Watch What Crappens - RHUGT: Villa Bye

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, the bottle myste...ry reaches a satisfying conclusion.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:09 What happens What crap What What What Happens when there's so what if Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious. Mr. Ronnie Kherm, Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hi, hey Ben, how are you? Good, we just finished a very big long weekend. We went to Toronto and Philadelphia. Thanks to everyone who came out to those shows. They were both so fun. We had a blast and now we have a few weeks of chill time before we hit the road again. Right before Mother's Day weekend or ripe for Mother's Day, I should say we're going to New York. On, I believe that is the 11th. May 11th we're going to New York. And then two days later we are going to DC. Both shows are going to be enormous shows.
Starting point is 00:03:21 So we are excited to see you there. And then, and then the tour is almost over. In June, June, we wrap it all up. San Diego, St. Paul, Minnesota, Chicago, Columbus, Boston, Foxwoods, and then that's it. So see us now or see us not now. But like you won't be seeing us for the rest of 2023 if you don't come to these shows. So we hope you all come. It was a great, great, great time. And today we're talking Girls Trip, the final episode of that, but before we do that, just a reminder, go on to patreon patreon.com slash watch or crap ends. And depending on the tier that you support us at, you can get videos of us recording the episodes. You can get our weekly bonus episode.
Starting point is 00:04:06 This week we're gonna put below DexSailing that recap as our bonus episode. And then there's also a Discord channel. So come join us over there. And now Ronnie, are you ready for the final episode of Girl's Trip? Yes, I am. You know, I did not expect a twist in this whole thing and I absolutely love that we got a twist
Starting point is 00:04:30 Yeah, I mean, I think I'm in the minority as someone who really loves this season of The so so I was so happy that we even got a little mystery because you know those are my favorite kinds of shows. I love a mystery show. Okay? Yeah. That's what I'd love to do. I'd love to watch mysteries and guess what's happening? Okay. You know, like the mystery of why I don't look one day older than my own daughter slash best friend. Every day. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Whoa. It's no mystery. You just use true or new. Okay? Yeah. There was a twist twist that was a funny moment Look, I'm happy for you know, I did not love this season whatsoever But I'm happy there were a lot of people who loved it a lot of people thought it was really funny So like that's awesome. That's awesome that people were were We're into it. I tried did did not work for me did not click I did click with the content, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun making fun of it. Yeah, so let's get on with it, Shail, William. Yeah, so the episode opens up with Marisol and PJs lying around in the confessional,
Starting point is 00:05:39 saying, oh, I need a, I need a therapist. And then we see all these flashbacks of the craziness that happened over the past eight days, seven or eight days at Villa, Villa Eye in Thailand. Yeah, send in Dr. Belvedere. So then we see last night, there's the dancing on the pole and Porsche is saying, Porsche's fight, everyone's story is born to you, Leah.
Starting point is 00:06:04 And then them saying, oh, so you're scared of a big dig, is this what you're saying? a portion of fight everyone's stories point to you Leah and then I'm saying also your scared of the big dig is this what you're saying and Heather saying yes I'm terrified of big dicks and Whitney saying well they at least have to be able to use their nose which just stopped the entire conversation and I've literally been thinking about all week yeah it's haunted I'm Lebanese. Listen, our people, I think actually you and I, Lebanese people and Jewish people have stereotypical things said about our noses, right?
Starting point is 00:06:34 We've got like big noses. Like the most out of the world. I've literally never heard of getting fucked with the nose before. I know. Everyone has a kink, you know? By the way, speaking of your Lebanese heritage, you often say that everything's always about F. Murray Abraham. And I have to say that we as
Starting point is 00:06:52 podcasters, I feel like we have really reached a new tier because apparently F. Murray Abraham did something wrong. And we were on the email distribution lists for his public apology and I have to say that was to be like to reach that that tier We're receiving celebrity apology emails that meant a lot. That's pretty big guys So who was who was it from this email? I didn't see it. There was like a publicist. It was a very terse apology that was like I did not I was telling some jokes. I had a lovely time on that job. I missed them all. I told some jokes to some colleagues. Yeah, because the stuff was like sexual and appropriate behavior and all that. The article I read was that he's like 83 now or something like that, which God damn. Yeah, I read that he just made some jokes and some people didn't like him. So sorry
Starting point is 00:07:49 I mean basically it was like I'm F. Murray fucking Abraham and I'm 85 So what are you gonna fucking do? I'm already so he can't drag me down any further. Okay. I became famous by being evil and I'm leaving this shit by being evil. Fuck all you guys. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but yeah, there you go with that. I am impressed that we got it. So thanks, worlds. Thanks for making us feel special on someone else's downfall day. I know. Exactly. Just waiting for the letters from Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson today. So you don't know what they do They both got fired today
Starting point is 00:08:30 Tucker got fire. I mean Don Lemon. I can see getting fired just because I don't know CNN's what no to say because CNN like attempts to have like some sort of like standards CNN attempts to have some sort of standards. I mean, Tom Levin, I guess I could see. But Tucker, I mean, doesn't Tucker have an army of little people in bow ties that just stand up for Tucker no matter what he does? Yeah, but I think that he cost Fox News a lot of money
Starting point is 00:09:02 recently, so I think that Fox News was like Listen, we were finally below Riley. We'll be fine when we get rid of you. We'll find some other Yeah, below Riley camera. Yeah, below Riley's still pretty much gone, right? Oh, so this is all over that lawsuit yeah for the voting machines. Oh, man, let me tell you when I told you I giving up on the real world, I wasn't fucking kidding. I don't pay attention to anything. Yeah, the best. I don't care anymore. There are memes going around that are like pictures of Kerry from succession.
Starting point is 00:09:34 People are like, well, that was her moment. And yeah, I've given up on the real world completely. I all like care about our housewives and Danielle being wrong on Summer House. It's literally all I care about. Although I have also given up on the real world the TV show too, just for the record. So anyway, back to this, back to the fake real world.
Starting point is 00:09:58 So Whitney is telling Jazeal that she smoked two joints last night. Whitney is all of us in high school after the first time we did anything that was rebellious, just advertising it the next day. I smoked two joints last night. I did pot. I did the pot thing. Yeah, it was nice.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I did marriagewanas. I got really stoned. I could really like, I've in love with feelings. Yeah, yeah, you know anybody who's a smoker knows you don't need to smoke to join today That's just in one sitting that's just silly, you know, hi, hi But you know it's dumbass Whitney and you know god god bless Whitney having a good time Also god bless Whitney finally learning how to drop some shit Right when I'm sick of hearing it because she never does it on her show but on this show she's like you know what this isn't about me
Starting point is 00:10:51 and Heather and I was like thank you Whitney because I am sick of hearing about you the weather and I appreciate you knowing I appreciate you learning to read a room now learning to read in general will get to but learning to read a room helps me so thank you so they're just like talking about the like the pole dancing last night and busy they're saying how like Jazeal noticed that Heather did not even go close to the stripper pole and when he goes in all the time that I've known her she's never touched my pole. They crack up. It just feels like not she's never touched my pole. They start cracking up. I love the Whitney's always had that in the back of her mind.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I have a stripper pole in my basement and Heather even though she's my cousin, hasn't even touched it. It's funny, she's talking like it's a coffee mug, right? Imagine putting down a coffee mug of tea in front of someone that just started afraid to touch a coffee mug. And it's like that would be a little strange, but a stripper pole, I don't know. I mean, I'm not afraid to touch a stripper pole, but I also don't think it's strange if some people are like, I don't know, it's not quite for me. I think it's important for people to know that I judge their stripper poll. And that's it, because I do.
Starting point is 00:12:09 I'm not a stripper, I don't judge it in a stripper club. I mean, that's where they're, you know, I like it there. But people are like, oh yeah, I'm so, guys, I have a stripper poll in my house. And I'm like, oh my God, Ronnie, is a stripper poll in his house? That's thirsty and unneeded, and I will judge you. And guess what, I'm not touching your stripper pull because I've known strippers I've been very close with a lot of strippers in my life and they have stripper pull etiquette they know how to wipe it down they've all got
Starting point is 00:12:33 whipies I mean listen they could pull out a ping pong a dollar bill or a whipe from their vagina and they will clean that shit right or their boob crease or something some part of them and they will have the you know they'll clean it down properly. I don't trust Whitney. I think Whitney, to Whitney, her poll is just a toy that she gets to show off that she can do the splits. And that's all she, and I'm not touching that poll there. Well, I'm not using poll as also like a little sad.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I mean, it's, there is, like you said, it's, there's something like thirsty about it. It's just like this suburban stripper poll in the basement. So I wonder if Heather just doesn't touch it because it's just like touching a sad, a sad sad thing. Not that it's scandalous, it's just saddalous. It's just it's like sad. I don't wanna touch this and endorse this very sad prop.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Yeah, and you know what, it's also not safe. Like there's no inspector. There's no pole inspector to make sure, like if you're building a new bathroom, if you're doing a bathroom, you have to do the shower and then you have to put water in the bottom of the shower and ask to stay there for 48 hours and an inspector has to make sure that nothing is leaked. You know what I mean? And that's just for a shower.
Starting point is 00:13:41 You don't have to do that for something people are swinging off of. Heather's not going to swing off that fucking pole. Get that inspected. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm team Heather on this one. So then Pepsi's bringing some food to Giselle by the pool and she tells him she's like, so for lunch hour today, please,
Starting point is 00:14:00 enlarge a picture of the puddle if you can, and bring the easel, because this may be the last day in Thailand And these ladies think I may have forgotten about the tequila, but I have not Duh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Not anyone, Pips! Lipsy! You've just zipped the lips of Pipsy! No one's gonna know a thing. So then mystery music in Thailand. I like that they just do their usual mystery music,
Starting point is 00:14:33 but like with Thailand, instruments, Thailand-ish instruments. Yeah. Thai instruments, I guess I should say. Yeah. And getting ready music. So then Leah is in the fucking hospital still with her IV and she's like this IV is like an eight hour ban but I don't want to miss like the final dinner. I'm not going to go
Starting point is 00:14:53 out like that. I'm leaving. Yeah and then they all are I don't think you're a rebel when you leave the hospital after you check yourself in the first place. You know what I mean? You know what I two days for food poisoning. So that's like, it's not crazy. I think you're only a rebel for running away from the hospital when they force you into the hospital and you like find a way out like girl interrupted.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I don't think it's just like when you're in a terminator. Yeah. Yeah. So, I did anybody run from the hospital and girl interrupted, I was just trapped. You know, I never saw it. I never saw girl. I would have to assume that someone tried. Otherwise, they're not really interrupted. Right? Oh my God. You owe some some prayers to our Lord and Savior, Angelina Jolie. I mean, I don't know how you listen. Here's the truth
Starting point is 00:15:41 about Angelina Jolie. She's not made many very good movies. Now admittedly, that was her Oscar winning performance. I'm sure that one's good. But if you look at her filmography, she has a lot of very blah movies. I would say the majority of her movies are blah. I'm gonna put it on. I'm putting it right out there.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I'm gonna say it, okay. Oh, good boy. Someone gonna take a stance for the changeling. Someone gonna take a stance for it. I liked the changeling. I thought that was a stance for. I liked the changeling. I thought that was a very good movie actually. I actually never saw it. Really?
Starting point is 00:16:10 So you're gistening the changeling? It was actually a really good, I'm not really, I don't wanna overstate it now just because I'm trying to make you look wrong on this podcast, but it was good. It was interesting. What about the one we're seeing? I think the weather girl, you know?
Starting point is 00:16:25 What was that see There's one more she's don't try and compare me missing her playing a weather girl to you missing girl interrupted That's a much different miss. I feel totally fine about missing girl interrupted. I feel like I got it I saw the commercials. I was like that's a great movie So it was it was the commercials. Yeah, like, that's a great movie. So it was the commercials, yeah. It was, you know, they bought. There was nothing surprising. Winona Ryder is having issues in her life.
Starting point is 00:16:53 She goes to this facility, She meets Angelina Jolie, who's like a wild, wild at heart-free spirit. They bond, they learn from each other, they grow, and then they ultimately have to leave each other. And I thought, wow, murder's them all. Yeah, and then they ultimately have to leave each other. And I think they do all murders. Yeah, and that's how it ends. That was a great movie.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Give her the Oscar. I've seen it basically. Yeah, she got it. She won. So then, let's see, Leah leaves the hospital, porous just doing her hair, and Pepsi comes in to check on her. She's like, Pepsi, you look so skinny. Have you lost weight since we got here and he's like
Starting point is 00:17:27 What does he say oh he tells her what they're gonna do yeah, they're going to run He ignores the weight loss question because he doesn't want to talk about being on a Zempik and then have everybody jump on his ass and Thailand Wow everyone even Pepsi even Pepsi So Porsche is making jokes about like that she like Like he's acting like a husband or like he's looking for a woman because he's like treating them so well and She's gonna she's gonna set him up. She's gonna set up Pepsi with someone. So now the girls go because he's gonna give He's giving them all traditional Thai gowns to wear He's like I want you guys all to dress traditional Thai today.
Starting point is 00:18:06 And then we have special stylists that are going to come in and help you. And she's like, oh my God, you're actually like a husband dressing us, buying us gowns. I think this answers a big question too that a lot of people had, which is why they're getting away with this problematic dressing up in Thailand costumes, I guess. And is it appropriation or is it not appropriation? And I think when Pepsi makes you wear it, it's considered not appropriation. So there you go, internet. There is my final judgment.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Yes, it's not appropriation today. Innocent. So now they're all hopping into vans. Vantime again, they're going to go into town. And Whitney's like, I think that we've experienced everything that you can experience emotionally, right? And Heather's like, well, who surprised you the most on this trip? And so Candace then turns to Whitney and says, Whitney, I didn't know what to expect from you. And you're my favorite.
Starting point is 00:19:08 And she basically is like, you're my favorite. I love you the most. There's no one else here who can like and be with you. You're just like the best person, specifically not only in this car, but also the group, but even more so in this car. And Heather's just sitting there like this. That's what you like the most.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Especially in this car. And it was so shitty because Heather is the one who asked the question, that's the one who cares the most, you know, the one who's like, oh my God, who surprised you most. So she wants to hear you, Heather. I mean, I knew you were gonna be amazing, but this amazing, wow! Well, you're the most amazing, but Candace is like, no, you smell and Whitney's the best.
Starting point is 00:19:42 And Heather's like, suddenly I feel like the third wheel on a first date. And we don't worry about me back here girls. I mean, this doesn't affect me at all. I'm not jealous. I'm not sensitive. The gang got our heart of stone back here. Who cares what I think? Now I did just get dis by someone with a lot of followers.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I also like how Candace proclaims Whitney as her favorite as if she's like Introducing someone at the Kennedy Center honors this person has been so influential to me and surprised me more than anyone I ever thought could be So in the other van, it's Mary soul Porsche to sell an Alexia. I'm Mary soul's like unless you know this tiny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha original cast are still eight here eight years later. So that means that was a good job, right? I mean, 50% still here. And Alexie's like, well, I disagreed that they did a great job casting because that's why we were,
Starting point is 00:20:52 that's why we were on TV for eight years, okay? I have a different version. I think there were horrible casting and I think this whole group that that whole group didn't make sense, you know? I'm the only one who says it. And even though she's my friend, she doesn't support. What I say.
Starting point is 00:21:04 I love, Alexie turns this into a litmus test of friendship. You know, I'm the only one who says that, and even though she's my friend, she doesn't support what I say. Don't get Alexia turns this into a litmus test of friendship. Like Marisol's the one who has the hot take and then Alexia comes in and says, no, that's wrong. And then it's like, why don't you support me? I'm like, because she's the one who had, she's the one who posted, she stated the her own theory,
Starting point is 00:21:20 and you're the one who didn't support a theory. Yeah, she sucks. She's being really, she's being mean. And you know, that's fun. She is theory. Yeah, she sucks. She's being really mean. And you know, I suppose someone being mean to Mary Sol, because Mary Sol does mean things to people. But come on, don't be mean to your best friend on the last day. You can't just try and like,
Starting point is 00:21:36 spread out all this drama on the last day. Do it in the beginning like everybody else. I'm Marisol just trying to prop herself up. She's trying to explain why she's even on the strip in the first place, the first friend of, I guess some of them have been friend of us before, but Marisol's, they are with much more established cast, with much more established cast members, although I guess actually not so like cities,
Starting point is 00:21:58 that's not as established. But the point is this, Marisol's just trying to sort of, sort of fluff out the resume a little bit and like, no, no, no, no, we're horrible. We're a terrible show. We didn't even make any sense. That's why we're off the air for so many years, you know, which I would actually argue is not really totally the casting department's fault. I think it's Bravo's fault for how they manage the show, but that's for a different discussion. Well, it kept changing production values every year. I mean, one year it was supposed to be a different show about going to dinner parties or something.
Starting point is 00:22:28 And then the next year, it became a housewife show and it was great. And then the third year tried to turn it into like more of a tele novella style, which is what we've seen now, like the way they shoot it and the really high production quality. But they only did that for the first episode and then the rest of it just kind of went downhill, because none of the cast would talk to each other anymore. Like they all went in on Leah and then Leah wouldn't talk to them and so yeah, that's the quick history of it. But I think this is basically her way of just blaming Leah for shit. Yeah, probably that too, you know. If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty. And now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more
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Starting point is 00:25:11 So, um, uh, Alexia's like, oh well you know like Marisol and I just finished like season 5 and like it was like a very tough season for me and like I was like fighting with all the girls in group and like she'd like just the size to stay quiet and like I feel like my best friend like you need to stick out for me and like show me you have my back I mean hello when you're a born or star you need to also have like people who are born supporters of stars. Okay? Yeah, you know why? Because there's a song and it's called the Wim beneath my wings.
Starting point is 00:25:29 And it's not because the bird needed that wind, but without the wind, what's the word, the bird flapping in? You know what I mean? It must have been colder in my shadow. If there's nobody colder in your shadow, are you even a star? Somebody get married in my sort of poncho, please. Is it like noon time?
Starting point is 00:25:45 Like where's my shadow? So, the all, you don't stick up for me even when I'm dead ass wrong. I mean, Marisol is the biggest kiss ass we've seen on these shows in years. And if she can't stand up for you, you're wrong, Alexia. Learn how to admit that you're wrong. And say that you are sorry. Also, don't you get the feeling like Marisol literally always stands up for Alexia?
Starting point is 00:26:08 Where does Alexia pulling this out of? Like, I think like Marisol's whole thing is that she just takes up Alexia's fights. She stopped talking to Adriana on behalf of Alexia at the end of Miami season. So I don't know what you're talking about. It was that Nicole fight. It was the Nicole fight.
Starting point is 00:26:24 It was the looking things up online and the I didn't scroll all the way to the bottom. And Mary so wasn't taking her side in that. She's like, well, she can fight her own battles. Guys, I mean, I'm not a hundred percent her mouthpiece. And then that got Alexia really pissed off. Yeah. Because you know that Mary so Alexia were in that together. But once they're proven wrong, Mary so knew how to say, okay, I'm sorry, sorry, you know, but Alexi's like, no, no, no, no, you're mad at me because you have to score to the bottom now, the internet really, because nobody told me, so why aren't you mad at the internet? You know what you need to do? You need to call Mr. Bing, that's
Starting point is 00:26:58 what you need to call Bing. Chandler, okay, go to his website. So now they're at this restaurant, there's a whole bunch of Lotus Pads, and it's really pretty, and there's sort of like the way there's like a pond in the restaurant, but there's almost, there's like a walkway that looks like a catwalk. Supporter has this idea like, hey, everyone, let's like do like a fierce walk
Starting point is 00:27:21 down the catwalk, which then became a super famous, well, in our world, super famous, like literally no one's ever seen it or cares about it in anywhere else in the world. But this Instagram story where they were all, like sort of walking the catwalk and Leah was not part of this catwalk, which then started all the rumors that Leah went home early
Starting point is 00:27:39 because there was an elephant poop incident. Yes, and this was the last day of shooting, so they figured Leah was not present. She left the trip. Also, this is like a call back to the season one to talk things that they all did. And I'm sorry, this was cute, but you just can't do it without Ramona.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah, you can't do it without Ramona really made that. Watching Ramona try to dance. Wow. Yeah. So they sit down. They're ordering lunch and everything. It's all chillin' out. And Marisol's like, okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Did somebody do this one already? Okay. Who did you think you were going to like the least before you came here? By our show. Oh, I didn't know we already did that. Yeah, that was an Alexia news network yesterday. Sorry. No, you're drinking too much. Too much Marisol. Yeah, you're drunk now and I don't like it like you say like it but now I don't like it no more. I just like that Marisol was trying to like anchor a scene and they're like no we already did this we're played this game We're out of ideas. Yeah, because Mary so like we've literally just played this game
Starting point is 00:28:51 So Alexi does the alcoholic thing and then we get a nice ATSS and then up just as like Pepsi Pepsi please enter the courtroom Ah and Pepsi brings out a giant see please enter the courtroom and Pepsi brings out a giant poster of the Casa Azul bottle like gigantic poster board that they went to kinkos for now I love that the staff can get this done in one day But they can't find a bottle of Casa Azul for three weeks. No buying it. Class A Azul. Sorry everybody
Starting point is 00:29:22 So he brings it in and just tells like this game is called Court is in session. We're gonna do it Gen Chas style. So if at the last minute you want to say that you're guilty, feel free. This is your moment. Heather will still ride for you. So can I just say that's my out court works. Just in case anyone's wondering in they're the air air-earned court. That's my outworks You can't just plead out in the middle of the case. No. Yeah, no that it's it's it's over by then so Dizel so Jizel's like push-ah do you want to report to witness saw and she's like well I went to Heather's room because I was looking for a mask and so she said like girl look all around like you look wherever you want to look and I didn't see a mask. And so she said like girl, look all around, like you can look wherever you wanna look
Starting point is 00:30:05 and I didn't see a bottle at all. So she is okay. Okay, let the record reflect the witness said no stolen product. Saaah, Heather, you are no longer a suspect. Now Marisol is off the suspect list because she shares a room with Lexia and they were the first to say come search our room
Starting point is 00:30:23 so I'm putting myself on the witness stand and Candace is like you should. It's like and as my witness I will say Candace you are a suspect. Have you even watched the lawn order and where did you learn court? And also like what's up with the lack of scrutiny for Lexian Marisol? Marisol is like you know almost the most obvious candidate to steal the thing and just because they said, oh yeah, check our room first that they're off the hook. No, this is bad.
Starting point is 00:30:51 This is bad for fake, fake, fake, fake court case. It is bad. It is bad for fake court case, or because now people are gonna be like, okay, this is how court works, because they watch the house watch show and that's just not how fucking works.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Now, if a case of street waffles goes missing, I know it's in Ben's bag and that's it. There's nobody else is gonna steal that shit. If there's some peanut M&M's missing, they're mine, you know? Well, we can get some toilet paper missing. It's Bueller. It's Bueller's still in the toilet paper. Everybody knows. Bueller just looks up like me. What? So, um, uh, yeah, so now Jizel's like, can't decide, you're a suspect, because when we were at lunch, you all said you can check,
Starting point is 00:31:31 you said you can check, we all, everyone said you can check my room. I even can't just, you said it, but when we got back, you said, hell no, and she can't just goes, I sure did. I sure did, because I accused everyone, nah, and can't just like, but you were rude.
Starting point is 00:31:44 This was rude of you to do it. But this bottle means something to me, so it was not rude. What does this bottle mean to Giselle? Have we ever actually discovered what the bottle means to Giselle? No, she's so stupid. And that also doesn't make something not rude,
Starting point is 00:31:58 just because it means something to you. It can still, you can still be rude, even if something means something to you. Like, is only being flippant, rude, considered rude? It's just us just making up rules for everything today. So Candace is like, oh, it meant something to you so that does not mean you attack your friends and accuse them of LARCYDEE! You could take the bottle out and put it in your booty hole and fly home for our like, yeah!
Starting point is 00:32:21 and fly home for all I care. It's the cocktail's arrived right on the heels of that. And I'm just gonna say, court is pausing, court is pausing. Okay, court is back in session. Nah. So I would like to say that this has hurt me. Pepsi has lost sleep over this saw, which hurts me even further.
Starting point is 00:32:40 And it just cuts the Pepsi in the corner of the restaurant just sleeping, with a whole, like a pillow. Literally a sleeping gun, still wall. He's standing up sleeping against a window So just like Candice are you innocent or are you guilty? She's like innocent as hell So like is the jury ready to render a verdict and others like um as a juror can I ask a question? How many followers do the other jurors have? Because I think the people with the highest
Starting point is 00:33:05 follower account should get the most vote. Can we all agree as jurors we all become friends and share each other's followers with each other afterwards? So are we just saying in a central guilty on Candace? And Alex is like at this moment we don't have the evidence to find the suspect guilty. I'm telling you right now. As somebody who's been in court very many times for something that wasn't my fault, let me tell you, you have to have evidence against somebody and you have to have a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:33:34 You have to have a lawyer, okay? Please, or give somebody some money. How do you think, oh, well, you know, Peter's at home, okay? You know? Alexia is taking this very seriously. I'd like to add, she's responding as if she is on one of those CNN town halls after a debate. Like, so what did you think about the performance of that candidate? Oh, well, you know, they did a very good job, but you know, we still don't have enough evidence.
Starting point is 00:33:54 So we cannot go any further with this debate until we get all the facts. Yeah, she's taking it very seriously. I tell you, we have more evidence, you know, like, oh, well, you know, Peter, we're talking that homeless man, and that's all I know about it, you know, like what may look like a kick to one person may look, may actually be like him just gently tapping with his foot to show how much he loves him. So, you know, it's hard to say. Yeah, like, what are you going to go watch a flamenco dancer and then the suit, the stage is going to suit them for, for kicking the stage. No, I was dancing, you know, that's it. Like, you need to have, you need to have better courts.
Starting point is 00:34:23 So it needs like, I don't believe that she did it and Candice goes, Miss Trial. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like, well, I can't say she's not guilty because I have doubts about Candace. And Candace is like, you have doubts that I would steal and she goes, I hit Darko Hala. Ha, ha, ha, ha. By the way, during this Whitney is sweating so hard, and I'm like, why is Whitney not on the radar for anyone, by the way?
Starting point is 00:35:00 And does anyone notice that she is literally the only one sweating at this restaurant right now during this faux interrogation? I mean, hello, point the finger at her. I think as literally she's such a ding dong that nobody knows what to do about Whitney. Whitney is always just, and she smoked too much last night and she's wasted half the time.
Starting point is 00:35:17 She's wearing her sunglasses indoors half the time. I mean, I think they just figure she has a problem and they just let the sweating go. Yeah. So yeah, Jizelle says that she thinks Candace is guilty, but due to what everyone has said, she's going to put this under advisement, whatever that means. So, it's also not how court works. Yeah. But like you don't get to just say, yeah, you don't get to just say later, hey, you're back in court now. No. So Candace, when you see this footage, this footage will come out.
Starting point is 00:35:50 When you see it, you have to buy us all bottles. And Jacelle is like, well, I'm just calling the person who took the bottle to ask, so Candace is like, is this what happens when you get old? You start going off on these wild tangents that make no sense. Who gives a fuck about this bottle? I'm like, first of all, yes. I feel like that's, have you listened to our podcast as we've gotten older?
Starting point is 00:36:08 We all we do are wild tangents now. So I think that is part of the process. How dare you? I take that personally. And she's like, and I'm not a thief. Your mother's a thief. Which I like. Mine's my favorite argument in your mama.
Starting point is 00:36:22 And so Candace is like, I'm not a thief and I'm not friends with someone who calls me a thief. And Porsche is like, well, we're not gonna break friendship, celebrate. And she's like, oh, we've been broke. We've been broke. I'm all telling you what's broke is my eardrums. And you're gonna have to buy me a $5,000 hearing aid Candice.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I can't hear anymore because they keep sitting next to you. And Callis, California, because I just showed CA. Candice is like a Mary soul. This hoe has been yelling the whole time. Yeah, well I thought we were gonna end at the place of agreeing to disagree. I mean, I know you guys all had stuff from before, but you also came as friend. And Candice is like, let Portia, you were not accused of stealing and put on a fake Ashi trial in front of everyone and accused of stealing a ball of tequila. And Ashi trial.
Starting point is 00:37:13 So, Giselle's like, well, everyone here knows. Ashi trial. Yeah, everyone here knows that Candace and I had a rocky season seven, no, due to her husband and that issue, and the level of friendship I have, nah, due to her husband and that issuah, and the level of friendship I have for you, you don't have for me, so that's where it hit me hard. I love you more, which is why I accused your husband
Starting point is 00:37:34 of possible sexual misconduct, not television, misconduct, not television. Oh God, so then we get back to this fight, which I know none of us have heard enough about. So then, Candace is like, how can can you say I haven't been your friend? And when I've stood there and watched you fuck with everyone on our show, and then you lie, and that was your first problem, was being fine when she fucked with everybody else. Yeah. I'm not thinking it was gonna come your way.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Now, she's a younger housewife, so I give her a pass on that, that because that's how you learn. You know you get burned. That's why I learned rhymes with burn. Okay, you get burned and then you fart. Okay, that's why you don't get burned. Get. Yeah, and she's like I was waiting for the moment when you would come for me and then you came for my family. So just I, well, you told all the malai, like sexual assault, it was the truth. What else do you mean when you say my husband lured you into a room? So, she tells us this is retaliation for neck rolls
Starting point is 00:38:36 because I called her on what she is, allying me to busting fake accuser of sexual assault and the fact that she's acting like she did not make up lies about my husband that could ruin his life, it proves how evil she is. And just like I knew this sit with this for a moment. She goes you can sit and you can stew and you can rot in it, I don't care. I'm a ourselves like I mean I'm not gonna lie. My coffee is missing too and everyone's like telling me, I'm accusing you for getting to bring air.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Where's my core system? Where's my judge? Where's my jury? I was like, oh my god, what could possibly have happened? I hope Mary Soul gets to bring her mother into it again so she can be entertaining for five minutes. Yeah, Mary Soul suddenly introduces a second silly missing item scandal, which is that three days ago. She's basically, I can't find my curing pods. Remember, did you
Starting point is 00:39:33 see the durings? A little cake, the cake upside brought. Do you find the number of the air in Lexie? I can't find them. She had red bricks of coffee that she brought for everybody and haven't been able to find them and perhaps he's like I haven't seen them and Alexie is like oh Cole Steve and see if you left it there. She's like I haven't seen it my suitcase Alexie I said don't tell me that I'll have it because I did have it. I saw it in my suitcase Well, you also said that you saw the the landlord from three companies in your suitcase. I did mr. Furley was spying on it This is that pop okay great. I guess, Mr. Ferley was spying on it. This is that part. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:40:05 I guess I'm just a fucking lying out. Great. Great. Well, I created a coffee line with my mother and Mr. Ferley for the record and it kind of fizzled out and I only had one case left of it. So I brought half of the case to Thailand to share with the girls' gift and my coffee's gone missing and it's heartbreaking. I'm like, well, I mean, I understand Marisol is still grieving. The loss of her mother, who she's very close to. But at the same time, it's just coffee. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:40:39 I think it's all right. So much was posting pictures on L. Internet about this coffee and showing that they they had a scene at the breakfast table where everybody does have a brick of red coffee. So I guess they found it, but we never got the ending of this. So I'm not really sure. That's too bad. And I didn't see this myself. I was just reading it on Reddit. We're we're we're I get all my news. So Alexi is like, uh, could we not talk about
Starting point is 00:41:03 your coffee? Because listen, we, this is about the tequila bottle. The tequila bottle has a poster, okay? We saw the tequila bottle and then somebody took a picture of that and put it on a poster. So that is somebody we've actually seen missing. You're like making up missing people, okay?
Starting point is 00:41:18 You can't like just draw like nothing on the back of a milk cart and then expect people to find it, okay? We haven't seen it. Yeah, we have never seen our coffee, so it can't be missing. Sorry. She's basically like a cast lighting marathon. You never brought the coffee in the first place.
Starting point is 00:41:32 You crazy drunk. The baritone's like, sorry, I didn't bring it out on a platter. Oh, well, yeah, then it's not evidence. So we can see it. She goes, let me talk, Alexia. And then Alexia starts yelling, why are you acting like Candace? You're screaming okay, so calm down, which of course she's screaming and calm
Starting point is 00:41:51 Versus like I don't need to listen to you because I saw the coffee there. I saw the coffee You don't listen to anyone and so Portia's like I think you're getting irritated maybe because you're staying in the same room. And Mary so it's like, I'm yeah, well we don't really got like that. And Pepp's like, no, no! I think that was time for our special festival with the stylist to put in traditional Thai dresses. You're all stand on a brick of coffee. Told you, I told you I brought my coffee. Oh no, he said a brick of coffee Told you I told you I brought my coffee. Oh, no, he said a brick of coffee. Sorry, Marisol
Starting point is 00:42:30 You're just really hearing a lot of things right now. No, he said coffee. Stop gaslighting me about the coffee. It's here. I swear it's here So then back home back at the house Candice goes to see Leah who's's now home, and Leah's like, I'm alive. And Candice is like screeching and jumping all over her and hugging her. And Candice is like, so what's the tea? And Leah's like, well, I have a viral infection and I just took a regular shit. Listen, I've been there. I was there last week. It's a cause for celebration. Listen, I've been there. I was there last week. It's a cause for celebration. This is it.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Don't ever ask Leo the T. Just don't ever ask Leo the T. You know what I mean? I just, she's never gonna give you anything interesting. It's always gonna be like, well, I fuck somebody from a deli today or my shit finally formed, you know? Yeah, seriously. So she's coming to dinner, she's excited.
Starting point is 00:43:26 And she's like, I'm not gonna miss the dinner finale. That's one thing I'm not gonna do. So then Porsche and Giselle are doing they're confessional together and they're just talking about they're excited to wear. They're like, they're gowns that have been made for them. And they're just joking again about how Pepsi seems like he's really looking for like a wife.
Starting point is 00:43:43 And then he's like feeding them, making them all happy. It's like what you do when you are Looking to win someone over. I like to normally put in romantically connect with someone, but I'm not sure that was I guess where the jury's still out about portion and so I'm out of that's how their relationship was formed So then Leah is like how's Pepsi and Candice is like oh, he's so good He's just keeping us in line. And Leah loves Pepsi. And basically, let's just Candice tells her about lunch and everything that happened.
Starting point is 00:44:13 This goes on for like 20 minutes. Just like milling about the villa. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Stream and just like that season 2 starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcast. So, Jizzelle and Portia are talking and Jizzelle's like, listen, I was not leaving Puket without solving the bottle. It's mystery. I was the judge. And Portia's like, and the jury, ha, ha, and Jizzelle's like, well, I think Candace took it. But then of course it turned into Candace screaming that I'm accusing her. And then the girl said they didn't mind and that I wasn't accusatory So I don't know what she was talking about and Porsche goes oh no, you are definitely a accusatory and then they start laughing and Candace is telling the story to Leah and she's like she can just pick up she can just fuck off
Starting point is 00:45:20 It's just more insight to how bitter and mean she is and you know why because she's bitter just fuck off. It's just more insight to how bitter and mean she is. And you know why? Because she's bitter. Yeah, and they're still talking in the confessional. They're just joking about like, oh, the suspects. We're gonna solve it with rock paper scissors, you know? Marisol would be a scissor, Heather would be a paper
Starting point is 00:45:37 because she's flat and Candace the rock because she's hard-headed. They do like Rochembo and oh my God, it's rocks. Candace, Candace is the guilty one. Let us shock her. So then everybody starts getting ready in their tie garb, their traditional tie garb, and Pepsi awards Porsche with the Queen,
Starting point is 00:45:57 with the Queen's crown. So she gives you, have the honor of being the Queen tonight. So then Heather comes to Whitney's room and her dress, and they're like, let's go outside and take a selfie and Whitney goes, yeah, you know what, Heather, that's your color. I was like, it's the same color as for skin tone, which I really like. I love that. I like when someone's like, you know what your color is? Beige. So they go, they stand out at the railing by the pool and they look out on the view and Heather's like, I feel like I haven't even enjoyed the view.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I've just been like, my eyes have been assaulted with all the followers that all these alphas have. I mean, we're with the big dogs and all their Instagram followings. So she says the trip has, it's been eclipsed by the drama of what they've been through and she just wants tonight to be about the energy of this space and letting everything go because tonight is their night to be in cousin love. And Whitney's like, I'm personally there. Are you there Heather? She's like, I want to be with me. I want to be. She's, I get what you're saying. This would be very different. Like, but now we've laid something that we can build on. And I want you to know, I honor you, Heather.
Starting point is 00:47:09 I'm so proud of you. And I'm so sorry, I challenged your Mormon journey. And Heather's like, well, when I challenged you, it was because you can't have feelings about my journey. That's not it. But it's not your thing, you know? And Whitney's like, I now know that. Let's hug so we can fight again in one week when we tape the reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and hate each other again. And then like a little random feather comes floating down
Starting point is 00:47:37 and there's like, it's a far scum feather. It's a sign that we're about to go run for very far and we're kind of shrimp boat. So, uh, but then of course she tells us, oh, yeah, well catching this force gum feather may feel like a fix, but it's just the beginning. I was like, well, why don't you pretend like you're made up? You can't just keep pretending you're made up and then keeping it keeping fights going in the diary room. And also, you literally were the one who pulled Whitney out to look at the view and said, let's go, everything goes tonight and be in cousin love.
Starting point is 00:48:08 And now you're like, it's just a bandaid. So, anyway, they, Which is, which is, by the way, your color. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So now they are doing their like, Whitney and whether bad weather dance in the living room. They're doing it for Candace. She's like, you've never seen our Whitney Heather bad weather handshake.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Whitney Heather bad weather, tornado tornado tomato. Get ready. Like that? That is the word. This woman is in charge of a choir. Okay. I know. So now they get into the vans,
Starting point is 00:48:46 and Candace has to sit in the back. And I felt like I wanted more insight into this because Heather is sitting in one of the seats in the second row behind the passenger seat. And when Candace gets in, Heather goes, oh, Candace, I know you don't like sitting in the back, but I said today, I'm gonna take my pilot seat I'm gonna get the pilot seat. I was like, oh you know that every time they've gotten to the vans can this is pulled some sort of card
Starting point is 00:49:11 Like she can't sit in the back row. She must sit in the front and she This forced Heather to sit in the back every single episode and you know there was probably a huge amount of drama About like tonight. I'm just gonna sit in the second row and I don't care what she says, because you know what, I'm with the big dogs now and they wouldn't say, they wouldn't be, they would sit in the second row if they wanted to. And I kind of looked like, I would have liked to have seen a little bit more of that drama
Starting point is 00:49:35 instead of all this desticula bottle drama. Chair to seat drama in a car. Seat drama, yeah. Cause I thought we wouldn't say anything. That would have saved the season. You would have. So Heather's like, all right, guys, let's listen to Drive Back for a pump up. And so then in the other van, it's the Mary Sol van.
Starting point is 00:49:54 And she's like, well, everyone, I'm a capricorn. I'm very stubborn. And Alexis, it's got nothing to do with that. Okay. Oh yeah, she hates when I refer to the zodiac. When I believe that. Oh, she believes everything, because everything you are is because of zodiac, you know?
Starting point is 00:50:11 It's so silly. Yeah, it's ridiculous. She thinks that everything is because of some celestial force, that justifies all the actions. It's crazy. By the way, did I say I was a born-or-star? So I'm just born that way. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:50:26 It's in the stars. So just like, well, how about when she said you don't have her back? I'm very so I was like, well, listen, there's certain topics I don't assert myself. And when she gets attacked, they just get quiet. No, when she gets attacking and she's wrong, you stay quiet.
Starting point is 00:50:42 I'm not often on Mary's soul side, but on this I am because I was actually really happy for Mary Sol when she didn't let herself get dragged into shit when Alexia wouldn't let things go. So I'm on her side for this one. Yeah, Mary Sol's like, Alexia and I are just like very old friends, but like we've been sharing a room for eight days and tensions are hot.
Starting point is 00:51:02 And then we see a flashback of all their tensions. One of my favorite scenes of the season eight years, eight days, and tensions are hot. And then we see a flashback of all their tensions, with one of my favorite scenes of the season, was when there was a centipede on the floor, and Alexia was just screaming in the background, like, we gotta get out of person! Versus, we gotta get out there! It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, having high tension, was just a Lexia being mean and yelling at Mary Soul.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Yeah. You know, just like, oh my God Mary Soul, get the spider or get the centipede or whatever. And then it was, you know, no one has your coffee. Like it was always a Lexia being mean. So we cut back and she's like, well, no one else has been under the same circumstances as the two of us.
Starting point is 00:51:41 So everyone can take their opinions and, that's what I say about it. Then we cut to the other van and Heather's like and then we say we're gonna come back with our thugs Come back. She's like choreographing like when you're a little girl in your Your choreographing with your siblings. Yeah, it's like when you're on a field trip So you start coming up with dances and then our soul aerosols like, look, we both have a different talent, like fighting, she's a master with fighting. And she's like, well, she's not looking for a fighter. She just wants you to have her back,
Starting point is 00:52:12 gah, and she's, a Jezele theorize is that Alexia feels like she's carrying Marisol and without Alexia, like who is Marisol's friend on the show? She just, Marisol's just out there adrift. Right, she's a friend of, and the friend is Alexia. So without Alexia, Marisol wouldn't even be on the show. Which I think is true in a way,
Starting point is 00:52:36 but that's also not fair, because that's always what people do when they bring a friend of on the show. It's like what Mia did with her friend. If you don't stand up for her 100%, like that's your job just to stand up for me. And if you don't do it, then I'm going to fucking annihilate you and get you off the show. That's not really fair either, you know? Yeah. But it is true about myself. So Alexi is like, well, you know, what, when I say something, I say it from the heart and the truth. That's how I speak it. Because
Starting point is 00:53:02 that's how you win, you know? And like, what did you do at what it, what you did to me in the course of engagement party? That wasn't cool. She goes, I didn't hear the guy saying that. And then we see the clip of her Mary so going, well, maybe you don't see they were divorced because they didn't have the website yet. And then Alexi going, don't upset me, Mary so okay? Don't, don't talk to me about a webmaster right now.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Okay. The most benign pushback of all time is Mary soul saying, like, oh, maybe the website's not updated. Maybe that's why you were mistaken. Yeah, I don't need any, I don't need anything from MiamiShade.gov, okay, right now. Thank you. Yeah, so Alexia is like, she's like,
Starting point is 00:53:45 oh well, you know, Marisol is uncomfortable sometimes talking about things that are uncomfortable to her. She kind of likes to brush them under the rug. I'm like, well, that's the nature of uncomfortable things, right? Like, who likes to talk about things that are make you uncomfortable, right? Is it my crazy? If you like talking about things that make you uncomfortable,
Starting point is 00:54:03 then those are things that make you comfortable, I think. Yeah, I'm very so, it's like, so you got mad, so that gives you the right to say, oh, our marriage is fake, my marriage is fake, she goes, yeah. And she goes, I didn't say it was fake. You're putting words into my mouth, okay? You need to take pills because your brain is fried, just you know, okay? Your brain is fried. Your brain is like a plantano. because your brain is fried. Just you know, okay? Your brain is fried.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Your brain is like a plantano. Okay? It's fried. So, Alexia is like, so there it's all tense and angry. And then in the other van, it's just like, drive back, drive back. They're just like, the other messier in their choreography
Starting point is 00:54:40 and Candace of course loves it. And then it comes back to the other van and they're just silent now because this fight has been so awkward. So it just keeps cutting back the... Trot back, Trot back. And it just cuts to Mary Soul like shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh it looks like a movie set of what Thailand, you know, like a romantic night in Thailand with the glyc.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah, it's so pretty. And they like get on like a little boat that then they pull, the someone on the boat is like pulling a rope. It takes them to their table across the lagoon. And they sit down at their table and Leah's just saying how she's so happy because she was able to make it tonight. So they all do like a toast to toast the ladies and everything.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Oh Mary, so they give them dress, they give them drinks and Mary's so good. Oh, I love these fish bowl glasses. I want the lighter one. What's this? And a lady's like, oh yeah, this one's not an alcoholic. She goes, oh, that's for Leah. I thought that was too red for my liking. Give me the lighter one. Yeah. So, just else like, Leah, have you been missing a saw?
Starting point is 00:55:53 And she's like, actually, yeah, I really have missed you guys. It just cuts to Porsche rolling her eyes. Every time Leah speaks, Porsche just rolls her eyes like, really big. She's like, just in case the camera didn't see him. I hate Leah. She's like, ah. the camera didn't see I hate Leah She's like And it's so funny because Portia does the toast and she's like to us ladies
Starting point is 00:56:10 Being absolutely amazing and taking the time to be here and just loving on each other and having sister And Caddus is like yeah Leah healing and Portia's like Sisterhood for everyone except Leah. So yeah, so Leah's like, yeah, I missed everyone. And Marisle goes, well, I would miss this too if I were gonna tie prison. I mean hospital, I mean, it's a fine line between hospital and prison, am I right?
Starting point is 00:56:38 So Leah's like, what did I miss? I want to be like, absolutely nothing. You miss nothing, nothing has happened since he passed out, unfortunately. Whitney's like, I got really, really high last night. Candace is like, yeah, we were smoking a confessional and they're giggling and Whitney's like, yeah, it was like 4am and I was really hungry, so I went into the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:57:01 And she's like, I had a lot of gongja, gongja, marijuana, weed, pot, all those things. I almost fell off the edge. And then Alexi is like, it's amazing to me that you're so liberated with me. You know, because I'm not liberated, but you are, it's so great for you. And you talk so freely about this week.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I know it's legal, and I know it's medically necessary for some people, but you have children. I do too. But I wonder when they see you on TV, and you just shared earlier that your daughter, Fender Perf and earlier before us, so I'm so proud of you for being so good about being such a bad mother and person. Like, how do you feel about that? Yeah, like, what is it like to be like such a
Starting point is 00:57:50 bad example for your children and like not even care or notice? You know, like, what does it feel like? Because I just don't understand that, you know? When he's like, do I want my daughter to find a pipe? No, I am me and my kids accept me for me. Now, like, it's like, oh no. Yeah, but it's not about you being... Go ahead, Lexia, please. All right, no, no, thank you for the relax. I like, no, it's not about you being good.
Starting point is 00:58:13 I mean, I think you're absolutely amazing. I mean, you're wonderful, you know? But you have a nine-year-old and a 12-year-old, and it's like a dangerous age, you know, because like, that's when they could mind of being stupid forever, you know? Yeah, because like you're forming your children at that age. That's when you're like forming them. And Lee is like, um, are you talking about this from experience?
Starting point is 00:58:33 Because of your ex-husband? No, my ex-husband has nothing to do with this. I reach my children on my own. And for sure, she goes, are you judging her? Hey, yeah, I feel judged. And I was like, I'm not even judging. Okay, I want to know, like when you are sitting there, when you're on like the pole being like,
Starting point is 00:58:49 I don't know, like a slut, you know? Like, you know, it's great. Like I'm so happy for you, like you're being like a slut, a drugie slut who's high on drugs and being slutty, you know? Like I'm super liberal, but I would like, that would have stopped me because I'm not like a drugie slut, like you are, you know?
Starting point is 00:59:03 But like, what, like what, what are my kids gonna think of me? Like what is the example? I mean, am I children gonna be like little slutty drug users? Like I don't know. And Lee is like, I'm just surprised you're saying that, because you were married to a cartel member, so it just goes,
Starting point is 00:59:18 boom, I mean it's like, yeah, so I'm surprised. And like I said, I did not have children at the time, so it's very different, okay? Like that's different. And for us, it's like, what does the I'm surprised. And Lexi said, I did not have children at the time, so it was very different, okay? Like, that's different. And for us, it's like, what does the cartel have to do with anything? And then Alexa suddenly realizes, like, wait a second, I'm, I should be mad right now.
Starting point is 00:59:37 So she's like, Leah, I'm having a conversation with Whitney, okay, I mean, the middle of Shamanker for her choices, okay? And she's like, well, everyone says, Leah doesn't talk, Leah doesn't talk. So now I'm talking and you don't like that I'm talking. And like she's like, you're throwing shade. That's what you're doing. Like you're trying to get attention,
Starting point is 00:59:52 but like throwing out something shocking, okay? I'm bored. This is what you say. Oh, I'm, you're married to the cartel. That's what you say. Know my love, know my love. I was married to the father of my kids. She goes, okay, but there was still
Starting point is 01:00:04 a ex cartel member in there. She goes, my cat. I was married to the father of my kids. She goes, okay, but there was still a ex cartel member in there Just make it more and more than And you're judging Whitney though. No, I'm asking for her for her advice like how do you make sure your children do not grow up being garbage When you were acting like garbage yourself. That's all I'm doing. I'm not being judgey Yeah, and her cartel has been thing was before, but she still laughs about it all this time on camera and went on a Netflix documentary kind of like lamerizing it. So I mean, you're children in that thing, you know, like what the fuck? Lea's being rude, but she's sort of bringing up a point, which is that like someone
Starting point is 01:00:37 could say to you, like, hey, you know, like we were all influences on our kids. And like people like through Alexia's mind It was like oh that was the father of my kids not and her mind it was not like oh he's a drug dealer criminal who went to jail And like what influences that have on your kids, right? So she's she's making a pretty stark point and she's doing it in a typically rude way I'm not a liar. I did chuckle in a typically rude way. I'm not a liar, I did chuckle. Oh, I was loving this. I was loving it, because Lee is the best.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Lee is the best when she's right. You know, she's annoying when she's just being obnoxious to be obnoxious, like a spoiled little brat, but she is great when she's just throwing the truth right in someone's face. Yeah, this is, this is all right. This peak leader. A laxia.
Starting point is 01:01:21 A laxia's like, oh, I'm not judging. I'm asking for advice, you know, which is that it's called concern trolling, and it sucks. It's a shitty thing to do. Oh, it's called? Yes, you're asking things out of concern, but you're really dissing somebody
Starting point is 01:01:35 that's called concern trolling. So she's like, yeah, I'm just asking for advice. And Lee is like, um, you were judgey, period. And she tells us, oh, she's a great mom. Like, I mean, this girl was married to a cocaine dealer Okay, the clothes off your back were probably bought from fucking people who've died of overdoses So I'm sorry get off the high horse bitch I was like whoa
Starting point is 01:01:54 And I know that some of you some of us as an audience are probably thinking well No, that was when she was young and then she divorced that guy and then she got with a different guy Well, then that guy was like a child and a different guy well then that guy was like a child lester k that guy was in jail for uh... aggress uh... assault aggravated assault on sexual assault on a sexual assault in battery on a minor so that's not great either that's peter's father who we saw in the show a few
Starting point is 01:02:20 weeks ago so lia i mean uh... alia, you might want to just keep your judgment. Yeah. Keep your judgment. Yeah, exactly. So what you say, my kids are nine and 12. And we have very open conversations.
Starting point is 01:02:34 And they know what is right. And they know what is wrong. Plus, they've already seen me do love his art with Justin. So I'm really not too concerned about weed at this point. I can't say that my children really want to paint anymore but they're probably still open to smoking weed so I guess it's all okay. And Mary so like, both want to become love therapists whatever that means. Wait, and you have to excuse me but if you had respect for your family you would not
Starting point is 01:03:02 be on a stripper pole on national television. A boom! So that's Mary Sol. That's what Alexia expects from Mary Sol in every situation, and she just handed it right to her. Yeah, she just did it, and she was just blatantly juggie there. I suppose Alexia who was concerned trolling, pretending like she wasn't juggie Mary Sol was just full on, I'm gonna be a judgey bitch right now so just as i think you can't say that dot and can't discuss that is incredibly
Starting point is 01:03:29 judgmental and the kids go to school and then the other kids pick on her kids oh really let's talk about all the kids at fucking peter is probably picked on the fucking homeless guy kicker yeah he was a real fucking prince yeah exactly uh... and i'm just thinking about the kids okay so now she's concerned fucking homeless guy kicker. Yeah, sure he was a real fucking prince. Yeah, exactly. And Maris House, I'm just thinking about the kids. Okay, so now she's concerned trolling.
Starting point is 01:03:50 She's now shifted into concern trolling. Maris, one of the kids got out of school and they say, look, it's the stripper's kids. And Kaya's goes, what about when your husband goes to work and they see you drinking all day? And let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. And just like, yes, she put her foot in it,
Starting point is 01:04:08 so let her finish now. She's like, no, I didn't put my foot in it. I'm thinking of Judgy parents. Well, you don't have to tailor your life to Judgy parents. Here's what you say to Judgy parents. Fuckin' mind your own fucking business. You Judgy fuck. That's what you say to Judgy parents, right?
Starting point is 01:04:23 And Judgy parents are always gonna be Judgy, no matter what you do. So you don't have to change for them. So Porsche's like, you don't know how she's running her household. And to Zels saying, you know, we shouldn't judge each other on how we are as mothers, because everybody mothers differently, and if Whitney wants to get high and do drugs in front of her children, that's her business.
Starting point is 01:04:41 I can't judge that, duh. That's nice. That's what I'm talking about. It's judging, you know, how's her business. I can't judge that. With your heart, it's judging, you know, how she's judging. So then with me, it's like, I think it's very interesting coming from the same woman that her son has been in the news for kicking a homeless man of all people, I don't feel like she has a space to judge. And listen, now talking to you, when my daughter is asked at school about me, she says, why are you jealous? That's my mom.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Are you jealous? And Mary's still is like, oh, okay, then you're raising her right. That's good. So people see you doing the splits in your vagina being fused out on national television while you're doing drugs and injecting God knows what in dear veins, while you're getting spit roasted by a football team and they like it. Oh, good for you. Good for your good mother. I changed my mind.
Starting point is 01:05:34 It's going to be one me over. So now it's time for a festival. This is the true bandaid where they do this at the end of a season or any rob of vacation where they try to have them all come together. So they're going to do a very lovely festival but first before the festival begins all of a sudden we hear Pepsi going Lertes, Lertes, Pepsi's hair and they turn around and there's Pepsi dressed up and coming in on that on the rope boat and he's holding up Bottle of Cassezule And he's like majestic music playing from the low deck sailing.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Like when the sails go up, it's like dun dun dun. And dun dun dun dun dun. He's like after he left the house, I'm searching all around the island just for you. And peace for all. Yes, so he got his crying by the way. Pepsi. Pepsi needs to get hold of himself.
Starting point is 01:06:26 He's literally sobbing that he found a bottle of Klasé Azul at a liquor store. Yes, it wasn't the bottle that she lost, but it was a bottle. So Jacelle saying Pepsi's really been there for the entire time, Ma, and to see the length that he went through, just to get this bottle for me, it's really touching, can't wait to find new ways to make him cry, yaah! And Candace says, we are rewarding demon behavior.
Starting point is 01:06:51 That bottle does not deserve to sell. So now they do the festival where they're basically, it's a festival to celebrate nature because we as humans are terrible to nature all the time and now it's a way of saying, sorry. So it's a very lovely festival putting flowers in the water and setting them a drift. So they do it and Candace tells us, they all have to see something as they do it. So Candace tells us that this trip has been a long lesson on rising up from ashes. It's been a lot of cussing, but she's found new friendships and she doesn't want to ever talk to Giselle again.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Rest in peace, we're done. My intent, Jean, is I'm releasing any negativity from the group, and I hope all the ladies stay a group so that I can call them all back to the stand when I need them to be there. Ah. And Candace is like, I'm afraid for healing. And I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:07:45 I'm sorry that people were bullied. I'm sorry that rising stars, future Grammy winners, were bullied, but I am also appreciative that those artists now have some inspiration for their next works. So now, fortunately, I go up, and it's like, I would like to release whatever fucking diarrhea is left in me, and only, you know, shit out solid things from now on, because that really sucked.
Starting point is 01:08:14 And actually, what I've learned here is most of the women here are fucking cut fitmises. And what I want to say is, I really want to say his. I don't fuck with Afiou here. I don't like Afiou here. I love the friends I did make. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves. Fuck off. Thank you. Again, that's the, that's like,
Starting point is 01:08:38 it's absolutely, really. That's the, that's the Leah that like, I'm in too. Just like fuck you all. So now Marisol and Alexia do the oh well Porsche says she wants really a spad talk Whatever, so you know Laura's Porsche says I would like to be nicer to myself. Oh, okay Wow, I was afraid that wasn't happening. So Marisol's like well like all old couples We know we love each other and we bicker and I pray for peace
Starting point is 01:09:05 and I'm in my honeymoon phase with Steve. And anyway, I'm like, I need meat. I just need the meat. I wanna go home to the meat. I was like, I don't wanna think about Steve in the meat. I don't wanna think about Steve's meat. And the producers are like, well, are you still gonna have a friendship with Lexi after this?
Starting point is 01:09:23 I was like, that's the dumbest question I've ever been in, or new production team. Yes, suck. So then Alexie just copies what she says, because she doesn't know what to do, so she pretends to cry. And she's like, I'm thinking, like, I'm coming with my best friend, like, I'm like, after all these seven days, I know I was with my best friend. Like, we've found like married couples, but like at the end of the day, we adore each other, even when she doesn't agree with me, that's not true if she ever disagrees with me again publicly, like I'm gonna fucking kill her and not be her friend anymore, she's not gonna have a
Starting point is 01:09:50 shorter beyond. So that's it. Sail. Sail it or thing. Sail it past the water, okay. So then I wouldn't need any Heather, go up there and wouldn't use. I'm releasing expecting the worst in people. And Heather is releasing her judgment of alphas and big dogs and the expectation of people meeting me where I think that they should be, which is much higher in the case of Whitney. So now it's the morning and Heather in chicken head, oh Heather's in a chicken head and Whitney's in a like
Starting point is 01:10:24 fox head or something. Yeah, they's in a chicken head and Whitney's in a like Foxhead or something. Yeah, they're doing their bad weather. Yeah, they're like, Whitney have their bad weather. Torinato, tell the truth, destroy. Yeah, and so now people are like packing Pepsi's handling handling big heavy luggage. Leah's telling Candace how much she just really admires her. She says that Candace really is the shit. And Whitney's just sitting at the table having breakfast
Starting point is 01:10:52 and Lexus sits down with her. Lexus in this, like, not Vava boom, but it's very like femme fatile travel wear, like stripes. And Whitney's like, Super PJs. Zebra, yeah. Whitney's like, wow, that's like a big look to travel. And she's like, PJ zebra yeah what is like wow that's
Starting point is 01:11:06 like a big look to travel and she's like oh well yeah you know I'm gonna change to something else traveling it's just like her last look her last year I know I get it because I have a few outfits I never got to wore either and so they make small talk and Lexi's like oh you know what speaking of small talk I wanted to tell you you know when I asked the, you know what? Speaking of small talk, I wanted to tell you. You know, when I asked the question, you know, like, how comfortable are you about being a slut and drug addict in front of your children?
Starting point is 01:11:32 That was coming from a good place because I'm a mom too. And it's always been something I struggled with is like giving a bad example. And Whitney's like, thank you for that because that's kind of where I felt the judge bid. Oh, no, no, me? No, I don't judge anyone. You know, because maybe you smoke drugs around your kids
Starting point is 01:11:47 and then your kids don't want to smoke. Because oh, well, you know, Peter, like, Peter never saw that smoking in my house, but he still likes to smoke up, so I know he didn't get it from me. So maybe it's the opposite in you, you know, like good for you. Like maybe your kids won't be sluts because they see you being a slut. So like, good for you. Maybe you're doing it right. We just had to help each other. Like, I need to be more like you and you need to be more like me at times. Yes, at times that will never happen. Yeah. So I'll just
Starting point is 01:12:14 be like me and you can just be like me too. I think that's perfect. She's like, well, it was amazing meeting you slot. And with me, it's like, you know what? Unfortunately, I don't think I really built a bond with her, but I will accept it You know she might come down to my basement one day and to her it will just be a basement and tell either to bond with her in which She'll realize it's been a speak easy this whole time No Terry Terry whole time. Now Terry! No, Terry. So, hi, beautiful huggers. It's time to go. So everyone's gathering and they're all there and now in the dining room and Pepsi's there to say goodbye and Candace is like Pepsi. As a recording artist, I would like to speak for the group here and say, thank you one last time. We signed a card
Starting point is 01:13:06 for you from some toilet paper that was left over from the Leah incident which watered it all up and wrote things on it. It's the best we could do. And here's a picture that we took and you can have it forever. And so he's like crying. He's so sweet. He's like oh thank you for all the memories. I can't even, I can't even go on I can't say anything more. Oh Pepsi is sad right now Is that guy? I'm not crayon from sadness. It's more from love. I love you all more than three thousand And he tells us any times the girls
Starting point is 01:13:40 What me all they need to do is open their fridge and see a can of Pepsi. That's me. That's a good, I mean, talk about product placement. So now they all leave. And we see like a little credits. We also, by the way, in the credits, we learn that Pepsi's name is Thepsity, or Theps- it's not Thepsity, but it's like Thepsity, it's like THEPSIT, which is why he's probably called Thepsie. And it's like, oh, I'm in credits, it's all over, but wait, is it really over? And also they're playing. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, yeah, we're good sense. Yeah, super weird. So then, Tiselle is asking production.
Starting point is 01:14:26 She's like, as a matter of fact, where is that bottle? Did you find the footage? And they're like, nope, sorry. Well, what do you think it is? And they're like, don't have no idea, Tiselle. Didn't see it, didn't hear about it, nothing. And then we see Leah and Candace in the diverted room,
Starting point is 01:14:40 and they have the bottle and they're laughing. And Candace is like, where did you find this bottle? And she has no comment, but you can have a, so she gifts for the bottle. And so we think, okay, did we take it? But then we see after Whitney and Heather's beige rampade outfit talk, where they were bonding, when Heather said, before we go, let's take a shot of just else, Klausie Azul, they never checked the outdoor showers. They're so dumb stealing bottles 101. It's not about well for Heather's credibility when talking about the black
Starting point is 01:15:16 eye as being like she was horrified. I just didn't want to tell anyone because I just was drunk and I was just embarrassed. I don't even know how I got it. It doesn't bother me. I it doesn't I love it. I Love it. I thought it was so fucking good because she just did the whole thing last week of like Jiselle and for you to accuse me and say these things to me I mean that really hurt me and then finally Jiselle broke down. I was like, okay Heather
Starting point is 01:15:42 I'm sorry. Let's be friends, let's start over. And it was Heather the whole time. I love it. Fun little twist. Well that was the end of Girls Trip, season three. So you know, not a triumph for me, but a triumph for others. And my only hope for next year is that they have shorter, tighter episodes. And I guess we'll see what happens. happens next season will be a shit show.
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