Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!

Episode Date: October 10, 2017

GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, well, we're getting a little late start because we did a little podcast session over with Brandy Glendville over at Podcast One. And so that was fun. We went over to Beverly Hills for that. Yeah, it was awesome. It was very unfelter to you guys. It was unfelter with Brandy Glendville. I think that episode's coming up either it's be posted either this Friday or next Friday. Yeah who knows who knows but we just gabbed about Bravo stuff and the random other junk insects. Rotes rats possums, you know, typical watch it, grappins discussion. Yeah, exactly. So it was a fun time.

Yes. Oh, okay. So fun, I believe you're speechless. I thought you were going to continue talking. So I pressed mute to join Kadeik, oh, I can lean back. I was like, okay, Ben, you go mute. No, I'm a man of few words.

I just today, I just, I just had, I nothing else to say beyond that except it was a fun time. And if one should listen, when that comes out, well, Ben's got a little coldly cold. Yeah. I did a lot of traveling. I went to Austin and then I went to Oakland. And I went back in Los Angeles. And I have a souvenir of a head cold that came with me. He was texting last night. Like like I think I got this from the Shaz. If anyone can pass germs through the TV, it's that cast. Oh my goodness, seriously. I was sitting there last night watching this show, you know, dead,

you know, you know, because you know how the first day of a cold is, you know, where you, you know, you have a fever or like half fever and you just feel like shit. And for some reason you feel like you're not allowed to say, you feel like you feel like shit because to say that you have a cold almost sounds like a little nothing. Like, oh, it's a cold. It's a cold. Well, guess what, I'm sick.

I'm sick people. And I was watching it, watching the shots. And I was like, I don't know if I can, I don't know if I can watch this in my state right now. This may be too much for me. Well, do you have the perfect start to a serve in voice with your cold? Yeah, I'm sure. And before we start recapping shots, we should let everyone know that tickets continue to

dwindle away for San Francisco. The VIP tickets are now officially gone. They're a fish sold out. There are still some regular tickets available, but they appear to be selling about 10 to 15 a day. So I think there's probably only about 40 or 50 left. So if you want to see us in San Francisco, at Social Hall San Francisco, on November 4th, you should buy your tickets now, because when the time comes, there won't be no other tickets. And we are going to have so much fun.

Yeah, we've had a lot of fun in all of our live shows, so you don't want to miss out on our Bay Area show. So if you live in the Bay Area, go get yourself a ticket, huh? Go to watchrocrapins.com and find... Hey, hey, hey, hey. So go to watchrocrapins.com. I'm gonna drive up to the sunset hills and overlook, so I can break up with you guys on FaceTime

If you don't or do those tickets right away. That's right. Yeah I'm just the mess. I'm running away from myself. I'm trying to buy myself tickets, but I just keep running away from myself Hey, I'm gonna put it on the back of the bill carton. Where's me? Have you seen me? I'm missing. Where sure? He needs to get to a concert concert but he's running away from so he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Mike need to at least come up with a fresh rhyme. Yeah, the rest isn't even trying anymore. So let's let's dive into this ridiculous episode, shall we? Yes, let's please dig in. Just so you know, a watch from MJ is symbolic of time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, MJ. Yeah. It's my first. Yes, I like that Yeah. Yeah. It's my first move.

It's my first move. And it's, yes. I like that she gives a something that's figurative and literal. I've always got time for you. So we open back in New York, city ladies and gentlemen, and it's time to go ice skating.

And we know the one who's sitting like, no, I'm the one drinking something. It's time to go ice skating. And we know, because the one who's like, no, I'm the one drinking something. It's time to go ice skating and we know because GG is like, are we really going ice skating? Like yes. And thank you for giving us the direction. So we know what's going on. The biggest shock here is that MJ used to figure skate as a six year old. Yeah, this is surprising.

MJ, she figure skated as a hobby on the side, which I don't think you can do that as a hobby in Los Angeles. Well, just so we know it wasn't her profession at six years old. Just so she doesn't give us all the wrong idea. I mean, Tommy, of course, is like, she's so at the ammo, bro. Yeah. So that's how Dorothy Hamill was dragged down into this mess. Yeah. Dorothy Hamill's really escaped a lot of public scrutiny lately. Yeah. Maybe cough. Yeah. We're all this Dorothy Hamill this, we all missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like from the 80s. My stereo box, bra.

Yeah. Or not, cheerio. I don't even remember the name of the weedies. Well, Mary Lou Redden was on the weedies. I mean, Dorothy Hamill could have been there too. I mean, we don't know. I think Dorothy Hamill was slightly before our time. Wasn't she more of 70s?

Yeah, I just remember as a kid like, weedies boxes and there were always people who were winning medals and they would be like, look, I just want something and I was like I have I want no place I want nothing to do with this thin cereal yeah I think we were raised in the hey day of uh... of ice skating which is of course Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding and oxana by you all uh... and then christian gammaguchi and uh... of course those Canadian uh...

figure skaters who were robbed of a medal because of some sort of nefarious thing going on with the Russian judge. But that was more like around 2002. Well, I think every ice skating person in our time has been robbed because all we can really think of is Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding because you know, hired people to beat her in the knee. And then everyone was like, oh, but we love Nancy Kerrigan now. And then Nancy Kerrigan got caught mouthing something bitchy about a fan on a float at Disney

Land or something. What was that? I, all I have to say is that once in a while, I think it will, it does us good to look back on the Nancy Kerrigan, Tonya Harding scandal and think back on how exceptionally wonderful that scandal was. Has there ever been a more amazing scandal that took place in the world of figure skating and a climax at the Olympics with the entire globe watching? I mean, yeah, that was pretty good.

I'm still rooting for Tonya Harding. I think she had a good, and Jeff Galuli. Jeff Galuli, yeah, everyone's name. Yeah, Jeff Galuli was her guy. I think he's the one who hit Nancy Kerrigan with the thing, right? Yeah, I think that was like the boyfriend of oh my god who cares. So Reza is like, oh, we're going ice skating Let's call us in the car. Yeah. Hey babe. Hey babe. Hey babe. I'm pregnant babe

Yeah, so he's like hey, so we're thinking about having a winter wonderland snowflake balls to celebrate family. It's like what? What is this body? It's like it's a celebrate family and also crackers and cookies winter time orbits gum ballpoint pens, water filters, loose change, cranberry juice, oversized pillows, new broches and aren't shaped like octopies. Those plastic things that they put in your collar when you buy a new button, that shirt. Did I already say winter? So she's like, babe, I have no energy, babe. Like, I'm hanging out with Braxton.

Braxton. Braxton Hicks, babe. Those contractions. So like, babe, Braxton, babe, Braxton Hicks, babe. Yeah, so yeah, she's basically like, I'm tired, I can't do it. And you know that the editors are just trolling us. As if it weren't already evident all season long,

but they finding any possible way to troll her. And then at one point, they put in the captions, they put in a bracket to go long sigh. Because you hear how to go. Ah. Sorry babe, that was the baby babe. I have a baby by saying for two. Yeah.

Ah. Ah. You okay? Yeah, it was both of us. Babe, babe. Babe, I signed for two. You okay? Yeah, it was both of us. Resa, oh, wait, here's my question. Who is Braxton Hicks? And why were contractions named after him or her? Yeah, well, I'm gonna guess that Braxton Hicks is probably two different people, because you know how it's like Watson and Craig,

you know, that's always Duos. Okay, I'm we look it up. It's like Hicks contract. It's a lot of just like a fraction Hicks. We're gonna find out if it's one or two people. Taylor Hicks. Why doesn't Taylor Hicks have his own contractions? Who is Pax and Hicks?

I want to know. I don't know. I want to know everyone just keeps talking about the I want to say who is. Who is or is it who are. That's what I want to know. Uh oh. That's from Shaw's English right there. Okay, okay, okay, here we go.

All right, are you ready for this knowledge? I'm ready. Okay. Brackson Hicks Contractions. Hello, this is Ramona Singer here with some baby information. Okay. Brackson Hicks Contractions are named after the English doctor who first described them in 1872. John Braxton Hicks investigated the later stages of pregnancy and noted that many

women felt contractions without being near birth, okay? Okay? Braxton Hicks, okay? Braxton Hicks okay Guys look at these carriages whoa that's so pushing carriages are skating ice Resa is the most excited narrator. I've ever seen I don't know what's happened to resa But it's every scene this season. He's like look a buffet is a street Now toy gods made for three roads so resas resas is still using his lame ass storyline trying to get asa he's trying to turn everyone against but it's still not holding any water for me he's like I know why asa

doesn't want to come it has nothing to do with Braxton Higgs Austin doesn't want to come. It has nothing to do with Braxton Higgs. She doesn't want to answer MJ and Mike's questions, and they're not in a place to take the dodging. I'm like, she's also like a hundred months pregnant. Yeah, she doesn't want to deal with MJ and Mike. They are toxic people. Mike and MJ's questions, what everybody's so worried about.

Mike and MJ'sJ.'s questions, what everybody's so worried about. Mike and M.J.'s opinion. Exactly. So they all get out on the ice. M.J. looks sort of like the Penguin and Batman Returns, which I thought was funny. And then Resa, when Resa skating around, I couldn't tell if it sounded like he was taking a shit or a crime.

He was like, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm- What we haven't said we have hummus, okay like this is white people shit right here Hey MJ maris and we didn't talk. I think something slipped over your headed dinner Mike might still be in love with Jessica Actually, I was MJ telling that to Gigi No, it's like we have to talk. I think you didn't notice that that Mike Stone of adjusts. Yeah, of course, because he wasn't the one who likes it. Let's end it. He was the one who cheated on her and broke and she loves him. Yeah, let's break them up, get them back together, break them up, get them back together. Yeah. And then Adam's

like, he just wants what he can't have. Like just sparkly gray eyelids. He's going to force them. I think Adams probably right too. I think Mike is the classic person, someone who wants what he cannot have. For instance, sage advice about anything. Hair that doesn't have coins bounce off of it. It just comes out like that. So we then go over to Venice, California, where Asa is, she's in a car with her mom and she has cramps

and she's like, babe, getting in at a car is like misery. It's like, well, I can't, my legs and my body get along, just like, you know, the rabbi and the priest and the Muslim guy in Israel, babe, what's wrong with my legs? Yeah, why can't we be like my documentary babe instead of Reza's Cry documentary? Getting out of cars is like Reza's Cry documentary with plastic guns. I want getting out of cars to be more like my documentary,

which is about me saying hello to my son and being like, look, people in Israel. Someone pointed out during that episode that everything was out of focus. They're like really nice documentary awesome. So, awesome is like mom babe, babe mom. You want to see what I babe boys up to? We're going to go to a room where we're going to see our little baby mom babe. Yeah, so they go up to the doctor and the doctor is just telling us that to rest of course. And I was like, you know, one thing that we've discovered is that my friend environment

hasn't been the most loving. And so doctors like, well, then you shouldn't hang out with your friends. And I was like, see, even my doctor doesn't want to be around it. No, your doctor didn't say anything about her not wanting to be around it. She just said that you shouldn't be around it. My doctor just babe diagnosed the emotional toxicity of my babe friends babe. She's like, I don't care. Your baby's alive. It's got a giant penis though.

And also it's like, yeah, it's so big babe. Like it's I'm big into genetics. Okay. And this like goes back to the ancestors of the genes. Like he's got so much genetics, my baby. Like use me, but he's also a Jackson. Like he's got so much genetics, my baby. Like, he's me, but he's also a Jackson. Like he's a dancer. Yeah, he's like, it goes all the way back to your first ancestors.

So my son, who's Bix is going to have so much genetic input. I'm like, he's going to have as much genetic input as anyone else. He's going to have freezer burn. She's like, it's a Jackson, The baby's like giving sign language asking for oxy. Oh, awesome, babe. So even the mom's kind of sick of it. She's like, she worked too much. Can we please go home? So back at the back at the place of New York. Yeah, just got us take out again. Hershens love food. And this concierge knows it. Nice trip to New York, you guys just sitting take out. But love food and this concierge knows it.

Nice trip to New York you guys just sitting takeout but thank you to that concierge for keeping you away from the general public. Well she also it's funny because Regen is like we have like a ninja concierge. She just comes in and gets takeout. I'm like yeah she knows the moment you guys walk to that door she wants to be out of there. She doesn't want to be around for any of this mess. She's like here like there's a bunch of like takeout meals and hopefully that'll keep the mocky part for the next two hours. What every ninja is known for, a grub public count.

She's like a total ninja. And then I love that he's like, what is this lamb? I don't like do lamb, okay? It has red things in it. Mike says it's Turkish. It's your fucking lamb. Bro, you gotta like, you gotta be open to it. You know, if you want a dominant man, you're gonna get some dominant lamb, bro. That's what I say. Is your lamb ego, your amigo? I don't think so. I don't even know how to make any rhyme stupid or the regular my crime.

So I'm just gonna drop out of that one. Well, then they're all talking about how crazy it is that GG got engaged. make any rhyme stupider than the regular my crime. So I'm just going to drop out of that one. Well, then they're all talking about how crazy it is that GG got engaged, especially because they can only know each other for 12 weeks. But you know, you need at least eight months to figure that person out. Like, are they going to become Jewish or not? Like until they've had their head dunked in the Malibu water by by rabbi then like no they have to know like if they're going to survive after the first time he cheats on her you know because that's what we do yeah i love Mike's rules yeah Mike cheated a million times and he's like it's too soon okay Mike thanks so upstairs gg and shalom are on face time with shervin and uh

i feel like like hey shervin has to go and he's like oh it's all right You know, I'm just gonna have to like go to a Raju's bar to shoot with destiny, which isn't like too cool But look I got a laptop cuz I work from you know TG's like I wish you were here really really really really look at my ring Oh look at my ring didn't you just try and ruin this guy's life like two weeks ago? Let him breathe. Yeah. He's like, whoa, whoa, jeez, that's amazing, jeez, jeez, oh.

OK, well, have a good time. Bye. I'm done for this episode. So the next day, Mike is in a towel, feeling his hits, like touching his nipples awkwardly. Still with a full face with Mekka. I mean, this guy's like a real housewife coming out of the shower with great glitter. I should and full on brow makeup. I know I can't let it go, but I can't let it go.

Yeah, sorry. He's got some little teeth going on or something like that. But yeah, MJ is like I want to turn up tonight and rest like, girl, you haven't even turned down. and rest like girl you haven't even turned down like this is what we're not in a hotel because in a hotel there's a turn down service and you can't even turn down girl and JB Swervin Mike be Swervin Swervin be Kervin now I'm flurvin look at the carriages it's carriages! Breakfast be swerven! Ninja can't see ours be swerven! The swerven breakfast!

Marcus giving me the silent dreaming because he doesn't want it. Mid he went out last night swerven! He took a page out of Swerven's book. Marcus been swerven psyching! Swerve psyching. Marcus? Marcus been phyki! Sparky's been swirfs like in... Swirfs like in... Marquis, Marquis's been Fikey, which is another word of say, Swervin. Swervin is hard.

You've got to leave this room past the ninja concierge. Stop yourself from eating possible lamb with red things in it. Drive across the town, then get back, then go up the subway stairs and back down there. Yo, it's like so icy out. This entire city be swimming in the streets. Yo, Chinese food. Then the editor is throwing this shady clip and I'm not really even sure why they did this, but since they're hating on MJ's dirty feet every episode this season, they're

like, here's a close-up of MJ throwing dirty socks into a corner. Oh, these feet breathe and collect collect just So let's see those are sexy underwear who wears underwear like that unless you watch a Swarvin the reason why I like that underwear was because it looked like Chevron pattern It wasn't like diamond. It was sort of Chevron-esque the point is it was highly pattern He's like whoa you made boxers out of my walls it was highly patterned he's like whoa you made boxers out of my walls smell it GG smell deep into the crotch it makes like yeah GG smell the ball area and she does like a nice breath deep and they're all laughing yeah and they're like so Mike did you hang out with Jessica while you're in New York because she's in

New York too I don't even know if it was Reza who asked the question. I'm just gonna ask it in Reza voice. That's like a welcome shame, huh? So Gigi, see Gigi, Gigi's pretty clever because she had been on Mike's Instagram and she was looking at pictures of his new dog and then she noticed all the way, like so small in the corner was this reflection

of Jessica. This was like some Michael Crichton shit. You know that reads like, oh it turns out that the person in rising sun who like ruined everything for everyone, he like changed his footage on the security footage and Judy found out that's Jessica. And she just like the worst detective for a series of her. Like S is for Dada. It's like S is for duh. M is for Jessica. That doesn't even make any sense. Okay.

And she's, yeah, they're closing in on it doing all these closeups. Like thank God she got that speaker in her ear. Finally, I can hear now. Look, it's Jessica. Yeah, exactly. So now there are convinced that Mike and Jessica are rekindling something. So I mean, like their exes, of course, they're probably banging on the side.

And who cares? And who cares, honestly? Who cares? So also things not to care about MJ getting ready. She's like, this trip is so different because like, New York is like coming home now. Last time, I was in my head and now it's in my heart. Did you not see the Ninja Concierge food? Please, FF, FF.

So it's like, Marius, can I speak with you for a moment? Shaktore, we never discussed that Mike kid middity is basically still in love with Jessica. Oh my god, please stop already. Please stop trying to so blatantly stir shit up you two. And Gigi comes in and she's like, yeah, they're worried about what people will say. And he's like, yes, embarrassed, like by, by the community, like, mostly it's the mom because she's the most matriarch, like some white, some nice white lady would say, okay, but persons are tribal and just has

lots to do to get the chief on her side. Like, what did she do? She got cheated on? Yeah, exactly. Although she is, she's pretty obnoxious in her own way, too, to be fair. Yeah, exactly. Although she is... She's pretty obnoxious in her own way too to be fair. Yeah, she wasn't like she wasn't just like some, you know, some Paragon of lovely Feminine Ideals or whatever. I can't speak English day. Okay. I haven't had cold. I'm sorry Remember when Jessica told Mike to put his phone down during meals. Oh my god. What a bitch

No, she wasn't asshole. No, no, she had like in the tabloid she went kind of bonkers after that divorce. She was just being crazy and I don't know. I don't think I don't think Jessica is so great either to be honest But I mean Mike should not have cheated on her though. It doesn't deserve to be cheated on But she's no great she's no great great shakes either, as they say. Yeah. Yeah. This is one of those shows where it's like, who can you even stand up for? Like, who cares? The concierge.

Yeah. The concierge is all like that, that sweet little, you know, girl who once watched Daria as a, as a, as a tween. She's at home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's at home watching this cutting yourself with her ninja star.

Like, they didn't even get my lamb They took effort. Okay. What do they do not what don't they understand about paprika these idiots making me look like a fool She's just probably upset because she got fired after that because it was probably the productions the lunch that they came in an eight Oh, look they put that on this feet for us. Okay, we'll take it She's like I'm the these are the first guests. I couldn't get the stains off the couch from I lost my job. The proof is like Janice. Could we speak to you for a moment? You're no longer needed Off to Queens Yay

And MJ's like I'm amazing in snow. You're wearing a mini skirt So the music is like, I'm amazing in snow. You're wearing a mini skirt. Yeah. So the music is like, I don't really know why. But I just love Tommy, and I'm so excited we get to meet his family. He's like, that's my brother from another mother. We're like related by not being related, you know? Yeah, like this is Michael. That's Anthony. And that's Sean McGuire. And that's Richie this is Michael and that's Anthony and that's Sean and Guaya and that's Richie McGuire and that's Miriam McGuire and that's Anthony too and that's Anthony not

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Up. I'm about to excuse me, I'm just going to pass out for a moment. I'm going to use it a lot of oxygen doing that that that was a lot with the cold yeah it was a lot it was a lot it was a lot to watch and a lot to then regurgitate so they're driving and Mike's like look look at that look at that spray paint it's like a street artist it's, that's graffiti! Carriages!

And so, Reds is like, oh look, there's hot dogs and lasanias! That's what I was like. Yeah, that's really where you want to get your hot dogs and lasanias! It's a chokabattis! Reds was like halfway out the door before we realized that Tommy was joking. He was like, oh, sorry! So, there's also like a little scene of Gigi and Shalom back at the townhouse, because he's like, oh, I could do a really good Shalom impersonation today, because my nose is stopped. So I gotta go back to Alora, I can't speak up for the Shalom Gigi.

She's like, okay. You want to see the player? Okay, I love you. I understand it's gonna make him uncomfortable. I wish you would get over it But you know it's acting and one day he'll be able to support me. Yeah So then but we all by the way we also knew that he was gonna come to the show because in the previews of him in the audience So this will be all new. This was just a big nothing. So then the rest of gang arrives at birdies or I'm sorry, brightest in Queens.

And Resa was like, Creed's what's up, Creed's? Hello, Creed's. This is so perishing. So the parents, oh yeah, so then we start getting Tommy's background, how this is the family that took him when his family passed away or whatever.

And MJ and Tommy are talking to this lady with the baby and Tommy's rubbing the head and she's like, he has a heavy hand. Just teach him to be gentle with the baby. And some guys like, you got to have one. That's the only way to learn. You got to have one. And it's so cute that they found a family willing to, you know, go to MJ internationally having a baby. Yeah

Like it's totally possible. Yeah, yeah, exactly meanwhile resident cornerbink. What's the Queen's drink? Okay, I like to order a shrimp basket a chicken teriyaki dumplings bacon stuffed potatoes Matsu-realistic French toast bites cakes, deep fried crab cakes, sweet potato fries, parmesan fries, truffle fries, also some more wings and some mozzarella wings and some bonus wings. Thank you. And they die, Coke please. Oh, and sliders. So MJ basically is bombing with all the friends.

Like you were titan and ask guy. I'm an ask guy. He's like, yes, the queen's thing. That was apologies, bro. Like, well, congratulations. You've got both. Yeah, exactly. And then Resa's like, there's some girl named Kim,

who's at the bar with a giant glass of wine. And I was like, are you swimming in it? Are you drinking it? Ha ha ha ha ha. And Mike's like just checking you out. Because she's like, yeah, I'm surprised that's big. It's such a big glass right now. What's going on, Mikey Poo? Huh?

Are you married? Because I hear you're married to a man with a very big penis, but mine's bigger. Just bring in the glass. So Reza has like 20 plates of food around. And then there's a gay sibling who's over there. And Adam's like, are you gay? Oh my God, what was that like?

And he's like, I fainted when I came out because my family is such bitches. I love the little Irish gay. He's like just all, he's like just all the brothers, but you know with gay boys. Yeah, exactly. And then at one point MJ climbs onto the bar with Tommy to give a little talk about family and being accepted and have wonderful Tommy's and all these people here that just came into the bar.

And she's like, I just want everyone to know that. And then Resa goes, my dip is hard. Well, Oh, this this crew. So let's see, nothing matters more than family. The day I came to Howard Beach was the day I made connection with Howard Beach. You guys are my family. Tommy's family is like a bowl of ice cream with a brownie on the bottom and whipped cream on top. And nuts in the middle, milk on the side,

a slider to dip into them, a side of ketchup, possibly mustard. Why not put mayonnaise on there? Okay, stop. Just everybody's talking about it. I'm gonna have a heart attack just watching this guy die my pussy. I know. I'm gonna have a heart attack just watching this guy damn episode I know and then Tommy makes a toast and it just ultimately just winds up the entire bar going

family family family family Carried kids Carried kids Tommy take that first Come see yours Ninja Come see yours

A friend is somebody called by name of a phone. You're right and by letter or when you're alone. When you're alone, it feels like home. Throw me a bone. Don't need a skull. Look, all right, wrap it up. Beans, beans, and good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you're fat.

The more you're fat, the better you feel. So eat beans in every meal with your family so uh resist like are you coming to the pay and MJ stays in queen so in LA a survey and is arriving at organic organic raw kins juice yes that's there's so much wrong with that yeah so destiny with her mom and her family well it's actually your mom and her sister because juice. Yes, that's there's so much wrong with that. Yeah. So Destiny with her mom and her family. Well, it's actually your mom and her sister because Destiny has invested in a juice bar and you can see how how little the editors care for Destiny because they decided to give her some sort of character. We got to learn a little bit about her only on the second to last episode of the season. Yeah.

Like, and this is why you're leaving. Like little, little, little spinach balls, whatever he's trying to serve. Exactly. Oh, and here's a little inside into Destiny's life, too, by the way. She has a juice bar. You can take the girl out of the nightclub, but you can't take the nightclub out of, it's like fast forward. It's like, I wish I could have heard the end of that

because I was really fast-pated. So, Sherman comes and he's like, oh, look, it's me, it'll be supportive. It's like, let's talk outside. I was disgusted with you. That was disgusting. I wanted to bark on the floor. Like, God, I just gave the, say hi at your relevant.

I mean, Jesus. Yeah, he's basically like, well, you know, you know, I think I've just been running away from myself because my parents they split up when I was, you know, after 35 years of marriage, they split up and I sort of lost faith in everything, so I've decided that's what I'm going to say. I'm going to blame everything on my parents and I'm running away from myself, but running away from my parents because my parents split up and I don't know what I am. So if I said that, I was gonna make stuff emotional state and you know if I said that, I apologize. My bad.

I apologize. Like my parents got divorced and they never even told me they got divorced. They lied about it. And I was like, did you get divorced? They were like, no. And then I fed out a long time later that they did, which is why I lied about stuff.

But then pretend I didn't later. But then pretend I admitted it, which I didn't, but do I have to eat this? Please don't make me this. I guess most of my way of saying I'd rather apologize and fess up to tuning on Annelise than drink more of your terrible juice. Thank you. So reasons you know,

Shervin is not ready. And he's just still a lying player because he says, he says all the typical things. Sorry, I'm not perfect. That's one of them. And the other is, well, if there was a magic wand, I could wave and go into a time machine and not lie to you, I would. But right now, there's nothing I could do, but say, I'm sorry. So my bad. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't have a time machine. He literally does. I wish I could say,

sorry, but all I could do is say sorry, so my bad. Sorry, you don't understand me for not being perfect. Sorry. Yeah. Anyway, great knowing you, Destiny. I'll see you next time on the Never Show. Rockin, Zoosie, Goddamn. Capital leader shows up. You're like, what is God damn rockin, juice?

Why can't I get a regular juice? Hey, guess what? I don't want my sushi to be doing. Rock and... If this sushi's a rock and don't go neck and... So, Assa is at the babe store. Dressed like a pregnant detective. And because... So this is a cruel moment here because

She's like babe. I'm gonna find Carmen San Diego babe, but first I was gonna buy some designer clothes babe Hey, where in the baby is Carmen baby. I go. Hey Carmen Babe you know it's great about Carmen baby. I go like she goes everywhere like she sees the world She takes in all these cultures. She has like so much cultural input on her baby. She's like the mystery of jeans, babe. So, a germane still won't be. I have Carmen Baby Ago after blowing my nose. Now I'm putting it on mute while I blow my nose.

I was knowing she grossed out, but I have to blow my nose now because you made a booker appear. Well speaking of people who have trouble blowing their nose, Latoya Jackson's here. She's like, hello dear. This was so cool. Latoya.

This was so cruel as I tweeted out last night. Janet Jackson was playing at the Hollywood Bowl last night. And that's, you know, the Hollywood Bowl from is like a walk step. But I can't do the phrases today. I'm sorry, you know, it's close. It's close by. It's a walk away. I can walk to the Hollywood today I'm sorry you know it's close it's close by it's a walk away it's I can walk to the Hollywood Bowl okay it's like 17 sliders away

it's 17 sliders away I could have walked I could have seen Janet Jackson unfortunately I didn't realize Janet Jackson was going to be playing last night until I got stuck in the traffic around the Hollywood Bowl and on top of that I was sick as a dog last night. And I just was thinking to myself, if things had been a little different in my life, I could be watching Janet Jackson instead of sitting here watching Latoya Jackson. It's just not right. This is where I think we're winning. Yeah, maybe. In that regard.

I think so. How are we winning if we're the ones watching Latoya instead of Janet? Because was Janet picking up horrible little clothes while Asa was being Carmen San Diego saying things like that. She was only earning $1,000 a dollar. Thank you, dear. Yeah. So Asa, this is one of the things that drives me nuts about Asa and lots of other people

I'm sure, which is that for all of Asa's talk about, we're all human, I'm like a hippie artist, what yada, yada, yada. She's at this store and every single is a baby store, everything was like Prada, Versace, you know, Armani, all these like top designers, like designer baby clothes where everything costs you know like $400 for a stupid onesie. Yeah and they're like gold, you know, gold lamy, and you're like designer baby clothes, where everything costs, you know, $400 for a stupid onesie. Yeah, and they're like gold, you know, gold blamings. Like your baby decide he's gonna be an asshole. Yeah, exactly.

Like your baby decide he's gonna be an asshole and express that through his words. Don't just dress your baby like an asshole. Like, if I'm the fighting chance, you know? Exactly, there was a close up on the price tags of the crib, $7,500 for that crib, okay? I don't know what crib's normally go for, but $7,500 seems to be too much. At that point, you must just get a cardboard box. I'm way too. I'd be like, look, baby, you

say in the box. Yeah, I would totally do that. It's called put a pillow in a refrigerator box. Okay. When you're old enough to feed yourself and you can climb out of that box, you deserve to live, game. What you do is you is you order some like some gift basket from Harry and David's, eat all the food and then you put a blanket in there and then the baby and then you're set. So awesome. I think even Latory is sick of awesome because awesome is like, well, babe, I need to take off my babe jacket, babe. My temperature is like crazy.

And Latory goes, that's because of the pregnancy. Yes. Yeah. My doctor told me my babe needs a huge jock strap babe. Baby say it. And then Asa says, excuse me, Asa says she goes, babe, like the Jackson's are the most famous family in the world and like I want to be part of that family yeah babe I'm like well I can't I can't you know I can't be mad at her for being up front you know she just wants to be part of the most famous family in the world unfortunately I don't think the jackson are the most famous family in the world like literally you can go to a village in Afghanistan babe and they all know the jackson I know, I did a documentary there.

With a rabbi, a priest, a nun, and a dog, just for fun. We all sat and listened to Thriller. So then she tells us the meeting, germane story. Well, she's like, before we get into that, Assa talks about how people magazine called her up to do a picture spread,

the whole family spread with Dermain and the baby and Asa and Dermain just won't do it at all and Latoya goes Well, yeah the entire family is that way and we like our privacy Sins Latoya who's on reality TV. This is why you're the black sheep Latoya Says the Jackson's who had their own Reality show after like trying to sell a million other reality shows. Yeah, so the Jackson's who had their own reality show after like trying to sell a million other reality shows. Yes, the Jackson's were famous. So it's the Jackson's who are on stage like every night.

Yes, the Jackson's like we did just people magazine. Let's just say I'm the dad. The twins like in it. She's like I'll sit in this crib. Man, man, man, man, people. We all look the same. So just you know like she's my head. I'll be fine. It doesn't matter if you're black or white. Did anybody hear that? Where's people? I'm bad I'm bad I'm bad Hey, Asa, do you remember the time when we fell in love?

Do you have some jelly or some jam? Oh hey, who's that baby in the mirror? Okay. So I'm looking at her, dude. So then Asa tells us about her meeting. Yeah, her big love story. She's like, I saw Jermaine in high school and her eyes locked, but then he didn't talk to me. But like I knew I would be with him forever. And then like 10 years, 10 years later, I was at the Apple Babe and I felt his presence. And then he came up to me, but like I knew I would be with him forever. And then like 10 years, 10 years later, I was at the Apple Bay, and I felt his presence. And then he came up to me with blueberries. And then we went to the beach in Malibu, and we saw the moon.

And then we passed a white fox on PCH. Everything was like an old man. Well, to be fair, specifically, she said that when he walked up to her, the Apple store, there's waterfall of gold diamond water came over me, which is hilarious because it's a gold or a diamond. I'm not sure. And then she goes, he came over with organic blueberries and we spent eight hours listening to music.

And so the key thing here is that this alone is ridiculous. But the editors were like, fuck it, we're gonna have some fun. We've been stuck on this show, fuck it, we're gonna have some fun. We've been stuck on this show for six years, we're gonna go crazy. And they turned this entire story into a psychedelic montage of like crazy, you know, like clip art. Yeah, the video, very kaleidoscope. Because when she said that she was in the Apple store, they show the Apple logo, and they do like a kaleidoscope of osacophic

caftans in the background. And then they show like a waterfall and then they had these blueberries falling onto the screen. And then the blueberries turned into a kaleidoscope. Oh, isn't she trying to sell liquid gold or something because she lost her pregnancy weight in eight days. People online are like fuck you bitch. A, that that picture is photoshopped. And B, like this montage, she's just gonna fit all of her products.

She's like golden, liquid, golden diamond water, caftans fell over me. Yeah. It was amazing. It was actually one of the most amazing things that has ever happened on Shaza Sunset. And it came out of nowhere. We're just watching, like,

what is happening right now? But what does all that stand for? You saw someone from high school in an Apple store. Yeah, and he brought it with an omit. And your store is bullshit because who who brings organic blueberries into an Apple store? Please don't let Dremain Jackson bring organic blueberries into the Apple store. Like I feel like he's become so likable by refusing to be on this show. Don't ruin it for me, okay? Walking around white blueberries.

This is a white fox in the middle of P.C.H. three in the morning. It was a plastic bag. What was someone's dog? It was probably the possum that you were just talking about on Brandy's podcast. It was Nick Nolte. It could have been Nick Nolte.

I'm talking Nick Nolte. I've seen Nick Nolte in a bathrobe and he is not unlike a possum. Yeah, when you're a possum face, he's got like possum body. He's got possum life. When you're driving home from moon shadows, three in the morning in Malibu, you see all kinds of shit, Matt Pog. Yeah, they just saw Mel Gibson. Yeah, it's Mel Gibson, Yellow and Jew, things at a cop. We saw this white fox and it was shoulder-assisted and so anti-semitic, but we felt like it was still a sign. So I never watched this movie and then that white fox was there again and it was like, whoa, babe, it's crazy.

It's like the apocalypse and there's the white fox. So Serven has been cut out from the group because he has to stay home So now he's like, well, I can't do everything in a goddamn rack and sushi place So I'm gonna drive up to the over the and have a romantic scene with my gorgeous car And I mean FaceTime Analyze Because I wasn't ready like she's just an opportunity to keep one foot in and one foot out But like she has feelings and I've just realized like you know, sometimes it's about other people's feelings. Yeah. So we then began a horrifically staged and fake scene of me like, so Annelise, well,

this is Shervin, your boyfriend, and I wanted to say that, like, I've come up here on a Mulholland Drive just to tell you that, like, yeah, my friends have held me accountable, and yeah, my bad, and, you know, I did some of those things, but, you know, um, anyway, your turn. And she's like, well, I can't hate you for being honest. And when you say that you can't fake it, that really hurts. And also, I'm mad. And if I would walk away if I could, but I'm already in Australia, so I'll just stand here. And also, if I keep walking, I'll be on FaceTime anyway, which means you'll be walking with me

with the kind of to destroy the point Good so I guess we're sort of like figured out that like I admitted nothing no this sure that never said I cheated on you a million times and got called out for it He's like my fans held me accountable so I'm breaking up with you. Yeah, wait a minute Wait a second. This is also later He can be like they switched in the editing and I broke up with you and then I set with people. What's the big deal? We weren't together. Yeah, exactly So he's basically like I don't think I'm ready to go this next step. So anyway

I'm just gonna drive off right now and so he they're like all right the boy and and then they like hang up and then he like Drives he just busy drives off and the camera zooms in on the towers of century city like a broken heart tonight. Now I understand my own feelings. Well, wow, you're really ready for a relationship. And at least I brought you here to the scenic view of century cities that way you would know what true heartache is. Uh, Annalise. Also, I love that she's like in a scene study class, because I wouldn't force anyone to be with me. You need to figure out the why. Okay, Annalise. It's like, well, actually I did try to figure it out. And it turns out that their membership

is like $35 a month, which I think is pretty reasonable. So if you're interested in doing a couple of things, even though we're breaking up, I would be into that. Then it's like coming up after the commercials of Gigi. My fatigue is sweating. What do people think when they're watching this show for the first time? They think that America should be bombed. So at the theater, the guy at the theater is like, are you ready? You are gonna be on me. Yeah, I'm gonna be on me. This is like in one of those little tap dance rental rooms.

You get upstairs at the Broadway dance center for like $500. Yeah, because the folding chairs. Yeah, this was then this director was a bit much. He was he was definitely on 10 and this production is definitely on three. So everyone's there, and guess what? Shalom is there. Socker. And then Mike is like, Mike is like, I don't get it.

It's not romantic, it's just stupid. I'm like, actually, I think this is more of a romantic thing than anything that you've ever done, Mike. Mike is so, I'm not ever sure what Mike is talking about. He's like, this is stupidity mixed with bipolarism. Which I mean, yes. It says the guy who shoved his girlfriend out of a plane and was like, really marry me?

I want to be together forever, push her out of a plane. Like, play it a minute, I'm getting mixed signals here, buddy. So, Salon goes backstage and they giggle very deeply, how they love each other. And she's like, most guys would have left, but he showed up and he put a ring on it, so he can get away with it. What a touching relationship.

Now, the best part of this is Adam sitting in the audience. Well, two things. First, Resa is like, Gigi is in a play about rolling in the hay. Oh my god, Tommy's poetry.. It's I can't let it go He's like a brother from another mother. I love the theater. Moliere be Swerven Chekhovs Swerven Chekhov Ibsin you better slow your row. You're swirving too much Swirving Lloyd Weber

Do you like that I got from Ibsen to Andrew Lloyd rubber long days? We're in tonight So Adam starts reading her bio if the thing and he's like wait a minute Called that's a gg was an accomplice gymnast and trained for placement and an Olympic team in Atlanta. What the frick? Between that and MJ saying that she was a figure skater when she was younger, I really have to question these strange lies they're coming up with. Why are they all circled around Olympic sports? GGs is the best because it says she trained for placement on an Olympic like which okay, which I train for yeah

I trained to work at Bard's in Noble one so I'm a fucking author I did some summer solves in my youth so I guess I was training to be Placed on an Olympic team. Yes. Yeah, you don't get to put that on your fucking play bill. Of course, it's not really a play bill. Yeah, it's like, I just play in, hey, Bill. I just play in, Bill. So, Russ is like, what? Your crew should know about the Olympics.

Was this bitch on a space shuttle, too? Bitch be like, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da My face is sweating. Yeah. You're classy, so. Yeah, exactly. So, um, so Resa started saying how Gigi is refurbished. She's like, have you ever, hey, who, who here has been refurbished? She has got into this refurbished. It's like it works well. Like they fixate in the factory, but you always think yourself, bitch, can't break any time soon.

That's what Gigi is like. She's like refurbished. She's like a regular Gigi, but she she's like fixed but she got smack a hole. It's like if someone took herish drug it was like go back to the factory and come back as Chi Chi. That's what she is. Made in China. I don't know what that means but it really is on her resume. Chi Chi. I trained for the Olympics. I made in China. I'll send the president And I want to know Belle piece prize. She's just coughing random things she sees on her coffee table She's like Arctic Freeze wait a minute Diet Arbus wait, that's like you Gigi

Nell file. Wait a minute. Gigi loves to hold little babies in lettuce cups. What? So, the big tension in this scene is like, dun dun dun dun dun dun. Was Shilohm get mad when Gigi kisses a gay guy on stage who's wearing a strap on. Like, after seeing even two seconds of this terrible bullshit, I want it to get up and just beat the shit out of everybody. Lord knows they deserved it. I think Mike had the best idea, which was just falling asleep. That bitch has been swerving. Look how he's asleep. Like he's been on a diet of diet, so it isn't worse. So Gigi's on stage and she's doing her thing. She's spinning grapes into something or another.

And then it's like, okay, now it's time for the kiss. The big kiss. What will Shalom do? What will Shalom do? Commercial break. Now we're back. What will Shalom do? And it's like, it's fine.

Shalom's all happy to learn to give a hand job. He's like, well, I hope she does that at home. Um, Gigi, this was so good because Wes is like, well, this is a new Gigi. She is not curing cancer, but at least the bit started something and finished it and that's when it cuts to her spitting out chewed up grapes. Yeah. New Gigi spits out her grapes. Oh, G seven grapes see what I did there that's so Persian Reafoon

So that's basically it right yeah they do a little toast to GG at the end and yeah Triumph and now next to the atom goes they're all clapping and Adam goes our little Olympian Now I could say I was scratched by an Olympic cat. Chained for, chained for. So good. So that brings us to the end of this. We'll be back tomorrow with a little real haze wards of Orange Gainny. Yes, we certainly will. And then on Wednesday we have Dillus. This, that we we have JZ and Friday we have below dick. Below dick?

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