Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Dealing a Death Blow

Episode Date: July 9, 2022

Dorinda and Jill try to work through their deep-seated issues on the latest Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, but things take a turn when Brandy makes a low blow...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, hello, Benini. How are you doing today? Good. What's going on? Not much. Just excited to dive into the weekend, but not before recapping the latest episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. This is episode five from season two. Kind of ended on, it went crazy at the end. It was sort of a, I kind of like it was kind of a humdrum episode, which is things were just sort of happening, the conversations. And I was like, what's going on here?

And then all of a sudden boom, I mean, I could not believe how it ended. That's the show, you know, you're like, what is this? And then you're laughing on the floor, and then you're horrified. And then you're laughing again. It's great. Yeah, it was crazy. So let's dive into it. We start up the ultimate thirst.

It's episode five of season two. And yeah, we start with a golf cart sound. I don't know why I put that. But there you go. So golf cart sound. So we started off. Yeah. There's a hot air balloon being set up on Duranda's lawn

because she has that much lawn that you can set up a hot airplane on it and they're setting that up and then Duranda's waking up and she's all happy. She's like, good old fashioned Alaka said, never lets me down. You've been good to me for many, many years. God employee of the decade Alka Selser in that house. And so Jill is in the diary room and she's like, oh my god, is there any way we can close the door? Because I'm pretty sure they could all hear me in here. I don't want them to hear me. I'm traumatized.

From what happened last night, please, can we close the door? This attic, please. Yeah. And then Durinda still just downstairs, sort of puddering around with a big smile on her face. Hi, Marco. You're running out of the slowness morning. Okay, let's go with the itinerary. And then upstairs, Jill is like, okay, someone stand at the door.

Someone stand at the door. You don't know what happened. Okay, they just burst in last night. Someone's got to do that. You know what this, there's a little, no, there's underlying tension and a little bit of history. And it's not even a big deal, but last night I didn't even bring it up, she brought it up, she brought it up herself. And then we see a clip of last night of all of them shoved in, they read Durinda telling Jill off, going, no, no, no, you know what, Jill, you can cry, you're crying, you can cry, you got the mascara to show it. Likerinda is trying to fake crying at Jill. She's mad that Jill has mascara running to prove that she's crying. And Jill's like, what are you even talking about?

And then Durrinda go like, I supported you for years. Bobby, with Bobby Dijk, I said it to funeral. And then everything. And then what two weeks later, you were dating Carrie. I was even supportive of that like wow you went to a funeral Amazing friendship wow friendship metal Yeah, I feeling it's weird to Like to say you went to a funeral and support you out of funeral as if that's like not what you normally do at a funeral

That's part that's sort not what you normally do out of funeral. I feel like that's part of the deal. So then Jill's like, you know what, I gotta be the voice of reason here because it's too, it's kuku for kukupuffs with her. Okay, kuku for kukupuffs. And then we just see other people doing stuff out. You know, Eve is doing her video show. The video show that sparks this huge fight and vikis leaping. And you know, they're just sort of all gathering around, was doing her video show, the video show that sparked this huge fight and Vicky's sleeping.

They're just all gathering around, milling about, getting ready for this hot air balloon, that ride, not really a ride, that's in the scent that they'll be doing a little bit later. Yeah, so they all start gathering and to rend us like, all right, Marco, Marco, sorry, I didn't say, Marco's, because you knew what I wished for, Ludic. Alright, Marco, Marco. Sorry, I didn't say Marco's because you knew what I was for Loadak. You've gotta stop that because some Marco's have as is the ending some Marco's or Gismarco. Okay, and let's just say there's two Marco's

and because then there's an S at the end, but it's not us. It's us. You know what I mean? I thank you out to self-set. So she's telling Marco to go wake everybody up and say, I think I'm gonna be in the dark, I. I have to be me in the dark. Like really, because you just yelled at a woman

who lost her husband while insinuating in the same sentence that she was cheating on said sick husband. So I'm really not sure where you're coming from here today, man. But she's explaining to everyone outside the hot air balloon, it's just going up and down. And on Tamer's like, well, Brant, that's not doing that batch. And Brandy's like, yeah, I have a fear of heights. I mean, like what if a bird goes on? Any crashes? I still

live on TMZ. You know what else I saw on TMZ? You falling down drunk every other day and on drugs. Now, how are you more afraid of some like an innocent flight up there? Lord knows, you know, you'd put all that helium in your body if it was injectable. Yeah, I mean, I think the birds are more afraid of what they've seen of Brandy on TMZ than what Brandy should be afraid of birds. The birds are like, we got a steer clear of a loose don't matter, but it looks nice.

No, Brandy Glanville's there. I've seen her on TMZ too many times. Yeah, the hot air balloon industry definitely has more more to fear from you, ma'am. Yeah, and Jill has a really amusing reaction to find out that there's a hot air balloon on the front yard. She goes, the hot air balloon is here?

Fuck me. I'm not like, oh, okay. Wow. So they're gonna have to travel. They're all just shocked that someone has enough land that they can have a hot air balloon put together in their backyard, you know? Yeah, so they're all sort of sitting outside.

And Jill is like, can we talk about the elephant in the womb? She has no recollection of the damage she did to me, non-apology, nothing, okay? And- The damage, the damage she did to me. Yeah, you know, I'm not- Listen, I'm not gonna bring it up, but if someone else does, I would appreciate it.

And, and Fadre is like, well, DeRenta is not afraid of confrontation. She'll go right into it. She's like a little Mike Tyson. I don't think she'll bite your ear off though. Fadre just cracking herself up this whole season. So then Timer's like, okay, we'll talk about it. Fadre goes, please, after the balloon.

So then there's a frog in between the couch and the table doing splits, which I thought was so funny. It's like the frog has one leg on the couch, one leg on the table, and it's doing the splits in an episode about thirst. Yeah, even the frog is thirsty. The frog is like just trying, it's like I've seen the color returns to this.

I think I can do it. Like just got that. The legs are open. The frog just like just trying it's like I've seen the collar Richards do this. I think I can do it Like just got that the legs are open the frog just like excited and then and then like Tamer goes up to it Say, hey, I'm happy as and she like pokes it with her nail and it's like oh bitch And like take this leg off and I was like fine. I'll just be stuck on this Rotten chair or even though I was trying to do a move. I was trying to stretch. This is called frog yoga But I guess no regard for that a cut fitness. Oh It's this split frog. Oh, I split right. Oh, do that thing where you take your ponytail you whip it around See that. All right. Come on. I help you move

Oh my god, it just bad on you Yes, the frog just peat. I love how Dorena is just like fearless because I'm not one of those people. I never was one of those kids that like would pick up frogs. I feel like you said ones that you did pick up frogs, but I mean, yeah, I hate you. No, I don't touch frogs, but like she just goes and scoops up the frog and like moves it to the lawn and just like full on peas on her hand. And then and then Jill, Jill makes a very forced joke. She goes, I think that frog was in the room last night

and saw what she did to me. I think it was peeing for me, just saying. I think I was like, I don't think it was a revenge period on the frog's part. The frog's like, that Jolok saw how to invent a tevver rise me last night. So Durinda is in the kitchen, you know, washing her hands and Vicky's there

in one of her, you know, canal streets, Chanel sweatshirts. And she's like, I don't even know what I'm saying. The fact that Pete on me and Vicky's just like, oh, God, what? What? It was like a lot of information for Vicky to receive at once. And honestly, I think that was fair. I think that's fair for most people.

If someone just walked in to the kitchen, I said, I need to wash my hands because the frog just beat on me. I'd be like, wait, what? Well, you missed it, Tamara. So now we're back outside. You missed it, Tamara. The whole thing in the living room,

ha, ha, ha, because Durinda walks out and Durinda's like, oh, you're talking. You know, wait, you don't have to stop. You can talk to me right here. Look at me, he's happy doing that. I'm just gonna sit here and cross my legs after saving everybody from the split frog.

Okay, then you go ahead. It would have started calling you in alcoholic in the back of a limousine soon. So you're lucky I did. But go ahead, Joe. Go ahead, Joe. I'm just like, you know what, I do think we should talk, but I think we should do it after the hot air balloon, which takes a lot of concentration on everyone's part. So yeah, Andrew and I was like, no, no, there's two way of egg now.

So Jill goes, do you remember last night? Because this is Jill's whole thing this episode, it has booze jamming. And Dorenda's like, 100% I remember you wanted to be on the show and bought you this just trying to do a job. And then you come and you say, can I sit and just watch? Which honestly, I think it's a little bit thirsty.

I mean, what are you, a frog doing the splits on wave air furniture? I mean, God, it's crazy little bit thirsty. I mean, what are you, a fry doing splits on wave air furniture? I mean, God, it's crazy. So Jill is like, she's like, really? I mean, I'd like to get Eva's opinion about it. Why don't we bring it down right now? Why about after when she's done with the show? Why don't we bring it down?

We'll get her opinion about it. And then we cut to Eva. And she's like, today on the show, Eva's corner, co-parenting. That's what we're gonna talk about. Could you imagine if Jill had been on the, oh my God, let me tell you something. It's hard to co-parenting. That's what we're gonna talk about. Could you imagine if Jill had been on the bed, oh my God, let me tell you something, it's hard to co-parent even when you live with your husband

who's the father of the child. I was like, okay, am I right? Do men, amen. Can you put your socks in the laundry? Like, is that so hard to do? Okay, it's a hamper. You open the top, you put the socks in, am I right? This hamper, Jill and Ali.

So then they're just like, she's like, this and I say leave him alone. She's clearly trying to keep you a message that she doesn't want you to be there. So just let her do a job. It just looks a little thirsty, Jill. That's what looks a little thirsty. So then they all start like weighing in

on whether or not it was thirsty, because Tamar didn't think it looked thirsty. And Taylor thought it like, well, she's like, well, maybe Jill is a little thirsty, but you know, if you know Jill, that's just Jill. I mean, like, it's a radio show girl. It'll take a breath, okay? Well, look, I was just trying to support her,

like, as an audience, okay? That's what I was there for. Yeah, but you didn't get the message, Jill. Think, think, you've got an email. You're thirsty. Okay, subject an email. You're thirsty. Okay, subject, subject header. You're thirsty. Look, I didn't get the message, but you know what,

Miranda, what do you have to be so mean about it? You know what, that's the thing. Like, what do you have to be so mean to me? You destroyed me, Miranda. Okay, drop my ties. Okay, and Miranda is like, you know what? I don't think I was doing that. You were.

Okay, well, you know what, I don't think I was I don't think I was doing that you were okay Well, you know, I don't have this problem with anyone else you do to rent a you do know it though Then the montage night one Durinda yelling at you Night you yelling at Brandi I'm gonna have you back to you. Night two, y'all ain't got brandy. Super mouth, mouth and a sip and voice have a butterfly. And then I four. Yeah, Tama, you better come to the road, Bix. Yeah, you want me to talk to you like a child? Okay, you're all talk to you like a child.

Don't put fucking food in my bedroom. You little fucker, okay, there, there. Let's go and talk to children. So, Jordan is like, you know, just get it all out because you're obviously very upset about it right now. She's, you know, I, Joel's like, I said that's your right. And, well, you end up, you started crying. You cried, baby.

You cried, baby. And I think he's like, no, no, she didn't cry right away. Okay, there was like a pause. And then she cried. Okay, that's when she started crying. And because, like, you know, I don't think that's a stupid that knows how to apologize. Like whoever. And because like, you know, I don't think the stupid that those had apologized. Like whoever told her, like whoever told her

to call her book, make it nice. Should have told her to call it, make it that nice. Not nice. Because that's what it is. Not nice. Okay, so you think my deliveries bad. I think you overreacted. There we go.

So they call it truth. They basically, that's where they decide like, and we're all good, which you know It's not gonna last much more than five minutes So then phadress like I want to change my wig my unit She's like I only recently started wearing units about six months ago when I got my first movie role That's an appropriate name a unit not a wig that's a week is so yesterday a Unit is like three decades ago, man oram, or four now, I guess, like units in the mall. And she's like, you can put on a wig and be someone totally new.

Now, Fadre, listen, I have read all of the Fadre scandals. You remember how much I loved the Fadre crime scandals back in the day? Like all of the stuff Fadre was accused of doing with Apollo and had all of these like secret like car, you know, was like stealing cars from dealerships and changing the vina, I loved all of those rumors. You know how to use a wig, stop pretending you just discovered wigs, okay. Wigs and trench coats. Yeah. So, so then it's time to go up in the balloons. So they go up in the balloons, Pedro's like, my wig. And then they're just like, they're going up and down.

And Joe's like, how great is it for Dorenda to finally be able to see her house from up above? How wonderful is that? And Dorenda of course is getting choked up, saying, seeing my property, knowing I've been able to maintain it as a woman without Richard. Ha. knowing I've been able to maintain it as a woman without Richard So then jickey they put jickey that's Jill and vicki is a couple

So they take a turn and Vicki's like so what what do you do like what do you do if you see the blue, like, cut off fire? What if it crashed? Like Jesus. Vicky. Yeah, Vicky said that. Yeah, I like that right now. Yeah, she's like, it's scary, but like, it's not as scary as it would be if, like, I was like Peter Pat's like in the sky. That's Peter Pat, right?

Who flies to the sky? It's Peter Pat. Is that right? Make it not nice. Make it not nice. So now it's breakfast and Brandy is talking to Durinda and upstairs and she's saying that she doesn't think that Jill is over whatever it is that is causing all this

drama. And so then, or I guess, yeah, that's what happens. And they're eating pancakes and even joins them. And Jill turns the event. She goes, so Dorensa accused me of being thirsty for one to send on your bed and listen to your show. I mean, look, I was just gonna sit on the bed

and not make any noise, although if I happen to be like, that's hysterical and you had to say, sorry, that's my friend Jill Zaron to your national audience. I guess that could happen too, but I wasn't planning on that. And Eva's like, yeah, I think thirsty's a trigger word for Jill because she's most likely been thirsty. Okay. And then Brandy's like, Jill, no, she's thirsty.

I mean, she's the thirstiest person I know. And I'm Brandy Glantville. She's thirsty. And Jill's like, okay, Jill's like, look, what do you think my intentions work? Just say, as long as it's not like, you know, that I'm trying to get on radio, because that was not my intentions. Okay. So if it wasn't that thing by intentions, and even so it's just radio anyway, like you can't see anything, you can't hear anything, because I'm on headphones, like what are people all pissed off about? Right. And then Vicky, Vicky is like, I was just alone that you were absolutely okay, because like,

you know, like, I don't want you to get to lose your job and then I'd say, get a job, okay, I don't want you to see through it. So, like, I don't like all the fighting at night because of the drinking, like, PsychoBitch came out last night, like two or three nights in a row, like, she came out yesterday morning too, by the way, I'm talking about the rent of anyone can't figure that out, the camera's eyes are glazing over. You know, it's just, it's sort of delivery, it's not that she didn't have the right to feel the way. It's the delivery, okay? It's like how she said it, like Peter Pan, you know? It's Peter Pan, right, with the bad delivery.

Flag, bad delivery, pizza's always late. And Frater's like, so do you think that the housewives have hurt your guys' relationship? And just like, didn't hurt mine? You know, Dorenda has become a monster from being famous. I mean, that's the fact, which I think is true. But Jill, like, these conversations on the show crack me out, because it's Jill.

She is the thirstiest, you know, and everybody knows it. So she's like, oh gosh. Yeah, she's like, she's like, you know what, to be honest, I'm a little afraid of Darynda. She's not predictable, and you don't know where she's going to get, you know, what you're going to get when you open the door. And I think a lot of it has to do with the drinking and I don't have time. I don't know what time she has, she starts to, I don't know what day I don't know when she starts drinking. That's what I'm trying to say.

I can't get it out of my mouth because I'm scared. I'm so scared how unpredictable my words are unpredictable. And you know what, she can't let anyone else be bigger, better, or whatever. She said to me last night, you never done anything to support me. First of all, that's not true. When she would let go from the show, I sent a very lovely emoji, okay? Followed by an invitation to have him back on the show, okay? So I have done stuff.

This is the thing, this show is really good at getting you to have a new perspective on people, I think. Cause like Jill, I'm like, Jill is fine. Like, why are they so mad at Jill? And then Jill's stuff just starts seeping out. Like, she tries to keep it hidden, but the real Jill starts seeping out. So she's like, yeah, you know, she was like up from the show I texted her. I said, I know how it feels. And then when she said last night about a boyfriend, John, you know, letting the fan go to his head, I'm laughing in my heart, you know, which is really funny because it could be dangerous.

Let's face it. But I'm laughing in my heart because I'm thinking the fan didn't go to his head. The fan went to your head to Renta. That's where the fan went. Okay, but it went to his head too, you know, but as we go, Jill starts showing a little more like once we start finding out the truth of all this Jill and Duranda stuff, which I love. So now it's fascinating.

Yeah, I love the, I love the Jill, I think the Jill and Duranda relationship is like very, very fascinating in terms of what, what it means to be friends with like what, what it looks like to have people who are friends who are on a a reality show, want to go over another one spot more or less. Now they're both off the show. I think it's a really fascinating dynamic. Yeah. So it's 10.15 and Eva is in Tarenda's room and she just goes to check on her basically. And Tarenda's like, all right, you know what you should do because you know what?

I feel like you have become the voice reason. So you know what? I feel like you have become the voice's reason. So you know what's so very quietly reason? Okay, you know what I mean? And he was like, yeah, you know, it's just, I don't like them having a conversation someone's house about somebody. Like that's not cool.

And she's like, listen, there's a lot. And there's a lot of people here. And I'm doing my best job, son. And then we got cakes. You know what, the car got, It was a car cake for the day. And you know what? Maybe I shouldn't give a shit? And maybe that's a problem.

And maybe you can't tell I'm crying right now. Because I don't have fucking mascara. I like fucking shields there and thirsty. Thirsty, too. With an mascara. Uh-huh. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Yeah, and even like, well, I think that Jill think that Jill, she needs, like I think Jill needs to come in and say what she's mad about that she hasn't gotten over that she resents. And Rinda's like, well I'm sorry I didn't let you film with me. Five years ago, I mean every year she tries to insert herself to try to be back on the show. And like, she's mad at me about filming because I was filming, I didn't talk it back

to her, but like when I'm filming I don't think about anything other than what I'm doing tonight. I mean, she understands that. So, um, so yeah, like there's, I mean, obviously, like there's clearly, like, Durinda was blowing off Jill Hardcore, that's based on what that is. And she's like, you know, it's a little kindergarten for me, you know, like she knows I'm a good friend. I mean, I'd be the best friend to her, but this went more wrong for her than for me and my eyes. Okay, that's what I gotta say about it.

Um, yeah, but it's also, uh, what Jill was doing because you know, like Dorenda's blowing her off, but Jill is that person who's constantly trying to take what you have or like to get a part of it to make herself famous. Like you're not on the show. Stop calling everybody on the show to try and get shooting times on the show. Stop, it's just so fucking her. And that's why Durinda was freaking out

that she was trying to get like a little time on Eva's show. It's like she's always just trying, she's always talking about how much she gives, gives, gives. She gives to everybody. All she does is give, but people like that, yeah, give, so that they can ask for shit from you and ask for favor. Yeah. And Dorenda does not like users. I don't think Dorenda does not like someone who is I think that Dorenda is very suspicious of transactional relationships.

And I think that probably Jill sparks that in her. Like she senses that from Jill. And I mean, and Jill is thirsty. Like she wants to be on the show. I actually appreciated that later in the episode that she just is basically open about. Like I wanna be back on the show. You know, like at least she's honest about it, but yeah, there's Dorenda has, I think, no respect for that for someone who's like that.

So another getting ready to go into town, and Tamer and Vicki are in their room, and Tamer's like, yeah, I think I said, rather good idea, to get out of Metapost's mana. Yeah, that's a good twist on it. And then, even just starts bleeding because she like broken nails. So then Durinda comes in with the first aid,

cause she's like, look what I get, listen, is there anything I can't do? A great nurse, a great lover, a great person who doesn't try to bombard someone on their own radio show? Is there anything I can't do? So they go to lunch at this little cute place and Durinda's like, you know what's the day we're drinking in the daytime because this face it. We're still a little tentative Durinda your guest are terrified. I also love you the daytime all week long

And also the day time all week long. So dangerous like yeah, this probably isn't gonna go well and tamers like yeah, I'm not a good drinker Something pretty that I haven't come in and Braddy's like oh my god tamers so fun So that they all get put into an alley a long table in the alley and Fadres like oh, it's nice to get out of the house, even though we're in a nally way right now. So Brandy's like, okay I got a question, just you know a fun little question. What was the last time you were in love? And everyone's like, wow Brandy, we're so impressed

that you do not ask like an invasive confrontational question. Thank you so much. And Fadre's like, well I think I'm in love now. And they're like, woo, yeah, woo, woo. And they ask how she mad at me. And she's like, well, I think I'm in love now. And they're like, woo, yeah, woo, woo. And they ask how she mad at me. And she's like, well, I can't tell you that, not on this camera. So she says, I'm a Scorpio, honey. I'm very private.

And she talks about how being a public figure is difficult, because you don't know who's there to try and use you. And Jill's like, uh, Randy, are you open if I try to find somebody for you? Because that's what I do. Listen, I want people to be happy. If I can find you success, I can ask you for a famous later from your successful man that I have not really had that much access to. So do I have your permission to basically suck you off?

Yeah. She's like, I just want someone who can just push me around in a wheelchair when I'm older. So Vicki starts talking about how all of her friends from home are all married to the same man. And someone says, like, oh, an orange county. She's like, no, no, in Chicago. And they talk about how an orange county, like, you know, everyone has, everyone's on their third or fourth marriage over there.

And Darynda's like, well, why don't you date someone outside of Orange County? Like, why don't you date outside of that? Because I haven't had the opportunity. I mean, Steve dumped me and we, oh, we can go. It was a week ago. I've been dumped. So then they're like, stop, thank you. Stop acting like, like, stop like leaning into this that you were dumped.

You're a victim. And Tim, because you're about to finish first. She's like, well, you know, about a defensive Steve. I could have been buried more too. You know, like, there were plenty of types. I could have been buried in between types. So it's really not that much for tabs. Tamra's like, yeah, I think his cell up brocks, yeah.

And past her, that was fucking Tamra for you. Mal is coming into like, slided knife in, you know. Yeah. His cell up brocks, that slivered life and, you know. Yeah. Yes, I love Brock's such a fecker. Yes, I love him. And she's like, no, no, Brock's no. Well, okay, there is still chemistry there. She's, yeah, she love that sexual kind of stuff.

She went from banging him all the time for 13 months to sex. I mean, she would talk about his penis all the time. I was, you will ever wonder why I needed to get baptized You hear enough of those stories. You just need to throw yourself into a pool sometimes Yeah, I'm um Brandy's like oh my god. Pickies are free like Brooks was a bad guy, but like he was given a good D So Pedro asked if he was attractive and Brandy goes oh, you know, no, no, no, no, he was not good looking. And then they all start cracking, cracking up and Vicki's just like, okay, you know what? I've done, I've done, that's it.

Right. And, I have really done. Yeah, so then they go back up, they go back to the Blusom app to go hang up by the pool. And so Jill calls her mom Gloria, who we've not heard from in years. And Jill is like, so mom, Dorend to kind of pick to fight with me over not over nothing and wouldn't let it go and I'd literally went into a panic attack and Gloria's like did she apologize? Just apologize absolutely not. Well, I really hope to go out. I never went into her. She would have an extraordinarily bad day extraordinarily

extraordinarily bad day. Extraordinary. I write, my friend just came to spend time with me, mom. Gotta go. She's like, call me the mom now and tell me what's going on. I need to know every single thing that's going on. By the way, tell Eva if she does another radio show. She could put me on the time face right next to her face so I could just swap. I won't say anything at all.

Did you tell Eva that your sister Lisa has a radio show in Westport, Connecticut? Cause she does. They could get together. Maybe they could do a show together. I think that would be lovely. That I have an extraordinary, really lovely time. Hmm. So she gets off and everyone starts gathering and Marco brings Jill a big bouquet of flowers and she's like, oh my god, you're kidding me. Did you vent to send me these? And they'll start laughing. No, it was Gary, it was Gary.

And the card is like, Jill, don't let the others get you down in blue. Know that whatever happens, your family and friends are here for you, which I love right after a Brooks conversation, we get a Gary the creepy Rhymer, you know, like Brooks. And she's like, oh my god, I could cry. I could cry right now that Gary sent me these flowers and I didn't ask him to do it whatsoever.

Wow. Hey everyone, look at what Gary sent. Look at what Gary Taylor. Look at what Gary sent. Look Brandy. Gary flowers from Gary. Gary flowers. Look at this. Everyone look does not pull too

And Gary has topped the virus with him apple on a stick and Brandy's like oh my god. You finally got your apple back From the only person thirstier than you the person thirsty enough to date you Yeah, he's like well, Gary really knows where his BJs are buttered. I mean, if you want a BJ, just talk about your housewives, BJ, Bing. So then Eve is like, so Jill, do you want to be back on that show? And Brad is like, yes, she does. And Jill said, you know what I want to be? I want to be a friend on the show, okay?

Because if you're a friend, you're not a drama store, you're a support. The show is all, you know, is all in and I love this. I would love to do a two week thing with the group of girls, you know, and be real. You know, certain girls may be from the show if they were there, I would not have come. It isn't worth it, okay?

But I would love to go back to the show, which, you know, it's kind of funny because you can sort of see the hope and the optimism in Jules eyes, you know, here she is filming something on peacock, you know, dropping his mat, not even hints. She's just saying she wants to be back on the show and she's like you know in her head There's she's saying there's a chance like she does well here. She might go back to Newt Roni Without realizing I think she's going to go back do To Roni, Roni or the Roni legacy. Because that's a legacy.

Well, I was gonna say that funny part is her not realizing what we now know, which is that Roni has basically getting rebuilt from the bottom up. So like there is no Roni for her to go back to. There's legacy and I think she's gonna be on that. But yeah, she's saying like, oh, I would love to just be a friend

Which is crazy because you know if they offered her a friend before she got fired she would have been like hell no I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna be a fucking friend and there's nobody on the show that they could put on that she would not film with like Jill come on Jill So then Brandy who's wearing a hat that's like Tamra's evil eye, which I thought was I noticed though. Yeah Brandy who's wearing a hat that's like Tamra's evil eye, which I thought was I noticed though. Yeah Except I think hers was made out of like bejeweled things Um, they start talking about Eva they've talked to I don't know whatever so Brandy's like yeah, Chobu's in my confrontation like she feels like if she's front with Durinda

Like Durinda's only on pause and that'll get around the show. And that's why she's trying to be friends with Durinda. Mm hmm. Uh, yeah, I think that's probably a fair, uh, theory. So anyway, Durinda's like, Durinda's like, guys, we're going to go to the red line internet because I used to wait tables there. Okay. So we're gonna go. So, um, uh, but first they're going to swim. They're going to swim and Durinda's like very adamant that they got something because she's like, I hate it to pull for these bitches.

I haven't hated this pool for years. Okay, so basket. There's dollars in this pool. I don't like swimming in one one, though, by the way. Pool should be cold. Pool must be very, very cold. Is that why you haven't gone in? Oh, I guess she didn't say she hasn't gone in.

She just said she hasn't eaten it. So let's see. So then they all get ready for dinner and put on their, you know. She knows, she knows, she knows, can't help it. And she would just bring herself, wow, Durrinta must be pretty strong smelling, because that's a lot of spray.

It's like she knows, she knows, she knows, she knows. She knows it. It's like, are you cleaning your ears with that? She's gonna, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, well, what does one get as a traditional new England dinner? So to Rinda starts like, she's like, I show you. So she steps into like waitress mode and she's like, she's like, I'm going to be a waitress for you right now. Yeah, she's like, I'm doing that. I'll be used to every, even though I'm only four years old, but that's only sad of working.

So I'm a hard worker, my family believes in working. The way you from big boy, Los Angeles, yeah, wonderful. We have a chattder with a heavy cream I don't know if you like toast and talent because you're from Los Angeles That was a joke for this also true truth and comedy alright You might notice at the bottom of the check it says 18% for parties to eat or more or less really if I feel like it And if you don't want to do that you can back it to fuck up I guess it's like I don't have the red line in cuz you ain't coming here another time

You're flaky fucking LAPS is shit That everyone claps and just like you know, I'm not surprised that to render was a work of like I was I think all of us probably you know worked a lot because there's a reason why we're all successful And of course by where you're all successful, you know, we all got fired from the same show and here we are Speaking up the scraps. And Fadress, Fadress like, I got fired from every job I had when I was young. Yeah.

Because she couldn't take orders. And the waiter comes and turns, he's like, he's the blue cheese dressing still homemade. And he's like, man, there's no blue cheese here. She's like, why? dressing still homemade and he's like, man, there's no blue cheese here. So go away! So the brand is like, uh,

Vicki, I have a question. Remember the rumors? When I watched the shows and you had like a threesome or something like that? Like, so, uh, what's up with that? And Vager's like, mm, brandy delivery's not always appropriate. It's no Uber Eats, honey.

I'm just like, what did that Uber come from? So picky, picky. He's like, okay, listen, it was my sister at Lori Wehrig. Okay, we were sharing a group, it do Orleans, and like she had to pull out couch my sister and I, and Lori went off the rails thinking that I was having a good threesome'm friends. He's like with your sister Yeah, and then

It's like I'm inside and Turned his like people come from far in near the sea. There's dining room. It was built in 17 73 And Cameron's like during the things he knows because this is built in eight.. And Tamer's last name. During the thing she knows, she goes, this is built in eight, oh, you tell him, tell us. This is built in 1836. He's like 1773. Who is close?

You know, I was within 70 years. I love who those get. The point is it was from before law and order was on the year. So Tamer's like, it's very old. Everything's old. Everything's old. It's like, death. It's crazy.

I like the idea that Tim has like never been to a place that's not like a strip mall. She's just like, she's just like so horrified by being in these houses that are from like, you know, the 1800s. Yes, everyone from Orange County, he's only used to history of like, you know, since they've lived there. It's 1992. Yeah, because everything in Orange County, he's only used to history of like, you know, since they've lived there. This is 1992.

Yeah. Because everything in Orange County is like, established in 2007. Yeah. Um, so let's see. Vicki's like, okay, where can we go to whip it up? Because that's what I wanted to. You know, it's a little stuffy. It's a little stuffy.

Ah, don't. Yeah, but I'm about to go, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm like Vicki, Vicki. It's a little bit more like this way, like, there's a whoop it upside, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, get a job, you know what I'm saying, like, I want this old place to get a job and whoop it up. That's all. And Vicki's like, oh my God, where's the Fabust?

Where is the Fabust? I will drive the Fabust, where is the mod? So, to rim this like, okay, you know what I had a question other than is Vicky going through menopause currently and on method at the same time? I don't know, I'll answer that one later. Okay, so we're out here and we're our realities. Okay, X reality, okay, Nobel Peace Prize Win.

Okay, maybe X, no, but future Nobel Peace Prize Winners. What was the most disappointing part of being a star? Okay, I'll start. So to me, what kind of game is this where you just ask yourself a question in the Marvel model, I'll go after. I know. She goes, you know, for me, it was being put on pause. And I said to Andrew at the time, if it was not going to change the outcome, I don't want to hear why, okay? Because I'm not interested, cause I know my work. I know my dedication. I think you guys see my dedication here.

I'm in it. I'm exhausted. I'm not taking, I don't even take naps. I actually never take naps. I've actually never taken a nap before, okay? Which is fun because she literally had a monologue three episodes ago. And being like, there's something about this house

where at four o'clock, we all take naps. And she's like, really? Everyone who watches Roni knows that Dorenda takes naps every day so she can make it through dinner. Okay. Which is true. That's like Dorenda's plot line. But also Dorenda, you didn't ask why you were put on pause because you were a freaking drunk angry, mean, horrible person. That's why and you're just doing the same thing. If they didn't tell you, how are you going to learn? Or are you going, I don't think you can learn if you're a good real housewife. I don't think you can learn. Well, so, and then she also draws a line between, like, nap distinctions because they're like, well, it's a render you do nap, because, but Vicki's nap was for

avoiding my with for refueling, okay? And I'm going to nap. I'm going to, so those naps because but Vicky's nap was for avoiding my with for refueling okay because I'm gonna I'm gonna so those naps don't count so then she's like I'll nap when you guys leave on Saturday and because like wait we're leaving on Saturday I thought we were leaving on Thursday it's is a long time she's well why did you sign up for it she's because I did yeah yeah's yeah, you know, that's what I did. Like what do you want? And even it's like, do you not want to be here or what? She goes, it's just log time.

And she's like, I want to see my grandchild. What? I'm going to see my grandchild. And she's like, I've just thought you used to be with eight women in eight days. You know, I'm used to being around by Senator, who's just crazy. He loves to walk around shirtless and do talks on TikTok or something. And you know, I've used to be around by said of the who's just crazy. He loves to walk a rat shirtless It do talks a tiktok or something and you know called people seed oil eaters. Did you see his? Oh, no, he does these things where he like talks to people. I don't know. I guess it's on Instagram

I'll just say Instagram even though I don't know But they ask him questions and they do this like warrior diet now where they only eat like livers and golets or something of animals like that's their thing. And he's kind of a conspiracy crazy alt-right type, you know. And so he just holds his phone up while he's walking around shirtless. And they asked him, hey, what do you think of all the people who hate you when reddit? And he's like, well, you know, I don't care what they think, bunch of seed oils. Seed oils. I was like, what is this?

So I had to read all the comments. And people are like, is he saying seagulls? This is like a bunch of seagulls. Seagulls, I forgot the term, but it turns out it was seed oils because he's saying that people are ruining rainforests by producing seeds and like flaky vegans I guess or I mean also now he's concerned about the rainforest this guy. I don't know the guys just so fucking looney to like he took the trajectory You think he would have taken right just crazier and fucking crazier right yeah He's gonna end up on one of these fucking shows, you know, like going crazy on the whole like just going crazy and

smapping or something. Well, yeah, I mean, he already yelled at an elder for putting her feet up on the sofa. So how about that? That that's that's like to me case clothes right there. Yeah. So, um, so then so then anyway, um, Durrind is basically saying like that Vicky seems like she's been a little depressed. And she's like, I'm doing my best. I'm not in a happy place. I'm not in a happy place. I'm actually specifically, I'm in an older stuffy place, old corner of America that probably should have been burned out

a long time ago. And Dorenda's like, listen, start being the victim. You're the victim. You're the victim. I'm not a victim. I'm not a victim. I'm not a victim. I'm not a victim. I'm not a victim. I'm not a victim. Yaki, you're not a victim.

And Taylor's like, that's just not you, Vicki. I'm thinking, I'm a positive bitch. I'm a positive bitch. And Taylor's like, okay, the first thing you say when you come to my house is, I'm in the bed, please. Me, me, me, me. Well, we don't want to hear it.

And then let's say you got an urgent care. Urgent care. Okay, it's not want to hear it. And the next thing you go to urgent care, urgent care. Okay, it's not a gunshot wound. Okay. I mean, then what you got to say, what's that? And even it's like, but then after the steroids shot, she's actually been good. And Vicky's like, I have never,

before ever in my life slept in the middle of the day, which also I believe is a lie. So Dorenda's like, she's like, I think you're a little slow to warm up. We need to be present. We need to know you. And she's like, don't you're a little slow to warm up. We need to be present. We need to know you. Actually, don't talk to me that way. Don't talk to me that way.

And Paige was like, but in defense of Vicki, is she woothing it up? No. But she's wooing a little. Maybe a woot, maybe a woot, maybe a woot, maybe a woot, but maybe a woot. There is a progression. There's a progression. There's a progression in the wool. Come on, shoes.

Here comes one right now. A tailor's like, oh, and the thing was gel. And her and her. Yeah, I even was trying to work. And you just kept on it. And you know what I brought some with a strip for us. The most beautiful thing. We were rough.

It was a mannequin who looked like the painting in my room I knew what more could I do and he was like I think this is about something bigger yeah it's bigger and then she stamps up she was yeah it's bigger when you came with new Anne to film a scene I was told by my producer you have to film this scene with Ramona and I'm like listen, Lucy, I'm working. You remember working, right, Jill? And years ago, that's when Jill worked like this. Okay. If you had finished that conversation with Andy Cohen,

you might have gotten to the part where he explained that this is exactly why he were fired, okay? Yeah. So Jill's like, don't try to put me in my place. You know, my mother, Gloria, she said you'll have an extraordinarily bad day if you ever encounter her. So I would probably get dressed there. So Dorenda's like, she's like,

the producer had me finish with Ramona, okay, which I don't even know what that means. Just like, you know what, I think you were drinking a lot that night when you were, when you fought with Ramona. I think you were drinking a lot that night. And, and then we see it's, what they're talking about,

the crazy Halloween party they went went to like two years ago. And Durant is like, you know what this dream thing was? There was no dick. Yeah. And just like, I saw you with my own eyes. Okay. First of all, how Durant describes this is you remember working, right? I was working with Ramona that night and they show the clip and it's when she is just ripping Ramona apart. Like in front of the whole table, there's all these people there. It's not just housewives. She's wasted and she is just eviscerating this check, right? Again, which, you know, it's Ramona. So it's not that I felt sorry for her, but

that that's during the like I was working like she's inside the actor studio No, you were being horrible. You were being awful and that that was one of the reasons I think that scene and the tinsley scenes were just so gross that whole season and Then what she didn't like I think was because Joe was like oh god have another drink Durinda in that scene she was She was commenting that Durinda was obviously wasted. And that was the thing that Durinda caused her in DL at Ramona, and that scene was that Ramona was like, you know what, you've had a little bit too much to drink, okay? And then Durinda was like, yeah! So now here she is, Durinda said, now Durinda's claim

she shouldn't even drink it all that night. And then she was like, watch the episode, and they showed her, but Durinda holding her glass saying I think I'm gonna get another drink I mean let me tell you something I was on a show the ginno longer on which I mean not a real I have a job to do and just like yeah, maybe there's a reason you're not on it anymore to render She goes I'm on pause. She's, oh really? I don't think so. Oh, but who cares, thirsty? Yeah, thirsty. Okay, you were thirsty.

And you know what? Have a drink with that word, thirsty. Okay, don't call me thirsty, honey. Okay, maa, cut maa, now it's your cue. All right, she can't really hear me, but she's behind the blue, the old blue cheese sand with the baseball bat. Okay, just trust me.

You know what, the truth is that I haven't with Durrindo a lot over the past three years. You know, well, I really know of her just from what I watch on TV and she's self-destructs, you know, I don't know why she does it, but I don't know why people drink because I don't drink. So therefore, I'm just going to shame people who drink all night long. That's kind of my thing. So Durrindo is like, you know what, you know what Jill, he asked not you ruined the whole night for us. You did because he was a beautiful night and you could have, you should have turned the lap and had fun and you were hysterical. Oh, the what? What were you doing with this article? It was like, it was like history on it, which I always think it's funny when people are accusing people of blowing up and having histrionics while they're actively doing the same thing while they, as they say it. And Joe's like,

Yes, and Joe was not his set. Joe was not Joe did not ruin the night. You did you ruin the night again by screaming at your guests again for no reason. Joe said, Oh, can I just go on to bed? And Eva said, no, the end. Like it was not a big deal. You did this.

So then, um, Joe's like, I don't have to this, you know know I don't have to defend myself for you to try to make me feel bad about this and she's like, okay It's Rihanna. It's like look you want it But you want to be known as the hostess with the most as a journalist just watching jealous Jealous Jealous, there's the that's it you are You're those two jealous and Brandy's like okay, I have to say something. That's it you are. You thirst to jealous. And Brandy's like, okay, I have to say something, okay? Now, you came into dangerous room and dropped a bomb at that Bobby's funeral.

And Darynda goes, whose Bobby's funeral? Madagas Bobby, her husband? She's, oh, oh yeah. I said the day after you were talking about Gary. Is that true or is that not true, Joe? She's, well, whether it was true or not, I don't think it's a nice thing to say. I know what else is not a nice thing to say. These napkins, they don't say Joel and Allie on it. That's not nice. You were saying Gary's a very nice guy. You know what, live by your truth, Joe.

And Brandon's like, well, okay, you both say that, see, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even talk to you the day of the funeral, okay? You know, we were filming it because you made us film. And Jill's like, what? I didn't even know anybody was there. Which, ah, sorry. This is where Jill loses it. This is where Jill was actually doing. Jill, I would say was doing just fine.

This is where she is. This is where the real Jill shady please stand up. Thank you. So Jill kind of crashes her car at this point. She was doing so well this entire show and Timer goes no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't even know what I wrote. She said, you have to sign a releases. You can't say you don't know about the cameras because you have to sign a releases. So what happened that Betjez? So Ryan and then Jill's like, no, she's like Bethany brought the cameras.

I didn't know that she was mic'd and that's the truth. I'm like, no, Jill, your audio was mic'd audio. That was not your Bethany's audio picking up your audio. Like you were fully mic'd. So. There were also cameras everywhere and boom mics like what are you talking about Well actually now that I remember it I guess they were showing it from kind of far away

They're made to insinuate that to insinuate that they tricked her By filming that Bobby's funeral is such such a lie. So during this like no bethine bethine said you called it a film And she's oh, you know what you just make a shit up as you go along, okay? Call her up right now and ask her. Also, let me talk to her. I love her. You know what? We're friends again, you know that, right?

We're friends, we talked. We talked. And Rind is like, I would never do that. They're like, okay, then call producer, call Andy Cohen. Then call Andy Cohen. I'm sure that he would love to speak to us. And then we can speak to him like, I don't know. Like, we could have a moment.

And so then we see a flashback of the reunion when this happened. And Andy is saying that the reason why they were at the, they were at the funeral is because Jill had reached out to production to film it. So Andy come, reach out to Andy Kyle. He's like, actually, Jill, forstess, I'm gun, take under the funeral. You know, Bravo hates when they are being accused of being the liars. I mean, look what happened to Luke.

When Luke outed the producers as like trying to like do that, say whatever it was to Hannah about let's go off to vacation whatever, remember that the producers yanked him off the reunion and told him like, actually, you're supposed to say this and then Luke's role the next season was minimized and then now he's just off summer house, by the way, RIP, Luke on summer house. So now the producers are confronting Jill

and they're like, so we have emails that say that you from your assistant would love, you know. Oh yeah, well I'd love to see them and that's not my assistant, by the way. well, the emails say that Joe would love to invite Bravo to the funeral. Oh, yeah, well, do you do you have them from me? Do you have emails from me from my email address? They're from your old assistant. Oh, and don't you think that's odd that I wasn't C. C. on it because never in a million years would I invite Bravo into the funeral outside sure sure inside never oh my god

There's there's that's her that's that's that's her thing. She's like She's gonna she's gonna she's gonna she's gonna that's gonna be her technicality She's like I never said that the cameras could come inside the funeral outside Yeah, they can come outside. I just never said inside. It's the same thing Jill It's not the funeral you invited fucking TV cameras of a show that you're not on so you could have a scene at your own. I mean, that's terrible, Jill. That's just terrible.

And I love that she's making it like, oh, it's this big conspiracy that everybody's sending fake emails from fake accounts to make Jill look bad. Like, come on, Jill. Yeah, so Tamra thinks that she can make a moment. So she goes, you know what, you guys, because you bought a lot of your husbands, is that something to bond over?

I think that she was thinking this was going to create an emotional, wonderful moment, but she doesn't really understand how it works on Rony. And Brandy just looks and is like, this is about to show. It's not about the husbands. Yeah, and Jill's about to show, it's not about the husband's. Yeah, and just like yeah, it's nothing to do with that. Okay, look to Reva, I don't want to fight with you. Okay, I was the guest in your home. I know better, and I'm sorry.

And everyone's like, oh my God. And then so, Reva does that thing. She's just like cut somebody up and left them got it on the floor. And she's like, all right, but we've been pretty much been such a long time. This is ridiculous, it's ridiculousness, it's ridiculousness and fingers like where?

Where is he? I've missed him. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Took me a moment there. Yeah, this is, yeah.

And so then they hog in their kiss. And then, I'm the lips. They do a big lot lip kiss. Yeah. And Jill's like, you know what? I hate fighting with someone who the lips. They do a big lot lip kiss. Yeah. And Jill's like, you know what? I hate fighting with someone who's drunk. That's why I don't drink.

You know, that's why I don't understand people who drink. You know, people who drink, I don't get it. Like, but people who drink, you know, so I don't want to fight with someone who's drunk. And so I'll do anything just to end this. So I'm just like, I want to have a third sound now. Shut up, Tamra. Like, bringing in nothing.

So then they're all happy. And then it feels like the that pose could be over. You're like, right. It feels like, okay, there was a fight, now they made up. Okay, so everyone's just cheered. And then Taylor crawls over the table and goes, Brandy, I've wanted to talk to you about something that happened in season two of Beverly Hills.

And Brandy's like, oh my god! What was that like nine years ago? Come on! You're very first year. Do you regret the fact that you outed the Adrian used a surrogate when she wasn't ready to tell her children? Sad, off-day, you were. I know.

Wait, was that season? I thought it was season three, but I guess maybe it was season two. Yeah, I guess it was season two, it doesn't matter. So, Taylor goes. Okay, Taylor, Adrian is still not gonna let you or be the Godfather to your child. Okay, stop trying to get handouts from Adrian Taylor. I know, she's like, she tells us that to me,

it was unforgivable. It was not Brandy's place, as it so often is not Brandy's place to say things about other people that have nothing to do with her. So then she's now Taylor's on one because she's a little drunk. She's like, did you feel like it was your job to tell the whole world that a mother about a mother's choice have a how to have a baby? Did you feel like it was your job? And then, and she's waving her finger and brand mother's choice and how to have a baby. Did you feel like it was your job? And then she's waving her finger in Brandy's face and crawling over the table, right? And so Brandy's like, um, watch your fingers, watch the fingers.

And Tim was like, oh my god, come on. It's just no, I'm not done yet. This is something I'm not going to let go of because she hurt a family. It had nothing to do with her. You told everyone, Adrian, was a mother, Godmother of your children. You were outed for lying. And so you asked her on camera to pressure her. And she still said, no, Taylor, stop. This is pathetic. It's even pathetic being nine years old. Yeah. So I like, that sort of sounds like it's pathetic. It's like as pathetic as being a non-year-old person.

Like, it's even pathetic being non-year-old. It's still pathetic nine years later as it was the day this trash was born. So Brandy's basically like, but everyone in Beverly Hills knew, because they put the world didn't know. The world didn't know. And guess what what actually the world not only didn't know The world didn't care and the world actually never did really care about that, but whatever

So just just like don't raise your voice to everyone. Don't raise your voice So Vicki is up says that her mindset is that like whatever happened in the past is in the past because otherwise She and Tamara could go back and forth over all the things that Tamara did to wrong her. Oh, and that I also wrong Tamara, but mainly that she did to wrong me basically. Right. And Brandy's like, yeah, but like when you're on a reality show, like you guys know, you have to put everything out there, you know, and people are gonna find out about it. And like me and me are trying to cool now. So whatever. Yeah, well, that's the other thing is that like, they're fine. So, um, so then, you know, Taylor is just saying that Taylor basically has years of pent-up anger

that she's unleashing now. And she's like, you know what? In season one, when all the class earlyities were there, we all would, brandy, I'm not finished. I'm not finished. You come on and you start in the pot and you're just a little cinnamon stick. Just bear with me, I'm gonna take this as far as I can. You're a cinnamon stick in an actually successful pot of water. I'm everyone's just staring at her,

like even Vicki's like, what the hell, I was trying to stay that far with that. And Tim was like, what the fuck is a cinnamon? What? But it wouldn't be a nice, I mean, I feel like if you have a successful pot of water, I feel like a cinnamon stick would be lovely. Right? When does cinnamon ever hurt anything?

That's my question. And an actually successful pot of water. Also, it's funny because people add cinnamon to make something more interesting. Like, yeah. Anyone's adding cinnamon to your water, it's because it's too plain and boring, lady. Okay. The cereal's not called toast crunch.

It's called cinnamon toast crunch. So, tamas like, yeah, with the fuck a cinnamon, and Eva says, what is an unsuccessful pot of water? Let's start there. So the tailor makes this metaphor even more strange, she says, you jumped in, you jumped in the, you jumped in the, what would we, in the tater?

She says, you jumped into the water. On top of a building, which was this successful, six successful once a vast. So let me, let me see what? In summary, there is a pot of successful water on a building that was built by the people who also Made the water and then you climbed up you were a you were a Cinnamon stick with human powers to climb and you climbed up a building and jumped into an actual successful pot of water on top of a successful building Thank you very much

actual successful pot of water on top of a successful building. Thank you very much. Wendy just starts cracking up and she goes, okay, okay, you know, if I jump across the team, it's not gonna be cute. And Eva's trying to like pretend to hold her back. And she's like, no, no, listen, I'm not finished. Now, and she tells us she has all these unresolved issues and she's not gonna let Brandy just sweet talk her and To saying sorry, you know saying sorry once and then she's supposed to let everything go And she's like there is a lot more that we need to talk about and she goes ask everyone here How many critics choice awards they've won and Brandy goes, I'm sorry for what? He's talking about about just a reality television

because we are the only ones that ever won that. And then Fager goes, What did you just say? This is just silly and petty. So Brandy is like, Oh my God, you're just like Jolanda Rinda right now. Oh, and her name is Jolanda. Jolanda, Jolanda,

You better back that shit up right now. She's like, no, no, just like, you guys are like obsessed with how much people like you. You are, you're going every single show that you can possibly go on. You shop wherever you can, and you shop wherever you can at a one night stand so don't do that to me.

You guys, you guys are like, I'm more happy than you are. Until there's like the fact is, you say the original housewives of Beverly Hills were not good She was I was not me you said that I did not and she is on you went Brandy's like no, no, I said successful. I said you weren't successful. Yeah, were you successful? Was your husband successful? I was like oh my god Well, she goes because your husband and then they just sort of cut off the audio,

they dropped the audio from whatever she said. And, which is, congrats to Brandy for being able to do that twice in your career now to have whatever you say be so bad that probably won't air it. And everyone was like, whoa! I mean, it is like, it's pretty vile. We have to just assume we know what she said.

We have to just assume we know what she said. Like, we have to assume, and we, and like, this is the, this is the old, like, you better say what it is, because our, whatever we assume is gonna be much worse. It's the, the college ragers, but in this case, it really is bad. And everyone, And it was brandy.

I mean, brandy has like this certain talent of just, not topping herself, because that's like a high point like lowering herself Like what would that be like bottoming herself? I don't know what you would call it But wow, right when you think wow, we've seen Brandy go as low as she possibly can jeez Yeah, it's really bad. It's really gross and she was doing so well and And then you know and ph in Fadre's like, well, anyone who throws a rocket brand,

you should expect five blows to come back. It's like, yes, but also, like, maybe we should have some gun control, okay? So Eva's like, she's like, well, you guys don't play like I play, so she just sort of walks out and brings like, no, I just mean like, you know, was it a successful season? I wasn't successful, was it successful? I don't think it was a successful thing. She now tries to like, back up as if it brings like, no, I just mean like, you know, was it a successful season? It wasn't successful, was it successful? I don't think it was a success at the time,

saying. She now tries like back up as if it was like a semantics thing. It wasn't like making fun of of Russell dying by suicide. Oh God. So, Eva's like, I can't be around that. That is just disgusting, you know? And so, Vicky's like, take it back, take it back, take it back right now. Drunes like, you just said that? Why would you say that? Take she came after me! She's like, yeah, but you can't do that, Vicky.

And Taylor's like, I came at you about your actions, shut the fuck up. Listen to your own words. Yeah, and yeah, she was like, listen to me. And Vryndia's like, okay, I'm gonna walk away because I'm about to get kind of, she like like, listen to me. And Randy's like, okay, I'm gonna walk away because I'm about to get kind of blah blah blah. She like doesn't finish her sentence. And then, and tell her, I am trying to help you, Brandy.

She's like, well, this isn't helping. So, and she'll, well, maybe if you listen it well. So, Jill's like, you know, Brandy's a low-brow, blowgirl, you know, just don't go there with her. If it just happened, I get it. But this stuff is so old, you know? And also, she drinks. So, you know what I say about people who drink? Don't understand it, happened I get it but this stuff is so old you know and also she drinks so you know what I say about people who drink don't understand it don't get it don't talk

to them that's what I say yeah um so then Jill goes to Brandy so Brandy's like at the bar or whatever she walks off so she walks off with Brandy so Brandy's like well I'm sorry but like if you come at me like with your fingers on my face I'm gonna say something and now Fadre is there and Brandy's like she's saying I'm like my face, I'm gonna say something. And now Fadress there. And Brandy's like, she's saying I'm like saying stuff, but I'm not saying stuff. I mean, I'm friends with Kyle, Kim, Brandy, I'm like, where are you?

Like, what the hell? Like, I've never said a bad word about the girls. Yeah, right. Yeah, you know, like, I'm sorry. She went low, I'm sorry, went low, but she said that like, they were successful. Like, this is not true. Yeah, but yeah, I don't think like, but she said that like they were successful. Like this is not true.

Yeah, but yeah, I don't think like the outcome of Russell is, that's like an indication of whether a Bravo TV series is successful and they shouldn't really be linked. And so, Jules, like, well, would you take it back if you could? Brandy's like, no. You're okay. And so, yeah, she's like, I'm sick of being the bad guy for people who have like Brandy's like, no. You're okay.

And so, yeah, she's like, I'm sick of being the bad guy for people who have no problem with me. Like, I don't get that at all. I'm like, well, you wouldn't be the bad guy if you don't say things that are just incredibly violent, disrespectful to you in life. I know, because that's the thing with her. She's always, she's right in so many ways, like in so many situations.

Yes, she's right. She's right. Yeah. And in this situation with Taylor, she's right. Like Taylor's bringing up all the shit. I mean, yes, that was kind of shitty to do. We can get into a whole discussion on why are we shaming Zergacy and everything else from that season. Yeah. But it was a long time ago and I'm kind of sick of that being an acceptable story line. Like we're going to shame these kids or make them feel like they're less than or

whatever for being born of circus. It was pretty fucking disgusting. But like if you want to go back there, we can, but why are you going back there? You know, that was a shitty thing to do. Brandy was right until she just goes that extra mile. She's just being terrible. It's almost like a fear of success. Like what would you call it? It's like you're almost there and then you're almost at the finish line and then you just, you know,

bang yourself in the ankle with a hammer. Like why? I think that she's most at ease when people don't like her. I think there's some weird shit going on there. So, you know, so, so, so, Fadre's like, we're some wealthy women sitting around arguing about somebody's told somebody to see if he's got about someone. This is foolishness.

So, and then she goes, and this is hands down the craziest dinner and the hardest chairs. It's awful. I'm just kidding, and the hardest chairs, it's awful. I'm just kidding, top, even with all this cushion. So even with all this cushion in my butt, I could make these chairs work. So then Taylor, meanwhile, I love those. Taylor's like, I think it speaks anthologies of who she is. I love it.

Like, it's telling lots of different stories. All of those many short stories. Many, many, many, many short stories about who she is. So they are coming back to the table and Tamer's like, I mean, that's a bad paper chance. I'm gonna have a chance. I mean, not there, but other people. And because it doesn't affect you, Taylor. It doesn't affect you. So like just stop it.

And Dorenda's like, yeah, you know what? Don't ever say shit about a husband. You know, you should never go there. You should be gracious. You should be kind. You should be peaceful. Okay, which is the word now. Be peaceful. Be peaceful. I love you so much. You know what Brandy, listen, what if you a son died? Now even say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everyone's like, and Dorenda was actually doing so well, and then she messed it up because Brandy is actually nodding, I'm saying, okay, she's getting through to Brandy actually. But then she says, how about if your son died? So then you just know, okay, this is not gonna,

so many people are triggered just by them, you're mentioned of their children, but to mention it also, even in a hypothetical, so everyone's like, no, no, no, no, and you know, this is also going to be Brandy's get out of jail free card, because now it doesn't have to engage about what she did.

She can just use this as something to get mad about and storm away from which is what she does, you know? So everyone's kind of like, Durinda's actually, believe it or not, I don't think what Durinda is saying is that terrible because she's trying to make Brandy understand the gravity of what she said.

Like that, like someone so close, I'm not saying it was like then maybe the nicest analogy, but I don't think she was saying I she wasn't saying I will see all the his close analogy fight right. It's like here we are back at analogy fighting, you know, like of course no one must but they why wasn't it just like Jorinta that's disgusting. You don't say that in the end, but then it turns into like who's a better analogy J Duranda. Choose a better analogy, but, you know, yeah, you're right, East Coast analogies, you know, Jackie with Gia, Marge, talking about Hitler. We'd meet Theresa in here to be like,

but you know what I'm saying, I was analogies. Flink, flink, flink, flink, flink. So it was a gross analogy, but wow, the reaction to it was crazy, I've been, I thought. So she was like, you know what, that's just a bad karma. And Brandi just cracks her knuckles. And she's like, she tells us some, what are you doing, Duranda?

Like, this is not your fight. But then back at the table, she goes, don't you ever take it out like that? And Duranda goes, I would never do that. Brandi goes, you're just did, because my husband died. Death is terrible. So then Brandy storms off, and Randa's like, well, I'm sorry about that.

I was like, well, actually, they're into a apologize. The first time. So then Brandy goes over to the bar, and she's like, because she's like, oh, mad. She's like, tearing her, tearing her, tearing her, and she's like, give me a vodka. No! So, Jill's, Jill's. I love that for some for some reason yeah we'll cut the bartender for now so

Jill's like you know what's you know what's happening Dorenda's drinking that's what happens when people drink up and sing it all episode long period point closed and at the same time so Fadre and Jill are with Randy Mouth-A-Bar, and Jill's like, you know, I've said it, and then Jill and Fadre at the same time go, too wrong, so make it right. They're like, haha, and Fadre goes, well, you didn't hurt her. She goes, but I want to beat her up, she goes, no. That lady could be your mom, but you can't do that because no she's something like five years older than me major cuz oh real yeah it is kind of crazy so then they start they fall over laughing I had to pause and I was laughing so hard

that was hilarious then Durinda comes over because listen you make a mockery of people dying and she's get a bitch get out of my face no you, you don't get to say bitch to me. I'm saying it right now because you referenced my fucking child. Yeah, crazy. And she says, um, she's like, you do not want this, do you, Rinda? And Fadre was like dragging her away. And she says that she feels bad for D'Rinda because she's like clearly out of control on all levels. And she's like, but she's fucking with a wrong bitch. But you know, here's the thing, though. Brandy can't go around. Can't for 10 years say, like, you come at, like, you come at me with this. I'm going to come back at you. Like, you have to be able to take a two and some,

you know, like, when you do that. Like admittedly she wasn't coming for Durinda, but like if you're gonna drop a bomb on the table, amongst a table where there are actually three widows, you're gonna do that, and then someone's gonna come back, someone who's gone through that very real and traumatic pain, and someone's gonna be like,

what about that, have you ever thought about that? And then like, you're gonna get it back. I'm sorry, that's just how I feel. I don't think that Dorenda was, it was maybe a tasteless analogy, but she wasn't wishing death on anyone. I would not have said it myself, but I think Brandy has to be able to take it. Yeah, I mean, you can't, it's two seconds ago,

this fight was about Brandy doing this to somebody else, you know, and now she gets it done to her and she's like, Oh my god, like breaking out, you know, yeah, but that was really gross during the Jews. So then, um, so Eva goes, what the hell is going on? Because they're screaming and yelling. And even it's like, what's going on? Dorenda is doing this at her old job. I mean, she's definitely not getting that job again. That's for sure. She's never getting that year again. Yeah. And then, uh, and then Taylor's like, well, let's, let's, let's go back and wop it. And he's like, it's not wop it. It's wop it up. God. And Vicki and the episode with this classic line.

She goes, this is like the Berkshers, Edward like the Berkshers. Oh, God, go away, go back, go back to Oklahoma, please. Done. Done with you. But the rest of it, wow, fun show. It's crazy. I mean, fun and insane, you know?

Yeah, I was like, wow, they are really going there tonight. Wow. Okay, well, we'll have to see where this goes. I mean, we put all those crazies in the same room together, especially the drinking the drunk ones, because I mean, these are three of the most intense drunks this shows ever had. I mean, it's missing Kim Richards, obviously, but you've got the Durinda, the brandy and the Taylor. Those are the three biggest drinkers on here. I mean, you put those three on one show and what do you expect? Yeah, it goes wild.

So so fun or at least, I thought it was fun. I mean, I left the whole time. Even those dark parts, I was like, there were still funny in the in between parts of those. I mean it was that part I just felt like some of the I don't feel like the episodes have to be as long as they are I feel like there's a lot of just sort of stuff that's kind of like we could just sort of we can make these episodes a little tighter but Always bring it considering we're watching what crap is I know I think that could We're in an hour and nine minutes I guess vote in the end. Considering we're watching what crap ends. I know. I think that could,

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