Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Out of Cynth

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. Meanwhile, Ramona does some last minute damage control, and LuAnn gives the people what they want!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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They labeled that as episode number 8. So every time I turned on the peacock, it said most recent episode is number 8. And so I just got confused and I was like, where is it? Why is everybody else seated but me? But then I found it and I was so, so happy. So happy. You know what? It was very difficult for me because when I grew up, I didn't get any love for my father.

So I wasn't able to understand what was happening. And I would tune out all the other episodes. I'd only see episode eight. It's very difficult, but I'm working on seeing the other episodes, okay? Guy? So housewives before sunset. And it's like tree is in bed with like a stuffed manacotti

or something. Oh, like a little stuffed bed with like a stuffed manacotti or something. Oh like a little stuffed animal Little manacotti and then Ramona is playing tennis Ramona is playing tennis with Melissa and it's like whoa you got four hands see like this Wow bounce bounce look at me bouncing like a two-year-old. That's right. How old am I nobody? No, guys Then while they're on the tennis court, Kyle returns home, cause she just spent the night with Mauricio. And so she returns home,

she's in a bathrobe and no shoes, just walking out on the court, like having a very obvious and deliberate walk of shame moment, cause Kyle's whole thing on this girl's trip is to show like that she is like a sexy lady, a lady who has a sex life. So she's like, it's a show that she is like a sexy lady, a lady who has a sex life. So she's like, oh hi girls, hi, even though I could have gone through the front door, I'm

just going to walk through the tennis court and not put on any shoes, even though this cement is probably blazing hot right now. Yeah. She said it was gracing my husband last night, but it was really weird asking my husband. Do you have a t-shirt I could sleep in? I'm so fucked my husband, everybody! Yeah! Yeah!

Oh, she goes, this flusy life is not it for me, but I do want to remind everyone that I got some action and none of you girls did, flusy life! Uh-huh. She goes, first of all, I'm nothing to watch my face. My husband said there's a bar of soap.

I was like what? Yeah, so this beauty that you're seeing right now, this is just I guess my natural state without any product. Isn't that crazy right now? All right. Does he know how many products you put on that face? I mean, just from looking at you, I'm guessing paint then floor wax nail polish remove fish asshole gelatin powder Yeah, and then she goes oh my god, and then like you didn't even have contact solution I mean I woke up looking like Betty Davis who I did work with as a child What a wonderful actress what a gift what a gift to receive her gifts and I mean I looked just like Betty Davis and whatever happened to Baby Jane,

which is funny because also a lot of times you say whatever happened to Baby Kim Richards, because even though she's older, she is the baby in a certain way. Um, so then Ramona's like, whoa, no, what? I'm just so happy for you. Okay, you know I just wanted better. Hold me, the love me, me to squeeze me in line of guy So then cause like I am a fluzy and tricks and caracas a fluzy. I'm fun and relatable America so

Then over in the kitchen Cynthia's sort of like meandering around and then there's just like a guy there who's like how are you? And I was like, oh, poor Cynthia, like the only people who like she can talk to now are just like randoms. Random people on the staff, you know? Yeah. And she's like, hello! Good to see you. I look forward to getting to a deeper level with you. Today, Guy Huvacuins the living room. He's like, oh my god, what do I have to? Well, he just walked off with question my spirit, but I guess that's just the kind of we come having. So, Laurie is talking with Cynthia about making a seafood salad and some tuna niswas, because Cynthia's having some sort of beach picnic and she just doesn't want any hot foods.

All she wants to do, all she wants to serve on this beach picnic are fish salads. So I don't think it's the same thing. And the lady is like, yeah, we've got seafood salads and she's like, nice, because we're going to be set up on the beach, right? Well, I mean, you know, well, because it's on the beach, right? So I want to make sure that nothing is worth, nothing's going to be warm. So it's going to be cold, because we're going to's on the beach right so I want to make sure that nothing is worth nothing's gonna be warm So it's gonna be cold cuz we're gonna be on a beach like sentia get out of the kitchen They got it

She's like well, I feel like I can't get back on track track with all these people and So I'm gonna bring it back to the true Cynthia Belly nature the Bailey ball Which is a callback to an event that no one ever cared about originally Somehow we'll have some sort of nostalgic element to it. I had to try it because the other way of getting back to Cynthia Bailey is, well, it's just two last minute to get new props. So you know what, I'm gonna plaster a friendship contract

over Brooklyn's face on that poster board. Let's burn the new contract together at the Bailey Bowl. Yeah. So everyone's getting dressed up for this lunch and everything. And Luana's like, oh, good. My swim suit matches the curtains. Ha, ha, ha. And then Cynthia is, they all come out.

They all come downstairs. There's the cabana out on the beach. And Cynthia's like, OK, well, I have some appetizers coming out. And like Cynthia, you don't have any appetizers. You did nothing here, Cynthia. You just bossed the warrior round. She walked into the kitchen and said, it's gonna be a side-ride.

So I guess she did do something. Did you notice that we got a new housewives Fiva song? Housewives of Ireland, baby. For this part, it's like, we're going for day's day, stay, stay, stay. We're going for day's day, stay, stay, stay, stay. Fiva! It was like days, days, days. We're going for days, days, days, days, days, days, time. Wow.

Wow. It was like the second option, yeah. I like that they just put that out for the finale. And Luana is in like three different insane necklaces at the same time. Alchorquoise, like, you know, it's like a whole breastplate of turquoise on. Yeah, she's like, well, I didn't get to wear these

the rest of the week. So while we try them, all at once. So Ramos, she's like, well, I didn't get to wear these the rest of the week, so while we try them, all at once. So, Ramos said, whoa, everything looks so delicious and so fresh and so wonderful. Whoa, and Kenya's like, Cynthia, do we have a menu? And Kyle's like, guys, I'm only wearing heels. I'm wearing heels again. It's like, wow, Kyle, you've got a new aspect to your shallow-ass personality. The girl who wears heels everywhere even in the sand. I mean Kyle you have evolved. I'm surprised I'm even eating lunch. I thought I

wasn't gonna be hungry after I had breakfast with my husband who had sex with last night. Well did everyone get some tuna? Maritio did! That's disgusting Kyle, we get it, you got laid. All right. Kenya's like Cynthia, do we have a menu? Atsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Thanks for lunch. Well, I want a burger. Okay. A veggie burger. Okay. No fish in that. Just want to point out. Yeah, I know. Okay. I want to be true. That is not a fish salad of any kind.

No, it's not. I want a burger. A veggie burger. Well, a cow that was fed was veggie. It's fresh, that's what I want. I'm going to be kill this woman. And some things like I am reacting to reactions and with all these other ladies I can go back and forth with him all day long but with Kenya, it's personal, it hurts a little differently. And so Melissa's like where's the butter? Cargo's butter.

Did I say butter? Ha ha ha ha ha. Cargo's laugh. No, I did, I said that. Okay, well guys on the ha. Carl's laugh. No, I did. I said that. Okay, well guys, on the beach, that's where we're going to set up the games. Do not get it confused with the beach, the place that we're having for salads. And she's like, it'll be really, it'll be all sorts of different games and super easy

stuff. It should be a lot of fun. And just no one's excited. Everyone's like, uh-huh. Someone has total silence. I know. Yeah, nobody responds to Cynthia. And she's like, the Bailey Bowl is a place for us to team build.

It was very different in Atlanta. So then the one that I'm gonna set up for these ladies in Turks and Kekos. Okay, stop doing that. Stop taking your games from Atlanta and then amending them for this cast. Like, that's what got you into trouble the last time. Just play the damn game.

Yeah, stop with these non-archonic games that you're doing. Like these are, I think Cynthia has a higher estimation of where these games and events sit in our collective consciousness than they actually do. It's like, oh, remember that time, I'm gonna be, played Jenga and drank soda at the same time. Remember Jenga and soda? That event? It's like, no, no one remembers.

This is not, it's not iconic, it's not iconic, Cynthia. And then the game is what they showed them playing in the Atlanta episode. Like, you think they're gonna be these really difficult games that these ladies just can't handle? And it's like, potato sac racing. It's like, we couldn't do that here because, you know, these ladies, we can handle. And it's like potato sac racing. Like we couldn't do that here because you know these ladies, we can only do that mid-lamp. Yeah, I know she acts like there's such specific games that are only a certain set of people can do. So, but I will say one thing that has been refreshing about this series is that I thought the entire series was going to be

these sort of games. And so I'm really glad that we only got like a little bit of them. And actually that was really funny. So the first game is diamonds on ice. So seven rings are frozen inside, seven large balls of ice, and you have to lick the balls to get the diamond. That's common in Beverly Hills. And also, though, tell I stayed at with my husband last night, what sex with? BOTH! KING BOTH! and Cynthia's like the winner will receive a four-night stay in a suite at a private result It's kind of like when you're shooting a film with Jamie Lee Curtis, you know about someone like Michael Myers That's kind of what it's like. It's like going on set because I'm a featured. I'm a working actress

So then Cynthia tells us in her interview She's like since this is the second Bailey Olympics, I thought I'd up the ante with a three night stay at a resort. I was like, wait a minute, it was just four. How did he go? I'm down to three. What the hell's happening here? We see that and Kyle's like, I cannot believe we're electing balls.

And then I go, well, with this group, I'm surprised. I'm not surprised we're looking balls. See, I took your joke Which was very obvious and I even made it more obvious haha and Kyle cuz in Beverly Hills It's comment we know Kyle my god Geez hey, I'm looking balls like testicles with the guy rings and then okay guys you really are are gilding the Lily with this joke So they start playing and Kyle's like, I mean, it's better than who has a better button who's prettiest.

Kyle, see, you can see Kyle really is still like, she's angry with Cynthia about that. And I'm still angry at Kyle to be fair, but like, like, she's still been exacting revenge on Cynthia because of that moment. So they're all licking the ice. Melissa's fully giving her ball a blow job. And then, uh, Lohan's like, oh, did I miss all the jokes about the balls and rings? Okay, I still would like to offer my version. Normally I don't lick balls to get the ring. Ha! I married the balls, get the diamond, then I near the balls, then I lick the balls,

then I crush the balls, then I can round how shaped like the balls. the balls then I lick the balls then I cross the balls then I can round how shaped like the balls. Helikins has learned my friends. So Kyle gets it but she like bit into it and Luann of course is super competitive. You bit it, you bit it, disqualified, disqualified like me on Star Search disqualified. I got it, I got it. You bit it too. Yes, you did darling.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. Teresa, Teresa, did you dice? Did you, or did you not bite into that ball? And we see you're like full on biting. I didn't bite, I was licking it. And then she goes, yeah, ask Louis. Ask Louis. You know when he writes in his card, ask Louis, ask Louis.

You know, when he writes in his card, I'm here with you. It's not literal Theresa. To be fair with those lips, it's hard to tell what Theresa is doing to that. Well, it's great. It looks insane. It looks like two forearms wrapped around like a baby dolphins head. Like, I don't even know what's happening. So, uh, so it was just said, he was's like, okay, well Kenya and Theresa and Melissa, you all get points.

They better, what do they think this is? A spoonful of lime curry, lime. Cheaters, call the Pope, they know my music. Now it's game two, twerk off. So Cynthia has the first, like Kenya and Theresa and Melissa start twerking. And Melissa's like, I like the ball the best. It's like, well, you bit the ball out, but okay. That's so angry.

So this contest is to see who can lift their butt up and down the most in 45 seconds. Okay. So weird. It's a really weird way to judge a contest. So Cynthia is, Teresa's just like kind of bouncing up and down. She's just like, yeah.

Yeah. I'm bouncing. Melissa's useless as you would think. And Teresa wins with 70 bounces. Yeah. So then now it's for round two, which is Louanne, Kyle, Ramona, and Cynthia, not a group of natural twerkers, I would say. And Ramona is like definitely not a twerker.

She's sort of doing a thrust thing like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, like, hipster short maybe go in a circle. It's not great. Yeah, I don't think twerking is that sexy to change the truth. Kai, you know what? I don't see what's so sexy about twerking.

They're a servant. And Ken is like, I think I need to find a paramedic because I think that Ramona's having a seizure. Ah, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. So Ramona got 70 and Cynthia got 69 and Luan got 74 so Luan's like dancing around squealing. And she's like, who does the twerk the best? It's me, I do the twerk the best.

So then Cynthia gets up in the interview room and starts like shaking her ass. She's like, I can twerk, look at me twerk and puts her ass right up on the camera. She's like, okay. She's like, when she's doing it, she turns around and she asks the cameraman, it's moving, right? Yes, Cynthia, your butt's moving.

She really is wounded by the fact that she does worse than Ramona in a twerking competition. That is a hard build as well. So Game 3 is called Spirvity. That you have to find a buried cup and then you have to spill the tea that's in the cup under somebody. Yes, so there's like a circle of sand. This is very survivor.

We've seen this challenge on survivor. There's a circle of sand and the cups are buried in the sand and they're all digging. So digging and digging and loin, of course, is those who mine. She's like, oh my god sand and the cups are buried in the sand and they're all digging so digging and digging and loin Of course, it's a little mind. She's like, oh my god. Where the hell are these take-ups for crying out loud? Hurry up my cabaret. Start digging in the sand like a common peasant. I mean, this is absolutely ridiculous There's not even a teacup in here So Melissa finds one and throws it on someone and then can you get one?

So Melissa finds one and throws it on someone and then can you get one? Can you get one? Finds when and throws it on somebody and the last one is Luanne and she spills it on Cynthia And I'm glad they were friends because that would not have been good I'll be wise some people would have been like here. I am just trying to become friends and somebody spilled Some tea on me. I know and the way and is so hyper competitive and so triumphant when she gets the tea thing She literally raced it up. She does William DeFoe in platoon. She's like She has kind of a squeal to you now, so she's squealing a Like a mix and then Kyle's like um the WAN is I'm taking this very seriously and I can't figure it out.

It's not like these women can't afford to go themselves. Um, these women can't afford to go themselves, but a lot of them. I'm sorry, Kyle, were you the one who cheated in the iceball game? I think you were. So don't talk about like that they're taking it too seriously when you literally went for that ring. And Kyle is so the sort of person who when she doesn't do well in a game, she then is like This game is stupid anyway like she's like the worst game night person of all time Yeah, so now it's tug of war between the fight artists So Teresa and Lou are on one side and Lou and I was like get firm get firm to it get firm Hey, I've been to camp still, I rang.

So Kenya and Melissa wind up dragging Theresa and Luan over and there's like a little stick. And so Theresa sort of tumbles over the stick. She wasn't over yet. No, she's not over. Okay, just like my capric rear, it's not over. It's not over. Play it back, her legs weren't over.

So now the Wands are making it, that your legs have to be over, not just your legs. So now it's Melissa versus Kenya, and then it just gets on her knees and plants herself in the sand, and just yanks Melissa, like drags her over. And the Wands, like, oh well you have

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Kenya. Well, first of all, I would like to say thank you so much because I really work so hard on this accomplishment because my girl is so amazing and I have fallen in love and I know she's in love and she inspires me and her boyfriend's birthday is coming up and I would like to give this gift to Teresa. So everyone's like, aw, I mean Kenya is so shrewd because she's basically enduring herself to every single person except for Cynthia.

Like she is just like, she's just like, fuck this girl. I'm done with her. Like someone else loves me. Yes. And poor Cynthia. Of course, Kenya is like, this girl is so amazing. And she inspires me so much. And you know, Cynthia is just ready to give up there and be like, can you thank you? I was going to have a talk with you later, but you've showed me that we're still best friends. It's like Teresa. Ha ha ha. So Teresa's like, no, Kenya, I can't move.

And she's like, yes, yes. And Kenya's like, you know, right now I don't have love in my life. And to see Teresa's so happy after everything she's been through, this is from my heart. And maybe this means that later in my life, I'll find the same thing.

We'll see. So now afterwards, they all sort of sit in like another cabana and a bunch of them go back up to the villa to take showers. So it just winds up being Kyle Teresa and Ramona were left. And so they're just sitting in their talking and Kyle's like, wasn't that so sweet of Kenya? Wow, I mean, Kenya was so, I mean, you were tearing up Teresa. Wow, it's the way I cheered up and I woke up this morning with my husband of 25 years. And Teresa's like, I never had nobody stick up for me before, you know know on my show. I always had to fight my own battles. Teresa, everybody has been kissing your ass for years. And what about Jennifer Aiden? What about Dolores?

Everyone fights Teresa's battles. What about Marge before you had Danielle pull her hair? Marge was all about you sticking up for you. Like literally every person sticks up for you, except for Jackie. And even Jackie tries. And even Melissa, I mean, there have been times, you know, Melissa just wants to go off onto Lisa and has to do some sort of like token defense of her sister-in-law. You know Melissa saw that.

I was just like, this fucking bitch. Well, yeah, you know, I would say that even in life, like even in high school, nobody stuck it up for me and Kyle's like, oh, is that why you never went apparently? I don't really know what you're saying half the time. But you know what? I'll stick up for you. I'll stick up for you to reset. I remember. I was like, yeah, she's like, yeah, I stick up for you. Dumb, dumb, little scare crow face. I stick up for you totally. Mmm. I'm checking. You know, when you go to college and you meet friends for dumb dumb little scare crow face I stick up for you totally

Check you know when you go to college and you meet friends for life I like to keep you skullings. It's my friends for life like that I'm gonna cry right now because I'm really bonded it with all you guys is and I'm gonna say you're gonna make me cry right now, but I'm not actually gonna do that, but I'm gonna say you're gonna make me cry You know what this is we are girls girls girls. You know, all the girls here. We're all girls girls. And it's like, yeah, I mean, got any sisters and I always wanted sisters. So triggering for Melissa. You know, Melissa, it's like, I'm your sister now. I'm your sister now. And Kyle says that when you lose your parents, you know, like she has and that Teresa also has,

you really want to hold on. And Ramona's like, you know what? I just have a daughter left, you know, that's it. And my sister, but she doesn't like to come to the city, so she doesn't go. That means that she's out of my life, okay? So I only have a daughter. I have the best friend, but that's also my daughter,

because we're basically the same age, because we're Agile's Kai So Kyle's laughing that that Ramona basically just cuts her sister out Ramona's like, you know what? I don't want to go back to where I grew up okay because where I grew up was terrible My sister lives at the same home that I grew up in where I saw a lot of crap going on So why would I go back there and live in the same bedroom or whatever? It's trembling in bed. Okay, so no, I'm not gonna go back there. Yeah, so Kyle's like,

well, I'm getting a sense there was abuse and Ramona talks about her childhood, you know, how her dad would beat her mom. And there was one time when she was like four years old and her mom was like, her dad beat her mom up and the mom asked her to call the police and she's like, I don't know how to use the phone. I mean, it's really sad.

You know, it's really sad to be like that. That's like, it's like it really actually makes you break your heart, your heart breaks for her because you see how deranged Ramona is but you also start to really see it in the context of like, this is someone who probably suffered a lot of trauma as a child and like has now created this very strange coping mechanism.

So she talks about how like what the, like she would, the reason why she became independent in life is because she would ask her mom, like why are you with daddy? And she's like, I don't have any choice. I've got four kids and there are no safe centers or anything for her, so she was stuck. And then she also talks about how, you know,

her brother died. He was, he was an alcoholic. Her sister has a drinking problem and that like the only way she really survived that situation is because she's the eldest. She had to take on a lot of responsibility and so she just actually escaped into reading books and she would read books all night long to get away from all the chaos around her. Yeah, and then she moves into this.

She was like, you know, I was just used to escaping, you know? And they go, you know, like you don't even notice the camera's Ramona. Well, I don't notice them because I was a kid. I didn't notice, you know, any of the abuse going on. And so now she doesn't notice that there's cameras when they film. I don't know, it's Ramona. So, you know, it starts as one thing

and starts getting workier as we go. But Kyle's like, you know, I didn't have any idea about any of this, which just proves that Kyle doesn't watch he shows. She acts like she watches everybody shows, but or listens, that's true. She's like, so your mom was a nanny, right? Was her, it started with the C, K. Did her last name start with the K? That she, she's from like the Bronx or something, but she was working for this like British guy in the city. She's like, no, that's the nanny. So,

wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. She was working in a bridal shop in flushing queens when her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing schemes. Is that it? What was she actually very accurate? Yes. Yeah. What would she do? What would she set? She was out on the fan. Guy.

So, um, so Kyle's basically like she doesn't know how Ramona navigated through things, et cetera. And so she's like, you know, I got a lump of my throat last night because I could tell that Ramona was really hurt when Luan and Kenya were doing that thing with John. I got a lump that luckily, being with my husband saved me from, oh, God, I have a husband. So Ramona is basically saying that she was bothered last night and that it crossed the line and it was unnecessary. Yeah, she said, okay, it wasn't necessary.

No. And she tells us, whenever I leave somewhere, I want to leave with no regrets. And being a rank Kenya was like being a rank my abusive home with my father. I'm like, okay, Ramona. Like, now, you know, she takes it too far every single time. It's like she's got you. And then she's like, my abusive father, just like, yeah, it's like, oh god, no, no. Yeah, that's a big, that's a big one.

So the producer's basically like, is this, is this why you last shout? Because you know what, I wasn't lashing out. I mean, I was like, lashing out. I didn't lash out. You crazy. So Teresa wants Ramona to end things on a good note with Kenya. And so Ramona was like, you know what? Kenya, I really don't know what happened to us. I mean like, I mean, sure, I called her a bitch and told her to fuck off. Okay, but I really don't know what happened to us. Okay. And I know a lot of not good stuff happened. And I'm not sure. I'm sure I'm I'm a lot responsible

But I was like really looking forward to meeting you Kenya and like tremendously and like I'm upset that I never got No, you are okay, and I see you interacting with the women and I wish you and I had that together and obviously I did certain things to push you away Because you're miming my abusive father, okay? Yeah, basically and And so, Kyle's like, are you gonna say all that? She goes, no, I'm not gonna go that far. It's like, well, why? You know, life puts people in your life for a reason. She goes, you shouldn't, it shouldn't stop you from being authentic and vulnerable. And Teresa's like, yeah, I want to end on a good card. Speaking of cards, the least his last card was just a drawn of his wiener.

So now they're all packing and Ramona's like, you know what, I bet a pack now because the flight is really in the morning, okay? And by eye, I mean the mother of that person damnstead's, okay? So they're all packing and the Butler Michael goes to the userium and she's like oh Michael I have to share this with you. I'm the only one with one luggage. I don't expect an award but sometimes I laugh at myself and sometimes I impress myself and that looks like this. Ha ha ha. Michael have you ever been with a woman who doesn't cheat at games?

That's mean. So then he goes to Ramona's room and she goes, Oh, William! It's Michael. She's like, oh, you know what? I keep calling you William, because William and Michael, the two proper names. Guy, and we're gonna bug you for those two recipes from your mom, What's a Face? Okay, it's the name, right? Yeah, so there's another proper name. What's a face? Okay, queen, what's a

face of what's a wares? Okay, so I want the one with the shrimp and then I want the one with the king. Wow, okay, to make sure you get the shrimp and the one with the king. Why? Because I'm gonna make them this summer, the Hamptons, and not invite you. Okay, I can't wait. You know, the reason why I always call you William instead of Michael is because like Michael makes me think of Michael G Fox and Fox are like those things that British people hunt and like British people have a king and a queen. Okay, and one of the princes named William. Okay, so that's why I think it's pretty normal, I think. How about I just call you Bill? Uh, Michael. All right, thank you, William. Thank you for coming. So, Cynthia is sitting in the confessional and the producers are asking her how she would sum up her experience and she goes, well, I went into this experience with two mindsets.

I knew I already had two friends, I was excited to make more friends, but I also felt like I focused on Kenya specifically and I only know one way to be a friend, to just give, and to love, and to try to make things easier for you. I don't really feel like 100% got the same from her. That's a problem with people like this. It's kind of what Kenya said earlier. I hope that I'm giving this trip away so that I'll find love later. Yes, you should treat other people the way you want to be treated.

That's a golden rule, but you shouldn't treat other people the way you demand that they treat you. That's not cool. I have a friend who goes on everybody's Facebook for their birthday. He know how it tells you it's like so-and-so's birthday. He makes sure to go through every single person's Facebook and it's like thousands of friends, you know? So he does all these and then he counts the birthdays that he gets. And every year he's like, you know, I go on everybody's and what if I get 37?

Like, well, that's not how that works. Right. Right, exactly. But that being said, you know, we do see a montage of Kenya truly undermining Cynthia. And it's hard to see, you know, you know, an argument could be made that Cynthia's being kind of needy with Kenya, but an also an argument could be made

that Kenya has made like new friends. It's like literally like you're going off to college together and then Kenya meets like all these new shiny friends and she's just like, whatever, I'm leaving Cynthia behind. So I could see both sides, but my heart hurts a little bit for Cynthia in this situation. Yeah, I think it seems to me like what happened

was Kenya got annoyed with Cynthia right away, and then just to avoid having fights just ignored her, which that's not really the way to deal with that one. Well, or I can also see, Kenya has such a miserable go of it on Atlanta, probably mostly due to her own fault, but like has has such a miserable go of it on Atlanta Probably mostly due to her own fault, but like she's had a miserable go of it And here she met some women who just are like Accepting her from the get go and she probably didn't want to be encumbered with Cynthia

She just wanted to just like dive into all these new friendships Where Cynthia I think wanted them to be like to like gal like Galpowls together and she'd like wanted to use that time to experience all these wonderful delights of new friendships, which I get. But at the same time, it's like don't like undermine your friend, don't like, you know, make her seem like the crazy one and don't be like, oh wow, look at her. Oh, she might be jealous, you know?

I don't think, I actually don't even think that Cynthia was jealous of any of the girls. I think if anything, she just felt left out. Yeah, well, we, you know, we have plenty of clips to remind us of what an ass Kenya is, you know? It's like, yeah, Kyle, that to me yesterday after the boat. So I guess she's just hurt. You know, so Kenya, like you said, just going around trying to undermine. And so Cynthia is like, well, unfortunately, I think the dynamics have changed and it hurts to

talk about because, you know, if you know I can't help who I love, can I have it to you? Thank you. And she says that she learned some things kind of towards the end of the trip that really didn't sit right with her. And Kenya totally had her hand in changing people's perceptions of me. And then we see the clip of Kenya saying, yeah, she's really mad that you and I are friends, Melissa.

Yeah, that was the thing. So then Cynthia's like, I talked to Melissa the most before the trip and then like I got here and that all changed once Melissa and Kenya talked or connected and and like I didn't know why until Melissa told me that she had that conversation with Kenya. Yeah, so she's crying, she's all upset. So then 10 minutes later, Cynthia goes to Kenya's room and Kenya's like Wow, someone's dragging their feet. Oh, it's you Cynthia. You're really dragging your feet

and You know, and Cynthia's like well, I'm gonna miss this fill up and I'm happy to see my husband and Family and everything, but I want to pull you aside for a minute and Just share something with you and so Kenya's like actually like very concerned She thinks something very serious is about to happen and then Cynthia goes I don't want to have this something with you. And so Keny is actually very concerned. She thinks something very serious is about to happen. And then Cynthia goes, I don't wanna have this conversation with you. But I love you. So I feel like I need to have this conversation.

And Cynthia's like, oh God, I mean, Keny, you guys, oh Cynthia, I know what, I don't even know what this is about, but I don't want. She's like, I already know this is gonna be something about our friendship. We have to talk about the friendship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so I didn't want to leave without having this conversation, but if you're interested, I would be happy to have it with you. It's like, I'm not interested, Cynthia. I don't even know what this is about. We had a great trip. I think everything has been beautiful and it's not gonna end like this.

It's like, okay, then I'll just see myself. Oh, drag your feet out the same way you drag them in. I think Cynthia should have just said at that moment, you have been a shitty friend to me this vacation and you've made me feel shitty. And while you're all having fun, I'm sitting here feeling like shit because you've done this to me.

She should have said that, but she kind of, she kind of like, simpered and was like, fine, fine. I've now seen your true colors, which is admittedly exactly how I would handle it, but do as I say, don't do as I do. So she leaves and she's like, well, she shut me down. She doesn't even have time for this. And I think when I walked out of her room, part of my heart just kind of closed up.

And Kenny is like, oh my God, she didn't see all the times I had her back like talking to Kyle and you know when I told Kyle No, since he is a really good fun girl, you know after I told her that Since his game was really you know attacking our womanhood Or whatever. She's a good girl when she's not being psycho-cuckoo. Am I right girls? Yeah, and being psycho-cuckoo on my right, girls. Yeah. And then she's saying, don't make it look like I've done something wrong to you and I've done nothing wrong. Because that's a trigger for me.

Okay, well, what about the triggers that you gave for everything? Yeah. So I'm so sick of that word for everything. Like no one can call you out because it's a trigger for you. You were in asshole, sorry. Did that trigger you? You're an asshole.

You don't get to be triggered. You don't get to be triggered in this situation. Or you're allowed to be triggered, but you also have to be willing to acknowledge other people's triggers too. Like you're not the only one, like we all have triggers, right? So Cynthia's like, well, you have to show your friends

how to treat you. I gotta do a better job at that. Now I find this entire storyline with Cynthia and Kenya to be like low-key very devastating, not because I'm like, wrapped up in the Kenya, Cynthia. I never really cared that much about their friendship. To me, they're not like a duo that I'm just hoping gets back together. But it just, I think why it's devastating is I feel like it's just so real.

Like, a lot of times we see people having these huge views, they stop talking because of some stupid fight that they had that's usually about someone, some Instagram thing, or someone went on watcher happens live and said something. This fight is like, it comes from that deep dark place of... You're subconscious. Yeah, it's like, what sucks is that she can't say, oh, we had a fight, we had an argument and you said some nasty things,

like you can't point to what really went wrong, but you know something went wrong and it's like, it's too real to ignore and it probably was in the works for some time and that's like, that's like, so real and that's, and it's so sad. It's so sad when that happens. And so I think it really affected me.

Yeah. Yeah. That'll be okay, Ben. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. It's not you. It'll be okay, Ben.

I still love you, Ben. I'm so sorry. Don't leave me ever. I'm so sorry. I knew, I knew, I knew. Yeah, I got a lot of man. I'm so sorry So then we go to Teresa and she's with Louie on the phone and again, Louie's got a cell phone on a fucking tripod with a ring Like don't trust this man. Yeah, just telling you right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's just so cheesy and so Authentic and he's like look at you you look beautiful yeah I got dressed in it he's like you're so pretty it's such a princess you're

subcourge as and she's like well can you win this game and guess what the price was four days in a villa and you know what guess what she did she said I inspired huh and she gave it I mean So I got it back for life now. She said I want you and Louie to come back and I'm like always got it back to this and stuff. Like you touched all the girls too when I hope that she finds what I have with you, you know. I hope she gets cards every single day. She says, and he's like, you should pat yourself on the back because you're amazing. Shut up. Just hang up the phone. I know he's like, you should pat yourself on the back because you're amazing. Shut up, just hang up the phone.

I know, he's awful. Commissars, here comes one right now. So, um, Luanne says, Oh, so tonight we have to be a little bit more glamorous because she's talking to our glam squashes. So tonight, lady, we have to be a bit more glamorous in the makeup tomorrow. I mean, I'm not saying that you haven't made me glamorous, but let's put it this way. It looks like I was auditioning for Monster. A role I certainly would have gotten had I been acting back then. Anyway, the point is this, I'm thinking a big lash and a silver choker. The girls are going to be wondering, why has Lew all glammed up tonight tonight and guess what? I've got money guns, that's why baby, on the star!

And she's dancing in the mirror. This lady dressing her has not even lifted her head. She's just completely ignoring Lou and I loved it. I was cracking up. So she's like dancing in the mirror like, money can't buy class. You know, I mean, I just got inspired by Kyle because every night I would pass by Kyle's room

and I would hear singing, money can't buy you class. And we see a clip of one time, one time, Kyle's class. Money can't buy you class. So I thought, you know what? I mean, I surprised the girls for the last night. That's what I'm gonna do. Um, I love Luanne getting in spot. I'm so inspired that someone sang my song, that I'm gonna sing my song, but that's not gonna be a real son.

She sits in her chair and she's getting her makeup done, and she's playing Money Camp by class and singing along with it. And the difference between the two voices is so funny. It's like one of them is like, so auto tuned and hers is like, it's like Harvey Firestein doing karaoke. Oh, God, she is so into herself. It's wonderful. So now the women are all getting into production fans to go to their next location for the evening. And Cynthia and Kenya are stuck together. And so Cynthia, basically, for the rest of the episode, Cynthia has her mom's face on, like whenever Cynthia would talk to her mom about Peter, her mom would just have this

face on, like, mm-hmm. I'm not going gonna show you the amount of disdain I'm feeling, but I'm gonna make sure you feel it. Yeah, so Kenya's like, I have to get in this car, because they don't have any more space. So she already starts it off on a positive note, right? Yeah. So she's with Cynthia and Cynthia and Kenya and Teresa's drive

is just in pure silence. Yeah. Teresa's like swiping through, Cynthia's just, you know, waiting for somebody else to say something. And Kenya calls Brooklyn and Brooklyn's like, I'm sticky. Just, oh my God, what is she wearing? Those clothes I bought her to wear under her clothes.

Do you know what I'm saying? Worst job in the world is being Kenya's manny. I mean, my God, has that person taken more crap? Oh, you know, it's just absolutely horrific. Kenya is just going to be devoting all her time and energy into micromanaging this nanny. So then they finally arrive at this resort and they're going to be eating out on the beach and there's like a like a fire breather or whatever. And I was, whoa, a flame thrower. So, whoa, a pro-paint tank. Whoa, I love people who could do that. I also thought it was kind of funny that Trey goes,

hey, hey, when is that baby gonna be three? And since he goes, I'm not, I can't really remember when. She has no idea. After being like, I love can't you have more than anyone in this world. So yeah, well, look, it's fine to wear. So Kyle, of course, sits at the head of the table.

She's Kyle. And she starts talking about how she's going to miss everybody. And Theresa and Cynthia do it cheers with themselves. And Kyle's like, okay, here's the real toast. I just want to say I enjoyed all of this time with you as much as I did Betty, you know, no, but I did enjoy this time with you and I Really did not know what I was walking into and you know, it's like once I thought I was just walking on to a regular set And it turned into an 11 year job with George Clooney on ER. So thank you. Thank you all

You know why? I didn't know what I was really gonna walk into. And it felt so natural and obvious that we have that, that sister on. Yes, thank you, thank you, Luanne. It's my toast. I was this dramatic pause. I'm a working actress.

That's what I was doing. Sister on. Okay, okay, Luanne, thanks. Sister on. All right, we'll just move on. So they all do the cheers. And Luanne's's like, Alright ladies, what did you think when they asked you to do this show? And Krauss said, my first question was, who's going? And Cynthia said, yeah, that was my first question to you.

And Lohan says, oh, I wasn't even thinking about the other franchises. I was thinking, who were they going to take from New York that would be my wingman? And look who they gave me Whoa, I'm in I thought god give me at least Billy's Trish But instead I got Ramon over here. I mean and I'm remote I'm sure you would have preferred to take Saadia than me am I right everyone? Everyone's like well actually You know what I'm a lot closer with you now than so yeah, and I'm not just saying that because we had a conversation yesterday I want to be a good side. I'm saying it because I like to lie, okay?

And so Trees, like you guys got to keep it that way Oh look what just I called from Louis. Oh my It's the menu Teresa It's the menu Theresa. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! So our cows like, so what do you guys think that this trip has done for your relationship

Luana Ramona? Well, you know what? She's open my eyes, which are already pretty wide open. And on that note, I'm gonna be uncomfortable, okay? And I'm gonna say something in front of the group, okay? Can I speak? You know, I'm gonna be uncomfortable if I say something from the group. So can ya? Can I speak to you on the side? Sure, Ramona. Okay. No, Ramona,

now you've just rotated your side towards me. I thought you meant walk off to the side. Oh, we can do that too, okay? It's easier to talk to Kyle. Okay, what can I say? So they walk off and Ramona's, Ramona's just really over doing the being nice to Kenya things. He's like, whoa, Kenya, why don't we sit over here? You know what? You want to sit a stand. Okay, you know what? Let's prefer to sit.

Okay, I want to sit. Do you want to sit on the left? Do you want to sit on the right? I can sit wherever you don't want to. Do you want to sit with your legs crossed? Do you want to sit with the unquest? Really? Whatever you want to do.

Kenya okay. You know what? I'm happy that you're willing to come away from the table. I'm like nervous, Kai. Like I'm never nervous, unless I say I'm nervous. Okay, I'm nervous because I want to show you who I am. And I'm nervous to tell you how I'm feeling. Okay.

So Kenyah's like, take your time because she loves having Ramona's squirm, right? So she's like, take your time. She's like, okay, so I see how you are with all these women and I see how you're like fun loving and generous and have a great heart. And I really regret that I didn't get to know you well in the last night. Like, try and analyze like, what's going on here? And I have to figure out what is it about me, about me being so wonderful and so generous, and having 50 close girlfriends.

What is it about that generosity that triggers you? Okay, because I trick you by being so wonderful, and I regret that, because I didn't want to be so wonderful, I'm gonna hurt you, okay? She's like, well, I appreciate you opening up, but we are at the end of this trip, so she goes, you know what? I was scared, I was scared to sit.

Okay, you know what? You're not afraid to speak your mind and I was like scared to save you something. So I was afraid to attack me. Okay. And all I would have to defend myself is this beautiful, ginele bag that my 50 close girlfriends bought for me. Okay. And Ken was like, oh my god, she's playing the victim card again. Tread carefully. She's like, I was nervous, that's it.

I was nervous, Guy. And Keny's like, okay, but you weren't afraid to call me a bitch. Ha ha ha ha. I mean, come on Ramona, let's be honest here. She goes, you know what? Because she triggered something in me. I hit the word triggered and it lets everybody off the hook. So I'm just gonna say triggered over and over until somebody forgives me. I hear the word triggered and it lets everybody off the hook so I'm just gonna say triggered over and over until somebody forgives me. Okay, you know what? It wasn't you, it was me and that's why

I reacted. Okay, and I don't know why I reacted like that because I normally don't say that to anybody that I know. Like really? You'd never say fuck you or call anybody a bitch. I know. Have you met you? And Kenny is like, well for, it was a slap in my face because I'm like, I was trying. You know what? And I'm not that personal, Kai. I'm upset with myself because how I butted heads with you. Kai, it's the back of the table.

They're like, wow, what's going on with their conversations, taking a long time. Like, well, that's probably a good, that's probably good because if it was too fast, that'd be bad news. Right. Cynthia's like, well, I guess that Ramona didn't start that Conversation by dragging her feet because she was tired. I'm so I guess it's going well Well me and Kyle talked to her today and she said she always wanted to get to know Kenya So Ramona's like, you know what Kenya? You with the person I really knew the least and I really wanted to get to know

you and like one of the things I wanted to share was all like on the side with you is like if you wanted to talk about it, you and I have a little bit of a similar background growing up because you had a mother that wasn't there for you and even though my father was in the home physically, I got no love from him either, okay? And she's like, yeah, we could connect on those things. And my mother gave me to my grandmother. And she's like, whoa, how long? How long did that take, okay? And she's like three days.

And three days, she didn't even name me. And she didn't want to have anything to do with me. Just, you know what? We learn from our parents, okay? The mother teaches you to love, and the father teaches you how to love men, and to occasionally throw a ravioli, okay? So I would pick relationships with me

that weren't connecting, and I would do it on purpose. I can't, I was like, that's the same thing I do now, that's why I met my situation, I met with my husband. So back to everyone else, Kyle's like, okay, I have a question I want to ask everyone, did you have a misconception about people and or their husbands if they have

a husband, which I do have? Well, Kenya, because everyone said she's a drama queen. Since he's like, oh, yes, you all called me about her. I would just like to remind you that you were all speaking to me and loving calling me back then. Thank you. Yes, I was the center. I was the glue at one point. So then back to the other two, can you say, I am a very forgiving person. I don't hold on to grudges when people are accountable to their actions, which is right.

Right. Right. It's like the only thing that will drag us back is the same behavior. Or you expecting some kind of an apology from my behavior on this trip, which is never gonna happen. So just please show that you've shown that you're growing. So, you know, that same behavior on the plane,

that was a lot of growth coming to this. Yeah, because he had his basically saying that normally she would have gone off on a Ramona on the plane, but she didn't, so she showed growth. So, um, oh, I see.ona on the plane, but she didn't, so she showed growth. So um, oh, I see. Yeah. So they, um, they hug because Ken is like, I think what you need is a hug.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know what? I do need a hug. I do. Okay. I do. So they hug and, um, and then they come back, uh, that they start heading back to the table.

While the other two are talking and Kyle's like, hmm, the biggest misconception is Theresa. I found you to be so sweet and sensitive and down to earth. And oh, you know what, you can put that clam shell down. That's not a card either. No? No, it isn't. Yeah, you know what?

It takes a lot to make me mad at it. I have never ever had a good season on my show. This is the first time I ever had fun on the show. And Melissa is like, just so happy to rub salt in the wounds. She's like, yeah, I mean, if you think about it, like from season one to now, you were dealing with the bankruptcy, and then going to jail, and then Joe,

and Joe cheating on you, and then your mom died, and then you were still in jail, and then Joe was deported, and then I guess your dad just dad just died so yeah I guess there's like a lot of stuff you've had to deal with huh yeah and uh so like finally it's all over right Teresa and Teresa's like it's my time to shine it but it took a long time so Ramona and Kenya return and they're like, okay, is everything okay with you guys? Okay, no, what? I'm smiling.

I'm smiling right now. And Cynthia's like, I find it very interesting that Kenya could find in her heart to have a heart to heart with Ramona, but her good buddy over here shuffling her feet. Well, I guess nothing. So yeah, at least she's consistent. Well, I mean, you didn't come to her at the same way. Ramona went to her with an apology and you went to her expecting an apology.

That's a very huge difference in what you're gonna get as a reaction from Kenya. Hmm, yeah. So Ramona is like, you know what, I was thinking myself like, why didn't I have this conversation for these go, schmock, schmock, schmock, that's what I am. Schmock, Kai.

Oh, and Ken, he was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Melissa says, well, you know what, I don't think that Ken was really ready to have that conversation for a days ago, am I right? Yeah, I took the week. So, sister. So then the cheers to positivity in harmonica's women supporting women. Okay.

So the man goes, Kyle, oh, we're still doing the misconceptions game. So Kyle, I never expected you to be as funny as you are. Really. I mean, I love humor and I love that you get my jokes. Oh, Kyle, you are so funny. I love that you sing my songs and laugh my jokes You'll just get us follow me around the rest of my life You're the best fan Kyle. Thank you. Like wow have that turn around. Yeah, I Love that you are so funny because you like my jokes. Okay. Thanks So Ramon is like no what for me? It's free to because I didn't even know she was so smart.

And Melissa goes, wow, we went from the scares crow. It's like, oh my God. I was like, duh. Now it's not the time to flex, okay, sit down. Yeah, I just, you know what? I didn't think you were so smart, okay? The fact that you're trying to like eat your steak with a conch shell, like that would make me think

that you're very stupid, but it turns out you're smart. You went to Berkeley School of Business, which is located in New Jersey and has ads on the New York subway, so I've been told, okay? Yeah, you know what? Don't be negative. Will this sell? Okay, don't be negative. I'm curious to go, thank you. Don't be negative. That's what I'm going to tell her. And Kenya is like, hmm, my misconception was, I don't know, Melissa was so sexy and so fun. I mean, it's like, I finally have a friend who's basically a supermodel. God, I've waited all my life for that.

You should start a back line. You know what? You should have Bellini's named after you. Probably in a bottle. You could basically like, open up a modeling agency or have eyewear or maybe like just go in on a bar or maybe have a coffee brand. I mean, just to be able to walk like you, I'll give you money to show me how to walk like you.

Hey, do you like the artist known as 50 Cent? God, he's great. You should just like play his music all the time and just kind of like take on that name. It's like my name's like, I'll be back. My eyelashes stuck. My non-glamorous eyelashes stuck. I'll be back.

I heard there's some fans up in the villa. Gotta go check in on them, not making excuse whatsoever for a surprise reveal. So she goes into this little house and the drama all week has been that this guy who owns the house is like, Imagine my surprise when I turned on the real housewives, ultimate girl strip and saw my home, my home being used when they didn't have permission. Oh really? I did not see that controversy because that's right. They were not the villa. Yeah, supposedly they didn't have permission to use this house and they were supposed to just do it out on his patio so people were like, wait, so you knew they were going to be on your

patio. So then you did know they were coming. So it was all this drama. I just thought what was notable about it is usually the shows when they start getting kind of stale or whatever. The drama is better online, right? Like Shalma D is the best housewife. But in this one, everyone's like, I have that drama stupid shut up. No one cares about your rental. Yeah, really.

No truly no one cares. So that back at the table, they're just talking about the the tuck of war and everything and just like laughing about Kenya planting her butt. And Luanne, Luanne's changing the villa and Kyle's like, wait a second guys, where's Luanne? I need to laugh at her jokes. And her mother goes, oh, she's smoking her vapor. Kai?

Yeah. And then Luanne's got four cash guns on the bed. And she's like, are these still with money? Oh, how does Brittany do it? Yeah, she's cut their putting the microphone. One of those like mics that's like a headset. She's like, oh, how does fellow recording artist Brittany Spears do this? I don't even know. So then she starts the music. And by the way, she goes out with, I want to all, sorry, I just wanted to point out that she is acting like she has hired backup dancers that there's like actual hope production going

She's like, okay, are you ready? Is everyone ready? Okay, and then she comes out Please put the Plastic basket of glasses down. Okay, okay. Sorry about that. All right now put your hands up backup damses It's just a staff it's just a staff in that way. Yeah, so boss boys All right, you hold this money gone that way you hold this money gone that way and you I'll just give you my autograph All right shoot your money guys. Oh god. Why are you pelting my biggest fan of the head with bread sticks not bread But boss boy alright shoot the gun now, arms are gonna go up, arms up. Alright, cue music, role play sis.

Alright, five minutes to curtain, and by five, one minute, and, okay, role music. Money get by you guys. Money get by your class. The busboys are just like shooting off the dollar guns, just like so unenthusiastically like, ah, whatever, we know this. We'll just, we know this,

we're knocking a tip out of this, so we'll be right. Shoot the thing, honey. Right. I just saw this lady pick a lock, okay? Like, I don't, should we run? So then we see Teresa's home video, which of course makes no sense like it makes as much sense as a video from Teresa Wood, right?

It looks like it's gonna be of the girls, but then it's like of the sand and then it's of like a tree It's like why could you have used anybody else's video? And then Ramona finds like a pole or like a tree and just like clasps onto it like a koala and starts swinging back and forth like Whoa, they can't find a man. I'll find a tree. Okay. Whoa So then Kyle's like This was so great. I mean looking back. I just left so hard and Teresa goes Yeah, I mean, you know what I learned to do about myself I learned that the energy I surround myself is the energy I give.

Yeah, okay. So everything's everyone else's fault. I mean, these are such housewives' answers. Am I fucking love it? The so Teresa, like, you know what? I'm only a bad person because there's other bad people around me. Yeah, exactly. It's whatever convenient narrative, as Gidea would say.

And Kenya says, you know, I've been doing this for nine or nine or 10 years. And this is the first time I've really felt accepted. I mean, these women see me for who I am. Ha! And Cynthia's like, ah, am I bleeding from the night from my back? I'm just too old to be around people who do not respect the boundaries

of what friendship is supposed to be bailing out. Moa, moa. Yeah, I think that was like her official goodbye from the franchise. So then the fireworks start going off and the wind's like, ah, the fireworks and the whole night sky was just gorgeous. I mean, how wonderful for the local people of Turks and Kekos to shoot out fireworks for me. A star, a star singing your song to our biggest fan. The producer asks her, hey, are you going to keep in touch with Michael?

And she's like, well, he's already damned me. Hi, Mrs. Dilla Seps. This is Michael from the villa. We still require payment from the services you required. So please reach us as soon as possible. That's what the team was. His thirsty ass was like, do you need anybody to come on the road with you?

I mean, I know what it is and friends. So, and Ramona, what have you learned about yourself on this trip? You know what? I don't know, lessons, lessons? I've learned lessons. You know what? I learned't know lessons lessons. I've learned lessons You know what I learned to use the word trick it. Okay So Ramona learned nothing despite everything that she said she learned nothing

Yes, I mean pretty solid ending. I thought it ends with Ramona learning nothing I mean you couldn't write it better than that. It was a great show It was a great show because it felt very... It felt like very authentic. I felt like we really got into these women's lives, their motivations, and their reflections on being on this show, and it was great. I cannot believe how good that show was. Yeah, really good.

The next round looks like it will be X Housewives Club. The X real Housewives Club. Right. That's what Darren said. Darren Carp said when she came on the show that they weren't sure if it was going to be like under the girls' trip, umbrella, or something else. But I've been hearing that being floated around X Housewives Club, which also sounds great. That will probably be a very thirsty and chaotic series, which I'm excited for. Yeah, well everybody, thanks so much for being with us this season.

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