Watch What Crappens - Selling Sunset: Hartleyless

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

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Selling Sunset Day. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Hi, Bane. Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Um, amazing. It's, I've got my glass of iced coffee here. It's Wednesday.m. tonight on Bravo. It'll be right after the Real House House of Beverly Hills reunion, which is so cool because that show has been actually like killing it in the ratings. So it's like really cool, though. We got to make our watch happens live debut on such a big night. So we're really, really excited. Everyone tune in and please don't judge me for my quarantine hair.

I was not able to find anyone to cut it and I did not want to roll the dice with a new person before my big watch happens live debut. So. Oh wow. We yeah, we're really excited for that. But today, guess what? It's very sad day on selling sunset today to feel things. we're not gonna even try and make fun of anybody today we're just gonna be sad just kidding just kidding we're making fun of everyone everyone all right Justin Hartley yeah Justin Hartley now I saw a film very very strong film with Justin Hartley this weekend. Oh, called little. It's just like big, but different. It's backwards.

It's a little girl this time. And it was cute and he was in it. And he played a teacher and she was trying to bone the teacher. I was like, no, appropriate, but you know what? Okay, it's a fun film. And that's really all I know of him. Now I know him because he is in little because I ain't gonna watch this or whatever the fuck that is. No,

kids, guess what? I don't need to cry. Okay. This is cry. No, this is what I know about Justin Hartley. Okay, three things. One, he was on passions and he was hot on passions. Wait, who was he on passions? I watched that. I think he was on passions. Let me double check. I think he was on passions. Well, then I know him well because I used to watch passions with a little time. I could be wrong. Let me double check. I think he was on passions. Well, then I know him well because I used to watch passions with a little time before. I could be wrong. I could be wrong.

I don't know. Yeah, he was, yeah, he was so hot on passions. Wow. Oh God. I've got a fan. Oh my God, that is him. Oh my God. I can't believe that.

That's him. That's the most important part about his career is that he was on passions and that was really like peak Justin Hartley, was his passions period. And then he was also on revenge, and God, he looked great on revenge, so that when he showed up on revenge.

So I watched that too, who was he on revenge? He was like, I think he played a long lost brother, or something like that, but maybe he was a con man. It was season two when the show went to shit. So it was just like, yeah, he like showed up and then Madeline Stowe sat in that chair with all the writing on it. And was like, what did he do there?

Just a really character. Right. Yes. Okay, now I just Google Justin Hartley. And he was, was he gay on this show? He's kissing the gay guy on this show. Maybe. Oh, so it might need, might be time for a revenge rewatch.

All right. And then, wow, I just zoomed in. It's more. I thought I did. Love your work, sir. I love that half of his Google images are shirtless. I'm into it. Great work.

And then one time I went to stout in the valley, the valley, of course, and he was there and he sat the next table over. And I'm like, you're going to follow up. Passions and revenge with you going to stout in the valley, the valley, of course, and he was there and he sat the next table over it. I'm not going to follow up. Passions and revenge with you going to stout one time. You need to start with stout and go get it. Because I got to see shirtless and I don't care at this point. He wasn't shirtless and I think this was a turning point because I should have realized

that some day Justin Hartley was going to let me down big time. I think seeing him with a shirt on at Stout, a burger joint off of Ventura Boulevard, I should have realized that Justin Hartley, it was gonna be over soon. And then he got this as us. And I mean, the truth is this, let's be honest, let's just put all the cards,

let's put all the Justin Hartley cards out on the table. The moment that he got just as us, I won't say the moment, because I didn't know about Krashelle till this show. But when I started watching Selling Sunset and Krashelle was like, my husband's Justin Hartley, I'm like, ooh, he's on a show that's really popular

and you are a reality star. This is not gonna last much longer. I hate to say it, I hate to say it Krashelle. It's not gonna last much longer. And so when they're asking all these questions, all this episode, like, what could have happened? It's kind of like, she's a reality star and he's trying to become a bigger movie star. So, that's just, that's how it goes.

Manor pig. Not deserved to die. Okay. I'm not saying that's how it goes, like, Michelle should know better. I'm saying this is the sad reality of Hollywood romance. It's a sad reality. And Michelle's are sweet little bunny that got run over by the Justin Hartley, Mac Truck of aspiring fame. Well, we don't know both sides. I will say that. We do not know both sides.

We don't know both sides. So this is a big episode to us because we're watching this week to week, obviously. And most of the world who's watched this show has already seen every episode. So we're like, why does everybody hate Christine and Divina, and this is why? This is us, and this is why, okay? This is us, there.

Absolute monsters about, Criselle getting dumped. Yeah, like we're allowed to be monsters because we're not friends to Krischel, but they're they're supposed to be friends to Krischel so that they can't be this monstrous this quickly. Yeah, and that Krischel is, you know, she's, it opened, we found out in the end of last, I'm bumbling all over, sorry, it's that kind of thing. It's okay, but we found out in the last episode that this was happening and so it opens with where the four seasons hotel

where everybody goes to more than really. If something bad happens to me my ass is in a $600-$600 suite. That's exactly right. You pamper yourself, Chrishell. You take yourself to the four seasons hotel, you take yourself across the hill, okay, and you get into that four seasons hotel and you get a box of bomb bonds and you sit there and you receive hill, okay? And you get into that four seasons hotel and you get a box of bond bonds and you sit there and you receive visitors, okay? Because that's what you deserve. Yeah.

So Mary comes stumbling over with flowers. I've never seen anybody walk into the four seasons hotel like they're on a pogo stick. Like our two little tiny different pogo sticks, but there she is. The staff was just like throwing themselves in front of all their like, all their like Vases, etc. They're like, okay, protect the vases teetering women's coming through like wait once teetering once. Oh, she caught it

It's okay, so she takes a vase of flower of flowers to her room and it's Christmas time which really makes this even worse I mean, yes, right at fucking Christmas. What a monster asshole. What a what a ridiculous monster so So Mary goes upstairs and they you know they say hi. There's a lot of like quiet highs like Hi, do you want to watch me avoid kissing my dog? Okay, here's just my dog. I'm gonna avoid kids Look it's just kissing the earth trying to get my lips and we'll give them any okay So Grishelle is crying understandably and deservedly and she's like trying to tell Mary what happened, but she's just like She's like I'm just like in shock. I'm in shock and like Everyone everyone in the world knew at the exact same time that I knew and so it's just like

Have you ever been knocked over by a wave and you don't know which way to swim to get up. And Mary's like, oh hello, it's called walking down the hallway for me. I go, Mary's like, have you ever seen me walking heels? Yes, I know. Did you see the staff downstairs while trying to walk through the lobby? I know something about that. She's like, I know, I know that feeling. I mean in a way less famous way, of course, and Chris does like yeah And she says, you know, I don't think anyone gets married. Think they'll ever get a divorce. I do. You kidding? This of course you look this is my best advice I can give to anybody I give it to all my girlfriends because my boyfriend's don't care

I'll take what the fuck are they gonna ask me for the The girls do. And I just say, listen, don't think of how he is when you're loving him. Think about how he is when you're leaving him. Think about the divorce, okay? Anyone can be loving, but you have to think about how this person is gonna be when you break up, because it's not gonna get pretty.

And everybody, even if you get back together at some point, almost everybody breaks up at some point. Right. And you know, it's like gonna get pretty. And everybody, even if you get back together at some point, almost everybody breaks up at some point. Right. And you know, the thing, it's, you know, it's like, and she should know that it's like real estate, right? When you buy the house, one of the first things you think about is what's the resale value you're gonna be, right? You're already being fatalistic about it. So sometimes you do have to just do that.

But, you know, I don't know, Ronnie, I'm like a little bit of a romantic myself, like, you know, when one soap star marries another soap star in Hollywood and they're both really good looking people, you gotta think that's gonna last forever, right? I mean, well, soap stars, you know, that's like the blue collar job of Hollywood, you know? Those are the people that actually have to go work for not as much money and they have to work a lot harder and memorize a lot more lines. So yeah, I think sometimes the soap stars get together.

It can last, you know, it's like you're too tired to fuck around when you're working on soaps. The problem is when you get beyond soap operas, then you just become like a regular actor, you know, with more respect, then you're fucked. Yeah, once you land a, once you land a, like a proper role on a prime time series by NBC, that's not some from the Dick Wolf Empire, then you know you're in trouble.

Then you know you're really in trouble. Yeah. So, um, Mary is like, but I'm so confused because like at the charity event, he, I mean, he donated. So what was that? Like, I mean, is he still going to go to coffee with me? I mean, the person who made all that money to go to coffee with him, he's still gonna do that, right?

I mean, like, I had already done a map quest to the nearest coffee bean and tea leaf. So like, we can't back out now, so. It's still going on. It's still beyond map quest. Like, what's the key to ask? I was on young maps. And... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I was on yaku maps and... ...a-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w That's my husband by the way. So, uh, she says that basically they got to find, they got into a fight on the phone and then she just didn't, she didn't see him afterwards because it was like in the morning

and then before they could figure out anything, you know, before anything, or any other discussions, he had filed for divorce. And Mary's like, oh wow, how did you find out? And she's like, I found out because he texted me that we were filed. And there was like a little emoji of poop. And then an arrow that pointed at my name on the text. And it was really insulting. He text you. She's like, yeah, like in 45 minutes, the entire world knew.

He blindsided you. Headline, Justin Hartley and Chris Shell Stout's divorce old new, he blindsided you. Her line just in heartening, Chris Shell's stouts' divorce filing was a big surprise to everyone around them. I, this guy's an asshole. I'm sorry, he texted. This guy is such an asshole. This guy's an asshole.

This would happen when he gave a hot guy a chance. I need to see what happens. Someone helped the poor, straight, then hot white guy. I'm, he needs happens. Someone helped the poor, straight, thin, hot white guy. I'm, he needs help. What happened? Because first, she says, well, I didn't really know, wait, hold on, let me get back to that part.

She says, I thought, nothing was fine. I mean, I, she said, everything was fine. We were totally fine that day. I mean, I thought we were okay. And Mary says, did you get in an argument or anything? And she says, yeah, we got in a fight that morning on the phone. And I didn't see him since. And we didn't talk things through. And then before we had a chance to figure out, he filed, well, what'd you find about? I feel like DeVina right now. Like, I need to know. You better tell me this shit.

I need to know what you thought about. You're watching, so. Well, here's the thing. I, ever since we started watching Selling Sunset, I have, I have been feeling like he's a dick because we haven't seen him on the show. And, you know, if you have two soap stars and one of them is now on a reality show, you know the other soap star is gonna be making

all the appearances, like he will be there. Like he will, like this is like, you know, the next, like if you're a soap star, you're gonna be there. Like he will, like this is like, you know, the next, like if you're a soap star, you're gonna be doing reality show cameos. That's like a thing that you will do. And also, if you are secure in your career, you will do it too. Harry Hamlin doesn't give a fuck. Harry Hamlin is showing up on this thing. Frasier even showed up on the real house was a Beverly Hills, okay? Even fucking Frasier. And now this guy, this guy won't even show up on sellingset, which is on Netflix by the way,

and he could have been like, yeah, I'm on a Netflix show. He didn't even do that, which to me was like, oh, he thinks he's like too good for reality TV now. He thinks he's too good, he thinks he doesn't need it, and it'll embarrass him for his, this is us trajectory and being in little two, right? And the fact that he thinks that,

that he is like so concerned about his image from that way in little too, right? And the fact that he thinks that, that he is so concerned about his image from that way in my mind, makes me think that, like, he really thinks he's way hotter shit than he really is. Yeah. Also, he has a weird squint when he smiles, so that I don't like, you know, when people in models are trying to be hot,

when they smile into the camera and they squint, yeah, shut up. So he does that, so that's why I hate him so she's like you know what the way he went down I want answers and I fucking want answers Mary's like that is beyond shitty so I know like people were saying we're only married two years but we were together six years. Mary's saying they're like okay so like is that two plus six is that eight is that like six years including the two like Don't let us you do the math don't let us you do the math make it look effortless and Crishell says that that's his go-to in a fight like whenever they fight he's like that's it

I'm out I'm out and it's like I mean I hate that stuff, you know to me We just work through it and like no someone who you're with it's always like that's it That's it. I mean they're just mm-hmm. Like, no, someone who you're with that's always like, that's it, that's it. I mean, they're just. They're holding you hostage. Yeah, they're holding you hostage and they're also saying, like, well, I told you, I told you I was done, I told you. Yeah.

I think that is, it sounds to me like it was a very imbalanced relationship. And it sounds to me like she was covering a lot for him. I think that one of the probably, I would, I'm going to guess that one of the things that we're going to see is that one of the reasons why Khrushchev is a little bit more closed off or or receives those accusations is because there's an imbalance with her relationship with Justin and she's afraid of getting him mad. I think that I think that's what we're going to see. Like she's afraid like, oh, he's famous and he's like, we're protective of him, et cetera,

et cetera, but she's not protecting herself. Okay, you got to protect yourself. Okay. So I think that there was a total imbalance and the fact that he would always say, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. It was totally unhealthy and totally not cool. And he's a fuck face. Yeah, he's a fuck face.

Hot fuck face, but fuck face nonetheless. He's not, he's not hot enough to be this much of a fuck face, after say. Well, he, well. He's like you. 15 years ago, 15 years ago, he, he, he's, you know, I'm not trying to age him, but he, you know, he has like, he's not quite, he's, he's hot. Okay, you know, he's still hot, but he's not as hot as he was, and just, and you know what actually gives me a lot of joy, is just looking at all these Google images, knowing how he is going to be forever remembered for just having

those 1999 highlights for way too many years after they were done. Yes, not like spiky hair. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to hold on to this. I'm going to hold on to this for a long time. Yeah, so Mary is like, well, I mean, in a relationship you fight and you change the other person, but like, just to go to the courthouse and file, I mean, did you even have a passive aggressive fight where he was like slowly eating pepperoni in your face? She's like, no! No!

So Mary asked if they've talked at all and she's like, well, we talked right after because I thought this must be a joke but that was pretty much the end of communication. I mean, what do you say after that, you know, so now she has to find a place to live and to read. Has to be well. For shit over house. That's right. I'm going to suggest cold water canyon. I think it's the real estate on cold water canyon is hot and no one's

moving into it. So I know, I know, I know, I was like, I wish you still had that house right off the freeway with awkward parking. Maybe you can convince Larsa Pippin to not take the house you were selling with the Steve driveway. Yeah. Do you think they had a prenup because the house she ended up getting was very not the same.

It was like, I mean, it was very not the same quality that she's been accustomed to. You mean she wasn't previously living in the black lodge from Twin Peaks? No. So she, I think that she found a rental very quick. I think she was like, oh yeah, I mean, I just like go into the four seasons and it's gonna be great. And oh my God, I just spent $13,000 in an afternoon.

And I'm getting a rental wherever I can find one. Yeah. So she says she just found out right before work. So she just grabbed some shit and got out, you know, and she didn't know where she was going, and it's so sad. And Mary's like, I mean, is it going through attorneys? And Christel says, I've never had an attorney in my life.

Like whose life am I even leading? I was like, oh my God, so she's on this show for five dollars. I know, I was like, she's so sweet, she did get a prenup, and it was probably not very, it was probably not protecting her in any sort of way. I was like, I was like she's so sweet she did get a prenup and it was probably not very It was probably not protecting her in any sort of way I was like I like did you weren't you want to soap opera like who did your contracts? She's like I don't even know what an attorney is is that like someone who turns things for you like someone that you hire to turn keys turn like Microwave's on like an attorney is like oh christian so Heather could use one of those

So Mary's like yeah divorce is like death, you know, because she's been divorced and she just says divorce like really sucks and Chris, so thanks for being such a good friend. It was probably very triggered because actually Mary said like, you know what, like getting a divorce, it's like a death. It's actually almost worse than death

because like you're still fighting and everything. Hey, you know what, you know what, she's gonna getorgon, I don't want to hear it from you, okay? Listen, I know you, and I know I'm talking to Siongymorgon because you're both a villain, Buckens hairstyle, okay? So you better back it up, back it up! I would never wear Ralph's shirt. You better so she tells us, you know, she cries to us and she tells us like, you know, you're supposed to work on things and marriage, you know, you don't just throw it out. You don't look, look for green or grass. Sometimes you water the grass you have.

I'm like, no, actually, I hate watering grass. You're losing me. You're losing. I mean, I understand that sometimes California will be in a drought and there are limitations on how you can water your grass and that we just have to accept some crabgrass for a while But you know that's what marriage is. It's accepting the crabgrass and waiting for the reins to come. Okay. That's what marriage is Yeah, it's really sad and then this song is like It's like a song leave her alone. I know.

I thought the saddest part was how she basically was like, I still love him so much. And he was my best friend. And who am I going to talk to now? I was like, ooh. I was like, I wanted to just hug Grischel. Grischel, if you're out there while you're practicing for dancing with the stars, I am sending you a hug,

because I felt, I felt God for her. I felt so gutted. That was so sad. Who's she gonna talk to now? Who's she doesn't have any best friends? Well I saw Clipa for the other day getting all buddy Betty with Carol Baskin. So if ever there's a woman who can give you a good give you a good plan on getting out of this mess it's her. Oh God. So Christine, I just got that. So then we go to Christine and Fer, like a tank top with Fer, sleazy things and like, cocktails, sort of thing in her house. Yeah. And she's, and she's like trying to operate her curing. And she's like,

she's just pressing things. She like uh I need a turning and divina and Maya come in I need a turning divina and Maya come in and she's like I need help at the curi because my nails I can't push the continue button can someone push a continue button and Maya the smart one is like I'll'll do it. Oh, sorry, sorry. Shit, sorry. It's okay. They can't do it. They're supressed it and like the curic sort of like.

It opens. It like opens and like I expected like a little alien baby to come out of it. It was like that scene in Independence Day when they do like the autopsy on the alien and they do a thing and it's like, yeah. I was like, I was like, they're awake, get out of there, get out of there,

you're gonna have to tie. So none of the three of them can figure out How to work a fucking curic machine? So Christine which is by the way it's opera you press a button you press a button So Christine's like oh my god. I'll just use the microwave And are you cooking something? Yeah, I'm cooking. It's tea time. Betches and cooking water. I mean, I know I'm no wolf gang It's tea time, betches, and cooking water. I mean, I know I'm no wolf gang. Ah. How was she able to press the buttons on the microwave

but not the curing? And why don't you pick up like a pencil and push that way, like Homer Simpson did when Homer Simpson intentionally gained too much weight and couldn't press the buttons on his phone? Why not, why not that? God, that's literally how I just turned the barbeque down in this office.

I was like, oh, I don't want to get up So I took my long vape and I pressed it Everything's everything's triggering me today. Everything is triggering. Oh, so then of course they're there to talk about the biz So my my is like honestly disolting with chrisher made me I'm shocked. I'm shocked and Christine's like Honestly, the article came out and I'm shocked, I'm shocked and Christine's like, um, honestly, the article came out and I thought it was a joke. It was like a ton of bricks and like, I don't think any of us had any idea but she's not very open and like, we're so open like when I said that I went to Burning Man that one time, I was very open about that and and then I got shit about not helping the homeless

because I was at Burning Man. I was falling out pretty open in a way that she's not open. So I feel like there's another side of the story. Yeah, he has his side of the story too. So I just don't know. I just don't know. And then they cut to Christine, like lifting up her tea bag ev bag evenly like giving an evil look.

What do you mean? That's not a great. There's so so funny. So she's like, yeah, we're only hearing one side of the story. So I'm trying to do my best to be open mind it, open mind it and consider it. And consider it. Well, we can only us, we cannot assume and judge because it's none of our business. Also, you're curious, it is taking off right now.

Are you concerned about it? It is flying across living room? Is that, Kuri? Well, it's probably really hard for both of them. It's hard for her. It's probably hard for him. I them. Like it's hard for her. It's probably hard for him. I just really want to like hold him right now. Good like he's part of this too.

Well, you know, Justin and Khrishel were perfect. I mean, he's like a good looking husband. And from what I know, he seems like a very cool nice guy. And she talks so highly of him. I mean, I don't even know who he is I've never even spoken to seen him before but like you know He did offer to go to coffee with Mary at the coffee bean and Tilly from sunset Well, I know that he was always nice to us. Well, I mean, I don't know what he's going through like I don't know what he's feeling

Yeah, I want to ask her like did you really have no idea feeling. Yeah I want to ask her like did you really have no idea? And she's like um do you even think you would get a real answer? Probably not. I'm like you guys you're horrible a conversation is horrible. You're immediately like how is this her fault? It's just shitty. And second of all why would she open up to you? Like the first time she said anything to Davina, she ran off and tried to bash her in front of the entire group and get everybody not to like her.

Why in the world would she talk to you guys? She's basically their pissed because they've invested enough time and energy into Prishel that they were like, they felt like they were just on the verge of meeting Justin and being able to take a selfie with him. And now that's like all shattered and have they're like, why would you do that to us? Like, we were about to become friends with our famous husband and now it's all ruined. We'll never be able to meet him.

Yeah. And Chrishell's like, well, I believe in my opinion. I was like, okay. Okay. You mean Christine. Who do I say, Chrishell? Yeah. I'm like, okay, okay. I mean, Christine. Who do I say, Kristian? Yeah.

I believe, in my opinion, that it's something that is on going, because I don't believe someone files out of the blue because you have like a fight or a bad day. Yes, yes, that can happen, and that might happen. Like, I could totally see that happening with Kristi. Like, oh my God, I asked him three times to open the fucking cure egg and he didn't do it, and now I've got half of his shit.

Okay. I'm getting a divorce. I'm totally finkers at this cure-y thing. I don't know, I actually think that Christi is not necessarily wrong in this situation. I do agree that it doesn't just happen like out of nowhere, but I also think that the ongoing issue, I feel like it's

too coincidental to me that he is becoming more famous and she is becoming a reality star. I think that's got to be something that plays. I think there's got to be some behind the scenes stuff. Maybe she wanted him to be on the show or something like that, and I don't know. I can just imagine, maybe he didn't want her to be on the show. I'm literally basing this off of, yeah, there could be that too.

I'm thinking it's literally off of my mind, but yeah. Yeah, with like rebalances the power dynamic. And so, but anyway, no matter what it was, it's not their fucking business. And to just be sitting there like, well, I mean, that's not the whole story. Obviously, she did something, or it's, you know, that's what I think is, well, and I think as this, sitting there like, well, I mean, that's not the whole story. Obviously, she did something, or it's,

you know, that's gross. That's what I think is, well, anything is this, it's like, well, it's two sides, like, well, there may be two sides, but right now, what you're, you should just be concerned in making sure your friend is okay,

and then you can find out that information. It's not like anyone's asking you to take a side. It just means you support your friend, or your coworker, or your friend of me, or whatever. I mean, in the end, Khrushchell is gonna have the last laugh because I don't see Justin Hartley getting free cha cha cha lessons on Dancing With The Stars. Boo, y'all.

Enjoy not dancing. Enjoy crying on TV while your ex-wife is dancing at the same time slot. Yeah. So, um, Christine's like, well, every article I've ever seen is of her is Justin Hartley's wife. So, you know what? I hope she finds her own identity. You know, like, I really want that for her. Am I going to do you? She's like, I do.

Honestly, I'm so excited for her to be Chrischelle Strauss. Uh, Strauss. Um, no, there's some Strauss. Strauss Strauss Strauss, Strauss Con. I'm not for anymore. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellas-I.

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OK, so now we're at this mansion that... Final plot. Heather picked all the art out, and it is the brightest shit that was a mayor for sure. I picked this mold. It's so pink. Neon pink. Neon pink. So Heather's. I'm pink. I'm pink.

So Heather's just like sitting in this house and there's like a... And she's like, oh my God, I'm sorry. I forgot I locked the door. I forgot and man's is like, that's all right. I forgot my key. I'm like, okay, you guys are really great here. Real brain trust.

Running this operation. There's something Heather has about locks on doors in houses that she's sewing. Or just doors in general, like just operating them, opening them, closing them, walking through them. It's not easy for her. And Amanda is for some reason wearing two twos on her shoulders, which I don't really get, but you know what? I like you, so just I'm living with it. Yeah, so Heather ordered eight pieces of art, but only seven came.

And she's really frustrated about that. And it was like, I would have made sure that there was like, whim or art than necessary, but, you know, we're going to make it work. I got my tutus ready to go. Okay. I mean, you'd be late sometimes, but I know how to stay to house. It's what I do. There are problems off.

So they start hanging art all over the place. And Heather's like, I'm not good at hanging at paintings because I can never find a hook saying. It's a great audition for Tarik's new spin-off show with you. That's coming down the pike. Heather's like, she spends the entire thing going, where would this one go? What about this one? Where about that one? How about this one like Tarek enjoy that enjoy

Renovating homes with Heather. Yeah, cuz you know that's coming. I watched Tarek's newer show The where he teaches other people to flip it's like flipping 101 with Tarek and it's so stupid and funny if you see it No, people like man, I just bought this house, and I was like 500. He's like, the cops in the neighborhood are $1. He's like, oh, so it was 500. So then we knocked down a wall and then put a toilet in the dining room. He's like, guys.

I don't think that that's what you're supposed to do, guys. OK. OK. Look, I made a table out of the artwork. Oh Heather. Yeah, no, that's not gonna work either Yeah, so Heather's like oh my god I'm shocked but I think we're working really well together like she's really stepped it up And I'm proud of her we've got this and then it cuts to them trying to move this tiny little side table And they've both got a half of it and

they're like, I know. Instead of one of them, because it's like a little bar cart side table, there's like three bottles on it and glasses. So instead of one of them securing the bottles, they're both like holding this, they're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so then they start talking about Grachelle. No, for another ghost. Oh my god, that painting was even, but now it's not.

You know what? I was going to say something really stupid, but I'm, you know, I'm just going to say it. I was going to say maybe we could turn it so that it would look better the other way, but it's like square. So. God. Sorry, my brain's not working right. I'm still full from my lunch of water. So they start talking about Krashelle and how Krashelle is devastated and heartbroken and stuff and

Heather's like of course Heather turns it into a Heather thing because she's like I just I feel so bad like I'm such a lover and like I believe in true love and it's like really sad and it makes me think because like I'm in Tark's kids life and like she was stepmom to his daughter although I'm not sure if she was best friends the way I'm best friends With Tark's kids, but she was so close and like that bond has taken away and what would happen if the bond that I have With my not quite stepchildren, but future stepchildren was taken away. I don't know, it hurts me. It hurts me. Yeah. So then Mary goes to have her big conversation with Rumein and they're at home. And she's like, do you have a few minutes because this situation with Jason

Kraschel like really hit me. And he's like, what? Porting. Porting. And then he starts eating. What the hell with this guy? Like, this guy can't do anything without shoving protein in his mouth. He's like, I felt like this entire conversation, someone had put out like a little meat spread behind Mary's head because I felt like he was just like looking over it like,

oh, can I have pepperoni, no? Okay. So she's like, well, relationships need a solid foundation. And like, we haven't had a chance to talk about the whole vaguest thing. Like, yes, you have. Also, did you hear that they've been married for like two years? And this wedding was just for the show. That is so real housewives of Miami.

I did not know that. Isn't it? That's what I read. I don't know if it's true or not. But I read it. That makes me happy. The internet guy. So he's eating and he's like, am I in trouble?

And she's like, yes. Because I had one rule. Like not to bring girls after the room. He's like, this wasn't me. I never bring anyone. Anyone. I was spectral. I was spectral.

I was spectral. You're saying. She's like, oh really? Where was the respect for me? I said, no girls. And then you had girls. and then you lied about it No, I didn't lie. I didn't know I didn't lie. I'm like, but you did lie Well, do you do see what this looks like to see why would I lie if I didn't what why would I lie if you didn't do

Sorry, that's Mary saying that like did you see do you see what that sucks like why would you lie if you didn't do anything? Why would you lie? He's you're so stressed. You're so stressed. Ooh, you're so angry Mary. You're so angry Mary. She's like, you see, but it makes me question like, have you lied about other things? Like, is this the same person I thought you were? I get your point, but you can't put everything back into question, you know, and then it marries like, that's what a lie does, that's what a lie does! And he's like, no, it is wrong what I did. I didn't want you to freak out because I know

that you would and I'm not trying to hide. Also, could you pass the cheddar cheese? Thank you. Everything could be solved with cube of cheese. cube of cheese picks everything, the French way. So she's like, can I really trust him? I was like, okay, Mary, like we're all sitting here believing that you're gonna dump your young model boyfriend. Okay, come on. Or husband. And also the answer is no, by the way.

No, because again, don't forget, you start dating a young model boyfriend. So the answer is no, you cannot trust him. Case in point, just an early. So then we go to Khrushchell's new house. Now Khrushchell is suddenly in a new house, so she's moving quickly. I wrote Khrushchell's sad new house. Very, very sad new house. It was like these big heavy red drapes that were hanging and there's like paparazzi outside and they put the show. They put a chiron below the paparazzi that just says paparazzi.

That's like, I think we figured that one out. Got it guys. Well, why does she have to move? He should be the one who has to move. I agree. I agree, but that's the, I'm telling you, that's the imbalance of this relationship.

So how many memories? Yeah, Mazda comes over and she's got like a laundry basket of stuff and some wine in it. And I thought that is the sweetest thing, Amanda. And then she takes it out and it's fucking Oppenheim wine. What you just like grab so it's like grabbing like a granola bar off of the fucking office counter and taking it to your friend who's breathing. I feel like it's like the ring, right? Like the only way you can like, the only way you can save yourself in the ring is to pass it forward. Ratch is like, it's literally the same thing. It looks just like it. The ring looks just like the logo of the ring.

It is. It's like, like once you have seen that wine, you have seven days to like drink it or pass it forward. Otherwise, you die. Oh, how many times has the ring made it into these recaps? I know, I saw the movie once, like the one horrible dancing the past. You seem when a scary movie,

and it's haunted you for years. But to be fair, the shows that we cover, the shows that we cover really dovetail nicely with what we've learned from the rain. Crazy people climbing out of wells, like, you know, pretty much as that. Like people like to be neck calling out of the toilet. There's another side. There's another side. You have seven days to sell a 75 million dollar listing, otherwise you die. So they, Chris, you know, basically it's like a nice divorce, I mean, not nice, but it's a sweet conversation

between friends. And Amanda's like, God, moving day is the worst part of divorce. And she's like, oh my God, please say that that is not your chandelier. She's like, are you kidding? That was like the selling point of this place. I love it. The man says like, backing up slowly? That was like the selling point of this place. I love it. The man's is like backing up slowly

and hiding in the curtains now. She's like, oh, sorry. So, Michelle's like, don't judge. I'm gonna change the curtains. I just, you know, I really only had 45 minutes to find a house and this is the best that I could do. So, man's is like, well, I'm so impressed by how fast you've moved into new place.

And, you know, I know you don't really wanna to talk right now, but I've got two big ears and a big old shoulder to cry on. Let me just move that two-two off the shoulder, and there you go. Spot right there for you. Yeah, so, like, there's paps following me everywhere. Like, they followed me from the house to here. I mean, I went outside to just water the street, and there they were taking pictures of me. I mean... What are those streets?

So, Chrishell's like, she's Chrishell's talking about how she hasn't even thought of a plan B because she's still so mad they love with Justin and that she just wants to hide under a rock. By the way, be sure to watch Chrishell on Dancing with the Stars, which is, I think, starting up very soon.

So, anyway, she wants to hide under a rock and then actually what was really, really sad was that she's talked about how she had to write a letter to her stepdaughter and I was like, oh, Grishel. I'm giving you another hug again. I'm giving you another hug. Yeah, so then she gets a buzz on her phone. She's like, oh my god, this is my old house.

So what's at the door? I mean, I just have to take this off the phone because now I'm still getting packages over there. I mean, that's how fast that was or how slow FedEx is. Let's have a talk about FedEx. Nah. So she's like, yeah, I'm still getting stuff. I mean, God, it just makes me so mad this could have been handled so much better. And I'm so mad. I'm so mad. This was so fast. I still have access to our ring doorbell, so I see every single slut that comes in to see my husband every single one. I'm watching. It's just I, I can't delete this app. I can't. I just wish that Davina understood what a ring camera does. Like, she shows her the phone. It's just Davina standing there staring into the camera. Like, hello, I just wanted to know that you have a side to and I'm here if you meet me Justin

She's running a passions t-shirt Could you sign this So uh, Krischelle is just she's just pissed that it was not done privately like that It was a text message and then 45 minutes later, it's like everywhere, everyone seems to know about it. Her mind is totally blown about how he's conducted it himself, which is crazy. Although, to be fair, she's also doing this all on a reality show. She's talking about how outer elements have really reared their ugly heads and inserted

themselves into that relationship. And she's like, you know, it's not normal to meet somebody and then they become wildly famous and wildly rich. And I didn't think those things matter. And, you know, I could understand that, like God forbid your feelings change, but, you know, he's treating me like garbage that he throws out. I like that Amanda brought that up about, like, well, you know, maybe it's because he became super famous. Have we considered that? Because like, I think that is like kind of the elephant in the room for all of us.

Like, he became, and the thing is this, it's not like he became super famous. I mean, this is us is definitely a hit show and it's definitely the, like, the most high profile consistent work that he's had. But like, they're acting as if, you know, if he's starring in ad astro 2 with Brad Pitt or something. He's not at that level. But for sure, the moment that he upgraded his career, it's like, you knew that that could not last.

Guys are dicks. So she talks about how she basically changed her life for him because she was an actor. She had dreams and then she kind of put them all inside for him, like to be the good little wife or whatever. And then he did this and so she's sick of putting her life on hold. And so, you know, it ends up being empowering. So I like that.

I got me reading into what she was saying about what her plans were, et cetera. I kind of was reading into that maybe a suggestion that like maybe she wanted kids and that he didn't want more kids. I sort of got that by. Did you get that? Oh, no, I mean, it's a show that takes place in LA. So I'm like, I always relate it back to like,

I could add a career, but no. I'm like being as good little wife and taking care of his kid. It's gonna both, yeah. But who knows, no way for us to know. No way, it's just speculation. That's it. So let's go back to Fatal Plies, where Heather and Amanda are finally having their open house,

and people are coming through, and Heather's like really excited for Jason and Kat to see this place because Kat is the seller. And so Jason comes in and he's like, walk you around. He's like, I love it. I love this so much. Okay, where's the TV? Which panel is the TV under? Okay, I'm stepping on all of them. I don't see the TV. Where's the TV in the floor? They're like, do you like the art? He's like, yeah, it brings color. Like, yeah, it's art. So then they go to the kitchen and I tell that's a Richard avidon sir I hate the kitchen. They did they do this weird thing and that with the flooring in the house where they make it the slanted It's like it's not just straight the wood isn't laid down straight. It's like to an angle. Oh

It makes me crazy Like just can we have a straight fucking countertop, you know, because now the countertop always looks off center because the floor it just makes me You know what's terrible. Sorry. I was gonna say something about another terrible trend in houses right now in the kitchens So obviously everyone loves a kitchen island, but there are these crazy kitchen islands now you go on to Zillow and There are these crazy Marble maybe it's Carrera marble. Carrera marble, kitchen islands, I must have chicken islands, which I would be down for a chicken island. That's made of marble, but these islands are like marble, but they have these like aggressive

marble patterns that are so tacky. Have you seen them? Sometimes they're like black with like these streaks of like white or gray, but a lot of times they're white with these streaks and they're like to me I like a marble that's kind of like it's white, but there's like sort of soft gray swirls, but these are like so hideous and they're all over LA. Yeah, heavy painting. Is that what it's called heavy painting? Yeah, like really darkaning. It's like it's like Verico's bands. It's like someone gave Verico's fans these kitchen islands and it's like plaguing all of Los Angeles at the moment. Yes, they're everywhere So let's see they looking around the house basically everybody's like wow wow so great and The song they everyone gets a new song when they come in which is is cracking me up. It's like, now when I'm sunshine,

then someone else comes in and it's like, hey, hey, hey, gotta have it, gotta have it. I'm like, everyone needs their own musical cue. So then everyone's showing the house to their different clients. And Heather cracks me up how she does it. She's like, well, that's an office. It could be a bedroom. And there's like a music room, but like it could be something else if you want.

Yeah, I noticed that too. We're like big, you know, like inspiration for things. Yeah. This is a wall. You can like put a painting on it or like, I'm something else. Yeah. So cat arrives and she's like, amazing. And they did a great job and everyone's super proud of each other and stuff. And then of course Mary Divina and Maya start talking about Khrushchell and Maya's like, I'm giving her space. And Mary's like, well, you know what, she's doing okay, she can't be. The force you sense is missing a really highly placed vase, but she's doing okay. She's doing okay

And then Jason Jason walks up to the group and he's like well guys I'm at $40,000 so you really have to sell this okay, and then Mary is like well Once you sell it, maybe we'll get or maybe Maya said it. Maybe once you said it, it's Heather. Oh, Heather, so Heather's like, well, maybe once you sell it, we'll get a bigger project and like pinky promise, pinky promise, so then he should like, does like a putzer pinky out there, and then he puts like his coffee cup in our hand,

and he's like, I was trying to put my coffee cup in your hand instead of the pinky promise. Like, God, I feel bad for people working in this office sometimes. Yeah, I'm having an amancer like, oh my god, we got past all our differences. So then, and Crescelle comes into the office and they're playing horror music. It's like, and she comes in and talks to Jason. And she's like, can I just go home? I need to just go home.

Yeah, yeah, here. Let's sit down by the giant motorcycle. It's a very comforting fixture in the office. It will make you really feel better. Okay, what was that you were saying about going home? Let's sit by these empty books above the curic machine that no one seems to be able to operate in this office, okay?

So yeah, so she wants to go home and he's like, take as much time as you need. I mean, I cannot imagine what you're dealing with, okay? Just take, take, it's a week, a month, a year, you'll still have your desk. Well, technically it's not a desk, technically it's the wing of an airplane that we fashioned into a week, a month, a year. You'll still have your desk. Well, technically it's not a desk. Technically it's the wing of an airplane that we fashioned into a desk, but you'll still have it here.

And she tells them, you know, tell the girls, thank you so much for reaching out. I'm sorry that I haven't reached out back, but it's just my phone has not stopped ringing because everyone found out at the same time and paparazzi, paparazzi, paparazzi. And he's like, it's okay. So I'm just not ready to really talk to the girls.

And then one by one, the girls start coming in. They still walk in. He's like hitting a button behind his back, like, enter, come on in, we're losing your windows closing. Get in here now. Yeah, the cage door is just start opening one by one. Yeah, he's like, I'm not going to ask any questions. Okay, we're just going to give you your space. Oh look we're all here

Let's surround you and give you a group hug the opposite of space. Yeah And so she tells everyone like I think so so much for being sweet guys and the man says like are you eating? I'm like I haven't been hungry. I'm just I just haven't been able to eat why can't I get depressed like that? Yeah, it's nice I just haven't been able to eat. Why can't I get depressed like that? Yeah, it's nice. It's nice for the person. I could be like as big as a pinky if that worked for me. I eat when I'm depressed.

I hate that. Yeah, I just eat. That's just what I do. So, Krasho, she's like, well, I just really wanna thank everyone for being sweet. And, Divina, yes, I will pass along this autograph book to Justin, but no promises, no promises on how that will work out.

I mean, I can't go back to Kentucky to spend time with my family and regroup. And yeah, and basically she leaves. And when she leaves, Chris shells like, honestly guys, she lost 15 pounds. Bitch. I'm not even kidding. And then Mary just starts bawling. And then she's like, I just, I she's like I just I hate singer this way I hate singer this way. I just I

And a man's is like I feel terrible for her I then the rest have to pretend like they're really really sad, but they're like Yeah, and that's it Cruschelle drives off all the way back to Kentucky. I know So sad for her. It's bullshit. And that's like not, that's not a nice thing to go through.

And I have a friend who was blindsided. At least, but at least when she was blindsided, he said it to her face for crying out loud. But that's a terrible thing to go through. Yeah. Well, that was a super fun episode, everybody. Super fun. Super fun. We're going to be back tomorrow with some real housewives of Beverly Hills

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