Watch What Crappens - SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues

Episode Date: September 23, 2020

This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's a cabin? What is a cabin? Like what is a cabin, right? Oh my God, like I've heard of like horny bees of cabins or like there's an airplane cabin, but like, what's the cabin? What's a cabin? So welcome guys. Today we're talking selling sunset, which we love. We are doing season three Episode 7, I believe. And so if you're wondering where we are, that's where we are. Also, lots of fun things to talk about.

Tomorrow we are recapping Season 1 Episode 1 of the Home Edit, which is also on Netflix. It's that home organization show and that episode has reached where they're spoon on it. Hey, so the original plan was to have the home edit for our Thursday episode and my octopus teacher as our bonus episode. But then after we recorded both of those episodes, we had so much fun with my octopus teacher. We decided to put that as our main show for Thursday. So home edits on the bonus now instead. And we recorded selling sunset before time. That's why this all happened Anyway, sorry about that Starting next week on Thursday. We will be doing the great British Bake Off We're gonna be recapping the entire new season that is going to

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How nuts! It's very sad guys. Khrushal has a suitcase. It's a very sad episode. Khrushal is going home to St. Louis, Adam Lambert Airport. Yeah, Adam Lambert Airport. We've been to that airport. We actually, I was thinking about it that the timeline of this show is that I wonder what the overlap was with Kraschelle being in St. Louis and the two of us being in St. Louis

because we were last there in December. Remember, it was like early December, like around December 7th or 11th, and I just wonder, imagine if we like walked by a Chrishell in the airport and we didn't even realize, because we didn't even know who she was back then. Oh, I would have realized, because I would have been like, oh my god, like my pinkies fit those jeans. I would have noticed her, for sure. I would have been jealous as hell. I know I would have been. Because I've. I would have been jealous as hell. I know

I would have been, because I've always wanted bow legs, you know, bow-legged people. Yeah, that's always been like such a, I'm like a knock me chubby guy. Like, I want bow legs. People really like a cowboy. Yeah. Yeah, I have a friend who's bow-legged and this guy was once checking me out, I was like, ooh, those bow-legged legs of yours, and I was like, what? And apparently, you know, there's something oh, those bolegged legs of yours and I was like, what? And apparently, you know, there's something about being bolegged. Yeah, there's like bolegged privilege.

I think that everybody sees bolegged people and we're like, could they're better than us? Like, they have something, but I don't have. They're bolegged. Could you force yourself to be bolegged? Could you just start walking bolegged? Well, one of my bosses, Kelly, told me that I could do raw thing.

Have you ever heard of that? I guess it's really like realign all your bones or something. And she said that they could pull out my knock knees. And I was like, I don't think that that. I don't think, I mean, they'd literally have to pull my lower leg from my upper leg. And then like twisted around, like put some plaster in there. I don't know how that works. But I have like, obviously never did it.

I have like a pronated, like right foot. It sort of goes like, bloop a little bit to the side. Not that much, but just enough that I notice it. And then when I run, it makes me look like a, I have a real, a real foppish run when I run because my knee and my leg are, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, anyway, so we're in St. Louis and Kraschelle has just arrived at the airport and she's curbside and her sister Shonda comes and gives

her a hug and Kraschelle is like, oh gosh, like it's so cold. I only dress for LA weather. I'm like, wow, you really, like, you can't help but brag to your sister at this moment. Who's your sister who is here to come for you?

You can't help to brag that you live in a much warmer city, can you? That's kind of how Criselle is, you know, I've noticed that in all her scenes. It's like I haven't just been dumped, you know, which is bad enough, but it's like the paparazzi. I mean, the paparazzi, they're everywhere. And Sean just like, how was your flight? Because you know, Sean is like a normal person. Yeah. So she's like, how was your flight? Because you know, Sean does like a normal person. Yeah. So she's like, how was your flight?

No issues. And she's like, well, I was recognized. But thankfully, no one came over and asked me questions. Like, you got off, Cressell. I'm sure. OK. Sandra Bullock. I know.

And then Sean does like, yeah, we were worried about that. Sean does like, very soft spoken and very like. She's like soft spoken and homely and like very lovely and she's like Yeah, we're all in shock over here and we were worried that people might recognize you. I'm so glad that they didn't Yeah, and I think you mean homie not homely, right? Correct, because he's not only she's cute. She's just like oh me like she's like a sister that's a sweater yeah she's like just shonda shonda who's there for you yeah shonda who's there for you like a sweater or a blanket or a paper towel

yeah um you tell it's herian and comfortable so i feel like shonda would be a really good name for a paper towel brand by the way oh Oh, are you shonda? It always cleans up Never leaves them and then they could have little rhymes on them. Yeah, you know, like Like the show's like yeah, no one asked me questions and Shonda's like we're shopped we are so Shop that your hot movie star husband from Los Angeles cheat had to love you We are shot. She's like, I'm just so mad.

But then I think about it, and then I want to cry because I'm so mad. I just don't know what I'm feeling. Sorry, I thought that was a pop-a-rat. Yeah, there. Do you think it was? So mad. Shonda, by the way, Shonda nearly gave me a heart attack because she the entire time she's driving this conversation Happening Sean is driving like this minivan and she spends half the drive being like we were so worried about you

We thought oh my god like is she gonna be okay? I'm like Sean to keep your eyes on the road, okay? Yeah, so some people driving movies in the 80s, they just never like, and they're always moving the steering wheel. Oh my goodness. So they're all mad because Justin gave no one heads up and that people from the wedding were finding out through TMZ and.

Yeah, but Chris Shells, like I just can't believe it. I mean, everyone's finding out on TMZ. I mean, people from our wedding TMZ television and internet, I mean, you couldn't out on TMZ. I mean, people from our wedding, TMZ, television, and internet. I mean, you couldn't have given me a heads up. I will just never comprehend how someone does this to another famous person. Yeah. She's like, I mean, you go to therapy, you know, you talk about it, and then you tell TMZ about the therapy.

That's how you do it one step at a time. You don't just check somebody. I mean how you do it one step at a time. You don't just check somebody. I mean, that doesn't even sound like a life. What am I? Whose life is this? This sounds like a boat like a person's glamorous life. Oh, that is my life.

That is. It is. And so on, it's like, yeah, I mean, there needs to be a proper ending. Yeah. Like, there has to be a proper way to speak to someone and and and Chris, I was like, I know just like a respect that you owe. Like when you're a famous person, you owe respect to the other person who may not be quite as famous as you, but was with you when you were sort of famous, okay? I mean, we live together for six years. We were sort of famous for

six years together. Yeah, I mean, I'm just waiting to exhale. I was like, yeah, you better wait to exhale and get your ass back to that stupid farmhouse and throw his shit out the window like from waiting for the sale. Yeah, shit. Oh, yes. I need you to go take revenge. I need to brick through a windshield. I'm start a bush on fire there. Start anything on fire. I agree. Yeah, Justin Hartley is an asshole. So, um, it's a then Sean does like, well, I'm gonna pamper you. And then we get like the arch. It's like selling sunset and arch and it's like,

ooh, you know. So then. Yeah, they did do a great job photographing St. Louis, by the way. Oh my God, St. Louis is never-beautiful. I feel bad. That makes me feel bad because I feel like the hills, Lugun Beach, selling sunset,

they just like make LA look so beautiful and glamorous. I'm like, all these other cities deserve to have like a Hollywood treatment. And instead, it's always just like some cheap overhead shot like during a football game, right? Like, yeah. This is like, where's the justice? They did it, they did it St. Louis, right?

They did right by St. Louis. Okay, so back in LA This is around the time good boys came out because it's the big poster on the building and The song the song goes like Solid as a rock. I'm ready for a challenge. How does you can hit me? You can't knock me up my balance I'm like, okay, this song is not written about Mary She's already knocked off her balance She's pretty off balance

So here we are at the three bedroom three bath on Stanley that Amanda's been trying to sell it's her arc It's her selling arc if you own we're nearing the end So Amanda's like I have to buy find a buyer for this Stanley house like we just did like a hundred K price reduction So I'm hoping this is the price. Yeah, so There comes Patrick, so this guy Patrick comes in and she's like oh oh, I'm excited you have a possible buyer. He's like, I'm excited you have a possible home. I've been looking for this client for two years, two years. Been waiting for my paycheck, two years, please.

Please tell me this is a good house. House, please, please. I'm just like, I've been trying to sell it for two years. I mean, I'm all wrinkled and old now. Just look at me. Just like gorgeous. I know. So, she's like gorgeous. I know.

So she's like, but it's client as a designer, which makes sense, because we're like, really detail oriented. Have I shown you the backyard? That's the driveway. You're right. Let's go to the back, yeah. You're right. She keeps on trying to push the charm.

She's like, what's really great about this house is even though they got it everything, I'm putting this giant circus doors. They really kept the charm. They kept the charm. Like, look, there's really great about this house is even though they got it everything I put in this giant circus doors, they really kept the charm, they kept the charm. Like look, there's charm, that's charm, here's charm, and look, look at this bedroom, this is charm, like that's the garage, so charming. If you need to ever bake some charm, there's an oven charm right there, charm up there. Put some charm in there, charm up there. Do you like this big blue fireplace?

Yeah, it's a blue fireplace. Also known as a charm fireplace. Charm. So much charm. And then they go into the den, they're like, she goes windows. Windows. This windows. What's really cool about this house that has features where you can be on the inside, but see what's happening on the outside. It's called a window. We love that. Yeah. And he's like, so what are they asking?

She's like, well, the seller's motivated. You know, we've had a lot of lookers, but no buyer yet. No, no, that's not how we do it. We just dropped the price. We've got a ton of people in here. Get back to me as quick as you can. I mean, do you not watch a million dollar listing? I know, it's called Create Buzz.

Yeah, she's like basically is like the ugly girl at prom. Basically this hope you buy it yeah a lot of charm a lot of charm anyway so then tricks is like the future is calling I'm taking it all in the future is calling it I'm taking it all in guess what nobody guess who nobody wants to call from that lives in Los Angeles the future. Okay. That was like the most horrifying collar anybody a Los Angeles could get. Yeah, exactly. Heather is in the girls in the office and Heather's like, you guys, I have to tell you what Tarrick did for me.

It's sentimental because like I'm from the mountains and like that's where I grew up. So he bought me a cabin Yeah, I got me a cabins next door from where I grew up. It was like for sale He bought me like cabin. I'm like he literally bought you a cabin to get you away He's like here go in the back go hang out in the mountains. I'll be there tomorrow I'll be there tomorrow and she just could be sitting there in the mountain like the rest of her life You like taric's coming tomorrow tarq's coming tomorrow and divina in a way that doesn't sound at all like that's really sweet says That's really sweet

I think divina is so mad Christine's like I don't understand What's a cabin You know, it's like a little itty bitty mountain cabin It's like a place that I can go to and I can wait for tarq when he says he's gonna come and like you know, it's like a little itty bitty mountain cabin. It's like a place that I can go to and I can't wait for Taric when he says he's gonna come and like, you know, he'll come. He'll come. He'll come. He'll come. He'll, he'll come. He'll come. He'll visit me like, I'll be there. I'll be waiting. Cool mountain. I know that you can have like, cabin fever. I know that there are like, or maybe some cabins. I have no idea what is a cabin. Like, I really don't know. Yeah, like, what the fuck? I thought it was something made out of coupons what the fuck is a cabin

Seriously Defeat is like are you excited for your wedding and Chris feels like yeah, I'm really excited Yeah, unlike certain people in this office I invite Everyone unlike certain people anyone everyone cash that I'm not Mary. I'm not Mary I know I'm very inclusive and to be this like, oh yeah, I know what that feels like. Yeah. Oh. So, like, the scene is like the only person I haven't heard back from is Krashelle. Okay. Like, it's ridiculous. Like, my wedding is being totally overshadowed by Krashelle's divorce. Like, that's not cool. I mean, what the fuck has a cabin? No one's still answer that, okay?

No one. Things are like weird between her and I, and like I don't know if I should reach out to her and ask if she's coming or just assume that she's coming. Like considering our very minimal friendship, I'm just gonna let her come to me. And like hopefully she'll come. Yeah, I'm sure Michelle can't wait to do that.

Go to a wedding where she is reminded every second about what has just fallen apart in her life. I'm sure she will love to go. It's her love. And Divina's like, oh, well, it's nice that you invite her because unlike what I went through with Mary, that would have been nice to know. Like yes, Divina, that's what this whole scene is about, okay?

She's doing that for a month, you every two seconds. Yeah, for example, that time I wasn't invited to that wedding, that was hard. Yeah, and so Christine's like, yeah, I think that like, Khrushcheol would want to go out and be with friends and dance and drink have like a fucking steak and then like a cocktail shrimp and like Be around something that reminds her of her greatest failure in life like why wouldn't she come to my wedding? Of course you would I mean how there's like I don't know what I would do like I'd probably want to spend time with family until the media goes away in my cabin Which Taric bought me? in my cabin which is taric bot which is amazing. Thankfully taric and I are a forever couple and double thankfully even if we weren't I do have that mountain cabin where I can stay away from the media which

will be definitely banging on my door because everyone cares about me and taric. Yes and speaking of I'm worried about little Heather now. I know I like Heather. I do like her Heather has and Because Christina just dumped aunt from Christina only coast And that means that Tarek is gonna be like, oh Christina's available again, and he's got his fake Christina. Yeah is he gonna go back to real Christina? No, no, no. I mean, they are engaged, like,

new Christina's engaged at Haric, but that was my first thought too, which is like, this could be bad for Heather. She's gonna have to be like. Yeah, this could be really bad for Heather. She better put in some more time with that nine year old, really make sure that kid goes to bat for otherwise. Yeah, you better, you better cement that best friendship, ma'am.

So, um, yeah, she's like, I was spent time with my family to other media goes away. And Chris, he's like, oh, yeah, like she's so famous. Like, her shoulders are all over her. Yeah. And if he was like, uh, but Oscars are probably on hold till she comes back. Just shading, Krishel. And Krishen is like, I mean, like, like, here's the here's my question. Like how do the how's the paparazzi number, Krishel is, right?

Like, hi, I'm on the corner of like cold water by a really cool house. Cold water and more park come find my house like seriously. And there's like, yeah, but like her whole life is here but it was with Justin so I don't know if she's gonna like stay here or not. Christine's like yeah and they have like lots of mutual friends so she'll probably be like nicer to me because she has to like build up friends. Yeah and then it's like back to talking about Christine's wedding and Heather's like I'm just gonna wear black. I'm like yeah it's but you're supposed to wear black it's a black wedding then it's like back to talking about Christine's wedding and how there's like I'm just gonna wear black

I'm like, yeah, it's put your supposed to wear black. It's a black wedding and she's like I'm just gonna pretend That's my wedding which also it doesn't she say that about Mary's wedding I think she's just like a wedding co-opter. I'm just gonna pretend it's my wedding and you know, maybe it will be Maybe I'll even get Taric to come with me to this wedding Like he should be why is Taric hiding from the cameras? I mean, he's not famous enough or important enough to pull the Justin Hartley. Justin Hartley is barely able to pull that.

You know, like at least Justin Hartley can say, well, I'm an act war and I don't do reality TV. Taric is on HUTV, he's a reality star. He should be on camera. Yeah, he does flipping 101 with Taric, okay? You can make it. You can make it to the suit today, Tarek. Seriously. Um, so Saint Louis, Shonda is unlocking the skin spa.

Yeah, Kashonda owns like, she's an esthetician and she owns this spa. And so she starts pampering Krashelle and she like gets her a mask and everything. And let me tell you something, Ronnie, next time we go to Saint Louis for a show show you know where I'm going before before we are I'm getting the Shonda special I'm gonna tell Shonda that I'm her sister and that I just got jumped by Justin and I'll wear like a little wig and like a lot of foundation and see if it works. Celebrity beef you never know you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

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And Christel's like, it's just so hard to feel confident. I really needed this to feel confident. And she's like, sorry, it's under these circumstances. I mean, I just don't understand. I mean, was there a sign? Did you feel some kind of a sign? Okay, that right there, Christine and Dabina, that's how to say it.

Yes. There's two sides to every story, and Justin's hot. Like, I was on his patio the other day, and like nobody even called the cops on me. He's a really good person. So good. This is us. It's more like this is Divina and Justin and we have a special bond. Yeah, Sean is like, was there a sign? Maybe something like, she bound up on a hit show like, you know, maybe something like, um, she wound up on a hit show and was more famous. Did something like, was that, did you, did that, did something like that happen with Justin? I haven't been following too closely, but was there an obvious sign like that that this might happen?

And Crystal's like, well, I don't know that there's a sign that someone's gonna file on text, but I mean, look, that night things were fine fine and we had gotten into an argument But part of me thinks he must have made that decision and you just tell me about it And then she's like really really for show What made you what made you conclude that very obvious come to that very obvious conclusion Like I kind of felt like he already made that decision. Yeah, by the fact that he already was like lowered up Yeah, when I went to open the door and the locks were changed, I thought he must have planned this.

He must have thought of this. I had a time. Yeah. By the way, I was reading, so I did some googling about this, and articles were saying that they had actually already been separated since July of that year. Did you hear anything about this, and is this true? No. It's a lie. I don't know.

Because that could be real shady. I would love to hear that. Because that would be a pretty big sign, by the way, if they'd been separated. Yeah. Like Mary's been married this whole time. Fucking liar. Yeah.

So she goes into a monologue about marriage. And I get that it's a lot to change your life to get famous like that and get all that money, but it just shouldn't change a way how you treat people. And so I'm just like, you were there for him through everything, all that pain of becoming super famous and wealthy and having any tattoo that's on the street to pass as you and smile It must have been so hard for you to be there for him Now where there are any signs any signs at all

Now I oh here's one He so he came on to your reality show, right because that was important for you And it's important for you to share your entire life. So he came on to your show, right? for you to share your entire life. So he came onto your show, right? Right. No. Okay, so he got more famous and then refused to actually like go on camera to portray your relationship.

Huh, it's crazy that there were no signs. Really crazy. So she's like, you know, you work so hard to prop someone up and now all of a sudden I'm like, but what do I want? She's like, yeah, you've been through so much, you know? You've got so much strength and they're just like, history what do I want? She's like, yeah, you've been through so much, you know, you've got so much strength and they're just like, history with each other.

Yeah. And Chris, I'll tell you what I want. Go ahead. Let's just say, sometimes I think, what do I want? And I'll tell you what I want. I want someone to buy a $4 million house on Coldwater Canyon right in front of the bus stop. That's what I want.

I'll tell you what I want. Knock knees. Just's what I want. I'll tell you what I want. Knock knees. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Sorry to say before I interrupt this hurts but at least I'm not knock me, right? So she's like, yeah, this is something that happens to other people, not you. So I'm just putting one foot in front of the other then falling down and then getting back up and putting another foot in front of me, than falling down and then getting back up and putting another foot in front of me, then I just feel like God damn Mary, nothing is worth it anymore. You know, when you're bowed like it, putting one foot in front of another is a whole separate

challenge isn't it? Isn't it? So then they hug and she's like, oh my God, I almost flashed you. I almost flashed you. Sean was like, yes, did you do that to Justin? Did you ever do that to Justin? I think that might have helped so yeah so then we have a new song this basically about Mary's feet you're going left I'm going right you're going right Mary's just like well Mary's like so I'm on a new listing

here it's in the Beverly Hills flatlands. They didn't trust me with anything beyond flatlands on account of my walking issues. So I'm here, it's not like my normal place, but it's here on Alpine Drive. And I'm just basically creating an intermodal line for Mary as she walks into the door because actually all we're seeing is we heard the song tricky going like you can't slow me down watch me now and just like Mary opening a door like Mary faces her greatest challenge you can't slow me down I'm in ding dong so she goes to answer and it's all of her Mary's client in a black turneck and long hair Oh fuck off with these guys walking around Oh fuck off with these guys walking around. This guy around LA with their black turtle. Max and there's their blazers.

He looks like Kylo Ren meets Richard Lewis, right? Like he just, it was like the most ridiculous or Adam driver. I should say that's a, that's a better reference. But yeah, it's actually yes. You know, like Balke playing Adam driver with some Richard Lewis. Also, he is a great sneak preview of what my quarantine hair will look like soon enough. Like give it another month, and I'm

going to have all over here. Just like a poof up here, and then like a triangle down here. Yeah. So she's like, just listed, got to get make it. And he's like, well, looks better than in the pictures. It's like, what are you even doing here? OK, acting like you're some fucking deep director or whatever. You signed up to be on selling sense set.

Yeah, congratulations. You filmed a Quiz-Nose commercial, okay, relax. So, they're walking around, it's like, Bannister's everywhere. And he's like, hmm, hmm, oh, interesting. I mean, how did a fireplace end up in the pond? Which is kind of funny, especially because they're talking about the fire. The fact that there is a pond in the fire is kind of ridiculous.

The house is ridiculous. It's ridiculous and he's ridiculous, and I don't know who's side to be on the house or Oliver. They're all stupid. I'm on tea-marrying for sure, and that's what, because he is stupid, the house is stupid. You would think they were probably judging each other, you know? The fireplace is probably like black-t gonna blazer fuck you bulky yeah you should be so lucky to have my feature yeah and he goes out to the backyard and

there's like this pool that's like shaped I think it was like a squiggle or something like that but he's like that is the weirdest shape pool I've ever seen I only like pools to be in a shape of my hair. A Christmas tree. He's like must be a fun stray. He's like, you know what I like? A pool to the side. You know what they need to do in here? Open up the doors, pull out the cabinets. The waves don't work. This room can be taken out. The staircase should be glass. You know, I can see that someone lived here, but to create value, I'd have to do it by today's standards. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I have to bring it up to today's design standards.

I'm like, you have Guilda Rattner here. Okay, don't talk about today's design standards. You look like Paula Poundstone was nominated for a Cable Ace Award. Which, shut up. He's probably a very nice person. And we're just random. No, we're not. You're not a nice person, okay?

He's a person who looked at the fucking Zillow of this house with all the pictures, like 90 pictures. It's hideous. There's no disguising this as a sound stupid. And then went to rip it apart on national TV. Yeah. It's not a nice person. He's not nice.

So then, then we hear this song. It goes, can you feel it shake, shake, shake? I'm gonna keep it going to the ceiling breaks and then just like a man's a face timing from like a coffee shop It's music So she's talking to breaker And then Patrick shows up and it's their big price dinner. You know where they talk about their deal. And it's like saying for a meeting at the end of the day, my kid just burned like the fifth macaroni and cheese

of the night. I'm gonna have to talk on the mix of water in there, but I don't want to hurt his feelings. So Patrick can offer 2.2, seven five million on the Stanley house because he looked at the comps guys and Amanda is like oh my god I just want to sell this house so she calls up the seller his name is Alex and she's like alright Alex it's an all cash offer 17 day contingency to 0.75 million and is like, I know with all the money

that I put into the rubble model, that I know what this house is worth, and I really can't take anything less than $45 million. Okay, yeah. I want $98 trillion and a car and a popsicle. Tell them that right now. And after all, okay, I think I'm coming with less of a contingency.

So if we can lower that to 10 days, then I think we can make a deal. I'm like, so you want more money and less time. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work out so well. But what it does, it does. It does. One of these shows, Amanda's like, I'm here, Amanda's like, yeah, well, he said, fuck you, go to hell.

He'll take it. All right. He said something about little monsters never compromised. I don't know what that meant. But so then so by the way I also really struggled with a man says, you know she's wearing sort of like a black it was like a black shirt with big puffy's like shoulder pads big puffs over here but then she was also wearing like a floral jumper over it. Huh, get triggered.

No, I didn't like it. No, I was thinking the whole time, with an uncomfortable restaurant. That does not look like a comfortable restaurant. So he's like, I have to text, I'll be right back. And she's like, ah. And so he comes back and he's like, we'll take it. She's like, here's my car keys,

fucking outta here. I did it, it's my first it. She's like, here's my car keys. Fucking out of here. I did it. It's my first wine. He's like, uh, bought a house. Right. Right. Right. So then she's in, and she's in like an interview

and she like gets up to ring the bell. And she's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. She's like, this is so cool. I like this. She told him, oh my god, you made me so happy. This is like my. I like that seat. Oh, my God. You made me so happy. This is like my first real estate thing. He's like, wow. I kind of wanted to date.

I was like, am I the only one getting some chemistry between these two? Patrick and his tucked in button down and a man's in her. And he's shiny dad jeans. Yeah, he's trying to be hit, but he's there're still dad jeans, you know, yeah, it looks dependable I'm totally into a man's trick. That's what their couple name is Patranza. Oh Patranza. Patranza like that. Patranza make this happen. I mean, sir So we're making moves we're making moves And so sure enough, it's another Mary song moving. Mary is moving. We see Mary in the

office. She's going. She's like, yeah, she's like stumbling out of her desk already. She's like, and there's like this really weird thing where she goes, I need some caffeine. And then she and Jason like, race to the curic and she looked like well I like when when Mary runs she looks like she's on roller skates There's sort of like that gliding wobble like I'm getting that curic before you Yeah, and then Heather tells Christine. She's like Heather tells Christine. Do you even know how to do photo copies? And Christine goes, no, I have people for that. So, uh, and then Jason's like, oh my God, I like can't take

a man's ass seriously on those glasses. I'm like, oh, it's a typical Jason being like, women are crazy. But then we see a man's enter glasses and they're like soft core porn glasses, you know, the ones you take off before you're like I just want to be sexually liberated And my sister you look like the naughty teacher and she's like yeah I'm going back to Miami next week and putting my penthouse on the market and I'm gonna spend some time there And I'm gonna make some deals you know how it goes. Yeah Yeah, so you know maybe start up other up-and-home group down there or, you know, things like that.

And Christine goes, oh, why? Oh, it's a bit whining. Yeah, they just ignore her. It's like major life decisions. It's a huge deal. Yeah, Christine's like, um, what are you guys doing for new years? And she's just Bahamas? Oh my god, you have to go to Atlantis Just stop by she's we're staying there Staying there. Yeah, what did you not understand about putting penthouse up and going to Bahamas to Atlantis? What do no one listen to me here? Am I even on the television show? Yeah, cuz didn't Wasn't part of Christine's beginning of the season when she just came back in town,

and she was engaged, and she was showing pictures. Is it just in my head that she said, yeah, and we spent the day at Lantis? I don't remember. I thought she was in Thailand. She could have been in Atlanta's also. You see how my mind just makes things up. I'm like, ooh, wait a shade, Christine.

Yeah. But also, like, Atlantis, I haven't been to Atlantis. I know it, oh wait a shade Christine. Yeah, but also like Atlantis I haven't been to Atlantis. I know it's like the mega resort down there And I know it's all fancy, but I also get the sense that it's kind of like cheesy. It's like it's not like a It's not like seeing it the four seasons right like even though it's probably hella expensive I think it's way nicer, isn't it? I don't know all I know is They have like a big water slide And when he used to went there on being Bobby Brown I don't know, all I know is they have like a big water slide.

And when he used to and went there on being Bobby Brown, they both went there and they were like eating at like the restaurant inside Atlantis and everyone kept bothering when he used to. And I just was like, it just didn't look like it didn't look like a four seasons. So that's, which I have no problem with, but I'm just saying in the context of this show, they're acting like it's the fancy issue of all time. And I don't know. I think I'm going on a path. I'm looking, I'm looking, I looked it up on googs. Oh,

they do have a cool water slide. I mean, it looks pretty fucking fancy to me, but I guess everything really looks fancy to me. Listen, if they want to, if they want to be our sponsor and want to sponsor a trip for us from to Atlantis, I'm okay with that. I'm just saying, you know, one thing I love being in a swimsuit given a call. No, I love traveling during a pandemic. I'm into it. Yeah. Now's definitely the time to get a deal with it. I don't know why I'm taking this stand about Atlantis. I really have no skin in the game. And no one was even making an argument that it's like the height of luxury.

I just like, I just... Listen, if we can't make a 20 minute show an hour and a half long, sorry, Kat, we're not doing our jobs. I just felt like taking a stand about that. Atlantis may not be quite as luxurious as they think. And I have nothing to back that up. Okay, well time will tell.

So Jason's like, girls, girls gather on the couch is listen, you guys all know the situation with Fennel. Hey, hey, Fennel, stupid now. I don't like it. I don't like it. Is it Fennel or is it anus like make up your mind? So they had to sell that house immediately because, you know, concierge service and all of that. And we sold it three hours. Yeah, we have three offers in the first 48 hours.

And I got 3.65 million in S-gro. And, you know, like, this is teamwork, okay? And what everybody's gonna get, ah-hug, lineup girls, give me hugs, hugs, I love my extra long teach, long sleep teacher for this occasion. So. The 30 hug line guys. So yeah, there's like, I thought it would be like,

really hard work with a manza, but like, I'm really proud of her. And like, I would be happy to work with her again as long as she's on time Yeah, and so Christine rings about oh The bell has a manza. Yes, the guys ring the bell. I'm on that video. Hold on That's what they both And they both grab the rope have there in a man's they both grab the rope like okay on a count of three here We go one two three

But they're not even pulling it to the side. They're pulling it down. Yeah, like The bell is just like the bell is like come on come on The bell is just like the bell is like come on come on Oh god, so back in St. Louis I would be brave I would be brave That's a rain And chrysalis having dinner at Shonda's family's kitchen. Yeah, Shonda is basically the Nancy Myers of St. Louis We discover because they have like this beautiful kitchen like everything and like this like Oki

like wooden table. Everyone's like these nice like cable knit sweaters. They're just like this like really. The food is stunning. It doesn't like like some crappy family dinner. Like we all grew up with. It's like beautifully grilled chicken played it over like roasted root vegetables.

Yeah, it's like farmer sink and island. Chalk burps. Beautiful like pendant lamps hanging down. And I was just like, oh, like the sun comes in. There's like a daughter and two sons. So one son comes in and he's got this like amazing sweater on. And then the daughter has like this like beautiful cheekbones. I was like, what? This is not right. This is not this like beautiful cheekbones. I was like what?

This is not right. This is this is not real. I am not. I refuse. And chrysalis like did you make this? This is amazing guys. And she's like do you recognize this knife? I mean I used to sell this kind of my door to door. Did I sell you these? Which is so cute. They kept the original knives that she sold them all those years ago. Yeah, so, um, and so, Chris Shells, like, you know, sometimes in L.A. we get caught up in things that are like supposed to matter, but don't. And being here is exactly what I think really does matter. And it's like really something that has to be proud of. I'm like, excuse me, I want to say that getting caught up in petty bullshit is universal and

it's not only something that happens in LA. It just happens to be that the petty bullshit that we do get caught up in here is really ridiculous, but we all get caught up in petty bullshit. So don't put that all on us. Totally like being a mausoleus. I mean, except that we're prettier and you guys are all mocked. But otherwise it's pretty much the same. Is there no paparazzi out there? Okay, so I guess this is better. Love your root vegetables, not gonna eat them, but I'll watch you guys.

Yes, so they all start eating and the daughter's like, so look at you, you sold knives, and now you sell multi-million dollar homes. You moved up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And, you know, Khrushal's asking questions of all the kids. She's like, so you're gonna take your GED? Oh, that's great.

I love a guide. Oh, and, oh, and you put together your own game console. That's great. Oh, you built your own computer. Guys, guess what? I just booked a ticket back to LA. I can't stand this any longer. I'm leaving. I can't. I tried. tried I asked you questions I'm going back to Betty

bullshit of LA my no and just the way she talks and you know the I guess I am ripping apart someone he just got dumped I get it it's what we do okay I feel guilty but at the same time I'm like Chris show like they made this beautiful dinner they're trying to make you comfortable and she's like well I guess it could be worse than getting kicked out of my home publicly. I could be selling knives door to door. And so then this nephew, he's like, so have you sold any big, like big houses lately? And she says, well, I did sell over four million in the valley. I'm like, you don't know what that means. Why are you saying? Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that? You know, what's the, you doesn't know what the value is. And Sean is like, how are the other girls?

How's that going? It's like, well, Christine's getting married and we're not, I mean, we're on good terms, but I mean, a wedding, that's another level. Like, who cries at weddings? I don't want that to be me. I'm like, literally everybody is crying at a wedding. You go to the wedding.

And she's like, I'm just not sure if I want to go back to LA. I'm really not sure. Well, I built another game console. Okay, I'm on orbit right now. I'm out. What is that, McPsychopedia? Okay, my Uber will be here in about 10 minutes. So anything else to say?

The daughter's like, well, Kirchelle, Ant-Krischel, you're one of the strongest people I know, and you can get through anything. Just keep your head up. You'll be fine. Also, can I get $2,000 for a new car? Thanks. So the next song is,

uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. That's a powerful new song. Yeah, we go from the family's house in St. Louis to the most LA place in LA. Gracios Maudre. Gracios Maudre. So delicious restaurant. Delicious restaurant.

It's a really delicious restaurant, but you go there and you take people who have never been before and they're like, cauliflower. That's what you eat. Like is that it? Where's the fish? Isn't fish vegan? No. Not saying that, Ronnie and I have personal experience

in this area. Not saying that, Ronnie is making any direct quotes from anyone that we may have brought there. But we don't have things like this in Australia. I said, you don't have cauliflower in Australia? Because now we have more green top vegetables. So we're there, so the twins and Mary are sitting at the table and what I love I love one shows to this. We just get like a snippet of like the end of some conversation and Brett is all mad. He goes,

I'm gonna see him at the gym like five times and Jason goes, Brett, just relax. That's all we hear, it's all we know about the story, but Brett is pissed because you have to see someone five times at the gym. Yeah, and then Heather comes in and she says, oh my God, you guys realize this is vegan, right? It is the most famous vegan restaurant in Los Angeles. Yes, they are aware.

Heather has to say that she's vegan in every episode, so funny. So I'm asked, it comes in last, of course and they she's like is Christine coming and my is like, oh her dog is lost so she's looking for him. Yeah, what? like, well, you know what, at the Oppenheimer group, like we have great balance. And like we work really hard to celebrate our wins. For instance, somebody got a mountain cabin from her husband. And so they start all the streets out of the speaking. I got a vegan cabin.

So they serve all this food in this like corner rides and she's like, oh, that looks so good, but we can't eat that. No, you're at the vegan restaurant. Now you can't even eat the vegan food. And Jason's like, all looks so good, but we can't eat that. Now, you're at the vegan restaurant. Now you can't even eat the vegan food. And Jason's like, all right, look, we've got so much to celebrate, crushed it on Fennel. I'll have that right up, sir.

No, no, not the crushed Fennel. The house, the crushed it on Fennel. A man's a took care of Stanley. Mary impressed a client with the turtle neck and got us another listing. You know, Mary's like the star here. All right. Mary's just like doing aggressive nods on her side of the table, because as Jay says, Brett's going through everything and she's like killing it. Yep. I have to do this sometimes to get my equilibrium back. Yep.

Well, you know, LA is a great market, but I have a lot of changes coming. It makes me think about what am I gonna do So that concentrate on Miami your aerospace leave the off-hand group and everyone just kind of ignores that again I was like Christians here. Christine's here So Christine shows up. She's like my fucking dog went missing We finally found and I meant like if I lost lost Teddy I don't think I could live. Like I literally couldn't live. I would hold myself up in a cabin, whatever that is, and I would just die on it. Okay, I can get another husband, but I can't get another dog. Barely had time to match my balance, Yaga. Yeah, so she's like so, you guys do really believe that Chris shout was blind

And they're like a thousand percent a thousand percent. Okay, listen This is Mary talking. She's like every relationship has small problems like for instance Where did my cheddar cheese cubio are? Where did my little piece of bacon go? Or like where's the pepperoni stick? Okay, that happens, okay? And you always have some on this. I mean, mine has been like literally won't stop playing Heidzosilami. I mean, like, so everyone has some more problems. Okay, everyone does, okay?

And I don't even know the details about everything, but it was nothing, so she was like 100% blindsided, 100%. And Divina tells us, Marion and Mads are like 100% team Khrush us, uh, Mariana Maza are like 100% team Khrushal and that's fine, but I have Matt Justin before and he was nothing but warm and kind to me. He was a gentleman. I took his jacket, I hung it up, I brought him a drink. So like, whether you didn't expect them to file that day fair enough, you can say

you didn't expect that and it's not fair enough you can say you didn't expect that and it's not believable but you probably knew that things weren't going well okay you're so miserable just just be like I understand what she's saying like things were probably worse than she was letting off but like also like for right now can we just like support her? So you're being so vile, go pose awkwardly over a log in a crazy little girl's lace dress for Instagram, okay? So a man's just like, well, she feels humiliated. Why would she feel humiliated and how they're going, because it's out there, her husband divorced you.

That's embarrassing. I mean, could you imagine being in a wedding? I've been married. That fails. Like, that's awful. That won't happen with me in Tark at all. At all. I mean, could you imagine everyone's out there texting you and messaging you and on social media? And it's like, that sounds really good, actually. Yeah. I just realized I'm fucking famous now thanks for divorcing me Liza she doesn't even have like cabin to go back to like that's embarrassing like I get it and Amanda's like um it should be embarrassing for him and Christian's

like um well I just feel like Justin is a stable predictable guy. I mean, listen, he was on a TV show and he showed up every single week on TV. So, like he like took care of his abs and he still has his abs after like 20 years. Like that's like the definition of a good man. Okay. Yeah. So we saw him at a party and like even when Chris show wasn't talking to me, like he wasn't talking, she wasn't talking to me in Divina, but like she was like, no, don't talk to them. And he still came over to us and was very nice and warm and endearing. And I'm like, that doesn't sound like a very supportive husband. I know, that's what my thought was.

I was like, he went out of his way to still talk to you, even though Chris Shell said don't talk to them. I was like, what an asshole. That's such a bad,, aggressive move, you know? Yeah. And Divina's like, well, the little that we know of him has been very positive. Like, he used to have frosted tips in the 2000s

and the 2010s and up until a few weeks ago. And like, that's great. Like, he's a great guy. He's a great guy. And I've sent him many letters informing him that too. And Amanda's like, yeah, if I asked somebody not to speak to my enemies and then they go out of their way, what a dick, you know?

And so she's like, you guys, we're not talking about Justin. There is no Justin right now. And Christine's like, you know, I just think that there's like two sides to every story. And maybe they were just having problems for a long time, and maybe he's just like, had enough of that, you know? I mean, you never know.

Yeah, you never know what happens behind closed cabins. Is that the right use of cabins? Did I say that right? So it depends on what you have to have aside the story. Oh, and Mary's like, I don't know why Divina is getting involved if she hasn't even met Justin, which is funny because Divina said that she had. And I'm just like, well, she's our friend.

And the judgment call is team Khrushal. Team Khrushal. And Mary is like, yeah, in my opinion, there are no two sides. OK, just one side. And that's like our friend. And we're going to be there for her. Yeah. So then we go over to St. Louis,

we're back at the airport. So, Krishal, this is a quick family trip. I thought you'd be there for like two months, but no, she's back at the airport. She's saying goodbye to Shonda, and Shonda's like, don't forget, we're always here for you, and you can visit anytime, you know, you know, you make your house a home and don't forget where you came from.

Okay, we lived in a car, okay, this is nothing. You got this. We were the smelly kids. Well, you were the smelly kid. I actually found ways to make myself clean, but you really held onto that title, didn't you? I do sleep closer to the little pine cone that hung off of the meat. But that was so cute.

It was cute. It It was cute. And then Krashelle was like, I got this right? Yeah. And so then she like walked in the airport and there's like a guy on the curb just like staring at her like, I've never seen someone's legs like so far apart like that. And so she comes in and goes up the escalator. It's just like guarding her face from anybody who might be taking pictures. The paparazzi's are lifting me on this moving staircase. It's just like guarding her face from anybody you might be taking picture The paparazzi's are lifting me on this moving staircase It's like she's going up an escalator for crying out loud just going to the departure level of the Saint Louis airport

So Next week is the season finale and I'm assuming that's Christine's wedding. So it's very exciting. Love this show. Love what's going on. I want them to be filming again. I hope they start soon. Until then, tomorrow we got the home edit, which should be fun. And then on Friday we have Real Housewives of New York, part three of their reunion. So good times. Check this out, this recap on Watch What Happens, crap is on demand. That's patreon.com slash watch what crap is. And we will talk to everyone tomorrow on the show. Bye y'all. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors.

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