Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins!

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you guys right here. You can't just watch. I think it's gonna be so much that happens. Hello, and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo, and I guess maybe Peacock too,

that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today on a very, very, very special girl's trip of its own. It's Ronnie Keram. Hi, Ronnie. Oh, hello, Bean. What you doing? I would never, very special girl's trip up its own. It's Ronnie Caram, hi Ronnie. Oh, hello Bean. What you doing?

I would never call you a scarecrow or a tin man. I would just call you my Dorothy. Oh, honey, listen, Dorothy's a little bitch. I would be a scarecrow or a tin man because they are my goal weight. Dorothy is too braided up for me. Dorothy's a little annoying, let's be honest. Hi everyone, we're here to talk

the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. And we are so excited about this that we are doing it on demand, crap is on demand, and we are so, so excited that this is a free crap is on demand, so you don't even have to be on Patreon to watch it, this is free for the world to watch. But we encourage you to go on Patreon so you can watch other ones just like this, okay?

So is Bueller there by the way, Ronnie? This is like Bueller. He's down at my feet, because we did an us weekly interview thing before this. And so when we said goodbye, he thought that that was time for him to get dinner and go have a good time. And it's not.

Mm-hmm. Bueller hammed it up during that session. Bueller was on his back and his paws were curled up and he was like, look at me, us Weekly. Celebrity, is there just like me? Bueller, yeah, Bueller was really like, oh, this is us Weekly right now, I am gonna have my moment on camera.

And by the way, that us weekly at that interview is going to be up tomorrow, if you listen to this, November 18th. So definitely check it out. It was really fun. We talked about all sorts of bravo things and they were so sweet and lovely. We had a great time.

So check that out. We'll have it on our social. Yeah. Also, go get tickets for the live show. Okay, every morning our live show starts in New York, but we're also going to Jersey. That one sold out. Sorry. And Boston in the same weekend. So go get your Boston tickets to because we're only seeing New York over and over. But we're going to a ton of places, go to watch it crap and stuff. Confend list. There's a whole list with ticket links and all

that good stuff. Thanks to everybody who has purchased. And now let's get into this show because this is a live ultimate girls trip. I mean, who knew it was gonna be good? It even has a hug in the title. I thought it was just gonna be lame. Real housewives of, ugh. Yeah, I mean, honestly the hashtag is not great.

RHUGT. You know, but I really thought it was not gonna be good. I thought it was gonna be a lot of hype. The trailer looked like it was just gonna be a lot of fun and games. I thought it was gonna be kind of like a bad band or pump rules episode. And I was shocked how like right from the get go, it was already so good.

And it was good the whole episode. The energy of it is really good. I think that they brought like a different vibe to the production and looks beautiful. By the way, the way they shot it looks great. I could not believe how much I enjoyed it. Yeah, me too. So thank you Bravo God's for giving us this show. It is on Peacock.

The first one's free. I think that it will be on Bravo next week at least. So whoever hears this does not have Peacock. You can see it on Bravo. But if you want Peacock, Peacock's like five bucks a month with commercials. It's free. You can get it like 10.

What is, uh, PCock? Well, I think it's free. I didn't enter in any sort of credit card information. I just sort of downloaded it. But I think you can pay, I think it's free with commercials. Maybe there's a premium version. With commercials, right? There's different versions.

Like you can have it with commercials and some stuff premium. So you can get the premium version for five bucks. And then you can get the premium premium with no commercials for 10 bucks, something like that. But anyway, one of these episodes will be on Bravo next week and for the holiday week next week, we will have the next two recaps coming. So it's going to be a real housewives ultimate girls smogus blood. Yeah, it's going to be we're going to do the first one right now. You're listening to it. And then two next week, we're also gonna have an interview next week

with Darren Carp, who's Andy Cohen's assistant. So as well as with her podcast, Cohost Liz. So that's we got a lot of stuff for next week. But for right now, right now, we have to get into it. So it starts off, we seek Kyle, she's in, she's in makeup, getting her makeup done against a green screen. And the whole thing, their backdrop for this show is they just sort of have this hyper,

blue ocean, it's not even an ocean front, it's just sort of like blue waterish kind of thing, which I kind of love. And Kyle says, for years, I've been hearing, oh, I'd love to see all the house types come together. The other thing I'm hearing is, wow, Kyle, we love you and Halloween kills. Wow, the fans are so generous. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I've also been saying for years, I just want us to come together. And I love that it's like Kyle's first line and she's already telling us it's her idea. Everyone is so themselves in this show. Kyle is more likeable to me in this version, but she is so Kyle. She's still so kind. So Ken, yeah, it's cutting quick between them doing their diary rooms and Ken is like,

let's do this. And the way I was like, this is the house was on crack. All right. Like I mean, we've already had Kim Richards and you. Okay. We know what house was on crack or like. Yeah. And Melissa's like, woo, woo, which is of course like the generic contribution we'd expect and then can you that is Melissa in this entire thing?

Melissa is just that basic girl at a bachelor at party this whole time Buckling she is but she but she and Kyle sort of work well It's like basic duo that kind of plays people against each other, you know? Yeah. So Kenya says, we see Kenya saying how like, well, the most dramatic, the most drama in New York is the dramatic cosmetic surgery. Ha!

And then, then it comes to Ramonich, because I've heard Kenya can be a little difficult and tough, but you know what? Why can be a little difficult and tough, too you know what? I can be a little difficult and tough too. Okay. And it's just funny that Kenya is shading anybody on plastic surgery without booty and those boobs. Okay.

Anyone on the Atlanta shading? Like yes, the Beverly Hills have more facial craziness, but you guys got some crazy additional body parts too over there. Yeah. And that's also not actually like there's no drama on New York. Like New York has their drama for sure. Yeah. And Cynthia is very Cynthia on this one.

She's like, you know what? I'm really coming here to just do the work. I really just want to do the work. This isn't a marriage Cynthia. Okay. Yeah. Go get your man's penis back in his pants and off a tic-toc. Okay.

Yeah. What was that about here to do the work? So then they start talking about who's gonna be the most fun, so I'm gonna say, what? Kyle, Melissa can be the most fun, and then Cynthia says how like, you know, Atlanta goes for the Dracula all the time, but she loves Ramona's confidence,

and then Teresa pipes up, and she goes, Well, yeah, you know what, they're not all OGs, okay? Like Melissa's not OG, just saying not OG. Just thing. Blink, blink, blink, blink. I'm gonna Teresa clearly hating that Melissa is here. She's so furious. So we start in everybody's cities.

We get the real housewives of Beverly Hills music, while Kyle's packing. And it's a very Kyle packing scene because it's Kaftan-ish, the thing that she's holding. She's like, oh my God, this is see-through. You bought it, Kyle? Really quick. I know.

Yeah, she's sitting with Mauricio and he's like, yeah, well, you need to make sure you get the master. And like, just tell her I set up the property for you and it is what it is, you know? So you get the master. I want to say, Ronnie, this was on our social media, but the not, the not.com sent us a big gift box here in LA, so I received it. And it was to celebrate the nots 25 years, but also Kyle and Mauricio being on the cover of

the not. And when you open up the box, I was not expecting this. When you open up the box, this music starts to play. It's like like hi. I'm Kyle Richards, and I'm celebrating 25 years of being married to Mauricio the agency and also the not which is not the agency Kyle for someone that rich Kyle is just selling shit every five minutes I watched an Amazon thing she did where she's like hi I'm Kyle Richards. This is in my closet. We're on the Amazon. You guys know what I really am into lately. This is going to hold on everybody, put your seat belts on. Jeans. God, I really love jeans. Like, thanks Kyle. I just saw her do something like literally yesterday where it was her and Fay Resnick and she's like, you know what kind of art I want to do? Resin art and then she and Fay Resnick had this like, joky banter and I think it was an

ad for TikTok. I don't know, like she's doing something for everything now. That's gonna be the next trend in Beverly Hills face surgery. Just Resyn, just get that shit, just get that shit resined, okay? It'll never move, and you can just have a little straw to breathe out of, and a little voice box down here or something. It'll just be that stuff that they put, like, that they didn't return to the Jedi that they put what's his face in.

Yeah. So, okay, you know, listen, you got to get the master, you know. I know it's, we're supposed to say primary room now, but I figured Ramona was cast, so master's still okay in this situation, okay, Kyle, because I arranged this property for you. Yeah. Yeah, Kyle. so you better get it. And so then Kyle tells us, this I thought was notable. She goes, well, no, she says, she says out of the group,

she knows Luanne the least, the Melissa, the most, Melissa and Ramona the most, but she said that, actually at one point, maybe a little bit later, she says that she and Melissa actually would vacation together, which was a little surprising to me. It felt a little off-brand for Kyle. And then Marie... Well, well, I mean...

I mean, I feel like... Is it? Because it's Melissa. Kyle's friends are that classy. I mean, the genders are rich, but the Kardashians are rich, but they're not like classy, right? I just feel like Kyle is more upwardly mobile.

Like, you know, she's friends with Bethany, right? And she's always with, you know, Kardashian types, et cetera. I just, I didn't really see what her upside was with Melissa Gorga. It's just a housing thing. And you know, they seem like that kind of hair that's put together by the husbands, like Kyle and Doreet.

I think that's more of a husband thing too, because Kyle and Doreet seem to kind of hate each other, but their husbands get along so they're stuck together. Yeah, yeah. So then we go to, you know, it's still killing me that I can't remember that Star Wars material. Yeah, killing me. Kyle's like, honey, oh, I can't remember it either, I'm sorry, I'm really bad with my Star Wars stuff. I'm gonna look it up while you show. Like straight kids, you know, playing with their boom, boom, their light sores and shit. I'm like a real sword doesn't need a battery,

bitch. Come up to me with that thing. I've got those little safety scissors. They can still kind of throw out trust. Carbonite. Carbonite. That's what that's what it was. Okay. Oh wow. Thank you for vamping while I looked up that term. So cows like honey, you met Ramona and Aspen remember? He's like, oh yeah, yeah, no Ramona. She's the lady who inspired the wet website and the Aspen gift shop, you know? Or she used to date a friend of mine. Remember that a long, long time ago.

Don't, don't, don't. So I hope something comes to that. I know. I know. Wait a like, the angle is something in front of us and not tell us anything more. So now Ramona and Luana are FaceTiming. Cause I love Luana when Luana FaceTiming, because she's always so clearly just looking at herself.

She's always like, shacking her hair, she's like, haha, haha, caprae star, FaceTiming right now. Haha. She also holds a phone like six feet above her head, you know, but she's the queen of the space selfie. So she's Ramona's like, you know what, it's gonna be a little crazy, okay? Seven nights and and seven girls, and you better have my back to win because I have your back, okay? Well, until you put your foot in your mouth and then you're on your own bitch, don't say that word by the way.

Two hours earlier, Ramona's on FaceTime with Kyle, and she's like, well, you know what? How do you handle Theresa for a long amount of time? Because she reminds me of the, you know what, the like, well, you know what? How do you handle Theresa for a long amount of time? Because she reminds me of the, you know what? The scarecrow, you know what? If she only had a brain, the scarecrow. So Ramona, and you think at this point, she's a throwaway, you know, joky moment, right? So then Ramona says, do I put my foot in my mouth?

I'm just gonna say Ramona, you did it again. I'm just gonna go zip, okay? Did it get a Ramona? Did it get a Kai? So then we go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, This was first line to be woohoo, and her second line to be I'm such a cool mom is just so on brand. Ladies, if you're listening, never ever say in full earnestness, I'm the cool mom. It's just, it's never gonna work out for you. It never will. Uh, so her daughter is like, oh yeah, going on a trip with all the housewives? And Melissa's sitting for her interview and she's like,

oh my god, I'm so horse today. She's got all the people doing her makeup and stuff. And she's like, today I'm gonna have a horse interview. My voice is horse, everybody. Ain't you hearing that? My voice is no one cares. Melissa, shut up. Okay.

Give your basic, you know, talk about your pumpkin spice lattes and get the fuck off my screen. How about that? I feel like she's still coming up with like preloaded excuses as to why she won't be doing an impromptu performance of like on display. She's like, I can't sing today, guys. I'm horse.

I'm horse. No one's asking you to do that. But it's very American idol when they know they're gonna suck. So they come in and say that they can't sing today. Like they have a sore throat, so they don't get any size. Yeah, a little scar. Yeah.

So this is where Melissa, this is where we find out that Kyle and Melissa have taken vacations together and this is what I thought was shady. Sorry, hit my mic. Melissa goes, anyone Ramona? I mean, we've done a couple of work things together. I'm like, excuse me, Ramona was at your 40th birthday party. Okay, don't act like you just barely know her. You've been throwing together. You invited her. You invited her to your party and you've done things with Melissa. Like, they've crossed, they've been like spotted together many times, right? She's already trying to distance herself from Ramona. Yeah, that's very her. So then we go, oh no. So we're still there, but we're with Teresa now. And Teresa's with a little lily.

and Teresa's with a little lee. Looie. Looie. Looie, Bowser from Little Mario. Totally, like Ludwig von Bowser. Any of the baby Bowser's, yeah. But he's like, hey, Teresa, I guess I bought you a bracelet and it comes. You can open up each card every single day.

You can see what's in there. I'm Tariya's opening the bracelet is so her too, because she's like, what do you get me? She's holding up clearly a bracelet. This necklace is too small. What is that? Cat collar?

So yeah, he's love bombing pretty hard. Total love. She loves, you know, she really loves that. What is abuse to everybody else? Well to everybody else are clear signs of abuse. Teresa's like, oh my god. He got to me. Yeah, this is manipulation. We are all seeing it. So then Teresa's like, yeah, this amazing villa, it comes with a cancee. And then all their faces pop up and little bubbles saying, cancee, cancee, it's a French word, it may know of it, cancee.

Yeah, his name is Michael, he's in Miley's suite. And so then we see the Butler, the hot Butler Michael, who's also a fucking thirst bucket. So I love that they found a hot thirsty bucket to come on to you. Yeah, thirsty bucket. Thirsty bucket. Thirsty bucket. He's a bucket.

He's a thirsty bucket, you know? I think that's a good slang. Oh, thirsty bucket. Okay, he's a bucket. He's a bucket. So then he's a, yeah, Ramona space timing with him and he's shirtless, thirsty bucket. Okay, the bucket, the bottom bucket. So then he's Yeah, Ramona space timing with him and he's shirtless, of course, which doesn't feel the most professional But she's whoa, they didn't tell me you beat this good looking whoa

Whoa How do you feel about unpacking gang? You know, what? How do you feel about him packing? Gang! And he's like, well, how many bedrooms are there gonna be? I'm a list of like six bedrooms! And Cynthia's like, oh, and one small room with bunk beds. Mmm. And Lee says, she definitely doesn't want the bunk beds.

I've already stayed at that place, and they forced fed me baloney sandwiches and taught me to make knives out of toothbrushes. Couldn't you imagine? Oh, a bunk bedroom where they could do do next throw up a lonely sandwich at your head with a mustard packet on the inside. Please. And Kenya's like, I'm getting the master. I don't care what anybody says. And then we're in Atlanta with Kenya and Brooklyn who's already in college. Like, what the hell? What did you mean?

When did Brooklyn become 19 years old? I know. So Kenya's got a pack. She's going to FaceTime Auntie Cynthia. And Cynthia starts talking to us. And she said that, like, pretty much everyone called her because they're all nervous about Kenya. And then we see, like, a few hours earlier,

Cynthia on the phone with Luan. And Luan's like, well, I don't know Kenya at all. Which is, to be fair, it's hard to know all the fans. There are so many of them, I wish I could get to know them one on one, but the stage calls. And Cynthia says, well, she's an acquired taste, but you're gonna love her. So basically, Baluuga, you know, I didn't like that

the first time either, but I got there. Well, there was a little trepidation, but I'm down. Ha ha! You know, it's like I say it's that that wonderful musical passion it took me a while I didn't like it at first I thought what is sondheim even doing but then I realized acquire taste oh so then candy candy canthia can yes on the phoenix and the and she's like okay so who's that lady who's coming? I think her name's Ramona. What's the one with the crazy eyes? She's like Ramona.

Kidney actually, like she doesn't know who Ramona is. It's just so funny. I mean, to be fair, we were just saying it was on the other one. I'm like, did we sit on this episode or on us weekly? That like this show did make Kenya seem more likeable, just in comparison with Ramona. But let's not forget that Kenya was also coming in ready to go after Ramona. Like this is evident to me right here in the scene.

Oh yeah, but I like that they don't know. They don't watch each other's shows, you know? And some of them, like, you know, Ramona and Luana, like, they don't watch Atlanta. I saw somebody comment on Twitter, those are the type of people who say they love housewives. They just can't get into Atlanta. Yes. Which, of course, you know, of course they don't know what they're getting themselves into. Yeah, exactly.

I actually think Luanne might because she's friends with Cynthia, so she might actually watch it. Because remember, Cynthia showed up and I think Cynthia was in the Viva la Diva video. Yeah, Luanne was at her wedding, but there's, you know, there's a lot of friends I have that I ain't going to their improv show. I'll tell you that right now. I'm there not true. They're not listening to this right now either That's true. That's all of them. That's what I say. That's my favorite thing to do when someone says oh you didn't watch the movie I wrote I'm like do you listen to my podcast? It's great. It's great. Actually, I never say that I go home so sorry, but in the inside I say it and then I feel good

Yeah, I never say that. I go, oh, I'm so sorry, but in the inside I say it, and then I feel good, except for the headache of confrontation. So, 40, 48 hours later, the song's like, I'm a freaky, freaky savage, freaky, freaky savage. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, but then it's Ramona in a car with Lanta driving to the Atlanta airport. I guess they had to fly them to Atlanta. That was gonna be their central hub,

and then they'd go from there. So yeah, Louisiana Ramona earned the car. And Ramona's trying to be like Vicki Gunvals and she's like, church and kick-coast. You become okay. I love going to Turkey. It's a great country, okay? It's like, no Ramona, it's Turks, not Turkey.

Okay, it goes. And Kyle calls Maurizio. She's like, honey, how did you sleep last night? He's like, oh, it was terrible because I didn't have you next to me. The escort had nails like little knives. I'm surprised I still have a penis actually. I was like, oh, I miss you too.

Oh. Thank you. And then Cynthia and Ken, you're like, are like, loathing up. And then we go to Melissa. Melissa and Teresa, which I think was actually an underrated and pretty excellent little scene of Melissa saying, aren't you happy your sister-in-law is gonna be with you?

Kind of like push like poke in, like Teresa, like this is Teresa's biggest nightmare is that Melissa gets elevated into the spin-off with her. Like that's the worst thing. Yeah, and Teresa's just gritting her teeth. She's like, I'm Teresa's just gritting her teeth. She's like, ma-ing, mm-ing. Amalissa says, yeah, when we're old ladies, we're going to tell stories about like where we met and how we didn't like each other at first and how you just respected sugar cookies and then tried to have me out of this stripper on the Astral TV. And then we like each other later.

Teresa's like, mm-ing. Then we go back to Ramona because you know what? I really enjoyed my flight over with Melissa and Teresa and I feel like I got to know Teresa better and I really like her, okay? Like I wasn't sure what I'd think about her because she looked like a scarecrow when she has no brain.

So I thought she'd be really stupid, you know? But it turns out she has nice hair, okay? Yeah, you know, I wasn't sure. She's like dumb as a doorbell, but you know what? Without doorbells, we wouldn't know we had doors. So what can I say? She's like, gay! And the one's like, she's been through a lot. The implication is jail, like I did and I can only wonder if at her prisons, they just

fecklessly threw baloney sandwiches at her head with mustard packets on the inside because let me tell you You could spend the whole year in jail, but 24 hours with below new sandwiches on the forehead. That is real trauma Yeah, would you know what? I'm just so happy that she's happy now, okay? You know that you both went to prison and look at her. She's happy, she's man, and look at you. Sorry, you know what? Sometimes she's safe and sit sorry, okay? I have bad delivery, okay? I'm like a UPS truck that drove into a lake.

It's a bad delivery. So Melissa, now we get like, Melissa and Kyle working together, which we should have anticipated would be a nightmare for everyone. So Melissa's like, oh, Teresa, there's one thing I have to tell you, and I wanted to wait until you were stuck in this car and on television, you know, because I didn't want you to turn around

and say you're going home. I mean, it's nothing really, but Kyle called me, and she was talking to Ramona. I Ramona said he looked like a scarecrow. You get it, get it. She said he was a scarecrow. Teresa's like, hey, hey. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink.

It's just a really long segment of Teresa blinking in silence. And Melissa's like, do you get it? She's like, I don't get it. What's happening? She's, you know, like the scarecrow, like you have no brain. She's like, oh yeah, we'll look at her

Yeah, look at how she acts, right? You know what you know what she's like Most because well she's a little out there and she goes No, no, no, no, you know what she looks like the Tin Man. Yeah, that guy needs a brain This is like no no defense if you having a brain. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, the same thing, you know, the same thing. And most of us like, okay, I'll help you out there, both empty on the inside. It's like, God, I love. I love, Ronnie, didn't you love watching the Wizard of Oz for the first time when it's like, you meet the scarecrow who's like, if I only had a brain and then the tin man's like, if I only had a brain, also, it's great. I love the also song. We go to the private plane and everyone's gathering.

I'm like, woohooing. And Ramona hugs Cynthia and everybody's calling each other beautiful. And the way I see Cynthia who has really long braids and she's like, wow, look at that hair. How long did that take? Now would you care to look at my hairstyle? In case you want to steal it, like everyone else has. So then they're like, oh, woohoo.

And then it's like, turks and cakeos, here we come. And then we get the theme song. I was not expecting this kind of a theme song. I thought we'd just get a variation on the typical housewives instrumental with quotes. But we had a a full on like The party start But what if those women beautiful as ever does on his hot boy? Are you ready? Ha to move your body What the graveyard rhythm touches gonna make you go crazy fever feel it get it feel the Alviva feel it mom

Viva I was like what is happening? And yes, I did write down all those lyrics. That is hilarious. It was just such a strange way to adapt a rege kind of vibe to the housewife. It really was. They were just like, you know what? Give me something kind of subast然 the crab or the lobster. What was subast然 the crab? I'm a little mermaid.

Trixie, do you think you could do dance hall reggae or just any kind of reggae? Or I didn't think I could do it. But I know the rock piss in, okay? His name is Carmichael Sans. Okay, Carmichael, okay, I need to do your writing. It's your time. Well, violin, baby. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending

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So then they're on the plane and Melissa, of Melissa, everything she does, every little thing, I don't know why I'm so anti-Melissa. I'm usually not, but on this show, I'm just not buying it. But she's like, does anyone want a muffin? Because I always need a carb in the morning. I was like, wow, that was, why don't you just go around and poke everybody in the eye with the toothpick?

These sightings don't have carbs. They certainly don't eat fucking muffins. Who do you think you are? Yeah. Seriously. So then Kyle and by the way, Melissa knows if Melissa and Kyle are tight, Melissa probably knows that Kyle has, um, you know, like body image issues, right? So Kyle's like, no, I can't. I'm happy right now.

I'm 125. So then Ramona tries to sort of empathize. She's, you know what? My weight, my little weight now is 121. But my highway is 125. So I go up to 125 and then I go down to 121. You know what's a little buff? It's a battle, okay?

And I always say, you know what? When I'm at my heavy, I'm just like my father's friend, Jody Preston Smith, but then when I'm 121, I'm like my best friend, Sasha Dota, every real like sister's, okay? Yeah, you know what, when I'm 125 and I look like a hungry, hip-hop catching plastic balls

in my ears, I get caused from like, you know, TSC. Wanting me to do my 125 pound by guy. I wanted you a whole show with a bet with tubes coming in to find out. Sit, four, gay. But you look great. You look great Kyle. That's great. You're like, well, I then Kyle does this thing when she was, there's a side of me that's very

shy that people don't know. They don't know that I have a shy side because I'm very extra-birded otherwise. It's like, well, she doesn't say that part, but it's like, I like the idea that you're shyness. Like, people don't know about you're shyness. I'm like, well, if they don't know about you're shyness, are you really shy? How are you shy? She was trying to get on a reality show for years before this, and showing up in every little Paris clip you see on mine.

Give me a break Kyle. You literally I opened a box and your voice came out of it yesterday, Kyle. That is the opposite of shyness. Okay, that is like, hello, Ben's kitchen. So Cynthia's like, yeah, I'm the same. I'm very shy. Okay, another, okay. She's like, I can be socially awkward, you know you know I just I don't like getting a lot of attention in restaurants and Ramona's like whoa she stands up She's you know what it took me so long to understand the uncertainty and somewhat famous, okay? I don't get it. I don't understand it. Yes lady in the back. I will sign that for you But you have to have your own pain can you just like leave me the fuck alone who's talking to you? You know what? It took me years for me to accept that I'm pop icon. Okay. You know what?

Like I think it had to have been at least 2002 before I realized I was a celebrity. Uh, Ramona that was like eight years before our show premiered. Well, either way I knew I was famous before then, okay. Yeah. And Kyle's like give me a break here on a TV show and they're all laughing at her. And Cynthia asks her, how long she's been on her show. And Ramona's like, you know what? 2006. Okay.

You went. That's Kyle's future way. That's what. Okay, but you're the way, Kyle. You're gonna look way. Okay. So like, okay, so about 13 years, whatever. And she goes, so Ramona starts giving a history of the housewives, two women who are all housewives. I know all of us, you know what?

So it started out with Orange County, but no one knew what Orange County was. I mean, who wants to have a county? That's the color of a terrorism scale, okay? But you and I, you know, with New York City, me and the WAN, this trash buy over here. Okay, we'll put Bravo on the map with that franchise. And then as we all know, all the spin-offs came afterwards. Okay.

Yeah. Can you just like wet and she goes, yeah, can you, I know facts, okay? You know what? We were the wasp regional. We were in the cool water show. Yeah, we were called the cool water show. Okay. People got it in the morning. They talked about us. They're like like it's called water cooler you know the place where they're talking about my cabaret performances yeah well either way it was definitely like a shed of water moment water shed yeah and she goes you're all welcome okay you're all welcome and since he goes yeah but you've never been number one and she's like

yeah can you just start cracking up and high five in here? Which I mean, that does take a lot of nerves to come around the Atlantic cast and say that you put housewives on the map when they've been consistently the highest rated. I mean, the only season they weren't the highest rated was their most terrible season. And Beverly Hills beat them by a sliver by an actual sliver. Remind me when was this filmed, Ronnie? Was it this past summer or was it last year? It was this summer, right? Yeah. It was this summer. So it's just kind of funny because, you know, maybe if it had been like one year earlier, Ramona could have been like, well, we don't

have the highest ratings, but we're like the best regarded. But like after the season that New York just had, wow, Ramona, like speaking out of her ass in ways that are truly like we've never seen her before. So Ramona's like, so then Ramona's defense because it doesn't matter. International, but international. So then, the way I was like, well, in our own mind Cynthia, we're number one. So then Teresa is like, okay, okay. Well, Kwame, when you've invented the mules, that's defined a franchise. I literally invented table flipping. He's not invent tables like it, but I was at a restaurant when I was in sixth grade Lovano's in white planes in New York and a lady slapped her husband and then flipped a

table. Now, I don't, that's, I don't know if she invented it. But she certainly was the first one who got in my brain. I was, I, to this day, I will always remember that. And then watching her walk out that restaurant, the whole restaurant was quiet, and she walked out in her heels, like, and apparently the waiter told us

that essentially she found out the husband was cheating. So she slapped the husband and then the daughter slapped the mom for slapping the husband. And then there was like a the husband and then the daughter slapped the mom for slapping the husband And then there's like a water thing and then the it was amazing It's truly one of the best things that ever happened to me. That really is and I don't want to take anything away from Teresa Well, I do but um She never even flipped that table. She looked at you and it dropped back to the ground That wasn't even a table flip so to say you invented what wasn't even a table flip

But a table lift and drop you did not I mean, there are plenty of five year old to have been doing that for years, right? Thank you. So Kyle tells us of course because Kyle will say it behind everyone's back but not to their face because it's Kyle She's like, well right now Beverly Hills has the highest ratings The agency so then ratings. Uh, uh, uh, the agency. So then, um, sorry, I can't get the rates. Why the way I'm sorry to interrupt you, because I did pause, but I have to say, I looked up the ratings in Atlanta slayed Beverly Hills again, but continue. Well, well, what was funny is that Kenya says New York, maybe she got them confused. Maybe it's her

dementia. So now, um, Cynthia somehow was brought a poster on Brooklyn onto this plane that somehow no one noticed that she had a poster all this time and she goes, everyone, this is Brooklyn, okay? And this is the first time that Kenya has left this girl in two years and this is a big deal. And because this is really the first time this woman has left this child, Kenya more in celebration of you cutting the umbilical cord and then she has these giant scissors and a ribbon. Why she's about to open up a hospital or something. First of all, are you allowed to have giant scissors on an airplane? Even a private one. I guess you can do everything on private, but what the hell is that? I can't take like, you know, more than eight ounces of

lube on a plane, but you can carry like two machetes joined together, but the fuck? Also, don't do an oversized prop comedy moment on a small private plane. It's just the proportions are all wrong. Like, wait till you land somewhere. We need space for this ribbon moment. But either way, she does it. And luckily, it's very quick.

And Kenya's like, I might have to cut a bitch with these scissors. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. And she's like, yeah, well, we just cut that on Biblical cord. But please don't use these on me later. So you did say on Biblical, didn't she? I was like, I think you're that right. I'm Biblical. Yeah, Biblical cord. It's a very holy cord. So Kyle is like, Cynthia, that was so baffled. Her mom, it voice. And Kintia, Kenya's like Cynthia, that was so baffo! I'll turn her up, it voice.

And Kenya, Kenya is like, I have so many sources of stress in my life and she knows more than anybody else. And so Cynthia is like, and also guys, she's going through a divorce. Almost everybody on this plane has been through a divorce. So cut the crap. And so Kenya is like, yeah, I do have a court day. So guess what

this is leading up to? Cynthia would like to request that we consider giving Kenya the master suite. That is wrong. That is bullshit. There's a bold, bold move. So Kyle is like, I mean, I think it's a little bit out of left field. I mean, everyone can sit here and give a reason why they deserve the master bedroom. I mean, Ramona, she's got divorced out of left field. I mean everyone can sit here and give a reason why they deserve the master bedroom I mean Ramona. She's got divorced Melissa Gorga will probably get divorced and I'm just exhausted from shooting the future film Halloween So I mean we all deserve a good bed So Cynthia's like well, I'll I'll give up my room to make sure you have a good room I'm Melissa's like wow, but a good friend and the man's like Ramona wouldn't do that for me that's for damn sure. You know what I remember when I was getting divorced from Merio and like I

lost 15 pounds so it's kind of like you could only dream about that coil right? Maybe you should get divorced too. So I couldn't eat it was like traumatic so I agree give it to Kenya and I'll take one of the next best rooms of Kai It's like you know what I contacted my friend John McDonald Kai He has a restaurant called the Cawt Shack and doing I with a six years ago. Don't tell him okay Don't tell him the way what happened to him. I'm listening like is that the one where you were cockblocking everybody We can equip up with that Which I had told you forgot about So I remember I was like you know what I was into him and I was flirting okay and can he goes what happened? And she goes well that was when I decided I couldn't be with my ex husband anymore. It was over okay

So Katie I goes so you were married at the time Yeah, and you were flirting with this guy. No, I said I was getting divorced you cheating on me for a year okay And she's like but you said you were cheating on him one minute ago. She goes, no, yeah, because I'm fucking divorced bitch. Okay, that's what I was saying. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh like excuse me because you don't understand the thing that I said okay well why you call me a bitch because you didn't listen to my words okay I got a good smell okay I'm bad delivery but I have words like it's listen to you okay and she's like what you're not gonna do on this trip is call me a bitch and she's like well don't put words in my mouth okay which is hilarious because every fight almost every fight they have is that they don't listen to the other one like they're all of our stupid things because neither one of them which is hilarious because almost every fight they have is that they don't listen to the other one.

Like they're all of our stupid things because neither one of them listened to what the other one was saying, right? So Ken, you guys, oh, you have no idea who I am. You better ask somebody. Yeah. Which I think it's kind of, that's what I love about Kenya is that she has

that she does have that reputation like, oh, you don't mess with me. Like, like when I'm not even like pontificated about it, just that's what I love about her. So, um, yes, they're fighting and Kenya's like, I mean, you said you were flirting. I mean, who else? Her and she goes, and I was getting to force. Am I not allowed to flirt when I'm getting to force?

Okay. Guess what? I flirt by the ocean. What I don't do by the ocean is I don't, we're masked by the ocean, okay, but I do flirt. So Melissa's like, Ramona just apologized. You know what? I'm starving, okay?

Maybe I'm taking you wrong and I apologize. And Ken is like, you're taking a lot wrong because she's not gonna have any Ramona quick apology. And Kyle's like, how did this even go south? So Cynthia said, look, she did a call apologize for calling you bitch. And Kyle's like, by the way, the flight attendant just parachute it from the plane. Yeah, because you see the bad flight, and just like running out of there. And it was like,

fast in your seat belt, girl, the opposite of my singing not flat very bumpy So, Kenya says, okay, well, I'm gonna be the one to let it go and be the bigger person It's like no, cuz she actually already apologized, but okay So then they see the Turks and K-Cos and when I was like look at the color of the water girl It matches my statement necklace. And then Kyle's hat flies off on the tarmac, which for some reason really made me happy. Like I love that, that, like glimmer of panic that Kyle gets when she thinks that her hat may just blow away forever.

I know, you guys, I'm really insecure about my hats. So, so then Melissa, what do you think if if anybody can guess what Melissa's first words were, okay I'm gonna give you multiple twice. Was it A, Woohoo, B, oh my god, or C, it's so hot. I'm gonna say it's so hot. It's so hot. It's so hot. Thanks Melissa. I put W idiot. So then the car is Ramonan Luer in a car, and then Kenya is in a car with Cynthia and Kyle, and Kenya's like, okay, her calling me out on my name was not cool.

And Kyle's like, here's the thing. I started reading things about all of us before I got here. Everyone's saying that Ramonan's gonna start calling Kenya Porsha. Kyle is so up in all this social media, right? So she's probably just like listening to us now, while we record, somehow she's listening right now.

So then we see Twitter, we see some tweets, and one tweet says, it's pretty much gonna be Ramona versus everyone, isn't it? And then another tweet says, at Ramona we'll call Kenya Porsche and so Kyle goes, and I didn't know what that meant. And then today she totally did it. Isn't that funny Kenya? Am I getting you riled up? Am I getting you riled up?

Yeah, and then we see the clip of Ramona like, well, you know what? I think the Porsche should get the master and their like her name is not Porsche. Why are you calling your Porsche? She's you know what? Cause I only know Porsche, okay? I don't watch show to recently. So I hear about it. Sorry. I only watched Porsche. I only know Porsche. So Kenya is like, well, I think it was an honest mistake, but I don't think she should do it again.

Cause she's going to do it like five more times. Yes. So they're talking, Carl's asking them who they get along with already or in their cast and Cynthia, like, Cynthia and Candy best and Kenya, this everybody. And Carl's like, well they get along with already or in their cast and Cynthia like Cynthia and Candy best and can you let everybody and Carl's like well everybody but Porsche she goes basically.

So then Melissa and Teresa like oh wow the water so beautiful and Melissa you know this fish that they swim up on your feet here and she's I don't like that. She's like no no it's like nice fish like nice that would be in your fish tank, you know like little little demons I like it. I like it. I like it. I don't like no fish just touching me So then Luan is in the car with Ramona and she's like Patrick could you please turn the air down a little? No nothing. Okay I wonder how big the island is. Patrick! Patrick, I think it's got a head piece in.

Anyway, I'm really excited about our villa. I can't wait to see what the room's like. Patrick, for crying out loud, turn the air down. I'm dying out here. This is how you treat talents. So then back with Kyle and Cynthia and Kenya. Kyle's like, oh my god, Cynthia, your nipples showing. And sure enough, Cynthia's whole boob is out of her.

Just out. It's not just the nipple. If that old boob is out, L-boob is out. So they get to the house and it's Triton Villa. Yeah, Triton Villa and we have Michael the concierge. And he's like bossing the staff around. He's like getting them all ready for everyone's arrival. And Kyle's like, are you Michael? So nice to meet you. Thank you so much. Oh Michael, hi, I'm Count

Luangelo Saps, I'm sorry, I'm a bit sweaty. Unfortunately, Patrick didn't hear my requests are on the air conditioning. Oh, that's alright though, simple mistake. Wow, talking to Michael on the phone is one thing, but talking to him in real life is a whole new experience. And Cynthia's like, oh, I'm gonna keep this guy from my girl Kenya. And you know, basically they all think he's cute. Most of the time, I'm very scared for this man. Yeah, and then meanwhile, Ramona just marches

into the house. While they're also gathering themselves in the driveway. Ramona marches into the house while they're also sort of gathering themselves in the driveway Ramona marches We're the near the biggest room. Excuse me. Is there a servant here? You could tell me what the biggest room is anyone anyone at all. Yeah And these ladies are all acting like they've never seen a housewife show before like yeah It's not only Ramona show that everybody runs to get the best room It's literally all of them except I guess how it points out that they don't do that on Beverly Hills and I had to actually take a moment and I guess they don't do it on Beverly Hills, huh?

I don't remember. I feel like there's probably a moment where they do that. Like I'm sure there's like some silly moment. I'm not sure, but LeWann of course is only too happy to throw Ramona under the bus. Oh, well, look at Ramona. Hey, everyone, Ramona's in the house. All right. It sure wants the bedroom. That's right. Ramona under the bus. Oh well, look at Ramona. Hey everyone, Ramona's in the house. All right, she wants the bedroom. That's right, Ramona is going for the master bedroom, everyone, go, attack, attack. I got your back, Ramona, don't worry.

But that is what Ramona is doing. She's going through like, well, this one has a bathroom. That one has a window. So that one has the, you know, she's going through every room. And Lou adds like, can we at least take a tour first? And Melissa goes, look and not claim. Yeah, there's not going to work with Ramona. Not going to work at all.

So Ramona finds a room and they want to put Ramona in the bunk bedroom. But she Ramona says, you know what, I just drove the best room. I mean, listen, as I said before, I'm the most senior here. And all my fans are saying, you better get the best room. I mean, listen, as I said before, I'm the most senior here, and all my fans are saying, you better get the best room. So like, maybe I should get the best room. And maybe I should care about these things. I mean, I just realized I'm a celebrity this afternoon, okay?

So I gotta support what the fans think, okay? Does Ramona really have fans telling her stuff like that? I don't think she does. I know she has followers, but every time I see comments on Ramona's posts, they're like my god you're such an idiot I love it keep it going good job who are the Ramona stands out there that are like encouraging her to behave this way who is Avery and Priscilla like I think so you do deserve the best Rima so Kyle's outside and she's like whatever she's on one of those big circular swing things, which I'm sure Vanderpump has on her

most recent vacation as well. And she's like, you ladies can fight over those rooms all you want. We don't play like that in Beverly Hills. Yeah, you guys just get stuck with the rooms that you don't want and then just say things like, I feel bad because I didn't really want this room, but I also didn't want to say anything to her

because she's going to a divorce. Did I say that? So then like that's how they operate. So now they find Ram really want this room, but I also didn't want to say anything to her because she's going to a divorce. Did I say that? So then, like, that's how they operate. So now, they find Ramona in this room and she goes, everyone's like, see, you're already okay. I picked one of the bedrooms, not the bedroom, but I'm taking this bedroom. Oh, get your ass out of bed. It doesn't work like that, okay.

There's other woman here because someone get this, get Ramona out of this bed. Patrick. Patrick. And something. Cynthia's like, who died and you made, made you boss. And why wasn't I invited to the ribbing kind of ceremony? I would have made you a poster board. And Ramona's like, I'm out. Out this is where guy.

It's a little man. It's like, you know, I'm so used to being embarrassed by Ramona that I kind of doesn't face me anymore. So it's not seer get called out again. Finally, it's just wonderful. So Ramona's like, Po doesn't face many more. So it's not seer get called out again. Finally, just wonderful. So Ramona's like, Poisha, you get the main room. And now it's like, okay. And then you know Ramona is doing it on purpose

because she's sitting there with that evil smile. Like what? What? Trying not to laugh. And Cynthia's like her name is Port, is not Portia. It's Kenya. And Ramona just keeps smiling. And Ramona goes, ooh, no,, that was a faux pas, Kai.

That was a faux, that was a faux faux, faux pas. Yeah. So, and then we, One year earlier, we get a clip of Ramona calling everybody by the wrong name. And then she tells us, you know what, maybe I knew that deep down, and that's why I said, I don't know, Kai.

I apologize if I didn't know the deep down, deep down, I apologize to deep down from up here. Sit. And most of us like, I need to act properly darling. You're not being a team player and you're putting your dirty feet inside someone else's sheets. I already, so you're not special. Yeah, I am. I'm like compared to most of Gorgas, monomy have a point. So I'll swinging downstairs still.

And she's like, you know, I think that Ramona's gonna be my roommate in the bunk bed room, mother Mary of God, please. It's like, I know I'm Jewish now, but please. And then Ramona of course is asking for someone to bring her luggage up the stairs. I'm like Ramona, at this point, you should just pick rooms on the first floor.

And then Kyle goes, you know, I can't be fighting for a room. It's beneath me. I don't care. We have beautiful homes in Los Angeles. So obnoxious. Yeah, she really is. I mean, everything Kyle says is like, well, in this town, in this town, I have houses. Yeah, it relates back to Beverly Hills every single thing. So Cynthia and Kenya got a Ramona's room

and Cynthia's like, yeah, you know what? She can't just do all the things she's done and then think she gets the best room after that. So Kenya and Ox and she's like Ramona and they go in but Ramona's in the shower. She's like, what? What Ramona showers just like you think, like this with the shower thing.

She's just like, she's doing like car wash techniques on her body, you know? And she's like, and she just full on naked. And I thought she was going to be horrified. I thought she was going to get so angry that they walked in with a camera. But she's like, whoa, get the camera. Me. I want to flirt with me. Okay. So they're all like, whoa.

Okay. So Kenyan sent me a go app. But then Teresa goes looking for Ramona and Teresa walks in with Michael. guess the camera man wants to flirt with me okay. So they're all like, whoa, okay. So Kenyan sent the go out, but then Teresa goes looking for Ramona and Teresa walks in with Michael. She's like, oh, she's making it. Okay. Baron. I'm not on. And Michael's with her. So everybody's like, oh my God. I can't believe she's making what you guys are going into a closed like, oh my God, I can't believe she's naked. Well, you guys are going into a closed room. I mean, I know she stole it, but still, of course, Ramona goes straight to the shower to steal that room. And Teresa goes, Michael, do you like what you saw? And the way I again, having Ramona's back goes, you didn't sign up for a senior citizen,

Michael, you can stay with me. I love to think I'll keep calling Ramona old. It's like, don't throw a wrinkle when you leave when you live in a jowl house. You know what I mean? And then Kenya is like, you know there's an old saying, you know, when you've shown your ass, we've literally seen Ramona's ass. Yeah. So then Ramona has a very important call to make to her assistant Sean. She's like, Sean! Well, you know what? Thank you so much for putting a book on my luggage because my luggage is locked because what? You're gonna send me the call hack! What's the number? 10246. Oh, what is it? So then I wish I could have a baby. Two, four, six, oh, one. So then Ken is Kenya's face timing her aunt leaves.

She's she Kenya's checking on the baby, but she can't see the baby, the baby's asleep. And then Cynthia they're ordering cocktails, margaritas and stuff. And Cynthia's like annoyed because she felt like the whole ride over. She was supporting Ramona. She was, you know, defending her and saying, give her one more chance. But then Ramona up and calls Kenya Portia again. And that really annoyed her. And then she went to the bedroom like that. And she's sitting there talking to Teresa who God knows what Teresa is even absorbing, right? Because she's just sitting there blinking. So Cynthia's like, well, I think that we need some ground rules because the the worst thing is to be in a group of women

and nobody wants to hang out with you. No pun intended. And Theresa's like, we just hear the seagulls. The seagulls are like, while Theresa's sitting there confused. But also that wasn't a pun. So Teresa's not really wrong, right? No one wants to be in a group of women that no one wants to hang out with you. No pun intended. She's still trying to wrap her mind around the concept of a scarecrow.

She's like, why don't you ask gay crows, huh? So then Cynthia's like, I mean, that whole seniority thing, I mean, I've been on my show for 11 years. And she's like, I started my show. So then there's like a moment mean, that whole seniority thing. I mean, I've been on my show for 11 years. And to me, she goes, I started my show. So then there's like a moment of like, who's more popular? So Teresa looks up Ramona on Instagram and she has Ramona has 869,000 followers.

And then Teresa looks up her numbers and she has 2.2 million. She's like, yeah. I win, dude. So Cynthia's like, I mean, if you're the oldest in the grown-est, you need to talk to most sense So she think how long is she? All right, it's like 65 if that's the case is that when did the mentor thing stop setting then

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So then Ramona is now talk now Ramona has like gone and found the staff They're all like in the in the kitchen. Just you know what guess what? I'm friendly or did they help these days? Okay? Guess I'm taking a poll alright? Okay, we're on a TV show. I don't know if you know this world very famous people okay? So we're on a television show. I don't know if you own TV's I can't tell her poor or rich you are okay So I'm the longest running OG. I don't know if you own TV's, I can't tell her poor or rich you are, okay? So I'm the longest running OG, I don't know what OG means, but I'll just say it, okay? And I've been filming since 2006, but Kenya is going through some really difficult

times, so I said, you know what? Give her the best room, because she's sad and lonely and has no husband, and I'll take another, okay? And explain what I did wrong, because I'm not getting it, what did I do take another okay and explain what I did wrong because I'm not getting it what did I do wrong okay. And Michael's like well you come with a very different approach isn't that good? You're what? You think it could be different? Okay. He's like yeah and I think that's what makes you so wonderful. I get it Ramon. And she's oh my god. Whoa you just met me all right. You know me so well. Okay. And then the chef, the chef is like, that's my son because it turned out that the chef is actually Michael's mom. So then, while Ramona's talking.

That's your son? Oh my God, I love that servants have bring your baby to work, they too. That's nuts, okay? You're what? Next you're gonna be able to vote in the elections. Scrooge. It's so exciting to see that you're his mother because I've always wondered what it must look like to see a mother who actually looks way older than her child because for me

My my daughter is basically like my sister. We look the same age, okay? So then Kyle is at the day they start gathering to have some lunch, right? And so Kyle's at the table as she sees Ramona's outfit and Ramona is just wearing one of those fish net Cover-ups and a thong Yeah, I was like, why do I have to look at her butt while I'm eating? Yeah, and the Ramona comes over like are you wearing under anything under that and she's like they're like you're topless And she's like no, I have nipple covers. So she's basically wearing a cover up over nipple covers and a thong And it's just very you know, we have to, not tensly, we have what's our buttons.

What's our buttons? The other blonde light, Leah, we have Leah to think for that. Leah, Mick Sweeney, that's right. So then LeWann's like, oh, I'm going to go for a swim. So then Ramona goes with LeWann to go over to the beach and everything. And you just hear Ramona distancing. I mean, they put a block in my back for security, but it comes with a code.

And I can't even open it, okay? It's just, you know, she's probably talked to everyone about that padlock. I know. So Trees like, you know what? That's not right. You know what? Like, I don't even start to find.

I finished to find all right. But like, she said that thing about the skin crawl. And she wants to be friends with me skin crawl What that mean again I love that Theresa didn't even know what it meant. And she's just furious now about it Yeah Um, and so now so now it's cutting back and forth. LeWands in the ocean just like swimming

But Ramona won't go in the ocean because she's like, you know what, I'm afraid, but my cover up, I mean, like, what if it goes in the salt water and shrinks and then I'll have to be fully naked when Michael's butt look comes over, would last thing I want is for him to see me naked again, okay? Fuck you. So then back at lunch, Teresa's like, Michael, get tommas one tonight,

he's gonna be like, did it. So he tells them the plan. They're gonna go on the beach and they can wear flats and Teresa goes off to get ready. And Melissa and Kyle are left there talking and they're talking about how it's weird that everybody is just like they are on TV. And Kyle's like, well, I mean, if they're being themselves, yes. Like I'm sure I'm just giving off the air of someone who's been in a future film recently with Mr. Michael Myers.

Thank you so much Melissa. No autographs right now. Yeah. So they call their husbands. Well, they call Joe and Joe's like, what are you doing? How could you beat them without a husband? That's nuts. What are you guys doing?

And Kyle goes, how are you? I wrote that down with lots of views. I was like, this tribute to Ronnie. And then, um, Hey, where's your good looking husband? Where is he? Yeah, she's like, are you talking away? So anyway, 540 PM, Taxi's already Ramona calls John over or she calls Oh, yeah, she's like whoa John the way from Okay, oh, and then he answers like yeah, look at you like she's just talking to herself The guy never even answers the phones like well

Hot me I have to scrape I have a welcome suitcase I didn't have the call And he's like short list and she's and she's like, whoa, are you like me? Just out of the shower still with the the dewy sweat on your nipples, because you didn't wash it all the way off. Maybe we should take another shower together.

They get together. Whoa. He's like, just happened to step out of the shower. The second I was going to be on TV cameras and she's like, well, got my hair to be... The... Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! His sequels are just hitting up against the window every time Ramona laughs, you know?

They're like, the mother chef's calling! Who needs a scare, Crow, when you've got Ramona's voice? So last time I saw John was many years ago, so it's not, I feel like I'm gonna make a little bit of an entrance, okay? And then we see a flashback of her just like, grazing his biceps. And she's like, you know what, I just want to look, you just want to look kind of good for John, okay, because it'll be interesting to see if any of the sparks fly or not, okay? He's like, okay, well I'll see you later, I'm not dressed.

I'm just, you can just go naked, baby. He's like, okay, well, I'll see you later. I'm not dressed and she's just just going naked baby The phone just is so funny My phone and the phone can't even make that bitch Serious like I quit so so now Kyle setting up some shoes and everything and she's like, um, Melissa your necklace is on backwards because Melissa's wearing a necklace that says Melissa. And some Melissa goes to the mirror and she goes, no, it's not, see, it's perfect.

It's the mirror. And she's like, oh my God. And they like laugh. They'll scare a grown woman. So Melissa's like, this is somebody's literally writing every move online. Like this is met. Like, verbatim, somebody's talking,

not me because I don't do that, okay? I do not do that. And I was like, oh my god, I don't do that either. I just read it incessantly at all minutes of this actual show, but I never, never, never do this. And this sort of situation has never happened even on my own show once very famously before.

I know. And you just see like Vanderpump behind a curtain like, hmm, it's magic, isn't it? famously before. I know. And you just see like Vanderpump behind the curtain like magic. I think she just like throws down a smoke bomb and like like smoke shows she just disappears. I'm everywhere I know where. So um so then Kyle's reading a headline or or something that's posted on Instagram that's like the housewives have arrived in Turks and Kekos and I'm told Ramona instantly ran to the best bedroom and Pist off all the other women and she's already called Kenya bitch and they haven't even been there an hour

And also Kenya looks absolutely radiant Yeah, and most it's like oh my god word for word and so they're trying to figure out who it would be and She's like okay, well, let's see. I mean, it looks like Kenya. I guess this guy's like a Kenya fan or something. So they're like, well, I mean, obviously he likes Kenya. And so they're like, okay, well, let's see who follows him. And they search and of course, Kenya follows him.

And it's a TMZ guy. So they know, I mean, it's obviously Kenya. But it even tries to hide it when it's her, right? Yeah, exactly. So now it's time that they get into Vans to go to Dukkansk Shaq and Kenya like opens up a Vandora and she sees Ramona there and she's like, I'll sit in the back. Of course, I picked the car with the asshole in it.

Ramona's like, no, what? I know I can be trapped in the trolling, but you know what? Even I wouldn't want to be that way to somewhat met the first time, met somebody on that day. Wouldn't be them to them. I wouldn't be like that to them. That's like shut up, Ramona. You don't even try to make sense,

because you're so foolish. You're shitty to people all the time for no reason. Yeah, yes, exactly. I met you Ramona once and you were shitty to me. How about that? Yeah, I've never heard a story because you know, we've heard lots of stories over the year. I'm like, oh my god, sorry, Ramona. I met Ramona. I've never heard of a good story of Ramona. Never. Never. Never. Never. You know, we were actually people don't know this. There was actually a moment where

we were going to interview Ramona for this show several years ago. And because it turns out that like my cousin's friend was her manager. And then even that didn't work out because then she fired the manager. It's just like because I'm just saying that not to be like, Oh, she fired my cousin's friend. It's just like she was so difficult, right? That like that like another thing. I didn't work out because Ramona. Yeah, she's notoriously terrible. So Kyle, Cynthia and Melissa are in the other car and Kyle's like oh my god I brought a book how stupid is that?

Kyle don't act like I brought brothers Karamazov. I was totally gonna read it. It's like Kyle, please I feel like Kyle just wherever she goes has the latest Lee and Mori arty book and that's it. And she's never read it. I'm not she's just going to tell everybody she read it while she's waiting for Reese Witherspoon to make a movie out of it or something TV show out of it. She's like, I keep on waiting for her to talk about her carnival past. No, Kyle, that's Leanne lock in. You totally gone to the wrong. Well, I really loved her in soap dish. No, that was Kathy Moriarty.

God, I just hope that Sherlock Holmes can get her. That's just the different, that's arch going. But I love it on crackers. That's Havarti, okay? Okay, I'll just shut up. You don't read, we all know it. I just want to learn how to make them. Those are lean twos.

They're not going camping anytime soon. So Cynthia's like, well, I'm just looking at the window and it's just so beautiful I was looking at the window in my room it's so beautiful out there I'm listening to goes I don't have a window but I did go on the balcony and since it goes well I don't have a balcony I'm listening like I know but that's eight days that's a long time to not have a window to look out of. It reminds me too much of my marriage. So, uh... You answered the other car going,

tell me about it. I see the wind pass it a band. Oh, I remember when I was thrown into the clink. Nolly did on Ava window. Even if there were a window, I wouldn't be able to see it because there were slices of balloon over my eyeballs on a catapult sandwich

as they threw it my face. Try pissing in a tin can, bitch. So, um, so then meanwhile in the other car, they're just like miserable. It's, literally, the worst pairing of Kenya, Teresa, and Ramona. And Ramona is trying to make small talk. She's like, you know, what, the sunset, what, what, what, when is it? 7 30? We get there at 7 30. It could be nice to see sunset on the beach. And they're all just like, die. Please just die

right here in this car. I just both ignore her. So then Luan, you know, everybody arrives and we're like, wow, this place is up and everywhere they go, Luan has like exclamatory remark, you know. It's like, wow! Wow! The water! And so, I wonder if there's gonna be an elderly woman with a Casio keyboard to play some cab race songs in the corner, because I love that. Yeah. So it's time for arrivals and Ramona dances in,

awkwardly, like only Ramona can, her like half waddle, half-dysney skeleton way, whatever she's doing, dances in there. And it was definitely a musical number from Coco, just like skeleton-y dancing. No, and that is not a veiled reference to Coco, who has died, resting his. Dave the dead, okay.

So she dances and then cries like, oh my God, if we all left, she wouldn't even notice. So Ramona's like, oh my God. So she hugs him and everybody else sits down and Ramona sits down and she goes, excuse me, ladies, Gaggy, this appetizer is on the menu,

but I love grilled shreds. It's everybody just want that. Yes, but I love grilled shreds. It's everybody just want that Yes, I would love some grilled shrimp in fact I put an order earlier with our waiter who is also our driver Patrick as a shrimp coming Patrick Patrick nothing Patrick they have any lamb here lamb give it a lamb Patrick lamb Patrick God damn it Never mind. So John comes over to the table.

He's like, hey, Ramona, I know what you like. And she's like, what do I like, John? He's like, tequila and poopin' in the sand. She's like, oh my God. Ah! Ah! Ladies, that's why we brought you some disinfectant and lice-all wraps for your feet.

And we're like, you know, seeing him for the first time in six years is nice. Ladies, that's why I brought you some disinfectant and lice all wraps for your feet Singing for the first time in six years nice. I mean here's a rock hot body He's a beautiful smile. He's a good flirt. My favorite pot is how he flirts with me by running away from it That's so 30 okay So Melissa's like I'm making small talk like is this your restaurant is very nice? He goes, oh, you guys say the sweetest stuff. Well, and she's like, well, here's turkey some cakes. Okay. What? I'm about to slice.

You can't eat them at the same time. But delicious and the same evening. Okay. This island is so small, intimate. Like my bedroom, have you seen my bedroom drawing? Was he my bedroom? And so she just flirting and call it's like, is she flirting? Is this like flirting mode? Oh my god. And then Kenny goes, kind of crazy. You got to watch. Kenny has a redone Kyle right away too.

I'm very impressed. Yeah. And Kenny is like, oh my gosh, she doesn't even have a bra on. And so Melissa's like, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed for her. And Keny is doing an imitation of Ramona. Like how she thrust her chest out. Like does that when she's flirting? Someone played the bongos. No, that's just Ramona's boobs flapping on the table as she deletes.

And the producer tells Ramona, why do you do that dressing thing? She's just, what? So embarrassing. I don't even know what's thirding that way. Ha! Ha! So the producer goes, you just winked at me when he said that.

She's, I know, I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. Guys, I have a question. Okay, working actress here. So Ramona, while Ramona's busy with her boyfriend, where do we think these crazy stories are coming from that are winding up on Instagram, huh? Huh? And Ken is like there's been leaking stuff. What?

And Melissa says yeah, and there's one specific guy Kyle. What's his name? She's like, um, he's from TMZ and Kind of goes Anthony. I know Anthony and they're like, well, yeah, and Melissa's like you have a picture of Anthony on Instagram. She's yeah, I know Anthony Like she knows what they're trying to do. They're such yeah, there's such amateurs like compared to Kenya Kyle and Melissa versus Kenya. No, I'm sorry. It's not gonna work And so funny how they're acting is that they don't know exactly who they're talking about They don't know exactly what they want to say like who was that person? Has anyone know this? So Melissa's like so you're not talking to him at all? Can he's like, no, why would I call him from Trux and K.C.

I'm like, to shape the narrative in the media about Romano versus you. It's pretty obvious why you would. Yeah, and it's pretty obvious that it's her too, right? Yeah. And then she's like, Trux and K.C. But that's not an answer, ma'am. Okay. She goes, but that's not an answer now

I'm okay. She was well the people in the press love me and it doesn't mean I give them information and then Cynthia says listen I ain't saying that she leaked it, but all I'm saying is that she knows Anthony. Yeah, so cows like well Here's what I do whenever this happens you have to see who benefits. Well, you hate Vanderpump. And after that story, Leak, she left the show. So you benefited, I guess. Yeah. Thank you, Dan. Good bye, Kyle. So, um, so Melissa's like, well, as Ramona did what she did with her room, you know,

it was written on real time in Instagram. And then it like it said that she ran and got the best room. And Kenne goes, well, I heard that she does that all the time. And when I was, you said that she ran and got the best room and Kenny goes, well, I heard that she does that all the time. And I was, you worked, did I do what all the time? You don't know me. I don't talk to the press. I hate the press.

I hate the press so much. So that's kind of weird because I was like, hey, Ramona, weren't you flirting with John a second ago and now you're all this in your declaring? Although I don't think Ramona leaked it because why would she leak that she was being an asshole? Well, that was the thing at all. Ramona just wasn't listening. So she thinks that she did. That was, Ramona just wasn't listening. So she thinks that she's accusing her of leaking, but she wasn't.

Can you was saying, I hear that she's always running to get the first room. So why is that shocking that that would be the news, right? Someone's probably just making it up because it's typical Ramona. So and it's so funny because they don't watch each other shows because they just don't get each other at all. They're so off put each other. Ramona's like because they don't watch each other shows because they just don't get each other at all. They're so off-putting each other. And Rume was like, you don't know me. And she goes, I'm saying in my point is told me someone you run to the room all the time. And she goes, well, you're the one who got the best room, okay?

And Kras, like, listen, not all your friends are on a TV show. What do you do on vacation when the rest of your friends want a room? She goes, there was give me the best room. I think she's like, why? Because I'm Ramona, okay? She goes, why? Okay, because you're Ramona. She goes, I'm very lucky. I'm a blessed girl, okay? And this is a girl.

I basically look like I'm 18. I may have, I may be 65 years old, but I have the bosom of an 18-year-old. Okay, I'm even younger than my own daughter. And Ken is like Ramona, you came in looking for that best room. She was listening. I have that delivery. Sorry, okay. And she stands and lifts her glass. She's like, sorry, it's my bad delivery. I'm bad behavior. I'm sorry. And she gives her shrug toast, where she's like, man, shrugging. I'm an apologizer. You know what? The apologizer, don't you know?

Don't you know of the apologizer the apologize? Huh? Huh? Huh? And then the WAN and the confessor and the interview the WAN grabs a microphone and goes Ladies and gentlemen the one and only Ramona the of all a And came just like but there are people that don't even want to be in the same car as you Ramona And she's like sorry She was so do you want to be alone here? She goes I don't know. Do you want to be in the same car as you Ramona. And she's like, sorry.

So do you want to be alone here? And she goes, I don't know. Do you want to be a friend to anyone? Do you want to be a complete asshole? Ramona's like, I am not an asshole. Well, you behaved like one. Well, I'm sorry. Feel that way.

It's not how I feel Ramona. I think everyone feels that way. You are being an asshole. And I'm saying that you're behaving like an asshole So if it looks like an asshole walks like an asshole talks like an asshole. It's an asshole Well, you know what's funny because actually I said you should get the best room Is that being an asshole or just being someone who's naturally beautiful and sortacious and just out of the shower? Okay? Well, she happens to poop on the ground a lot too. Don't forget about that one. It'll really make your analogy sing

Ramona you disregarded everyone else says Kenya and the way I goes that's the real issue actually the real issue is where the hell is my shrimp Patrick will call you out loud on the cabaret star and Cynthia's you know Ramona. She just does not know how to read a room. She needs somebody to say friend you know, Ramona, she just does not know how to read a reel. She needs somebody to say, friend, you're fucking up. So she pulls Ramona aside to have a private talk. And she's like, now, I've told everyone you're nice, but when we got here, you went into this whole thing about not getting to know everyone and how you handled that situation on the

plane, you call it Kenya, bitch, and she goes, you know, what call all my friends bitch? Can I have another glass of wine bitch, okay? Let's see. Happy birthday, bitch. So, Cindy is like, okay, yeah, but you don't have that relationship, okay? And this is a group of situation, but you weren't being a team player.

So, you know what, in my mind, I don't think I did anything wrong. But now hearing you, I did something wrong wrong and I'm taking it in, okay? Sort of like what I hope to do with John later tonight. Take him in. I mean you came out of the house. You got the bed. No, what was trying to be funny? Which of course is hilarious because she kept that room, right? Yeah, something's like listen. We're here to get to know each other. So we all have preconceived notions about our personalities

and Ron is like, how can I rectify it? She's like, oh my god, you really are the asshole. Literally. Yeah. Okay. And then Teresa's watching from afar and goes, do you think that Ramona's upset right now? And the way I'm once again having Ramona's back

is, well, I would be mortified, right? I'm mortified. She just that's Cynthia to unpack for. I mean. So, Ramona's like, okay, you know what? I'm gonna say, listen, I have the worst delivery, okay? She's, don't worry, I'll be your wing man. Okay, I didn't know you knew how to fly, but okay.

All right, everyone, okay, all met. Listen, I'm tough Okay, I grew up tough. Okay, I had to be tough in my marriage. Okay, sometimes I steamroll. Okay, that's just who I am I'm sorry Romana is really used learn to use that childhood whenever she's in trouble What? I do it because I had a rough childhood. Okay, okay, then all this fun. You totally deserve that room. So Ramona's like, let's role play, okay? You can teach me how to be a decent person. You know what, girls?

I just wanted to say, I'm sorry. Well, I just wanted to say that I understand that it's difficult during COVID, but I want a big wedding. Okay. What's up? Do it with anything. Okay. So now,

so now, Ramona, I think that now goes over, just to talk to the woman, and she's like, whoa, okay, I was just play rolling with my man wing, okay? I want to talk to you guys, okay? Because I'm being serious, okay, this is serious, all right? So I really started off in the wrong foot when we got into the house and I made the energy bad. Okay, but we're all together to have a good time. There was no intention to be this person that you're feeling that you're subjected to. So please forgive me and I want to stop fresh. Okay, I did the wrong thing. Okay, I did the wrong thing. And in the what? Cynthia, I will marry you during COVID.

She's like, that's all I wanted. Thank you. And so, like can you just say 10, 10, 2020 just once 10, 10, 20, 10. No, no, 10, 10, 20, 20, 20, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 20, 10, 20, 20, 20. Well, I'm not holding my breath on that one, Lueanne. So she's like, yeah, but what about the scarecrow thing? And boom, and Ramona's like, you know what? Didn't even know you, guy. And Ken is like, yeah, but the same, something like that about someone you don't even know,

Ramona. And the producer's like, Kenya, Kenya, come on now. Don't you think that's a little hypocritical coming from you? And she's like, no, I never said that to someone. I don't know just to people I know. And two years earlier, we see like a montage that includes her senior Ducador and saying, oh, Cynthia, where do you, where do you always get these strays from, honey?

And then it comes back and Kenny goes, okay, yes, I've said things that are terrible to people, but it was always justified after I got to know them. So, um, so now Ramona, this is what's funny. So, you know, Ramona going up against Kenya, I don't, she, I think Ramona has finally met her match in Kenya, but with Teresa, Teresa is very easy for Ramona going up against Kenya. I don't, I think Ramona has finally met her match in Kenya. But with Teresa, Teresa is very easy for Ramona. So Ramona does exactly what Teresa needs, which is that Ramona sits directly with Teresa, like practically on her lap. And she's like, you know what?

I was like talking about every girl on the trip. And I really love smart women. I only surround myself with smart women. I don't know why the whine is round, but other than her, I'm really, it's only in the sleep, but she's dead now, you know what? I forgot my point. I'm smart.

Kale, I mean, what of his name is that? The vagina lady, I don't even know what it is. Kelly Benson, I mean, she was an idiot too. So I wasn't really sure how bright you were. I'm like, what, this is not gonna, I'm like, how is this part of your apologies? I was talking about everyone, I wasn't sure how bright you were, okay. And then, Ken is like leaning in. She's like, she's like, louder, louder, project. She's not about her, it's about me and you, okay? So look, Theresa goes, yeah, but they all hurt it. And she's like, yeah, but I just want to say it to you, but you said

it to Kyle's. And she's like, yeah, but you know what? I'm just going to say it to you, okay? Because on your show, they say, you're not smart. And I hear all these little noises, but then on the plane, I learned that you have so together. and I really learned who Theresa is, okay? She's a lady who stands on a field with her arms spread to scare animals away from eating crores, okay? What? Crores are very smart birds, okay? They remember people's faces, okay? So to be the person that can scare a crow, you have to be smart to scare away a smart bird okay so actually I think that being a scare crow is the smartest sort of scaring thing that could be out there honest okay this smart and we see a clip of earlier when they're on the plane together for the first time

the first plane and Teresa's going I'm an. I don't got to prove none to nobody. And Ramona's like, you know what? I thought you're really smart. I'm amazing. But without you, we probably wouldn't have enough supplies to make popcorn. Okay. And Ramona's doing that thing. Teresa hates more than anything touchy-feel-y-ness. She hates when she has to like get touchy-feel-y with with the other girls and Ramona's like sitting right under black They give me a remote and so she's like all right All right, all right, all right, whatever, you know sometimes you gotta accept people for who they are You know, I'm a four times news Yorker best best smell in North All right, you know what I gotta have some smart stuff there, right?

What let's start fresh. And we can start fresh with your daughter who does cocaine and get to know each other on a new leveling plane. Okay? A new leveling plane. And she says, we all have preconceived notions about us, okay? Because a bullshit. So let's just start fresh, everybody. These are not preconceived notions.

These are you calling somebody a bitch and they're going to take the best room. I know. So Kenya's like level playing, not leveling playing. Did I say it wrong? It's fine. Boy, leveling playing. So then a bunch of musicians are like,

and your hair care dancers come in. They're like, Kenya more. It's like a drum line comes in. Kenya more hair care. And then Ramona's butt humping a tree. She's just like rubbing her butt up against the tree. That's not butt humping. That's wiping. She's like, I've seen how they do it on this show on the commercials. Okay, those bids know what's up. So then Kenya falls over in the sand and then we're like, bring it on. Let's have some fun. And then we go.

Housewives after dark, which is a segment they do at the end of all these episodes. Housewives after dark. So I haven't seen episodes two or three yet. So that's good to know. I was wondering if it was going to be an ongoing segment. So Cynthia's like, oh, I've never been so happy to see my room. And Melissa is saying how she needs regular soap, not body wash because she doesn't want to put like this all this scented body wash stuff on her, but J.J. Yeah. And which seems weird to me, but you know, what do I know? And then Cynthia, I mean,

I don't even know what a vagina is. Yeah. And Cynthia loves the confessional room, because they have like a little big brother style room, diary room that they go into. And Cynthia said they're all the time I feel like. So Cynthia goes in there to pat herself on the back for having Ramona apologize. Like it's something we don't see 20,000 times in episode, you know. And then Ramona and Kyle are talking in the kitchen and Ramona's like, oh my god, you know what?

What's your stomach? And Kyle's like, oh, look at it. And when you create a cycle, that's your body. It's not, it's okay. But it's not right now. You know what, so could you get on a plane at 125 right now? No, you know what? But you know, in a couple of days,

you can poop it all out and become like 124.5, guy. You know what I'm doing? I don't feel secure about my body weight. I literally just shit on the floor, just lose that weight, write that moment, okay? So Kyle is like, well, I have issues about eating in my body and that's a fact. And she's, oh, so growing up, did your mother tell you

to be embarrassed about your body? Did your mother do that to you? Which is like kind of like a funny, like let me just get right to the, get right to the core of it. And she's like, no, but my sisters were really skinny and like they were blonde and skinny and I wasn't. And I think it stemmed from that.

And I got boot bigger boobs in a bud. And I do feel like, you know, I was the chubby one when I was a kid. And I started to feel bad for Kyle that like this was sort of plaguing her. And then she tells the story. What I loved is that then she tells her story about her trauma, but at also the same time,

it's kind of like ragging about her accomplishments. And she's like, yeah. She's like, well, I was in a movie when I was 11 years old, and I went to school and a bunch of kids saw it. And we're like, oh, we saw you in the movie and you look fat. And all I could say was,

I know. I was like, oh my god. Kyle. That's such a herbal. Yeah, she's like, and when I call Jamie Lee Curtis about it, she literally cried on the phone. So, there was that. So Ramona

said, my god, I'm so sorry. You feel this way. Okay. And Kyle says, yeah, I was hoping that Earth side of Ramona exists because you know, she's the one who tells me that I'm thin. You know, and that's a good girlfriend. So I'm happy that that side's in there because the other side is scary. Yeah, boom, boom. Yeah. So then Ramona's like, yeah, Ramona's like, you know what? Just be with us, okay? Cause like maybe this is something you can work on

because like, now you're with women who care about you and like you and maybe you can work on your body image with us and like show us more of the body that you're comfortable with over the next few days. I'm like, listen, I, I would not say that this is a safe group for like, I'm all for Kyle pushing through her body image and getting to a place where she's comfortable with her body. But Ramona saying, like, whoa, because we're all here. And we all support you. I was like, this is the most

toxic group of people that you can ever decide to work your body images. Oh my God. But it also has the examples of just the blind self confidence of some of the women, you know, especially the New Yorker, like Luan and Ramona are both just like, can make it. No, what? It's been taken right now. Like they have so much self confidence no matter what. So maybe it would be good for her. I don't know. I mean, the other thing is, I mean, I thought the whole thing is like, with body image issues, you're not supposed to be like,

you have a great body though. Look at you, you look great. You have a great body. I thought you're actually not really supposed to speak like that because it's like, it's not supposed to be about the emphasis on the body whatever. So it just was funny to me about like how

Ramona was like, you know, trying to support her, but probably also contributing to, you know, further body image issues in her own way. Oh, Lord. So I just, I don't know, it's time. So at a Kyle, so I'm like, her, so then five days later, we see people sitting around the table and we're gonna say, I'd like to thank John, okay. And Trump's like, well, you know, I have to say, ladies, knowing I was going to be hanging out with you, I thought there would be a lot more drama

than their house band. And you're like, you should have seen what happened on the yacht. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, we really have to talk about this right now. Do we really have to talk about this? And Ken is like, well, we talked about how Ramona tried to blackmail Luan.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I would never blackmail anyone. So why you make him flies, Ken, yeah, don't blackmail Luana. I would never blackmail anyone. So why you make him lies, Kenya? I don't blackmail. I don't blackmail by the ocean. OK, I don't blackmail by the ocean. So funny. So that was so what it they gave like Ramona her first truly human moment in like two years at the end of the episode.

And then they're like, OK, this is a nice moment for Ramona. But just a reminder, she's a monster. She tried to blackmail Luan. Yeah. I tried to blackmail Luan, but so funny. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.

I feel like we're seeing the best of Ramona being a monster, as opposed to the dark side of her being a monster. We're seeing like the best of like Kenya being Kenya. We're seeing like I feel like we're seeing the best of all of them in a weird way. Yeah, I agree. Really fun episode. Love it next week for holiday week. We will have the next two episodes up.

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