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Episode Date: July 5, 2022

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so we have special names in Venezuela's Read the Plack. Mandelker. Yep, love it. Everybody, thanks for being here. This is episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. For some of you, it's last week. For some of you, it's this week. The July 4th week.

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Greg has holiday, etc. And I'm going to be doing the reality gaze live show here in Austin at Emo's Saturday the 9th next week, talking about Southern Charms. So, you know, come, if you're out in Austin, come see me, come talk to me, I'm lonely. And that's it for me, anything special for you today, Bam? I have to give a shout out to Nick with his podcast, The Good Vanilla. I guessed it on that this week, although you may be hearing this next week, but look up the podcast, The Good Vanilla.

It is a Barefoot Contessa fan podcast. And Nick, we spoke for an hour about Inaigarten and Barefoot Contessa and we recap. We sort of did like a light recap of an episode. Super fun. If you're an Inaigarten fan, you should definitely listen because we had a very fun time. So look that up on whatever podcast platform you're on.

Love it. Okay, well today is Real Housewives of Ultimate. Real Housewives, I keep putting the O in the titles. So hard for me to not sit there though. Real Housewives of Ultimate Girls Trip, as I put, episode 204, Speak Easy and Act of. Yeah.

This was my favorite episode so far. To me, this was like what I've been expecting all the episodes to have been like, which is unreasonable because you have to work your way up to this kind of episode of kind of petty fighting for the entire time. But it's what I had been wanting this entire season of Girl's Trip. And it has finally arrived. And it cracked me up, but it was also very relatable.

Like the things that came out this episode reminded me of the kind of squabbles you could get when you go on vacation with a friend. So I find it both relatable and ridiculous at the same time. And Dorinda is just out in full force, like Crazy-Ans Dorinda. She's Tamer too. And Tamer was doing the Tamer thing. It was like, oh yes, we're finally. Finally this is where we always knew it could get to

now we open I wasn't sure because the opening song was like we hear it every holiday but you also hear it on target commercials all the time. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah That's a sugar plum fairies. Well, no, not quite. I mean, it was, you're right. They've been playing the song that you were just playing. That's you were just singing. But this one was from the Nutcracker. I forgot what it's called. I don't think it's the dance of the sugar plum fairies

is the, do do do do do do do the dance of the sugar plum fairies is the But you could actually think that is what was playing who cares. No, I think the one that was playing was Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh You get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Christmas thing happening, but hey, you know, so we start with Jill coming into the kitchen, which everybody, every cook wants to hear first thing in the morning. Hi. I'm here to make my famous chocolate banana pudding bread, but if you could help me pull a few things because, you know, it's like pudding, but it's bread, but it's like also chocolate. There's a lot going on here. Don't ask because you will be asking

the second you Jaycee Sinks. They're amazing. Yeah, I get to feel like Jill did some Googling the night before. She's like, you know what, they did this whole lasagna thing. I got to have my recipe also. Okay, I got to find something.

Okay, what can I do real quickly? Okay, banana, chocolate banana. Okay, I think I could do this because by the time these things come out, I'm like, there's no way this is anyone's famous recipe It was like a it was like a pan of turd balls Yeah, they really were so then we see Brandy waking up and she immediately texts Eva. She's like Eva I'm so sorry. I called your husband and band-gina didn't mean to upset you

that face And then Durand does Durand is just like ambling around her garden with some coffee. She's like, everyone knows I love my mornings. It's my time. It's quiet. It's peaceful. I don't have to hear anything crazy. I can get in touch with nature.

Hey, bird, why aren't you doing Durrind the Robics today? You know, I was trying to make it fun and the bird won't come do Durrind the Robics with me. You know what? Fuck yourself, bird. Uh-huh. And then we see the little bubbles of people's heads popping up. Shut the fuck up! You do not tell it what to shut the fuck up. What is a man trying to do that?

Say, say, do a woman! And then Taylor, do not talk to me like that you little fucking bitch! So then Marco is like setting up trampolines and now Joel's banana bread muffins are ready. And they're just like this little brown sad things coming out of the muffin tin. And she's like, perfect. He's a gorgeous. I'm going to sell.

Guess what? $5 gets you an entire tin. All right. $5. But you know what for all of you guys? $4. It's a deal. Special deal for me.

Jill Zaron. These are Jill and Ali. They're Jill and out. Hey, Taylor. Taylor, open your gigantic mouth and taste this. It's hot. Watch out though, because it's hot. Taylor's like, it's hot. She's like, it's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. Mike Dying Go To Heaven. She's like, Dying Go To Heaven. She's like, Oh, it's hot. Taylor, what the fuck? You know, Taylor's one of those people. And as a waiter, you know these kind of people. It's always the same kind of person, you know? You're like, that plate is very hot, watch out. Oh, that plate is hot.

Do I have to videotape myself on my iPhone telling you that shit's hot because I know you're just trying to sue me. No one ever really believes it. So Taylor's organizing today. Today is like Taylor's day. She's gonna have a whole bunch of activities. And so she's talking with Marco.

And he's like, so okay, so we're gonna do the 80s workout and then have breakfast and then have a chill morning and then we're having tea. So is there anything you need for me? Which is his way of saying like, I don't wanna do any work today. Right. And he's like, this is all about you this day.

So here's the pre-planned day that has nothing to do with you. Have fun. Have fun on your day. So then Eva goes outside to talk to, no, Brandi goes outside to talk to Eva. And Eva's being really nice. She's like, I got your message. I just felt so bad about it.

She's like, I know that you were being mean-spirited. I just didn't know what it means. Like, what, Manjana, what is that? And she's like, well, in today's society, women do everything. So like, if you can find a man that like does things, like Eddie has like changed two diapers in his entire life.

So I was just thinking like, you know, you're just so lucky. That's all I was trying to say. And then he was like, yeah, so I think the man, Jaina is the one who doesn't step up to the plate because the man is the one that does. He's the whole man. He steps up. He doesn't check his responsibilities.

I'm like, you know, so you're implying that once you add the vagina part to a man, the man no longer is responsible and is like a shithead. I was like, you know, you're kind of putting down yourself by doing that, Yvonne, like, come on now. I can't even with this conversation. Like nobody knows what a man-gina is apparently.

So I was just like, I'm out, I'm out of this conversation. So then they changed the subject because tonight is Prohibition Night and Yvonne's gonna dress manly, you know? And she's like, oh my God, I'm gonna try not. Brandy, we just talked about this. We just talked about this. Now Dorinda is getting glam on with Luke

and Dorinda is talking about the robe. She's like, the robe makes his love of my life. He has the robe makes travels. It's a roaning, it's a bravo con. Now it's in the Berkshires. It's really just three places, but it travels. Technically it travels. Some Tamarisk got her aides out there on batch and shook it back. He's about my family pack. And she's like, I was the girl of the aides. The lachas, the hair. Like, yep, this is total tamara.

Tamara, you don't have to tell us that we can see. We can see. You've kept that hair going pretty strong since 1987. Let's be honest. And Jill's like, all I remember is the parm solution. Like, I can still smell it. And Vicki's like, everyone was a little bit expensive in the 80s.

Let me come up. That's just the 80s. And Vand's like, everyone was a little bit of an expression in the 80s. Let me come out. That's just the 80s. And Vandra was like, the 80s, I was just a little kid. So they're getting ready. Vandra is looking for a leg warmer that she can't find. And everyone's talking about how like telling Vicki, well, oh my god, he looks so much better.

Ever since you got that steroid shot last night, you know, you're really, you're like looking all up better. So yeah, thanks, thanks, thanks very much. And Jill's like, I made the banana bread everyone. Everyone, Jill's Darren's famous banana bread, you can get it right now for free. Okay, because normally it costs you $5 for a dozen, just say and get it now where you can. You'll go and go to heaven. Jill's still putting her out those stupid cookies, and so it's Durinda Vicki and Tamra. So Durinda's like, oh yeah, yeah, I'm glad you feeling better Vicki. Okay, now listen, we don't have food in the bedroom. Right. Right, girls. And Vicki's like, we didn't have food. Bedroom. What? We didn't, we don't have food in the bedroom. She goes, all right. But we did yesterday, right? She's

like, what, what did we do? What did we do? And then we see a clip of them in bed eating cupcakes. They did not show the clip of them spilling ice cream all the bad. I guess Dorenda doesn't know about that part yet. Yeah, you have plenty of food in there. Cupcakes which to be fair, Dorenda put in there, Dorenda put cupcakes. Which we find out later. Yeah, duh. Well, we need to start out as we saw. But yeah, she gave them cupcakes. All right. Now take these gifts down. Stay as if you want to eat them, I guess. So, Jill is, like, oh my God, that's peanuts. Those pants are amazing. They say to eat them, I guess. So Jill is like, oh my God, that's peanuts. Those pants are amazing. They say to Rinta, I totally want those, just so I could feel like they were ignoring me, even though I'm literally wearing them on my body.

I've never wanted to be disrespected by a pair of leggings more than I do. That pair of leggings. Yeah. So then, so Dora and Dastel going on on about the food. She was like, okay, yesin, there was food in the bedrooms. I don't like food in the bedrooms. Because I don't either. I don't like food in the bedrooms either. And then Timer goes, oh, you know what? Marco brought us yogurt. So I'm just gonna, just gonna try to throw Marco onto the bus.

Yeah, she totally does. She totally does. And then we see a clip of Marcos bringing her the yogurt. And it's at a different time of day than the time of day where they were eating cupcakes and ice cream. By the way, Blamer, Tamra. So Dron is like, well, look, I don't do food. Because I'm so petrified of mice.

And he says it on the plaque. He says it on the plaque, am I right? And Tamra goes, what plaque? I mean, there's just like so much going on in that realm. Right? Well, what black? Everyone has your black everyone listen, I'll get the black, I'll get the black and Tim is like, she's so worried about rats and mice. Why should we cupcakes in our

room? Then batch. So then Dorenda comes back with the plaque and she's like, okay, he's but it says no shoes up stairs, no food or beverage upstairs. Don't put tamer in So then Durinda comes back with a plaque and she's like okay here's but it says no shoes upstairs No food or beverage upstairs Don't put tamarind in the direct sunlight don't feed her after mid-light and don't get her wet Okay, and if you have any questions please ask the lady of the man, which is me Temper's like we get it. I don't need the plaque Durinda. Okay, I get it She goes no, you don't get it because there's food up there., I get it. She goes, no, you don't get it. Because there's food up there, and yes, the problem.

She goes, okay, we got it. Jerminda, she goes, no, you don't. Because there's the food of this food, and you just, you sing, I got it, but no, I got it. No, I got it. Because it's very reading candy-senting. The way you sing, I got it. So if you wanted to be treated like a child,

then I can do that. No fucking food, a beverage in my bed, you little slut. Got it now Did I can do that? No fucking food, a beverage in my bed, you little slut. Got it now, can you understand that now? I'm like, wow, that's how Dorena talks to children. God, she really is a badass. My mom, she is. She's like, you're six years old.

Now, you sitting bed and eat, is that what you do? And Tim is like, I'm sorry. I know you probably don't do that way, you live, but in houses like this, you don't do that. So obviously you don't understand the rules. I don't know how you people live, but you don't need the bedroom, okay? Because like, I don't need my room.

So if you don't need my room, why are you eating in my room? Huh? Yeah, they're like, what does that mean? Where we come from? She's, yeah, you know, the side of the track. On the side of the tracks. Okay, listen, maybe this is how they eat

in the garbage bin secure raised in. All right, pass some face. But this is now how we do it in my home. Vicki's like, I don't eat in my room. Oh, really? Then why would you eat in my? And Vicki's like, I don't have an answer for that because there you go.

Here's the deal question. And Vicki's like, nobody should live in her house again. I mean, she can live in that big old blue, like whatever man should buy herself, because she doesn't make people feel welcome. So now Vicky, Dorenda has gone off. So now Dorenda's just done Dorenda. So Tama's like, oh, okay, well, I guess what?

Now I'm gonna do Tama. So Tama goes, my heart is beating right now. Been right on my chest right now. Because I would never talk to someone that way in my house, such a, I think I'm gonna beating right now. Been right on my chest right now. Because I would never talk to someone that way in my house, such a... I think I'm gonna cry right now. I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry!

I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry! This is fake ass cry from Tamara. Yes, so Tamara. We cut to picking in the diary room and she's like, that lady is Cuckoo Bird. Okay, I mean, what do you even call this house?

Blue house? What is it, blue house? Okay, I mean, what do you even call this house? Blue house? What is it, blue house? Like, blue stone banner. Stony banners. No, blue stone banner. Here's your purple, purple, messy who sits. Okay, so what it is, I don't even know what steak this is. Boosty who sits, blue house, blue house,

donuts in your bed, like what's this house called? I think you're not even trying now, Vicki. Okay. Vicki, you're just looking at things on the wall. Like, guys are so say, coffee cup, build a mud. Is that what it's called? Okay, Vicki.

No, don't even try to limp. So, so now, Zerinder comes back. Vicki's like, she's crying. You made her cry. You made the past some cry. Oh, really? Over the food thing.

Okay, I'm sorry, Tamara. You okay? You're okay? And Vicki's like, that was disrespectful. I mean, like, I think like our home is trash. No, no, no. You just like didn't know. Like, I was like, hey, I don't know how you guys do it

in your homes, your dumpsters, whatever it is. Your cardboard boxes, but not here. Oh, come on, Tamara, don't cry. Come on, you're really not crying over that, are you Tamara? Come on, Tamara. And then Vicki's like, but it's disrespectful. It's disrespectful what you said to us. And so turned to say, I'm gonna fake crack to listen to my home.

And look, it's my you never, my you never listen to my home. So I'm just asking for a sympathy. I am so someone with no. And so then she starts lecturing them and fake crying. While Tamer is still trying to fake cry, but the lecture comes back to me. And so then she starts lecturing them and fake crying while Tamra is still trying to fake cry. But the lecture goes on so long that Tamra just stops.

She just drops it. Because they do that thing where they just keep cutting back to Durinda still talking. And then she's like, you know, I mean, if I disrespected my home, you know, I mean, I even had people to serve you guys. Stupid people. People who are so stupid They should probably be hospitalized like that when Mark goes over there. What is he even doing? Get the plaque in the room, maybe Because like how are you flipping around that we offended you? I mean how you have well to be fair

She put up a rule saying don't even in the room. So there is that that so Well, to be fair, she put up a rule saying don't eat in the room. So there is that. So, Dorenda's like, she's like, listen, listen, okay, you know what? You think it should be an animal house, step back, you're about it. That was the best part. You really crying? You think it should be an animal house? And so then Tamra like loses her mind. Just quick, talk it to me like this, step, she's, step, step. In that way, that Tamra voice that I can't do, but that's why I'm paying attention. She goes, I don't want to talk it to be like this, stop, stop, stop. In that way, that tamer voice that I can't do, but that's why I'm paying attention. She goes, I don't want you talking to me like that!

Stop! And then runs out of the room. And during this, she's like, she's not food. And she's like, it's 20 minutes. I mean, you're putting me down and reprimanding me. And then she runs up to stairs automatically. And she's like, bitch. So again, she's allowed to say, bitch. As. As big as, does anyone know what my yoga is?

I mean, because I didn't even put on my lotion yet. What happened? Timmy goes, goddamn, derin just came at me because we had so much food in our room. And I said, okay, I'm sorry. And then she said, you can't have have food and did you not see the sun? I said no, I didn't see the sun I'm not it's a bitch batch. Yeah, she said cab I didn't eat in the room when we've seen you eating in the room Multiple times you even said yesterday

Vicki we're not supposed to be eating ice cream in the room and Vicki said what, what? And then you said, then you spilled it on the bed. Like you did now. It's a dumbass fight ever, but you know how it's wise. And I love it. Yeah, Tim was like, I'm not a desu-spec-a-person. I wouldn't do it. You are literally one of the most disrespectful people you've seen on Bravo.

Should I defend like a fucking area? And then she does that thing where she's like, I'm shaking, I'm shaking. And the vet her Botox veins are like popping out of her head, you know, and Fadre's like, are we getting this upset over a midnight snack? Crying, shaking? I thought this was scary.

I'm in the not the bookshers. I love that Fadre doesn't even watch these shows. She just like gives Orange County scary island. Yeah, so Vicki, meanwhile, there's actually a mouse toy in the corner and Vicki's like, oh my god, I thought that was a mouse. Oh, it was a mouse. Hey, Marco, I took one for the team for you.

Okay, I took one for the team. And so she tells Marco what happened and he's like, my apologies. And he tells us, he's in the interview, he's in the interview, he goes, here at Bluestone Manor, there is a rule that there is no food or drink upstairs in the rooms, but I did not know that rule

would be an effect for this. Why? Why would Mark, I think that? Well, probably because Durant to put fucking cupcakes in everybody's room. You know me. But also, Vicki's saying she took one for the team. You just tattletailed on him with Tamara.

What are you talking about? Yeah. So, um, the producer is asking everybody, like, did you notice that there are rules in the house? And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, And it's like clip of a feature eating in the bedroom. And basically all of them, you know, just like, oh my God, I hope she doesn't find that I have food in the room. Who was the girl who always tell her? She's like a giant plate, a giant plate of food in the room. And yeah, and then Vicki is like, first of all, my son even like coffee, okay.

And I don't think they do. And I just had yoga, like, and where the mice coming from, like my bed. That's weird, it's strange. Get a job, like those mice need to get a job. Get a job mice. She's like, I don't eat the bedroom. Of course, clip-up for eating in the bedroom.

So then Brandy and Jill are in the dining room. And Brandy's like, Oh, my God, it just dropped my gum. Oh, my God. And I like shit, everyone's totally freaking out now because during this lose again. And Jill's like, oh my God, don't worry about it and Dorenda's passing by and she's just,

Dorenda everyone's on pens and needles now. And she's, no, no, you know what, look, I just don't like when I say don't eat in the room and then they're like, the mugger's sitting with okay. You know what I mean? And Jill's like, all right, well, we're gonna work off that energy, those energy, I think those pants just gave me a dirty look.

That you're wearing, it's a rinse of pants. God, even to rinse his pants hate me. I'm really hurt, I'm really hurt. Those pants are on the support of me as I have of those pants. So they're gonna start doing the rowbacks. And Jill, of course, is like, by the way, you like my glasses?

Dior, 1970s. Okay, not available on Jill VC. Okay, sorry, it's an exclusive to me. So even if it comes in all dressed, not available, not available on Jill VC. Okay, sorry. It's just it's an exclusive to me. So even comes in all dressed, you know, like in a Moomoo and big sunglasses and she's like, so what are you giving us Jill discounts and tips? Like if you've been here, like seriously, the jillzaren.com, okay? And even it's like, no, no, like you're aesthetic. Like I'm giving you 1970s, Elton John. Oh, I'm giving you high school gel. Just pretend I'm talking to you from the inside of a locker because kids are very cruel human beings. You know, we put them on a pedestal but we should really be locking them up

until they're results. Well, it's all so much better. Have you heard of a woman named Beth Me Frankle? I still check under my bed every night to make sure she's not there. On me seriously. Now I have to say this, for all those times, I was shoved into a locker, Durand never

got me out, just saying. So, so now we have like a confession, so now it's time for, now they're like, now they're finally actually arriving outside for Derobics and Tamer and Vicki are staying behind and now Tamer's like in the confessional and she's like, I was super excited about today and then that, like why is she yelling at me and not you, Vicki? And Vicki's like, I don't know. I'll get back to you about that. They're like,

you were starting off to her. You were the one giving attitude about her. You should have just shut your mouth. So then, you will about to rent it, by the way. No one's getting, bringing the food in their rooms now. I mean, it works. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial.

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They're all doing like the live to hand lived your hand So meanwhile upstairs Vicki is pulling out the cupcakes and she's like oh my god We've got to get rid of this like put away the evidence you know by still gonna eat the cupcakes, you know Apparently And then she's like oh my god. I got makeup on them on the pillow cases. Oh my god. Oh my god Marka here's some garbage. Oh god Then there's more Derobics than everything. And Dorenda's getting mad because the other two

are not coming to derobics because they're mad. And so, but Dorenda's doing that thing where she gets mad but she's like making passive aggressive little comments during that she's like, okay, lift your head, lift your legs to the left, to the right, up, to the left. Hey, let's tell the other girls what fun they miss today, huh? To the right, to the left, to the right. No, it's sad, it's sad that we can't join. To the right, up, to the left, hey let's tell the other girls what fun they missed today, huh? To the right, to the left, to the right, you know it's sad, sad we can't join, to the right, to the left.

You know I guess maybe they just don't understand how fun the robics are when you live in a paper box. To the left, to the right. I'm sorry we don't use robics like the trash being used to let's grow up in love. So then upstairs, Terra is like, Oh my god, Vicki, let's meh up on your pair of- And so they're like laughing and blaming each other. And then Marcos comes in and he's like, Oh, can I get you guys anything?

It's like, no, Marcos. Yeah, have to add a- Hmm, yeah. And Rinda's like, you know what's sad thing when you make an effort and you want to do something really fun. And no matter where you're turned, there's someone trying to unfun it. Like, you know, I just don't understand why people don't see how much fun it is to be yelled at by the host of the party. I don't get it. I don't get it. You know, you just try and you try and you try to get people to promote your stupid products

on national TV. And there's always someone there who doesn't appreciate the effort that I'm taking to promote myself every single day this week. I just don't get it. I know we got it. So now that I'm with the Robics, and this could be Tea Party at 12.30. So Taylor's like, I know I should say 12 because you bitches are always late. And Brandy's like, wait, you can say you bitches, but I can't.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Which is true, wait, you can say you bitches, but I can't. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's just true, by the way. Yeah. Alright. It's so now Tarina's just talking to herself, trying to be happy. She said, we're going to a good, you see, buddy. It's a beautiful day.

And then trying to be a cheerleader to the cheerlist. You know, because, yeah, I mean, Vicki, you know, it's like when you throw away a milk carton and a wrapper from McDonald's, they go in to separate things, but once they're in the garbage together, they're like this. Always stuck together. What am I supposed to do? Can't you start the entire bin on fire, am I right? So, so now Jill, Jill goes upstairs and checks in on Tamron Vickers. She's like,

huh, knock, knock, hi. That's right, I'm one of those people that says knock knock as I knock knock, knock knock hi. You know, I really wanna get a ring, you know, the ring. See, that's like the door ring, the doorbell with the camera, I'm sure everybody, everybody loves those. Like, what was it like when we didn't even have a ring? Like, that was crazy, you had to actually open the door, you know what I mean?

Like, people actually made the knock knock, say, anyway, I wanna ring of just me going, ding-dong, ding-dong. You know, because I like that. I think it's a better way than actually hearing, ding-dong, you know, you could hear me and say, ding-dong, and you know something good's coming. I think it would be great.

You know, you would die and go to heaven when you hear my voice, okay? So, listen, if let me say something, if to ring the new, there was food on my room, I'd be dead, okay? I don't know. I don't know, but I've had before. I don't have any food now, but I have before. Okay, any, let me tell you something. Let me give you some insight into Dorenda. Okay, she lets you have it, and then it's over.

And then Vicky's like, it's not over for me. Not over for me. Well, you know, well, you didn't participate in Dorobex. And she goes, in time, I was like, well, she told me I couldn't. She told me I wasn't allowed to. And then we do see a flashback under him and being like, you know what,

don't come to the aerobics, which is funny, because then she's mad that Tim didn't come to the aerobics. Because I don't even know what's going on. Like, I just want to leave and be friends with everybody. You know what I mean? I'll be everybody with a job. You know, that's kind of how I am.

It's just good person. Let's be fakey-gufflesate, good person. And Eva just walks by and like decides not to go in there. She's like, I am social distancing from the bullshit. I'm following the CDC guidelines. So now they all pack into the card, go to this tea party thing, and Brandy, Tamara, Vicky, and Jill are in one car.

And Brandy's like, you know, it was really sad guys, because it's aerobics. Dremel was really sad, Dremel was really sad. She was like, you know, it was really sad guys because it's aerobics. Drobot was really sad. Dorenda was really sad. She was like, I really wish Vicki and Tam were here. I miss them. God, she's such a giving person guys. And because she yelled at us.

She yelled at us. She's like, you know, like, I don't get over things. Okay, I remember. I remember things very clearly. Okay. And so Brandy is basically like, she's like, you know, I think that like Vicki and Tamra and her are like, they're like the most recent house

that has to be voted off or kicked off or fired. And I think they're just trying to have like a housewives off and it's like about like, I thought about it to the food in the room. It's about like, who can scream, who can yell, who's like, it's not really anger management, it's like, attention management. I'm like, Brandy, as the queen of attention management,

LLC, I don't think you're one to talk. Yeah, it's so weird, because Brandy is like so logical and speaks the truth so much of the time. It's just not when it comes to herself at all. No, it's so weird. So then they go to this estate, and there's like a little catch set up, and it's really boring.

Let's face it, like they're all like wow We get to sit on couches outside in the hot sun. Yeah sounds great to drink tea Sounds great to recreate some scene no one cared about when it aired 90,000 years ago like Hi everybody tea Yeah, Durinda hands out a whole bunch of power souls. And Taylor's like, well, this party is a recreation of the first season of Beverly Hills. My daughter's fourth birthday was a tea party because the new Alice in Wonderland

had just come out and Johnny Depp, you know, everyone loves Johnny Depp. And so, yeah, that was one of those. And Jogas, oh yeah, that was on the show. It was on the show. It was like, yeah, Jill. Of course. Well, she said it was a recreation

from season one of Beverly Hills. Um, so they cheers and Taylor's like cheers everyone. Thanks for celebrating again my new life instead of my old one. So Dorenda to Robics, right? That was so fun. Proved how out of shape I am. And I was like, oh my god, Dorenda Robics, it was amazing. That was so great. And Taylor's like, I'm a of shape I am. And I was like, oh my god, drew a derobix, it was amazing, that was so great. And Tim was like, I'm a sad, I felt uncomfortable. Like she went up over here for something so stupid. Like, why can't she just come over here and apologize?

Why? And meanwhile, Durinda's like, everyone's like, okay, you know what tomorrow, we will do the robics. Hey, again, and Taylor goes, oh, girls, if we do it again tomorrow, you guys have to come. Vicki and Tamara and Tamara's like, well, I was fond to do it today. And Vicki was like, well, why did you decide not to come? What made you think that lady's a lesbian, by the way?

And never got an answer to that question that I was happy with. And Tamara's like, I knew that mom had. Because I, yeah, it was just like, that was a lot. That was a lot like, first thing in the morning, before I had my captain crutch a bed. You know what I mean? And during this, I agree. That was a lot.

It was a lot of people from going from living in soup cans to trying to learn to live indoors. During this, like, it was just very emotional to me. And the reeds like, I mean, during this, like, doing this like, it was just very emotional to me and the read's like, I mean, the renders like, well, I really, you know, I really took so much, it really took so much to put this all together, you know, because like, well, we respect that, respect that. And it's not that big of a deal, you know, with this stupid thing, it's not that big of a deal.

And tempering goes, well, it didn't make sense for you to attack my, the way you're dead. Oh, attack. Okay. Okay, you dumb slut me. The way you did. Oh, attack. Okay. Okay, you dumb slut who lives in a shoe box. Okay, cack. It's bad, then. At that. And I don't want to ruin your Rolex.

I just touch it, you're saying. She's like, and it was noticed. My all. Everybody said, where is the past and faith? Where's the angry past and on top of this trash can? Where is she? Everybody noticed, Anna. And because like, well, yeah, but like, I would copy all that. I'll tell you that. And Tamara's like, shit, tell me that's a god. Why that? What? What is your drama? Dread goes well, it would have been nice to be a team player

and not make a nothing out of a molehill. And if he goes, well, unless you want to keep making things a thing, you know, Tamra and Tamra's like, I know you want it from there. And there's a tamra. Tamra, you know what Tamra, stay out of it. You need to let either say a piece, okay? Because guess what? You're both a person. You're a vicar, both a person.

And Tamra's like, but I'm talking to Eva right now. Yeah, I'm talking to Eva right now But I'm talking to Eva right now. Yeah, I'm talking to Eva right now. I'm talking to Eva right now. Yeah, I'm talking to Eva too. You were there, Eva. You were there, Eva. You were there.

You didn't see. You didn't see. What if you just talked to your not one person? Okay. Pedro goes, Oh, child, I'm enjoying the cucumber sandwiches. Can't we all just get along? You started this Fadre, okay?

Now Vicky, why didn't you go? Not Tim, why didn't you started it? So, Jordan is like, you guys talk in tandem. We don't, we don't, I don't even know tandem. I don't even know what that is. We don't, we don't, I don't even know tandem. Yeah, okay. I'm a voice.

I'm a voice too. Yeah, B2. I'm a even know tandem. Yeah, above voice. Above voice too. Yeah, B2. Above voice. Yeah, G. Above voice. Above voice. One, three. Blue matter.

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Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. Matters blue. and Taylor does here like we're hitting the Alice and Wonderland thing too hard here We've got it the red queen and we've got shut up Taylor. Okay, so it's fast-forward to Taylor I feel like Alice chasing the rabbit and saying you get back in your rabbit your mother for a little bitch rabbit

That's just me So Vicki why didn't you come? Because I didn't want to. Yeah, she didn't want to. Let her speak. You're not supposed to speak! Vicky. Vicky's like, you know, there's a lot of conflict going on with eight women plus some yogurt. And like, I can just pause.

I could pause out. And he was like, well, there really isn't conflict. The only underlying conflict is you. That's like... What do you want me to do? If it goes to not be so negative? But I'm not negative. I'm a very positive person. Okay. Hey listen, you asked a question and there's your answer. And during this like, listen, we had a thing.

Me and Tamar and you should have just stayed out of it, Vicky. She goes, it was my yogurt. They all start laughing. And you know it had nothing to do with you yogurt. Oh, yeah, you're okay I said it's a tamer and you jumped in and you should have gotten out of there and you should have joined us And you should have showed me respect as a woman in spandex on a trampoline and as the hostess Do the activity that I planned. Can we just have a doover? And during this like, yeah, okay,

but I don't want to do tropics again. You just told him you're doing aerobics tomorrow. You loonie tune and Joe's like, oh my God, this stress from this, I just had to eat five of these things on five of these sandwiches. This is ridiculous. These were almost as good as Jill's famous banana, chocolate banana bread muffin balls.

Okay, you know, but not quite as good. Okay, those are more iconic. You'll die and go to heaven. So, if there's one thing I've learned in 10 years, being a housewife, of being a housewife, you have not been a housewife for 10 years. Jill, stop giving yourself the cheers at it. Okay, you don't get like a special real Pearlman trophy for making a

10 years. Actually, I do have a real Pearlman trophy. Okay, it was actually specially made by me for her that she gave back to me because I want it. So, Pedro's like, she's like, thank God for Jill's hearty appetite. There's the quietest I've seen her. Let this baby eat. So they start talking about Prodession Party. And Durin is like, oh yeah, we can have a Prohibition Party at Blistow Manum. Because as everyone knows, Blistow Manum was built the 20s, and it was used as a place that people could run booze out of,

which A is very fitting. And B, I love that Dorenda just assumes everybody knows everything about her and her life and reads every article that she is ever in because I didn't know that. And I started to do that either. So Jill leans over to Dorenda and she's like, you know what, I feel like Tamer needs a hug.

Either a hug or my famous banana bread pebble things that I made in a muffin tin, okay? So I think she's feeling very uncomfortable. So to Renda goes, okay, well then go give it to her. You know what, I'm not a pandering person, okay? I don't think that's what she should be doing right now. I need a hug. I need a hug.

I'm the one who needs a hug, okay? I really want to see a most opial baltic on a trampoline this morning, and I didn't get to see it. All past him stayed up in the bedroom. It's not fair, I need a hug. King, you know, I just think she needs a hug. Also, probably some eye drops,

because I don't think I've remembered ever seen her blink her eyes this entire time, but we've been here. Just like two little black dots to just stay up and stay with you beadly. Anyway, I'm gonna give her a hug. So she goes and everybody's kind of starting to leave and she goes, Hey, Dorenta, I just said, Tamara, I want to give you a hug and she said, I need a hug. And everyone's like, oh, see, I gave a hug.

That's what I do. People are in need. I give them hugs. That's it. You just got zaren't. I love Dorenta. I was like, hi, man, I'll hug you. Also, listen, you just got zarened. I love Dorenda's like, hi man, I love you all so listen, you know what guys, I just, you know what I think it was like a lot of stress, a lot of bills happen I just like I just get to me, I don't know guys, that's really old, I'll give you a hug and tell him it's like, I don't know how Graduates, I'm ready to move on, Batch, I'm like you hold all the grudges, just call up Gretchen face tune Rossi, okay? Yes So Marcos is cleaning in a dildo belt, which is really funny He's like walking around with one of the inflatable dildos and they all come home

And they start taking maps or doing whatever until dinner and during this like this thing of that please tell Nana For everyone was to go quiet. Gas leaks got everybody knows you know that house is a one giant gas leak. Maybe it's the booze that served from 10 a.m. to 3 30 p.m. That causes the 4 p.m. Now. So Tamara and Vicki, who just got over this fight with during the earned bed going, oh yeah, she wanted to let us together But we're our own people yeah, we're our own people. Yeah, we're all people and I don't have the energy to fight

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I said it. I started it. I better start And then I start doing this the thing of like you know, she has this book making her it's a lie She's making me not feel welcome in her home. She doesn't make my feel welcome. I was like, okay. So then Jill, meanwhile, she's talking to her boyfriend and she's like, first of all, Gary. It's named Gary, right?

Gary, first of all, I'm sitting by the pool in Bluestone, Manna. I'm in heaven. Okay, it's like, I feel like I'm at the end of the journey of having one of my famous banana chocolate Flagstone things that come out of the muffin tin. Okay, this is the most gorgeous setting. I'm not leaving This is heaven on earth. You can have to get a Korean to get me out of here Gary Gary this is the most amazing place. I've ever been for Taylor's here now Gary call you later

You know what Taylor whenever I don't have anybody to talk to I talk to Gary call you later. You know what Taylor, whenever I don't have anybody to talk to, I talk to Gary. My poor Gary. Come on. Could you imagine all day long, Joe? Where are you? You know what I'm getting out of a cab. It was such a long day. Is it going to rain? I thought I smelled raining. You know what I got to go. Click. I was like, it's found from what else to talk to. Yeah, exactly. So Taylor is saying, she's talking about how Dorenda got really vulnerable in the van ride back from the tea party, talking about how she's basically crying and saying

that every now and then, like, how nice it must be to be able to just, like, for Eva to be able to call and talk to her husband. And Taylor really liked Dorenda's vulnerability. And Jules, like, you know what I'm finding with Dorenda is that she's getting angrier and angry as she's getting older. And I think it's displaced anger. That's what I gotta say. I think it's displaced anger. I mean, you would think this is a woman who's been fired from her job and lost her husband. I don't know why she's getting so angry all the time. So she's like, you know, I knew D'Arunda when she married Richard and she loved being mis-richet, Mrs. Richard Medley. I'll tell you that. And I don't blame her. It was a very good person to be.

Very rich, okay? But, you know, the truth is, I didn't know her all that well. But when Richard died, I took her out to, you know, I took her out to things. And then even to film Housewives a couple of times. And, you know, why I reached out? Because I knew she was a widow. And then it just sort of dissipated.

And then she was on Housewives. And I wasn't on housewives. And to be honest, she hasn't been very nice to me. She hasn't been very nice. Now what Jill is really saying is that bitch was sad and crying at home and had no friends. And then I came into her life and I got her on housewives and then she dumped me. Right? Because Jill is one of those who's like, he is what I did for you.

You know, she's got a whole list of shit she's done for you. Yeah. And she says, you know, I would think that because they're in the last Richard and I lost Bobby, it would bring us together, but D'Aurinda has been very dismissive of me over the years. Just like, I'll talk to you after we're done filming in six months. Like, fuck you. Fuck you. I mean, I'm wearing gorgeous sunglasses from Ralph Lauren and you're gonna diss me like that.

It's unbelievable. You know, and I think that Darynda's suffering because Richard, because of Richard and couldn't, can't handle being around me because I'm happy. Because again, Ralph Lauren's sunglasses. Right. Okay, Jill. You know, if just for anybody else saying this, I would be like, well, that's shitty if Darynda, but it's Jill.

And I know that Jill means like, okay, Jill, you know, Jill was calling all the time. It's like, oh, they're filming. Oh, I know, Tyran, I'm gonna crawl and she's trying to get all the gossip with the girls and do all the talking. And Tyran is like, I'll call you when I'm done filming because you know that she's just trying to get back on the show constantly by calling Tyran to like, oh, really? You got a problem with Bethany Waga. I'll tell you, I will tell her off off and this is what I would tell her Now what make Ronnie what on earth makes you think that Jill Zarin would just be throwing herself to be on camera Hey, you guys doing a podcast tomorrow watch what happens you want me to be on? I

Can send a bad boy you guys record So So, um, chill, it's like, you know, I just had to let things go. I just, that's me, the big forgive her. I'm like, oh, okay, chill. So then, uh, everybody's getting ready and they're, they're putting on their, you know, roaring twenties clothes and, um, wait, is pro-abession roaring twenties? It is, right? Yeah, and that's the time we're going.

Pro-abession! Is that one alcohol was legal, illegal, or is that's the time we're going pro-abession. Is that one? Alcohol was legal illegal or is that one the country was all for bitches going in places prohibition? Pro-bitchin I'm very sick prohibition. I imagine you can have alcohol. Why would you even want to live? By the way, any more alcohol. I need more. I'm like Yeah, I'm sure there's a large segment of people who do not appreciate that comment. And then, so now they're just like,

they're gathering downstairs and Tim's like, just that's my head, it's just all right at batch. So they're just like, they go outside, they're walking down the path to the table outside. There's like, I mean, there's like the 10th time they've had to walk down to a table out in the backyard. Yes, they really have nothing to do. And beyond the mixologist is there,

I just thought that was funny. They're like the new people over. Yeah, the more the mixologist. There's like a baby. Yeah, this is like, oh my God, we're having fun. And Brandy almost starts her fur on fire by the teaky torch or whatever. And then they, they're taking pictures

and there's a statue, like a mannequin that they've had dressed to look like the painting in Durantus room, in her dining room or living her pink aqua, whatever the fuck. And so they knock the statue over and time it's like, I didn't do it! So it's like fun and games, fun and games. And then they knocked the statue over and time was like, I did do it! So it's like fun and games, fun and games. And then they sit down for a bourbon tasting

because Derobix wasn't enough. Now we're gonna do Derinda's bourbon. Yeah, Derinda knows how to work an opportunity. He's doing a handbook. Her bourbon, her Derobix. So, welcome to the Bluestone Manor Species tonight. Brought to you by Bluestone Manor bourbon and Derobics actually welcome to the Bluestone Manor species tonight brought to you By Bluestone Manor bourbon and Derobics International. I mean, I could you know

I could cry you all made such a good effort. You know, cuz I love a good theme in life I love a good team at a party. I love a good team in bed You better shut the fuck up with your themes. Okay, cuz you know, yeah, here's a for you. Here's a theme for you Don't eat in the bedroom. Okay, that's the theme for tonight. Don't eat in the bedroom, okay? That's the theme for tonight. Don't fucking eat in the bedroom. Anyway, welcome. Mm-hmm. This theme tonight is Worm Twenties

as told in a series of plaques. Okay. Yeah. So the guy comes out and he's like, it's a bourbon tasting and here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go into the bum hole and they're like, bum hole. Ha, ha, ha. Sounds listen, in sexual.

I did not realize that Bunghole, I learned something from the show, I did not realize that Bunghole was a specific thing on like a barrel, I thought it was just- Oh really? Someone doesn't pay attention to Bravo because we've learned that so many times, most recently on Real House was Dallas.

But okay, okay. I did not remember the Balow lesson okay I apologize I apologize so drink and Vicki has just decided to be fun for whatever reason so she's like we're gonna whoop it up we're gonna whoop it up! We're gonna whoop it up! And by the way, cut to later in the episode, she's like, I'm going to sleep. Pfft. So...

Pfft. Pfft. While they're all whooping it up. So, she's like, yeah, I'm so ready to whoop it up. Like, these people, yeah, they don't know how to do it. Okay? Wait. So then, they're like, they're pulling out the burbing and like, bong it, bong it, bong it,

and they also are drinking it, and Jill just gags. It tastes awful. Okay, it tastes like nail polish remover, which I have many bottles of. I got them out of great discounted target, $2 for 20 bottles of nail polish remover. It was amazing. It was a great deal.

If you wanna buy some, I have to buy my room. Okay, but she's like, I don't know how to make a drink this stuff. And Fader's like, it tastes like lotter fluid to me. I don't know why I can drink this stuff. And Fadre's like, it tastes like a lot. If fluid to me, I don't know how anybody drinks this. So Vicki's just still going, whoop, whoop! And so then she's like, then it just cuts to like two minutes later. And Vicki's talking to Eve and she's like, I just, I don't want to work so hard, dear boy.

I beg the God, say God, I know you close the door, but where's the other door? If there's only one door, but there's not another door, it's just like, is there a back door in this house? Like, what if there's a fire? How do you get out of the house? How do you even ensure somebody with only one door? You know what I mean?

If you close the door and it's a garage door, and Gina's friend Frankie's living in the garage, that that door ever really closed. And who's no? Can I have victim? I'm during this like, ad the Curse of Brown liquor. When minute you laugh and your ass off and the next minute you're Vicki Compton.

It's quite a journey. It's quite a journey. So yeah, Vicki's all in her feels and she's like crying and she's like, I just, you know, I just want to be incredible. And I wanted to be this person, since I had a lot of, a lot of friends and people think I'm incredible. And you know, if I didn't, I failed myself. So to hear that like, I have bad matters, you know, it's like I failed. I failed as a person. Yeah, you know, now I'm questioning myself

because I have food in my room. You're good. You're good in my room. I'm a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person.

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I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I're having a great time. And like, the cameras like flashing her boobs all over and stripping. She's like stripping down herself. Yeah. And then they're all dancing and they start like taking off Marcos' shirt. And it's just like, it's just like sloppy, a lot of sloppiness.

And they're having fun though. It's like the first time they've like really partied. And so now it's like 9.15 pm. So they walk back up into the house and they're just like changing into stuff more comfortable. Jill comes downstairs and she goes, now I'm cozy. Now I'm in Ralph Lauren.

Everyone look, Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren. You have a seat left. It's not funny. She does. Every time she comes out, she's like, Ralph Lauren. Donutella.

Jill and Ali. He's like, why am I getting my phone taken away? And she's like, because I heard you were being bad, and that is not gonna happen while I'm away. He's like, I didn't do anything and she goes, you were participating in the fussing? You were participating. Fussing participant.

So then Jill, meanwhile, in case you didn't hear me, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, anything and she goes you were participating in the fussing. Which I love. Participating. Fussing participant. So then Jill, meanwhile in case you didn't hear the first time she's going, Ralph, the Ren Cash, Mia, just announcing it again. Crazy. So then they're all gathering kind of in the living room area and to Rinda is like, hey,

it's really funny. Let me and Jill have known Chad live for so long. Oh yeah, 20 years. 20 years. Because oh, you know what, Vicki, you're gonna love this story. So we both ended up in London. Yes! Bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi.

Brandy just comes in like, like, like, like, I don't know, just like crazy, ready to go, you know. Yeah. But he's like, she's gonna be able to do a shot after the story. Okay, so my husband was opening the offices of Lehman Brothers and it, oh, oh, we're gonna have some fun or what?

And so Tim was like, I have fun. So they go off, Durin never really gets to finish her story because they're being, like in the other room, Tamra's now like showing her tatas to the, she's like, oh my God, I thought I had nipple covers on and they're being like in the other room, Tamra is now like showing her tatas to the, she's like, oh my God, I thought I had nipple covers on and they're just like doing shots or being sloppy over in there.

And then Jill, they just get sidetracked. So then Eve is like, I gotta go to bed. Yeah, Eve is like, I gotta go to bed because I'm doing my show in the morning and she goes, oh, yeah, show. What time is he show? I would say five, when am, what time is your show? Oh, it's at five. When am I coming on as a guest?

And it is no gel, no, no gel. And he was like, oh, well, we'd have to get clearance for that because this is like a nationally syndicated radio show. Oh, okay. Can I just come sit on the side of the bed, wouldn't that be funny? Joe's there with not saying anything on the side of the bed. I mean, that right there, you know what? You won't hear me at all a lot of that was a pitch on a baseball field that would have been a home run

Okay, I really don't play baseball so I'm not really sure how that goes But that was a good pitch as well. I brought I brought some Ralph Lauren sheets. I can put them on the bed and sit on them They'll be great No, yeah, we're gonna bottom No, yeah, too much, yeah, too much. And he was like, whatever, I'm going to bed. So Durinda is still slurring too much, no, because Durinda is shit face, right? No, just like, what?

Why are you so upset about it? And she's like, you know what? You said you laughed at it. This is so awkward, it's a thirsty. You know what, she can speak for herself. You don't have to jump in. She can jump in and she can say, you know what Jill is not a good time Okay, I've got friends with podcasts and radio shows like I have a radio. I've listen to radio my sister has a radio show

I know what radio is I saw Woody Allen's radio days back in the 80s before we knew about Woody Allen Okay, so like I know but I understand radio and radio since it was living in a radio shack All right, like that's how long I've known radio no one handles radio better than me. Okay, very good friend Like that's how long I've known radio. No one here knows radio better than me. Okay, a very good friend of mine. And she's like, it's awkward, Jill. Come on, sit on the bag. Get some food, guys, Jill.

Let's go through that. Check, all right, you know what? I'm gonna go to bed. Me too, I'm gonna go to bed too. That sounds good. So the whole night is sure, and Jill is pissed. So, Fager has on the phone. Like, listen now, that was fussing in the same neighborhood as a fusser.

You never gonna get your phone back. So, Jill passes and she's like, bitch. She's a bitch. That's what she is. So, with that, she tried to be nice. You know what, she could just hold it, she could know a lot of the way. She just dressed me down.

You went there, Pedro. Trust me on this one. You're gonna have to trust me. Because you know what, trust me? Radio. All right, you know I probably gotta go off from it right now so Dorenda walks by and she's like you know I just I think you made it awkward you know what you don't have to make me feel bad about it I think I've been pretty supportive Dorenda and I don't think you needed to do that to me I'm just gonna

go to bed I'm just gonna go to bed and Vatua's like Jesus I'm I know I'm so sick of it I'm so sick here I am my Ralph, formally wearing vintage Dior glasses and also a robe with Jill and Ali earlier this morning when I made my banana bread, which is to die for. And now this is, I'm just sick of it. I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed. So then of course, her name is like, go to bed, chill, go to bed. She was like, yeah, I am, because I'm sick of it.

So then if Jill goes to the interview room and the attic or whatever, she's like, yeah, I am because I'm fucking sick of it. So then Jill goes to the interview room and the attic or whatever So she's like, you know what? And Fadre comes in and sits with her on the couch Like, you know what? I'm just like, I've held so much back with her like it's her house number one And I know how hard she's worked number two and you know what number three? I don't think I've ever seen Durin support me ever, you know That's it ever it never what it may and fate just like Participating in fussing, you know, she's like making a little mark in her head Do you ever fuss? So then downstairs sandwiches running around with the boo bow and brandy is like

I think these bitches need to take their estrogen They're so old, they got for Tamara. So then now Eva has entered the confessional upstairs with Fadra and Jill. And she's like, why are you crying? What is this? What's going on? And now Durrindas and there's another all piling in.

And Jill has her head in her hands. And Eva's like, she wanted to support you. She wanted to support you. And Jill's like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push myself on you. I didn she wanted to support you. She wanted to support you and Joel's like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push myself on you. I didn't mean to do that. Durrindo was like, when you say I can't do that because it's indicated, when she said, I can't do that because it's indicated,

don't say, I'm gonna go lay on the bed. That's not what you do, Joe. Well, maybe she feels that she's supportive of you over the years and you haven't been supportive back to her. And Trin just like, well she feels that she's supportive of you over the years and you haven't been supportive back to her. And turned to say, well, now that, I don't know if that happens. You know, yeah, la, la, la, la. And then it's a brandy and tamar, just trying so hard to be like, oh my god, we're so

fun. The China's booties, my vagina works. It's like they're doing that all thing. And then it cuts back to Duryman. She's going, she's going move over Move over for the couch Are you are you saying you supported me for years? Tell me I've supported you, you know, I mean I'm supporting Eva Right about supporting you because a poor girl wants to go to bed. I do a show

All right, and you know what I thought you loved me, but clearly not. Clearly not. And now Taylor's in there too. Like they're just all piled in. And now Jill's, now Jill, she's just crying. She's sobbing in her hands. And Fager's like, the bourbon is just too damn strong. She's like, brown liquor makes people act like this.

That's why I don't take it Ah, you know what this is like a tornado mix with a hurricane mixed with a tsunami and Durinda's cuts back to Durinda going like everything we think through And you make something people yet says in the captions indistinct You went to these people. I mean, you're crying out of these ridiculous. I mean, all due respect to the we all know you. And you're going to this one. And she'll go, you know what, this behavior makes the winter a really horrible person. I'm not saying that she's a bad person. I'm saying her behavior is intolerable.

And that in turn makes a horrible person a bad person, but she's not horrible in bad person. Just a behavior in every essence of of being. That's all. So, just like, I'm going to bad and during the immediately the fake sobbing has turned off, she's, oh yeah, she's going to bed because she can't handle it. It's like, no, I can't. She's weak. Yeah, I am weak. Yeah, because you can't do a radio show. That's my fucking amateur. And then it ends with Dorenda walking down the hall going, that's poorly. That's poorly. This show is bonkers. I know. I love it. I love it. The two big fights were about yogurt and Jill trying to force herself on to Eva's radio show. It's great. Indue it. Love it. Well, thank you everybody so much for being with us.

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