Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Mardi Faux Pas

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

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And so go check that out. This is a spicy little episode. Little, little, little, if I remember correctly, there's a lot of hot takes on people around us. And today is girl's trip. So let's get into it, shall we, Bean? Let's do it. A little bean up.

We'll open up with, That's right. Well, you know, beans appropriate because the first thing we see is Leah grabbing some coffee in the morning. This show is a very detailed documentation of what these women are doing every minute of the day. I still think the show could be like a regular one hour, not every episode has to be super sized. I'm not into the super sized episodes either. And not just because I'm lazy, I think it just makes a tighter show.

Like you guys don't understand what the last few years have done to us. Every, can anyone sit through a movie? I've been watching the John Wick trilogy like it's a 10-part Netflix series. Like, I watch it for one hour and then I press stop and I go to bed because that is what I'm programmed to do. I'm not going to sit here for an hour and a half, you guys. It's not normal. We're programmed now for shit to be short.

Yeah. It's like I don't need to watch like an elephant volleyball type game. I don't need to watch. I don't need to have a whole sequence of women moaning while they get their massages getting done. Like, it's just like that it's not it's not an interesting or funny observation to be like, oh look when they moan, it sounds sexual. Like, I don't know. I just am like, we could trim some fat on these shows a little bit. We'll just trim it because the stuff that went it's good, it's really good. But let's just make a tight episode. We don't need to, why are we so satisfied? You have to sort it out. You have to sort it out. I need it, sort it out.

So then he goes, also, Leah's coffee. We know that Leah drinks coffee. Okay, every single episode, we have to get a close-up of Leah getting coffee. Every episode, okay? It never stops. Yeah. So anyway, Pepsi's being adorable going to say hi to everybody and he goes to Alexi's room and he's like, hello ladies! Today is Pulsha day. We're doing TABA BAKU. We call that MUNATA. And I said, this is Paul and Alexi is like, Paul? And he goes, yes! She's like, oh my god. She's like, I thought you were saying Paul like a hand. I thought those were saying like, Paul, and goes, yes. She's like, oh my god, I thought you were saying Paul like a hand. I thought those pictures were saying Paul like a hand.

And I was gonna be like, you know what? I'm sick, I don't need Paul's. Yeah, and then Portia and Jisella are walking around and Portia's asking Jisella if she wants to get you dipping the night before. And Portia's like, yeah, because you know like the white girls on the show They just let their titties out right on camera. They just let them all out She's like no, not me. Yeah, she has no not me. I'm a black girl and Portia's like well, you're a white black girl

And she's like hey, she's your real Why are you mad? So then we go to Leah and Candace I'm getting ready together andace is like, are you feeling better today just about being here? She's like, I mean, I am. I know that like all these years, Jacelle's been on TV like she's done way worse and sitting at a table and saying she's bored. I mean, it's actually comical and I really think I handled it well on the boat. So, Candace is like, yes, you did. Don't let them see you walk away upset. That's the bully's greatest satisfaction. Candace fully does allying with Leah because just, or I should say,

supporting Leah solely so that way she can have an ally when she goes up against Porsche later on, and they totally call it out. Yeah So Leah bars the tweezers to get a hair out of virgin and Candace is so exhausted from all of the drama and Then we see a clip of I thought we were gonna have fun on the boat today and Porsche saying bitch you said fuck off Now you want wanna have fun? And then Heather's screaming, I don't owe you both with me.

Can I have your autograph just in case you become more famous than me one day? Don't be great. I can't, this is like the only difference between housewives and a soap opera is that they're reading from a script. That's the only difference. And there's the same drama and foolishness and cussing.

Except our lives are real, but we don't get Emmys. We deserve an Emmy. I would actually argue they do deserve an Emmy. But then we then watched like a, like a joky days of our wives intro where it's like very soapy and they're all sort of like doing little twirling around and you know, a good example of an area where we can trim some fat. Just like, you know, I enjoyed it, but we can trim it away. Hey guys, guess who else people have said,

guess who else has said that real housewives are the ultimate soap operas? Literally everybody. Literally everybody, okay, cut down. For 17 years. Yes, cut down, cut down, cut the fat. Cut the fat guys. Cut the fat, cut the fat.

So now we're at the Marisol and Alex, you're going to the breakfast table. And people are sitting down and how there's like, Leah, I saw your text and I am feeling good to answer your question. So Sara, you have the runs. If I could just like capture a small vial of that and sell it on eBay, that would make me so happy.

I'm such a fan of your work, all of it, including your diarrhea. Mary so I was like, well, one of it runs. Who's running? If one of Alexi's acts is here. And Heather's like, no, no, the runs. It's a tummy thing. And Lee is like, yeah, I think it's also because I'm having my monthly friend. And Mary so I was like, Oh, God, that bitch. I'm so glad I don't have to see her anymore. So Heather is, you know, I heard this asking where, you know, where's Leah at with everyone?

And she's like, I'm fine. And like she's like, oh, but you know, it was just like the moment, like the heaviest conversations going on right now between you and Whitney Heather. So like, you know, and that may not even be resolved. And Heather's like, guys, don't worry about me. I can compartmentalize anything. Okay. Just put it in a tiny little box. And I just smash it

and hide it away and never have to talk about it ever again, unless I have to write a book about it. Yeah. You know, but Whitney admitted it. You know, she was just trying to play with the big dogs. And I still don't know what she said exactly that I wrote the book for the show And I'm still Mormon but pretending to leave Mormonism. I mean, what does it even mean guys? And Lee is like, oh, she didn't say it like that. She just basically told me you don't like watch out for you and Lee is like obviously it's ridiculous and Heather says well watch me then I'm about to hurt my cousin, just you wait. If this is who you are, then we are no longer friends.

What you are doing is destructive, false, and a repra-ba. I mean, Whitney kind of does have a point because like, Gen Chaw is literally a criminal. And Heather's like, but I have to support him right or die. And now she's like, oh, Whitney brought up this thing on camera, which is what we're all doing. And it is irreparable. It is a bigger being a fake not more than anymore.

So guess this was, I don't know. Yeah, I guess the search is out, so we could argue about it. I'm already sick of this. Yeah, it's not worth it, because we sat through this fight for a whole fucking season that went nowhere. And also the other cast members on the show, Jizelle and What's Your Buns Candace, we sat through their fight the whole season.

Okay, come on guys, come on, trim it fast, trim it. So Jizelle and Portia come to the table, there's going to be some massages and Porsche like if you lay they will come and she had and they're all like giggling about that and Porsche had this whole plan For an excursion, but it's raining today. So they're gonna just do massages and games and they're gonna relax and have team building Afterwards and it's gonna be so much fun and they're gonna have a great day in Thailand, okay? Fresh Wolf, Fresh Wolf, Fresh Wolf, hello. Whitney hides me Lisa, Lisa Barlow, CEO of Fresh Wolf and Vita Tequila. You look so pretty.

Lisa Barlow, so excited to be tangentially connected to this like a mashup show. So she's like, hey Whitney, how are you? She's like, hi Lisa, you look so pretty. You look wonderful. Hey, do you need someone to like maybe fix your hair? I can fly out there right now. If you need me on the show, I could be there.

Could be there any second. Hi. Meanwhile Heather and Porcer are talking about all of this. And Heather's like, well, I have to do my spirit house grateful thing because maybe that'll change the tide and porcerys Well, did you guys talk because I know Chisel stayed up and Heather's like we had nothing to talk about So when we cut back to Lisa, she like how's it going? Like well, obviously the Heather stuff keeps coming up because it doesn't make any sense Heather only explains that I'm lying and then doing everything for a show and then that's our excuse about it

Wait, what? What that's crazy. Wow someone needs to set the record straight if you want I'll fly out there and be yours by your side Only if you want it. I'm not saying I already bought the ticket I'm not saying I'm outside of villa. I but if you need me there, I will be there and be your spy your side. Only if you want it, I'm not saying I already bought the ticket. I'm not saying I'm outside of Villa I, but if you need me there, I will be there. And then what kept trickering me? So like I got called out on the fact that wait, I don't get it. You're writing a book about leaving the Mormon church, but wait, you're still Mormon. So then that hurt her.

And then she leaned into that hand. She got it. She learned, leaned into that hand she got it she learned leaned into that heart She's oh, so she's hurt Okay, so she's hurt because she got caught in a lie She's more mad that people know she's a liar and it's being exposed there. I said it Heather get exposed Heather gets exposed exposed that to everybody you should go around exposing the fact that Heather just got exposed and also ask if anybody has dry cuticles because fresh wolf is really good for that. Well, when I finally realized after sitting in all that shit, it's because Heather recommended

me to the show and I didn't realize how much of a loyalty I gave that. And so I came into this building a relationship on a mutual Distain for you and other people and then through that process we created a real bond Yeah, what I felt to realize is I don't over this blind loyalty. I may have been Heather's mob I don't want to be a mob anymore grow a mob the fuck you talking about Mob's clean up messes you make messes, okay? You just go around lighting shit on fire all the time and saying untrue things.

And you have since the second you got on here. And so his Heather, okay? You are not a mop. You are a fire starter. You are Drew Barrymore in her start making film role, ma'am. And that's not a complaint. You know, I appreciate you starting the fires. But it's just Whitney's logic is always so hilarious.

Season after season, she's always, her whole complaint is always like, oh, I did terrible things. But it's because someone told me to do it. And so I did it. And I'm mad at them because they told me to do it. She's like, yeah, Heather said, come on the show. And let's go after Lisa Barlow. So I went after a woman without even using any

Independent thought about like whether it be hurtful to that person or maybe this person's a nice person and I'm mad at Heather because she told me to do that Yeah, well you just not done that You could it's like what you said she pat she pulled out the pan of the grenade and he gave me the grenade. It's like well What well? Why did you take the grenade? Why don't you throw it? Why don't you like me the grenade. It's like, well, why would you take the grenade? Why don't you throw it? Why don't you throw the grenade? It's always does that. Throw the grenade.

So then we cut back to Portion Heather. And Portia is telling her, you know, you're a very spiritual woman, right? You talk about religion all the time. So you can offer her grace. You're blood. Just table this. Move on. You know, she's 15 years in and you're just trying to get your

name off the roll. And how far are you in trying to do that? Like how, how far are you? And then Heather goes, oh yeah, I've never tried to get my name off the roll. She goes, what? She doesn't mean nothing. It's just a name on paper. I mean, so is married. She is a person of age. I mean, what is paper even? It's just a concept. It's a real name. It's a construct. What is writing? It's just images scrolling that we've assigned meaning to, but it really is nothing.

That said, I don't know that not many people care if it's their name or all the roles. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I mean, I think what Nene is to shut the hell up about it personally. But I think that Whitney is nailing Heather to a cross over a technicality, but that being said, Heather is being slippery with the truth, because she's like, I'm trying to get it off.

Although when they show the flashback, she never says, I have applied. She says, I'm just like new to this experience. But either way, the Salt Lake City is good for some slippery truths. I mean, these women on Salt Lake City is good for some slippery truths. I mean these women on Salt Lake City they tell half-truths like no other franchise. Well Portia says, but I thought yesterday you said you were getting your name removed off the roll and then we cut to the cliff and

Heather says eventually I'm getting my name off the roll and then it goes boom like that proves something and then They're saying how long have you not identified as a Mormon 15 years Whitney? And you're just getting your name off how dare you. But I think what Heather's really annoyed with is that Whitney showed up with Heather's storyline. I mean, Whitney's storyline last year, or her first two years, was, oh yeah,

I cheated with this guy who had a wife and a family. And so then I didn't want to be Mormon anymore. And I got married to him and I have a stripper pull. So fuck the Mormon church. And then this year she came in like, I really need a true divorce with the Mormon church, which is Heather's storyline. So like, I think Heather's mad that Whitney

saw her storyline. Yeah, that's a good theory. So Porosha's best lead like, you know what the truth is, you're not a bad liar. You're not a bad woman. You're a bad liar. So then Lisa's still talking on the phone. She was like, you know what? The other stuff has so many holes because she lies. And she's always trying to put a narrative on you. And that's what I'm always like, don't narrate me. Don't narrate me. It's like my catchphrase. And I said, quite like caught on yet,

but I have made several T-shirts. So if you wanna buy one, I'll just give it to you for free. Don't narrate, my. Now, she's not a good friend to you. She's not a good friend to me. Exactly. And you've had a crazy day. I've had a crazy day.

It was a hard day. You would have clarity. You know, you'd have some clarity. I would have some more clarity if I would just say it. Yeah, just keep saying the truth, my little fresh wolf. Keep saying the truth! Listen, you can't have Heather tell you how to feel. Yeah, I can't have Heather tell me how to feel.

You're an independent person. I'm an independent person. You love Lisa Barlow. I love Lisa Barlow. I just stop for no reason. Sorry about that. Sorry about that click. So then it's game time and Porsche is getting more KFC sent in. And at what point does it become offensive that you would rather eat fast food than the thing that the 10 fucking chefs are cooking for you? You know what I mean? Go eat your food. Yeah. They're working their butts off.

And so, Leo's like, Tancy is not even that good. I mean, they're just like, it's just, I just feel like you could do better. I don't know how it is in different countries because you know how they say everything's better in other countries. Like McDonald's in Canada, we had Poutine.

I mean, it was lovely. So very lovely, but your channel's experience. And Thailand can make some good fried chicken. So, you know, maybe like Thailand, KFC is like really, really good, but I'm just saying like American KFC, I find it to be a little soggy. There, I said it.

So Leah does her diary room session, and it's one of those that they're doing themselves. I guess because she probably never hears, Leah, please come to the diary room session. And it's one of those that they're doing themselves. I guess because she probably never hears Leo, please come to the diary room, because they don't want to see her either. So she has to go to the self-tape one. And she's like, am I having the best time? No.

Does it feel like a healthy environment? No. People are following each other and trying to stay on each other's good sides. They don't say things that maybe they feel. And I'm not following anybody because I don't follow people and rather be alone than follow people.

That's for sure. I'm in the equal friendships. Everyone should have the same kind of jocke pants. That's it. Wow, congratulations, Leah. You finally made it to 1994. What's next? Guys, I'm going to a whole concert.

She is literally speaking like all of my friends in high school. I'm not a follower. She's gonna buy herself chocolates for Valentine's Day one day and throw a fucking parade for herself for coming up with that, you know. So she turns on the camera and it was boring. Send us massage time. Yeah, and it was boring. Send us massage time. Yeah, massages. They go out to the tables, et cetera. And they start getting ready for massages. Porsche, they're onto blankets. And Porsche turns to her and she's like, I wanna be naked.

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell that. I just want to take off my clothes. Which I love that because I'm totally done that. Just from random moments, we're just like, yell. I'm like, no, that was not intended to be a yell. I just kept asking a yell. I have to say, I've literally never said I wanna be naked, never.

In my entire fucking life, I don't think. So then they're playing porn music cause they get real deep into that time massage, you know, so they're playing like, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, and yeah, so I was like, so type people want a massage, your vagina. For sure, it's like, they were massaging your vagina and just I was like, they were trying to wash. Well, I want my money back because no one tried to touch my vagina. Oh, it's time for commercial. It's time for commercial.

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grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. Let's come here. So then every time they touch disaster, just that all sounds like a dying bird, a dump bird who died of following other birds, stupid follower bird. So then we go to Alexia Heather and Mary and Alexi is like, did you get relaxed because I couldn't because everyone's so loud with the chat chat chat. Okay, I needed to be dark.

I wanted to be dark and quiet when I get a massage. Yeah. And then they're talking about doing the spiritual offerings, the little house, the spirit house and Heather didn't do, hasn't been doing it, but she's going to do it today. And Marisol's like, well, I offered something. Well, it was more of like a, there's more of like a trade, sort of like a take-see back. And we see that like the day before she like offered up her booze. She's like, don't have too much experience. It's 74 proof. And it likes, that was beautiful, bro. That was like really a beautiful offering, you know? And she's like, yeah, well, you know what, I think I want

it back. Okay. I'm going to take this back. Yeah. She'll install it back. So we're going to have a purse for the rest of the day. Well, there are such a thing as Tasey's back. See, spirits and Thailand. All right. I can't do without a purse.

For the spirit of the alcohol, but I need the prop. Spirit was probably so excited. The spirit of like, I'm so sick of being offered like a flower. I don't want flowers or like little necklaces or beautiful jewelry. I just want some booze. Literally a spirit. Suddenly a spirit. Heather and Chisella inside

and Heather's like, oh my god, my mood is so much better getting out of that heat. So did you talk to the girls today and say talk about their daughters and Chisella, well, it sounds like they're going to talk to their daughters right. Um it's just uncons. You know, let's check it with Jen. Jen, child. I want to have a phone call on television with Jen, where I call her out on all

of her bullshit. He's like, oh, that's like, okay, well, great. This is I guess if this is what gets me in with the big dogs, gets me in the alphas, I'll do it. I mean, it's midnight in Utah, but like, let's just give it a try. So Heather actually tries to face time, Jen. And Jacelle looked nervous. I don't know if you picked up on this,

but I felt like Jacelle was like, oh my God, this might be happening. We won't be talking to Jen Cha. I'm gonna get an exclusive with Jen Cha. Ah. She says, did I call, did did I call Jenna criminal? I did She's gonna be like me upon Twitter. Fuck you, Jacelle. I thought you were my girl Jacelle. Did they let you have Twitter and Jela? So it just rings and rings and goes to voicemail. It's like hi give me to voicemail Gencha

What about what I'm going through me to voicemail of Gen Shaw. What about what I'm going through? What about my voicemail? What about the voicemail? I want to leave you. What about that one? So then, um, just I was like, well, everyone knows I'm super sleuth. I would ask her more questions and homeland security. So then we got a portion by that. I do believe that. Checking on our food. And just everybody's just kind of relaxing. They're talking about the barbecue that's coming later. Yeah, there's going to be a barbecue. And she welcomes them.

She's like, actually, the barbecue is now. And she's like, welcome to barbecue. Everyone's going to be cooking their own food. And so Candice doesn't like this. She's like, the word barbecue entails the food is barbecue. It's good before I get there. I'm like, well, if it's the word barbecue entails that you'll be that the food is barbecue, then we wouldn't have a word called barbecue because that implies that there's a barbecue.

Also, it's how much fucking canvas, how much canvas helps at a barbecue. I know. Seriously. When I got to a barbecue, things are cooked. Do you hear that? Yeah, it's on a bubbly, right? I'm getting my oh god. Oh Jesus. Oh god. I'm sorry. I hurt my back again. Oh, oh geez. Now it's really hurting. Oh geez. So I put this home medics thing on it. God, listen to that thing. It's like it's like getting construction work done on your back. Hold on, trying to turn it off. Even that little bit of it, it was just getting punched by tiny, strong people. That one's great to me. That was good. Thanks, home man. Perfect for this massage.

Hashtag not bad. Do you have a Theragun? Is that what that is? Yes, a Theragun. I think home medics makes the Theragun, right? Well, maybe, maybe they do. But by the way, Candice is not alone in being upset they have to cook their own stuff. Alex is like, oh well, you know, it's not too much work. It's like too much work, I'm not gonna do it. That's just like, oh, this is Thai style.

Not my Ami style. And Lee is like, well, I don't mind cooking. It's just like all of this has been soaked in pork. And I can't eat pork because I was Jewish for a story by him last year. So thanks a lot, Portia. So the portion in Candace are talking about oysters, even though it looks like they're looking at muscles,

but they're talking about oysters and the types that they like and don't like. And they're kind of like having a nice moment. And Candace tells us, she goes, for me, Atlanta was a group of black women. We're going to show black women in a light that we've never, that have never been seen before. And I watched portion I always thought that she was going to be someone I'd get along with. So I came to this trip willing to say, Hey, let's shock everyone. And I guess implying that like, Hey, we're going to get along. That It's gonna totally be great.

L-O-L. Right, but I also like that they were intercutting this with them talking about how the, um, the oysters look like vaginas. Yeah. Canvas is like, I always thought Atlanta showed the classy women and then it's like, you can keep your fish, baby. Thank you. So, Alexian Marisol, the only ones actually not participating in the barbecue.

They're not like cooking their own stuff. And it just cuts the Marisol going, do you have any mayonnaise in this country? Any sour cream? Oh my goodness. It's like, okay, Portia, I want to talk about something that's been on my mind. I just immediately folded it. I want to talk about something that's been on my mind. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, It is, this is not a rectangle. This is not like a proper, this is an, this is an arrow dynamic, not NASA engineered triangle for the scene. So, Porsche is like one thing about Candace, there will be no tear left behind. Did it get that tear? It will not drop past her cheek ever.

Dan, get that here. Get that here. It will not drop past your cheek ever. So Candice is like most dramatic to your wiping ever with this like baseball shape. It's like a spaceship under a rival and she's like everyone always says, and I'm not going to cry about it. I'm not going to cry about it. Everyone always says, well, it's the physical altercation of Monique and the fight itself was not what tears me apart.

It was everything that happened in the aftermath. I started to see and depressed all these stories that were false and that were skewed in her favor, and I was ripped apart by people who thought I threw a glass on someone's face to start a fight, and you went on chatroom and told everyone that I was suing her for the down payment of my house, which was hurtful to me because I didn't know you and you didn't know me either. And Mary's all covers her face with her fans saying, oh, yeah, I'm all still last long. I didn't even, you went to a Ronin for fuck's sake. And Candace like that was very hurtful. I didn't know you, you didn't know me. And then we see the clip of what Porsche said, which is Monique actually said that she believed that Candace was suing her to get the payment on her mother's house and

That's different because that's that's very different because Porsche is saying Monique said it. Porsche isn't saying Yeah, she said she's friends with Monique and Monique is the one who said it So why are you twisting things around Candace? Not so much. Yeah, but come on now and And you're also the one bringing up this stupid fight on national TV again. If you're so fucking traumatized about it, why don't you just let it go? Okay, you already know it was last season. She totally won this last season. She was on season. Everybody's good graces. Why? And on top of that, like, no one in, I guarantee most people do not know or remember

what Porsche said on Bravo chatroom two years ago. If, like, Candace is the one who is amplifying this comment right now. Yes. No one knows and no one cares. It's people are just saying stuff, you know? They're just saying stuff. Just the way that Candace will often say some nasty

or shady thing on Potomac, it's like you just say things. So she's now trying to hold Borscht to this. And Borscht was giving her this look seriously. She's like, well, I was just there for a friend who was calling me. And obviously, I've been in altercations on my show, and we've had a conversation about we were having a conversation, but how to navigate the issue. And Candace says, well, that was messy and defamatory.

And she's like, it's not defamatory if she's telling me her facts, though. And yeah, she just said she believed this. It's like stating a belief, not a fact. She literally said she believed. So Candace, it's like stating a belief, not a fact. Like she literally said she believed. So Candace is like, but those are not facts. And, um, Whitney's like, Candace, you were upset because like, I feel like, you feel like it was unfair because you honored your contract and then she got a platform to speak on it.

And she's like, she built herself a platform and just tells us so saying that like Candice didn't get to go on this chat room and defend herself. But Monique got through Porsche got to defend herself, which I think is a somewhat fair comment. It's no, it's actually it's 100% enough. It's ridiculous. She's going to complain that Monique got a quote unquote platform because Porsche read one statement on Bravo Chatroom who is still employed by Bravo. It is, can't just been on this show for two or three years.

She is literally using an active platform right now and she's gonna complain that she didn't get to have one sentence on Bravo Chatroom when Giselle was still defending her. So I kind of feel like, that's kind of like, it's like I understand the logic, like what she thinks is logic, but like you can't complain that you have been deprived

of a platform when you're not the one who is stuck in the wasteland of we or wherever Monet is, and I'm not saying this in defensive money, I'm just saying like you're acting like you have no platform when you're literally currently on Bravo and he, I'm like, like you're acting like you have no platform when you're literally currently on bravo and Like come on now still bringing up Monique, you know when she's not on the same. Yeah Like you actually you're right. You have such a bigger platform So just feels like well speaking of platforms. I use that platform to defend you Candice in the same moment and

We see a clip of Jacelle arguing with Porsche going going, no, no, no, no, that is not what happened at all. And Candace says, yeah, but she was given an opportunity to make a statement. And I was not, I was not asked to give a statement. And Jacelle's like, Candace, I was there. You knew my opinion. And she's like, well, that's not the same. That was not my statement. Okay. So now you're mad at the bookers. Are you mad at the bookers for not booking you? Because this is not Russia and Giselle and they didn't book Monique either. So I think she's upset because Porsche is like,

the quote unquote, the cool one. Porsche is like, Porsche is like, still like everyone pretty much loves Porsche. You know, there's, you know, Porsche has some detractors, but like everyone loves Portia, she's like a cool bravo liberty, and she's like the cool girl at school,

and she basically chose Monique in that moment. And Candace is like, that probably massively triggered all sorts of things from Candace's life. Like Candace wants to be the cool girl, and she wants to be in with the cool girls. And, you know know it's like basically like mom was defending Candace, aka Jacelle and Portia the cool girl was defending Moody and Candace was upset by that. I think that's ultimately what it comes down to. So Jacelle's mad because she says, I defended her, you know this is the first time me and

Portia didn't agree on chat room and I defend defend her in the 7-Eleven when people walk up and say, can't a saint shit. I defended her in the whole foods. I defended her all the time. I love that she's going so high low in her diary room. She's like, I'm in the whole foods. From the whole foods to the 7-Eleven's, there I've been with the common man and the organic loving gluten free creature. I've been there. Alpacenca.

The Fending Candace. I know. Every every store. So Candace is like, I can be grateful that you spoke for me. And so wish I had the opportunity to speak for myself. I'm like, you're literally doing it right now. Like, are you really getting so upset? Like that you You, I mean, I can understand in the moment there that you're watching Bravo Chat Room and it sucks that Monique is saying this wild thing about you

that's being repeated on chat room and you're just sitting there and you don't have anything to say. But that was two years ago and you've had such a bigger platform and your life has gone, like, has ascended. Your life has gone so much better since that moment. You have a song that actually everyone really loves, you know, you're doing well, you did a thing with Trina, you had a season where you're killing it, like you just said, Ronnie, and you know, it's all God in your favor, and you're so like, but I didn't get to say something in response to that Bravo chat room thing that no one watched. So, Portia says the only reason she was going so hard for Candace on the show is because Giselle was giving her so much shit about Candace.

And she's like, it's hardest Candace is going on me. It's like she's not even realizing that Giselle had her back. And then we see Candace is Candace says she texted you a statement. And she's, but it's still here say because it's not first person. Borscht is like proudly saying no I said here say it's okay it's okay she's like proudly declaring that she she repeated here say on the air so Candace goes Howard University John A Johnson School of Communications news degree end of story.

Borscht is like you can have the degree, but I have the journalism job. And I can use my mouth and talk about things. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, both of you. Congratulations on your degree. That's fucking amazing. I'll even have one. Okay. So I can't imagine having two. That's amazing. Not taking anything away from that. Still not a journalist. Okay. Not a journalist to your journalist. Portia, you're not a fucking journalist, you work for some morning show. Shut up. Dish nation, right? Yeah, that's what.

Come on, come on both of you. I know. Well, it was a bizarre thing. So can't say. We can move on, because it's interesting to see Porsche defending her foolishness instead of just apologizing to me. She hasn't learned from the time that she hasn't learned

from the first time that she repeated things that she knew weren't true. And still hurtful, she's doubling down on being a bully once again. She's not, she literally just, she read what she thought, what Monique texted her. She was, she was saying, this is where Monique's head is at. There's nothing to apologize for.

Fucking victim again. Just like the old, just come back. It's all victim wha wha wha cry cry. Fold a new shape to cry your tears into. Give me a break. Well, Marisol has the best take. She goes, guys, I mean, it's just a fluff opinion show. It's not an investigative report.

We're running it. I felt like she said it to fluff opinion show. And she goes, wow, thank you or fuck you. That's like, well, she said it to Fluff opinion show, and Porsche goes, wow, thank you, or fuck you. Like, guys, it was recorded on Zoom. Can we stop? But this is not 60 minutes, okay? It's not even 60 seconds.

Oh my gosh. So now it's time to play games. Porsche's like, this is stupid. Let's play games. So we're gonna get you into the tie sphere, okay? So Porsche's like, this is stupid, let's play games. So we're gonna get you into the tie sphere, okay, so Porsche is like, okay, we have a theme here, so we'll make you all cities. I'm gonna cost, wait, what's she say?

We'll go with, I think they're coming up with nicknames for teams, right? Yeah, so there's gonna be like, there's the Potomac, Duo, there's the Miami Du duo, there's the Utah duo. But since Portia and Leah are like without city, it's like they don't have a duo, they are gonna combine Portia's like, we're gonna combine it, our names,

Portia and Leah to become poor Leah. And Leah's like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Portia has like a thing with me, like I don't know what it is, like I'm the girl with the least amount of season under my bell, like I have one from New York with me. I've like no one from New York with me And I'm like an easy target. So yeah like poor Leah and so just you that's how leax. Yeah, I was so they're gonna play

a tie game similar to volleyball, but they're gonna do it in elephant suit So it's like a wacky game time and I just wrote no notes all in cap So that was fun. I wrote, you know what I wrote? I wrote I would be livid. It looked so him. All they do is complain about how humid it is. And they're in this hot humid backyard putting on plastic and flatable elephant things that

are not breathable. I would be like, no, I am not doing this volleyball. And then they have an eating competition next. You come fucking kidding me. Who came up with these? This is torture. These are real housewives. Yeah, this is, this is like,

this is again, cutting the fat. They have to basically the eating competition. And then we get through that. And then we get to, they have to do those stupid competitions to make this third one be somewhat tolerable because it's just like another played out truth or dare, except this one is either speak the truth or you have to eat part of a scorpion.

And these are the biggest scorpions I've ever seen. They're like little dogs. I've never seen a scorpion that big. Are those real? That's crazy. Yeah, they're real. They serve those in Thailand. And when I went to Thailand, I wanted to try one, but I had to go to a wedding. And I was afraid

of things not sitting well with my stomach. I was like, basically like, I wanted to be able to party at the wedding. And if I got some sort of crazy, like, you die, president, you die. It's Mary Soul saysac. You would die. I just didn't want to have to go on to some medication for food poisoning and not drink at the wedding, which is dumb because in retrospect, I'd rather not drink at a wedding and be like, hey, I hate a scorpion. Priorities. Yeah.

So, if they don't answer the question, they have to eat the scorpion. That's the game. So, Pursha has Alexia Rinker husband, which obviously she wants to fuck Todd the most, the petopadro second and her non-third. So then fuck Mary Kill, Monique, that one's for Candice. And Candice is like, I would banger. To death.

By the way, that's not how you play a fuck Mary Kill, but little pass. You don't say, here's not how you play a fuck Mary kill, but little that pass. You don't say here's one person in what would which of these three options would you like to do? Start crying. So I say hand or a fucking metal. Yeah, that's true too. A Porsche then is like,

jeez, Al, which woman here? Would you like who would make the least? Would you say makes the least on only fans? So, Jacelle's like, well, I would say Marisol La, only because I don't think that you would understand it, but I was like, what? No, I have really cute toes and we all know only fans is a place where you sever your toes and sell them on a marketplace, right? So now, Leah is asked which of the New York housewives should not be asked to come back

and she eats a scorpion instead of answering because I don't want to be negative. So let me just eat it. So she does and Mary says like, by the way, that's a big deal. I mean, that's a big deal because she's very picky with her food. She's a vegan or a Jew or something. Yeah, she's like vegan or our kosher. I'm like, can not really the same, but okay. So Leah's like, she's like, I don't do casting,

and I don't do firing, and I don't do hiring. I don't do any of X. I don't follow. Okay, I'm independent. I wear patchouly now. And Candace says, yeah, me neither. I think Portia should go. So Portia asked Whitney three times Heather lied on camera and they all blew and Heather's like, go ahead. I want to hear it.

I really want to hear bring it on. And Whitney goes, what is between Heather and I? I want to talk to her. I don't want to be messy. No more girls. Oh, no. What was that? Whitney's nice to get. She's around not only white people anymore, and it's so embarrassing. Oh my god. I know. I feel like we've all got to run. I don't want no scrubs.

Yeah, I feel like scrub is a guy who can't talk to me. I've sent around black people. It's just like, even if it's just like the least like stereotypical thing you could do, like, guys, I don't want to do that. No more girl I believe children are our future sister Oh gosh, yeah, it does happen a lot. I know

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and you've not been able to come up with one imaginary lie. Like, Bickalain, be a villain, be a friend, be real. So of course, it's like, okay, Heather, who gave you the black guy, fly out, and then there's a long pause and dramatic music, and Heather takes the scorpion. Oh gosh. Oh God, this black guy, pause and dramatic music and Heather takes the Scorpion. Oh gosh. Oh god, this black guy, this black guy is going to be the thing that is going to take Heather down. Heather was beloved. And this black guy thing has got people so

angry and annoyed. And the fact that like it has resurfaced again on this show, it's like they just will not. This will never go away. Yeah, so Porsche is like well, you know what's up funny. She said you didn't know but no you must know because you're eating the scorpion Oh, she we know she knows I but she thinks Jen did it and when he goes I do I think she's projecting jet She's protecting Jen and Have there's like oh, yeah Whitney just knows I went to Jen's room and said Jen I'm the informant and then jet said oh yeah, Whitney just knows. I went to Jen's room and said, Jen, I'm the informant. And then Jen said, oh hell no, she just popped me. Yeah, well, I think that Jen has something over Heather.

That's my Heather's edges are like, you know, like not good edges, you know? Ha, so that's what I think or like attracts like. So Porsche is like, okay, Mary. So who do you trust the least? We'll do Mary. Soul style game. Who do you trust the least? And so, well, that's easy. You lean on because you throw me under the boss three times already, you know, like things that dinner you saying I drink too much. I mean, that's so hypocritical. You used to drink too much.

That's my answer. That's a fucked up thing to say. It is fucked up, but I sort of enjoyed the way it sort of awkwardly tumbled out of her mouth. Like, it's like a surprisingly, like really sharp response. But like Marisol's like, oh, I guess that's that me reading you, I guess, I don't know, that's what you're doing, only fans. So then, Chisel is like, Porsche gives him a plus, this has been a lot. So now it's time for Maddie Grah, you have 45 minutes to get ready, and they're like,

oh my god. Oh god, this is like an obstacle course. They do have very small windows to get ready and they're like, oh my God. Oh, God, this is like an obstacle course. They do have very small windows to get ready on this show. Well, it's also been on stop. It's like from the elephants to the eating competition, to this question answering game, and now to the marty-grah. I know. So Marisol's like, oh, I need to wash my,

it's like, Marisol, there's no time for that. Like, wash it tomorrow morning, there's no time. Come on, like, we have to do this. So they're back in the room and the room is like messy. And Alexa's like, oh, my God, Marisol, they haven't done anything, not even the bed. Oh, my God, I can't even with this mess. I mean, please, we need to go housekeeping.

Oh, well, you know, housekeeping, we need to go housekeeping. Well, that's not, man, that's not Pepsi's job. You know, yeah, we love Pepsi. It's not this job. Get house keeping. Well, that's not Pepsi's job. Yeah, we love Pepsi. It's not his job. Get house keeping. Call the Ekipo. And I said, I don't Pepsi the dear. I call the Ekipo.

And she's like, oh my god, I've always been really good with MarySoul on trips. But this is a lot. I got to sleep with you. I wake up with you. You snore. Like, I need a break. So MarySoul's like, this has been a long experience.

It's high quarters and I'm not feeling well. I got maybe an ulcer, you know? So then we go, then we hear Trixi, Monica singing a song where she goes, where are my cleans be? Yas girl, don't this crowd look so good on me? Yas girl. So they drive to another backyard, which

is so nice show. So they go to like some other backyard that set up kind of Marty Graut ish and they're all wearing their Marty Graut outfits, including a mask and Whitney goes, the masks are off tonight. Good one as you put on a mask. That's like you really have to think on mask's a fucking really amazing on mask. Things on. The mask are coming on tonight. So Alex is like, come on Miami and Marisol is like, why don't they keep calling us Miami? Alex is like, because we're from Miami. Yeah, but I also have a name.

Okay, Drunkie, let's go. Let's go and not let's go and not watch tear. So then, come on, old sir. Jacelle tells everybody that the Creole Queen is coming out. They're here to celebrate her history. And in the Vans, let's see, Portia, Jacelle,

Alexia and Mary solar and one and Portia's like, I feel like one person has to out for two people the whole trip. And that is candy. Watch. When we go out at the same time she cries that we're bullying her, but then she's in a room talking about having anxiety because she doesn't know us. Well, I realize nothing is ever good enough for her.

It wasn't good enough that I rode before you and held you down on Major, I had your back even with the Chris situation. It's not good enough that I told you plain and simple what happened. That's not good enough. It's all, oh, you brought in front of the cameras. Aaaaa. Um, so Jacelle used Candace as a weapon against Monique who she always hated and then came for her with Chris.

Like this rewrite of history from Jacelle is so crazy. Jacelle, you used her when you needed, and then you dumped her and accused her husbands of all kind of shit when you, or her husband of all kinds of shit when you didn't need her anymore. You are the bad guy. You, you are the bad guy. Yeah, but to be fair, she, all she said was like, by the way, Chris made me feel uncomfortable. It was actually what was worse was later on when she was joking with Robin and she was like

with Robin, she was like, I don't know, maybe he wanted to get in my pants or something. I was not joking either. No, she said it first, she made her uncomfortable and then she said, and I've been, I know married men and I know when they're just trying to see if you're down and he was trying to see with, see if I'm down. Yeah, that's where she went wrong. Yeah, so yeah, she did accuse him of doing some shitty stuff. So stop acting like so in a cinch is all, okay? Stop acting like so stuff. So stop acting like so innocent, okay?

Stop acting like so innocent, like just that, okay? You are the bad part. So Porsche's like, so you're saying to tell us, trying to ruin your family by telling you she was uncomfortable. No, you're trying to ruin yourself by saying she's trying to make it out cause that's actual. Don't have even a reason.

So now it's flipped, that Candace is actually the one who is really the more like, like she is the, like the digressor in the situation. And it's doubly bad because Porsche doesn't even know the situation, the season has an air yet. So she's just, she just likes Giselle better. So she's gonna go with whatever Giselle says, you know? And she's like, oh my God, that's so damaging that she's accusing you of

Accusing somebody of sexual something when she's accusing you of accusing them. That's terrible. And It's like she said that on camera. I was like, but you then you said what you said on camera She says that she said the reason people of sexual people who have been sexually assaulted don't come forward I'm the reason and she said it on camera and she's insinuating that I'm lying But you admitted later that you shouldn't have said that so You kind of admitted to lying later about that part of it. So Not either way. It's not a great not It's not like a high point for either, either one of these women. So they all arrive at this luxury hotel and they're getting like, they've got bees, there's hurricanes and stuff.

And there's not an alcoholic hurricane for Lias. They go to the table and, and they sit down. There's all this food, a lot of Thai orlins are food. So Jizelle talks about, she's talking about growing up in New Orleans and she spent her summers there with her grandmother and talks about the Zulu parade, which is part of Martigrad, the all black parade, and people in that house wear a black face because it's basically saying, hey, we're here. And then they start talking about the king king. It's basically like a little like Mardi Gras moment.

And then it starts to rain. So they obviously got their umbrella. Yeah, this makes a big burp at the table. And they're going, whoa, that was not me everybody. And in Spanish, Mary so it's like, oh my god, that woman just burped at this table. And like, she's like, oh my god, this is horrific. And Mary so goes, I would die and look at her. She's laughing over there. I loved that Joji moment from both of them. That cracked me up. So now they go inside because it's really raining hard. And so just all teaching everyone how to do a second line. And she's like,

yes, when you're a host, when things don't go your way, you have to learn to improvise. So I'm going to show these women how to do a second line and free, so that was improvising. So they do that and then she explains her podcast is reasonably shady and now they're going to play reasonably shady with the paddles and all. So she goes first and she's like, is it reasonable or shady to be extremely sick and still spend time with the group

Leah and everyone's like reasonable and poor she goes, yeah, but how could that even be shady though? I don't get it. She's well, maybe if she wasn't being talkative or good with the group. I mean, I didn't feel that way It could just be it could just be oh, they're talking about Mary Sol She is it could be perceived that way be, oh, they're talking about Mary's soul. She doesn't can be perceived that way. Um, and Mary's soul's like, whatever, I were all eight. Fine. It was not, not a great opening question. I'm going to say that much. It was not a great, like, uh, great scenario, like, to, to really get to the root of something or start to sort

of the pot. So she's like, okay, uh, new question. Is it reasonable or is it shady, uh, to take credit for another franchise success, especially when your show was cancelled. And it was like shady. And Alexis is like, oh, okay, no, that was for me. The situation is shady. Okay, look, first of all, I was not trying to take credit. I was saying that Miami was there before Potomac and saw Lake City, but it was, you know, and our show back then had a lot of diversity. Okay, we were speaking Spanish. We had a transgendered that participated, we had a drag queen, we had close-ups of frogs sometimes on trees, like we had so many different things. There was a dentist. We had like a dentist,

we had someone who then was on food network stars, that's very diverse, you know. We had a lady who is in a movie with Rob Grankowski, so that's very diverse, you know? Like we were sort of like treblesers. And she says, like, well, I will admit that the word word paved that struck an herb with me. It's just, okay, I didn't use the word paved because that's not even on my vocabulary. What is this? What is paved? Yeah, like when I'm on like a highway,

I'm like, oh, look at this not gravel road I wish I had had a name to describe it, you know? She says, but you did say that. She's like, maybe Mary so said it and you interpreted it because that's more Mary so words than mind. But I stand by it. I stand by it, and it's not. Throwing Mary so under the paved bus.

So like she's like, I mean, like, there's like never been like a franchise in the history of Bravo that's made like a comeback after eight years. I mean, like as a matter of fact, I said it's even more significant because like last time I looked, gallery girls still matter of fact, I said it's even more significant because like last time I looked Gallery girls still off the air. Sorry So now is it reasonable to call someone a bully when they're not being a bully? or say shady shady

Shady and Candace goes it is reasonable and I'll tell you why I'll tell you why you were being bullies She's also like who's you all, la? And Candace is like shady one and shady too. And she's like the way that you decided to address Leah. And Porsche's like, well, you call for an audience. So if you call for an audience, you can't get it down. And Leah's like, you were a bully. You were a bully.

I was like, bullied, Leah. Not really. Like. Not really. They're like literally not really. Again, this is another example of people really distorting what bullying is. I mean, in my mind, bullying is like excessive taunting going out of their way to taunt someone being like relentless, not letting someone have

like their own space. And you know, just just making their health, Lads' Health, the point where some people literally take their own lives over it. So if someone is saying, hey, that was rude of you last night to say that dinner was boring. I'm sorry, that's not bullying.

That's just not bullying. So, horses are like, well, if I make my own statement, it's not bullying, that's just not bullying. So, or she's like, well, if I make my own statement, it's not bullying and Candice says, where are you so triggered by that word? Because you're using victim language to fucking accuse somebody of something, instead of just having a regular fucking argument, you're using a word bullying

that you know is gonna take somebody down, so you can get the audience turned against them, so you don't have to fucking do the fighting Candice, okay? That's why. And she's like, cause it's an nasty word. And she's like, you know, if Candace weren't, if Candace weren't trying to argue with me in Jacelle,

she wouldn't be taking it for Leah, you know? She's just like using Leah. And so Candace is like, you were being shady bullies. And Leah's like, yeah, and I'm being bullied. And I'm not a bully. Okay. bullies and Lee is like yeah and I'm being bullied and I'm not a bully okay Yeah, moms so then Juzel's like so okay is it reasonable or shady to show your entire ass cheek when it's twice the size Everyone else is ask jee

Juzel's like yeah, it's shady because it made me feel like my ass is smaller. So then it's a reasonable or shady to give a book title that you don't believe in. And Heather shrugged, she was like, I guess shady, like who cares? Emily goes, well, I mean, we're not saying that anybody did that. And Candace says, if you don't believe that, then it would be bad. But I don't think you did do it. So it's fine. And Heather goes, just read the book and find out.

And when he's like, hey, yesterday was crazy. Yesterday was a lot. I actually want to give Heather the platform and ask her, where are you at in your healing journey, leaving the church, because it's been inconsistent. Well, it's been a non-issue. It is an issue. It sounds like a piece of paper to all of you, but what Heather and I are walking away from is our entire heritage. We were born from paper people. We were born from paper people. We are walking away from paper.

Don't you understand? This is an issue for us. Magazines are issues and magazines are made of paper. You just see Whitney walking away from like salty boxes burning in the background. Like, okay, okay, wait me. And Alexis, like, listen, sometimes you didn't sign a paper, but you walked away from your marriage a long time ago. Okay, so that's. Analexie is like listen, sometimes you didn't sign a paper,

but you walked away from your marriage a long time ago. Okay, so that's what I think about paper. And then there's like, thank you. Oh my God, Mormonism is like marriage. It's just a God, you know? Analexie is like, oh, I totally get you. I totally get you. And when he goes, wait, can I finish?

Can I finish can I Candace is like oh my god. It's been four days listening to these girls cry about church Yeah, Maris was like I don't even I want to fuck those listes anymore so when he's like You are on a path and I'm on a different path for the same end goal It's like when we got to Villa I and it took me three more hours to go up the driveway that you did. We wanted to go to the same place but I got lost along the way and I want you to get there and I

support you in that and I want to be able to stand by you and celebrate the moment when you decide to sign that paper and fill what it feels like to say no more I'm done. I am free When he's like having her big speech moment and just sells just things the glasses she goes okay, we're moving on Okay, this is boring for me This is boring for me. So much can we take a listen. And so she's like, so is it shady or reason will play reasonably shady?

And they're like, shady. Ha ha. Can we eat the cake now? So that got sick, please. So they go to eat the king cake and they can't find the baby. So either someone swall the baby without realizing, with the or the baby was never in there.

So there's no baby in the kingcake. And very, very sad. So it's like the cake sounds like my uterus. There's never gonna be a baby in there. It's like, oh my God. I was like, okay, I'm seeing why you're drinking now. It's just the misfiring today. I'm hilarious, RNA.

So now they go back, now they're back in the bands and Heather's like, Whitney, can you just, okay, we're family. Can we just give each other grace? This was a total independent thought that I had. I did not take this from Portia. Let's just have 40 minutes. We're just not talking about bullshit.

And Whitney's like, it's not bullshit. Paper's scary. We're walking away from paper. No, I'm not diminishing it. Can we just Can we table it? Can we just do that for 40 minutes? Thanks. So Portia just Or with the Miami girls in their van and Portia's like every time we go somewhere they talk about it I just don't work like that when I tell you you hit a nerve in me. I can't be next to you How are they even all the same bus like that? And just like listen that wouldn't be me

One of you all would be moving to the other bus. I mean, I mean, what are they even talking about on that other bus? I can't tell you. And a constantly going, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, I do not. I know.

I know, yeah. I've never experienced it. And when you're like, I don't ever recommend doing it unless you use chocolate syrup as a lube. Candace's like, I don't ever recommend doing it unless you use chocolate syrup as lube. Candace is like, it hurts. And I had a little dick when I tried it. It hurt. So now Whitney is in the diary mask, the diary room with a mask on. And she's like, click turn on machine. Hey, Alexie, turn on machine. I just want to clarify one thing. The three-lives Heather has told on camera. Just in case you guys don't have music to add. She

knows how she got the black eye. One, she was never friends with Lisa Barlow, two, and she never left the Mormon Church three. So the master gonna come off for and we're gonna get to the bottom of the lies. Seven. I feel like I only heard one lie in there, but that's fine. So that was the end. That was the cliffhanger. So yeah, so Yeah, brings us to the end of ultimate girls true everybody we will be back later to talk about summer house in okay

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