Watch What Crappens - Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention

Episode Date: June 18, 2020

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It's getting more and more fun to watch as we take notes on it. And to people who are writing us going, so I tried watching selling sunset, and it was like a bunch of privileged morons doing nothing. Yes, you got it. That's exactly what it is.

Yeah, that's it. They're going to know. Nothing happens. Even last, when I was, we're watching, the whole season is available, but we're watching it one episode at a time, because we're recapping it, you know, one week at a time. But even so in this week's episode, when I was watching, I was like, nothing's happening. Are we gonna have an episode? I was like, oh wait, no, of course.

That's what's, that is the episode. That is the show. It's nothing that's happening. Is the sign felt of reality shows? Um, no, that's real housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, sorry, you're right. We just can't be given that title to anybody, okay. You're right.

But yeah, that's a fun show. Go check us out on our other shows. I do Rose Pricks, which is a Bachelor Rost. We're in full swing right now. And Ben is on the Game Brain podcast and he does cartoons on YouTube called The Real Housewares of Kitchen Island, which is pretty hilarious.

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Much like how I didn't find David's mistress for so many years. Oh god. All right, well here we are with a little selling set. Ooh, and there was a cliffhanger. There was a cliffhanger last week. Big, big cliffhanger guys. So in case you don't remember, it was the big unveiling of the $40 million mansion in the hills and Jason and Brett were having a really important, you know,

showing of the, the really, really important, well, going to be there. Michelle's going to be there. I'm going to be there. The Venus is going to be there and Mary's going to be there be there and Maya is gonna be there. So it was really big I'll tell you this like I don't want to tell you the whole guest list right now But I'll tell you there's gonna be a lot of thin people in heels that are too tall for them to walk in I'm gonna tell you that right now

It's his and and then I'm not just talking about me and my brother. We're all All gonna be there. Especially as her near she's the hills. Nobody of size is allowed there, okay, this is not songbird shirts, I'll tell you that. Okay, must be thin to enter anything that they do on this show. I was totally watching them. Thinking that as I watched it, I was like, Jesus Christ, like would I be even invited to my house? Like fuck you guys okay?

So we get a good tricksie song to play us into this We got that hurt we got that hurt for a million dollar Sean. No, and Christine is there in her ridiculous Marilyn Monroe outfit. Yes. The IKEA Erica Jane has arrived. I mean, when you make Erica's outfits look like tasteful and well-planned out, then appropriate for the occasion. You're missing the mark. Yeah, just a little bit.

So she's there and there's awkwardness because she and Creshell are on bad terms and they haven't seen each other in months and months. And so Cresena's there like smoothing and Creshell is at a different part of the party. And she's basically ruining David Mammoth's legacy. She's like, APC always be closing right? David mammoth somewhere is like you are ruining my play Coffee is for Mmm, I forgot the rest

It's like that my favorite play Glenn Gary Glenn close. No, that is not my play and Christine has brought her hot new husband, Christian. I'm sure it's all Lex with these two. Because Christian's like, ooh! Comparatively, I mean. So she's introducing him around. And Mary, the Mary Annette, is trying to not be upset that she has a man. Oh my god.

And she's just like twitching all like a bird like kind of hearing something off in the distance. Like her eyes are like, oh my God. Oh my God. I totally saw it, Ronnie, because last week when you mentioned it, I hadn't noticed it, but this entire episode I could not notice, could not stop noticing how herky-jurky Mary is.

I feel like it's like she's like a video game ragdoll physics, you know? Like she is, she just is like, and her head, it's like her head is perpetually game ragdoll physics, you know like she is she just is like and our head It's like our head is perpetually trying to catch up to her body. It's like she moves and her head is like Yeah, she's not like loose though She's like really like it's like like a tightness about it. We've got it hurts my head actually everything hurts my head about like It's like a like zero like she's always being frightened You know like when people like move their head back and jerk it

Yeah, so she's kind of like jerking everywhere. It's like oh my god. It is nice to finally meet you Yes, I know I also noticed by the way that this I feel like this episode Mary is became really into saying this is my dream house because she's like this 40 million dollar This is my dream house anyway. Oh my god, you know Christine had a lot to say about how quickly remain I got engaged and I don't know how long they're really dating before they got engaged But it's like a fraction of the time and she's like leaning her arms back on the couch trying to look all cool during her interview. And she keeps like putting her chin like way back. I'm like looking at the camera like that like from above. Oh my god, she's such a weirdo. I love it.

And I also notice later in this episode, sorry to pick on Mary so much, but I'm like, it's a fascinated by Mary. There's something there. So with like her body looks like it was just put together in Chappato's shop, you know, and she's been alive. So with like her body looks like it was just put together in Chappato's shop, you know, yeah She's had a life and also she has like a real voice under all that because she talks just kind of like this like normally But then sometimes she talks like she has this in her voice too And you can hear it. It's like a ghost that's a spirit that's taken over a doll body Coming out under the control here. It. And listen for it because you'll definitely hear it. She'll be like, she's like, oh my god, I

love this house. Like, I'm getting married to. Wow, I am the key master. Um, I am going to listen to that. I love that there's all these nuances to her. Yeah, like, she just looks like a regular pretty girl. And then you find out that she's herky jerky and has a demon inside of her. Yeah, it's something and I think it's probably just smoking like probably a past of like smoking and cocaine and do you know everything else but you just hear it under there sometimes. Oh, gotta come out like that. So, uh, uh, Krischelle is saying how she has nothing to say to Christine and D'Vena is then talking to Christine and she's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh but she's also kind of nervous. I've actually discovered, I made, I had a big aha moment about Divina.

And now actually Divina is one of my favorites. Oh God, alright. I'm sorry. Go ahead, please go. Go ahead. Admittedly, Divina has been very terrible, but I'm also, I detected some very strong reporter Christina Gibson reporting at large from her and that she is like someone who has been thrown in

with a bunch of Lindsay's and is trying to keep up and she doesn't know how to modulate her, like try to be mean girl, so she overdoses it, like she did last season. And I realized that ultimately, none of these women liked Divina and they are ready to kick her to the curb. And that made me, that sort of gave me like, oh, she's Christina Gibson. ultimately none of these women liked Divina and they are ready to kick her to the curb.

And that made me, that sort of gave me like, oh, she's Christina Gibson. She's kind of Christina Gibson to me. And now I have like a soft spot for her. Well, we definitely see that in this episode where we're like, oh, so nobody really likes Divina. No one likes Divina, they hate her. She's just trying to fit in.

Yeah, she's just trying to fit in and be like a mean girl like them, but she doesn't know how to do it And that's why she's like throwing everybody into the bus Because she's trying to win points with the mean girls like look I'm cool to you. I'm making fun of the new girl too Yeah, cuz remember like last season at the finale She like tried to come for a crescendo and she sort of thought she had a like a perfect case and then like Mary was like divina I'm not even mad at her about anymore and she was like but but but but yep so she's starting to say of course she's with Christine and she's like um so have you seen Chrishell since he had many her because she's right over there and Christine's like, oh my god, like, acting weird. Yeah, I saw.

She's weird. She's just so weird. And so yeah, Divina's like, yeah, she didn't want to hang. So I don't know. I don't know what she's thinking right now. So then, Krishel goes up to a bar, and she's like, hi, can I get a vodka of rocks with lemon, please? And they just do a close-up of the lemon going to glass. Because boom! I was like, why did can I get a vodka, a rocks with lemon, please? And they just do a close up of the lemon going to glass.

Because boom! I was like, why did we dramatize that moment? Very artistic lemon shot. And then you just hear Maya talking behind them at this real estate party. She's like, oh, yes, I look at real estate. And I say, I love the pool. Yeah.

I love the pool. I live here for 18 years. So I know the Marginil well. You know, I see the pool. I like the pool. I see the pool, I live here for 15 years, so I know the margamel well, well. I see the pool, I like the pool. Yeah, Miami, yeah. So Heather's with Christel, she's like, I mean, look at all the houses we could sell in this view, isn't it pretty?

So like, you weren't in the office the other day, so you didn't see it, but Brett was giving me so much shit about my relationship again. I'm like, shut up, Heather. Like here you are bringing up Brett and how jealousy is of you. And then that's all you do in every episode. Just end up with Brett. Okay, obviously you want to.

Heather is uniquely awful. So Chrishell is like, Brett's wanted to talk. I mean, he invited seven girls here tonight to meet him at this party. Okay. And so they're like, oh my God, classic brat, classic brat. And Christine's coming and they don't really know what to do so they're making small talk because it takes forever for Christine to go anywhere

because her heels are literally like this tall. Like there's like five feet tall. And she's in this like tight little glitter dress and is like trying to keep this huge fur on her and she's just walking like and it's also the longest walkway to a pool in the entire Hollywood Hills. So she comes over, she's like, hi ladies! Can I have a moment with Chris Shell if you don't mind? And Heather's like, oh, are you good? Because I was just telling a story about how like,

Brett was like totally jealous in my relationship again in the office. Like, did you sure about that? Because everyone was talking about it, I hope. Out. Okay, so I just wanted to say hi and catch up. Because I'm really ready to get back to work and I've know I haven't seen you and like gosh I don't even know how long it's been. I just don't want there to be this tension and awkwardness like I don't want you to just

walk into a room and avoid me anymore so what can we do? And Cristiano just starts power squinting at her like like if I squint hard enough and not smile, maybe she will pull her eyes herself. Which is big, because Christine smiles at everything. Like literally she has this like permanence, I'm not Christine Krushel. She always has like this permanent smile on her face. But it's southern smile. You know, you have to learn to read a southern, southern woman smile, because it's like

pageant smile, but it's also like all fucking cut you and we're seeing that now We don't see that much from the first step the first season, but now she's like um no, I will not forgive you This like a huge like Tammy Faye Baker smile, you know, she does like the frown smile where it's like well everything around her face seems to suggest She's smiling, but if you actually look at her mouth, that's a frown like Everything around her face seems to suggest she's smiling, but if you actually look at her mouth, it's a frown. Like, people do that. Oh, by the way, we are doing this is crap and it's on demand. This is actually, if you want to watch us do

these ridiculous faces, go to patreon.com. We're laughing at each other making faces. We're just making faces. By the way, that's the entire recap. Half of it is just running out, like popping our head and making weird faces at each other. We're like, oh, it's so, Chrishell's like, you know what,

I'm just not good at being friends with you. You know, like it's been so toxic thing friends with you. And so many times you brought toxic energy to the room and I just don't want toxic energy. Okay, like this huge smile, like she's just brought you a picture of iced tea. I can enjoy that. Okay, like this huge smile like she's just brought you a picture of iced tea Christine says um, so are you not going to give me a chance to be your friend? Is that what we're saying? Sorry my ponytail is kind of dragging my head to this side. I'm I'm going down

I'm going down Oh god, I'm over the edge someone please. I'm gonna fall into the ash to turf next door. Oh no Could you please hold on to my ponytail while we have this fight And then and then we cut to Maya over there going I think is going well. I think is going well Yeah, she's talking to the Hymbo. She's talking to Mary's fiance. What's his name? Romain romaine as a second to remain Hymbo's are on Bravo, Roman. Yeah. She's like, look at that, look at that, look at that over there, they are talking.

And he's like, who wins? She's like, no, no, no, no, it's not like that. It's like, I have good feeling about this. And he's like, no, no, I bet, we bet, okay? I wager the ring Mary brought but herself, okay. I wager that. Yeah. So Krisholgo's you know Christine is just that every time I deal with you you do something insanely ridiculously hurtful like telling all the other girls Not to like my Instagrams or when you had a party Any made fun of me on the drink list to hundreds of your guests. I was like what?

First of all like telling tell you all the girls not to like your Instagram. I had a feeling that this poster had seven more likes, but it's not there yet, and I don't know why. And I liked that they, last week, I was like, do they even really work together? But now you can see that they do,

because none of this was on camera, and this shit is hilarious that this is what they do. It's like, oh my God, you know what? She told me she didn't want me to like your Instagram So then we got to a chrysal in her interview and she picked she has a Menu a cocktail menu from Christine's party and really does she have it. It's framed She went to Michael's and got this shit framed and there's a list that every cocktail is called like, you know, Mary's Bob Lensota or like, you know, Davina's, Davina's not one of us ale, but then there's at the bottom that they're all like benign names like like Mary Margarita. Yeah, but none of them even have like a

cute name. It's just like Mary's Margarita, you know. Yeah, and then at the bottom it says It's just like Mary's Margarita, you know, yeah, and then at the bottom it says Crishell's too face tonic Oh my god, it was like so funny what Christine's like But you had a party prior and you didn't invite me and she was I did not have a party prior Christine she was you did you had a party prior and you didn't invite me to your prior party you had a party prior just Christine it was a prior it was prior okay you had a part of the day at what the other day I wanted Netflix and I was like show me all the movies by Richard prior and guess that your party came up I was like oh my god you had a prior party it was a party prior. So she was like, no, I didn't, Christine.

Now listen, we had a party on the same night. Okay, and I was like, okay, let's talk to your turkey. I was like, that's fucking tricky of you then, because you've been making it sound like she had this huge party and didn't invite you. Well, you had a party too and didn't invite her. So come on, Chris, she's like, we had a party on the same night, and yes, I didn't invite you either, but I

didn't put your picture on a drink menu to embarrass you in front of the guests. Like, to me, it's insane that you could do all this crazy behavior and then just like sit here and talk like nothing's happened. Yeah, says Chris Shell who then says, maybe I am too face because I have my professional face and then I have my other face which is this. Which is kind of funny because Creshell being too face is still actually one face because that's the only face she gives. But still.

So Crescenes like, this is my olive branch and I've reached out many times. Listen, you moved into your new house, you know with your dog, I sent you flowers and I heard nothing from you and she's like, my dog? No, you sent flowers because my dad died She's like you know I guess I was busy making that menu We choose like I was dealing with the corner and then Jason and divina call freaking out telling me you're flipping out over me Not saying anything about the flower as she said, but I wasn't home and I didn't get them.

First of all, I'm so sorry from the bottom of my heart that you had to take your dog to the corner. Just give me one more chance to not be a fucking bitch, okay? Listen, I love and respect you from the bottom of my heart I really do, and I want you to give me a chance to talk behind your back a little bit more. So please will you do this for me? And Christine tells us like it would be nice to like walk into a room and not have her

run away for me like I have ex-boyfriends for that. Please. Yeah, I have so many ex-boyfriends. Okay. So then Ringo Star comes over and says down he's like, yeah, I'm Christian Rich and Chris Shales like okay, I'm just gonna go leave you guys behind because I I actually married a really hot guy and even though our Relationships about to expire I still have that over you. Okay, bye. Yeah. It's time for commercial It's time for a crap and sco-

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I don't care if it's a Lamborghini SUV. That's what looks like. I can't get all the walk in. What I used to play my mix tapes in. Ha ha ha ha. So they get to this huge house and Christine's like, Oh my God, it is so funny that this is the house because I drive past this house. All the time. No, I'm serious. This is the coolest house ever. And oddly enough, though, the house hunks me. I don't know

how this could honk, but it hunks me. that house just called me an fing beward and flipped me off so Crazy house It reminds me of this party I had over the summer when I served a cocktail called my dream house You can go fuck itself Margarita. So it's this enormous house and it's so LA. It's like huge it's a huge box and it's got like Gross colors. It's like I don't know how to explain how do you explain this? It's like a light pink on the inside and weird carpeting and like how is this a hundred million dollars? I can explain it. I can explain it. This is the this is the house in the movie where Harrison Ford and his family move into it and it's like

It's like Annabella Shiora or something like that. And it's like finally, we got our dream house. And then it's like at night, it turns out that it's haunted, but they're like in this glass house. We're like theoretically, everyone can see into it, can see them, but no one can save them. That's the sort of house it is. What was that movie called?

Was that, was that called like, glass houses or something? Oh yeah, maybe that's why it's coming to my mind. Yeah, I think, oh, you know, it it was Virginia was it Virginia Madsen and Harrison Ford Girl did it's a Virginia Madsen movie This is a house that Virginia Madsen would be held hostage in though. That's what the sort of houses So Divina is like whispering in this house for some reason it's so funny like girl the only one's there But she it's so fancy that she whispers. She's like it's so funny like they're the only ones there but she it's so fancy that she whispers she's like it's over an acre Acre this house. It's really there's a kitchen. There's a kitchen. I Christine is so full of it

She's like this is the most fabulous kitchen I have ever seen in any home and I'm not just saying that wow Look at all the room on this island to put up a menu that says, Christel is a seaworth. Margarita. Christine does need to come up with new words because all she ever says is, this is fabulous. Fabulous.

When those are fabulous, this kitchen is fabulous. That bathroom is fabulous. Fabulous. Guest it. You guessed it. Fabulous. Fabulous. You know what's not fabulous? That this is off of Coldwater,

and that's a loud and very busy road. So, not fabulous. Yes, and that was, we see this a lot on Mary DeMet. It really, any show that takes place in LA. People spend like all this money to make these homes, and're like, but the freeways right there and there's no views and why would anybody pay $100 million to live with a backyard that looks like a prison cell? Why? Yeah. I mean, I thought the house was actually pretty amazing. I think that's like one of

those houses where there's no view, but it's an amazing house But then again, if you're gonna be charging a hundred million dollars, maybe there should be a view So for scenes like the best view in the fucking city, okay, it better be built on top of the nicest house But I think that we all know that the best view in the entire fucking city is actually the 40 million dollar listing Because they can't make groups like this anymore actually LA has just outlawed roofs So now all houses have just like no sealings and roofs. So this is the last roof you will see in Los Angeles. And Davina's like, I worked really hard for this client for five years.

Like, oh, by the way, that's the famous chandelier. It's famous. Look, it's a chandelier and it's me. Yeah, I know. I tried to be its girlfriend, and it wouldn't allow me. So. Oh my god, that chandelier just set me flowers. Yeah, I know I tried to be its girlfriend and it wouldn't allow me so Oh my god, that's how the lyrics just set me flowers This house I would estimate it's 70 million dollars, okay? This is like billionaire status

Billion I don't know how compounds Millionaires have views am I right am I right? And She's like come on we need to make this work somehow. Help me make this work. And she goes, what would you do if Jason chose not? She's always turning her head away when she talks. She's like, what would you do if Jason refused to let you have this listing?

What would you do? What would you do if on the eve of you having the biggest payday of your professional life? I told Jason that six people are found dead and the basement has haunted forever. What would you do pretty much? The problem here is that he's Jason's gonna be jealous because this listing is so huge the biggest one He's done is 40 million and she's like there's no way he's gonna He's gonna give you a lot of trouble for this one because it's jealous But also because it's so much fucking money that it's gonna be hard to find a buyer for it, you know? Yeah.

So, so there's a bit, so now, Davina is basically already starting to debate if Jason doesn't go for this, is she gonna kind of strike out on her own and try to list it herself? Because there's various rules about how brokers, agents have to work under brokerages. And so she would have to like, go with it through. Well, she has her own relationships.

Yeah, so she could do it herself, but it would basically mean doing it herself, like leaving the company and like, is she gonna go out on her own for this big, huge house? Cause she's like, so like the woman is whispering in the house like she's so in awe by the amount of money that it's supposed to be but it's just all talking about you that's sitting worth a million, a hundred million dollars can be a point. Yeah, she has dollars in her eyes.

Yeah. So now we go to like that. I'm like, I just got all serious about this show. I'm like, I know. Come on, Divina. Be realistic. They God. I know. Come on, Divina. Be real, Astaq. They're all Astaq. So now we go to the Valley.

And we're at this, like, a $2.4 million house. Certainly not $100 million. Grichelle. Nice, bro, God. Yeah, nice try in the Valley, Grichelle. Oh, wow. And this one's pretty. Like, this one, I think this one's

very, this shows making me want to move to the valley. And I don't know if it's like propaganda for the valley, but I'm like, wow, the valley's way better. Like all the houses are better. Everything we've seen in the valley has been better until you drive out your driveway. So then, uh, Creshell is based. going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be, oh, I, Khrushchell is having this open house because she's still on this mission to legitimize the valley and the Oppenheimer brothers' eyes. And so, she's like, there's a lot of opportunity in the valley. Like, people here have parties and they don't make fun of you on your drink menus.

It's a whole different world out here. She's like, you know, it's really great. The only problem is, it's by the highway, but that's not really that big of a problem. It's a huge problem. It's like literally on that, it's not really that big of a problem. It's a huge problem It's like literally on that second the middle of the road on highway So my only promise is it's next to a dog kennel Cross the street from an airport and under a highway overpass, but other than that, it's like an adorable space for a family

Because I don't know if you believe in God, but he literally poops on this house. But otherwise, it's a good house. It's good. It's all it has. It has walls. It's a great house. So why am I supposed to be her baby? And she's like, oh, my clients, they get married.

They have baby. They don't want to live in the hills anymore. So they leave, I don't know where this is, but here we are someplace. Maybe they live here. I don't know. Do they live here? I think I see baby. Is there a baby? we are someplace. Maybe they live here. I don't know. Do they live here?

I think I see baby. Is there a baby? No, that's a car. That is car. To research this listing, I saw Luke who's talking. No one told me who's talking yet, but maybe in the valley, I find out who's talking. And I'm excited to explore the valley and see

what that market holds for babies who talk. So she's like, Chris Schell, I have the stroller heavy. I need your help with stroller. to explore the valley and find and see what that market holds for, you know, for babies who talk. So she's like, Chris, I have stroller, the stroller heavy. I need to help with stroller. And she's like, Oh my God, I just don't understand how you do this by yourself. Because she's like, well, I tell you how you do. You get osteoporosis or osteoloporosis. I get herniated disk everywhere. Asta Parasa says,

I get word processor in my back. So, Chrishell's like, Oh my god, it's a baby. She just starts like goo gooing all over the baby. And my is just like, if you speak on you, I take no responsibility. You break you by. Show me your house.

I want to see the client and tell me a little bit about the okay. So they walk through this house and of course to me this entire house has been invalid because there's a giant giant clock on the wall. You know those you know we're used to like the giant IKEA clocks are so tacky that people put up that are like sort of this weird Victorian clock that it's like you can hang off of it from, you know, like what Doc hung off of from back to the future. But this one was even bigger.

This was like a huge clock. I was like, you know what? I know we can get rid of that clock. I know it doesn't come with the house, but just because it's there and doesn't make, I don't trust anything about this house anymore. They're termites. I'm telling you right now. I hate those fucking clocks.

Someone gave me one of those clocks as a gift and I have it, I have it here and I'm like I can't, I can't with this clock. Like everything I've said about these clocks, like I cannot put this clock up, but when that person comes over it's like there has to be one nail on the wall for if that person ever comes over I can whip out that fucking clock, you know. So more turn it into a lazy season. So it doesn't even work. Like this clock doesn't even fucking work. I have to take your non-working ugly. Don't buy a shit like that for people.

You know, like that's how it's warming up. Give me a fucking pizza. Please. So, hey remember the time we went to Target and we spent like half an hour picking out a clock for me? Yes. In the valley. In the valley.

It's a whole bonus episode. Yep. So yeah, so let's see here. If they walk outside, and Maya's like, I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. Oh, it's the four or five highway. It is the most busy highway in Los Angeles.

It takes you from the valley to LAX, all the way down to Orange County. Visit always activity activity don't matter if it's Friday or Sunday or midnight or two o'clock or tuna fish. So pump front, stapler, Jason, sidewalk. Uh, uh, Crystal's like, well that party the other day was eventful. There's just something different in the way that she apologized, but I don't know if I should trust that. Like an idiot. I mean, I was poor once. I don't know if I've mentioned that, but not gonna do it again. I was a smelly kid. Okay, I was a smelly kid.

So she's like, you look good with holding a baby. You're going to have baby because you are holding a stroller baby how you like it and she's like well it's very private so when people ask me I say we're discussing that. Also we're about to get divorced so probably no babies for us. I mean it's true sorry it's not I mean it's it's out there it's public knowledge it's public knowledge everyone. So Chris shows like I just get mad because I say we're discussing it and then people say, ask me how old I am. I'm like, that is so rude

that people would ask me how old I am because I've worked so hard to look like I'm still 22. Yeah. It's cost me a lot of money to look this ambiguously aged. Okay. Okay. So, yeah. Next up, she's like, well, she's like, she's like, well, you know, and sometimes I think like maybe I want to like, I don't know like just dive into motherhood or something like that and my I was like Run for your hills, run for your hills, she's like, run for the hills, run for the hills are running here straight blues

So next up we are in a five bedroom to be determined price This house is just like a grab bag of non-priced items. Okay. Yeah, so Mary's You know coming on in like oh hi Are you busy on Mary? I'm Mary? One of my feet is two inches shorter than the other. So if you see me bubbling around, it's perfectly normal. Don't worry about it. Oh, OK. So Liz is like, wow, this is far-rue.

This kitchen is gorgeous, but it was like four rooms. But then we knocked out all the walls and made it a bigger kitchen. I'm like, wow, it looks really pretty. So you've actually decreased the value of your home by having fewer rooms. And now you're asking for probably like 10 times what you paid for it. Yeah. Good move, Rich lady. Good move. Yeah, these original four rooms were part of, there used to be a, there used to be a dining room and a bar and a little den here. And a funny story is that Charlie Chaplin once

built a drink on the head of MGM Studios here, and they got into a fight, and they almost had a duel. And then from that came the nickname, the tramp, really a part of Hollywood legacy. Anyway, we tore it all down and put it in an island. Yeah, pretty much. So Mary's like, we're like kind of matching right now. Like if you look at our clothes,

you look at our clothes, we're kind of matching. She totally give me this lesson. I'm up for it. Yeah, we have the same taste. And I love that chandelier. I love that chandelier. Oh my God. Anyway, this is my dream home. If I mention that, this is my dream home.

My dream home is it. I'm getting married. I'm getting married. Have I mentioned that? We're such twins. Because you are married and I'm getting married. I'm going to say getting married to everybody I meet. Just because I've almost got the credit being married.

I'm almost. You know, one thing that you can look forward to with our agency is that we're going to put a big full-size ad and it's gonna Say this house is for sale by someone who's almost married. So I know I'm always gonna sell I can see where you're going I know that you just love saying you're engaged because you said it I think 30 times today But you're trying to convince this woman that all of your time is gonna go into selling her house and you're like a sweat I'm gonna be planning a wedding while I try to sell this monstrosity, okay? Well, then this lady is like, well, the main thing that we're looking for is someone who really cares about the house

because we put a lot of love in tearing down most of its history and we just want someone who shares that love. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I do. And that's why here's my pitch to you. This house is special, I care. It's a special house that I care about. Love the shamby and you know what this house has? It has a front lawn, it has a back lot,

and it's on a street which I love streets. Have you ever tried going somewhere where there's not a street? It's hard. Have you tried to drive from Beverly Hills to West Hollywood only on the sidewalk? It's just not a smooth ride. So many people die like that. So many, but like streets, they really are like so special. And you know what? Like, I have to tell you, and I'm going to tell you this, I, I'm only going to tell you this once, but this house,

it's my dream home, like I would buy it if I could, it's my dream home, okay, the shandy, everything, the streets, the shandy, you see? It's like, look, I would not go over 9,750,000, like I would keep it under 10, and she's like, but we put money into it, like, yes, yes, you put fucking money into it. You don't get, you don't get fucking $90 million. All these people on this house are like,

they think they're the first person who's ever heard of a goddamn home depot, okay? Yeah. Well, I'm just saying that I personally would not put it above 9.75 only because for me and my budget, I know I wanna spend about another 0.5 on the wedding them about to have so I'm just saying for me personally I'm about to get married and you're gonna be sucked this is my dream home and I'm getting married I'm getting married and this is when I notice

Please you have to let me sell this house. I only have 48 hours before the demon inside me tears out my eyeballs Please So Brett's condo 2.8 mil baby and for a three bedroom three bath. Wow Wow, I actually loved this condo. This is, I thought it was awesome. I, even though it has bread inside of it, like everything else, I was into it. I'm like all that space, it was huge.

Look, I know that I'm coming from the place of a non-rich person, okay? And the poor person or a poor-ish person, like, dissing rich people's homes is tacky. It's like jealousy. Maybe it's jealousy, I don't know. Okay, and the poor person or a poor-ish person like Dissing rich people's homes is tacky like jealous. Maybe it's jealousy. I don't know But I look at this and I'm like $2.8 million like you better you better have I better walk into like blow jobs You know what I mean like I better walk into blow jobs M&M's falling from the ceiling directly into my mouth to have a half of you I mean he has all that view

and then he has, you see the building that's halfway. No, not for $2.8 million for a goddamn condo. Sir. But it was huge, though. It was a huge condo. I don't know. I was, I was, I was into it. I mean, I actually was surprised. I would have thought that it would have been more closer to three or four million, knowing L.A. prices. Well, he does a lot of things that like people or like rich people like this. Like in the bathroom there's tile, there's marble that just looks terrible with the tile, but it's all really expensive.

You know, no, no. It's a little bit more expensive. Yeah. It's a little bit more expensive. Love the floors. Love the windows, the doors that open. Yeah, it was nice. I was like into it.

So anyway, Heather comes over and she's like, brand, this is beautiful. This is beautiful. Okay. And then Brett opens up this big window for this panoramic beauty. He's like, yeah, this is how I keep an eye on you girls. I can see all the homes in the hills. I can keep an eye on you girls. Is that funny? She's like, have you brought any girls back? Yeah, I'm just kidding. Were they sleeping in my room? Just kidding. I love this bath.

Are you taking it bath? Just kidding. We have such chemistry, but it's just like for friends, right? Heather has so many really salient observations because when he's like, no, I haven't taken a bath in it. Yeah, I really want to, but I haven't taken a bath. And she goes, you have to, baths are so relaxing. She's like, oh my God, where's my room?

I want to see my room. Like, do you want me in taric living here? Me in taric, that's my boyfriend. Do you want us living here? That is, Heather is so that girl that's like, where's my room? Where's my room? Where she's actually secretly hoping that he will offer her a room yes because she has to drive to Orange County we find out later because fucking Taric is like oh yeah we're gonna get married you have to live on my turf

God could you imagine if like Heather and Taric started squatting in your mansion or penthouse that'd be a disaster by the way focus your your camera got on focus. Oh, I didn't know if that was just the internet No, it was the camera got the magic finger fixed it you fixed it I've learned that there's a magic finger so Brett. Oh Brett then does this obnoxious thing where he's like He's like, yeah, it's really big. It's it's almost too big for me. It's almost too big for me. Okay If it's too big for you, then don't buy it. Okay. Your breath. Everything's too big for you. Everything is too big. Okay. For real. So, Heather's like, oh my god. So, I know I just mentioned Tariq, but the sunset's beautiful. Do you sit and watch the sunset alone? Don't you get lonely being alone? Because you're like, they're sunset and you're just alone watching the sunset because you're tired.

It's weird because isn't it funny that you can watch sunset and then the real sunset while you're on the show selling sunset. That is crazy. I would think about that all the time in my room here. Yeah. And you would be able to talk about that with somebody if you weren't so alone. You know, I'm going to ask a question that it's actually probably really inappropriate to ask your boss, but answer honestly anyway. If we started dating five years ago, where do you think we'd be? And if one of the answers is, I would have a room down that hallway. That's totally cool. Yeah, he's like, I tell you

this, we would be divorced. That's where we'd be. He's like, listen, listen, if we listen, let me be honest with you, okay? Let me be honest. If we were on the same page, I would have a mad crush on you, but we're on different pages. So who cares, who cares, who cares, or are bond is so strong, you know?

And you're in a good place, right? I'm in a good place. I mean, a big place. One that's probably too big for me, because you're alone. That's right. It's just that we're not on the same page. I mean, I'm rich. You're

dating some of March County. I'm rich. You're, you're, you're, yeah, Orange County. That's pretty much it. That's the two different pages. So he's like, you know, you're in a good place, right? He never mentions her relationship. She's brought it up like three, she brought up her relationship and how he's so lonely without a relationship. He's not biting, right? So she just goes, oh my God, are you gonna give me shit about my relationship? It's like no.

He literally said nothing to you, have I? He literally does not care. I don't know if this is the twin who had an ex who also dated Torek or not, I'm not sure. But I don't think he cares about Torek. And I think I imagine he probably thinks that Torek is a hack because he's probably seen Torek show. And he's like, wow, that's really amazing.

He put up so much time again in a tiny house for a $35,000. So that's great. That's great. That's great. So they talk about her relationship and she's in the OC now. And she's like taking care of the kids and stuff and he's like listen I'm glad you have a relationship and you're happy I'm happy for you it's just that you screw up on your relationship and work comes first you know yeah and then she goes you

know what he went through a huge divorce and never thought he'd fall in love again but then he met me I was like it. Yeah. I've been waiting so long. It's just been so long, for Tariq. Are we sure the Tariq doesn't realize that you're not Christina? Are we sure? Because is that possibility to either? Like literally exactly like her. So then we go to an eight million Donacondo where Mary is pinning out out wine jerking all over Mary puts out wine while jerking all around I wrote down Mary teetering around a listing with Oppenheimer wine. She literally jerked right into the camera the camera is like coming up she's holding wine she's right. She literally was like well. And by the way Davina later on tries to do a Mary jerk but she just doesn't have the same panache. Did you know that's Davina's jerk later on?

Uh, she like trips over herself trying to talk to like one of the other. She almost falls down. It's the heels they wear on the show. It's so hilarious. They are Ridiculously tall and they're always trying to outdo each other with how tall their heels can be, but nobody can really walk in them. It's so funny. all their heels can be but nobody can really walk in them. It's so funny. So Jason, so she's like bobbling over with her with the wine and she's like, hey man, I'm calling you up. This is Jason. I got an email. I got some really funny email. It was a forward that says there was a man on a boat and it started surveying and then God came to, oh, you know, not that one. That's not the forward. I was talking about, oh, we got an offer on that list at the doheny house. Yeah, we got that Oh my god, it can't wait to celebrate with you

I guarantee she does like that when that roller coaster is going up the hill and you're like Roller coaster into space Mary did I just hear some glass breaking did you just knock over another champagne bottle? Mary, did I just hear some glass breaking? Did you just knock over another champagne bottle? Mary. I got it. I got it. Don't worry. I got it. So there, did you put on your seatbelt? No. No, a man's that comes home or comes over.

She's not any home. So a man's that comes over and she tells her the news and a man's that just keeps joking. Like, could you help me with this dead body? I've got a dead body in this bag. Could you help me? Hey, it's a dead body in this bag. When you help me? Hey, it's a dead body in this bag. Why don't you help me? It's really heavy, like a dead body.

Right. And she is there to help do some staging. And Amanda starts talking about how she's like, you know what? Like interior designing. It's just like a natural gift I've always had. And it came from growing up really poor. Like I lived in a trailer and I would get a can of paint a year and I would just paint

everything I could. Does these twins only hire people who grew up like extremely poor because this seems like a lot of storylines right now. Did they meet in like in like little brother little sister programs a long time ago? Like one day you're're gonna be in giant hills Selling homes kid, don't you worry and you get more than one can of paint a year that there's something about that story to not Ring true to me like for sure she's very talented, but I was like you got one can of paint a year like It just she's made that she got one can of paint

Unless I misheard it there's's also very distinct possibility I miss her I thought she said she got one kind of paint I just didn't like I just feel like she had other paint opportunities. Yeah, you like you're going a little far with that one kind of a dear thing. But her story so she became a DIY master to decorate just started making really funky things and then you know a couple of friends hired her when she was in trouble.

But then she, it was enough to like build a resume and she's a self-made woman. So you go, girl. So then Mary is like, oh my god, fascinating when, when painted your story. So, we're only in a, I were looking at wedding venues because I'm getting married. And we were like, oh my god

Let's talk the list. Let's talk about the list like it's just a little bit more and then he said I know one person He's he's not gonna be on that list and her name is Davina so And I was like what because I didn't understand his accent So it to say it like five times and I was like, oh, so then I said, what as in like surprise what instead, not like what you say what? And I was like, why? And he said that like she's disrespectful

and she's negative. And like he doesn't want her to sit there with all her negativity. So I was like, okay. And then I like I knocked over a vase cause I was like bubbling and shocked. So it was yes. And this is totally Mary saying all this, not him.

I'm sorry. Not him at all. Romaneous did not go home. Romaneous. Not him at all. No, no. Romani has never said more than three words at a time. He did not say, that woman is not coming to my wedding. How dare she criticize everything all the time or negativity, no, no, no. I guarantee that Mary for the past few months was saying,

I just feel like when Divina did that, it was just so negative, it was just so negative. And when she did that, it was negative, and then when she's like, oh guess a lot to pare it down who should it be like well divina you know I was like oh I can't believe Romaine would suggest that yeah and Amanda's like well you know he just has to sit down and tell her it's because you bet because I'm not doing it I'm not telling her I was like that's gonna be an interesting scene so man's a man's a tells us well you

know it's fair you know because div because Divina made, you know, when Romain he wasn't making a lot of money, you know, and so, you know, when he proposed to Mary in that really heartfelt proposal, he didn't have enough money, so we had to buy a moist tonight ring, okay? And that, and then Divina made fun of it and totally emasculated him.

Like, you make your bed and you lie on it. Like, if he felt emasculated by a divina, then that's on Romain, that's not divina's fault. Okay, you got a moisonite, I don't even know what moisonite is. I know, I just love that they keep saying moisonite every single week, it's so funny. So she's like, you make that bed and you're lying it. And if you don't like the bed, paint it.

You know, don't use too much paint because you're not getting more until next year. So we go back to the office and Jason's like, like the bad paint it, you know, don't use too much paint because you're not getting more until next year. So we go back to the office and Jason's like, Kusha, I'm sending you an email. I don't know why that was funny to me. It's like it's from a guy who dominates the valley and she's like, oh my God, that's our competition.

He goes, yeah, soon we're gonna be his competition. It's like, hmm. I'm married. I'm like, hmm. And Mary's doing her makeup. And Mary's doing her makeup. That's true, it's the same thing. It's coming up. But for Mary, soon, I'm gonna be thirsty. So Mary's doing her makeup and Divina enters and she's like

Hey guys, they're like hi Hi, I had to be no hi and then we see a man's a man's is like literally braiding Christine's hair And like it just like what sort of reals it not what sort of people of course can braid their hair at the office But there was just it was like very funny to me. They're all basically doing nothing, they're literally just sitting there doing nothing on their desks, which someone told me, someone wrote us and said that the desks are plain wings or something like that, like they were repurposed to plain wings.

Oh, or we out of wood. Something else to get us right out of wood. Okay, I know we're on fire again. We got plenty of wood. Okay. So, which by the way, I hope everyone's okay. Just making like a shitty fire comment. Is there a fire in LA, right? Yeah, there's a huge fire in LA.

What? Well, there was yesterday, at least it was on the 101. It looked bad, it does not look good. So I hope everyone's okay. Sorry to make no idea off the cuff joke about it. So anyway, Brett's like, yeah, oh, so my first thought watching Davina, first of all, her outfit, I feel so bad for Davina right now because she's into these like weird, I mean, all the dresses are tight. It's not that it's too tight. It's made out of that little girl lace, you know, it's like a church dress almost. Like it that tight lace, it's over another club.

And then later she wears another one of those fucking lace things. Like that's her style. And then she wears, she wears a dress, it's like a dress under, but then that see through material on top. Yeah. Oh, it's just a bean. She just out of her depth. She's out of her depth, which is why it's hard to feel bad for,

especially knowing that she's gonna be the only one invited to a terrible, not invited to a terrible wedding. So, so meanwhile Heather is prattling on. She's like, Jason, why am I on your Stanley showing email? Is this your way of saying you want to give me a room in your apartment? Am I right? Oh my God, I'm doing well. And also, Davina is stuck in the back, the very back desk all the time. And so Heather is too, so she starts complaining about that. Anyway, Amanda, Amanda, Tammy, I'm not...

Well, no, it leads into it because, yeah, because Heather's complaining about like, I've been here like five years and I'm allowing in the back, like, what's the deal with that? Like, I'm allowing in the back blah, blah, blah, like, what's the deal with that? Like I'm all in the back blah blah blah blah blah. I've been here before her, like, Michelle and her, man, so I think she pointed at and Jason's like, yeah, well, this is how it goes how long I've known her, you know, because that's how I do things. It's how long you've known each other,

you know, that's my ex, that's my roommate. And so sorry. Yeah, you're right. This had nothing to do with the next part I thought it went into it. I'd not take we've I cannot believe we're almost sitting an hour with this fucking recap I know I'm like did I not take notes because I've taken notes on every single thing that happened damn it No, you're right. I for some reason thought that that Heather getting mad about her seating had more relevance than it did when clearly It did not well doesn't lead into that fight, but a man's a basically like you guys have plans because I've got a client with a house in Malibu on the beach. Yeah, so yeah, Malibu on the beach, we're gonna have Malibu Beach party and Christine's like swinging her ponytail around.

You know that or the ponytail is swinging her around because she's just like, she's bobbing around like this. And they're joking about what they'll wear. They're like, what's the look gonna be? Well, we know that Christine's gonna wear something crazy. So while you guys are not gonna wear, I can't seem to be like, last big ass off. I'm gonna trust like a slut, obviously. So then Divina wobbles up to the front and her,

this is where she almost falls down in her heels And the thing is the way this office is set up is that whenever anyone has to go talk to the brothers It's like a walk of shame and from all the other ladies is like this. Okay. I'm going to be the one to do it Like it's like I volunteer as tribute, you know, yeah, so so she walks up to Jason and she's like hey So I know I just almost tripped. So you know I have that great client because she starts putting her hands through her hair a little bit. She starts brushing away her anxiety.

She's like, yeah, so we have this great client. And they got that great listing. He's like, yeah, you tell me that he wants to give it to you. She's like, mm-hmm, yeah, but he wants to list it at like 80 to 100 million. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that is so overpriced. We're going to be spinning our wheels. Listen, you know how much it costs? Like, I'm close to 100 grand on a hillside property right now.

OK. We're going to get stuck with that marketing. Yeah. She's like, well, we just need one client, one client. Like, who knows, maybe I'll meet someone at Mary's wedding, and that could be like all we need, you know? It's like you sound like an unrealistic seller. I mean, that's embarrassing for us, okay? I'm more concerned that you're gonna waste money. I mean, what about 49 million? Yeah, the guys just gonna say, hey, you know what? I think this mean, what about 49 million? Yeah, the guy's just gonna say,

hey, you know what, I think this needs to be $51 million less. Let's do that. No, you know, this is just like, it has the potential to be really, really embarrassing for our firm. Oh, did Christine just knock over a lamp with her ponytail by accident? Okay, anyway, what was I talking about?

Something being embarrassing. Yeah, I'm gonna dress like a slut bitch. It's like, okay, so, doing this, like, listen, like, my offer is gonna be, like, maybe if they could, like, do 65, and he's like 65, that's still a bad look for us. Let's just put, what am I supposed to tell him, you're being so negative. All right, I'll think about it, but you tell him that it's worth $50 million. Otherwise, we'll wasting his time, wasting my time.

I mean, I could be out like finding cool boots that have five enchilis on them, you know? Like that's what I could be doing my time. I could be designing a TV that comes up from a floor very slowly. Okay, so. So she basically resolves that she's going to show this buyer or the seller some comps and tell him about Jason's recommendation and they're going to hope for the best. So then now we go back to Heather in the other part of the office. And

Heather's like, um, Tariq's birthday is on Wednesday and so I got him a too many the office and Heather's like, um, Tarik's birthday is on Wednesday and so like I got him a too many travel keys and he's like obsessed with chapstick. So I'm gonna get him a bunch of chapstick. Yeah. Yeah. Check me, Christina, check me. Yeah. Koki Roberts over there always with dry lips. Tarik, I watch you on the television sir. So Chris shows like um when's his birthday? Like when she just said his birthday is Wednesday. Chris shows like when is his birthday? It's like Wednesday. So you know he's going to be 30 at 38. So I was texting his ex and Chris seems like um wait a minute you have her

number. She's swirling her pony. She actually swirls a pony like reels her chair like into the middle of the office. She's like, I'm going to go wheel my chair into the Divina Death Walk space. OK. What you have is number. Yeah.

And Heather's like, yeah, I mean, I'm around his kid. So I want to introduce myself. And Christine flipping her pony on her. And the man's is like, oh, yeah, well, as a mom, like, it's a person who went through that. That's such a good thing, because I still haven't met my ex's girlfriend, and like, my kids live with her, so good for you. And it seems like, oh, this is nice.

And then a man's like, it goes, but I have to say, as someone who only gets to paint something once a year, I am terrified with how fast you've met those kids, right? Because you know, when and if something doesn't work out, their hearts are just gonna be broken, right? And she goes, well, excuse me, when or if something doesn't happen, we are very serious.

It's like, I know, look, I'm just saying, like if you do break up, those kids are gonna be crushed, you know, that sucks. And she's like, um, glad you're worried about my husband, or my boyfriend's children, I mean, thanks. Thank you. No, I'm just saying that when you do inevitably break up because you don't have any substance

and you probably will probably wear a thin on him. That's when the kids will be devastated. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, she's like, if I knew I was going to offend you, I would have just kept my mouth shut. She goes, good, good. She says, okay, look, I hope you know me well enough to know that I'm not coming for you.

Like, I'm not saying something mean. I just was sharing. And she's like, um, thank you for your opinion. I appreciate that Man, just like well you don't because otherwise you wouldn't have had this heated Versponse Well then say you do that's just that's just immature. That's just immature Yeah, she's like people should mind their own business I'm like, really?

Because you were the one who brought it up. Like, what the hell? And then, Chris, make it to Chris Shell. You don't get to just be offended. You met this guy in two seconds from jumping onto his boat, and now you're suddenly moving in and raising his children. Sorry, you don't get to be offended. People have the right.

Yeah, and it's also it's Tarek. It's Tarek. Yeah, you have to buy the band. It's aarek. Yeah, it's a man's chapstick. You bought it, you're buying him, you're filling up to me bag full of chapstick for this man. I mean, think about your life right now. Oh, real? And then it cost a crucial who's watching the whole thing

and she just has her like, based on like where she's like smiling, but also like, oh god, she's like, I don't know what sort of smile to give. So I'm just going to do the strange, weird face. Whenever she's like nervous, but loving it, she just eats one fingernail, like she puts it in her mouth

and she's like, so my pretty, so Davina goes over to the fucking Adnon. It's like, oh my god, it's always tough telling a client that their house is too high, their price is too high, but I got my best tight lay stress on, so. So she goes up to the house and now Adnon the buyer is there. And he's just like a villain from Die Hard. And so, uh, He totally is.

That's the best way to put it. And a woman answers the door and he's like, this is my associate. Esso. Okay. Oh, he's so. I thought it was like ECE or XA or something like. ECE.

ECE. We don't really know who she is, but she sits the rest of the, the rest of the episode, she sits on the couch and just sneers at Divina. And so does the dog. Like there's like one scene, we're all three of them just sneer at Divina, like you say they think the front of dog

and you're okay with it. Yeah. So she's like, hi, I'm doing great just trying to put energy into work. So obviously here to talk about the listing, like I know we were talking 80 million, but Jason, who's my boss, where I work, he felt like that was too high for the area

and maybe it's too aggressive, but, oh, and she looks like she's gonna poop on the floor. She is too far apart. I would be terrified too, cause this guy, I don't just stare at her like really, I will kill Jason to sell this. And look at the dog, look does the dog look happy dogs like really well really you could do this to the dog yeah

and she's so scared it's like oh I understand so like he was telling me like he felt like it would make us look bad if we came in too high because like I mean he needs a price at 60 set which is still 10 million above what Jason told her by the way. Yeah, she was fatsing it a little bit. He's like, I'm not happy. Not happy at all. Two days ago I was on private island killing people for sport. And I flew all the way in for this. And now what?

He's like a realtor always have the same answer. Decrease the price. It took years to build this house. we are not building 20,000 square for the mansions, these are not cheap. You know, we have lots of realtors, we are in contact with, as we are continuously building, and if you are Jason wants something cheaper, there's lots of them on the market, but if you really want something good That costs baby that cost look at the dog look at the dog and then he starts baby and honey her because that's such an old fucking gross Guy thing to do where they're like oh listen here honey

You know listen babe so disgusting and You know, listen, babe, so disgusting. And you also have the same hair as Muhammad. I wonder if you get to a certain level of wealth where you just grow out your hair like Jody Foster, right? And it's like, well, we could go 70, which is not gonna happen. She's already lied about the price, right? And he's like, I don't want you negotiating with me, honey.

I want you negotiating with a client. Now, listen, you're going to leave here on a bus and if it goes any slower than 45 miles an hour. This building is going up and smoke. We're going to century city and then we're gonna hold everyone in that building hostage until Bruce Willis shows up. So then Davina is like, well,

this is like a really big opportunity for me. And then it cuts to Eki or MJ or whatever and she just goes Cheers And she's like, um don't worry, don't worry. I think I could generate closer to 80 80 is this some good 80 million dollar Like you idiot Davina. Oh my god. This guy is so full of shit too He knows he can't if he really thought he could get a hundred million and somebody told him 60 He'd be like I can't use you. I'll hire somebody else nobody is gonna be like oh, okay now. We'll just go 30 million below asking I'm sorry faker

We will work with you, but I don't want these fancy words. I want you to perform. Okay, so no fancy words She's a guy wasn't aware that I was using fancy words, but sure. Okay, you have three months three months And I want this at 75 or else Yeah, oh my god. I'm asking your tires. Yeah, it's like I won't let you down. MEC's like That's in your tires. Yeah, it's like, I won't let you down. And E.C. is like, R Jason, even that like Jason may be right, but at the same time, god, I think it would be just so great.

Like Divina is not about to not get invited to this wedding. Jason doesn't believe in her. She is, she tried to be a mean girl, she doesn't know what she's doing, and I would love it if she just got this huge listing and was like, fuck you all. But she probably won't. Yeah. It's probably not gonna end up well for her.

It'll probably be that she fails. She's no longer in the practice, and then next season she has to come crawling back and asking for a job. Oh, oh, God. I'm in the terrible dress. Well, that brings us to the end of selling sunset. Thank you guys so much for being with us,

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