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Episode Date: July 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ronnie takes a solo shot at Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6 while Ben recovers from the 'vid, and it's just in time for Dorinda's humbling, Brandi's "redemption", and Taylor's incredibly weird blow drying sesh. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cupi from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Well hello and welcome to the Watchroc Crappin's podcast. Hello everybody, I'm Ronnie, welcome to the show.

Guess what? Sorry, the band is still gone. Okay, except for the rest of the week he's gone. Stump four. Well I guess I shouldn't say that when he's sick. He's sick, he's got the vid. So, Ben, I just wanna dedicate this first part of the show to you. Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. first part of the show to you. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't leave me again, bam. That's for you. Love you. Feel better. Okay. Hi, everybody. Welcome. You know what? My camera's not centered.

So, I'm going to center that. My center. Okay. Roll this again. Let's do this from the top, please. Hi. I'm Ronnie. Guys, thanks for being here. Listen, today is an

ultimate girls trip day. It is my pleasure to be bringing you a solo recap, okay? It's been a week of great guests. We had Ryan Bailey from So About It's Good, which is a fantastic podcast. He's a good friend. Does great work. Go listen to him, subscribe to him. Like and subscribe, et cetera. Like and subscribe. Okay. He's great. So thanks to him. And also of course Nancy DeBoba.

Thank you very much for being here. But today I thought we'd do a little something different. So please enjoy my personal dinner theater version of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Season two, episode six. Oh, Kastra! of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6. Oh, Kassala! What's happening? Say it in on Blue Stone Manor.

So it's 8.45 am. I think it actually said 8.46 but I wrote down 8.45 but I feel like we should be specific about this stuff. Say 46, okay? I don't want anybody to deny the time. 45 but I feel like we should be specific about this stuff. Say 46, okay? I don't want anybody to deny the time. I don't want them to say Ronnie, you got the time wrong, okay? It's 846 AM at Blue Stone Manor.

And there's like Violins playing, you know, there's a lot of shit happening in this house that really doesn't make sense. Like, there's violin music all the time, like it's classy. Like, I think Bravo feels like I feel like everybody who watches Bravo like this is their meaning. Everybody who watches Bravo lives in a trailer and apartment or they're living the van life and watching this years later on the internet. So everything will be classy to them. So just add violins everywhere to remind them that people on TV are richer than they are.

And I'm like, listen, bitch, I've heard your garage banned violins. Okay, I get them for free. Anyways, very classy. So, oh, and the theme song is like succession, I guess. You guys have told me it's succession. I mean, I watch succession. Don't really realize, listen, I don't really recognize the musicality, okay, of the

succession theme because the succession theme is like, oh, it's like piano. It's like beautiful. You know, whoever's sitting there, like had their fingers hit with a ruler by a parent who's just really controlling and is like, you're gonna play the piano until you're good. And they're great. You know, they're amazing. And this one's not. It's just like kind of like, I don't know, the Mr. Belvedere, the people who wrote the

Mr. Belvedere theme wrote this. But you know, why does the music, you know, I love it. Wherever it came from, I love it. It's my jam. I sing it every day. Violins are playing state 46. This is going to be 20 hours. Have you realized that yet? Audience, have you hung up? Have I lost you? It's going to be 20 hours long. Okay. So here's my first thought for the show. You know, that tailor is one strange cookie. She really is, she's an odd bird, okay?

And we see different over the years. You know, of course we know this, anybody who's watched this show forever, like all of us, I'm sure. Know that she's an odd bird, but the way that is, the different ways that is highlighted on this show really crack through up.

Today, this is Taylor's Kuku bird highlight. This is how Taylor blood drives her hair. Okay, if we get a shot of Taylor, I want to know. Kind of dead in the eyes and just moving really slowly. And she's moving so slowly that the like the video of her hair blowing even looks slow. I'm like, wow, that her super power. She can just slow down anything. It's not just an episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She can slow down air coming out of a machine. I mean that's a talent. That's a talent Taylor. Well done. Okay, so then Jill is in bed and She gets a text from Durinda and it's pretty much like what you would think a Durinda text would be right inside Gagel, huh?

Gial is Durinda. I'm in my bed. You and your bed. I hope you're comfortable in your bed Because you know you could have been on the pull out catchy Brandy's on in the attic that I told her was from London I was very expensive. That was a lie. Me and you know that is a lie because we're friends now. Remember during the who yelled at you last night and called you thirsty. It's me. Just finally did I show we're still friends because I'm really really sorry that last night and you know what I say. This is a person who's not sorry at all. Okay, I was drunk last night when I said it and today I'm not drunk anymore. So today I'm sorry

Even though I still the same as last night just not as drunk. So I'm not sorry stupid thirsty bitch. Okay Maybe I can see you later and Joe will take anything at this point She's like ah, I guess my friends again, huh? Well, that's good. You know, maybe I can get some invites You know, maybe she could send them to my friends. I know so many people. You know what? I wonder if she's heard of a little person called Kelly Clarkson. Okay. I don't know her personally, but I know people who know her. Okay.

Have you ever heard of the million dollar matchmaker? Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'll be here a lot. Yeah. I'm going to get comfortable in this bed. You know, fucking Jill.

So then we go to Marco. God bless Marco. God bless him. The most put upon person on this show. I'm not saying a lot. These are a lot of put upon people, okay? But you've got Marco. And Marco at first was just like, hmm, like kind of confused and, you know, working for like $12 an hour. I mean, I don't know. I don't want to shame his hourly, but I'm assuming it's not a ton. I'm trying to think what is a lot, what is a good hourly?

Because I saw like a laundromat or something the other day saying like $20 an hour starting, and I was like, bye. Bye. Bye. I will be folding. I will be folding. Bye, peace.

So I don't know if it's getting, probably working for free. You know, maybe it's like a Sonya intern. I don't know if it's gonna probably working for free. Maybe it's like a son you intern, nobody knows. But the point is at first he was like a little confused, but down for it. And then Duranda would dress him down like, Marko, you know, he was in there, with the lady, the men his speaks, everybody stops.

And they listen, and then she claps your hands, and then they turn around. And then they do the hockey backly. Do the hockey back up, do the hockey back up. So by this point, he's just terrified. The guy is terrified. Okay. And they do this scene.

He's doing in the diary room, which is in that creepy attic where Dorinda's just got all her old Amazon racks of, you know, discarded glitter or whatever the fuck she wears. So he's up there and it's very like a Blair witch now with Marco, poor guy. And it started like, oh, Marco. And now it's like, I can't tell you how many days we're in. Four days, five days.

It's been consistently crazy here. Friendships have twisted and then we cut to you. No, no, I like to talk to Jill. If Jill can talk about me, Jill can talk to me. You know what? I thought I was friends with Jill. But apparently not. I look at you.

Jill can cry. I look Jill can cry better than I can because of all the mascara. Can't you Jill? Nascarow. And cuts back to Marco. And he's like, relationships are strained. It's fascinating how quickly they resolve conflicts.

I mean, just check the footage, man. Check the footage. I'm just trying to do my best. And just the screen goes black. Well, come on, my god. What happened to Marco? You know, I just want, I want my during the show, like the lights just to pop up at random times and you just see Marco

facing the corner, you know, it's like, Marco, are you okay? But he never turns around. It's just like facing the cor- Marco, Marco! So then, we get, actually, speak of the devil, my favorite song. Okay, my favorite song orchestra Take it away Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey the cooks are in there, you know, and they're like happy because, you know, cooks in their miserable way. You know how cooks are like, miserably happy. They're like that.

They're like cooking like quickly so they look happy, but then you see their faces and they're like, like they're not happy. You know, that's how chefs are happy. They're happy being unhappy. So I'm happy for you. Happily, I'm happily happy for you. I'm happy, happy. They're happy being unhappy. So I'm happy for you. Happily, I'm happily happy for you. I'm happy, happy. Okay. So they're in their cooking and happy. And then Durinda comes in and she's like, oh, hey, everybody. Now, there are a lot of different versions of Durinda. 80% of those

personality is swimming around in there or terrifying. Okay, they're terrifying in different ways. They each have different superpowers. But the most terrifying is the, I've been drunk, but now I'm different, so I'm super happy about like the drunk regrets, Durinda. You know, where she's like up on a high, she's like, look at me, I even have a drink whole day. You're like, it's 8.57, yeah. Okay, let's stop.

Take the hand off the shoulder, but she's got that happiness to her, where she's like, it's a different day. It's me, Kermit. Oh, so everybody. And all the chefs are suddenly like, I don't know, they're gone, they're gone. We're shopping their carrots.

So then Durinda tells us, you know, I rarely get hungover. You know, but I could not just can check it out this morning. I could not check it out this morning. I bet you never get hungover. It's called practice makes perfect. You know who's hungover? Your hangovers.

I bet your hangovers complain to each other. Like, Jesus Christ, she really did mean today. God, I hurt. I'm yesterday's hangover, I'm still here. I'm still, I'm still in pain. I was, that was big, you know, I was a big, I was a big thing to be born after just one night. Oh yeah, I know, you know, I'm hangover,

I'm hangover from Thursday. I'm Thursday hangover, I'm still hurting too. Oh my God, how many hangovers can you have at one time? She's got like a whole group of like little hangovers in there, just like ready to make a suicide pact, you know? To like, please stop the cycle. So we find out that Dorenda can't shake it because she really went over the top last night.

Now, she goes over the top every night. She gets drunk, she yells at everybody. So it's not like it's different from those other nights. The difference is is that people are sick of her shit. And on Real Housewives of New York, people would just kind of take it, you know, because like, what are you going to do? Like, if you stand up to her, you still have to shoot with her tomorrow and she's just going to get worse, right? So they kind of tiptoe around it. But on this show, they're like, fuck you. Like they're not taking it.

So now to run this like, uh, oh, I'm in chef, chef. So Eva's outside and Durinda, it's not funny. How when you smoke, you're the first one to get fresh air. It's like, I've always thought that, you know, because I do vape. I'm vaping now. I'm not a smoke or any more. I'm a better person. Mm, vapors.

But I always noticed that when I smoked, because I would go outside and I was like, God, these non-smokers think they're being so healthy. But I am out here breathing fresh air and listening to birds chirp. I mean, does it get better? That's it. I'm starting smoking again. Thanks, Durinda.

So anyway, even if it's out there like smoking or vaping or doing whatever, and Durinda comes out and she's like, you know last night, I don't remember all of it, but the manager came up and he said, you need to turn in your apron and I said, hey, you know what, I wouldn't work for a place. That doesn't serve blue cheese dressing anymore. It's, you know you'll fuck yourself.

And I got in the car and I said, I'm retired for that April when I was 12. I worked so hard for it. And I just gave it all up in one night. And you've just like, yeah, I mean, it got a little negative, but it ended well, right? It ended well, right? And she's like, yeah, yeah, you know, I think I understand

you now. I really, you know, I really understand you. Now, this is where you know that this apology to or is a bullshit. Okay, because Jill's not hard to understand. You always understood Jill, okay, just think she's an asshole. And the stuff you called her out on was not really bad, like the filming at Bobby's funeral, only calling you because she wants to get on camera. That stuff I don't think you have to apologize for. It's maybe just like, you know,

putting a brick through her windshield and traffic and being like, you're supposed to hear you testy bitch. It's like, okay, you can maybe do it in a calmer way, you know, obviously she didn't physically do that. I just like, I mean, mentally putting a brick through someone's windshield. You know, the mental brick through the windshield is grabbing someone by the chest.

We've opened that. So even it's like, well, you know, if anything came out of it, if anything came out of it, at least now that situation is resolved. Yeah, you know what I just realized you're always out here being a voice of reason and you really haven't done much this season so what are you gonna do this with your situation that needs to be resolved. It was just like, have we found out what a man China is yet? Still don't know. What is a man China? I'm so mad. So then we see this resolution that's made duringorenda happy. And it's because Jill ended up apologizing.

Of course, at the dinner, she was like, listen, I know what happened. I came into your home, I disrespected your home. And you know what, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about how I disrespected your home. I will never do it again. I am sorry. And then that instantly turns Dorenda.

Because Dorenda, I I think misbehaves because she wants people to yell back at her so that then they can apologize to her. I think apologies are delicious apparently. You know, different feelings are, or tastes different ways. I eat all kinds of them. It's my favorite snack. Feelings, but I think Durinda is an apology eater. She's also an apology chef, you know, which, hey, listen, eat your own cooking, know what I'm saying? So she got that apology and she was immediately say it. You know, she's like, ah, you know what, you know, this is ridiculous,

this is ridiculous, too. Tell, this is ridiculous. So we cut back and even it's like, yeah, I just think that she really like misses you and she misses your deep friendship that you guys have with each other. And Jordan is like, you know, I just, I don't remember. I don't, I mean, I didn't realize, well, I knew we were friends. I knew I knew her. I know her name, you know, she was in my phone. But, you know, she's just a wisdom, a good friend to her.

But, you know, then she, you know, she sent me texts. And then we like, God, we like the God after the text, you know, and everything's good. Nothing's ever going to happen with me and Jill's there in the person I know very well now, but hardly know at all. Really to be truthful. But you know, everything's going to be great as long as I look like a good person by the end of the season. And if she has any food in the room, she'd be out of back. So then we go to to Marco who is going over the itinerary with Jill, you know, which why would you go over your itinerary with Jill? You know, it's just gonna take you 30 minutes.

He's like, hey, Jill, you wanna know, you wanna know it's on the itinerary? She's like, oh, sure, you know what I love? Itineraries, you know, like what do you do without it all day? You know, my favorite app is iCal. It is, it's iCal. You know what, I don't even know if it's iCal or if it's gCal, because you know, like what do you do without it all day? You know, my favorite app is Ical. It is. It's Ical. You know, I don't even know if it's Ical or if it's Gcal because you know,

Gcal, that's the one from Google and it's free. And Ical supposed to be free, but you know how they're not really free. You know how about like you have to subscribe to the thing. You can't keep any pictures on your phone. That's basically what's happening. So I've got both the calendars and I don't, I don't even choose. It's like, what's one to you? Look at you know, I sometimes have them race. Like if something's coming. It's like 7 a.m

Something's coming up some rug thing rug emergency whatever you know I see which one things first and I have to say they're about even they're about even right now like okay Well, so the itinerary is First we're gonna have breakfast. I love breakfast, you know the most important meal of the day That's what everybody says although I will say after I eat I get very tired, you know I don't like to take a nap. It's disgusting. Like people who take maps like It's not attractive. You know what I'm saying. I'm always telling galley not attractive. Don't take a nap Okay, sleep at night like a human being

So you know you in the morning you get tired, but then you get over it and then by lunch you're like oh my god I ate I didn't follow sleep good for me, you know, you in the morning you get tired, but then you get over it and then by lunch you're like, oh my god, I ate, I didn't fall asleep, good for me, you know, up the G-Cow. There it is, good for you, Joe. Oh, that's not funny, I had that in there already. Okay, well, so then after breakfast, we're going to go to a wine tasting. That's going to be great for me, the person you doesn't drink and who gets yelled at by drunks, that's great, okay? Why don't we just have a, why don't we just have a get together in like a Greek pit,

like one of those circular Greek pits where they used to fight each other on spot kiss, all right? You can just put me in there. You can just throw a drunk person in there, just let them beat the shit out of me, Marklo. Okay, that sounds great. Sounds great for me. And then tonight,

here's Christmas in October. Oh, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna wear a dress. That's what I've decided. It's Christmas party. You know what? I'm gonna wear a dress. It's gonna have sleeves. It's gonna have fur on the sleeves. It's gonna be. Oh, you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to wear a dress. That's what I've decided. It's Christmas party. You know what? I'm going to wear a dress. It's going to have sleeves.

It's going to have fur on the sleeves. It's going to be hookah chic. Hookah chic. You know of this long sleeve tooker that we always see. And you can get into Jill on Ali. Okay, Marco. Marco put that in your eye count. Angie G. Cal.

He's like, walking off like, vowing to himself, never to tell Jill what's going to be happening for the rest of the day again. So Marco Scurries off and then Dorenda sees Jill so she decides that now she's going to end and date Jill with things that they're going to do because you know Dorenda is one of those people who tells you all the stuff you're going to do within the next five minutes within the conversation like oh like know what, Jill, let's have a hug. Okay, we're having a hug now, Jill, you know what I decided? I want to sit down with you actually because we need to sit down, so I'm going to sit down and you know what I decided? I'm going to hug you. I'm going to hug you, Jill. Every day when I get up, I'm going to say, Jill, you're going to have to sit down. Then you can sit down, I'm going to say Jill, stand back up.

Jill, let's have a hug. I'm not going to hug you. So I'm going to do every day, Jill. And Jill's like, well, that's great. You know, I'm a hugger. I'm a do every day, Jill. And Jill's like, well, that's great. You know, I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger. And a rugga. Okay, Zaryn Ruggs. Okay, so my blood, hugger, rugga, rugga, hugger. Okay, I'm a hugger, rugga. Want to do it again? I don't. I don't, Jill. Now you're gonna walk away from me. All right. I'm walking back with slowly away. Keep walking, Jill. I'm walking that slowly away. Love you, Jill.

Hugging them out. So then, Brandy comes out out of her room looking like, I don't know. I feel like one good thing about Brandy is you know what to expect. You know, like, you know what Brandy looks like in the morning. You just know. I mean, Brandy, you see how she lives in my and she wakes up like that in the morning. Just like, so she comes out and it's kind of stumbling out. And some blondes, not sure which one, comes up and hugs her because she's been through so much trauma.

So Brandi's like, do we this sloppy drunk? And she get out of me when I walked away two times. And then we see a clip of, did you get out of my face, Dorenda? And Dorenda wasted at the old restaurant she worked at, like, does she say this to me? yeah yeah yeah you mean no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no She's not gonna get away with that. If this is not just a sorry day, what she did to me, what she did to me.

Oh my God, Brandy. It's like someone finally did something offensive to Brandy and now this is the real. Oh my God. Brandy, girl, you just said something about Taylor's dead husband two seconds before that other thing happened, okay, and guess what you do? You wake up, you're like,

sorry Taylor, sorry, I was drunk, I was mad, Okay, it's over. So yeah hypocrite So now Dorenda and Jill sit for their big talk and Dorenda is doing that thing where she's like I'm super tough to be with you Like I'm gonna sit on this chair and I'm gonna put my feet up I'm gonna curl my feet and hold them kind of in the fetal position But also because I'm deeply listening to what you saying. Okay, do not put my feet up, I'm gonna curl my feet and hold them kind of in the feet of position, but also because I'm deeply listening to what you're saying.

Okay, do not put your feet up here. Do not put your feet up here, it's only homeowner feet. Homeowner feet. So, she was telling her, you know, I was telling either, you know, I never even knew that you were that interested in me. Really?

Because like I called you so much your voice mailbox was full, okay? Oh, sorry about that by the way. I'll take the blame even though you could get more storage for that. You know, did you know that? Most people don't know that they could extend the voice mailboxes that you can. You know, call your company. Are they Verizon, Team Mobile, Cricket, Mint?

What are they? You know, I'm not gonna judge you. Sprint. Is that still around? God, I love Sprint back in the day. Remember when everyone had Sprint and flip phones? Do you remember that? Ah, the days.

You know what? They might say it's like $10 a month extra for your voicemail storage, you know, but is that really too much? Okay, and if you threaten to cancel your service, they might expand it for free. Okay, you know, when you get them on the phone, tell them, I know Jill Serrin.

Okay, someone over there knows me. I'm sure of it. All right, the thing that people don't really know about me, Jill, is that I'm really not that social. Oh, really? Really? Yeah. Well, that's what you're saying. And I'm listening to you. The therapy to walk for it. I'll shit you drunk. But I'm not going to say anything. Frankly, you're bigger than me. I'm really not very social. I don't go out and let's say absolutely have to. I don't do well in big groups. I don't.

I don't do well in big groups. We just want him trying very hard to get back on an ensemble show. And Jill's like, yeah, I have to remember that sometimes people look like that, like you. And I have to say, you know what, Jill? It's not all about you, Jill. It's not all about you. And I'm like, who would say that?

Who would say that to me? And I'm like, you said it. You said it to yourself. I mean, that was Jill. It was your voice saying, Jill, it's not all about you, Jill. I mean, like I'm so mad at myself right now. Can you believe it? I deserve an apology from me. You know, Jill, if we're ever in New York at the same time again, which who knows? Maybe we will be,

maybe we won't be. I really don't know. Like, you know, if we are, maybe you, Jill, Karen, Jill, Jill, Karen, Karen, Karen, Jill's Jill Karen's Aaron, Aaron Jill's Aaron, maybe you and I during the mentally star Good, you know, maybe we could what good idea? Lunch you may I don't know my little burns snacks Ice cream Broadway show I'm never gonna hear from you again. I'm I during that okay. That was a good talk You know what thanks for the redemption talk, get the thirsty one and drink. All right, get the thirsty one and drink. Okay, my work here is done. Okay, hey, Joe, could

you hand me that Sharpie? That's right there at the end of that table. Okay, thank you. Okay, give me your angel. Give me your hand. The room, the medley. Back it up, bitch. I made it nice. in Europe. They're in the mentally back it up bitch. I made it nice September 2021. There you go, thirsty. Okay. See you, never. And so Jill's totally happy with this. She's like, you know, we got stuff out on the table. You know, what happened to Halloween? What happened to Bobby's funeral? And now we can start over from here. Right when we both get back to New York City, go to dinner, lunch, tea, coffee, ice skating, Broadway. It's time for commercial. It's time for a...

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Crappin's commercial. Ballet, let's go over to the dining room, shall we? So we're in the dining room and Randy and Tamra are sitting there, and like other people, mulling around, I think Vicki comes in at one point during this. So they're talking, and Tam Tamara is a serious shitster and she's everybody's like, oh my god, Tamara, loving seeing Tamara back on TV. Tamara is terrible.

Okay. How many times do I have to tell you people? Tamara is evil. Okay. Tamara is the original angry possum on the trash when she gets mad. Like she is, okay. So don't forget it. She's being okay right now, but watch what she does. She's just in there twisting and stirring.

Like, she's starting to mute me against the lady in her own help. Now, does Durant need to be told to shut the fuck up? Of course, but the links to which tamer takes it. Okay, so anyway. So, Brandy's like, oh my God, after what happened last night? Like, I had to go to bed. I was so traumatized, so anyway. So Brandy's like, Oh my God, after what happened last night, like I had to go to bed, I was so traumatized, you guys.

Like it was so hard. That thing I said to Taylor about her dead husband being boring or whatever. I mean, can you believe that someone's mentioned my son? I mean, can you believe it? I was traumatized. And Taren was like, On the way home, Tremendous seemed to be calm.

And then Vicki, Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, scene to be calm and then Vicki Vicki was on social media and then to rent it was like oh social media Who's on social media batch and then Vicki was just saying like she was wishing see daughter Happy birthday and then to Brenda went off on her like I can't explain Make she was come there's that bad so I'm saying oh my god. It's just me from the car So then we see the scene that Tamer is talking about bad. So I was like, oh my God, it's just me from the car. So then we see the scene that Tamer is talking about. And at first I was like, why are they showing a whole scene

after they just showed Tamer narrate the scene? But I think that the editors are on my team regarding Tamer and they're like, look at Tamer's story and then let's see what actually happened. Let's watch Durin to go crazy. Let's watch Dorenda go crazy. Let's watch Brains, Splatter all over the sides. The windows of the car. It's like a horror movie, you know?

So, so we see them on the car on the way back. Dorenda is fall down. Like she's in the back seat and she's still falling down. She's doing that thing where she's in the back seat and the car is driving and she's like this. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. She's like, this she's like, no, you close. I just fell down.

But how are you falling down? You're in a chair. You're in a seat. Okay. Someone strap her in. So Vicki is typing. You know, she's got a little glasses. She's like, and I feel like Vicki has the sound effect turned on when she types. So it's like click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, that electric click on my phone. So she's doing, she's like clicking and during this like, what are you doing? What are you doing over there? What are you doing?

And she's like, you know what? I'm wishing Steve steves daughter happy birthday Because it is her birthday Right now Wish you her I was like are you typing that onto her Instagram? Where are you talk typing? That like how are you typing something and talking like you're typing it? You know what I mean? So anyway typing something and talking like you're typing it. You know what I mean? So anyway, uh, Dorenda is like, don't, don't do that, Becky. Don't do it. Like, uh, you know what? Just talk to me

like that. Just talk to me like that, Dread. Jump, talk to, do, talk to me. Like that, duh, Rhyr, duh, duh, duh, Rhyr, duh. Why would it it auto-cracked it to Dorilla? Oh God, I pressed send. This is gonna be on Steve's daughter's Instagram. Now, Jesus. And she's like, you know, Vicky, Vicky, you shouldn't do that anymore. You know we can do that together.

You know, together anymore Vicky. You know, together. And Vicky's like, well, I'm not gonna have anyone tell me what to do about, oh, Codograb. Okay, this Codog grab just saved you $7 of your insurance. Blang! And Durand is like,

you know what he's gonna make a loo loo loo looinda's really hammered. So I had to rewind it and she's like, I'm like, I don't know what she's doing, but I don't know what she's saying yet, but she's doing that point like, and so I rewinded again, finally I turned on the captions and she's saying, it's going to make you look like you, like him, more than he likes you. Connie, that's not gonna make him think that. She's been broken up with him for more than a year and she's still been telling everybody there to go,

she's shocked that he finally said, stop calling me, okay? They've been broken up for a very long time. She knows, he knows that she likes him more than he likes her, okay? Vic, he's like, yeah, you know what? Do we that cuts people out of her lives? And I don't cut people out of my life.

I don't. Everyone stays in my life. Everyone stays in my life. You know, we have group insurance. So it's like no one can leave, you know? It's like, you don't want to talk to me anymore. Really? What if you, what if you like getting a fire? You know, you're gonna have to call me, you know, to make the claim. That's just how it is.

And she's like, that's sort of your business, Dorena. It claim. That's just how it is. And she's like, that's a few business, you're a busy, and time is like, you just can't breathe in with her. I mean, to render, she says, not straight, turning off the end of the car, brands I love in the windows,

everybody was terrified. So then Taylor, of course, is like, brandy. It's like, oh God, Taylor, we all just saw you hypnotize yourself in the mirror with a blow dryer I don't even want to know what's about to come out of her mouth But she's about to start with Brandi and Brandi's like, you know what? I can't even with you right now Taylor

She gets okay. We'll wait till we have some coffee Okay, Brandi's like well, I was seeing red and it was just belligerence. That's what it was She can't come in here and say we're over it now. Okay. I'm sorry because she does it every day And it just gets bigger and bigger and someone talked about my children and Tamra pulls her I can't come in here and say, we're over it now. Okay, I'm sorry, because she does it every day. And it just gets bigger and bigger. And someone talked about my children. And Tamra pulls her, you know, usual. But I think everyone needs to spec up.

Because it's just one person spec up. No revelation to start it. But if we argue that together, it's spec up. I got seven, nine. When you know Tamra ain't gonna say shit. Tamra's gonna rile everybody else up and then watch them go. And then she's just gonna sit back and go. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,

making that really fast fish, fish things with her lip. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, or his benchman calls it the invisible straw, sip. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Dorenda comes in and Dorenda always knows your ass is talking about it because you know Durinda's got cameras all over this house that she can watch. She knows everything these fuckers are talking.

At the very least she's got like a Lexus that are like listening in on you. You know how you can drop in on someone's Alexa and listen. You know she at the very least does that. So Durinda comes in. She's like, I'm really, really? It's me. Happy to. Happy Durinda. Okay. I just want everyone to know. So, Drandi comes in, she's like, Oh, everybody, it's me, happy to, happy Drandi. Okay, I just want everyone to know, Brandi, hold on,

I'm just the next Brandi, everybody. Oh, this is private, so I'm gonna say quietly, but I'm gonna do it like this so you all watch, Brandi. I love you, Brandi. I love you very much, and she's like, I love you, dear. Yeah, but Brandi, I was just saying to Jill, over there, my good friend Jill Karen.

Okay, we were sitting in the other room. You know, I had my feet up on the chair because I'm very casual. She didn't because she's not a stupid bitch who wants to get a headshot off. But you know, we were being very casual over there. And I said, you know, Jill, I just don't like anyone talking about Rich's stuff because it's triggering. Okay, that's all I was trying to tell you last night. And I think Taylor is still angry about the first night when we were here. You know, what I saw

doing with the blow dryer this morning. You know, it was sad. It was sad. So I think she's triggered. And Brandon's like, yeah, but like that's between me and Taylor, you know what I mean? So like that does not excuse your behavior, Dermanda. Yeah, and you guys were in the pilot, I think. Okay, because I used the wrong reference. It think. Okay, because I used the wrong reference. It's what I did. I used the wrong reference. No, you shouldn't have said anything because it was between me and Taylor. And like me and Taylor, like, we're going to talk later, okay?

But then, me and you, then me and you should actually go talk later away from everybody else. What do you think of that? Durin. Okay, well, I was wrong. Okay, and I apologize. I apologize. I apologize.

I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. You want some Cheerios on a spoon? The Cheerios coming at you, Vanessa. I am sorry. I am sorry you took cheerio. And Brandy's like, that wasn't a reference.

You used my sign. No, no, imagine, imagine all the people. If it was your son and he died in the warble accident, like John Lening possibly. You know, wouldn't it be not fun? That would be not fun, right? That's all I meant to say. That was not what you said. I love the Beatles. That would have been fine. I was wrong, and I apologize for that. Okay, that was fine.

Oh, where are you so mad, Durinda? Like, where are you so mad? Because, like, it's happening every day with one of us. It's like happening every day. No, no, no, no. You know what? When I think about what happened with Jill was different. Okay, because I didn't even know her until five minutes ago. I know we're like best friends. And so that was a totally different thing. You know, the last night I did drink too much. I think I totally drank too much. That's what happened last night. And Tamrakas, maybe that's drinking today. Maybe. I'm like, looks at people for approval. And Brandy's like, well, how are we going to drink less because we're going

to a winery today? So, Dorenda has taken the temperature, the temperature has given itself to Dorenda, okay? The TV turned itself on and Willard Scott was there. He's still alive. I think he's dead. RIP Willard Scott, and if you're still alive, love you, but Willard Scott's there like,

here's the weather, like I did not ask you Willard Scott. He's's there like, here's the weather. You're like, I did not ask you, Willard Scott. He's like, also, here's who's a hundred today. You're like, Willard Scott, get off by TV, Willard. That's what I should have said. I should have said, Brandy, what if Willard Scott died? That's what I should have said. So Dorenda tells us that she's feeling really sad, and really disgusted with herself.

And this week is the failure of my attention for a good week was screwed all over I didn't really try to make it nice I've never think in books Ding! No one really knows how to take that because it's a good apology Right? I mean as far as Bravo Apologies go And you know like I said before she's very well practiced

At a good apology so it better be good Okay It's like being surprised that British Nacoff is like good at plie's. You're like, well, of course he is. He does that shit every day of his life, you know, she is an Olympic, she is an Olympic apologizer. So she did well today. I give it an eight out of 10, only not giving it a 10 out of 10 just because I'm a bitch basically. Hmm, feels good. So everybody's there now and they're like, oh my God, we're going to the winery. Whoa, yeah, it's a winery acting like they didn't just go to a winery.

Was that yesterday? I think they were in a winery yesterday or the day before. I'm turning into Mark. All right. I'm like, day one. Here's what happened on day one, then day two by the end, we're just going to be like shriveled little skeletons. And I'm going to flashlight up on our head. And then it's just going to go to black. So they're going to the winery. And

Fadress like, listen, today at the winery, we're going to have fun. We're going to be drunk. We're going to be nice. We're going to be friendly. We're not going to hit below the bell. Okay, enough. You're gonna get the show canceled. Okay? Can you just pick one of those things? Go with friendly. We're all gonna be friendly. Okay? Don't ruin the housewives. Okay? We need all of those other things to make this tick. Durrindo's back now. She's like, you know, the one who's gonna be great. And look, I'm not a control freak because I didn't even organize this trip.

And I'm totally fine, which is why I'm over here bringing my hands like crazy. This is gonna be so fun during this like doing that thing where she's drawing her hands under the air dryer that's supposed to get your hands dry in two seconds but like it never does you just stand there like a fucking idiot doing this hand-dring hand-dring can drink yeah I didn't even know you know you're still in else's it's something else is to's still having had a drink today. Well, where's my chip? Where is my chip? Even though all of this is over and Durinda's apologized,

Vicki's gonna come back in for more. So she's like, you know what, you can't just keep going so deep and hitting below the belt. I have not, but around that. I'm not, but around that, Durinda. Except when I do it, you know, or with Tabri does it,

or then when I do it's Tabri, or the with Tabri does it to me. Or we both when I do it, you know, or what tabra does it or then what I do it's tabra Or the would tabra does it to me or we both do it to Alexis, you know Stuff like that, but you know it's different when it's you. Okay. This whole thing is part of me Yeah, the guy was in just me. You're trying to make it sound like it was just me I don't really care. Just shut up and let me be me. Okay, let me Yeah, but everyone's sad like we didn't even feel like she was engaged since she'd been here. Without your children, back off, back off. Yeah, but like I did feel that like,

Zika's been getting better, like she's been getting better in this trip, like she was like a, a rancid hooker, like the first day, but then like the second day, she was like even worse. But then the third day, she was okay. How many days have we been here? Don't, don't, don't. Marcus is like, nobody knows.

Nobody knows. It's like, oh, what is this? Getting better. What is getting better? I'm doing air quotes. Getting better. But I haven't caught you for days about Steve. I don't know what this is about.

Well, I will tell you anything more about my relationship. How's that? How's that? I will not tell you anything more. I'll just be up here on the crucifix. Like Jesus Christ. I'll be here with my thorn of pants. Like Jesus Christ. Be with my thorn of pants.

I'm just up here with my thorn of pants. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, Vicky, you're threatening to cut somebody off from that excruciatingly interesting feed of you blabbing endlessly about your toxic relationship. How could you? Don't cut us off, Vicky. Keep talking about it every minute of every day. And Timer goes, yeah, you know what,

Jermenta, you taught us the Tadamas Cuts, I was like, no, didn't. Yeah, you said it was cut. So brother clip, brother clip. So we get a clip of Dorenda Stumbling in the hallway when they got home last night. She's like, you know what, you know, what camera and whoever else is in the hallway. I don't really care right now. Tomorrow is cancelled. Everything I plan is cancelled. So you guys can do whatever you want in here. You do anyway. But Christmas is cancelled. And you're like, you're doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. And they're like, whoa. What is that Christmas Carol? Why are you

Christmas curling? Followed a lot. I don't know what you're saying, well, what is that Christmas Carol? Why are you Christmas curling for a lot? I don't know what you're saying, bitch. Cut back and during this like, oh, he's just being a martini screwdriver and they cancel Christmas, okay? The Christmas is dark, I ain't. How can anybody leave Lou Stoemana without experiencing Christmas by different and deadly?

You never know what's gonna happen. One year I slaughtered a fat guy for breaking in and eating cookies They tried to call it murder and I said I gave him three warning back it up. I got off scab free Merry Christmas. Oh, how yourself mother fucker Now everybody goes to get ready to go to this winery, right? So they're on the rooms and Vicki and Tamer are making their bed and Tamer's like oh my god Spock up because like

I'm crying right now. Can you see? Look, look at my cry. Yeah, I'm crying because I can't take it. I can't choose a city boy next. I can't tell her. I can't tell her. That's anymore. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the, Vax. Fadre comes in and she's like, are you crying? Yeah, because I feel like I can't smell God. No, I can't have an opinion. I'm just gonna blow up in there. And Vicky says, we're gonna die.

We're all gonna die here. We're all gonna die. And that's why life is so precious to me. That is why life is precious. Because that's why you experience all that you can. Because you never know when you're gonna be a dermatologist. And your life is gonna be over. So now Brandy's there. So Brandy and Fadre are just watching these two like, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I uh, what if we tied right now? Uh, I'm pretty sure sad.

Cause we're all gonna die, guys. We're all gonna die. And how the deep roasts like, You listen to me. Life is not worth living unless you are willing to live it. You saw that clip, right? Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da goes over to Taylor's room to check on her and Taylor's like, I am so emotionally drained. And Jill says, well, it's a Cassassis, you know, because Brandi came a long way, okay? You know, since I know, which has been like what, four days, three days, how long

have we been here? No one knows. Yeah, you know, so she's changed a lot. And, you know, I'm proud of her. But then, you know what, like last night, like your face, like if I had a mirror, you'd be like, oh my god, who is that? And I would say, that's you. And you know why I'm proud of her. But then you know what, like last night, like your face, like if I had a mirror, you'd be like, oh my God, who is that? And I would say, that's you. And you go, oh my God, who are you? I say, it's Jill. You know what, I look different because we're flipped right now.

It's how mirrors do it. It's not crazy. It's like supposed to show you you, but it like shows you, but like an opposite land. And then you leave and you're like, why is everybody trading the opposite than how I feel like I should be treated? You know what I'm saying?

Meers. And then we see a clip of last night where Taylor's like, do you think that was your job to tell the whole world? My mother finished, I'm not finished. That's how it rang me to tell the world about a woman's choice. I am not done, I am not done. A dinner ain't most saying no one tried to stop me. Someone tried to stop me right now. Stop it, try to stop. I'm not done. Thank you for even say no one tried to stop me. Someone tried to stop me right now.

Stop it, try and stop. I'm not done. Thank you for trying to stop me, Fager. I'm not done. Brandy, you tried to out a woman's choice to have a mother, to have a mother in her choice. The use thing I'm not saying is I'm not enough, enough! We're back.

Like it was like you were trying to poke her to get back to where she was. You know what I mean? Taylor was not expecting to be confronted. So she's just like, shakily scratching her hair like, I need about 10 years to really ruminate on this. So I know how I want to argue about how to add a damna.

Now, I respect that Brandy walked away because Brandy didn't have to walk away. You know what? If it was me you know what I would've done, I would've sat down because I don't like walking. Okay? I just don't enjoy it. So I sit down.

I think just everyone, don't walk away, sit down, maybe turn your back. You know, maybe I would've done that. And Taylor's like, yeah, but there are some things you can't say I'm sorry for and then expect it all to go away. Which is the theme of this show. You can't just say I'm sorry, but then they all just say I'm sorry

and then they're best friends again. I mean, it works, you know? So Taylor decides she's gonna talk to Brandy but it's gonna be later in the day. Now, Tamara tries to work her manipulation. Here goes Tamara. She's even wearing her cut fitness shirt today, which I love because it's so fitting, you know,

for her role today. So she goes out on a walk with Fadreau and she starts trying to pump Fadre. She's like, you know what? You don't talk about yourself much. Like everybody else, talk to about themselves, but you don't really talk about yourself. You've not offered anything either,

except like showing your babies and like pumping people when you're drunk. So get off Fadre's ass, okay? There's a reason that Fadre is silent and it's because she is shady. She's probably working on deals right now that would put us all under the table. You know, she's probably got some cartels shit going on in the background. God knows what she's got going on. It's time for a commercial.

It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So Timber's doing the thing which is, I just care about you. I just want to have a child, which she doesn't really want to. She just wants to manipulate you. But in order for that to work, she has to make you think that she cares. Right. So she's like forcing the stuff out of the video. I like, you're with a guy. What does he do? Why is she like a doctor? Oh my God. What is he like? I'm fine. I'm sure what oh my God. What's his name? What is his name right with that? It's a shut up So Fadre opens up a little bit, but she's like you really never know somebody I don't know if I'm ready to get married again and Tamer's like well

You get you really know who they are when you get divorced And I think that's very wise because you know I I've always said, don't think about who you want to marry. Okay, it's a good goal. I mean, you should think about it a little, but don't concentrate on who you want to marry. Concentrate on who you want to divorce. You don't need to see how romantic someone is. You need to see how dirty someone gets when you get into an argument. Okay? Trust me on that one. I've been to vote seven times to let rich riches hail!

Back to the show. So Tamara does her monologue where she's like, I was doing time, I was doing my life, and I got so ugly, and I was so angry. And, you know, not to take it back to do render, but this conversation is really about to render surprise. Someone needs to tell her to render off. I think you should do it because like everybody likes ya. I'm like, if I do it, they're gonna be like, you mean bad. And you know, if you do it, they'll be like, you mean bad, but then they'll be like, wow, you know, Jesus. You should do it. You should do it right now. Go do it right now. Go do it right now. Call her. Call her. Do it right now. Say, you're a bad. Hey Duranda, it's a badger. You you're a batch, but you said, you said.

Hello? Hello, he just called me a bit. Oh, God, I've been doing my best, I'm not. So, Tamara talks Fadre into having a discussion with Dorenda. Guys, I think we have the discussion with Dorenda, okay? I think we've already done it. But, okay. I like it because I think Tamara is trying to push Dorenda

into another blow up. But Durinda is, they actually worked all this talking to Durinda, right? Because Durinda is actually like, guess what? Hi everybody, you know my favorite weird days today? Weird days today. Hi, baby. Hi, baby. So, Fadre tells us, now, you know, I just want to fix the groove.

I don't want us in another hot box. Wait, I shouldn't say hot box, should I? That means vagina doesn't it? The producer's like, now now a hot box is when you smoke weed in the car with the windows up. Really, so we're hiring producers that don't even watch Brava. Maybe that's what hot box meant

before real housewives look butemic, but we need to update the Bravo Webster dictionary. Okay. Updates. Hotbox, meaning Jazeel's rumor to be possibly infected vagina. So Fager's like, oh Jesus, well with Eva here, it might have been a hotbox. So now we go to the winery, Baldidas Sellers, which is also a lovely board game. I mean, just, you guys, let's just sit and think about that.

Baldur Dash. God, I've had such good times playing. Baldur Dash. So Fadra gives this speech. She's like, before we start drinking, I want to sober moment. I want us to start over today. I want us to be responsible for what we say and who we are, even though I'm not going to cop to what I said on my season in about five minutes time. And I'm going to refuse to be honest about

anything that went on during real housewives of Atlanta season 9 when I left and it's none of your fucking business why I did. So I'd like to read from a Bible. Well it's not a Bible, but it's a book. It's a book and it's called prayers for worn out alcoholics. Now this is in a book you read front to back. You just open the book to a random page and it tells you, what kind of worn out alcoholic you are. So she reads this passage. And it's like, father, I need you.

And so there's enough people, you know, like, fakers, reality TV fake, because you know, it's like the people screaming bitch at each other on TV You're also the ones who are like I'd like Jesus on the cross right now So you've got like vika and tamra and everyone grabbing hands so they're grabbing hands at this table in a winery Which you know first I was like you're praying before you get wasted, but you know Jesus did love making wine Okay, now that was the winery all right take that take that bolded dash. Hey, bolded dash, have you been to son of God down the road? Hmm, you should see what he does with water.

All right. So she reads this thing about like choosing the Lord, even though your flesh wants you to break down an affinative disappointment, and you lift your head in the sad times and you choose to trust, you know, heaven and God and the Lord, even when you are fighting you up. And it's actually really nice prayer, but it's also really hit home because Fadra is just so good at it. I mean, she is, and granted, she's been working in a funeral home for a long time now. I guess, I guess she still has that. And so she's practiced this and you can tell because she cries, you know, she gets the,

ooh, like she starts crying and everyone's crying and you know, no one on this show has the attention span to even listen to what the fuck that all just was, but they're like, Pedro's being powerful and crying, so let's all pretend to cry. So they're like, ooh, they're like, Fajr is being powerful and crying, so let's all pretend to cry. So they're like, we're like,

we're like, so they're like, what a beautiful prayer about just like being in the valley and being fleshy and whatever that was. God, that was beautiful, seriously. And then Fajr goes, you know, it touches me because on this show, we see so much ugly. And when we next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day,

the next day, the next day, the next day, the next day, the damn, you know, Jesus was in heaven like, oh, I'm clasping hands. Like, well, I'm not in this. So she's like, you know, Dorenda, this is something that you could learn from. And Dorenda is like, okay. But you know inside je- Dorenda is like, did I just get a clap back from Jesus? You better back it up, Jesus. You better back it the fuck out, Jesus. But I see growth. I see growth in all of us. Brandy, look at you, Brandy. So grown.

Like, how many hours are you including? Like how many hours are you including in this growth? Because Brandy just said that dead husband thing 12 hours ago, less? So then we just see like montage of wines, different wines being delivered. So they're drinking and drinking and Vicki decides to do a housewives game. And she's like, well, we all know each other because we were all on housewives. So you know what, we should talk about that.

At Fadre, you're going to go first. You're going to go first. Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to talk about that. And, Fadre, you're gonna go first. You're gonna go first. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna talk about art to part your story. That's what we're gonna talk about, okay. And Fadre goes, mm-hmm. Nope, not gonna do that. Cause this seems so planted, doesn't it?

The producers are just like, Vicki, ask Fadre why she got kicked off, but be super subtle about it. So she's like, okay, okay, game. Do the housewives. Let's play a game So phadre's like mm-hmm, I'm thinking because what was it all accepted and good? Not gonna talk about that But phadre tells us that her departure was a crock of BS and then we see a clip of candies

Nice, the nice. Fadre tells us there's two sides to every story, and then there's the truth. And let's say there's only one side that was her. She does that thing where she winks with one eye and like sips from her soda. She's like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Now, I'm enjoying Fadre as much as anybody else

on the show. I think she's doing great. But I think that the little revisionist history there, you had plenty of time to say what the fuck happened. You had that reunion, that was like a, wasn't that one of their first four part reunions that they had on that show? You've had your time, you know, Fadre, you were wrong. I can't believe that Fadre is still not just like,

I was wrong, that was terrible. I can't believe that Fadre is still not just like I was wrong. That was terrible. I can't believe I did it. Like really? Like after all of the after your whole redemption season, you're like, there's two sides to every story. There is another side of telling everybody that one of your best friends wanted to drug and rape some girl that you're trying to use to fight that best friend because that best friend kept your ex-husbands four wheelers in her garage so that the feds couldn't get them. You know? Just say I'm sorry. So do you remember saves her by being like, okay, I'll tag a guy in my departure, okay? He doesn't really need departure. Okay, my pause began during COVID. That's when my pause started. And Brandy's like,

I think you're being a little delusional with this pause thing. It's not just a pause. That's when the Andy called it. Andy called it a pause. Okay, so who am I gonna say is not a pause? Yeah, but I think that's just like a fun word for fired. Like you're fired, but here's a fun way to say it.

Ooh, check all of the day. Ooh. So Brandy tells us that like, Dorenda's delusional, but she actually likes Dorenda and she wants Dorenda to listen cause she's like worried about Dorenda, right? And look, if Brandi is worried about you,

oh my God, it's like when you walk out of a bar and there's some dude there, he's like, Hey, you wanna ride home? You need a ride? You need a ride home? Oh my God. That's Brandi, okay? Offering Crain. Brandi is offering you help. You need a ride. You need a ride home. Oh my God. That's Randy, okay, offering crime. Brandy is offering you help. You're in trouble. You're in danger.

You're in danger, girl. So we see a clip of them in the car and Brandy is telling her, listen, Durinda, I like you and I've been exactly, I went through exactly what you're going through now. I was drinking too much. I was depressed. I was popping off for no reason. And that was just last night. So it was very fresh in my head, I got it. And then you knew that actually I didn't really drink. Oh, it's fairly even drink. How can anybody know?

See, they'll tell you, you knew the middle of the day doesn't drink. Brandy stops her, she's like, Dwenda, let me just say, okay? People are rooting for you, they love you. They want season one, two, three Dwenda. But what they're seeing now in this house, you're going to be put on pause forever if you continue this behavior. I promise I did it first. I did it first. And I have to say well done, well said. And you told Durenda to shut the fuck up and listen, you were absolutely right and what you said. And Durenda didn't like it, but she heard it and you can tell it made a difference.

Isn't that crazy? I think sometimes you just need, you just need a dried up alcoholic to tell you how it is. You know, that's why people come to me for advice. Call me. So then they talk about their best times of the show. Darynda's time was of course, the first time they went to the Berkshaers and then we see the clip of Durandas saying, you know what I really

want to name this place. I really just you know I'm not I'm not just happy calling it the creepy house that Richard got me that time. Then my dad used to deliver mail to you when he was a nail man and I used to say I want to own that house daddy and then Richard heard that story and bought it for me. So very long name for a house you You know what I need? And Ramona said, you know, what do you ring that? You know, what we're gonna name this house? We're gonna name this house.

Blue stone, Nana. That's gonna clot, hey. I named it Ramona came up with a TM. Okay, we're gonna TM it with that. And Carol's there and she's like, Hey, that was the name that I came up with. Hey, Ramona, I came gonna team it with that and Carol's errands. She's like, hey, that was the name that I came up with Hey, do I came up with it? Bluestone Manor marathon

And Bluestone Manor it is now I took to Marathon Pie, but only because it went on a very long time in a death rattle. You know, which made guests uncomfortable. They finally get to Jill and she's like, you know what, I was on a lot less than you guys. All right. So, you know, who am I to say anything? Okay. I'm only the woman who's going to go back to New York City, have lunch, dinner, Broadway show, snacks, tea time, and ballet with Serenza Medley, my new best friend. Who am I? Who am I to say? And Branty's time was when she was friends with Lisa Vanterpump, which I think is interesting and didn't add any shit talking in there. And we see clips of Lisa like, oh, were you snoring last night in your bed, Dittar Piggy?

I heard snoring. It was like this. Ooh, ooh, ooh. It was so hilarious the way you were snoring. God, I love that Vanderpump humor. Naughty. Naughty snoring him out. They've had a great day, so everybody's so happy and they're leaving and they're all haggie and Dorenda's like okay Vicki can I talk to you for a moment? And Vicki's like I mean uh sure sure sure uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I don't want to die here, I don't want to die here, and if I die, tell everybody, she died sad. Okay, what's up to Rida? She's like, look, so I like you, Vicki, and I admire you from the show.

Oh, do you have that OTCC? And, you know, you're very vulnerable. And you're just much more vulnerable than I expected. Here's the thing, I'm more angry for you about Steve than you are for you. And what's making me angry is because you're beautiful. He's successful. You have children who are beautiful. And then I got confused because I was like, you know, why isn't she mad? So I got there.

But if I wasn't there for you, I'm very sorry. Okay, because I think you could walk out there into the world and I think you could get any guy if you wanted who works in a bait and tackle shop or Walmart, you know, something like that. Uh, lower run, lower run is what I'm saying. If you set your sights to what's available, you could probably do it because you're a pathetic person. And I like to talk about you. And Vicki's like, Oh, well, you know, what are the things I would say the other night is I have a fear of abandonment. So, you know, the fear, that's my's like one of my biggest things.

And so when I came here, like I was sick and I was happy. And then, you know, like I can't fake what to get up. And then when I wasn't sick, I felt so abandoned by COVID because COVID left. And then I was like, oh my God, even COVID would stay with me. You know, so then I got really upset. Yeah, but you know, I didn't see it. I didn't get that. But I see it now.

Hello, buddy, guys. I think I took it personally because I thought, oh my God, Ricky doesn't see it, I didn't get that. But I was eating how? Hello, buddy, kid. I think I took it personally, because I thought, oh my god, Ricky doesn't like my place. She doesn't like me, she doesn't like eating it tables. You know, what she really likes to do is eat and get and call things creepy that she doesn't understand because they don't fit in their strip mall style, you know? But now I see that I was wrong about that.

Ricky's like, thank you, Dorida. Yeah, thank you, because like, now, I see that I was wrong about that. Vicki's like, thank you, Dribbida. Yeah, thank you. Because like, now, let me tell you, now this, she looks her fingers and then turns like a air page and a gigantic buck. Now, I could turn a page with you. I could turn a page. And now, the final big segment of our show Christmas in the book. She is so everybody comes

down for this Christmas party and Duranda has decided to stay sober for five more minutes. She's like, you know, what I've decided not to drink today and there's about five minutes left in today until it's tonight. So that's going to be big. But for right now, I'm a very mature, state-y woman who lives in a bluestone man and marathon. Okay, so let's just go with that. So everyone comes down kind of fast to have. I mean, most of them are just dress mice, you know?

But of course, Vajra has like a red and green fur hat, and a little cute sexy dress, and then Brandy's in the silver, the silver tight dress, real short dress. And everyone's like, wow, Brandy, have you ever won that out of the house before? Brandy's like, no, it's geez. I mean, I never got to wear this because this was what I was going to wear to the reunion, but then I got like fired that morning.

So I never got a chance to wear it. But then we see that she did get a chance. And it was when Andy had her on watch what happens live, instead of going on the reunion, presumably because Denise would not film if Brandy was brought onto the reunion, right? So he's like, so brandy, this stuff with Denise, let's talk about it. Did you play Chopsticks on her home home? And Brandy's like, well, she won't talk to me anymore. It's like, I don't even know if I would apologize. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no my heart. Oh, okay, so Brandy's a victim now in this story. Okay, Brandy's a victim. Oh, Brandy!

You got your heart broken? By the person that you betrayed and totally tried to ruin on National TV to get your job back. Oh, Brandy, you poor thing! Come over here, let's get hugged! Ta-tug! So now of course, this conversation turns around to Denise and Brandy. Did they or didn't they? So, Dorenda's like, I don't know why she would lie about it, you know?

And Denise was married to Charlie Sheen. And Charlie Sheen had a pretty eclectic sex life, you know, it was like my living room at Christmas, only vaginas, you know? So who really knows? Who really knows? And Fager says, it must have been something with her eyebrows. And Tamara's like, oh, well, everybody hold on. I'm nodding my head and making my lips like this, like the straw.

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And I go, dead to death. And she said, no, I didn't die. I said, I'm shaking dead. And she said, I'm shaking dead. And I'm like, oh my god, you're positive. Sure, he didn't do it. So I tripled dog swear. I didn't do it.

She said, bandit is land. So if he's like, okay, I have a question. This question is for Tabra. Tabra, man, I'm pretty much, okay, I have a question. This question is for Tabra. Tabra. Uh, Tab- may I approach the match? Okay, I'll just sit here. I'll stay on the couch. So, Tabra, uh, did you believe Denise or did you believe

Brandy? Okay, did you believe it? Who did you believe? Tell the truth! Ah, the lift. Don't, don't, don't! Denise's. And it cuts to Brandy telling us.

Whatever cut for her death? And then, Tabra goes, Yeah, you know what? I just hate that you got the rap for that. Duh! Dineses. And he cuts to Brandy telling us. Whatever God did that? And then, Timmer goes, Yeah, you know what? I just hate that you got the rap for that. And Vicki's like, But you just said that you believed Dines. No, I said Brandy. You said to me!

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Whatever got did this, but I'm sorry. I meant Brenda. I miss Spokes. Brandy's like, oh my god, I love you. You stuck off for me. That's so great. And Taylor's like, but you didn't really know Brandy, but you did know Denise, so why would you believe Brandy?

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waiting for me. She's wanting for me to got her room. She's wanting me to go, you know, down the hallway, and then I go to a room, then I go to the elevator, that could be by her room, then like I could go by room, then like we in the hallway, and then I just got to the bathroom, she wanted for by her room, and then I got to go by her room, and then I'd be in the hallway, and that's the start for a swimmer for me, guys. She tried it with me too.

And Brandi is thrilled, right? Cause she sees this as redemption. And Jill's like, oh my God, this whole Denise Richard thing is huge. It is huge, all right? Talk about doubling down and vindicating my brandy. And I'm sure it's gonna qualmy every day once this is over because I know very famous people, okay?

Have you ever heard of Cinemark, the movie theaters? I know the guy who owns that, call me. So Tim was like, yeah, I think she called me and they got she knew what happened with me and then she knew what happened with ya and then she was afraid I would say something which clearly I'm not now, oh my God, I can't believe I. This one national TV.

Ding! And you know what? I just tell my people calling you and I brand that. And brand is like, I don't care people call me in line because I know my truth. And Vicky's like, I'd like that too. I'd like that too. You know what?

My truth is kept in the trapper keeper, which makes it real, okay? My trapper keeper is labeled my truth. She thought sad with truth. She thought with sad truth. Now, how they start the whole like, who would you have sex with in this room? Okay. Now they're playing this game. I would have sex with you and then I would have sex with you.

But I have sex with her. I don't have sex with her. Oh my god. That's been in some of her. Don't you guys think that that's what Denise was doing? That's all that's what I get the impression of. It's like they're playing these kinds of games Like how would do you do these? Oh, yeah, I would do you too and they get flirty and then Brandy's like when relationship but I don't know I think in most normal cases you would say well if there are two people that are saying the same things about somebody Where there's smoke there's fire, but you know

Brandy and Tamar are both fog machines, okay? So of course everybody's picking each other, but Jill does not get picked or Taylor. So Jill's like, oh my God, Taylor, it's me and you honey. No one wants to have sex with us, okay? So I guess that's it. We're time for us to kill us, murder us, so here lies Jill.

No one wanted to have sex with her, even though she know the person who invented Chick Philly. Kill me. Just kill me right now. And she tells us, I'm extremely offended that no one wants to have sex with me. So if it's like, I can't do with it. I just can't. Okay.

I'm all about that. Which is crazy because I'm so against pricks in general. You know, but still, I'm a conundrum brand he's like, yeah, no choice, you gotta choose. So she's like, brandy, I would be brandy. That's for sure. Because I think you would teach me about sexuality because like, I'm such a bitch. I'm such a bitch. And then everybody's wooing and brandy is so excited to be chosen by Vicki. You know, this is brandy's Might. She just got validated. Everybody believes her. Tamer backed her up on television, you know, the OG, the OC, wants to banger. So Brandy's having the best night of her life and good for her. So now they go to dinner and Brandy's

like, fit game when the kids on the lips. So then they kiss on the lips. And everyone's like, okay. And Brandy's like, fit, get up, sit by me, think. So Brandy's like, I'm so by me, I'm so Brandy's wasted. So she's doing that. Yeah, I'm gonna like hump everybody now because I'm wasted, what I do. So everybody's having fun, they're eating, and Brandy's like, actually, this is gonna sound crazy.

I don't think that anybody's ever said this, but I wanna hear from Jill. And they're like, ew, why? Oh, hi Jill, sorry, girl, don't see you there. Okay, what do you wanna hear from Jill? And. Sorry girl. Don't see you there. Okay. What do you want to hear from Jill? And she's like, yeah, because Jill, like you're normally like, you know, we can't shut you up. I'm like, now I like actually wanting her for me. And so Jill, what do you have to say? And she tells us, I'm hurt. I'm offended that nobody wants to have sex with me. Okay. I just don't want to play anymore. I don't want to play anymore. What game is this,

you know? Is there is there any other game we could play? Hey, can we play a game like who wants to go hiking with Jill? Everybody could say no at the same time. Hey, who wants to go swimming with Jill? And everybody could just say no. What how about that? Why don't we just find multiple ways to reject me? So then of course, cameras going to do a little stirring because this whole episode has been way too positive. Let's face it. So Timber's like, size or any better that you didn't think you were gonna get long with that chance, like it's gonna add to that one. And Taylor's like, brandy, obviously. I mean, and Brandy's like, oh my God, why?

Why don't you even say that? I'm a lover. I'm a lover, like people don't know that they're about me, but I'm a lover. So I can't, well, you're either fucking or fighting. I'm gonna, I'm gonna whip out a little Oklahoma shade on you without one. And Brandy's like, you know what?

I just like, honestly, like, honestly. So we're doing went to the bathroom and then like you came back last night and then you were like, totally like coming after me. And Vicky's like, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Why, why would we go back here? Why would we go back here again? She died sick. And Taylor gives another nonsense speech. You know, Brandy, I have love for you, which makes no sense because I shouldn't have love for you. But like when I found my voice,

like if I don't care about someone, like, you know, they couldn't hurt me. But over the past few days, you've hurt me, which makes me realize I care about you, and you're basically like a tea bag being dropped into water, but I like it. And I'm the water, but I'm good enough just being water. But now that I'm kind of becoming tea,

I'm like, are we friends? Are we friends, friend? When is it coming on? I'm friends with you right now. You know what? I just get over things like if these bitches want to just be planned, then fine, I'll be planned. Oh my God, I'm gonna hump everybody. So they go into the other room and Brandy's just like stripping and helping everybody and

Then they played this white elephant game. So it's actually really cute at the end They all have fun together. It was a super fun episode to watch I'm really liking everybody on it Which is weird for me watching the show like this because you know part of the fun is being like I hate somebody But I really like everybody, you know part of the fun is being like, I hate somebody, but I really like everybody, you know, most of the time on this. It was pretty funny though because Vicki ends up with a vibrant. Vicki's the one is like, oh my God, I'm professional. I cannot talk about sex.

That's the woman that is disgusting. And it ends with Dorenda giving a toast like, guys, you know, let's do a simple cheese. We laughed, we cried. We, everybody at the same time, made it nice. And we're like, oh, made it nice. Made, we made it nice. Like, oh, God, we self-deployed Durinda's fucking thing. And then the last line of it is Vicki going,

every time I have to kill her, I'm going to have sex. What's my thy bread at? And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Everybody, thank you so much for being here with me. Thank you for being here on my solo pre-cap day. That was much less scary than I thought it was going to be. So thank you so much for your support. Thanks to everybody on Cra and it's on demand to watch this. Holy and um, Patreon in general, thanks for supporting us. Even if you're not on Patreon, thank you so much for supporting us.

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