Watch What Crappens - Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock

Episode Date: June 11, 2020

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For fun, I mean listen. Yeah. What are you going to do? Why not? Also, it feels really good to highlight a show that focuses on a real estate group that's not the agency. I feel like in a certain way by recapping selling sunset, we're kind of making a pass progressive dig a Kyle Richards. So it feels really good. Thanks.

Yeah. So this kind of begins on the season for us because we're doing a Netflix show and the next week we're starting Mary to medicine loss on Jalise. And right now before we start the show, let's highlight a couple of small black businesses, small black owned businesses, shall we? Yeah. I will start with cool hand movers on Instagram. They're at cool hand movers, like cool hand Luke, but cool hand movers. Moving packing staging and more. So it's perfect for today on a show that talks about staging too. Okay.

They are owned and operated by New York City natives and you can DM them with more info. Just go over to our Instagram or just go to their Instagram, cool hand movers. How about that? Sweet. All right, this is from Wandsopony, also on IG, who wrote, I paint furniture, sell vintage

and normally do big vintage markets in New England. I am normally the only brown face in the sea of white vendors. I, yeah, shit ton of, I wish I could be tan like you. So people don't say that. That's awful. And I'm sorry, I'm too old. What the hell?

I mean, people are awful, including the person riding a motorcycle outside. Anyway, because all of my shows are canceled, I'm focusing on making masks and supplying reservations at this time. Thank you for doing this. Also, I just left so hard that my mother-in-law thought I was crying again.

Oh, well, that's awesome. So anyway, check out WANTAPONI. And yeah, WANTAPONI on IG, W-A-N-T-A-P-O-N-Y to get masks, et cetera, because we are still in a pandemic and you should have a mask on people. Yes, so there's that. So welcome to Selling Sunset, Season 2 Episode 1. Also, this is a crap and it's on demand. This is video today, so you can get this video or the, you know, all the bonuses, whatever. Go to Patreon. But for right now, here we are now season two on this show, we can do a 15 second recap of season one. Okay, okay, I'll start. Okay

Oh my god that house Amazing I'm I'm new here, but I was like poor when I was growing up because I was poor and they called me the smelly kid We're engaged I'm a bet. Is she have a prenup? Hey, honey, I want to show that a business for me. Yeah, I want to say that ass for me, baby. Yeah. It's just that you were asking questions and there was not from like a neutral place.

I mean, like if you were just up front about it, like if you were just like up front about it, but like you were like on your way to being two phase, you were on your way. I worked for wag.com and you really wasted my time. That was it. There. That was season one. So that was season one. Season two is still very glossy and pretty looking. Still a lot of house porn. But they've really up to the Triximonical Quosant. In season two, I mean, Triximonical, the singer from Bravo, they just hired her for Netflix

and she is just writing her little butt off over there. She's doing great, great work. So when I turned on episode one for season two, I don't know if this happened for you, Ronnie, but I actually got like us. It was sort of like, it wasn't really a trailer, it wasn't really a preview, it was more like a,

like, Pervisla on Sala Sala, and you have like, Krishal saying like, real estate in Los Angeles is the best in the world. Like literally, they don't even have houses outside of Los Angeles, so if you want to get into Los Angeles market, you have to know what a house is and you might not. And then find people that there were 250 million dollars and get them up here.

Get them up here. And then Christine is like, um, this is the most cutthroat market that there is. And to sell homes like these, you have to be out of your game. Okay, stop make it you in the front door But you know what else gets him in the front door No style like me. Okay, cuz it's gonna. Let's see a video and Heather's like we're all super motivated But we have personal lives too and like juggling them both can be complicated. Especially if you're dating an actual juggler. Don't juggle the juggler.

And then Chris, I was like, at the end of the day, we're all competing for one big commission. end of the day, we're all competing for one big commission. That could change everything. Yeah, they're super self-important on this show. Love it. Okay, so we have our first big I'm at it again. Yeah, and so Mary and Heather, they show up at this $40 million listing that we saw under construction season one and now it's all done. So they show up and Mary gets out and she's wearing like a yellow blazer, but then this like, it looked like lingerie underneath, but I felt like I was just being approved. It was like a black leacy, I guess, top of some sort. Kind of like a boosty a top of some sort.

Yeah. And so she gets it. She's like, this looks amazing. Turned out so beautiful. Emery's walk is my favorite walk because she's kind of like, God knows what she would look like without LA work. You know, like the fillers, the Botox, the die, the everything, the tan, everything you get, you know, because she just has this kind of like wild look in her eyes, her eyes are always kind of way too open and once made me a little off, and then she's wobbling in her shoes, because they're all wearing these like really high stiletto heels. And I said this on one of our other recaps about this,

but she looks like she's a piece of IKEA furniture that was put together but not screwed all the way in with the L-Renches. She's kind of walking a little bit like, go on! Wayfarer Bench. Was she the one that we said was a Wayfarer Bench? The Wayfarer Bench.

Yeah, and she, I mean, yeah, she's like giving vibes of the final scene of death becomes her. And like also, what I love, by the way, is show, reality shows that are based in LA. They have that magical thing that happens between season one, season two, which is when they've all seen themselves on TV and they decide to get fillers. And so Mary got like the trout fillers,

which is where you puff up the middle, the top of your lip, but then you put Botox on the side. So your mouse or just like a trout, it's like, like resting trout face, like she doesn't look like a trout, but she put her work in in a way that makes it have like a resting trout face. Like if you're watching this, it's sort of like, yeah, like that. And Heather got the upper lip where you put so much in that it kind of tilts upward. So like the very line of the lip is like kind of tilting upward. And I think she really did get Tarik's Y XY of Christina. I think she did take her picture in there because she's always looked like Christina,

but now she looks exactly like Christina. And she's weird. And she's like trying to put subway tile up on this brand new house. I'm like, uh, you have to really step away from that. Christina, I mean, Heather, Heather. So everyone, but no, everyone will see everywhere. I turn a life on me. Float like a butterfly.

Sting like a bee. Cause everywhere I go, I'm on me. And they're like literally walking through a garage. So they're like, they're walking around. walking around I mean this place it's huge and you just hear a lot of Heather saying this is incredible This is oh my god. It's gonna. I'm just incredible I'm like you look like you're walking through the century city mall. I mean that's basically what it is And this is such a Heather thing to say to you. She's like last time I was here. I was jumping in the pool with no water She's like last time I was here I was jumping in the pool with no water

She's like queuing up the flashback that never arrives Like she comes out with her head all bloody Last time I was here I was practicing to swim but I had no I got a concussion instead. So then, Khrushchell arrives to see the house with them. And now we have a new song. I don't know how much they paid Trixi for this episode, but it's like a new song every two seconds. They also, by the way, treated Khrushchell.

Like she was like, they were on the Mayflower and they just found land because they look over the, I think, oh, Mary goes, oh, wait, there's Chris show. And Chris show for some reason gets a rap song, it's like, look, it's Chris show, she's walking at the block, it's Chris show, it's Chris show, she draws on things with Chris show. So Chris show comes in and Barry and Heather are both like,

hi. And they do just like, through the hog, Barry and Heather are both like, Hi. And they do just like, through Bayhog, they do that thing where like, it's like the Red Robin Hug, right, like our Red Rover Hug, we're basically Mary and Heather are standing like side by side at Creshell, and Creshell comes between them and puts her arms up and they have this like, Red Rover Hug like that. I'm like, did you guys not just see each other

at the office like 10 minutes ago? Yeah, this show doesn't even pretend that they all really work there during the year. Oh my god, I haven't seen you in a year! I'm like, what were you guys doing? Were you driving Uber all of a sudden? Like, haaaaaaaah! I'm like, you guys sit next to each other at the office, don't you? So she's like, where's the closet? Is that psyched on my, it's the important thing. So they go look at the gigantic, I mean, this house is gigantic,

it's obnoxiously gigantic to me. Yeah. I mean, I would go back there, but I don't, I would, I don't like it. Oh, I'm, I would love to live there, but I'm $40 million is a lot. It's a lot for no land, you know? So they all are, they're in this closet and there's like a window

in the closet and Michelle's like, you could literally look out and see what the weather is like. I'm like, yeah, you know where else you could do that? Every other window in the house, too. Oh, windows, I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell. She goes, wow, I thought I have a nice closet, but wow. Creshell's always humble bragging.

Creshell's like the queen of the humble brag. So that's just the first one today. So then Heather's like, oh my god, like if you lived in this closet, you'd have to like have an English accent. If you could you imagine, here's my English accent. Hi, I'm Heather. The rain is spain is mainly rain and rain and you can see that windows of closets. Could you pass the croissant? That was British. So they look at the window and we see like a neighboring house and the owner paid like a hundred thousand dollars to have Ashoturf put on the roof of the house that we didn't have to see like a rooftop. So first of all, excuse me, I had an M&M right before this and you know like,

that's so weird, I almost had an M&M before this. You know, like when you know whenever you have like an almond, there's always like that one small piece of almond that hangs out in your, like, in like some recess of your mouth and then like comes out at the worst possible time. Like, I'm gonna choke you now. I'm a piece of almond.

Yes, it's because of the child labor that they hired to put those M&M's together. Don't skin the almonds first, okay? Yeah, the almond that hides in the back is like that one zombie that didn't get killed and you think you're safe and then it's like. So they paid $100,000 for Ashutra from this house. Okay, first of all, it's like you changed one eye

store for another. Ashutra doesn't look any, it's like actually more distracting because this is bright green color. Also, why does it cost $100,000? That should cost like $75. Go to Home Depot, you get it by the yard. It should not cost $100,000. Third of all, I don't remember my third of all is, but I feel like there's a very silly. You're involved in this.

But you're involved in this. Yeah, I know. I feel like you will have a good third of all point. So your third of all is that it reminds you of all the mini golf places that are going under in current times because people are just like mini golf. Who wants that? Like mini golf is an important thing. Thank you. Thank you. Let's just let them all go under. A mini golf place. We've been under here in my town and I'm like, fuck that. What the hell? People just don't respect the mini golf. Like fuck mini golf. What mini golf ever do for me? How about it was golf, but smaller? Okay. it helped you jerk. Yeah, it did help you. Okay. Either way, the actual turf was stupid. It was stupid. And

also did you notice that the off and high brother, I don't know which one is which. Sorry. I'm gonna say, but of course, he put a fucking TV that rises out of the ground. It's like another gigantic TV and they're like, it's by the pool though this time, so it's different It takes the right person to buy this house. It's not going to be just the average person walking down the street. You need to have a lot of money. Oh, no shit Sherlock. Do you see where you're at? She's like, I think it's if like, like, like,

like Pam walking down the street, you just came out to you, Max. It's like, well, I just got a great deal. And you know what? Can I see that $40 million mansion in the Hollywood Hills? Please don't eat a lot of things. So Chris shows like, oh my God, this bathroom is so nice. Like your shit wouldn't even stink in this bathroom, like literally.

And how there's like, yeah, it would come out like wrapped in sulfate. That's horrifying. Then, and then, uh, Mary goes, I can't wait to see the rooftop. And then my favorite thing that happens on the show is when you get like a little chorus Like basically like both girls go. Oh, yeah, but they do it like here you be you be Crichelle and I'll be Heather. Okay. I'll first. I'll be Mary. I'll say I can't wait to see the rooftop. Oh

That's my favorite one person says on the all say oh yeah And then they get like the fifth song of the scene okay it's like now you got me feeling like oh Look you guys are gonna run out of material save the songs okay, please so Please. So you hope to the roof top. They're like, it's so big. This is amazing. It's hot. Let's go downstairs. Yeah. You didn't even like a walkie talkie to talk up here. So they go down, they go downstairs and start catching up. And Chris tells like, well, I heard that Christine got engaged. So super happy for her. And she tells us Christina's Christina's worked at the Oppenheimer group for a lot longer than me. And I don't know

why, but we've never really gotten along so I think it's when she did all that name calling. You know, when she said I was to on a path to being too faced. Wow, that's such a brutal name calling. Yeah, and then we get a clip of like all the high drama on this show, which is so silly. It's like, shouldn't the new girl be able to sit on the floor until she proves herself? Chris, she, Christine does that like bites her tongue thing because she thinks she's really cute. That hard-assing. Yeah, she's like, it's like a share we're doing stand up. So, Christine, I mean, Krischoff is like,

so has anyone met her fiance? How do you got to get just, but no one has. And Mary, clearly Mary is pissed, but she's trying to be nice. She's like, well, you know, I mean, she's just been like out of town a lot. So like, we just like, you know, like, you're just having some kind of a met, I met him yet, but like, she's been out of town a lot, and you know, she's a fucking bitch, but like you know she's out of town a lot

You know and others like but if my best friend and Tommy show us in case I'd be like her So like how do you feel like really Mary like really? And Mary married explains. Oh, by the way, there was also a clip of And married explains, oh by the way, there was also a clip of, it was another, it was another example of like the chorus effect where we see a clip of Christine, a flashback for last season of Christine saying, I asked you at dinner and you can really didn't remember like you wanted to have the difference right? Like already you can really still have dementia and then all the girls go Christine. Christine.

Anyway, so well, Christine and I used to be very close, but then we had some kind of rift. I don't even know how that happened, but I mean, honestly, like we've grown apart a little bit, but like I feel sad. And Chris shows like, but how did they meet Christine and what's his name exactly? Now I can't wait till that's taken back to Christine like her going, I mean, what's his name? Aaaaah, Ben! Those questions were not coming from a neutral place. So, um, and Mary also tells us by the way she's like, yeah, like, so like I heard about it and then like I texted her and I was like,

do you have something you want to tell me? And she was like, what? And I said, something about an engagement and she said, oh yeah, that's big news. Like, that's what this is. Yeah, it makes me feel sad and confused. And she's like, yeah, well, turns out she was showing him properties and I think he was like dating.

Okay, this makes me crazy about Mary. And I'm glad I prunced weighted this. Mary speaks every word like it's a sentence. And I think it's because she can't think of the next thing she's going to say so she gets herself a pause or it's just sound really smart. But this is how she says it. She gets Christian. She was showing him properties.

I think he was dating someone else at the time. She's basically like a computer. You know what they gave? They gave a computer that has fragments of senses and it's like an algorithm as someone as she speaks. It's like when you hit auto fill on your iPhone over and over again and it just creates its own weird sentence. Or when you're trying to use the microphone function on your iPhone, the dictation function and you press the microphone and you

speak really fast but then it spits out words. It's like yeah Christian. They would like show him a house but then they meet. It's like that's the wrong way to spell. Maybe you idiot, but M-E-T. Engaged for long time and love. Lasagna. Don't marry. What are you saying? No, Mary, who's the one who was like, well, he was dating somebody else when they met.

Okay, remember that Mary started this. Yes, Chris. So yes, I will. Chris. So that would make me nervous because like if someone cheats for you, that means that they would cheat on you. And then Heather and Mary both go, I can't think she would say that here in this $40 million house,

even to see Monica Chimes and she goes, I can't wait she would say that here in this $40 million house. Even she's a monical, times in she's, what? Oh, wow. Oh, oh, it's like selling stuff that.

Um, it's, you know that's, you know, you know like in like five episodes from now, it'll be like, yeah, I was talking to a crucial and she said, if they treat, if they treat for you, that you're a slut.

I don't know why she said that. Chrishell said your boyfriend's probably already cheating on you, so good luck. Yeah, it just seems like a weird thing for her to say from a non-neutral place. Yeah. So then, then we go off to like, then we're at like a airfield and this private airplane

is like, it's on the top Mac and the door opens and makes that like that staircase thing and we see a heel coming out. Yeah, so still let it is like two feet tall. It's just like one little tiny little sliver and comes wobbling off the plane and it's Christine. She's like, I'm back. I have a new man and I have a new ring and I'm ready to dominate the market. Meanwhile, she's wearing literally the same outfit as Mary. Like she has that black lacy like

negligee shirt, but and she's wearing a blazer over it except her blazer instead of being bright yellow is white with black vertical stripes So it's sort of giving a weird semi beetle juice Yeah, for your secret bud. Well her thing this season is I'm rich as fuck now cuz I snagged a rich one So of course her husband looks like he's like in line to audition for Fred Flintstone You know Flintstones music goal or whatever It looks like a session musician for like an Eric Clapton tribute band. So they get into a car and I was like,

I know the car probably costs $500,000. I don't care because the door's open backwards and I just, I resent that. That was like money. Kenneth Llamas write, money doesn't buy you class and it clearly does not buy you a proper door. Yeah. And so she's like, oh my God, I know we're not poor.

Can we deter that air conditioning on? She's always like mugging for the camera. Like she just said a really good one. Yeah, it's also, by the way, you know that like poor people don't have to pay for their carton conditioning by the minute, right? Like, it's like, it's not a poor thing. It's like, well, Christian and I were traveling the world because I just sold the six million dollar howl.

And we were all over winter the Maldives, Burdel Capri. I feel like I was traveling the world doing my eat, pray, love thing, but like in five star resorts always. I was doing eat, pray, love, but I wasn't really eating and I wasn't really praying. And I don't know if I was really too much loving more like, um, sleeping with, I was great. I was great. It wasn't eat, pray, love it. It was hairy, back ATM. And it was great. It wasn't eat prey love at all. It was hairy back ATM

She's like what Christian went to MIT and he's like a software designer and he's like worked at multiple companies and just had a system removed Which is wonderful and he's just like great So she's like oh should I call Jason? Oh, I have to call Jason. Jason, hi, bye. And he's like, well, I'm glad you're back. I'm glad you've been out there enjoying the world, but let's be honest. King's road has been sitting out there, sitting in the market since you left. What I'm trying to say is, your client is stuck in their house for the past nine months. Be all you've been born in, an old rich dude. So you can get into a car with backwards doors.

And this is coming from me, a guy who spends $200,000 on an old car to make him feel taller. Yeah. And then they show this house on Kings Road. Gee, guys, so wonder why you're having trouble selling this thing. You're trying to offload for four million dollars. The living room's like a hallway. And it's like with a futon going sideways. Like me?

That's what I want a call that stager up Yeah So so now Christina Christian like They they arrive at their house and she's like it's so funny because I used to have to listening on our house and We do open houses and I'd sit in that house every day and I'd picture living in that house, getting coffee. And now I live in that house that I envision myself getting coffee and I can like get coffee in it

while I live in it. I snatched that up, tongue bite. And then so back at the office, oh no, back at the house, she's just there to sing hide of their dog, whatever he cares. Yeah, but she's saying, Hi, Daddy Bear. Hi. I'm like, did you just leave the dog wandering around this house? No, that's what I'm wondering. The dog just wondering, wandering around. Someone's waiting to sell their King's Road house. You know, she's like, have you ever had Tister's choice in your own house before? Wow. Teddy Bear, she's like, have you ever had Tister's Choice in your own house before?

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Maya, you know, I had my baby. So Maya's there with Heather. And she's like, I was pushing for two hours and he didn't want to come out today. They gave me a shot of Epideral. A shot of what? Epideral. A shot of what? Epideral.

A shot of what? Epideral. A shot of what? Epideral. Oh. What happy the Ruh shot of what happy the Ruh Baby Aden was uncomfortable inside, you know, so imagine they go vacuum and vacuum from a vagina It was pretty pretty much a nightmare. I'm making her French. I don't know why Yeah, they it was vacuum delivery so they put baby Aiden in vacuum and imagine vacuum in your vagina Just inside your vacuuming

Yeah, not even good, but not even Dyson Not even Hoover and She's like do you want you want hold baby and she's like oh my god. Do you like blond? Like you're not in a bar. Just fucking Jesus. How do you feel about subway tile because my future fiance loves it So aided does the only thing that really a baby should do in this situation, which is Pue con Heather, which was great. I think we all like oh shit She's like I'm so so Heather's like oh my god I'm so excited to see Maya as a mom like to see her as a mom like finally she got everything she's been hoping for

And so My ass like you know, I tried to look on Instagram to see what's going on with you guys, but it's so hard You know like what's when you engaged to a guy who held gun up and had mental breakdown on HGTV, right? Huh? Yeah. She's talking. Okay.

So Heather is talking to a girl who just went through a really difficult pregnancy, right? So her response is, yeah, I've been going through a lot too I went through a breakup and then I went through dating and she like oh you didn't tell me girl Then I see on the TMZ I'm like yeah, and then we see TMZ Tarekul Musa spotted with Heather Young Yeah, it happened really fast with us and we were it was just we're just like And then we see TMZ, Tarikal Musa spotted with Heather Young. Yeah, and it happened really fast with us. And we were, we just were just like, it's like he's literally like my best friend, you know?

And like on that fifth phone call, when he finally calls me back, I'm like, we have such a connection. When he calls me and tells me the tile, I chose this stupid and I need to get my head out of my cornhole, I'm like, oh! So like our love story is like actually really romantic. So we met on 4th of July and like his boat was parked next to the boat that I was on in Newport and then his girlfriend

happened like my girlfriend happened to be on his boat and so like I jumped on the like I literally jumped over the boat. Got a concussion, broke my leg, fun was sticking out but then I saw a tarring I was like, I don't know if it's from a blood loss or maybe I'm just very lonely. I was like, this is the man in my dream. So he put a gun against my head and said, get off my boat and I said, you get out of my heart. Oh, yeah, like it went really quick, but like it's like I've known him for years when you know you know right

But did you notice it in her interviews when she's telling us this her eyes are totally bloodshot like she's been sobbing all day long Like her eyes are pink So cuz back then she's like I'm so happy I feel like I've known him for years. It's almost like I've watched him on TV for hours on end. I have nothing else to do. It's almost like one minute we're in a really shitty house and like, I don't know, like, um, Charisanna or something and then like the next thing I know, the walls are gray and the tiles like have a funny pattern and we've just made $100,000. Yeah. So, yeah, she's, so my, I think when he was confused,

Tark is the guy from Flip or Flop. Okay. Yes. Tarkoocursina education. And if you don't know about Tarkoocursina, you're welcome because that's gonna be a, that's gonna be a, a rabbit hole. A rabbit hole.

You're really gonna enjoy going down. So, Maya's like, yeah, I get to go from Davina. You hear that Christina's engaged and I'm like, you know what, funny? She judged Mary for rashing into it with the romaine. But now look at this. Am I right? Yeah, I'm Heather's. Yeah. Heather's like, yeah, I'm like shocked, but you know what? I'm so excited for her and her

ring is freaking stunning. I'm just like, okay, then what going on with Christine and Creshell? Are they still kind of not talking? She's like, yeah, it makes me so uncomfortable because it's like tension and like it wasn't even about her. It was about Mary and Mary's not mad. And my God, yeah, I know. Mary don't even care. It's been like a couple of months. We all have same goals. You guys have been like a year. That baby is at least three months old. been like a year that baby is at least three months old. You literally had a baby. You literally had a baby.

So, um, this is how they go back. You know, it's so stupid. So they go back to the office and we just see Chrishell sing. Guys is anyone else getting kicked off the Wi-Fi or is it just me? I just was imagining Davina back there just like fucking with her modem. Change in the password on our everyone. The new password is be hate, Krishel. Okay, great. Oh, and Jason's like, oh, get your husband on the, on the whole, I know, man, could your husband ask him, she's like, oh my god, thank God, I'm marrying him

because otherwise I'd be like, oh my god. Yeah, cause there's a magazine with Justin Hartley. Oh, thank you. I thought there was a mag. Yeah, I'm so confused by my own notes. No, no, because the brother is like, Michelle, your husband's on my desk right now, because you can deal with it. Michelle and she's like, oh my god, I'm so glad. Like, I look at this magazine cover and like, I'm glad I'm married, because otherwise I'd be like oh my god Emery is it weird to think there's like teenage girls who are looking at him like like wow No, I think it's a compliment because it's like I know where he sleeps most and we're not gonna get divorced at all

Not gonna get divorced. You're getting a divorce honey It's like one of the twins over there like, yeah. Good luck with that. It breaths like, yeah, I'm in my longest, I'm in my longest relationship I've ever had. I've with the woman's been in my house for 48 hours. So, uh, Marisa, who's the girl? Who is that? Technically, it's a swiffer, but you know,

I'll take what I can get. The girl left over from the party, I mean she'll be gone tomorrow forever. That's for sure. Mary's like, if I had your longest relationship and he's like, oh no, Ernestine, the housekeeper four years now. He would have a housekeeper named Ernestine. I feel like the only housekeeper named Ernestine Aronsa comes. Like what how did that work out? Her name was probably Leslie or something. He's just like

Hey, Anestine, she's like, uh, hey Mrs. Garrett get over here. I'm gonna buy a giant big toy Okay, so Chrishell comes over to the guys. I'm sick. Do you guys have a second? I'm really excited to tell you now. I know you always joke about meeting passports to get at the valley. But there's a lot of new builds there. Can I just focus there because I know it. I know the school district. You know, Justin and I just thought our dream home in the valley.

It's probably going to be our forever home, just like our marriage and another self. It's going to last forever, so. Bread's like, you know what, I'm big on the valley because like price points have really gone up there. Like we didn't really think anything was gonna happen on the valley, but now look, it's like one, two, five, 10, 20, well, not 20, 10,

million, like a lot of millions. I'm just gonna say valley a lot. Valley. Yeah, we hear that valley village is actually really popping off right now. Well, not 2010, millions, like a lot of millions. I'm just gonna say Valley a lot. Valley. Yeah, we hear that Valley Village is actually really popping off right now. A lot of modern farm homes that Reati Starras are buying there. So I'm really glad you talked to us about this because I'm more excited for me than for you actually in this case.

What? Huh? Okay. You better get ready. Cause I'm breaking up with you. Wait, wait, wait. Do we keep it up? Yeah. You better get ready cuz I'm breaking up with you.

We're keeping up with you. So now we're in Bel Air and Jason arrives. So Jason pulls up at this house and he's in this enormous Bronco like a like a was a Fort Bronco. I forgot what Broncos are. But giant Bronco that he's restored. And like Mary is in like the back. Like, and she's like in the, in the, what's it called? Like the truck bed or whatever, like where you normally keep your, your pales and shovels.

And Mary's just back there, bubbling back and forth, like rattling the, she's like, why didn't we bring the rolls? And you're like, uh, this is the rules of jibs. Why didn't we bring the rolls? And he's like, this is the rules of Jeeps. Mary tells us he spent 200,000 getting it built custom. Now, if I had 2,000, 200,000 of spare, I mean, I'd probably put that into a house, but this guy. A house doesn't always feel the psychological gaps of being the richest kid in school,

but also the shortest one. So you still get picked on. So Bronco, it is. So they go in and look at the house and stuff. And then we meet the new girl, a manza. A manza. So a manza is all about jokes. So a manza goes way back with Jason, like, not 10 years, but like, now she's working's working from because she's always worked in interior design. But now she's working. She just got her real estate license and now she's a manza realtor for hire.

Yeah. And you just see her going. She's like the new bubbly one in the office. Um, so she's like, okay, love this. It's contemporary. And he's like, it's not contemporary. She's like, oh, darn. Oh, I got me heel stuck. I got me heel stuck in the floor. Ah, I get walk. Well, because there's this other realtor there, because they're basically looking at

this home before they started talking to their clients about it. And so there's this other realtor, this smarmy-ass guy with an Allen Alde voice. And he's like, on his phone, like, yeah, kid. All right, this is in contemporary. Tuscan Mediterranean. Get it right. Okay. me ask guy with an Allen Aldevois and he's like on his phone like yeah kid all right this is in contemporary Tuscan Mediterranean get it right okay oh you're kidding you got you got stuck in the you know you're stuck in the deck there's a one and fifty million chance that that could ever happen I'm the happy to you I can't even believe it kid hey you know who's here the city who just got a heel stuck in the floor. 150 million chance. And yeah, all right.

I'll call you back. Smile, it's not this. It's not contemporary. And I like. Let me tell you something, guys. For 5 million 750, find me a better house in Bel Ed. Doesn't exist. It's like they're there, they're there, they're there.

Whatever. You get that one of a kind of experience of walking out on a deck and getting stuck in a slap. That shows that the house cares about you. Yeah, so you take a tour and someone's like, wow, I like that the Jason's like, I like that the masters off the living room and this guy Sean is like, yeah, you're entertaining the kitchen and then some people would entertain in the bedroom. Yeah, like, you're gross. And yes, I realize that our voices don't sound anything like Alan Alda, but that's just our credit direction.

So Jason's like, I love the view. Look, you can see my Bronco. They're like, wow. They're like, great. We'll add that into the brochure. So they go in the bathroom and they're like, wow, I love these showers. It's like two showers that's so neat. And he goes, yeah, you can shower in there and you'll feel unsafe shower in the other one. And Jason goes, his friend, she doesn't shower.

Oh, God. It was a good one, guys. So a good classic classic Jason classic Jason right there. So Amanda, we learn from Amanda that she used to be married to an NFL player and that like, she, they had it all, but then basically, she basically has been like a single mom because I think the guy left after like a year within of having her first child and he doesn't pay child support. And she's like, I want from having everything

to having to scrub my own toilets. Like that was really humbling, having to scrub my own toilets. Yeah, she's like, you know what? Somehow it's worse than actually cleaning the countertop. Those things are real bitches. I'll tell you that right now. So she scrubbed toilets. She was a maid.

She was a nanny. She was doing whatever she could and she put everything she had into real estate. And now she's being trained and getting used to chasing an awesome ploy relationship. So she's like, well, he goes, have you looked at this? Have you looked at it? She goes, yeah, I'm good at looking. Now I need to get good selling. So they start testing her. He's like, what do you say about those doors? Huh? What about those doors? Well, those are obviously sliding mesh doors. Uh, no, not at all. Not that at all. Okay, what about the floors? What do you see? They're clean. And what else do you see? Well, it's a beautiful shack carpet around here. No, it's actually all wood,

all wood floors. All right. Now tell me about that refrigerator. It's very cold and it gets ear wax for some reason. And nobody knows why. That is wrong. You're talking about an ear in the winter time. All right. Not that. This one, Seller. What do you see about this wine seller?

Well, I just see Walt Wall freshly peeled oranges. That is so refreshing. No, it's those are bios of lines, not even a real lion seller. No, you're wrong. And she's like, oh, he's like, what do you call this pool? And she's like, um, the place you pee in the morning,

I'm not an idiot. I've known you for 19 years. He's like, got that one right, Eddie. All right, got that one right. Bye, Lee. All right, you're on the way. You're on the way. So tell me that you hit the valley

also and we'll be square. Great. So back at the way, you're on the way. So tell me that you hate the valley also and we'll be square. Great. So back at the office, Mary Clunkson. She's like, hey girls. This vision you have of Mary is hilarious, because here's one of the perks of watching Crap is on the man. You actually get to see Ronny visually perform as Mary.

And over the course of this recap, she has become a full-on like Mary Annette right she Mary for Mary a short for Mary Annette because it's like now she's just on strings like she's perhaps like there's an electrical current running through her because she's like a Mary you're not gonna see it I tell you next episode you watch. That's all you're gonna see. I crack up every time she walks on, she's not even doing anything this. He's very it doesn't really care about what's going on And I'm more excited than you are actually leave it or not, but but Bret is more like It talks a little bit more like He's like I spent my first nine moccondo last night

Mm-hmm and how there's like um can I come live there with you? Because that sounds amazing. I don't even make you eggs, which is a lot since I'm vegan. Oh, and Jason says that apparently Tarrick data Jason's ex, which makes me wonder, I don't know, makes me wonder about a lot of things. Well, he's mean to all of her boyfriends, right? Like he hates, he's Joe, I guess he likes her or something. And she's like, oh my god, they didn't date. And he's like, okay, well, they went out eight times to something. Okay, there, there, I'm not talking shit.

I'm just saying, she's like, are we already gonna start this with my new boyfriend? Because we're like a meant to be like it's most it's the most comfortable thing I've ever ever been in in my life He's basically a smuggie stop Sometimes we just like go to the Irvine spectrum and just like walk around and be like okay one of the That there's a hot topic around this corner and then sometimes there is and sometimes there isn't because it's really easy to get lost in there Like it is easy to get lost in his eyes. I don't know am I gambling again? Psychlisten, I was single for a short amount of time and you could have totally swept me up

And he's like you were single for four hours So then Davina enters so I love Davina because she's so mean and she's also so awkward and she sort of doesn't really fit in, which is great. And she walks in and and a man's is sitting at her desk because a man's is the new girl, but she's also been around for 19 years with Jason, so she gets priority. So Davina enters and and is sort of like, she has that look as if everyone ordered takeout without her. She's like, here's my salad. Yeah, she's like, do I miss another event for the homeless or something? Like, why is everybody being mean to me? And Mary's like, I'm gonna have a manza sit at your desk if that's okay because I have to treat your things. Yeah, a manza needs to sit at don't ask so you'll just have to we're thinking that maybe you could just like stand in the middle there if you want you could like maybe

rest on the motorcycle but you can't really sit on it because that's very special to the guys so. And my goes uh since I'm manza's the new girl shouldn't she seat somewhere else and divina divina's, oh, no, it's fine. I mean, is Chris Schell coming? Like, singer she can take the last desk. And my guy goes, I mean, it's some point, huh? And some- And Heather?

Oh, good. No, I was just saying, maybe it was Mary, but one of them says, I think she's in the valley, maybe like passing out cards are going door to door. Which is about the most insulting thing you can say on this show. I know it's like dripping with sarcasm. And my sequels should come in at some point. And so Devina just kind of takes the desk

and just starts reading a magazine. I'm like, that's all I read my magazine for the day here then. Yeah, exactly. So then we go to the valley. We're going to like doing, you know? And Chris Shell is just like driving up to construction sites and calling up developers and like, hi, my name's Chris Shell.

I'm with the Justin Hartley's wife group and I just want to say, I'm seeing your development and I would love to really help with my services right now. So anyway, you can call me at 323, I'm just in Hartley's wife. Thank you very much. Yeah. I'm on the back of the car. Just so you remember, it says I was this Melly one, but I'm not anymore. Okay.

Thanks. So good to meet you. So, Steve drives up and her new, her new Tweety bird car. It's probably. It's like a lamb. Yeah, it was like a Lamborghini SUV. So it looks extra stupid. Yeah, I sang.

Hey guys, I'm back. Hi honey. Hi. I was biting on that tongue. And Mary, I will say this. I did notice it here. Mary looks like if she were a Mariana, someone cut one of her strings because she's like like And she's like,

And her eyes wide open and one's kind of twitching like Hi, hi, it's looking to see you Hi, hi, hi, yeah, I feel like Hi, hi, hi, everyone's like hugging Mary It's like, it's basically like, it's like act one seen to a sixth grade musical. Here comes the star walking into the scene. Hi, hi, Mary, hi.

And Mary's like, where am I soothing ears? Where am I soothing ears? Where am I soothing ears? Where are they? I think it's really weird that she didn't get me soothing ears. And I was like, Now that Christina's back finishing all glamorous vacation like Christopher Columbus like doing the whole globe's pretty much like Yeah, that glamorous that glamorous Christopher Columbus travel

Yeah Christopher Chris, that glamorous Christopher Columbus travel. Yeah, Christopher Columbus, cool, going round, whole globes, you know. In 1492, Christopher Columbus sailed vacuum in vagina blue. So just to remind you that she's a star, Christina tells us, um, feels good being back, not gonna lie. They say there's chimney cooks in the kitchen, but there's too many bitches in the office What is someone writing this for you? Where are you coming up to this just stop? Yeah, I think she's getting it from fortune cookies or something. So um Maya's like, yeah, when I'm home with the baby, I have a baby spit in the hair.

And I open the social medias. And I'm like, at Christopher Columbus, and then I realize, it's you and it's like, you're on vote. And I'm like, who's that beach? You know? You fancy beach. I'm like, who's that beach? You know? You fancy beach. I'm like, what happened to the natives, huh? Admit it.

And Christine's like, yeah, I fell in love and was like, let's take a breather, because obviously he's retired. So Bali was beautiful, Antonija, incredible. Oh my God, I just got delivered flowers right now. Thank you so much for the flowers. Every day We would just wake up and be like what should we do now? Let's get up all Yeah, yeah, you know what like we'd wake up and be like let's go to the mall dance

Sometimes I'd say let's go to the mall and he just take me to the mall dance. I was like this. I'm the mall That's an island and I'm like oh my god. My dance. I take me to the mall day. It's like, this is on the mall. It's an island. I'm like, oh my god, my dance. There's something I just don't believe about this woman. I mean, last season, when she just kept getting flowers at work. And now this season, she's like, oh, wow, I've got like a billionaire now. And I've been like all over the place. I want someone to do photo shot tests on all those vacations she was on. Thank you. I need your security. I'm. Yeah.

And I like when she said it. Obviously he's retired. And they're like, yeah, because everyone gets retired at 35, you know. So she's saying they're like, she's. All right. This is what this is my note. Okay. This is so mean.

The minute says, Christine saying he bought the house for us. Mary's face is like angry tuna. That's so mean. Angry tuna. She's like, she's like, yeah, she's like,

I didn't tell anyone in a man. So it's like, um, well, how do you say no to that ring? Where'd you meet him anyway? She's like, um, well, I was showing him a house. He bought it for us. And Christine's like, yeah, I didn't tell anyone

for three months. And Mary's like, but why? When Mary's just like, why do you hate me now? Mary's like, I heard Christine was getting engaged from Divina and not from Christine. And like news like that big should have come from a friend and not Davina who we all equally despise. I mean, Davina, Davina. I mean it's like going to buy a car and then finding out that you came home with a path to go on the bus.

I mean, I don't know. Davina's just we've been together non stop and the Venus like oh yeah Cuz like when you travel with someone like you become so close to them and we're right guys like when you travel with someone right Right and ever and just ignore us to be now Is the end term speaking so Christians like she's like no, you know, I just didn't share my engagement because, you know, I just wanted a way to get back to the country so I could tell people face to face. I don't want to like, individually dial 900 people. And then, and then she goes, and I just, you know, I told him, you know, because she just happened to be the one person I was in corresponds within that time. And, she's like, yeah, I mean, it was over email, but like,

I'm sure she was like, yeah, that's great. Is the ring moist, am I? Like getting a dick in it, Mary is ring. It's also like, if you could email divina, you could email literally everyone, just do like a group email. Like, she's like, I just want to sell everyone on person, except for divina who I emailed. So yeah.

And so my is like, are you going to invite Chris Shell to wedding? Like what's going on with you guys? She's like, we haven't talked like I've reached out a couple of times. Like when her father died, I sent flowers. I sent flowers for her birthday. Have you noticed that there's a pattern of someone who likes to send flowers? I did shit in a bag and put in her mailbox, which I thought was like my way of saying, we're friends, we're joking. There was that. Uh, so Maya's like, well, honestly, it would

be nice. No tension, but it's up to Christina. She crags. He faced. Yeah. So then we go back. Chris Shull still just like driving around the valley. She's just driving around and saying like developers love a follow through. She's just going up and down the same street like pestering everyone. Just giving her a card to the same people over and over. So now it's time for office meeting. And yeah, so this Christine has this big old book this big old calendar that she's writing and Mary's like, oh my god, you used like an old school calendar? Like, that's like a book. Yeah, I'm old school, I'm old school. I like I

like I write check still and then like all the girls like, I'm the same way. I'm the same way. Oh my god, I've read checks to I have to write it down. And then a man's a ghost. I put it in the mail and stamp it. Ladies ladies we got to talk about the twilight event like it's a $0.00 house alright so I want you all to submit your wealthiest clients okay like help walk them through the house, Christine, have you seen it? She's like, I haven't seen it yet. I wasn't ballet and then I was in Indonesia and then I was in Asia. I'm like, those to bring three three to five

of your top clients and then the rest will get from Craigslist. Okay. So we call them up and we'll see you there tonight. Yeah. So they get to this big gigantic management for the trial at party and all the girls arrive. And they're going, oh, it's amazing. And my you just hear my echo, wow, no power line. Whoa.

Wow, no power line. Whoa. This is the house that they spent like a million bucks or something taking the power lines and putting them underground. So like, wow, no power line. Whoa. Whoa. Look there. House is G. A Pat. Look. So everyone's checking out the fancy cars and, you know, saying hi to everybody. And then Romaine comes and kisses Mary. Yeah. Mary's so stressful. Like in every moment with Romaine, it just stresses me out. Like I feel like I'm getting nagged. She's like, oh my god, Romaine, hi, you're here.

It's just that you took forever, but you're here, but it took you so long. But you're here. So that's good. took forever, but you're here, but it took you so long, but you're here. So that's good. I'm sorry. You're not going to call. Have you decided what we're going to do for a wedding yet? Or is it still just a girl thing? OK.

He's like, I know they keep me away from you. Not knowing what he's talking about, I guess, traffic. Yeah, I don't know. So the girls are all chatting, and now it's like, a bunch of the girls, Christina's not with, Christina hasn't even shown up yet, but Mary is there and Davina, and Davina is so slow.

She's basically asserting her new dominance, and she's like, so my boyfriend and I went out to dinner with Christina and Christian, I guess we're just like closer, I don't know. And I was like a $3,000 dinner. And like in between the times we were laughing about how I received that email about how they were engaged. I mean me, Divina.

So they were ordering vintage champagne and special caviar. And I was like, okay, this is a lot. I mean, even though I am in that close circle of yours that receives emails about you being engaged. It's a lot It's a lot and my comes up. She's like, hello, and she's like, oh Divina I was just up there of Mary. I was just telling Divina. I love I just love Christine She's so crazy and Mary's like, oh, I just can't wait to meet this Christian I mean, she said she's happy and that's all I know because she hasn't said anything to me personally

I mean, she said she's happy and that's all I know because she hasn't said anything to me personally. She does like using calendar books because she's old school like that. I do know that. So I think we're still friends. Yeah, I wonder why I didn't get that email. Maybe maybe she finally moved on from that earth link account that she's been using Not a judgment call just saying that that's what Christine has no Christine has an earth like account. I'm starting the rumor right now. Maya's like, so are you excited about your wedding? Is Romania excited suddenly? And she's like, you know, we just have no new rules. So we've got that going on.

Like we finally figured out like, you know, we have to like get the invitation list kind of smaller. So we have like 60 people coming now like 60 so Wow Well, you seem pretty relaxed about it almost as if you had an a pay a drill a be the role So chrysal is outside talking to Heather which chrysal just never learns her damn lesson basically So she's outside talking to Heather, which Khrushel just never learns her damn lesson basically So she's outside talking to Heather on like a sun bench or something and

Khrushel's like, I know you were there for the last time, but like a lot of stuff has happened with me and Khrushdina Since then and Heather's like, I mean, has she been mean to you or like what? to you or like what? It's a show. It's like, well, she had a party that everyone was invited to, but me. And then she sang ridiculous things on Twitter and like making my dad's death about her. And yes, I'm going to pull that card out because it's a good card. And I'm using it right now. So there.

This is the season's smelly kid line. So she talks about how her dad passed away from lung cancer and it was really sad and stuff, you know. And so Heather is like, well, I knew she'd sent flowers and I was like, oh my God, that's so sweet because all I knew was about flowers. But now, like I come back this week and I'm like, wait.

I'm from Sweden. I come back from Sweden. Which was hard. So I was like in week and I'm like, wait. So I go from Sweden. I come back from Sweden. Which was hard. So I was like in Sweden and it was hard. And so now I'm like, what? Wait. Well, you know what?

She tells like one story to you guys, but then she acts in other ways to me. And I just like, I don't want to get in the mud with her because I'm busy in the valley which is its own kind of mud, I guess. So it just like, that's what people believe. Heather's like, I have anxiety and the only way to get over it is to go tattletail to Christine, everything you just told me and get you in trouble

and watch you cry. Okay, be back. I'll be right back. And also, I just want to remind everyone that I did just get back from Sweden recently. So, because that's something we didn't mention, that she says that like a million times this episode, well I get back from Sweden and everything's ching.

I mean, time being one of them. Crazy. So Christine shows up and she gets out of her car with her weird boyfriend. And she's wearing like one of those big muppet furs and like a big long blonde hair and high heels and a good dinner dress. She always looks insane wherever she goes. She looks like it's she looks kind of like a working girl who's being taken to her first take dinner. You know, it's like wow, everything's like wow. Everything's like wow

So she gets there She looks like a spiral staircase She does kind of actually pull me up her looks like a spiral staircase. That's it So she's like I just got a crank tranquility roll on oh no Chris. She'll say oh my god Don't worry. I'm a little stressed about Christine, but I got a tranquility roll on oh no crystal's like oh my god don't worry I'm a little stressed about Christine but I got a tranquility roll on my temple is now officially tranquil I'm a tranquil roll up so she's like I would prefer not to talk to Christine because I don't know what she's gonna do like last time we were at a social event she yelled at me and screamed at me and like humiliated me and called me names.

And like, that cannot happen tonight. Chris shella is full of it too. Cause Christine definitely got like loud, but it was not, listen, it was not like a, we've seen much worse on TV. Much much worse. I agree. She's like laying on a little bit thick.

So Christine parades in like, hi, hi, hi. Hi, I just live down the street now because Christian bought us a house, and now I can sit there on Sundays. And I can get coffee in my own house now. Yeah. And Christine's a side of Heather. And Heather's like, oh my god, I'm so like excited to see what happens with with Michelle tonight and Christine goes, aren't we all done done done

That brings us to the end of selling That's it. It is a funny show to recap. I have to say it is really really funny. It's so silly Yes, so love it. So we will be back tomorrow with a little real housewives of New York City And then next week we will continue with this. We'll start married to medicine LA as we wrap up top chef and Wait for Beverly Hills And season sheen's in the meantime everybody take care of each other right now Chef and wait for Beverly Hills to come back in. I can't wait for Beverly Hills to come back in. Season, shee-eans. In the meantime, everybody, take care of each other right now,

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