Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Flinging Mud

Episode Date: February 25, 2020

The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, Nema has an awkward chat with his ex., an...d a possum becomes the surprise star of 2020. Just more mud, sweat, and tears on Shahs of Sunset! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:31 What happens What happens Watch what What happens when there's so what happens Who cares what happens when this all happens? Oh, yeah, it's all when you don't need to run. Kids what happens when this all happens? Hello and welcome to Watch or Crap Bands, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love to watch. I'm Ben Madelker of the Real House, where it's a kitchen island.
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Starting point is 00:01:27 Before we get into that, we are just a quick reminder that we are going to Salt Lake City on March 19th, which is just under a month away. You can get tickets for that on watchcraftpins.com. And then not too long after that, we'll be going to Orlando. And then we're going to Charleston, our big return Charleston,
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Starting point is 00:02:24 controversy. Well, not real-life controversy, just controversy amongst the cast. So the episode opens up at La Siena Gepark, where Rezze is jogging trying to lose another 40 pounds because of Bich Loss 40 pounds. Did you hear Bich Loss 40 pounds? Hashtag. It's soft piano, tinkles, this rezze thinks of all the difficult things he's been going through. Mike's saying, uh, Lee is getting weird text messages from Adam, so run. Jog, jog, jog, Destiny's saying, they're all naked. Jog, jog, jog, sexually harassed, bro.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Jog, jog, and then rest is like, you know, things don't create. Yeah. So he starts to meditate in the park. By the way, the worst place to ever meditate is that park on La Siena Gutt. Nothing on La Siena Boulevard will is ever conducive to meditation. It's just like a stressful road, a road full of stress from beginning to end. Yeah, and he's like, well, there is a lot of shit going on. I suspect MJ. After the phone call, she said me a texting.
Starting point is 00:03:21 She didn't have anything to do with anything. And doesn't he who someone I have known since childhood? Is someone I can't talk to? He's such a fucking victim and it's hilarious watching Raza in victim mode after scorching the earth with everybody else's personal lives over the years. I know. He's like, how do this happen? I'm like, well, you're toxic and you've attracted toxic friends and you've attracted toxic friends and you've tried to scorch the earth for years and years and they're finally decided that they're going to go get you instead. That's how that happened. And also your husband is sending dick pics to people and invited them to play Jenga with
Starting point is 00:03:55 them naked. So that's what happened. Yeah, he was, he did a real good job of deflecting away from all that. He's just putting it all into this, you know, conspiracy theory that MJ wanted to destroy him, whatever. Which may be true, but still probably true. Yeah. The other day, I kind of like it. And second of all, like Adam's the one sending dick pics and Nika Jenga talk. So So then GG shows up in a giant truck and she we find she joins Reza and we find out that Reza and Adam are gonna be doing a mud run Because Adam has been begging to do one Which is so Adam to be like I just really want to do a mud run, you know I hear there's like a lot of butterflies on the track and like maybe we can rehab some of them. I don't know Reza. Can we do it?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Yeah, but it's so it's so like Sweater gay the mud run more can we do it? Yeah, but it's so like sweater gay, the mud run. We're gonna do a couple's mud run. Oh, good. So Gigi is coming to get trained for this mud run thing and you know, the stoned, generally. So she's like, well, you know, my doctor said I need to start cardio, but I don't want to talk about what.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Let's just say I'm in a really healthy place right now because apparently IVF is a big secret from her friends Which well it's kind of funny because she said she wants to keep her IVF secret for now Meanwhile, it was just about two years ago when they essentially kicked us off the show for not talking about her IVF journey Yeah, and MJ was saying well well, I was going through. Why didn't we just talk about it? And I thought that she had already said, well, I guess on the reunion, she said she was gonna try IVF,
Starting point is 00:05:32 but I guess they don't know that she's actively trying. I don't know, they were confused with me. I thought everybody knew. All I know is that they were really mad that Osla got pregnant and that they did not know about the IVF and next thing you know They're like in Israel and MJ is like so tell me more about your bastard baby The show good to always full of class this one good times
Starting point is 00:05:58 I mean obviously with the awesome thing it was really more of a mass discussion of like um Hello, you're dating a Jackson, and you won't come on the show, and we share all. We basically make ourselves look like shit, and we just write all our families for the show, and you won't let the Jackson, which Jackson is the again, Dermain Jackson Jr.
Starting point is 00:06:15 You won't let him come on the show. That's what they were angry about. Yeah. So, um, Gigi, this is basically Reza's wedding, right? Because this is a thing that he cannot invite people to, that he gets to feel all the power. Because GG's like, so is Destiny invited? Because I know you're really mad at Destiny.
Starting point is 00:06:33 He's like, well, I don't know if I can even invite her to my mud run. I'm so upset unless she talks to me. I can't invite her to my mud run. And just like a wedding, no one wants to come to your fucking mud run okay get over yourself yeah no one is really interested in you in going to some park in the inland empire to run around the lake and jump over fire for two hours okay so so basically Ali Ali they they pronounce it Ali adbele so I'm not really it's driving me nuts It's with Ali's 80% of the times at least they say Ali so I'm sticking with that also by the way Belated credit to you last week's Shah's recap episode that you named Hayden Ali that was great
Starting point is 00:07:16 So Ali's been so GG basically tells us the Ali's been saying that this was basically like Ali MJ and Destiny We're talking shit this entire time. So MJ was in this and according to Gigi, who not always the most reliable witness, she's probably like, yeah, and Tony the Tiger was there too. And he was like really into it. He kept saying this was a great plan.
Starting point is 00:07:34 He's like, it was just great. It's great. She's like, but I love being here in Central Park with you. I was like, no. So great that we finally made it to Paris. Yeah, and for this scene, his name is Ali. I didn't, I noticed that to you. So, rest of the guy, now I'm all the way. He told me stuff. And she's like, yeah, well, you know what? Ali told me it
Starting point is 00:07:56 was over FaceTime. He said it was MJ. He said the MJ said that he said he told MJ and the MJ said it was borderline sexual harassment. I'm so sorry. And she gives him a hug, which by the way, like sending people like really nasty sex messages when they don't want it is borderline sexual harassment. So yeah, it's not really sure what the argument is. Yeah, it's also like not necessarily a Machiavellian scheme for someone to say that. I mean, this is a classic game of telephone, right? Like Ali is telling MJ like oh my god Adam sent me another picture and he's telling me about naked Jenga
Starting point is 00:08:31 And yet like we're not supposed to be friends like what the fuck and I'm just like yeah, that's crazy That's like borderline sexual harassment. That's how I imagine it went down. I was just like whoa But now then Ali who is no angel is like, I was speaking to MJ, Destiny, and this is sexual harassment, and Destiny is like, oh my God, sexual assault. You know, it's like the worst telephone people of all time are playing this game right now. So then Destiny has another real exciting time.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I mean, blessed Destiny, you know. Like, I'm liking Destiny this season. Last season I didn't like her, but this season I'm, I agree, blessed Destiny. I mean, just bless her hard. I mean it in the terrible way, but now bless her heart Like she can only shoot with an old broke down car. I know so sad We just see like a close-up of flat tire and I was like oh, that's so sad that They have to put in visual metaphors from Mike's career. That's like that was just rude Just rude no kidding. I mean if destiny paid I mean if Destiny's mother paid for it,
Starting point is 00:09:28 it would have been perfect. Destiny is telling us she's already crying. Like if her first diary room of the entire episode she's like I don't like to be vulnerable. It bothers me. There are like moments in my life like I'm'm like damn, if I had a husband, he would have had a little broken down car, or even opening a jar of torsie, you know how hard that is? Oh! Like, first of all, thank you for setting back
Starting point is 00:09:55 to women's movement. Second of all, it's called task rabbit. Just get a task rabbit. You literally, it's like, you want someone to open up your jar for you. It's called task rabbit, they'll come. They'll do it for you. Yeah. A taskrabbit and a rabbit.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Yeah. You know, just have those two things and you're fine. So yeah, it does. He's like, I thought, man, a husband. And then she's like standing there and then like a possum comes out just like crawls right. It's the moment that we've been waiting for on Bravo. Like we've always known there's been a possum waiting to make its debut.
Starting point is 00:10:24 And here comes the possum like, somebody call me, someone needs, someone never issue with a jaw cause I'm here to help. You're right. Can't really barney just refusing to leave Bravo, you know. So this possum just comes ambling out. Are you okay possum? Oh it's pregnant. Not even the possum can be pregnant. Oh. I mean, she actually literally says at one point, like, well, Possom found Prince Charming. If Possom could do it, I am hope.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I'm like, are you really comparing yourself to a Possom, like I knocked up somewhere in the bushes of Los Angeles? Aim higher, Destiny. Come on. Yeah, because some guy comes over to rescue the possum and move it back into the bush. Oh, my God, there is such a thing as love. So that's all that she has to do. She just has to crawl out on the sidewalk and look sad until someone puts a blanket around her and deposits her in the hedges. So next up, Nima goes to his gym office thing that his partners form. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah. His partner shoot YouTube videos over there. Yeah. And he's like, uh, Hey, uh, TJ, I got some footage for you to make look cool on social. Right, bra. Right. Get that right over to you. So, uh, his ex girlfriend, girlfriend, Erica is working there just giving him
Starting point is 00:11:47 side eye and she started off as Niemas assistant, which I don't, maybe we knew that already, but I had forgotten. So she started off as his assistant and then he started dating her and it was going well until he almost kissed Gigi. And then as we saw, they broke up, but she still is working for him because I guess the job market is that terrible Yeah, I guess they both make a lot of money doing it and he's like I've always felt like Erica was the right girl at the wrong time Oh gosh first she dated them. We didn't date then there was kiss cake and there was this and there was that like oh my god
Starting point is 00:12:20 Just such an asshole and she's just like staring at him like please die Like I my hope for my one hope for you is that you die right now right in front like oh my god, you're such an asshole. And she's just like staring at him like, please die. Like I, my hope from my one hope for you is that you die right now right in front. She literally is like, she's just staring at him like, why? Why am I here sitting on the floor upstairs from the first form gym where a bunch of obnoxious bodybuilders are taking annoying selfies. And I'm sitting here narrating his innermost thoughts. Yeah. And he's like, well, well, you've accepted that job in Barcelona, so I guess I'm gonna have to do this stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I mean, what are we just gonna put stuff on pause? She's like, uh, no, you actually have to work. And he's like, oh, it kinda pulls me back into the minutia of these projects. And I'm like, gosh, I need to go to the gym. I need to do sushi. Yeah. And he's like, he's like, you know, I always thought that we were going to get married and she's like, I don't know why you ever thought
Starting point is 00:13:10 we'd get married. It was literally never gonna happen. Like, I wasn't even in a relationship with you. I was just enduring long form sexual harassment. He's like, but I always thought we'd end up together. She's like, I would not end up with you the way you are. Please, I'm putting Barcelona. You've literally scared me off to a different continent. He's like, well not end up with you the way you are. Please I'm gonna Barcelona you've literally scared me after a different continent
Starting point is 00:13:26 He's like well, I think that like you're the best relationship in my life and like I'm the worst relationship in your life And she goes yeah, I think I definitely could be a better than you Guess what I am Promoting myself and by promoting myself. I'm allowing myself to sit on the couch. Look at that Going up in the world. Yeah, she just has no tolerance. She's like No, no, you're not you're not you don't get to do this scene with me You don't get to do like a redemption scene with me while I'm sitting on the floor typing notes on you know You're you're late as vineyards. Yeah, totally So then gg goes somewhere called dragon herbs to meet someone who looks like Destiny, but it's not Destiny.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Did it trick you? It tricked me at first. It was a little bit of Traco's, Yasmin, who's been popping up. I mean, I think Yasmin's been there for a while. I had that really, really super fascinating theory that I may have driven her with Uber once. Yeah, you guys remember. So, uh, yes, me and Joins, and they're like picking out herbal drinks and stuff, and there's like a guy who's like, yeah, this herbal drink, this is good for life force, and this one's good for Pimento cheese. If you want pimento cheese in your life, you drink this, and you can find pimento cheese. It's great. Yeah, Gigi's like, well, you know, egg retrieval, right?
Starting point is 00:14:45 He's like, um, not for that. Yeah. But, you know, hot yoga or fucking, basically, if you like for that. So she's trying to thicken her uterus lining because she's just thickening it to have to keep the baby in there for when she wants to do her baby transplant and stuff.
Starting point is 00:15:03 And so she, she's doing everything she can. She's got like a million patches on. And she's drinking this tea that's made with like lots and lots of bark, tons of bark. More bark that you can never imagine. It's a bark tea, you know? Excited. And so she's talking to her friend and she's like,
Starting point is 00:15:20 God, there's so much work. You really have to want it. She's like, yeah, I do really want it. That's the one I'm making all this effort. And she tells us that she's been pregnant a tons of times, but because she was irresponsible when she was younger. And she's really lucky to be living in LA
Starting point is 00:15:36 and so she has a way out of that. And now she's got pregnant like so many times. And now she's like, Jesus, now I'm trying and I can't do it, you know? Yeah, exactly. I also times and now she's like, Jesus, now I'm trying and I can't do it. You know? Yeah, exactly. I also like the way she says that almost as if she's not irresponsible anymore.
Starting point is 00:15:51 She's like, back when I was irresponsible, I kept getting pregnant. But now that I'm this age, I'm like, you're still irresponsible, by the way. Yeah. I've gone one season without chasing somebody you were having with scissors. So now that I've learned've gone one season without chasing somebody around with scissors. So Now that I've learned that it's not okay to throw flowers in the face of a tame gay, I've become much more responsible. Yeah, um, so she's like, well, um,
Starting point is 00:16:17 You know, everyone keeps asking me like, God, are you gonna quit smoking pot? And I'm like, Jesus Christ. Like, why is it that big of a deal? You know, everyone else is making a big deal of it. Everyone's like, you're gonna stop smoking pot when you're quit smoking pot? And I'm like, Jesus Christ, why is it that big of a deal? Everyone else is making a big deal of it. Everyone's like, you're gonna stop smoking pot when you're pregnant, right? And I'm like, well, Nancy, did you stop drinking with you or pregnant? I like that. I like that she has someone named Nancy who tore him answer.
Starting point is 00:16:39 This is just when lady named Nancy hates her ass on Instagram, you know. Nancy, it's not, it's not even Nancy lives like two, two floors down. She's just hates her. She's in the elevator all the time. It's always like, hold the door, hold the door. Oh, it's you. So you can give up pot. Yeah, Nancy, did you give up booze Nancy? Well, we're not talking about me, Gigi. And then we go over to an apartment, which basically could be bikes. I was like, oh, so Mike still got a fuck pad, but it's not.
Starting point is 00:17:06 It's a it's a abandoned apartment on Kenmore in that building that he's gonna tear down with his family. Yeah. So Mike is, you know, he shows up in his giant white Mercedes. Don't know why he has that, but he has it. And he's like walking around this apartment and basically no one lives there anymore, but they left all their junk and he's like, you in order to in order to do this building in order to get the permits It has to be a completely empty building. It has to look exactly like my future. Just totally empty and bear no potential Dead cool to alone
Starting point is 00:17:41 So the dad His dad comes over and he's like listen the most important thing is the loan and he's like well I can't get the loan without the contractor and the contract was busy, but listen the series ready to go The series ready to go that's like I don't know this New Siri person, okay? So back up with that Mike is also Mike is also very annoyed because he's like you know My parents said that I could be the one, like, the project manager for this. And then, like, as soon as I show up,
Starting point is 00:18:09 my dad is here to be, you know, he's the inspector. And as soon as I show up, he shows up. Like, do you trust him or not? I'm like, no, no, they don't trust you. Like, it's like, they've said it. They literally said we don't trust you. They almost gave the contract to the possum on the sidewalk at this point.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Okay, they don't trust you. Yes, I'm looking at I thought he was talking about Sam Nizari and I'm so dumb. Oh my god. SBE like Sam Nizari's gonna like be like well. I was gonna open up a new hotel in Vegas, but to give them my shoe head has a pretty cool 8 unit complex on Kenmore Mike Shewhead has a pretty cool eight unit complex on Kenmore by a target that may never be built. Let me do that instead. Well, I'm so dumb. So, um, no serious about Nazarian. So the dad's like, I can't talk to this guy.
Starting point is 00:19:00 I don't know him. I have the contractor I use and Mike's like, but I can talk to him. You don't need to talk to him. I'm going to do everything. Like, like but I can talk to him You don't need to talk to him. I'm gonna do everything Yeah, so it's gonna be a nightmare But that's like you know you have to be on top of everything, okay? You have to be there every day and if you fail there's no second chance and Mike's like Got it
Starting point is 00:19:20 So what if we build this house out of little golden baby shoes? Can we do that? It's like oh god. Yeah. And then Mike tells us, you know me and my dad we always had a trouble connecting when I was young girl because you know people who are the same they butt heads, you know. But then when I was older I realized he had wisdom. Thank you are not the same as your father, okay. Please stop. Please stop trying to push this. Oh, I just like my my father who's like been married and Presumably faithful for all of these years Excessible like stop. Yeah. Yeah, who like got an advanced degree and studied some sort of
Starting point is 00:19:59 Electric something other in Germany and then has been doing it for 41 years in Los Angeles. He basically has shit together, okay? Yeah, no, we butted head we butted head for so many years Which is why I actually got here at Peri implants to make it softer when he hit me just much better now Then we go over to Reza's house where Adam's like, oh, I love miss me so much Who's there cat and he's like so? It's me too. He's like, is Sarah is Sarah afraid of cats or just dogs and Russ is like, she's just basically afraid of pets. Any pets get them out of here. Yeah, by the way, if you ever wanted to know the stereotypical image of someone who's afraid of all pets, it really is Sarah. Like she looks like she just saw some scary pets like five minutes ago every time you see her I don't like people who are like oh my god, I'm afraid of animals
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Starting point is 00:23:45 And, Chieat no shrink and violet kuchi are! We love you guys! I don't mind if someone says they're afraid of animals. I think animals are inherently a little scary. They're wild. They're wild beasts. Okay. I'm sorry, you know, unlike you, I have not been spending all my time watching adorable videos of animals cuddling each other. Okay. I have a- I've been watching-
Starting point is 00:24:13 I've been watching Facebook. Okay. I was watching a cow hug a cat. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Well, you know what? I just watched a video of a goose killing a duck. You did? Yeah. See, here's the thing. So while you're watching like touchy-feely animal videos, Dom has become obsessed with an Instagram account called Nature's Metal, which just shows the links the animals will go to for food or whatever they need. And basically there was a video of a duck that got too close to a goose's eggs, the goose went and like basically killed the duck, like put its beak around the duck's neck and like killed it. Well, self defense.
Starting point is 00:24:47 That's what I call it. Well here's the thing, when is it, when is, when are the animals gonna feel like they need to attack me? I actually had a dream last night. I got some of those house cats, like I'm getting bin, I'm gonna get in. It could happen. I had a dream last night that I found a little baby owl, and it started following me around,
Starting point is 00:25:07 and it was so cute. And everyone was like, look at that adorable baby owl that's following Ben around. And then I was like, I have to get rid of this baby owl because I think it's cute now, but it's gonna grow up and claw my, it's gonna bite my face off, so I had to like take it to the farce or something. Well, an owl is different.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Like we saw an owl the other day in the street when we were driving, or in the road when we were driving. It was like on the side of the road or on a tree or something you saw it I don't know where it was, but you were like look there's an L and I said don't trust owls look at you framed from murder Because of that that Documentary the staircase where they're like did this guy kill his wife or did the owl pusher down the stairs because she has Al claws in her head Al claw marking so don't I'm not saying you should trust any animal. I'm just saying like, you know, I'm afraid of parents. Just give me a break lady. Okay. At some point we should also mention that Sarah does remind me of Avatar.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Of Avatar. The blue people, the blue people in Avatar. People. Yeah. I feel like she's like a blue person in disguise. the blue people in Avatar. Yeah, I feel like she's like a blue person in disguise. Sorry. Which would explain a lot. She's because she's not used to our animal. She's used to like Pandora's animals. Yeah, well, she tells us she's afraid of pets
Starting point is 00:26:14 because she had a paper rat when she was down there. And I'm like, you know what, be afraid of bikes or be afraid of papers. Or be afraid, yeah. Like, that to me was actually the most hilarious like back story for a trauma like I had a paper route 1950 was that she was like well yeah oh I'd hear Frankie Valley playing and I of course had flashbacks to that arcade game paper boy and I just imagining Sara on playing paper boy and throwing
Starting point is 00:26:42 newspapers at all the wrong things and bad, bad points. Well, it made me laugh. At first, I was like, oh, sorry, I'm re-adjusting in my chair. Oh, God. I've got this office chair that's like good for your lower back. What do you call that? When it like, I don't know, supposed to support your other. Our support? Yeah, but then when I, it has the size of it come up to you, so I can't really rearrange it properly. Anyway, the point is a huge person on the time each air. The point is that at first I didn't like her because she was like, oh, pass. But then she said she was working at like five years old. And I love child labor, like I'm a huge fan of child labor.
Starting point is 00:27:17 So I don't know. I'm on the fence with Sarah. We also saw an image of her for paper wrap. And she had like five sacks on her and she looked like it was like grapes of wrap or something It was like the 30s it's like she was saving up nickels to go to a ballgame or something. I know I was like, could you have put some cell phones together? Maybe that would have been more lucrative and dogs would have been chasing you, okay? But also like how many pets chased her when she was a paid well on her paper wrap? Like I get the dogs But why are you including the cats like cats turtles rabbits like it sounds like every
Starting point is 00:27:47 animal just came for her. I know turbo is coming out of the house like you bitch I have to walk all the way over to my neighbor's house to get my paper you bitch. If that's another article about trickle-down economics you're gonna get it bitch. Oh my god I'm so sorry bad dog. She's really triggered by Dr. D little. So, um, yeah so, so Reza is, uh, he tells us, you know, all the things that I love about Adam is why Ali was able to get in so fast with us. He thinks everyone, Adam thinks everyone is good and so they do something that's sure that they're not, but me, I make you jump through hoop after hoop after hoop and then if you're good, then you're in. I'm like, so basically no one is in in your group.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Is that what you're saying? Because you made us, we made them all jump through a lot of hoops a lot. And then I let you in and then I try and ruin your life. And then if your life isn't ruined, I let you back in after you've apologized to me, even though you've done nothing wrong. And then I let you back in and ruin your life again. And if that still doesn't take a way to year and then let you apologize to me again, and then I'll let you back in and then ruin your life again. Yeah. And he's like always down to undermine someone, including the fact that he puts out like two different cakes
Starting point is 00:29:00 for a pre-mud run like party. Like they're gathering together, do arts and crafts and make their t-shirts and he puts out two cakes. I'm like, you guys are doing a mud run. Why are you eating two cakes? Why do there have to be two cakes here? So they're gonna make t-shirts for their team and they're gonna call them,
Starting point is 00:29:16 Hoodrats, what do you think of that? And Gigi called him a Hoodrat. So they're making a joke out of it now. Ah, ha, ha. Remember what we had about each other. It's, it's a little, as they say on the violin, it just maybe feel a little cringed because it's like, okay, I get it. Like, there was like a joke. But uh, just so you know, no one knows your joke and you're, you guys just like a bunch of wealthy people
Starting point is 00:29:38 running around wearing t-shirts to say hood rats. Like, maybe think about that. Maybe think about that before you make a total jackass out of yourselves. Oh no, not on this show. So Rats is like, you know, Gigi smokes more wheat than Snoop Dogg. She's high all the time. Then we get high calm of Gigi going, oh my god, these letters, they're also different.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Yeah, she has some, I can't even imagine her with alphabet soup. Like, whoa, it's a universe in there. So then Sarah comes over and then she sees that they're naming themselves the Hoodrats. She's like, um, do we have to be Hoodrats? I have an MBA. I have an MBA and I understand the optics of this. Do we have to be other rats?
Starting point is 00:30:17 Whereas I was like, yes, of course we do. Especially if it means it's gonna ruin your career wise. And Adam sir, it just says, I'm with him and points the arrow to Reza. Reza's is like, I don't know who that is, points that I add him. You always have to make sure I'm standing too right otherwise people are going to accuse you of T-shirt harassment. So Destiny sends what we learn is a come quad tree and it's like her little. Or she has to sing she has to send over a plant with the name come in it. During these allegations like come up. Not bring come up.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Yes, I come and almost the seaward mixed together. Yeah, totally. So Adam's like, oh, it's from Destiny. And Sarah's like, what's going on? She had like a whole situation at the beach. And Russ is like, where is she didn't reach out to me? Yeah. Yeah, and Gigi's like, well, maybe it's because she views you
Starting point is 00:31:19 as a big brother and she knows she heard her big brother and she doesn't know how to act. Speaking, I know I speak from experience because I've been in that position and I think everyone was just like shocked that Gigi was a voice of reason for like one moment. I know. Maybe something like big, grunion energy got into her. I know Gigi is like the opposite of this is your brain on drugs commercial. It's like the egg goes back into the shell. That's fine. By the way, we all start to give like of course Shaza Sunset has like the egg goes back into the shell. That's fine. By the way, we all tend to give, like, of course,
Starting point is 00:31:46 Shaza Sunset has like the worst animal cameos, grunions and apossums. Like what's next week? Like a dying skunk, just like just falling off a roof. So Destiny is getting, you know, it's like another lonely scene for Destiny. So she's like, oh my god My car's already in the shop. What do I do? I'm gonna go talk to the last lady. So she goes to the last lady and
Starting point is 00:32:14 That's basically it. Oh, yeah, she's telling her well, you know, I sent a cum quad tree to my friend I guess. Yeah, she goes she goes the only drama I wanted my life for my lashes, which is kind of funny And then she yeah, she says I sent a cum quad tree as an olive branch. I'm like, how about next time you just send an olive branch as an olive branch? Just go to pump and snap one off. Mm-hmm. Of course, I'm the one who would get annoyed at like the oddness of a cum quad tree as an branch.
Starting point is 00:32:38 You would send a literal olive branch. I would. I'm like, as long as you're sending, if you're sending a tree, like just send an actual olive branch. And then slapleys, a van der Prumpt with that. Yeah, it's like people who named their dogs, other animals. Like, I think we've talked about this how like when people named their dog bear, I'm always like, it's, but it's a dog.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Yeah, like call it like rollo or something, but like don't call it like bear when it's a dog. That's probably why I freaking, Zara is so terrified because the dog will come running out and people be like get back here Come on. Where's bear? Where's bear and she thought bears were chasing her? So then we cut back to Adam reading the card that came with the Comquat tree and It's a bunch of blah, but I don't know I know that you don't love my face right now
Starting point is 00:33:21 But I will always love your faces and Enjoy the Comquat circuit for drinks. Hey, she never says sorry. She never says sorry. Never says sorry. You know, settle down, Adam. You gotta come quadripe for free. Okay, that's like your life's dream. Yeah, maybe you should just send her a friendly dick pick
Starting point is 00:33:38 to remind you, reminder how close you are. Yeah, he just mad that he can't take apart the Comquat tree like a junkotower. Yeah, and Gigi's like, well, look, you know, sometimes we have to focus on the right thing that people do. Not the wrong thing, you know, people don't know better sometimes. Like, look at me. I've hurt people and Adam goes, but you will apologize for hurting my neck. Also, which when she says like, why don't you focus on the good things, which is again, a strange moment of reason from Gigi
Starting point is 00:34:06 He goes oh what like the gesture like yeah She sent you a fucking comquat tree And you're and you have a terrible yard. It's perfect. It's literally a perfect gift She said to you the most sexually harassing kind of tree that she can okay, she like basically just sent you sexually harassing kind of tree that she can. Okay. She like basically just sent you a shot named like her load. Okay. Just take it and be grateful that she's thinking of you. Yeah. And Razz is like, you know what? I will be cordial with her, but I'm just never going to share with her anymore because I say something and she uses it against me. And I would never do that unless I'm dealing with a friend or a close family member. So then back with Destiny, she's like making eye-lash jokes or something and then her
Starting point is 00:34:52 phone dings and she's like wackily reaching down between her legs to get her purse. And it's as long as text from Reza. And by the way, I wrote it down. Okay, go for it. This is Longass Text from Resa. I'm basically... I wrote it down. Okay, go for it. Hey! Thanks for the plant. Clearly you have others in your ear.
Starting point is 00:35:10 With that said, everything that has transpired is really hurtful slush damaging. Your intention slash actions weren't pure. I don't trust you, but I can coexist with you. I've heard that you've had an issue with me making you choose, but there is no choice. Ali is your friend and we're going on a mud run on Saturday and if you want to come, you can come so we can leave you out and you'll get you even more. Thanks, Reza. She's like, I'm trying not to cry. I'm trying not to cry. I'm just used to remember the like family giving up on me. Oh, up destiny. You did this and I hate Resa And I know we disagree on this bed, but you did this so you deserve it
Starting point is 00:35:51 Yeah, I still don't think that like I mean this is like I'm not gonna This is not gonna I'm this I'm not gonna don't on this hill But I don't I just don't think that does needs like a huge offender in this situation and I also by the the way, her nail, her eyebrow tech or whatever that lady, her profession is called, she's like, you know what, if you're this hurt and they're not affected by it, then do so. I was like, thank you, lady. You are absolutely right. Yeah. But it's like also saying, okay, I quit this reality show, which, you know, it's harder than that eyebrow tech or eye mask tech.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I know I hate when you bring reality into it because that's the truth in this situation. It's like the reality of reality guys. Think about it, think about it. So speaking about hard reality is it's the morning and Gigi is driving and she's going to the doctor, which she's never done before, ever on the history of Shaza Sunset.
Starting point is 00:36:43 So she's going, she's emotional, she's crying. before, ever on the history of Shaza Sunset. So she's going, she's emotional, she's crying, she gets a call from mom. You know her mom always sounds like she's just like speaking through a pillow, she's like, oh jee jee, I can't go to the talk, Jee jee, you will cry me out to put the object. Yeah mom, yeah mom, okay, okay jee jee, I was like, why are we watching this? And this and Gigi is so hateful with her mom I'm like what mother and She's like what time is the doctor? I'm going to the doctor. Do you need me to come? No Okay, we'll just let me know after so
Starting point is 00:37:19 So Gigi's like this is my last shot if my uterine lining can't get thicker, then I might have to look into other options, which might mean never carrying my own shot. And then I just have to point that out. I'm sorry. I know, I just have to point that out for the later scene. So that's also, we should also point out the fact that when she says that she's wearing like funeral,
Starting point is 00:37:41 some sort of funereal garb, she's wearing like a black veil and a black hat. Like, she's like mourning the death of, I don't know, a possum. She's like, my local possum, I used to welcome around all the time and seems to be missing. Last I saw was, I saw a blanket somewhere and that's about it. And the mourning is lost. So then we go over to Destiny, who's with her assistant Rose, which is cute because there's a very famous Filipino television show called Destiny Rose. Did you know that? It's like, oh, that's a drama. It's like, who's Destiny Rose? I know, I know that name.
Starting point is 00:38:16 And then I looked it up and it says it's a Filipino television drama. I know the name Destiny Rose, too, but isn't Destiny, isn't that how the destiny go by that too or something? Oh, I don't know. There's a missing girl named Destiny Rose. Let me see the name. I'm very familiar. Well, God, it's getting more depressing. Destiny herself. Don't call it anything. No, Destiny is called Destiny Rose. Oh, well, Destiny, that's why it sounds familiar because her name is Destiny Rose. Well, her real name is Destiny Rose, Rizai But her like for instance her Instagram is Destiny Rose. So Destiny Rose has an assistant named Rose Which almost seems like it's destiny
Starting point is 00:38:57 But spelled the right way So Destiny goes over to see Benny her mechanic and she just does a lot of boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy needs to meet some people. She, I mean, by God. It's like every scene is just Destiny doing some really lonely thing. I know. I feel like actually there probably be a lot of guys who would find her love for classic cars to be extremely attractive. So she should find them, I guess. I don't know I don't know like I don't know
Starting point is 00:39:47 Maybe they're probably douchebags though So her car is okay, and she pays Benny with a big old water cash like she's Tony soprano and then she drives off with With Rose and she's like well, you know, Rose is like the only person who knows my mom and my dad and I just Well, you know, Roses like the only person who knows my mom and my dad and I just can't Christ. Yeah, and then she's she basically is saying I'm poor Rose who has to sit here and listen to her boss, you know You know Vent about all this but ultimately she's like, you know what? I heard some shit and I didn't know how to go about it Can I be human? Can't I be human? I think that's a fair question And not an uninteresting question, but fair can't I be human? I think that's a fair question. And an
Starting point is 00:40:25 uninteresting question, but fair. No, sir, you can be human. You heard some shit about your friend. And instead of going to your friend, you went to everybody else and decided to bring it on camera instead of just- No, wait, she went to Reza. She went to- After she had already talked to Mike, who, what are the chances? Oh, she went to Mike first. Well, at the same, it was like right there,
Starting point is 00:40:50 it's like all the same place. Yeah, she heard about it from Ali. They went to, she went to Rez's like house storming. She went to Mike and was like, what do I do? Mike's like, you have to say something. So they said something. Like I don't think it's, I just don't think it's like the biggest crime against humanity.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Mass, mess. It could be a mess. That's fine. Yeah, messy. She's a mess. But yes, you're allowed to be human, so is he allowed to be human and tell you to go fuck yourself. If you obviously don't have his best interest at heart, I can't believe I'm sticking up for res up. I don't know. I don't know where your mind's at these days, Ronnie. I don't know where it is. CBTRA trade her friend and he has a right to be mad. I think that here's the thing. He has a, I think the punishment just doesn't fit the crime. How about that? I think
Starting point is 00:41:34 he has a right to be mad. I think he's going overboard. And I think that he's trying to deflect away from the punishment. He yelled at her of the lunch that she set up to give this guy even, well, he told her to set it up, but he went and gave this guy a camera time. He got pissed off at the lunch, then she never called him to apologize or anything. Then she hears he's going to have a shooting day without her, so she sends him a plant so that she can still come to the shooting day. I mean, I don't really see where she's made so much effort and he's like over punishing her. Um, I just, uh, I don't think, I don't know know I don't think that like yes she should have called you know afterwards but she did go chase him down on the street and was like oh
Starting point is 00:42:11 la la la la and you know he they had the the scene with Ali because he wanted to be like what are you what have you been saying etc etc. I just don't think that that's like why does Destiny have to apologize because Ali was because of what Ali said And what Ali said honestly was like really not the worst thing in the world. It's ultimately Adam Adam's wanted to do all this I'm just saying he's like no, we're never gonna be friends again That seems like a very harsh punishment for like pretty pretty stupid situation Yeah, so then it's 10 11 Which is very it's a very important time for us to know.
Starting point is 00:42:46 So everybody's starting to come over the RSS and he's like, Examine the shirts, look, man, Cusis, like designer. Like literally it's the nicest one. And Mike's like, I sell it to you, bro. I sell it to you. I'll sell it to you. Well, because RSS is like, I want it back after you're done. I'm like, yeah. Well, cuz Resa's like, I want it back after you're done. I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Well, sit in, uh, sit in, yeah. So Mike has arrived with lunch of some sort, which is basically like left over. Is that his mom probably made? And, uh, Resa's shirt says, Resa loves Adam, and they could Jenga owning it, owning the joke now. And Mike's like, oh, that's funny. What does yours say, Adam? And it's like, oh, that's funny. What does your say, Adam?
Starting point is 00:43:25 And it just says, mine says, I'm with him. And Mike goes, except when he's out of town, he's like, good one, Mikey. Good one. And then Mike is like, then Mike is like, Jenga, Jenga is like an hour and a half game. Like you have to have like, wait, like two hours, see someone naked.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Like what Jenga has Mike been playing. Does he know what Jenga is? Two and a half, like an hour and a half game for Jenga? Yeah. I'm not sure that Mike knows what he's talking about. Does he understand how gravity works? Like what, like this is a man who's in charge of a house and he doesn't even understand that Jenga takes
Starting point is 00:43:59 all of about one minute. Yeah, he's gonna be like, I'm sorry. You've had to pay me $200,000 a year for nine years while we're trying to get that building taken down, you know, it's like a very big game of Jenga. Yeah. Sonima and Bobby show up. I don't even know who Bobby is, but I said Bobby should. I guess that's Neema's friend. And then, and Neema's like, hey, you guys all look like a bunch of ladies who are having lunch out here. That was me extending my brand into more of a bros space. Did you guys enjoy that? Don't worry, I'm gonna have my bros put this through the editing machine and make it
Starting point is 00:44:37 cool for social. So don't worry. Don't worry. We're putting this on social. So then Sarah shows up in Anita, our old friend Anita shows up to love Anita and And then we got back to Gigi and so she's coming out of the doctor's office and she's like crying and she's like Only three days left to smoke pot. Yeah, I'm gonna my baby transfer on Friday And Russ is like the fact that we're gonna exercise and support each other. We're like white people who didn't feel country
Starting point is 00:45:09 That's so Persian That's so Persian Really struggling to come up with those Yeah, those like crazy white people. Yeah Crazy right white people exercising and supporting each other. Yeah, Gigi shows up and then they're looking at Destiny's shirt. Like pretty much, Destiny's shirt is just like, it just says what like, Destiny or something. I mean, he just says Destiny, which is like, yeah, it's really bad. It's barely no, like no effort was put into this shirt.
Starting point is 00:45:39 It was the least offensive of all the shirts though. They're like, this is the worst shirt. I'm like, that's the only one I would want to see in public, to be honest. of all the shirts though. They're like, this is the worst shirt. I'm like, that's the only one I would want to see in public, to be honest. It's like her shirt looks like a reflection of our friendship at this point. So, Destiny pulls up in a new black and Adam's like, is that destiny? I can't even tell. Yeah. So, she's like nervous to come in. She's like, oh, I feel rude. So, she walks in and Adam is like all team gay past the grass. he sits there and I don't know he said it in
Starting point is 00:46:07 In Farsi right Farsi right and she he says basically like Thank you for coming. It's just like this really like Like like a like a angry mom angry mom at the library Yeah, glad you could make it to Christmas dinner 20 minutes late Yeah, glad you could make it to Christmas dinner 20 minutes late, but you're here at least you're not dead in the straights And then does he's like I want to talk to you because I love you He's like, um, I think you should talk to reservoirs So then I can know how to feel about this situation So rest is like we're going to roll out and she says can I talk to you?
Starting point is 00:46:40 He's like let's head out and we'll talk while we head out Yeah, and so she's like I just don't want to make this uncomfortable and he's like well I don't feel uncomfortable it all cuz bitch lost 40 pounds for the all my shirt I sent you a cum quad plant and you like you didn't even care Yeah, you she's like you said thank you for the she said mercy for the plant, but it was a come quite tree not a plant She literally said that she literally was angry that he classified the plant to something else Yeah, so He's like well, I'm coming to talk about naked Jenga and then suddenly this guy Ali Ali
Starting point is 00:47:22 He's talking about sexual harassment and you're my friend and I would have been like, Hey, dude, you were talking sexual harassment and this is the first I have heard of it. So I assumed that you knew what he was talking about that whole time. Yeah. And just he's like, no, he threw me for a little bit. I didn't want to be involved. I didn't know. I didn't know that at all. So then it cuts back into the bus where everyone's going to be, you know, everyone has gathered to go to the race and Adam's talking to Mike and Mike's like, Oh, Adam, you and your text and Adam's like, yeah, but we all on the same text.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I mean, and you know, I'm a sexual jokes or two. Please never refer to yourself as that again. Yeah, I could not help it. Okay. And Zara is like, Jesus with with this one and he was like, whoa That's no to shady Zara, I said it shady of you listen to her already sick of destiny. She's like, I'm not shady It's just it's always drama with this girl like every time she shows up at drama
Starting point is 00:48:18 I mean she totally ruined Grunion night. We were having such a great time. She shows up. She's crying. The Grunion's also on the way She sucks and mics like hit her hit her So back to Resa in destiny. He's like, what made him want to do this? And she says he specifically told me that Maris wanted him to with that line so So So you got played. Yeah, so now Reza's happy because now Reza has coaxed some like damning evidence out of Destiny.
Starting point is 00:48:51 She is fulfilled her duty to him. He can now now that like now that he can say that she got set up by MJ and it's more evidence to go against MJ. Destiny has now reclaimed her status as friend and is all good. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I was telling you everyone. She was either set up or she was involved. And so there you go. And she's like, oh my god, I know I'm fucked up.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Oh, I know. I think that's all I needed to hear. Come here, here, come here. Now let's run MJ's life. Yeah, you know what? MJ's busy. Destiny's busy, okay. She's not held up at home on bed rest, moving chess pieces around. I'm like, never stopped you. You're also like, I don't know, but I don't know. I kind of love that MJ is just orchestrating all this from bed rest. I think it's
Starting point is 00:49:39 hilarious. It's classic and it's Reza's turn anyway. Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm like okay with it because Resa does this to everyone every single season so let MJ do it. Why not? Yeah So he's like now can we have fun? He's like I would like to announce fun bus I have let Destiny back into the room so everybody can be nice to her again. Then let us go have fun Yeah, so they go this mode run and we get like funny stuff because they're all doing it, but Destiny and GG are like running as hard and so they're like pretend like they were, they like make themselves wet from they take like pond water and they make it like they're sweating and all it's like silliness and they're jumping over fire and rezzas like having a really deep moment
Starting point is 00:50:20 he's like it's so crazy that we're physically going through obstacles together and helping one another, but in life, we're not actually practicing the thing that we're practicing here together. I guess it's because we have a toxic group of friends. Yay! We didn't even like to call MJ and yell at her while she might be losing her uterus currently. Seriously. Seriously. I guess such an apple. MJ is like, no, but yes, Are you curious currently? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hello, you're missing how amazing it was. Yeah, that's it. I was looking through, I was like, no, there's more stuff. Like, I'd love to hear what you wrote, BAM.
Starting point is 00:51:15 How fun. You know what? I have to say poor Anita. There's the one thing I will say poor Anita. She's like the most normal person on this entire cast. And, you know, she, at the end they have to go up this big wall and they all run up against the wall and they catch the person and haul them over and you just run up to the wall and just splats against it and just slowly slides down.
Starting point is 00:51:36 And it's like very, I was like, oh I need a, and then afterwards they're all hanging out just talking and she's just like, they're all having fun, and she's like wrapped in a towel like, like shivering. She's like literally about to dive hypothermia, and just no one's paying attention to her. You know Anita, you deserve better. Stop hanging around these people. They're not going to do you right. Yeah. Yeah, good run.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Get out while you can, Anita. Yeah. So yeah, that's pretty much it. Just racing and antics and more jenga pieces and stuff. Oh, well, we found out that Mike's leftover, uh, bad was actually a giant jenga game. And so he whips out his leftover bag and it's a, it's a jenga game for them to all play together to end that episode. And G GG just pushes it over. Yeah. You know, it's metaphorical.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Again, everything's in metaphor on this show, from the possum to the flat tie arch to the Jenga tower. I don't remember what's happening next week, but I'm totally into the season of Shaz. I feel so happy that it's like entertaining to me again. Yeah, me too. I love this show. I'm happy. I'm super happy about it.
Starting point is 00:52:43 All this shows that we're struggling seem to be doing much better, I guess Beverly Hills. No pressure, no pressure. We are next episode, we're actually gonna be back with Vander Pump Rules, we're excited for that, oh, it's fun. And again, go buy tickets to our show, it's watchocrapans.com. Come sign up on Patreon and come enjoy our bonus episodes.
Starting point is 00:53:04 We always have a lot of fun doing those. This week the bonus episode is it's our road trip. We run an hydro from Lawrence Fulckin cans as to Omaha. It's our little prairie prairie road trip and so we do a bonus episode from the car watching this surroundings and talking about things. It's a two-parter. So part one is this week, part two will be next week. And we'll also be doing a couple of videos for Crappens on to Matt this week. Probably do Vanderpump rules and the season finale every in the housewives of New Jersey because we've done so many episodes of New Jersey live on the road this year and now the season finale is coming up. Guess what? We can gonna be here at home. So we will talk to you guys all in the next episode.
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