Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Bottled Up Emotions

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

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What happens What crap What What What Happens when there's so what if Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.

I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious and all around swell guy. Mr. Ronnie Caram, hi Ronnie, how are you? Hi, I'm nearly how are you? So good to be here. Happy Monday. So lovely to be a Monday. It's another day on Sclery's Planet, okay? Yeah, it's a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Well, welcome back everyone. We're excited to start a brand new week, although sort of technically we already kind of started our week. In case you missed it, we released a, it was gonna be a Patreon bonus episode,

but we went for 90 minutes doing it, so we just released it as a regular episode on the feed. We recapped Tom Schwartz on Watcher Happens Live, and we had a lot of fun, just sort of like ripping into him. So if you miss that, that's on your feed. If you don't have a feed, that means you're not subscribed and you should subscribe to us. So whatever player you use to listen,

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We're going to do crap ins on demand, where you can watch us do our episodes, not just listen, it's a Discord channel that's wonderful. So yeah, that's all the fun stuff that we got going on here in Watch World Crappins. And today, we are going back into the world of peacock. So we did lie when we talked about Brava. We're talking about peacock today, because we're doing real housewives, ultimate girls trip episode three, it's episode five already. Wow.

Seasons flying by. I wouldn't call it flying by, but it's definitely fun to watch. Love this show. Love all of these shows. I also did a version of this. I recap this also with She Speaks Bravo. Oh wow. Really, really good. Love her. So go listen to her. Also, like a month ago, I recorded something with Maul's and she released that today too. So it looks like I'm trying to leave Ben because I'm on two other podcasts on the same day. I'm not trying to leave Ben.

Okay Maul's just, no you are not. Maul's just put it up really late for some reason, but are not late. Whatever, everything doesn't run on my time. Okay, I'm trying to learn that. Okay. But anyway, she speaks Bravo. Fantastic.

Mals, fantastic. Mals, I did the Jody Areas in Prison Story. It's like, bad girl in jail. And it's really stupid and really fun because Mals is a loony tune as you guys know and I love her in real life and on the internet and so it's always really good to hang out with her so go like and subscribe to both of those podcasts Both of those women are fantastic. Okay. Thank you. Yes, absolutely go check those out I can't believe that you have to sit and talk with this episode a second time now. Wow

That is that is dedication because... Well, only ones who sit and talk about every damn, it's like someone put on a flip flop, you know? And then someone waited at a bus stop and a flip flop, you know, and then we'll try and rhyme everything because we rhymed one thing. She's just more like, you know, what do you think of stupid Leo on the ground? You know? Like most normal podcasts. Yeah, it's a different style. So

it's good. I don't mind talking about it again. I love this show. Well, I'm glad you love it. I like it. So now we're doing, uh, so like tell people in my family. I like you. I'll be like love you, love you, like you. Love you, love you. Somebody I'm not really that happy with. It's kind of... I feel... you know what? No, I definitely laugh and that's all that matters. So this episode opens up. We see a bunch of monkeys sitting around, which is really cute is really cute And then stay five and now the ladies are getting ready There's a bunch of sneakers on the lawn because there are some Moitai fighters that are there that are gonna like teach them how to

How to avoid tie do Moitai boxing, etc and Pepsi is really excited. He's so cute. He's like, puts on his gear and he's like, he's all like, have fun, we're gonna have fun today, we're gonna do some more to have a good time boxing, put up your jokes ladies, and he's like falling down and this is fun for him because he's planned a day, you know, like an event for the ladies, and this is where things start to unravel right at the beginning, because we know where this episode ends up so now seeing where it begins this is where I think Pepsi starts to unravel because everyone just ignores him.

So I don't want to do your stupid thing who are you you're not on this cast go you know just go get me some fried chicken from KFC because that's all I care about and he's like wait a minute no one's gonna do my thing and they're like no we hey boxing is stupid and he's like wait a minute. No one's gonna do my thing and they're like, no, we hate boxing is stupid and he's like, oh, how could you? And then before you know by the end of it, Pepsi's sitting on the ground crying. I know and he was so excited about this day.

I mean, he did like a look, he was even sparring, like he kicks, he does like a high kick and knocks himself over which was so cute. And then he's like, oh, hello, Pepsi is here. Good morning, world. Pepsi is here. We're gonna do some boxing today. And everyone's and Porsche's like, oh hello, Pepsi is here. Good morning world, Pepsi is here. We're gonna do some boxing tonight. And everyone's important. It's like, oh no, I can't do that.

No, sorry, no, no, can't do that. He's like, oh. And she's like, no, I'll be in the pool, okay. And so then of course he goes to Whitney and she's like, box, can I dance on it? He's like, uh, sure you can. Do whatever you'd like. She's like, I'm gonna go dance on a box. So she

comes down and it's just kickboxing, but she's still into it because she likes exercise, you know. So she does it. And then, um, they try. Where are the cows? Where are the cows? I thought you said this was called mood boxing. Where are the pet cows? Mootay? That sounds like animal abuse. We would never be able to do that in America. Sign me up. This is real bad. So yeah, so there's, Heather's also down for it. The Salt Lake girls are down for some Mootay

and Leah is also down for it because she's like, she's like, yeah, I don't do Mootay, but I box, I box, and I was honestly, I was a little scared that we were gonna have to sit through a clip of Martin because I gotta admit, I never thought that Martin, the boxing coach, was entertaining. I just didn't, I never.

Oh, really? Wow. I'm gonna get tried. I tried. I'm not from Martin. Yeah, guys, I'm sorry, I tried. I tried to make Martin work for me. Like maybe if you go back to those recaps, I laughed. I'm not been like, oh, Martin, honestly, I tried I tried to make Martin work for me like maybe if you go back to those recaps

I laughed and I've been like oh Martin honestly, I never found him to be entertaining. I thought he was like a sad figure a sad strange man Did he is but I mean that's I think part of the fun? You know dropping kids on tronnie. I'm sorry He's like um He's kind of built like Hagrid But then he's got advice like yoga, but a yoga who's been dropped on Yoda. Yoda who's been dropped on his head a couple of times.

And he just says things like, I think just because he never new tenslies real name people really like, he'd be like, he didn't steal. Don't you take that from those other girls, and give me your hit. I liked him. What a big galute. Yeah, I just, it just didn't work for me. I'm sorry. I have to admit it.

You know, I know. Well, we didn't get him today, but this is what we get instead. Somebody without a personality at all. I don't remember who gave the kickboxing class. You see, and that's why you need a Martin in life. We all complained about a Martin until there's no Martin. And now look, does anybody remember this boxing class?

I do not. I don't. Well, there wasn't, it didn't really turn into much. It was, you know, I'm starting to get the feeling with especially this season. They're just kind of throwing a lot of shit at the wall. And so they're just seeing what shit sticks, which you shouldn't throw shit at a wall

in the first place anyways, it's just not hygienic. But they're doing that. sticks, which you shouldn't throw shit at a wall in the first place anyways, just not hygienic, but they're doing that. So, I've never understood that thing anywhere, because anyway, because all shit sticks to a wall. You know what I mean? Like, there's no shit, no one's gonna shit, unless you're throwing like running balls. Bunny pellets will not, yeah,

bunny pellets will probably bounce off the wall, but I feel like everything else is gonna stick to the wall. It's shit, that's what it does. Yeah, yeah. So that's, but this wall, we were throwing bunny pellets with this scene for sure, because it was not sticking. It was just like a generic boxing scene. It was cool, I mean, it was fine.

So they're just doing it. And Heather's like, wow, this felt like a physical release of energy. I have a lot of pent up aggression right now and I feel totally devastated about how things were devastated. Who are these happens? Devastated. Oh, devastated.

That's the thing that you said. I mean, when she said that, I just wrote Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. It was so you. And so then we go to Jizelle watching from the pool and kind of yassing them as they do it. And Whitney's like, don't come for me, girl. I am boxing now, sister. As Whitney's awkward, Whitney's awkward ass on this season. And then we get Leah showing her shiny, sparkly personality. You know, Leah loves to try and just gross people out.

That's her personality. And she's like, yeah, my stomach is like wrapped. It like, it's from that food. And it was good food, but like, I have the runs, but like plus, I have my period at the same time. So it's like, period runs. It's like terrible and others just like Okay, I know we're all human. I know we all, well, half of us get our periods

and a hundred of us get the rents occasionally. A hundred percent of us get the rents occasionally. I wanna hear it, okay? I wanna hear about the mixing together and coming out. This is not a soda station where you're telling your friends you mixed a Dr. Pepper with a cherry coat and a truck stop. This is the best thing you've ever tasted.

I don't think I want to hear about that either. I'm just gonna tell you right now, I don't need to hear about your mixing sodas, et cetera. Were you about that kind of kid to go to a soda station and when you got to start putting your own soda in your cup and just mixing all the different sodas together? You know me, I'm like such a very obedient person. So it's like, well, come on, Ben, but that's like childhood.

But I, no, but I don't know, I also don't want to mix, I think the, I think the, I think the most saucy I ever got was really venturing into the world of Arnold Palmer's of which I had one just two days ago. I said, oh, you fucking rebel. That's what they drink. That's what they drink in retirement homes, okay. Wait a second. Don't be sarcastic about my disobedience when the spectrum is like lemonade and iced tea versus sprite and coke. Because, it's bad in the truck vowing. Putting all the different cogs together,

fuck you, I could do whatever I wanted this so to stand, sir. And yours is just like, all order what, you know, that old man's having over there. That's the pre, has been prescribed by cultures being an okay mix. That's absolutely the way I do it. No, I never liked, I never liked mixing,

like, you know what, I think I was traumatized. I have like childhood trauma because I once tried to mix Nestle's quick into orange juice because I thought, well, it works in milk. Well, I can see how that would work. I can see how that would work. I can see how that would work, because chocolate orange is pretty good. Yeah, and then I think after that point, I said, you know what? No more.

All beverages are single use. So good. The soda fountain, if I say I'm going to get a coke, I'm going to get a coke. If I'm going to get a sprite, I'm going to get a. If I'm gonna get a sprite, I'm gonna get a sprite. I'm not gonna mix and match. Well, you go, girl. Okay, so the point of all of this is that Leah is like a soda fountain, but with period in diarrhea.

So let's move on from that. So then we go to Mary Sol and Alexia, and they're doing eye patches and doing the diary room together. You know, Alexia's like, we made it this far. We're still here. Like, I woke up today, we made it this far. We're still here. Like, I woke up today and I saw me and I know I'm still here. And Mary said, I feel jammed.

All right, I feel absolutely fucking dead. Dora, cuz I'm in alcohol, I'm really, really? And yeah, so they got those under eye patches. So Alex is like, oh, this, oh, but you know, Peter, this is like those things that, like the word that the girls were eating the other day. And Mary said, like got those under eye patches. So Alex is like, oh, this, oh, well, you know, Peter, this is like those things that, like the word that the girls really did the other day. And Marcia's like, they are eating worms.

And she's like, that's like, that sounds terrible. And this is, oh, she says something gets so refreshing and nice. Was it her beverage? Yeah, they were talking about something they said we need refreshing because, you know, this group, everyone's crazy. And Marcia was like, oh oh yeah, everyone talks over each

other, they're worse than Cubans. And Alexi is like, the worst is Candice. And then we see a clip of Candice screaming, hello when everybody shut up for five minutes. So she could did Alexia see her reunion? I'm just wondering did Alexia see that? Did Alexia remember Andy Cohen's brain exploding on like sticking to the wall with brain matter after like no one would stop talking over each other? Yeah, I know that cracks me up.

It's like I guess when you're a real housewife, you can't see it in yourself. No, no. That's actually the finding trade of being a real housewife. I think so too. The hypocrite party. That's why if we ever ran for president

and housewives of the world, we would win because we are the leaders of the HIPAACRAP party. Yeah, we would win. We get all the votes. Yeah, we would just vote down party lines. That's it. Yep. Yeah. We would win. So, uh, yeah, so, so basically they're like really mad that Candace was so loud and And it was so loud. And Alex is like, oh, like she has these vocals. And Marisol's like, oh, I mean, it's like this microphone. It's like she's swallowing that microphone. Cause she's loud. It's like she has a microphone in her with an amp

and a power system in there. She's got a whole band in there. It's very like, is anyone I'm gonna guess and my joke or no? No? Okay, I'll have, I'll just guess it. No, I wasn't asking you to let, yes, hand it. I was just saying how like, Marisol's just like, they are being like, oh, it's a microphone. Alexi just totally ignores her.

So, you might know they start any, any obligation to yes hand the microphone bit. I was just sitting like in the back car listing and I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So, they start any obligation to yes and the microphone bit. I was just sitting like in the back car listing, back of the car listing to me, it's

it in the back seat. I like it, you know, it's good. So then, Alexia is saying, oh my god, we're being shady by the way, this is what shade is. And she's like, no, her actions were shady. And then I have to say, shady. And Alexia goes, well, according to yourself, this is shade. So now they're trying to figure out what shade is.

Like, they don't fucking know. I mean, hello. How do you two not know what shade is? Hmm. I know. So then Pepsi just like walking around. He's asking Whitney how the night went and Whitney's basically indicating

that there's just like lots of fighting and Pepsi is very excited because he's gonna take the women into town today into old Piquet to go shopping and they're gonna I've lunch at a food hall and then in the evening Marisol is gonna do an evening activity So they're all like very excited about this and Whitney says after yesterday I realized that no one here is going to understand slash care, slash ever asking about like what Heather and I are really fighting about, and like how deep it goes,

but like we're here to get to know and build other relationships and not just repair Heather and I's relationship. So I've decided to put a pin in it and because I came decided to put a pin in it. And because I came here to have fun, like not today, say 10. Not today, say 10. Not today, chin. Not today, means, can I start over? Stupid Whitney. So perhaps he and Giselle are at the pool and Giselle's like, um, now wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have an issue because we can't seem to find my bottle.

Do you remember this, this bottle, this bottle here? And she's showing them online, I guess, like a picture of the Kaleise Azul bottle. And he's like, yes, we brought it to the yacht. I remember that much. Boatie, Boatie, Drinky, Drinky yachtie yachtie. And she's like, yes, and it came back. And you and me and Portia had shots. And then we see them having shots. And that's when he was like, start your engine girls, Pepsi's are coming.

Yeah. And so basically, she's like, so what do you think happened to the bottle? Ah, he's like, well, I think that's someone took it and she's like, well, do you think one of the ladies took it and put it in their room? Ma and he's basically like, yeah, I don't know. It's like, yeah, I guess like what do I know, you know? And she's like, you do? Well, I'm gonna ask them, but be on the lookout. And she just tricked him because now she can go around saying, well, Pepsi thought it was you guys. Yes. That's why I play me you what she does fucking just out Well, I know I look like a diva and but you know, just I don't even ask for my jaw I don't drink wine. I don't drink vodka. I drink tequila as of the beginning of the show Why like since when does just like her thing is that she only drinks tequila?

Is that been something that's been happening under our, under our nose? Nose is all this time. I never noticed that to get like that. Her only thing is that she only drinks Klessia's little tequila. She's ridiculous. So she's going on about all of it. Now, one thing about Giselle is, Giselle is a producer. We all know that she's stirred shit on these shows on purpose and does a pretty good job

usually. I mean, she doesn't even hide her hands anymore. She used to be more subtle. Now she's just like flat out making storylines. And I think Jacelle sees how boring this season is coming off. You know what I mean? Because not much is... Like, I love it.

I'm cracking up. That's really all I asked for in a show. But not much is happening. And I think that Jacelle is going to try and make some big mystery about it. But I also. If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty. And now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more efficiently because you gotta keep the overall cost down. And thankfully, there's a hiring partner who's focused on you and your needs, and that is Zip Recruiter. From pricing to technology, everything that Zip Recruiter does is for you and what works

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Exactly. Impossible is making meat history this summer. Yeah, they are. Summer of impossible. I am so excited to be spending time, cooking my summer foods, all that good stuff, and guess what? We can use impossible sausages, impossible brats. I mean, it's gonna be a great summer for impossible foods. Impossible beef is

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that's gonna involve passing that bottle around and ringing that bell, because that's a bell on top, right? So like, I think it's like she wants to do something where she like dings in with the bell. I feel like she has a whole bit that she's planned with that bottle and the bottle is missing. And for whatever reason, you can't get it in Thailand or you have to import it and it has to go to customs

and it's a whole big drama. And I think that, but you can't say, I planned a bit for the show, she just like, I need my bottle, so she can't say, I planned a bit for the show. She just like, I need my bottle. So that, that begins the great bottle hunt of 2023. Well, I think she's either trying to frame Candace and she's putting it in Candace's room or she is or Porsche stole it because Porsche wants to cause

just hell to go crazy and yell at everybody. But I think probably what really happened is that the staff was like, oh, it's an empty bottle. And they threw it away. I mean, how much is this like the fish in the nose from the Bible where you just keep until everyone's done? It just keeps, you know, repeating itself over and over. Jesus is not here. Your tequila is not going to last forever.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. But you know, this is great news for Heather because we finally have a newer Dumber mystery than her black guy that that's probably going to play us for way longer. and her black guy, that's probably gonna play us for way longer. What? Where the bottle go? I'm sorry, you know what I'm doing right now? I'm online. So sorry, I'm terrible.

Like I can't even pretend that I'm paying attention. What happened? Okay, so I'm online and I am looking at liquor stores in Fouquet. Fouquet. Because I want to see if this damn stuff is sold in liquor stores in Fouquet. Because I don't believe that it's not sold there. Fouquet's a big party town. Everyone goes there.

That is true. Can you guess? And I read a comment online that somebody said I checked liquor stores in Puket and that shit was there. So I have repeated that, but then between when I said that and now I still haven't looked. So I thought, well, this will be easy. Surely Pukets just like America. And you can just click on a liquor store and they'll have a website and you can

search for stuff. Unfortunately, it's not like that. So now I'm taking pictures of the shelves. And they have pictures that'll be like, look, here's, I think this is a- I just did a search. I said, can you get a class as well in Thailand? And I found a Thai liquor site where you can buy booze. And it's there.

It's there. Well, thank you. And also thank you for teaching me how to Google better. Why do I suck at Googling so bad? God bless it. Yeah, but this, can you get classes in Foucaix? Yeah. And the store of classes is unique as the bottle.

Okay, that's not, yeah, I mean, yes. Yes, you can. I see a ton of tequila. I do not see the bottle. Okay, that's that's not yeah, I mean, yes, yes, you I see a ton of tequila's I do not see a bottle of glasses or and I'm looking at a tequila shelf. They have a lot of pictures for the slicker store. I got to give them credit who knows, but um let's go on with the recap because really nobody needs to listen. I'm like, sorry guys, I'm now I'm down the down the the rabbit hole. Okay, so the point is this, there's a new mystery in the Bravo world and it's about a bottle of tequila. And all such as, oh, get off your high horse.

Who the fuck are you? Okay, you cannot, there's no way that you can only drink one thing. Okay, stop laughty dying. You can drink some fucking eduura like everybody else. Okay, get over it. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I, I, I don't believe that Jazeel's palette is so refined that the only tequila that she can drink just happens to be this really, really, really expensive. Like I understand if you're like, okay, it's not even that expensive. It's like mid grade. It's like even that expensive, it's like mid grade,

it's like 150 bucks. So it's not the cheapest, but it's not, you know, now they do have nicer bottles that you can get for like a thousand, but that was in the bottle that they had, so. I don't wanna hear it. So it gets them like Casamigos, I'm sure she would not be able to tell the difference

between Casamigos and class as well, okay? You know what, that's what I say. So the point is this, just L is pretending and class as well, okay? You know what, that's what I say. So the point is that, just L is pretending to be a tequila snob right now. Meanwhile, Marisol is the exact opposite of a boo snob because she's offering screwdrivers to everyone like she's 17 years old, learning how to drink again,

you know? That's such an odd, like giving a screwdrivers. I mean, there's nothing wrong with a screwdriver. I mean, what's not to like, aren't you, and vodka? But it just, it's like, I feel like that is like the training wheels of drinking, right? Well, yeah, you know, she's just trying to get people to join her because that's like her breakfast. You know what I mean?

It's just like you're trying to get your friends to start off by having breakfast because it's healthy. So then, just El Goes to Porsche's room. And, um, just, I was like, wow, I'm kind of mad at this view. This room is amazing. And Porsche's like, yeah, this is where I do my meditation after dealing with all y'all. And so Jisel's like, well, I'm coming down here because I talked to Pepsi this morning. And I showed him a picture of the Glacier Zool.

And I said, do you think one of the girls took it? And he said, yes, the girls took it. One of the girls definitely took it. Go search all the girls room and find out who took that Glace Azul. Just turning into what's the name of that bad guy and lay him as again? Javier. Jisbear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no did say that. Da! I mean, he just nodded his head, da, but we can all infer that he said absolutely Candace probably stole it, da! So she's basically like, understand that at lunch they, ya, court is in session, da, to kill a bottle, court specifically, ya. Yeah, everyone has to be accountable for their whereabouts.

That night, not you, you love Hennessy. And she goes, what about Whitney? And she's like, Whitney, Whitney didn't take a bottle. That's Whitney. Wait. Like Whitney's too dumb to steal a bottle. I like that.

She's like, Whitney would absolutely take the bottle. Whitney's an idiot. Whitney would take it, but she thought it was like a vacuum cleaner. Oh no, I spilled something. Let me get this dust buster. Whitney would be trying to climb it, you know.

I found a stripper pole. I found a stripper pole in the basement. So, just I was like since so first aspect of Heather because she says since the beginning of the trip by I have been feeling that Heather said things out of her mouth that she doesn't necessarily mean. I don't believe you don't know who punch you in the face saw that's where you lost me. Ha! But how does that have to do with anybody drinking to keep like why would that mean that she steals her to Keela? Because if she's like makes no sense. This fight makes no this mystery makes no sense because again you sort of said what the answer is that like someone thought it was like an empty bottle. They just recycled it. But yeah, it's like

coming into your it's like coming into your hotel room and being like there is a bottle of water missing. They're like, we threw away your trash. Sorry. I was saving that bottle. Ghost came in here and made my bed to wow. Who's the suspects who did that? So yeah, I mean basically I think she's saying like you know Heather you can't really trust what she says So maybe that extends to her actions like she might be shifty. She might be she might have bad intentions So then um Lee and Heather are in Lee's room, I think. And Heather's like, yeah, you know, last night, right? I'm just trying to get through that fog of betrayal. Yeah. And Heather's like, well, you know, did you, did you know, did you get into a fight with anyone last night? And Lee is like, yeah. And then we see a flashback of Lee being like,

you're bullying me. You are bullying Lee being like, you're bullying me. You are bullying me. All of you are bullying me. And you know what? Like, here's like the fucked part. Like, we all went around at that elephant sanctuary lunch. You know, remember, when we were all defecated on, and we talked about like how the social media aspects of the housewives is very toxic and hard for all of us. Remember that when I like cried about that and this show flashback of Candace being like I am getting pummeled on the hour on social media after I say horrible things about people. I know I can't why haven't they showed Candace I mean I know that this is Candace is like redemption season where it's like Candace is a hero and everybody has to love everything that

Candace does or says I get it, but Why aren't they showing tweets of Candace being like oh shut the fuck up you income Roach to people on Twitter? Yeah, why I want to see that be fair be fair Right, and then they should the flashback of Leah crying about how people were really coming at her for like you know on On Roni how she didn't go to her grandmother's side when she was dying. So Leah says, so she knows like how toxic social media is on the housewives and then Portia goes and posts a photo and doesn't tag me or Candice.

Like someone just DM me about it. Like it's ridiculous. Like, oh God, let's be a tagging fight today. Tagging a T-L-L-L. Well, that's a big deal in housewives worlds, You know, cropping somebody out or tagging them or doing anything on Instagram. That is a shock. I mean, you know, a lot of people give Tamra Barney

credit for making housewives fighting and like for bringing all the drama to housewives. I can see, I will give some of that credit where credit is due. But the housewife who's brought the most to the table, we all know her, Sasal Medea, that. I can see I will give some of that credit where credit is due but the housewife who's brought the most to the table We all know her so shalma Dia not horrible Effing which so shalma Dia she has been driving these shows for years. Where's her credit?

No, you know where's her credit? She deserves it and here we go today, you know This is she's driving it. She's starting shit today. Yeah. So Leah tells us, Porsche not tag me and Candace, like it creates drama. And like, I just don't understand her issue with me. It's like not my responsibility to make her like me. And if you don't like me, you don't like me, like not my problem. Like, well, but then you, then are complaining about not being tagged in the photo for the rest of the year. But then you need to fight about not being tagged. So don't say that because you're a fucking wire and you do care.

And now you're going to be a fucking victim about it all day. Now that said, you are the victim in this because that was shitty. It was a mean girl. It was a mean girl. Yeah, that was shitty of Porsche, you know. But yeah, but somehow it's Porsche winds up on top because when she ultimately is called on it later in the episode She's so unapologetic about you kind of have to be like well. I mean can't argue with that

But um, she knows how to get to children I feel like I feel like Leah and Candace are both kind of on that same level. Yeah, everything's like oh my god You believe me. Oh my god. This is cyberballing Instead of just having a normal conversation, and so Portia's just poking at them because she knows their little babies and that they're gonna throw a fit. They give her exactly what she wants.

They give her exactly what she wants. She's like a really good babysitter. Like she's one that people hire on the neighborhood because she keeps the kids in order. But then she always has stories like, I was wild when I was your age. You're like, not you. And then you see a clip of her getting kicked in the stomach by Cynthia or whatever

Well, she just wants to shut the kids up. That way she could like you know face time with her boyfriend You know who's like at the party so I mean great I have a question though Ronnie in all seriousness. I was trying to remember The genesis of Portia and Leia's falling out. Was that just because when Leia was at the table saying like, I'm bored with the story? Is that when Portia was like, oh, this girl sucks? Is that what it was? And then like, though, the boat thing happened after that. Boiler is doing lots of funny things behind you. I'm sorry. I can't. Boiler is doing these stretches. This, you're such a good boy.

Wow. I'll catch you. I got a cute, you're so handsome. Resuming right now so I can see him. But is that the Genesis of their fight, Ronnie? I can't remember for the life of me. I think so. I think so.

And then the micro penis thing because, yeah. Well, first you started with, oh my God, everyone, no one likes to talk about sex on my show, but you guys are like totally cool talking about sex, but I hate micro penis as. And then everyone got oddly offended at that term. I mean, Leah said a lot worse, so I don't understand why they were also offended by it, but then she just kept on, because it's just that teenager trying to poke. It's legal.

So she's trying to poke the old ladies and then when they finally started calling her out then porcelain would you rather talk about your micro penis and this and that right then they went on the next day they went on the they went on that yacht and that's once were those like full-fledged fighting okay I just want to have a little refresher because for whatever reason that's in stick with me so the point is is, Porsche did not tag them. So now Candace walks in and Lea is saying it was, they're basically like ragging on Porsche.

Like, oh, Porsche is the worst. And then we cut over back to Giselle and Giselle saying, people have to understand, ah, if we're playing a reasonably shady party, ah, you gotta be in your toes. Yeah, things will get shady and Porsche is like, yeah, I was screaming at two people. Now if you ask me what I was saying, I don't know, but I do know I was feeling passionate. Porsche doesn't even care.

Porsche doesn't even go back to shows like what happened? I don't know, but something happened. This is something that we go back to, Leah. And she's like, yeah, I mean, she posted a photo of all of us, but then didn't tag us right, Candace. And Heather's like, that is pure shade. I love it. Can I get an autograph?

Can I get an autograph? Would you autograph that shade for me? That is like pure alpha mean girl behavior girls. Oh my god, you are so lucky right now. Oh my god, to be the presence of the big dogs. And, and, and Candid, what am I on Beethoven right now? Because there are some big dogs here. Oh my god, is that Clifford over there?

Talk about a big dog in the house. So, Jizelle, no, sorry. So Candice is like, well, just be prepared because she's gonna be like, it's my social media, I can post whatever I want. Why do you care what I post? Emily is like, yeah, like, she's gonna be like, do what do you want my followers?

I mean, what are you trying to like, shine on my social media? And Heather's like, yes! I mean, I don't know if she's gonna say that, but yes, I do shine on our social media. I got more followers. That's amazing. I woke up, it was like a Christmas present. It's like Candace says, she says, Portia is an imposter. She's like, you know, she acts like dumb, not aware of the way her behavior and things like that she's saying could be offensive, but then she's always very aware of what she's doing and what she's saying.

I'm like, yeah, but you could probably say that about 70% of the real housewives at any given moment. Right. Um, and also, who cares? Would you guys really care if it was Whitney who did that? Probably not, because Whitney has like five followers, okay? I mean, in comparison, I know Whitney has some followers and all that, but the Salt Lake City girls are gonna naturally have, or like Mary's Soul,

you know what I mean? I don't think they would care. You care because she has seven million followers. And I guess it's the most popular, most famous. Yeah, and also they make, I think they make a good point later when Candice compares this to cyber bullying, which is ridiculous, but where she says, yeah, it's basically giving permissions to your fans

to come after me for no reason. It's like, oh, come on. Like, stop making it that everyone, it's everyone else's fault that people are coming after you. I feel like people come after people on these shows for things that they do. It's not because Porsche is dogwistling them to go after Candice, you know?

Things that Candice has gotten in trouble for on the show, she earned and you know, be more proud of it. Yeah. I say, yeah, because it's been sick. She keeps it spicy. So she's got a good history on housewives, Candace. You know, she's going to go down as one of the most controversial and ultimately entertaining housewives. She should be more proud of her work and stop trying to blame everybody else for forcing her into it. Well, but that is her work, Ronnie. That's just her work. There it is.

That's true. God bless it. It's a full circle. The full circle. And the more you know Star, just flashed over our heads. So, Giselle, meanwhile, is saying, like, she's like, I mean, Candice Sa. you told the whole room the whole room to shut the fuck up Baa and Porsche's like yeah, what was that all about and Jacelle says I don't know But now you know why no one likes her Porsche like that's true

And then can't back to Candace Candace is like to not tag me you petty toxic bitch, you wanted beef, you wanted problems, so I'll give you problems. And then we go to Alexia showing off her, you know, fringe outfit. Alexia that outfit was like, it sort of was like, cow girl, ask, it was like black, but they'd have like lots of white fringe hanging from it. It was perfect actually, it was the perfect Alexia thing to wear to the market.

So they're gonna go to the market and they're all excited and they're gathering to leave and some people are eating breakfast and Candace is like, there's a bug in here. Get Pepsi and Heather's like, no, I'll get the bug, I'll get him. So she and Lear are trying to catch the bug, but then the bug goes up, Lear's shirt runs around and so she's like pulling off her clothes, but then the bug goes up, Lear's, you know, shirt, runs around, and so she's like pulling off her clothes, like screaming, and Heather tells us,

these women are not pioneer stock. I've never had a bug up my skirt, but if I did, I would pick it up, I would look at it, and I would say, how many followers do you have? And if it had less than two million, I would just flick it away.

Who's the big dog now? Am I right? So Lear's like like oh my god I thought it went up my pussy. Pepsi's like ladies. Ladies, ladies, ladies, come on sexy, sexy Pepsi is here. Okay this afternoon we're gonna go to the old town and then if you want to go shop you can shop your minds off. Come on ladies let's go! So they leave and Mary Sol is still pushing her cocktails on everyone saying,

Harry Porch, I have the most green right when we're going in the morning. So they get into the vans and Porsche tastes the drink and she's like, this is the strongest drink I've ever had. Like what the fuck is in here? And she tells us, now I know that Mary Sol has had some issues in her body

but I think you would be by drinking that jet fuel, Jesus. I have to say, potentially controversially, I mean, I'm Mary-Sole's booze bit is like so tired and laid out, it's like so affected. But that being said, I'm really enjoying Mary-Sole on this show. I don't know why. I feel like her energy of like, not really understanding

what's going on, but also being like quietly juggie with Alexia in the corner. I really like it. They found a nice balance. She's not doing prop work. First of all, she's kind of given that one up. She couldn't afford to fly Steve out, so he's not there giving her lines from on top of a piano at a piano bar to tell her to say that are fun and witty. Yeah. And she's not trying to start shit with people. She's actually just kind of enjoying herself. Yeah, she's like shady little comments here and there. Like in a way that I'm like, I'm really enjoying her as like a,

she's like a palette, she's like a little bowl of lemon sorbet in the mix of all this. She's also, her and Alexia are also the only couple in this that I'm enjoying as a couple. I'm thinking they are hilarious together. I love that they're talking Spanish to each other. About everybody else. I do think that's funny. And I love that they're completely, they completely don't understand anything except Miami, their city, and their culture. I think normally that would bother me with anybody else, but I think with them it's just so hilarious.

It's like they really are that sheltered. Like they've, it seems like they've never been anywhere or known anybody except Cuban people in Miami. And told, you know what, I, I find Alexia to be thrilling on this show. I find that she she's like she sort of like is on the side and then she'll like have an opinion and she gets that look You know you described it like like she gets at attention and then she just weighs is like you know what? I'm sorry. No, you're wrong in this situation The way she just will like just barge in and just be like here is my official opinion. I don't know I find it yeah, because she knows she is supposed to have an opinion.

And so she'll pipe in every once in a while. Like, well, here's my opinion. And you better like it. It's like, you know, even though it's a conversation. I know. She's always like, you were wrong. No, you were wrong. OK.

So anyway, it's a many head shake for me. Is it see, only moves her head about like, maybe half an inch back and forth it cracks me up it's like a little bobble head commercials here comes one right now hi I'm Michael Patrick King host of the official max companion podcast and just like that the writers room each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season two sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2, starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts.

So um, yeah, Mary Solzadruk. Okay, so Leah Miami and Leah Miami ladies and Candace are in a van. They're talking about how Lee is gonna take them to a Buddhist temple tomorrow and Mary so's like you hear that Candace day Peaceful. I'm guessing Candace understands the assignment and won't be screaming in the temple, but Candace is crazy and Candace is like well if I if, if I don't have to scream of her people, I will be quiet. Yeah, she's like, if that fat fuck Buddha doesn't mess with me, then I'll be quiet. Yeah, wait till she reacts when they, when they find out she'd

take her shoes off to go into the temple. Excuse me. So then, um, uh, so the girls, uh, yeah, they're basically like asking what the rules are for like going to the temple tomorrow and Pepsi's like, listen, just kind of be dressed, you know, respectfully, and they're talking about how Lea's been like very cheeky with her outfits, and they're like a side by side of Lea's cheeks, cheeky, cheeky outfits. So finally we're in town.

So, Alexia's like, oh, well, you know, Peter, I just found out what the shade was, and like I swore to you after that whole game yesterday, I was like, Oh, okay. Now I know what shade is. So this is the Alexia news network has come in with the ball. This is what you know, this is what shade is. Okay.

Oh, well, you know, well, you know, well, you know, shade has been discovered. There's a pile up of shade on the freeway. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. So, let's see. So then later, oh, there Lee is like, well, I don't like being shady.

I just don't like, no, you just like being flat out mean and yelling and aggressive. That's how you are. at least on your seasons. This season, not so much. I'm not accusing you from this season, but from New York. And Candace is like, oh, I don't mind a little shade. And Lee is like, well, I like shade,

but I don't like passive aggressive shade. And Mary still goes, oh, God, there's another kind of shade. What's massive aggressive shade? I just learned the regular kind of shade. Yeah, this is a lot of shade for crying out loud. Is there a wicked pd up page we can go to? So then we see a flashback of Porsche naming her team from the event Poor Leah

because it's portion Leah together. And Ken is like, oh, don't forget the time when Porsche was going up to you and saying, are you bored? Are you bored? Are you bored? Like, well, yeah, that was passive. So it's like, she was bored.

Yeah, it's actually a callback. That's callback shade. I'm sorry. Leo was the one. That's what the word, yeah. Leo was the one who was being passive aggressive with, I'm bored, this is a boring story. That's passive aggressive.

Yes, but also someone commented, I really like this comment, and and they said all shade is passive aggressive That's the point and that yeah, you know, and there's that that's kind of what it is so Now they're like wait what's this passive aggressive shade and then Mary so it's like oh, okay, so are you bored or you bored? Okay, that's passive aggressive. Oh, okay, whatever you say so they get to the market and They have like little fans because it's hot as hell, right? Yeah, and so then we meet Pepsi's new assistant Nam and she's like well Hello, ladies, you can call me nam today. I'll show you around puket our town including shopping lunch more shopping more lunch

Whatever you want. Do you want an elephant? We've got it. Do you know where you got it? Shopping shopping we got you want a hat? We got an ad right over there. You want some socks. We got socks right over there. Get to it That was the end of them. We never saw again after that moment We're now so then So then, Heather's like, I think that shopping is one thing we can all agree on. I mean, these are my favorite subjects. Capitalism at exploiting Third World boutiques. I'm like, I think your joke got away from you there. Explaining through them.

It's like, that's not like, bring like vibes of colonialism into shit. And to just like, buying us a wrong. Yeah, Heather. Heather's missing quite a bit. She's like, but as someone who's always said that I love child labor and so does everybody because we're always on our iPhones, I can't really fault her too much

without being a total hypocrite. But yeah, I was like, just enjoy. I think she's like, I'm so excited to be on this show that she's just like literally saying nonsense. And just like, she's like, I don't know what I'm saying anymore. I'm just saying bad things right now. I think she doesn't.

I think they, she was so traumatized by her season of Salt Lake City, they just put her right onto a plane. Because you've heard her, we asked her about her terrible dress in the diary, Ramon. She said that they just shoved her on a plane and told you've heard her, we asked her about her terrible dress in the diary room and she said that they just shoved her on a plane and told her to put something islandy on, you know. And so I think that she's traumatized in just spouting out crazy things.

She really is. So they're all buying stuff that they can offer to the temple tomorrow. There's a lot of hype around the temple. Like tomorrow's clearly gonna be the episode where they heal and they reconnect with each other. Or they just make fools of themselves in a sacred spiritual place.

But they are buying stuff. Mara's still keeps on saying like, I'm gonna buy a lot of these things that one people can use in a prayer. I'm gonna buy a lot. A lot of these things, it's like, okay Mara, so we get it. You're going to be charitable

Um, and it's hot Pepsi shows them all the red envelopes. He's like, look what I've got. They'll start like cheering and Countess is like, oh, I can kind of see sugar daddy vibes on Pepsi. Thank you daddy Is that what we're supposed to say? We should ask Portia, she probably knows. Oh, okay, so it's horrible to make fun of you for getting money from your mother, but it's totally fine to make fun of Portia from marrying a rich guy, okay? How does that work?

Ronnie, I'm going to politely request that you stop cyber bullying Candace at this moment. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha actual no my actual no it was or you could ask your poor man to save some money you know so then basic money to be like a cat to the fact boom I know because she's just so mean about Portia dating rich guys and I'm like well I mean I can get it because your husband can't keep a job at the hotel roof top bar at the W but give the woman a break okay. He got an L at the W so that was cold wood play. We're idiots. I think that we're what we just said about Adler is true for us at this point I don't

even think we know what we're talking about. Oh my goodness. No that is listen to episodes one through 2022. How many times have I started a sentence and be like, got to find a joke? Got to this because I'm reading a non-joke. I'm making some like, I've already committed to the setup of this joke. I got to turn this into a joke.

I mean, how many nonsense jokes have I ever said on this show? It's like literally high in the original Heather. So, but they go, by the way, they go and they get Thai iced tea. And I was like, dying. And I was was like I have to get a Thai iced tea Which I think I'm gonna do after this podcast. I think I'm gonna order Thai food today because this food looks so delicious I love Thai food and I love a Thai iced tea and this Thai iced tea had like fun Had like a fun little spiral of ice going up and out of it like a little stairway to Thai iced tea heaven and delicious so then and out of it, like a little stairway to tie ice to you have in and it's delicious. So then they're buying basics, like basic supplies in the, to put in baskets and the Lexi's

like toilet paper? Who needs toilet paper? And how there's like, it's for the monks. And also for Porsche. I mean, look, it just has everything she needs in here. I can give those baskets a Porsche. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was a yes, so they're they're they're shopping they're getting their roti they're in their at TST Whitney winds up getting to iced tea on her sunglasses

And she's like hey, Paps can you help me out? It came on my face. I wasn't expecting it. Ha ha this TST just lost its job expecting it. This tie I see just lost its job. So, Leah's like, my vagina's hot. And then we go to beating bread products. That was the road to eating bread products. Oh, so we've already done this. Okay. Yeah, it's all a mix of tourism and old puket. But Leah's like, I mean, I don't want to complain too much, but because you know, I'll be poor Leah, but I am hot and it feels like my insides are burning.

I'm like, oh, maybe that's because it's 95,000 degrees out. So yeah, so they go to a dress shop and Candace is trying one on and get me to sell. It's like, that's not cute. It looks like you went in your diaper. And he's like, guys, it's hot. It's like literally so hot. I can't even do anything right now, you guys.

And Alex is like, oh, well, you know Pepsi? Pepsi, will you help me negotiate? Because this is dirty. And in America, when it's dirty, they give you a big discount. So come on, Pepsi, do this. He's like, uh, okay. This is on a Marshalls. What the hell?

He's trying to hackle. So then Leah's fanning herself. She's like, I can't feel my legs. I'm like the weekend except leg version. I can't feel my legs when I'm in Thailand, but I like it. So she collapses. That was it. By the way, that was a Heather. That was a Heather moment right there, everyone. Thank you. Thank you so much. Heather joke.

Heather joke. So Leah collapses, and I just wrote LOL. And then Alex, he's like, oh my god, lay her down. Lay her down on the floor. Like I said, too. Lay her down on the floor. And Heather's like, does anyone have any sugar?

No, she doesn't eat sugar. It's like like I'm at for me. This is very stressful Really for some gaming. I'd love to like see us saying lay her down like I said because of course like first of all Leo's already down on the floor and like she's like oh well you know layer down layer down. Okay, Alex Distress in okay on the heels of learning what Shade is Leah has collapsed and maybe dying in Bukat Okay, we'll have'll be back with more news. But she's laying down. And so then the medics rush in, and they like lay the stretcher.

By the way, they're playing clown music for all of this. The entire time. Which is hilarious. Yes. And so the medics come in, they stretch out, they'll like to see the entire time. They're like, lay her down, lay her down. Oh, look, they're laying her down.

Like I told them to. It's not in vent laying down, like, S see ya it's like the medics were like oh let's stand her up right away oh that's a good idea maybe we should lay her down thanks Alexia yeah so Leah is like oh my god watch out because I'm not wearing underwear so what Leah fucking a man okay first you start your period you tell everybody you're starting your period for days. Your period is coming, your period is coming, and then you don't have a tampon. That's the first thing you, it's like singing,

she'll be coming around the mountain, here she comes, here she comes, and you don't have anything for your grandma by the time she gets there. You've been singing the song for day is woman, and now you have your diarrhea Answer period at the same time like the soda machine and you don't have a cup Come on Yeah, I mean because you know when you are mixing and matching those sodas you at least you got a catch

They they've it's built in it's built into the sort of machine. There's a little there's an area that catches the least Loose things, okay, it's like having a soda machine that doesn't have that little grate at the bottom of it. Yeah. Put on the little something. A little something. I'm shaming anybody for having diarrhea or their period. I'm under where she's like, come on.

To be. It's more like, yeah. It's prepared. Be, be, prepared. It's just an easily solvable situation. If there's like uncontrollable liquid that may be exiting, catch them. Block it, block it.

Nobody wants it. We've already had, you know, she's spoiled because she's been around Ramona too much. And she's like, so if I shit on the floor, who cares? Ramona has normalized it. It happens all the time. Yeah. Ramona has normalized pooping on the floor.

Yes. Yeah. Wow, what amazing show that was. Just not prepared. You know, just not fucking prepared. I would never go on a road trip with Leo. I'm glad that this isn't girl's trip, ultimate road trip because that would be terrible. It would not be good.

So Leo's like telling the medics, like, I also had diarrhea today. So I think I'm like dehydrated and just like, ooh, just a little Porsche are like talking. And she's like, ooh, now she's nasty, yeah, she went from poor Leah to nasty Leah. Yeah. And Portia asked the question, we're all asking, how do you not wear panties on your period? And Heather is like, oh my god, and Candace is over there tending to her like a wet nurse. Yeah, and so emphasis on wet, am I right?

Yeah. So, he'll exploit a third-world boutique right now. So Lee is like, oh, guys, I've got something to say. I'm okay now. Oh, by the way, before we leave, there are a couple things I wanted to buy. Yeah, so, you know, they basically, they've called for some air conditioned cars. So that way Candace can sing her song. Go you better drive back. Drive back to Villa Eye. Villa Eye. Air conditioning. Oh air conditioning. So let's see. uh, Porsche, uh, they talk about

fainting and, I don't know, man, Heather's, they're fanning each other and stuff. And Porsche says that she's basically playing the victim that Lee is just playing the victim, right? Yeah. And I think she's talking about Leah. I don't know cause she was happening. No, she's saying she's saying like, she basically thinks this is all bullshit. Like the camera cuts to Porsche a number of times, sort of like rolling her eyes, like, Porsche is fanning her all bullshit. Like the camera cuts to Porsche a number of times sort of like rolling her eyes. Like Porsche is fanning her, but also rolling the eyes.

And she thinks that Lea just wants to like play the victim card. So though, now it's time while Lea goes back up to the villa, they're gonna go out to, they're gonna go to lunch, although half of them want to go to a cannabis store first. So the first group arrives at the this like, you know, it's just a restaurant, but you know, it's like a, you know, I forget how you describe it, but like nothing to, nothing fancy at all. Like a food courty type of restaurant,

or whatever, they can go. Yeah, and Marisol's like, do they have cocktails here? They have a barn here. It's like, okay. just Christ, you've got a fucking handle in your purse. Fucking crying about. So then Alex is like, oh my God, there's birds on the floor. And then they start screaming. Super classy. So is so fucking a vericine. I hope the production shows up an hour before and just apologize to everybody.

And the native time. This is the more they sing. This is so embarrassing. So, they're screaming and then meanwhile Candice and Heather are acting like, you know, they're like cool chicks for discovering marijuana, you know. And so, they do that and then they order shakes over at the lunch place and Mary Saul is opening her legs and fanning inside. And then Pepsi's like, who cares? I'm fast-forwarding. It's literally nothing is happening.

That was the whole page of notes. So, Giselle, maybe Candace will come to. Okay, so Giselle and Porcer are now at the table. So, Giselle's like, well, maybe Candace will calm down now that she's getting marijuana I'm ever so saying and she's like, oh god. I was so happy last night when Candace fell asleep at the party I thought well, thank God I can finally have a break for a minute and just just else like she didn't fall asleep Ah, she was pouting God and we see a flashback that we didn't see before of Candace had based business like crawled into a corner and crossed her arms

and then closed her eyes and was like, well, so she wasn't really having it. Yeah, we also didn't see the clip earlier where they, when they showed the clip earlier for yelling at everybody to shut the fuck up for five minutes, we didn't see that on the show either, did we? I don't think so, or maybe it's not. See, they're editing it.

I'm telling you, they're giving Candace a really good edit because they're showing us all this behavior later like in flashbacks So Mary soul's like well, yeah the other night was crazy and porcise says yeah, you know how kids when they have a tantrum You just ignore it. Yeah, you just ignore him. I just never looked back when she was fouting and Alexi's like but today she was calling you know you know? That's like passive aggressive shade, right? So good for her. No, what it is. So now once the group all reunites,

she's like, all right, everyone, nah, guys, I've been a little upset and I would like to discuss it with the group, bah. Does this look familiar to anybody? Yaj, she shows a picture of the class as well. And I was like, yeah, and she goes, well, I asked for this. And it was a very difficult thing to find, and it took somebody three weeks to find it, and they brought it to me in a box. That's how

fancy it was. It was in a box. And I know it went on the boat because I had it on the boat, without the box, but the box was there in spirit, ah. And then we see a close up of Alexia, because we get to the scene of her bragging about it on the boat. And she's like, okay, everybody, this is my tequila. I would like to, and she's like, oh no, I brought this. And she's like, oh, you did. So now it's like, okay, maybe Alexia took it because she thought maybe her bottle came.

Mm-hmm. Right, the great mystery. Yes. And so, Giselle says, well, I know it came back from the boat on your night, and we see flashbacks of Heather doing shots of it, and then she's like, the next morning it was gone, gone, and Heather goes, so are you saying that you think someone stills, I'm talking, I was like, Giselle just like cuts off Heather, like. Yeah, she's like, can I talk and Heather goes Just engaging in the convoy cheese cut so honored So I'm with over a million listeners just a million viewers a million followers goddamn I'm just gonna shut up. I'm just happy I'm in happy place. I got snapped at by one of the big talks. I feel so honored right now

So Heather's basically like she's tells us like um this is a bottle that you can buy from any store in America. I mean it's a Chachky like what's going on with this and Candace is like I'm just gonna send a hundred hundred dollars. This is the Christian woman in me. Yeah she's clearly indeed. So Jacelle's like well Porsche is not a suspect and Porsche goes I didn't do anything and Heather's like well I didn't do anything. And Heather's like, well, I didn't do it. And she goes, actually, you're suspect number one because I don't believe anything

that comes out of your mouth. And Heather's like, there's like a part of me that's like secretly thrilled. Like when the mean girl gives you attention, you don't even care, you just want the attention. Like she told me I was fat and ugly. I win, I win. Like who is this Heather?

This is like a totally different Heather than the Heather that we like got to know on Salt Lake. She's trying out, she's trying out all these different personalities. I feel like she does it on her seasons too. She just keeps trying out all these different ones. I would like to see the one that just says fuck off. Fuck you for accusing me of stealing. Who the fuck are you with your cheap ass bottle? Get a damn job if you can't afford more than one bottle for an entire week and make on vacation. Get the fuck are you with your cheap ass bottle get a damn job if you can't afford more than one bottle for an entire week And make on vacation get the fuck out of here with that and if you want to keys anybody else go to HR bitch

That's the head I want to see I actually don't love this super fan head or thing I think it's like it's like Apploy to be super relatable which I get but the thing is if she were just like a newbie That was plucked from obscurity and put on the show that would be awesome to be super relatable, which I get. But the thing is, if she were just like a newbie that was plucked from obscurity and put on the show, then it'd be awesome. But like, she's kind of like the star of Salt Lake City. And so it feels weird that she is taking like,

this super, like, it's not passive, but it's just like, she's just sort of like, no. I mean, I just wanted to say, I heard Is that a non-baked dog song playing in the background? I mean, I just wanted to say, I heard stars start like city, so I just thought it's stop by, I said, hi! Love that! Love that, that class has all.

Love that! Feed it to you, that beat that in taste ass. Okay, bye! Have a good one, have a good good time. Feed it to Kayla for you. This really is a good one. Have a good good time. Be a tequila for you. This really is a fight for at least a barlet of being. So Marisol says, back number three, she's like, why?

Because I like to drink, because I like free shit, and like, that's literally two perfect motivations. Those are motives. Like stop putting your motives on the table, you know? And she says, like, well, we were in the car and you said that the bottles are cute, and you have a lot of the little bottles. So maybe you stole my big bottle to fill up your little bottle. Yeah, she literally says last night, Marisol's like, well, God, you know, the mini-buff, you only see how the mini-bottle, you never go back to the

big bottles. That's what I always said about Steve. And they're so cute. I mean, I like to refill them when I put them in the ice and buckets. You know what I love to do? I like to get a big bottle of Classesule and then, then pour it into the small bottles. And then when you run out of the big bottle, you got a new big bottle, you know? And so, Jizuka's, well, I was in my shower thinking she might have taken the big one and pours her goes, you couldn't even wash your ass for thinking about this. So Candice enters a news theory, which is, just like, you stole the bottle and you're trying to make it a thing. And just like, well, your suspect number two, wow, because I know you love the bottle.

And she's like, oh, really? Wow, well, she tried to get me to steal the bottle and try to send me to Mexican jail and we saw two months ago. I had forgotten about this moment on the show where Candace had kind of like wandered off with the bottle of classes at that restaurant in Mexico. But now they're showing it that Jazeals like take it, take the bottle. That's ours. We paid for that. You can take it. And so now Candace is like, well, we did a tequila tasting in Mexico. And I thought we'd purchased a tequila. And I thought we could take it on the boat. And Jizelle was a liar. And she said, you can take it. And you know, what are you trying to do? Get me thrown in jail. And then Jizelle goes, oh, really? Then why did

you take the one in Mexico? Jizelle, this is so jazal to make somebody do something and then accuse them later. Yeah, I guess like because your ass told me too. So my ass was like, oh okay, shh, shh, come on, everyone's looking at you. You can go to Thailand, Jail. You're worried about Mexican Jail. You can go to Thailand, Jail.

So can't do this. Of course, Candace is yelling. She always takes it to that staff, right? She's like, you want to meet a guy to Mexican Jail? You want to meet a guy to Mexican J right? She's like, you want to meet a go to Mexican gel? You want to meet a go to Mexican? She's just yelling. And then she says, like, we are friends and we are all getting to know each other. And I would think if you took it or you took it or you took it or you took it or you took it, you couldn't admit it now. And I'm thinking, surely she's kidding. Like, surely

there's got to be an element of humor to this. But then she goes, give me my bottle. Give me my bottle. Give me my bottle. Give me my bottle. Give me my bottle. Give me my bottle. I'm just out. Who cares? I know, she is really going crazy about this. And the way she's tacky at this point,

I'm embarrassed for her at this point. She looks so fucking tacky. Well, and she doesn't normally actually do this. So that's why I really believe that she has a bit lined up, and she's all excited and she planned it for a while, and now it's falling apart, because there's no bottle. Because this is actually a little bit out of character, or like public character for her.

So, Jiselle now wants to search all their rooms. And Marisol and Heather are like, Marisol's like fine, you're kind of like a Myrman. Heather's like, oh my God, having an alpha, why did it actually come into my room, even though she wants to search my room, it's those sort of balances are being like, hang out, it sort of means that like,

she wants to spend time with me, so like, wow, it's the big dogs, I'm interested. She's all wants to touch my things. So then Candace is like, you think my black Astola, stole a porcelain bottle from you? You have nothing to offer, but necks and stovepipe legs.

We don't want those things. Ha ha ha ha. Some aerosols like, well, you know, we're not at the house now, have them search the house. I don't care, have the staff do it. So, so just, then meanwhile, we get get a we get a Lee update from Candace, which is that she's back at the house and resting, which then give you no one cares. No one cares, but it gives Candace the opportunity to then say, by the way, Portia, Leah shared that she saw online that you posted a picture of us and you tagged and purchased.

Yeah, everyone but you and me, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I know what this is going. But Candice doesn't know that she's just been cut off so she just keeps going. She's like, and her, and her, and you tagged her, and you tagged her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and not you. Come on, come on, keep it going, yeah.

And her, and pet me, and the elephant. And not you on the earth, right, I'm not you come on come on keep it going yeah, and her and The elephant You only yes right right and you had tagged everyone besides me and Leah Yeah, I've been saying that for five minutes, okay So can't it sounds like so I'll allow you to explain was that an oversight? So I'll allow you to explain. Does she, look, why are you barking up this tree when obviously she's doing this to piss you off at this point? Yeah, I mean, she just proved it.

Falling for the trap. So Portia goes, I mean, hell, no, it wasn't oversight. Like, why would Lina want to be tagged on my page? And so Candice is like, well, why wouldn't she? Do you have a beef? She was like, No, I just told my other girl. I mean, I don't, I just, I just don't like her. I'm like, she's just not my vibe. Okay, just like, oh,

well, Leah wasn't the only one that was in tag them also asking for myself, and I'm asking because you know by doing stuff like that on social media, the way that it's going to be, look at people are going to see it. She's, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. She goes, yeah, but it's going to look a certain way and it's going to cause a stir and that is a form of cyberbullying and literally everyone at the table grown. Even the locals were like, oh, God. Porsha is really displaying. She has, like, she has BFE. It's like big dick energy.

That's big following energy. Like, when you have seven million followers, you just don't care. I don't care. And it's funny because Worsha does say exactly what Candice said that she was going to say. Exactly. I mean, almost verbatim.

The response is almost verbatim. And it's funny because it still sounds more reasonable. I have the, I like the answer. Now granted, I like Porsche and I don't really like Lee and Candace all that much. Candace, I like a lot more now than I used to. I can see the entertainment value in Candace a lot more. But I'm not like a fan of theirs, you know? And I'm a fan of Porsche.

So of course, I'm gonna choose Porsche's side naturally, but Candace just looks so petty and insecure to me right now with this. Right, bulls. Cyber-bullying, give cyber-bullying. Also, you are the biggest cyber-bullying on the internet. You have been called out multiple times for how you are on the internet. Well, also, it's, please. It's such an abuse of the biggest cyber bully on the internet. You have been called out multiple times for how you are on the internet.

Well, also, it's, please. It's such an abuse of the term cyber bullying. I mean, I guess you could like, you could theoretically make a case that like tagging everyone in a picture except for you is theoretically a form of cyber bullying, but not really truly cyber bullying the way we really know it to be.

And the truth is cyberbullying is so much worse than what Candace is saying. And it's so much more vicious. People literally die because of it. And for Candace to be like, oh, you didn't tag me in the cast photo and to be that cyberbullying and to sort of equate, bring herself up to that level.

It's actually like, it's so disgusting. It's so silly. But it's like also so perfect for this show. Yeah, to me, it's just so silly. Give me a fucking break. Also, yeah, it's gonna send a message that Portia doesn't like you and that she doesn't like Leah.

And guess what? Portia doesn't like you and she doesn't like Leah. So is it bullying that now the show is airing? Is it like television bullying? That now everybody knows that she doesn't like you because it was gonna television bullying that now everybody knows that she doesn't like you because it was gonna air anyway and everyone's gonna see you, she doesn't like you. And by the way, it's like her either.

And by the way, by her not doing that, it stoked a whole lot more interest in this show than in their might have been otherwise. So, in some ways she was being clever. So, Alexi had me while, now it's time for Alexi to pass judgment, oh, you know, can this is very immature? Like no, not everyone has to be has to like you, but it doesn't mean they're bullying you. Okay, you know And just that just thinks

Okay, you know what? No, I'm not even gonna answer my own question because I realized I was gonna go down the Heather Gay path of I'll tell you what a bully does. I'll tell you what a bully does'll bully a bully takes an amix and throws it at a lawyer's face. That's what I'm going to do. Thank you. Thank you. That is what a bully does. Thank you. So how this like listen at this point, I'm just so excited to be tagged.

I'm going to hide in the bushes like Homer Simpson just walking backwards. I don't know what I would have been more excited about being tagged or not being tagged. Do I want to be bullied? Do I not want to be bullied? Oh my God. What a what a week with the Elfus. So, to self-sac, did you hurt anybody? Did you attack anybody in purchase?

I did not. I attacked a person I've known for five days so I'm not too sure where a future is and I didn't tag you. You're reading, are you hurt? Are you hurt? Are you hurt? Are you hurt?

Are you hurt? And Candace is like, are you taunting me? Are you bullying me? Am I supposed to cry now, bully? And then the portrait takes out like a napkin, she's like, oh, can you let me fold this into a triangle so she can have, so she can cry into it? You ready to do that?

I'm Mary Saltel's ass. I have to say my conversations with Candace of Ungreat but in a group, she goes, Coco, who are you? Well, Candice is like, I want to make it known in the group that you're passive aggressive and you're petty. I'm like, you literally just said, just, I'll have stovepipe legs and only offers like long necks, but that's fine. Yes, I know. It's like, it's okay to say shit like that if you say it, but it's bad if you hint at it.

It's good to be, the passive aggressive bad, aggressive good. You know? So Alexi is like, oh, well, you know, Candace, you know. Today, yesterday, you told everybody to fuck up, you know, you told us to shut the fuck up. And she goes, Alexia, you never let anyone speak. Oh, all you do is scream and talk. That's all you do. Candace, you told us to shut the fuck up. Like says Alexia you never let anyone speak. Oh, all you do is scream and talk That's all you do. Candice you told us to shut the fuck up like we don't talk like that

You know what we say you need to lie down. She needs to lie down. You need to lie down just like I said lie down That's how we talk we we don't talk to people like that you say lie down like I told you to and so first is like I was gonna pull you to the side today because I want to know why every time I say something to you Why you go from zero to a thousand? And Candice goes, when? When? When did I do that? Boley. And she's like, you always have to scream.

And she's like, when? When have I screamed? And then we see a clip of Candice's greatest hits from the past three days or how long it's been. Yes. Two days earlier, screaming. One day earlier, screaming. Last night, screaming.

Trying to ask why she's being because of screaming right now, screaming. So, Portia's like, why do you get triggered by, like, when I talk to you? And Ken's goes, I talk loud. I'm a loud talker. I'm up a former. I'm a person at the theater.

So I can't. Portia's like, I just, I'm not used to someone who cannot have a conversation, like, I just, I'm not used to someone who cannot have a conversation, like a normal conversation. And Candace says, well, after yesterday, you know, I was good, but then woke up today and Liya showed me the photo and Porsche said, oh, come on, that's petty girl, which is funny

because Porsche doing that is petty. But she'd managed to make Candace look even petier for caring so much about it. Well, they're all petty, it's just ridiculous. I think the one who gets the most defended loses, you know? The one who takes it most personally and can't have a laugh loses. Absolutely.

Which is why Candace loses so much, you know? So, Porsche's like, well, I can't handle this shit and now they're like just all, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that you are so predictable, Portia. Yeah, but it's also true. Portia just has so many followers. If it's predictable, why did you fall into all the traps? So Portia starts calling Candice PJ because PJ is her daughter and she's like, PJ's in Thailand. She goes, you need a pDL like PJ.

PJ's in Thailand. Does anyone have any pDL like for PJ? And she's like screaming to the restaurant. And everyone's like, like, it's like, it's like, oh my god, Americans are broad doing a reality show with a nightmare. I know, they're all horrified. And I think there are like some Americans or Europeans or something like sitting behind them. Yeah, in the background, just cracking up.

They're like, this is crazy. So, um, perhaps he's like, ladies, uh, I'm, I'm back, okay, I'm back. So I've prepared something for you. So go to the top, took, go to's like, ladies, I'm back, okay, I'm back. So I've prepared something for you. So go to the top, took, go to the top, took, let's go. Let's go. Because they're making such asses out of themselves. Yeah. So it's like, he's hired some tucks,

but they only drive them back to the van. But it's like, yeah, they do like a ride around the block. They make it look like this big epic journey, and then it's like two minutes later, they're parked. So now, then they're in the van, they're heading back. And Pepsi's showing Heather and Whitney and Candice a picture of his son.

He's like, oh yes, I have one kid to put four wives. Ha ha, that's my soil. Okay, a couple of things. Well, when Jazzel's like a tux-tuck, that looks real shady and bootleg. Oh my, come on, man. You're in another country. Could you just not be American for one second?

I know. You know, like just for a minute. And then, did, I said this the other day and someone argued with me. So I wanna ask you, I'm not argued with me, but corrected me, I wanna ask you. So, someone like says something flirty to Candace and Heather while they're in their tux-tux and Candace is like, oh yeah, Heather, get it. And Heather goes, oh, he thinks I'm Nicole

Brown Simpson. Did you write that down? I remember that she said that, I think she actually said Lisa Nicole Brown Simpson, which is kind of hilarious that she added Lisa to it, but I didn't write it down because I just was like, I just like whatever. Or someone else said, no, maybe she said Nicole Simpson, I guess that's somebody else. I'm sure there's plenty of Nicole Simpson. I think that no.

I think they were talking about like, I think that what Heather wrote, I was saying, if I remember correctly, I think they were talking about like, who does she get mistaken for maybe? And then she said, I get Nicole Brown. Oh, okay. Something like that. I don't know. So then, um, Alexia is, where are we home? No, we're somewhere. So, no, so we're importantly, we're actually in the Vans right now. And Heather is in her seat. And she's saying that she doesn't care if, just, that looks in her room because she's just you know what you're picking me for

a reason and Alpha bring it bring it Alpha big dogs welcome because I do not need to fight with your bullshit games I'll be quiet I'll be small and I'll still get you and then when you say you always wait for the fans to say all the good stuff this is the exact behavior that I have a problem with, which I think is like, that's so funny that like Whitney is mad that Heather is not saying obnoxious things to people, you know, like, just like, damn, why are you waiting to say the stuff behind their backs, which I feel like, I think Heather's like entitled to do that. I feel like Heather's allowed just to be pleasant and polite

and then after she'd be like, damn, fuck her. You know? Well, I mean, I do that. I feel like that's how I'm in the relationship, but I think it is very Heather to be totally passive at the table and act like she's so impressed with everybody and then the second they're gone to be like, oh my god fuck her, you want to come for me? Didn't come for me.

And I think Whitney is almost coming from an audience place of that's actually being housewife. What you're doing right now, if you had really said all the stuff that you're saying right now in the car, that is being a notable housewife. Not all this fake shit that you're doing behind the scenes. And I think it's, she's saying it's like making me crazy that your real self is actually somewhat entertaining, but you still feel the need after all this time

to put your fake self out there to get friends. I get that, that's a good point. I think, I guess, you know what it is? I think the thing that like rubbed me the wrong way is that Whitney is so clunky about her confrontations. She's so clunky and she does it at the worst times. So to have Whitney being like, she needs to do it like that too. It's like, why would Heather ever follow in your footsteps

on how to confront people when you do it? Just the worst possible way, but I think that your point stands. Well, yeah, Whitney does just come up with some lies to throw at people. But she's always been like that. But she brings things up in such a strange way, like, hey, now, there we're all here having lunch. That reminds me of something I hate platypaces and Heather says she likes them. You guys.

Whitney has always been the worst producer plant ever. Like, she's the most obvious producer plant. Do you remember that? I will never forget that top golf party where the trigger Gen Sha. And you could just see, that was where we got our whole Whitney character where she goes, can I start over? Because the producers made her go up and say, Gen,

and here's what I was thinking about this. And then Gen just goes off and gets really pissed. And Whitney's trying to explain why she's mad in that scene and she's like, well, first at that bathtub scene, you said this and then, can we start over? Didn't she literally say, like, literally said something like, can we start over or let me start over it? Yeah, it was something like that But it was just one of those things where she was they had put her on rails and her caboose had derailed But I fucking with me so clunky. I love it

So but so then Heather's still sitting in the back seat being like I almost took my soup bowl and Theresa Judy I just out today. Yeah, and wetting's like, just say this, fight with people. Do it. Make enemies. And Heather's like, no, I never will. Cause that's not the woman I want to be. But if you're saying it, that is the woman you are. Come on.

We had a five hour long lunch. If you fill it, say it, fill, say the things you fill. Pepsi is just pretending to be asleep in the back. So, Portia's like, can't just want something with me. I don't know what the fuck she wants. And just like, she wants a moment. That those things are real.

And Portia's like, I thought she was a regular person, but she's an actress. She's just an actress. So then, Pepsi, back in the other van, Pepsi's like, it's just like, uh, sometimes I see you fight and yell and then in five minutes she say give me a hug I just don't know what to do in this situation. You're so crazy. What the hell's wrong with all of you? I can't tell what time to mood I'm getting like Pepsi's starting to spin the fuck out. That's just cool. So they arrive back at the villa and Whitney runs out of the van because she has a bathroom emergency.

So she runs into the villa, she goes right by the staff, and now that has made Giselle suspicious because it's like, Marisol says, well, what if she was running into the house to move the bottle? What if that, I mean, she was giggling when Heather was being reprimanded before. Oh, God. And she's like, yeah, that was really mean actually when she was giggling when Heather got reprimanded. If someone's yelling at you, Alexa, I wouldn't laugh at you. I mean, look how she laughs. She loves that. And then they get back, and tonight is Mary Sol's night, which is of course a cocky-making party. And so it's just not getting wasted. So they have to meet a little while.

So they get back and attack the snack table. There's like a lot of food put out for them. And Candace goes to Leah's room and she's like, well, I almost want to say you're lucky that you got sick, because you got a break from all this craziness. And Leo's like, I thought I was going to die on the floor of Old Town Puket with tie-dye outfits all around me, which was actually an improvement because there's so many times I thought I was gonna die on the floor with Ramona's poop around me. So it was a step up in my life.

And Candace tells her she brought up the Instagram thing and she'll tell her in a second but she has to go to the bathroom. And Leo goes, oh, sorry, there's probably a tampon in there. I didn't flush. What the fuck? So why? You're just trying to make old people uncomfortable and I am an old person.

It's working. I'm like, gross, why everything? I feel like I just want to smack her wrist at the dinner table like not now Not during dinner young lady Now I thought you're not supposed to flush champons. I mean, this is where like I'm just like I'm a I'm a main I don't understand lady parts, but I thought you're not supposed to flush champons. I thought they clog up the toilet I don't know Actually, I do

Actually, I do know they do clog the toilet, it tampon anyway? Is that like, I do know, they do clog the toilet, but I guess it depends on if you have like a, like my whole life is women, and I have toilets. So, yes, I do know that they can clog up a toilet. Well, I don't know what the situation, maybe they have like crazy, like garbage disposal type toilets in Thailand. I don't know.

I just didn't even know they could fit in a toilet because as we all know, a tampon is a freeway, right? Is that what a tampon is? I don't know. I just didn't even know they could fit in a toilet because as we all know a tampon is a freeway, right? Is that what a tampon is? I don't know. No, it's a city in Florida, Ben. Oh, thank God. Thank you for reminding me. I'm a boy. So Jizelle, I mean, while she has now found this producer, his name is West, and she's basically fucking hot West. I know. I love you. West. Come on on West. Could you be more specific? What direction do I need to go in West? West, uh West, uh West, uh, you need to search the rooms. You need to find this bottle. The fact that she's actually healing her production

to do this means that that's what's like, there's something going on. She's not just doing a story. She's like yelling at production right now. So it just sells like, she's like, well Pepsi, why don't you go look to Kansas stuff? Ah, Pepsi's like, ah, something meanwhile. Well, she's telling Wes he has to do it.

And he's like, no, have Pepsi do it. He's like actually works here And she's like no because Pepsi won't go through a luggage willy I need someone who's invested like you west So she's really off for fucking rocker and she's showing her ass I don't I think she's thinking that they're gonna cut all this But she really looks like a fucking asshole Yeah, so Candice is telling Leah that she's like,

she's like, poor she seems to have a bigger problem with Leah now. And Candace says, she may have even said, fuck her. I mean, I don't remember, but she may have said, I hope she dies here in Pukat, or she may have said something like,

I never liked her clothing anyway. And she never should have been on Bravo in the first place. And it's quite frankly a surprise that the people of Bukka have not risen up to banisher from this peninsula. I don't know, something like that. Just, just, just. And Leah's like, well, no one likes to not be alike,

but I'm not gonna lose sleep about it. I mean, I've known Porsche for days. Like, what do I care? Like, what do you care? Cause obviously you do. So then we go to Giselle and Giselle's like, oh well, Candace gave you permission to go to a room. Just not me, which no she didn't.

And Giselle also was texting production during the lunch that they had, saying Candace gave you permission to go through her room, go through her room. Yeah, so Whitney tells us, it's starting to feel like it's not about finding the bottle. It's about proving Kindness wrong So yeah, yeah Whitney good job so to Zalcus into Lea's room and

Lea's like Chazal. Why does Porsche hate me? You must know she's oh she doesn't hate you She just said she hated me right Candace Candace said she hated me Candace goes no, I didn't say she hated you. I said she said there's a clear issue and Lee is like oh But you said she doesn't like me and fuck me is not what she said And just like she didn't say fuck her Candace you're adding a whole lot to this Candace This is typical. She's just making stuff up as during the pot is stealing things. Typical canvas. So, just so that you get us like, well, I'm sure you came or Leah, I think it was Leah who said, well, I'm sure you came here to check in on me and she's all like, yes,

yes, yes, a how are you? Be. Anyway, she's like, I haven't even answered yet. Anyway, I'm looking for this bottle. And I want to go to Candace's room to take Candace off the suspect list. And Candace is like, you are not searching my room. And she tells a sweetheart, Archimold, Bryan's, Alimony, Chex, Matt, Clearing. Why are you so pressed about this one bottle? I don't know if it's proof she needs a man, a hobby, but this is indicative of someone who's crying out for help.

Well, here's the thing, Lia. I got this bottle to Kila and the only bottle of Klas Azula in Thailand, and it disappeared. Do you know it arrived in a box? Because it was mailed to Thailand ahead of us. In a box. Have you ever heard of such a thing, a package arriving in a box? So now this kind of takes a little twist

because we see Pepsi go to production and Pepsi looks nervous and like he's about to cry. And he's like, it's just that I'm still looking for the bottle of production. And the producer goes, I'm not good. And he's like, oh! So then back to Giselle, Giselle's like, okay, you're off the list, Leah, because you did say

you have alcohol in your house, so you could have wanted to take it with you, but you left early and said, good night. So you're off the list. It's like, oh, wow. How are people not freaking out that she's accusing them? I would have ridiculous. Yeah, I think they just are like, this is so stupid. You know, how are people not freaking out that she's accusing them? I would have ridiculous.

Yeah, I think they just are like, this is so stupid. So she's always like, okay. So who can go with you now to look at Candace and Candace because I can look on my own. Just, no, somebody needs to go with Candace. And Candace is like, I am not a criminal. I am a massively talented singer, songwriter, actress slash business person.

Okay, and my man has access to every alcohol vendor on this side of the Mississippi and the other side. And if I wanted 30 bottles of class as old I could have had them. So, she's all keeps screaming that some of the needs to go with Candice, that she to look for that bottle and then now she's with JP with a producer So then Pepsi is now sitting behind the bar on the floor really upset He looks really upset and Candace is going she's accused me of larceny Do you know me to be a thief anybody and just else like I'm trying to respect the fact that you don't want me there

By letting someone else search it and Pepsi's like, you know, I You know what's going on. She'll come to me and say, Pipsy, where is my bottle? I never say what, I never say no. Because right now I don't see any solution. I don't like them. To have rude conversations, he adds that one in the end.

But I think he's like, get these people the fuck away from me. Like, well, now I'm, I'm on, like, what's happening? Did I steal it? Am I going to jail? And Candice is like, why is, why is me telling you I don't have the bottle not enough? I am not a thief.

Prove it, duh. I don't need to prove it. Yes, you do, everyone else has proven it, duh. Literally no one has proven anything for the record. No one has proven it. But this is the best part, because she goes, you took it. Suspect number one. By suspect. By suspect.

It kind of goes green hoe with your green ass because it just all is wearing lime green. And just I love it. Candace goes so deep. Candace goes deep for those burns. Green. You wearing green person, person in green. And Candace like storms off and she's like, you wearing green person, person in green. And Candace like storms off and she's like, you're acting like a Karen. So I'm actually on Candace's side with this one.

This is a ridiculous. Of course. Yes. How can it not be? Like, it's like, just all like calm the fuck down. Jizzel's insane. And I think at this point, she is hidden the bottle on purpose in Candace's room and is trying to frame Candace, but she can't do it because no one will go find the bottle

for her. Yeah. Also people online are saying that they've seen this bottle, they saw the bottle in a shot on the shelf while everybody's going crazy looking for it. But I don't, I don't know, I've seen that in a lot of comments, but I didn't see that myself and I kind of rebounded. It's hard to go through peacock frame by frame, but I didn't see it on the shelf, but I'm sure I want to acknowledge that's a rumor. I'm sure it will be resolved in some manner next week on Girl's Trip, the tale of the

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