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Episode Date: August 19, 2020

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or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, on you, bros! It's me Ronnie, that's been over there. How you doing baby? I'm good, how are you? Good, welcome to Selling Sunset Every Day. I mean everybody, welcome to sunset day, everybody. We have a fun day ahead of us. We also have an interview with Christine herself today. Go check it out. Well, it's this week. Go check it out.

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I'm pointing up right now. Kai. Subscribe. Like and subscribe. And welcome. Oh my God, I love selling sunset day. It makes me so happy. Today was a little slower because it's an amanzas like cries with her kids day, which you know, you don't really have too much to make fun of, but hey, that makes for a shorter recap for me. Well, you know, it was a lot of a man's are crying about self-doubt that we don't care about.

But at the same time, it was also a lot of tricky monocle really, you know, putting out someone for best new work. Really, she's having a renaissance on this show starting with a very opening song, which begins with one of her classic motifs, a bunch of Nana's you know like Na na na everybody run into the store our got spades and stacks on the floor I think that's what you said. Yeah, see she's got some diction problems still, but hey, who am I to judge? We open in the office team meeting guys team meeting guys have a team meeting guys. I'm out of judge. We open in the office team meeting guys team meeting. Yeah, there's a team meeting. There's a team meeting.

Let's talk about what we've been doing. Okay. I just want to congratulate Mary. She finally figured out how to set up straight in her chair. So congrats Mary. Just dropped her head. Her head just dropped Mary. Pick up your head.

We're trying to have a meeting here. Mary's just picked her head up off the floor. Does anyone have any numbers for Mary Nets? You can handle life-sized human being. Yeah, that would probably really help Mary a lot. Okay, great. Hey, so Mary, Mary and I, we gone to Eskra, on Dohenny, you know, which is the place that she showed on a wedding day. Oh, Eskra, Mary, that's where Mary is. It was the same bike. I showed it to you. And he's like, yeah, that's hard work.

OK, she sold her wedding venue on her wedding day, everybody. Everybody applaud now. Everybody. Oh, and not to end up married, but I also just on my own, I got an escrow with a client at 9 million. So I mean, maybe in some ways, I was the one who sold it for Mary. I don't know. Just going to one up marry with me. That's all. Gras to me, everyone. I'm an escrow with a client at nine million. So I mean maybe in some ways I was the one who sold it for Mary I don't know just gonna one up marry with me. That's all Gras to me everyone. I'm an escrow to I'm an escrow and

Michelle's an escrow to you know four point two million Heather's an escrow to with probably less than that All she wrote on her sales paper was Taric Taric best friend is my as his daughter That's all we've really got for Heather this week, good job Heather good job yeah good job Heather now you said you had some sort of listing on kahoot's drive I think that's what it says I'm not sure about the spelling there. Nah we did over 20 million in escrow every but now where's the man's huh can anybody tell me where is a man's I look at the man's tiny little woman in a red and white scarf and I just can never find her. She's always late Is she maybe standing around the corner and a fedora listening in as a bodyguard in some fashion anyone?

Can I want to check the corners check the corners for a manza? Mary's like Well kids, I mean then off school today So oh Mary please. I'm sick of these excuses, Mary. She's always late and you need to tell her she can't be late. She's like, well, you're the boss. So maybe you should do that. Mary, okay, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop using magnetic

poetry for the basis of all your senses. Thank you. Mary, your chin just hit your collarbone three times. So you might want to get a brace or something. I have this like, yeah, you do it. You guys talk to us. It's not our job. You know, I just, I feel like if I can't rely on her professionally, then she's gone. Okay. I mean, I just can't believe that my friend,

who's only experienced in real estate, is that that she wants built a house in the Sims in 2003 Isn't actually selling houses for me. Wow. I can't believe this And others like yeah, she's always late. It happens on every single thing we do Yeah, well if I can't rely on her professionally, she's got well look who's here look who's here and yet another new wig Hello, a man, sir. I know you weren't actually doing your hair today. So where were you? Right on time, right on time.

Thank you, Maya. That was that color commentary really, really hit at home for me. Thank you, thank you. Right on time. Oh, I mean, it's just like, listen, I have one fault. I'm always late, but I always show up. That showing up does not count.

That's not, if you didn't show up then your one flaw is that I flake. But if you're always late, well being late means that you show up. So that's, you don't get credit for showing up. Especially if you're showing up late, that's not how that works. You know, so, all right.

So. I also have a huge flaw. Let's not overlook that. I hate when people are like, I'm just always late. It's like, that's a terrible, terrible future. That's a terrible part of your personality, if you're always late.

So Jason's like, all right, well, we've gone through all the successes and the first failure. Let's go to the least exciting thing. Anyone, anyone? Davina. Okay, Davina go ahead divina. She's like, well, obviously The listing agreement is expiring on the 75 million dollar house, but I talked to Christine and we're gonna share databases Opfernsturer, because we learned that divina is actually German Apple shudder because we learned that to mean it's actually German

Apple shudder sorry some my German came out so my I was like I don't you trust out databases only Christine's only Christine's Why not ours huh? I just kidding. I just getting your stupid your stupid person. I just kidding. I just kidding Well Christine has whales so Christine she goes um yeah I have burgers and Botox listing coming up and a manza what are you doing besides you know beating the fuck out of father time well Amanda's like, well, you know, and I'm still having, I'm having a Sunday open house, open houses for my family listing. So just doing like a lot of open houses and showings. Oh yeah, are you showing up on time for open houses? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, okay, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, okay.

Listen, if you guys showed up on time, we just get so much done. And Amanda goes, Christine, are you listening to this? And she's, are you listening to this? Ah! Ah! Yeah, Christine is like, spending most of this meeting,

putting her tongue on her canine. Be like, is anyone need me to do this face for them? Because if you need to cut away, I'm doing it. Uh-huh. You guys are dismissed, but not you, Amanda. So now we have to have a very private meeting in a public place. The dream just isn't an Amanda.

And what that always means is a lot of cutaways to Mary sitting in her chair, looking sort of with the concern and also fear for falling over. We really should be doing this and crap is on demand to really capture all the marios and I know. So, man, it's like, look, I've been working on it. Okay. I have a lot going on. And he's like, you've been late your entire life, a man's okay.

She's like, that's, that's ridiculous. Although I do have a doctor's appointment that started 45 minutes ago So I'm gonna have to leave and then she's all bummed because he told her she has to be on time and it's like Like she gets up out of bed for being late for work I know and they cut to Christine grabbing her ear like who are you? Carol Burnett over there Heather makes a screwy face So so then

Christine is really excited for her burgers and Botox party even though I have to go to stay with a frumpy Call us the flock heart wannabe in in Monica with a K. Mm-hmm Call us the flock heart wannabe name Monica with a K. Mm-hmm. Wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck. I was like, okay, Trixie, you're just stealing songs now. You can't just sing that song. It's like, they take out that you better work, but the rest of it's the same.

Well, the full lyric is, oh, oh, oh, oh, we came to a party. Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's get it started and work work work work work work work work work work work work it just like it just they gave up they just give up and just start saying work whatever like lyrical arc there was it just turns into work oh work work oh work work oh work so then um Christine has burger is and they have her logo on the front and they're called Quentin Outbaggers. You know, this showing has two essentials, food and Botox.

I'm a genius. And the Monica brings her sister Ivy so that you have now two people who hate you. Ivy hates cheeseburgers and she hates Botox. Isn't that right Ivy? And Ivy's like, oh my god, this is great. This is so cute. You are a betrayal to do family. Once again, Monica get fucked over by Ivy.

So we're so we're still doing the Botox, huh? We're still doing this ridiculous clown circus idea, huh? And she's like, I wanted it to be more laid back. I'm like, well, you know, I wanted to do something Casual like what the burgers are casual. How I invited every broker and if we listen, it's like field of dreams, okay? If you bout talk, say about combat. Yeah, I like Monica saying that she thought this was gonna be more casual. I'm like, what is fancy about these burgers that say Quinn and out on them? This is bad as casual as it gets.

Yeah, and also you're selling like a $10 million home. So, casual people are not gonna become. You're the one in the blazer, man. Yeah. So, so people start to arrive and a man's like, oh my god, what a fun concept. Berios and Botox with Quinnin out. Like your last name, like, that's it.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. And then Heather comes in and she goes, oh my god, Quinninats, that is so cute. Is that like begin? She just thinks everything might as a vegan option. Not everything has a vegan option. And did you see Mary trying to lift the burger up? She's like, Oh, wow. And she like, she's like lifts the burger up. And then it's sort of like, it looked

like she was like almost doing a basketball trick with it She's like She was like doing a slow motion lens on from a she's always like someone has just like put fingers on their waters and flick to her Water on their fingers and like flick to their her face. She's like jerking your face back It is almost as if it's almost as if she was like had, she was stealing the burger from a high security vault that had lasers everywhere and she had to like negotiate around all the lasers to get the burger out. And just as she looks at the burger, she goes, basically my whole face.

Do my whole face, guys. Did you see with that burger? Did you see with that burger almost dude? To me, just do my whole face, Botox, me, ball. You know what I love because you accidentally said burger and said Botox. I love the idea of her staring at her burger and saying, my whole face about talks people. You know what I love because you accidentally said burger and said, I love the idea of her staring at her burger and saying, my whole face. My whole face.

That's what I thought. That's why I made that mistake because I thought she was saying the burger was like as big as her whole face at first before I remembered. I just like the idea of first smoothing the burger on her face. I just want to sell my whole face. That's not how you eat a burger Mary. I thought we were having burger talks. My face is still moving.

So, I'm gonna tell Mammic cheese I'm ready for him now. That is so cute. That's cute. You know what? At the Oppenheim Group, we are gonna cater to all our clients. So, if it's the hamburger or a Mammic cheese, we are putting a bun on our heads, okay? Hey guys, it's me Christine. I'm so excited to be here at my event.

Look at this giant tongue chair. Okay, I've been to go backwards with the purse coming out of a pool now. Look, I hope you all enjoy your Quinn and Out burgers burgers and if you still have some room in your bellies We have some prachels a bitch fries Not as much of a pond, but I guess the point across oh So Christine gives a tour and it's like and upstairs Has a golf course and like oh my god. Let's go play golf Oh my god, it's golf. We gotta go play golf cuz we're man. All right. That's good play course. Oh my god, let's go play golf. Oh my god, let's go.

We gotta go play golf, because we're man. All right, let's go play golf. Oh yeah, look at them. You guys are always fighting over the same holes, huh? Get it? Get it. Getting, getting. Getting, getting.

I'm going to be quiet right now while you swing for this. OK? Boo. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm Heather's. Who knows how to play music chairs, huh? Then you want to steal? One of them swings and Heather's like, I'm not hard enough.

And Jason goes, I've never heard that. Nice dream business with you. Idiot. The kids are his brother. And then he shoves Brett and then Margot. That was aggressive go that was aggressive That was a glasses So the others turn and he's like oh god Brett's like oh god. Don't go that car car worse better of all time Oh my god, it's a girl golfing. Oh god. Okay, so let me show you things

Let me explain how this all works. Okay, that that down there is a golf ball balls or like round things, but they're 3D. So they roll and you're holding a club. No, it's not sandwich. It's a stick and you hit it. Oh, God, girls are stupid. So the guests arrive and I love a man who's wig. She's in the Chicago wig from the music.

She was like captain, say to Jones. I mean, talk about entrapment, right? Entrapment where she famously in a Chicago wig from the music. Yeah, she was like captain, say to Jones. I mean, talk about entrapment, right? Entrapment where she famously, the nico should the lasers, everything points to Catherine's data Jones in the scene. So they're all looking at it. And Christine's like, um, there's like four bedrooms, five baths. And they put it, what did Brett say? You should have done more.

And then Christine just lost crazilyily maybe he was being sarcastic So he's like wow never seen Botox it'll listing before good job Good job you got the Brett see the approval Good job job. So now Christine walks into the office and she's wearing like a green business suit, but also like fluorescent green earrings and stuff like Christine. Oh, what a look, Christine. Am I like, Oh, look at you, Christine. I couldn't pull off the shoes, but you can pull them off I'm breath like yeah, that might be the best outfit anyone's ever worn ever

I'm afraid I wasn't sure I spelled this one together I'm gonna suck on my can on to to prove it all And now we love that they put Mary in that front desk because it means she always has to turn back to hear what everyone's saying And she's always looks so crazy She's like the girl she's like the girl who gets in the front of the roller coaster thing She's gonna have the best seat but then it gets jealous that she doesn't hear what they're all saying behind her. Yeah But crazier yeah, she's like more But crazier. Yeah, she's like, she's excited. She thinks she gained a system because she told the park that she wants to be a solo writer.

And she's like, oh my god, I totally got this line first. But then she realizes that now all our friends are still in the line and she has to wait for them. So, more or less. There's like, oh my god, Christine, look at you. You should really work on expressing yourself That's right Michelle comes in and she's like you guys I have a question When you're really hungry and you eat a smoothie. How long does that last like when do you have to eat again? I'm not there because um here's the thing. I don't get hungry, like, ever, because I have like, the blood pressure and low sugar. So like, I don't feel it. I get

dizzy. And also, smoothies still me up a lot. If you're getting low blood sugar and you're at your dizzy, that means you're hungry. Yeah. Yeah. And Chris, so it goes really smoothies make me hungry a lot And then divina goes yeah I love I love having with her low blood pressure and low blood sugar I don't get hungry, but what happens is I feel something in my stomach and I start to crave food. But other than that, I do not get hungry. My stomach starts growling at me like stop eating so much. Our smoothies, what are the, when we say smoothies, are we referring to shakes?

Or are we talking about pebbles that are like really glossy? Cause I call those smoothies too. And I do eat them on occasion. I just love that they're, just the whole premise is eating a smoothie in the first place. Yeah, eating a smoothie. And then when Krishna said when you eat a smoothie, I'm not sure any of these women know what they're actually eating or drinking or talking about. When you eat, I'm so full, I just ate some coffee. I'm so full, I just ate some coffee. So fun. I would not be surprised if Creshell would actually like, freeze her smoothie and then slice

it up into blocks and put two fix in them and then eat it over the course of a week. Oh girl, I've done that. Wait, watchers, there's no joke. If you actually ever counted your calories, it's horrible. You know what, 1200 calories is my fingernail, okay? Yeah, drop a ball Anyway, so Jason is like Mary come here, all right, you know look I've got a listing it's just 1.6, but you know what it's a lot of activities. Just take the fucking money

All right, she's like whoa that Stop that It's a no-pass. That's dope. No Stop that Go is a dope house. That's dope. No Guys All right Mary, you just knocked over lab just sit down. Oh So Jason giving Mary another leasing what about us? I need sell by owner. Okay, I have to go doork Knock to get to get business, okay?

I'll tell you who I'll tell you what's dope. Me, I'm the dope who sits here and doesn't get any leads from Jason. Am I right, ladies? Huh? Later. Amanda is talking to Jason and she's like, I'm coming to talk to you right now, but I'm not in trouble this time, right?

Was I in time to talk to you? We didn't set a time. All right, so I'm on time then. So about my listing, I have a person not ready to buy about like he's interested in leasing. So... And Jason goes, well why isn't the house selling? And the music goes, blah blah. It's gonna rain on your head. Like, why did the music just get... Why was there such a like loud musical singer for like hey, why isn't this like cute two-bedroom house on Stanley not selling The in our day caprio standing on the ceiling

He accepted to the wrong vision the wrong dream. He's like damn it I'm so it's been the Alps, but I'm gonna real say the obvious in West Hollywood Hey, there's my house over there oh so I don't know I mean Mary even did comps with me the other day and like I know it's not ideal but if I haven't got firm offers do you think it's appropriate to like present them with a lease and it cuts to Mary like staring from like you know a few feet away and she's like, she has her elbow on like her desk or her chair arm and like she's resting her head on her hand and you can just tell at that moment

she's like, please don't give out hand, please don't give out, please. He's like, so here's what you do, you have to present everything to your client because that's your obligation and you know what, if you don't think you can sell it, leasing is better than nothing, I guess. And Brett goes, barely, barely, good one, bro. Good one.

Oh yeah, I'm very like, don't worry, you got this. You got this. And so Jason goes, I'm so starving. Let's go eat some smoothies. Okay, guys, okay. And Amanda's like, I can't, I really need to make this phone call.

I mean, it's like really hard because like, I'm the strong one and like, it's like, I have a really hard time being vulnerable in front of my friends. It's hard when you're always the tough one. The tough one who cries on every episode of this show. I'm the vulnerable in front of my friends. It's hard when you're always the tough one. The tough one who cries on every episode of this show. I'm the tough one. So hard being so tough and all that jazz. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and-

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movie from the 80s is sitting at his table. He's being played by Julian Assange of WikiLeaks Julian Assange has played by Julian Fellows Was that his name Julian Fellows? No Julian Sands All I can see is Julian Assange like no, I will not give up my sources I know I think I see Julian Sands playing What was the guy from Blade Runner?

Rudger Hauer playing Julian Assange So they both show up in like bright pink, but it's like slightly mismatched because Davina dropped a fucking ball And he's like okay update me. It's like oh my god I don't have offers on many 70 million dollar listings You know and I'm really hoping Christine can channel that burger and Botox vibe here cuz Cause like if anyone knows what millionaires like, it's Christine. Adnan, how do you feel about pizza?

Now, how do you feel about a slice of adnanze? Okay, Christian, you do it. You're a little bit better than I am. Devin. So adnan for pizza. Little ad nonz. No, odd non-hut. So let's see. Christine's like, I have an extensive database,

and I'm not promising anything, but look, I know the house is amazing. I've loved it from day one. Day one of this, when this house was pushed out of the house room, I was there going, you go house, and I think I got to facilitate interest. You know, it's been so long, and I have not seen anything on the table.

And you guys, every day you guys not selling is costing me fortune. It took me three and a half years to buy. Did it build this, okay? I'm like, you know what, don't burden me with your slow-ass and stupid construction plans. You're the one who decided to build a mega mansion on a street that should not have a mega mansion on it.

Don't bother, don't make it their fault that you spent three and a half years. No one cares, no one cares. You know what, who cares, no one cares. Yeah, no one cares. You built cares. Who cares? No one cares. Yeah, no one cares. You built an overhouse lot on a busy-ass city street that nobody wants to live on.

Okay. Nobody wants to live right on Cold Water Canyon. No one wants to. You can't drink us. People do want to live on Cold Water Canyon and their nice houses. But no one wants to live in a mega mansion. That's like on a busy-ass street.

You know, that's just what it is. And I'm sorry that you spent three and a half years of your life not even considering that. But maybe you should in the future, ah, the non-na. Yes, like, 70,000,000, that's like Iron Man's house on a cliff, okay? Yeah. No one wants to live in your city like terrible backyard with the neighbors on either side of you for 70,000,000.

I'm not spending 75 million to not be able to make a left turn out of my driveway. Okay. That's what it comes down to. And I think we can all agree on that. Thank you very much. I'm ready for president. Yeah. So Christine goes, well, what did you buy the property for when you bought it? And he just looks at Davina. So angry that this woman has the nerve to speak to him and ask him questions Yeah, he's like we should be discussed. We should we should be discussing how to sell it You should not negotiate well in addition to that. I would love to know Oh, you should not be negotiating with me. You should be negotiating with my clients and Christine is kind of great here because

You know, she just serve, because she just is like, I don't think it's a negotiation to ask the lot, to ask about the lot that you would love me to be a part of selling. I mean, it's off called Water Canyon Ew, and there's no view, ew, ew, ew, and it's a very busy road, triple ew. Okay, I'm just trying to justify price. So when I bring people here and they say,

why the fuck would I pay $75 million to live on cold fucking water canyon? I can say here's why. And here's why every cent of this shit hole that you call a house is justified. And then Divina just raises her, Divina rizzards her chin like, huh. What she said, oh my god, I can't believe she's talking to him like that. Cause Divina would be like,

oh my god, I'm really sorry to have to say this to you because I know that you, I know you don't like it. I'm really sorry. But yeah. So back to the office and guess what guys check out my ad for the cold water can. You know, the other cold water Canyon House that we were so angry at last week. If cold water can look, I've already known cold water Canyon House of ad reputation just for a million dollar listing L.A. So this show is really cementing the hatred for I feel so bad for cold water canyon and really anybody who lives there Because they probably watch this show like well, thanks for devaluing the our property values

Just bring having that influence over the market, doesn't it? Yeah, also what is this song? All I thought is gold nobody's goldfish is cold We're an LA baby. There are no cold goldfish here. More like peasantly warm water, Canyon. Okay, so Chris, I was like, oh my god, two pages. I got two pages. And Jason's like, oh, did you write this description to because I'm going to look for grammar. I hope women are better at grammar than they are golf. Right. Look at the picture. Isn't it a pretty picture? And look, you can look right there. You can see the bus shelter right in front of the kitchen. Isn't that so sweet? so sweet. Oh, so he leaves. He's like, work, Todd. Bye.

So now it's just Chris Shell and Divina alone in the office. And she's like, now that he's gone, we don't have to work. Wasn't that birthday for Christine so much fun? I mean, the tarot cars. Could you believe that that reader said that there is a split in my timeline? Crazy. Yeah. Um, I was just like caught up guard by on manza. Like she came out of

left field attacking Christine and like, how did she even know what Christine said at the broke us open? I mean, huh? Was there like a secret recording? Was there like, was someone with someone broadcasting? Was there? It's almost as if there was someone in that circle of women who went and told her exactly what I told her I told her everyone knew I mean come on it happened in a listing happened in a showing I told her She goes, but why would you tell her like a man's is such a bully in a bodyguard like it should have stayed between them like I didn't get involved guard like it should have stayed between them like I didn't get involved. Yeah, exactly. It's like, well, no, everyone nail in you. I mean, you think she wouldn't find out. Yeah, but like a man says like such a bully bodyguard from Mary. Um, not like I'm a bully bodyguard

for Christine. And like it just should have stayed between the two of them. Like Heather didn't get involved. I didn't get involved. Heather didn't get involved. I didn't get involved. Heather didn't get involved. I didn't get involved. I'm just going around in a circle until you stop me. Heather didn't get involved. I didn't get involved. Why are you eating that water? Some Christians like there is no scenario where I tell a man's a and not Mary and it's not okay to do what Christine did at a broker's open in front of clients. I'm just like, oh, well, I mean, I don't like what she said. Oh, my heart people, heart people. Okay.

Yeah, because Divina says, well, it was coming from a place of hurt, you know, because Divina is very much all about determining where people's emotions are coming from. Uh, like those questions were not from a neutral place. Remember that, Khrushchell, remember that? Yeah, well, in this case, it's like that as well, but this time the not neutral is okay, because it's from Khrushcheen, it's like that as well, but this time, the not neutral is okay because it's from Christina. It's coming from place of hurt. So, and Chris sells like, well, the days of defending bad behavior are over. The days of Christine being tyrannical on where only people can do or say what she wants. Those days are over.

Yeah, but she's just going to be who she is. I mean, she's going to wear like crazy green, you know, negligee to the office and that's just who she is. Well, she involved the whole office and it's lunacy that you care that I told the man's up, but Christine literally told the entire West side that Mary was acting stupid. When you think about what this fight is over, it's hilarious. I know. I was like, I'm getting a headache. Why? Where's your headache? I'm like, look at these notes. I don't remember her saying that. I just wrote down I'm getting a headache. What was that? Me? Yeah, she's because I'm getting a headache, Divina. Oh my god. And Divina's like, well, I'm gonna defend my friends And you're gonna defend your friends too. Just how about how can you defend her?

Well, I'm not responsible for what she did, but you can control your behavior I'm German secretly I'm German. Secretly. All right, so I guess we're just going to agree to disagree. And so they both are like, yes, well, it's Greed to disagree. And then, Chris Shell turns around and we just see the shot of them just sitting there, like playing with their hair furiously, like, I'm going to pull my strand of hair to show how angry I am right now. I'm brushing my fingers through my arylosea or bling with our hair. My hair. Oh, God. Smelly Smelly hair. Can never shake it. So then a man that takes her kids to the park and cries a lot and stuff. Yeah. Manza's like, hey guys, sorry, I wasn't able to pick you up from school. Like for the past four days,

sorry, you had to suffer the indignity of going on a bus like pretty much every other child in America Hey, let's raise around the big toys you doesn't first and past this And they're like we're proud of you mommy. You're working so hard. So you're proud of me. You're so sweet Yeah, we're proud of you make somebody sing a biostat trampoline and by groceries Pretty much yeah, so yeah was just like I'm really boring. And very the kids are so sweet and very cute, but it was ultimately a very boring scene. Well, guess what? I love my money and my other money loves me. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Ding. So we're back at Audenon's house. and now Christina has come by and she's brought Christian

because he's rich and basically it's like, you're rich, you can think of how a rich person thinks. So what other rich people think this is worth spending rich money on? What do you think, Christian? Tell me, would your rich friends like that I'm a golden, what does this really talk a giraffe? Would your friends like to hunt a really tall golden giraffe? Cause that's what I'm dressed like right now. I'm a giraffe pattern suit that's golden black.

Okay, here's what I say. And by your rich friends over and say we're playing the most dangerous game, except we're gonna change it. And say, surprise, it's actually the sluddie of the game. And it'll be me running around sluddy okay But I'm gonna hit them in the face with my neck because that's how it's derived to it Sluddy giraffe at your service now let me open up this door. I'm the real estate agent I'm the real estate agent. I open the door. I open no no. I got it. I got it. I got it

It's like Christine you are holding a pepper grinder I'm opening the door. So I don't understand the price. Like if you want me to ask my friends to come, I have to make like sense of the economy. And he's like, well, let's just keep looking, you know, why don't you show me around. Yeah. So they're like looking around and Christians like, hmm, hmm. Okay, here's a smile and I'm back to hmm

Hmm And then Adnan shows up with his wife big whom who is like Exactly the wife you sort of would expect him to have I know some people would think that Adnan would have like a really Hot young thing like Muhammad's wife, but we all know that's Adnan's mistress. Instead he has this lady, Bigum, who is probably the most terrifying. You like, Bigum is the real one, you have to be scared of.

Like Adnan's the one who gets killed on, on episode 12 of 24, but it's Bigum, who's the one you gotta take care of on episode 24. Well, beings are dangerous. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bigum. Um, so yeah, Christian's like, so, uh, so odd non and scary

wife, I have to understand the math of this. Uh, I mean, I love this house. I love, love, love, love this house. But, uh, I have already gotten into a fender bender, just trying to back out of the driveways. So tell me what's the deal with it? He's like, well, it's an expensive project. You're a man, you should understand. This is too lot. And he goes, uh-huh. And what did you buy the lots for?

And then Adnan looks at Christine Furious. He hates when he knows a person and they bring someone else into a circle that dares ask him a question. Yeah. Begoom is like, you just see the look on the boom space is like, I'm going to smile at you very kindly and offer you tea, but I might just poison that tea if you're not careful. My husband is my king. Well, what we are building is life. We are building life here. And if you want something good, then the client has to pay for something good.

Chris think goes, all I hear is grade A top quality grade A which is so true like what are you selling like DVD copies in Times Square? Come on man, you got to go a little further for this much money. What sort of quicksand is in this house's foundation? Why are you being so shady? Yeah. So it's like a good stuff cost. It took us three years, three years.

Well, that's your own damn fault for taking us. That's your years. You're the one who decided to do a three and a half year long project. OK, it's not like we owe you money because you spent longer, longer amount of time on it. No. I'm OK.

So Christian's not getting his answer, so he just smiles and nods. And Christian's like, well, I love okay. So Christians not getting his answer. So he just smiles and nods and Christians like well, I love it. Fantastic. Hope he can find a buyer stupid so then We now go back over to the office and now we have like a meeting at the Douches So this guy Preston comes in and Preston is the one that Mary sold the Dohini House to and And we had met him on the wedding day, and he was already sort of like, but now he's like, comes in and he's wearing a mustard turtle neck and a gray blazer. And Mary's just something about like the Sheerling denim jacket dapping the mustard turtle neck and gray blazer.

That to me I was like, this is all awful. I can't. It's all awful. It's really, really bad. I have no problems with a Sheerling, I would love a Sheerling denim jacket. In fact, I would love that in my wardrobe. But there was just something about these guys

wearing those things, dapping each other in the way they adapt each other that made me be like, I must push this out of my life right now. Like the least broy guys in the world. Love your share laying. Love your sharing. Also, if just to further your point, just to give a clue as to our setting, we just saw the second Louis Vuitton backpack of the episode.

They keep showing them. This is the episode that they're like Louis Vuitton backpacks, all the rage. All right, carry on. So basically they were handing the queue over to the house, this car, and the like laughing. They're like, oh my God, we did it, we worked. I like this, we're working a lot together. I'm like, oh, I totally like working, we're like workers, we're like workers,

but we're not, we're like bosses, we're like bosses, we're like bosses, we're like bosses, we have our cars, we have cars, and Venus says, yes! So, stop, turn back, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit,

shirling, so Vengeance is like, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, share a link. So, so then Jason's like, you know, it's sort of like what they say, 10% of the agents do 90% of the business, all right? All right, I hope you didn't hear that, Amanda. I hope you didn't hear that. I hope that didn't penetrate yourself right now. So I would call Mary, 90%.

So the hand over the keys and he leaves. And Jason's like, good job, babe. And Mary turns around to the office and she goes, I think I'm probably the first agent to sell my wedding venue on my wedding day. And then she dances crazily. And I'm like, Mary, we've already had this scene. Who's going to be the one to tell Mary? She's already shut this scene five times today. And then she has this like weird personal epiphany

where she's like, after selling that like, nine mile dollar beautiful house on Duhini, on my wedding day, from mom, my wedding, all that. I just, I feel like a badass and like, now I like, I appreciate the value of a dollar now. Like, what, what, what, what, how does this like make you appreciate the value of a dollar?

Like what's she? She's like, well, I had my son at a young age and like working these brittle days like, I appreciate the value of a dollar now. Okay. So then I'm at everyone's dancing. Okay. Dancing in their chair or whatever. And um, a man's, uh, has to talk to Lisa on the phone.

I think it's named as Lisa. Um, I heard Lisa, yes, I heard Lisa. So he's like, hey, calling with so not such great news. All right, the client who wanted to lease is now looking for a work at home situation and they're going to have to go somewhere else where they're not going to bug the neighbors with their job as jackhammers. You know, it's been really where they're not gonna bug the neighbors with their job

as jackhammers. You know, it's been really, they're really practicing homes. So they're at home, jackhammer operators. So they, they're going to standly in West Hollywood people just hate jackhammers. So yeah, yeah, people on Stanley are not open to Progressive new types of music that incorporate drums and jackhammers and Physicians from stomping. Can I just defend a man's I hear for a second that houses fog that's not a cute house It looks like a really cheap house that was redone poorly And then they're trying to get hurt as hell for millions of dollars there. I said it. Sorry family homeowners that house is not cute

Yeah, exactly so she's like wow I feel like I'm I feel like I'm failing I feel like I feel like I'm a miss bit here in this in this room full of successful women some of them Even know the value of a dollar for some reason all of a sudden. Wow. I'm such a misfit. I guess I better tell Jason right now. Just say, Jason, Jason, the Stanley Leasing Officer just backed out, just backed out. Jason, what do I do? He's like, that's OK.

We'll sell it. It's like, oh my god, I can't believe that. He believes in me. He believes in me. I can do this after all. Yeah, he's a real center bullet in the blind side. Wow. Just changed everything.

Jason, I'm sorry to interrupt you while you're eating your smoothie, but do you think we can really sell it? It's like, I don't fucking know. And that brings us to the end. So fun. So fun. So fun. So it's so good. Really is good.

It makes me want to buy a house. I wish I had that much money. I want $9 million. I know I want to buy a big fancy house. I want to go to someone's wedding and be like, Oh my god, I love this wedding venue. I'm going to buy it and live in it. Yes, I would love that.

I would love it if I could buy a, I don't know what my wedding venue would be. Shakey's pizza. Can I buy a shakey's pizza and turn it into my house? Like so this domino's, it's gonna do weddings now because I am the boss. You're all fired. Someday, someday.

But either way, you guys, thanks so much for listening. This is such a fun time for us. I hope it was fun for you two. Okay. We're back tomorrow with some real housewives of Beverly Hills, which will probably be in just more of a clusterfuck. Can't wait. And then you got We got New York on Friday. We'll be doing both those episodes, crap it's on demand, so be sure to sign up on Patreon because it's the best, and you can watch us, and you can also do things like Punchesbait and Discord server. And let's adore bonus episodes, so all that fun stuff. Bye! Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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