Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Lasagna Confessions

Episode Date: July 4, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, but these ones were just random. Okay, this one happens, but there's so much that's happened. Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappin'. It's a podcast for all that crap. If we just love to talk about homey old brops, I'm Ronnie, and guess who I'm with.

He's handsome, he's thin, he's charming. He's hot, it's been. Hello, Bim. Oh my God, you are so friendly to me today. Yeah, what's all thank you? Thank you. I know what you need. Okay. What do you need? Okay, what do you need? I have how much of a numb mouth because I was at the dentist getting my deep cleaning again So I'm good for you if anybody's wondering what's wrong with me I'm not wasted today. Okay. This is sober but also numb

But I'm moving my mouth so that's good and look. I don't have a chip on my bottom teeth anywhere everybody I can go Congratulations. I never even noticed it. I never even noticed it So some of you or on Patreon right now. Hi. Some of you are having your holiday weekend right now. Hi. Either way, still less doing the same recap.

Okay. This is a crap ins on demand episode. You can catch it on patreon.com such watch what crap ins. And we're super excited. It's real housewives of Ultimate Girls Trip. Season two. Episode three. Yes, yes.

The madness continues over on LP Cock. And wow, should we just dive into it? Let's just dive in. Why not? Why not? Why not? Yeah, okay. And by the way, I feel like Ronnie,

you having a numb face is very apt for a Real Housewives reunion kind of show. You know,, I feel like Ronnie, you having a numb face is very apt for a real housewives reunion kind of show You know like I feel like there's been a lot of faces that have been frozen over the years on these franchises Yeah, so you're just sort of getting into care Yeah, I can do my brandy and during the slurs a lot better like this. So it'll be good. Yeah, just bit flying everywhere So So it'll be good. Just bit flying everywhere. So the episode opens up. The smoke alarms are going off in the kitchen. The chefs are setting off all the smoke alarms

and everyone's having, everyone's like emerging from their rooms all grumpy, except for Durinda, who's just like smiling like, hey, that funny, it's a smoke alarm. It wasn't on the 18th, but maybe tomorrow I'll put it on. It's create, what a great way to start the day. You know that sound? That's how I woke up feeling.

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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey We just had a big smile on our face. So then of course she goes over to Marco to go over the itinerary with him, aka to arise him. And she's like, okay, she's what we're going to do. We're going to have breakfast, and then we're going to have shopping, and then we're going to have lunch, and then we're going to have a few days, and then just give you a lesia and your bake off, and then we're going to watch Lauren order, and then there'll be

a quiz about Lauren order, and then we're going to prank on Mariska Hargote, and then we're gonna watch Law and Order and then there'll be a quiz about Law and Order and then we're gonna prank our mariska haga tea and then we're gonna go back and watch another episode of Law and Order and then it's dinner and then it's party games and then it's more ice cream cuz we had leftovers from yesterday and then we're gonna do a night time fuel day. Sounds pretty easy right Marco? Do you guys know how to do it? Gal Marco, do you guys know how to do it? In the surrender medley household there's those baked lasagna's and those there's those that prosecute the bad lasagna Okay, man

Lasagna in order And Eva is like getting on ahead scarf. She's like oh my god the fire alarm. What the hell? Pedro's like I said they dried out the grits and burned up the bacon. Lord, because Pedro knows this fire is probably the black bacon, waiting down in the check for them. Bacon will be calling me. She said she makes a good litz. Yeah. Okay. And listen, there's just things you don't do with me.

There's things you just don't do. Okay, don't try to act like a rating. Don't try to take my vodka away. And don't take away lasagna. It's in my blood. But the vodka in the lasagna. If it's act like a rating, I can't really fit in my blood. But I do have a hot glue gun with a very small hole.

So I might be trying one day. Yeah, one of my favorite things to do is to multi-task. So around Christmas instead of putting up gollins, I just put up lasagna noodles. It really breaks. because of course this is on TV, so I have to do it. And we had the best lasagna in Los Angeles after our show there. And I want to try and make it. It was like that white lasagna. Oh my God. Oh, I love the white lasagna. Oh, I've not stopped thinking about it.

I've been looking at recipes all morning and dentist. Well, by the way, I think an interesting place for you to start to draw inspiration is that I, in a garden garden my queen has a white lasagna It's like a white lasagna with mushrooms and it's fabulous. So definitely look that up I'm sure I'm sure I'll be like just go out to your garden and get what we all have in our garden mushrooms Irreggano I can't even think of anything fancy but

Sub those things with fancy things that she would be growing. You know, if you can forage for your own more else, you know, by all means do it. Otherwise, store bought from meanies are fine. Yeah. But by the way, I was very excited that we were going to be having a lasagna bake-up between Brandi and Durinda because I really was like, my gut told me there's just no way that Brand between Brandi and Durinda, because I really was like, my gut told me there's just no way that Brandi can compete with Durinda

or with anyone on a lasagna. Like I don't look at Brandi, Glendipolan, and say this is someone who knows how to make a good lasagna. Yeah, I don't need that. But then I thought like, wouldn't it be interesting? I mean, these housewives, ultimate girls trips are really cool because they are revealing new layers to these reality stars that we never

know about. So I thought maybe, maybe Brandy like this is a cool part of her personality that she can like kill a lasagna. No. No. And you know, it figures that they're both lasagna. Queens because lasagna is such a sloppy ass dish. You know what I mean? And it leaves you so much room to mess up. Now this is me saying this before I've attempted. Luzon, I might come back here next time crying about how hard it was, but let's face it. I mean, it's a sloppy dish. Of course, the two sloppiest people on this show

were choosing to sloppy. Like, what's next, Frito Pie? Like, serious. So now we're in the kitchen and Taylor's talking to Jill and Jill's like, last night, everything was normal and then it went to like a 10, a 10 like a series 10 by the way. I have 10 Amazon people that are willing to come here. Right now if anybody needs a rolling rack.

All right. By the way, speaking of 10, if anyone needs a shoe size 10, okay, I've got to hook up at Zappos. So just let me know when I'll get them right here, to live it right away, okay? And then Taylor, of course, is like, she has house-wise memory. So she just remembers that Brandy was crazy. So she's like, yeah, I feel like I was in a bit of a circus last night. And then it cuts to Taylor, don't you talk to me like that.

You fucking little bitch here. You are in the circus, ma'am. You are one of the trapeze artists, okay? So then Brandy had like, on Interfator's room last night and was like drunk and left her phone there. And so Brandy came in and I don't know, she says like Brandy came in

and she was like, my high-price might not eyebrows might not be arch right these are not lesbian Brandy yeah she's like yeah these aren't lesbian and even like wait what am I eyebrows doing right now and then we see a clip of what made you think that lady was a lesbian oh and then we get our only murders in the building today murder is in the building flasagna, okay? Because we all know we're gonna see Lasagna get murdered tonight. So thanks for the music, guys. So it's 9-16 and we switch over to Southern Charm Music.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And Marcos is passing out that stupid itinerary, which, listen, don't give me this. Don't give me a fucking itinerary. You know, that's almost as bad as the thing on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, where they made you weigh in at the party. Like fuck you. Don't give me a list of to-do things and to scale.

Okay. Yeah. If you're going to give me a list, also, like, don't print it out. Just email it to me at the very least. So she's, Zerinda's wearing a headpiece. She's wearing like a turban, because Fadra is in the turban, I believe it was Fadra, right? I was at Eva. I don't remember, but she was, she's wearing it and then she's like all

excited to wear it and she's excited about her, her lasagna bag off with Brandy and she's like, you know what? Brandy's to his depart and knows that a poke, but there's something very sweet about Brandy and I do think that Brandy has a good heart unless she fucks up my lasagna in which case fuck that bitch she has a bad heart small heart stupid little bitch get out of my house. Yeah, you know listen if you see someone that can drink like you can drink you stand up for them I'm starting to think that's what it is. I'm starting to think it's like you can't yell at this, she had a couple of drinks. She's still a good girl at the end of the day.

So like the walking margarita machine says, you know, so yeah, they agree that she's like a really good person, which is hilarious because really if you think back to Brandy's season, it's like every character on Beverly Hills had this conversation at one point in time or another, right? Like darling, I know she's a little rough around the edges, but what a good person. And by the end, it's like, that was physical abuse, all right?

I know. It's all the fixtures. The fixtures want to see the good in Brandy. By the way, I apologize. There's some vacuuming above my head. I don't know if you can hear it or not, but it sounds like a steam roller is going over my head That's one of those sounds I never mind vacuuming. I'd never mind as long as it's not me who's doing it This is something that fills me with grace and gratitude every time I hear vacuuming and there's not a vacuum in my hand

I'm like thank you lord. Thank you a vacuum in my hand. I'm like, thank you Lord. Thank you. Yeah, I mean, vacuuming doesn't bother me, but I don't want people who are listening to be like, does anyone realize that there's a vacuum? I've never heard of watch what crap is. I think they might be a little bit unprofessional. No, shocker. So, uh, meanwhile, over in Vicky, Vicky's world,

fueler, meanwhile jumping around like mad, mad dog. Yeah. Meanwhile, the dog is just rebelling back there. He's having his own protest, just throwing pillows around. Relax, I love you. I'm watching you. Wow, we're together. Wow, look at those qualities. Wow. Sorry. Quality time. So Vicki's congested, she's really congested right now. I don't have COVID. I don't have COVID

I'm just very very very congested with the cough and You're back. I'm a here batch. Check that. Let's celebrate it with our real friends a real friends. I'm sorry Donald Trump Jr.'s busy Ramona Donald Trump, Jr.'s busy Ramona. A Jean-Purro, she has an obligation, I apologize. The gun range is closed, you're gonna have to get a cake at the local Great Barrington grocery store and deal with it. We're gonna have to check in with Candace Owens to see if she can make it. So, Tim was like, this is only a fan of real new friends. And it's like, you know what,

I'm good with some of these new friends, but like some of them, like happy the cleavage. Happy the cleavage, it's not COVID. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Brandy came after me and I got this breakup and then I got that I wasn't expecting and I just don't feel 100% right now. I don't feel 100% at all So it's a breakfast it's breakfast time and even Brad you're sitting at the table and Durinda comes in and she's like oh my god Brandy you've got my sweatshirt on Yeah, Franky even though you're wearing a sweatshirt. I had me this said I made it nice bitch There's something with the word bitch in it

This when he say I love you, but you have them out. Okay, you've got him now You know what I say she's got the face of an angel and the mouth of a serpent Now the thing does that mean I give great blow jobs. I mean I do Serpent blowtops. I want to blow job from a serpent I mean, I do. Uh, uh, to be blowing the pain as okay, so mouth mouth of a wood shipper wow must give great world mouth like a set of steak knives I can get blood jobs that's for sure Durin just like you know what here's the thing is like you know I say my piece and I move on That's what I do. I say my piece and I move on like the cast of camel 10

You say your piece and you move on to the next town to say it again, okay? And then you say your piece I'm so weak, okay? When you're talking about you move on Durrinda bullseye I'm not gonna miss my shot I'm not gonna miss my shot I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill

I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna miss my shot I'm not gonna miss my shot I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not gonna have a kill I'm not. So Brandy's like, oh, I thought my issue was gonna be tomorrow because like she says bullshit and depressed about me But I didn't think it would be like a problem with Vicki like I never thought that She said something on her podcast. I mean give me a break like it's not like it's the New York Times You know what I mean? You didn't catch deep throat, serpent, serpent blood jobs.

Serpent throat? Yeah, so basically she's like, I just think that they're so freshly off the housewives and it's been years for me, but they're still so much in their mood. And I think they're still in their mood. I'm like, Brandi, you were on celebrity prentas like two years ago. Okay. Stop acting like you've been like divorce from reality TV for 10 years while you work, you know, in urban, beehive, like harvesting honey. Okay. That's not

what it doesn't her podcast talk about housewives. I mean, among other things, I'm sure she talks about other things, but so Tammy, Tammy, Tam Tamara and Vicki, back to Tamara and Vicki. Why have we never called her Tammy? She is such a Tammy. Tammy see you, that's what they call her. Tammy, Tammy see. So, Tamara's like, I'm just gonna act not the bad behavior. And Vicki's like, what, you know what, how could you ignore that?

Because there's no good behavior. I mean, with Betty, that's definitely good. There's definitely good there. Okay. Yeah, and Tamara's,, there's nothing good there. Okay. Yeah, and Tamra is, but she's sweat. No, no, no, no, no. Well, when she's not drinking, she's, I'm sorry, is that your cold or is that, is that your reaction I can't tell?

Mm. So, so yeah, so once Tamra jumps on the brandy is sweet So, um, so yeah, so one tamara jumps on the brandy is sweet until she drinks bandwagon, like that's someone sweetest on that. And then, uh, Dorenda tells them all, guess what? Tonight we're gonna stay in, and we're gonna get into pajamas, as opposed to the other thing that we could do, which is stay in and wear jeans. A lot of things to do up here. Uh, some friends, he's like,

listen, I only suggested a lasagna off because I know my lasagna is the shit, but I'm in Brenda's home and she's gonna have someone checking on her all day and they definitely don't have the hometown in advantage here. I'm like, okay, loser, don't start with accusing someone of cheating. What's in cheat first? You're a lasagna sucks, I the hometown advantage here. I'm like, okay, loser. Don't start with accusing someone of cheating. Let them cheat first.

You're a Los Angeles sucks. I can tell from here. Yeah, but that being said, I mean, I mean, to Rinda was taking her ingredients, which is a hilarious all day long. Brand using greetings just kept disappearing. She was like, wait, where are all my tomatoes? It was very top chef.

It was very much like, like, where are all my tomatoes? It was very top chef. It was very much like, like, like, oh man, I left a bag at Whole Foods. You know when they zoom in on like a bag, a sack of tomatoes on the carto of the food. And it's like, did you mean to make a tomato sauce? No, tomatoes. Idiot. Did you mean to put cork in this lasagna? Yeah, so I do it. Well, someone steals my things. Also, they're playing Rocky music while Durrindo starts making her lasagna. Guys, let's stop using the Rocky music for everything. Rocky was not in favor of lasagna.

Did you see that movie? Song as well is rhyming up some fucking stairs over and over again. Don't give him the pleasure of the lasagna. What do you see? OK. What do you think was at the top of those stairs? Probably lasagna. Oh, it was not lasagna. Give it the garfield. Lasagna. Okay, why can't we have a garfield here a theme? Where's that? Yeah, that's

there we go. Now you're talking. Okay. So, Drainys just took a house of Odies. So, Drainys just said, Drainys got the hometown advantage, whatever. And we're like, whatever. Don't accuse someone of cheating. Immediately during this, like, yeah, I'm going to get all the good ingredients before she gets, he says she has a disadvantage. He's like, yeah, she goes, no, so I use some of the tomatoes that we bought tomatoes, tomatoes, like whatever, I'll give you that. I took tomatoes.

I'm like, tomatoes are not insignificant. It's a lasagna. And we see her telling all the workers there what to do Okay, okay, Lang you need to call me you need to keep calling me for a second seasoning. Okay, there's gonna be a second seasoning of this Yeah, so now they're all gathering cuz I'm gonna go shopping Barrenton and Eva's really excited because she found a dispensary and she really wants to get Taylor high. So they go off to, they go to the town and they're walking down the street so it's really cute and they go into like a crystal shop and there are Eva loves crystals, of course. So she's like, so she's in hog heaven and Fadres, she's also exploring the world to crystals. She goes, I've even had a youngy crystal in my vagina before.

And it wouldn't come out until it's supposed to. And then just dropped out and I walked into Target and met a man and went on three dates with him. Then I found out he worshiped the temple. The story kept going in ways I was not expecting. I know, multiple twists and what an interview. So Taylor's like, what if I get the wrong crystal? I mean, I've never really been into crystals.

But you know, what if the crystal draws something bad into my life? Honey, crystals. Strike crystals, okay. You've already had the bad draw on a pure life. Yeah, just use the crystals. It's this point. Just take whatever Yeah, and bicky's like I want to I want to Chris the bot. I want to Chris. I'm looking to the future I want to look at I want to see what I want to see what insurance has done that okay. Oh my god I just saw what happens to flow. Oh, I can't even tell you Sick I've never gotten into crystals

I never got any crystals. I mean, I just to understand how rock is supposed to help anything. Like, if I'm gonna get a rock though, I'm gonna buy it for myself because the universe doesn't have a good enough job to send me the rock I bought. So I'm gonna get the biggest rock I bought. And then with the universe breaks up with me, I'm gonna say, fuck you, how could you do this to me? I'd keep you this rock. Oh, goodness, Vicky.

And the lady who works there is like, you know, these people, I don't this, I keep you this rock. Oh, goodness, Vicki. And the lady who works there is like, you know, these people, I don't know, because you know, I have crystals, I believe kind of in crystal. I'm like a half-ass believer in everything. I'm like, if it'll make me rich, we'll try it. And so like I'll try them.

But I feel like women have an unfair advantage sometimes because this crystal lady tells Vicki, you should try the amethyst because you can put the amethyst in your bra and that'll heal your heart chakra. Well, what the fuck? It's gonna heal my heart chakra. That's not fair. Yeah.

Yeah, well, maybe you put it on a little necklace for you, Ron, you just did it right in there. I know, then we'll get the middle of my chest chakra. That's not the same. You're gonna need a clavicle, it'll be fixed. You need a heart chakra and a blood pressure chakra. I need a man boobs chakra. I need a man boobs chakra.

I need a COVID-20 chakra, please. Yeah. So then Tamra's sitting with Durinda at, they go to a liquor store and they sit at a table because there's like wine tastings. And Tamra, Tamra was being real crafty with Durinda. I don't know if you picked up on this, but she goes, I love you to death,

but I was confused about something last night. And I wanna talk to you about something that happened last night because I was confused about it last night. Go ahead, you can't act to me that anything. You know, that's me, the Rinda. Can't you do the Rinda? The Rinda, the calmest, most rational person on Bravo. Can't you even ever need to?

What is it, BamBam? Well, I thought like you are, the little Washa Washa. And I was like, oh, Tamra said that on purpose. Because Dorenda had a whole rant about how she hates people who are wishy-washy. And then Tamra just goes and turns it on Dorenda had a whole rant about how she hates people who are wishy washy and then Tamra just goes and turns it on Dorenda and I thought this was going to go in a really dark way and it somehow doesn't but I'm still going to say that Tamra was trying

some shit here and it didn't quite work but Tamra was trying. Well Tamra is definitely, she's not trying to fight with Serendipit, she's definitely going to try and use her as a weapon, right? But, do you know, I don't know that Doraida is really that easy. So, she's like, yeah, you are, but she watched her, cuz I saw it at the table, you're my first friend and with band-ass! But then, she starts going off on people and telling people, shut the fuck up, and then you defend the job. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- And I thought she's very easily destroyed. Okay, yeah. A term is like, Well, I just don't understand why you give branders a pass batch. I mean like, it's like it almost fails like, Dorenda and branders have an agreement batch.

And Dorenda's like, you know, where brand is in the bad place. Okay, I need to push and pull with her. Yeah, sometimes you pull things and things you push things. Sometimes the things fall down and eat ice cream in your bed. What do you even do? You know what I mean? And Tim was like, Tad, like I got push and pull, I had a chip.

Cuck up that much. But that was like you the fadder that, and then you yelled at everyone else. And she's like, well, Vicki's waiting for her to fuck up and go for her. And you know what, Brandy was nice about my house and Vicki wasn't. That's what's unspoken, but I'm saying it in my head right now. You tackless, tasteless bitch. He's waiting for her to fuck up and go for her. And you know what, Brandy was nice about my house and Vicky wasn't. That's what's unspoken, but I'm singing my head right now. You tackless, tasteless bitch. Okay, you gotta have taste to no taste, honey.

And that's all I'm saying. Yeah, and so Vicky walks in and she's like, Who do I have to know? Who you have to know to get a glass of wine around here? Am I right? Am I right? Oh my god, I'm so glad to take this mask off. I can barely breathe in it because I'm already congested with a mystery illness. Wine please.

Oh my god, my heart hurts. My heart hurts. Oh, best speaking, because I took that vaccine. Oh my god, never mind. I didn't find. My heart is fine. My heart is fine again. So, Vicky's like, what are you talking about? And Tim is like, south of that guy. That's a fair thing. That you want to top top on that. And she goes, no, I don't want to.

I don't want to. That's not what I want to do. And Rin is like, I feel that way. You know what I feel that way. Tim is like, God, she feels like you want to take a down. And Rin is like, yeah, you know, I feel like, Brandy, she's going to chip away at you, and then you're just gonna come in and you're gonna just try out with you know dangerous driving facts Life insurance You know information about earthquakes and you know what like you're much stronger

You know I get mad and yell and then I feel bad because she's weak. She's a weak, a weak little girl. So, Vicki's like, I don't want to fight. I don't want to. You can't, she picks a fight with me. And like, if she wants, if she picks a fight with me again, she's going to deal with me. But I'm up to here, because I'm up to here with her. But I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight. I don't, I don't, you know, fighting is like vaccines. I don't want to, you don't want to want to, whatsoever. She's like, but, you know, I don't like to fight. I don't want to, I don't, you know, fighting is like vaccines. I don't want it. You don't want it whatsoever. She's like, but you know, I don't like her saying shit like, fuck you, fuck you.

Like you just said shit like, like, come on. You fucking nuns. Get over yourselves, all of you. So we're doing this like, all right, this is fun. The way you try to manipulate me and the screaming it brandy, but I'm gonna go now. All right, beef and jerky, okay I'll be in the next door looking at crystals.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So now the other girl, now they're all having to the dispensary and Taylor's very excited. She's like, I'm getting it to go with the cannabis queen either and it's going to be a great baritone of all places. I would not have expected that. So they're going and Jill's like, ah, fah, fah. You know what? Pot, I can't do pot. It just makes me hungry. I eat enough as it is. In fact, I got a great deal on Klondike bars. If you want to know, just call me. I got a great deal. I got a bunch of the threes. I don't even eat them all. Just come over and I'll feed you all. Bring your friends Klondike party for all of us. It'll be great. I'm brandy. He'sy's like I don't cut away chops. I've never body drug in my life people just give it to me

Can I have that life? I just want to be on a reality show so that will happen where people are like hey, here's some drugs You can say thank you so They go in and Eva is asking for the staff pick. She's like, what's the staff pick? Tell me about that. And Vicki and Tamer behind them walking down the sidewalk and Tamer was like, they're gonna stand.

And Vicki's like, oh, they got, who just drugs the strip? Who? I could not wait to relentlessly judge that at the dinner table. Yeah. And then they are back on the sidewalk and because I guess they do all their shopping

and then they're back on the sidewalk. And Jill's like, Eva, Eva, you load it up, are you load it up? Guess what? While you were in there, I met five guys, they own a form, a platform. So if you need any more pot, they're selling it for 30% off.

And I can just let them know, I them know I'll I'll put you together. The wonderful guys. So they go back home for lunch and Marcus is like really jealous you guys got to go to that dispense. She had that mark. Oh, sorry, right? When the lady you know, it's surprising. You shut your trap and get it some lunch.

It's on the 8th anniversary. All right, Marcus? So she's like, this everybody, this is Bluestone QCompassality. It's like, this is Bluestone QCompassality. It's traditional. Litton you enjoyed that. Okay, thank you. This has been lovely.

Love your home. Love Marcus, love land. Everybody's been doing a great job. Get me the fuck out of here. I'm going to arrest you. What you're fucking QCompassality? Who eats that? I want a club sandwich with some French fries. That's what I want're fucking cucumber salad. Who eats that? I want a club sandwich with some French fries.

That's what I want, make that happen. Well, Vicki is meanwhile turning into, she looks like a melted candle at this point. She's just like sitting there at the table. Like, and Joe's like, you know, Vicki, you look terrible. Sorry, that came out wrong. You look like a piece of shit.

No, what I'm trying to say is you look like a disaster. I can't imagine any man wanting to have a physical on touch you. No, no, I'm came at wrong. You look like a piece of shit. No, what I'm trying to say is, you look like a disaster. I can't imagine any man wanting to ever physically want to touch you. No, no, I'm saying this wrong. You don't look like yourself. You don't look like yourself. You know what I'm saying? I look like you now.

You know when people say, oh my god, look what the cat drag did. You really look like what the cat drag did. Like it's so sad. Like is it a mouse? Like who even knows at this point? Because the cat took it. Like it's not like it just finds a mask, gets it, brings it in. It finds it.

It takes it by the body and then it starts to head slimy and get down to the ground. Have you seen the cat with a mouse? Like it's disgusting. It's really disgusting. I've seen it before. It's actually disgusting. I'm still traumatized.

That's what you look like. It's horrible. You know, my very good friend Suzy, she has a cat. And I said, look what the cat dragged in. And you know what she dragged in Actually some Jill and Ellie pajamas. I couldn't believe it. What great taste that cat had You know what sometimes cats dragon good things, but I'm looking at you good deal. Yeah, I'm looking at you today They didn't drag in a good thing

Sorry no offense I think that cat needs a personal shopper so so No offense. I think that cat needs a personal shopper. Uh. So, so, so, so basically like, Durinda's complaining about Vicky's energy. She's like, you know, she's not like, great, this whole thing just seems, it's romantic for her. I'm like, well, yeah, I think Bluestone Manor

seems to have that effect on a lot of people. I mean, if you just look at the tape, most people come out of it like meeting everybody's crazy. Yeah, everybody's like, they're fucking crazy. Which goes back to a prediction I made years ago. There's some old damage in that house. Like I suspect there's black mold somewhere in that house.

It just makes you fucking loony tunes. I think it's fair, it's a fair guess. So, so Joe's like, I mean, looking at, look at her, she's suffering. it's fair, it's a fair guess. So, so Jill's like, I mean, looking at, look at her, she's, she's suffering, she's quiet, she's suffering. Okay, but like, would, would, it wouldn't be terrible to take a few hours off and maybe you make a feel better. Okay, like, maybe she just needs to have a good night, she'll have a good night, she'll take a rest, she'll go, okay, go to bed, someone make a SMT. Okay, I got to deal on tea bags. If anyone needs some tea, I got to deal with tea bags. And now Durinda is getting mad, Durinda is getting

mad at Jill. I think that Jill's having a very natural response to someone who is under the weather. And Dorenda's like, I'm the hostess of this space. And I really planned it out to be a fun experience. And it really only takes one rat in apple to spoil the whole barrel.

So I don't think that Jill needs to be engaged in this. It needs the fields to fire. Yeah, and so she's like, all right, but today we're going to place in field games and everybody's expected to join girls and they expect you to be competitive, okay? And Taylor is like, she is large and in charge. She's like the girls scout leader

and she wants everyone to participate. So I don't think she gives a shout out what she's feeling really. And then you've got Vicki over there like, but I gotta feel like I've been standing on my head. Do I look like it? Do I look like I've been standing on your head for eight seasons? Okay. Put a towel on my face.

Put a towel on my face. I don't want me to look at this way. Real chiro and tell please. So she's all better and goes to bed. But which by the way, she had COVID. I mean, we've all, most of us have had COVID at this point I would guess and it is exhausting, but I'm kind of on team during the year, mostly because it's anti-Vicky and Vicky sucks, but go home, like go home. Everyone knows you don't go on vacation.

Just probably five minutes after you've had COVID, which she probably did come five minutes. She probably saw has it, right? So, literally, she has it right now. Yeah, so now Brandon, Eva are smoking up outside and or smoking average, as they say here on the West Coast, smoking out, smoking up. But it was, by the way, I thought this was kind of a little

wild because I don't feel like we've really seen the real housewives, like smoking, like that, like smoking weight, right? Like we've caught a cigarette here and there. But to see them actually smoking up on camera, I was like, oh, peacock, being a little, push the envelope a little bit, huh? Oh gosh, no when the housewives do is just pass a find something else That's when the rest of the country like officially goes back to Coke constantly. It's over Calvator so be doing it. Yeah, I'll be doing it with like a blink down I'll just like guys. Yeah, don't you remember that was one of her things and Brandy's like oh really?

Like how you smoke weed online? They pretend say you don't you remember that was one of her things and Brandy's like, oh really? Like how you smoke weed online the pretend say you don't bitch And I was like, I have children how dare you So Brandy and Eva so They go over to the hammock and Brandy's like, oh it's a hammock. I fell off a hammock once Hit her You could probably say that about anything in this house. Oh my god a fireplace. I fell off a fireplace once So I fell off a stand mixer once

That I I can visualize that and I see I can visualize that and I see it out there. It's like you're putting a foot in there. Like this is cool. It's got like a boot. It's like it's a bowl. So, so, Eva's just, you know, they're just like talking about what the day is going to be like. They're like, well, whatever.

We're just going to let Dorenda blow her whistle, run around, let her blow her whistle. And Brandy's like, I'm always having fun until someone's just being like a bitch, you know, and I'm just trying to be myself. And Eva's like, well, who you are is fun, Brandy. And she's like, well, I'm being told to be someone I'm not like, I love you, Eva. Like you're awesome. And I'm definitely not going to burn this bridge by the end of the episode. So, um, Fadre and Jill are talking talking about their boobs and Fadre is like, I'm a 34 C. And Jell's like, you know what, I'm a 34 heavy double D. You know what, I don't even want a clip shown right now. I'm just going to tell you what happened. So I was talking to

Antony, said, has your boobs. And I said, Andy, they're ridiculous. They're like a 38 19 D, right? And he said, isn't that, and I said, you know what, Alphabet's different with boobs. like it's crazy How they work with boobs. I don't really understand it I think that because they don't want kids to understand broad sizes because then it gives the kids the wrong impression and before you know You've got kids walking around and brawse which don't we have enough to pay for his parents, so am I right? Yeah, I wear a 34 D F M which actually stands for We have 34 DFM, which actually stands for Danbury Fair Mall,

which is where you can get Jill and Ali bras, 50% off. The Danbury Fair Mall. Danbury Fair Mall. It's a real mall. I spent many days in my childhood there, Ronnie. But there's money that we also, we actually do get a clip of Andy and Reunion and it's classic because it's just it never ends you know it's like we try and grow and change throughout the year but not Andy and he's just like how's your boobs?

I know you're looking a little less top heavy huh? Yeah! So they're picking Cameron, bad and Monica the production medic comes in because of course it's not the trip with Vicki unless Vicki convinces everyone she's dying Just to see who sent her a fucking casserole, okay. Yeah But well it is to be fair. It is also casserole time Covert times and casserole times kind of one in the same. Yeah, so they have to be I'm sure they have to be extra careful and especially because because it's It's shella. It's it's like a shella like I feel like I'm having really shella

But what's that lady Gaga song in the shella the shea ha knows in the shea ha knows that's my breath my breath is lady Gaga But she's a liberate. I don't like her. You know, it's like when I breathe it's like when you're trying to breathe in It's like you're breathing out it one of those Kakan that's how bra you know like when you try to breathe it with a spray pet No, that like when you trying to breathe in with a... SPRAPETT! No, Tabrat, like when you're trying to breathe in with a... Eugh, that's... Tabrat, save your breathing in Tabrat, I don't even do what you're talking about. Sorry, I'm just trying to remember all the things I've seen my son snort over the years.

Hehehehe. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. It's a fake, he's like, no, it's like... It's like, what do you call it? Like, it's like a... Gina Kio, like, Peppa Bag? Yeah, just like that.

Hehehehe. If you can't tell just, I'm gonna kill ya, fuck ass. But Dr. Klebe, but Dr. Klebe. Really? Really? The same doctor who told you you can't get a shot because you have a varicose vein or whatever the fuck you have, get out of here. I think writing into the Dr. Oz shows not the same as being completed by a doctor. Um, and she's like, my breathing's a shot. That's and they're like zooming in on the wine glass that's in between her legs also.

And um, she's like, do I need a star, a star right shot? They're like, yeah, so we're gonna take it a, I started to give the, by the way, I started to give Monica an Australian accent because I'm so used to the medics on a survivor who come into like, say it looks like your leg fell fell off I'm not sure you'll be able to continue this competition. We'll have to let Jit Prips know. Don't even stare my shot in terms of like I'm not gonna rip ya, I'm not gonna have to rip ya.

Every single time I got it trip it ha, she suck, I should get that, that's got that to go. And then we see clips of that and um yeah. Now one of those clips, Tamara, was your fault because you were the one who drove that four wheeler and crashed. And that went out in a good posture. That's true.

So then, so now, in case everyone was concerned about the medical state of things, here comes Dr. Jill. Yeah. AKA, like, this is the moment where Jill was so like both my parents rolled into one. Jill just comes into oversee and to narrate what everyone's gonna do. She's like, you know what, I could tell a lunch, you don't look good, you don't have energy. Okay, you don't look like yourself.

Her eyes are glossy, it's not good, it's not good. And so then- Yeah, it's like I don't want to interfere, you know what I mean, but you don't look like yourself. I mean, your eyes are classy, your lips are making this little purse like you're saying, wow, wow, wow, wow, your eyes are really open and looking all around. You're doing this with your fingers randomly. Like I really don't, it's not you. Are you kidding? That's exactly what Vicki looks like. No, no, but you look like Vicki, but like if Vicki was like a cabbage patch draw, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna

make a cabbage patch draw with like an old lady wig. That's kind of what you look like. And you know what I'm saying? That ends Vicki, that's what Vicki looks like. I know what I think I may have just been watching another show this whole year. I guess you're Vicki. Okay, go have fun.

She's having separation anxiety from her caliente sign. So, Dorenda walks in and she's like, I'm really, what's going on? And she'll go, oh, we're doing 80s today, she goes, no, that's just my referee outfit. I just take Vicky. Oh, you take. And Vicky's like, oh my god, yeah, I'm dying.

She'll just tell me I look like a cabbage pet. So, like, say, I did the go to the hospital and then to like a mental doctor as well. I'm very hurt, vegetable, I see. So I did go to the hospital and then to a mental doctor. It's very hurt, I'm very hurt. She's very ill. She looks very wonky. She looks not right and Dorenda is like, yeah, what are you doing?

He's saying how to do it. It's ruining another thing in my teen memory. Final day, I teen memory, okay? So then Joel announces whatever everyone's going to be doing. He says, okay, Vicki, take the steroid shot. She's gonna stay here and you're gonna go with her, which is, most people's probably like a nothing line, but that was like literally, like,

that's, I grew up with, I feel like that line. My parents declare, and who's gonna go with who? Okay, you stay here, you go with him, that's it. Whether it's getting the mail, whether it's picking up dry cleaning, whether you're feeling the weather, it's like, here's what you're gonna do. I'm gonna stay here.

You go with your mother. It's like my entire childhood is telling me who I'm gonna go with. Oh, Perians. So, Brandy is cooking and Vicki's leaving. And Tam is like, yeah, you know, that's just one of fun. I don't wanna be Vicki's K-Pah. She's got nurse Monica, she's fine.

So then we see Vicki getting- Monica. We see Vicki getting in the ambulance of Monica. And Vicki's like, oh my God, I like have no personality right now. Well, you could be a personality because I like have no personality right now. Give me a personality, any personality.

Monica's like, I can share some of my personality. Ha ha ha ha. Oh my God. Oh my God. Just let me out of the car. Just let me out of the car. Wait a second. Her personality believes in science.

I can't do this. So then the girls, now they're all getting ready for field day. And Jill's like, by the way, I just want you to know, yes, what I'm wearing right now, it's Jill and Allie. Yeah, it's Jill and Allie. It's like Kate and Allie, but more modern, you know what I'm saying? It's like Jack and Jill, but reversing without Jack and Allie instead. And Taylor's like, she really isn't infomercial, but because she has so many products, it's against the Jill. Like, yeah, that's Jill and Allie, which is fantastic. Everybody loves it. Breatheable, comfortable. Oh my god. And look, well, I'm pointing down at the bottom and cuffs of this, which is

sound very well by the way. I have to say, look at that rug. That's a Zaryn. That's a Zaryn. And those socks, do you know why I worked for that sock company? Like, it's not technically a Zaryn, but my soul is still there because I was there. You know, that's what happens. I go somewhere they never forget me. They keep making the socks like from my first snow. I said, you know, with the sock needs, it needs like from my first snow. I said, you know what this sock means? It needs like a rounder toe. You know the big toe. It can be very uncomfortable if you have the wrong socks.

Look at those socks. Now they charge $80 for those. You're welcome socks. Yeah. EG Smith socks are part of the larger extended Zaron universe. Okay. By the way, I have to say I I really like that Jill Zaryn rug. I'm not gonna lie.

I was like, that is a cute rug. Good, like outdoor rugs are not easy to come by. Okay, that still look good. So anyway, look, and now I'm like Zaryn, QVC2. So now it's time for a field day. And during this, I was made to be a referee. That's why I'm wearing a uniform that doesn't look anything like a referee. Okay, so everyone, let's have a moment of silence for Vicki getting better.

And he'll tell me, like, that's your dog? What happens? She's dead to me. So Laura, please stupid face. Okay, so the game's today involved things from different real housewives. Apple, diamonds, uh, oranges, peaches. Okay, everything. Um, and then it's like Dorinda's BSM field. Damn.

And then we get the fun and games thing, which I don't know how many notes you took. I'm assuming that you're not a big fun and games fan I'm not a big fun and I was amused by this but I'm not a big fun and games fan But what I did enjoy was Durinda trying to explain the fun games and Marco the Butler try keeping getting so excited that he kept trying to be like Oh, and then the next stop after that is gonna be apples trying to be like, oh, and then the next stop after that is going to be apples. Okay. You know what my question is.

Knock out. This is mine. You're getting a little too comfortable. Okay. Let's move this back. Let me do my thing. I'm the referee, but I'm also the announcer. Okay.

So they do this thing. And I love that. Fator keeps calm. Like, Fator has some obsession with Jailer's camel toe. Cause this is the second time she's like, no. Everyone's like, my biggest competition is so and so. And Fadre's like, my biggest competition today is Taylor's Camelto.

That thing has by. Fadre's kind of an odd duck. Like I feel like she doesn't like talk with people. She just sort of giggles and like, or goes like, mm, mm, like I feel like she doesn't talk with people. She just sort of giggles and like, or goes like, mm, I feel like she doesn't have conversations. She just sort of nods and makes commentary. Yeah, I love it. So I think she's most famous on the show

from her diary room sessions, you know? Because it's like they didn't even know what an A-hole Fager was really on her first season of Atlanta. It wasn't until they all watched it back that they were like, wait a minute. And Fager was so popular. They're like, how did that happen? Yeah, Fager is.

I mean, she is. There's something about her that's like a little impenetrable because you never really feel like you're getting the truth with her. She's sort of, oh, I love that. That's a bad people. Right, no, but that's like her thing. Like that's like She sort of, oh, I love that a lot. I love people. Right, no, but that's like her thing. Like that's like, she sort of has,

like she's always like, mm, mm, mm, mm. I never like, you don't really know what's going on in her mind. Yeah, I love it. That's her thing. That's the thing. I love it if I ever do get married is gonna be to some kind of a shady customer service person

who's just like, it's like, honey, I'm hungry. Are you, are you hungry? What can I do to make you happy? You're like, do they hate me? God, this is so hot. Next time we go to Atlanta, we should try to get featured to come onto our show because I think that would be really amazing. I'm just going to clear that right now. I'm going to put it out there. I'm just gonna have to clear that right now. I'm gonna put it out there. Yeah, put it out there. Let's see here. They do these fights.

Eva wins by far. Eva wins. She's a mile ahead of everybody else. And she wins some kind of gift basket or some shit probably with like during the details or whatever. Bluestone manners. Next tap model. Congratulations, 2 for 2 either. So um, so then they're like afterwards, Brandy's like, did you notice that like without

Vicky here, Tervor's like a much kinder, nicer person, I mean she still stands on garbage cans and scowls at me, but like that's just what possums do. And Fadre's like, well she's always been cool to me and she's like, no, but she's that thing like, she's always been cool to me. And she's like, no, but she's that thing like she's always been cool. She's saying she's better now, you know what I mean? Because like, that means like she was worse before, but now without Vicki here, she's kind. That's what she's saying.

Fadre's like, I'm still not really gauging a difference there. She's like, yeah, but like before and after, she's really nice. So I guess that's what I'm trying to say. And then Tamer's right behind them suddenly. She's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

I just think you're like a lot more fun without Vicky. She's like, I'm funs all the time. One of my not funs bitches. She's like, well, what are you are yelling at me? Well, you're yelling at my first batch. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So Randy runs into do whatever so now's

Brandy sees lasagna lasagna. Yeah, it's running for lasagna. Okay, so Brandy and Taylor like bonded now, I guess in Brandy's mind So Brandy's like, oh my god smell this until it's like hmm So, Wendy's like, oh my God, smell this. And Taylor's like, hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a smell. Well, I think it's that out too long.

I mean, overnight possibly, it's the meat. Did you like that? It's stinky, right? Is it stinky? Should I serve this? Imagine what the Spanish flu smell like after everybody died. Like, give it a week.

Would you still eat them if you were walking through town a week later? That's what this smells like. She's like, hmm. I, uh, I've watched enough, um, uh, food networks to our to know, uh, you're not showing the right enthusiasm for your food at the moment. If you think it's rotten, it's rotten. Okay.

That's right. That's a pretty good rule to follow. It smells bad. It smells bad, it smells bad. If any part of you is like, this doesn't smell right, right? Smell this. If you have to tell someone else, smell this, it's rotten.

Okay, throw that shit away. Don't be starving that you want to retire gas to people. When in doubt, throw it out. Yes. But that being said, that being said, that's what, that's the expression people say about fish. When in doubt, throw it out. But that being said, that being said, that's what, that's, that's the expression people say about fish.

When and I'll throw it out. But that being said, at one point, Brandy's like cooking a cheese, like drops a sausage on the floor, and she's like, oh, too bad. And she throws it out. I have to say, I don't think I would have thrown that sausage out, everyone. This is my hot take.

I would have washed it, and it's, because it's raw. It's already, you can't eat it right in its state anyway. Wash it, whatever. And it's got casing on it, right? So you can drop it in the squeeze it out. I mean, listen, it's already a cow's intestine or a pagan intestine. It's already lethal.

Yeah. Until you cook it, but that's, you know, come on, Brandy. That's when I knew that like her lasagna may not be that good, because she was like, I feel like a good lasagna chef puts that list off here. Oh, that's terrible. I can't even believe I'm listening to you say that. She did the right thing, but I think she only did the right thing

because there were cameras there, because you know Brandy is not throwing away damn sausage. I would have rinsed it off. So Brandy's like, oh my god, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This sounds like cheerleading a child, right? Okay. So then, nope.

So Tamra's in the hot tub talking to Taylor. And Tamra, she's so fast. Tamra's just fast. She's like out in the hot tub. Like, oh my god, like this, at least down here. This is an up-getting bad Grilly house your hot tub that you had to sell after you got fired

a man Yeah, so I don't know why I'm so defensive about this house. I just can't imagine having a picky people come into my house Like a beautiful house that was featured an architectural digest. Yeah. I'm sorry, where was, I'm sorry, I must have missed the addition of AD when Vicki's grotto was on display. Yeah, she's acting like she's so nice to Durin. This is what always makes me crazy about Tamar. She's too face.

She's so nice to Durin to face, but then the second she turns, she's like, Gras, this is Gras, that's Gras, that's great bit, that's great. These tiles are loose. Just trash. That's it. It's just a mess. Yeah, it was such a small scene, but it bothered me too. It was sticking that flagstone back in. I was like, well, don't take it out in the first place, Tamara.

So, um, so, Ramby is like, oh my God, you went through my stuff. She's doing my stuff again. You're doing this to my stuff. You guys are tripping! Okay, Lynn? Let's just like... Not guilty. And... Not guilty. Yeah, she asked Marco, like, did you like...

And he... She's like, what the hell? And Marco's like, I can assure you that Durinda made the lasagna herself. And they cut to like... Chef... Chef... Lynn... Not a chef, technically not a chef, all working on it. So then...

Um... That then Brandy goes, the secret to my lasagna is being able to cook it and not have three chefs do it for me. So let's see. So then she's taught just talking to herself because Marcus is kind of there, but he's not really allowed to engage. I mean, he's talking to Brandy so who really wants to fully engage anyway. So she's like, Marcus, I mean, this is when he's to cook 30 minutes, she might watching that. He's like, okay, there's oranges, diamonds, but some of the boxes have rocks and then, Marcus, shut up! I mean, I know you're out of e, but hopefully I can tell you this for free. Shut up, Marcus! So anyway, I'm gonna get a drink. Quiet then, dear.

I'm gonna get a drink. And then I'm gonna go change my clothes. Not my pretty smell, okay? Still, we'll have a drinking problem. I have a drinking solution. Put that on the tea towel. Actually, we've already got that on the tea towel. As part of the Make It Nice collection.

Shut up, Marcos. All right, let's not have a free tea. So Vicky's back, she has a sinus infection and Tamer's like, brand new set up off fun without you, but that's stupid, that's stupid. Now you hold me back, oh please, I do a lot of things, but how do you back? She's just trying to divide, okay, she's just trying to divide, okay, okay, Brandy, you think Tamer's more fun when I'm not around? I am not a fun bus right now, but I do want to loop it up.

So I want to find a way to loop it up. Okay, we're gonna make her happen. And then my favorite part of the episode, this shot of Jill Zare and walking down the hallway alone. And she's just talking to herself. She goes, I was being such a bitch. All right, I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna such a bitch. All right, let me go upstairs. I'm gonna get a soda. He's concluding a conversation with someone,

and that other person is not there. Yeah. I was like, you know. So then, Brandy and Eva, so Brandy's on the bed, and she's like, can I get braids? What, what do you call them? And she's like, cornrows, she goes, no, braids, just braids. cornrows she goes no braids just braids Cornrows no braids. I just want braids

so Eva Cauter has been while Brandy's there and They're you know just doing the regular. Oh my god. We're on vacation. It's so fun. I'm ready. He's like Hi, baby daddy. Hi, baby daddy. You have a greatest wife. I love her because she gets me and most people don't get me. That's such a brandy thing to say. Here's what I love about your wife. She likes me, okay? Mm-hmm.

Yep, and it also means that now that like Brandy has been accepted by Eva, she's gonna do something to test that friendship, which will happen later in the episode. You know, I think that's Brandy's thing. It's like, one she is like, I think she's like uncomfortable with having people liking her.

And so she undermines it. She knows she's undermining it. She may act innocent, but she knows she's undermining it. So, so, oh my wallet's filling my pocket. So, Eva, that's actually, I feel like, even though that was a bend, that was me saying that, that could have just been a cutaway of Joel Zarrin. That was just gonna be all the same.

Like, oh my, oh my wow. I was gonna say Zarrin's rubbing off on you over there. So they say that they're talking about how the brandy is part of the cookout crew. Like Eva, Fadre and Brandy are probably the cookout crew. And Fadre's like, the cookout crew are the people who are always invited to the cookout because they know how to relax and have fun. No judgment.

I was like, I feel like Brandy won't be in there very long. Yeah. So I put it just one little breeze. And Fadre's like, do you want a French braid or corn row or a new style I'm calling Taylor's Camelto. She's like, okay, I just want to give me a braid and Fade just like you're giving me lesbian eyebrows. And then so they start like doing like,

humping and stuff. So then to Rindas checking her lasagna and she set up a cupcake buffet. You know what we're gonna have a cupcake buffet. Like, Duryda's just going, it's and she set up a cupcake buffet. You know what we can have a cupcake buffet. Like, during this, just going, it's too far, it's too much. So Brandy comes down to season, she says, oh my God, the cupcake is uncovered, don't eat that. Don't eat it, it's uncovered.

And now I'm defending the cupcake buffet. Now I'm not at Brandy for dissing this cupcake buffet. You see, this show does this to my emotions. I can't just have one emotion while I watch this show. Yeah, this is also, by the way, the needle is moving towards the rinda on the lasagna big off. Okay, like someone who is concerned about open air cupcakes is not someone I want to be making my lasagna because I'm like, what else are they concerned about that they're keeping

out of my lasagna? You know what I'm saying? Yes, I do. Lasagna should be dangerous. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. So then Jill's Aaron comes down, says, oh my God, is she kidding me?

There's cupcakes. I feel like I'm an abar mitzvah. Okay, which reminds me, if anyone needs Star Wars memorabilia for any bot mitzvah, or the name mitzvahs, call me, I know a guy. Oh, and these pajamas, what are they? J. Crew. I am loving them. I love J. Crew. I don't have a J. Crew store. Everybody don't worry except that J is a very popular name in the Jewish culture. And I used to have a crew that I would hang out with all the time.

We always were on the same private plane, which is crazy because it was my, I mean, it was my friends. Anyway, we would call each other the J.Crew, which is really, really funny. That one else really got it. Yeah, it was great. It's a funny story. I did open up a store once in Cape Cod called Jill Crew, but I was sued. And then the same people then sued Mark Rochosef's across the river across the Hudson

River. It was a terrible time for all of us. So in the kitchen, Brandy is acting, she's doing that thing where she's my, right before she's mean to you. So she goes up to Vicki and she's like, Vicki, do you feel better? She's like, I just checked us, a chest x-ray.

So yeah, I just checked x-ray. Oh my god, I'm so glad you feel better. Well, thank god I do too, because I was dying. I was almost dead. I just checked x-ray. Who's an x-ray, but chest. Oh, wow. Well, you're like a whole different person, so.

Oh, but I'm high by the way, so sorry about that. Yeah, I was literally dead. Out of Chester Cray. I was died from it. Duriga. Before and after I duriga. My chest sucks. Well, okay, I mean, I feel like you're so iconic and legendary and I just I don't want to fight with you

But I'm like oh my god, she hates me. No, no I hate fighting. I hate fighting. I don't like it either But you know if someone pisses me off I Didn't me do I didn't mean to yeah, I didn't be to do that and like if I did I'm sorry because like I didn't be to do that But I'm just saying like like, I'm very reactionary. Obviously. Obviously. Okay. Yeah. And I just have to do your personality, you know, it's like QuickBooks, you know, it's a mess.

It's like mistakes you think can never be righted. But then you're like, Oh, it's just how QuickBooks works. You know what I'm saying? Wow. I can't believe that you also are very reactionary. And by that, I mean, deeply conservative, as is also are very reactionary. And by that, I mean deeply conservative as is the definition of reactionary. Oh, did you mean reactive?

Oh, that's more disappointing. I'm actually in a reactionary club, which is, that could have bothered us, but you just didn't know the word. So I just want to say this. It should put both her hands on Brandy's shoulders, which, gross, she's like, I know. You, it was a power move, actually. Yes. Respected the power move. It's like you are never allowed to say shit fuck up to me. You're never allowed to talk

to me like that because I will say to you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, let me say to you, let me say to you, I will never, never, say that to a woman. I would never say that to a woman. But I grew up, I would never... Well, it's part of my lingo. Say that to a woman. I would never say that to a woman. But I grew up, I grew up in a different... I know it's part of my lingo, I grew up in a... And so I command to... I don't care, you're in a duck now. You're in a duck now.

You were never going to sit. You know that Heather DeBros watching me like, amateur. Yes, and I like the brandy goes, yeah, but I grew up in a different time. Like, brandy grew up in a different time like Brandy grew up in a time or saying shut the fuck up you stupid bitch is like fine, you know Because like, no, but I'm gonna tell you is I am not gonna hear you say that to me

I'm not gonna hear that and Brandy's like, no, can't tell you that Somebody has a page of the between them now like okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay guys And so page goes it sounds like Brandi is trying to apologize, but that's not at the core for being Yeah, Brandi is like oh what I can tell you is I will do my best to not speak to you in that way and because like that's all I want Everybody's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, springy,

baby concession. You know, so everybody's applauding her. And then brandy and Durinda, before Brandon Durinda, I do have to say one of my favorite moments of this kitchen scene was brandy. She pulls like a spoon of, pulls up a spoon of her tomato sauce

and she's like, is it a phager to taste? She goes to try it. It's a little spicy though. She pulls up a spoon of her tomato sauce, and she's like, is it a phage or a teiz? She goes, to try it. It's a little spicy though, and phage or teiz, it goes, it's spicy. So he was like, I'm so proud of Brandy. She said, sorry, and you might get another fuck you coming. Just letting you know.

What? So now's the unveiling, and you might get another fuck you coming. Just letting you know. What? Yeah. Yeah. So now's the unveiling, they unwrap their lasagna's and brain. He's like, my kind of fellow part. And she's like, my is perfect. If my name's a moneye, her is a Zidascade. It's little unorganized.

It's a little soupy. And if she says fuck you to anybody one more time, that's gonna be a Pollock. It's gonna be all over the place. I did not know that Basquiat style was soupy. That's better. I also, I love that she can, first of all, I feel like we shouldn't ever compare anything by Brandy Glenn, Vulta Basquiat, but I did love that to Rinda. It was like Monet versus Bastian. Who is really bringing way too much, like high, high, high,

hoat, kuchu, not whatever. Is it hoat or hot? Okay, TJ Maxx, I'm gonna call TJ Maxx so we can get through this segment. Yes. Also, by the way, D'Rinda's lasagna looks sort of small to me. It was like a little square, right? Were you surprised by that?

Cause I was surprised. They were both small lasagna. They weren't like big gigantic, you know, family-style lasagna, but they're cooking for housewives at the same time. And you know nobody eats trash shit anyway. So, they show, Eva goes,

no, I know lasagna and fingers are on the menu tonight cause Durinda is in my lasagna and then we see it during Deserving and she's like all right Here's a Little one no why let's think it's a Don't you say it's the food with her Well, I will say you're so much warmer than mine because I was letting mine rest so mine is a spicy cold line Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then a challenge like yeah brandy yours has like almost like a Spanish flavor Which is of course what you want to hear from your lasagna and brandy's like

Yeah, I put lemon juice in there I pick Aberney in there. I put a twisty tie in there You know really whatever you find you you find the kitchen you know tuna a little tuna Um, battle caps those are great in there. It's just like, what? You know what's, can I put it enough snackables to become amiable? So, and sugar, and during the ghost, you're not sugar, come on.

And celery, she's like, oh gosh, and during the bite, wait, has a face full of food and she's just like the foods come out, she's like, I mean, how many ginger, I mean, where is this in here? You got a skunk in here, you got a raccoon, you got a boot like what is this? Great. Just like, now everybody knows if there's going to be a mystery ingredient

in a dish, the white lady's much cool what is in here and Jill then Jill is like you know what I wouldn't throw stones in a glass house. I don't think the Rinda lasagna is that good either. I'm just saying. She's gonna get it. Dora is gonna kick her ass. So um, Dora does cracking up because now he and Dora get that kind of mean thing in her. So she's like basically just dissing Brandi's lasagna and cracking up and uh Tam was like don't be making fun of my new best friend. And she's like Vicki I hate to tell you you went to the hospital and Brandi and Tam are got good.

And Brandi's like honestly Dorenda's better. I mean that's the truth. Really I shouldn't have put those skittles in here. I think that's really the only thing throwing this off, but otherwise I'd be like, I'm just okay. Gerrinda's better, I admit it. So then they are all voting into the confessionals and pretty much Gerrinda wins.

And even Marco, he was in and he's like, no one went back for seconds on Brandy's lasagna. So, and then Eva goes, Brandy, I love you. I don't know what the fuck this is. It's like an enchilada pie. And Vicki goes, I won't vote. I won't vote. Thank you.

Could you just keep that? Could you keep that guy going? He got a trend in your life. Yeah, for the next decade or so. And Joe's like, you know, I have to say both of them, they're both a little cold and they went that good. Because four minutes ago, you know, brandy, mine's not cold. It's very hot.

It's hot. They're both cold. OK, so now brandy, typical, you know. Oh my god, I'm going to play a game. We're going to put big inflatable dildos on our heads. It's going to be so funny. OK, and then we can wear the dildos around play a game. We're gonna put a big inflatable dildos on our heads. It's gonna be so funny. Okay, then we can wear the dildos around like a belt and then people have to throw a dance

and throw a ring on the dildo. Yeah, and so Vicky of course was horrified. She's like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they just start, it's more fun in a game. So they're like throwing rings on unslated pieces. And you know that Durinda is gonna go off soon because Durinda started this by saying,

I have a game called Confession. I'm rockin'! So Brandy is like taking the game moment away to do this dick thing, right? So you know that Durinda is already pissed. Yeah, she's very pissed, right? So they're just like playing and she's like pissed, right? So, um, so they're just like playing and Jill's like, I'm more of a, I'm more of like a monopoly, a trivial pursuit kind of person,

which by the way, if you need a deal at KB toys or at toys or Russ, I actually know, I know Jeffrey the giraffe. They say it's out of business, but that's wrong. Could you imagine playing Jill playing trivial pursuit? What is the 50th state in the United States? Oh my God. At first, I thought he said steak, which is crazy. You know, I don't eat a lot of steak. I really prefer potato. I can eat in a steak house every night, which is hilarious. I love macaroni and cheese. I love potatoes. I love the bread they give you.

The charging for that now. Can you believe that it's charging for the bread right now in a steak house? I mean, I know it says steak house, not bread house, but bread is cheap. All right. Give me the fucking bread. You're charging me $80 for this day. You know, I really love potatoes. I feel like I feel like Jill Plain-Trigger will pursue she just answer all her friends like this person who is the person who invented a woolen socks. I think that's what I think. Marion Beanstalk. Marion Bean She, no, how has been has a very successful sock industry and his family goes back many as I'm telling you, it's marrying Beanstalk.

You can look it up. It's marrying Beanstalk. It's like, Jill, that's your friend. But she invented them. So funny. So then, um, let's see here. Where are we? So they're just playing this till the game or whatever and during this like oh my god

Yeah, so Brandi's like whoopsie. Let's go Do you have to go let people out? You know, it's yeah, if you give me like one second here I'll keep talking so I don't have to edit this video Yeah, I've got to say just keep talking and just like Do your thing You know what I played a game game called Whoopsie One Time. Oh my God, it was so difficult.

I did put my thumb up that it wasn't his but own. Unfortunately, I was just trying to get an eye poker out of his eye. You know what I mean? And I put it in there. The man started believing out of his eyes. I called Petty Stinger. I said, what do I do?

She says you've got a rich, injured man. I can get somebody to date him. So she gets this girl to start dating him. I'm saying, I don't want to date him. I'm dating him. Like, what are you doing? Trying to give my man away? Turns out the girl would later be on Real Housewives of New York City. Her name is Leah, which is so funny. That's how I met Leah because Leah was on Millionaire Matchmaker with Patty Stenker, which is kind of funny. So, you know, I haven't been on the show in a long time, but my spirit has been on the show for a very long time because I still bring so much to the show

Liam McSweeney, you're welcome audience, you're welcome for Liam McSweeney So Durinda's like, why are you being come up there in the battle? And Durinda's like, that's called whoopsie where I'm coming from Lord please don't let me tell me ask me to ask plug them. Okay, I've made it to 56 without somebody asking me to buy plug them. I'll have to say, is that woman got a really big house for not having to ask plug anything?

And I really hate when people get so much in the world without putting any effort into it. I mean, for Christ's sake, I know you were married to the man, but he bought you a fucking estate. The least you could have done is butt plug in. For Christ's sake. Bins back. What did I miss?

Talk about confessions. Yeah, confessions. So, Vicki, they still played this thing. Jill won the cock toss game. And they're all having fun. And Taylor's like, oh my God, everyone is having fun. They still play this thing Jill won the cock toss game and They're all having fun and Taylor's like oh my god everyone is having fun. I've got to give credit to Brandy This once she did a really good job here Yeah, so

So now are we are now we're moving on to confess Confession Confession I got a game called Conversions. So, which also you know is never gonna go in the right direction. So, what could you have done, Fadra, with a bit more luck and encouragement? Because maybe be a professional cheerleader. It's like, what?

But you're a lawyer. She's not cheerleader. It's like what, but you're a lawyer. Ha, ha, ha. Ha. She's like, you know, uh oh, Eva's like, yeah, Fadre absolutely has cheer captain presence. She's like, she'll do the prayer before the game

and everything. So then Eva is asking Tamra. She's like, so Tamra, this is your question. What are the worst sides of your partner? And Tamra's like, thera this is your question what are the worst sides of your partner and Tamra's like the worst Patuses I love Tamra's One dimensional answer and then Joe and then Joe goes you don't want that mother fucka see I can be cool I can get down and do it.

Yeah, I said motherfucker, huh? That's like, I'm like brandy. I'm like, I'm like, Jill Glanville right there, huh? Cuck! I mean, I know that wasn't really a misscent through anything, I just wanted to say it, because I'm cool. So then the question is to Jill,

what disappoints you about your father? And she's like, okay, let's see, what disappoints you about your father? And so Jill's things like, okay, what's the what disappoints me? Let's see, he never quite had a deal at Neiman Marcus. Let's see, he didn't have a hook up of beaultons. He bought everything full price of beaultons. That was disappointing. Let me think more. Because, oh my God, that's so bad. And Fragrance, like, we just went from happy dicks to ding dong. And Brandy's like, that's national television, general, don't do it. She'll go, you're right, you're right, nothing.

Nothing makes me unhappy about my father. And her nigga's what he's got me. And Brandy's like, everything we say here is gonna air. And that can hurt other people. She's like, I literally just need to do Brandy Glanfield that we've all been on reality television before. Okay. She's like, don't use any brandy glam feel that revolving on reality television before So it's like don't don't get on Brandy, you know, she's just trying to help me You know, but you would never say anything bad anyway. Yeah, but I was like trying to look for something bad to say

So maybe I would have found something bad, you know Like my father one time forgot to put out the trash and then we had to sit there for the whole week Waiting for the trash guy to come back to get the trash it really smells. I terrible though. I feel terror. I should listen to Brandy. I'm a terrible Yeah, it was it was a terrible it was a terrible thing because I had actually bought three dresses from Lord and Taylor's And he thought the other two were trash and he threw them out But they were actually duplicates so I could give them to my daughter I haven't even had it that time yet. I mean, there's a lot going on with that story But you know what? No, you never disappoint to ever. Not even with the Lord and Taylor's thing.

All right, you know what? If this game isn't gonna be fine, then let's stop the game. Okay? I'm gonna say that with a big smile on my face, will I get up and pace around the room? Because I'm not angry. I'm a hostess, but if we're not gonna have fun, then I don't want to team it.

So I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna go to the other room. Because this is not fine. Okay? And then we see Duranda in the other other room and a camera getting her through the window just with a giant martini like Rage drinking it rage drinking it's like you know, I could just be like you know what I hate about my dad The fact that he's getting older. I mean, you know and brand goes, it feels like it was a set up. And so, Dorenda's like, maybe you, maybe you felt that way because you run your life like that, but this is a game.

It's a game, okay? And that's what disappoints me about my father. Whoa, see, I just did it right there. And Joe's like, how could Dorenda be mad at Brandy trying to stop me from saying something bad about my father? Like, maybe it's because if you don't do what Drinto wants, she's going after you. The end. And Brandy's like, I know, I know, but still. And Serrinto's like, came out way, I've known Jill for over 20 years, well, I've known Jill 10 years. Oh, really? Well, what's, what's 20 to value by

Candace too? And that's how much longer I've known it in you two times longer okay she would never say anything bad about her father well she was about to she was well you know what you're on the game okay because I don't particularly you run the game because I don't particularly like put the ring on your dick how about that just oh why are you being so mean to me because it's a game and you're being negative, okay? I want to know where we go wrong here. Where we go wrong right here? And here we go.

Because you're being a dick. Here we go. Face of an angel, mouth of a serpent. It's just about time to tell people I get really good blow jobs, because I do. Serpent blow jobs. Is this because of why I did to that balloon just before? And they're all trying to figure out what Serpent, mouth of a Serpent means, are all looking at each other and during this like, yes, okay, let's just dive it out, let's just dive

it out. I'm confused because during this coming after me for no reason, like it's her way or the highway, I don't subscribe to that, sorry! So I decided to move forward with the game. It's another asking a question about relationships to Eva and Eva's asking it to herself. And it's like, what does your partner not understand? She's like, well, the part about being a woman and that we have hormones, everything,

and parents are like, period, period. Okay, so, and then this is when Brandy adopts this tone This is this is Brandy's tone that says I'm gonna say something really shady, but it's gonna be okay because we've established that we like each other And it's and I'm even though it's shady We're gonna laugh and it never works because she goes oh my god like he does love you like you know like He faced time earlier tonight and like he is so obsessed with you and he was like taking care of all your like

supermodel babies and he came on and I thought he was gonna be like a man-gina but like he wasn't a man-gina. Even though we like, he did give some like oozing man-gina vibes, but he's not a man-gyna. What's so ever? So he was like, what? What is that?

And Frig is like, man, Jyna, when will she learn? When will she learn? She's gonna lose her invite to the cookout. So Brandy is like, well, no, what I'm saying is, I thought he was gonna be a man-Jyna, but he's not a man-Jyna. And he was like, he, she just called him a man-Jyna. What is that? I don't like that

You don't come after my husband like oh my gosh. Well She didn't she said she thought he was gonna be a man Jaina, but he's not a man Jaina I mean, I guess it's still not like I say but it's it's one of those things where it's like like theoretically, it's like backhand and compliments like like, oh, I just assumed you would be like this, but turns out he wasn't. So it's all good, but it's like, but the fact that you're making assumptions, like shady assumptions about my man,

it's like, doesn't fly well with a lot of people when you do things like that. It's like when you say, oh my God, when I first met you, I hated you. I thought you were such an asshole, but it turns out you're great. It's like, thanks, you know? Well, it's like saying, when I say something, oh my god, when I first met you, I hated you. I thought you were such an asshole, but it turns out you're great. It's like, thanks, you know? Well, it's like saying, when I met you, I thought you were going to be an asshole,

but you're great. Well, I guess still isn't that nice, but I just, I don't think that brandy knows even well enough to be talking like that. Well, it doesn't go for well. That's for sure. Go for well, right? No. So during this, like, living, don't listen to that.

She doesn't even know what she's saying. All right, I mean, I didn't know what a man China was until I met John. Really, you know, you know, with food for you, that's when I learned, you know, it's really not as bad as people make it out to be. You know, something you get used to it, you know, like snow in the winter,

hmm, saltwater pools. I mean, those were weird to me. But no, I'm used to them. So Brandy's, Brandy's inside saying like, you know, the type of man I've dated, like, I'm the one who's in charge of them. Like, they have vaginas, not dicks. And Fiatri goes, you gotta think.

You gotta think of Brandy. Yeah. And so Fiatri's like, well, going to bed. I'm going to, yeah. And so Vicki's like, well, going to bed, I'm going to bed. You know what the doctor's gonna be? Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip. I gotta go to bed. So this is room the night, right?

So now everybody's separating and they're like, Taylor, Tamry could tell Taylor. I don't think that's making my sense. Taylor's like, I know. Yeah, and Eva is telling Dorenda like, I just, I don't want to blow up in your home. So I'm not going to, but then she tells us she needs to know that this is the only and last time she does this shit with me. Okay, play reindeer games outside of Christmas

day for one else, but oh, oh, oh, I'm not the one mama be warned. I wore a warned you about that. Mama warned you about that. Do you? So brand new. I am not even Marcel. I can do it as well. To she's wasted, right? So she's kind of stumbling around as usual at the end of the night.

She's like, yeah, Hey, is he even here? She just a bikini tamar's room and starts to get into bed to hang out with him to have one of her. Oh my god. I thought you guys were such pictures, but now I like you. Like, you know, that's what was coming next. Yeah. She goes in there and vikis sees her and she's like, Oh, Oh, Tamar, I'm choking on my pillow. Tamar, I'm like, I'm like, Tamar, let's be wacky. We're fine. No one's gonna say I'm not fat on this trip.

We'll put up. Let's move it up. Yeah, with some great A. Vicky Gunnels in acting right there. Like, oh my god, I thought I must add. I thought I need the hat, Nick. And Bradley sees her going into like community theater month. So she's like, ah, and she just like stumbles back out of the room.

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