Watch What Crappens - Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

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They don't sleep in their beds. Yeah, I've put the bed even on the couch and he still wants to maybe you can see himself. Can you see yourself, Bueller? Okay, I'll talk to my dog this whole time. I see the dog enough, people. Oh, yes, selling some size. Well, actually, before we start, let's

do some shout outs for small businesses, because we are still in the time of Mr. CoVid. So let's give some shout outs to all of you struggling to make it out there in this crazy time. This is a black owned business. This comes from Tanya. This is called CPK Essentials. They sell natural skin care and apothecary.

They also promote local black owned business in their store, including Tanya G. Jullory LLC. The website is CPpk Shea S H E A so Cpk Shea.com and they're located in Westland, Missouri. No, what is M I Michigan? Sorry, it took me a second there. Not the brightest brain on the block, all right. I got a done made me think of California Pizza Kitchen. I got hungry.

I've got one from Katie Myers. She says she has a side hustle called, Katie Myers designs and Decatur Illinois. And this is, I mean, talk about perfect for Mueller. She says she draws digital pet illustrations and has them printed on paper to frame or on mug, drawn pillows. Katie says, I find so much joy in drawing customer pets.

I've even held fundraisers to raise money for local animal shelters. And she also would love to, by the way, send a print of Mueller. Oh my God. So go check out her website, katemyersdesigns.com, and the Myers, it's kate.kate. Myers, M-Y-E-R-S designs.

All one word, katemyersdesigns designs.com and get yourself some cute pet illustrations. That's awesome. I love that. Do it. All right. Let's go over to selling some said this episode. Let's give another business shout out to the Oppenheimer group. Yeah.

They need it. They totally need it guys. This episode for those of you following along at home is on Netflix and it's episode two, oh, four season two episode four. And my mistake is the Oppenheim group, not the Oppenheimer group. I think I've been at the ER this entire time. Wow. So is everything cool between you and the Oppenheim? Since you said Oppenheimer by accident, Ronnie, is everything cool between you guys now? I don't know we're gonna like have to talk about it some more because like I'm gonna table it for now but right now I have one thing to say to you. Hi, hi, hi,

hi, do you want to go to Chichad and order a mechademia? This episode is called the red engagement party, which is pretty funny. That is funny. By the way, I rewashed the scene from last week, or the last episode I should say, of when Davina and Heather went and someone else went to a marry, went to a coffee and Davina ordered the mechademia thing, and Heather was like, is that coffee and Divina goes, yeah, yeah, get up there. Just a little bit, yeah. Divina's pride in order, when she looked at everybody else

to order the macadamia milk, she was like, macadamia? Macadamia, I'm like, whoa, she's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I just want that one. A lot of the cool girls like me now, macadamia. Yeah, look at that. So let's go to Marlboro. Shall we do that? Let's go to Marlboro.

So we're in Marlboro. The girls are arriving in a Converbal. And I don't know, I think it's Mary, Amenza, and Creshell. And they show up to this crazy, to me, to me, a crazy and a bad way house. And like, oh my god, it's so pretty. It's so pretty. And Mary is like, I've been having a terrible time booking a booking place for a wedding venue. Another real estate agent. Sean offered me a $35 million

house in Malibu. So if I get this, it would be Abak. Abak. So this guy Sean, we already saw him earlier this season, when Jason took a man's on like a test run of like what she should be looking for on a listing. It was this guy Sean, the guy who had the Allen Alta voice. He's like, all right, my name's Sean. I got my colors open.

I got bald and I just love me. I'm gonna talk to you. I right, my name's Sean. I got my colors open, I got bald, and I got, I just love me to talk to you. I'm gonna talk to my phone. I got no one's on the phone, but I'm just gonna talk to my phone cause I'm just like a busy real estate agent right now. So yeah, I'm gonna take this call. Take this call. I'll be upstairs, I'm taking this call.

Yeah, this is the asshole who's constantly on his phone to prove how important he is. Like we've all seen him. He said every restaurant in every mall, especially in LA. And Mary's like, you know, like a lot of people have second homes and these guys, I mean, they're just not always here. Like constantly being shocked, you know, like, like little tiny shocks on Mary. This is not a house that's suitable for Mary. First of all, it's Cliffside, so she could fall over at any moment.

And second of all, there's also a little steps and cobblestones. I mean, it is like a full on hazard for Mary. She will bruise herself. She has to be careful in this house. Yeah, a lot of tiles, you know those big clay tiles. A lot of furniture and like poles and it's just it's dangerous for Mary. Also listen, I'm saying this is a poorer person, okay? This house is fug, okay? The design of this house is completely fug. It looks like an olive garden, like the faux paint that faux finishes on the inside. It is ugly, okay?

You're getting a divorce probably because you're living in this hideous crazy house, okay? Oh, spoiler. It is a terrible house and we actually see from some of the aerial shots that it's sort of like at the bottom of a big cliff. It's like it's on a cliff, but it's at the bottom of a larger cliff. And it's like it's so appropriate.

This house looks like it fell off a cliff and landed on another cliff and then no one bothered to pick it up and fix it. They're like, it's just down there. It's like you know what, a frisbee on someone else's roof, you're like, well, the frisbee's gone. It's like, oh, the house. It fell onto another cliff. We'll just leave it there and then someone throw a wedding in it or something, you know, when you look a frisbee on someone else's roof, like, well, the frisbee's gone. It's like, up the house.

It fell onto another cliff. We'll just leave it there and someone throw a wedding in it or something, you know? Yeah. So a man to seize a dolphin in Sean's like, Oh, yeah, the wildlife is crazy here. Yeah, there's sometimes there's like a lion or a cheetah, sometimes a bald eagle. They just come and roost there. The wildlife is crazy in this house.

By the way, the house is also called Il Pelicano, which I think is just such a pretentious name. First of all, you're not in Italy, so you don't have to name your house, Il anything. Second of all, the Pelican, really the Pelican. I mean, who wants a house? That's gonna remind you. I mean, I do enjoy a Pelican.

They're adorable. But I don't think I want my house to connotet like a big giant, they're adorable, but I don't think I want my house to keynote like a big giant... Got it. It's an ugly bird. It's an ugly bird. Can we just say it's an ugly bird? Okay.

It's an ugly bird. A letter of uniform, they're ugly. Yes. And do Pelicans stand on one leg or those... Those are flamingos. Oh, okay. Now, because I was worried for Mary. I was like, you do not need Mary standing on one leg in those heels.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, listen, we all... I mean, I think I like the idea of Pelicans. Listen, I love when I saw the, at the end of Jurassic Park, when that Pelican was flying free and reminding us all about evolution, potent symbology there, okay? But, there's not a word symbology, but it's potent, whatever it is. I don't like Pelicans because there was a restaurant in El Paso where I grew up called Pelicans, and I was a food delivery driver It was like basically before door dash back in the day some guy tried it and it was ended up being the best idea ever

He would be a billionaire right now, but it was I forget what it was called But I used to work there and I was like 15 or something and so I would go to restaurants and pick up the order So I would run inside get the order and come back out and there's like a hill and pelicans and I left my car there and it rolled into the street and I lost my first car that way. So I'm traumatized by pelicans hate it hate the name for your venue it's bad juju. Oh bad juju we don't want but listen just don't name your house after a pelican it's just not necessary or like don't do it in Italian also it's just it's so pretentious for such an ugly house I think if the house were prettier I'd be okay with it But it's already an ugly house and it's trying to be like we're such a cool house

And like you're not a cool house and then you think you're even cooler because you're called ill Pelicano or whatever yeah, I respect it. So Mary is like trying to get the girl into it a brief account about pelicans or a pelican brief if you will Okay, so Mary's showing the girls the house just like That's not a brief account about Pelican's or Pelican brief if you will okay So Mary's showing the girls the house just like girls. Could you imagine? I mean all of us just like standing around It's like wow high goals for your wedding Mary You got they would all be standing next to each other it was like so cramped that deck and like even though they're like, wow, this deck, it keeps going. Like yes, it keeps going, but it's also so narrow.

All your guests will have such a pan they ask to maneuver around that with like waiters, with password derives, failure. And Sean is so LA. He's like, oh, I mean, come on, it's not just this. I mean, the neighbors you'll have here. You've got flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers. And look, there's Lady Gaga right up there. How did we go from flea for from Red Hot Chili Peppers and look there's lady Gaga right up there

Like how did we go from flea for the Red Hot Chili Peppers to lady Yeah, why would start it that matter at your wedding anyway? Hey, there's the the lead singer from faith no more Yeah, he actually has a guesthouse up there and Remember that band delight remember them. Yeah, someone who Who once went to one of their shows. They are they actually have a house down that way. So it's pretty cool I would say So Mary's like well, you know the thing is I wanted a destination wedding so much about like logistically Like it's just not possible so lie and Chris shows like but you're like already on vacation I was like if she is that why she's dressed like a clown, she's wearing like a clown

sailor suit. It's like if clowns decided to do anything goes. I don't know what's going on with Mary. If she is, she's ready for the pelican production of anything goes. So she's like, yeah, but I thought was funny as Mary's like, you know, I just, I wanted to, I wanted a, like a destination so much and like, unfortunately, it's like not going to happen. But like, when I'm here, I feel like I'm a destination so much and unfortunately it's not going to happen. But when I'm here, I feel like I'm a vacation now. And then, Khrushcheol is like, that's exactly how ours felt because when I was in Malibu,

it was a destination without it needing to be a destination because it feels like you're in a destination. That's exactly what Mary just said, Khrushcheol. Yeah. But Khrushcheol is one of those girls who every time you say anything about your wedding, she has to say something about her wedding too. And I actually like Crystal, but it's hard not to be like, oh really, Crystal, tell us more about your perfect wedding. Tell us more, Crystal.

Okay. Amanda's like, I actually got married in Indiana, and I don't think Mary wants to relive that one, am I right? And so Mary is like, I really don't want to go back to that memory. And then Amanda's like, so Mary got food poisoning and she's like, she didn't something like sauce the night before. And she had to leave like halfway through the receptions because she was like literally shitting

and hurling her brands out like all over the wedding cake it was disgusting. And Chris says like, oh my god, now we just got to get your dress. You know, my dress. And my aunt's like, um, and guess list, you have the guess list because we need to do the guess list too. And Mary's like, well, I talked to iceberg last night

and he's like, adamant, but like, you know, I'm not going to let Divina come between me and my marriage. So like, we're happy. We're happy. I mean, we're getting married, guys. We're happy, guys. Like, we're getting married. We're happy. Like, Mary, you're gonna twitch yourself right off the edge of the fucking balcony, okay? Which is pretty convincing people how happy you are. I know Lady Gaga's gonna write a song about a woman who fell to her death beneath her house. So, she's basically like, yeah, I'm not gonna let Divina

come between us. And I'm just like, I haven't said anything yet because I'm just sort of like holding out hope that like all this time, Romain was saying, DeVito, like Danny DeVito's not coming because I can't understand him at the time. So let's hope it works out. Chrishell's like, just ripped the bandaid off and tell her, oh God, as a kid, I wish

I could rip the bandaid off, but we didn't have any. My dad would just put newspaper over my cuts and say, go to school, stupid. I was the kid with smelly newspaper bandids. So, I did a man's, it's so funny because they, they all just, they all are like, Davina's garbage to them. They don't even take her seriously. A man is like, well, can't you just come and, I mean, this place is so big, you wouldn't even see her.

Just like, stick around with the balcony is up there. She's not like a boss. Give her some, give her some, give her, will you call those binoculars? Give her some of the top-right ones. Yeah. It just like, stick her up there, something in plug her in. I us like opera. Yeah. It is like, stick her up there. Something in plug

her in. I don't know. The mario's like, oh my god, this fight with divina is like causing a strain in my relationship. Like, your husband is causing a strain in your relationship. Do you not marry this fucking guy? Okay. This is not going to end well. Yeah. This is not going to be the last time this happens. So, it and he's copying on Cheat on You. So now, so now it's like stealing sunset. Bones like a movie. Bones. It took me up.

You took me for granted. You couldn't see what I could do. But I'm a fighter and I'm feeling you. Beautiful. So that was some classic tricks. Each trick is on fire with this show, on fire. I was sad that we didn't get the Halloween song this week. We had two weeks in a row.

It was like, I'm hot like Halloween. So you know what's wrong talking about? Yeah. So now with Chris Shells, she, like an open house or something. So, she's like chopping pillows, getting it all ready and everything. And up comes the driveway. There's a yellow Lambo Asu dee and out comes Christine in like a hot pink dress. That was like this little tiny Balenciaga tag on the shoulder that I could not stop stirring

at the entire scene. It was driving me nuts. I know it was intentional. And that's what I hated about it even more. She's in so many shades of pink I can't right now. My eyes were just straining like trying to like, cause you know, I'm gay. So I'm like trying to name all the kind of pink. So I'm like, what is this fucking pop quiz?

I'm gay. Sorry. I thought you're going to say something. I thought you were going to say something. I was, but it's, it's good that you stopped it. It looks like a slutty pepped up his model coming up the driveway. Essentially. Yeah, just so many different shades.

So, Christine said she brings clients over and she's like, oh my god, I want you to meet Max and Stephanie. They've been looking for a family friendly home. Losers! And then Trixie starts up again. They've been looking for a family friendly home Losers And then Trixie starts up again. She's like want to see me level up level up level up level level up level up level up Level up level up level up. I'm like okay with Trixie relax. We just like walked in the house Okay, we're in the valley because it's LA and people say things like oh my god. It's a yard

God, it's a yard. Level up, level up, level up, level up, level up. Like a yard is fairly, my dog just left by the way. He's like, you know what, fuck you both. Um, like having a yard. Dream house. Yeah, having a yard is like, well a yard, wow. Hey, there's not someone pooping on your sidewalk. It's definitely worth at least 12, no.

Yeah. So, uh, Christian, so this couple, we've seen them before. So now they're just like walking around, they're touring, but there's also a dog that's parking next door and Krishel is like very worried that that's going to cost them, cost like the sale. And so, but it's okay, it seemed like it's okay. So then they go on this tour and then they come back. Krishel seems like, so what do you think? Did you love it? Did you love it? Isn't it great that there's like a dog barking next door?

It just makes you feel homey for children. Right? Did you love it? Did you love it? And Christine's like running out of there. And Christine's doing that thing where she's trying to sell to you by making you imagine yourself in the house. She's like, do you want to see outside where you'll be laying with your kids?

Like, we know what outside is, Crystal. Okay. And then Crystal walks out and she goes, look, there's your views. Look at the views. There's views for you. Actually, said you wanted views. And then she tells us she's like, oh, Valley views. Ew, it's like comparing cores like to Dom Perignon. It's like, totally different. She calls it Dom Perignon. Dom Perignon. So then she goes back to, do you guys love it? Do you guys, I love it for you.

Like I really, I love this house for you. Okay, do you love it that much? Okay, what do we put in a casual zebra? Okay. And Chris says like, oh look, they did artificial grass. So it will always look perfect. Like is that supposed to be a selling point who wants to live on a putt putt?

You know. I wouldn't mind the putt putt, of course. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. So then they leave. They're like, oh god, get us out of here. And Christine's like, I think they really like the house. I mean, I think they really really liked it.

Oh my god. Oh, she goes, yeah, I could totally tell. And Chris says like, fingers crossed. She's like, can you believe this us working together after last year? Crazy. Yeah, it's so crazy. And I'm like out of my mind trying to plan the engagement party.

I'm like so stressed. I mean, well, actually, I'm not stressed at all. I'm just like my party planner stressed. I mean, well, someone down the line, some poor person stressed right now. So. And it makes me stressed when people are stressed. I mean, how hard is it to get a Cirque du Soleil cast on a plane? I mean, they bend.

Put them in the overhead compartment. Am I right? It should be hard. It should be hard. She's like, you know what? So, Chrishell is like, you know, yeah, they should, they start talking about Mary. Like, this is why Mary is stressed because she's not delegating anything.

She's planning everything by herself. I just keep dropping all those bridal magazines. Bore thing can't stand up straight. I mean poor Mary and I mean poor Mary. Just can't find anything to book for free. And Chris says like, yeah, I know it must be hard. Marrying poor people. I mean, that's why Romaine is so stressed, you know?

And you know, mad about Davina suggesting he's poor because he's poor. Poor hate, poor people hate being called poor. Okay. Yeah. And then they're like, we're just so shocked that Romaine would behave like, remember at the party when he said that stuff,

like I'm so shocked that he would behave that way. And he just always seemed so happy, go lucky. And then like Christine just like swivels off the couch. And Chris says like, huh? What's happening? It starts popping up like doing a little so imitating Romain. You're not coming. You're not coming to my wedding. No. No, not to be not. Not not the Vina which was actually pretty accurate. It was it was actually really good impersonation. I was like we were like what is he talking about? And Chris tells like um okay so anyway what do you oh no goes, so what about your party? Like, what are you doing for yours?

And Christine's like, so in my mind, picture Britney Spears like boy video, like the Zebras. And she goes, are you having Zebraskins? Please, you can't have Zebraskins and Zebras. Cause I feel like you're the kind of person to feed a chicken to a chicken. She, no, no, no, no, no. Which is gonna be like, it'll be like LED lights

and then like a table and then a zebra. And then like the zebra's just like hanging out and they're just like, they're for a good time. So like, you know, like something like that, you know. She's like, that zebra got paid as fuck though, okay? He's like got a Roth account and a CD like, that zebra is rolling around the joke like literally like literally that zebra would have no trouble finding a wedding venue because that zebra has actual money like that

zebra is like getting a real ring for it the zebra fiance and she's like did Christin give you a budget for this and she goes oh hello and she tells us he's he likes he likes buying me things like that's like his love language So sometimes I go into his wallet while he's sleeping and like I take a picture of his amics And then he has a lurch on his phone So I have my Lewis my the Huveeton Rep on speed dial and while he's sleeping I have her by a purse and then I delete the notification while he sleeps Some people call it fraud, I call it love, whatever.

Sort of like the motto for Los Angeles. Yeah, I mean, if you're with somebody that rich, he doesn't know a Louis Vuitton coming out of his black card. I say Nell and Dan. Yeah, get him up style. So then, so, Khrushchell, are you coming to my Zebra Liberation Party or a what? I was like, so about that,

I wanted to talk to you about that. So I love that you and I got into like, where we can work together and share a client together and like talk about Zebra's together. And it's like not awkward, but I also feel like it's inappropriate for me to be there, so I respectfully decline because it just feels too sleet and so on. Oh no. It was so weird, and she's like, well, don't you think it would be more awkward?

Not coming. Yeah, and basically, Krischelle is like, look, I'm like, so, you know, I said, like, I'm cool to be friends with you, but like with a wall up, like basically, like, I would, like, our friendship to be like, I put on a hazmat suit, like an emotional hazmat suit, and I keep you that far away and never really let you in because you're basically a toxic person, and like, I don't want your toxicity in me. So if I go to your party, I'm basically poisoning myself with you and that's all I'm saying.

Yeah, Chris Shell definitely watches the bachelor because on that show, you just say walls, like I have walls up. Well, how do I get your walls down then you spend the season like, oh my God, is he getting my walls down? Maybe he's getting my walls down. And then if they think they're gonna make it to the finals

they go, oh my God, I have to tell you something. You brought my walls down. And now I'm in love with you. Not I love you. I'm in love with you. And then they say, okay, you make it to the finals. And then if you want to get all the way to the finals, you say, I'm, I love you now. Like it's all these steps you have to take. So Chris sells like you are not getting walls down on episode four. Okay, but not yet. Not yet. Yeah.

So Christine's basically like, she's like, well, obviously I'm shocked. And I didn't realize we're on such different pages. And obviously my feelings are hurt, but to be fair, I wasn't really listening to you because I was just buying another Louis Vuitton bag real quickly. So what was that you said? Thanks. And Chris sells like, well, I don't want to hurt your feelings. It just seems disingenuous. And she's like, disingenuous for me to invite you.

It's like, no, for me to come. It would be just disingenuous. And she's like, oh my God, disingenuous. I don't want to be disingenuous. Are you saying I'm not smart? No, I'm not saying this genius. I'm saying, no, like it just feels like I haven't met Christian before and like, he'd be like, oh, there's that girl who like hated you at the end of the sudden, she said my party and I just feels like weird and I also have a husband

so I think I'd rather be with him right now. So I don't know. Yeah, and she's like, well, I don't hate anyone. Okay, I hate a few people, but not you. And she's like, yeah, but I hated you. So like baby steps. This is so weird. Just go to the fucking party.

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So now we're in sunset plots at another listing that Mary is having and I don't I'm sure you saw this But that we see Mary putting like some papers on a table and Mary like does a full Mary lurch box like The papers down it's like how did you trip while you were standing still, Mary? Well, a four bedroom, two bath, 32 million. Did I write this? Oh, was it 32 million? Or maybe it's 3.2 million or something.

That sounds good. All I know is that they showed a house in the hills. That was like, at one point they showed a house in the hills. That was like 2.5 million. And there's a house around the corner for me And I'm not in the hills and it's going for 2.3 million So that just shows the bullshit of the LA market like there's no reason that the house around the corner for me Should be 2.3 million

So Mary tells us that her clients bought this place as a flip and it was a bank owned property and She's gonna show Chris who's looking for an investment property. And she's gonna show Chris, she's looking for an investment property. This one. It could be perfect. So Chris walks in the door and like Mary's like f**king something outside and he's like, he walks up to Mary's chair

and she's like, oh, I hate you. She's like, I hate to see you there. And then Jason comes in mumbling. He's like, oh need to see you there. And then Jason comes in mumbling. He's like, ah, I brought somebody to. I brought a girl here. Hope you don't mind, Mary.

I'm so good. I brought tossing in Dion mixed with some Laura Bonanti. All right. Hi. All right. We're going to just show some of the house around. All right. Okay.

So we got stairs. We got floor. There's got walls. The walls are made of wall material. It's a sea of things. And so let's come over here. And the lady that he's showing around has like this weird tight face. She goes, Hello, Barry. Mary's like,

a male. Well, I didn't realize that Jason would be showing up here. But to be fair, I also didn't realize that my client was right behind my back this entire time. So they're talking over each other as they try and show their perspective clients this place. And Jason's like, you know, they've paid 1.2. They spent 200 on holding cause. Like I can see where this million went.

You know, like, like, I just, like, just, you know, that girl's got a tight line. I got to really hurt me to think for myself while that droning voice is going on. Sorry, I'm not focusing on the house. I just I'm distracted right now. Um, so this lady of mail is like, well, as long as we get a good interest rate, all right. So basically, a mail and Michael, I think after I was named Chris, they both want to get the place as an investment to rent it out. So kind of fucked up, I think,

that Jason would crash Mary's listing with a client who wants the same thing. I guess maybe I'm the one, maybe he'll cause him to bid a pie, but that's potentially like fucking Mary out of a deal. So, yeah, I'm not sure how that works because it's his company. So I guess they're all his listings,

but who knows? Yeah, I guess so. So he's like, come on Mary, like you're asking for too much money. It's right on the street. And she's like, it's sunset, plaza, everything's right on the street, which is so true. I mean, you just heard Chris, she'll get so excited about a yard. Okay. Yeah, exactly. It doesn't even happen in the hills at all. Okay.

Well, as far as I can see, I don't see any TVs in the floor. So why are we even like, that's that's like taking a lot of dollars. Yeah, you should take five dollars. It's no. No, there's no point in being here. No Edison bulbs. All right, that's it. $2,000, right? You're down to $2 now. Listen, it's totally embarrassing to take an offer

under $3 million for the client. And it's not just me. It's like embarrassing to the company, OK? They keep on talking about what's embarrassing to the company. I'm like, how many times does it remind you you you're on a reality show right now? Yeah. So it's like, you know times does it remind you you're on a reality show right now? Yeah. So he's like, you know what? We'll deal with our clients.

And you know, you deal with your client and I'll deal with my issues. You know what we're gonna do? You deal with your client and I'm gonna deal with my client. He's like, he just said that. Yeah. Listen, don't stress me out anymore.

Okay, I'm like at my what's end. Okay, this what I guess costing me so much money, costing me so much money because, I mean. Okay, this wedding is costing me so much money. Costing me so much money because, I mean, it's costing Romaine so much money because he pays for all the bills. Not me. Costing Romaine so much. Just saying that on public record, Romaine,

I did not say it's costing me money. It's like, oh, this wedding talk, I'm getting a rash. Oh, commitment, I'm just a guy. So then we get a doctor song. I don't know. This is doctor song. Make it, make it what you will. And then we,

Well, wait, before that though, Mary starts saying, she's, like, Mary has this weird monologue where she's, she's like, and he's like, hey, don't yell at me, yell at me, yell at me and remain. And she goes,

no, I just, I do, I want him to be happy. I want him to be happy. And like, I don't want to be mean. I just, I don't want him to think that I don't want to marry him. I don't want him to think that I don't want to marry him at all. Like, I totally want to marry him. Like, 1,000%. I so, I want to marry him.

Like, I so, I'm not trying to say this. We're happy. We're so happy. We're so happy. I'm pretty sure if I say it one more time, it then becomes official. So, we are actually happy. We're happy. We're so happy. We're so happy. I'm pretty sure if I say it one more time, it then becomes official. So we are actually happy. We're happy. So we go to another house. This one's 25 mil under construction. And it's the one that Brett and Maya went to look at still a big plot of dirt. Yeah. And Maya's like, oh, it looks so much

different than last time. So like how big is this basement? And he's like, oh, it looks so much different than last time. You know, I was like, how big is this basement? And he's like, the biggest in Beverly Hills, of course. And he's like, you know what, only one week a month, they let us take out dirt from this place. So then we just sit on our hands the rest of the time. What do you do with all that dirt? What do you do with all that dirt? You take it to Jason's house?

Okay. You take it to Jason's house? Okay. You take it to Jason's. Dr. Jason? Dr. Jason? I'm kidding. Last time we were here, I was telling you I'm pregnant. And he's like, yeah, and you had a baby since last time we were here and all we did was build a big hole. You know?

Can you play musical chairs, but with dirt? Musical dirt? Hey, let's play musical chairs, but with dirt musical dirt? Hey, let's do fun game. That's a fun game. That one. It's a fun game musical dirt. You run around dirt and you say, I want to sit on that dirt, but there's enough dirt here that we can all sit down. So he's like, all right, here's a quiz. What do you call shovel ready? She's like, RTI, see, I learn a lot of pregnant. Whoops. I cannot break ankle because she's like tripping. She's like, are the I see I learned a lot of pregnant whoops, I can not break ankle because she's like tripping She's like I can not break ankle. I'm mom now So what we're gonna do here. There's gonna be the biggest basement in the Hollywood Hills and

We've decided to go on from television in the floor We're gonna put a tree and those gonna be a tree in the basement. It's like a tree grows in Brooklyn But it's called a tree grows in grows in basement. I will put it right there Yeah Brooklyn, but it's called a Treeson Basement. I will put it right there. Oh, you're not, uh, you're not going to be included in this basically at all. Just, just wanted to show it to you again, but you're not part of this. All right, we'll find another deal for you. She's like, what the heck? I'm disappointed because he takes me to this tour. I thought he make me co-list, but it's to brag he make money. No more musical chairs with that guy.

No musical there. No, no, no, you not do that. So now it's Amanzas first open house. So it's her first solo open house. And she has dressed for the occasion by wearing some crazy shoes. Like it was like the matrix meets Hollywood Boulevard. I couldn't really make any sense of that. Yeah, it's like leather, it's like leather skirt and like lace. And she's just trying to plug in a lamp,

you know, the show's so fucking funny. I can't get that to work. So I guess we're just going to return that works. Like, so for any perspective, buyers or sellers, please feel free to trust millions of dollars with this woman who does not know how to plug in a map. She would try to plug in a map also. So then tricks, so well, Tricky just has to stupid. You ain't saying nothing like that. It's nothing like that. Which is funny because she's saying you ain't seen nothing like this. And then Mary shows up in a pink dress that looks exactly like Christine's from earlier. shows up in a pink dress that looks exactly like Christine's from earlier.

Except Mary's has like a slash cutout, which is probably not part of the design, Mary just probably like, Torit, Jane off the hanger. Like, ugh. Okay, all right, hanger's almost out. Oh no, it's caught. Oh, okay, just made another cutout. And this is, I think, the truest scene ever

because you see what really comes in off the street at an end of the house. This guy's like, hey, I just wanna look at the place. Love this bathroom, like sure you're pinging on the floor. Yeah. Yeah, Guy named Charlie shows up and he's like, he looks bored. He looks like someone deared him to go up into the Hollywood Hills and do an open house. He's like, hi, I'm Charlie. Yeah, I'm looking to buy.

Yeah, so can I like look around? Okay, and the only good but but it's worth it because at one point He goes off to look and then Mary and Charles. I'm sorry Mary and and a man's are talking and then Charlie comes it back out of nowhere And just like walks in between them. He's like, excuse me Charlie comes it back out of nowhere and just walks in between them. He's like, excuse me. Random like Charlie like cameo through the conversation. So Mary starts testing a man's, she's like, what's the square footage? I don't know. When was it built? When did it come on the market? Try and plug in that lamp right there. You'll try. I

Then once a man says dealing with clients. I don't know if you noticed this But Mary started doing major Mary shoulder work. She then like was like slinking around the the scene going like this It's like her back was to a man's up But she created her neck all the way around her shoulder like yeah That's her favorite thing and it's so funny that she's best friends with Christine because she's always like looking completely around her shoulder. Yeah. That's her favorite thing, and it's so funny that she's best friends with Christine, because she's always looking completely over her shoulder, and Christine's always looking at people's sideways. Like, they have some weird sideways talking thing going on between the two of them.

I think Mary is trying to will her head to do a 360 swivel. She's like training it. She's like, well, I got pretty far. I've gotten to about pretty far. I've gotten to about 190 degrees. I'm working my way up to 200 degrees by the end of the summer and that maybe next year, I'll be at 360. So Mary is like, um, listen, you know, if you don't know the details, there's sheets with

the details on them. And Amanda's like, Oh, all right. Well, I guess I'll just use the sheets. And so she starts passing out the sheets. The people as they come in and she goes, see, I learn. I learned that if I have a stack of papers at the front of the house, I can actually pick one up and give them to people. And Mary is like, she's also doing the Christine lip thing. She's like, so you can hang,

okay, hang out the sheets to people, huh? Huh? Like what is happening with Mary? She is melting. Mary just gets crazier with each episode. So then a guy comes in with a little girl and she's immediately comfortable in man's eye because she loves kids and stuff and so she's, you know, the kids not asking her the square footage of anything which I'm sure helps. And she shows her the Koi in the Koi pond. And basically get rid of them. And meanwhile,

what's her buttons? Christel has come over to check on her too. And they just like sit there. Mary and Christel just like sit there on the couch gossiping while all these people are going through the house. They do. And then like a man's a with him, and Mary goes, you're doing really well. We've been watching. In case you haven't noticed the woman who seems to be all back, but then also has a face, that's me looking over my shoulder. This is just, yeah.

I'm watching. And Chris says like, so what about, what are you going to do about Heather? Have we talked about Heather? Yeah, what are you going to do about her? And Amanda's like, oh God, like seriously? Do we have to talk about fucking Heather in every scene I show up in?

Seriously, so yeah, basically Amanda's like, I've got bigger things to deal with. I've got like, I may have to pursue a full custody with my, you know, with my kids. Excuse me, I just forced a bird pat of me. So then basically, basically a man's as baby daddy is missing or just not showing up. And so again, there's something going on there that we don't know what it is, but it's not good.

So she's dealing with that. Yeah, and then dragonflies come in the house, right? It's basically Brent and Jason, like a flying version of Brent Jason uh... how's that fly how's over now oh yeah oh yeah you know take off a million got familiar

i'm rocking like i'm on a boat so i'm really destroying this chair rocking like Mary so then um... so then Mary gets a call from Sean the realtor uh... yes so unfortunately the owners of ill-icano, that very fancy and classy house. You saw at the bottom of a cliff. Well, they were in the midst of a divorce and like the wife was all for the wedding, but the husband's not on the same page.

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I love to have a dragonfly. I love to have a dragonfly. I love to have a dragonfly. I love to have a dragonfly. I love to have a dragonfly. I love to have I love it. Tariq, that's on camera. I love it. Just doesn't stop. I mean, I feel like a stepmom, not saying I'm gonna accelerate this relationship, but I am gonna start calling myself a stepmom now. Yes. And Maya tells us, oh yeah, talk to me when you are trying to run around in 10 inch heels with a baby spit on you. Okay, talk to me then. Okay. It just makes me realize I don't think I want one of my own. No, I don't think so. No, no, not at all. That's probably because Tarak said he doesn't want to have another kid. So now she's like processing it as I realize I don't want

a kid either. Yeah. So, um, Christianel's like, if anybody, if anybody want to get something in Santa Monica, give me a call. Okay, I have people looking there andlle's like, if any, if anybody want to get something in Santa Monica, give me a call. Okay. I have people looking there and Heather's like, what? I am so out of the loop.

Like I can't even hear what's going on because it's hard raising kids. And I'm just going to shut up in this back desk because I would know what it's like to be a mother. So I'll just be back here. It's just it's so hard to hear what's going on in the office when you have the burdens of being pretty much a step mom and you just had a hot chai tea. It's just hard back here, it's hard. And Christine's like, I'm facetiming you

because you're all the way in the back of the office or his marry would say the front. Because Mary said it's all jerked around with the back of the top. Oh look at Mary, She's using the chair for support for her armpit. Okay. You have Mary, the classic arm on the back of it. She did it this entire

episode. Every time they showed her, her arm was like on the back of the chair and she's just got a sideways look. She's like, yes. So, Mary comes more comfortable than when she's in a swivel chair. Yeah, Mary comes just clonking in. Like, literally clearing the door. Like the door shops close, she's like, whoa.

She's like, she's coming down a really stony hill. You know, like, whoa. A hill that was like more steep than she was expecting. So she's having to accelerate her. Whoa. I held that was like more steep than she was expecting so she's having to accelerate her said whoa. And this is so L.A.T. Brett goes, hey did Fredericks team get back and Jason goes, no, they're a burning man. So then all the girls, it's basically like every middle school musical that we ever participated

in or went to. We're like the principal walks on and then all the kids who only were given one line. They have to be on the side being like, hey, what's going on? Because Mary comes in and everyone's like, hey, Mary, what's going on? What's going on? Mary, Mary, Mary, what's going on? Hey, Mary, hey, hey, hey. It's like right before the big, Mary's big musical number, you know? And she's like, oh, I think felt through.

Oh, I think felt through. And Maya's like, Mary's big musical number, you know? And she's like, Oh, what I think fell through. How bad it fell through. And my is like, what's your options? And she's like, I just, I don't know what to do. I mean, our family members booked planes to come here. I mean, it's less than five weeks. I'm just I'm torn. I'm torn up. Heather goes, they did. Oh my God. I just know that when Tarkin and I get married, oh my God, I'm not just flying so many people. Thank God no other children for me because I just couldn't have kids at this point.

I just couldn't be a lot of heart. It would have been so difficult booking those flights for all of your family if you were a mother. I mean, just juggling travel loss of being babies. And Samarro is like, I'm torn between pushing this wedding back and like Romaine and I are fighting all the time. And just I honestly, I rather not do it. I'd rather not do it.

And then everyone's like, Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, I was like, I'm not going to cry. I'm just going to do that open finger fan. I'm not gonna cry. Mary. No Mary, I think Christine says you're doing joint wedding. This is good right? Joint wedding musical weddings, okay? You stand there and she does your wedding then you move and then you push her out and you do wedding there Musical weddings and then you push her out and you do wedding there. You'll look away things. Christine's like, or you can always get married to Jason's. I'm just going to pass that ball of toxicity over to Jason now.

Of course Jason has to make it gross. He's like, Hey, there's no consummating the marriage in my house. Oh, creepy Jason. Jason. And Mary goes, console me. What is this word? This is like pooping. They're like, no, and Christine goes, oh, I have that too. And then Jason's like, you know what you should do.

You know, one thing that we could do, but they're like not listening. They're like, I'm married. Marry an umbrella. What at a time? I'm just trying to talk, but they just like fully ignore him. And so now they're getting like mad, like the little emperors are mad now. So they're like,

so they're like huffing and puffing over there. And then Heather has this great idea. She's like, you could do a big restaurant and like rent out a room. Yeah, oh great, great idea Heather. I'm sure they had not thought about that at all over the past three weeks or three months of wedding planning, a restaurant with a room.

Mary is just looking for some free shit, okay? That's basically what's going on here, because she could have had a place in two seconds. And then Christine goes, what about a big reception party? I'm pretty sure that's what they're trying to bug So Jason's like, oh, I'm gonna text Lizzy Lizzy any idea for Mary's wedding venue. I put a bug in a rear I did it and Chris shows like you know, uh, Chris shows like you know, you should do franta yacht Yeah, that's why I first realized I was gonna become a mother on a yacht and now I am a mother I was going to become a mother on a yacht and now I am a mother. And then Christine goes or get a hotel or a restaurant. I like these like the most basic suggestions.

I'm like, I'm pretty sure they've liked it. These options. Here's what you should do. Find a structure that has four walls and electric outlets. You're set. And they're good. Disney land, right? Or is that the mother in talking? Have you thought have you have you considered the play place at McDonald's? Oh, sorry, I

just have these mothering instincts now. So, Chris sells like, um, uh, oh, Chris, oh, goes, well, maybe it won't be a problem after all with the VNAC, because we'll all be disinvited. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Glyzzy, who is Mary's client, by the way, we saw her last week or something like that. And Mary's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, she can have the house. And so, so Jason's like, hey, Mary is, I got Lizzy on the phone, Fuyu. And she's been having some trouble getting the TV out of her fluid, just kidding.

She has big news for you. And it's like, you know, it's like we would be honored to have you're winning in our house, be happy. And so Mary is very excited. And everyone starts clapping. Everyone's like, yay, Mary. And there goes congrats, Mary. And Christine goes, Heather, could you FaceTime that? Because I can't hear you. And then Maya goes, why are we clapping? What happens? Someone pooped. Someone's not consummated no more. Very good.

Are we going to a dirt pile now? We plan to go to the dirt pile. So now let's go over to Christine's engagement party. She shows up in her Dom outfit for the day. And there's a zebra there just eating all the plants in the venue. Yeah, Christine looks like a bordello Like she doesn't look like she's in a bordello style. She looks like the actual bordello itself like she looks like all the

All the bordello day rooms So she's coming up with oh no divina and Heather so up. Yeah, a lot of Christians doing poses with Zebra. She's just basically like... I'll put some of the Zebra. So then, so Dabina and Heather arrived. This is the first we're seeing Dabina all episode long. For as much conversation as there's been about Dabina, she doesn't seem to be in Violeta like really any events. She's not even in the office.

So she finally, now she's finally appearing. So she walks in and divinas like, what is happening? What is this party? I know. And Christine takes Heather and she goes, oh my God, I've got to sit down. My feet are fucking killing me. And Heather goes, oh my god, those are like stripper shoes and she goes, I know, right. Thank you. Thank you so much. Those shoes make you look super slutty. Thank you. Thank you so much. Christine's like, I love that there's a casual zebra behind you. I mean, just cash, just chilling. And then like the party planner who looks sort of like a teddy melon camp type, she walks up and she's like, hey, Christine, big news, someone. I know this is hard to believe.

Someone sent you flowers. You got flowers again. You got flowers again. You got flowers, Christine. Oh, I was worried we were going almost a full episode without Christine getting flowers. I know. I was like, did Christine just sent herself flowers again? I mean Jesus Christy does this ever get old. Yeah, so supposedly they're from Crishell and Crishell's like hope you die in a fire

Hey, too walls up, but have a great party And so Christine's like yeah first. I was like my friends were really hurt that she's not coming and Heather's like I didn't know she's not coming And it's everything when I'm back at the office worrying about being a mother. Yeah, did she suddenly have children because of that's hard And she's like no, she declined me. She hiesmaned me She said he's been I thought she said ice me. I wouldn't know what she said heives meant me. She said, I thought she said, I used to me. I wouldn't know what she said, he's meant me and I know because I have this show on closed captions because it cracks me up

that cracks me up watching what they're really saying because something's passed and you just don't even think about it and you're like, did she just really say like that whole macadamia thing? I don't think I would have even caught that had I not seen it. I was like, macadamia thing. I don't think I would have even caught that had I not seen it. I was like, macadamia. So Heather goes, I'm sorry what?

But what does it mean when you high spits somebody? I really don't know sports term, right? I think that Christine was like actually playing Madlibs with herself. Like she was like, it was a blank there and she had someone wrote in high event. She had to say it. Highest man to me. Well, there's the highest man trophy. Yeah. Is that like, you know, someone who with the trophy for the best

person in sports who wasn't invited or who refused an invitation to go somewhere? I mean, I know that urban dictionary. To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way, this definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as is Oh, yeah, going like this. Yeah, he's like, you're not doing somebody. Oh, okay, look at look at there. You learn something. Anyway, as Heather would say, I'm sorry, what? as Heather would say, I'm sorry, what? And she got what? What? And Christine's like, yeah, she said disingenuous

whatever that is. Like I didn't even disgenuous. I don't even know who that is. And Heather's like, um, sounds like she's putting up a wall. I think Christine goes, yeah, I'm aware. She goes like the great wall of China. I love it. I love it.

I love it. And Divina's like, well, it's nice that she set flowers. You know, that's nice, which is weird that Divina was oddly sort of sort of backing, Khrushchev. Unless you think for a second. So she can look nice before she throws around to the bus in about five minutes. So Mary and Romaine come in and Mary's like, it's a zebra. Wow, there's so much taking here. So there's a bunch of mingling and woos. That's

what mine. I'd say mingling and woos. Yeah, there's a lot. And divina is giving me like a fake smile to remain, which is great. And Jason is wearing this like tacky red velvet blazer. He's like, yeah, I don't really have a lot of opportunities to wear this. So of course, when I found out the theme was red, I was like, I gotta wear it. So yeah, I just want you to know that this blazer also is substitute for my personality right now. So enjoy it. So the girls are taught orders are being passed around and someone says they're vegetarian

and Maya. It's Maya. It's Maya. No, no, someone says they're vegetarian and Maya goes, so are you Presbyterian? And they're being accused. No, that's a religion, Pascotarian, she met. She's like, oh, this Pescahtarian, consummated vegetarian, Pescahtarian,

and the Presbyterian. What is Presbyterian? What is Presbyterian? Huh? So funny. I wrote this, no, why don't I even write this? It's just so funny with this show, because I wrote Christine to Amanda.

You look amazing. We both did the snatch pony. Heather is talking to a crystal telling her that no, she's talking to Mary saying that crystal sent flowers. Mary's like, baby steps. I have babies. We know. We know how they're so how they're like, well, what about Devina? Have you talked to her yet? And Mary's like, well, me and Romaine are still fighting about it. Even though we're very happy, we're totally happy. And Maya's like, well, you have to say something because everyone else knows. And it's not good press press, but Terry and the view to just hide things like this.

And by the way, Devino is like a foot away. Like she's literally like right there. And so Mary's all nervous. So Mary's like, okay, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. Cause the other thing is with Mary is she's like, I just don't think that this is not the right time to do it though.

We can all agree, right? This is not like do it. So she's like, okay. So she's like, I would normally,, so she's like, I would normally, I would never do this at Christine's party, but I have to rub up to pull the bandaid off. So I'm going to do this. So she pulls the Vina aside and she's like, divina, I feel like absolutely horrible doing this, especially after you introduced me to a macadamia milk. But especially after you introduced me to a macadamia milk, but I'm trying everything I can to not do this,

but Remain is being adamant that you're here. Hold on, let me tell you this over the shoulder. It might be easier for me. It might be more comfortable. Remain is being absolutely adamant that he doesn't want you coming to the wedding. I feel horrible, absolutely horrible. And down it.

And I was like, you know, Kristen, Christine told me. So I'm just so sad that you felt the need to tell all of our friends. And she's like, I didn't tell, I didn't say any, I didn't say it, it remained dead, but she's like, but it makes me look like a clown asshole that you would like to do this. Everybody knows, like everybody, like every single person knows, all right? I went to Adnon's house and I was like,

okay, we'll sell this for 170 million. And he was like, you're disinvited to the party. I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm shocked. I have no idea why Christine would do this. I mean, I am confused, I'm hurt, I'm angry. I'm a little dizzy, a little wobbly right now. I actually think I just fell over. Am I on the floor or am I still standing on the canine?

Anyone tell me? Anyone? Yeah, Mary's like crying. She's like, but I mean, he was drinking. I'm saying, I can't believe you would do that to me. Like, I'll go to you. And Mary's like, but I have, he was drinking. I'm saying, I can't believe you would do that to me. Like, I'll go to you and Mary's like, but I have to take the side of my man. She's, of course, but I just wish that you wouldn't

like disrespect me. Like, I wish that he wouldn't disrespect me. And then Damiya's like, okay, so is, she does this thing where she like picks her head up. She's about to go in for the kill, so she picks her head up before asking a question, and then she drops it down. So she's like, so is Khrushal coming to the wedding?

Okay, so Khrushal is coming to the wedding. Okay, okay, it just sucks because I'm getting singled out. So yeah, you're basically a bitch. Yeah, yeah. The Mary is like, well, I mean, he works so hard to like, for people to say he doesn't work. And like, he didn't buy me a diamond. Like, he didn't like to use that badge.

Like, I'm direct. And maybe he didn't like that. And it's like, yeah, he didn't like that. You know, but you know what? It's Christine's party. I'm like, you brought it up. You know what I'm gonna say? Like, oh, okay, I just dropped a bomb on you.

Now you can't be mad because we're at a party. And I kind of loved how Divina was kind of like, she wasn't crying or anything. She was just sort of like, like fuck you basically. So then, so then we see Christina and Christian, they make a toast. They're like, Christine's like, guys, can we stop taking photos?

This is like not an IG photo session. All right, that was beforehand with the zebra, okay. All right, so come on guys, come on. I'm trying to make a speech, trying to make a speech, okay? Yeah, and so she gives her his, and I write it down, but then he's like, you know, Christian gets up there and he's like, I met you in Beverly Hills not even a year ago, like two months ago, right? Something. And he's like, I met you in Beverly Hills not even a year ago, like two months ago,

right? Something. And he's like, and I fell in love right away because she wore a red dress. Like, this is a love story for the ages, okay? And because, and literally, we were in the car, and we just like had instant banter. So like, I love you so much. Just that really, really special. She wore a red dress and she spoke to you. So then the Venus links up to Romain and she's like so friendly. She's like hi Romain. Can I just like talk with you for a second? Okay great great. Hi. Hi. How are you? Okay. I'm just gonna brush my hair by my ears, my scene is to remove. Okay, so obviously I heard you didn't want me

on your wedding, but I wanted to talk to you directly sort of the opposite of what you did to me, right? I'm gonna be direct with you. And if your feelings are hurt because you're a little bit of a pussy, I guess. And if you're offended by me because C point A about you being a pussy, I just wanna know that. So. And he's like, the point not even like you're offended by me because C point A about you being a pussy, I just want to know that. So.

And he's like, the point he'd not even like you telling like, yeah, like I could have told you, but the point is what you said. And I was like, do you not even make any sense, but you're very angry. I'm like, I'm getting that part. And Diffie and I was like, but first of all, the whole office knows like, forget my feelings. Like think about our friends in the office He's like oh Mary Mary's her friend and she's like yeah, he's like oh okay So when I got her ring it doesn't fucking matter what I got he could have been rubber band And she was okay rewind rewind he's like I don't know what that means okay You should have never made the comments like that if he's your friend is fucking bullshit

She was well if it's fucking bullshit, then why did you get, just, well, if it's fucking bullshit, then why did you get her real diamond if it's fucking bullshit? And she's like, when I get her, the ring, I said, you deserve a diamond and sometimes somewhere you will pay for your diamond yourself. Okay? And to me, it's like, well, so do you think it was like a sensitive situation for you? And like, you took it like a little bit too serious, there's really only one answer to that, by the way, it's called a rhetorical question, right?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like you're full of shit! Full of shit! And it's like, oh my god, I didn't know it was hypersensitive, like, to get in my face a year later. And so she tries it again. She's like, so, Khrushcheol made a comment about the prenup, but that's okay.

And he's like, when she asks this question, if you really have a friend, then you know she doesn't spend scent for me. Every time I go out, I pay everything except all those times on camera where I forget my wallet. And you'll say to Khrushcheol, yes, she pays for everything for him, she needs a prenup, she's bullshit and if you don't know the person you can shut the fuck up and you don't make comment like that, that's it, we're good! And then he like runs, I was like what the hell dude, I don't know what it's like

where you grew up but you know fucking talk to women like who's strong with you. No and you don't, and like, you may think that Divina's a bitch or whatever, but she still works with your fiance and you just get over it. So he, so he storms away and then Divina is like sitting on this bench and there's this like fire dancer, just like standing there, just like, this is awkward, but I have to continue my set. So I'm just gonna throw this fire in front of Venus face. God, and Mary's like, okay, well, your life is still alive, and then it just cuts to Divina on the bench, like, alone.

And let's go. Wait, can we also, can we just like, before we wrap this up, can we just also circle back to what Mary was confronting Divina and telling her? Because Mary's like, I feel horrible. I feel horrible. And Davina's kind of like, but this is fucked up. Like, why would you like tell everyone before me? And then immediately pretty much Mary's like, well, honestly, he worked hard. And you made fun of the fact that he worked hard.

I'm like, so you, like, you're trying to act like it's so horrible. But you actually kind of are like, you are siding with Romaine, which is finding is your man. But like, don't act like you are so like, this is horrible. I'm so sorry. And then like, immediately she's like, well, actually, what you said wasn't in it. You know, yeah. Well, I think they're right to be annoyed with Tavina. Like I can see that.

I just don't know. Romain's scary. Like I wouldn't marry somebody who talked like that to a woman. Or my friend, but like a special like he's this gross He's prideful in stubborn and she seems very scared of him and she's very concerned about I just want to make sure he's happy Yada yada yada and I don't think it's like it doesn't seem like it's a relationship built on mutual respect He's mean he has really mean eyes like when he was talking to Mary last week being just a total asshole

He was just he's just really mean. He has like mean little B.D. eyes. Not a not a good man. Run girl. He's an asshole. So and that was the end of that. Listen Mary, you're a Los Angeles, okay? If you just want a young piece of ass, this is what you do. Walk into a room and just say I'm a producer. You're done. You're done. You're done.

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