Watch What Crappens - Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz

Episode Date: July 22, 2020

The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And I do the Rose Prick Specialist podcast for those of you keeping up with those shenanigans. And today it's selling sunset. Whoa, this is the penultima episode before the next season begins. So let's see, today is what was this is so... Oh, this is this is perfectly time because the next season I think starts August 3rd or something like that, right? So the next week we'll have the season finale and we'll just glide right into season three. We sure will. We will teeter taught our way into season three like a lady on heels in this show. Yeah, like Mary, like Mary stepping onto a sidewalk. We're just going to teeter our way into the next

season. Let me show you a plan. How can be and make it a reality man. Music on the show never ceases to amazing. So good. So we see Christine and she's at our house with her fiancee, Christian. And Christine is wearing this brown bathing suit with a bunch of white polka dots and a red hat. And she kind of looks like one of those

ladies you see walking down the street on Grand Theft Auto. You know, like you don't when you're driving your car and you drive by a lady and you hear her say something like and so then I tell my agent no deal and then you run her over. That's a Christina's dress like a non playable character in Grand Theft Auto 5. Yeah, so she's gonna gossip with her hubs out by their pool and LA is funny because this shows like, oh my god, isn't it glamorous, Christine's riches, fuck now! But it's LA, so the backyard, to anywhere else in the country, it's like, wow, nice backyard I guess? It's like a tiny pool and there's nowhere to really walk around the pool.

Like you just kind of come out the doors and boom, you're in the pool. But there it's like $10 million. Enjoy your postal stamp. In LA, you could be swimming in your pool and at the same time, setting the timer on your oven. You just reach over a little bit. And it's $10 million. $10 million.

So they're talking. He's like, so how was the dinner last night? And this is the first we've really seen of Christian. And I like that he's just like kind of a gossip queen. He's like, tell me everything. I'm not married, Batch. Yeah. How was the dinner party?

You didn't invite me to Batch the twins house. Like, well, it was the dinner party you didn't invite me to batch the twins house? Well, it was so much. Huh? It was Heather yelling at manza and a man say yelling at Heather and Mary yelling at Heather I mean By the way, this is this I love that Christine was like yeah everyone was just like yelling at each other and this is what the party was like Yeah, you were late to the listing. Well, I didn't have a nanny. Oh, are you gonna invite are you gonna fight Christine to the batch of party? I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god. The yelling out of control out of control tempers Just nuts and Christians like but you got through right to a man's and she's like I Dead

He's like so at the office you're gonna say like hey a man's like you want to go to Amanda and she's like, I did. He's like, so at the office you're gonna say like, hey Amanda, you want to go to lunch? And she's like, ah, wouldn't go that far. Like, literally wouldn't go that far to the office cause I'm in my pool right now and we spent a lot of money on this. So I'm just gonna stay here for a little bit and then go on vacation again.

So then at the office, Amanda and Mary have some alone time on the couch. And she's like, um, I want to talk about that dinner party. Did you see me talking to Christine? She's like, how that girl? Yeah, well, she was being, she was being so sweet to me. And I told her, I just needed to be honest because I was like totally talking shit about you a couple of days ago, you know, I'm like, because he was talking shit about you a couple of seconds ago, man, this is nothing for her. It's like, so should we invite her to the bachelor at party and we're like, um, well, I want

everyone there. I mean, like even Divina, I mean, it's my night. So I just want like everybody to be there and everybody to get along because it's my night. You know me. I mean, I just want to everybody to be there everybody to get along because it My night you know me. I mean, I just want to get along with everybody Yeah, and like I hate conflict, which is why I Want everyone to be there and remain to so that they can have conflict. I just I hate conflict I hate it. I hate it. Which is why I'm marrying a man who Disagrees with everything I say. Yeah. Also, who are those two newbies in the corner there?

Who are they? Because did you notice that they cut to like these two random people in the office just sitting in the corner? No, I would have been warned. I would have been like, get out. They were like, I think they must have been interns because they were just like, they were both at the same station on the same desktop and I was like, who are these regular people? Get out of the Oppenheim group offices.

No, but I did notice later that they had a coffee section that Chris, uh, Chris Shell was talking in and I didn't notice that coffee section before. They were like, look, it's a coffee machine, but also books. Maybe it was a skirt by the random motorcycle that's in there. Oh, maybe. So a man says like, well, you know what, you just be pretty and all take care of this mess. Okay, I'm gonna do a seating arrangement.

I'm gonna have Michelle on this side and then Christine and Divina on that side. So if the waters get rocky, I mean, is that the right word? Water's, if, I don't know, if the boat gets rocky. Boat, I don't know. The if the there are plenty of fish in the boat No, yeah, the waters rocky road ice cream someone rocks the Rocks of water if their bitches will leave how about that?

I Then just cut the Christine Coming out of the pool of slummo and I'm just going selling sunset as she gets out of the pool Yeah, cuz she gets out of that she gets out of the pool in slummo and I'm just going selling sunset as she gets out of the pool Yeah, cuz she gets out of that she gets out of the pool in the most presentational way. It's like I am getting out the pool I just survived a dinner party where everyone was yelling was yelling. Ah, out of the pool.

Oh, selling size. I know. There's like a reboot of the old obsession commercials. So, um. I've got feet and I'm on a street. It's me. I want to get hot what I want. So we're back in the office and everyone, like lots of people

are there. And we just hear Heather say, um, she clearly knows nothing about vegans because vegans do not eat egg whites. And Maya goes, how dare she? Even I know that. I went off one year, you know eggs, because I hear eggs give you cellulites. Yeah, but I still have cellulite. Fuck that. I'm still, I'm going back to eggs. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Maya is going back to eggs. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Maya is going back to eggs. I just need Maya. That's all I really need. So funny. So Christian is now in the coffee section

library Looking just stunning. I mean, I love her outfit. I guess I'm turning into that game Well, I love her outfit. I guess I'm turning into that gay. Where I'm like, wow, does this see her outfit? But it was so beautiful, that like cream colored, like trench coat suit or whatever the fuck that was. Love it. Well, I like to wear clothes that are gonna match what I put in my coffee in the coffee section.

Yeah, I totally did. She was definitely like nut milk delight, or whatever, nut milk delight. And her fashion inspiration is carnation. Yeah, I like it. Look delicious. So she's like, hello. Hi, it's Laza Peppan.

She goes, oh yes, how are you? How are you? Have you found something to fill the void in your life yet? No, okay, what about the house? Well, it's just like it's really hard for me. I mean, thanks for showing it But you know it's so hard because I have 12 closets and I mean 12 cars, so I need a huge closet This is on camera right where everybody's hearing about how rich I am because I really need room for 12 cars Yeah, I the music goes boom.

You know, so she goes, oh well, I appreciate you calling because I did talk to the guy about doing some things But there's not much I can do about the space in the driveway. Oh, I mean It's like they always say you can't you can't fix tacky, right? Right? Larsa anyway, I'm so sorry Well, if you need if you have any of the things that come up, please shoot them to the only person thirstier than me to be on TV. The guy from the Flintstones who's working as my agent, that would be great. Okay. You know the guy with yelling all the voice. Great. We love that. Okay.

So Chris Lowe's the best. So Chris Lowe's the best. Yeah. She's the fridge. She's gonna get in trubs. And she's like, guys guys This thing has been very unsuccessful. I'm gonna try to beat traffic Now I'm moving my head downwards. You can see that I'm sad even though I'm still smiling really big Because that's how I am And then Maya and Heather turned into like every six grade musical production on sample cast What happened what happened what happened happen what happened my client just has 12 cars and there's just no room for her 12 cars 12 cars 12 cars 12 cars they give you cellulite

I'm off cars now Exor in cars are out My goes 12 cars not on that budget. Yeah. So you know what? If it was easy, everyone would do it. It's not always easy. Why do you think they call it real stress?

I mean, I'm the only one who calls it that. But I think it's going to catch on now. I'm just going to say, I don't think I've ever heard anybody call it that, but I like it. Real stress. It's pretty similar to ex-a-stress, which is when you get stressed eating eggs, because you think it'll get cellulite, but no more. Now, let's go to Mary clunking into a restaurant. She looks like she's walking up a really stiff mountain covered in ice. She's walking into the...

She looks... You know what she looks like? She looks like she spaced out while she was on the people mover at an airport and then she reached like, dry ground where it like it ends and then she's like oh whoa the floor's not moving anymore so then it's been it comes in sec oh I've never been here it smells amazing it's like amazing food is a restaurant this has food it smells like food wow good choice they're at yard bird which is now like you know ground zero for all reality show restaurants seems apparently since like the past four months. So Mary's like, I, you know, what? I never get southern food. I never do. And to me, it's like, me too. It's not like not the most

of diet friendly, especially when you're trying to sell 75 million dollars to get my right. And Mary's like, yeah, I just, you know, it's, I don't really follow a diet that much. But, you know, it's just for me, it's just with Southern food. You just don't really get it in LA. I'm like LA, first of all, I love the microaggression about you don't follow a diet. That was great. Second of all, LA is full of nothing but Modern Southern food. It's like everywhere. Where is she eating? Baja fresh? Mmm, delicious. I know, I actually like that.

But I just love that. So you just can't get Southern food in L.A. I'm like, it's literally every restaurant that opens up. It's like a modern take on Southern food. So she's like, what if you've been doing? It's like, well, I've been working a lot. But it's like, I know you have to because we've got work. So there's been work, so I've been working a lot, which is like, I know you have to because we've both worked. So there's been work, so I've been working.

Well, we've been working to Kia. We're not on a diet, really? Yeah. It's like, it's crazy. So your sunset, Plaza Deal closed, that's great. I'm here. It's like, yeah, Jason was really giving me a hard time about it, so I'm glad. And now I'm listening to

Haney which is like my dream house. It's my dream home. I mean whoops, it's or I'm getting married. It's also where I'm getting married. Oh God, imagine if I have to die at two, wow. Oh right, right. Oh my god, sorry. So I'm very is like well obviously I feel bad about the whole thing

I mean even if I don't agree with things that were said I Have said about my man so that's that but you know what I would love to put it in the past without any kind of awkwardness And then the food comes and Divina's just looking at her like it Divina just like nodding. Like I'm just gonna let you squirm here for a moment. That'd be great for me. You're non-dieting. You can invite rescinding bitch. And Divina actually eats, which people never do in these scenes.

She's like, yeah, I'm just gonna eat and watch you. Divina's the villain because she actually eats and she doesn't have breast implants. So she's like, like the pariah of the office. So, so Divina's just like not answering. She's not giving Mary, she's not letting Mary off the hook. She's not being like, no, it's okay, I totally get it. She's basically just letting Mary sit

in the awkwardness of like what she was saying in everything and the Mary, and Mary keeps saying this like bullshit about like, well, you know, like it's just like not my choice at the end of the day. It's like, actually, it is your choice. And she's like, um, so I want to talk to you about inviting you to my batch to rep party

because we're gonna do like a girls thing and then a guys thing somewhere else and we're just gonna come together and have like just a really fun group. And I thought that would be really fun for you assuming you're not gonna be on your diet or anything that night I don't know I don't really understand that world dieting. I mean why would you invite me to a bachelor party and not the wedding like I'm struggling maybe it's a political move

because I'm not really sure like I feel entirely comfortable because remains seemed so angry and I don't really want to interfere. So yeah, like he was just like so angry about something that happened like a year ago and he was like really bothered by that which seems to really speak to his general and security that you apparently find attractive enough to marry. So I don't know. So Mary's like, well, I mean, he's very passionate about why he's offended, but he said that what he asked

to say, he's already sad, and he was cool with it. So. I feel like it's so insulting. Like, no, I asked him and he's cool with it. Like, Mary, OK, it is a little weird, I think, that Mary is inviting Divina to the Basire at part of the first place. But then then she's gonna ask Romaine for approval. I just feel like it's so patronizing and I just, it's awful.

Yeah, so she's like, I hope we can coexist. I would love it if you were there. And Divina's like, all definitely think about it. And then just, Mary just twitch switches her way out of the scene. Gets a jolt. Southern food, I haven't had so long. So now we go to Maya's listing, which is that development up on Sunsap Plaza. And there's a guy who comes in at home. And so Maya is feeling a lot of pressure because of Brett to get the buyer, but you know what they say. That's why they call it real pressure.

And Aaron's like, all right, well I looked at this years ago, there were no permits. I just didn't want to spend the time. She's like, but now it's approved. So you can start right away. Look at these renderings. There's still a tree in these renderings. Did not approve that. But you know what, you are the developer. You can buy it, put your own styling preferably no tree. It's up to you. Also I'm pregnant. Oh, does she tell him she's pregnant again? No, I just in my mind, I imagine she just announces it at random times. It's time for commercial. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap-ins. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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going to Los Feliz for the first time. Oh my god, first of all, they look like 50-year-olds trying to pretend there were 12-year-olds on their way to their first like lingerie party. It was a weirdest look I've ever seen. They were all dressed in these like silky, like really, really sexy West Hollywood outfits. And that's really not what the East sides about.

Okay. No. So they're going to Los Filos. So to give everyone like a lay of the land where there are offices on sunset Plaza to where Los Filos is maybe mile wise, I don't know, maybe, maybe four miles, maybe five miles, something like that. If there's traffic, sure, I could take 25 minutes, but it's not like, it's not a big deal, right?

And so they show up and Heather goes, well, we made the long 30 minute drive to go to Los Felis. Like, they're acting as if they went to a different country. They are, they are, and walking up, it's all hills, you know, it's hills up there. So they're walking up this hill, hill in those hills, and they're all just teetering, like they're all about to follow. It's Davina and Heather and Christine. It's like they're on Safari. Yeah. They are so

uncomfortable, and they're cracking up. Davina's like, well, I'm excited to be checking out different parts of the city, I guess. And how they're just like, yeah, well, I was like, where is Los Feliz? Like, what is that? Yeah. And Christine's like, Los Feliz, Los Feliz, because that's a big other. That's another thing that happens in LA because it's spelled LOS and then FELIC. So technically it would be those for these, but everyone here calls it Los Felis. But they have never, it's like they didn't even know this place existed.

There's a house of pies here. What is this place? Yeah, she's like so, Los Felis, Los Felis. Okay, but those thales as a community I can't even get this out. So can we just cut? Yeah, it's like they meet Susanna the realtor. They're like wow so low-spelless. So what lang is this is English? This the language they speak in here Okay, and the currency is that American dollars and this ladies is in jeans and like a pretty sweater

You know, it looks so different. Yeah, and they're like, we love it. Oh my God, it's this house is so beautiful. We're new to Los Felis, so just mind us for a moment. This is amazing. Oh, wow, like new to the Los Felis. I mean, literally, it's down the street on sunset.

It's like take sunset and park when you get to the, when you get to the ride. It's so funny and as they walk through the house, they're like, Oh, oh, oh, oh. Thank you. They just sound like disgusted by every single thing that they see. They sound like typical Americans when Americans go to a different culture, a different country, and they're patronized the other culture. But I'd be like, oh, this is so cute.

This is oh, thank you so much for this bowl. Thank you. Oh, wow. It's like you're in Los Fieles. You're in Los Fieles. And there's a really low hallway in Heather's like, that's a low tunnel. It would be the perfect house for Bretton Jason. But the thing is that when they ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not speak too loud, we don't want to anger the native los filas y uno for the other room. I mean, I think it is good to go to other areas. I mean, who knew Fallujah was this far, really? And then go to the kitchen and Christine takes a piece of fruit. She's like, do you think these are good to eat? She's like, yeah.

Yeah, it's like good to put out fruit. It's good luck. And Christine's like, yeah, in Chinese culture, it's good luck. I love their big takeaways. Maybe they might want to put a basket of fruit out for open houses. Snacks. Jason and Brett, guess what? Big bold idea.

Snacks. Snacks at open houses. Yeah, yup. Yup. So they go to the backyard and you know, oh, kind of in a gross way. And then they go check out the master bedroom and they can't get down the stairs from being outside because the outside, the backyard, you have to go upstairs to look at the view and everything. And they can't walk back down the stairs and Christine has to walk backwards. Yeah.

walk back down the stairs and Christine has to walk backwards. Yeah. And she finally makes it down from this track without like a Sherpa. She somehow manages. And then they get to another area and Heather goes, I like that view of the mountains. What mountains are those? Where are we? I'm like, have you ever looked around Los Angeles?

Where are we? And Christine's Nevada. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and she's never had Southern food. So what should I do? Shh, there's a less fielisian in the next room. We don't want to scare her away. Hold on one second to me, Nina. And Christine's like, well, it's going to look worse for you if you don't come. You can show that you're trying. It'll make you look good.

Plus, someone will be on my side when I yell at Mary at her own party. Yeah. I didn't then Heather goes, you know what, I'm just like really sick of everyone talking about everyone else's relationships and I'm like, okay, how long until she brings up Tark, three, two, one, it's like talking about me and Torek,

or you and Christian. Me and Christian, what do you mean? Me and Christian's like, well, you know that, you know, Chris Schall and Mary were talking about your relationship. I mean, you know that right? Whoops. I mean like that maybe Christian was seeing someone before you. I mean, you didn't hear that. Whoops. I like that. She's really sick of everyone talking about everyone else's relationships when she's fully citing a conversation she was part of about other people's relationships. I yeah and Christine's like they were suggesting that I was the other woman. Excuse me. How would I be the other woman? I mean just because I get out of pools and slow motion and wear classic

femme fatale clothing does not mean I'm the other woman. That is a very serious accusation. I mean look this isn't my boyfriend that we're talking about. This is the man I'm going to marry. It's insulting to him as a man and it's insulting to me as someone who can walk downstairs backwards. Honestly, I seriously can't remember who said what. I mean, look, I've got a lot of my mind. I mean, Tark's daughter just had a birthday party. There's these brand new mountains in the city. I mean, I don't know. I just a lot.

But, you know, if I found out, if Christine found out that I knew about this conversation and didn't tell her, I don't want to be on the wrong side of Christine. Yeah. Especially if she's coming down to staircase. I mean look yeah, it was just three girls talking about it We were looking at that 43 million dollar house like without in the first episode of the season is that what you're talking about And now there's like you know what Christine. I'm upset for you. Yeah me too because it's pretty shitty. It is pretty shitty. What just happened? You're right now Do you guys know that Mary says she doesn't die it? Can you talk about that for a second? So now where it amanzas

Amanza and Christina talking where are they? I don't know. I guess it's the office. And so amanzas like you guys went to a listing and I locked myself out of the listing, which was like fucking crazy because like I go marry and I was like, marry, do I have permission to like break into the kitchen with out and she was like, you do it. So then I'm like a filthy, but I got in there. I mean, yeah, and then I had to call Heather's client and ask him to help me out a little bit and like He showed up and I saw them the house. Anyway, you're welcome Heather. You're welcome.

So errone, he's so happy with this house J. Brett, but he mentioned that the numbers are tight and he's like, like, you're gonna need some wiggle, I guarantee. You're gonna need some wiggle room. So, yes, it's maybe a little offer, but he's cashed and it's 30-day contingency. This is obviously not gonna cut it. I think you know that. I hope you know that.

It's not gonna cut it. That's like me getting a house with like, you know, vaulted ceilings. It's just totally inappropriate. It makes me feel even smaller. So no, won't cut it. Will not. Well, are you going to call him? Because legally you have to.

Can you tell him to take it? And he's like, no, no, I won't do it. The only people who get low ball that the office are you girls. All right, well, we're trying to make a deal with our clients. Yeah, seriously, seriously. So he's like, all right, well, you'll have to make

you'll have to tell him about the offer legally. Okay, it's called real estate, not real a not call and tell the offers. So go do that, please. So he's like, all right, all right, I'm going to okay, hey, client, an offer came in, comma, it comma it's bad comma a woman gave it to me so you know how that goes da da da Brett period and she goes oh hey Aaron I'm going to take two hey Aaron I just got my period period haha I'm kidding I'm kidding because he said period so I said period you get it when you're not laughing he's like all right look he said he'll come back I said, period, you get it. When you're not laughing. He's like, all right, look, he said, he'll come back at two, six point five. It's like, this is aggressive, but it's something I will call.

I will call him. Should I stand in a library coffee place? I'll do it. Okay, Aaron, big news. Eggs are back in. Also, we got a counter. It comes from someplace called Los Felis. We don't know if it's real place or scam But we thought why not 2.575

Done it's done high-fives deal They got any escrow with bread So now let's go to that bachelor at party It's a thit w hotel because where else would it be? Yeah, so the women all gather in a very sad suite. It's like a very sad, quiet suite. And oh my god, painstros and Mary has worn a skin-colored top. So she looks like she's topless the entire time, which was distracting for me. What a fun bachelor at party. The girls from work and some other girl for five minutes. Yay!

Yeah, some other girl may talk to her up late. So Christine and Davina walk up to the hotel and they like, can't open the doors. They're like struggling. This is an ongoing theme with the show as the inability to open up doors. Yeah, walking and opening doors So Chris seems like tonight is gonna be interesting the Venus coming which is a strong moon It's a strongly for her, but also she can be my wing woman Guys, we are so close to Los Filos right now. It's crazy.

So Heather, all the girls are in there and they do a toast and we get close up at the penis draws, which are nuts. And then it's time to play a game. Why don't we play a truther dare? Yeah, okay. What is the most cringe-worthy sexual experience you've had? And Maya's like, you know, you go on a guy and it tastes like shit. It doesn't taste like orange juice, it tastes like eggs. It tastes like eggs, but without the cellulite eggs are in, baby. Oh, I know. It's just so hard to find eggs in L.A. Isn't it? It's so hard.

I hear they had them in Los Filos which is surprising. I did not know they had that capacity for trade. Heather tells such a Heather story. She's like, Oh my God. Guys, did you ever pee in a

strange place? Because I went to Diddy's party and like everyone was there. Jay-Z Beyonce and I had to be so bad that I just like went outside and I was like so wasting that my girlfriends took a picture

So there's that So what's what you're telling me is that you have terrible judgment in front of famous people and your friends are awful because they took a photo You while you were being great America's I was not Expecting bad America's I was not expecting As her head knocks over a lamp So Chris tells like okay, I've got one. What are your deal breakers in a relationship? Okay, I'll go cheaters liars jealous people people who are with other people while I'm starting to date them

Not smelly kids love smelly kids. Um, I've always talked about my bed. I think Daeku Paj because I don't, I'm not so sure I feel about overlapping materials, right, overlapping anyone? No. Like anyone who overlaps. I'm Mary's like, oh my god, well, jealousy is really tough in this situation because like, Jason, like, I mean, I work with him. So like him So like you have to understand like he's my best friend. I am gonna see him. I am gonna work with him I am gonna do everything on him So she is bubbling. She's like a one woman like carnival ride right now I mean like her head is like the Trebont is going in circles and going up and down all at once

I'm like, okay, can someone strap her down? Her examples are getting her out of control So then Mary gets a her out of control. So then Mary gets a clue out of the bowl and she's like, oh gosh, okay, listen to this one. Okay, describe your first sexual experience. Okay, this is so good. Okay. This is so funny guys. first was in high school and not only did I get tested I got pregnant Oh, I thought she said she got teased She got teased because she got pregnant. Oh You guys it was so funny. I got pregnant in high school. Oh my god. What a riot Because Michelle I think I got it right now you're making me wonder if I got it right. Because, Michelle says pregnant, and she's like,

yeah, and that's why I have an IUD now. And, Michelle goes, oh, I thought you meant DUI. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, okay? Um, and I don't know, I actually didn't even write down what they said. I would fuck Christian, marry Christian, and kill anyone from the most fearless, what a crazy savage neighborhood. And the man says like ring ring, oh what, sorry guys, um, looks like my kid got bit by a deadly spider, possibly is gonna die. I have to be an urgent care. I can't believe she would leave the party like that. That's like really crazy. So then Christine goes, yeah, you know what? I got a spider bite in my vagina in Indonesia.

And that's why you wear panties when you're on a fucking hotel room. Like, is this like a new, is this? I didn't realize. Okay. And then Heather goes, oh, sure. And then she puts air quotes on her shirt. It's like, I don't know if you have to put air quotes on the shirt, Heather. I don't know if you know how to use air quotes. And my it's like, oh God,

how could you know the only time I look at my vagina was when I had the baby. And Christine's like, um, I look at my vagina all the time. Like, I drop over a mirror like, hey girl, like, everyone knows about the pussy pat. Yeah. And Mary's like, I've never done the pussy pat. Is that involved dieting? Because I don't really do that. So. So then the call comes in, the new friend. She's late. And Chris is like, I gotta ask, do you look at your pussy? And the call's like, I mean, I don't like not look at it.

Yeah. Just, well, Chris can go, but do you look at your pussy and be like, that's my pussy. You look at it, right? just, well, just, Christine goes, but do you look at your pussy and be like, that's my pussy, you look at it, right? And say that, like that's my pussy. And Nicole's like, what did I walk into? So then, Krashell's like, guys, smelly kid here. I've got this great idea, sort of like an overlapping concept, but since my I can't drink, why don't we take a shot out of my as boobs

And my I go I don't have milk anymore. Sorry Not the milk We'll put it in your boobs. It's like no, no, thank you. Christine has better boobs than me. Christine's like this is ketchup I don't think so Yeah, how about you new girl you'll do it out of your boobs. What's your name again? Servant? Okay, great.

So now it's time to go to the bar and we get like a Charlie's Angel slow motion walk of them walking all badass down the hallway in the hotel room with Mary leading them like yeah, we're walking down the hallway. Yeah. They probably had to redo we do that shot so many times you know that like Mary like bounced off those walls five times Before they got her just to walk straight and now it pulls who which oh this place I've been there so many times I used to have a friend he used to work there And I was always really

Guess what no air conditioning, okay never felt sorry for a burlust dancer. Wow, I've only been there once. It was after I saw Eddie George play the title role in Chicago, and then I went to Por Vue, and Eddie George was there. So there's a lot of conflicting concepts happening, but it was fun. I'm surprised it's still open I'm not sure if it's open because I drove by it recently and the so they have like the fun part about poor view is that they have like you know There's like that trolley car in the back. Yeah It was like totally burned down the trolley car. They burned the trolley car, and I've got so many videos of me dancing on those bowls I don't know what happened to the trolley car, but it burned down. So it's now just like a trolley car skeleton.

Oh, well, I'm definitely not going back now. The trolley car was the best part. Actually, it was cool on the inside, but yeah, I know what you're saying. It's hot. It's a hot, hot bar. It was cool. It just seemed like it was a temporary place, you know? Like how many times you can be like,

hey, let's go back to that burlesque show with the French lady dancing in a cage. That's something we need to do every week. I don't know, let's just see. Anyway, so they're there. It's a boy girl party and some Mary and Romana going, I love you. No, I love you.

No, I love you. No, I love you. No, you. No, you. And Heather leans over to Christine because they're all sitting in this sort of like one big area. And Heather goes to Christine and he goes, I'm still trying to remember who talked about you.

Have you figured out, I was thinking maybe it was my stepdaughter who just turned nine, who had a great party, but it wasn't her. Have you figured it out? I just wanted to bring it up right now while we're all having a really nice time. Christine's like, a conversation needs to be halved because that is none of your fucking business

what happened to me. That is none of your business. And Tavina's like, I know, like, why not just like come to you about it if it was that? Because then it would mean that you have to have a one a phase So then krishell's like are they fighting over there? I can't tell are they fighting she seems really animated She's oh Just she's trying to come out of a swing pool, but we're not in a swimming pool. Does she know that?

Okay, she has her hands on the okay So Kristi, Kristian comes, she bleeds over and she's like, um, guys, wait, okay. I kind of overheard you. I just want to like clear any problems up right now. Like, let's just clear them up, guys. And Kristian's like, um, well, I hear that there was something that was said by somebody about an overlap. that there was something that was said by somebody about an overlap? Yeah, and then Chris Shaw was like, well, I was sitting with Mary and Heather, and then someone said it, and I like, I don't even truly remember because it's honestly, it's really stupid.

It's really, really stupid, okay, and this is someone who's had to deal with Larsa Pipin, okay? I don't know, maybe Heather, did you say it? Did you say it, Heather? I don't know, did you say it, Heather? No, I mean, I don't remember, but I don't think it was me, but I don't remember, but someone did.

And so they're just trying not to write out Mary while they're basically writing out Mary, right? So then, Christine's like, can Mary come over here for a second? But then like, while this is happening, the dancers, the dancers combined, and so are doing this like fancy dance with their hands, like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

and they're like going nuts, like right next to these women, as they're like, as these women are raring up to fight. Yeah, they're like doing their flapper dance to camera time to promote the restaurant, you know? The girls will not even look at them, or pay them any attention We're like we are doing this fight scene right now So

Chris shale's like okay, I just I didn't want this to get me I don't want this to get messy But Heather started a very very messy fight and you guys have to fix it now So we got to clear this up okay and Mary's like oh can I bring one to you guys? This is a fun night. And when someone a birdcage starts to come down from the ceiling. They're still just ignoring everything. They're putting on like the best show that they've got these girls. Keep the cameras away from the artists. So, Christine's like, I just wanna talk before this bunch of side conversations

and before I get compelled to get into that part cage, okay? So, the word overlap was used, and I don't know if you know this, but in Los Feliz and in Los Felizian culture, overlap is actually like a really terrible word to say. I just learned that in most fields. America goes, oh, overlap? Oh, I said that.

I mean, there was an overlap, you know? I mean, when people ask, I say, I don't know, because like, I haven't asked. So like, is everything fine? Like, I mean, you overlap. Like, overlap. Overlapped. Yeah, like, you were over on his lap as soon as you met him, right? That's what overlap means, right?

And then she just turns away smiling, like yeah, I said a bit, she cares. And Chris seems like, Um, it is not a fine right now. Like I'm trying to be cool as a cucumber in a mother-fuckin' grocery store. Hmm. And there goes, you don't look satisfied.

I hope you don't mind me just like making you angry again. And Christine's like, that's the last thing I expected anyone to say, especially that person, close to cucumber over here. Just one big hot house cucumber. And if it's not awkward enough, hey guys, let's have the lady in the sash that says brides, or brides get in the cage and start dancing around. That's what everybody wants to see.

That is truly the best vessel for Mary, like a body fitting cage where she can just get in there and just like hold on to any variety of like poles so that she can just keep herself up. I know, they're just like stand still Mary. It's like, don't, don't, don't, don't. This is shaking all over the place. Christine is all mad, partially because she's mad at Mary and partially because she really wants to be the bird Gage. Yeah, she's like I mean it's fucking Mary. It's fucking Mary Oh Oh, Mary said there was an overlap. Yeah.

Oh, it's so ridiculous. Yeah. It's so good. It's so good. I was cracking up at this episode. That little filly scene killed me. Yeah, they were acting like such crazy people. I'm excited for the wedding to be done with

because I traditionally do not like wedding episodes of reality TV shows. And then I'm like really thrilled to to be done with because I traditionally do not like wedding episodes of reality TV shows and then I'm like really thrilled to see what the next season has. I mean, this season only started like a month ago, so I can't imagine what else has changed, but I'm excited. Yeah, me too. Well everybody, we sure love ya, we will be back tomorrow. It's usual to get our live show Friday night for Real Housewives of New York. Sit tight and we will talk to you guys soon.

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