Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever

Episode Date: July 28, 2020

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain podcast, and also the Real House where there's a kitchen island, so cartoon on on YouTube go check it out And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carram of the Rose Pricks Bachelor Rose podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Well, how been? Happy Monday. Well, happy Monday to you. Are you just did you have a wonderful weekend?

I sure did. I've had an amazing Monday watching Reza. Reza is Monday. Reza is Monday. That is exactly right. Reza is a case of the Monday's guys. Okay. I woke up this morning and I went on to Instagram and you know I follow all sorts of people on Instagram but I follow the occasional personal trainer mainly just as Karen Huger would say for the eye candy. And this trainer was talking about, like, guys, you gotta learn how to love Mondays. Love in Mondays is what it's all about because love in Mondays is if you can love Mondays, you can love yourself. And I'm like, you know, shut the fuck up.

I'm here to look at your body. I am not here. Just because you are a personal trainer does that mean that you are the next 20 Robbins? And this is a problem with all personal trainers on Instagram I'm finding, except for my own personal trainer who's really good about not being like this. But they just love giving this like really stupid inspiration that is not motivational, just makes me mad. So yes, rest it as well.

Well yeah, it's like positive thinking people who are like, oh my God, if you just believe it, it'll become true. It was are like, oh my god, if you just believe it, it'll become true It's like really you're still poor and you got the secrets 10 the secret 10 years ago, okay? So shut up that thing has never been more than a good good for a parking space Yeah, and trainers are just like those people except they work out more, okay? It just means you have protein poop. That's all it means Because you have no subs does not mean that you were a motivational speaker.

Okay. Just because we all want your body, does not mean that I'm necessarily going for you for the inspiration for my entire life. Yeah. That felt great. Meanwhile, I just had a Tates cookie. So anyway, it's Monday.

We're talking Shazza Sunset, Reunion Part Two. First and foremost, it's dangerous out there with a big old virus across the globe hanging around like Vicky Gunnelson pacing around in the backstage of a reunion, okay? We're a mask. And if you need a mask, go to crappensmerch.com because we have a bunch of really fun masks. We have some that look like Lisa Rina's lips. We have be all be masked. Don't be all unmasked. Things like that. They're really fun shut up Kyle No shut up. Yeah, goodbye Kyle. It's about Tom lots of really good things So crap and smurch calm for that and also because of this wretched pandemic a lot of

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They are being hit so hard and they do such a they provide such a great service to the community So go go help them out. Thanks Lisa. Yes, and now we're on to the Shaws of Sunset final reunion The exact opposite of being helpful to the community it's the Shaws of sunset helpful to no one's community it's the Shaws of sunset oh goodness so this is part two of this reunion this crazy reunion and by the way it had the exact arc that I expected it to which was fighting fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, then somehow everything is fine. So yeah, yes. Being absolutely disgusting to each other, not answering any questions, and then just saying

a bunch of lies really loudly so that they sound like the truth. You guys, this is on camera, okay? We hear what you're saying. You're all fucking vires. And Mike being the one to give anybody advice give me a break Seriously, seriously you guys all have to look at yourselves in the mirror and say how did I get to this place where Mike is the voice of reason in our group How did this happen, okay, and when did fillers stop working? What we're in the mirror fillers dealer

Oh fillers dealer God bless her God bless her so I'll tell you what but also seems to stop working Andy's razor Whoa going for that stubble hey Live from the Hamptons of home at the Hamptons Andy just stopped even trying in this episode I mean at one point like Mike could you just take over a game? Michael guy Mike By the way, there was a picture of Andy that was going around this weekend. I guess he filmed a segment on Sesame Street and it was a picture of Andy with his son with Elmo. And I swear to God, the line between Andy Cohen and Elmo, that spectrum is a very narrow spectrum.

It's like, where does one end and one begin? Totally. Elmo's like, welcome to Sesame Street Street today, we're gonna have Andy. He just cuts off because he can't get his interstitial in on time. Hey Big Bird, did you get your boobs done? I don't know who over there at PBS booked Andy Cohen, but might never remind you this is the guy who had a bunch of guys standing with boxes in front of their dicks and had guests put their hand in them to see what was in there Well, it's run by HBO now, so that probably explains that Anyway, it was actually

It was a cute photo, but Andy and Elmo had the exact same grin on their face. I was like this is hilarious Now is no one noticed this okay? Anyway exact same grin on their face. I was like, this is hilarious. And I was no one noticed this. Okay. Anyway. So, uh, well, guess what? I'm keeping tabs in the shots while I'm also keeping my distance. So Gigi's just wasted. Yes. Gigi is so stoned at this point. She tries to laugh, but the only thing moving are her eyes which squint up and the rest of her face is just like grotesquely, filtered and still. She's just wasted over there. I don't even know what she's doing. She is. She is still her. She is still her. She's

still her. So I love to start making fun of Adam and Reza for their outfits and she's like you're moving on up. And then was that a Jefferson's reference? You know, I don't know. I think I actually missed that little part. I think that maybe I was that like some of the banter that happened like right before the opening credits. Yeah, I skipped that banter.

I skipped that banter because I just assumed it was recap banter, but I guess it kind of was. But then Neymar is like, Mike, you look like the conductor of the symphony that jacket. Then Mike goes, uh, if the conductor can afford this suit, then good for him. Yes, Mike, you make more than the fucking conductor

of the LA symphony, okay? Yeah, Gustavo Dutamell just wishes he could be in your bracket. Um, Mike would probably like tear down the Walt Disney concert hall because he could be in your bracket. Um, he would be, he would be, Mike would probably like tear down the Walt Disney concert hall to put in a mix of you spills. Yeah, it'll be great.

It'll be with so much money. Yeah. So, um, so anyway, Andy's like, so MJ, were you trying to retaliate against Reza about a contract dispute? Is that what this is all about?

Yes, yes, and yes, girl, yes, and yes. Resonate with the cheering like he's in a fucking case, like cheering get a drag show or something. Shut up, Resonate, what's talking to you? Resonate was driving me nuts this entire episode. He is so, he's very slick. He basically has a politician.

He has a talking point and anytime he is pressed about something, which he's not pressed very hard, and he not like the way like other people have been on these shows, not like the way K-Chastain was about what, taking a break or whatever it was on the blow deck reunion. But like, Residus always pivots too. I was blinded by my friend of 30 years, with two of this to me.

Everything. Yeah, he and MJ both really are very good at any time you say something they don't like It's that's what a victim they are, you know she destroyed me. You never came to the hospital My friend I Lost two-thirds of the blood in my body three quarters the blood of my body all the blood in my body. Three quarters of the blood in my body. All the blood in my body. I was betrayed. My uterus.

Like, okay, you two. But I think that if I have to choose between one crazy claim versus another crazy claim, I think I'm gonna side with MJ because hers was an actual medical issue and she almost died. And at the end of the day, I think that's always gonna win out for me against whatever Reza says. Yes, so Reza is screaming, yes.

And MJ is like, that doesn't even make any sense this contract dispute thing. And Reza is like, Destiny, Destiny can speak because Destiny knows the reason. Yeah, Destiny is gonna come out and fucking fight your battle for you. And just lie again. Let's listen to Destiny lie again.

Yeah, so Andy's like, I think Destiny has an answer, because I do. Yes, Andy. I do. I do. Okay, here it goes. When MJ was in the hospital, it'll be obviously all wished her well by not being there. But when I called her just to check up on her, the first thing she said to me was, let's wait until the cameras are up. I was... Flabbergasted. For the labbergasted, Andy. And now she's complaining that no one's reaching out. But when I did, you say, wait for the cameras.

And mind you, Andy. Okay. You know what, Ali told me. Ali told me, this is for sure, Andy. He told me that he really wanted to get in a good place with Reson Adam. He did, he said that, Andy. and then he said he wanted to bring stuff up And I told him okay then just bring it up

But then when he did that times 20 I Like that she is both like condemning MJ for saying let's just wait for the cameras to be here But at the same time she's talking about how she told Ali to bring it shit up She's confessing she's talking about how she told Ali to bring it shit up. She's confessing She's confessing to the whole thing. That's what makes me crazy about this show You've got destiny sitting there confessing to this whole thing and then everybody just ignores it and blames MJ Now MJ is not faultless either, but she just did the same thing. Destiny did so I don't get it So then we see this scene with Ali where she's acting like she's never heard this information

before, then has him pull out the text on national TV and laughs, is that his dingoing? So then we're back and she's like, I yelled at him, Andy. I mean, I said, why would you do that? And he said, M.J. told him to, Andy. You told him to, you just said that. I mean, I just feel like it's just so blatantly obvious that there is some game of telephone going on here. I feel like all these people are kind of so self-involved

that they just distort reality. I mean, I'm not trying to be a crazy MJ apologists, although I'm sort of leaning that way, but I can imagine MJ being like, you know what, like, let's not have this conversation. Let's wait for the cameras, because she knows that the producers are gonna want them to have this conversation, right?

So like, let's wait for this, you know, or maybe she's just thinking, I know how reality TV works, and this will be a good moment. Let's do that, whatever. Yeah, maybe not like the best moment in terms of best friendship moment, but like a smart moment for someone being on a reality TV. But either way, I mean, I still think that like,

the gist of all this bullshit is like, oh, Adam is going to send you text, well, yeah, bring it up on camera, yeah, it'll be good. It'll be interesting, you know? Like, I just don't think it's as like maybe, maybe in like real life, it's not a great thing to do, but if you're on reality TV, it's kind of like par for the course. Well, I think they all knew about it. It's just they're mad at like who's getting in trouble for bringing it on camera, at least the texting.

As far as not coming to visit MJ, I mean, you guys weren't even acting like you liked her while she was in the hospital. Yeah. They're acting like, oh my gosh, she just didn't let us come. We totally wanted to. No, they acted very defenseless while she was in the hospital was while you were throwing her under the bus for all this mess that you just admitted Yeah, for the fifth time that you brought on camera so shut up So Nemo's like well, then does she need why do they keep saying you were in on everything? I'm like listen I want everyone to know loud and clear. I do not have air conditioning Just fanning yourself.

Yes. Not only is Ali changing the story, but this person, this person, what's in it? MJ is changing her story, too. Even in Hawaii, she came to me and said, verbatim. Ali is playing both of us. I mean, why would she say that? Because he is. You just said, you just said that Ali told you he was going to do one thing and did another

thing. Why would it be any different for her? Yeah, exactly. And I mean, to be fair, MJ has been really bad about defending herself. She does keep changing her story, in like little ways that they just harp on. And she is not a great defender of herself. But that being said, I mean, yeah, it's clear that Ali is

I Mean it's I have such conflicting emotions about all this which is hilarious that I I feel like that makes it sound like this is much more Serious than it is but like I do feel like on the one hand Ali was getting annoyed by getting these texts from Adam I do feel like he was like what the fuck this is really weird and weird. And then they're like, well, you should bring it up on camera because this should be a dress on camera. But I, so I do feel like, I feel like in some ways,

there was really nothing wrong with him bringing it up. I think in other ways, he is totally like an attentionalist. He's a fucking thirst watch. So as even admits later in the episode that he knew that all of this was out there. He knew that everybody knew all of this and he was just surprised that it was being brought up

on camera, so can you break? And on top of that, let's not forget that Resa did not like Ali for like a year and a half before this and told Adam to stop hanging out with him. And Adam, even though I know Adam like confesses later on, like it still does not address the fact that Adam is an idiot for still texting this shit to someone that his husband was like, don't, like don't deal with this person.

Yeah, so Andy's like, so MJ, did you tell Destiny to bring up Nick and Jenga to the party? And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, Allie and Destiny decided to bring that up, you know, I hadn't even signed my contract for another seven weeks. And he's like, well, you can still talk to people even without a contract sign. It's how the world is. You can still use phones and texts.

Yeah. And MJ is like, you know, I told, I told Reza and I told Adam, I said, you guys, I sat them down and I was like, Allie has an issue with you guys. And if you guys don't take care of it soon You don't know this is just me MJ your friend of 30 years looking out for the best of you. I'm like, okay MJ alright now I've been defending you pretty much all season, but let's not get carried away We all know you never sat them down and said you guys watch out Ali has an issue. We all know that never happened

And Adam's like you you did not. You did not. Stop it. Just wide eyes terrified. You know, this whole time clutching resuscant. Yeah. Adam like, maybe honestly, please, please, be honest and J. We all know that Adam is basically a Karen because that was

as that was like his most authoritative. I want to speak with the manager voice at that moment. You did not. You didn't. I want to speak with the manager of MJ. I want to speak with the manager of MJ right now. That was definitely his. Do you live in this building? Voice. Definitely. For sure. I'm sorry. I couldn't keep the door open behind me because I'm not sure if you live in this building or not. Totally. So Andy is like, well, Destiny, did you just do MJ's bidding and she's like, Andy June, I never spoke to MJ one-on-one telling her to do this or that.

I will tell you this though. Okay, so now you're saying that MJ never told you because you never spoke with her one-on-one and she never told you to do anything. Okay, so we're still just cementing that. So I will tell you this though, Ali said MJ said to do all this. Well, but you did it. Yeah, exactly. So you're doing it. So you're saying now that you're doing it because Ali said that MJ told him to do it. So that's why you did it. God destiny. So fucking weak. They they just all. I

just don't understand why none of them have the perspective to say You know, this is all bullshit. I just Repeat myself over and over and over what Reza always says is we're on a reality show That's what it is. It's gonna be filmed whenever he's caught doing shit like this That's all they should say and your boyfriend is sending these texts to somebody who's been on the show Multiple times and he brought it up get over it, you know If you don't like it then don't fucking live like that. And if anyone thinks that Reza, if he found himself in the same position where he was receiving text from someone, if anyone thinks that he would not air that out or he would not deputize

someone or that out for him on TV, you are sadly mistaken. Yeah. So also, I have received, I have received I have received you know living this building and they just ignore him. I love how they just ignore Adam and all of this. Adam, I know. I'm lost in my notes because everything looks the same in my notes. So you just keep talking until I find out where we are. Okay, well it's the same for the next hour. So everybody's fun. I just am at like, my next note is Resa saying, be honest, please, please, please. I like to.

So we're a little past that. So, breaking ranks. So basically, yeah, Andy's like, you're telling me to do this MJ and Adam's like, I have texts and MJ's like, no, that is not correct, Andy. I told Resa and Adam.

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We love you guys! So, MJ's like, listen, no, there was no breaking of ranks, I never felt any animosity towards Reza, which kind of felt like bullshit and Reza, but then Reza counters with his own bullshit. And he's like, listen, I think MJ was mad because we started filming without her and every single person, including Nima,

and I don't mean to throw him onto the bus, but the vibe was great. Even with Nima, who we all agree is terrible doing this, your hand if you think he's terrible, sorry, don't mean to throw you under the bus, he's terrible right, but even with that little piece of shit over there, the vibe was wonderful. I mean Andy, we basically took a lot of discarded bottle tops, you know, like Nemas, and made them into a beautiful table. Sorry, Nema, but at least you made something decent to put my drink down on. So then resasseracy, this whole, I'm sorry, there's like now of course a street cleaner. I think what happens is that like the city of Los Angeles hears and I'm talking about these Russian people

and they just try to send any sort of sanitation device towards my apartment when we were in there too early there's a lot of mess to be there's a lot of shit wow it sounds like an ill UFO is landing out there wow so it's saying she's mad because they filmed without her and the vibe is great okay the reason that the vibe was so good was because of all of this gossip about you and Adam that's the only reason the season was doing well in the beginning. So if you're correct, it wasn't doing well without her. It was doing well with her in it even though she was on camera. Exactly. Don't you see what you're admitting? You know, it's also one of those things where, you know, Razer clearly has issues with MJ

and it's one of those things like, oh, Marcy isn't with us. So like, let's try to be like, as like, let's try to make the vibe as great as possible. You know, it's like one of those things where like, wow, that person isn't with us. So I'm going to like really like, he's going to go out of his way to make sure the vibe is great. So that way he can, when she comes back, he can start saying things like, I mean, I need to say it, but the vibe was kind of better without her, you know, like, you know that game. I know that game. Yeah, so he gets up.

Everyone on this show is basically at a backyard bar, they just keep getting up, getting up here, staring at themselves in the camera, fixing their hair and makeup while they're taking. I know, it's constant. So, and then, so, Resa starts saying this thing to MJ, which is actually kind of like patronizing. He goes, you know what, you survived.

Be grateful, don't you see what's going on in the world today? Stop being so negative. He just goes, you know, get 19 more cats, Resa. I can smell you from here. And then Adam's like, I am pinching my sinuses right now. I'm so upset. MJ, you look very healthy and I'm pinching my sinuses right now. I'm so upset MJ you look very healthy and I'm glad you're doing well and I support you and I love it stop it stop it Back with the beer. There's like kind of walking around

So I was like well, Rella there was some discussion about your relationship with Adam and then we see This clip of Adam completely lying to resist face face. You believe this? This is coming from Ali. You're sure and you're gonna believe him. He never tells the truth. And then going into the bedroom where he thinks he can't be heard. And whispering, well what I think he's talking about is I jokingly told him we were gonna play some games here possibly naked. I'm maybe that you maybe that's where Ali misinterpreted it. Yeah, so here's the liar.

And so then Andy's like, well, viewers have a hard time believing you're in a monogamous relationship. Are you guys open? And if so, why not just admit it? It's pretty common in some gay relationships. And then did you notice this that Adam Yanked, Resa's hand goes, no.

Like, no, we're not in an open relationship. But he like, Yanked his hand to be like, don't you dare say anything, Resa. Yeah, Reza's hand goes, no! Like, no, we're not in an open relationship, but he like, Yangt is hand to be like, don't you dare say anything, Reza. Yeah, Reza's like, let me handle this, Adam. Okay, and I will let you talk openly. I had him, even though I'm not right now. I'm shutting you up right now, so you can't get us in any more trouble.

He's like, my problem, Amarity, is that I am a friend of 30 years, the 30, 35 houses, bitch, this isn't the 70s. I am a friend of 30 years, the 30, 35 houses. Bitch, this isn't the 70s. I'm a celebrity. If there were bath houses, there would be a photo. Okay, no, it's not the 70s. There still are bath houses and sex clubs,

all over Los Angeles, pretty close to where you live, actually. And guess what they don't allow in them? Fones and cameras. Yeah, I guess it's, I guess it still gets caught in this. It's a pleasure. Yeah. Stop throwing me into the bus, yo.

Resid, that's an interesting point that you make, but it also does not answer the question. And you completely deflect it as he does the entire episode. Any time there is anything that could put the attention really on the source of the issues and the source of his unhappiness. Victim hood. Victim hood. And I firmly believe that source of the issues and the source of his unhappiness. Victor, it's this. Victor M. Hood.

And I firmly believe that one of the things that's driving this feud is that MJ and Reza feel a certain sort of way, especially Reza, I think Reza does not like sharing MJ with Tommy. And I think that is what this is all born out of. And I think that especially if he is in a relationship where I'm not saying that he's unhappy in his relationship but if they are open but he's like kind of embarrassed about it, then he would deflect that embarrassment into someone like MJ

and just destroy her instead. Well those two, my God. So then the next one is Reza. And I thought this was a good question from Andy. He's like Reza Reza made Mike admit that he cheated on Jessica. So why are there different rules for Reza and Adam Mike you want to take that one and Mike this is totally right, you know Reza forces whole thing out on camera. It was just like what I was just trying to help Yes, and now Mike's like well no, no, no, no. There aren't different rules.

I'm just not that kind of person. You know, Adam has some faults. Reza has some faults. MJ has some faults. Whoever is doing the tiling in that apartment building has some faults. And I'm going to deal with him because I'm a man. OK.

But you know what? It's up to them to decide if they want to have an open relationship. That's how I operate. I'm not like a piece of shit like Reza. But for some reason I stay friends with him. So there we go. But MJ stepping in and trying to create truth or awareness. This is not doing anything but causing havoc. You were sitting, you were the one who told Destiny, you better tell Reza that's right now. So Kelly from Savannah, whatever name was, says, when Destiny told Resa about the Jenga rumor, Resa didn't defend his husband. Does that mean you knew it was possible that Adam had done what Ali had said, which is a very good point, Kelly from Savannah.

That was true like that. Resa's first instinct was not to say, oh, that's ridiculous or whatever. He's like, okay, okay. I would pass that. They said the clip of him just sweating profusely and gulping a lot and moving his eyes back and forth, like looking for the exit. And you did, oh, go ahead. I was gonna say you knew that, like that Kelly from Savannah had totally caught Ressa because his answer was

such like a politician answer, right? You know, it's like, I so appreciate this question. Oh! So good. I actually didn't flinch. Because this was some old bullshit that only MJ knew about. So at that moment, you saw my face, it didn't change. Because bro, she wants to apologize. I'll take her back

But that's like okay, okay, let's make no one so this is some old bullshit that only MJ knew about Destiny now knows I'm like so you're olly to Destiny's already admitted to telling Ali, but also Adam texted it it to Ali it's there. It was it was never denied So like this whole thing like I just laughed because MJ knew about this so so clear so I just have to laugh I'm like well, wouldn't you actually be fury. Why wouldn't you say it right then and there like all this stuff that you're saying right now What's it? Oh, this is just some old bullshit MJ's trying to start problems or whatever and you know also if this is so old and everybody and you already New all of this then how come that night that you confronted Adam Adam lied about it to your face and then ran into the bedroom and whispered

I think what he man is I talked about having people over for naked. So this nothing like sense you fucking liar So yeah, I was interested and today I'm joking admit what you get did there's no future having people over for naked. So, does nothing like that, you fucking liar. So, yeah, I'm joking, I'm joking, but what she did, there's no future. And so, Mike's like, so there was no Jenga, there was no Jenga, and Adam's like, he knew I had two friends over, and I never cheated on Raza, ever, okay?

I'm calling the police, I'm calling the police. He's like, we got these jankas and gifting sweets. And when you're the gifting sweet, we got one small jenga. And the next year we got a bigger jenga. Andy. Was it Mike who didn't know how to play jenga? Didn't he say that earlier this season? Yeah, the one in charge of building buildings.

He unfortunately would build a building like a jungle block. He'd be like, oh, okay, this is just like my blueprint. Oh, I shouldn't have removed that apartment. It was a load bearing apartment. So, GG is, then we go to commercial and we come back. GG's just taking selfies of herself. And she's like, you guys, this is the best lighting in the world. Take your selfies on for your Instagram post. Do it guys.

It's the most urgent situation she's ever felt. We're back. The drama between Resident Adam heated up when Ali kept up the Bravo tradition of large-tech font texts from Adam. And he pulls out, you know, we see the clip of him pulling out his lease of antarpump uh... i message printout yeah

uh... nancy says what went through your mind when all you have printed out the text messages is proof of me that i just think right on nancy high five the internet when they first thought was who still uses print is my second thought was, who still uses printers? My second thought was, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, that. Never say I already had receipts from my hairdresser, okay? I already had a receipt from my hairdresser that this little person was in cooots with MJ. So this is all your hairdresser's fault. Why aren't we blaming the hairdresser? Anybody who knew about this

is it fault besides you and your husband. So bring the hairdresser in. Yeah, I did. And yes, exactly. And also like, Ali had the text. It doesn't matter what the cooots are not Ali had the text the whole issue was that the reason why you met with Ali was because you thought that Ali was spreading lies and you want to get to the bottom of it and Ali was like no these are actually the texts and I don't like these texts being sent to me and I feel like I'm being sexually harassed a moment of hyperbole for sure but also I think I even alley is allowed to say I'm not really comfortable with getting dick pics from Adam, you know and

And then that's when resa threw the water in his face and almost push them into a fire actually Yeah, yeah Overdream Yeah Well, we're being drama queens that was dangerously close to being thrown into a glass fire pit Yeah, I just think that like Resa saying he has receipts from his dresser Who probably use resa haircare or was it called resa be Something I don't know. I did

It's a big hair gold He'll be cool dresser Resa hair be shook But I just think that has nothing to do with what Ali was presenting him with and it's not an acceptable answer to me. I rejected him. Yeah, I wrote, what is this info from the hairdresser?

What are these texts from the hairdresser? Why does that have to do with Ali having proof? Andy ignores all that because he's here. Andy, he's just like, Adam, we'll just go to Adam. All right. Adam, can you take responsibility for sending these texts? He's like, oh my god, Andy, 100% I take responsibility. Because if I had never sent the text, he wouldn't have had am you Nishin and here are my Karen eyes.

And I'm gonna wave my finger, Andy. Everyone starts a clap. I'm like, are you guys, I was like, there's part of me that felt like that was a very sarcastic response I'm not sure he was really taking responsibility in that moment Well, how is it taking responsibility anyway? You're blaming everybody else you guys are setting fire to everybody else for you doing it Yeah, exactly he did something he did something MJ like Ali Yeah, exactly. He did something. He did something.

MJ, like Ali was feeling a certain sort of way about it. MJ was like, well, bringing it up on camera. Resa has now elevated it to a betrayal of a 30-year-old friendship, a diadiadaada. And the truth is, the real betrayal happened, as we saw, as we were reminded of, back in 2012 or whatever, in that second reunion when Reza said the worst things ever about MJ. Like really leveled some harsh allegations and I'm sorry whatever whatever role Mende had in this stupid mess I don't think that compares what Reza said about her back then. Adam I just

was just finding it funny that Adam's trying to be all big and strong and tough and wait just finger and he and he's trying to be all big and strong and tough and wait, just finger-Anthie. And he's sitting in front of two large golden anal plugs. That was Adam's background. It's fucking planters. They look just like gigantic golden anal plugs. So then Andy's like, like, well, Resa, when you went after Ali, I mean, you got up, you almost zoom into a fire and burn him to a crisp, Freddy Krueger style. I mean, you got pretty physical. Why not put him in his place?

Well, I was so heartbroken in that moment when I realized my best friend of 30 years had set the chain of events in motion that would bring nothing but negativity into my world. Wow, so there you go. You knew Adam, basically Andy just said, you know your husband does this shit, so why would you have a fit when somebody didn't like it? Which actually is a good question. And so he starts his victim thing and I'm just like, shut up, quit your bullshit and then she gets

right into the camera and she thinks he's going to badass, but it's basically All blurry and just looking up her nostrils Yeah, well, I mean this is I think this is the best time that she had said that because she uses it in random parts Like you know like like, Well, MJ once told me that she doesn't like yogurt. Well, I lost two things in my blood. But here it actually made sense because she's like, she says, like, well, I just happen to be intimated in a coma because I have two thirds

of my body's blood supply in order to save my life in a five-hour surgery at Cedar Sinai. But oh yeah, that's right. Your husband's gay-sexing gift is my problem. You self-intitled piece of shit pieces shit and might go she's obviously hurting But it's like resume you really went after him and he's like well for her to include my husband in some bullshit No, it wasn't bullshit. It was actually the dick pics from Adam You know, parents is which is something I cherish

I cherish That is why we have a problem, period T Point Blank Andy You know, sometimes if I'm driving and that beautiful song Cherish the day comes on, I can't help but cry Because I think of Adam Cherish the day without him I must cherish the day without him. I must cherish the day without him.

I cherish it so much. Meanwhile, MJ, through all this, MJ is walked off camera again and comes back on eating. Yeah. MJ keeps acting like she's having these big. She's like, I am leaving. She's walked off five times right now. And she just keeps coming back chewing something.

There's like a bowl of popcorn nearby. I'm back. I'm back. So Andy's like, well, when he says your husband sexually harassed me, that's a whole new ball game, right? And MJ is like, absolutely, absolutely. And that's when Mike says, that's when you should have stepped in and said, that's not true. That's your job as best friends, Teresa, just like my job is to spend my parents money on a dirt lot in Echo Park. Yes. How could she step in? She wasn't there when that happened. Yes. She was in the fucking hospital. We know. And she says. As she said that. The day that happened, I was in ICU, you know. It wasn't supposed to be about sexual harassment.

It was about these pictures. It was nothing. And Ali got there and decided to make this big scene about sexual harassment. And then you see Adam whispering to Ressa and Ressa's like, oh, it's later, later, like waving him away. He's right. I can only imagine what it was, but it was probably something more like, you know, Ressa, we forgot to make that order with Harry and David's. Ressa, Ressa, see something about the planters. They didn't really get into that that musk. Did they? This reunion about that, that, that the garden, they probably

legally, I mean, that little bit about they left Tommy pretty much out of it. And also Sara, Sara, Sara wasn't on here at all. I just pretended she'd never happened. I was waiting for her magnetic personality to light up our screens, but it never happened. Yeah, so yeah So MJ says something she's like, you know what? Ali and Adams your long-breath beef was never about sexual harassment I just thank you. Thank you. And she's like, but Ali improvised so why my why my responsible for him reaching level three in the groundlings. Okay, he improvise and I was in the ICU.

And, uh, uh, Q, Andy is like, well, Resa, this is important because it seems like you were relatively blowing off Adam sending the text, but when it was put as sexual harassment, that was the trigger. And he's like 100%. Really? That may be when you tried to throw him into the fire,

but that's not when this all started, you know. And Adam's like, well, I'd like to thank MJ for saying it wasn't sexual harassment. She's like, well, why didn't you just ask me the first day, of course, it wasn't sexual harassment? Yes. And then, so then, when MJ found out that Ali had sent, said, I can't even read my own notes. I don't even know what I'm saying here. You read this part. uh... so then uh... when mj found out that allie had sent sent

i can't even read my own notes i don't even know what i'm saying here you you read this part so i'm like what about what are these pronouns i put them and i was speaking mj when you found out that allie had said sexual harassment was a remote you felt like maybe i should apologize yeah and then i was intubate red like no i talked to you on the phone. We were texting please be honest, please be honest She's like I have proceeds and Andy goes letter speak and she she jumps in

She's like she cuts everyone off and you say letter speak. I don't hear anyone else speaking and now he's like okay It's the end of just yeah. So MJ's like, well, Reza called me and said, oh hurry up when you talk, that Gigi just busts in right now. Like you sound like you're 20 million years old. What? Why does Gigi have an opinion on this all of a sudden? Yeah, Gigi, sorry, not about you. So the whole last question is just ignored now, you know?

Because Gigi has gotten it off the plate. That's so crazy about this region. You know, nothing is real there. They're just allowed to get away with anything because they yelled the loudest and Andy's like, OK, well, you yelled at me so much. Let's move on. Seriously.

So then, Andy's like, well, Raza, a lot of people were upset that you called MJ in the hospital. You mean you had something very sensitive going on for you, but she had something going on as... So obviously bigger than all of this. I was beaten to the right by my friend after 30 years and 30 years. In that moment, I was blinded by the one fact that I needed her to say the one thing you wanted to say I needed her to say fucking he didn't say that about your husband did he I

Needed to say that I'm like resa she was in the ICU. I don't care if she was awake and she was texting her mind is probably just not In this and we saw you call her up and it was not like hey, Maris How are you feeling? Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I see Reza in his little super skin type caprice and combat boots and like a kid's section t-shirt that went above his belly button. I mean, this guy, it's fucking clown. So Mike's like, you know what, can I ask what the fuck MJ is doing,

what the fuck MJ did and said, nothing, I didn't do anything. And then he, Gigi just comes back eating chicken salad out of a to go to the room. And so was MJ too, because he's asking, because MJ had walked off camera. And when he's like, where is MJ?

And she comes back, she's like, I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. Her mouth is full of food. I'm like, MJ, you were snacking. You were grazing on a platter over there. So I was like, can I respectfully just respectfully just ask Gigi Neema destiny to go away and then we never see them again.

Yeah, they just leave. And Adam too. So he's like, all right, I'm going to ask Mike to stay. He's a good mediator and I'm fascinated by his hair these days. All right, so, okay, now it's just us. All right, okay, Resa, why are you smiling in that creepy way? Why are you smiling? I'm not smiling.

I'm totally an innocent man. I'm not smiling at all. I, I, I, I, I, yeah. Yeah, Resa does that little thin lip smile where he's biting his upper lip the whole time And it's a man, I'm not smiling at all. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, wow, even Megan McCain is speaking mean to me, Andy. Actually, in 2017, Reza, 30% of people who were in the ICU actually had a lot of issues with their best friends, so how do you respond to that? Because I really want to know, because a lot of the nation is actually, they actually feel the way I do right now, Reza.

So how do you explain that? Shut up, you little idiot. God, you kids. Who kids would she have to say? Ridiculous. Joy Bayhara. Joy Bayhara. Okay. So we start back at the hospital, guys, and come on.

Why didn't you support her and Reza's like because she didn't want visitors. She said, take standy and she's like, if you're gonna lie then shut up, you're gonna lose! Don't win like I would lie! Stop! Stop MJ! Stop trying to make me look bad! Let me talk! Let me talk! Now admit the truth! I admit the truth!

What is the truth? What is the truth that my friend of 30 years blindsided me with awful accusations. So and because okay MJ what do you think the truth is and she goes there's no sympathy for Tommy. Oh my god MJ. MJ keep your talking points in line here. This come on. This is your one fucking chance that you have the floor to like lay about. And you're like people are me to Tommy. Even Raza's like feel for Tommy. I mean, what are you talking about? Stop trying to make people look bad, MJ.

So MJ says he was just waiting for a camera. He wouldn't come see me till there was a camera, Andy. And it's like 30 minutes earlier. Yeah, 30 minutes earlier, Justini saying how MJ didn't want to talk without a camera. Yeah. So MJ is like, you know what? Last night I was on my hard drive and I was looking at the rough cuts of our show Kiki with

Reza and MJ. And then we see this video series that thankfully never really made it to any sort of platform of Reza and MJ and it reminded me of like anything I did in sixth grade, you know, it's like Reza in a wig saying, I'm wearing Chanel and my husband's a plastic surgeon, Kiki. We are KIKING! Oh, guys, so then and MJ goes on this huge monologue again and it's exactly what she's done every five minutes since this reunion began Goes on and on and on and you destroyed our friendship There is nothing you can say I milk that thank you

Yes, they both they both just like walk away. I mean, I mean, it's so clear that she's like everything that she's saying, all her anger stems from the sense of a trail that her best, best friend didn't come to see her in the hospital when she nearly died or when she finally gave her to a baby boy that she was like, you know, there was just so much stuff that like, Resa just failed so hugely as a friend in that instance and it's so clear that she's heard from that. And the fact that he just keeps on throwing back this thing of like, oh, wow, I was blind

so I had to buy her a trail. I was like, you were the terrible friend here, sir. Yeah, well, I think they both suck. I mean, look, they both did, he did that. He didn't come to see her because he got all mad and she told Ali to go on camera and talk about the text if he wanted to and didn't come to see her because he got all mad. And she told Ali to go on camera and talk about the text if he wanted to and didn't warn Reza.

So I think they're both pretty shitty friends. I think that she was being shitty, but I don't, I think Reza was looking for an excuse to not visit her in the hospital. And I think the Ali thing provided the perfect, I think that, I actually think that he felt bad about, I'm sorry, so it's not that he's looking for an excuse. I think he felt bad that he didn't visit her and so when the alley stuff happened It was a way for him to process his guilt and be like oh, I shouldn't feel bad about me not going

I I there's of course I I didn't go because she was a terrible friend to me So obviously justified in my behavior. I think that's kind of what happened Okay, so Andy's like justified in my behavior. I think that's kind of what happened. Okay, and so Andy's like, well Mike, Mike, while we're waiting, you wanna say anything? And he's like, you know, listen, I know this about Reza. He's sad with me, and he was in fucking Tears, Andy.

He was in fucking Tears. And I was like, wow, okay, time for a clip of Reza not crying at all while he reads her medical history on the air. Yeah, not at all. Like reads her medical history on the air. Yeah Like I texted MJ multiple times and she claims I didn't text her and then the messages were green So somehow the messages weren't getting through And obviously we keep us updated. Okay, so you texted but the messages didn't go through Which you saw because they were turning green and you're still saying that you texted her come on

Yeah, I mean Mike's Mike said that Mike did say that Tommy told him that they couldn't have visitors. So that does explain some things perhaps. I don't know. I just don't know why that, why it took so long for that piece of information to come out. And then Resa, Resa is back now and he's like, well, and the other thing is that they had a people exclusive and they were trying to do that. And like, you know, I get it, you know? But like, she didn't want to have anyone the cast leaking the photo And I mean, I mean, you know if I were there, I definitely would not have leaked that photo and ruined her people exclusive for lots of money

I never would have done that Yeah, and MJ is like did you just say people exclusive do not fucking try it raza? I'm like like you know MJ I think you said these wheels in motion with Ali because you thought it would be exciting. And she's like, well, I know that you need that to be true, but why would I need to turn against my friend? And he's like, cause you just said it, baby.

And he was waiting to do your dirty work. The question is, why would she turn against you in the first place? Yeah. Can we just answer one question? And then Raza says, and then Raza says the most remarkable thing. He goes, babe, I mean, we love this stuff. We talk about doing this stuff for decades. We talk about it. I'm like

Being evil and manipulating other people. Yeah, it's like danger liaisons shit. Yeah, it's like we bring down other people for decades You know don't think I don't know what you're fucking doing against me. I've done it against you Yeah, come on. Who are you talking to? doing against me. I've done it against you. Yeah. Come on. Who are you talking to? So then MJ goes, Reza calm down. I wanted to ask you a question. Quiet down, quiet down, quiet down, which I thought was funny that she all of a sudden MJ who has spent half the reunion out of focus and like a centimeter away from the lens is now selling Reza calm down. Yeah. And she's like, okay, I have a very important question for you. When Ali said, that I said that you're having trouble in your marriage, did he indicate to you that I shared

something only you know, and that there are private things that never came to light? And he's like, what do you think I called you? So now you're saying that you did call her because you love her like family. While she's saying's saying listen don't you know there's other shit that I could have told him? Yes, to really bring you down and he's like but whether you think I called you These two and then she's like no you don't and he's like I love you to this day like Family did I mention I didn't talk to my father for many years? I love you like family and she's like no no you don't if you love me You never would have said that I had three hairs on my head and then we get a flashback the season two reunion and she's like no no you don't if you love me you never would have said that I

had three hairs on my head and then we get a flashback the season two reunion where he's like you're 30 you rubbed a bank your lips are fake your hair is fake your adrogatic didn't alcoholic I love how you rubbed a bank as the first is like is like the least of the accusations yeah um also that was season two. Isn't this season eight? I mean, come on guys. We can all be here all fucking day. Yeah.

So, so then Andy's like, uh, but Resa, why would MJ do this to you? What's your motive? He's like, uh, hello. Did you not see the season two reunion? Yeah. So now he's saying that she's headed out for him since season two and That she's been saying he cheats on her husband. They cheat on each other. They go to bath houses. It's Tid for tat Andy. It's Tid for tat

Yeah, which is just pathetic and even Andy throws down his notes even Andy throws down his notes. What the hell? Okay, is your both admitting to being like really low rent super villains, okay? And he's just like, no one feels for you. Yeah, and Andy's just counting down the moments that he can just like leave and go to Kelly Repa's house.

He's like, oh, come on guys, let's wrap this up. Really helping to get invited to Elmo's party tonight. So who we just, but the guy's on this. He he's like so that pool party. I don't even want to repeat what you said to her So let's just roll it instead all right And then clip of it you're you know you exploded your uterus or whatever because of abortion and then rest of throwing Production papers at production people in the street and then Adam sad wetballed spot and back. We've never seen because of his amazing 80s comb over. Clip over. So Andy's like well that was one of the darkest things I've

ever seen. Wow, the worst. It was the worst. And so Andy's like so how do you reconcile? I'm not here to make any excuses. Although, if I had to make an excuse, one could say that I was blinded by my friend of 30 years doing something to me. And the eye apologized to her. I cried with her. And when I was crying, she just sat there stoic like I was crazy. And then we get a clip of that fake ass resident no tear React because you saw your full bullshit. Yeah, I Wish and pray I could take it back much as I'm sure MJ wishes you could take back the portrayal she committed to her

She's like fake you're such a liar if you regret, then why would you put those insta posts on Instagram? And he's like, yeah, Reset, you double down in a, and you posted on your Instagram all these private texts and you violated her medical history. He's like, Faye hate, we run a TV show. I'm not a doctor. What medical record did I finally do? So suddenly we were on a TV show, suddenly it's okay to air shit because you're on a TV show. That's funny how that worked out.

Yeah, it's meh, you can take all of her private stuff and put it on air because you're on a TV show. Yeah, so that's okay, because you're on a TV show, but if she says to someone, well then just put it on, you know, like say it on camera because we had a shitty season last year and we need some good things to talk about. Suddenly that's not allowed. And so Andy's like, well you used her medical information and he's like, well it's because her husband used her cell phone, Andy, I forgot about that. And she was trying to act like I blocked her on social

while she was dying. I blocked her when she slandered my name to get more money and the alley stuff started. Oh, okay. So what's about contracts? First of all, so it was about contracts and her trying to get more money than you. I thought it wasn't. I'm just the his response that like her husband used her cell phone and I forgot and I didn't understand how that was had that was addressing the question that Andy asked. I didn't understand what he was saying at that point. I thought he was trying to say I wasn't using information that she gave me I was using information that her husband gave me or something. Yeah. I don't know. I'm trying to talk him

sway out of it. Made no sense. It made no sense. Yeah, so this point Andy is now just as exhausted as all of us. He's like, Mike, can you help me out here? Can you just talk to them? OK, I'll give you a hint. When things get weird, just say, wow, a lot to unpack. And if we roll a clip package, you have to we're just say tough to watch on okay go go how to

well i think a lot of damage has been done being gay look at the think of think of poor poor reza and what he's been through he's gay his person his jewish his a muslim in a community that's judgmental and then to hear rumors that they're playing sex games in the private time how do you think it looks to the community? Oh yeah. Resa, the pillar of the person Jewish community. Jesus.

Do they have statues up for him in synagogue yet? Yeah, I think that the person Jewish community is already just embarrassed that he's even on TV. Okay, I don't think the, whether or not he has an open relationship as the least of his, like the damage has already been done. Yes, and Resa's like, thank you, Mike. I love you.

He's like, no, no, fuck you. I'm not taking your side because you're both fucked up, okay? And you need to meet in the middle because 30 years of friendship means that you should be able to build an apartment on your own just because you've seen HDTV shows and your father doesn't know what he's saying. That's it. That's my point.

MJ, when your dad passed away, who showed up? me and Reza came to see your dad, okay? Okay, okay, yeah Yeah, Adam the saint so she's like none of you was that to deal with what I dealt with and so she cries and then She's like, you know, I thought at this reunion, I would make progress instead of feeling like I have one ounce of progress. He won't believe facts. It will give me credit for 30 years of loyalty.

Yeah, because yeah, she's saying like I've had 30 years of credibility where I've never compromised my trust or loyalty to a fault. And he's like, well, he apologized for all that. Do not accept. And MJ goes, did I come for you? And MJ goes, yes. Okay, no apology.

Did I ever do anything in our 30 years to compromise our friendship and portray our trust? Over the time. Yeah. Zero apology there. Did I do anything? Did I come for your marriage? Absolutely.

She's like, okay, so no apology there, okay? And nothing will ever be the same, just like pandemic, our lives will never go back. I was like, yes, this is the same as 150,000 deaths you Ningampoo, but it's not the same. So then we get a montage, they're trying to pull it out the stops to make them sentimental because normally at this part of a reunion, when they've just like hurled everything, put everything out there,

Andy likes to roll like a, remember the good times montage and then everyone softens up and says that they love each other again. So that's what he tries to do, but it just doesn't work. It's like let's remember a time when resident MJ were ruining other people's lives together instead of each other's support. Look at the people who they destroy. There's Lilika Leechy and Bobby and what's Asifa? Asifa, yeah. He's like, wow, let's watch it.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Let's bleach each other's assholes Good times Wow, I'm glad that this this whole Cheating scandal has ruined Reza's reputation in the community and they can't write to ask bleaching Alright now on each of you to mention one thing you miss from your friendship. Okay, Reza, start with you, get your tears ready. Well, I missed the moments when we laughed, and she read notes that I'm funny and... He's mad that he lost an audience member, and basically is what he just said.

He's like, she would laugh at my joke, Sammy. She is the Robin to my Batman, and I am her Robin. But I'm not calling you Batman, I'm not elevating you. I'll just be Robin. I love her to death. I'm an always lover. I just want her to be the best on it. It is what it be.

Oh, that's what I want to be. I want her to say, from the moment he said sexual harassment. I mean, he wasn't a problem for her. And for my best friend, 30 years coming across a certain way was more important than my feelings. And it brought my heart and me. OK, you're both the penguin, first of all. I'm both the winner.

Oswald Kapelpot. Oh yeah, I'm not devotee of Batman Returns. Yeah, and he's like MJ now it's your turn and she's like I miss everything. What the fuck are you talking about? I haven't had my asshole bleached in years Andy. I love you and I will always love you. You have been her, and have been part of the best parts of my life. For instance, the asshole bleaching, that was a high moment for me. She's like, I mean, Andy, 30 years is like my whole life.

Okay. So then Vita's like, nobody's nothing to be bing- the ping pong. And she's like, mom, you're not even on camera. And he's like, all right, just get any worse. Just bring her on. Come on. Drag on Vita. I thought Vita was gonna just scold Reza. But instead Vita is like, oddly, moderately. And she's, we have old saying, everything is good when it's new except friend. You know, friend is good when it's old. Like ping pong skills that never go away. Just make sense.

I wonder how much I agree with all of this comment. God love new friends, I don't know shit about me. Oh my God, he's so great. Then I'll have any of my shit to use against me later. So Andy's like, will? Andy, Andy's like, sell, you think they should make up, so we have another saying. One enemy is a lot, and hundreds of friends is not enough in the. That means, friend is important.

We have another saying. My serve, okay, you missed it, I get point. We have another thing, AMI, you look like slut with this makeup at your wedding. Not a certain thing. We have another saying, AMI, find a good man, okay, enough with this. So he's like, well, I have to great place to leave it. Thank you, Resaza, Mike and MJ, the only people that matter, we're not gonna even recognize the other people on this show. Okay, after I told them to leave, thanks. Yeah, exactly. And then it's like four weeks later, and we see Raza put her around at home. He's in a bit of throw, but I just don't turn around. Please don't turn around. Please don't turn around.

Please. This is like the most affected. I'm sad outfit, you know. Like rather than not walk around, I'm camera in a bathrobe. Making tea for myself and then serving it to myself on a gold tray. Who does that? So it starts to face time with MJ. And MJ is like like MJ is looking Amazing actually. It's just like fresh face on a bench in some park

She's like I wanted to call you because it's like Cliffhanger it's like We know it's gonna be about we know wait this we've seen I remember there is that one one reunion where they just like destroyed Mike like they all destroyed him and then when it was over they're like oh so we're going out to launch the yeah yeah yeah the show's chronicles are reddit it's so stupid so I'm just like so are you okay and he's like literally I'm emotionally physically spiritually completely spiritually I mean I had a list I'm exhausted I happen since the days of the reunion. They say this is four weeks after the reunion. But how is that possible?

Did they shoot that like this morning? They shot the reunion a while ago, actually. I remember they talked about it on social media. They were like, wow, that reunion was crazy. They talked about it a while ago. Any, yeah, I don't know. It's my time. I don't trust Bravo anymore. Okay. With your. Any, yeah, I don't know. It's my time. I don't trust Bravo anymore.

Okay. With your bread, your glamour, your longness. Oh yeah. So MJ's like 100, I was hit by a train and then a truck and then a plane and then a plan. I'm just making a list because you did. Actually, so you feel free to stop me. I just, you know, I haven't slept right since the reunion.

I have to admit, I don't know. I wake up and I'm just shouting and Tommy's face and I'm all blurry and I don't know. It's crazy. But look at me. I mean, here I am. Look how awful I feel. I'm wearing a brown robe and my hair is messy. I'm just so distraught. And then they do what they always do after they ruin each other's lives. She's like, but why can't we just be friends even though I'm not going to admit anything I did was wrong. He's like, yes, why can't we be friends after nothing I did was wrong? I've learned that I don't communicate with you.

Just how you know you as a 30-year-old friend communicates very well with Alia Shuri. I don't communicate with you and I don't tell you that I feel some sort of way about A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. I'm doing the listing also, you can stop me too. I'm gonna keep going. D, well, aside from my parents and my husband and my son and my son's friends in preschool and the cleaning lady, we're starting making lists, right? You have to know that you're one of the most important relationships in my life, right?

And he's like, I'm sorry, I just have no tears, so I'm just moving the straw in and out of a Starbucks cup. Yeah, so his whole thing is that like, you know, like, when you, like I just expect you to get things and when you don't, I just get like upset and then I get resentful and then when I get resentful, I post your medical history on the internet and I just, you know, it's just terrible. And you know, when I do try to tell you, You shut me down and it feels like you're minimizing it and it has this weird sensation of like you're not connected with me the same way that I connected you

And it breaks my heart She's like he goes it brings my heart that Nima of all people Nima the bottom of the barrel has seen baby champs and not me, Nima. We tried to make a table out of him like bottle caps, Nima. And she's like, or that you held Elijah June first because that hurt me too. Now let's get to a baby war. Yeah, that's just a large. He's a large June. Remember that baby that came out of GG. GG had a baby. Remember you held the baby. Oh, I thought that was an edible arrangement So then they're just full of shit with each other. He's like, I wish I could have been the first person when you opened your eyes The hospital and she's like, well, I just think we need to forgive each other's differences

You have no differences. You're exactly the same. Yeah, exactly. That's the problem. And she's like, I don't want to give up. I just don't want to give up on something that seems way more important than this past shitty year. I mean, we are supposed to call each other if we have one

quarter and we're in jail, okay? Not, not Adam, not Tommy, especially not Adam, and to reaffirm, not Adam, okay? We're your own category. Also, can we upgrade that and give two quarters just because someone's really gonna need to call people first? Well, I'm sure it's a huge deal.

As you are the only one here who has robbed a bank and is an act with felon, I understand where the sentiment comes from. Oh, good. So they agreed to try again. And as they hang up to each, as they hang up with each other, the last line of the show is, look, duckies, which is basically the show, right? It's like Rip you apart, see every season I end this feeling so toxified You know, I feel so gross and then it's like look duckies Yep, yep, I mean they'll be they'll be back together in each other's lives I mean, I don't know it may take a little while for Adam to welcome MJ back But once Raza tells them MJ is back and allows you to deal with it

Adam will begrudgingly accept it Yeah, yeah, I don't know I don't know do what he needs to do so everybody. Thank you so much for being here for the Shaw's season Yeah, it was I actually really enjoyed it a lot I I I was obviously I got very fired up about it So um thanks y'all for listening. We are back tomorrow with below deck med. And go to crappensmerch.com to get your masks, you know, with all sorts of fun crappens and bravo things on them.

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