Watch What Crappens - SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding

Episode Date: June 25, 2020

On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi. Hi. Uh, Ronnie and I, uh, not only do we do this podcast, but we all, we both, we have other things we do as well. Ronnie does the Rose Pricks Bachelors podcast, which is great for all your bachelor and bachelor at needs. So you go check that out, go subscribe wherever you would subscribe to this podcast. And then I, um, I'm also a guest host on the Game Brain podcast. If you like board games, check that out because it's super fun and super cool.

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Season two has been out for a while. I think season three comes out in July or August. Perfect. Better start hustling. I think I'm officially hooked on this show, Ronnie. I was season three comes out in July or August. Perfect. Better start hustling. I think I'm officially hooked on this show, Ronnie. I was watching it and I'm like, I was like, I'm loving this show all of a sudden. Like it's one of the things like, nothing happens. And then all of a sudden, you know, like the first few times we're watching, I was like, okay, I'll take a note about this and this. And then this episode, I was like, every little thing

I was like, Chris Schell picks up a coffee mug. Oh my god. Oh my god. We just talked about that. Yeah. Well, nothing happens on most of the shows we watch. That's just kind of the very role. That's true. It's not like we're normally recapping. You know, I can't even think of anything smart. That's a dumb. The show has made me okay.

I can't even think of one smart thing to say. Amadeus there. I said something smart. I'm not saying we smart one time. Starring 11 ease man. Okay. There. Well, you know, it's funny. Something smart about something smart one time starring 11 ease man, okay Well, you know, it's funny so this week we will be on our bonus episode We're gonna talk about a million dollar listing L.A. We're gonna touch base with it. So I hadn't seen M

D L L a in a very long time and I realized that selling sunset is kind of now my go-to flashy Los Angeles real-stage show. It's better. It's definitely better. LA has taken kind of a dive lately, which we'll talk about later. I mean, a harsh job. A sad dive, because I like that one. I don't like it. I don't like New York, but I liked LA for a long time. New York drove me nuts. I mean, granted Steve Gold, I could always look at him, but New York felt extremely producer driven. You could just see the lines being written by the producers being fed to Frederick Ecclund, okay? But I think not to say that selling sunset

is by any means authentic, but I think once you go to selling sunset, it's hard to go back to the style of a million dollar listing in LA, you know? It You know, it's it's also people are writing the lines for them on selling sunset. They're morons. Okay. It's like more they're giving jobs to morons. Which listen, we both live in L.A. and morons need to work too. So I support it. You know, I'm also just written. I'm also disturbed that I'm starting to like Christine. I was like, I knew this day would come, because whenever there's a monster in the first season, I then start to like them in the second season.

I cannot help myself and I'm like, fuck. Am I starting to like Christine? This is bothering me. I actually kind of like everybody on it. And that's the sign that we're on a new show. Because when I actually like everybody, I'm like, well, my gosh gosh, what a bunch of nice ladies. Yeah, just such hard workers.

I give it three episodes. I'll be like, die. Just die. Put a pillow over your head. Do you dare? All right. But for now, I like everybody. I will have to say also that one of the highlights of the past seven days, for me, it was

that Divina tweeted at us and was like, oh my god, you guys are obsessed with them, like a laugh emoji. I was like, I feel like that was passive aggressive and I love it. Like that was an honor to be like, get passive aggressive shape in Davina. That's so Davina that tweet. It was so Davina.

Oh god, glad you're obsessed with me. Sounds like your podcast is not coming from a neutral place. I was on my way to calling you, Foni. you have sastr with me. Sounds like your podcast is not coming from a neutral place. I was on my way to calling you a phony or whatever that was. Okay, so let's get into it. I also really, one thing I really appreciate, I'm never gonna get into it. I can't because you can't even say it. Let's get into it. I'm never gonna get into it. But one of my favorite things about this show is how it opens, because it opens like with a black screen, and then it's like, there's always opens like, there's some kind of action movie, and then like, yes, really high glass openings like a Jerry Brookheim and like, ah, flipping over the hills. But no, it's just like, the dangerous thing

here is the really high heels. Like they keep showing close up to them all walking together and the heels are this high. Yes. And then Trixie, I mean Trixie's doing some of her best work on this show, even if they are reusing it, that's okay. So this week the Trixie song that opened up was, I'll leave gold on the floor wherever I go, I'm killing it, I'm stealing the show. I mean I think if you're leaving gold on the floor you're like literally not killing it. You were not. You're actually not just you just need a better wallet. You've got a hole in your purse. I literally do not want a realtor to leave gold on the floor. Like that's the last thing I want my realtor

to do. That is so irresponsible. Like if you're gonna be irresponsible with the gold then what are you going to be doing to my house? Unless it's a metaphor for Steve Gold, like I leave Steve Gold on the floor. Or like I've got the Midas touch, so like everywhere you step, you leave like little gold, maybe like footprints. Or maybe she has a gold floor crafting recipe

on Animal Crossing, because that, that's something that exists. Wow. Oh, so... Oh, and I should buy a real quick shout out. Cause we're not, we promise not to get into this episode. Real quick shout out, if you love, if you're like obsessed with Animal Crossing,

I'm not saying if you love it, cause I don't know if I love it, but I just play it like for two hours every day for no reason. But if you play it obsessively also, there is a watcher crap in animal crossing group if you're interested in joining. It's called, did you know this Ronnie?

No, what is it on the game? Like you go to the game and you can go to the web. Yeah, no, this has been going on for a solid like month and a half or so. Or maybe two months. It's called Scary Island, because we all have little islands in the game. So if you are interested and it's a really great way

to like swap recipes or find out if like Celeste is visiting your island, if you play Animal Crossing this all makes sense to you. I know Ronnie, Ronnie's giving me eyes like what is happening. But if you want to be part of it. I'll be studying the piano and learning music like an intelligent person does during lockdown. I recently got a piano for the piano. The point is this, if you want, if you're in need of some animal crossing, crap and community, there is a group for that so go look it up on Facebook. Wow, we're there for you guys. We are. Okay, now for our

now for our dose of casual sexism for the weaise. Yes. Oh, I really like dating a girl that doesn't watch football because then I can make her like my team, you know, like she'll like my team because girls are stupid. They'll just like whoever you want, right? Look at this. Let me prove it. Mary, Mary, what's your favorite football team? And she's like, how much problematic shit are we going to have in this like two-second scene? I know seriously and he's like all right there I want to give it was your second favorite football team

The Raiders the Raiders She's like on such edge and then he like Did you notice her twitching all over the place doing I swear it's getting worse? It's getting worse. I'm actually concerned. I'm concerned that there's either a drug problem or she has Like a condition that needs to be addressed. I'm very concerned for Mary Something about Mary Ben and I were texting about this like texting each other like are you watching this show? Ben sent a A gift of

Shari O'Terry that lady who's always popping the pills She is very is so herky jerky so funny But you know it was also weird about this whole football thing was how and Jason's like hey Mary Hey, so what's your favorite team? She's like Redskins and she's basically like here's a biscuit. He has a biscuit. He like goes up and gives her a hug like Good Mary good Mary you did you it right, you did it right. Yeah, and then something weird happened, I don't know if she first or what happened,

but like they hugged, because he's like, yeah, she goes, that's right, you're my bestie, you're my bestie, well, one of my bestie, sorry, sorry, Christine, but you're my bestie, you're my bestie. And then he hugs her, and then she goes, sorry, I had pizza last night. And I was like, do these Squeezy too hard? Like what happened?

A little, probably like, you can probably tell I have some salt bloat going on. So I apologize for being one millimeter thicker today. Yeah, please don't fire me. Please don't fire me. So Christine walks into the office. And Christine walks, Christine always has this look on her face.

She walks in. They always show this like, maybe she wasn't walking in the office, but she was walking from behind the office and the way the office is set up, there's almost like a catwalk. So she always has this look on her face, like, isn't it amazing I know how to walk?

No. No. No. She does. Like, she's so proud of like, like, I got on her face. So it's like moving her head up and down, like she's saying hi to 100 paparazzi

at the same time, you know? It's like, hi. Hi and down like she's saying hi to a hundred paparazzi at the same time You know like I Tung fully tung fully lodged between her teeth So then she sits down and starts doing she's also while this whole like football thing is happening She's also like reapplying her makeup and looking her compact and her compact says Too faced but it's T.O.O. Like you're too faced get it Yeah, I think that's a makeup. This is a makeup brand. I think right?

Like you literally like it's tamer out tamer Barney is your compact Too fast. Yeah Can you ever got too fast back? So Devin is like, um, hi. Can I talk to you guys about Audnon? I really could, I could really talk to you about Audnon right now. And she looks terrified.

Like, she looks like the girl from Psycho who just like stole $100,000 from the safe and is about to run away to the hotel. See, is Tev, I'm terrified for her, just knowing what she about to run away to the hotel. She is terrified. I'm terrified for her, just knowing what she has to do. And then my favorite part is that they keep on cutting to marry and they have the funniest, just any time they cut to marry in the office, she always has these looks of like,

what are they talking about with my ex-boyfriend? But she's always in a weird angle, they show her, like sitting in her chair, like to the side, and then she like, whoops her head around like. Yeah. And then she always has like a pan like she did it. She did it like this time. She had her arm like over the back of the chair and she's like looking over and she's like,

that was a separate time. That was a separate cutaway because I noticed that also. She had like her arm like she's like this chair is also it's a load bearing marriage. Yeah. It looked like she was like a broken doll Like her body is just like thrown over it. It's like the Mary net's done. The Mary net shows down on the puppeteers. It's just like the fuck it throws it on the chair.

The dresser. She was haggin' on to that. So we'll chair for dear life. Like, she was actually like quietly experiencing vertigo. She's like, yeah, I'm fine, guys. I'm fine. Just let me just drape onto this chair for a second here. Oh my god, it's swiveling again. Oh, no one told me there's a swivel chair. Oh, I'm fine, just let me just drape onto this chair for a second here. Oh my god, it's swiveling again.

Oh, no one told me there's a swivel chair. Oh, I'm triggered. Yeah, she does have that swivel where it's like going slowly. It's like, I can't control this. Okay, I'm just going to go with it. My head's going to say the exact same place. All right, don't want to get dizzy. You can find a spot.

Find a spot. All right, all right. Find that spot. Find that spot. Okay. All right. Redskins, redskins. My head just cracked off, my head just cracked off. My head's on the floor.

Okay, so Davina goes over to talk to the twins, who I feel like they're trying to differentiate this episode. It's like someone finally told them, guys, nobody can tell the twins apart. So one of them's like, I like spools and chicks and the other ones like I never say anything I don't think yeah breath and bladder one I guess I mean I still can't you know I can't tell I can start to tell them part a little bit just a little just a little just a little I think Jason is worst I think Brett is seems to be a little like a little nicer Jason's a little more obnoxious, but it's still like, Jason has more like a rounder head and Brett's like slightly long, I know,

it's very subtle things, but I'm sorry to notice. I just feel like twins are fucking with me. Like twins like this who are like, are exact, they look exactly like they have the exact same haircut, they talk the same. I feel like they're just trying to fuck with everybody else. It's like, at least the twins, there's twins on the bachelor that we just saw the other day, and they look exactly the same.

They finish each other's set and says, like, that girl, that girl, that girl, that girl. And they finish each other's sentences, but one of them has a bunch of earrings, and one of them only has one. And I'm like, we'll see those twins, they're not trying to make you look stupid, because at least they're giving you a symbol.

Like give me something, people. Okay, I feel like Narendra. It's hard, it's hard. Luckily, Jason and Brett have not a lot of personality so it doesn't really matter which one is talking at any given time because it's pretty much the same thing. You know? So, Davina is like, all awkward and so she's sitting down.

She's like doing that thing which she runs her, like her hair behind her ears. She's doing that. She's like doing that thing where she runs her piece, like her hair behind her ears. She's doing that. She's like, oh, so I know that we talked about Adnan and his properties and his very special house in Beverly Hills. So yeah. And so while she's doing that,

she's like sort of like preparing by getting the hair behind her ears. Christine rolls over to Maya, where she turns around, I guess it's Maya's behind her. And she's like, so, I saw that house that they're talking about, and it's gorgeous. Like it's,

God, it's like my dream home. Like one of the most well done houses I've ever seen, ever. I'm not making it up. Yeah she's that girl who stresses one word in the sense she'll be like I saw that house that Dabina has she's like it was like countertops on bases. Wow tiles, on floors, faucets, on sinks, like, in packable, uh, huh. And when I was like, what should I talk to fiancee who like this house? I'll say fiancee, she'll like this house.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's a little joke. So then we go back to Jason and Brad and they're talking and Jason's like, listen, it's Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your house than I do and I run this place. So I don't know, I think it's a pass. Diving is like, oh, but like it's a pocket listing. Like, I mean, we don't even have to market it. We could just like call people, because like nobody has to know, like it could be a secret. Our little secret, our dirty little odd non-secret, our $80 million secret, all right, well 60.

Well, I don't know. I don't remember who I'm talking to right now, because I just tell everybody different figures. But I mean, I'm thinking myself, like, do I want to send that property to clients? Or is it embarrassing? Like, what would happen if we went there and then a client was like, who's your favorite team? And then they said, like, Green Bay Packers.

And I was like, no, Redskins. Then it was like really awkward. Like, it's embarrassing for the entire place. I'd have to like try and date them to get them to like my football team. And that could make it awkward. That could make it really awkward. I just... I would...

The worst thing would be for something to be embarrassing for a practice, you know, like, I don't know, submitting our office to a reality TV show. Just be so embarrassing. So, you know, we really can't do that. So, the girls are still talking crap watching the meeting because the meeting is just an account in the same room. Yeah, it's by the decorative motorcycle. It's place in the world and their store is as big as a clairs and you know, there's like

a couch where they have to have all their meetings. Yeah, they all are watching. Heather comes over and she's like, what are you whispering about guys? And Christine's like, it would be the biggest listing anyone in the office has ever had. Well, as a vegan who is still rather upset about what happened last week, I just have to say that like if Davina doesn't take it, then like what if someone else swoops in and steals it and sells it, you know, someone else, like like what if I came in and sold it, you know, just just theoretically, you know.

And then she doesn't look like, because that's how Heather's taken seriously she's like what does somebody else takes it and sells it they're weird they have such weird moves on this so then Christine is like um I think that Jason's not only being a little unreasonable but also a little harsh with divina because if this was Mary's listing, he would be like, Yeah babe, get it babe, question babe, sling it babe, slap it babe, murder it babe, just remember it babe, put it in the trunk babe, get it to the desert,

I mean, whatever. Meanwhile, Mary's in her chair just clutching out for your life like, oh god, oh god. Oh, oh, oh, oh god. Oh god. Oh my God! Oh, okay. Something helped me.

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Let's take off with Tamla Plan! She ain't no shrinking Violet Coochar! We love you guys! So Jason, it's like how long is the listing of the property. It's just three months, it's just three months, And so they basically, he's like, well, we're not going to get one fucking phone call. I can tell you that right now. So fucking, so fucking poor. But I think the reason why we won't get a phone call is because I saw this cool news telephone that comes out from the floor. Hold on, let's bring it up. All right, it's coming. Hold on.

I'm on the line. It's coming. Yeah, hold on. All right. Oh, it's ringing. Hold on. We'll be with you in a second Let me just it's got to come up from floor Yeah, it's coming still coming all right. Yeah, I miss that one. All right. Let's send it back down again. All right Mary your foot's in there Mary get your foot out of there. Oh, sorry. I had pizza. Sorry with the pizza I had pizza so I stepped in the phone all So he's like I just want you to know this could fuck up our chances with his other listings, you know Like no, no, no for sure for sure. He's doing simultaneous with us for sure like the laurel one first

Sure, laurel way for sure. he's gonna list with us for sure laurel for sure like to be sure you are obviously a compulsive liar okay we've seen you go tell them that you'll you'll do what what did she tell them to tell to you like seventy million and then or forty million and then she's telling the guy seventy five million yeah well because no she said jace last episode i think jason said like 50 million.

So then she went and told the guy that'd be willing to do it for 60 million. And the guy was like, okay, you'll do it for 75 million. So then she came back, she told them 75 this time. She got her, she got her number straight this time. Okay. So, so yeah, but so, so Demi is like, I have, she's like, I have to try guys. I'm just going to do it. And Jason's like, well, I have to try guys, I'm just gonna do it.

And Jason's like, well, we have to agree on this. You just can't do it, you can't just do it on your own. And then it cuts to a creshell, like at our desk, just smiling like, like just so happy, like then they're like, I guess she should have come to the charity drive last year, huh? Maybe she should have shown some humility by giving back to others. Okay.

I'm going to burn man. I don't know. Oh, so the boys, the brothers talk about the pros and the cons and he's like, fuck it. Let's just do it. Look at you guys. You guys don't have to do anything. You're not going to spend any money on just let DeVina have her. Exactly. Please. And so then Jason, so then after Jason is like put through the ringer and like been such a dick about it Jason then acts like he's like the the great hero of it all he's like hey girls in the office Redskins fans pizza eaters I do want to congratulate Divina for a 75 million dollar pocket listing which is the largest in the office right now

congratulations I was totally behind at this entire time And she's like no pressure guys Call everybody you know And then this is where Mary's just hanging on her chair crazily like this is where she just draped on her chair Blown away like they got in the maxel ad by divinas pocket listing So then... Like how is that payback? I love Trixi Monical but sometimes she's just trying to start shit where there is none.

So the lyric that I wrote down was her saying, everyone wants to be like us, everyone wants to talk like us, like, la la la la la la la like us, everyone wants to sit with us. That was the song in the next scene, but that other song is how they ended the other scene. Drxin Monica has multiple musical cues. Wow, this is what she must love this show, that she can have actually two songs in between scenes. So it's very, very long. So then this is where we get a close-up She must love this show that she can have actually two songs in between scenes

So then this is where we get a close-up of all those really high stilettos going to lunch It's like I love this because this is a scene where Christine Heather and Davina go to a coffee shop called chichat Chichat And so Heather you know Heather always has like Heather's old is you know she really has so much you know, Heather always has like Heather's always, you know, she really has so much, you know, insight into the world She's like, oh my god, we are matching and cute today And she also like tries to scare everybody. You know that friend who's always like trying to like boo scare you Yeah, she goes Any dessert for you girls and Christine just looks at her like

I mean you're a snack already. And then Davina is trying to fit in with the cool girls so she goes, um, can I have a little, um, macadamia milk? Macadamia. Like, she looks at the other girls to see if they're impressed that she's ordering macadamia milk. I know. I totally wrote that down also. There was like this, because the thing is that Heather started off by saying

Um, I think I want to do an extra hot chai T latte then you see Davina's like Davina was just planning to have like a cold brew and she's like oh shit um I'll have a latte with Macadamia and he's a lot do we are we could with who's on that survey says and Then Heather goes how that goes says and then Heather goes how it goes oh and then divina goes yeah yeah like she's so proud that she got macadamia milk like I'm the one trying the new trendy milk yeah I don't have to me I did Heather

goes I want that divina goes um you can try mine, but just a sip. I mean, everybody want to sit with us. And then they have to, it's like while they walk to the table to trick us. Yeah, everybody want to sit with us. And Heather's like, is it coffee though? And Domingo goes, yeah. You can have a sip.

And yeah, it is coffee. Yeah, yeah. I killed it with my macadamia nut order with hazelnut. Yeah, confused. Totally confused with popular girls. So Heather's like, you guys, I've been getting these little stress rashes and it goes from what? And she goes, stress.

Stress you idiot. I hate your macadamia nut cocktail. It's like the whole thing in the office, like it's bad. And then you go, oh my god, I miss that. I miss that. Well, like the whole thing in the office like it's bad. And do you mean to go, oh my god, I miss that. I miss that. Well, this is what happened in the office. So she's like, well, it was a man's side. Like shut up. I did not ask about the office. Oh, digital assistant. You did something like TV show the office. I'm still a little hurt by Siri doing that because we didn't ask that of her. So, so Heather is like, you know with Amanda, like, first she was like

sweet saying like, you know, like, that she was like being a mom and like she would rest, like she would rest, you know, she's being a mom, she's like respected, that like I give my phone number and everything and then I was like, I was like, honey, thank you, honey. Thank you so much, honey. It was like really sweet of her. She offered me some of her coffee drink. And I was like, this is sweet, you know? But then she was like, it terrifies me that you're

going to meet there that you've already met the kids. And I'm like, first of all, I do not give a shit what you think. And like, obviously you do. Yeah. Because it's like one little thing and you're still going fucking crazy. Yeah. And now making a whole new episode about it. You are having a tantrum at Chichat and you're not even enjoying your hot.

Chai latte. Very hot. Chai tea. So then, yeah, I was like, yeah, I don't give a shit. What do you think? If I'm moving too fast in my relationship or not, I really don't care what you think. I'm like, how is this woman not appeared on Karen's

Gone Wild Instagram? Like, you know how many customer service counters has she gone up to and been like, um, hi. So I actually ordered, um, I ordered this in size zero and it came in size one. And I'm just like, what sort of service do you guys have here? And like, why are you doing this? Cause like, I don't see,

I really don't give a shit about what your day is like today cause I have the wrong size, camisole. Okay. Oh, yeah. They're like, what, I was like, what? And she's like, yeah, because like like what I was like what and she's like yeah because like what heat what She goes I'm sorry, but like what amounts of spin through like I'm sorry that you went through that But like don't project that on to my relationship with a guy from flipper flop

Who was reportedly running around with a gun because he was so upset that his wife was divorced I was like wait a minute. I seem to remember these stories of Tarek during this divorce and I read them at the grocery store which granted, I mean that's basically the library in 2020 let's guess it. But I was reading it there and I remember like, oh my god Tarek, like I had no idea Tarek was that like you'd do. But I love that Heather's like, what? It's like like totally safe so he pulled a gun or something like a big deal It's just that it was like so unsolicited and rude. I'm not talking about Tarak pulling the gun I'm talking about a man's ah like she was very very rude okay, and like you know what now I'm just gonna have to have my guard up because like now you've talked negative about me and like a man that I love and his

Children and like this is a huge deal for me and Taric, okay? Like we're incorporating our families together Well, I mean, I don't really have a family. I have a plan, okay? And they're gonna be like my little cubs in a plan, okay? And like it's just very judgmental and evil, okay? Gary judge my little cubs and you know, you know Christina is like fuck you. Yeah, But Christina introduced her new guy to her kids pretty quick, I think too, because I watch her spin off. Thank you.

She's about as entertaining as plywood, just in case anybody is wondering. Okay, so here's just in case anybody thinks I'm talking about my ass, you're correct. So you win something. I was talking out of my ass, but I just looked it over so I don't give bad information. The headline for people is Tarik El Moussa jumped over the fence, Christina was crying and shaking

in alarming pre-sweet gun incident. According to officials, Tarik agreed to voluntarily relinquish all of his firearms for safekeeping for 30 days. And that's what I love about him. He just volunteers things like he's like volunteers his guns and his motions And I just feel like we're just like in we're like in um we're like in fame of you know You know what fame of is when you're like in love, but you're also famous like that's like what I'm feeling with him right now Yeah, he could have given them one of his guys, but he gave them like all 50 of them So he's a good person and that's why I'm taking care of the cops I feel like he took my heart and put subway tile on it

And now I'm like just in a place I never thought I'd beat before So Christina or Christine's like well, I don't know how you feel about being around her Are you gonna go to her party in Malibu and Heather's like? Oh my god? I mean here's the thing if I don't, they're just all gonna talk about me. I'm like, no one cares. No one cares. Heather is trying to make this happen so badly and no one cares.

Every scene she comes into, she's like, oh my God. So, you know, Tariq, anybody? Anybody? Tariq. Anybody want to take that? Anybody want to take that? Also, like, the recurring theme of this show is having this cliffhanger.

I'm not even sure if I'm gonna go to the party And then like next scene is them showing up at the party like every single time I'm gonna grab your attention the way I get mine Take it to a new dimension you won't believe your eyes So here we are in Malibu! Yeah, right. And a man's like, I have clients with an insane house and they're never there, so they've just let me use it to blow off some steam.

Yeah, it's like really cool. So she's setting up for this party and then everyone's showing up. And Jason, of course, is wearing a tank top that says the Oppenheimer group like Jason Okay, I know that you're trying to keep up with Mauricio and his like rampant promotion of the agency But we're watching literally a show about your agency. You do not have to worry You don't have to show your agency to your own realtors at a private party on TV. Okay. Hi, hi. Oh my god. Welcome. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi's just sitting there. She's like keeping her like wobbling under control. And Manta's like, I don't know if she's still upset with me. Like, I mean, I'm slightly worried about it. Like, I don't know.

So then Chris, Chris Shell is talking with Manta. And she's like, you know, something sometimes think faster. Okay. Look, I mean, for example, look at that boy with French braids over there. Look at her there look at her Kristi my

Then my braids yeah So they're all sitting there and then one of the twins pushes Romaine into the pool So there's like a splash and Krischelle goes oh my god that scared me So Christine takes off her pants because they're making fun of her for wearing like a wienzy and she's like, do you like this bathing suit? Am I just like, whoa, I need the glasses, okay? But yes, I love that suit, but God, I need the sunglasses for it. And she says, thanks, isn't it sluddy?

And she goes, yes, I'm sure your husband like it We also have like a moment of Maya trying to understand how to say onesie. She's like onesie or on Z On Z On Z or onesie One Z how you say this one? Crazy one Crazy

So then Maya actually, oh, she cats someone throws a football again trying to hit Mary in the face probably, and Maya catches a football and she goes, Tom Brady or no? Tom Brady or not, huh? Tom Brady? Tom Brady? So guys, guess what happens? Heather comes. She's still, he's like, oh, where'd it come from? I was late.

Just sorry. I had to get my hair braided. Anyway. So a man's it goes over in hugs, sir. Thank you for coming. Oh my god. Oh my god. Heather. Heather. Heather. Heather. Here. Here. How are you Heather? She's like so, Maya's like, are you talking with Heather? And she's like, I think so. I mean, I have no idea. And Mary goes, Amanda's got some vegan burgers for you, if you want. She's got some vegan burgers for you, just go over there.

I would have had one, but I have pizza earlier, so. So the Heather's like, oh, really? Are you trying to make amends, which is such a obnoxious way to like I hate people who are like okay I'm like apologize to me. Ready for your apology because Maya was like I think she's trying to make peace with vegan food. She's like oh really are you trying to make amends and amends is like um I mean yeah I'd be like to I guess because well we can talk now. Okay I mean like honestly, I would like to, I guess, because what we can talk now Okay, I mean like honestly like it was like coming from my heart And I just I felt so passionately about the situation since I'm going through it and like it was a knee-jerk reaction You know sort of like emphasis on jerk being you in this case and so I apologize if it came off as insensitive

I mean that was not my intention at all. I was not trying to be insensitive I was just trying to be insensitive. I was just trying to remind the office how ridiculous you are. I think you fell in love because you jumped on someone's yacht and you've been dating for three weeks. Just bring it out there, that's all. She's like, well, you said what you said.

And I don't want to get into a relationship when there's all this negativity around it. She's like, oh my, okay. But I like to think there's a difference between negativity and caution because like no one wants to think it's not going to work out. But I mean, there's kids involved and maybe maybe you don't want to feel cautious or you might not want to feel negative or whatever, but there's kids there. So you kind of have to think about the kids. Sometimes. So I don't need you to be concerned about my situation

as someone who recently had a hot chai tea. I think I'm pretty much in control right now. And like, you can be concerned about your situation and your macadamian thing that Devena got. Oh my god, so glad she's not here, right? Anyway, you can be concerned about your situation and whoever else you want to be concerned with, but like, you don't know me that well

and you don't know Tarek, although you might because he's very famous and our relationship with the children or anything else. So it doesn't matter if we've been together for a month or three or a year, we felt we were ready and we're gonna go with it. So long story short, I'm in a very stable relationship,

that's what we secure. And Khrushal jumps in. She's like, well, I'm a stat mom. And my husband was married before and he had a daughter. So hopefully she slows down because there's really no rule book. There's no rule book on being a parent. And I'm just like, look, I'm sorry, it's a small group. I like you.

Not that you need me to, but I'm not coming for drama. Like I apologize. And she's like, well, you said what you said. And I wish you hadn't. But like I said, I'm not going to hold a grudge, except for the past week, which I did every day and talked about it and every scene that I was here. And we'll continue to for the rest of the season. But it's not a grudge. She goes, I'm not going to hold a grudge. I'm just going to be more cautious. I'm like, that's literally holding a grudge. I'm not going hold a grudge, but just know that going forward, I'm not gonna trust anything you say

because of this whole incident, so. Yeah, and Chris shows like, guys, if I can get past it with the hooker, the hooker boil, you guys can get past it, okay? It seems like on all fours taking selfies, like, you guys talking about me? And then, wait, wait, and then there's a shot of Mary sticking a lime in her mouth

and nearly falling over. She's like, she was like, your shot, she's like, like the lime not really knocks her over. She's like, just gonna put this lime in the mouth. Okay, you're playing coming into the hanger. All right, must be a windy day on the term hack. Get that lime in there. So, Khrushchell is talking to Mary about wedding planning and Mary's like, well, I mean,

we're down to 60 now, which is good because we have all these rules now set up. How many people are allowed to come? And how long we're going to spend with each of those people at the actual wedding? And then, like, there's some guests we're not sure about. Maybe, when we're not really sure about, not I have to admit this is where I was totally wrong because last week I was like I doubt that Romaine gives a crap This is probably Mary like fuck her going home and bitching and being like fuck her I don't want her there. And he's like okay babe totally wrong Romaine cares a lot. Yeah, Romaine cares almost too much And so he's like I don't want to be on my, I mean, and Chris Shal is like, who?

Who was that again? Oh, I'm a man. I'm sorry. What can you just say that again? Yeah, we're waiting. I want to be on what? Okay, I'm just gonna assume you said you don't want our Sunil hot the wedding. So I think that probably works out because I don't think you know him. Okay, great. I don't think you know him. Okay, great. Arsenio all. So Mary is like twitching with her finger on her chin. Cause like, I don't know if she's like trying to keep it in place. I think she is. Like trying to think about supporting her head at that point. So really it's like, I feel she disrespect my waiting. And she tell Christian, Mary pay for us. You know us. You know she doesn't pay for me.

I was like, who is this guy? He's an ass. This guy is a total asshole the rest of this episode. Who'd have thought like a hot guy who, it's coast-long, basically on his looks, would be sensitive about the fact that he is the poorer one in the relationship. So he's like, yeah, he's like, you know, when she said, I have nothing to then affect.

I mean, like, who the fuck are you? Okay, like, the meaning about getting engages about love not material I could have put a rubber band on her finger and she should be happy for her. You know what I'm saying Like sorry Yeah, he's like no person like that need to be happy with my wedding and Chris just like well Maybe you should talk to her. He's like no, I not change my mind I am more stubborn than anyone. I'm like, okay.

She's like, and Christine goes, I mean, I say shit all the time. And I still expect to get invited to parties. So I mean, I don't see your point here. She's like, I'm probably the wrong one to ask. She was like, no one did ask you. I'm like, I don't care. No change mind.

You can't respect me and then be like, okay, no. Yeah, I think Christine tells us, she's like, being privy to this information is like, really making me uncomfortable. And like, D'Vine and I have become really, really close since yesterday. And like, she's really, really smart. And like, I like that she speaks with on her mind.

And like, I feel like she's real. Like, she's like the only one of us who does not fake boobs here Which is why she wasn't a virgin party. So anyway, I just I would hate for divina to find out From anyone other than Mara. So I'm gonna tell her Yeah, pretty much So Mara is like um nobody tell divina. Okay. I mean that's the thing. Nobody can tell divina Okay, what just was,

what we were just talking about. And Maya's like 100% 100. And Heather's like, how about a million per se like, is this real million per se and what is this? Tom Brady, no. Is that the Onzy of Percents? So, Khrushchell goes, I mean, I'm just so glad

I got married right before I joined the office because otherwise that would have been too stressful. So they keep putting in these things that Khrushal keeps saying because apparently while the season was being shot, her marriage, sadly fell apart. So they keep on putting in all this foreshadowing about like, oh my God, thank God I got married. Oh my God, well since I'm married, since I'm married, so'm just waiting for that That other shoe to drop. I know it's sad. I hear I'm predicting her reaction Well, you know just so I'm happy smile plastered to her face. Yeah, like while tears come down her eyes Who'd have thought if I married a really hot guy that wouldn't work out? Oh my God?

So big girl's those screams something something Halloween. That's a lot of Halloween alive. Of course they play the scary song why they go to the Valley. They're like, Oh, I didn't. Thank you. The Valley.

So Chris shows potential listing in the Valley. Jason met her over to check out her this place that she hustled. You know, all that passing out cards in the valve really worked out. She had to find me go listing. So they go on a little house tour because they were the developer. And they're looking around as a big yard and a basketball court, which was probably a little scary for Jason. And then a lot of hype.

So then, so Chris Schell is really trying, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, So we dug out the entire hill and then put it down here basically we'd all be under dirt right now Okay, if I hadn't done that we're basically underground I was like, I don't know in a city full of mudslides if that's really what somebody wants is like a giant wall while your house is kind of underground Yes, but you do get Well, I think in this city people would be well are happy to take a mudslide risk if it means that they get an open concept. So, you know, so then Jason is so condescending to this developer by the way. He's acting like this developer is like a toddler who just managed to put the circle to the square hole. Yeah, I mean, we're the square through the square hole because they're walking around and he's like, wow, oh, so you put in some LED lights in the staircase oh okay oh oh look at this closet oh nicely done nicely done guy nicely done

way to go wow I didn't know people on the other side of the hill could even function let alone design a closet wow blowing my mind yes you you made this flat so you can use a shovel which is pretty good I mean it took you three years so good for you so the TV that comes up from the ground, where is that? You haven't heard of those in the valley. Oh, okay. You'll get those soon. Oh, you'll get those soon. You'll get them, right?

Yeah. Yeah. So, Jason's very impressed with Chris Shell's hustle. And then they're doing a whole pitch to this developer about why the guy should go with Oppenheimer Group. And he's basically like, we have the best photography. We have drone photography. We do brushures. We don't do booklets We're on a reality TV. We're actually on Netflix. You're on Netflix right now So I guess let's just really push that Netflix angle you're on TV

I'm giving you more exposure than anyone else could give so look there's the camera. There's retails things Okay, I'm America. So there we go Yeah, and the guys like well, I've talked to other people obviously, and they've all talked prices, they're all talking five, about five, and Krasil's like, well, some people will want to flatter you, but I'm hoping you're around 800 square foot because that's how I can sell it the easiest or whatever.

And he's like, I want at least five five. And she's like, you know what? I don't know, I think if you go up to a six, I mean, just because what's in the area, you know, like, on hills instead of like underground. Maybe that TV sitting on top of something, I don't know, but is it, is it, is your shirt can't move? I'm just here to help you.

Well, I don't know. We put a lot of time and effort. I'm sorry, can I help you? Oh yeah, I'm just looking for the TV. I'm just tapping my foot So it's like okay, you've got the listing Which was kind of anti-climatic. Yeah, I don't think I don't think he got anything he asked for really He's like I'd like ten million dollars and I like will get you five5. He's like, take it! It's yours, get me happier. All right, we're gonna send one of our real tours

over, you're gonna meet her, she's great, she wobbles a lot and just had pizza, so enjoy. So then, Davina and Christine go over to this place where Christine's gonna be having her engagement party. And they meet up with Christine's party planner, named Lisa, who is like very enthusiastic about everything and so Christine's like, okay, so here's my vision for this party. I just wanted to be like casual things going on, Nebuchadneil, sexual fantamly opera. people to feel comfortable. So maybe like a zebra here, like from the Britney Spears music video, and then like fire dancers can be. Exactly.

I'm just being Lisa saying exactly everything. Yeah, okay. And then like something in the background, but like nothing that'll take your full attention. I'm like, so lonely. So like performers, so just like, just fly them in from Vegas, on Zebras, can we get blind with Zebras?

Zebras, Zebras, Zebras, Zebras, Zebras, Zebras, on Zebras. We do that. We do all that. Why them in from Vegas on deep breaths can we get blind with me? Bras to drive the Repaguses people on to we do that. We can do all that. Yeah, obviously so easy. Okay done Can I get trained it's I was thinking about that also You know the funny I like how she says she just wants it to be casual, then says it's sexual Phantom of the Opera. What part of opera sounds casual? Were the people in the opera dressed casually, they were not in sweatpants, okay? They were informal wear when that shantilier fell on their head, okay? Even the Phantom of the...

Even the monster is dressed to the nines, okay? He is, first of all, he's wearing a mask, which is already inherently formal, and he's wearing a tux. He's like a very, very, like I think that like, it's between the fantamely opera and Dracula for best dress scary people, right? Also is pretty sexual, fandom of the opera already.

I don't know that you need to add that onto there. I mean, they're not like grinding and bumping, but he's like coming into her through music and like turning her on and stuff, right? Are my roommates a visual metaphor of so many things, right? Am I right? If you really look at it. So that slowly hung, slowly really hung things coming down on your head.

Chris, she also comes back. Oh my god, that scared me. So, so, yeah, Davina's like, what is your budget for this? So, Christine's like, my budget is love, so. My budget is I'm way out of his league. So, she's like, yeah, I just want close family and friends and obviously, everyone I work with everybody. I just want that on camera that I'm saying I wouldn't't fight everybody. It's a good idea to get to a discussion right now.

So anyway, this is gonna be super awkward for you. More awkward than you trying to pretend you know what macadamia is, okay? You braced. All right, we hold on one second. I just want to get a photo of you looking really scared, about what I'm about to say. And I'm gonna take another one on about 10 seconds

after I drop this awkward news. Can you, okay, can you do that thing when you run your fingers or your hair? Yeah, and I'm gonna take another one on about 10 seconds after I drop the software news Can you okay team any can you do that thing we run your fingers through your hair and hunch over just a little bit Okay, now now okay, let's do some role playing. I'm sorry, man. We're out of macadamia nut. Can was there something else you would like? Oh, that's perfect your alarm looks so good. Oh my god. It's so scared. Hey, God. Was that it? Was that it? Yeah, it's great. It's great. Okay. Anyway, was so she's like, um, we were at a beach party that you didn't go to and Romaine had mentioned that he doesn't want you at the wedding. And Davino looks like she's going to start crying. She's like, what? And Davino looks like she's gonna start crying. She's like, what? I didn't even know who was upset.

She's like, yeah, I'm as confused as you are. It's like Heather doing a fucking math equation. I'm so confused right now. I got to Heather trying to count out her change for a meter. Okay, 25, 5, that's about 75 cents right there. Right, gotta start over. Okay, one penny, three three quarters stop judging me change so divina's like wow okay and she's like I mean he's like devina doesn't even respect my

relationship and she goes well what I mean that hurts my feelings and like Mary should have just like I mean why couldn't she just like come talk to me? It's like, um, because that takes balls and we're talking about Mary here. Yeah. And Christine's like, I mean, and let's talk about hypocrisy, right? Why does Chris Shell get away scotch-free? If we were the ones, if she was the one talking about a prenup, she got away scotch-free. Just like a roll of tape. Just get away with it.

Asking for a friend I mean not a real friend because these bitches are obviously not real friends Sorry to tell you this, but I didn't want this to be an eyes wide shut kind of a moment Oh, I love that's my favorite mean girl thing to do. I'm so sorry to have to tell you this I just I really wanted to have your reaction to myself Yeah, did something like this happen in eyes wide shut No, I think that just means a regular saying I think she reverted back to her party planning by accident I just didn't want this

Bad eyes wise eyes wide shut. Yeah, I'm so sorry to be I just didn't want this being eyes wide shut So I'm talking about my party. I don't want to be like a eyes wide shot more fanting the opera. That's all I'm talking about my party. I don't want to be like an eyes wide shot. More fanting than the opera. That's all. So let's go to the farmhouse for a staff line. Farmhouse. It's home of all reality TV excursions.

Christine's like, oh yeah, farmhouse. Have you been here, Chris Schell? And she's like, yes, she goes, I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you could put that on your yelp, bitch. He loves that. And all the girls are walking, they're like, smells fresh. Smiles fresh. Oh my god, smells fresh in here. Smiles fresh. They get to the table by a ghost. Before we sit down, let us play musical chairs.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Hey, it's like when I did that joke when I said Christine hold on Let me take this call. Hi, Christine fiance. Christine want new house. I just know comedy come easy, you know So where's a man's ah, by the way, can I say something? Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt but I forgot that this happened also I'll just pause in this face like that. When Maya says, can we play musical chairs? I'm kidding. Heather, this is what Heather said. She says, actually, that is a fun game.

It's like guys, you've heard about this game. It's actually really fun. It's like guys have been talking about this game. It's actually really fun. So Mary's like, oh well, Amanda's been having issues with the dad of her children. And then we get a, Amanda's telling us in her interview. She's like, yeah, you know, she co-parents with the kids dad. And he's been a really good dad, but the past two months should just hit the fan and he's gone off the grid And she's crying and it's really sad it's sad and dark and It makes me concerned that the storyline is not gonna wrap up well, you know So they just cut us back to them like fresh

Guys no for real though musical chairs is like a really great game and I play it with Torx kids and they really like it Okay, so I mean I'm just saying I'm just putting it out there I'm so they're like what are we celebrating at Jason's like it's a pregnancy test So we're up 25% this year and like it's our best year ever despite like a really soft market and like we're gonna be doing 300 million dollars this year and then my ass like, oh, 380 including Davina's listing. And by the way, Davina is Davina not this. Why? Like literally, when Christine said that Davina is the only one in the office who did not

have fake boobs, I think there's a correlation to why she's not in like half the scenes. She wasn't at the party, she's not at this lunch. I think like until she gets fake boobs, the twins are going to ice her out of half the show. Which is very long hair and bleach her hair. Yeah, these guys, they seem super class. Yeah. So they're not advocating for it to get fake boobs.

I'm just saying, I think that she's being discriminated against for having regular boobs. Yes, boobery discrimination. Yes, boobist. She's being boobist. Yeah, they're boobists. Yeah, for sure. So, Christine just always trying to start shit is like so Mary. Um, any idea what wedding venue you guys are gonna get? I'm Mary's like, now she's like wiping her eyes she's like oh I have pizza yeah Yeah, you know we've seen like every time of the new we've seen Farms we've seen churches we've seen rooftops. We've seen hotels

Slippin fly we look at the slip-in-flide one time Now we're looking really great Georgia and California and everywhere have been, been to, I've just never been to me, honestly, I've never been to me. Okay, like, okay, Mary. And Jason's like, worst case scenario, you know, you can always use my house, my little red skin. You know that, right? And she's like, Oh my god, I love you. Speaking of the like who says this? Oh, I don't know. I could have been told to Vina. Yeah, probably was like, probably all just one one word in that sentence. Speaking. Have you told Divina? Yeah. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, it's

no special here. Oh my god. So Mary is a little bit like, yeah, she's like, well, I thought I would tell her about like, I haven't seen her and I thought maybe it would be better in person if I like told her in person. So I'm just gonna wait for her to see her in person. So no one say anything. No one say anything. I might as well say anything. I might as well say what everyone knows about her. And then Mary's head just starts to like, left and right.

Like, how do you guys all know? It's like, I'm saying anything. It's like her wiring gets on. My god, someone give me the back of a chair. I need to hold on to something. I can't stop too much pizza. By the way, Mary, you could just call, like, I know she wants to do it in person,

but she could have also just called up to vegan it and said, hey, can we get coffee right now? So her role, I just haven't seen her yet, is bullshit, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, okay. Uh, so Jason's like, well, you know, I think office dynamics should come before your husband and Crystal's like, well, I know that neither of you have been in a real relationship, like me, who's so happily married. But listen, if you ask anybody at this table, if, you know, you have been in a real relationship, like me who's so happily married. But listen, if you ask anybody at this table, if you had to take a stance, they would

choose their man over the office. And yeah, Christine is basically like, um, excuse me, but Divina is a human being with feelings and she already knows because I already told her, oops, sorry. She's got feelings and emotion and super awkward doily dresses that we interact with on a daily basis. So I'm telling her dress. She's also trying to sell a house for an 80s villain. And if she doesn't do it in three months,

she's gonna get killed. So like, let's have some compassion a little bit. Yeah, and while you guys are trying to figure out who you're firing and not inviting, just know that you're all invited to my engagement party, okay? Yeah, and you get bonus points if you dress up like Emmy Rossum, okay, sexual fan of the opera. Yeah, I'm just like, there's a few surprises, it's casual and sexual, and my guess, what does this mean? It means we're a hard hat because we will be dropping a chandelier on you, yes.

And Brett keeps going, the Oscars, it's like the Oscars. I'm just like, no, it's like the Oscars. It's basically like the Emmy's. She John Grays herself. Daytime is basically, it's going to be a sexual cocktail party. The Cable Ace Awards. Stress like you're going to those. OK. The actual cocktail party. The Cable Ace Awards. Stress like you're going to those. Okay.

It's basically like a pre-nomination party for the bath does. I'm going to go, oh, you're inviting Davina right. I'm keeling, I'm keeling everyone. I'm Mary Rolls-R-Ice. And Kraschel's like, is it possible to coexist with Christine? I mean, yes. Sometimes I wonder how much she was hugged as a child because she can really hit below the belt.

But I mean, as far as going to Christine's party, I just, I haven't decided yet and I don't need to. I just don't know if I'm going to that party. I mean, I'll be there. I'm obviously going to be there. I'm just not sure if I'm going to. So now, Mary and Romain are at a restaurant. And they do that like annoying pattern when they sit down

like, my God, it's nice to finally go out with you. I mean, like, we've just been so busy. Me with Real Estate and you with turning the TV on and watching it and then turning it off, we've just been so busy. So yeah, she's just swiveling around on her share, of course. We put on our swapping at her. Bad choice for her.

Yeah. And she's like, so are you sure you don't want to just so low, he's like, not going to happen. And she's like, so we have guests flying in from out of town. We don't even have a venue yet. And I just, you know, Jason offered his house, which I mean, I don't know what you think my friend. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he's like, no, I will not get married in my ex's house. My girlfriend's ex's house. No, I will not do that.

Yeah, he's like, I'm not going to. No, babe, I don't care. Would you get married at X-Girl friend house? I'm not gonna get married at your X-boy friends period So he's being a total dick and then he's doing that thing. He's like relax. Oh my god relax relax like what the hell Relax like you're the one being a dick and riling poor Mary up, but you can barely sit straight as it is Yes, her head's gonna fall off and she's like, but I don't want to hurt Davina's feelings. We have to invite her. He's like, I really don't give shit how she is going to feel about it. She said, but I have to work with her. He's like, well, then you care about the damage. That's all you care about. She's the damage, she's the work. And she's like, well, yeah, that's where I work. Yeah. Did she? Did she? Did she

care about that? It's work. Yeah, it was like, did she? Did she care about that? It's work. Yeah, it's like, you know what, Mary is right though, because it's like, okay, so she said something that offended Romain, God forbid she said one thing, and rather than like maybe like talking it out or whatever, he would rather his future wife have a miserable work existence and that potentially impact her money then just like inviting Divina and just like getting over it.

Jesus. Yeah, he's an idiot and I don't care what they're saying. She's obviously paying for everything. So let's stop pretending. Let's stop pretending. So yes, her job does fucking matter, sir. It's going to buy your house. It's going to pay for this wedding.

It's going to pay for her the diamond and her ring. So yeah, it kind of matters. Yeah, and we know that we know that she pays for everything because he's getting in such up, he's getting all into a snit over these things that, over Divina saying that he pays for everything. It's just a notion. He's been emasculated by woman. Yeah. So she's like, look, it hurts me that you don't give a shit that this is gonna affect my work and he's like, stop talking me that you don't give a shit that this is gonna affect my work

And he's like stop talking about her I'm getting peace and then he just his face is just so like Yeah He just never really booze. It's hard cuz I give him way too much expression for what he actually has But he's just like his main expression is basically like I am angry so I will touch nose to lip Yes I am angry so I will touch nose to lip So he's like stop talking about her. I'm getting pissed off she goes so am I and he goes you're being stupid I'm so tall. Oh, I'm like backing my chair up in a bar. So hell no so it's Mary. She's like oh god The chair is going back who put wheels on my stool So how does this end because my last note is you're coming off as a dick, you know

that I'm not. Yeah. She's yeah, she's saying you're really coming off as a dick, which it's sort of like a reference to I think the fact that cameras are there. And she's like we're ending this conversation right now. And he goes, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Like well enjoy the rest of your five-year marriage. Marriage, we know it's not going longer than that. Let's be honest. Yeah Wow Classy guy guys seriously. Yeah over to you. You've got to vet your hot guys, okay? And I know like a hot guy from another country sounds really hot get Google translate because you have to know what the fuck hot people are thinking It's usually nothing but if it is you have to know the people are jerks

It's not enough that they're just hot, okay? Find out if he's an emotionally abusive asshole. Also, like if someone's hot and doesn't show personality for the first year, so you know that the only personality that then will ever surface is going to be a bad one. And that's exactly what's happened. Yeah. Yep. Well, that brings us to the end of that everybody. Thanks so much for listening. Go check out our face masks over at crappensmerch.com. And we'll be back. If you want to watch this video, go watch it. There's also all of our videos available at crappens.com.

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