Watch What Crappens - SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!

Episode Date: July 15, 2020

On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza is around to save the day. But does she? Also, Mary looks at dresses, and Davina JUST WANTS A DEAL, PEOPLE. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch for Crappins, a podcast battle that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. And sometimes, beyond Bravo. Because today we're talking about selling sunset on Netflix. Hi everyone, I'm Ben Mandelker from the Real House Whereas of Kitchen Island, which is a real housewives of New York parody on YouTube. Go check it out. There's a new episode that went up last week That I'm really proud of and I hope you guys all watch it and laugh at it and share it with your friends

And you can also find me on the game brain podcast, which is for all the avid board gamers out there like me who are just for all the avid board gamers out there like me who are just obsessed with it. And also, joining me is the wonderful and hilarious man of many talents and dreams and loves. I don't know, I don't know what that even means. It's Ronnie Caram of the Rosebricks Bachelor of Podcast. What's up Ronnie? Well, hello, man.

Howdy, howdy, howdy. Hi everybody. So today we are talking, howdy, howdy. Hi everybody. So today we are talking selling sunset and for your reference this is going to be season two. Is this episode six that we're doing today? Of course, so bad. So this is episode six. Yes.

Episode six of selling sunset of season two. So go if you haven't watched it. So watch it and then listen. But in the meantime, let's give some small business shoutouts because times are tough for a lot of people and it looks like it's gonna be tough for a little bit. So we want to lift all of our listeners up and everyone can go help each other out. So Ronnie, do you have a good small business shoutout for us to share on the podcast? Yeah, so let's start with Gabriela. Gabriela makes, um, wait, I don't want to mess up at this is called she makes

guess who printables on Etsy. They're designed to fit into your existing guess who game and she refreshes it with familiar faces so they're really cheap to buy and added bonus. They help with quarantine boredom. You can even play with a friend over Zoom. These are really cool. Her shop is called Reality TV Treasures. It's Etsy.com.

So just go search Reality TV Treasures or go to Etsy.com slash shop slash Reality TV Treasures. Guy and get your guess. Who's Guy? Awesome. Here's guy? Awesome. Here's something really cool. This is an LGBTQ owned business from Jeff and Brandon, who came to our Philadelphia show back in December.

Hi, Jeff and Brandon. They said they want to reach out because they started a small business called Jacob H+. The company name is a combination of their initials, their pets, and the plus is a combination of their initials, their pets, and the plus is in hopes of expanding our family through adoption. That's lovely.

Oh. So they say they sell handmade soaps, candles, body butters, lotion bars, bath bombs, et cetera. Ooh, my knees loves a bath bomb, so I may have to hit you up. And all the proceeds are going towards expanding their family through adoption. That's wonderful. He says, you'll also notice that a lot of our product names sound familiar, because a lot of them were created from famous housewives phrases like, get off my joc,

and also people like the OG of the OC, etc. And there's also a few Shits Creek's references in there for good measure. So they say it's their hope that people will really enjoy what they're doing and can continue to help other families in the LGBTQ plus community expand their families as well. That is fabulous. Go check out their website, jacuphplus.com, and the plus is spelled out for their URL. So it's jacupUS.com. And on Etsy.com slash shop slash JacobH+. And on Instagram, they're at JacobH+. Thank you so much, Jeff and Brandon. That is awesome. Yeah, that's really cool. I love hearing it.

Honestly, I think it's so cool hearing all the things that our listeners are doing, how varied and interesting everyone's entrepreneurial endeavors are. I think it's really fascinating. I know. It's really cool to ask for a small business shout-outs and find out how many of you are small business owners. It's pretty badass. You go. And what's even good crap is going on. You go. And what's even cooler is that one thing I've been seeing in comments and also in the Facebook groups, et cetera. It's how many people really are going and checking out these sites. Just because A, they want to support them,

but sometimes they just need the stuff. And it's really, really cool. And our site moderator, Shannon, Shannon out of again, and Anthony, I believe she has compiled or is sort of an ongoing compilation of these small business shout outs. So if you missed it or you can't remember,

go join WatcherCrapins live and loving it, and I'm sure Shannon can help you out or anyone else. It's just a really wonderful community and thank you guys all for supporting each other and supporting us. Yeah guys hugs. Now let's talk about some petty bitches. guys, hugs. Now let's talk about some petty bitches. Selling sunset 206. So we get some behind the scenes action because Christine is walking into shot to a shop with Heather and Davina and she's like, oh my god, it's Friday the 13th. Talk about that on camera. Oh she said that. Talk about that on camera. Yeah. I heard her say it's Friday the 13th and it was great.

It was just this overlapping clutter of comments like this stuff is so fun. Look at these. Look at these. Those are adorable. That's so you. That's so you look at these look at these those are adorable that's so you that's so you look at these look at these this is so adorable this is so adorable this is so fun I don't know lady brings some champagne and they all go thank you thank you look at these look at these they were literally at the start of their own musical number right like just the general like chatter chatter chatter like oh my god this fun this is so fun. This is oh my god. Thank you Speedy a whole and But they all try on clothes. Well Christine does they're basically there to watch Christine travel a lot of clothes

Yeah, and while Christina's trying on jackets, then we get like Heather Declaring her not declaring but employing her a new catch phrase, which is, I love that. I love that. I love. I love that. Do you? This is like very, I just killed my husband, fat. I love that.

Oh my god, love that. Let me throw in my fancy robe after I just stopped my husband. Love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. And Christine's like, I'm really into chains these days. Love that. I love a chain.

I love a chain moment. I love links. I love metal. I love chain mail. I actually love getting chain mail. Love that. And Davina's like, so you're shopping. So are you distressing from stuff?

I'm just like, you guys have no idea. Guys, I have a situation with Mary. She came to show my house to a client and it was interesting to say the least. You know what I like that? Everything everyone does on the show is that they, they like confirm what they say to themselves, because Christine goes,

I had a situation with Mary, yup. Like, it's like exactly what DeVina did when she's like, I'm gonna have a macadamia, yup. Yeah, I noticed that Christine does not after everything, if she makes a point, she starts nodding and like biting her tongue Like yeah, she was mad about me telling you about the wedding Yeah, she said I'm not like loyal and I said I'm so loyal that someone still isn't talking to me to this a day Because I was so loyal about you

I'm sorry I was waiting for you to confirm what you just said. Can you give me a yubbim please? I was nodding and biting my tongue, but you didn't see it cause this is audio. You're right, yup, mm-hmm. And Christine's like, I mean, there's no rebuttal, you know?

And so then Christine starts making fun of. What? Ha ha ha. Cause it's just such a stupid thing to say. She had nothing to say. I mean, no rubbottle. She just like, you know, you've got her head around and knocked over a lamp.

Literally. Her outfit, by the way, she looks like a taped off stage in community theater. You know, like where they take, they put like neon tape down on the stage so the couch doesn't bump into the vanity or whatever when it's being wheeled on or whatever. Christine spends a lot of this episode looking like beaker on the map bits. Her eyes are like wide and her mouth is like, oh, because this is like, I feel like after this scene,

every other scene is heard just in the background, just like, oh, yeah, yeah. So, uh, Christine's like, yeah, like, Samary was like, well, she's like, Michelle was right about you, and then she stormed away. Yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She goes, there's definitely tension. So, um, send that dress and then the Navy one

and then the fur and then the shoes and then the chains and then the fur is again So do you feel a little less stress now and Christine goes about what? Then we get another tricky monocle beautiful song Mm-hmm, which is basically scoring people on those fucking stupid scooters coming down the sidewalk There was like a close-up of these two people playing chicken with the cameraman on the scooters. So then Mary, Krishaw, and some other lady named Nicole, like walk up the staircase to a house.

And Mary is like, I have walked by Flora Vera so many times. And it's like a hidden gem. And I just hope to find my dress and flora Flora fucking bear Vera, okay? Is Mary paying for anything in this room? No, because here is there one thing that Mary is paying for it I need to find out where Flora Vera is because I've never heard of it I couldn't even recognize where it was. She's got incredible housewives, you know, swag this one Like just going around getting shit for free. She's like the Kyle Richards of this show. Laura Vera.

Laura Vera. I have no idea where it is. It's driving me nuts. Laura, I'm looking at you. And you know what the staff meeting for this, they were like, you know what, we just need the shopgirl who's gonna be on this. We just want them to be fun and bubbly. It's like all to it.

No, not you, not you, Brandy, all right. We need someone like fun and bubbly I'll do it not you Jennifer someone I'll do it. Oh do it. Hi, I'm Sabrina. I'm gonna be your stylist Sabrina today. It's not floor of your it's Mary Hey, it's not Florian Virae, it's Merry Virae! So, Amanda shows up and she's just wearing this crop top that says, Junaisei Kwa, which I feel like there probably was an edited scene of the girls being like, what does that say? Junaisei Kwa. What does that mean? Junaisei Kwa.

What does it mean? Junaisei Kwa. And Sabrina's like, hey, welcome. Do you want some champagne? What does it mean, j'en a sec wa? What does it mean, j'en a sec wa? Mm-hmm. And Sabrina's like, hey, welcome. Do you want some champagne? I'll take the bottle, I'm hardcore. Wow, this place has a certain vibe to it. It has a certain, j'en a sec wa. So Mary's like, I want something sexy,

but sophisticated, something sexy, but sophisticated. And Kirstell's like, well want something sexy, but sophisticated, something sexy, but sophisticated. And Kirstal's like, well, my dress for my wedding. Oh, Kirstal. Hey, Kirstal, were you married? Are you married? It was a smelly dress. It was a smelly dress because I was a smelly kid.

I told Vera Wang, make it smelly. Yeah, I just hope that Kirstal gets some time to talk about her wedding. I was concerned. I forgot that she got married. Yeah, I just hope that Christchurch gets some time to talk about her wedding. I was concerned. I forgot that she got married. Yeah, totally. So she's like, my dress was strappy and scrappy, like me, when I was smelly. But you know, my style is definitely more, definitely more blingy than Mary's. I mean poor Mary. And a man's a by the way, is saying between mom duties and real estate and being a maid of honor and putting on crop tops and

Like learning how to drive cars again and like going grocery shopping. There's just like not enough of me to go around Miriam's like I just don't want to sexy with my dress. I want like a middle ground like they're sexy There's not sexy. It's like a middle ground between sexy and not Well like they're sexy, they're not sexy. It was like a middle ground between sexy and not. Mm. Well, Divina, I just want to dress. I want a Divina dress. I want something sexy, but also something, you know, pattern in case I fall over. Do we have something like that?

And the man says like, well, I got my dream dress for my wedding. I mean, it was like Versace or whatever she said. And she's like, but you know, I think Mary is like a little more chill than me, like a little more low key. What I'm trying to say is you can't get my dress for free at this weird store with that girl's stuffing drinks down our face. I'm just not really sure what's the appropriate dress for someone getting married for their

sixth time. I don't know. So, Mary comes out with her first look, and it's like very lacy and floral. I'm like, oh my god, look at your body. Your body is perfect. Oh my god, your body is so perfect. Could you just hold still for a second so we can take it in? No, okay, all right, you just knocked over a mannequin. All right, Mary, all right. And Chris, so you try to slide in another one. And Chris, she says like, Mary, how do you feel in the dress? That's what's important because when I got married, I felt like a hand in the glove. And that's important, Mary.

And Mary is telling us, she's like, I'm just very confused because I had an idea of what I wanted. And now I'm trying to keep an open mind. Like, yes, it's called shopping for dresses. We understand how shopping works. Mary, we understand the concepts of what it means And you know, like, yes, it's called shopping for dresses. We understand how shopping works. Mary. We understand the concepts of what it means to browse for things. So she gets the second one that looks like, she comes out, I'm like, why is she wearing

a night gown? She's like, I love it! I'm like, really? Okay. Yeah, I'm about to go, that does not look like it did on the hanger. Somehow. So I'm helpful. Yeah, I'm like, you know, normally I would say, it looks really frumpy and stupid on the hanger,

but you know, it works for you. She's like, I really let, oh, supreme is like, I love your booty. I love how like under your booty, it's an arrow pointing up to your booty. Yeah. And the thing is that this dress has like this huge exposed back and Mary has this like tattoo on her back Which sort of looks like the like a like a wind rose or something like that like a compass and?

I'm not shaming the tattoo But I feel like the dress clashes with the tattoo because it's sort of like overlaps some of it But not all of it. So it looks like this weird. I kind of feel like if you're gonna be showing off the back tattoo, I think you wanna like show it off and not like oddly clip it or whatever. All right, you gotta frame it, right? Yeah, it doesn't look properly framed, you know? By the way, all the girls, sort of like all at once

are all like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my gosh, goosebumps, goosebumps. I was really worried that you were gonna have like a really pretty dress and then I'd have to like look back at my dress and feel bad. But I don't have to feel that way. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, spoo-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s has been going wrong with this wedding. I mean, finally, finding something that fits right just makes me so happy. I'm so happy right now. I'm so happy that I'm frowning. I'm happy. I'm happy. So they start talking about the Bachelorette party and

Amanda's like, well, I'm in charge, but like, I mean, who am I supposed to even invite? Like, am I supposed to even invite? Am I supposed to invite Christine? And so she catches up Nicole, the new girl, on what happened, all the drama that's happened. And Amanda's like, well, I think that was Pissed Port Jesuit on Christine's part. It wasn't cool if her to go to Divina and tell her that, so it was not her best.

Not cool, not cool at all. Anyway, so then we go over to Nichols Canyon where- Dude, I mentioned that you got my attention. My new audition song from Selling Simpsons. I like it. It sounds like something you would hear on Broadway, actually. So Heather has a listing. It's like the first time we've seen her listing a house

and forever. And such there, and there's like a, it's my, it's my at the door. Hello, it's my, and so Heather has to undo all these latches. And like, you know, it's a door knob. It's a, it's a very difficult door knob. And my I was like, you better know how to open door for your listing.

Hi, hi, hi. Why you locked door, there's hardly bird on that street. Hardly bird. Well, you know, it's just that like I was talking to like, uh, Tark's daughters whom like best friends with and they say birds are actually very dangerous. So we just keep it locked and just be careful. Yeah, I'm just like trying to remember it. So it's a variety of tidy lefty Lucy, but like if you're opening a door is that tidy or Lucy

I just don't know. It's funny because Tark's daughter is best friend is named Lucy So I just try to remember okay, what would Tark's how would Tark's daughter remember how to do this and then that's what I do Heather is wearing this kind of cape. It's smock you said smock earlier It's like a smock, but it's like a hair when you're getting your hair done Or when people with hair are getting their hair done. It's like a bright pink thing that's put over anyway And she's putting her arms behind her back and she looks armless just a wait I love that I love that for her. Oh my god. I love that. I love that. It just got the crack and you really cut shaking my eyes She's like well, I tried Macedonia, not coffee,

at last, and my arms fell off. Yeah. Mm-hmm, yeah. And Heather's like, will they like the house? What do you think? She's like, well, they mentioned they want to be in heels, maybe, and there's no more heels than this. This is heels.

Yes, this house checks off a lot of boxes that my clients need, but Nichols Canyon is in the middle of nowhere. I'm like, it's literally in the middle of the city. And Nichols Canyon is not in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, it's like, it's off of Hollywood Boulevard. I mean, admittedly, it's definitely a more of a long and winding and annoying canyon, but it's still like there, you know. I like that one. One of my best friends used to live there.

I liked it there. I like it. That's where Trisha almost got run over by Robert Downey Jr. Oh. And he stopped his car and yelled at her in the street. Oh, he yelled at her. Oh, I wish I could have seen that

because I could imagine Trisha being like, my young shaman, driving so fast. She was. She was like, there's children on this street. What are you going? Nichols Canyon is beautiful, but it is, it's super windy, so it takes a lot longer to get to the top than you would ever think.

It's not like a straight shot, like Laura Aller. They're all like that. They're also fancy, and then you go up to these homes. It's like, Jesus Christ, you almost die 20 times going up there. It's true, because you can't see around any corners, and everybody's in their fancy sports called like Robert Downey Jr.

This is like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Sure, a lot of people die of it. It's like you pay millions of dollars for this. That's how Mary drops,'t fly yet, but she's got the prototype. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai.

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and the apartment up here. So I've just been like splitting my time back and forth. And like, I'm like besties with Taylor, who's Taylor's daughter. I don't know if I told you that. I just don't want you to get a computer Taylor Swift because like, I can see up people and like I'm like besties with Taylor who's terraced daughter I don't know if I told you that I just don't want you to get confused Taylor Swift because like I can see up people might think I'm best friends with her but in this case it's actually nine-year-old that I'm best friends with that I'm writing about yeah.

Mine's like oh god the guests they're here okay the clients are here and you lock the door oh no not what we do you lock door so this is this gay couple waiting outside and my it's like sorry complicate to open the door come on in come on in sorry maybe I'm just a little tired because I flew across country for this showing I don't know no no no pressure though anyway here's tour okay so how bedroom kitchen backyard pool, buying it or no. This is you cook and you're like no, she goes this is where the magic happens. Not the sex in the kitchen. I'm not saying Killing on Killing and Killing this is Heather her best friend is nine year old girl or I guess eight year old birthday coming up So the guys like we love it, but it's just a little too far and and my husband oh wow It's funny. We are hard workers. She drove up from OC and I flew in from Miami this morning just for you to tell us that it's too far for you

Love her So back at the office Maya's like what is with mosquitoes in hills by the way I don't think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I's up with all the mosquitoes in LA? I get beaten so much. Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam. I marry just slides in the door. She's like, Ooh! Maybe you're sweet! And Heather goes, I'm surprised you're getting bitten out here, Maya.

I don't get bitten, but maybe that's because I, my best friend Taylor, showed me like how to avoid mosquitoes. I don't know. I have nice blood. My best friend Taylor showed me like how to avoid mosquitoes. I don't know I have nice God I have nice blood, you know, I have good blood. Yeah, so the guy name is guys comes in and Jason's like hey guy good to see you bud. Wow look. It's guy guys, everybody. He's the guy named Guy. Guy, that'll never get old. Love you, guy. How's it going, Guy? Hey, Guy, I'm gonna ask you to go sit down on this couch and next to the motorcycle, why there's a motorcycle in here? Don't know, but it makes us seem a little taller,

so we keep it. Anyway, you sit down here and the entire office is gonna stare at you. Don't feel awkward. I know you're already on the phone camera and Krashelle is gonna smile at you, but tell you very disappointing news. Okay.

Yeah. It's like, it's hot out there right? God, it was hot at my wedding too. Thanks for coming over, guy. Guy, thank you for coming. I actually was debating whether or not I was going to come to this meeting also or just send you some flowers. But I decided to come to let you know maybe the reason why your house hasn't been selling selling is because of the price. I only say this is someone who had a very smelly dress at her wedding and understands value. He's like, well, look, the price doesn't need to be lower. I mean, the views, the yard, the price for

square foot, it's a good deal. And Michelle does this whole thing again where she's like, listen, no houses without challenges, but with this one, I've had to deal with quite a few. I mean, I've had to deal with the dog, some very cranky neighbors, an ancient Indian burial ground. There's a white path, a blimp actually crashed into the attic, so we've had to repair that. It's just a lot of challenges.

Did I mention the dog? I mean, are you open to dropping it? Are you open to dropping it? Like I did with my garter belt and my wedding? Because that's something fun to think about. And Jason's like, listen, listen, I know I'm not in this meeting, but your couch is right in front of my desk. And I think it's important to say that she's creating a market price here. You know, we've had it open every weekend. We've done flyers. Nobody. There's nobody here that doesn't know about the house, especially in planes because they can see it as they take off.

Everyone knows about the house because actually on Google maps it's listed as the seventh circle of hell which is another challenge that we're facing. Are you open to killing dogs? Are you cool with that? So, Chris Shaw is basically like, yeah, I think we need to bring it down. Like, maybe like, just a little bit, just that way. But people, you know, when people do their searches on the internet, like how I searched for my wedding dress when I got married, they may not see the results, because the price is too high.

Yeah. And Jason's like, you know, I like the idea of a 200,000 reduction, because we'll be having this conversation in a month, and you know what, that's going to be a hundred grand right there. Wow, what are holding costs on this house? That's crazy. Yeah, I don't even know what a holding cost is. Where you're just the house is sitting on the market so you're paying the mortgage. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's fun. I think it's got the holding for everything I know I've learned from HGTV. So if it's wrong blame those bitches okay yeah so this guy is basically like he wants guy wants it to be at like 4.499 and Jason wants it at 4.399 and guys just like I'm not gonna do that even though obviously he's gonna cave because he's on a real stage show and the realtor's always win on these shows. So, and while they're going back and forth,

they keep cutting to Christine in the background and her eyes are just doing, now she's when she's in prime beaker mode. Her eyes are just bulging and she just keeps on swiveling around, like left and right, like, is anyone seeing this? She's like, and then she's like rocking back and forth

on her chair, like, like, she's just like in full motion, just like wobbling around you know So Jason's like if we can get a reduction that justifies us doubling our marketing We'll do it again. We'll go to another magazine. It'll be everywhere another open. We'll do it. All right. We'll do it Yeah, and so guys like fine well, but he still Doesn't go want to go but he's agrees to a reduction, but only $100,000. So he leaves, and Jason's like, oh, I just bet he's gonna wind up in,

probably at 4.29, I know it's gonna be, especially after it had that, very self-contained forest fire in its own basement, that was really weird. Another negative. The minute the clown came out of the sewer in front of that house holding a red balloon, I knew it needed a reduction.

That's it. Yeah, as soon as Chrishell wound up getting thrashed around on the ceiling of the sewer in front of that house holding a red balloon. I knew it needed a reduction. That's it. Yeah. As soon as Krishel wound up getting thrashed around on the ceiling of the house, I was gonna be a hard sell. So the guy agrees but he's pissed. And you know these shows are so funny because these people come in here and if you want five million dollars for a fucking house on the side of a freeway period, actually really that's all I have to say just where that house is located is disgusting and underneath a flight path why is that your investment property sir and next to a dog add next to a dog yeah clearly the loudest dog in the valley so then then a man's a walks in. Well, first Jason Gibbsleis says is like, those aren't fun conversations,

almost like every conversation a woman has to have with me, but thanks for getting through it and handling it well, you're really good. Good job. And then Maya's talking on the phone in Israeli. Yeah, I think Hebrew, if you will. In Hebrew, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, which I love. She's like, I wish I can remember any if you will. And Hebrew, thank you, thank you.

Yeah, which I love. She's like, I mean, I, I wish I can remember any of my Hebrew that I learned in Hebrew school, but like all I can remember is check it, love of, check it, check it, love of Akasha, which means shut up.

Oh, damn it, I wrote it down so that you would tell me what she was saying. Check it, love of Ak, I'm not saying it right. Check it, love of Akasha, that's what it was. Shots up. Shut up. Check it, love of Akasha, Shack up a vakasha, that's what it was. Shut up. Shut up. Shack up a vakasha, shack up a vakasha,

shack up a vak, that's all she's saying on the phone in my mind. She just says, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up. So Mazda comes in and Christine's like, look at my nails. And then we cut to Heather, who's like my client, Colin is super busy girls

And I'm supposed to show him this house on doheny and he has to do it at 4 on Saturday And it's like Tarek's daughter's birthday. He's my best friend and like what am I supposed to do? Just stab my best friend through the heart. If I miss her birthday party She'll be so upset like you should have seen her reaction when I told her I tried macadamia not coffee before hers she was furious okay I cannot allow this to happen and my is like oh sorry have to fly Christine and Christine's like super busy I have a nail appointment I swear my male girls busy. She does Ariana Grande too Yeah, yeah, yep. Mm-hmm. So Heather goes Heather's like Jason I have Tarz daughter's birthday. I cannot miss this Jason. Can you do it? He's like, no, I can't do it

I have to Schedule the afternoon to watch my TV come out of the floor. So we have to find someone else Chris else like sorry sorry I have a showing. Is she like anyone anyone anyone? And Amanda's like well my daughter has gym until two in the valley so I guess I could drop her and then I guess get back by four. And they cut to Mary during this and she is like, her eyes are bulging, like she is so scared and she's like, puckering her lips, like, like, she has, like, something has overcome

Mary where she's like, don't let it happen to me. Don't let it happen to me. And she's just, her lips are like, just so like, there, something is happening to her lips, like the fear in her face, I don't know what happened. There was like some trauma that was just revisited by this request. I know't know what happened. There was like some trauma that was just revisited by this request. I know Mary sometimes looks like that moment

where you're starting to choke. Yeah, yeah. It was almost like she was starting to lose her balance, but she didn't remember that she was actually in a chair, I'm a safe. So Manza agrees to do it to make a man's with Heather, who still hates her. And Heather doesn't even say thank you.

She's just like, oh, sent you the in-bow cell. Yeah. So then we go to Davina and her $75 million listing. And so she's there. And you know what's so weird? Is that like in my notes, you know how it does the squiggly line when it doesn't say, it says, this is not a word. And when I write down to Vina it squiggles

The a Vina part but not the D that's so to Vina Yeah, my D is actually accepted Yeah, I'm only partly squiggles so yeah actually like a most max recognized part of my name as opposed to Chris in yeah She's like well, I'm up for the challenge of selling this house. Like, my friend David is an agent for a very high-end client. It's a billionaire and those don't grow on trees, which is why I'm wearing my very special uh, teenage addition. Christmas stress made out of green velvet.

Wish me luck. So yeah, let me show you around this house. Like, I'm here, what I love about this is like, this is like you feel like you're in the living room, but you're actually outside. Because you've actually walked outside, you didn't realize like guess what, we're outside. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.

Yep. And the guys like, well without saying too much about my client, he's in biotech, obviously you're there, okay. Do you think this price is flexible? It's like what you're bragging about your ov be a billionaire. Okay. Do you think this price is flexible? It's like, what, you're bragging about your client being a billionaire. And then don't use, don't say flexible

in the same sentence, sir. Exactly. And he's like, so, I mean, he came up with this ridiculous price. You were the seller. It's like, well, I mean, the seller. He's like, mm-hmm. He's like, but if you, but if you generate an offer, I mean, he may feel different

because like, you know how sometimes people they see an offer and they're like, I feel different now. So it's like, maybe we go with the, you know, how sometimes people they see an offer and they're like, I feel different now So it's like maybe with the you know, it's like the other day I went to I went to Chichat with the girls and like they were so set on getting just like classic lattes And I was like, I'm here latte with my Kami not and they're like my Kami not and then they're like Yeah, it's like a real coffee and they were like, okay, I'm gonna try it. So they had it So they like totally changed their mind. So what I'm trying to say is like give me a goddamn fucking offer please

He's like, well, I goddamn fucking offer, please. Yeah. He's like, well, I think we're talking mid 50s here. She's like, um, I'm actually only in my mid 30s, but the house Divina. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, I'll try to work with that. But she looks terrified. Like Divina looks like she's on the way to the slaughterhouse.

I bet. She knows she's made a huge mistake. She's like, yeah. But I think she just keeps on saying, but I think if you make an offer, I think there'll be some flexibility. He says it's 75, but I'm sure he'll come down to like three million, it's like pretty easy.

Just make an offer, please. Just make an offer, make an offer. Make an offer. Yeah, anything, please. I need to do dress. Please. So now we go over to Heather's Dohini listing, and this guy Colin shows up and the doors locked

and no one's there basically. So it's like 405. He's like waiting it's 405 now. So he calls a Heather and he's like, hey Heather, no one's here and I got a tight time frame. I have to leave by like 530. I'm like, you scheduled an hour and a half to look at the house.

That's not a tight time. That's not a tie type. That's actually a very open time frame. Oh, and Amanda shows up and she's like, oh my god, sorry, I'm late, but you know I have kids. She shows a 30 minute lady. She should mention 30 minutes late. Yeah. And she's like, I'm drying my hair in the car. I mean, let's hope it's worth the wait. The wait is worth the wait, right? Yes, it's worth the wait. I mean, I have a it's worth the wait. The wait is worth the wait, right? Yeah, it's worth the wait. I mean advocate. I mentioned that right now. I did my hair in the car But more importantly, she also is like oh, sorry, it's last minute

I mean Heather's at her boyfriend's daughter's birthday party. I believe anyway, just a fun little Pack toy anyway, I got kids hair in the car anyway She fucked up in every single way you can possibly fuck up. Yeah, exactly. So she starts showing the house around and I love that this guy. Like a man says like, um, are you a reader? He's like, no, I'm not a reader. Oh, okay. You like to cook?

No, I'm not a cook. Oh, okay. Do you like sitting on chairs? No, not really. Oh, okay. Well, good news is this house has air in it. So you can bring air. He's like, oh, yeah, that was good. I think you can breathe air. He's like, oh, yeah,

that was good. I think I'll buy it. He's like, you did a good job. She's like, nice. So I got Heather's commission. If this is a sale is a joke, but not really. So Yeah, she's like landed it. You're welcome, bitch. So then Heather's driving along. Maybe I guess Maybe she's done with the party. Where isn't she shouldn't she be at the party? Why is she driving along so she's driving and she's speaking to Colin and he calling goes so how is the party and she's like oh Um, oh ha ha ha so she tells you about the party. That's what was it was my boyfriend's daughter's ninth birthday So I think we all understand that's like a pretty universal like lifetime moment for all people so

Yeah, I've like known her for two weeks so And she's like really is she told him about my business. I think that that girl house it weren't format She needs to be at more careful She needs to be a little more professional and be careful what she says to people I'm like if you want to talk about professional, how about you go to the listing as opposed to the ninth birthday for your boyfriend's daughter. The girl will not even, she'll be with her friends

and have cake and presents. She's literally, she'll even know who you are. She literally thinks you're made. And have fun when Tarek is like, oh, I have a listing showing, I gotta go. I can't make your birthday. Yeah, exactly. I watch Flipper Flop, ma'am.

Yeah, exactly. Enjoy getting kicked to the curb soon. So, and there's like, well, like the whole family was there, and it was just like something I couldn't miss. Cause like the family, and I almost know all their names too. So I just have to apologize again. So she's like, it's gonna be a 3.9. And he's like, I was going to be 3.9 and he's like, I was thinking more about

3.7. She's like, well, that's a manza. And by that, I'm aggressive, but also admit it and say, and say, we're not going higher. But you know what? Let's be optimistic. And he goes, yeah, and hopefully there's no more birthdays that come up during the negotiation process. I was like Colin I love bitchy ass Colin. I know me too So now he asked Colin who's also the easiest to please He just walks in a place. He's like, okay, I'll take it. Yeah, seriously. He's like guys I don't have a lot of time. I only have three hours left

Before I have to go somewhere so I'm just gonna sit here for half an hour and and be cool with it Yeah, so next we're at dinner party Yeah, I think what Jason's has and so Mary and Kraschel and the twins are there in Romain and Jason opens up a bottle of wine and Romain and gives it like such a stink face I don't even know why did you know why he goes my God. And then he scowls at the wine. This is his face, I think. He was just like disgusted. I'm like, enjoy your free wine, Romaine.

You don't have to pay for it. Oh, yeah. Romaine's like, just stay out of the food. Guys, stay out up the food, guys. So everybody shows up and it's basically a five minute scene of people hugging. It's like, oh my god, it amounts us here. Hi, it amounts a hug.

Hi, hi, hug. So, Chris Shells here. Hugs, Chris Shell, hi, Chris Shell. Oh, Chris Shell, why did you bring a gift? Oh, I thought this was like a wedding shower, sort of like a bridal shower, so like the one I had, but when I got married. No, Chris Shell, we're not talking about your wedding. Oh, I think this is why Romaine had the stink face.

Because Jason's like, hey, Romaine, help me try to open this wine, right? Who taught you how to open wine, bro? You got to take the foil off. Come on. Oh, I missed that. I was wondering because Romaine had such a stinky... I'm surprised Jason still invited the wedding. He told me how to take the foil off

He doesn't know that so respectful disrespectful. Of course. I know. I'm a man. Okay. Yeah, he's totally Emasculated he will totally disinvite him and Mary's gonna have to have an awkward conversation Just like when you said that I hate having this conversation He Jason but like when you said that about the foil. It's like he takes foil off so many things I wish you guys could see just you guys don't get to see him, but I see him take the foil off of so many different things. And Divina comes, right? I have been to high Divina.

It's like, high real main. And he's like, what? So then Christina arrives looking fully like a porn star. And she's wearing some sort of like, you know, like, loa cut, whatever, like black leather. She's like, black swan basically. Black swan, which I say only because when she tries to sit down at the bench that they're

all sitting at, this dinner party thing, she's like, can't do it. She's just like, slowly lower herself down. She's like, oh my God, I feel like Mary right now. That was amazing watching her try to sit down in that dress Yeah, so funny and she swings that big ponytail behind her like it's balancing her like she'll She moves her body one way and then swings her ponytail back to throw balance to where she needs it It's so fucking funny. It's like playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time and having to operate a forklift for the first time in having to operate a forklift. That's exactly right. That thing. It's basically like I expect to start just a lay performer

on the at the end of it. Yeah. So they're all like just chattering and Mary is like the beat salad. So good. So good. Wow. Jason is throwing a dinner party and it's just what we do. It's just what we do. Wow. Beat salad, right? Wow. Wow. Yeah. She's like, I am still blown away by the fight we had, but I'm happy to keep my distance and maybe we can make it through. So they all give it cheers and a man says, oh by the way Heather your client loved the place I mean, he's really fucking cool guy. It's like Heather. Are you ever gonna say thank you or or anything ever ever? Heather and Heather's like yeah, he's gonna write an offer and I appreciate that but

Everyone a man so was late to the showing so And everyone's like, okay. And Jason's like, well, how late will you? And man's is like, I don't remember. And Heather goes, 25, 30 minutes, something like that. Something like that, everyone. And K-SAM within here, something like that. Cause they're on options at the table.

So it's all being broadcasted the entire group. Yeah, so like what I apologize, but you know, I have a lot going on. She's, well, next time you next time, don't say you can do it if you can't be on time She's yeah, but I didn't know I couldn't be on time until I wasn't on time Yeah, so and she also did say it's gonna be really tight which should have made it clear that she was gonna be late when someone says that And meanwhile Christine her jaw is like fully dropped, and that ponytail is like, it has fully mowed the lawn around it.

It's just like swiveling back and forth, you know? And Heather's like, and she said, I was at a birthday party. Do not disclose personal information. Okay, it's Hibibba. Okay, at the Happy Birthday Personal Act. Okay, Obama passed it. Hibibba. Hibibba. Okay, at the Happy Birthday Personal Act. Okay, Obama passed it. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.

Please, it's really important that my clients don't get jealous over the fact that I was hanging out with Taylor, my best friend. He's nine years old. Yeah, she goes, but I showed it and Mary is like, this girl has a lot going on too, okay? She's a single mother. So, now there's like, we all have a lot going on, whether it's a birthday party or kids,

like I have now, so. So then Breco's, well, why don't you have a man to do all your showings, and then you can do whatever you want, Heather, and she's like, okay, you know what? Like, all right, have a kiss. A man's a, don't clap back at me that you're at a birthday party, okay, and I asked you a favor and you said you would do it.

So that's all, you know, that's it, okay? So she's getting all- Drop the mic, Heather. Just drop the mic. And Christine's making these huge faces. Like she's like trying out the home alone poster, you know? Like everything is like- What? My parents-

So fluff me again. Ah. She's like auditioning for C. Sultat B. Demille or something like that. She's like getting her silent film reactions up Like I'm expecting a little title card that says like Christina shocked a little piano And Mary's like you well you guys have the luxury of like having mayonnaise and she doesn't have this like Oh Mary don't bring that into it. Yeah, she goes you're defending her because she's your best friend And like don't make me feel guilty because I went to my stepchild's birthday party.

Okay, it's like, um, he'd to break it to you. She's not your stepchild. Yeah, and she goes, it's been planned for a month, and my egg goes, a month, you've been dating for like two weeks. By the way, everyone, I'm'm pregnant again. Thank you. Yeah, she goes you know how people always joke that women women what does she say? Oh the women moves so fast in the office I'm pregnant. I move fast. No, like oh my god congratulations. You know Heather's so mad because she still was like Fuming about the whole situation Yeah, she's she's trying to compare having dating a guy with kids to Amanda trying to juggle being a single mother. Like how the real easy piece of work.

Heather is ridiculous. Amanda has two kids, known Annie's, a baby daddy who is MIA and also has to make her hair look nice. And Heather has like, what, she's got to like oversee the valet at this nine year old's birthday party. Yeah, she has to drive to the O.C. It's like really hard guys.

Yeah. So Amanda and Christine start talking. And Amanda's like, I got a lot of my play and Christine's like, listen, don't apologize for being late, especially not to Heather. I mean, she is basically like a walking lollipop with extensions, okay, don't worry about it. And so she starts crying, Amanda.

Christine's like, I don't know how you do it. It's like, it's my duty. So they're bonding because Amanda is crying. And then Chris Stella and Mary are talking at the other end of the table. And Chris Stella, Mary's like, you know what, I just want like something smallish and like kind of chill from my party. And Chris Sel is like, yeah, no drama. Like you and Christine's drama. Is she going to come? Is she going to be coming to this party?

You don't want drama? And it's going to be a dog next door because I'm really triggered by that now? So then back with Christine, Christine's like, um, to really sit and talk like you and I haven't done this before a man, so like, yeah, well, now that we are talking, I mean, I was really upset with you about that whole divina thing because like, I didn't quite understand why you would do that. and it really hurt Mary. Well, my position is that I was so loyal to Mary, like you know that song Proud Mary, like that was me to Mary, okay? And so much that this like so much I was so loyal that this one, this smelly one, talk

about her wedding over there, she doesn't even talk to me because of it. Because I defended Mary to the bone, okay? And she was just like, I don't care. I didn't ask for this. Okay. That's what I did for her. And she's like, yeah, but I would have just said Mary, she's, you know, what I didn't need to get Mary in ultimate. I'm not a child.

And she goes, no, but that's being an adult, not a child. Christine also, well, Christine also does this whole like, this whole woe is me thing. She's like, you know, I was so loyal to her and then time went by and Mary just left me in the dust and by that I mean, I went on vacation for nine months and got engaged to someone, but the vacation was in a dusty place and that was because of Mary. And then all of a sudden like, you, Amanda, you come back in the picture and like Mary wasn't there for me and like She never even asked me how I got engaged And I'm as was like well why'd she just tell her she says I didn't tell anyone

I'm like well that's like what are you complaining about Christine? I love this show. I know so I'm in Jason It's like what are you two girls getting into? Come on guys, girls, look at the girls. Typical bean girls, girls talk, come on girls. Girls, uh, if I could, you guys, things are getting a little tense. If I could, I would raise the TV from the ground in between you guys to cut you off. But, unfortunately, we haven't done that yet.

Let's establish that. I'll tell you what we're getting into. I betcha, buzz shot. And then the song is like, Welcome to Hollywood. Oh, bull. You're just like ends. What you don't see is Mary falling out of her chair.

What, that startled me, those ending credits. So silly. Love this, so, love it. Can't wait. I love that season three is around the corner. I love that by, I imagine by the time we're done with season two, season three will be starting right up. I'm so excited.

Yeah, because there's eight episodes, so we have two more episodes after this one. Perfect. And then I think it's either that week or the next week that it all comes back out on Knit Flicks. I know, I love that. I love that Netflix is just like, I love that. This is when Netflix spamming us with content really works out, you know? Yeah, you just have to find the right thing.

Yeah, and there is a lot. There's a lot, there's a lot of crap out there, but there's some good shit too. Yeah, all right everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here. We sure love ya. We will be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and then Real Housewives of New York the next day.

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