Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Shaker What Your Momma Gave You

Episode Date: July 23, 2022

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it's Mr. Roni Karam, how are you Roni? Well, hello Benoony. Hi, we made it to the end of the week, isn't that exciting? We sure did, oh my God, we're here. Hello Friday! Hello Friday. Hello Saturday. Oh, so close.

So we're here to talk about the final episode of Girls Trip. A little girl's trip, Odyssey, has come to a conclusion. Before we get started with that, just a reminder that on Monday, Monday evening, we have take a seat that's on Spotify live that'll be at 10 o'clock on the East Coast, 7 o'clock on the West Coast. It's actually an interactive show. Like we talk, you talk, it's like we talk to all, we all talk to each other. It's really fun.

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So don't forget about that. It's really good. And this week on the bonus episode, we recapped the latest episode of Real House of Dubai. So go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends for that. And that's pretty much it. And of course, don't know. Also, we haven't mentioned in a while. Don't forget crap ends merch. Go to crap ends merch.com. We got lots of fun stuff up there. So just giving you gentle reminders that there's all sorts of stuff to really expand your crap in this experience. That reminder was so gentle. That's nice.

It's a gentle, gentle caress of a reminder. Just lightly a light whisper on the back of your neck. It sure was. You know what else was gentle? This season finale of Real housewives ultimate girls trip It was just gentle. It was like Guys, I smell fight. I smell really talk. I don't really do anything. I'm just kind of Smooth sales smoothly through the end of this weekend. Just you know, I don't know. Let's just make some jokes

Yeah, the show kind of the show sort of like climax. I would say two episodes ago, and then it's just sort of been, it's like a feather sort of lightly falling to the ground. And it's like a, it's been a very prolonged any moment and I think- It's one of the greatest artists of our time said. Have you ever been like a plastic bag flowing in the wind and then Jill be clean. And as another great artist of our time, one saying, Happy birthday to you. That's another great artist once said, short,, shots, shots, shots,

shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, yeah, I, um, uh, this is, I, I enjoyed girls trip season two. I thought it was a fun diversion, uh, but ultimately I think it really paled in comparison to season one.

I thought season one was actually. Oh, really? Oh, I'm, I'm totally opposite from you on that one. I love season two. Yeah, I love season one. I thought season one was actually. Oh, really? Oh, I'm totally opposite from you on that one. I love season two. Yeah, I love season two. I thought it was way better. I love them sticking them all in this one house. We're, we're kind of forced to be together more. I like the wives on it more. I liked all the cast members on it more. I, um, yeah, I like this one more. I, I, I thought the first one was really fantastic.

And I thought that it, um, I thought they're really interesting social dynamics to play in the first one. And in this one, I felt like it was mainly sort of just like flare ups of fights, which was entertaining. And I thought they were all, this was very entertaining to watch. But, um, I didn't feel, I, feel, I sort of didn't feel like there was a lot going on. It just was, it felt like it was just entertaining and that was it, and I enjoyed it.

I definitely enjoyed it, but I thought the first one was, to me, it was just a matter of life. I was just measuring how much I laugh, and this one I was just cracking up the whole time, so I don't know. But to each their own, you enjoyed this one. I enjoy that. When the point is we're all eating it bravo. That's right. We're all at the perfect.

We're all at the perfect. Yeah. That's right. So, um, so anyway, so the episode opens up, uh, they have, it's like a little bit. It's like Bluestone College for wives on pause. And the women are all in the confessional, which is basically duorinus attic attic and they're just like talking about the week being over and it being a wild ride and she was like, you know what, I'm a little sad. I'm a little sad to be honest and Taylor's like,

I'm a little sad and Brandy's like, I'm on over. Yeah. And then, Fadre and Dorenda are in bed together. Fadre's in her bedroom and Dorenda's like, you know a veteran, Torenda, are in bed together. Torenda's in her bedroom and Torenda's like, you know, you lunch, you let me tell you, Torenda.

You lunch started a whole trend to forgive me. You're happiness. I'm just not gonna let it go to that place today. I'm not gonna let, I'm positive, Torenda. Look at me, you're happy to meet the, yeah, I think I was 10 hours later. It was a joke, okay, I just said, you know what, I said, I just don't,'t you know don't yell at anyone Oh, yeah, and I said don't get out rigidly drunk and forget what you're doing and pull your shirt up As rest it's rest I like don't put your dress up your slap

My mother went for make it like so I don't give a shit really you know drowning my pool for I like At least it'll get some heating am I right maybe fun to remember So At least it'll get some heating, am I right? It'll be fun to render. So, um, then people are making their beds, and Eve is doing her show in the morning, and, um, Tamara is like, she's talking to her mom, and she's like, guess what, mom's that slut Vicki got broken up with by Steve, can you believe it? Can her mom say, well, well, that's too busy available now.

Is he available now, Tierra? And then Steve is so gross, by the way, he just did a Instagram or whatever where he's posting himself with this, you know, of course, like the dad camera where it's all the way down, you know, so you're like, he's double chaining it and he's holding a beer called Vicki and he's tasting. And he's like, oh, wow, that's bitter. This beer just stays bitter. Like, shut up, Steve. You wouldn't even have any followers if it weren't for Vicki.

You thirsty, thirsty, thirsty old coot. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You wouldn't even be able to run for governor for Vicki. So you wouldn't even have that 0.001% of the vote. If it weren't for V big you fucking loser and you're having me stand up for Vicki fuck you. Yeah shut up. In bread bitch. So then. So then Jills and downstairs in the kitchen still trying to make her banana bread

happen. So guess why that everyone I'm gonna make my banana bread now. It's gonna it's happening. Do the popular demand of me We're gonna make the banana bread in a shallow muffin tin everyone get ready. It's gonna happen. My god This poor Marco every day with you. Hi, Marco. Hi, kitchen. What are we doing to say Marco? Let's talk about it He's like, oh my god, please don't talk to me again. Yeah, I know. So then the plan is today, they're gonna go canoeing and then they're gonna have lunch at the Chesterwood estate and dinner at Hancock Shaker Village.

So, Dorenda is telling Marco, you're last day, you done a great job, Marco. Oh great, I mean, there were some bumpy parts, you know, because you were totally an after your job for Self-East rate is to know why it's so hard is it to be a butt-leaf? I got a lot Marko. Be doing great. Be doing great. You're doing great Marko for doing terrible.

Okay, now we're going to dinner at a shake of village. Otherwise known as, you know, up until 10 a.m. when everybody here has their first drink. but he has that first drink. A-ha-ha-ha-ha. Some back to Jill in the kitchen. She's like, all right, ladies, so this is how you do it. You open the package with ingredients in there and you put the ingredients and a lady goes, I know, I know how to open a package.

She goes, oh, you know already, great. I can't wait to have fish, speaking of fish. Does anyone want a signed photo from Willie, the friend of the film, Free Willie? Because I know him very well. I know technically he's a mammal, but he's in the ocean and he has a tail. So, you know what, I know him through Michael Jackson,

RIP, I was in friends with Michael, but I did the rugs for his version of the T-Cut bride in Neverland. He ordered online, but I drove them myself because who can trust UPS East taste? Do we have any more chocolate chips in the house? This bag has branding from the late 90s. I recognize this.

Are there chocolate chips here? You know, it so happens not only do I know free willie I actually know the man who made the little wall. He has a jump over very nice man. He's an audison. He came over from New Jersey. He does all our walls. He did so why whenever people slotted our walls they say, Jill, you've got such a great wall around your place in the him. Does I say it's because the guy from free willie who made the whale wall made it for me. Not to be confused with the whaling wall in Israel, which got the bit.

I don't get to go to this year because of COVID, a shame for all of our houses. So wrong, I want to go to Israel this year. Guy that was terrible, that time I was really almost canceled because I just kept half hashtagging things build the wall because I was just so proud of him. What a good friend of mine. People really got upset with that one.

So then, uh, uh, so Brandy comes down in the same dress that she was wearing last night and she's like, oh, walk of shame. Brandy goes, no, I don't have any shame. And so yeah, you know, it's a joke. Yeah, it's a joke. You know, walk of shame is when you hook up with somebody and then you leave the next day and you're embarrassed because you're in the same clothes.

Okay. I got it. Yeah, I got it, joke. So what are you making there? Oh, I'm making my world famous chocolate chip banana bread, which even though it's called banana bread, I'm actually just turning it into very flat muffins in a very flat muffin tin.

Oh my God, are those chocolate chips from the 90s? I remember that packaging. Yes, it was. Actors, very funny story. I was friends with Amelia toll of toll house. And actually, she's a wonderful girl. If you have any chocolate chips, call me. I'll call Amelia. You know, it was the best part. She lived in an apartment, you know. And they said, we should call this toll house. She said, you know, what truth in advertising? I don't know if I could do that. They said Amelia Grobo pair of heels, you know. So she did.

And it's toll house. And that's where we are today. Actually, you know, the funny thing is, I think that toll house cookies, I think toll house is an actual place. Because I, for some reason, I looked at something Wikipedia like two months ago, that the woman who invented chocolate chip cookies, she, like, was an inkeeper at a place called the toll house. And I think it was actually in Massachusetts, perhaps close to the burkshires.

I'm gonna look it up right now because I know everyone wants to hear about this, okay? Okay. How long does it take to make your little things, Jill? It's like 20 minutes, okay, 20 minutes. Okay, so I can go back to bed for 20 minutes, Gray. Hey, kitchen lady, what are locks? She's like, uh, salmon.

Ew, salmon is good. Yeah. How did Brandy get to her age? Living in Los Angeles without knowing that locks are. How, and by the way, the toll house of, home of the toll house cookies is from Massachusetts, but it's from Eastern Massachusetts, so not near the burchers.

So the full circleness of it is not quite as first full circle. I'm sorry, Jill Zaron. You know what? A cookie is a circle. That's the only kind of circle I'm worried about right now. I tell Allie all the time, don't worry about not getting that job because life is a circle. It's like a Tollhouse cookie and it will come back again. So in Vicki's room, she's like, oh my god, I look like shit.

Is there a basket I can put on? Gotta hate getting old. I literally hate getting old. Everything changes. You can't see where my glasses. I can't even see well enough to find my glasses. Where am I going then? To everyone's like, I love to remind Tiki, Tiki.

Vicky, she's gotta be 60. That's my favorite thing in the world to do. Y'all tag 60 around. Vicky, she's got to be 60. That's my favorite thing in the wild to do. Yeah, it's hagg, 60-year-old. So then they're going to their gift bag and they pull out these like towels that sort of have hoods because they're ultimately, we discovered they're like towel wraps but they don't know how to do it. So they're sort of like twisting them around

and trying to make them and they're like, this is ridiculous. Who would wear this? And then Fator walks in wearing one. Like, oh, she walks in wearing a real turban that's like done up properly, you know? And she even has the earrings stuck to the side of the turban, which is so funny.

So they're like, could you have me, hey, Vager, could you have me do this? I look like, and she's like, okay, well, first you do the, and she doesn't run, you know, it's like up the side kind of. And Vager goes, well, Vicki has somewhat first you do the and she does it wrong, you know, it's like up the side kind of and Vader goes, well, Vicki has somewhat of a potato head. So it was difficult. So then downstairs Jill's been out of bread is not working out well that she's having some great British

Bake Off chaos happening down there. She's like oh god These are stuck these are stuck. It's not good. It's not good. These are all terrible. There's nothing's working right And dangerous like now faders down there. She's well, I told you you need Pam. Well, I use Pam I guess I actually know Pam. I know the Pam. She's very lovely woman lovely woman. She invited to the Hamptons You shouldn't if you ever need any Pam, I'll call Pam. She'll send, she's friends with Molly and Butter too, also a very nice person. I don't know as well, but she seems very nice.

You know, I always want to bring Pam to parties in the Hamptons, but everyone's saying, oh my God, please don't bring Pam. She's really got slippery fingers. Okay. You know, he drops every glass of champagne she's handed. You know what I have to say, I often feel like I'm a little bit

of a better friend to Pam than she is to me. I'm just saying she never invites me anywhere. I invite her every place. But that's okay, that's why I am. I love to invite people. And if Pam doesn't want to invite me, that's fine. I don't hold it against her, but she doesn't invite me to play, so then people should know that.

That's okay. By the way, I will say this because we've gotten a few tweets about this. A few weeks ago, I pointed out, I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette for this one. This is gonna be a monologue apology. You owe a huge apology to America. It won't be a monologue, but it will be a moment, which is that I accused Kyle Richards of being a Pam hoarder

because she opened up her cabinet and she had three canisters of Pam. And I was up her cabinet and she had three canisters of Pam. And I was like, why does she have three canisters of Pam? That's ridiculous. Like, like, why, like, does she need to have Pam ready at all times? How much Pam is she using? Well, several people told me that when you go to Costco

and you buy Pam, because I haven't actually been to Costco in a little bit. When you buy Pam, it comes in a three pack, which makes sense because I noticed that one of her Pam's was an olive oil Pam and I was like, why does she have also a variety of Pam's? So she clearly had gone to Costco, which makes her actually a little relatable

and she got the Pam three pack. But that being said, I choose my reality because that's the world we live in. And so even though that is a very rational and reasonable explanation for why Kyle has three canisters of Pam, I am rejecting it because I like the idea of Kyle being a Pam hoarder instead. And that brings more joy to my life.

So yes, I understand why she has that Pam, but no, it does not get away from the fact that I still think she's a Pam hoarder. And I bet she probably has nine more pams in the pantry She probably does she probably has just the Pam you know when there's a Pam shortage Cause one of those people who opens up her cabinet and it's like there's all the Pam there's all the there's 80,000 Pams she gives Pam to she gives Pam to the poor she's like at Christmas I

Like to walk around a lot of thisid row and give Pam to the poor. The cow Richards X Jamie Lee Curtis foundation for Pam for porous. Pam for the needy. Pam for the needy. Cam, did you still another Pam? I think. You still another pound. I am a junior. I think. Hahaha. Hahaha.

It's a good sound. I'll just fall in right off her hands. I can't make it today. So now to Rinda and Jolor in the kitchen. Okay. Do you have anything to say after I went to bed? She's like, oh, there was a pizza party. There was a pizza party.

I don't even know you can get pizza all the way out. You know, there's something beautiful about you at this place. Let me see the youth. Yeah. Um, uh, she had never does like, you know, there's something beautiful about here this place. Really? Yeah. Um, uh, she had different, just like, you know what? You know, I'm not, they, they're, cup. That's kind of good. That's who I am, okay? Who do you guys think Brandy's gonna end up with in the end? And Taylor's like, pop-com, Bert.

Killing, killing. You're not really the one that makes that joke. By the way, so Durant is like, when I came to New York, I made a list of who I wanted for the future father of my child. You know, I've told you about the foot fetish. The foot fetish guy and just like, oh my god, what is that? What's a foot fet? Is that where they want to wear your shoes?

Federals, no, they want to be all on your feet. Just what? What is that? You know toes, penises on your feet, and she'll go, oh, you know, I had a misuse suck my toe once. It was bad. What kind of misuse was that? Did he tell you he was going to do it? Just, no, no, it was in the Hamptons. Okay, you know, I was there. He comes up to me. He starts sucking on my toes and I scream for Bobby and Bobby comes in and I said, the guy started sucking my toes and I scream for Bobby and Bobby comes in and I said the guy started sucking my toes and Bobby very calmly said, did you ask him

to stop? I said yes and he said so was the problem. I mean that was Bobby, even a kind word for the toe suckers of the world. And next time I saw that toe sucker, I looked him right in the eye with a big smile on my face and I said, hi! So I went up to him and I gave him a towel. I said, this is from Jillian Ali. Okay. You can't suck my toes, but you can suck on this towel. Enjoy. I just want people to be happy. Um, that's maybe a little too chill, Bobby, a response, I would say. Like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, There's like look what the cat dragged it couldn't find time for a bath the change of clothes nothing

Hey, you might need to have to sell sit She's like nothing I'm gonna take a shower so now now they're all getting ready to go canoeing And Vicki and Tamer are encountering their first chocolate Bobco, which is them. Like, I love all the women on the show, like interfacing with Northeastern Jewish food culture. Like, what's long? Like, what's this, a bob, a bob, a bob, a bob, a bob, a bob, a bob.

It's a bob, it's a carbon bob, a bob. It's a bob, a bob, a bob. Who's bob, who's bob, who's bob? Bobcat. Santa Graeme other, what is that? Bobcat? Who's Bob? Who's Bob? Bobka. Is that a grandmother? What is that? Bobka? Little Bobka. They're so confused by Bobka. It's a little... Is this an animal? Should I be afraid? Because Bobkas are scary. It's a Bobcat.

It bit me. Everyone. I need to be shot. The Bobka bit me. Was that the elephant and curious George? It was before. And he wasn't curious George. I just want to say to this that your husband was a great president. No, no, it's not it's not Barbara. It's Bob. Bob Cabush. I felt for her again. She was a great lady and I loved her dog. Class and Carn eh? She's a vigorous saluting the bobcat. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday parenting is unbearable.

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We'll talk about what went right and wrong, what would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So, Jill is dressed like a camp counselor, because now it's time for her event. And she's like, oh yeah, I went to camp years ago.

And it was a very, very bad experience. There were no celebrities there at all. There were just these three girls and they were so mean to me. Bethany, Ramona and Kelly, okay? But today I want to create it in a positive way. So hopefully girls who don't hate me can come and be very nice to me. Also, these people are celebrities. So hopefully somebody will want to have lesbian sex with me. That's all I'm saying. So, um, they're, yeah, they're going to go to, um, a lake to go canoeing and Vicki doesn't want to. She's like, I don't want to swim. Okay. Cause this could be like seaweed and bugs and stuff. Like, oh, yeah. Oh, God, you've had Brooks inside of you. Shut up. I Really I one thing I hate about swimming in a lake all the seaweed

It's true are they gonna be sharks are they gonna be sharks in there? I Love that she says I see we did it's literally like it's in the name Vicki. It's so In late that does not lake weed It's not, it's not Lakeweed. Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg you don't have to wait till dinner until you're like dropped at drunk to say it in a mean way in front of people you can do it right now Well Brandy if we put everything behind us and are genuine and try to get things off the table as soon as they arise The dream is for it to be the way it is now and we can have a clean slate and if you could maybe stop and if you could maybe stop weaponizing the fact that my ex-husband died by suicide, that would also be a great step in the right direction. So cheers, yeah, that'd be wonderful.

Hi, so my god, hi, so, well at least nobody's dead yet. Just don't drown anyone. Come on, God, get out of my room, bitch. Yeah, tell us, like, it was nerve nerve wracking to think about seeing Brandy again after so many years, starting off a little rocky. But in the end, there was nice to be able to bury some petty, petty things that happened a long time ago. Mainly that things that she did that traumatized me. I guess we could say they're pretty even though I still live with them on a daily basis, but that's fine.

That's fine. So then Vicki and Tamer is room. Vicki's like, oh my god. Tamer, Steve is moving his stuff out of the car, but out of the car, no. And he's moving to Puerto Fe, I don't, I don't wanna talk about this with the ladies. I don't wanna talk about it because they're cares.

They're cares about our life. They're care. Vicki, he's already been in Porta V yard. Are you sending yourself? Yeah, he left you with you. You're a girl, Vicki. A year ago. Tim was like, well, you knew it's gonna happen, Batch.

And Vicki goes, you know what, Tim, Rob, I thought he was gonna get his head out of his ass and be a family again. And I just, I don't wanna talk about this because people don't care. It's not their life. It's not their future. My future is undecided right now.

I'm basically, I'm an orphan. I've been orphaned by my boyfriend who is my parent because I'm an orphaned. You don't understand, you don't understand me now? You're a fucking your dad, Batch? Yeah, I was talking about that. But that's sex shot, Bocks. You know, it's also for me.

It's great. I don't have a feeling to hear that stuff from staff, but it's much better to say, yeah, because like she needs to hear, like, I don't like it. Stop calling me. Please stop. Please stop. Please keep paying my T-Mobile bill, even though I blocked you. Okay.

Batch. And Tim was like, are you gonna walk out that cry? She's like, I'm not crying, am I? Am I crying? Please keep paying my tea bubble, even though I blocked you okay And Tim was like are you gonna walk out that cry? She's like I'm not crying am I? You're crying you're crying So now they go to the lake and she's like oh my god. This is the river. Okay. This is so me a river I'm a river woman, moving water, brushing rapids, nature, nature, I say, are those, what are those kayaks? What are those? And Courtney, the lady goes, they're canoes, canoes, canoes, canoes. Contunes, is it like a combo, canoe kayak?

Nope. Nope. It's a canoe. Is it a sailboat? It's a riverboat. Can we go, can we gamble on this? It's a canoe. It's a canoe. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don It's a riverboat. Can we go, can we gamble on this? That's a canoe. That's a canoe.

Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that means. Oh, we can drive in the lake. Is that what, how that works? It's a canoe. Oh my God, are we gonna be, are we gonna be in the ocean on Bobcats? Get me.

So they, they all have to put on life jackets. And they have to like, there's like a whole lesson. of course women's like, okay, here's your paddle. So there's the grip, there's the shaft and the tip and time was like, why is my boat primitive? And just like, you wanna switch us with you? Just please be nice to me, girl at camp. She's like, all right. So they switched and now it's Eva and Brandy and they all get in and have wacky canoeing times.

I then courted by the way, I have to teach them how to paddle. So she goes, so basically just scoop the water, bring it back out, dig the paddle in, scoop the water and think he goes, Yeah, I think we can all figure that out. I'm like, uh, no, I would never believe it anyone here would be able to figure that out as evidence by your future canoeing ability in the rest of the scene. All right, I'm standing when it's a boat going to start pulling me. It's not water skis, ma'am. Okay, it's a canoe. I think when it's about gonna start pulling me. It's not water skis, ma'am. Okay, it's a canoe.

Anyone can tell me what a canoe is? It's still not getting. Now, today forget to put the filling in here. No, not canoli, canoe. What? So they start rowing around and to render crashes and to branding, they're all laughing and fridges. Like, this is a Friday 13 movie. Those

blunts always get paid up. And then, yeah, they're just basically canoeing around and during this like, you know, when I watch people do new things like canoeing, I always wanted like, what do they like in bed? Like if you're that sloppy in the canoe, what are you gonna do with that canoe? I'm making a penis gesture, you know what I'm saying? I'm making a penis gesture. You know what I'm saying? Because we all know if you're good in a real canoe, you're good with having sex.

That makes sense, you know? It's fun during the time. Now you all have the mental image of me fucking a canoe. You're welcome. But during the... I'd see you up by the way, Ronnie. This tip make me want to go canoeing.

I haven't gone canoeing in like 20 years or 30 years. Oh, really? Oh, we can print them out by my house because I live by a lake. You don't have a canoeing moment, didn't you? Yes, it's really fun, but God, my arms are very, very weak. Turns out I'm a very weak person, which I already knew, but floating makes it worse, you know?

I can't control myself and I'm floating but it's fine yeah yeah I used to I went to steeply camp in the Adirondacks in New York and so it was a lot of canoeing and it's a it's a joy you're getting out there my little paddle paddling around like these rowing teams here in Austin and you always see them if you're ever up early And if you see them on their big long can you just like Doing whatever like they look like little machines all rowing at the same time I'm like, oh my god. I'm gonna join that meet some gay people Yeah, I when I went to college I was like the

When you when you get there they like inund take you with all these activities you could do. And I was like, I'm gonna join crew. Like, that's what I wanted to do. I was like, I wanna join crew, I'm gonna be on the crew team, I'll be like rowing and stuff. And I went to the first meeting and they're like, okay, so you'll have to wake up at six in the morning and we do things called hills.

We're gonna run up and down hills with like boats. Like you're, it's just like aggressive work. Yeah, I was like, I'm not going to do crew. No. I'm not doing this whatsoever. You asked to Jay crew. The only crew I can have. Jay crew.

So then we got a Chesterwood estate and studio where they filmed Jurassic Park. So Doranda's like, everyone, this is where Daniel Chester French lived. He's the man he was commissioned to do the Lincoln Memorial. And he also invented mustard. So, hello Daniel. So, they sit down for like this fancy lunch and Joel's like, okay, you know what? I just want to give you guys a thought. Okay, and this thought was presented by Jill and Ali. You're welcome.

Okay, I have a little game to play together and I think it's very self-reflective, especially after we've all gone to know each other. Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pass around paper with everyone's name on it and you have to write one word to describe that person. Okay, when you use, when you write the words, you gotta use letters preferably from the English alphabet. And what you do is you put the letters together and they make a word together

And that word is gonna be the word that we need like we get it Jill We understand how to put a word on the Alright, well I did it with my family and it was very reflective of me There were a lot of words that they had sale discount coupon sale Delivered rug to Michael Jackson. That's more than a word. All right, so just one word, all right. It's not meant to be mean, it's not meant to be up your ass. What did you just say? We got it.

We got it, we got it, Jill. All right, well, I'm just saying we want it to be accurate. You know, okay. Like a good example would be, if you saw my name, you might want to write down fabrics, Zaryn fabrics, okay. We got it, Jill. We don't need this much direction.

So Taylor's like, she goes, well, yeah, but, you know, I want it to be accurate. You know, put one, put one more down and then pass it over and tell her, she goes, land the plane, Jill, land the plane. So then, so now they start doing this, like word association. So mysterious is for

Fadra and Vicki says you don't really throw yes because yeah you're mysterious. You don't really throw up on people the way I do. And Regal and that's Durinda and Prennikus, that was me, I wrote that regal! And firm is Vicki and Zan is Eva, and then secretly sexy, and Jill's like, well, that's two words, just say. And that's for Taylor. But Jill's like actually bothered, like, that's two words, you know, they violated the rules. Yeah, and someone gets kind, and Fadre says, all of us, but it's for Fadre. And Fadre's like, well, you know, I haven't always had the best rap on housewives.

And then they show her famous reunion. You spend your weekend peddling through sperm banks. You don't know if your father, your child's father, will be an ax murderer. But what you will know is that your baby daddy needed $10 for a pizza, so he had jackacculated in my cup so you can have a chock like really one of the best reads of all time so the awkwardness I was like hiding behind my hands like no fake that's so good as a fake people always assume that you're like this or like that so for me to be in this place and really enjoy myself

and not be on the defense at all times, it's a pleasant change. So then they're like misunderstood, Brandy, like talkative, gel, talkative, gel, expressive, gel. Talkative, gel, gel, pop-ass, gel. Yeah, be. Yeah, be, pop-ass Jill. Joppy. Joppy, Jill.

And Jill's like, wow, I guess we know who I am in the group. You know what? They could have come up with better words. Okay. Nice words. Expressive. Jill. Related.

Shot. Jill. Okay. Now you're getting really mean people. You know what I went through a lot. Okay. You know what I had a very difficult, okay, I'm just curious when I was younger. Okay, my best friend Jason Voorhees,

okay, he drowned and then killed all my other friends. Okay, he would have killed me. He said it was like Jason, this mask you're wearing. I like it, but we could do better. Here's one from me with my huge daughter called Jill in the alley, hockey mask. You should put this on. And he was like, you know what Jill, you're annoying me.

I actually want to kill you Jill, but you're annoying me so much that I'm actually pretty sure I'm already dead. I'm going to go back into the lake. That's what I think it just involves. And you know what, she's a very nice man. I'm friends with him to this day. If you want me to resurrect, I can do that for you. No, tailors.

So they start going over all the words that they got. And Taylor got skinny, quiet survivor, and secretly sexy. Who writes skinny? Who does that? So Vicky, I've boss bitch, vulnerable, baba, firmer by police, very sensitive, self-evolved. Please stop telling people we're dating because we're no longer dating. Wait a minute, who wrote this one? I did, that was from staff wait this one here says I'm 60 years old yeah just

wanted to remind you about so yeah which goes self-involved yeah because I am gonna take care of myself and ready to say that's not a compliment I don't care well it means like yourself is what she's like wait I'm not selfish okay I get more than I receive and that pisses me off that someone said I'm not selfish, what? She's like, wait, I'm not selfish, okay? I'm not selfish, I'm not. I was just, I give more than I receive, and that pisses me off that someone said I'm selfish, okay? I'm involved in myself, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha-ka, ha-ka.

She goes, you know what, I'll take stuff evolved. Who else is evolved with me? If not myself, who else? Durinda's like, well, I guess, to Vicki, that is a compliment, okay? So then they leave, and Durinda's like, well I guess to Vicki that is a compliment. Okay. So then they leave and um, Durinda has pretended that Fadre lost her sweater but she really brought it. She's like, hey Fadre,

Did you take your sweater out of the card? Oh, maybe you're pretty sweater. She's like, oh my god, where's my sweater? I got it! I got your sweater done done! Oh my god! Tadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadad That's a bad guy. It's happy to hear that. Why don't you write some adjectives down on the piece of paper now that you've got your sweater back? Tyrenda is cracking up. Like, she has the biggest modern issue.

And like, the real part is that she doesn't really like has the sweater, but it's like on a hanger and like, beautifully, like just like laid out. She's like, here it is. So now they go home and now it's like now they're getting ready for going out in the evening. And they're going to be going to this shaker community where Durinder tells us that the shakers would shake away their sins and that's what they became known as shakers. So, you know, that's where they're going.

Well, you know, that's a good way to be known. It's at least you're not like an alcoholic or someone who's just peeing all the time. It's like, my God, step shaking it. All right. There's no more drips. So, Tyrenda and Eva are talking and, you know, basically, I tell my God, this was such a fun trip. It's that episode. Yeah, and to ring this like I'm so sad. I'm gonna be so sad tomorrow literally. I'm gonna be literally sad tomorrow. Uh, Dorenda, we need to sit together because we're both wearing glitter until it's like this is the last supper. And they just like not the last supper. Yeah. So they did well. that didn't end well. Yeah, that's not a what I hear. I mean I'm

My my Bible knowledge sort of ends after book number five. So They arrived before dinner. You like could you believe the man is on that one? So then they they arrive at Shaker Village and Vicki's like, oh he'll be all right again sitting outside Okay, I thought we'd be inside so they they, they're sitting around, to sit around in these, in these like sofas and the waitresses coming around, the waitresses learned all their names ahead of time. So she's like, here you go, Jill, here you go, Vicki, and they're all like disturbed by this. It's like the one time that being recognized they don't appreciate. Yeah, really. So, let's see.

It's a lot to scroll through here. Yeah, you know. Hey everybody, tonight we're at Shake a Village. We've had these colorful masks on. They were just very crazy masks. And then they would scream in the mask. And then we danced around to shakeises until all the trips came off. And they'd just like, oh yes, pantocostle.

I'm just gonna say, again, they're the oldest garden. This garden was made before Fred Flint still never stepped in for the art dessert. You might recognize the Brantissaurus tree. It's a very beautiful tree. Yeah, and if you listen real quietly to the plants, they'll start singing. I'm a mean green Fuckin' over from out of the space, and I'm mad. It's wonderful. They look like things so well But don't get too close to them. So Then so then they just start joking about like oh my god like Dorenda you're like really good at this Tour guide stuff you could like lead a tour and she's like, yeah, well, you know what, in January, I'm

going to be going up to Canada, I'm going to be leading a group tour up there. If you want to come join in and everyone's like, oh, yeah, cool, we'll go. And then it turns out that she's just joking. But Brandy goes, oh, she's kidding, she's kidding. I love trust in Canada. I'm kidding, right? Thank you. I was a good friend.

With that banner, we're wasting the sweater joke. And everyone's like, well, we'd still go. We'd go. And Braddy goes, yeah, just don't yell at the people that do go. And Dredd turned us like, yeah, well, don't get so drunk that they can make an ass out of yourself in their house. How about that? How about that?

Joke us. Trigger, trigger, beep, beep, beep, you better back it up brimney She's cuz yeah because you know why I don't think someone's ever showed their ass in my house before Well, I saw your ass a few jobs here. No, I always dancing with the girl. I just pulled out my shirt I didn't pull my shirt and twerk everywhere. That was a shirt, right? Oh, it was a dress. Oh, but maybe it was a dress for you, huh? Slut That was a shirt, right? Oh, it was a dress. Oh, but maybe it was a dress for you, huh? Sloth Now Durinda let's be kind. Oh, absolutely, absolutely. You love you, but what's that?

I think the city's someone is that a big and great song What's that? I think the same because oh my god, I just said don't yell at anyone And I just say don't get outrageous sleep drunk And pull your ass out and pull your shirt up. Oh, I'm sorry. You're dressed. Okay. Hey, how about you not get your Ashcaste baggages in a dress? Oh, I'm sorry, we's not a dress.

What about you? Why was that even necessary? Vicky's like, how about we enjoy our last night? Well, why, why can't you just keep it beautiful and nice for me, Brandy? Why could you just do that? Oh my God, I thought it was like a joke about how far we've come.

I mean, God, I mean, Oh, do you think that's a nice thing? In your world, in your world, we live, where you live. Do you say in your world when you go to someone's house? Oh, through your, someone, through your arms. Just well, I mean, if we've all gone through it, then yeah. And, uh, but just don't say it. And the phage was like, let's have a nice night.

Well, I'm trying. I'm trying to have a nice night. But unfortunately, I'm yelling at my guests because I'm very fired up over a very small thing right now. So phage was like, which is good. Well, I yell at someone about how I don't yell at people. Okay, I'm not done yelling about how I don't yell at people. All right.

Come on shoes. Here comes one right now. The Fager's like, I think Durinda is a little sensitive because she feels like she's being attacked. And everyone has a trigger. I mean, her trigger might be a little bourbon. I don't know, but she's got to chill. It was funny. You said it, and my feelings are hurt. So that should be valid to you too. And then, brandy is like, okay, well, I'm sorry.

So they're like, they're calling the waitress over. Like, can you bring more food over please? And then brandy, of course, starts to cry because this is how, this is the pattern. That Brandy says something, which admittedly in this case really was not that bad. Especially for a Brandy thing, this is pretty benign. But now she starts to cry.

Yeah, so just like, you know what? I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I would suggest that anybody who doesn't wanna be be yelled at by a dinner, by girls who will mean it camp, to come with me. And so she gets up to go with Brandy and then half of them leave. It's just Vicki and Tamra and Durinda left at the table. So Durinda's like, I mean, was that necessary? Was that necessary?

And they're like, oh, she was just trying to be outrageous. Yeah, she was stuck in. She was in a shit and we're not that should we suck out so many questions about staffs that after backs Yeah, I think he's like no one no one should be leaving Craig no one should be so now we see Brandy is walking along and she's sniffling And Joseph you know it's the timing. It's the timing. That's all. It's just it's it was bear timing It was like when I said Jason for he's don't kill them at camp. It's both be a fun time. But he didn't listen. He killed them all at camp. It was very upsetting. Well, I didn't mean to offend her with my shirt dress. And then it says on the bottom of the screen, distance to restroom, 750 yards. For by the way, that is that is seven and

a half football fields away That's that's how many yards away at the bathroom. That is so crazy That was crazy. How do they that even like legal to serve food without bathroom nearby? So I don't know that they pass they pass this like lady who's walking the other way some other customer Just like hello. Hello, man. Man famous person here man. like, Hello, hello, man, man, famous person here, man, no, no. She just keeps walking. You know what the ladies room is, man? Is it, do you, do you like a towel?

Cause I've got towels from Jill and now, yeah. Like if you want, if you tell us what the ladies room is, no, sorry. So the lady just keeps ignoring her. And she's like, man, is that a no? Is that an, are you saying follow you? Okay, we'll follow you that way. We're gonna follow you then.

So then, Doran is like, you know, saying follow you? Okay, we'll follow you that way. We're gonna follow you then. So then to really just like, you know, out of all the people here, I was looking forward to going tomorrow is kind of brandy. She's she's a lot of work. You know what? Brandy is like having a teenager in the house. Like don't touch this stove, but you touch this stove. Don't play with fire and she plays with fire. I'm like, damn, what was Hannah like as a teenager? Fucking Hannah just bumping into walls all the time Just take your hand into fire

Hannah Come on Hannah don't don't don't go those knives Hannah. You got to put them down You know with Randy she's fun, but she's mischievous. Okay, and she's not so But she's mischievous. Okay, and she ends a slut. She's also a slut So then so now the ladies are two hundred yards for the restroom Yeah, and it's all dark out there and Randi's like sure sure they have a golf guard or something around here So they finally get to the bathrooms and even it's like I'm not going in there. Let's like a horror movie Yeah, she doesn't want to. And Jill's like, who's hiding in the bathroom

at Shake a Village yet? Come on, let's go in. So they check out the bathroom and everything is okay. And Brandy actually says the long walk was really helpful. It sort of like helped her soul. So they finally, finally get back after forever. And now it's time to go to dinner So they make you like do you smell husband? Do I? Is that husband or you smell? Oh, it's a genochic key. I show up. I don't understand

So they have to walk a really long way to dinner too So they have to go under the building and through like stables or something and then Through another field and then they get to a stupid outside table. Like why couldn't you put that next to the other setup? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, Durand is like, guys, you can smell the cows because like we're all dressed up. We're walking through a barn and Durand is proud that we're smelling Camino.

So then Durand is like, okay, you guys, do you think there's a bathroom? And Faye just like, um, it's all the way back there. She's like, what does anyone need to go? And no one gets up, which I kind of felt bad for, you know, because for brand, everyone's like, well, all go together. And for Rin and no one will get up. I thought Rin was gonna have a fit about that. Oh, really?

No one's gonna go to the bathroom when I, why can't someone just be grateful and go to the bathroom with me? I know, but Vicki's like, look, I'm in this, I'm in my schemes right now. I'd rather get a UTI. Well, I'd rather get a UTI. I think walk alone to run it to the bathroom.

So, but the thing is this day, like the super rods, and Dranda's back like really really quickly because she's like, yeah Well, you know what I use the great outdoors and he was like did you use hand sanitizer? Use the hand sanitizer That looks good. That looks good over there. It's just ignores it Brandy goes, I don't think so So So um, during this like, okay, let's talk about what we expected from each other and then what we've learned about each other. Fager, Fager, did you think you'd laugh so much with me?

I'd love games where I'd love games that start with me complimenting myself. So the games should always start. Yeah, just like, you know what, I have to say, I didn't expect that we would laugh so much. And Tamara, you were a great support system ever since I was paused or fired or whatever you want to call it, which I was like, wow, that was a moment of growth that I feel like people didn't really recognize. That was at the first time Dorenda acknowledged that, you know,

she wasn't just paused, that she may have actually been fired. Oh, yeah. Then she's like, in Vicki, you know what? I love learning how deep your relationship with Tamran, Tamran Vicki, how deep relationship is. I think I was sort of intimidated by you. I was intimidated by how someone could be so dumb to be an anti-backed. What the fuck is wrong with you?

So I like learning that out of the side of you. I mean, you're just so vulnerable, the way that you don't protect yourself against diseases. Yeah, so that was great. And Vicki's like, yeah, well, for me, I did think that we'd be so deep. That was by shock. Oh yeah, and Jill wants to make it nice. Oh, Jill, there's no ill-will in Jill. No, no, no, no that's actually kind of brilliant? How have I never thought of that? Yeah Jordan it goes you know what like Jill she's always saying yes, okay? You can't say no to her

There's no knowing Jill Zoran Chills like for the record it's Aaron not Zoran You know what's your answer my biggest thought my biggest surprise, I thought you would reject me, Zoran. I just did. I thought that. Oh, you know what? That we never only caused, and you text. And you're called.

Come here, let's hug. No, not that tight. You know, how many people have been to each other's funerals? How many people? I'm proud because, but we're alive. No, no, no, no, no, alive. But we've been to each other's husbands, she narrows and that's real. That's real, too. And, um, and then because, well, that's a huge accomplishment. So then, um, and then Durinda says that Yvonne should have been a therapist and Taylor is saying

how she's grown with Brandy because of Yvonne and then Fadre was like, well anyone that's had the opportunity to be part of a franchise or has to be something very special about you and at the same time very peculiar about you and I just want to come and have a good time and really connect on a sisterhood and growing, grown woman platform. And she says, well, I think everyone gave, well not Vicky, but everyone gave their all and it turned out good. So Tam was like, um, so before we came here, I went to all of you guys as the grounds and Brandy goes except me because I tried to look at yours and I was blocked Yeah, but I'm blocked in that much so Yeah, they just they're all just like talking about how much they love each other and they all say that brandy's just really

misunderstood and and time was like, yeah, she's fun and she's a good mom's. And Brandy's like, yeah, I think I'm gonna like, at some point like make out with Tamara because that's like my thing is always talking about making out with people. Ah! And then for next time, I'm gonna say, that cross that lesbian

because I make out with girls and then call them lesbians the next day, that's my thing. Yeah, anyway, I'm really nicely Brandy. She just wants everyone to have fun and last night's a perfect example. You know, when she was showing her coach to everyone like a calm slut. She just wanted us to be happy, that's all. Yeah, I'll drink that. And I want to say regardless of what just happened, like with you losing your mind and yelling at me about yelling at people, I just love you. To give you a high-can, give me a high-can, give me a hug and give me a hug.

So yeah, Jill's like, you know, thank you to Rinda for having us in your home and letting me be on TV again. This has been a, this has been a mitzvah and Vicky's like, she's like, yeah, you know what, I get to Rinda hot pass because she had a lot of guests. A lot of guests. But next time, I want to go to a neutral place, you know, where like someone's not the boss and then we see a montage of Dorenda just scolding them all week long. Be like, we're admire and admire our shindies and rules.

He didn't do that so many. Yeah, and Joe's I love Joe's. You know what, I learned a lot about myself, you know, one, women don't want to make out with me apparently. I'm the only woman in the world that another woman won't touch. So that was fun. Thanks to Renda. Oh, also, I'm very talkative. So that was great. That was basically like camp all over again, except almost tripled the amount of women.

So, um, yeah, so then Fager's like, well, so they all do a, they all do a toast, they cheers the X-Watts Club, and then Fade was like, well, you know, since everyone seemed to really respond so well to the lunch the other day, I called up my friend who wrote that book and he signed copies for everyone and here's and basically she gives everyone this book and a Bible she gives everyone a Bible. You know, like a prayer book and she gives everybody the prayer for dried out alcoholics book and a Bible. So everyone gets it and she's like, wow, a Bible. I don't even have a Bible. Is this like the entire mini series or does this end halfway?

I mean, which Bible are you giving me? You know what? Should I be offended? I'm not really sure, but I love the pages. They're very sparkly. You know what? I'm Jewish in case you couldn't tell. Okay, I am wearing a t-shirt that says, I heart, Bobcat, but I love all religions. I love all religions because they do the same thing. They bring us closer to God. Okay, so then Fadre says that she invited her friend, Bishop Hezekio Walker to do a blessing and money service.

So he comes out with a group and they started having a worship moment and they started singing gospel, which is actually amazing. And they're all, it's just, they're all like, everyone out, all the women are given a tambourine. So they're all kind of like crying and singing. And they just keep showing Tamra in the background, just banging her tambourine totally off beat,

which I thought was so perfect. Oh god. So Vicki is now refreshed and ready to go back to the OC. And basically that's their thing. The song is, it's gonna get better. It's gonna get better. So everybody's like singing is gonna get better. And talking about, I think the tamarines

had the Bitcoin symbol, not really sure. Ha ha ha ha. Bitcoin. They're just swag from some sort of conference. Like, it's a bit Bitcoin. I'm not sure if Mr. Walker was like a crypto die or what, but they do a key change with listen, I know that this is a prayer, but don't offend Jesus right now. You know what I mean?

That couldn't have been good to listen to. Well, I was just like, you know, you're really pushing it with that key change, change just because, you know, I think, I think it's, you have to work your way up towards a key change if you have Vicky Gumbelson as part of your singers, you know, like, like, don't, don't do this to Vicky. So then it's their last morning. They're all getting ready to leave. And they're all in the place they need to be. Jill's giving everyone candles.

And she's like, you know, I just hate when things end because I may not see these girls again, you know, and I bet they don't call me. And she's like, you know, I just hate when things end because I may not see these girls again, you know, and I bet they don't call me. You know what? Nine out of 10 of these girls are not gonna call me. How many people are here? You do the math. I'm not gonna math, you know, which I was always made fun of for as a child. But I'm in a don't know. I don't care. I really do. I really wanted to be a math elite. I'm just sad that I won't have another chance to cook them, you know,

chocolate chip banana banana bread. My famous chocolate chip banana bread that they were asking for every single day, all day long. They would say, Jill, can you make your chocolate chip banana bread? You know, I guess in some ways now that I make this, I'm almost like a, like a cook. Maybe I should sell these in Whole Foods. I mean, and if if I happened to sell an alcohol in the process, so be it. But you know what? Like this could be my future. So then Marco, he's like, my name is Marco.

And tell me, Afega, please find me. Please, someone find me. Follow my eye cloud. Please, somebody find me. He's like, if you want, you can, here's my shirt. Here's the famous shirt, which really isn't that famous. If you want it, you can Venmo me the $100, that brand you said she'd pay for it.

But we know that's not gonna happen. You're like, yeah, and no one's gonna Venmo you for that shirt, you there, sir. And he's only attic doing that. And you just hear the door lock. No, please don't lock it again. All right, see you later, mage. She just turns into Kathy Bates, starts sledgehammering his ankles. So then Brandy is upstairs having coffee.

She's like, I don't care, I'm breaking the rules, I'm having coffee upstairs. And then we see that Dorenda's in her room eating this entire pizza. I was like, yeah, this is better than dancing. And then the crazy part of this, you know what I'm gonna say, Ronnie, right? You know what I'm gonna say next. I think, what? No, the way she ate her pizza slice,

she took the slice and then she's like, she like turned it upside down and bit it. So like the crust was facing up when she bit into it. And I was like, for someone who doesn't like food in their room, she's eating it in the most perilous way. Like all those topics, I mean, it looked like that pizza, but if it weren't bad pizza, like everything would have fallen off.

Why are you eating the pizza in the messiest way possible? Also, I think they put this out of order because it looks like if she's eating pizza, that she went to bed early and they partied all night because she says, this is better than dancing. This is better than dancing. So I think she got some pizza and went straight up to bed, made it in bed. Yeah. Oh, sorry. And so then they're all like, oh my God, I can't close my suitcase. And she'll just stand and get the top of the stairs and talking to someone we can't see. And she goes, what do I have to carry this now?

I'm not carrying this down, am I? I'm not gonna carry this. You do it. You do it. I'm not gonna carry this. It's too heavy. I'm gonna hurt myself. Okay, there's five loves of Bobgan here.

Okay, I can't handle this all. Somebody get this, come on. Someone, huh? So now they're downstairs taking some final photos and they're just like, these are going to be my sister's at there forever, which is funny because aren't they all fighting on social media or at least, at least to Renda and Vicki are right. So yeah, they're all just like wrapping up and saying like, this was like a sisterhood, this was great, this was wonderful, you know.

Yeah, and they're saying they would all do it again. And Joe's like, oh yeah, 100% I would do this again. It's like five minutes ago. Yeah, I don't know they would all do it again. And Joe's like, oh yeah, 100% I would do this again. It's like five minutes ago. Yeah, I don't know if I could do this again. Joe, we all know that you have all of the people would do this again. Joe's going to be on every girl's trip. Just like, oh my god, are you guys filming girl's trip?

I just happened to be here in Thailand. She's already there. She's already in Pukach. She's like, oh my god, that what a crazy coincidence. I'm saying at the Amon Gari, that's crazy. So, she, yes. The only one who really does not want to do again is Eva. She's like, this is fun. Not doing it again.

Okay, I don't need to do this. I've been on reality TV for like 15 and 20 years now. I don't need to do this again. And that's how it ends, basically, to run to say, please don't, man, is it great place to host the housewives? And then the great host, you know why? I naked nice trademark. Yeah, and that's how it ended. It was very sweet. It was very sweet. It was very funny. So yeah, I mean, Antamara, of course, has officially received her orange. So she graduated, she made it back,

she made it back into the big leagues. I don't know, I have to say, I wouldn't mind Brandi back on Beverly Hills after watching this. I know that's sort of crazy, because she is so thirsty, but I would not mind someone like her coming in just to kind of like shake up that cast

a little bit in terms of just how, you know, the Fox Force 5, I think they needed someone like Brandy to kind of galvanize them and to shock them and you know, to not let them call the shots. I mean, Garsell, Garsell tries very politely, Sutton is Sutton, but after watching Brandy, I'm like, I could do a thorough coming back.

I don't know. I don't know, because Brandy just makes stuff up. She does. And I don't like that. I like it to at least be somewhat realistic. Brandy's just, I don't know. Because Brandy's not always honest

and she's not loyal really to anybody ever. She's just flip floppy and she's, I don't know, I don't need Brandy. I still say we don't need to go back to people that were fired. I don't know what they're doing on. Well, that's correct. It's like your ratings are tanking. So you fired the people, then your ratings tanked worse because your casting still sucked. And now you're going to bring in one of the people that was kind of at fault for your show tanking in

the first place. Like, how does that make any sense? It's like, guys, let's try and get back to mediocre and get rid of one of the people we got because the ratings were tanking. I'm like, well, I don't, the logic there. I don't get it. There's plenty of crazy people in the world. Keep fishing. Yeah. I think Orange County needs to get rid of Gina and Emily. I'm sorry. They are the ones that truly need to go and the fact that they're back again does not make any sense to me, but whatever we can just talk about that some more on take a seat. We've already talked about it, but it's something that still is on our mind. So I'm sure we'll talk about it again. Uh, so uh, until then, everyone have a great weekend and stay safe and we'll catch you on Monday. Bye. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take nobelonies. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella. Itchels,als! Dan-o-see! Dan-o-do!

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