Watch What Crappens - SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi! So today's a very special day because it's the season three season premiere of Selling sunset Which is available on Netflix. It's not Bravo Obviously pretty much I'm sure everyone has just watched all the way to the end of the season But we take it one day at a time, okay? So we're only on episode one We're just gonna watch an episode a week and recap every week So we know a lot of people are probably ahead of us, but we're just gonna save with the experience.

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and son team. Their Instagram is Instagram.com slash clean air concierge. And website is clean air concierge.com. Fan. Fantastic. Alright, well, let's jump into the selling sunset premiere. Wow, Trixi Monacoel, she really was working over time. I think that like, she found a creative renaissance with this show. I think that like Trixi has been in a little bit of a rut, you know, she had her summer house

lull, Vaterpump, the last season Vaterpump was a little rough. And I think that like, now she got her mojo back. Yes, Trixi Monacoel, the lady who writes all the music on bravo shows, just really took Netflix by storm. Netflix is a newer network and the scheme of things. They're still trying out a lot of new things. They were like, Trixi, you know what? If you want to do one syllable songs and shoot up heroin and change smoke in the studio,

we don't care. We want your art. Okay, we're Netflix. we have tons of money, just be artistic tricks. Yeah, like listen, don't, we're not gonna give you notes, Trixie. We know that you're an artist. We wanna give you money, and we want you to make your art.

So here, make a song for us, give us the best that you've got. Mm-hmm, yeah. Back to business. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, I'm a girl. Classic, classy, classic, classic, classic classic trixie. So it opens up and we are in the Oppenheim group office and Khrushal is there and she goes, look who's here and Mary bobbles in with a dog, you know, he's like knocking over papers and plants. Mary really does just bobble right in.

I'm like, it's me. She's got two little dogs and they're just like, set free in the office to run wherever and they do, you know. Yeah. And, uh, Krishel, yeah, look, is here in a man's, it's like, oh, marriage looks so good on you. And Mary just pops up in her chair and her head pops up and she's like,

oh, thank you. I think marriage does not look good on Mary. She looks crazier than ever. Her hair first of all, she is trying to compete with Christine now. Her hair is like platinum blonde, but she's got this red lipstick and she just looks like a crazy person in her chair. I thought, thank you. Oh, marriage live, really?

You know, I just like, I just wanted like everything that weren't out. You know what I'm saying? Oh, could you pick up that sleeper for me? Thanks. I just want everything to work out. Mary okay, so do they do they just shoot this show all at one time and just release it over I think it seems like it's all just shot at one time because no time is really fast, right? No, it's just like picks up. It's like the end. It's like karate kid part two. It just like picks up right right with the last one left off So they're asking how was your wedding night?

Check. Oh, we stayed up a little bit. Like how long did you stay up? Well, some things are gonna stay private. We know a little bit. Yeah. And she's and for sure, I was like, well, the whole thing was so perfect. It like it could not have been more beautiful, except if it had been at a proper venue that you could have secured a little bit ahead of time.

It could not have been more perfect. You know what? My wedding was perfect and your wedding was ish. It was perfect ish. So good for you. It was perfect for you. So good for you. And imagine it for you. So good for you. And the man says like yeah,

even everyone got along which was shocking. Well, I mean, kind of. Nothing happened at the wedding. Bye. So, Khrushchell told a manza about what happened at the broker's open. So if you didn't remember at Heather's broker's open after Heather left, Christine was like, she's acting

like an idiot and like don't call an idiot like acting like an idiot acting like an idiot. But we know she's not an idiot. I said acting like an idiot. Oh, another all mad. And then man says like yeah, after you left, she was like mimicking you, and then she waves her hands around by her face. Like she's waving by crazily with both hands right next to her face. She's like um How was I acting like an idiot again? Like I knocked over a vase is that such a big deal fine I had like a meltdown in front of other realtors fine. Is that like acting like an idiot?

I don't think so and then we see the clip of Christine saying I mean she was talking in circles like My sisters and top my sisters on top Mary's like wow Wow, you know what like Christine has really revealed her true colors over the past year or so and like we were like right or die and hearing that she called me a fun Idiot. It's heartbreaking. I just I just didn't think she'd be that person to me. We were right or die and hearing that she called me a fun idiot is heartbreaking. I just I just didn't think she'd be that person to me. We were right or die and we just rode around in a really unsafe car apparently. Like who does that as a friend as a woman, a grown woman? I mean my kids don't even mock me. I mean as a woman, as a as a as a co-worker, as a human with two legs,

as a person who drops a car, as a person who has a DVR, as a person who opens doors and closes them in order to get into different rooms. Who does that? I mean, you don't say that to a friend or anybody. Yeah, and then don't come the next day with flowers and apologize to you while you're getting your wedding dress fitted.

I'm like, what is the purpose of an apology then? Like literally, that's the apology. Christine's apology, and please don't make me stand up for Christine, but Christine's apology was for acting like a bitch the day, like well for many weeks, but also including the day before. I don't understand if you act like a bitch and then you apologize, like why is that like a thing? Like don't act like a bitch and then you apologize, like why is that like a thing like,

don't act like a bitch and then apologize? Yeah, that day with an inevidence yet, so that didn't count. But then you changing the timeline on this, like a man's that keeps trying to change the timeline about this. So we see the clip of Christine going, I just wanted to come here and apologize

for being a total batch and then Mary going, I just wanted to come here and apologize for being a total batch and the Mary going, well, I just so want you and I to be like, you know, because it's like a lot of, you know, I just like, we shouldn't do that. Yeah, and then Amanda goes, you know what, to ask for her forgiveness and then to mock and make fun. I think that's crazy. I'm like, she asked for the forgiveness after she mocked. She mocked, then asked for forgiveness. And then she has the balls to show up at your wedding

after talking shit about you to everybody and then to your face acting like it's all good. Like, because they made it good. I'm not it good. What part of the process is so confusing? Mary just like, she's sitting up really high, like her head's all, she's got like really good posture and then she just like, drops her head to the side like to hit her shoulder and she goes, she goes, I didn't even think about it like that. When she thinks about things like that. Her head falls over. Oh my god, wait, I need guys. Watch out. I'm gonna think about it like that. Hold on. Oh god. My father.

It was like that. So then Trixie, Trixie comes out with a banger. Now that I got your attention, I forgot to mention, this is my moment. I'm not trying to impress you. It's if you like what I do This is just a preview. We do what we want what we want what we want what we want we do what we want Classic like Yeah, it's that classic like independence anthem that tricks. He does so well We do we want now. I've got your attention. I forgot to mention

This is my moment. I don't know what and you basically came up with that like at a deli one day We're the like ma'am. Oh, do you know what you want? Why won't it's a song that's it Paul right this down right the down port. I do what we want. I forgot to mention. I want some salami. No, that's too true to life I forgot to mention What right some salami. No, that's too true to life I forgot to mention what right? I'm in a Dementini, you know it nothing to just say what I want 20 times Paul if you like what I do this is a preview Paul write that down write that down Paul yeah It was a lot of all we're gonna blow their brains with this one pole So I also we're also I love that this song is like,

we do what we want, we do what we want! And it's like apparently doing what you want means going to a listing in the hills. Like, well, I don't understand what this like big moment of like... Rarara! Okay, we're going to stand here and wait for people to come and walk through our house. Yeah, well everyone thinks on their way to work. I do what I want! It's like, no, you don't.

You literally are doing what you have to do to me. You are literally having to share space with Brett Oppenheim right now. Yeah. So Brett Aradz and his Range River and Kisses Christine, they're like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. And Christine tells us, honestly, I love real estate. I always want to be in it.

Like I literally want to be in a house that has my face on it and I call it house Christine MD. That's literally what I want to be in. But to be honest, I get a little distracted by my fiance, you know, and planning a wedding and our extend of vacation and light the occasional peacock and a friend triad on my face on it. But this type of house, that's where the house I get excited about, it's sexy, it's fun, it's in a great area.

You could make a mixed drink about it and say, stupid house cocktail, I love it. I mean, it's really hard in living in my new mansion, you know, finding 12 hours in each state of how follicles reinkred in my head after wearing my South African Rapunzel braided crossfit. It's a lot. But I've still got time for my courier, which currently I'm wearing a boosty A2 with Cougar pajamas over. So, we meet this guy named Kaz, who was the homeowner and a woman named Monica, who is going

to be a co-listing agent with Christine and Brett. And it's like the super modern house that has this really annoying sculptural red. I think it was actually a couch oddly enough. It looked like someone took a tongue and then like turned it into a sculpture And then put in divots that you could sit on it. Yeah, it was like one of those lip couches, you know, from the babies But it was like a tongue making a weird like you're waiting for the acid to melt on your tongue. It was like that kind of Yeah, it's like it was one of those things that's out of one out of a comedy That's like oh, that's a lovely sculpture actually actually it's a couch and you sit on it.

It's like, ah look at those crazy rich people. Yeah that's a real thing. Well co-listings are not generally my thing. I don't get along well with others. But I've seen your agent so she needs to listen to me if she wants to get her household. Ah. Bite down on her tongue. And in case she has trouble listening to, I may have these headphones with my face

on it. Yeah, that's my face. So guess what this house has, I cannot believe Brett didn't like, unloads furniture to sew all over the floor, okay? Because it has his favorite thing, a giant TV that comes out of the ground on a hydraulic lift, and it shut even him up because it came out over the pool. I mean, this was incredible.

This like took his little idea and it just went for it. Yeah, I mean, this is like, this is the new, all the rage. I even saw it done on an HUTV show where there's this ridiculous show about like creating like oversized pools and this guy, like put in a huge pool that rises up. I don't know what this obsession is with people that they need to have like a pool rise up from the ground. Like it's fake. I don't like it.

Oh, I love it. I want to pool it, rise up. I want a TV that comes out of the ground. I love shit like that. I would only accept it if it came with a good song. Like if like Selene Dion's, it's all coming back to me plays every time it rises out of the ground I'm like D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V.

I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. I'm a D.V. like so you have a tax shelter is what you're saying? Like what are you talking about right now?

Could we start at the beginning of this? Yeah, and then we get... I don't understand your career, sir. We get an insight into, like if anyone ever wanted to know what is some of the most dull conversation you could have, it's Kaz and Brett talking. Kaz goes, yeah, I really wanted a 16 foot tall ceiling, but I can only do 14 feet and Brett goes,

yeah, well 14's pretty high. And you know what the AC is all with, 16? Yeah. 16, and honestly, it frightens me a little bit. Cause to me, it's more like a 45 foot ceiling in that. So I'm pretty happy to have those two feet. Two feet is a lot in my world. Listen, six feet, 18 feet to me,

it's like staring up at my agro falls, T-Tack time, so whatever. yeah air it's like we're just bunch jumping air conditioning on a 16 footer And the guy goes well, I have a solar company. So the electric bills like 22 bucks a month It's like wow, so you're a software engineer a construction crew got our construction owner and a solar company owner Can we get married and You just like one big laundry laundromat for money like what is going on? I want to know you I want I want to be I want to be with you, sir But don't forget he also has a terrible like tongue couch and he has an adorable dog

But he named the dog Simba which you know that's like and he has an adorable dog, but he named the dog Simba, which, you know, that's like, it's not the worst offender, but I do have that thing where I get annoyed when people name animals after other animals, like when people name their dog bear, like that really, like, why are you doing that to the dog, it's a dog. I know, and like you're putting him in an uncomfortable

position because like now the dog is gonna try it to be like the king of the lions and lions don't need that. Like they don't want some dog coming in there and trying to boss them around. You know, especially not a dog who like comes from like the lap of luxury and you know above sunset plaza and the dog comes in as like guys I'm gonna be your new leader. We're all going to have awesome sunglasses and like what the fuck is this dog? sunglasses and like what the fuck is this dog? So inside time for a tour.

And Christine's like, open closet. I love open closet. This is my dream house. My dream house. And the bedroom looks over a petting green with a view. Oh my god, we're so playing golf. Let's do it. So they go down for like some fun and games where they are like, they're gonna, like they're gonna put and I guess whoever whoever gets the ball in the hole gets to set the price for the house. And so then they all are missing and then it's Christine's turn and of course, breath the dick.

It's like, yeah, good luck getting in there with the driver. Christine's turn and of course Brett the dick is like yeah good luck getting in there with the driver and then And then she hits it and then Simba comes and like really puts us all out of our misery by just matching the ball and ending the scene Yeah So then Christine's like well, I'm curious what you guys think of that price point And he's like well, I'm thinking of six and Brett's like you know what Six is a little bit like a sign on a roller coaster. It's a little too high

No, maybe five three Monica, I like to price things at my aspirational height if I'm wearing my heels, okay? Five three so All right, let's speak to the frumpy one. Monica, what do you want to do? She's like, let's do 5.495. Okay, that's a very specific decimal place arrangement. You've got there, but I'm sure we can do it and then we can fight later. So Brett, it's like, all right,

why don't we do the 49 that Monica suggested? Uh, yeah, it'll also, we'll also work on finding you another opportunity. So it's more enticing to accept the reasonable offer when we take money away from you there and then take money away from you on another project. Sounds good. Fucking real estate agents. So this, it makes me crazy when they do this on TV when they walk into someone's house and like, they do this all the time on million dollar listing LA, I was watching it the other day, and every time the British guys go to a house,

they're like, what 18 million for sure you should be selling this house for $5? And that's it, that's it. I mean, I'm sorry you have to hear it that way. Like never once are they like, okay, like it's a million dollars down. You're like, you know, 90% off. So.

Yeah, always. Well, and those two guys are like the worst. Yeah. So, um, um, um, so anyway, Christine's like, well, Monica seems nice, you know, in that sort of front-be, close to flock heartway, but nice doesn't really sell houses. Hehehe the way, this chick Monica hates Kristi. She hates everything about what's happening.

She has the camera. It's so funny. She just keeps looking at her like, oh, she doesn't look on her face all the time. Like, fuck. Fuck these bitch, okay? You know how I sell houses? I put out cupcake and I say buy this

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in the office. Yeah, Heather is in the office alone. Dress like a cheerleader, by the way, in a full cheerleading uniform. Well, it's an outfit that Torx, nine-year-old, daughter, picked out for me. So she's like, she's face-time-y with Maya,

and she's like, I'm at the office early, and it's actually really peaceful and quiet. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I'm like, what is funny about that? But you know, when everyone gets here, it's like a hurricane, and Maya's like, speaking of hurricanes, I'm in Miami. I had to come back to Miami for old sounds. You know, it took me 10 years to figure out what hurricane was.

I thought hurricane was sugarcane and I was so confused whenever weather said sugarcane were coming to Miami, I thought, good, sweet times, but no, hurricane's different. So Maya tells us that she's three months along but she's going back and forth. But it's kind of good for her not to be in the office because there's so much tension.

She's like, how are things at the office with Mary and Christine? You know Christine, she sometimes she takes it too far. Yeah, he knows my advice. Okay, if you make a second batch of it, party Heather, we better be invited. And now there's like, um, my batch of it, party is going to be epic. And I'm not even engaged.

Oh my God, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. Wow, I'm surprised that Heather got her wedding in there. That's crazy. Yeah, her and Krashell both. It's like who can mention the wedding more? So then Christine walks in looking like a tennis ball. She's just in this like neon green and she walks in because what's up bitches? And even that's like only Heather is in there and she's like what's up bitches? There's one person in there. Heather goes you look like the Joker. She goes, thank you.

My, oh! What are you doing, my, oh? She's like, I'd be back. She's like, you'd better be back. You'd better be back in time for my birthday. She's like, oh, look at these vibrant colors. Yeah, she's like, I love these vibrant colors. You look like Wilson T tennis ball and Heather goes, yeah, you look really cute. Your boobs look cute.

And Christine goes, I know, aren't they, right? Just the fry, I think. So then sunset plaza and then the valley. Oh yeah. Well, also an tricksy once I feel like this feel like this. I'm about to like get my fix my fix My fix the valley Seven bad seven bath five Zillion goddamn dollars or whatever

Well, so Criselle is arriving at her listing and she's like the owner of the valley just reached out to me And it's a clip of a guy like hello. I like the owner of the valley just reached out to me and it's a clip of a guy like Hello, I'm the owner of the valley Would you like to see house? I own valley. My name is Mickey Hey, Mickey. You're so fine. You're so fine Won't you build my dream house Mickey? You drop materials off at construction site. I look I thought looks good You want to talk about property Well, she's like and then I spoke with the owner of the valley about setting a price and it's like clip

Let us set price 4.399 Oh my god, and this house is incredible, but I learned the hard way that incredible doesn't sell itself I need cupcakes. So she shows up and there's like staging. There's a woman named Adelia there who was staging everything. She's like, I love this. I love this. Oh my God.

You know, I like, I don't have an eye for staging unfortunately. And like, but I'm slowly learning because my husband Justin and I just bought our dream home and I definitely need to buy some things to warm it up for our marriage that will be lasting a long time. You know, just to put a personal touch on it, the sort of touch that says, this is a marriage between two people who found their dream home, you know? Oh God, and now we know that Doreet from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is probably just launching on one of the couches that Chris Lought there like So

I have to say about this house. I have to say my favorite this fucking house Here's what you need in this house paper towels because every damn thing is some shiny plastic The front door is made of shine. It's black and shiny. Like, how are you supposed to open or close this door without getting fingerprints everywhere? Everything in the house! Get paid towels!

Well, I think my favorite reveal of this entire house, because it's, by and large, a very beautiful house. It's modern and sleek and big and open and airy and all this stuff. And then, Chrishell is like, but this house does have its challenges also. It's on a very busy street and we see that it's directly on Coldwater Canyon Boulevard, which is like, awful on. Like that is like a street.

Like I thought this house was tucked away in the hills and then you find out that this whole like, beautiful house is just like right there Just right on cold water. I was like what? Why would you build this there? She's down you see her standing on the balcony looking all peaceful and then it pulls back and it's like It is literally like that scene from big business when Rose and Sadie city Rose and city get kicked out of the cap And I'm like walking through like the mean streets and everyone's like cat calling. That's hard.

There's like people shooting heroin. There's like tractor trailers going by. Yes. And on these real estate shows in LA, they're always saying, oh god, it's on cold water. Oh no, I won't even take that. Or like, well, we might have to try and drop the price of this about $5,000, $5,000 trillion. That's because it's on cold water.

Nobody wants to live on cold water. No one wants to live on cold water. And cold water is not like, as roads go, I don't have any ill-will towards cold water. It's one of the best canyon roads in LA, which if you live in LA will make sense because these canyons you have to drive through. But as a place that you,

if you're living in an apartment in Coldwater, that's even fine. But like to get a full on fancy mansion for like $12 billion, and then you find that it's on Coldwater. What on Coldwater? I can't even deal. It's like, you know what I'm trying to like express it to people who live in other parts.

Like imagine you spend a huge amount of money on a huge mansion that's built on the side of a highway. That's basically the same feeling. It's all the traffic to and from the hills, like up and down to get over the hill. It's like the worst street to be stuck in traffic on. Oh my God. Yeah, to get the Ralphs, yeah.

So anyway, that's that. Yeah, and on this show, we're seeing that there's a lot of flippers just making bad decisions. Like these guys who go into business and they make, they buy these house, it's like, well, you don't spend, just flip what you have. Don't turn it into like a Beverly Hills mansion. It's not that. Yeah, I, I really encourage people if you're bored, um, you fire up the Zillow app and then

go over to Los Angeles and look at all the crazy houses that these developers come up with. And the best part is then there's like a sub-game which is see if you can find one that's listed by the Oppa-Hine group because it does like pop up once in a while. Like, ah, Jason Oppenheim. But that's like a great game to play and there are so many bonkers houses where you're like what is any human being thinking of with this layout? Yeah. Or these touches or whatever. Anyway, tick-tocky don't stop. We rise up, we never stay down. We know it's on when we come around.

We rise up, never back down, because we know what we got and we got it like that. We rise up, we rise up. I'm like, you're going over to fig and all of us. I'm like, you're going over to fig and all of us. Oh, I'll be saving for the Beverly Hills recap. Sorry, but there was a pink sign. There was a neon pink sign that there were sitting down.

Christine was meeting up with Monica, and they sit under like this neon sign that says Rosé all day. And it triggered me because it made me think of Kyle Richards, pink neon art. I'll just say it right now, which is that basically my friend sent me a link, which is that basically all the Kardashians have that Pink Neon Art. So of course, that's why Kyle suddenly has it in her foyer, of course. Oh God, okay. Well, that explains a lot.

Yeah. So we rise up, we never stay down. So Christine is meeting Monica for lunch. She comes up and meet Monica, a quiet wheelchair. It's up. She comes in and she's like, Hi! Good to see you!

Monica's like, die. Die right now. Come to my face. She's being like everything Monica hates, you know. Monica, she's like, I literally don't even like figs or olives. Why are we here? So, Christine's like, I've been doing research and thinking of ways we could get people up to mountain Olympus.

So I'm thinking... She website her iPad. We should do a really cool event just to get people up there. I mean, what are you thinking about like Twilight? Monica's like, I don't know how to answer this. Because in theory, I like Twilight. But I'm afraid if I say, yes, she's going to make an actual Twilight party

with werewolves and vampires. Yes. I like vampires. I do not like teenagers Is there a middle here? She's like, well, I do tons of parties. So what do you think of this? And she whips out a picture of like an orville reddened bocker ad but with her face photoshopped on the orville reddened bockers face And it says Christian reddened bockers, and she goes, like, what do you, I like to do fun, interesting things,

like, you know, popcorn with me, and I mean, that's my face, obviously. Really, oh, I thought that, I thought Orville had an experience, had a transition there. And then we can do lighters, like a cigarette lighter, with my face. I mean, that's my face up. Keep saying that's my face, obviously.

Appflowers and like candies and really cool light to smoky cocktails. I mean, we don't have to have an acrobat. Yeah, because she's like, Oh look there, that's my face, obviously. She goes, she starts flipping through pictures of her own party and it's like an acrobat. Oh, well, we don't have to do that.

And then is zebra. Okay, that's my face, obviously. Oh look, there is the Verizon guy. Oh, but that's my face, obviously. It now says Christine Ryzen. Yeah, Monica just goes, no. Okay, so maybe Peacocks, maybe no birds. No birds, no animals.

What about a bird that has my face photoshopped onto it? What about popcorn made out of birds with my face on it? What about if I photoshop myself onto the green M&M and then we give out those candy canes that are full of M&Ms? But they say CNC because it's Christine and Christine. Okay, Monica's like, well I just want something more simple, you know, what maybe cupcakes or food and Christine tells us plain and simple, it doesn't sell. I'm here to get the household. Let me tell you something. You put out the right cupcake and I'm buying anything you sell me. Yeah, she goes. Do you like burgers? Because I have a twist on burgers and I thought how cool would it be to get people up there with a really cool slogan like burgers and Botox

I Want to vomit on your face. I love I have a twist on burgers. That's not a twist on burgers That's a twist on like That's a twist on what you consider appetizing. I think anyone who's getting Botox probably doesn't want a burger. Mm, so funny. And Christine goes, uh, she goes, no, Monica says, I don't think you have to market specifically for Botox. Uh, then it will be known as Botox House in Christine goes, I love Botox.

And the pool would be my fat and a few and I float because of these jugs Perfect My dream is to get Botox and then eat a burger and because I have the Botox have the burger is just gonna dribble out So I'm not really taking in all the calories Monica's like, uh, I trust you. Well not all the way, but I trust you Actually, I don't trust you at all. Okay, what else do you have aside from burgers and both talks and peacocks in Acrobat? You've never seen a girl like me. You've never seen a girl so free There's never seen a girl like me like me a girl so free like me. I'm free I got so free like me I'm free

Cut to Krashell walking into the office that's run by two short men who only have hot women to serve them Again, you're not free you're at work, okay? Maybe if you played this song when work is over you know Yeah, so Krashell walks in oh Krashell Nick Jonas just bought bought the valley for 17 million by the way Hmm, and then then Jason goes yeah, and the other Jonas bought something to Joe They bought in the valley of a 10 million and I'm like and I wonder is Kevin still renovating that house for Kathy We're QA I like it about poor Kevin. Yeah, they've had an interesting time because we saw him renovating a house.

Wait, was he renovating a house selling it? He was doing something, or maybe he was doing something on Real House House of New Jersey, where Kathy came over and was like, do you want to come to know how do you do houses? Yeah, and he's like, I'm in real estate now. It's great. And then I was watching my favorite current show on NBC, Songland. Love it. Where the Jonas Brothers were on Songland, getting a song written for them for their new tour. And I was like, wow, things have really changed for him. People have been

selling a house in Jersey to being on tour again. And now he's getting a $17 million house in the valley. I mean, what a year. Well, that was, well, Nick and Joe got the multi-million dollar houses. We don't really know where Kevin's at right now. I'm sure maybe he's like in Kanoga Park, like in like a very solid townhouse. Yeah, true. But, um, you know, Kevin, the Jonas Brothers had a little bit of like a rebirth after Nick a rebirth after Nick Jonas had a rebirth. And then I think that begat, and then that begat, like Joe Jonas having that like off-shoot rebirth, which then has now brought the Jonas Brothers full circle. And now they're all rebirths.

So, where'd it go, Kevin? You're still in there. You're still in there. Still having anything. How many times they've been born and reborn, and I care less each time. Congrats. My sword. Come on. So, I mean, I'm sure say how many times they've been born and reborn and I care less each time. Congrats. My sword. So, I mean, I'm sure you're great, guys.

You chose the wrong song. I will say that on song line. Joe's wrong, but good for you. Okay, I haven't probably chose it. He's like, what would sound the best while I sing while I garden in Jersey? What song would be a perfect soundtrack to this flip that I'm doing in Anglewood, New Jersey? So Heather's like oh my god This is a moment the scene of this may be the scene of the series for me. Oh my god you guys This is really interesting

Do you guys know how to spell the word cahoots? Like in cahoots? Oh my god. What is this word? What is cahoots? Is that like hurricane? What is cahoots? Because you know what that is cahoots. Like when you're in something like cahoots, like I put cahoots, C-A-H-U-T-E-S. And Chris Shull, I think Chris Shull goes, you know, like C-A-H-O-U-T-S. I'm curious he goes, but Google's not working. Yeah, I think I put kuhuts, but you're not working right now. What, and then Maya just goes, but what is kahoot's what does kahoot's?

It means that you're working on something together like me and Tarak are working on our relationship, you know? And then she just like stares at her phone and squints is the funniest fucking thing. I love this show I love it. I'm so glad that we take a whole year to do these recap. Me too. I think when I watched the first season, we watched it so quickly. I just watched it in a weekend and I really didn't enjoy it as much as I did when we were watching it individually and then talking about it for an hour. Yeah, the first season was like, it was decent, but you sort of have to go through the first season to then make the second season pop and now this third season I can't even deal just this kuhut scene and the thing is in the middle of it all Jason was like C-A-H-O-O-T-S and they just like don't look don't listen oh my god

Google's not working anymore. They don't make they stop making Google and it's not working anymore I've been having a guess. Oh C-A-H-O-O-T-S Oh She says kuhuts afterwards like she's in a spelling bee C-A-H-O-O-T-S. Oh! Good hoots! She says queets afterwards, like she's in a smelling bee. Good hoots! So then a man said, right after that, comes in and she says,

Oh my God, how long have I worked here? I mean, I either like push or pull or whatever you're supposed to do to that door and I do the opposite and then I run into the door. D-O-O-R, door. I know what's working. Guys, they save Google, it's working again for us. So how there's like, so are you guys going to Christine's birthday? And Chris tells like, I'm coming. Which is a prize.

It's quiet. Yeah, everyone's just quiet and how they're going, guys, it's going to be fun, right? Yeah, and Mary's not really sure, Mary said she's going to go, but then she's not really sure because that's like the thing that they do on this show. I'm still not sure if I'm going to go to the party.

I'm still not sure. Well, she's ready to go, but then Amanda is the one. Amanda is the one who's like, oh really? I mean, have you even talked to her? Because are you gonna feel comfortable going to her party? Because when you really talked to her, after what she said and then Mary's like, oh, well then I don't know if I'm really going.

I mean, maybe I'll just leave it as a maybe. Yeah. And then the guys Jason and Brett aren't invited because it's girls only. They're like, oh, is the king of me can't go. as a maybe. Yeah. And then the guys, Jason and Brett aren't invited, because it's girls only. They're like, oh, it's a king, we can't go. Okay, that's funny. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail. So I'm gonna.

I'm my chosen that there's gonna be a card reader there. Yeah. And Heather just stares at her hands. She's like, sorry guys. And then my goes, I don't need card to read. And Christine goes. I mean, my I guess I don't need I don't need card to read and Christine goes, I mean, Michelle goes, one time I got my tarot card reading and she was like, looks at her palm. Oh, you have a big split in your timeline. But that was a long time ago. So obviously it's not true. I mean, she just sets herself up. I just assumed at this point that split was when I went from being the smelly kid to the non-smelly kid

That's the only way I could figure it out. Well So then we go to well a man's well then a man's is like, oh well You can't go to the tower carburetor the conduct you say it there. I'm all right ladies And then Jason goes of course total bro condescension is like, I'm willing to have almost any conversation is obvious, but I cannot deal talking about psychics, okay? Hey, let's talk about spots and stuff. And Brett's like, yeah, I see this conversation ending.

That's how psych like I am. Uh hey does anyone know when we have lines in our palms I tried to google it but Google's not working again. I think we're showing this so they can move. But there's other lines where they don't bend and Jason just goes anything that bends has a crease crease KREC crease Oh my gosh so silly so then we got to I feel like I had in a new world when I'm with ya I do

Yeah, so and I'm with ya. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do aka Brett oh my god that's so mean oh my god oh my god that's so mean of me so mean of me So she goes to me Brett at an eighteen million dollar house in Beverly Hills Yeah, and they're both wearing heels and I had theirs like um Is that a woman suit or a man suit? Oh my god. Oh my god. And he goes, uh, are you married? Is Santa Claus? Wow the verbal sparring on the show is just It's like you blink and you might miss a bonno It's like So I heard rumors are going on a date with a chick. I mean are you nervous? You don't date? He's like, oh, I'm 42 I can go on a date with a person and not be nervous, all right.

Why are you scratching your neck? So she's like, Brett, I just want you when you get, when you go on that date, I just want you to get deep. Okay, I just want you to get deep. Sort of like how dark and I get really deep. Like on our first date, I was like, oh my God. Have you ever heard that word, khoo? It spelled so strange and he was like, yeah. And I was like, wow, god. Have you ever heard that word, khoo? It's spelled so strange and he was like, yeah,

and I was like, wow, this is really getting deep. And he just looks at her like he loves her. I think he loves her. He maybe does. He just moons when he looks at her. He's like, wow, are beans? Those moons mean. Maybe he moons.

Like, we just don't see it. Like it's my butt, sorry. Sorry. Oh, I thought was you and your brother standing there. He moons like we just don't see it. I guess my butt, sorry, sorry. Oh, I thought was you and your brother standing there. So okay, my clients are coming up and they're driving all the way up from Orange County because guess what? They're friends with Tarank, yeah.

Friends with Tarank. Yeah, so this couple comes in and he's like, well, you have a hotel. You have the Beverly Hills Hotel 100 feet away. So that's good. You know, it's lunch or not a gay person who can be discriminated against openly there. And one of the biggest lots in all of Los Angeles, pool, tennis courts, huge grass area,

really jinky fence, terrifying. It looks like a belongs in prison. Ceilings that are so high you could fit an Empire State building and then, these according to my vantage point, and a pool that's so deep, oh man, they don't make them like this anymore. This pool is built in the 80s and it's actually it's a solid six feet deep.

So, you know, that's like, you have to have scoop a gear on to get into that bad boy. Yeah, and part of this house looks really nice and part of it is just hideous. Like, there's another couple, because of course he's brought Heather, but she's got people to show, but of course he's brought people too.

And because he's very competitive with his own people, guy, and his guy is like, the bathrooms, like, come on, just a lot that needs to be updated in here, buddy. Yeah, exactly. And so then Heather's, Heather is still, she's showing these people around, but she for some reason, she's like, my relationship with Taric is still going very strong. And we split our time between West Hollywood and Orange County. And I just love living with him. And I love playing house, but I'm focusing on my career. I'm like, you are not, you were talking about Taric at a time when no one is asking you about Tarek.

Okay, show your friends around. Hahaha. So basically they come back together after everybody leaves and chattel a little bit. And Heather's friends come up and they're like, this isn't really quite our style. I'm like, you guys are going gonna even afford it in the first place Let's be honest. We know what's going on

Yeah, cheapos So then we go to Heather and Mayan Christine everybody's going to lunch now for Christine's Birthday and they're going to Tarkamadara Tarkamadara and Davina and Davina shows up first Tarkamatera. Tarkamatera and Divina. Tarkamatera. Divina shows up first. Divina's first appearance on season three is her walking down the street with a bunch of balloons,

which is just so great because if there's anyone who could look super awkward holding a bunch of balloons, it's Divina. Like, oh, I got balloons. I got balloons. Oh god, this is odd. This is weird. Oh my god. Balloons. And just from stuff, I didn't,

I tried to avoid spoilers because it's just like a mystery. I don't want to be spoiled. But I don't want to know really what happens, but people have been talking about it all weekend because it's, you know, they're watched the whole thing and when sitting, everybody loves it. And so everybody is hating, hating her. They're hating her. Christine and Davina, especially Davina. And I can't wait to see what happened.

I love Divina. Divina's like my favorite. I don't know why, but she is my absolute favorite. I just, there's something, like the more awkward she is, the more I, like, she's my absolute favorite. And I can't wait for her to do something. She, I'm so excited for her to do whatever it is that's so evil. I'm so excited.

I know I'm so excited to see what it is. I'm like actually kind of scared. I feel like Davina is just misunderstood and she's trying to be sweet and lovely and she's walking down the street with balloons for crying out loud. She's doing whatever she can. She's like, I heard balloons are like nice and innocent and sweet so I'm just going to carry them. Is that cool? Okay, cool, thanks.

And then she walks into Tokamadera and they're like, ew, who brought balloons? She just took them a dera. Yeah, Tokamadera is not really a balloon's place Yeah, definitely not way to go No, I don't need a non balloon safe space. So Mary tells us I mean Of course I feel extremely hurt and Affended by Christine calling me a fucking idiot, but I'll put on a happy face for a birthday Well, not so much a happy face.

More like my eyes to the right and my lips to the left. And it's sort of like, you know, when you play Mr. Potato and he's gonna put things wherever you want. I'm gonna give her that face. Yeah, I'm gonna put my ear to the right and then I'm gonna slam my temple down on my right shoulder. Out. Okay, just that's what I'm gonna do.

Hey guys. I just read today that the FDA say silicone implants are very high cause of cancer. So what you all have. You have silicone, silicone, silicone, silicone, you have saline, you have saline, fuck. I have silicone. I have silicone. Now what is silicone? I mean, Christine starts feeling up,

Chrishell's boobs and she's, Oh my god, silicone, you guys are all getting recalled. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like a burning Christine shot, I would love that, thank you. Oh, and then they're served a flower, like on a plate. It's like some flower dish and there it goes. Excuse me, is that one vegan? If she is so that girl, I'll ask that. I could. Heather was so confused by all the food because it's all plated in this way.

That's like pretty, but also kind of like avant-garde-ish. And she's like, oh, interesting, interesting. She like doesn't know where the plate ends and the food begins. And so she's just trying to just like parse all this information. Yeah, I really like that restaurant. I think it's probably good.

I've heard it's overpriced. It is overpriced. Like it's overpriced and trendy and ridiculous, but it's also good. I love their food. And I was shocked because we just know it from Vander Pomp Rules, you know. So I thought it was gonna be total trash.

And I was even weighted on the girl that they talked about on Vanderpump rules. The girl who slept with Rob Yeah, the girl who started all that gossip whatever I was saying I was making up on the waitress I talk about Yeah, that was my waitress and I was there with Jen and read my cousin so we were like there with Jen and read my cousin. So we were like, I'm a god of terror. I can't believe it's her. Dying because we're all fans.

So this woman, Michelle spelled like MISCHEL. She's a tarot card reader. The first tarot card reader in the history of, well, I was gonna say Bravo, but this show isn't Bravo. That's probably why. I was like, the first one who's ever done her hair for the cameras.

So she shows up and she's like, Hey girls, what's going on? I'm just Michelle, you're a slightly older Linda Trippie, a tarot card reader. Let's see, hey, Christine, you have a power finger. Look at that. I bet you hit that escape key. Quite well, don't you, don't you?

And Christine goes, is that when I'm yelling at bitches, like with my finger, it just yes, but it's also, what does she say? I wrote yes, but also you talk to make elevators go places It's you bed to people. What does that mean sometimes you've been for people I can go like over in the bedroom. I'm a slap Yeah, but you know what it really means that you're very loyal. It's just, mm-hmm, very. And the Mary's just like twitching over there.

Mary's head is twitching and the manza is just making all these faces like just to get someone to call her out, you know. Yeah, and yeah, this one was like, you are, you hate trauma. And Krishelko's has Christine had a hand transplant. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this psychic but she needs to get her money back. And then it was just shaking her head and like zipping her lips closed. The manager was trying to escort to Vienna out of the restaurant for bringing balloons inside.

No, but I'm here for a party. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So then she does a card and she goes, this card is a devil and Chris she goes, I got the devil. Ah. And she goes, okay. Yeah. Oh, sorry, I got the devil. Ah. And she goes, okay. So you know, yeah.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. No, no, it's like, no, no, it doesn't mean what you think. Yeah. So she's like, oh, I love the giggle. Okay, I'm going to do a manza next. A manza, you're super independent, but you're disconnected from your feelings. You're good at being like, no, everybody, I'm fine. I'm good.

Did you see, okay, I'm sending you a picture. This is, I don't know if you noticed this while Amanda was getting her reading Mary's face during all of it, I'm sending you the picture. I'm gonna try to describe it. I just wrote Mary makes and face faces. Let's, let's find out. Mary isn't a different, like, she is somewhere else. Okay. She is sitting there, her eyes are like staring at a bread basket. Her lips are, and like, I don't even know what's going on inside of her head right now.

I love every Mary face. If you pause it on any Mary face throughout the episode, it's so perfect. Like, yeah, no, she is like, she's like, she's like the human gift. You sent me another one. I sent you another one. This one is, when it was Mary's turn,

this is jumping up, well, this is jumping up ahead, but like, when it's her turn, she puts her, she puts her, like, here we have palms. She's also staring at one of her nails, like, she's totally not engaged. And and then also look how she keeps her middle finger or Enter not her pointing finger, but is that her index finger? What's the other she's doing almost like an inverse star trek symbol? Yes, it's weird. That's crazy. We need you need to use that picture for the show today so people can see that hand.

I will. I've already put on our Instagram. so the day so people can see that hand. I've already put on our Instagram. So Amanda, with a really good one, is like, so the tarot car rear has informed me that I'm very good with hiding my emotions, not sure that's true with Christine and her emotions. It's like, oh, good one. Good one.

Do me, do me, do me, okay Mary, hold on one second. In fact Michelle goes okay Because Mary puts up her palms like look at the palms. I got two palms. Okay. I got the hand creases Yeah, Michelle doesn't even look at them. She just goes oh Mary you need someone who adores you and Maya Maya's independent. Oh Maya you have hands like a surgeon She also will that will be good because I have to get some silicone out later. I've been recalled by Toyota. So by the way, Michelle turns to Mary

and she goes, okay, you can relax now. You can relax, you can put your hands down. There's got my hands out, like. So then she turns to the V-Man and she goes, hmm. Sometimes you're a little weird and then just turns away from her And we go that's so true divina you are a little weird looks you bruh balloons At divina looks like all around like all armed like what what did I do? Antelarius

So and then just now chrysal you have two different emotional needs okay people meet this girl who's all like Hi, and then when they get to know you you're more like hey She goes to my god, you're really good and Christine says so what she's saying is chrysal Is too faced damn she's good. Yeah. So, what I'm getting from you, Kraschelle, is that your home is your comfort away, sis. You go there because you have nothing but happiness at home right now, right?

And she's like, oh my god, Heather, one of my favorite cards, and it's because it's cute. Love cute cards. Don't all psychics love cute cards. Okay. This card meets speed, which means things are moving very fast. Yeah. And he goes like, oh my god. Heather's like, I don't get it.

I'll tell you what doesn't move fast. Traffic from the O.C. to WeHo. Am I right? Everybody. Then the psychic leaves and everyone's like, oh my god, that psychic was crazy, but like that thing about Christine, she loves drama. Listen, I never start the drama. I just finish it with a nice heaping of Christine Redembacher popcorn. Here you go ladies Did you notice that they were like by psychic lady? Thanks so much it cut to divina's face like So mad No, we're just like my companion. I'm not Lot's so mad it was so funny. So man says like well Christine

I think like with you when when there's a situation, then you like react to the situation. And Christine goes, I disagree. She's like, well, no way you react. And then you come back and you're like, maybe that wasn't the best way to react. Well, I disagree. Yeah, I disagree. I'm not showing you that I'm reacting right now to you saying that I react. Okay, I'm just saying that I disagree. I'm not showing you that I'm reacting right now to you saying that I

react. Okay, I'm just saying that I disagree. And I think that like maybe what I do is I think bad and I say, hmm, maybe I should have said it so harshly, but I don't regret what I said. I mean, I was like, I just said that. No, I disagree. Yeah, I disagree. And Heather's like, well, sometimes you can say things and it depends on how you say it. Like you can say you're in cahoots together, but if you say you're in cahoots together, but it's not spelled correctly in your head, the other person could be like, why is Google broken? You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like when I say you guys are my best friends, it means one thing,

but when I tell Torx, nine year old daughter that she's my best friend, it means something a little bit more special, right? You know? And Christians like well, sometimes I just like, I say things bluntly and I'm like, daughter that she's my best friend, it means something a little bit more special, right? You know? And Christine's like, well, sometimes I just like, I say things bluntly and I'm like, I just feel this way. And the man's like, okay, okay. For example, you came to the bridal party and wanted to apologize or to the bridal shop

and wanted to apologize. And you were like, it's just about what happened at the bachelor party. Okay. And I was like, I can see your side and I can hear Mary's side and that's a tough situation. Yeah, because you want to get both. Okay, wait. So before I apologize. She goes, I can color whatever I want. I can color whatever I want. That's me reacting. Give it a moment, because I'm going to say that

in a less harsh way in just about 10 minutes. And Mary's like, you can't call me whatever you want and still expect to be friends. But she's like, yes, I can call you whatever I want. She goes, I said if you can't call me whatever you want, I can expect to be friends. Mary, your hair is in your soup. Why am I finger stuck together?

Mary, you put your palms down. She's not even here anymore. Then Christine's like, well, at this point, I don't even know what to say. And Divina and her only line of the episode that I can remember. I think this is the only thing she says. She goes, uh, but they like talk about it at the bridal store. Like, didn't you talk about it?

Yeah, and I mean, I was like, well, you did say I called you a fucking idiot and I came I came here to apologize. And so you are such a liar. And Mary's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh know what, we need to take this down a notch. And I'm dying that, I mean my seat, it's very high and I'm losing my balance, okay. Amanza, I love you so much. Christine, this is your birthday party. I don't agree with what's going on, but it's your birthday party and we're just gonna put a pin in it. We're literally gonna take, I've got a pin,

I'm putting it in the table. And let's just please continue celebrating Christine's birthday. Here are my palms, who wants to read my palms, anyone, anyone? And how that goes, I don't know if we can just continue celebrating now. And it's like, blah, blah. And then the song comes on and it's like Can they continue enjoying this birthday party at Tokamadera? Even though Divina did bring balloons, that's so awkward. So funny, God, I love this show.

So good, I love it too. A lot of ends. So beautiful. So honey. Another lovely show. So tomorrow we are back with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm sure we'll be in a snake about something that Kyle does. And Friday we've got Real Housewives in New York and our bonus episode this week is

BIG Brother! Big Brother! Um, yeah and it's just as clumsy as ever because now they have to do it live so that should hilarious. Oh god, we have a lot of things to say. Alright everybody, we sure love you, we'll talk to you next time. Bye everyone. Bye. What's up everybody? Listen to this moment.

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