Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Mind Your Manors

Episode Date: June 25, 2022

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Crappins on Demand. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Hi, Nihon. Hi, Nihon. We are here today to talk Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season two, first episode, the premiere.

This is also known as the X wives club. It's on peacock and I'm sure it'll eventually come to Bravo. But that is what's that's what's going on. Ronnie, how are you doing today? I'm doing good. I'm so excited to be covering this show. You know, it has all these ladies to be love for so long. And just so you guys know, for the schedule, this one will be up now because you're listening to it. So it's at, okay. The next two, we're going to record, oh, between now and July 4th, and we're going to have special July 4th week, where we're not going to be here. So we're going to release all those

episodes, but they are going to be on Patreon. So anybody on Patreon will have access to those. If you don't, don't worry. Don't be free anyway. Just give it a little time. Okay. But we are gonna be doing all these. We wanted to give each one its own recap and not just because they released them all at one time,

we didn't want to, you know. Yeah, we didn't want to cover everyone in one episode. Yeah, exactly. And like I said earlier, this is crap is on demand, which means you can actually watch us. And if you're lucky, be alert, real making appearance, you go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends. And if you support us on the crap is on demand level, you get to watch this and all our

other other episodes that we've put on to camera, which has been great. You also get access to our bonus episodes. This week we talked about our lives, but we also talked about below dexaling. Last week we had a a really notable bonus episode where we ranked the body parts that we found most useful. We do recommend you listen to that because it's one of a kind. But it's all the fun things you get on Patreon. But enough about that because we have to get into this is the show we've been waiting to see for a long time ever since the photos leaked several months ago. And Ronnie right now is checking his eyes.

I'm checking my eye-buggers, my nose-buggers. I've never realized I didn't do a book or check before we started. I was checking his eyes. I'm checking my eye-buggers, my nose-buggers. I was checking my eye-buggers. I realized I didn't do a booker check before we started. So I have to do a booker. I don't think eye-buggers show up on this. I mean, you have to have a very large screen to be able to see the eye-buggers. Only people watching on their TV,

you see us like this big, but if people were watching it on TV, we're like, woo! You know, all the bookers are flying at you, so you've got to make an effort? Cause creppings onto man-telling. This is true. So anyway, let's dive into it. Let's dive into Real Housewives,

Ultimate Girls Trip. Different tone right from the get-go from season one, which was in the Caribbean. I believe not that was it in the Caribbean. Where were they again? Season one? They were in the church. They're like church and cakes. They were in the Caribbean? Where were they? I got in season one. They were in the church. They're like church. They were in church. So we're seeing the Berkshire's fog,

vibrant and spacing town. Yeah, great British making show music. It's very like 13 chefs have gathered. Oh, yes. It's like civilized, it's like civilized, and the music. And we are in Blueston Manor, and we're like, yes, you're back. Hey, Julius, come on, keep on moving. The race horse is ready, go, race horse ready, go, go, go, go, just come on, go, just interview, come on, Julius,

come on, Julius. And she's in her very like lady of the house purple turtleneck silk thing with a big weird approach. And I think they're doing all of these interviews in her attic, which is kind of funny. It's just like a rack of clothes and a bunch of crap that she hasn't thrown away. There's everybody's background. And she's like listening, everybody loves Lisa, man. It likes Cinderella's castle by now, it's Disneyland, but the current version, he realized that jewelry's all fake and Tinkerbell is flying because she's tied to a rope

and everything smells faintly of pee, but it's still fun because you see people walking around in giant costume heads in the middle of summer working for peanuts. So at the very least you're reminded that there are people who have it worse than you. Mr. Nellie! Yeah, she's like, yeah, you know what?

Like all these women from like kind of, I kind of can different fan chows in places, come to your house for eight days and let the world experience it. Can you ask for anything more? So then we start going around. Is that pipe leaking on my head? Get somebody fix that got camp pipe. Marko, she got down me and quit losing it. Oh, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a fun game. I got twisted up. I never got to use twisted. Every single time that goes we come up. We never got to play twisted. So now I'm ready to play Twisted. So, so then we see, we go over to Fadre. First time we've seen Fadre on Bravo in many years.

And Fadre is with her kids who've grown up or are growing up. And she's like, well, you know, I'm going on a trip with my girlfriends next weekend. I'm going to the bookshers. And they're like, oh, we're going to miss you, et cetera, you know. Yeah. And then Eva, and we're getting all their tag lines too. You can always get what you want, but I can, Fadras, and then Eva's, I've been top model,

and now I'm ready to be top wife. Yeah, which again, listen, I said it that season, and I say it again, Aim higher. Yeah, Aim higher. It's a little weird that they cast Eva on this. I feel like, I don't know why. I don't feel like Eva really developed a huge fan base on housewives. She may have a large fan base outside of the housewives,

from top model and other things that she's done. Maybe that's why they brought her on. But as I don't really put even in the super iconic X housewives category personally. Now that said, I thought that when they cast it, I was like, Eva, but then now that I've seen it, I'm so glad they did. She's actually perfect for it. Like, energy is really good for it.

It's working here a lot better, I think, than it did on Atlanta, actually. Maybe because she's a little bit more grounded, they needed someone who's like a little bit more of a normal person. And so I haven't watched episodes two and three just yet, but I'm hearing that people are really loving a relationship that has developed between Eva and Taylor. So maybe that's the nice surprise there. Yeah. And talk about living in your own fairy tale, because she's like, um, you know, like, this is a fairy tale, and this and that. And she goes, and Michael,

we're going to have legal weed there. I really need you to get lead, legal here. Isn't that a fairy? Didn't he lose the, doesn't mean I have to be elected first. I think that we, that we just pretending that he didn't get like 1% of the vote last time. We're still pretending that this is a thing with Michael. So then we go over to Taylor and we hear her tagline, which is it may look like I have it all, but I want more. And I was like, that sounds familiar. And that's because Diana's tagline, this season is the only thing better than having a doll is having more. So it's, Diana's as basically like a rip off of Taylor's tagline.

I never realized that before. Oh, there you go. And Kennedy is all grown up now, which is crazy. And she's like, Mom, don't wear those. She's there ugly mom. She's like, they're Louis Vuitton. She's like, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. Mom.

She's told my line. I had my hair soon enough. So Taylor is like, well, my life is so different now compared to what it was on Beverly Hills. Like now I live in Orange County, my daughter's 15, and I'm remarried. And I'm never away from my husband. So I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm excited to see the legendary blue stone manor. And I just want to know, are the suitcases big enough for me because that's really where I'm planning to spend most of the vacation and She says that she's good friends with Vicki

but she doesn't know Vicki and Tamra basically but she doesn't know Fadera Eva and And the husband's like and the husband's like, and then this brandy. Ah ha ha. Like, who is this guy? Like, I just, I think I've seen this guy sitting in a soprano scene, you know,

with a shirt and a button all the way down to the belly button. Like, much younger man. Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha. Truly. So then, we then cut to Brandy, who's with her son, and she's like, are you nervous about me being on TV again?

And he's like you're fine. She's like, oh, do you have any rules? He's like don't throw alcohol at people. Let me see like a flashback of her throwing alcohol What's her face? I mean She's like that was a good thing and She tells us my goal on going on the show is to show people like who I am I'm not that crazy drunk girl all the time anymore. I've come by drinking under control. Yeah, Randy We all have the internet Okay, I know

She's I really calm down like I don't want the whole to come out and then I wonder if the goal has a penis or not like does he have them? Is he anatomically correct? Or sounds like, please stop. I said, I would shoot a scene with you, but now you're terrorizing your mom. Yeah. I'm going back to Leanne's house. And then it's Tamara. She's like, these days, faith, family, fitness are the only apps I get. So she's based ontiming Vicky and Vicky's like, sorry I missed you a birthday last week, but we're gonna have fun. We're gonna move it up, we're gonna move it up, okay.

And then we got Vicky's tag. Well, I didn't write down the tag lines except for Taylor's. What was Vicky's tag line? Get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job.

It's not a family bad. So Tamaray does her first interview and she's like, Ha, try to say ha. It's really weird when I got the knees when I was a let go. The 12 years I've been a half swath. It's like, wow, Tamara is never gonna let this, like, this is never gonna be easy on Tamara. That's literally all she ever says when I see Tamara on anything she's like, yeah, I got fire, stuff that ruined

just got it like a yeast condo bitch. It'll be okay, camera. You come from a long line of people who have been fired. Yes. Okay. So Tamer and Vicki start doing that thing where they're like, we're dumb, we're dumb people. So Tamer's like, it's not funny how dumb we are.

Yeah, this felt a little fake. She's like, I've never heard of the Berkshares. The Berksha, what's it called? Berk Berk and Berkshares. Yeah, the Berkshares, yeah. No, it's the Berkshares. It's the Berkshares. It had cancer.

That's where I'm my children. That's where I'm my children. We're going to Berkshares. Okay, I need a misogy. And she's like, I don't know. It's like some mansion in the Hamptons. I don't know, I don't know. The Wix de Steyes. The W just dies, the worst dishes, get job showers.

You know what, it's so hilarious that we don't know anything. It's like hilarious. And then Tamer was like, that's like, okay, so maybe you don't know about the burgers, but then Tamer doesn't know how to say Massachusetts. She's like, I think it's in a different states, Rehards. Massa, two sets. Mama, mash up, mash up, mash up, mash up, mash up, mash up, mash up, mash hearts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts,

Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts,

Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, as long as it's not Russian, George Soros went to that country, I will not. I will not. Ha ha ha. Vicky is like, so I've been asked, why am I an ex-housewife? And I can't answer that. I'm not ready to be done,

but they've thought enough of me to bring me back. Okay, to the XYZ TV show, I guess. So they think enough of that about me. Yeah, so I'm like the XYZ club. What is the show called? What is this? What am I at? So then they we get the opening music now. You know I need some

But now they're giving us the only murders in the building music the fuck is that This is a huge misstep. It was like I was like, why do we not have like a peppy anthem? I mean, this is, I don't know how you like translate the energy of housewives on the island baby to the brochures, but there is a way to do it. And it was not done. Housewives into breakfast, baby. Let's get the party started.

I mean, what the hell? It's one word. Okay. They have the same amount of syllables. Only murders in the building is very cute. That is not this show Also who's getting murdered? It's weird. I know only murders in the big shoes. I Don't know. I don't know what they could have done. I guess Massachusetts where they have custard to the song maybe Bongoing I don't know. I don't, but like clam chatter would have sounded better than this. No? Fuck.

So something. Yeah, I said, Tarenda, the movers, all these moving trucks are coming with all this extra furniture to, you know, make this big resort set kind of thing. And Tarenda tells us, I'm so excited you can arrive. Bela, it's been so skill-okay. I've been preparing five dates, gift baskets, flowers, landscaping. It feels like it's gonna be a wedding weekend.

Recoob! And then she has a butler, Marco the butler, and she's like talking with, she's talking with the chefs and everything and Marco goes into like another room to do something. I say, Marco, you gotta come over here, okay? These are the rules of Bluestone mana. When the lady at the mana was here, you're present and you take notes, okay? And when you leave, you execute. You know, I hear everything I say and then you make it happy. Like it, Capri.

Son? No, they stick around. Why don't I have a capri in my hand right now Marco looks terrified he probably thought I was gonna be a cake walk after seeing the last season of this and It's like oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm supposed to be a real butler. Okay Oh, so she's like, you know, I needed help to I hate markers Marcus tell the Linus what he's doing. And then she low-key hates Marcos for the rest of this. Yes. She's gonna run Marco into the ground.

And then meanwhile, she's got Len, Len still around, and Len is in charge of keeping Jules Rymlach. Because I was like, why is everyone get a moment before the kids, but not Jules Aaron, but it turns out she's not arrived until the next day because of the Jewish holidays. So they just sort of like, we'll just deal with her tomorrow. And the next episode I suppose.

So then Dorenda tells us, Pluston Man is a special place. I mean, you enter those doors and something happens. How many beautiful memories over the years have been made at Pluston Man, and then that's all like mention it all yes a horn there is nothing like you

I don't think you're a pedophile you're in it you don't got the Morgan Ladders I could I could I'd made it nice. Really sad you become. So it's Hartford, Connecticut, Taylor Tamron, Vicki are together in their car. And Vicki's like, are you warm at all? Oh my God, I feel like a boy.

I'm warm, I'm warm, everybody, it's warm. I'm like, it's not warm, Vicki. If it's, it's warm, I'm dying, it's warm. It's warm, I got, I got the Hartford Hot Slashes. It's warm, it's warm, oh my dying, it's what. It's what I got, I got the heart for the heart for hot flashes. It's what it's what I'm, oh my god, it's what. By the way, Hartford Connecticut, welcome to the world of Bravo. It's the first time I think Hartford has ever been featured on reality TV.

I'm trying to get some, like, it was in the beauty, the beauty pageant show, right? Was it, was it over there? I mean, yeah, that's true. That stuff all did take place in Eastern Connecticut. So maybe you can take it. Never mind. I don't think that part for welcome back. But welcome back to the club. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Brandy is an interesting character and she says that Kenya warned her to stay away from

Brandy because she's crazy and she says now if Kenya says you're crazy, you're batshit. The Brandy gets into her car, she's in her own car and then Vicki's like back in the other one Vicki's like so do you know Brandy? I don't even know Brandy and Tamers like yeah Brandi says that we're a vile batch. I mean, it's crazy. I mean, how can we be vile just because the rest of us are fucked. Okay. So, Dorenda is catching us up. She's like, here's what I know.

Here's a flowchart. Taylor acts as she's with Brandy. She's friends with Vicki and Tamma, who are currently on good times. Tamma and Brandy don't know each other, but I have a beat from social media. I know Fager that I never met a good friend Eva. And she's most excited to meet Brandy don't know each other but I have a beat from social media. I have a major that I never met a good friend Eva and she's most excited to meet Brandy and Brandy and Eva and Fager are all scoffiers. I have no idea why that's important. It comes up a lot. I am turkey and below me does zero on and try. There's no

bread for bread. Where's my cut? I'm gonna be to get you. I'm not going to be a bad dang. So Taylor started saying that Brandy is, she thinks that Brandy's outrageous just for the shock factor of it all. And then Taylor tells us, you know, my last memories of Brandy were not pleasant. I was going through the absolute worst time of my life. And I was filing for a divorce and also rustling him into the side and Brandy comes along and then kicks me when I'm down. And basically what it comes to Taylor's big beef was that at the reunion, Beverly Hills, that season Brandy was critical of Taylor coming out with that book about Russell in time for

the Reenan. She felt like she was really exploiting Russell's death. And Taylor was like really upset about that. And that is sort of like the heart of their beef. Russell's death and that's and Taylor was like really upset about that and that is sort of like the at the heart of their beef And Tam was like she could just be one of those dogs that like that So then Brandy is talking to the driver I guess I don't know Crazy because this is like a longer Episode and there's so much going on I forgot what it's like when it's like Scenes which seems which I was watching it like 1 a.m. and I was like, I don't know what's happening.

I'm just gonna type. My note says, our band talks to door. Oh, I guess she's- Mine says our band, mine says our bandie because obviously we both switched to our in the beast. Mine says our bandie is FaceTiming door, which is- Yeah, that makes sense.

I'm excited about seeing the California girls and Brandy is like, with Tamara, I have some sort of beef with her on Twitter. And then she's like some sort of beef and then we see Brandy's tweet. It starts off with just a curse. So I have to assume it's cut fitness.

Cut fitness, you're coming for the wrong person? Leave my name out of your fucking mouth. I'm trying to say that. She called me unstable. By the way, this is Kelly Dodd. This information, it's like, I never realized how close they were, but it's funny that this beef is over Kelly Dodd. Because Tamra says, oh my God, that girl's just like Kelly Dodd.

You know, she's unstable. Like, it's just like Kelly Dodd. You never know what's gonna come out of her mouth. So Brandy's like, she called me unstable. And Tamra's like, she caught me a such a path. Well, you know what, you're both right. So just talking makeup. Congrats, okay guys, both have eyes and ears.

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If it's not hot here, the way is it hot in here. Guess what question? It's not there, yeah. I need to be back in our home state of California. Well, how do you say it? I don't even know how to say it. Kind of fun on, like it's, kind of fun on, kind of fun on here. How do you say it? I don't even know how to say Confinon like it's kind of foreign right? Cornon for Nia. How do you say it?

Cornionia Yeah, too, and I have like a nice history, but like I haven't seen her since we worked together So I mean like I say I have a little trepidation there Duranda's like I can make his coming take a deep breath. I got you back Well, I gotta go because my arm is tired from holding this phone app, so. I'm in there, I'm in there. So then they're like pulling up

where they're driving very close to the, they're in the brochures because like, we have very far from home. Like, what do you do if you live in the middle of nowhere? Like, what are you shopping? Like, where's home goods? Where's target? Where do they go? I said nothing.

I mean, a die. I mean, a die on here. And then, Tamara calls Dorenda. And Dorenda's like, Where are you thinking? Did it make shoes? I just got to film from Brandy and she's a little nervous.

So, we all need to be nice to Brandy, okay? And Tamara's like, Wait, you better back that ass up, bitch. Where? Neta, but not the house. And Dore Tamer's like, wait, you better back that ass up batch. Wait, now it's about not to harsh. And Durinda's like, Lucien, I don't want this CPI girl gang thing going on. Okay, like, let's give it like,

for hours before you're back gang up on it, okay? So, Taylor's like, wow, one of the world's biggest backstabbers is worried about seeing one of the nicest people to plan it. That's me, Taylor Armstrong. Okay, tell it to seeing one of the nicest people to plan it. That's me. Taylor Armstrong. Okay. Tell it to the judge because I don't believe it.

And I don't mean tamer judge. Wow. I can't believe they didn't ask me back. Look at that. I'm just dropping gems everywhere. So they arrive in the the crusty gates open. They're like, and Vicky's like, oh my god, I would go that's out here. Like what does she do out here?

There's bugs here. There are bugs out here. Yeah. Yeah, it's creepy. Yeah, it's creepy, like those gorgas. The gorg glows? Yeah, there's little stony, scary things. Oh, I'm too, I'm like Taylor goes gargoyles.

No, gorg glows. No, gorg glows. Gorgas, there's garg glows. There's garg glows everywhere. Gorg glows. Gligal, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go Taylor just goes, good grief. So, there's like the peanuts back there in the back. Good grief. So, um, Tremendous, like, they're like, oh, I can't believe it. So they're all hugging and kissing and Vicki's like, do you want us to take our shoes off?

In the house, she gets knocked down to tears. Only upstairs. And I got slippers for you while I was seeking to take another thing. You're saying, made rules in the manner for everyone okay no shoes upstairs no food or beverage and if you can't remember it's all written down right here okay I'm in shrew you should be able to read this that'd be like not even being able to say the word message is it's in my right. It's in the play, okay. Cause she put them in all those like bartents, you know,

like in fast casual places where they put the specials so they could always have them there. Oh, so they're called bartents, that's funny. I didn't know that. And Vicki's like, Vicki and Tamer are walking through this house like they're disgusted, okay? These two are such trash.

So Vicki's like, oh my God, that's picky. Look at that shed of the air. It's picky, it is, it's picky. Well, imagine how the chandelier feels, looking down at that face, turn up. I should have Vicki. So then even Fadra and their car, and Fadra saying that she hasn't talked to any other ladies

and she didn't want preconceived notions coming into the trip. And Eva's starting to have some anxiety. She's like, you know that anxiety you get before filming. She goes, you know what, lay on the fights. Okay, they come, they come with gowns and gloves and you don't see the gloves until they're swinging. And Fadre's like, honey, you'd think you'd been to Kuwait World War II.

So Durin is still giving it to Kuwait World War II. So Durin is still giving it to her and other ladies. And she's like, this is where we do the entertaining. And Vicky's like, uh, why is there a dead deer there? What, what is that? Is that dead animal? What is that? Get a job like, did this animal not have a job? But they put it out to slaughter. So that would happen. We should start doing that towards the catty.

Sorry, dear. You should have studied harder. All right. Right. You know, like the graph in the painting, the ground is life and what you take from the earth is like that. So first, I'll be animals are dead, the dead. I don't want to be dead animals, I'm painting. Okay. You know what? I want to see him painting stars. It's really stars. That's what I want to see. Thank go and nothing else. Okay. So Vicki does that thing where she was looking around and Shannon, Tamara and Vicki all do this the lip thing where they're like

Their lips just kind of purse but also go So she's like what do you do here? What what is it that you do? Say I think is that there's so much to do down in Koda, Dekaza Whatever it's called Koda, Dekaza, Koda, Dekazo. Kodo, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the already you can see Durinda's best. She's like wow I didn't expect Vicky to jump in with the negativity so quickly I mean wow like she really burst my bubble and like I'm on my bubble I don't like my bubble be burst okay, look my bubble gets pretty. I'm gonna burst back at you big burst back at you bitch

So how is the trip girls? Time was like it was perfect Prada Prada I was for that Prada I just wanted to have to replace where we could whip it up a rat here. What do you mean? You know, whip it up. Jammer's like, she means a bar, she's single now. Yeah, and Vicki's like, yeah, it just happened yesterday. So I did not realize that this was filmed directly after she got dumped by Steve Lodge. So, um, Steve said, and Steve is a real douchebag, by the way, but Steve said that

he dumped Vicki like six months before, and she just never listened. Oh, he was like, he's on the ground. Isn't that so Vicki? He's like, we're broken up. She's like, okay, so I'll see you by day. No, we're broken up. Okay, Tuesday. I'll see you Tuesday. Okay, see you there, Steve. It's like a country that's like not recognized by any other countries, but still believes it's a country.

And then finally, it's like, oh well, I guess we're not a country anymore. Okay. So, Dermini's like, Well, Dermini, Steve, you broke up with Steve. I thought you were engaged, Steve. Yes, people who were engaged can break up as well. Okay.

Because we are. We are. So she's still being present tense about it. And she's like, my heart's broken. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. My heart, we're officially broken up. My heart is very broken.

I'm like, I'll tell you what happened. You saw a dating a guy whose most exciting moment was the two of you guys trying to open up a jar of salsa four years ago Okay, that's what happened. Yeah, check a year ago. I bought a place in Mexico and he'd have there He lived there, but it here actually like you just stayed there and during this like eight years Please yeah, and he said I could come you know because I knew where he was So if I wanted to see him I could go there, you know like like we have an engagement rig like look I we have to gauge my rig and during this this, are you going to give that back? And

time is like, yeah, do you get engagement rings back? Eh, what's that rule? When did that rule start, especially among real housewise? Oh, no, you don't. Yeah, because like, I'm never getting the ring back. I bought it. Okay, the ring you get a photo was not the one I wanted. So I'm good with my own ring. Okay. The rinky could afford was not the one I wanted. So I'm good with my own ring. Okay. So they start going over all the rules of when you can bring it back. It's my ring. I bought the ring. It's like, well, how is this sex life?

Because it's everything in the case of things. How is it? How is this sex life? Because we have sex for 30 bucks. Okay. Every time I try to touch his wee wee, he said, you, stop it. Stop it. Could you have a weeby? Tellers like, well, maybe we could have a stronger name for that instead of weeby, like maybe like the Duke or Stallion. The Duke is kind of falling. The Duke, the royal the royal vicar of my crotch. So then Brandy drives up and she was hilarious with her driver. She was like, Hi, where are we going? Hello, you're there. He's like, we're going to Bluestown Manor. Do you have a driver's license? Are you like 10? Just kidding. Just kidding.

Yeah. And then she was like, oh, I thought we were going to grace don't matter, but this bluest have matter. And which is funny because then she's like, I watch all the housewives shows. So I know these trips always go left at the house. I thought it was going to grace don't matter. So she shows up and basically the bottle leaves her to the backyard where all the women are sort of sitting.

And she gets kind of a frosty reception by the women, more or less. Well, the three that don't microalready rinds, like what a way to enter. It's the three who already don't like you and Durinda going, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- Vicky's like, uh, hello, we don't know each other. Like, I don't even think we've ever met, happy. And Brandon's like, Well, I know Taylor, and I know Tamer, but like, we have a bone to pick.

Kidding, kidding, I'm kidding, it's not really a bone. It's not really a bone, I mean, your bones. And skin, really, really gross skin. But, you know, we'll pick that later. And Tamer's like, I'm scared of her, bitch. Like, I've met my match with this one. Like, what's she gonna do to me? Yeah, if Tamer's scared, you better be careful.

Never cornered a repossum, right? Mm-hmm. I don't know, is that a thing? Actually, I just made that up. Never. Yeah, no, you don't corner a repossum. Of course, yeah, it was just common knowledge. So it's like, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got a solid nod for me. I was like, mm-hmm. So they go with and Tamer and Taylor and Fickie are talking to each other. And Tamer was like, mm-hmm. So they go in and Tamer and Taylor and Fickier are talking to each other and Tamer's like, where? She's very clever. I'm confused. Yeah. And Taylor's like, um, well, yeah, she was fine, but like she said, she had to work things out with

you. So I'm fun with that. Just watch out because she gets fueled by a few drinks. Like, uh, hello, look who's talking. I know. Look, I mean, everyone in this cast also, by the way, so look who's talking Taylor Armstrong enough. Like that's literally a phrase Taylor Armstrong enough. Can we roll the footage? You having a meltdown in a roll that beautiful bean footage? Can we, how about we just like fire up all the internet means of you when you were wasted? So, so Brandy's like's getting the tour from Duranda. She's being led to her room I was like, oh my god, I love it. It's like the magic castle

Which is so not a compliment, but Duranda doesn't know that thank God and And Brandi is in a room and I was like, is that a pull out sofa and it sure is She's Brandi of course is put in the room with a pullout sofa, which is so perfect. Like, of course, Brandi gets put there. I thought she liked me. So they all start moving into their rooms and everything. And they all have cupcakes in the gift package, as well as Rinda's book.

And the cupcakes have their faces on them. And so Vicki and Tamar are showing her room. So Vicki's like, okay, you eat me. I didn't eat you. Tamar goes, okay, that's what she wanted to do. It's very brandy and badass. Got it, that. So then Eva and Fadre come and everybody's like, hi, hi, hi, hi, and Eva's freaking out, right? Because she sees Brandy and she's like, oh my God, I know you from celebrity big brother. You were the shit on that, so.

And she's like, oh my God, thank you. Faith, we love your hair. Oh, and I look up your birthdays and we're scorpions. All three of us are scorpions. Yeah, by the way, big surprise to me is that Eve is like a super fan. She was like, oh my God, you're on celebrity big brother and she was like a huge fan of Vicky Gunvalson. We find that in a super fan. She was like, oh my god, you're on celebrity big brother. And she was like a huge

fan of Vicky Gunvalson. We find that in a few minutes. I was pretty surprised about this. Why? I don't know. I just didn't think that like Eva was a fan like that. I kind of felt like even was actually a reality star before any of them. And so I kind of felt like she was already in like a different, she already was like in the world of reality TV, so she wasn't fanning out about reality stars at that point in her life, I thought. You know? Oh, well, man, I would freak out if I walked into this house. My god, of course, I've never been on reality TV,

so I get your point. But I would be like, Oh my god! So, Randy's like, Yeah, I like I love other Scorpios, because they catch you. Durant is a sage. I forget about the other people. I don't really care. I don't really care. So Brandy's like yeah, I'm like I love other Scorpios because they catch you during this a sad I forget about the other people. I don't really care. I don't really care Scorpios

So during the during the Tulsa Major, I'm putting you in the famous fish room But before she does that by the way when they're all hugging I thought this was speaking about never corner Impossible Tamara at one point she's like Tamara comes down the stairs and then she just jumps out them. She's like, oh, I was like, that is the most Tamra greeting a lot of time. Yeah. So she tells Pedro she's going in the fish room and Pedro loves it. You know, she's like, did you say fish room? I love the fish. So Eva is fanning out over Vicki now.

She's like, oh my God, I absolutely adore you. You are everything and Vicki loves it. You know, Vicki, there's a couple of times when Vicki smiles in this and it's so funny because her face is now in quadrants. Like, I'm not even sure what's happened, but every quadrant moves slightly different And when she smiles like her upper face moves up and the lower face moves that it's crazy to look at it looks like some kind of puzzle

Yeah, it really does she is and and though and she's very much like Sally Field and soap dish and the smell I'm just like thank you so oh Bless your heart. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much So Vicki's like and then it comes to Vicki and she goes yeah, I literally have no idea who she was I don't know. I don't know who she is. What's her name again? Lava? Lava? Lava tape. What's her name? so So then a phadre yeah, a phadre moves into the fish room and she's like, I'm not afraid of sharks because I swam with the sharks and they were trying to get away from me. So then

... And then of course, she's like, I can't believe nobody likes this room and then we get a clip of the countess. Why don't you go fuck the swordfish? That had been in the fish room. Storming out of dinner. Oh, so great. So Brandy is asking Vicki if she and Tamra have seen each other since the show has aired and they're like, yeah, we lived like 10 minutes away. Okay. And Tamra's like, yeah, I always had to check in on back a batch. Okay. And then Brandy asked about Steve and everything. And she's like, He was the one from the show, right? Like he's kind of a dick.

He was a dick. I think he's like, you didn't even know. You didn't even know Steve. That's right, that's right. That's right, that's right. Well, you just told me someone to be the boss of you because you're like the boss of everyone, you know?

Like maybe you just need someone to be the boss of you because you're like the boss of everyone. Maybe you just need someone to be the boss. And she's like, okay, okay. May bring you an app later. Okay, I don't even know what that is. But, okay. I don't know what an app is. I don't get it. That makes sense.

So then Dorinda shows Fadra and Eva trees from the window. Like these two really old trees, like a hundred years old or whatever. And she wants to basically have like a blessing for Richard at the tree. I'm sure this is gonna be like the final episode of the season, after they're all done fighting, they're gonna have like a memorial of the trees

and it's gonna be nice here, I'm gonna come together, that's my prediction. But Durinda really like feels Richard at the tree. Like when she goes to the tree, that's like the place where she feels richer the most Boo Marco she barely get away from that fucking tree Who came Michael Sassar? What is Michael's doing then me?

And Patrick goes who the hell is Richard? So then Tamara and Vicki are talking about how they want to eat and Vicki's like, oh my God, it's quarter to three. Can we get, can we eat? Can you guys, you guys get the girls down here so we get lunch that God. And Brandy's like, oh yeah, we're not going to get along. Nope. Yeah, Brandy thinks that Vicki's like very entitled and rude.

And she is, she is so fucking rude. Vicki is just like a cloud. She's just a dark fucking cloud. And everyone's like, I'm being asked for Vicki because Vicki's going through her heart. This is always how Vicki is. This is nothing new.

Vicki is always like this. So Brandy is, so the Vicki is like having some bread and she's like, you can't do the drinking without the food. And Brandy's like, well, you don't have to do the drinking. She's like, I'm doing the drinking. Okay, when she's like, well, you can't do the drinking without the food. And Brandon's like, well, you don't have to do the drinking. She's like, I'm doing the drinking.

Okay. And he's like, oh, so then figured out you know, she's, I am. I am. So tension's like brewing. They hate each other immediately. So then we see the peacock with the necklace on it. And Fadre's like, wow, her style is decadent.

Like chocolate cake with icing and ice cream and nuts. Lots of nuts. Fager, everything Fager says is sexy for some reason. She'd like always turns it into like some sexy thing. So it's like, wow, Dorinda's house is balls. Love it. Glad you're liking it. You know what's funny is that Eva and Fager

have been on this very long house tour. As many of them have been on this very long house tour, I wasn't a Dor render who got so mad when they went to the party in the Hampton, she's like, why are we going in a house tour? I had that three-digit is going in a house tour. Who does that? At Barbra's.

They really do. No, I think it was at like, they went to that like, that building in the house. Oh, the Southern working letters. Oh, we were at the bonus friend. Yeah. But I guess the difference is that she's actually hosting these people, so they literally need a tour to know how to walk around.

I didn't forget about that though. Okay, how's two is this fucking ridiculous. So she's like, but she's giving a full tour while everyone's waiting. She's like, you know what my vision was? Marilyn Monroe meets Frankenstein. I'm like, I don't even know the context of why she said that, but it's so perfectly Dorenda. My vision was Marilyn Monroe meets Frankenstein. I'm like, I don't even know the context of why she said that, but it's so perfectly to Rinda.

Sounds like a perfect real housewives marriage to me. So Marcos, it's like your presence has been requested in like a show at Marcos. Fuck me, Molle. I really, really love to go out, Jake. Me. So now it's like Vicki and Tamer are back to being like, we don't understand things, because we're dumb, we're blunders.

And they're like, you have a mosquito in your face. Oh, that's a mosquito. How am I a mosquito? I'm a scar, I got my scarrows on my face. How do I do it? What about you, Mark? My laugh, my dead, my pose and death, my mosquito.

Is this heaven? Where am I? What am I doing? I'm gonna get it, my guts bloody. And Vicky's like, oh my god, there's blood everywhere. It's just like literally blood everywhere, so hot. Commissions, here comes one right now. So, even the other ladies come outside to the table and

even it's like, oh my god, this house gorgeous guys. Because like, yeah, it's very egg-like dig. Very egg-lagged egg Very Eglacde with a big egg-lagged egg And so then everyone could graduate to Rinda on her book She wrote you know because she has her book and she is what's the premise the book? I'm excited to read it What's the brand Vicki?

Vicki is such an asshole. She knows like every way every house wife has come out with their book of memoirs Everything and she's like what's the premise? Is this a spy book? What's the debate? You know, Vicki actually purchased them all on Kindle, so she can do a word search for her own name. You know? Yeah. So Durinda's like, well, you know, he's a pianist.

Very thickly. I was put on positive piano. And Rennie's like, wait a minute. How can you say on pause rather than I got fired? And he called me and said we're gonna put you on pause for a year So they get all the latest reactions and tell you it's like like pause Pause like the animal pause and Randy's like like menopause bitch Even goes are we gonna press play again?

Fade was like pause, renewed, whatever makes you feel better. Yeah, and Tamer's like, well I got fired! Stop to the grads! Cut off! Ruined! Destroyed! Like it just keeps going on Tamer. They're cut, cut off the atmosphere. The reaction to being fired. I'll do it.

I mean, I actually think in the Rinda's defense, I mean, yes, Dharinda was fired, but like if Andy does call and say you've been paused, there is a little bit of an implication that we'll bring you back, but unfortunately for Dharinda, we lost us in New, as imploded into itself and it's gone forever, as we know it. So, Eva's like, yeah, I think the rest of us were all fired. Randy's like, oh no, we were all paused. And they make a joke, oh yeah, we're the X-Wives Club. Now that I'm looking around, I'm seeing that we're all fired here,

you know, so they start calling it the X-Wives Club. And Tamra asks how Fadra and Eva met and even it's like, oh, Fadra met me when I was a kid. Remember that Fadra when I was just real little old and... Yeah. And then meanwhile, Wade Orkavarou, or maybe it's Marco himself, and just like offering Brandy some nutrition. Oh, just a little bit, just a little drop, just a little drop, it'll be fine. And it's like, it cuts to her, picking up her wine glass, and her wine glass is like totally full.

I was like, oh, this is not going to go well. So. That's Brandy, God, or Drink and Enter Control. Whenever someone says, I have my drinking under control, you know it would be to be scared. Be careful. So Taylor is like, I mean, it's the afternoon and we're already drinking. Let's hope we can keep this together, especially Brandi. I'm like, Oh, Taylor, how does it change a lot in 12 years? There will be no keeping it together whatsoever. So even like so do you guys have a history and Brandy's cuz even knows you know she's watched all the episodes So Brandy's like well Taylor and I

Taylor I would like to have a private conversation with you because like you know, it is kind of like going backwards in a way Taylor's like Okay, I'm Brandy's like it was more an issue between oh cuz Taylor says when Brandy first came on the show there was a lot of tension between the two of us Brandy's like well Yeah, I was like between me and everyone mostly and then of course flashbacks to Game night we get like 10 flashbacks to game night, which is great. It's like slut pig and Brandy is like, you know, like, we just, you know, we need to have like a conversation. I just, I hope it doesn't go full housewives.

And even like, even, even then just starts like, again, gushing, like starts fanning out about Vicki. And she's like, wow, I mean, Orange, OG, Orange County, I mean, that's where it all started. And Vicki's like, yeah, I was 42 years old, no, then, and I'm 59. At which point, Ronnie, I got really messed up by that because when real house, it's a bar-unch county started,

Vicki was one year younger than I am right now, and that does not make any sense to me. Like I cannot mentally conceive that. Well, yeah, it's kind of depressing in that way, watching this. It's like, I think all of us watching this did our own age additions. We're like, oh Jesus. What's happened to me? What happened? But I also think of like all my friends were like, you know, 43 42 whatever and I feel like

I feel like Vicky was like eight years older than us than we are right now So it's I'm just like my mind cannot conceive of the idea that Vicky was 42 eight years older than us than we are right now. So it's, I'm just like, my mind cannot conceive of the idea that Vicky was 42 when she started this show. Never try to compare yourself to Vicky in any way. It's only depressing, you know? That's true. So even it's like, wow, you look amazing. And that's coming from, you know, Black Don't Crack.

So that's a compliment. And Vicky's like, quadrant face, because the smile happens in her face just goes like completely, hey, why? Vicki's just smiling, even though she has no idea what black don't crack me. And she's like, I don't, I don't get it. Just like what's that mean? Doesn't crack what?

Yeah. And Taylor's like, um, yeah, and she's going through a lot right now. Vicki, she really is guys. And then it's like, either, you know, you're so strong, you know. See if you agree with me like this about Vicki. Cause Vicki, you know, like, you're strong. And if someone says, I don't want to be present in your life. I find not sure.

Like, if someone says those words and they're your lover, they're gone. Am I right, either? Am I right? And he's just like, uh, I'm not, are you fucking kidding? I'm not answering that. I'm not answering that. Because Drenna is slurring now.

She's got a drunk, you know? And he was like, so yeah, she having you bowing that you have a new boat, you have a new boat going on. And Tama's doing like that. Stop, stop, don't talk. Don't, no one, no one is made in this. Yeah. Yeah, she's such said just strong independent woman.

And I don't like, I don't like people to be wishy-washy about it. You know, you don't want me or you don't. I don't have a lot of gray, okay? I don't like gray in my life. When people wishy-wash me, it makes me hate them. It makes me hate them. Mm-hmm.

Because it's like, oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay, lady with dead animal prints in her home, okay And she shouldn't be desperate and during the Tulsa's I would like to say this guy's all sweet and me like shit Fuck him and we can now be like yeah, I'm at the stake So Vicky is think he's like hoping that this could be a nice healing trip for her and it'll help her get to the next step and Brandy's like, well, maybe we should go to like a naked party if you guys ever been to naked party I mean like I'm gonna do a naked party. I'm gonna do a naked party. I was like no

I was like, I don't want to go naked party. Well, that's the point. You get comfortable naked. It is like fun It's like a naked party and I saw it Sterilick, no fuck off. So she's like, but I've been in pajamas for a year and a half I'm gonna do an naked party. And Tamara tells us, I just match up and I'd be, yeah, kiss a towel. So I don't wanna get naked but you're breathable,

I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be. And during this like, yeah, okay, you can do it. Just don't sit on my couch afterwards. Okay, yeah. And Marcus leaves the table and he's like, I'm gonna have some interesting stories about this. That's for sure. Yeah.

And Vicki, by the way, says, I'm not sure if I want to get naked just yet, because three days later, and just shows are taking off for close. So, so then, Brandy is like, have you ever been with her? And Vicki's like, have you? Of course!

And she's like, do you like that? Well, then boy, I think her else. She's like, well, I like boys more, but like, in general, I'm like a sexual creature. She's like, yeah, me too. I'm a sexual creature too, but I'm good with men. I'm good. Love, thank, all except men, guys.

Okay. Oh, and Vager goes, oh, so you've been on the other side of the tracks. Have you, Brandy? And Tim, Tamara Gus. Denise Richards, does that ring a bell? Badger. Hello. And Tamara. And not only that, like when I cast a Tamara in the interview saying, like, Denise Richards, Tamara is literally dressed like Charo. We were just talking about Charo on an episode, like last week or something. Andra has like the high pony, like the exact Chara look.

I was like, I don't know if this was intentional or not, but it's definitely amusing me. Oh, she is no Chara, sir. No, sure. She is definitely not no Chara. So Brandi tells us that Vicki needs her to guide her through her sexual life. Oh God, nobody shut up, Randy, please.

So Dermond is like, I'm gonna be a vegan, you know, we're gonna be here because we have nowhere to go according to Vicki. According to Vicki, that was funny Vicki, that was very bad. I'm gonna fucking kill you in your sleep bitch. Okay, goody, good evening. Like, oh, it's not gonna end well for Vicki. Mm-hmm.

And then, then they're sort of like, at the tap for lunch, and there's still a whole bunch of luggage in the foyer, and Maka needs to get it together. Guess what? First stop, I stand Vicki, second stop, I stand Maka. That's how it's gonna go. He ran tonight. That's why there's the only murders in the building music. You see we're starting to get it all.

So Vicki goes into the kitchen where all the chefs are cooking. And she's like, what are you doing here? What are you cooking? It's so nice that no people with jobs get you want to go to vacation together. It's a place called the Shikshush. Shikshush. Shikshush. Shikshuka. Shikshuka. It's funny. The pattern of like Vicki and Ramona, you know, Six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six They really do. Yeah. So then, um, Vicki is putting, hanging clothes.

Okay. So Brandi and Eva are talking outside and it intercuts kind of between other things, but one is Vicki putting up her clothes in her room, talking to herself. She's like, oh my god, a fricking wig with these people. Ugh, what does that have to be said? Laga. Go. Get out.

Someone come pick up Vicki, okay? I hate when Vicki's like this. And Brandy's like, she just wants to be negative and Eva goes, well no, she doesn't want to be naked. She goes, no, not naked, negative. So then they're all sort of like getting situated in their rooms and everything. And Fadre stops by Tamra and Vicki's room.

And she's like, so y'all are sharing this room, this itty bitty bed? Y'all are gonna be in a relationship, my God. Ha ha. Those, it kind of been a waste. It kind of bad to be sleep with Brad and their batch. And Pedro's like, she likes that wild stuff. So then Brandy and Durrinda are in bed.

Brandy comes into Durrinda's room and gets in the bed. And Durrinda's like, can you stick my can, can you and she's so I'm not really sure And Brandy's like my name is a hock. I need a hock. She's okay. We're having your first day, honey Just like what I think it's good. I'm just so glad she came into my room I really am. I really am. Be kicking out here. My bed is like for everybody You know people come to my bed for, my bed is like for everybody. You know, people come to my bed for comfort.

My bed is like the United Nation. Yeah, and then they put up like little flags in all the housewives at the edge of the bed. She also has like a big TV at the edge of her bed too, which is sort of funny to me. Cause you know, I was like, I was trying to figure out what she was watching and I decided it looked like it was something

on the food network. I feel like she was watching Chopped. So Brandy is basically saying how Vicky came in to the show in like a very somber situation and she's like, you know, if she doesn't want to have fun, then we'll just leave her out and we're like, no, don't leave her out. And then Tamara comes by with like her gifts because of course everyone brings gifts because they want to promote all their shit that they're doing.

So Tamara has a hangover kit that she wants to promote on the show. And this leads to her talking to Brandy and be like, hey, show you like my batch. You like my batch. Yeah, because Brandy is doing that thing where she's like, oh my God, why don't we friends? Come into band-timey dancer.

Come on, timey dancer. I'm's like, you don't even like me. She's like, I'll say that. Come on. I mean, you said I'm gonna stable on the press. And she was, no, I didn't. I never said you were stable. I said you would like Kelly Dodd. And then we see the headline that's like,

she's not stable. She's like Kellyy Glanville. Yeah, and so, Tim was like, you know, I am who I am and I say what I feel. And if I'm pushed, I'm not nice. It's just that simple batch. But are you sure you didn't say that because I'm pretty sure you said I'm unstable. You did just now I didn't you know and then you went day with me and Then we see Brandy doing a video of her podcast and she's like Yeah, so fuck off camera because some people go low, but you go lower. You're like in the gutter

Like do I mean do your grandkids even talk to you now? Huh? Yes, she goes we're on the sidewalk and you're in the gutter. So, Tim was like, I mean, I was like, you don't even know me. You talked about my kids. You talked about my grandkids. You want depths. And, and, and said,

Brandon's like, well, you started it. I mean, you can't speak about someone and I expect them to react. She was, well, if I did, I apologize. But not, I don't remember what so ever is. So basically they come to this, another one of them is going to admit wrong doing, but they're still going to be friends, right? So they hug and Tamer's like, the spreex is going to be okay. If I'm not the brand day, that would be fine. I have to play a good at that.

Yeah. So now it's like evening. And when the women are getting into glam because there's going to be a clam bake tonight, a glam for the clams. And Vager was like, yeah, we don't really do clam bake. She's totally not what they are. Yeah, we don't know what that is.

And then we're going to do what turns out. It's breaking lab stories. OK, that's what they are. Yeah, we don't know what that is. In fact, we're gonna do it. It turns out. It's breaking lab steers, okay? It's what it is. And Luke is like, oh, Fadrash, she's not gonna be breaking anything with those scenarios. Look at those, Fadrash fabulous. And she's like, yeah, I'm gonna need some help

with this breaking fish thing. So everybody's getting ready, and now it's the attic interviews. And Vicki's like, yeah, so Vicki's on one side and Brandy's on the other side during that like, intercutting thing or that split screen thing. So Vicki's like, well, Brandy is pretty much out of that stupid jobless. That's what she is. And Brandy's like, Vicki's an asshole! Yeah, Vicki's like, she's not someone I'd choose to hang around with.

And unlike someone wonderful like, Tamabadi. And Tamabadi's like, you know, Vicki, I know it's things are tough right now with Steve's, but she really needs to get her party pants back on. Okay. And then Vicki was like, this is very motley crew.

And I'm not talking about the rock band, which points Shannon Bdore, first like, if this is a very motley crew. And I'm not talking about the rock band, which point Shadow Major first, like, if somebody says something about motley crew, are they opening for part Michaels? Hello, I am ready. So it's time to gather for dinner and Vicki's like, oh my God, who was she supposed to wish? She's upstairs, whoops, and they get a big,

eh, first room broken. So Vicki of course is in her big gigantic sur T-shirt, which just looks so tacky. Perfect. So tacky. Like in blue stone manner, you know, just looks like, it's like, that's a bad cafe press. And we all know it first of all. So as some of them go down to gather for dinner outside, Taylor and Brandy decide that they're going to have a talk to clear things up. And, you know, Brandy's even saying that like she'd really gone along well with Taylor and Taylor even had her back a little bit, you know, during their season. Where was the another clip of Game Night when things going awry and Taylor's like, no, no, no,

no. Which is to me, not like the most having a back moment, but I guess that's the best they could pull up. Well, yeah, she got Cam and Kyle off of her. That was a lot because they were relentless. I mean, that's when and Kyle off of her. That was a lot because they were relentless. I mean, that's when Brandi couldn't walk. She had crutches and they hit her crutches. And then they were standing up like in her face with her finger in her face calling her slut pig and trash. I mean, just went on and on.

So yeah, I mean, that was a big home for Taylor. That time, geez. And Taylor, I also want to point out, Taylor did this really interesting thing where she's like, I also wanna point out, Taylor did this really interesting thing where she's like, I'm not gonna get drunk, but what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna put on a shade of lipstick that makes it look like I've been drinking red wine for two hours.

That's what I'm gonna do. It was like sort of a darker shade. It wasn't really a purple lipstick, but I was like, Taylor, we're drinking red wine. Is that what she's been doing? So either way, they sit down and they're talking about how they were sort of apprehensive to see each other and Brandy is like, yeah, well, I saw you on watch what happens live and we get a flashback. Hey Taylor, last time,

tell us all the last time you spoke to Brandy Glanvolgius, never in thank you. And she goes, you were kind of mean to me. I was like, is that even still a thing? And Taylor's like, I guess, cause we never mended fences. And I just thought if we did see each other, it would be conflict again. Like filming the show was pressure to begin with and then my personal life.

Like I was the weakest one. And I was like, just go for somebody strong if you're gonna go after somebody you know. And Brandy's like well yeah that season I came in was just so hard. I was like going through the worst time in my life. Brandy, oh my god. Well at this point I didn't think I thought it was gonna be like we were both going through shitty time. So I was like okay let's hear what Brandy was going through. So she was, I was going through an incredibly hard divorce.

You know, you know how difficult it was to slash tires at that time. My knives were not strong. And then I'm on a TV show where a man that I no-died. And then as a huge of beating this person, I'm caught in the middle. And that was the worst year of my life. I was like, oh. Oh my god. So you're gonna try to like go up the Russell shit. You are

Terrible so Taylor is like horrified right so she's like this is Unbelievable that she would really be looking me in the eyes telling me that that was a really terrible year for her cry me a river So Brandy's like yeah, but then I like came out of game nine, like, then like everybody hates me and then into Russell in that situation. I mean, and then you and I'm not getting along and I just thought like it was the first wheel of hell until it's like, mm-hmm. And Brandy's like, yeah, I mean, I can't even imagine we were going through because like, I did not like you. I just didn't like understand like how quickly you got over things. Like, I mean, why would you even go on TV when that's happening?

Says brandy who airs every piece of shit in her life, you know? So Taylor explains. And first, like, I have to say in this scene because of course in this scene, I'm watching this and all I want to do is jump through the TV and be like, I'm sorry, Taylor. I'm sorry, Taylor. I am sorry. Because we pre-kept that when that was happening. And you know, that came off of a season

where Taylor's whole thing was like, are they con men? Like Taylor was like, I'm Taylor Ford from the Ford family. And like, the rumors were at that time. All the gossip stories were like, they're con men family and they've screwed all these people out of money. And then there was just all this,

when Taylor was like Adrian, you know, Adrian's my kid's godparents. Do you remember that? And Adrian's like, no, I'm not. She's like, yes, you are. Like there was just all this shifty stuff and the gossip brags were saying, there was a lot of like, is this true?

Is it this true? Is it not true? I have had guilt about, even taught like the way I talked about it and the way I joked about it. I've just, that's been one of my big regrets. And listen, I have a mouth. I've said a lot of things that I regret. But that one is just really icky and I feel so gross how I talked about it at that time and it's just

always bugged me about myself, you know, like those things that like keep you up at night or they're brought up again, you know, people will bring them up and throw it at me and I'm like, well, I have no defense. Like I was fucking terrible. So I look at myself and how I feel and I see this scene and I just want to like go up there and hug Taylor and be like, I'm so sorry. Like some things just should not be joked about or questioned or anything else. So I see this scene and I'm like, oh my God, this is rough on me.

Like talk about it. I'm gonna say this is, this is the one the worst times in your life, Ronnie. I mean, you were watching the show where someone, no, but seriously, listen, Ronnie, I think, well, I probably laughed along with you. I probably coastline man, the jokes, I probably made many jokes along with you, you know, unfortunately, you know, when you're younger, you're like, we're all like dipshits, you know, and we don't understand the world we think we do. And we're always learning, we're always putting our feet in our mouths.

Doesn't excuse it. But we can take solace in is that we have grown and learned a lot, we learned a lot because the world has changed and we've learned a lot from our listeners, we've learned a lot from people, and we continue to grow and evolve. And going forward, it's all about,

like, we've, I think, we just, yeah, we always try to do better. And we're just not gonna be for office. And that's that. I told myself that too, so I just do better. And you know, we're just not gonna be for office. And that's it. I told myself that too. So I just want to acknowledge it. You know, I'm a shit head. And I don't have any excuses for it.

I was just a shit head. Like even the age thing, like, I wasn't young, you know, like I'm like, maybe mature wise, but like I just want to acknowledge it. So anyway, I'm watching it thinking, oh my god, This is hard for me I'm not even on these shows, but I feel guilty. So watching Brandy be like come on to have this conversation and her only thing to say should be I'm fucking sorry, right? But to see Brandy being like, oh my god. Do you know how hard it was for me?

Like what were you even doing filming this so? I was like, oh my God. Well it was weird. I think it was idiotic. It's so hard to watch her. It was so strange because it was both a, I'm gonna like, do you know how hard it was for me? But then not only do you know how hard it was for me, but I'm gonna take the thing that made it specifically

hard for you, like one of the worst strategies that anyone on Real Housewives has had to go through that we've seen. I'm going to make it into my tragedy. That was, I was like, whoa, you have balls, brandy. At least we never did that, Ronnie. At least we never did that. I'm like, the narcissist is terrible there. Yeah. So Taylor explains, you know, which God bless Taylor for even having this patient, right? So, because Brandi has just said, why would you go on TV with that happening?

And Taylor's like, well, in retrospect, I guess I thought the cameras would protect me. Like, maybe if the cameras were around, Russell would behave better. And Brandi's like, so you were waiting it out. Is what you're saying? No, she said, so you wanted to out it to protect yourself. Oh, thank you. And she was like, no, I didn't want to out it. Ever. You in the soul went, Camille added the abuse at least as party. And then we get a clip of Camille

being like, that he beat you, that he broke your jaw. You know, that you didn't want to say it. But now we said it. But now we said it. She's like, I never wanted that to that to come out ever. I was terrified. He used to tell me I'm afraid I'm going to kill you someday And the minute it happened I was in shock and I didn't know what to say because I thought we'll never be able to put this back in the box now It's done and Brandy is like well not that I didn't believe you but I just didn't know what was real And is this girl just here for me out toarGD or just throwing her husband under the bus? Tell her, yeah. Mm. Like losing her mind.

Yeah, and she's like, this is the most insensitive thing to say to someone who's being abused, you know? Like, maybe she could look back and see that I, it was so bad I had to have reconstructive surgery on my face, you know, that's not easy to fake. And Brandon is like, well, but I love you. And I just wanted to tell you that. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And Brandon is like, well, but I love you. I just wanted to tell you that. It's like, oh, my God.

Oh, I was just under my blanket like, no, make this stop. I can't take it. But at least, see, the difference is at least Ronnie, with you, you have hindsight, you've like learned over the years. You've like are added, like we've learned about things over the years. We've understood why certain viewpoints that we sort of were sort of maybe like call us about or like insensitive about or whatever But thinking like oh, this is funny. Whatever and now like over the years We've heard from different people heard of first perspectives and we've altered our views and we've we've grown because of that

But you see from Brandy. It's like no that hasn't like happened. Oh my god So she's like, we did have so much fun together. And Taylor's like, aha, yeah, it was fun or pure treachery. Okay. But thanks for opening the door to have the conversation. Brandy's like, love you. Love you. I tell you what.

I was like, I'm even more pissed when I showed up here. What the fuck? Yeah, she's like, well, brandy, watch, we're in resolution, but I'm more pissed. So now they also down for dinner and everything. And they're all just like staring, like the beautiful tray of lobster and potatoes and corn just all just lands right in front of them.

And they all just stared at like, Huh, which is funny because wasn't it Vicki herself who Who hosted a like a crawfish boil at her house where all the food was in plastic bags And no one wanted to touch it and now she's looking at the lobster like what is this? But Vicki's like that right like everything with penises or sex talk Vicki hates But Vicki's the first one to be like he's a Dick Lollipop, yeah, it's given blood jobs. You know, fucking Vicky. So yeah, they're all staring at this, which I thought was so funny, because everybody on these shows pretends they're so

classy, you know, and then when it comes to this, they're like, ill. So Durinda's like, okay, I'll go first. Thanks, break. Okay. So what's your biggest insecurity? Okay, I'll stock, so I started it. The mind is to be irrelevant. It's my biggest insecurity, girls. And Brandon's like, oh, I got it. Because you still wanted to be on housewise. I'm just like, no, not a yakku, Brammy.

That is not your better back, I love. No, that is not right. That is not what I meant. I just want to, don't want to be a resident in the world. They're like, oh, okay. Oh, sorry, this is when the lobsters arrive. Because I wrote down a note saying questions in shells. And I thought it meant that they were questioning the lobster shells.

But actually, now the tray of lobsters arrive. Have I been having a little questions in shells? Yes, I had that note too. I was like, what? That was like question in shells. So, they're all staring and doing this like, they're looking at the laps to like, it's alive. It's not gonna unbreak itself, girls. So during this like, okay, here we go.

Let me get you started. Party's out on the cracker. So she starts cracking open the shells and not only does she start cracking up the shells, she starts like pulling up the meat with like her fingers and like juice and it's all coming. It's like everywhere, which I personally was like, oh my god, give me all of that. I want to eat all of that. But all the women aren't just really disgusted. Yeah, I'm fran. It's like, I'm turned on. I'm turned on. Anyone have one?

Have a lesbian naked party. And uh, Doreet is starts feeding it to um, Fadre and Eva goes, um, that is not CDC compliant, okay, Bam? You are outside the guidelines and I'm not eating that. And Fadre's like, well, I'd say you'd have to buy me a dinner first, but since you, I'm at your multi-million dollar lavish estate, honey, put your fingers in my mouth, put a stick at my butt if you want, I'm here for all. I'm Bikki's just looking like, yeah, yeah, discussing. So Brandy's like, Taylor, remember the cotton candy? I'm gonna get you some cotton candy.

I'm gonna get you some cotton candy. And then we see the clip of Taylor eating that cotton candy. I will never forget that for as long as I live. Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, did I just dream of cotton eating that, Taylor eating that cotton candy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to be impressed. Taylor was only on for two seasons and she really, like, she left a lot of memories and always impressed with those real housewives who were on for actually a very small amount of time but like their legacy just for years just stays with us. What's it only two? I thought she made it to three.

Did you make it to three? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I feel like she didn't. 2010 to 2013, but who knows? Oh yeah, she was on three seasons. Oh, okay. I guess we're like,

I see sort of put it out there at the end for no reason. So, I never, I never too good seasons and then after that it was like. So Brandy is talking to Taylor still, and she goes, you know, I hope you understand. I'm like, you know, I really appreciate that season. And like, it's so worthy that we're even to be on it and hated it.

And so just, so disgusting for me that season. And Taylor's like, why is she bringing the season up again? Like, that's terrible season for me. And Brandy's like, I mean, your season, I mean, it was so difficult. It was the worst time in my life. And then Taylor, and everyone's like, what? And Taylor goes, the year my husband died.

Kind of like a way of saying, I don't care what you're going through. My husband died that season. Okay. Yeah, I'm brandy ghost. Yeah, literally on that season was the worst year of my life. I had the worst year of my life. And Vicki is, no, but she had the worst time of her life.

No, and Jennifer's like, I'm on the side of the sudden. Yeah, Jennifer's like, yeah, shit, that, not you. She was, no, I did. I mean, like I mean, I'm on the beach side all of a sudden. Yeah, Trevor's like, yeah, shit that, not you. She was, no, I did. I mean, like, I mean, it was my first season. You know, I'm like coming into that, like her husband died. Her husband died. I had to come into that. I'm like, I'm coming.

And Trevor's like, so, okay, I'm Tamra, and even I'm not follow. Like, even I can understand that this is terrible. Like, so that's a horrible season for you That's just like quiet literal Crickets like here's the crickets in the backyard You do and Brenny goes I mean I knew them. I love them and term was like but didn't Jimic Fun of hers or writing a book about Russell's death just about Russell's death. She's nodding. No, it didn't.

No, it didn't. They're like, uh, yeah, you did. And Taylor goes, yeah, you did. And Brandy goes, I'm by the way, bitch. And Ricky goes, oh, wait, did you call her a bitch right now? Did you call her a bitch? I was like, oh, no, no. So then Taylor goes, you said that I exploited the situation

in writing a book right after, which is, well, I think at the moment that the way you do it was kind of odd, because I did, she goes, I did that. She's like, you don't know any of the backstory because you don't ask any questions. You just make assumptions. And everybody goes like, look, I like to you.

I like to Russell. I like to you. I like Kennedy. It's like, Randy, please stop talking right now. Please. Yeah, she says, I like your whole family. So there's no way I was someone who did something wrong. And Taylor's like, what you didn't take the time

to understand is I didn't have any money because Russell had it all hidden. So I had a daughter in private school, and Brandy's like, what is that after doing with anything? And she's like, because the book people gave me an advance, and I needed the money, and I had to have it in during a certain day. Randy.

And there were a window in sense. Yeah, the deadline was like, this book has to be out before the reunion. And personally, oh, I didn't know that. She was, yeah, well, that's because you don't ask questions sometimes. She was, bitch, I was a friend of. Just like the weirdest excuse. Like you're a human first before you're a friend of.

So, Gerrinda's like, don't call her a bitch. Like, you talk and do someone use a willow, all right? And Ramby's like, well, but I want you to understand where I was coming from because like a rustle, okay? Uh, uh, rust, rustle happened. And I was just making no money. Yeah. She's saying I was making no money on the show. She's like, what does that have to do with anything? What does it have to do? Whether you're a friend, a friend of a friend, and then Branty goes, shut the fuck up right now. And everyone's like, ooh!

And because you were not talked to me like that, you would not talk to me like that. She goes, man. I will talk however, and she's like, no, you would not talk to me that way. Ever, let's get that straight. Let's get that straight. Oh my God.

It's like, dun dun dun dun. I was like, okay, good. Because I kind of felt like the first part of the episode, and I felt like things were, they weren't really like being themselves. I think they were getting used to being on camera, or they were sort of like auditioning to be like, hi America, remember us. But now like by the end, it felt like, okay, the, like sort of the personas are kind of fading away and now they're drunk and're drunk and they're gonna be their messy selves

Yeah, I mean I was Through most of it except for the dramatic parts where I was like I'm a really shitty person like we're going through my own crisis I was like wow this shit is so funny. I mean fadera. I have to say fadera killing me Brandy is still being so brandy. It's so funny. Derinda being in charge of everything and like control freaking out, you know, Vicki being miserable. I just, I love it. I love the idea for this show and I'm, and I'm really enjoying it so far. So yeah, I'm excited to see the next two episodes. We'll be watching those over the weekend. So everyone, thank you so much for listening and watching, et cetera.

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