I'm very spiritual, elashing. And you know what I mean? And she's like, does this flick in front of your face? Like, oh my god, I totally believe you. I want to go now.

I want to go now. Yeah. Well, this is Meredith's version of that, where she just sort of like, she just like, clasps. She clasps and her fingers are all out, by the way. Her fingers are all extended as far away from each other as possible. Right. And then you can get the index to thumb.

Pinky to the heel of the thumb, but the thumb stays out. It's very important that the end she's giving sort of like a sideways sideways thumbs up Kind of it's ranking that's that I'm correct and I could use a ride maybe Yeah, that's it's kind of like that gesture to her means you know, it just means What's like it's like I'm right. That's the point. Right. Yeah, I'm right.

Case closed. Exactly. Case closed. Yeah. Oh, she could never be a judge and actually say case closed because the gavel would just keep falling out of her hands. Or judge, you can not keep flicking your head like, well, I'm just saying objection over.

I get it again. Well, let's see, which one of you guys just grabbed some air authoritatively because I did, which means case close. So now we get a very important scene and we know because we get the Ha rest Ha song that goes, Ha rest, Ha rest, Ha rest. Rest.

So we're at Lisa and Johns's and Jack is getting ready. He's going to prom. Oh my God. I can't believe it. That baby's gone to prom. Let's fix your hair. Oh my God. I love that.

I love that. So yeah, Jack is in his suit and he's like doing his hair and Henry's like, your hair sucks. And then the brothers start like punching each other and stuff and rough housing. And John's like, don't get Jack all sweaty before the prom. Can I please have some more?

No, John. Well, yeah, John, we're getting ready for brap. You know, I remember my brap, like it was yesterday. I've been in a stress level, and I run with this guy, Jerry, and we were great friends. And then I totally ruined that because I was like it was yesterday. I've been in a stress limo, and I went with this guy, Jerry, and we were great friends, and then I totally ruined that because I was worried that he was gonna try and kiss me,

but I didn't wanna kiss him, so I stressed out, and then he was like, oh my god, you're supposed to be fun. He didn't even take half the picture package. He's like, oh, my literally don't have that package. She took it from me. What is she talking about? The lies. I remember my problem like it was me. What is she talking about? The lies.

I remember my prom like it was yesterday. I was like in a stretch limo and we were having so much fun, but then the whole non-security surrounded it and then a SWAT team and they're like, is Jen Shawyer? Oh, wait a second. That was just a few days ago. Oh, wait. You're saying that that lady Lisa I went to prom with

is on a house. Well, I've got that so fun. That's honey. That's the one that kept asking the driver for Diet Coke and then tried to kiss me and then stole the prompt pictures. Cool. Yeah.

So, you know, one thing that's really funny about Lisa is that she loves to say people's names so that there's a doorbell and it's a photographer. Hi, man. Hi, man. Hi, man. He wouldn't be in the thought with that, Lime and Lime and Lime and He wouldn't be in the back with that Lime and Hi Lime and Lime and coming here Lime and

Maybe we could get some pictures of the piano Lime and Lime and what do you think Lime and Hey Lime and what about that big piece of I Lime and Hi Lime and would you like some sprite? I don't know if you've ever had that Lime and But it's lemon and Lime to call it Lime Yeah, lime and it's like lime and for lime and. He's like, okay, let's start up, Lisa get out of the picture. We're gonna start and get some pictures about you.

Okay, all right, stand up straight. Not you, lime and I love your work, lime and stand up straight, Jack. Okay, if you're looking this way, okay, look this way, okay. Turn your head, okay, strong jaw, okay, look up. Okay Okay, turn your head. Okay, strong jaw. Okay, look up. Okay, Lyman, you look up too. Everyone look up. Everyone look at Lyman.

Okay, Lyman, look at everyone. Okay, great. I look at every detail. Did you use my product? I just want this to be a magic author, Jack. Like if I could go to promised Jack for a Jack with Jack, you know I would. I would code myself as Jack,

but you know what, Jack would be Lisa and Lisa would be Jack. Oh my God. How weird that we both have Lisa cloning herself. I know. I know. Well, it's just sort of the natural progression of Lisa. Like, some days she'll get her hands on that technology

and she'll clone herself. Although, actually, I do like she's doing freaky Friday with her son, just so she can go to the prom. Oh my God. Can we open a fortune cookie together? Oh my god She's freaky Friday, but she gets to be in both of the people. It's like she would just get rid of everybody else you know if I could take this prom pictures with me and me I'll do that She's not like freaky Friday. She's just like um Sort of an interesting Friday

Like oh something happens today, Friday. Mildly entertaining Friday. Mildly sad Friday where middle-aged woman goes to prom and doesn't know all the songs but tries to sing along. I took the, okay, I didn't know that. I took both of the prom pictures because I just cut them both in the middle and now I have the bit, prom picture of me and me. Buzz state ever.

And guess what? I didn't kiss myself either. So then Jack State, Sammy arrives. And there was so funny, they're so cute. It's like that. Well, they're not adolescent, but they sort of have adolescent energy. You know, they have like this awkward,

like first time boy girl have done some boy girl thing together. And they have like this awkward like first time boy girl have done some boy girl thing together and they have like this hug. This like very robotic teenage hug like it's almost like watching like two scissors. I'm not gonna say scissors right? It's like if two scissors just close in on each other like hug hug is done. I need bumps into her and she drops the flower thing. What do you call that? Well, I think he dropped the booting year that she was holding for him and then they like she

She she drops the booting year and Lisa goes I love that Which I think it's like is that just her like stress response now? Something fell I love it. I love that Clean up on all I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. Clean up on all of that. Um, so let's see. John's like, Clemisa, I mean, who's going to prom here, Lisa? Is it you or her? Shut up, Thursday.

Um, so then we got a Whitney's house and Whitney. Whitney is very stressed out. Look, I will prove it. Hi, Courtney. Did you get those table figured out or what do I do I need to do that to? Is it a jungle yet? Have you moved a plant from the door and to the other door? Tell me, are it so stressful being a business maven? Hey, Courtney, I had a great idea to make it a jungle. I can go to mean greens and get

idea to make it a jungle. I can go to mean greens and get their avocado salad and we can staple the greens to the wall to make it a jungle. Just put a salad in front of Jen and piss her off. Done. So let's see, she's super busy guys and Heather comes over to help her do some gift bags and her hair. I mean, so much just fix her hair. Now she looks like friends, I don't usually care about hair. I don't know why it's bothering me so much, but I'm like, how did you just spend 300,000 dollars? And this is what's happening to you.

Come on. Yeah, I don't understand why there's all these expenses, but I mean, I don't know. I don't run an MLM, you know? So when he's like this event is going to kill me 2,000 kill so the launch of wild rose beauty is days away. I am freaking out. I still Don't have my products labeled and I still don't have my gift baskets put together and Heather gets it She built business. I just need someone to help.

Got me through the madness and let me bet. That was long. And Heather's like, oh, come on. Just have a drink. I mean, look, you've done so much. I mean, look around you. You didn't have these pillowcases. You didn't have all these gifts for the gift bag. You didn't have the gift bags. I mean, you've done a lot. That's just a lot of shopping, okay? Yeah. You went on Photoshop, bought a pillow. Yeah. You went over to some Zazzle, okay?

So it's like, yeah, free branding. And so Whitney's like, oh my God, we have officially gone through our savings. Well, the question is also how much do they have in savings? Let's be honest, too. $300,000. I guess so. That's a lot.

So Heather's like, she does like an unavoidable cringe face. Like, she's trying to be supportive, but she even less that cringe out. And she's like, so does that add strain to your relationship? And you know, Justin is upset because it's kind of like, she's taking the kids money to, and I mean, what, I mean, what was that money going to be used for?

College, future trajectory of greatness, I've been overrated. Who needs it? And just have to point this out, you know who's really enjoying this scene right now, right? That's wife. That's what wife is scene right now, right? That's why. The next wife is like great, great. She's probably sitting around with her kids like, see, I told you this would happen.

So she's like, well, you know, the kids though, it's a family. And how they're like, well, I mean, it's not like any money that you make from this. It's not just yours. It's going to be your families. And she's like, what? I don't even have my own bank account just kidding. Maybe you get me some wine. So she says that she invited all the girls, even Lisa and even Mary, even Lisa, because she invited Mary because she wanted her

merit to see that her brand is a big deal. And Heather's like, yeah, plus also she would like your stuff. She said, well, she actually has my stuff, but that's fine. And Wendy starts talking about how she had her play day with Lisa last episode. And she goes, Lisa is on this whole, I'm not Mary's friend. I believe Cameron, which is not really what Lisa said, but Whitney again is totally distorting it to create drama. Right, and they're like, well, I mean, last week, she loved Mary, and she was defending her. And now this, I don't get it.

And she's like, well, do you remember when she went downstairs? It's another Whitney detective moment. And I love this. Remember when she went downstairs with Mary and Vail, she says, Jen said that when you mess with my church, you go to jail. You know what? That sounds like monopoly. No, it sounds like she had something to do with Jen getting arrested.

Um, like, no, that's no, even great years of monopoly. I've actually believed that if it was monopoly monopoly, actually, there's some logic there. Cause there's an actual jail on monopoly. Like this is so money and monopoly. Yeah. Like this is so crazy. And the fact is that Heather and Whitney are just happy to indulge this conspiracy theory. And we just sit there and watch them just group think their way into it

because then Heather's like, wow, like, do you think that she had something with Jen getting indicted? And Whitney says, that's what it sounds like. Either she really is God or she knew something, but I mean, she wasn't on the bus that day with us. And you know who else wasn't? Nicole Kidman. I think she's in on it too. And Heather tells us, well, it's not crazy that Mary might have something to do with Jen's arrest, because there's no way that she's over all the horrible things that they went through. You know, Jen mocking her marriage, being relentless on social media. So it wouldn't be, it wouldn't surprise me. Okay, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody maybe called somebody, but the FBI and Homeland Security

is not getting involved in real housewives getting mad at each other on social media. Yeah, Mary runs a cult. She's not calling up the feds to rat anyone out. Okay, she knows better. I also am not totally convinced that she knows how to like, rat out, marina, I mean, a gen shot.

I don't even know how she would get that information. Like I just, I don't, I think this is, there are a lot of holes in this conspiracy theory as there are pretty much every conspiracy theory, but this one's really like, this is a big hole. This is a big, big hole. Well, they do have a point when they say, they remind us that Meredith hired

a private investigator on Jen, so maybe she found something out, but I mean, that would be a lot to find out. And anyway, we know from the documentary that they've been investigating for a really long time, right? I'd better say this has been an investment, well, maybe with a private investigator found out, the private investor may have found out some of this information,

but I don't think that Meredith and Mary had anything to do with, like the information they found out was like the missing key that that the FB had. Now we've got it. Yeah. Now if it were, I will be happy to eat my words because that'll be the most amazing thing ever Yeah

As long as it comes with fries from the chick fuck over Yeah, so Whitney's like well if you could keep going with this theory She got the private investigator and if they came up with something and Meredith knew something was gonna go down And she told Mary and then that's why they weren't on the bus Okay, so then maybe so now you're, wasn't Meredith at her like father's memorial service in Colorado and just like oh I'll just get there separately. Like and didn't Mary just get drunk the day before and get into a fight and just hate everyone. Like I just it just is so funny watching them just yes and this.

And then my hair, there's like, and if Meredith didn't know something and she left Lisa hanging to ride with us Scallywags, that's gonna cause problems too. So now they're trying to create an issue between Meredith and Lisa based off of this crazy conspiracy theory. Love it. So then we go to Jen's house

and she's doing charity work, guys, because Jen is a good person, okay? Now she's being accused of ripping off senior citizens of every penny that they had, but you know what, she's putting toothpaste and bags for the Tonkin hygiene council. So let's not forget that she's a good person.

Yeah, listen, Jen Shaw knows, Jen Shaw knows how to play the game and she's like, I'm accused of ripping up seniors. So here I am, I'm gonna have a senior citizen come and vouch for me and show that I'm a great person while I make these little baggies. So her mom was thinking, I felt so bad for the mom, right? Because she was so bad for the moms.

And the mom seems so sweet. And I felt really bad watching her. And I'm like, well, lady, how would you feel if this kid came in bankrupted you? But then we find out that she is because the mom gave Jen basically all of her life savings and put her her homes and all of her retirement and everything up for Jen. So this is terror. This is just fucking terrible and sad to watch. It is really sad. It's actually oddly, it's oddly lovely too,

to see like this mom who is like, it doesn't really matter. It's like my daughter is in trouble and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to make, like to try to save her. It's kind of like, it's actually kind of a beautiful thing. Can I feel so bad? Because I feel like that money money is going to get wasted.

I'm not even trying to be funny here. I think it's like, I think this is a really uphill battle for Gen Shaw. And it's just it's tough to see this woman give away like all her everything she has and know how it's going to be fruitless. Yep. And she's like, well, I mean, you guys just better have a bedroom for me in case I need that. Ha ha ha ha. And you know, Jen's not going to. Your bedroom will be a closet, okay? And we all know that. Yep.

So then now is the day of the Wild Rose party. And Whitney's in glam. She has low grade anxiety. Because she had to leave in the middle of setting up the jungle party. And then we see Meredith and Mary are riding together to the party. And Meredith is like dressed in some sort of lavender jumpsuit with a sesame.

Like a cock thing. It's like Sesame Street tried to come up with an ostrich character and then just gave up. Because half of her is like with gigantic ostrich, like Hobby Lobby feathers, you know, you put in a vase or something. Yikes. Yeah, I like that we have this recurring theme of like, and she gave up with her fashion. First you have, she tried to eat an orange but didn't know how to do it so she gave up and wore it. And now it's like Hobby Lobby tried to make an ostrich and gave up. So she wore it.

But that's kind of her thing, isn't it? It's like, you know, last year she tried to wear a face mask, but they just didn't finish it. So it had holes all over it. So Mary Mary said that she wasn't planning on coming to this, but she gave, I guess she gave Meredith her word. I think that she was going to come or maybe she had Whitney. Who knows what it was? She gave someone her word. So she's she was gonna come, or maybe she had Whitney, who knows what it was. She gave someone her word. So she's gonna come and Meredith's like, wow, I thank you. I am a appreciate.

I like that they all act like they're doing someone this huge favor by showing up to work. Wow, it's a group scene and I'm showing up. So Lisa is getting dressed and they're talking about if Meredith, like the trouble with Meredith and her and she's like her energy. Shepda Samasala. And he's like, well, don't worry.

If you run away, I will come follow you. Of course, I'll stop at 7.11 for a diet coke or something for a- You're not touching a goddamn drop of anything until I tell you to, Chad. But don't forget one of those hot dogs on the Rolly Things. I actually really liked them a lot. So now we go to the Wild Rose party. And this is shocking the music for it. There was no choir whatsoever. The Trixi Monoclackle Chabranackle,

don't Trixi Monoclackle Chabranackle Chabranackle. No where, it was like normal music. I didn't really know what to do with it. I know, it's trick shixi's out back smoking a cigarette. This is a jungle, I'm supposed to sing in a jungle. This is not a jungle, all right Paul? Get the sound right, and call me in when it's ready. They tell me to be a jungle party, okay?

So I get some bangos, or I, there's not, guess what, not a single jungle, I'm not gonna do a jungle song for non-jungle party. That's not what I'm gonna do. And then I'm the one who looks like stupid, okay? You use one of my own tracks, that's what you do. Because I'm not doing this pool. I'm not doing this pool.

Mm-hmm. So everybody's like, I'm a guy. Hi. They have a red carpet. And they're getting their picture. And John. And there's Angie is there. I don't know why we're not seeing more of Angie.

I really think we need to be seeing lots and lots of Angie So I'm always happy any more so that we get from her. Yeah, and then Jenny has brought the shoes that Mary re-gifted her Yeah, she's gonna give them back and Heather's like she has more integrity than me because I would keep that like I don't care By the way, did you I like how when Jenny and Heather were standing together, Jenny goes, Heather, there's meatballs. And they weren't really meatballs, but she's like, listen, it's me down a stick. Go girl, you go girl.

Close enough. So yeah, so Jenny's going to give back the gift, which I'm like, okay, Jenny, you're finally realizing what you have to be doing as a real housewife. You're going to do something really petty. And when she says she's gonna give it back, she gives this big evil smile. I'm like, evil smile. Love that energy. Give us more evil smile energy, Jenny.

That's exactly what we need from you. Yeah, Jenny came ready for her fight, you know? Yeah. Seth is Meredith's outfit. I just keep writing Meredith's outfit. I've written it 10 times. I don't even write anything else. I just write Meredith's outfit. I just keep writing Meredith's outfit. I've written it 10 times. I don't even write anything else. I just write Meredith's outfit. so

Mary Mary Watson and she's like, um They have somebody that takes your coat because I mean, I'm hot. I need to put my coat down I can't hold my coat. Is there someone here? Is there She's like when here to get her greeting Carti. She's so angry and Seth is like, well, there's a budget cut. They cut the coat check. And then Mary goes, I don't see any. I don't see no one. I don't see

any. I don't see no one to help with. This is one of the worst events I've ever attended, even in probably my afterlife. This is bad. Oh my girl. It's just a coat. It's your coat. It's like the worst, it's just a coat, it's your coat. It's like the worst, one of the worst parts you've ever attended in your afterlife too.

She's already writing a bad, y'all purview for heaven. Yeah. She's like, wow, it's cool to me. I mean, no one is here to take my coat. She must have gone to some amazing events in her life. Also, Seth and Meredith, it's so funny. Seth always, I just cringe every time. And they do the thing that I would totally expect them

to do at a party when they see them sell, when they reunite for the first time in like 10 minutes, they do that that slow edge of lip kiss. When they come in together really slow, and then it's like a precision landing between their lips. It's not like, it's like a closed lip kiss, you know, when they come in together really slow and then they it's like a precision landing between their lips It's not like it's like a closed lip kiss. It's like I'm like, okay, we had a side watch you for five minutes Land the airplane on the aircraft carrier

Like they kiss and hold it for a really long time and then stare into each other's eyes like okay God we believe it you have a great marriage guys Okay, so Jenna arrives as a blonde today and then stare into each other's eyes. Like, okay, we believe it. You have a great marriage, guys. We all believe it. Okay. So Jenna arrives as a blonde today and some kind of like baby doll dressed made out of tool. Yeah, she's doing sort of like a rose gold kind of look. Yes.

And Meredith sees her and she's just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Mine and two which I think is so funny that like Meredith is trying to make these ultimatums and everyone's ignoring them like repeatedly Like that's great It's like a funniest thing ever So she's uncomfortable and Heather's like oh my god Jenna love your hair. She has its Beyonce day I mean so talking about turning lemonade into some lemons I mean, so talking about turning lemonade into some lemons. Geez. I'm gonna put some lemon in. Wow, that is transformative.

So some girl Sarah, I think we've said this for a moment. Sarah Jane, she's the girl who's like, Oh my God, here's your birthday present. Oh, it's Meredith's birthday, actually. Oh, my God. That's the girl, right? Yeah, Sarah Jane, I think we met her initially with Angie. She's sort of like a friend of a friend of.

So she barely gets like a name, but at one point Angie and Sarah Jane surround Sherbief and Angie's like, oh my god, Sherbien, you smell, I got a Sherbien, what are you wearing? And Sherbien goes, ooh, oh my god, you do smell a good He's well mailing right and he's like So Mary and Justin arrive and she's in red to Why do I write that I don't know so she's kind of because we always refer to big business and the line

Rebettaker there says you look like a blood clot But in this case Whitney literally looks like a blood clot. She looks like the artery trying to squeeze the blood through you from where it's cinched in the middle. It's like I'm trying to block this blood. She's like a plate lit. And Justin shows up like Steve Jobs. He's like in a, well, Steve Jobs asks.

He's just in a black blazer with a black t-shirt. He looks like he's about to give a PowerPoint presentation or maybe like, I don't know, like talk about a car. Yeah. Well, I'm glad he dressed his jobs because he's gonna need a bunch of them soon. Okay. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and commercial Yeah, so the guys are all talking and says like let me give a straight God guys listen to this little one is Justin. Hey Justin. Is it true that you go with your wife? Yeah Give me wetty guy. It's good me a wetty. Come on. He's bad. Because the point of golf is to fucking get away from your wha.

And Srivich is like, Sriv is like losing it. He loves Seth's standup. I think that guy is great. It's got go in the title. Am I right guys? Come on. I mean, if you can't get wood at home, you might as well get some wood on the golf course

because you get a wood. It's like a golf club. Iron's and woods. Get it. Baaah. So Whitney's showing Lisa stuff at her product at the party. And Lisa's like, oh my God, can I smell? Can I touch?

Can I touch? Can I touch? Got it, because I say that. And then Angie, and then there's a weird moment where Angie goes up to Dewey and she goes, so are you a dogner and she goes, I'm a doctor of love, baby. Who says that? Who says that? She says that.

She's like shopping at the mild rose party. And then we just get one of the influencers and picking up a bottle and going, oh my god, it's like Olive A and Ad. Wow, I really feel like I'm in a jungle right now. By the way, do roses grow in a jungle? Is that, are they a jungle flower? I don't know. They're far as it hurt. Okay, that's all I know. So Seth is talking to Mary about shoes and he's like, wow, what are those shoes? Red bottoms are my right. Wow, girl, you go. Just don't go. All right guys, that's you hear that? But I put golf on the side. He's just trying so hard to be like charming and also down. So then Jenny basically pulls Mary and everyone.

She pulls everyone to the side because she wants to have a conversation and she wants to basically talk to Mary about what she had said, but she wants to do it in a group setting because Mary will always act like she never said something but with other women. She's hoping to keep her accountable. So because these women are so good at keeping her accountable, right? I know. Like it was a group dinner when she said it and nobody said anything. So You got to love that they set this party up on this tiny L couch in the corner like you guys knew This was a real house-wise party,

and this is what you give them for their big scene, so they all scrunch onto this little couch. And then, there's like a before they start talking, Whitney goes, Maradith, I don't know if you saw, but I have a train and Maradith goes, eh, we love a train. I'm like, replaced Mary's batteries. She's like, she's losing her juice.

I saw her right. No. It's like that little sound but you're trying to find it. It reminds me when I was a kid I had like a little return of the Jedi gun. I was like it was like but then when it's batters would die go like a Jetson's car landing. So my manners days and days. I can't start the scene until I know where that sound is coming. It's stop, it's stop. Okay guys, what I wanted to talk to you about the other day at the party, man.

Dammit! Dammit! Where is it? Maybe it's a smoke alarm! I don't know why. Half. God, Meredith is drooping forward. Maybe she knows where the battery is.

Get her a double D. So they all, yes, sit on the couch and start talking. And Jenny's like, listen, I have something to say, specifically to Mary. Now, Mary, at my event, you made a comment to me, and you said, I like your beautiful slanted eyes. Dun dun dun. And of course, if anybody was really curious

what Mary's reaction, she's like, really? I love slanted eyes, so. I love Slant and I, so. I love them. You're welcome. Yeah, that's, she was, I love it. I love it. She was, and Jenny's like, and you're still saying it. So Jenny tells us, I didn't, oh, sorry, Jen Shaw goes,

I didn't hear Mary Snt. And I comment at the, I wish I would have heard that shit. And then Mary, it's like, well, I didn't mean any harm by it. And so Jenny replies and says, well, for me, it's very discriminatory. It's like a racist kind of joke. I mean, you're an adult, takes in responsibility. Right now, there's a lot of Asian hate,

conscious of your words. Yeah, and then in the diary room, she's like, y'all get the diary room camera. And she's like, oh no, this is not me being politically correct. That is racist, period. I'm like, yes, I love that anger. It was great actually. It was like, first she pretends to be demure.

She's like, well, you know, I'm gonna try to be politically like, no, bye, it's fucking racist. It's fucking racist. It's some call for. I was like, okay, Jenny, you're having a great episode. Jenny is a little bit on a role, I think, between this episode and last one. Yeah, she's finding her groove, for sure.

Yeah, so Mary's like, is that offensive? Just it's inappropriate Mary. She's a Meredith goes, wow, I mean, from people, it's not something I would say. You know, I don't know, events of her. No, really, really. I was like, I don't know. The lady who's offended that her son was traumatized

by the word, Prissy. Really? You don't know that that's offensive? This was a surprisingly tone deaf take from Meredith Marks, I thought. I really was expecting her to say, yeah, I'm buying her and man, I want to have told you to stop it. But instead of her saying, I wouldn't say it, but I don't know if it would be offensive or not like Meredith, you know, I'm sorry my man It's just steady now So Jenny's like Meredith you're sitting she's telling us and she's so pissed off

She's like you're sitting there listening to what I'm saying is shrugging like well It could be offensive to some people. No, it's offensive to every single one. Yeah, and so Lisa goes and Lisa's like, yeah, I don't think we need to do a go-up survey to figure out like, yeah, it's offensive marathon. And when he goes, what? Nothing. Go ahead. Oh, when Whitney goes, if it was anyone else, Meredith would have called bullshit. Start over, I want to do that more angrily. So Jen's like, oh, Meredith Marks.

I think that's a booboo. We shouldn't do that darling. I don't know what Jen's even doing right now. Jen, her professionals are a little sort of like non-sequitors this episode. Yes, I think that the gaze she had to write her lines have just looked at their bank accounts and realized that website they signed that for. What's fraudulence? She's just going to, the next interview is just going to be her doing Michigan J for

all of her something. Well, what? To laugh to this combo. She'll break. Such a funny thing that's that entire network, a youth oriented network decided to launch itself with a little frog that took us in that commercials. Never forget. So Meredith tells us, Mary tells us she goes, you know, when you say slanted eyes, I mean, that's a feature and a beauty

in America, but cultures are different. And I respect that. Okay. So you're, so now you're like, you know, she just, she makes it worse and worse with every sentence. Now she's just not like American enough. So she is offended. What the fuck? Mary, I think Mary thinks that Jenny is saying that in like Vietnamese and Asian cultures, it's insulting to tell people your eyes are slanted. And that's, I don't believe that's what Jenny is saying. I think Jenny is saying is disrespectful when non-Asian people are saying, oh look at your slanted eyes, because those, that's like language, and those are the observations that have often been used

against Asian people for like a few hundred years, you know? Yeah, 150, whoever, I don't know, I'm not well versed enough to give a timeline on it, but like I can definitely say it to make it sound dramatic. But the point is, the fact that Mary still doesn't realize, like no, it's because this is like hateful language. It's not a cultural thing within that culture necessarily.

Maybe it is, but like the fact that Mary still doesn't get it, it's like, oh my God, girl. And Heather is just trying to melt into the wall. She's just like, she's like so far back in that couch. So Jenny's like, and on a different note, the gift you gave me. In my culture, it's very insulting to get a gift like this because it was a regift.

And on top of that, to make things worse, it was used in your closet. And Mary's like, so what's wrong with that? I looked for that. Jenny's like, do you understand that it's insulting to give someone a used item? She was, they're not used. That's what that. Jenny's like, do you understand that it's insulting to give someone a used item? And she's, they're not used. They're brand new.

She's just, no, it wasn't meant for me, Mary. It was meant for Jen. Oh my God. And the producer goes, well, how did you know that she is remapped from Jen? And she goes, Lisa, Lisa told me. I got into her body. Yeah, I switched body. I got into Jenny's body when I went to prom.

And then I told her when I was in her body And then she took the pictures she took both of the pictures. That was the first honestly. I was flattered And then Jenny and the Jenny goes and you left the receipt in the box and they're like, oh my fault I didn't mean to do that Mary seems to be most of a whole genetic about the fact that she loves to receive the box Yeah, she's like, okay, that that was an actual Readness that was that, that was an actual read. That was a good answer. That was a good answer. Yes. So first time she admits that something was insulting. So she tells us that she bought them for the reunion and they heard her

feet. And I was just looking for someone to get them to. So, but that means they were used. You did use them. So then we see her asked, we see her telling Jenny that, well, she didn't use that Well, she put them on once I guess for the year and then couldn't wear them But she told her I think these were just to my closet, right? Right, but I think that Jenny is I think Jenny realized like Wait a second. I'm I received this gift from this woman who just said something totally racist and rude to me and like no

I can't and it wasn't even really like I just said that totally racist and rude to me. And like, no, I can't. And it wasn't even really like, I think she should have just said that. Like listen, you know, these are a regift anyway. Take your fucking shoes. I don't want them. You sing racist shit. But to be like in my culture, this is very offensive to take a gift. I mean, I don't know what if it is, if it is offensive in her culture or not, but either way, it was funny because she gives them back. And then Jen Shaw is like, well, I'll take them. in her culture or not, but either way, it was funny because she gives him back and then

Jen Shaw is like, well, I'll take him. She's like, she's like, I'm going to take these first. Everyone's got to be like, wait, Jenny, are you sure you want to give these back right now? I'm really like, are you crazy? And Jen Shaw is like, I'm taking these things. Yeah. So, but either way, I mean, Mary actually does apologize. Mary's like I'm sorry. You know, she I don't think she really understands fully what she did wrong, but she does apologize. So it seems like the dust is kind of settled and guess who's there to kick it up again? It's Whitney. Oh, yes. Here here she comes. Here here she comes round the mountain. Here she comes. Okay. Here she comes, here she comes round the mountain, here she comes. So Whitney's like, you know, I would do a toast, but I'm very uncomfortable with saying

gracially derogatory things and I feel like everyone's letting it go. So listen, I like my friends, I like my skincare. Cruelty toxic, start over again non toxic and cruelty free. Ground. So now when he goes, Mary, help me understand why it's okay to say that. And can we stop saying things like that about each other? It's like, okay, well, the sentiment is correct, but girl, I don't think that Whitney is genuinely trying to have a moment of racial understanding right now. She's trying to have a moment where we can all pile on to Mary. That's what this is all about.

So it feels very, to me, it feels very disingenuous. But Mary, Mary's answer. She goes, I don't say that to everyone. I mean, come on. And Lisa's like, but in hell, you did make that comment that bothered me. She goes, okay, what did I say? She's, you said I'm not like Jen,

who's a Mexican dog. Or like, oh, God, oh, this is, this is, this is, here we go. And then Mary goes, I don't talk like that. And then we flash back to Mary being like, I'm not like it. You're the full being, footage. Hey, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, to go and get worse and worse. So Whitney was like, we gotta stop saying things like that to each other. And Meredith is like, long and a little bit of a per-sal. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- I was in all honesty very disappointed in seeing how certain people who have important to be friends of Jen were treating her and Jen you and I have a

rashes but it was wrong and I was upset like Meredith now I know okay like Lisa and Whitney maybe they are not the ones to like have the racial reckoning with Mary about like her comments about you know know, Jen being a Mexican thug, but also like this deflection into like Mary, the kind of just like, takes this discussion and then just turns it into like her own, her own issue. Jen. Yeah. So, um, yeah, well, I'm sorry. like a really discussion about race to her own petty issues with Jen right yeah so um yeah well i'm sorry but it's just this conversation is well beyond beyond bad it's well beyond bad and it's well beyond

beyond right that's all I'm saying. It is beyond. Like what is Meredith even talking about right now, right? So Meredith, so, James, like, well, thanks for sticking up for me, Meredith. Thanks, she goes, well, jump me in some port and I cannot, plop, plop, plop, plop,

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So basically, Amazon because I'm on fire. So so basically. Just like merges like it's about being people on the respect. It's someone gonna fire. We're sure we're on the other side now. Wow. This is what happened to the other app of the Yostrates. And can you say anybody was wondering? Listen, it's not just about prejudice. It's about getting the right accessories for your long tromics. I mean, well, yeah. Scotch, Gernd, your count is in fire proof. You're found everything. How many times do I hang out to sing? Yeah. But she's basically, so Jen and Meredith is like, you know, basically saying like they were being bad. Meredith is on a weird one, right?

Because she's saying, I'm not going to be friends with you, but you should be mad at these girls because they are saying that they're friends with you and they're being fake. So like, Jen, she wants Jen to be mad at the other girls or something. And so, Well, she wants to be mad at the other girls or something. And so, when she wants to be mad at the other girls, but there's like no one. She wants to be mad at the other girls

to guard Mary, I think, right? She's like, well, you guys are being like this to Mary, but then you're being so mean to Jen, you're just not good friends or whatever. But in doing that, she has to kind of stick up for Jen and have just put her in a really uncomfortable place It's it's a mess which is why the show is great because it's like I don't know really who the villains are

But you know the other thing is Now that we're talking about it. I think I actually see Meredith's point which is that Meredith that Whitney is suddenly piping up about like can we stop saying mean things to like prejudice things to each other. And Meredith is basically like, this is so fake right now. What wouldn't he's doing this is so fake because she just wants to make, like, make Mary look bad. And she's kind of like saying,

like, you all are fake, right? Because you're saying this, but you guys are all fake. Look, you don't even, you don't even stand up for Jen prop, you're not even like a good friend to Jen. I think that might be the logic. Yeah, card to tell. I agree that might be the logic. Yeah.

Carchita. I agree. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess. It's a real mess.

It's a real mess. It's a real mess. Yeah, I think she's saying you guys, you're on Mary, but you guys are always talking behind this lady's back and then you treat her like shit, you know? I mean, I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know.

I think she's just looking for an excuse to just go after them because she's just mad that she's been forced to hang out with Jen twice in her row. Yeah, and so Lisa's like, well, who was that direct to that mad ass? Because in that moment, you said you guys are attacking Jen, but I wasn't attacking Jen, and that wasn't okay. That was hurt by a mad ass. And you know what? Mary lied about me.

Mary, you said Jen's going to gel and you're next, and I did not say that. I did not say that ever I did not say that ever. I never said that, Mary Cosby. High lie man. Okay, get a shot from above. You guys don't mind if I brought a prompt photographer for this moment to you. High lie man. And Mary's like, do not call me a liar. I did not say that. That is a lie. You said a lie. I hired a lie man. Just to prove what a liar you were. I wanted to say the word lie 30 times in this episode. So then Mary, like Mary gets up to walk away and when he goes, Mary, stay, stay.

So after of course, like, when he, like antagonizes Mary and Mary deserved to be antagonized by Jenny, but Whitney jumping in was then like, Whitney just trying to take some shots, right? So Mary leaves, walks away and Mary's like, why are they all coming at me? This is a way to my time. So she's, she's, she's leaving. So the Meredith goes after Mary, right? And then Jenny is like, well, this is exactly what happened at Fuh.

You know, Mary got up and Meredith followed her, birds of a feather flock together. And of course, then they like play bird sounds because Meredith's dressed like an ostrich that gave up. But also they both are. I mean, that's so funny because I just noticed, right, when she said that that Mary is wearing like a gold sequin dress with purple feather cuffs. Yeah. Did you notice that?

I did not notice that. Very physical. Yeah. So you're even kind of matching. So Jenny, Jenny's annoyed and Meredith and Mary are like, fuck this, let's get out of here. So they go up to Seth and he's like, what happened? Did you try and use the golf joke and they didn't work?

Have them happen to me yet. Good luck. When, and Meredith is like, well, I don't think I want to fight and argue. Why don't it's just my interest. Yeah. So it's really shallow. I was in a level of respect. So I had to lock away from my charge or something going down again. Yeah, so it's really, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know. I respect. So I had to walk away from my charge or something going down again. And by the way, I also want to point out, again, more clunky scheming in the other room because when they walk away, Jenny goes, it's always Meredith protecting Mary.

What does she have on you that you're so afraid? And then Heather goes, also, you can't let Mary come between you and Meredith. She says that to Lisa. So they are fully just like fanning these narratives that aren't necessarily there, but they just love throwing this stuff out there. And that's hilarious.

They really are working their hardest. Yeah, they really are. And Mary is like, well, I mean, they said that I called Jenny's eyes slanted and that's a racial star. And then Lisa said, I called Jen, a Mexican dog. And Seth's eyes, he's like, ah. He's like, ah, they don't want to play some golf, gotta get out of here. So then so funny. So now we get like crosscutting,

because like now when he's going to have to start making her her toast, and while she's getting ready for that, Mary calls her driver to pick her up and she's like now when he's gonna have to start making her toast, and while she's getting ready for that, Mary calls her driver to pick her up, and Lisa is now back in the main room, in the main jungle room, and she first goes up to Meredith, and she's like,

Meredith, I'm like, so upset, right now Meredith? I'm like, so upset, oh, you're sacking in my arms, are you okay? Do you, I've got a battery. You're... Oh, you're you're sacking in my arms. Are you okay? Do you? I've got a battery Thank you Listen you can't yelling at me I'm attacking me. It's not boulding well for me. I don't like yelling I don't like smelling and I don't like cars. I think that battery fucked up your chip I think that battery fucked up your chup. What's wrong with you? Okay, okay, bye Meredith, I'm not chasing you.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not chasing you, Meredith. I'm not. So then they sort of part ways. I'm Meredith is like, I don't think I'm man. It's just nonsense. So then Heather's like, well, you have to talk to Lisa. Well, she just came up to me again. And I said, I can't take it.

You need me blowing. So then Lisa, Lisa be lens towards Mary and Mary's like, Oh, God. No, she's coming over here. Lisa's like, come eat. Talk. So no, we cannot talk. Just I don't, you know what? If you don't talk to me, I'm not letting John have a drink and he will die.

John's like, please, stop. That's how it goes. Mary goes, well, I don't have to do anything. At least that's how it always goes. That's very artful. Mary, Mary, what you did to me on Friday. Is this how we do it? Is this how we go?

Like, I'm going to, okay, I'm going to follow you a minute because you're my friend because she's just following Mary and basically pestering her and Mary's like, oh, fuck. So then Lisa just finally cornered her and says, I want to talk things out. Maybe even touch some things. Can I touch and I feel like you have a certain level of was up. So you've been following her around and insisting on a conversation just so you could use bachelor's speak. Yeah.

And Mary's like, um, that's judgment. And you know what? Sometimes you come across as two-faced because like everything I'm saying, you judge it. And then you go around your friends. And then you say, I said, Mexican Thug. I don't even speak like that. And Lisa goes, Mary, Mary, I'm telling you, you did say that in the kitchen. You did say that in the catch, Jen. You did say that.

And then Mary is like, that's not even part of my vocabulary. I don't talk like that. I wasn't raised like that. And she tells us, well, I don't remember saying that, but I hope I didn't say it. But I was probably referring to like, curtels because I keep seeing all those pictures of Jen flashing before me with those braids and that

pretty fur on. And why did they need a helicopter for Jen and why is the FBI here? And whole land security? I mean that has to be the cartels. I was like that's I mean the reasoning is so I'm just, just for those of you wondering why I'm silent, my face is like my face isn't my ab. I mean, look, honestly, of course that's what Mary met. I think that we all knew that that's what Mary met, right? She's saying, she's like, what is she in the cartel? The thing is, that's gross. I mean, not against cartel members, but to be like,

she looks like one of those Mexicans. That's pretty bad. You know, it's like, we don't have to explain why it's bad. It's just like, fucking Mary, like, get it together. And the fact that she can't understand at all why it's even bad. She keeps doubling and tripling and quadrupling down. Yeah, I mean, she was just meant to say like an exaggerated like, oh, she's like a criminal, right? She's like a cartel. Like she's a cartel kingpan or something like that. But she didn't

know how to say it when it happened. So she wound up saying one of those Mexicans because Mexican and then she goes thugs, which all right,. And I think she said, crib, like a cartel, but she did it wrong. And she used offensive language in the process. And she doesn't really, it's like, we know what, we don't have to explain, even though it's very funny, you don't have to explain why you had that association. You just have to take accountability that you,

that you were offensive. It's basically like a lot of things, you know, you get called out a lot more now, obviously in the past five to 10 years, probably. I think that's just like a fact of our life. I think Mary's just not surrounded by anybody who tells her no ever, you know? She's surrounded by people who, whatever she says

is golden and she's the leader of everything. Yeah. And I think that no one has really ever had the balls to be like, you can't say that, you know. It's like she's like walking into the present time for the first time ever. Like she just got off some fucking spaceship and she's just like learning that for the very first time that you can't say shit. Well, and don't think, I think that she generally does not realize the things that she says. And I actually believe that Mary has had some trauma in her life.

And I think that she has an instinctive reaction to when someone challenges her, not only is she not used to being challenged, but when she does get challenged, she does actually put a wall. I think she immediately lashes back because it's probably, I mean, you know, she's had just a pretty important, you know, I've always said it's very important to have walls up. If you don't, the roof's gonna fall on your damn head, okay, yeah, but her walls are clutter. Yeah, some walls are important, but yeah, she's just super defensive instead of just being like, um, okay, I'm sorry.

I mean, this time she actually did. I actually said, like, okay, look, I'm sorry. I would never, whatever she said. She was, there was a shred of accountability there. Yeah. But then she just keeps going and going. It's like, just stop talking. Yeah.

And she says, she says she'll, she's like, I'll own it, but don't keep coming and saying, I'm doing this for that. If I did something, say it to me in the moment, at least I can do it. I need to be better. It's a good point. It's not always a realistic point though,

because like, when someone says something so crazy, a lot of times you're sort of stunned, and you're like, whoa, you know, and like the awkwardness, like people just process a different speed. So it's, it's a good point, but it's not always a realistic one. And, um, yeah, but in this case, you're not only just processing the point, you're taking the point, then telling everybody else, and then, like trying to figure

out how you're supposed to, you know what I mean? Like in this scenario, she went, obviously, she said something to Whitney, because Whitney was the one who Q did it. Like why not done talking about this yet. We need to stop. You know, she was like queuing it up for Lisa, which is kind of funny because Whitney's always accusing Lisa of trying to use everybody. But then she's like her puppet immediately, you know. So I don't know. Yeah, either way it was it was crazy. And so Mary goes, you know, I don't harvest, I don't know. Yeah, either way, it was crazy. And so Mary goes, I don't harvest, I don't harbor

and harvest and dwell on things and wobble on it. And then come back and talk about weeks later and say things I barely remember. So listen, I don't wobble on things. All right, so get over it. So Lisa's like, okay, I'll be better. She goes, yeah, and you should be. And please do and be like that with everybody. And so Lisa's like, well, look'll be better. She's, yeah, and you should be. And please do and be like that with everybody.

And so Lisa's like, well, look, I'm sorry I brought it up in a group setting, but she knows she's wrong. Right. And so Mary is like, you know what? And you don't own things like even in the moment. And she goes, well, I think I do. You know what? And I feel like it was a big doubt that I came into your room and fell that night.

You know, like, come on. Yeah. And Mary is basically still hurt. And then Mary is like, well, the fact that you have any question in a doubtful way about my church, me and whatever tells me that you do not know me. And I thought higher of a friendship than that. Oh, gosh. Well, we'll wait to see what evidence surface is about. And sure, I'll do a gen. I'll do a gen diary room. We're away for the evidence.

We're going through what we're not married. Darling. And that was the end of the episode. And next week, Gen Sha and Lisa Barlow scream at each other in a party bus. So, you know, the hits just keep on coming. Literally, it looks like everybody, thank you so much for being here. We'll see you tonight on Take a seat.

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