Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona manages to make LuAnn's divorce from Tom about her. In other words, it's the perfect episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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scroll down as free for everybody. Yeah. So without further ado, let's get into girlship because it's so good. It is so good Let's let's dive into episode two with which opens up with some images of some conks and then all of a sudden try to Vila in like huge font huge neon font on the screen Yes, and it's day two I'm trying to do a young outside. I'm doing the train balls get it when you're all out side. I'm doing the train balls, get it?

Ha ha ha ha ha. Bing bing bing bing bing bing. And Cynthia who loves being in the diary room. Like as I said last week, Cynthia is always in the diary room at night. She's the first one to walk in there, but she's now doing her own Cynthia cam, even though there's a full camera crew around.

Yeah. So she's like, hi, it's me, Cynthia. We're in Turkshund. I had a lot of tequila. But today is time for the Bailey barbecue. And the cameras are getting her filming herself doing her own dilatation. Like that's how we'll into it, Cynthia is.

The Super meta show. Yeah, it's gonna be another Bailey cue, which had me a little concerned. Anytime that Cynthia spearheads an event on Atlanta. It's usually not the best Like I've I'll just go on record saying I've never thought the Bayley cues were really that exciting of content But she really likes them and that's what that's what matters the most So she's gonna do that thing where she's going to try to adapt that game That's really fun for her friends back home with new friends and as we find out later on, it doesn't always work out.

As someone who likes to do that, I can tell you it's almost always met with disappointment. Don't do that. Just keep doing certain friends, okay? Or just play them the same way and let the new people adapt. You know what I mean? Just let them adapt because it's kind of funny that they have to be like, well, I don't know if these ladies can really take it. So let's make it simpler things. like what's your favorite kind of purse, you know?

Um, so first we start with Ramona going down to the staff in the kitchen. She's like, did you guys put butter in the eggs? Because I love it. Don't put butter on it. Guy. She's like, oh god. Oh god, eight more days of this. And then, um, Melissa is greeting Michael, Michael the Butler is, he's not the Michael the Butler,

but Michael the Concierge, I should say, is in sort of the foyer and he's got like coffee, so he has like a little coffee station. So Melissa comes out of a room and she's like, oh my god, coffee, thank you so much. She's sort of standing there and everything. And he's, he's talking that there's some breakfast overlooking the ocean and there'll be a tennis instructor

coming up 10 and Melissa's like, oh well you know what, I heard that Ramona wants to do that all by herself and then out of nowhere, the way I just appears, oh well don't let Ramona scare you out of tennis. I got your back Ramona, I got your back. Don't let her scare you, bully her, bully her hard. Oh you look great, Louie and she goes,

you wanna see if she opens her towel and she's naked. She is oh my god. I haven't seen hair down there in a long time. Kenya comes down and says hi. Well, it's just like oh my god. The we inches flashed me and Kenya's like you did do me. So she does. Yeah, it's like here it is, boy. I mean she's by the way this is all just an elaborate seduction of Michael. Right. Oh, did you happen to see this? Did you happen to see my Brazilian landing strip Michael?

Let me tell you something. What the concierge is like down there. I'll show you. Yeah. So she, I would flash all the teeth. I mean, I would be naked all the time too. I mean, Jesus. How does anybody look like that?

I don't know, cause then eventually she keeps flashing sort of away from the camera, but giving just enough that my, you can see like an edge of it. And then eventually they're like, oh, come on, just like do it for Cynthia. I turn around and she's like,

me, me, but I'm a modest capitalist. I was like, oh, don't worry, they're just gonna blur it out. She's like, okay. And she's like, opens up fully naked on camera with like the tiniest little blurs I mean yeah I mean I was I mean it was impressive well Lily gave me a car for you to be on here so I'm gonna open thing tune out going with your date knowing that you is loved and you as a dork

Go on with GTA knowing that you is loved and you isn't a door Love you forever Louis you can't spell Louis without two of the letters that are also wait three of the letters are in love. Hey Guess fell Louis without Can't spell Louis without an eye just on say it just just a fact. That's all not romantic just a fact Can't spell Louis without a Lou wanna see me naked here it is So now Kyle's on the phone and she's just talking about how she's like really tired because everyone's three hours ahead of her and Remote such a Kyle detail. I'm really tired. I mean, it's every is so Kyle. This is just such a

Kyle thing to say, Kyle is that basic you go on vacation with it's like, Oh my God, is it time change really killing anybody else besides me? Oh, she's the one who says, I'm still on West Coast time as if this is a like a fresh observation to make about travel. So it's different and Beverly Hills. Time changes are beneath us. So Ramona then joins and she's like, you know what, I woke up at 18 in the morning, then

I went to low bed until 9 in the morning, okay, I'm just like a teenager. I'm basically like a younger version of my best friend slash daughter, Evryo, Kai. And Ken, you have beliefs in second chances, which is hilarious. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, I'm gonna wipe the slate clean and let her prove he she really is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So I'll start sitting down for breakfast and Ken asks if Ramona called John, or if John called Ramona last night. And does she want him to call? run us like no and no guy? No, you know what like I don't even know what you talk. Oh, because Cynthia says You guys do have chemistry, you know, I mean we have more days here. Why don't you shoot your shot? She goes Meaning Pardon. What does that mean?

Meaning, pardon? What does that mean? Pardon? You're trying to make me look like a gun activist on television, okay, I won't have it. So she's like, no, no, meaning that you should go for it. Oh, okay. So then, can you just asking Ramona about how long she's married and stuff?

And Ramona's talking about, Ramona's timeline for Mario was getting longer and longer every episode. She's like, well, you know what, we married for 19 years. Whoa, we married for 20 years. Whoa, we're coming up on a 40th anniversary. Oh, it would have been. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha. And to the lands where he was one of our bridesmaids, she was 20 years old, guy. She's like, well, you know, here's how we met, guy. He was watching my button, Jim, okay. Then I was in this local restaurant, cup chalping bell, it was a hot spot in my button, Jim. Okay, then I was in this local restaurant, cup chal bell, it was a hot spot in my neighborhood.

Okay, only the hottest people went there and came up to me at the bar. And he said, you're the girl who leaves little poop on the floor of the gym and that G string with the green ruffle, that's why? I was a trend setter, okay, I was a trend setter. Why is Ramona wearing a black G string with green ruffle at the gym? That's what I want to do. Anywhere toter. Why is Ramona wearing a black G string with green ruffle at the gym?

That's what I was, anywhere to be honest. Why is there a black G string with green ruffle? I know it was the 90s, but even in the 90s, what was that all about? She's like, ooh. I was a trend setter, so whenever I'd get a neon color, I was in the fashion business, okay? So I was like, this is for Sachi,

so I could be a neon date with neon. We are an outfit, I come in and I won't be wearing. I wore crop top and I won't be wearing crop top. I wore shoes. People wear shoes. I wore gym shoes. They wore gym shoes. Socks.

Then everyone else had socks. I'm just sort of a trend setter, okay? And someone feels like, so you started crop tops? Because I watched Bravo and I thought someone named Aunt D and the Zoos are started crop tops. And it's like, no, I'm in the gym. I started in the gym, okay? And Teresa's like, Ramona looks amazing for her age, but she's definitely not a trans-sadda. Yeah. Well, the thing is this, this really speaks to how self-centric Ramona is because she won't look at anyone else.

She doesn't think of anyone else ever. So she doesn't notice that they're all wearing the stuff that she's wearing until she wears it and then she wants to see if anyone's copying her and then she notices other people and then sees they're wearing the same thing and just naturally assumes that they started wearing it because of her, but it's just that she just never looked at them before then, you know?

Yes, like you never complained about traffic until you drive a car or whatever. Like I started that guy. So Kenya's laughing and she's like, okay, so Ramona started a global trend at her gym. And Melissa says Ramona's world, we just love it. And so Kenya's like, wow, you really have a high self esteem Ramona. You know what? I like steaming.

Okay, what can I say? So then the wind walks in good morning. Oh, oops My towel fell off again, ladies. Sorry about that. Oh, look at your remonna with your golf gloves. What an interesting fashion choice No, the tennis gloves to protect my hands from the sun and look everyone's wearing the now cuz I just put them on Aren't I such a trend setter? I'm Melissa says go play tennis, not with me. You don't want to play with me. Just, you know what?

You can play for the last 20 minutes. Daddy. Yeah. So, yeah, Ramona was like, Melissa, I'm using the quote for the first 40 minutes. You're using the last 20 minutes. And Ken was like, oh my gosh. And Melissa was like, everyone's so in shock

about how Ramona is so about Ramona, you know? But like, she just needs to share a little bit more. At which point? Yes. Ramona says. We see a clip from last night of Ramona going, no, what? I need a workout.

So I called the test pro. Okay, I need a workout and selfish. I'm sorry. So she says, I've reserved it. I'm sorry. I made the reservation. And if you want a pro, go talk to park out and selfish, I'm sorry. So she says, I've reserved, I'm sorry, I need the reservation. And if you wanna pro, go talk to the gonji. Errgh, okay, talk to the gonji, errgh. And Kenya's like, it's concierge, not concierge.

It's a French word, thank you for correcting me. And he goes, who raised her a pack of wolves? Which is funny, and could theoretically be said about almost everyone in the real housewives. But yeah. I have to say, I actually, in a weird way, I actually do support Ramona on this. Because if she was like, if it was a thing,

if it was a group activity, it's obnoxious. But if she was like, oh, I'm gonna book I book the tennis pro so I can get like my tennis in. And then Melissa's like, I wanna play too. And Melissa doesn't know how to play. That is like, I think Ramona's entitled to her 40 minutes oddly enough. Well, I think Melissa was probably like, you're at work.

So this is the wacky, we go play tennis scene, right? Cause this housewives and she's like, no, you know what? This is Ramona's solo with the hot tennis instructor, okay? So Ramona's telling us, oh very athletic guy. I gave them the last 20 minutes and that was very generous of me. So funny, how I could do anything. But it's showing her walking around the house

not being able to find the right door. Yeah, that's the point. It's like a knock off of the Rocky music. Yeah, and it's now nine minutes late to tennis. She's like, where, how do I get to the tennis court? Now this is where she's obnoxious because she says this whole thing about like, I need 40 minutes of, you know, straight.

Okay, from my exercise, I need 40 minutes straight. And so I do 40, then they do 20. So then she eats up 15 minutes of time, walking around as if this tennis court is like on a totally different island in the Caribbean. And it's like, it's right there, but she's just wasting time, you know. So, and she goes, you know what? I asked Melissa. I was like, she, you know, I said, do you play singles? You play doubles. Okay. And she's like, what's doubles?

I was like, doubles is the number of digits and how many years that Mary and I were married. Okay. I'm like, oh my god, I can't even have a lesson with it. I don't even know doubles are okay. So the pro comes, he's like, oh, I was looking for you over there. Where? By the tennis court. With that. So she's kind of short with him.

She's like, I just want to start hitting okay, cause I got it ready. Like she's like, he's the one he's like, so they go off. And then Cynthia and Teresa go for a little walk. And Cynthia's like, so is this what you expected? And Teresa's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz you know, did you go to comments? All right? I mean, it's like comments Yeah, it's like yeah, I can't never win the college and this is like going to college and getting no girlfriends and Cynthia's like

Yeah, I I didn't know who I was gonna connect with I Had a feeling it might be. I don't know, I didn't know who, but I have found that the person I'm really connected with most has been that confessional camera. God, it's so fun to go in there, isn't it? And Teresa's like, oh me, I feel the same with you. And she's like, well, you know, it's just all about intention. I just wanna have fun.

And I was really glad that we took some time and we rebooted. And Teresa's like, yeah, that was great. What you did with Ramona. It's like Cynthia's like, yes, and you like what I did with Ramona, right? So she's like, yeah, and that was great. And Cynthia's like, well, we're on an island, but you don't want to be on an island by yourself. Like, like, like, like, but we all here. How, you know, is she going to another island?

No, it's a metaphor the island of being by herself But like the West one she's gonna go to the West one islands by herself. I don't get it, huh? So Ramona's like don't do it that far over. Okay, I just want a long shot. Okay, you can give it to me Like I like it. I don't hear it over there. I hear them right there She's yelling at Ramona's even bossing around the tennis instructor. Because the tennis you guys a mask on. That's why. So if you had the take in the mask off, she would have been flirting.

So but also whenever he hits the ball, she calls out what type of ball it is. Just backhand, forehand, backhand, bam, backhand, forehand. She's like a very literal tennis player. So then back to Cynthia and Trey walking. Trey is just like, yeah, and Canyon was so great that they did too. I never had nobody sick off of me. And Cynthia's like, well, if she goes with you,

she goes hard. And she's like, yeah, on my case, I don't got that. I was like, oh, this is gonna be a thing. This is so gonna be a thing, because that's Melissa's whole trigger. It's like, you always say I don't say it up for you, but you never say it up for me.

So, and then I figured it was just gonna end there, but she really like Teresa spells it out. She's like, yeah, I don't feel it from Melissa. You know, like there was a lot of turmoil in the past. I didn't press, I said the word turmoil. Yeah, but now I never got that place from Melissa. I never got that way.

And she goes I live by the Godfather, all right. I'm all about loyalty and respect, right? And Melissa's never even watched it. Just and And so then we see tree and Kenya like Still, oh, yeah, she goes. Yeah, she's talking with Kenya. Yeah, yeah I'm like I bonded with Kenya because I get leaving your kid because she left her kid. She's like, yeah, the first time was when I was away, you know, to Jail's. Yeah, and so he was like, wow, 11 months. Wow, did you get any calls from Shiree during that time?

She's like, wow, but then I came back like three years later and then Joanne and they never came home. And she was not to get too personal, but did you think you'd work it out when you, when he got out or were you pretty much done? She's like, well, I went in and thought, you know, it was still going to work out, but that hit me after my mom passed. I got so resentful.

And because I was like, I lost time with my mom. If I didn't go away, I wouldn't have lost that time, you know. Yeah. And then she's like, yeah, and then I saw him in Italy and then I didn't feel nothing, you know, and I hate to say this, but he lead on top of me where I close on a course, you know, and then he tried to kiss me and I couldn't even open my mouth. And the morning, like Louis sent me my second car to the day and I'm like swung with it. So what does that tell you, you know? Yeah. So then, at the end, Teresa basically hugged, and they're just like, they just bonded and, you know, and Teresa's like, oh, sorry, go ahead. I thought you were going to move

on. No, it was going to say that Teresa said, you know, I wrote six cookbooks, and I'm like a four time bestselling author. So. So obviously I'm doing something, right? I'm like, yeah, you're being on Bravo TV and Harper Collins is making a quick payday. Yeah. So then Melissa is talking about, she wants to go to a catamaran. She's like, we'll see the bottom on a catamaran, right?

And Michael's like, that's it, you're going on a yacht. So then to everybody's getting ready to go and treats is like, I can't see over the end of the out-me-ass. So I'm gonna stand on the bed and look at the bed, Mia. So she's doing that and then Melissa's mortified because her advisor isn't the same brand as her outfit. She's like a billboard for envy because like, oh my God, we don't do that in Beverly Hills. Yeah, Melissa says, isn't that illegal in Beverly Hills? Then Ramona comes downstairs and she's like, you know what?

I'm always ready before everyone else's wedding. And Lou goes up to Michael and she's like, oh, Michael, do you have rosary? She's like, I'm working on that. Oh, no, rosary. Rosary. We have rosary. It's like, I'm working on that. And she goes, well, let's just get crushed ice

and pour the rosé on top. I mean, it doesn't matter. I just need them to have a good time. And we're gonna need rosé, that's for sure. I mean, I don't even drink, but I'll make cocktails for the ladies. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. All of my address and lingerie

just fell to the floor, Michael. Apologies. Mm. So then, they're walking to the cars, Ramona's yelling up to the driver. I hope it's nice and cold in the car! Hence, hence, commercials. Here comes one right now.

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anymore and that when people come and hug her, she's like oh, because it's she's like six feet six feet six feet So they arrive at the at the at the boat and Well look at this water. Yes. Look at girls. We got the yacht Esk boat. It's not really yachts more of a Catamaran. I chose a catamaran because it has many the same letters as Cabaret sort of the same letters as caparrez or the same amount of syllables. Life is a catamaran, oh boy.

You know, take it from there. I wonder which is our boat. Well, hopefully the biggest and the best and the nicest of guys. So they go meet Captain Garan and board and tree calls Louie saying, hi, I'm louing, it's her inside. I said, God, I fucking love you. Yeah, you like me and my baby so yeah, you look fucking gorgeous. You get your second car I ate it. Yeah, that's a fucking eye tree. Yeah

So then they're taking they're all taking photos on the boat. Whoa, that's the money shot of Kai and can you just as Is so impressed the molasses body and there is so much talk about people's bodies on this that like it is sort of like it's gotta be a personal health or a personal health or Kyle who has been talking about her body image issues. And like here you have Luanne just like dropping her towel and then like complimenting each other on like their amazing mid sections and things like that.

Like it's gotta be kind of tough. I know. Well, I mean, look, yes, I'm not saying that there's not body insecurity or whatever, but Kyle looks fucking amazing. Like, I don't even wanna hear it. She's walking around and swimsuits all the damn time too on the beach.

Like, she looks great. At least for now until we get to that discussion. But yeah, she looks great. And these women work so hard on their bodies and they don't need any carbs and they work out, all they do is work out on these shows. You know, I say if you actually make an effort, you're allowed to talk about it.

But like, I'm not saying they're not allowed to, but I'm just imagining like Kyle just spiraling in the corner. So, but like Melissa and Kenya are just like, they love each other. And I heard a rumor, I forget from where, I'll just say, social media, and I heard a rumor I forget from where I'll just say So Shalma Dia, but I heard that this show is what causes like the end of Cynthia and Kenya's friendship

So we're trying to see if that's true We're seeing the cracks of it right now as Kenya is basically just like throwing herself at Melissa and like leaving Cynthia on the sidelines Just sort of alone staring Yeah, and I'll watch what happens live said, was this the end of your friendship? What happened if you made up? And Cynthia's like, well, I will say that I saw a different side of Kenya, and we have talked since the show, and we're in a better place, but it is still different. Like she was pissed.

Like she still looked really pissed. Wow. I'm like, I ain't gonna lose my, it's like addressed on what happens live specifically. Well, I just happened to watch that cause they had all seven of them on, so I thought it was gonna be really good. And Kenny was like, yeah, we had a conversation

and I've like had to have a conversation with Cynthia, like in the context of a we're on a TV show and like, I guess that's it, Andy. So they still like, they're still not friends. They have issues. Wow. Yeah.

So Ramona goes up to Trees. So they're talking, right? They're like laying out talking Ramona and Treesa. And she's like, I am so impressed with you. I would sit on your lap, but you're kind of like, damn guy. What was your career Treesa? She goes, I was a buyer. Oh my God, I was a buyer.

The main sees, I was a buyer, for me. I worked right there in Harrel Square. Oh my God, I worked right in Harrel Square. I was in handbags. That's disgusting, okay? What? Somewhere? That's your class list.

You got a shoot just shot. That's what I learned, Kai. Okay. I was a buyer for beer medical. We sell beer to be as cuz I was a buy-a what nothing So they bailed they're both bonding over being buyers for macy's and also Working at some point for Calvin Klein or push or buying Calvin Klein stuff Yeah, and Teresa tells us now when we started off rocketed and Ramona us, yeah, while we stonnin' off rocketed.

And Ramona's like, yeah, you know what? I admit, I said Teresa's scarecrow. And so Ramona tells her, but you are smart. Yeah, I went to Elizabeth Berkeley. Oh, no. She's saying she went to Berkeley, but didn't she just say she didn't go to college in the scene before this?

I have no idea. I don't, I heard her say Berkeley, my mind melted over. I was like, I don't think she means Berkeley in California. And I don't think she means the Berkeley School of Music. I just am assuming she maybe saw a commercial Charles Berkeley. And then maybe she just ate a plate of broccoli or something because I could have sworn I could have sworn when she was walking with Teresa. She said well, I didn't go to college. So this is like college Yeah, that's that's what she said to Well, maybe she didn't go away To college, but she okay, honestly, but Berkeley is a way well, but there are maybe I don't know is like maybe there's like a

Honestly, I like it's like a, honestly, I, it's like a charity part. I cannot, I cannot devote this brain space to Teresa's higher education, whether or not she went to Berkeley, because the prospect of Teresa going to Cal Berkeley is so crazy to me. Like, I cannot, I can't imagine her walking around Oakland. Berkeley just is so crazy. So it's just bleeding. I know. So Ramona is over here.

Ramona is like, well, you must be smart because working is a buy from Macy's major guy. And once again, because Ramona Ramona has done it. It's super impressive. But now means that yeah. So then, um, Melissa is Melissa is like, she's like, every time I have one drink, I feel like I've had three and Kyle's like, every time I have one drink,

I want to have three more. So then they're talking about people being lightweights and everything. And Kenya says she's a lightweight, but Cynthia says that, like, but you're a good drunk, though, which I don't know, has anyone said that about Kenya before? I'm not sure. So then way I'm appears out of nowhere goes who's a drunk when you're talking about me Is that what it is? Oops lost my towel again boys?

I love being sporty and being on the water so it's very easy not to drink because on these things people get sloppy And I think about how unattractive that is and look at me Sober and they out my towel You know it it makes me think of all the sloppy moments I must have had in the past Hold for flashback holds for flat. You're not gonna run a flashback. I did fall in bushes once. No holding Okay, I guess we'll not do a flashback package for me okay no tools so Melissa's like guys did you know at least like who did you know like before this trip and then like who did you get to know better and cause like well I knew Luanda lease and I adore her

no one's like oh I like you too no autographs please, please. No autographs. So then Teresa's like, uh, yeah, I would say the person that I knew the least was George W Bush But I still don't really know very well because he didn't come on the trip with us, you know, no Teresa that just not in general, who do you know the least but who do you know the least of this group? Oh? I don't know, but I would like to get to know everyone at a deeper friendship level. So that way you can send me cards every single day like Louie does. And Luann said, well, I knew Cynthia and whoever the other one is because it's all a corrected deroman in my notes. Oh, Ramona, maybe Ramona. Oh, yeah, Ramona, duh. Well, girlfriend, she takes some getting used to you, but to know her is to love her. And Ramona is like, Oh, you know,

what? I don't know anything about Kenya. So I doodle her. And Kyle's like, Oh, she Googled, yeah, Google, I've research guy. Can you go? Yeah, but you get a buyer at Macy's in a very smart and do your research, guy. But you get a preconceived notion of people when you like research them. And the way I'm like, well, I'm not a Googler. Because I have a story about that. So, hold on, everybody. Light, light, down, thank you.

Can we put the house lights down, please? Is it going to spot up here. Thank you very much. I had these girlfriends in Miami who tried to set me up and I got his call and I missed it. In the interim of between when he called me and me missing it and me calling him back, he Googled me and he saw that I had been arrested and he never called me and I stayed home I was in tears I was so heartbroken for years I dreamed a dream of days gone by and so much for me and Jim Balushi could have think it's okay.

Some guys aren't going to mind that you've been to prison at all. And three says, yeah, trust me on that line. And Luanne's like, you know, it's hard in normal life to maintain a relationship when you're a star, such as I am. Let alone being on a TV show and being a star. Let alone being on a TV show and a star star, let alone being on TV show and a star with a towel that just can't stay on spotlight. Off-tongue, boy!

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and she missed out on this opportunity. Oh, the great love affair was ruined by Google. I blame Mark Zuckerberg gates. Yeah, so Ramona. So then she starts with, you know, she's crying, right? And can he goes, oh, I get that. I get it. And she goes, well, you know, she, she was at my wedding for Tom. So Cynthia, you know, I'm really close. And we're just so, Cynthia. It's so funny that she mentions how Cynthia was at her wedding for Tom when she famously never invited Ramona She just was like well to know Ramona to love her and unfortunately, I don't know her very well But anyway, I remember my wedding to Tom when my good friend Cynthia who's not even on my TV show was there

Cynthia was there remember that time Cynthia. Oh God Ramona. So Ken was like, Ken is like, so how was that? You know, how is that relationship? And Ramona's like, let me out. Let me out. So she gets up. And Ken is like, Ramona, we wanted to fellowship with you. She's, I'm going to stairs. That's it. Going to stairs. And she's, you're going downstairs and she's sharing. Come on, Ramona. You know what? I know the story. Kay.

So I go to bars playing board or guy because no one expects me to stay at the bar. I just go downstairs and sit. And yeah, they're all like, what's wrong with everything? It has to be sensitive around her and Teresa says, you know, the wind is so nice because you put up with like, she puts up a two month that Ramona does. Like, I get you heard it like already but like don't be rude I would never act that way. I'm like, oh please I'll just wait for from Melissa to tell a story and wait for Theresa to just like go to the other room to look at

Pianachips, you know, so LeWand starts this I mean this is LeWand's favorite thing is to tell the Tom story and it's my favorite thing to hear it Oh Tom D'Ackas, you know Can we get that spot back up here? Okay, great. Actue. I was madly in love with Tom. Everyone told me, don't marry Tom. Don't marry this.

Impossibly handsome man who looks like a cue ball and has the name of a grocery store chain that I later found out he had nothing to do with, which was a big disappointment. It was part of the appeal I must admit. Oh, they said don't go for him, but I went. I went girls. To find a man with a penthouse and an apostrophe in his name, how could I resist?

And he even cheated on me when we were engaged and still I married him, but basically girls, I married my drinking buddy. And I loved him and I thought he needs a woman like me That's all he needs a woman who could fill his life with Cabaret well flash forward regardless of worst I went to Barber's house in Palm Beach There was a cat that woke me up and next you know I'm arrested because of a cat because of cats Which is why to this day? I will never watch that show although I will take a selfie with Andrew Lloyd Webber if the moment up presents itself Yeah, and Kenya totally gets it you know She's like we are a lot alike actually and actually you are because I think you both got married because you wanted to get married on TV

And show everybody that you could still pull them out and I thought that while both of those storylines were airing and it's funny that they're kind of bonding over that now, you know. So then Ramona follows the waiter downstairs and she, oh no, she's downstairs and the waiter is making this champagne tower, right, to carry out. Like a drink tower, whatever. So she's like, you're going to drop that? Nope, I'm fine. You sure? You're gonna drop it. Nope. I'm fine. Oh my god. You're gonna drop it. I do this every fucking day lady

remote is like shaking your shoulders. Oh my god. Oh my god. What's wrong with you? Get a drop is like man Please stop shaking my shoulders that will not help so they can do the maca rena You can't trick me ma'am, okay? Literally done this every day. What about the electric slide, okay? Did that at my wedding? 44 years ago. Hey, high five, high five.

Not gonna trick me, ma'am, not gonna do that, ma'am. So they're all having this like, but they're bonding over the land story and Ramona comes upstairs with the waitress and she's like, hello, guess what? I have a gift for everyone, okay? So for a moment, think, oh, this is nice, it's lip gloss, okay?

Because we all need lip gloss, because my girlfriend just came out with this company, it's called my girlfriend's company, by my girlfriend, okay? My girlfriend's lip glosses. And Kenyans, we're talking about Leigh-Anne, we're not talking about lip glosses. And she's like, fine, you know what? You have your point of view, okay?

And your point of view just happens to have very dry unglossy lips okay I support you dry sad unglossy lip point of view okay and Kenya's like if like out if you're gonna give us a gift I want to give to be sincere and Kyle goes yeah this is promoting someone's line oh wait excuse me everyone oh god I feel so much better now that I'm wearing this hat that says the agency I'm going to say I was married 20 years and you don't see me crying about it Okay, she was married to Tom for five seconds and what she do she she knew is a fuckabilly, okay? Sorry, the man. No, it's sorry. The man So to be fair, she said 22 years this time you know adding a few years every time so Melissa says Melissa goes, you know what she just complimented you said how amazing you are and then she's crying

So maybe like you should list it and listen to a story. She's you know what the whole thing with Tom Dacastino Pushes a button, okay? Because we're in that we were in the press and I dated him and I like I like I did him But I didn't really did him you know because we kind of like slept together and like what did I do? I shot my shot What was it was a trigger? Okay, I was triggered. I'm gonna say oh wait So you're saying that Tom was a trigger for you Tom was a trigger for you so they're trying to let's go for trigger each other and Kenya's like oh my god It's about you again and then lose like Ram, your level of selfishness is beyond right now.

I was married to him, okay, before he broke my fucking heart, and then he broke it again. And now you're making it about you. And so, well, you know what, I just sought to get a drink and give her a drink, and now, gave her everybody a lip glossist. And then you could turn it around like you had glossy lips before you knew me, okay? I'm sorry you feel this way, but you know what, I don't even if you can't, okay? Most of us like, I think it just came off wrong.

So we have to be together 24-7. I mean, all the time talking, I can't get up to go to the bathroom, is that what it is? And Ken and Kyle's like, here's the problem. You're not even hearing what we're saying. You know what I was just saying? That I got up in an inopportune moment and Kenia is like, no, you said that you got up because like you just said you got up

because it was about you because Kenia's totally cornered her and the way I was like, she's triggered by my divorce. Oh God, I just missed a call. Well, goddamn it. There goes another husband Thanks Ramona. I'm gonna die alone So then can you get up and she's like, um, well, this isn't about me so I'm gonna leave Everyone kind of laughs and Louanne tells us. Wow. There's not enough lip gloss in the world to cover up rudeness.

She's missing the empathy, she's missing the timing, she's missing probably another word that would really finish Phil at this list, but I'm not going to put it out there. So Kenya says, you know, I mean, you just look up for her and like, you just, you just took up for her and like made her out to not be a horrible person. Well, I try. One can always say that. People may think like, wow, look at Lou Antelope's apps. She's such a huge celebrity star who gets Googled by men

and get the wrong notion about her, but I am still grounded. And I do try to help the less fortunate. But you can only do so much with the remonisinger. I mean, listen, everyone's less fortunate next to me. I mean, every day is like I'm granting a make-a-wish to somebody And can you say yeah, and then she just proved to still be a horrible person and they laugh and they hug and then upstairs Cuz they've gone down to the bar now. So upstairs Kyle is like well Ramona I hope that you take that as constructive criticism because you know what I hear it

You know what maybe I have ADD or something else that you guys could feel sorry for, so you could forget me, okay? Maybe I have a disease called ad. All right, I can't, I can't with this. And Teresa's like, yeah, I got ad too. Like I tried to do the right thing, but you know what? Like why they always give me an extra ad is only supposed to come with a dozen.

You know what, like right now I want to get up again But I'm not going to be a state right here look personal gross Okay, it sounds like they're all just sitting there quietly and then Kyle goes well I think that now might be an appropriate time to disperse. So I'm gonna lay in the sun instead So they they go there everyone just sort of goes their separate ways and so then Kyle is like she's just can't talk about the remodeled situation anymore She just wants to have fun. So the man's like who wants to go swimming?

Anyone? Here I go. So she just like dives into the water gracefully as usual. And then it's time. And it's the every season segment of something new that Kyle is afraid of, which is that there might be a stingray in the water, even though there is a stingray in the water. And they've just told her that there's a stingray in the water, even though there is a stingray in the water, and they've just told her that there's a stingray in the water, and then she gets into the water,

and then she just yells about there being a stingray in the water. Yeah, she's a very Kyle moment. She does the thing where she's scared, but then she gets in the water anyway, and she's like, look at me, I'm doing my Esther Williams, because she's like, hmm, do I stand the boat and avoid death, what do I get in the water,

and do something that could make me into a star? I'm gonna do the star thing. So she's like, look at me, I'm bringing Esther Williams back, and they I'm going to do the star thing. So she's like, look at me. I'm bringing Esther Williams back. And they're like, this is the greatest out here. She's like, oh my God. She like freaks out and comes back onto the boat. Yeah.

And Cynthia is, she sees that Kenya's a photo. She has a Melissa photo. No, she asked from Cynthia. And Cynthia's like, oh, well, where's Melissa? Melissa's not available? Oh, okay, yeah. So then Cynthia pulls Kyle aside and they start yapping and she's like, well, you know, I'm listening,

I'm married for the second time and I wanted to work this time and it's different now, you know, because there's Instagram and there's all these hosts lighting it in my man's DMs, you know, and they're hot. They're hot young girls and girls like, oh my God, mine too. So my husband has Instagram,

but he doesn't know how to work at. And so I open his DMs and, you know, I thought, are you kidding me? And I'm like, I got mad at him. And he doesn't even know that those DMs are there, you know? And like, I didn't know, like, I can have a relationship like this because my parents got divorced and it's beautiful.

Like, it's absolutely beautiful. I'm not saying I'm competing with my parents got divorced and it's beautiful. Like it's absolutely beautiful. I'm not saying I'm competing with my mother, but I did it better. Yeah, I didn't even have to put a screw in this hamburger. I'm like, still together. And Cynthia's like, so you guys, what do you, what do you think it is? You think it's communication because we have bad communication

and I get frustrated and she's like, well, he annoys me, but then I just kind of look at him when I'm at it him and I think, yes, I kind of want him dead right now, but would I want anyone else's husband? You know, gross. So the advice I can give you is surround yourself with happily married couples because that one guy who's not happy and cheats on his wife and then tells all his friends

what a bitch his wife is, you don't want that. Which I think is actually really good advice. But also like such obnoxious advice because probably most of happily married people that she thinks she's surrounding herself with are probably not happily married. And that she's like, she's basically saying, I only hang out with other married couples.

It's kind of like awful. So she says that she wants to grow old with Mike together. Grow, I'm sorry, she wants to grow old with Mauricio. And Cynthia's like, that's what I want for Mike. That's what I want. We'll see how that goes. Commissures. Here comes one right now.

So either way, Cynthia bonds with Kyle. Cynthia's doing a lot of bonding with non-Kenya people. And she feels like this is going to be the beautiful friendship with Kyle. So now they get back in the with non-Kenya people. And she feels like this is gonna be the beginning of the beautiful friendship with Kyle. So now they get back in the Vans and they're driving back and Kyle's like, oh my god, I just posted a photo to my IG without even realizing, oh my god, it was an ugly picture. And apparently she posted a photo

of her like screwing up her face and everything. She's like 58,000 people already saw it. Everyone was like, well, you know what? I posted my whole bank account to my stories once. We see the headline Ramona from Real Housewives of New York, accidentally shares six figure ballads in a bank account. See what she's been paid for, social media posts and Camio videos.

Oh, it's so good. So now there are everyone's back in the villa. And Cynthia's preparing for the Bayley Q with some shady things, whatever. And Kyle is blowing out her hair. Like, she claims like Beyonce. She's sort of like having a moment where she, you know this is what Kyle does off camera all the time.

She's like, look at me. Kyle Richards, movie star, winner, best actress in the reader. I don't know. She's just all drunk during Beyonce and Melissa is like, oh my god, you're so Beyonce right now. That's kind of what Melissa does. It's just follow Kyle around and say things like that. Like in the car when Kyle accidentally posted something, Melissa goes, Oh my God, that's hysterical.

They both probably have the Beyonce off, you know that. But seeing like the most like basic Beyonce songs. So then Ramona, Ramona is putting on her makeup and the marriage is like, Do not create drama tonight, okay? Like go with the flow, your team play okay? You know, you like all these girls. You you have great eyes create the drama with your eyes keep your mouth friggin shut Ramona okay Yeah, and then

lose lose lighting Vicious vodka goodbye Kyle and the clink clink drink. Oh, this is like the the menu for the drink So there's like lose lightning and vicious vodka. Good bye, Kyle. The clink clink drink. Like she's trying to come up with drinks for all the girls. Sorry, I ruined my own thing. I was like, what am I talking about here?

Oh, did you do your punchline or something? Yeah, I was like riding my own drinks for what the girls would have. Like your vodka. And the clink clink. So it is just reiterating that this whole balic you thing, it's a nice break or it's a fun get to know you thing and at this point I'm kind of like oh god. This is gonna be so dull. So now it's 10 minutes until the balacue. I don't know why we have a 10 Oh, I know why because we have a Luan checking it on Kenya and Kenya's in hair make up and Kenya's like look at you

I think you might not get red today And Ken is like, look at you. I think you might not get red today. Ha ha ha ha. Because the way I'm talking about red. Why don't you even know what that means? What does that mean? Getting red. And then we see a clip of Cynthia telling her on the phone

that she asked to come and red, ready to get red, ready to get red, where red are get red? And she's like, what? So then Ken is like, basically, it's telling someone off in a fun clever way. So you either wear red or you get red. So they're really get it. Yeah, I don't really.

Will there be singing involved? Is this like a cat? Is it like, did you miss Bell Cabaret? Because you know it ends with R-E-T, not R-E-D, right? So then, so everyone is like congregating. And Kyle, classic Kyle, she starts doing the Kenya More spins. Did you notice that?

Yeah. Yeah, that's Kyle. That's Kyle for you. So Melissa comes down like, I'm ready to get red. And they order some drinks and the way I'm still trying to like wrap our head around this. So now we're all in red. Does that mean that someone's getting? Red does that mean like We're wearing red is this about Taylor Swift's new album?

Is this a beginning red Taylor's way right now? I'm so confused Well, so I'm wearing red so I don't get bread. So what you're saying? No, you might get red But is there bread because if there's bread'm dead. Something's forming in my head. It's been since this morning's bad. Three, four, two, hit it, boys! Bread, red, that's dead! Deadbread, shed bread! In my head, head, head!

Red! Lady in red! Is singing to you! Cheek to cheek! And you know what you're thinking? Shade of call to back. Get out. Can you just like kicking her out?

So Ramona is like, you know what? I don't want to be shady. I have to be drama free and a thing. So she asked me shady question. I just got it. Okay. I'm so Melissa's like, but tonight's the night that you're allowed to be shady. Ramona and Cynthia goes, yeah, tonight you don't pass. Do not pass tonight. So they all sit down. Kenya is 35 minutes late. So Cynthia's whole game, I am going to tell you what's going on truly and what's going on in Cynthia's head because I have been the person who's tried to organize a fun game that has, I'm like, this game is so fun. And it's like, I played it like a million times.

It's always been so fun and I can't wait to introduce it to all my new friends and they're going to have so much fun. So she's gathered everyone, she's so excited but they're waiting for Kenya and the longer they wait for Kenya the more restless people get and the more people want to play the game and you know the game's not going to be as fun as it could be without Kenya but people are getting antsy and if they wait too much longer they're not going to play the game at all. So you sort of do like, she's like, I'll do like a little bit of a half, a half as version, kind of give them a taste to get them excited.

But it's actually like not the smart thing to do. So then they're not getting the full thing and then it starts to fall apart and then Cynthia starts to get frustrated because she knows not putting the best foot forward for the game. And then she really wants to play the game in certain sort of way, but now it's being ruined. That's kind of Kenya's fault, but that's gonna be Kyle's fault soon. And I have been Cynthia. I have been Cynthia and I just want people to know

that it's a very hard place to be. It's a very hard place to be. Yeah. I felt her so deeply on this moment. Yeah, I think it's also a hard place to be when you're sitting across from Carl and trying to pretend that her dress doesn't look like an inflamed butthole. Her dress, like right by her throat, she has one of those circles, you know, and then

all the fabric is tied to the circles, but the dress is red, so it's all this red bunched up fabric in a circle. I mean, it's just, it's like such a hemorrhoid butthole for Carl. So then Ramona, they're telling Ramona, come on Ramona, you're gonna have fun being shady. And she's like, I don't believe them because I'm gonna say something and they're gonna be pissed off, okay?

Cause I'm gonna zip it tonight. I'm not gonna say anything tonight. Which is like hilarious, because you know she will. So more people join, but they're still missing Kenya. And the way I was like, well, I want to check on her and she's in hair and makeup. And Kyle says, does she have somebody helping her here? And she goes, two people.

Kyle's like, two people. Mauricio, please send me four people. Help me here. Please, please. So Cynthia's like, well, I guess we'll start to get, we'll get the start. She was, welcome to the third annual Bailey Q. And meanwhile, Ramona is being like, whoa, if I wasn't hour late to something,

I'd be dead, me so quickly, okay. So Cynthia's like, well, this is what how it's gonna work. We're gonna present some awards, which is sad that she even has to give the rules, because it's like, just play the game, right? But by presenting the awards, she's almost like letting them have too much input. So she's like, so we have awards.

Here's the sexiest award. Where we decide who's the sexiest. And Kyle goes, yeah, but to me, sexy isn't who has the best body, because it could be so many things. Kyle, you're ruining the game. Stop it. Stop it, Kyle.

Of course, I know she never said sexy was about being the best body Kyle. So Kyle's already in a set. She's like something. But not yes, ending the game. So Cynthia's like, well, it depends on your asking because everyone has different definitions of sexy. She goes, yeah, but like it's hard

because everyone in this group is sexy. Like, come on. I just wrote, oh, shut up, Kyle. Like a forced Kyle is gonna ruin this. Kyle's gonna ruin like a very simple like joking. And I love Melissa. She goes, it's won award. They're 17 more Kyle can relax It's like yeah, but I'm already thinking about it. So

Then Cynthia's like okay, so there's the smartest. There's the pettiest and Luke goes oh it's getting shady now Or is it raidi you just rated that one raidi? Wow It's a it's it's a not sunny moment now, is that right? Shady, or is it about not being, how does Shade work? Okay. Can you tell me? So Cynthia says, and now there's one for the prettiest and Karko, see, I don't like that.

I don't like that. Just like totally rude. Like, you know, when you have that person at like the party game, it's like, it's like playing celebrity and Someone goes guys, but actually some of these celebrities go through a hard time. So like maybe we shouldn't be so with our impersonations And so Cynthia's like well, but you can say Cynthia's the prettiest because she's pretty on the outside and the inside See how that works. I love that she awarded it to her side. I know. I would never see that though. I would never see that. And she goes, it's 2021.

And so just like, I'm going to murder someone right now. I know. I'm not comfortable. It's 2021. And I was laughing at Kyle because this is so ridiculous. And Cynthia is getting so pissed. And she goes, well, we can't start with that Kenya. Romana goes, can we eat? Cause I'm kind of hungry. And then we're like, Romana, no.

So, can you finally come down? And she's, by the way, so she's losing the, Cynthia is losing the table focus, but also, you know that she's pissed because she needs Kenya to be there to, to like, sort of enforce it. Like, no, Kyle, like chill out. This is fun. So, can you finally come down an hour later? And you know that like at this point, you know,

Cynthia's excited because she's gonna have backup. And I forgot to mention that when Kenny comes down, she actually pulls a Ramona and she gets a burger, a private burger from the kitchen before anyone else gets served. Oh, she, she's like, can I grab something to eat guys? So Kyle's like, I feel weird about playing his appryrus. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

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I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. who's your favorite child? There's literally just a stupid-ass party game question. Right, so can you finally join them? And Carl's like, well, we're talking about the questions, and I'm not comfortable with them, like who's the prettiest? And Kenny goes, yeah, that's not a fair question.

Oh, it was, like, what, that was like a big twist. I was like, wow, Kenya, Kenya just turned around. Oh, God, Cynthia must have been live it, because you know I would have been furious if my like, I always played the game was always like, yeah, it's not a good game. I'll be like, oh, we're not friends anymore. Yes.

And Kenya is automatically just jumping to Kyle from Cynthia instead of helping Cynthia at all. And so Cynthia's like, well, Kenya's played this game before and she knows it's not my intention to make anyone feel uncomfortable. So for Kenney to jump on Kyle's bandwagon instead of saying, you're in a safe space,

is like a slap in the face. Yeah, which winds with safe space. I heard that, good job. You really read space, right? Who needs to go out there anyway? So Kenya's like so now can't they like where'd you get your burger from she's like well? I had to I have a blood my sugar levels low and I was hungry, which is I think the same thing that Ramona said on black Shabbat which is hilarious That's it Ramona and Kenya are so cut from the same cloth. They really are you know

They have different personalities, but not really. I mean they are cut from the same cloth. They really are. You know, they have different personalities, but not really. I mean, they are cut from the same cloth. And also it's important to say, can you say she wanted a burger, but that's not what she got. She got macaroni and cheese. That's what they ended up giving her. It's very important. It's a very important plot point for this person. I have to clear it out. It is important. It is. Yeah, it's important. That was, is that a read? Was that a, did you just read? I read the menu, right? So, Ken used to just eating and they go, So, what have you got there? She was, I got food, I'm hungry, and Kyle slaps the table. She was, but I'm not going to!

And Cynthia's like, and then my friend, the one friend I knew had coming on this trip, Twirls-in, helps herself to macaroni and cheese with no apologies. After she knows, we've been waiting for our for an hour Thanks friend It's like I have a little blood sugar Ramona that is so Ramona's or Ramona said so Ramona so sent you and then we get my favorite

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and self-conscious. Oh, drove as a game person, it drove me bonkers, Ronnie. Well, it's a Kyle non-stand. What do you call that? Like, can't stand. Kyle's just such an asshole. And Kenya's an asshole too. And I've been really loving Kenya so far. And so I'm really actually pleasantly surprise that she's still a mass hole because I thought she was just not going to be an asshole. So I'm glad to see that Kenya still Kenya.

This is so rude of Kenya. I'm so rude. And I'm glad to hear you saying that because everyone online is like, oh my god, chaos totally right. That game is horrible. I mean, the prettiest I have daughters. Oh, shut up. It's not about that. It's a silly stupid little game everybody calm yourself Listen, I am the first one. I am the first one who always says oh people are always saying It's just a joke. It's just a joke. It's like fuck you. It's just a joke But like I really do think it's just stupid shit and if you don't want to answer it

you say If you don't like it, I think you come up with a shady response to point out why the question is stupid, but don't do a, I don't know, guys, I don't know, you know, like, I don't know. Well, also, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, we're first of all, if somebody says, okay, Kyle, you got who's the prettiest, you just say, everybody here is equally beautiful, I love all these layers. That's exactly right.

You do that, why do you have to imagine? Ring your hands about it. Of course it's stupid question. Of course all the questions are truly stupid. Of course it's immature to be like who's the smartest whatever, but the whole point is that it's supposed to kind of like spur on you know like you know shading-ass and jokes and this and that.

But that's the my criticism of the game. Is that none of these questions do. She's changed all these questions to be simple. Like, I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

I agree. So she's making them stupid questions. Because she doesn't want to offend them by asking the really shady questions. So it's like, who's pretty, you know, it's like, what your favorite color? It's like, it boils it down to just, it's not even the game anymore.

So, it's sold to everyone's hotel. I think they're doing it because the Atlanta ladies can go hard and still laugh about it. And Kyle's just proven how fragile, you know, there's that word, but how fragile she is with, you know, actually, you know, it's a pretty. It's like, it's a problem.

The thing is this, I think you're actually absolutely right because I think that Cynthia did a hedge and she tried to actually make this about impairment and it's never been about impairment as all about rads It's like roasting people. It should have been a roast and the question should have just I mean like you can't have lighter questions than the fucking adult Jenga, you know what I'm saying? So like she should have gone she should have gone harder with questions. And I think that probably there was like a tonal mismatch. Like, you didn't go quite impairment enough and she didn't go quite shady enough so then you get this mixed tone. And then you get some like,

like, I think Kyle is dealing with. Yeah, I think Kyle here is it's supposed to be shady. So she's thinking when you're asking the prettiest, you're supposed to give a mean answer. Like, who's obviously not the prettiest? But it's not shady because Cynthia changed off. like senti is actual intention is to make this the nicest game ever because every question in here is like you now you compliment somebody now you compliment somebody and everybody gets a compliment right Kyle knows it's supposed to be shady so she thinks it's gonna be a diss so that's like the the general like Kyle. Kyle's making Cynthia to look, look, she's making Cynthia out to be this villain who wants to like be misogynist and boil it down

to like talking about who's prettiest and the shallowest when Cynthia's really trying to be the nicest. So I think Cynthia sees Kyle as trying to villainize her, which Kyle is kind of trying to do. But in Kyle's defense, I think that Kyle's just misunderstanding the game because it's called being shady or whatever, it's called greed. Well, I think that like, it's like a game executed poorly and then someone ruining a poorly executed game on top of that. Like, it's like, you know what, it's like if you go to see a funny movie and someone is like, was that a joke?

Was that a joke? This movie's not funny. It's like, well, it's not funny because you're actually making it not funny. So don't stop, just be quiet, go with it and let yourself get into the experience. But I think you're actually very right. Like the game did have some fundamental flaws.

The point, yeah. She just changed it to make it a nice game but it could have been, it was a flawed, Cynthia flawed her own game, but Kyle, like, but there was still hope for it, but then Kyle took it and then just like ruined. Made herself a fucking victim of it, you know? So she's, so basically the way I saw it as Kyle has just made herself a victim of Cynthia and Cynthia is not stupid, right?

She's like, fuck this girl. And then she sees Kenya, who's like, oh, it's marginalizing us. So Cynthia comes back and sits down at the table and she is pissed. And so she's like, Kyle, do you want to grab something to eat? So Kyle gets up and leaves. I love that Cynthia just dismissed her ass right there. So Kenya and Cynthia are there alone. And you literally hear crickets in the background. Yes. And Kenya's like, so God, is her you okay? And she's like like Here's the thing We've played these games before Kenya and my intention is for us to have fun and get to know each other better And she's like can we play taboo?

Oh, that's a pet business line also when there's a game you're so excited to play in this was how about we play something else? Oh my god, and you've made the game you've home made the game This is your special game that you've had three years in a row. And Kenny is like, can we play taboo? Don't you like Ronny like all these years of me defending Kenya, but then at the moment she says can you play taboo? There's another game played like she is Vile so Cynthia's like she's like, well, maybe on your night we can maybe we could could play it on Yacht, maybe we could do it then. So now Kenya says that she's saying how this is not the nicest game, but like, she's like,

you know, on Atlanta, we throw shade, like it's nothing, and it's cool, but here, maybe not. I'm like, no, literally all these women could handle it except for Kyle. Kyle is from the fragile franchise, but everyone else, they give it, like, they go so hard after each other,

they will be totally fine Yeah, so then Kenya's like tapu is fun and let's say goes Oh, yeah tapu. I used to play that all the time and Kenya's like yeah Cynthia needs to give the ladies a pass on this one and Cynthia is Not pleased right so Cynthia's Lou and I'm like well, how do we play this all right? Let's get Raid come on everybody Lou Anzac, well, how do we play this? All right, let's get ready. Come on, everybody. So Ramona picks a question.

She's like, okay, I'm gonna pick a quote. We're gonna get into the spirit of this, okay? All right, oh, can't ask that question. Okay, what about this one? Oh, no, you can't ask that one. Okay, what about Ramona? You can't do that. Come on, why are you doing that?

I'm like, can't, can't, cause it's gonna create shape from me. I don't want shape. It asks me if I wear a mask by the ocean. Y'all know the answer. I don't want to say it again. So Cynthia's like, please be a teen player Ramona. She's, okay, fine. Who has the best butt in the group?

Okay, you know what? We all have my spots. And Cynthia goes, but who's the best butt? She's like, okay, well, when we were leaving the boat, the boat Theresa You have that thing on your butt was shimmering and bouncing and I'm like wow your butt looks good wow And so they goes see how easy that was and we're all still alive Kyle so Theresa has the nicest but see that was so easy Kyle just flares her eyes at Cynthia Yeah, and then so now it's time for her to raise the answer question and she's like,

okay, and she's so good. She's like, okay, who would you sex, marry or kill her? And Cynthia's, all right, who would you have sex with first? Let me hold your hand and strip away all the fun of this very classic question for you. Who would you have sex with first? Louis! No, in this group. Well, I don't want to have sex with any of them.

Because they are woman. I like Louis. No, but like theoretically, who would you have sex with? I don't shop a theory. I don't like that store. No, just answer the question. Lou, the one. I just got rated. So, Teresa, like, yeah, I just saw her today and she looked, she tried me on. I ran, and who would I marry to that Cynthia? Cause she touched you, feel me and who would I kill?

I mean, she did say something mean about me without knowing me. Ramona by one killer, cuz I'm a best smelling water Melissa killer every single day if I could slow hands like well, you know, it's a game She knows you're not gonna kill her, okay, although the night is young. Was that a reason? Re-re-re-re-yana a re-yana So Cynthia's like thank you for being a team player. I'm listening. I was sent to get a subset now.

Oh no, I'm not upset. Let me be clear about that. I know that I'm a team player, and I got a little irritated because I was excited putting this together. And if you find it disrespectful, then we can have that conversation. And Kyle's just looking at Kenya, and then Kenya makes like a R face at her, and Cynthia sees it. This is just not going on.

And Kenyak goes, Cynthia's taking this far too seriously. I'm like, hello Miss Lady, who yelled at everyone when they weren't doing the murder mystery properly on the bathroom trip, Miss Lady, who took Bolo court very seriously for like 12 weeks, okay?

So then Kenyak has like, can we just have fun and do the questions again? I was like, oh my God, I hate you. You're destroying this already shitty game. So the way I'm like, okay, who is the most Ramona? I'm sorry, who is the most disrespectful? Hands up, well that's Ramona. That's it.

You know what, I own it. I own it, okay, I own it. I'm not sh You know what, I own it. I own it. Okay, I own it. I'm not shitties, I don't know. You got rated, Ramona. And Kyle's like, oh my God, you guys are not gonna believe this question. What is your biggest insecurity? And then she just throws it up in the air

and they all start laughing. And so she's like, okay, look, my biggest insecurity is that I have body issues and I have, I have an eating disorder and that never leaves you, you know, because you're in the public eye and people say things and I see people like Luan, she can run around and be free and I just like, I can't never be like that. Thank you for sharing that. Yes, and lip gloss from my girlfriend's company.

And Cynthia's like, well, I like that question, so I'd actually like to pass that question around the table. Totally. I'm the one who asked that question. I know. And the man's like, I thought we were trying to keep this line. Ha ha. So Teresa's like, my fear is getting older

because when you get older, you're not younger. So that doesn't work out. So I'm scared about that. And then Kenya's like, Yeah, things change with your body. And Kenya's like, well, my biggest insecurity biggest insecurity well before Brooklyn was never finding unconditional love and now it's finding that in a man and Cynthia's like Yeah, I'm insecure about founding a great man like Mauricio and Melissa's like you know what I come off is like I'm confident because I'm so beautiful

But I'm very insecure about leaving my husband alone Because even though I'm beautiful he might go off with someone else and like I never caught Joe doing anything wrong But it's a real problem for me and it relates to daddy issues and the fact that I'm beautiful Yeah, she she basically kind of repeats her Jersey storyline right where she and Joe get super jealous of each other and She's always afraid he's gonna be cheating if she goes on a trip, which you know, it is Joe and Joe is hypersexualized and I think that that's actually a valid A valid thing to worry about personally But she's like I'm crazy and she stops the table. So Trees tells us how, you know, when they in front of me and marry,

they couldn't go with friends that won't want me allowed to be the gather. But you know what, I'm not the one that casted judgements is whatever works for you, right? And then Ramona's in security, you know what I'm insecure of? My body image, okay, and then goes, what? I was just, yeah, my body image,

cause I had an indisort of I was a little girl, okay? But not any more, but now I see the wind, the way she walks around so freely, and I'm like, I wish I could do that. Like, stop stealing from Kyle Ramona. Ramona, stop stealing emotions from people. You are not insecure about your body. Okay, you know what, the truth is, I'm insecure about Kyle's body. There, it's very gay. Okay. I have Kyle's body issues.

Okay, I have body issues about Carl. Okay, I'm concerned about it. It's very Monday. When it comes to showing any kind of emotions, he just repeats the last thing she heard, you know. So, I'm concerned that I'll never be Jewish. I'll be made fun of, like, Jews for the rest of my life. That's my insecurity, okay.

Well, cracks me up on this is that the editing shows that Ramona can't be insecure because she was just naked in a thong. But then later Kyle is in her diary room session and she's wearing this top, this blouse, this unbuttoned all the way to like the pants, you know, and I'm like, well, that isn't that the same thing, editors. Like how can you say that when is can't be insecure because she's showing off her body,

when the other one is insecure, when she's showing off her body? Now I think that of course Kyle can be insecure about her body and I'm not even doubting that. I'm just saying, come on, editors, that's not fair. I think, I actually think that Ramona probably is insecure about her body and said to even says sometimes people are insecure, they put out the opposite because, you know, an insecurity about your body could be like, I'm afraid people don't think I'm sexy, so I'm gonna like, you know, like go out like with like in

nipple covers or whatever, like, be like as like flaunted around as much as possible because I'm afraid people don't think I'm sexy. So that could just you know I actually do think that could be the form of Ramona's I just thought it was funny because it was really felt like she was trying to steal Kyle's Yeah, she's like obviously That's her track record right so Luans like well my insecurity is growing old with Ramona. No, just have to push her around You know, I'm saying, hey, that was mine getting old, you know, that was mine around. You know what I'm saying? Hey, that was mine getting old, you know, that was mine.

Link, Link, Link, Link, Link, Link, Link. Um, so, because Luanna's not big on insecurities, you know, so she's like, fucking security. So Cynthia's like, wow, I'm really loving this. And Kaga goes, me too. I love this. And I'm sorry if I took it too seriously. Kyle, stop. Stop, Kyle, they were just having fun. Don't bring it back to the fact that you weren't having fun. Yes, she's just trying to start something. She's just trying to make Cynthia get upset or something. So, lightning goes over Cynthia's face.

Like they put literal lightning over her face and she's like, thank you. She goes, my god, I didn't realize you were upset. She goes, I wasn't upset. I was annoyed and irritated. Okay. Well, I'm like, he's better words for what I am. And Karla's like, at me, she says, yes, well, you kicked it off. Yes. And Karla looks at Kenya for approval. And Kenny gives her a little look. I mean, Kenya is just really being an asshole. And this whole thing. Yeah. And Kenny has like, beware and be very afraid. And then they're like, and Cindy goes,

you just seem very unwilling to go with it and have fun. And Kyle goes, okay. And then the graphics are like 50 cent, which was funny, but I also thought was kind of rude because they're making Cynthia seem like she is an out of control monster. And it's just so, it is kind of gaslighty on a cast where people are so much bigger monsters than Cynthia Cynthia and her like well-deserved rage.

It's like not, like Cynthia's rage is not driven by narcissism, the way everyone else is. Hers is like totally justified and they're making her seem like she's like an out of control Godzilla. Also, I want to point out, we forgot to mention this, but during the Katamaran scene, Cynthia was wearing her 50-cent earrings. And I'm like, okay, Cynthia, you have to drop this.

Give it up, Cynthia. Yeah, but Cynthia wouldn't let it go, right? She's like, I'm still going to be upset about this for the rest of the evening, no matter how many times Kyle apologizes. Well, no, because every time they get into the groove, Kyle brings it back to the fact like, I'm sorry I wasn't having fun before Sorry, I was she keeps that kind of like taking it back to the unfun place every single time Well, that's Kyle. That's how Kyle rolls. So came you it's like well, I think I know why Santhi is really upset

I think she might be a little jealous because I'm connecting with these ladies So then it comes back to Kyle. She's like okay. I'm'm sorry. She's, yeah, but do you understand why I was irritated? She's like, yeah, but do you understand why I didn't want to do a workspace on who is pretty is? And she's like, it's a game. And we're just having fun. She goes, uh-huh, but I have four daughters. And you know, I hear who's the prettiest. And you know what? Like, I'm just not going to be the person that says that. And Cynthia's like, but you already did say it, and we had the conversation. And now we can move on. It's okay. She goes, but I didn't not gonna be the person that says that. And Cynthia's like, but you already did say it, and we had the conversation, and now we can move on. It's okay, it's just, but I didn't mean to be a buzzkill. I'm sorry.

Oh my God, shut up. What do you want her to apologize to you for ruining her fucking game, shut up Kyle. I know, so now that you're... And also, you have four daughters and you're so worried about them growing up insecure. You have a new face every year. You have like two body lists.

Ten, like give me a break. I can't with these people. Yeah, that was, I feel like that's like the unspoken thing. That's what's so funny about like, she's thrust her kids into the public spotlight and now she's concerned that like if she like says who's prettiest on a show where like 90% of the time is like Kyle and her castmates

fawning over people's outfits and you know how they look all the time. It's kind of funny that this question is like the straw that breaks the camel's back. Right, you're on a show this only casting beautiful women who are rich. Yeah, you know, there's not ugly people on the housewives. I mean, give me a break.

So now they sort of do like a rushed version of the awards sort of to get it over with and so they're giving out awards and Ramona has to give out the award for who's the sweetest and she gives it to Melissa Which I thought was actually a kind of a masterstroke of Manipulation because you know that Teresa was pissed that she wasn't given that because her entire thing on the last season in New Jersey In the opening class was I'm still sweet. I'm still sweet. So for her to not win sweetest, you know she was pissed about that. And Melissa's like, well, she couldn't give it to Tree because Tree just said she would kill her in her answer. So Melissa's like, well, I would like to share this award with Cynthia, because I feel like sweet can be underrated. And we're

about to sweet ones and people call us boring, is what she's saying so she's like and I'm wearing boring with pride Thank Jesus and thank God and Jesus. Thank you, Jesus and then they're you know, they're just giving up more like Kyle got fun Yes, and Llan gets biggest boss and Ramona gets best bud and everything and then the second that I come time for the sexiest award And so Kyle who's just like thrown a fit and basically ruined the game because she didn't want to answer who's prettiest. When it comes to sexiest, Kyle climbs on the table and starts trying to seduce Kenya with it.

It's like, you know, this is not too far away. Like pretty sexy. It's still kind of about like, they both could be attributed as like external, like outwardly facing qualities, you know, like, so she's really leaning into it all of a sudden. So then Kenya is, I'm like, oh, I don't know, Melissa, you can take it.

And so everybody cracks up. And then Cynthia's like, okay, shall I do the prettiest and Kyle goes, I'm keeping my mouth shut. And Theresa says, I'll, I think you're gonna find out. You're not, you literally just said something. Literally everything out of her mouth, I'm like goodbye Kyle. So, just trees like it's your one night,

you can do whatever you want says. And she says, well, it's not what I want. Obviously, it's what we want, which I'm fine with. And Kyle goes, I'm sorry for being a buzzkill. Again, Kyle, stop it. Oh my God, you don't know, you do not know how triggering this all was.

We know I'm sorry. It was like hearing that Tom. I was very triggered. So then, so based, now they do the Shadiest Award. I remember when it gives it to Kenya, and Kenya's like, um, the Shadiest person here calls me the Shadiest. Now that's Shadie.

Yeah, easy, Kenya. That's a no branders, but also Cynthia didn't give the prettiest award. I guess that was the decision to just not do it. So then Cynthia's like, well, this was the third baby barbecue. Maybe the last oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my god. Actually, we should be thanking Kyle that she put the Bailey Cues out of commission, although Cynthia did get five of them with the Bailey Cues out of commission.

But you know, it was like, we have like double, like, you know, double insurance that no more Bailey Cues because Kyle. So actually, and thank you, Kyle. Yeah. Cynthia's like, everyone was honest. And so for that, thank you. It was very powerful so

Thank you. Yes. Guess what it's time for oh Swaps after dark Southern dancing boom Dun dun dun And Cynthia goes into the confessional which was cool because you can actually see how they set it up Which was another great fourth-wall breaking moment and Cynthia sitting there in the confessional and she's like, it's so funny to me that a group of women that could be so petty has such a problem with talking about petty, which is weird because I thought

it was deep. I went around it a few times and she said petty, but there were had the issues about talking about pretty, I don't know. Oh, I thought she was saying a women group of women who were so pretty were afraid of being shady, but I don't know. Oh, I thought she was saying a women group of women who are so pretty were afraid of being shady But I don't know it was near the end. So I was like slowly like you know The lights were going out like on Jurassic Park I'll be doing it. It's like you have whenever it's housewives after dark It's just when Kyle walks around with drunk dancing embolists as falling. They're going oh my god You're amazing.

So they put Cynthia and Kenya and Cynthia, they intercut their die room sessions, so they put them both on the screen. So, well, Cynthia was being a little shady towards me. And Cynthia's like, I was disappointed, can he was late, but she was short with me. Some people take my kindness for weakness.

And Melissa's like, I think everyone won the right award. And then Kenya and Cynthia are like, they're gonna have to have a conversation. And Kenya is like, says that Cynthia's jealous, which I don't think that Cynthia's jealous. I think she just feels like her friend is neglecting her. And Kenya is like, Also, you're totally making faces with Kyle,

while Kyle is, Kyle's like trying to villainize Cynthia in a way and you're sitting there making like conspiratorial glances with Kyle. So you're doing it on purpose. Like you're obviously fucking with Cynthia on purpose and then calling her jealous, you know? And so she's like, well, since I'm the shadiest, Cynthia's potato salad should probably have stayed in Atlanta.

Wow, that didn't, I felt like, hasn't Cynthia already been through enough today? Hasn't she? Yeah. I mean, I think this show is kind of amazing because all the things that we're getting fired up about and all the things that are creating the drama are, it's like all about like,

like very relatable interpersonal things about like neglecting a friend or ruining a game night or being too sensitive about this or that like it actually is like You know for as produced as this maybe it I feel like it is actually touching on a lot of real Like things that we all encounter with people, you know Well, I think you know people do say like it's so overproduced I don't really think so at all I mean to me the housewives is it's so overproduced. I don't really think so at all. I mean, to me, the housewives is about,

it's overproduced and fake. Cause it's like, it's about housewives and how they deal with their families, which is not about that at all. This one's more real, cause it's about reality stars and how, how they deal with being reality stars and how they still maintain friendships

when they've got such fucking egos, you know. And just like, it's like, it's like, just like the whole concept of it is like one big sort of like contrivance, right? But like, I agree with you. I think you're totally right. It is actually about like reality stars, how do they stay reality stars, and how do they interact with each other? Yeah. It's very meta. It's a pretty good show. It's like, it's like, it's shockingly great. Yeah, I love this one. All right, everybody. Well, next week we're back for episode three,

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