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Episode Date: December 10, 2021

On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's so viciously Machiavellian that it can only be the work of varsity level Housewives.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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As usual, it's Mr. Ronik Aramai, Ronnie. Well, hello, Ben. I pluralized myself there by accident. My hang is, it's totally acceptable, it's 2021. Do it however you like. Ha ha ha. Hi, everyone. We are here today to talk some more girls trip. It's totally acceptable. It's 2021. Do it however you like. Hi, everyone. We are here today to talk some more girl strip. Our second time this week,

we sort of have to catch up a little bit because, you know, they released a whole bunch of the beginning and then there was Thanksgiving. So we are here to talk about girl strip episode six, which were, which God, I love this show so much. Before we dive into it in case you didn't hear, we're going on back on the road. Next year, we're going to a bunch of places, all the places that we're going to are on our website, watchacrapans.com, and that's also where you get links to get tickets. Some of the cities are getting low,

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a great, great time for us. So come join us for all that. And the last thing I just want to point out is that this Monday, we are back as usual for Take a seat, which is our, sort of our live talking show on Spotify Greenroom. So that's at seven o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast, and we just talk about usually what's going on in Bravo pop culture And it's not just us you guys get to talk to so it's really fun. It's free. Check that out And that's all the that's all the big news and updates I have for for you guys today. What's going on with you Ronnie? Oh, nothing. I'm just ready to get into some ultimate girls trip. Yeah, ultimate girls trip.

So I mean, episode five was pretty intense. You have a big, big, big yacht fight. And this is where the Fallout episode. And I was like, can we still have an exciting episode after that? And the answer was yes, because this shit is so good. Yes, we can. So we open with Kyle and Melissa doing their interviews together.

And they're like, Oh my God, we're so funny together, Kyle. We should totally have coffee talk with Melissa and Kyle. That would be great. And then they get their own little title that's like coffee talk with Melissa and Kyle. Yeah. But unlike Vanderpump rules, they don't destroy our souls. They just sort of keep it to like a title, and that's it. That's all they do. Yeah, and there's only one coffee drug. All right, at the club. Talk amongst yourselves.

Talk amongst yourselves. Yeah, so, but nice track, huh? Okay, yeah, so they're doing. Can't steal from Mike Myers. No, definitely not. So they're doing their little coffee talk thing, and then there's like a thumb outside, and like, oh my god, like cuts Ramona.

And then they cut to Ramona upstairs and Ramona is like rubbing lotion on her face so aggressively and she's like, you know what? I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut all day. Like zip it, zip it, zip it, oh, shut. They've been beginning of a day so it's Ramona telling herself to just... This is a guy!

So then back with Melissa and Kyle. Melissa's like, were you drunk last night? Cause I was so drunk last night and then we see the night before when they're drunk. And Kyle's like, yeah, you know, oh, Melissa's saying, when people say they drink wine, they get tired. When I drink my wine, I fly like a kite. Tempty motherfucking gorgah, that's who I am. Yeah, when I drink wine, I get so happy.

It's like Kenya Shade, that's what happens to me. I'm like Melissa, we've been watching you for like 12 years. This is not true. Right, so Kenya calls her aunt and she's like, oh, well, I had to bust somebody out because she was being obnoxious. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha low key smear campaign against Cynthia, like making Cynthia have to be like, the crazy person is just no fun. And so, I mean, we've always said Cynthia's boring,

but I feel like on a girl's trip, she's actually, she always seems like she's pretty fun. Like she's like a fun, like personally, you like hang out with on a, you know, drink bar because where there's something. So, Melissa goes, you know, I think Cynthia was reaching a little bit with that conversation last night. And referring to Cynthia being annoyed at Ramona

because Ramona had used up all the time that she had slotted for her makeup artist. And I don't think that Cynthia was reaching in any sort of way for that. Cynthia had something slotted and Ramona was inconsiderate for time. And I think Cynthia totally was within reason to be like, fuck your Ramona.

Yeah, but of course it's not really about that. It's about Melissa being pissed off because on the boat Cynthia was like, yeah, you do talk over people a lot Melissa to stand up for Kenya. And Melissa is not gonna go up against Kenya. That's for damn sure. So she's instead choosing to stay mad at Cynthia.

Right. And then Melissa's like, you know, I think that five minute ten minutes is, you know, it's not like a long time to, it's not gonna ruin anyone's night and Kyle goes, look like I said, maybe skip the lashes, I don't know. Like, you guys, it's not about, it's not about the fact that Cynthia did compensate for it. She did, she figured it out,

it's not like she couldn't figure it out. It's that, it was that someone was not considering her time. Yeah, Raman is a dick. Roman told me to stole that makeup time. Okay. And everybody knows that she's a dick. So these two were just they have other reasons to be annoyed with Cynthia. And so they're going to use anything that they can to stay annoyed with Cynthia. Right. So now it's breakfast and Louis answer the kitchen and there's cameras

all over the place. She's just like, went to the kitchen and there's cameras all over the place. She's just like, Yo, look at me eating food. Just like I did back when I was in France. Yo, how's what's on the island, baby? And then Cynthia's just lying on a chair by herself and she's talking about how she's like, I'm not really sure why I've had a struggle

connecting with some of the ladies on this trip, but I started to be on my own island on an island. And that's a bad feeling when you're on a girl's trip. It's like being on a girl's trip, on a girl's trip, when you're on an island, I don't know. Sorry, I just, we're like repeating things like that. It's kind of fun. Yeah, I'm gonna try to turn it around.

So Teresa brings a gift to Ramona's room and she's like, can you open it now because it's like packaged minds and stuff. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ramona says, oh, whoa, that's a call. Wow, whoa, what's a brand-quart, Teresa? Just the love connection by Treesa. Ha, ha, ha.

Oh my god, Teresa. Ha, Teresa milks every damn thing in her life. It's like, you've been with this guy for how long? Six months, and now, and now you're making a brand about being alone. I know, whoa, you know what's funny? Is that love? It also means you have no points in tennis.

So this is basically like loser in tennis, okay? Whoa, what, nice, losing tennis collection. I would love you to get better with tennis, okay? But unfortunately, I only booked the time for myself, and that's it! So Ramona says that last night, you know I was just tired and my stomach hurt and I just kept eating deeper, deeper and putting my foot in my mouth and you know what, I just had to leave the table, okay?

So then Kenyan Liu are talking over breakfast and Kenyan is like, oh, well this is a good one for you because there's no carbs, darling. Is that Puccini that you're wearing? And she's like, oh, it's just an old one. You know, old Puccini. So now you know, another. We haven't talked because of the drama of Ramona, but I just want to thank you because I realize that I'm just so used to the behavior of Ramona that I let things pass.

I mean, it's kind of like when you're used to this being the tone of the key of B. Oh! I mean, that's just B, you know, and whoever's playing the piano just has to find it. I mean, you know, it's funny, I'm not saying I don't have a backbone, right? You know, I can't get that word backbone out of my head. It's still really in my crawl I have to say but I don't have a backbone issue. It's totally not related to anything that Theresa may have said to me But I'm not gonna let it pass anymore. This is new Luan backbone to us amps So back with Ramona and Tree Ramona's like, you know what? I told myself today

It's a girl you look good and yellow. You're gorgeous. You ages need to zip it. To set zip it. And it's like, you know what? Sometimes I'm like that too, right? And like I overreacted it. I'm just like, thank you. Thank you so much, Treeza. You know what? I don't really know what language you're speaking half the time. But it's like when I'm watching Star Wars and I just know by your grunts that you're being supportive. You're like that thing, Chewy Becky, okay? Wow, I don't know what Chewy Becky is, but what a wonderful sidekick to handsome solo, okay? So Teresa's like, yeah, well, I see why the women fight with us so much as is because like, you know, I think that she's pretty lovely even though she was so fucking out of a mind yesterday

I guess like you're lonely and you know if you're lonely and you're sad about your life And you don't have Louie and you don't have cards every day. You know, you take it out and the people that are closest to you So then the butler's like how are you? How are you Ramon? I said what you know what how far is the beach? That's how I am, you know what, we're gonna have a PowerPoint. That's how I am, okay? We're gonna bring you a camera and take photos, right? Help me. That's how I am.

So then, yeah, so, and then tonight is gonna be John's party, John of the restaurant. So then Kyle is FaceTime in Mauricio and he's flying in tonight. And why is he flying in? Well, we have the agency here in Turks and K-Cos, or as we like to call it, agency and K-Cos. So my husband had to visit their office

and he conveniently timed it for when I happened to be in the Turks and agency. He misses me. So then Ramona comes to the kitchen, and she's like, morning everybody, Fatana. Whoa, smells delicious. What kind of Fatara is that? Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

She's trying to be nice, Ramona, but she's already told them, no fucking butter in anything where you die. Wah, wah, wah, wah. Good morning, then she goes outside. Good morning, it's a new day, new start. And so they're just out there just trying to send to herself and to the Alvis and just hear her Ramona,

good morning. Whoa, what a morning, it's send to herself and to the opposite just hears Ramona. Good morning. Whoa, what a morning. It's morning, it's good. I'm not bothering you. I might send you, whoa, fresh straw. And Cynthia to us just goes, what do you want Ramona? Whoa, no, isn't there?

It's New Day, New Start. Okay, let's just say New Day, New Start. You know what, they already have fatatas ready. Okay, this is not good. You know what, I apologize. It made you late and that was my attention and I'm sorry. Okay? I'm kind of like a fatata. You know what? Fatata wanted to be a sunny side egg and it just got messed up. So they threw a bunch of shit in the pan called it a fatata. Say, okay, sorry. You know what? I often like to think that myself as a Keesh, but sometimes I don't like to wear a crusts.

Therefore I become much frittata, okay? So she's like, I could tell Cynthia was genuinely fat and I'd like Cynthia. And because I want to be a friend, I have to say I'm sorry. Even though I didn't think I did anything, what? Which is kind of the problem, you know. It's like, you never actually see what you did wrong. So she says, well, I'm sorry that it was delayed for you. Really, really. I'm so sorry. She was, you know, I, I know I was upset about it last night. I'm, we keep going back and forth and,

I was tired and that just, just set me off the energy and it was late and, I have a thing about respect and being like, yeah, well, you know what, I didn't get my hair done because I didn't want to be late okay and you could have made those sacrifices too. I mean also you at the appointment I had to lead it further so yeah I'm saying that it's not my fault and you could have done things better but also I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm taking plenty of something that's not my fault guy can we be friends? So then back inside the man is still talking to Kenyan. She's like and now I will not let Ramona get away with it What do you mad? What do you even mad at right now? I know and Kenya's like well? You keep saying there's a good person in there, but where is it? Where is the good person?

Yeah, it's very hard to find it's like it's like that person who's all the way in the back of the giant theater That I was playing at last week. You just can't really even see it. You just gotta say, quiet back there, quiet a star trying to perform. I mean to be fair, you're asking where the good person is to a woman whose children had to sue where to stop her from selling their house out from under them. So, I mean really it's all relative of my right. Give me a beat. Oh! So then Cynthia is saying that she's telling Ramona that she knows she prayed and she feels reset and rebooted and she's like, you know, I generally do like your Ramona. Whoa, well guess what?

Today's a new day. Robin Roberts. Good morning America. We started. I appreciate it, okay? All right, well just give me a hug Ramona. I'm trying to have a different energy that I am. Okay, Mara. So then they go to the breakfast table and Melissa.

Melissa's there now and she's like, Hey guys, what are you talking about? And he's like, well, I was telling Teresa, or whoever's here right now, I don't really have it written down on my nose, but I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just used to Ramona's bad behavior.

And she's trees like, well, I didn't like it even last night though. She's like, well, I mean, it's hard to watch, isn't it? Because she's just so unhappy, you know, and she's just so sad. And God, she's just so dried out, isn't she? I mean, she's just sad and dried out crinkly. She's crinkly.

She's like wax paper that you've scrunched up to throw across the room and then thought to yourself, that's actually litter. I'm gonna use this for the next time I baked cookies and then you tried to flatten it out, but it still got those crinkles. You know what I'm saying, girls? I mean, I mean, this, she doesn't have much going on in her life, she doesn't have a man. Her daughter moved out. I mean, she's lonely, she doesn't even have a cap or a show or even a Christmas Single out so God it's hard it's hard life for her I'm Melissa says he know what she said that almost made me cry She said she's gonna stay longer in Turks and I say really you're gonna stay longer and she said yeah

What am I going home to and it means so true? She doesn't even have a short man who writes stupid things on Instagram, trying to have a stand-up comedy career telling it to stay home instead of work. She doesn't even have that. It's so sad. I feel so sad for her. I know when she said she wishes she was let also, by the way, Luan also doesn't have anybody waiting for her home. So it's like so city of Melissa. You know, it's like, you know, people that are single, like pretty, you know, pretty much half of this cast. There's Ramona being like, yeah, I can say I've got nothing time me down. Yeah.

Just like that, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say a few more days, why not? I'm glad my friends, I don't have, I don't, I don't have to go back for anything, we're not shooting. Yeah, sad. I'm like, I have to say sad. So sad, I just don't have a boutique cold envy that she has to go back to in case the fives of people come by. So then the wands like, you know, the problem with, I mean, yes, she has nothing. And yesterday, when she was like, I wish I was like you, Luan. I wish

I was like you. He was so sad to me, so sad that she had to look up to me as the role model. I mean look, even I know I'm no great shakes from my ride everyone. Well, I'm not given a really excuses, but I'm just saying sad. And she said, well, I had to sleep on it, and you know, I've grown and I wish the same for a remote-outs. It's taken this trip to make me see that her bad behavior is not acceptable in that. You know, I've put up with it and it's over now. I'm done. Anyway, this is your local role model

that Ramona Singer looks up to, signing off for breakfast. I'd like this, I like the scene where they are talking about, like they're actually speaking very empathetically and sympathetically about Ramona and they're like, you know, like this woman is, you know, she's very sad, very lonely, very miserable, probably the product of a very tough life and this is like the manifestation of it. And for a moment, it almost sounds like they want to try to understand her, but no, they

spend the rest of the episode just making her live hell. Which, you know what, turn about as fair play. Okay. Yeah. So then everybody's getting ready to go. We get the every episode we get the scene of Luana standing in front of the mirror and just preening for yourself. Like, yes, yes, she's a little bit. Well, Luana also does this thing. Like, she doesn't just like preen in the mirror. She's like, pause out her hair. She's like, all right, time to get the bangs in order. Let's do an aggressive, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. All right, ready to go.

Let's go boys. So they all pack into the vans. And Cynthia Ramona and Melissa are in win-so-kenya. It's like, I'm not going in there. So she leaves. And I'm gonna go, what's the matter with her? And Melissa says, I don't think she wants to be with you. And Luanne's like, well, I'm going go what's the matter with her? I'm Melissa says I don't think she wants to be with you. And Luann's like well I'm going with Kenya.

I don't want to be in the back with Ramona. Yeah, no one wants to be the Ramona, but Kyle will cause him to go with Ramona. So then they're driving and Luann is someone's like, is everyone doing their cameos? Oh well I am. Yeah well I'm always doing my cameos. Oh well you know like the people want the,

if the people can't go to the cabaret The cabaret will come to them. Hold on one second. I'm gonna do one right now And done you're welcome person I Want to swing from the alright if you want the rest of that just pay another hundred and twenty five dollars Go go go Joe, so if you know what they say, go, go, go, to be continued. So, Ken is like, how much do you charge? And she tells her $125. And they charge the same.

But LeWand's like, well, I have to do 30 of these today. And Ken is like, 30. She's got a look. And she shows her how much she's earned on Camio. And Ken is like, whoa, money can't buy you class. But LeWand is cleaning earned on Camio. And Kenya's like, Whoa, money can't buy you class, but Lewann is cleaning up on Camio. That's for sure six figures. Wow.

Well, Billy's Trish can't get enough of me. He books about 10 Camio's a day. Kind of crazy. It's Billy's Trish feeling. Half of these are from the FBI. I'm not really sure why yet. Hey, here's one from Billy's Trish. Here's Billy's Trish's latest request. Dear Lewann, you still haven't paid me and the only way I can get through to you is through

fucking Cam, you're, he is hilarious. You need to up your price then, you know. And it's like, well, the minute I get my price, I get less. So, I do volume, maybe, I'm into volume. Like that's the end of theater. The only way you can project is by using your volume, volume. Like that's the end of theater. The only way you can project is by using your volume. Volume! Commissions. Here comes one right now.

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So on the other car, Melissa is like, oh my god, I took medicine and I'm drowsy. And her mother is like, what, we're all over tired. Kai, the set, We're all over tired. And Cynthia's like, well, Kyle, I'm glad that you ended up in this car because I just wanted to share with you that when I left my energy was off and I was like, what's wrong with me? I'm acting like a crazy person and how am I always in a func with Kyle? As we see a clip of that, well, you were in a func with Kyle because you were trying to

say something and Kyle kept interjecting, talking about how you're wrong and you should have just not put on fucking eyelashes, okay? You were annoyed with Kyle because Kyle was fucking annoying. Okay, yeah. After mystery solved.

The reason why you're in a func with Kyle is because you snapped at her because she's being annoying and then ever since then, she has been doing a shadow campaign to make you out to be the crazy unfun one. So Cynthia's like, well I woke up this morning and I prayed and I think I'm so mortified to say this but I'm a little jealous that you and Kenya have hit it off and I know I came here with her being my friend and you guys just hit it off and it's great it's great it's

great but it's hard to make me a little jealous and I hate to admit it but I love you and I I receive you and I would like to hit the reset button. I want to leave the island on a good note with you. And Kyle, for Kyle to be to hear that someone is jealous of her, I mean, you would have thought that she just hit the lottery. She just had so much joy. The only thing that would have made it better was if Cynthia said, I'm just a little jealous of you.

And also, I kind of would like your autograph because I hear you're gonna be in Halloween Gills. Hahaha. Oh, yeah, Kyle really loved hearing that. And she doesn't say, I'm sorry, back or anything. She's just like, that takes a lot to admit. So I appreciate that. And she, then she tells us, she's like, well, I'm more than happy to move on with her.

Will we be great friends? Probably not. I mean, she's like, well, I'm more than happy to move on with her. Will we be great friends? Probably not. I mean, she's just not that fun. I was like, listen, to go back what I said before, we have said for about 10 years that Cynthia's very boring, but that's for us to say, and you have made her not fun for your vacation. Yeah, so Melissa's like, well,

can you say to me today that she feels like you jealous? So you know what? I just never said that to you, but that is what she said. It's like, God, can you say to me today that she feels like you jala so you know what? I just never said that to you, but that is what she said. It's like, God, you guys are so mean. Oh my God, they're so mean. They are so. I honestly, but I have to say I actually think this Cynthia storyline. I think at first of all, it's kind of heartbreaking.

I also feel like I really understand it. Like, God, that sucks. You're in this group of people and like you, you, she can't connect, but that's because people are kind of doing so many subtle things that really ice her out. And like, I've definitely been in that situation where I'm kind of like, wow, everyone seems like they are totally connecting, but I'm not connecting with them.

And like, and then you feel like, you feel like an outsider, and then you feel shitty, and then you feel like dumb that you're even letting it be something that affects you. So I've totally been in that Cynthia spiral. And I think that's why I'm just incredibly empathetic towards this storyline because I've been in that. It sucks.

And I just wanted to be like Cynthia, you can hang out with us. It's cool. Well, I think Cynthia does a lot of this to herself because she's like a standing too hard for Kenya when Kenya doesn't really need to be there. So she's in these arguments that she doesn't need to be in when Kenya is not even an argument, you know, just to prove her loyalty to Kenya. Like the thing on the boat versus Melissa when Kenya suddenly was like, well, yeah, Melissa, you're always talking over anybody and then Cynthia's like, yeah, you are. Like she got into that. She didn't need to be in that. And the whole game night thing, you know, Kyle, I thought was being too dramatic about it, but Cynthia really just held onto that. Like she is being grouchy.

And I can see why no one wants to like bond with her because she's kind of being a dick. But then at the same time, I see this side of Kyle and Melissa, it's like, God, the girl is trying. And now instead of just saying, okay, we'll let you try. You're like, okay, now go fight with Kenya. Because she said that you're jealous of her, you know? Well, I mean, everything you say is right and I think that actually Cynthia knows that and that's why she can't get out of her head. I mean, when I've had those experiences,

I thought to myself, I'm like, I'm like, well, like what have I contributed to this situation? And then you realize you're like, I'm so like, I'm not connecting, but then it's like, but this is my fault too. And then you're like, why do I do this? Why am I being grouchy right now? Like, why can't I not be grouchy? Why I'm just look back and I was like, sort of anti-social in this moment. And why can't I just step outside of myself? And so I think that's something actually feels all these things. So that's why I'm like

empathetic because ultimately she is, she is doing this stuff because she is feeling a hurt by Kenya, right? Like she was, she was, could not go of Kyle, Kyle being an asshole at the game night because ultimately Kenya was an hour late and it's kind of like ruining the momentum of what was supposed to be her fun night. And that was like really hurt her and bothered her, right?

So I just, you know, I just you know I just want also just jumping on Kyle's side and saying oh yeah choosing who's pretty as that's really that's really not cool. I mean that's really not cool what she's doing to us you know like immediately jumping on Kyle's side and stuff. So I get that but yeah anyway no matter no matter where we fall on it Cynthia is trying to make it better and these girls are just not gonna let her, you know? Yeah, like I told Kenya said this. And she's like, well, I've just never had to fight for Kenya's attention before because in our group, she doesn't have many friends, which is also another Cynthia fault.

It's like, find somebody that everyone hates so you can be, it's like, so you can be that one that they're never gonna leave, you know? And that's such a weird codependent thing. Yeah. And I'll never really watch that for you either, you know. And you can be the one that like can make peace between that person and the rest of the group and it like gives you some value in the draw my drawing angle. So Cynthia saying that she like hasn't had spent much time with Melissa and you know, but she wants to like have that time.

And she's happy for this last day to to spend that time and hot and Melissa goes even harder. She goes, well you know and maybe I stayed away a little because you know once Kenya said that to me you know that you're just jealous that I didn't want to get in that you know after Kenya said it. She's like, oh well that's okay. She's like, well I but I feel bad. I feel bad that I like Kenya like make me feel like that. And she's like, well, I but I feel bad. I feel bad that I like Kenya like make me feel like that. And she's like, well, I don't know why she said that. Well, no, I mean, look, we haven't spent time together She goes, well, then that's spent time together. She goes, yeah, let's do it. And then call it okay

I call it goes um to us because I don't think Melissa and Cynthia are gonna be best friends in like two days I think that friend ship has sailed I'm like excuse me. You're the one who just was like, Kenya's my new soul sister from, or soulmate, I should say, sit like on day one. So people can have those connections, Kyle. Oh, Kyle does not ever forget. Okay, she never forgets and she never forgives.

So then beach, Louis Anne's like kissing the double kissing the butler and they're gonna do a photoshoot on the beach. Why is she double kissing Michael on the cheek? She saw him 20 minutes ago. Oh Michael, oh, it's so good to see you again. I can't believe you're here on this beach. Last time we saw you. Oh God, when was that? 10 years ago, so good to see you. So they have all got coconuts with their names on them and Melissa's like, we should like Mike. It's our peach Because I don't hold anything on Jersey so Melissa just want something of her holding something, you know Yeah, and so you should have brought a leftover meatball because I don't think anybody ate a meatball

I don't think so and then so Michael's taking pics because I guess he's the butler and the photographer She's like, oh my God, you are a pro. Good, okay, hands on the, yeah, you are. Ooh, you're looking good. Oh, Miss Luan, what have you got? That's real sexy, yeah. And the butler's so ridiculous. He's like, all right, pop your butt out.

That's where I'll give me some beeps. Yeah, give me some butt. Yeah, alter back. I'm like, is this butt sex? Would you be quiet? And then Cynthia's sitting there posing. Of course she knows exactly what to do. And she's like, is this butt sex? Would you be quiet? And then Cynthia sitting there posing, of course she knows exactly what to do. And she's like,

could you maybe close your legs a little bit? It's like, it's Cynthia Bailey. She knows what she's doing, sir. You're at the bottom. You're at the bottom. Taking low angle shots. Yeah. So basically, yeah, they take pictures.

And then there's like this water bubble hamster wheel thing. But you know, before the water bubble bubble we have to talk about Ramona. So everyone's doing a good job, but then Ramona, they put her up on the Shaz and she's trying to do these poses like some sort of bootwap photos and bless her heart. This woman is a woman who does not know how to tap her to the camera. She's just so awkward on this Shaz. They just set her up there like we know that if we put Ramona on a Shaz and tell her to pose, she's just going to make a fool of herself and that's exactly what she did.

I just love Ramona. She just always like puts her arms up and then grabs her hair with her hands like she squashes her hair and like does a big open mouth smile and squints her eyes really hard. She's like a protract tractor trying to get comfortable. If that's even something that could happen. A pro tractor trying to get comfortable. So Luan is, so Luan's trying to roll around this hamster bubble thing and she's like,

well, come on, what am I supposed to do? I mean, it's so windy, can I get a blow out in here? And Melissa's like, that should be on the same moment. And it's just funny watching her try to roll around because it's Lewand so she falls all over the place. She really does. Oh, look at me. Frollicking inside a ball. I can't. I'll swim up just to knock her off. Do you have a volleyball fly some per face? Dolphin Do you are I can you only be in there for like a limited amount of time do you run out of air in there? I don't is there because there's no oxygen that can get in there right otherwise the water gets in am I crazy? God, Ben can we just have a fun fucking time? I imagine us doing this on a beach

You'd be like wait a minute. I'm not gonna die in there just get on the fucking ball man I mean I'll do it, but I'm just saying like I don't want to die I don't want to let away to go Luan Deliceps brought so much to our airwaves and our television screens Until she was suffocated in an air ball on a girl's trip Want to talk my time while tired to Kyle Richards who was supposed to be looking out for her, but instead was taking selfies. I am Billy Stritch. I love the wind, but I am going to pass around the hat to take donations for all the money she didn't pay me.

All right, that would be great. So now afterwards, Ramona decides to go paddle boarding. She's very, very intent on going paddle boarding. So she goes off to go paddle boarding. She's very, very intent on going paddle boarding. So she goes off to do paddle boarding. She's on the board, she's paddling away. And Cynthia's telling Luanne that she's like resetting everything and she's just been trying to figure out what's wrong with her, like why is she so upset?

And she realizes the only thing she can really think of is that she's in a weird space with Kenya and you know, that Kenya's done a lot of things that have actually hurt her on this trip. And so of course, unsurprisingly, we see a nice list of things of Kenya being passive aggressive or sort of being unappreciative or just kind of like, just not being a great friend to Cynthia on this trip.

All right, so then we see Ramona out on a paddle board and she's like, well, you know what, Michael, this wind is very strong. I wanna come back. And he's like, hold, please, just hold, please. She goes, wait, you know what, Michael, this wind is very strong. I wanna come back. He's like, hold please, just hold please. She goes, wait, what, what's this like, two feet of water in here? Michael, there's only two feet of water in here.

He's like, can't do anything about the depth of the ocean. Sorry. She's acting like she's in the middle of white squalor or something, like, whoa, I gotta come back. I've gone right into the jaws of the monster because the monster was attracting me. What can I say? I've got a sex appeal, okay?

Well, kidding me. Ridiculous. Hey, Michael, when you're done with Cynthia, I took my best off so I could get a better picture on the paddle board, okay? So, so she's on the paddle board. And now this is, I mean, this show is kind of interesting because I can't believe I'm now starting to feel

some sort of sympathy for Ramona. But Luan and Kenya, Luan was like, oh, I just feel terrible for, she's just so deeply unhappy. Then Luan and Kenya come up from behind Ramona with their little kayaking and they knock her off the paddle board. Oh, like this is like, this, I mean, if anyone deserves to be knocked off, it's Ramona,

but like just the smile smile on the Wands face Like on the heels of her expressing this sympathy for this woman who is alone and bereft. It was just so cruel But I was cracking up. This is like that with me and treats like yeah, that was me So now we're gonna go do some top of style meals. So they go to have lunch and the man's like, Ramona, come on. One of them falls over. I guess Ramona falls over. So, Lou and Ramona go have their little private talk and she has Ramona. Let me start please. Now, Let me start please now, you know every day I say to myself

God grant me the grant me the Grace to accept the things I can change the foresight to accept the things I cannot change And God damn it a martini Now I know I can't change you God knows I've, even just a little bit of makeup for crying out loud. And the apologies are just, they're just the same as they've been for all these years. Now I love a good old standard, but when it comes to apologies, we need to change it up, okay? And then we get a montage of Ramona apologizing over like many years. And then when we come back, Lewand says, what you did yesterday was just continued bad behavior.

And I feel like I'm your few as a friend and I don't remember ever doing anything bad towards you that would have you behave the way you did towards me. Although I did just knock off the paddleboard which is pretty hilarious. Then back at the table, Clowns, like, what is that over there? I'm just saying, it's called bread and buttercowell, alright?

I know you don't know about this, but it's the fruit of the earth. And she's like, we don't have that. In Beverly Hills, we're on from Amlistan. In this town, we have air with butter, and the butter is also air. So, Lewein, we go back to Lewein. I mean, through all the women I've realized, this bad behavior is not accessible to a man I've given you a pass for so many years, a literal VIP pass, the backstage which you abused when I was trying to put on my makeup before my big show, and I'm not gonna do it anymore.

I can't continue a friendship being treated the way you treat me. That has reserved solely for my lovers. Well, you know what? I know, and I what? I know. I'm disappointed in myself. And some things, a sh- and a set, and it was wrong. Do not say I'm sorry.

No, no, I'm not, okay? I know that I disappointed you. And it upsets me. And maybe I need to work on myself. Like, why do I upset people when I'm proud all the time? You know what I mean? And she's like, well, I have so much sympathy because I do know you're going through something.

I mean, you drink more than usual. That's not like you. And I hope you're hearing me and we can move on. And I hope to see a real change in you, Ramona. She's like, you know what? I hear you. And you've worked on yourself tremendously. I mean, look at you, OK?

You know what? I need to work on myself and to sit. know what? I need to work on myself. I need to be right less. That's what I need to do. You know what? It's very hard to change. I mean, look at you. You've been in a slot all these years. You've never changed that part of your personality. But you know what? You're here's a little bit longer. So maybe I can change a little bit too. Okay, I'll just be less accurate about my assessment of things and more wrong and dumb like you.

Okay? Well, I'm not angry, I feel sympathy. And that's when your friend means you the most. Okay. Well, you know what, I'm not going to drink today until tonight. Of course, I'm talking about Paris time which was started last year or the night time event so I guess I should drink now. Okay. Whoa. So she comes back to the table. They're like, what were you guys talking about?

She's like, whoa, talk was good because I really disappointed my slut friend because everything I did last night was to be trail. You know what I'm saying? And obviously there's something I need to work on. Okay, is it trying to teach the man exercises that would maybe make a vagina smaller after being such a slut? Possibly, I don't know. I'm gonna really sit over here and work on myself. Yeah, I mean, maybe I just need to do more kiggles, you know,

but of course I'm not Jewish. So I'm not even allowed to have any. Like Ramona, those are biggles, not kiggles. Either way, it's an experienceiggles, you know, but of course I'm not Jewish. I'm not even allowed to have any like the Ramona Those are bigles not kiggles either way. It's an experience. I don't know because I'm not allowed to be Jewish. Hi So Kyle tells us everyone is an 8-leagher. They just make mistakes and Ramona makes more than most and Teresa's like, you know what? I'm on an e some yoga and some more sex this I'm on an e some y'all guys some more sex days So Kyle's like, you know, I'm just so happy that Mauricio my husband of 25 years to cover of the knot

You may have seen it anyway. I'm so happy that he's coming in. Oh Okay, you should have told me I would have brought Louie She's like well, I didn't really know about it except that yes, you did. And the way I'm like, well, you're gonna get laid tonight. Are you gonna do it in your ball game? Like you did that fundraiser. And she's like, yes, oh my God, let me show you guys how I did it. Because I'm fun and wacky. So Kyle does a whole thing and she like, you know, I forget who she sits on when she starts doing it.

But she's like, she's demonstrating. They're like, oh, that's hilarious. So now it's my time and they're getting ready to go to this John party. And Ramona is gluing these jewels onto her forehead. And she's bought some for everybody, right? And Kyle is wearing some weird feather collar. I'm not sure what's happening with Kyle.

So Ramona goes over to Trees Room and she knocks and she's like, well, you know what? You think you're gonna be ready in 15? Cause we need to be ready in 15. Because Jon's gonna expect us and he's gonna expect us in 20 in a 15. Probably gonna get there and win 15 to get ready. So you're gonna be ready, guy.

And Trees is like, what? Like, you know, because of course Ramona now, for the first time, all vacation is super, super prompt because she doesn't want to let down John. So by remote, I mean, Teresa is literally like fresh out of the shower, definitely not 50 minutes ready, right? So she's like, she's going around to everyone. Like, you be ready in 10 minutes, ready?

Okay, come on, everyone, everyone's in such a good mood. Look at me, like, don't you smile when you see these crystals on my face. Look, it's a smile crystal, okay? So she gives them to Theresa and Theresa's like, oh man, oh man. Like she's trying to make everybody wear these crystals. And Melissa's like, I'm not putting this on,

but I will put this here. I'll put them, you know, like close to my boob is something for you, okay? You know what, put it in your eye, okay? Cause don't you want to smile at me. Don't you want people to smile at me? At you? Like you're smiling at me right now and she's like,

I'm not fashionable, not in this decade. I'm good. And we see a flashback of her wearing one nine years ago. But if memory serves me correctly, she was actually at an Indian wedding for that. So then, then Romano brings them to Kenya. They actually have us to meet a surprisingly civil conversation considering all the tension between them.

And she's like, you know what? Kenya, I'm gonna give you this to you. If you wanna put it on, you can put it on the side. If you wanna wear it on the side, okay? Oh, by the way, do you think you'll be ready at 7.30? She's like, uh, yeah, 7.45 or no later than that. Okay, good. Okay, good.

We can go see John, okay? She's like, okay, bye now. She's like, okay, good. We can go see John, okay? I'm sick. Okay. Bye now. He's like, okay, get out of here. Wow. What a great time talking to you. And Ken is like Ramona is faker than the crystals on her forehead. And the only reason she needs to know when I'm gonna be ready is so she knows when she's gonna meet her boyfriend, John. All right, girls. Being okay being root come on girls So then everyone starts to gather in the in the lobby and And Cynthia's just like Cynthia's in the lobby But no one's really paying attention to her and she's like oh my god, I'm too old for this. Why am I jealous of all these people?

She's like, I want to be. I'm like, he's crying, Ken, you're like, you look good. Oh my god, no, you look good. No, you look amazing. No, you look amazing. And Cynthia's just like stewing over there. She's like, oh my god, watching them like, oh, I love your dress.

And you know, I want to have avocado toast together. You know, I'm jealous. Like, I want to have avocado toast. Yeah. Yeah. So, well, I have to do Cynthia's walk up to them and say, who wants avocado toast? Or she calls it avocado. So, now they get into their vans and, you know, they're driving on over and everyone is like, you know, what? This can be outdoors, okay? Because John was very firm and not because he's got a rock, hard body, okay? But he's very firm and he wants to have this outside.

And she tells us, you know what? I think it's good now, okay? Cynthia and I can leave his friends, Lou forgave me, and the producer says, well, what about Ken? And she says, you know what? I don't think he care anymore, guy. So they get to John's, they go up like the sort of shabby walkway, they're like, oh my God. But then they finally get

there and John, they they go in and John's like, oh my God, you guys snuck in and that the kairan says John Ramona's crush. Yeah. So they basically, hi John, hugs, hugs. And Ramona's like, whoop, you want some sparkles? And Kenny is like, no, Ramona, nobody wants face sparkles, okay? And Cynthia's wearing them. You know, who just, I just wearing it like happily.

I'm thinking I'm finally. I'm thinking I'm finally. So mean. So mean to Cynthia on this show. So then Ramona just handing them out to whoever. There was like a random lady there saying, whoa, have some sparkles random person. Whoa, whoa, this is very cool. So then John's giving a tour because he built the house,

and it's just him and the dogs, and Lou tells us, oh, well, you know, John is just how I'm a staple of the capiree world. John is the staple of Turks and Geicos. He's got his restaurant, his beautiful home, he's got a great body, walk hard body. Yeah, whatever Ramona, and there's plenty of women that would want to be with John including Ramona. And I'm not sure about that because there's no look of love in that guy's eyes. There just isn't.

So I'm gonna marry him. So Ramona's like, well, John, thank you so much for co-hosting this party for me that I totally planned for myself that happens to be on the house that you live in that I allowed us to do it because it's my pointy guy. And he's like, well, I'm gonna blow on a conch shell. You all heard of a conch shell before, right? And the producers like, uh, Ramona say it, it's just a conch shell. There's like no Ramona.

Conch. No. No what? Conch. I'm saying N. Conch. There's N in there, okay? John has an amazing con, con collection. It's named as con chef.

Go! Here's an amazing con collection. Guy? Um, so then um... He blows it off. John has an amazing con collection, ladies. And Ramona's like, well, here's an amazing con collection, ladies. Guy?

It's a name after the Kong Brest Rock. So then John picks up one of the Kong shells and starts blows, and I'm like, oh my God, that's like a show far. And then Kyle goes, that's like a show far. And I was like, oh, I ate when Kyle and I are in sync like that. Oh, hello, girls. Hello, it's me, Mauricio. You might recognize me from Brudara Online or Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or some show about the agency that will probably come out in like 10 minutes. I'm peacock streaming.

Hey, did anyone see my agency concho? Anyone? So most I was like, well, I think it's really cute that Mauricio popped in. It makes me really miss my miss Joe right now I wish he could pop in for dinner, you know, he get mad, throw a bowl of cheese around, you know, I kind of missed those days. Actually, cheese the cheese thrower. Well, actually, he didn't throw the cheese. He just pounded the table so hard that the cheese bounced out of the bowl for a little bit. And then see actually through the cheese.

She threw it, which we still will never forgive her for. Yeah, cheese waste. So then, I mean, especially now with like prices and stuff going up in stores, cheese is like nine million dollars. This climate, this climate. Well, can I get some cheese? And they're like, um, you can leave your car out back and we will trade you for some cheese. God supply chains. So, um, so now they all go down to the beach for dinner and Melissa and Kenya are choming it up. They were choming it up earlier today by that day, by the way, because Kenya was like, Melissa, Melissa, Melissa, you're the best ever and Cynthia was so angry.

So now it's happening again. They're being like, can we be best friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? Wait, can you call me Cynthia? Can I be the new Cynthia? Yay. You know what, my name thing is gonna be just chill. Just chill.

So, Cynthia's like, oh my God, I found two quarters. Oh my God, I'm like 50 cent. Just call me 50 cent now. Mm-hmm. So then they're laughing about how Melissa's gonna find Kenya a nice Jersey boy and Ramona's like, whoa, you know what? Like this is crazy. The caterer did this whole table.

I mean, I don't even know where he put everybody. Whoa, there's my name. It's like the center of the table. Of course, next to John. Yes, and then Luanne saying like, oh, of course Ramona's acting like Miss Host is sitting next to John and answering questions for him. And it cuts to a waiter saying,

what would you like sparkling or flat? And whoa, I'd like, what, I'd like flat. I think he wants sparkling. That's my husband right there, okay? So they talk about how beautiful it is and stuff and he was like, oh, Marito, your wife is in a bubble today. And can you say, your wife is hilarious.

It says, oh yeah, we're having so much fun and everybody's always up for a good time. And Cynthia's just bored looking over her phone. And Melissa's like, yeah, and I love that you joined the party with Jules Maurizio. And the man goes, yeah, because no one else did. Well, I mean, Cynthia. Cynthia did. What? Cynthia.

So he's like, what's that? Someone wants to talk to me? Anyone? He's like, no, no, no, go back to Angry Birds. So then, Ramona's like, I would like to make a toast, okay? And since I'm flirting, I'm gonna have my soft tone. And I'm gonna say, I just wanna thank John for allowing us to do this.

Thank you, John. Thank you for co-hosting this with me. The place is prettier and more beautiful than you even described. It's magical, it's special. And you know what I like most of all? Your rock-hot body, okay? And Teresa's like, do you own this?

And she goes, yeah, three acres. What? And poor John, it's like Ramona is just taking over this wife role. And Melissa's like, okay, so I'm going to get this straight. You don't got children, you're not married. And you're living on an island. You're the epitome of what guys want. They'll start laughing. And Kenya's like, so.

By the way, did you hear Mauricio laugh? Because they're all laughing and Mauricio goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Like, oh, wow, you left a little bit too hard at that Mauricio. So Kenya says, what do you look for in a woman, John? And he's like, ah, ah, ah, and then it cuts to the guy, Thorn, his name, who I guess they're insinuating that that's probably his boyfriend, right?

It's just because it's like it cuts to a guy named Thorn, who's just like, this hot guy that says nothing the episode, but they just are like, here's a shot of Thorn. They like cuts him like three times, Like, there's that guy again. You're so, I'm about to even pick up on that. I think they're insinuating that, that John is gay. And this is his boyfriend. And that's why it's like a single bachelor or whatever.

And so John goes, I mean, intelligence. And Kenny goes, oh, so Luanne is very intelligent. And obviously she's very funny. So do you have a physical time? Cut to Thorn. And do you have a physical time cut to Thorin and Sequoia I like a deep voice and I like a good body and you know I love someone who loves a theater. That's me. It's me everyone When I was like don't put him on the spot. He's the host guy

Blondes are brunettes. Let's just put it that way. Blondes or brunettes Blondes are brunettes. Let's just put it that way. Blondes or brunettes. Well, I do like Liza, but I also really enjoyed Sheldon long back in the day, so it's a little bit of a push for me. And Teresa says, I feel bad, says, because I know Ramona is like, damn, and here's the thing, you can't keep poking the band. And Ramona went for Kenya a few times and called her a bitch and said fuck you to her and now Kenya's like, well fuck you then. Yeah, because Kenya's like, I'm just gonna be an enormous cockblock and she is, I mean, this was a masterclass in cockblocking. I mean, this was, it was so amazingly brutal the rest of this episode. So John is like, well, so I spent time with you guys, and I was expecting a little

bit more drama, and you all seemed to like each other, and it was refreshing and nice. You know, and the girls just crack up. Because John is so naive and so misinformed. And Kenya says, you should have seen what happened on the yacht the other day. Roman is like, whoa, don't, you know what? We don't have to talk about that. We're having a nice moment. Why do we have to repeat stories, okay?

Why do we have to repeat stories? Hey, did I tell you this story about the time that the wind slept with my boyfriend? Yeah, and Mary, too. Whoa, what do I do? I can't even say stories. Well, there's basically Ramona was trying to blackmail the wind.

That's what they were talking about on the yacht. Just, what? I never blackmailed anyone. What are you trying to make up life, Kenya? Why? That is such an over exaggeration of that, but I loved it. I love that like Ramona while trying to flirt with this guy has to go in the defense about having a blackmailing scheme. Like, Kenya is now like in her evil element

and she's going hard. So, Melissa's like, well, I mean, she's like, this is like when it's you're at dinner with your children and you're like grinding your teeth like you better behave, that's like what Ramona's doing right now. And then Ramona's like, mommy, stop dressing like a tramp, okay, you're embarrassing me at school. Okay, that's enough.

That's enough acting like one of my children. I'm a cool mom. So Kenya's like, I got cursed at. She told me to fuck off. Oh my God, it's housewives. I mean, can you making it that someone said fuck off to her is the crazy, like that's the craziest thing that's ever happened on housewives?

It's urking me. I mean, Ramona is just going, oh fuck off. I'm like, I can't believe you're making me stand up for Ramona right now. I know. It's crazy. And can you tell me the story? Les, if it's like this funny anecdote, she's smiling in lab. She's, I got cursed off and she told me to fuck off. And then there was crying and running around. It was like, it was okay. And she was like, she was looking like she was crying, but there were no tears coming out of her eyes. And Lwain goes, interesting story.

And John says, wow, wow, I'm going to go, you know what? I'd love you too. Kenya, cheers to Kenya. And Kenya goes, I don't think you love me. And she goes, that was being beat ceaseless. Okay. You know what? That's when your feet are choking.

Okay. In the sea, feet ceaseless. So, um, you really feet are choking. Okay. In the sea. Featzeecious. So, you really think this is the right time and the place and she's like, no, well, we were just talking about things that happened. And she's like, we're at a beautiful man's dinner and I'm hosting it. Okay. So why are you doing this? Because you're having a great time, right, John?

Right, John? He's like, oh my god. So, Aaron, get me out of here. He's like, well, I mean, I want everybody to be happy, right, John? Right, John? He's like, oh my God, so aren't getting me out of here. He's like, well, I mean, I want everybody to be happy, right? And Vermont is like, you know what? I'm having like a good day. You know, I'm having a happy day or something. And Ken, he's like, well, but it's happy, me and John, what is this thing you call happy? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah! I'm kidding. Kenya is just like every villain right now. She is.

She is. She is. She is. She is. I mean, like she just found the perfect time to try. You have to credit, Ramon. I mean, Kenya, because, you know, we all knew, she can just destroy you, right? And so Ramon is like, you know what?

I'm actually embarrassed because John and the other guests don't need to hear this. This is not proper dinner conversation. This is really low, even for Kenya. And the Wann is just a little boystander. Not saying, hey, Kenya stopped. This is a good conversation. Miss Mann is, Miss etiquette. And Luann and Kenya are cracking up, like leaning into each other, just like laughing, like cackling together. And Kenya is like, okay, so when dinner's over, we should just crowd around John. Oh, he's not my type. But, but let's do it anyway.

I mean, really, how many are, you know, girls gotta eat. Let's do it. A little flirt with John, give him a little rest. That's what I'm looking for. Hit it, boys, a little rest, a little John, a little flirt. Yeah. Song it. Give me a razzle, azzle.

Oh, actually, Mimi played that role on Broadway. No, no, she didn't. No wrong roles. Cynthia. So, Louie, Teresa, of course, is like, this suggestion reminds me of that movie, Colleen, on the way, because he's trying to escape with the love of his life And then this guy calls him and says hey, remember means and then he shoots him right there Yeah, you know what this movie this movie reminds me of of Colleo's way, you know when Colleo's cousin is like hey

I want to come on to your movie and Colleo's like but this is my movie But the cousin comes on anyway, and the cousin brings Lesbian sister, and then like they go down to Dominican Republic, and Collido's like, yeah, you're on my movie. It's like Teresa, you're just talking season three of your show. Mm, so the man's like,

well, John, mm, smores, mm, she's like writing his ear now. She's like, you're gonna bring her chin on his shoulder. I mean, she, it goes, I mean, Luanne, like, I've never seen the way I'm flirty this hard. She just goes in for it. I was like, wow, Graham crackers. And then there's marshmallows. Don't forget the chocolate John. John, if you ever love a, have a diatetic smores, it's like a regular smore, but just very,

very small. Hey, I'm even on the show. I'm Daniel. Stingel, my recipe, that is terrorism. We never had a conversation either way about what size the marshmallow was. And Teresa says, Ramoning getting out of this dinner with the love of her life. That's the way it's going.

And then we have, poor John is so nervous and so uncomfortable that he just starts yammering away about Toronto. So, we're like, so, are you from Toronto? Oh, that's awesome. It's like, yeah, yeah, no, I am. I grew up in Toronto, my family's from Toronto, my mom's from Toronto.

I love Toronto. I love Tomatoes, because they almost look like the word Toronto, but they're tomatoes and tornadoes. I can't be mad at them. Those are almost like Toronto. Oh, I love Toronto. He is bright red. Thorne is probably crying on the other end of the table. I've never been to Toronto. I have to come visit. I have the...there's a very tall, hard tower there. Well, there's two Canadians. Sure look great together. And the mariner said, what?

I need to go to the lady's room. But I don't know where it is. You know what? The wind! The wind! Take me to the lady's room. Oh, sorry, Ramona. We're talking about Canadian s'mores. Mmm, yeah.

And when Ramona gets up to use the ladies room, she like pushes her breast right into his face. I don't know if you saw that little moon she did, she's like, whoa, I guess I gotta get up, and by getting up, I have to thrust myself forward, and that means my supple bosom goes into your face, right, close to your rock-hot bodies, so be it, okay? But like, don't, don't what the ladies room is. Try the path, Ramona! Goes into your face right close to your rock hot bodies so be it okay

But I don't know what the thing these room is trying to pop Romana Yeah, cuz she's also trying to get dragged Luana away from him back when show me what the bathroom is sorry We're talking about what's this place? Gulabosh Toronto. Yes. We're talking about Tonto. Sorry Ramona Yes, we're talking about Tonto. Sorry, Ramona. Sinab Ramona is just twitching over there. She's like, you know what? Someone needs to squat, guy.

And so an employee takes her and Kyle's saying, you know, I understand that Keny is upset with Ramona, but I'd rather see her just push her off the paddle board again, because this just feels wrong. And I think that everyone feels it. Yeah, it gives Kyle an opportunity to say her patented catchphrase. I feel bad.

So now, you guys are mean. So now Kyle goes to Cynthia and, you know, she's like, this feels mean and Cynthia's like, oh, oh, you finally realized how she's here. Okay, great. Well, it's hard to be mean when someone's actually being nice, right? Just, yeah, you know, what she actually him, has no shot, but she likes him. And you know, she's having a good time. She's been looking forward to this the whole trip. And it just to turn bad. I don't like the, let's just be mean to somebody now thing. So now it's called Ramona and Cynthia all talking

and Kyle's like, um, can we tell you what we're saying? We feel bad. We feel bad. It's mean. I'm gonna go see, don't what? There's time and a place to be mad at me. Okay. Like from the very beginning, can you spend saying attacking the sick things to me and pushing my buttons?

And you know what? I see laughing and snorting and I see you roll resentful over there. You know what? I'm like, I don't need to feel bad about myself, you know? And she said, I said, you know, ABCD into the wind. It's so alive, it's so alive! And I remember I was like, Kenya has had to stick up a butt from the moment she met me. But even for Kenya, this is out of the box rude, okay? If not in the box, it's out of the box.

And I realize that not everybody can like everyone. And I'm realizing I don't like Kenya and have no interest in her as a friend okay Yeah, she cannot like me, but don't them me me and it sold me in front of my peers And it's not classy and it's not elegant So Kyle's like oh my god. I like them both. Oh my god watching Ramona be her by Kenya is like it makes me feel sad and bulls, oh my god, watching Ramona be hurt by Kenya is like, it makes me feel sad. So now Kenya is flirting with John. She's like, John, I want to get you to dance. Yeah.

So she's trying to make him dance. Yeah. And the way I, by the way, one thing that Luan said that I thought was funny was when she was flirting with John and the girls were like, away talking about the situation. Luan goes, oh, the smores must have arrived. They just love smores, which was like a subtle way. I'm like, look at how much they eat. Look at them big fat ears.

So then John sent them all home. They all go home and we're gonna go, okay, because be safe on your way home. She's cute too. Well, we don't have to work, cause you're already home The night is for team I really want him over with that line. I'm sure so then the way I go So you should get my contact information. He goes, oh, okay. Well, how do I do that? Do you have a phone?

So they exchange numbers and everyone is like, you know what? The man likes to flirt because she's a slut and I could care less He's all yours the way and If you want him, okay? Just put that slut vagina on his penis and you'll be happy as he could be. So she's like, nine, one, seven, five, two, three, six, one, two, blow job, that's it.

He's like, so that's it. And he's like, that's it. She's like, yeah, that's how it still works Unless you've got some kind of an update on your phone So I mean, it's it's kind of amazing seeing Lewin action. I mean she she is she She she has no interest in this guy, but then she's told to turn it on and she just turns it on I didn't call me in while I was like guys She's told to turn it on and she just turns it on I didn't call me while I was like guys I'm maybe naughty and leave with my husband because the agency

Okay, I'm gonna have a night a quote unquote night cap. Okay. Well, you can have a cocktail. I'm gonna bone. We're gonna bone Which I love that this is all suddenly okay with Ramona and Luan because you know This shit would not fly over a house west of New York. You invited a man on a girl's trip. Wow. You're right. That's Ramona's biggest infraction. Yeah. So, you know, that was girl's trip everybody will probably be back Monday with another episode

of this I would I would gather right? Monday or I was guess for sure. I would wreck him. It's I don't know if there's too many episodes left. I think there's maybe one episode. Two. There's eight I think total. It says eight but I'm more.

On peacock, it listed the watcher happens live episode as episode eight. It's sort of weird. It goes one through six and then it says episode eight as the watcher happens live. So I don't know if that will remain as the eighth or if we just have one left, but we're going to find out either one way or another. Well, I guess Tom's going to tell us, isn't it? One of last big mysteries. How is the number count going to work for these episodes? Hmm.

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