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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Kenya's yacht party and Tre's Meat(ball) Gala. There's lots of fighting, apologizing, and uneaten carbs. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And thanks for being here. Now let's get into real high swaths, ultimate, world strip. Otherwise, whoa, that's what I'm doing. Maybe how's that down there? Maybe so you had the bottom zone. What an episode. Oh my God.

Everyone was saying episode five, you're never, like, whoa, whoa, bad episode five. And it was a big, whoa, it was like a, it was a lot. I mean, not like a complaint. It was like, wow, this, this episode, it just keeps going in such a terrible direction. And I knew, I knew it was gonna be good Because they didn't linger at the breakfast table like normal like normally they have a conversation over breakfast where they talk about like

Oh, well, you know my favorite fruit is pear. I have so many friends fans just send me pairs but cost the world It's like okay, but today they just went out that went out the door So we knew the drama was gonna be starting hot and heavy Well not without but today they just went out, they went out the door, so we knew the drama was gonna be starting hot and heavy. Well, not without, did the start with Luanne doing your face ray, Kyle's face cream, we're seeing everybody's different things, and then Trey, just kissing her card from Louis,

like, oh, my man, my man. My man. Your Ramona and Kyle are like besties now, so they go into the confessional together. Ramona is like, oh my god, look at you. You look like you're ready to jump on someone's bones. Okay. Well, whoa, you're about to go hump someone

at a black type gall, a very easy access. Okay, I'm not calling you with slut. I wish, I'm actually praising you for being a slut. I wish I could be a slut just like that. I'm gonna cry about it later, okay? Yeah, so I talk about how much fun that pajama party was when we see clips of that and clips of Ramona peeing herself.

And then the producer asked Kyle what he thinks of the man doing the shot off of Michael the butler. And she's like, oh my God, we don't do that in Beverly Hills in this town. In this town, that my God, we don't do that in Beverly Hills in this town. In this town, that's not how we do shots. So then Luann is on Luann cam, aka her cell phone. And she's like, Oh, well, this morning I woke up and walked in the kitchen and saw Michael's mom and I had a walk of shame moment where I thought, Oh, how shameful.

That she doesn't even know my music. Oh, terrible. So she goes in the kitchen and she's, you know, the mom's like, how was short-might? Hooker. Hooker, 80. Locker. Locker.

Oh, yeah. That was fine. It was fine. It was fine. So then Kenya's doing her makeup in the bathroom and Ramona is still talking to Kyle. And Ramona is like, you know what? It's like, I just, Kenya and I just wasn't showing with her.

Like everybody else, guy. Yeah, she's like, you know what? And like sometimes I feel like she's seeing certain things to make me react, guy. But so like what I'm doing is unlike me, but it's like it's doing it and it's really working okay. I'm sippin' it. I'm sippin' it, which he said something's a little negative, I'm just like you know, sippin' a zip. I'm like Beetlejuice, okay? I'm like Beetle, what was I like to call it? The Wann Juice, because she's basically like a Beetle, okay? You can say that again. Love is all you mean. Not that kind of task. Yes, today.

So I love that Ramona starts every episode of this show going, you know what? Today, I'm just going to zip it. Okay. I'm just going to go zip it. Zip it. Zip. Every single episode.

Yeah. You know what? I've worked on myself and I've come a long way and you know, just asked Andy Cohen when he met me 20 years ago, you know, I've done a complete 180. I'm like the softer and nicer and I'm warmer and I'm more caring person. Okay. Why you laughing? Why you laughing?

I am. I'm a nice person. Okay. And Kyle's like, you're my partner in crime. We have more fun than anyone else. And so then, you know, Ramona's just cracking up because Ramona's cracking up because she says she's a kinder, more soft loving person.

And the producer starts cracking up. She's like, why are you laughing? Oh yeah, why are you laughing? I'm nice, okay. I was watching the island, baby! It just goes into the opening credits. Then you feel the island, Fever! Fever!

Fever! Fever! I actually watched the opening credits five times in a row last night. So, we start with... Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y- and it's day five of eight. And so Michael and the vacuum guy are going through, is this where the vacuum guy is? Yeah, the vacuum guy. It's just a mess from the pajama party might. And he's like, oh my god, it feels like we're on day 30,

doesn't it? Vacuum guy, the vacuum guy is just ignoring him. And he's like, look at this, Boas, P-Pabs. All right, vacuum guy who doesn't care, pretend that we have a relationship.'s like, look at this. Bowers, P pads, all right, vacuum call, who doesn't care, pretend that we have a relationship. You're going to finish cleaning this. And I'm going to go give the girls the ice canary. All right, we having fun vacuum guy. He's just like, stop for talking to me, dude. Just let me do my fucking job. And I'm going to go.

Okay. So Melissa's in bed. And Kenya has organized the yacht day for today. And then there's gonna be a big dinner tonight That Teresa's gonna do. So Kenya's like Teresa bring your sexy game. This is gonna. This is a gone with the win fabulous party Has Kenya even seen that movie because I know It burns down at the end. Okay. I do not want to go to a gone with the wind party Burns down at the end. Okay, I do not want to go to a gone with the wind party. Okay, for many reasons. Okay, most of them are racist ass and also that the whole place burns down at the end. Okay, it doesn't sound like a fun night.

Also, it's like just time to move on to another catch phrase. I mean, she's really milked this thing for a very, very long time. And I'm saying this as someone who likes milking things for a very, very long time. So then Ramona's in the mirror. She's looking herself in the mirror. She's like, well, I think this looks like Yachting sheep. And she's doing this dance where she's sort of like, she's like moving her hands up and down. Like, she almost has two family feud buzzers on your side of her. And she's just hitting them left and right like oh

Whoa, lackable with family view, okay? Yarding chic yarding chic yarding chic yarding chic yarding chic So Theresa and Melissa are having breakfast and Theresa's like oh my god The mouth is I can't with the mouth is I'm Like Theresa that's just one of Louis' cards. Oh, whoops. So, the ladies are like, I have a muffin every day,

but I feel like I just need carbs because I'm not having carbs. I just can't wait to eat tonight because I want some of your food, Teresa. I just love to eat. I eat carbs all the time and have this body. That's what I'm saying. So now they head out to the yacht and let's go girls. Cynthia, you come in.

You know in the wise words of Shania Twain's, let's go girls. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. Capere. Yes. So they start piling up into the fans and Kenny is like, um, it smells like someone's trying to cover up poop smell in here. What is that? Smells like poop smell. And then the, the editor is kept to Ramono's face in the other car. Like, it's so shady.

You're not teaming. But, but also when she says that Kyle is in the backseat putting lotion on her face. So like the fact that she says it smells like someone trying to cover up poop smell. And Kyle is literally smearing something on her face is also a funny visual So Kyle Kenya Melissa Luana in a van and Kenya's like um So why do we all look so great except one person who looks like they don't fit in and They were like oh geez here she goes Luana is it Ramona?

Oh, it's Ramona. She looks like she's going to a rock and roll concert. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, one of those day class say things with people, men with long hair, run, shaving with fireworks. That's not what you call music. I'll tell you what's real music. Billy Stretch on the keys.

Hit it, boys. That's not what you call music. I'll tell you what's real music. Billy stretch on the keys hit it boys Real music is Cabaret and Cabaret is real Law and Carl psyched you mean her do you mean her outfit or what are you talking about and the way I was like Well, I just love to travel dressed personally. I mean and can you guess me too? I mean it's so unsophisticated to get on a plane in flip flops and leggings So on Paul is mean to I mean it's so unsophisticated to get on a plane in flip flops and leggings so I'm polished. Could you imagine going on a plane in shorts and leggings and not even wearing a Giovanni evening gown. Could you imagine not

even wearing one single sequin onto an airplane. That's ridiculous. Okay, me. It's like my nanny really embarrassed me so much. We're flying private and you're wearing flip flops and looking crazy and wearing a logo shirt. You know, I had to write up a whole travel thing for her. And Kyle tells us, I don't know that there's like a, I didn't know there was a whole special attire for a nanny to wear on a private jet. And this is honestly one of the most unrelated conversations I've ever had. And I'm from Beverly Hills. So you see what I just did. I just made myself relatable by talking about things

that are unrelated. God, I love me. I've been adding to them from Beverly Hills. We know Kyle, Jesus. Also, I have to say I liked when they were talking about like people, you know, going onto airplanes, looking like slabs and the man goes, oh, elegance is learned.

That's a quote from one of my hit songs. So glad we have this in joke together. Twirl, Lewand, twirl. You've got elegance is learned and she could say, Libby, all over the place. And twirl, girl, twirl. This cast is starting to get like a dinner theater. You know, it's like here's Missy Gainer

with Oliver Best's songs. So well, there's no excuse to not look cute, you know? So now they arrive at Blue Haven Marina and they got on this yacht. It's an 80 foot yacht and everyone's like, you know what? They get the better sometimes, okay? Yeah, I love the way you roll. We got the, what do you, line? We got the, we got the, the boat.

What's the line again? Y'all. I can't believe she didn't pull out a, we got the we got the the boat what's the line again yeah I can't believe she didn't pull out a we got girls can you believe it because she loves quoting herself yeah so we're gonna say you know what this is like a B okay you know what the big at the bed sometimes so Kenya says it's gonna be a rich bitch yacht day and can you just watch your step and then Cynthia trips over the step. Poor Cynthia. Yeah, this is not going well for her. So then Kenya explains to us what a rich bitch is because none of

us now. We're all too poor to really understand what the term rich bitch means. So Kenya is like, a rich bitch is a girl who saved a couple of coins and she can sprinkle them around. I believe in self care. Self care in this instance is a yacht. So then that Margarita's come out and everything and Ramona does a toast to Kenya and they're like, and then they like walk around and the way and then trips were Cynthia trips. She goes oh Jack all right. I'm gonna need some asshole to fix that I mean you can't just have cap race stars walk around falling on their faces can you and Ramona is really trying to kiss Kenyaz about This whole time to yes like y'all what a great like yeah, Kenya, but you had the best ideas anybody have ever heard of guy

Like everything can you does your mind? It's, well, can you have great idea, great toast. So then they are just like, now they're just like, sort of sunning and relaxing. And then a boat of paparazzi comes motoring up and Kyle's like, oh my God, guys. I'm sure some people like the idea of paparazzi following you, but I personally don't like the idea of someone watching me shove a cheeseburger in my face. The last thing that I want is to be photographed

while I'm being filmed for television. Also, Kyle saying that when you literally had fat burger at your every party that you had filmed on TV for how many years, and one of the most famous gifts of Kyle is eating a hamburger at. Yes, exactly. So then of course, Kyle who just hates when the pop rods take photos of her, the first thing she does is she starts preening for the cameras because let's give them something to talk about ladies. Kyle is so hypocritical. Yeah. So then Melissa likes.

They like posting pictures and dancing. And it starts raining. And so, And by the way, did you notice, I'm sorry to interrupt. Did you notice that when Kyle trying to preen, she gives Louis, she's like, here, Lohan,

can you hold my drink? I was like, now see this is how you get in trouble. Kyle for all Kyle is talking about like, oh, I hate when they watch us. You just set Lohan up, you know, tabloids. Lohan, Lohan, Dill,

except caught drinking on a yacht, right? Holding Kyle's drink. Yeah, Kyle's like whoops. So then some of them go in, but Luann and Kyle stay outside and Kyle's like, I love the rain, it fills up my Margarita. God is my bartender. And Luann's like, oh, Kyle, we should go downstairs because this was hot for about two seconds.

All right, let's go. So they can go away. That is so Kyle Richards to like make God her servants. Yeah. Like, God's my bartender. That's like, of course, Kyle. Of course, Kyle, you're gonna do that.

Cause I just can't make a margarita in this town. So then they go in and the way I was like, were you kidding? This is nothing compared to our trip to Cartagena. That was the Titanic Missing Leo the Caprio of course. Oh honey divided by three you're too young for Leo the Caprio Yeah, we're gonna cut it Jenna. Oh my god. I almost died there. I'm just

Joyed and of course then we get like a shot of it. Oh the buck gets and all that good stuff Sir a moment. It's like you what? Very excited about the food man. The squash soup. Wow, Kenya. Whoa, everything you chose on the menu is amazing. Kenya. What? This is the best menu we've had all lunch time. Okay. So then Ramona's taking more shots and she's being nice. She's trying to be really nice to the server. She's like, you want, I don't want to overwhelm you.

You've been very good. I may even tip you, but I just want another shot on my glass. Could you do that for me? Please, thank you. I love all your work, Mr. Servant. And Ramona, Kyle's like, yeah, I think that someone talked to Ramona because she's talking crazy to the servers. I don't want to overwhelm you.

And so Ramona is like, you know what? It's because I see myself on TV and I think, oh my god, I look so rude. You know what? You become more self-aware. All it takes is about 12 years and you change a little bit. You know what I'm saying? And Cynthia's like, Cynthia flares her eyes and get a, oh, and the man goes, well, that is no always true. I mean,

Rona's notorious for treating the staff badly. It's just you, what? It's not true. Don't make up things that are true. We're, I'm not making up shit, Rona. Okay.

And Rona says, what you're accusing me of something? Well, I'm not accusing you of anything. You're notoriously rude to people in the house. And by a house, I'm not talking about the general audience. That's before a stage. Of course, that's reserved for stage performers like myself. I'm talking about people specifically in an actual house.

Well, let her respond since he's like, let her respond, okay? She's, well, I was gonna give her a compliment and say, she's gotten better about it. You know what? Sometimes I go into my own world. Okay, she's well, I was gonna give her a compliment and say she's gotten better about it You know what sometimes I go into my own world. It's like that song that Aliden sang I was like a whole new Ramonga's world a fabulous place that Marya wishes He were in because when I'm way up here with every my dear There's nowhere like a place where I'm on a carpet And so Krasak were you an only child or a monk?

She's, no, the way, I'm just the only one that still looks like a child? Okay, cause an angel is gay! And she's my mother gave me thoughts of love, but she also told all of us kids that we were mistakes. And Kenyka's, um, yeah, but my mother has never even looked at me in the eye my entire life or acknowledged me being in a room, and I don't speak to people like that. Uh, it has been pretty original. Can you has been pretty fucking rude to staff in my memory? Remember that.

Remember the. In this town locked herself in the bathroom at the Barberty place. locked herself in the bathroom at the barbecue place. Yeah, she, I mean, Kenya has some nice revisionist history going on in this episode. I also like her combination of saying like I act like a woman and also and I'm going to one up your motherly trauma story at the same time. Yeah. Oh my God. It's a mommy trauma story. It also explains why Ramona really triggers, Ramona really triggers Kenya. I mean, Ramona

would trigger anyone, but especially like this older dismissive lady that's like pure Kenya trigger points right there, right? So then Kyle tries to then one up and Kyle goes, well, my mom raised us that like since we were little like we'd like you know we'd go into a store and try on everything because we were basically very famous and we had to go make our own beds and we had to wash our own cars because we did own cars at nine yeah because again success and you know my mom like that was traumatic for us being so well behaved. And Melissa's like Ramona are you just stressed out? And it's like Melissa she is well she's giving me crazy eyes over here what I'm just asking her if she's dressed out. She is, um, you disrespect everyone while

they're talking, Melissa. She is sorry. I heard the story. You're telling me to go ahead. Tell us just, oh, are you pulling a remote? I mean, you've heard the story before. You know, Kenya actually said, please respect everyone while they're talking, which is funny because Ramona was actually starting to talk about her own personal trauma about her mother and Kenya interrupted to talk about her trauma instead, which is kind of kind of a funny twist there. Yeah, some listeners like Jesus, not that serious, and Cynthia goes, well today's not the first day's happened, okay Melissa? Now listen, we've all talked over each other and there are times when I wanted to say something where I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's hard to get a word in. It's like, I love that you're over talking,

talking about over talking. Yeah. And she goes, you know, and someone goes, well, actually, when I was a little girl and then it's like, didn't you hear me like, fucking talking? And poor Cynthia, they didn't even bother to roll the footage of Kenya talking over her from like the two episodes ago.

Right. Cynthia is like jumping in to stand up for Kenya, a role to footage of Kenya talking over her from like the two episodes ago. Right. Cynthia is like jumping in to stand up for Kenya, but she's really mad about Kenya doing that to her at the other dinner. So something is like misplacing a lot. Yeah, she's like, you know, sometimes, you know, sometimes you just have to be aware that like several people have just been, you know, I've seen a lot of people been interrupted. Like some people may, for instance, have a very vital anecdote about judging a beauty pageant

in the Philippines, and maybe they wanted to share that story, and maybe they got interrupted several times. Just saying, just thinking out loud. She goes, yeah, how many times have I started a conversation? And someone's like, well, when I was a little girl, I'm like, I love that you're just like taking everyone's childhood trauma, and just being like, I wanted to talk about judging this Philippine,

bad day. I know. That was the hardest, I wanted to talk about judging this Philippines. Oh, damn. I know. That was the hardest thing I ever had to do in my life. Well, you know what, my mother said I was a mistake. And Kyle just goes, I don't even know who's mad at who right now, because everyone's getting mad at each other for reasons that don't really make sense. You've got like Kenya, anti-Malissa, all of a sudden,

it seems to come out of nowhere. And the Cynthia anti-, it's crazy. But also, but also I would just want to point out that Kyle does. Kyle does like, she does like a slow burn and Kyle is still really upset about that game night where Cynthia got mad at her. So Kyle's revenge is that she is slowly trying to make Cynthia seem like a crazy, a crazy person slash like no fun because Cynthia just says, listen, I just want people to be more mindful because I want to hear what

everyone has to say. And then Melissa and Kyla are like, wow, wow, she's so serious. Wow, look how serious Cynthia is. She's so serious. Like you guys are just trying to like, you guys are this is just part of the plan to put Cynthia in a box like out of the group, right? I don't think so. I don't think so. I think Cynthia is being really serious. I don't understand where she's even coming from. Like you're not even in this conversation. And where are you anti Melissa? Are you anti Melissa? As Melissa's with Kyle? Like Melissa didn't do anything. She just said God Ramona. Are you like didn't, I don't even understand why anybody's

man. I think Cynthia is doing a lot of this to herself on this trip. And she kind of admits it later. Someone asked me, and I forget who asked me, I think it was one of our friends. I apologize, or maybe it was one of our listeners, I'm really sorry to whoever asked this, but they actually had like a pretty good theory, which is wondering whether or not Cynthia knew she was not coming back to Atlanta already. Like did did she or if she had an inkling like could that have fueled maybe frustrations on her end?

That's a yeah, that's a good question. I really don't know. It seemed like this show. They was probably like her last ditch effort because I think if she had already been fired, she probably wouldn't have been on it, right? Because they don't have any firehouse wise on this one. So it seems like this was like her last ditch effort and it's like without Kenya, like what are you going to have really? Yeah. It seems like Kenya was like done with her, especially after all this fighting and got rid of her. Yeah.

Help. So at least help to got rid of her. Yeah, helped or at least helped to get rid of her. So Cynthia's basically like, guys, they just be more mindful than Kyle turns to Ken, he goes, am I getting red? Is this a red? Is this a red? Just like, no, it's not red.

Yeah. So Melissa's like, well, listen, I think it's fair to say that we all need more self-awareness and we're all attention-horns. And Cynthia goes, um, I've never been called an attention-horn, actually. And she goes, oh my God, you take everything so serious. She goes, well, after five days, you probably noticed that, hey, you know, Cynthia isn't one that's jumping for the spotlight.

I mean, would a, would attention whore be a model? Would an attention whore dedicate her life to walking down a runway, a small strip of platform worth an entire room taking pictures of them? I do not think so. Yeah, so Melissa's like, I receive her. Get it? I receive it. That's I didn't really get it.

It's just like muttering. She's so angrily. Yeah, she's like, I received that. That's I didn't really get that. I said, it's just like muttering. She's so angrily. Yeah, she's like, who knows how. Yeah. I love this Cynthia. I wish this this Cynthia we always had, just like cranky and just so annoyed at everyone around her.

Yeah, so she's like, you know, they can't respect someone while they're talking. I mean, if I can just get through these last three days and go home. So then um, we see the boat and it looks like there's a little baby shark by the boat. So I was like, yeah, jumping down, jump, go. But um, so I'm not even going to, I'm not going to guess on that because I'm afraid I'll break into song. So um, so Kyle, of course, goes up to Cynthia,

I was like, oh, Cynthia is everything okay?. She's like we're good. We're good Oh my god, I have a I have a running joke about this by the way because like when Erica Derardi is pissed and when we say like how's everything Joey says we're good. We're good. So So are you mad at me? She's like we are good and Kyle's like listen, I know we're good means that we're not good, but I'm just going to keep my mouth shut because I just want to get through this. It's time for commercial.

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on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So then we hear some whistles and there's a guy boat passing their boat. They're like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Well, like really that's quite a memory. We got there. I know I was like well turtle time. Whoa look at all those men I just wish I could be a slut like the wands think with all of them okay Yeah, they're all shouting out their greatest hits Ramona screaming turtle time and Ramona's like no what? I don't know if I'm good at thirding Very charismatic guy men like attention and a outgoing, friendly and men respond to that. So then, now it's time for Kenya to have a game. Okay, and let's also point out that in the chaos that ensues, Ramona is truly awful and

it's pretty much like 99.9% wrong with all of it. But let's not also forget that Kenya Here has a very Very toxic game and then she acts a prize that it becomes so toxic and immediately starts it with Romana too And like yeah, like it like a meat like she just goes right for the trigger point that she knows our trigger points, right? Yeah, so she's like, ha, well, we all have said some shady things about each other on our own shows. And I had my little assistant who was dressed so embarrassingly on the airplane, do some research, and get me some cards of things we have said on our respective shows that could

be considered quite shady. Well, I'm from Oh, shit. So Melissa's like, oh, Kenya, you know, this is going to do nothing but make it's bark. And so Kenya's like, it's going to be fun. And so he's like, stir the pot. Stir the pot, girl. Stir the pot.

So the game is called who said that? Ha ha ha ha. So each of you will pull the card. She just reads the rules basically, right? So then Romana's like, oh my god, I thought that's game. So this game is almost as good as that bunch of menu. Kenya, you were a great hostess, okay? Yeah.

So the first clue is I try for years to be able to trust, but what girlfriend calls up your ex asking for more information. She focuses more on my life than her life. She needs to trust. But what girlfriend calls up your ex asking for more information, she focuses more on my life than her life she needs to focus. So Cynthia guesses Ramona to Luan. And Melissa's guesses Luan about Ramona, which is correct, of course. Yeah. So Luan's like, well, it was Ramona who called all of Tom's ex girlfriends. I mean, Tom is really, really surfacing big time on this show and Ramona is looking to what? Because the man had only met him for three months and he sent beautiful

Cardiac bracelets to all three of his fucking girlfriends besides heart and I go this is not good, okay? So why? He married? Teresa's on that now and then I go, that's right, he married, huh? Teresa's on that now, and then I go, that's right, he sure did. And Luan tells us the point isn't that he gave some girl jewelry, it's that Ramona called to try and dig up dirt on me in retrospect. Was it wrong about Tom?

No, but it was wrong of Ramona. You know what, guys at dogs, okay? my brother was a dog before he met Melissa, and I'm not saying that she's that makes sort of bitch or anything like that. But what I'm saying is that she has very low standards and married a dog. Okay, and I, and that's my brother. You know, I don't care. I'll throw him on the bus. Basically they're both bullshit people. Well, you know what? This guy was a dog when he married that that's it. She as well She's not wrong, but who digs like that who does it and Teresa's like you shouldn't have did that you shouldn't Did that Teresa's yelling is very upset about this. You know what he was fucking three other girls when she met him okay

And Kyle's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I'm gonna protect all of you by earring out all the gossip about you right now, okay? And then the Wann is like What did you say? What did you say? She calls me to know if I said anything actually I don't know if I don't even know if I said anything actually, I don't know if I said anything. You just said I thought too! Oh, you went better than the first time you've been in a slot.

That's right. I did. But is that my prerogative to Kiss and Tell? Or is that you're prerogative to Kiss and Tell? I'm telling you the same thing I told Bobby Brown. It's my prerogative bitch. Everybody's talking all this stuff about me. Why don't they just let me live?

Okay, I don't need commission to make my own decisions. That's my prerogative, Ramona. And Trees is like, You should've been done that. You should've been dead that. You should've been dead that. And we're gonna go on. You know what? What?

I'll see you know It's like every little step I take Ramona will be there every little breath I make she will be there That's all Okay, so she's like we're on a reality show said she as well You will never, ever, ever, ever, ever. She's like, why would you dissed that? And Romano goes, you know what? Own it, the way you just own it.

And the one's like, I did, I did own it. I did sleep with him the first night. And then guess what? I married him on the second night. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Loser. Don't be cruel, Ramona, don't be cruel. So then, so like Louisa is like, you will never, ever fucking change. And then she takes the like the card and it just shoves it.

And to Ramona's bathing, she's like, you won't change, okay. But what's wrong with, you know what, what's wrong with you fucking on the first night? okay but what's wrong with you know what what's what's wrong with you fucking on the first night okay what's wrong with it oh yeah she said that they marisa and I married him she changes it around like what what's wrong with that that's good what I'm saying is how are you fucked him on the first side it was a compliment okay and so Kyle's like well don't say that about the man that she married. And remember this. But he fucked everybody, okay?

And Kyle's like, don't say that, it hurts your friend. Oh, well, she's a girls girl, haven't you heard Kyle? She was, yeah, can you what? I'm a girls girl and I want you about Tom. I want you about Tom, okay? I'm lost in my notes, I can't tell where you are. Oh, there it is. So, Kyle's like, well, we're making a show, but honestly it broke her heart. You know, you've added salt to the wound. Yeah, Kyle, Kyle, don't tell any of your secrets, okay? Because you'll find all you want to the bus, okay? Don't tell the secrets.

She'll throw a bus at the edge of the rain. She's like, I don't play like that. You know, there's something that you don't discuss. Like, and when you do, you sleep with a horse's head. Blink, blink, blink. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's from the Godfather. Yeah. And then God, so I think I was like,

so Ramona, I mean, how many times have you had sex with people on the first date? Like, as in, like, don't like throw stones in a glass house. Never, okay? Cause I don't give a fuck. Yo, I, I want to do that. Okay.

I want to be like her. Okay. That's what I'm trying to say. I want to be like her. I want to breathe my sexuality. I want to have so much sex. You know, my two dreams are to be Jewish and to be a slut. I want to be a Jewish slut.

I just can't do it. Okay. I can't do it. And then she's doing her pretend crime, where she just blinks really hard, going, oh, but I wanna be a slut, I just wanna be like the wind, okay. And Kyle's like, oh my God,

she's just throwing out little jabs, but she's throwing behind a trail of hurt feelings. So her mom is like, I just wanna be like the wind. Oh. So Kyle's like, well, I had the wind, I just want to be like So Kyle's like well, I'll do and she says she just wants to be like you and raise her sexual value and can he's like that's a crock of shit Remonna just cuz fuck you and It's like don't don't and then can you gets exactly what she's been waiting for to be fair

She's like the fuck you think you are Ramona Like saying fuck you fuck you to somebody is so crazy. I've never heard that before on housewives So she's like you don't talk to me like that you called me a bitch the first time we met and everyone is like yes Yes You know what I don't remember really and it's like and now you're trying to come from me on my own boat Do you want your ass thrown over fine? Romulia baby Romulia over what is wrong with your own Nassol and I've been so good now. I'm doing that thing as if like she'd never did anything wrong So now she's doing like she's carrying like a sweet little innocent to make Kenya see more like a crazy person, you know.

And Kenya's like you want us to treat you like a queen but you act like a peasant. You haven't sold it every person here. She was, I've not sold it anywhere. She was to recent she has sold you. She's like, uh, uh, yeah. You know what? And I was like, I'm not a mean boy. Why are you putting salt on me?

You know, she like salted me. I didn't like that. She told me I was a 10 man, but I was like, you know, I'm 10 woman. Like why you call me a man, but I'm a woman. So like I was like, don't call me a 10 man when I'm a woman, you know? So then Kenya's like, and Cynthia,

Cynthia, did she insult you and Cynthia's like, let me get back to you. Thank you. And Kenya's like, and Cynthia, Cynthia, did she insult you and Cynthia's like, let me get back to you. And Ken, he's like, okay, who else did she insult here? I'm gonna go, you know, what can we just keep it moving? Okay, and she goes, no, when you're not gonna do is insult me.

And I'm gonna say, Ken, what? I don't like your finger in my face. She goes, yes, I am pointing my finger at you. Well, I've had too much to kill her because I thought it would help me become a slut like the wham but all it's done is get me to trouble. So, okay, it's like she kind of turns to Kyle. She's like, I need more tequila and then can you

grab her arm, right? Can you grab her arm to pull her back and then the drink, you know, splatters or whatever falls everywhere. And the Ramona is like, oh shit, you know, because you know, Kenya hates when anybody lays hands on anybody. How many I know that's the thing. Don't put, you know, for these shows, there's always so much talk about like you laid a hand on me when it's even, even if it's just like a small spinky you laid a hand. And Kenya's actually now done it. but Ramona doesn't care about that. She's just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh okay? And so Karles was like, well, we don't need to touch each other. And Melissa's like, wow, that girl can go from zero to a hunt red. How did something she needs to go that far? And Kenya's still screaming, she's a fucking mess.

And Karles was like, wow, I've only seen the sweet side of Kenya, but in this town, I'm starting to see what everyone else is warn me about. I actually did not like this line of commentary from the women acting like Kenya was the only one who would ever do this. When actually we have seen Teresa like switching a dime like this,

we've seen all of them switch on a dime like this for the most part, but their kind of action like Kenya is like the one, maybe not Cynthia, but like there I think like Kenya's, ooh look at her, she's crazy dangerous. I'm like, you guys, oh, I don't think they are. I think they're just asking the ladies,

what do you think of when Kenya grabbed Ramona? And they're like, well, geez, because Kenya is going really hard at Ramona. Now Ramona is an asshole, and I know that Ramona is like the villain that everyone's against, but Kenya is coming hard for Ramona. She has been the whole season,

but it's also someone just calling Ramona out on her shit. So like I'm not anti-Kennia. I didn't look at this and think like, oh my God, I can't believe Kenya touched her. I don't really think it was that ideal. I don't think Kenya's getting really a villain at it. I mean, I think on any other show they would have made a huge deal about

this little, you know, the little touch or whatever. She's not getting a villain at it. I just think it's funny that the woman like oh my god look look how angry she just got like you all get this angry when you get when you get pushed right. So Kenya's the Kenya's business like I don't know what you've heard about me but everything is true bitch. I remember I apologize but just respecting you and heard about me, but everything is true, bitch. I remember I was like, you know what, I apologize, but just respecting you. And then you make this face like,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, like, like a totally insincere face. Like it was not an apology whatsoever. Yeah, and Carl's like, well, let's start over everybody. Let's just start over. And Teresa's like, I'm not gonna stand for a hard disrespect in Hany. Luann. Rory.

I ain't gonna have that, I ain't have dad and can you say you are fucking peasant tried to be a queen? I'm an I call I'm an I Can you just like she's going crazy over Ramona saying fuck you to her when Kenya was the one jumping into this This show. I mean when Kenya was the one who called Tanya, the seaword on Atlanta. So then Ramona's like, she's like, you know what, but I'm in a very successful woman. And Kenya says, you need to keep cleaning this boat, peasant, which I thought was also funny,

considering they just had this moment where it was like, oh, I would never talk to the staff. I would never be so disrespectful to the staff that way. You're a peasant, clean the boat, you see peasant, I'm a queen. I'm like, you know, it's the same thing, basically. Right. So then Kyle's like, guys, come on. So Cynthia's like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, you're not smashing the drink out of my hand. And second, who calls somebody a peasant? I think I'd rather be called a bitch than a peasant, but just hit different.

Um, I think I'd rather be called a peasant than a bitch because the bitch has more about your personality. A peasant's just the job that you have. So Kenya is like, she's like, you're a knock and a speak to me that way, well, I didn't do anything, okay, I didn't do anything. So now they're trying to like, it's just trying to pull Kenya away,

which you know Kenya probably hated that. Kenya probably saw that as a moment of disloyalty? So she's just trying to be like, hey, Kenya, she's got a bit, she's got it. She's like, no, she doesn't. She's got a bit, she's got it. She's got it. So trying to sort of like calm down the situation.

Yeah. And I was like, Ramona, just saying you're sorry. She's like, you know what? Sorry, push everyone's buttons. I can't drink anymore. Guy. And Kenya's saying, you have no decor. She goes, you you know what you have a thing for me I just don't understand why and Kenya's like you came for me first yeah she's like I graciously said you know

what I'm gonna give her another chance you what you are so wrong you know I don't fall for these games then Luan is like well now you know what I've had to deal with for so many years the real victim Lu like, well now you know what I've had to do with for so many years. The real victim, the Wann Delos apps. And Keny says, I'm not from New York, honey. This is the dirty South. And so Keny's like, okay, let me stop now. Let me just stop.

So she walks off and Ramona's like, you know what? She's like, I'm a really great girlfriend. Why is everyone so mean to me? And Keny's like, you're now a victim. You're not the victim. Ramona's like, I'm a really great girlfriend. Why is everyone so mean to me? And Ken is like, you're now a victim. You're not a victim. I'm on this fake crime. She goes, you know what? I said fuck you like a friend.

Okay, not like fuck you with the dry clean, you know what, the dry clean is like, that's like a, you know what? It's like a the help fuck you. You know, this was like a friend fuck you. Yeah. So Ken is like, you know what, she's not gonna distribute,

disrespecting to my face. Bitch, she walks up because bitch. So that, which is like, you know what, she's knocked them to disrespect me to my face. Bitch, she walked through because of bitch. So then, which is funny, because that's what she got, one of the things that she got mad about were Ramona calling her. So, so she's basically like, she basically says the way that Ramona talks

to her is a trigger for her. And Cynthia is like, well, you can't kick her off the boat. She says, don't tell me what to do. We're feeding her to her is jerk right away. And she goes, well, I'm not telling me what to do. We're feeding her to her as dark right away. And she goes, well, I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just saying it's not the right decision. I don't think. And Kenya says she's triggered

because her husband was nasty and dismissive in the same way that Ramona is and she won't do it anymore. And so she's like, Kenya, she goes Cynthia, she didn't, she did disrespect you and you didn't say anything when I called you, when I called on you about it. It's like, I called you to raise your hand

and you did nothing, how dare you. And Cynthia's like, when did she disrespect me? And can you just walk soft going, I can't fight everyone's battles. And we see the flashback of the thing that Ramona did to Cynthia, which is that Cynthia tried to speak. And I said, whoa, I'm speaking, okay. Little did Cynthia realize that she just had to wait a few more hours

and then you have a perfect piece of evidence for this fight. Yeah. So Cynthia's like, did she come for me and I forgot? Because I don't remember that. Just remind me, because I don't remember. So then Ramona is upstairs on the boat with Melissa and Kyle. And Kyle's like, you can't just say fuck you and like it's playful. And she's going for me for like seven days, guy.

You know what? And when I get drunk, I just get like, ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know what? Just so careful about that, can ya? Egg Shelf, can ya, egg Shelf, can ya? Dishock him around, can ya? Guy, eggs Shelf, can ya, eggs Shelf, can ya, can ya, can ya?

Okay. So Kyle just starts laughing. She's like, I can't help but find the center chain. Oh, why does she always attack me? I mean, just what you can't say, fuck you to someone then all of a sudden you're in trouble now. Whoa. So Melissa goes and checks it on Kenya.

And Kenya's like, when I tell you, she better not say a word to me. Like, do you not bring her around me yeah and um let's see so Kenya's like where are we sorry sorry so well no yeah I know it's hard you get lost like I was like what is going on so Melissa's like can I say something Kenya you are very strong and you're very dominant so Kenny gives her a look because it's starting to like, you know, teeter over into some stereotypes, right? So Kenny is like, what does that have to do with anything?

I mean, she's the aggressor and I react because she said, by all things in my face and suddenly now you're so scared. And she was like, I'm just telling you she was nervous, you know, she was nervous. She's like, oh really, you're scared now. So you know, she was nervous. Oh really you're scared now So then Kyle and another with still with Ramon on the other side of the boat is like so you're gonna go down and apologize She goes who am I gonna apologize to okay? Just tell me she is to the WAN for talking about her sex life and it can get for saying fuck you And Ramon goes what the WAN admits she admits it

Because like it's not your place from all know the win mid she bids it. Cause like it's not your place from all of them. But I want to do that. Okay, I want to be like the win. Okay, it's like those members, those commercials like the win. I want to be like the win. I want to be want to be want to be like the wins. No, that's Mike.

That's Michael Jordan. Yeah, the win deliceps. That's what you just said, right? What about that commercial? I just want to be a Deliceps slap. Okay. I don't want to grow up. I'm a Deliceps slap. You know, I love that commercial So cows like that. She's like dealing with the child. Okay, everyone is like you know what? After a year after leaving my husband husband I had the Simultons Sun of the Sun, Simultons, Smiletons, Smiletons

They're like a simultaneous. Yeah, I just smiletaneous relationships with two gods one died Okay, and I like that guy I was like one died You see what happened Mark? How could you leave me Mark? So I had a little joy to me. So then Cynthia saying how Ramona shows her ass and just does it again and again and again. And Theresa wants Ramona to stop putting Luan down. And it's like listen guys, we leave on Sunday. We don't have to see Ram run again, but Lewand does.

Oh, I'm so glad you get to see what I have to go through. Did I tell you about the time that I was backstage at the grammar scene? She would not leave my address room. It was horrible, absolutely horrible. I know you can all relate to that story. Yeah, well, Lewand says let it get away with this for so long that she have a high-dollerant.

Me, not so much. So then Kyle is like, come on Ramona, let's go over. So Melissa sees them coming and she's like, they're coming, they're coming. And it's like, she better not say anything to me. She better not come anywhere near me. So Kenya walks off. And yeah, Kyle's like, but she wanted to talk to Kenya.

It was like, don't just don't try to talk to Kenya in the boat today. So Kyle's like, but she wanted to talk to Kenya. Well, it's like, don't, just don't try to talk to Kenya in the boat today. So Kyle's like, um, Ramona, do you have anything you want to say to the wind? Like, I'm sorry. And so Ramona goes over to Luan and takes her hands in like typical Ramona way. And she's like, listen, what? I didn't mean to insult you. I think it's since you were already such a big slut. You've already heard it before. You know what? I would love to be as sexually free as you and not fear disease. Because know what? We'd see you have all of them and your life is great, okay? So you're a total sensual, loose woman who's left with every man and it's very fulfilling.

Roll for you and you know what? I just want to be like you. I'm kind of jealous and I just want to be more you. I'm just a sexual well of you. All right. All right. Well, thank you for the compliment, Ramona. The point is it happened and I forgave you

and I moved on. I mean, that's what life is. But you know what? I was right. I knew it was the train wreck for you. And I was very upset for you. Because oh my God, I am done. I am done.

Oh my god, the Ramona like her. So, little way to stop all that. Amalice is like, you know what, you didn't own that you were a terrible friend to her. You're making excuses. I'm just like, what? I thought making excuses. And Melissa is like, I know know and you need to stop it. If you need to own the fact that you were a shift friend, but guess what? You might change now. Maybe you'll change, you know? You have to make people believe that you want to change.

So this like you can't just say it. You have to want to do it. She's like, okay, I mean, what am I supposed to do? Oh, so just like open my legs and just see what man comes in. I don't know how Luann does it. So, Ramanu is like Ramanu doesn't, Luann says Ramanu doesn't really get messy, but today she's messy. And the drinking shirt doesn't help. Unfortunately, I just don't think I'm gonna get a real apology. So then Luann and Kenya are talking inside

and Luann says she feels sorry for Ramanu. And Kenya is like, I do not feel sorry for her. She's aggressive and just what I do because she really hasn't grown as a person like me for example. You know, I grew. I was a bass and now I'm more of a still a bass actually, but listen to me hit this doubt. Oh, holy no! Okay, we're still growing. Having quite a groan to where we want to be, but we're growing.

It's like boom, boom. Whoever is making that noise, please stop. Wales are ramming the side of the boat. Here's my new single, Lamb Curry. Lamb Lamb Curry. Lamb Lamb Curry. that's what you call gross I'm a songwriter now

see the way I said just slut the whales are even trying to make with okay well we're where does the whales know about the way oh my god they're Jewish whales now I feel really excluded so now they're jumping off the boat and have Luan jumps off and, um, uh, Luan trees is like, Hey, Luan, can you touch the ground over there? Actually, like, where it's sea Theresa? And then Kyle's like, Oh my god, I want to jump into hold on, let me change my bathing suit. I don't want to get the original one wet. Is that the plan?

And so Kenya tells us, you know, the secret to being a good real housewife is you can't let these bitches get you down. Like, oh, okay. So bitches is back on the table. I like that. Yeah. Glad it's back. I missed it. So she wants to now do a TikTok. And so now, so she's getting ready for this TikTok and coordinating. And the meantime, a Jill Zarendolphin shows up. It's like, hi, I'm a dolphin. Hi. And Kyle's like, oh my god, is this a shark?

It's a shark. God, Kyle. Yeah. And so then, candy says she doesn't appreciate Ramona. I can't believe she ruined my yacht party So she's in solitary confinement on the dinghy because you're gonna go make the TikTok on the little island or whatever So they put Ramona in the crew dinghy Yeah, I'm sure the crew loved so Then they get on to this little sand bar and they're gonna do choreo for this TikTok thing

Which we've all probably seen that TikTok like a million times and then doing this little sand bar and they're going to do Corio for the tiktok thing, which we've all probably seen that tiktok a million times and doing this little dance. And the plan is Melissa's doing the Corio and it's like, if the person in front of you goes to left, then you go to the right and vice versa. And none of them can do. They're all just like trying. And I have to say, I did not expect the behind the scenes for this tiktok to be as funny as they were.

Yeah, it was really funny. Romana can't do anything. Like she doesn't get any of it. She's just doing thriller. She's like, they're like doing that, you know, like the slide. And it's just, and then finally at the end, Kenny has to like burst through because she's not getting any camera time because everyone's going the wrong way. So she's like, I'm just going to walk through this scene.

Yeah. Um, so then they're leaving the yacht saying, thank you and everything. any camera time because everyone's going the wrong way. So she's like, I'm just gonna walk through this scene. Yeah. So then they're leaving the yacht saying, thank you and everything and someone's hat flies off. It's Melissa's screen. Melissa's, I think. And so now they're gonna have Italian night. And so Ramona goes, walks over to the driver and she's like,

well, my god, you're my guy, right? Hi, my guy. Hi. It's like, okay. Ramona's back to just being normal read Ramona. Like how do I say? I'm just there calling my guy. Set it back.

Whoa. Yeah, they said I was a peasant. So look at me with my peasant friend. So then now they're back at the villa and Teresa's in the kitchen. She's starting to make the meatballs and everything. She's making meatballs, making chicken par, I'm in pasta.

And she's like, she Ramona has volunteered to help Theresa, and Theresa does not want this. So she's gonna like try to kind of like get Ramona into her makeup while she's cooking. But Ramona comes down, she's like, okay, I'm here in my dress, because I'm dressed for the night, okay.

And oh my God, it smells good. You got to work girl, okay? It smells so good. Look at me. I'm fun I almost want it now. I almost want to know like you think like maybe I can have some now Can I have some before cook you think I can have it now? Of course. That's all Raman wants She's wasted by the way her hair's crazy She's just like her eyes are like half-closing So treat to think I read I read, all right, she can train some, she can train. So, you know, she's still tipsy, like it's funny sometimes, but it can get annoying.

So Ramona's eating and they just play this sex music while Ramona eats so grossly, she's just like, chicken farm. Oh, this helps me untie it. So then, then he's like, Ramona, we have our hair and makeup and she's like, well, you know what? I told him to show up at six o'clock and now it's at 30 and I don't feel like doing it now. That's it. That's it. Six o'clock. And he's like, well, what do you want me to tell the entries like, yeah, yeah, come on.

Get out of here. And so it's just like, you know what? They're not in charge of me because I had an appointment and they're supposed to be at 6.30 and now I'm past the point. Okay, my hair looks good. I mean, how bad is my hair? Look, how bad is it really? It's like, Ramona, you have Marinara sauce.

All of your hair. It looks really, really good. It's a neat fall over your ears. And Trees is like, they can't charge you anyway. It's just they can't charge me because it's late, guy. And Michael's like, just go get your hair done. She's like, fuck're gonna challenge you anyway. It's just they can't charge me, cause it's late, okay. And Michael's like, just go get your hair done. She's like, fine, fine, we're gonna die. So she walks off and then Ramona goes into the room, okay?

So the makeup or the hair lady is there. And Ramona's like, why didn't she text me? Why? Why didn't she just text me? She's like, I did text you and you didn't answer my text. She's got her phone whipped out. She's like, look, look, I texted you. She's like, I did text you and you didn't answer my text. She's got her phone with that. She's like, look, look, I texted you. She's like, you know what?

Let me look with my phone. It's like, the lady she's gonna have made up texts on her phone, so Ramona just is going around and out of the point. It's seven like, it's like seven thirty two at this point when Ramona goes downstairs. With my bow, with my bow, with my bow, with my bow, with my bow. Just walking into every room talking to nobody basically

Yeah, and so the woman's shanique I believe it's her name. She just up there waiting and Ramona is now down in the kitchen again She's like, oh my god. I found my phone. Oh my god. I have some red wine. I think I'd be like some red wine So she's basically just like putzing a wall putzing around as my dad would say she's basically just like pussing around. As my dad would say, she's cropping. That's what my dad calls it, when she's not doing what you're supposed. So she's cropping around. And then Micah's like trying to get her, like trying to get her upstairs, but she's just like lingering in the kitchen. And now it's 746 when she finds her phone.

And then she's like, can I get help from my mic? Can I do this? She's just putting, it's like when she went to go for her tennis appointment. And basically, like, she is wasting this woman's time. Yes. And everyone's basically right. So she passes the camera kind of, and she's like, no, what? I need help with my mic.

She put in my underwear. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then it's a for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So then it's a dinner table. So Teresa's, it looks nice and Cynthia comes down and Teresa's like, you like beautiful things. And she's like, thank you. But I had an issue because Ramona had my makeup artist and I'm very annoyed. Yeah. So that the only got five minutes with her makeup artist, which is all right, because she's not on attention or anything. And so, uh, so Cynthia is pissed.

And then the way it comes down, she's running like this red thing. And she's like, Oh, hi, I wore red for meat, uh, balls. Huh, Italian. So then, uh, Teresa's like, you know, like there's been highs and there's been lows and there's been skies and there's been grounds and there's been people who get

cards and people who don't can't cards. So, uh, okay, uh, Cynthia, you're beautiful inside and out. Kenya. Your name is Kenya and you're beautiful on the outside and also on the inside and you remind me of me because you're strong like a ball. Kyle, we both got four daughters Ramona's, you spit fire. You do Robinson wrong way, but you know what to know you is to love you and She gets to the web I met you a few times and you're so kind and sweet and lovely and we got to get you back

But what what? What do you mean? I mean, I've got a backbone What what what? What? Excuse me. I mean, what do you mean? I mean, I've got a backbone. Did you mean a spotlight? What are you talking about?

Are you talking about a spotlight? Lime. Lime. Spotlight, record deal. Is that what you mean? Yes, of course. I do agree with that. Well, we can't confuse paint and sweat back bones.

All right, because like we're gonna have, like we're gonna have people looking out for you. She's, oh, look at this. Does this look like a girl? It doesn't have a backbone. Hmm. Yeah, she goes, yeah, she goes, I mean, I sit up straight into all.

It's part of Sheik Selabie, which is a song of a money may find on the Apple Store. The little things can take you down, but it's best to brush them off. That's a lyric from Sheik Selabie. And that's from what I just kind of brush her off. The point is, I have good posture, and you can't have good posture without a backbone.

It's like, no, wait, it doesn't mean like a literal backbone. I mean, what does she think I am an invertebrate? There's a spine, right? An actual spine. Is my head standing upper? Is it allowing on the floor? That's my question. Crying out loud.

So Kyle's like, wow, I heard about Teresa's books and I've seen her cooking on Instagram. So you know, I'm just so glad we get to taste it. Hope it is good is the salmon I've been making all of my life. From one chef to another, Bon Appetit. Am I right guys? So then Cynthia's like, okay, I would like to make a pass for WrestleTost. I'd like to make a pass for WrestleTost. I'd like to make a toast to Teresa.

And I'm sorry I'm late. Unfortunately, there was a whole situation with my glam. And apparently Ramona, you and my glam had a whole, well, you order for our services. So Ramona's like, when you want? She showed up late and I said, I don't want you. She was supposed to come at 6 o'clock. And I said, I don't want to be late for Teresa to come at 6 o'clock. And I said, I don't want to be late for Theresa.

OK? It's really because I'm such a good friend. Such a good friend. I want to be here on time. OK? And then we see a clip of 714 where Romana is going, no. You know what? You said, OK, come in here.

Let's have a conversation. Because there's no technology that will allow them to hear through doors. So come in here. I close the door. OK, listen. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to pay you tonight because you're late, and I don't want my hand down now, guy. And at this point, by the way, it sounds like Cynthia's appointment was supposed to start at 7.30. Okay, so now it's 17 minutes into Cynthia's, and then we see her saying, you Mike Lee, I've got to do with your glint. Michael is Emily, and your girl is someone else.

She's like, yeah, but yeah, but Emily works for my glam and she was coming to collect from you. She's, yeah, I appear. Okay, my couldn't pay her much, because apparently I'm a peasant, so it just gave her some hay and I said, this is the best I can do, okay? It Ramona's such a fucking liar.

She says, yeah, I paid her. She says, yeah, but it took a while Ramona. You had to have a whole conversation about it. She's like, well, she wanted me to pay her, and I said, send me a bill. And then I said, go to Cynthia. And she just wanted to stay there. So I don't know. I don't know. You know, ask her why my room is so fun. Ask her why. Could she just, she didn't want to leave. Okay. This is like, well, she wanted her money. She's like, well, you know, I'm not going to wear I'm using it for the next two days Don't blame me for you being late. Okay, that's wrong. I'm sorry Sorry, and it's like you are the reason why I'm late because you were having a situation because with my makeup artists

And she goes five minutes. Okay, so now we're like 25 minutes into this Whatever so that was 25 Now we're like 25 minutes into this, whatever. So the C- See that it was another 20 minutes. 25 minutes, right? It's just still discussing, right? Right. And Cynthia's like, who's not five minutes? Okay, she told you she had to do my makeup, okay?

And by the way, don't get in the way of a supermodel and her makeup, Ramona. That's not gonna end well for you. And Ramona's like, then she should have left. She could not leave until she got her money from you. And she just, then show me the bill. Show me the bill. Okay.

And so Ramona's like, you know what? I'm not letting her do my makeup again. Okay, there. And she goes, you should have just said you needed to do Cynthia's makeup. She goes, I did. Which of course is a total lie. And so Cynthia's like, well, this girl is delusional

and apparently has a memory problem. And I just don't have the energy. So Kenya is like, well, if I'm a hundred dollar, if I cost a hundred dollars, give me a hundred dollars. Why do you need to see a bill? Like, you know how much glam costs? It's not like you go to like the barber and you have to like, you receive an invoice, you know? And Kyle's like, but then Kyle goes, yeah, by the same time Melissa went without lashes and it like, it can be done.

I, it's like, you know, I think it's more than just, I think there's more to the story. And Ken is like, what do you think there's more there's more of the story? She's, no, I just, I don't think it's the bill. I don't think it's the bill that's really bothering Cynthia. That's it. Yeah, it's more, it's more than the makeup.

And she's like, you know, Cynthia seems to get really upset really easily. And Ken is like, um, if I get my makeup done, I would be upset too. Yeah, I mean, I think Cynthia has a right to be upset. Cynthia has a 100% right to be upset and cod be like, wow, she gets upset so easily. It's like, no, because she had made a plan and, you know, someone was inconsiderate of her time. And that, you know, yes, there is, it's like, no, because she had made a plan and someone was inconsiderate of her time. And that, yes, it's not about the lashes,

is that someone was, like, just did not care about Cynthia's time. And did not care that Cynthia is a model and wants to look as good as possible on camera. Ramona is fucking rude and wrong. Ramona is awful. And Ramona is also rude and wrong. And also, awful. And Ramona is also rude and wrong. And also, Cynthia might also be legitimately upset that Ramona was kind of trying to like,

swindle this lady on the island. Ramona, who is so wealthy, and then is going to be like, oh, well, you came too late when this woman actually had texted her back to whatever accommodations and that Ramona is going to be so cheap in that moment is incredibly vile. Right. It really grows. And also, Cynthia wasn't late. She was the first one at dinner, which cracked me up. But the point is, it still should have been there.

But this whole fight about who's late, Cynthia was still the first one at dinner. So, then, when, it's just like, you know, I'm still stuck on pushover. I'm just doing pushover, pushover, and I was like, oh my god. Because now listen, I love you Teresa. But I just can't get pus over and cross like oh my god Because now listen, I love you Teresa, but I just can't get pus over out of my mind Just you mean backbone is that what you mean when I said backbone?

Just oh pus over backbone same thing Well, you know that right there just shows that you're a pushover because I said backbone and he switched the backbone So all right, all, enough of these... semantics, okay? Well, let's try to stick up for you. Well, I know you were, I know you were, but... You don't know me well enough to call me a pushover, say I don't have a backbone. For instance, are you aware that I have a new holiday song out? Ha-ha! Yes, I do. Thank you very much. No autographs.

Teresa's like, I ain't met time on Kima Moutshaan. And she's like, oh, I'm not, I'm just saying I can handle myself and my relationship with Thank you very much. No autographs. you know what I'm in a really good space and I don't let people like Ramona fucking mess with that now please do not call me a pushover why is Cynthia so upset it's me Kyle oh right okay carry on Lou add carry on so Teresa's like well I didn't know she was gonna act that way and I was like why slow it down like her anger is misguided. And I think that like maybe she wants to like take it out on Ramona or she taking out on me. And here I'm trying to look after, you know what I'm saying? Um, also we should mention because we have been getting

messages about it for like a week and a half. Berkeley, where Teresa went, is a trade school. And in Manhattan. In Manhattan. So there we go. and a half Berkeley, where Teresa went, is a trade school. And in Manhattan, so there we go. We have been educated about Berkeley. Yeah, almost as much as Teresa. So, Kyle's like, I think everyone's just using Ramona and Lewand to get out frustrations about other relationships.

So Ramona goes, what do we always have to talk about me? I mean, can we just talk about something else? I mean, is it, are you that boring that we always have to talk about me? I mean, can we just talk about something else? I mean, is it you that boring that we always have to talk about me? I mean, that's pretty sad. And Ken is like, oh God, really? Really? She's like, Ken you get to. Yeah, Ken you get up to leave.

And they're like, where are you going? And Trees is like, yeah, you know what? Where my parents went to life? No one was allowed to leave the table until dinner was done did he'd be like sit back down and then he'd shoot Frado huh kiddin that's the godfather mother godfather cause like what just happened is she coming back

it's my prerogative I'll do what I want to do it's my prerogative. I'll do what I want to do. It's my prerogative. LeWan, this is not the moment for a Bobby Brown reprise. I'll do what I want to do. I've got backbone, okay? Back bone. So Kyle follows Kenny up to her room and she's like, are you okay?

And she's like, no, Ramona insulted the whole table. She said, are you all that boring? Okay, God, isn't there a reason enough for a moment? It just sucks. I should just kick Ramona off. But Island. Yeah. So. So, um, so, so, so now Ramona has like left and Kenya comes back. She's like, I want to apologize to everyone because I lost my cool. And even on my show show I never lose my cool Which is one of the funniest lines of the entire night. Okay. Yeah, okay, Kenya

And she's like, you know, Ramona's a lot, but I feel guilty about using it because for me to lose it that way You know, I just don't want to behave that way. That is not who I am So let's have meatball dinner. So then at the table, Ramona's like, you know what? Cynthia, I'm sorry she showed up late. It's her fault, guys. This, yeah, well, I think that, and so Cynthia's like, well, I just, I think you could have handled it differently, okay?

And I just, I wanted to bring it to your attention. You know what? Brought to my attention 10,000 times, okay? I was like, no, brought to your attention once. Stop her, Mona, you know what? You're making up bullshit, okay? You make it up bullshit. So, why would I wanna make up bullshit?

You know, you don't know this woman. I paid my bills, okay? I paid my bills. And she was like, you know what? She was like, and I was doing meatballs with Teresa, which is also a lie. She did not help with anything. And she was like And I'm gonna have a good time by the pool have fun girls. You can discuss me Disney all you want is I'm so over this conversation

Disgusting me a dis me all you want so then Ramona is like just talking to herself as you walk through the state and being like You know what like I'm actually like I actually have you know what's the credit score? It goes to 800 and I've got like what like 780? Okay, I have no balls. Okay, this is bullshit And I said go to Cynthia. Don't be late for Cynthia And now Cynthia is let me get on me. I'm like go on and then she walks down the hallway with an anger squirrel She goes, Cynthia's spying me me And then she walks down the hallway with an anger squeal. She just said you explain me me Just like the seagulls just all the same. Yeah, all the seagulls the iron the rock down the hallway. So then back at the table Oh, yeah, this is where he's at. Sorry. She's like Teresa. I don't want to not support you and that's why I came back

I mean, I don't camp. Well, you know, great. We'll find you in the rain. Don't worry about it. She's like, but Ramona said you guys are boring and she insulted everyone here. And then Ramona's just like looking herself in the mirror going, you know what? I look pretty good, okay? I look good and yellow.

This might attract a lot of men, like me back in embrace my sexuality like the man and have sex with 10 guys one hour okay. Well, I think she's just delusional and maybe possibly insane. Remember when I was like, no, what? I like myself. You may not like me, but I like. Kai.

I think it was like, you know, even on my show, I can be angry, but I don't express myself in an angry way, except for the time I called Tanya the C word. I can curse you out so elegantly, and I will twirl on you, and I will walk away in the wind. But for you to be a stranger and entitled frail old lady, coming up to me saying crazy stuff. It's like girl, do you need a nap? Do you need a geratol? Do you need your dementia medication? Go get your depends and everything else and get yourself together because clearly you're insane coming at me. And they're all laughing. And Melissa goes, is that a breed? And she goes, that is a breed on this. So then Ramona goes into the kitchen. And she's like,

have no kitchen. You know, what? I need a breed. Preat. Okay. All those girls going at me. Just, I'm just here to relax. Okay okay, she's talking to this like little old man He's just sitting there She's I don't want to be attacked. Do you like being attacked and he's like You just shrugs like what the fuck? Right, you know what can I have a little red wine then just stop flirting with me old man stop Okay, I know I'm irresistible in this yellow dress. Just stop it already. Okay. Yeah, and that brings us to the end of real housewives

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