Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Into the Woods

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtations. On the plus side, Reza and London got into fight, which barely made sense but made us smile nonetheless.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Serani Karam, what's up, Ronnie? Well, hi, man. Are you excited to talk some shots of sunset today? I sure am, man. I mean, I'm sure of you pretending you're sure of an calm. I serve in and being, uh, yeah, I'm excited to continue to pretend that Gigi is a voice of reason. I don't know where the storyline came up, but it's hilarious. And I

cannot wait to watch her lose her shit next season. Because the shit doesn't last, okay? No, none of these things ever last. Um, a little thing showed up on the screen that the season finale is next week Which is surprising because it feels like they just arrived for their vacation, but my theory is this is around December So and that's when COVID really started to get out of control in Los Angeles like real it came the literal Worldwide episode was turning the crappy awards actually was it really started to get out of control in Los Angeles. Like it came the literal worldwide episode. So it was turning the crappy awards, actually.

Was it? Yeah. Because remember, MJ was supposed to come on the crappy awards. And she wasn't there, so I was texting her, like, where are, what the hell? And she's like, sorry, we're filming our vacation. Oh.

And I forgot. So she was probably partying on this trip. Oh, well, that there was maybe Tommy said that she couldn't do it. I don't like those guys. There's not something sort of like consequences they get is that you don't get to go on the crappers. I'm old and big. Yeah, we didn't even get boobies. I mean, what the hell? What even is our job? Like this sucks. Like this was the same week that you could have at least sent us a video of your boobies. I mean, what the hell? Yeah. What even is our job? Like this sucks. Like this was the same week that you, I mean, you could have at least sent us a video of your boobies. I know we don't know each other that well, but come on. You make a great point. Well, either way, it's still sort of surprising that the season's going to end.

And we just, we've only barely started the vacation. But my theory is, is that next week, they're going to do all, like, trust falls and, like, hug trees. And then at that next week they're gonna do all like trust falls and like hug trees and then at the end they're gonna realize they're gonna come to their same conclusion that they come to every season. At the end of the day I love you like a brother, I love you like a sister and we are family and we may be beefing like bitches be beefing but we are family and I just want to see baby for sure. Or Gigi just goes crazy and stabs everybody and they have to end the season early.

Yeah, we don't know, or they're all kept eating by bears. I mean, do we know that any of them are alive? Is that been confirmed? Not confirmed. Okay, so we start with Gigi doing the little voice everything in the beginning. She's like, who would have thought four years ago that I would be the voice of

Reason in this group. I mean between Tommy. He's a piece of shit. Cocoa whole bracket every day Teresa What did they have for a reason? I was terrible But I read them what they had for each each other I just wrote down what she said, but we can imagine that with resa it was something like bodied plants. I was a beautiful potter Adam had arranged those potter plants in the perfect line I'm a bitch lost 40 shams bitch A bitch lost 40 seedlings

I'm spiritually a bitch lost 40 seedlings And she's like sometimes I feel like I'm in a sitcom so we get like an 80 sitcom opening of Shazza sunset Yeah, and Everybody has like a cute little thing like mj's walking up a hill with the baby stroller and then Reza is I don't know pretending he's working out whatever. And then Pornima just gets teeth. They're just like, and you must teeth. Yeah. And then they said, with Shervin, which I liked and introducing London.

And for the Shervin thing, it was him basically getting out of his Ferrari. Like, hey guys, I'm Shervin and I'm here. So then we start the episode properly. And Gigi's walking with Jaja. Jaja gives me stress actually. I think it's because I just inherently don't like slobbery dogs and it just feels like Jaja is strong and has big boobs and I just feel like there's a lot of maintenance and I get stressed.

But so Jaja is essentially walking with Jaja. Well Jaja is a very sweet, beautiful dog. But Jaja is just a very big, powerful dog. Yes, exactly. Listen, we've all had a pepperoni on our face at one time or another. You know what I mean? Like you're eating, you know, maybe you get a pepperoni sliding down your face from a pizza. I mean, that's just bad things can happen. You have to be very careful. I am just, you know what? I think I just, I think what I'm sensing is that if you were to drive by Gigi and traffic, she would have the bumper sticker that says,

who saved who? You know. And Gigi would, you just know she doesn't pick up her dog poop. I just don't believe it. I don't believe that Gigi picks up her dog poop. She doesn't, and you know that by the way, if she does have the who saved who bumper sticker, you know that Jaja is like, well, she didn't save me because I am scared to death. I need to get out of this household

Please I'm a strong guest dog and I still can't get out of here I know the big twist is that jaja is the terrified one about relationship So gg calls MJ and she's like Did you see what this girl just did? But it turns out she was actually talking about Georgia. I thought she was talking about, I thought she was going to start with some fresh gossip. So, she invites MJ onto the trip and she's like, yeah, it's going to be like one of those fancy trips that you guys plan all the time, but then keep me out of them. You know, one of those things.

No, she said it's not going to be fancy. Like, you guys plan those fancy trips and then never let me come, right? And then we see like, also, Jaja is a boy, I think. I think Jaja is a boy in Frank Sinatra as a girl. They sit on the show recently. But anyway, I don't know why I had to get that to ring in there.

I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, yeah, what does that all mean? It's just so funny that Gigi like refuses, you know. She's like, nope, Zahsa is a girl and that's that. Okay. Do not argue with my dog's identity. So then Gigi is saying that these people are so used to lavish resorts like Cabo.

Because lavish resorts in exotic places like Cabo Yeah, and then we get a montage of all their vacations over the over the years and this is what the montage is Oh my god. Oh my god you guys. Oh my Jesus was walking on these streets. Oh my god. You guys. Oh my god Did you guys see oh my god. Did you guys see Jesus? The bitch lost 39 pounds, beating your bitch. I'm beating you. Jesus be obsessed.

You know who's really couldn't intimate and fasting? Jesus. Jesus literally just got a tracksuit and they like nailed them to the cross, but it's tracksuit was amazing. a traxi and they like nailed them to the cross but his traxi was amazing. I was hoping he was going to wear his platleaf pajamas but you know you win some you lose some shams. So I've never got to meet baby Jesus. So Mary kept us so Joseph wouldn't get rid of the restraining order. I wanted

to go with Shervin, Mike and Nima to visit the manger, but Mary had a restraining order. So I have Shervin got turned away because he sweared like too much incense. Heeeeeee! You know, I wanted to bring the incense and not be incense. You know what I'm saying? I was supposed to bring birth and they brought birth. We got kicked out of the barn. Heeeeeee! How about I talk some sense into you instead of bringing some frankincense.

Heeeeeee! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Talk some sense into you instead of bringing some frankincense Anyway, if they wanted to show us a If they wanted to show real sauce vacation montage, they need to show rest of just trying to ruin someone's life every single year Mostly Mike. I mean, it's mostly Mike, but still. Also, let's be honest, this episode was an episode of the producers saying, okay, we have a 13 episode order and we have nothing left, so let's do a bunch of strange montages and try to just like, we'll do a bunch of jockey things

and we'll throw in a sitcom opening whereas that choose up 20 seconds. What else can we do? I'm loving it because I'm getting I'm getting the Vibe that they're like you know what last year was fucking depressing we hurt you So we're gonna put a sick calm opening and just London basically in general London and Nima doing wacky scenes And it's working for me. I think this is a great season for Shaz It's a big surprise where we're going with GG, but we know GG like

stabbing things. We know the only thing she wouldn't be in trouble for stabbing is the tree. We know that she loves stabbing trees. We're going to the forest. We all know it. We all know it. God, my parents are here this week. And I hear them in the kitchen doing stuff. And I'm just already concerned. Sorry, I had to just say that. I just already sense like, their paint dishes in weird places. You know? I can't believe they haven't come in yet because we've recorded Potomac earlier today.

I cannot believe that your dad hasn't come in like Ben. I just wanted to know. Do you want some lunch? I know. I really am actually surprised. They're going to, they're here all week. There's going to be plenty of opportunities for them to bust in. Okay. So everyone keep an ear out. Or he's just going to send something to your printer. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. gonna be like Ben Tumin, I'm sorry that I went into your bedroom. It was a little nosy of me, but I noticed you didn't have a spotlight up above your bed, so we fixed that for you. Yes, I just I feel like I hear them unloading the dishwasher and I'm just like, oh gosh, they're gonna put things in all the wrong places. But I should be happy with this. For real, one time, one time it thanks giving my parents were over here and my dad was like, I'm gonna help with the dishes, right? Which I don't I know that people are supposed to like that.

I hate when people do it because they always crack dishes. Like when it's not your dishes, you just like bang that shit down, you know? And those were a dollar each on Amazon. So I wanna keep them safe. So anyway, he's in there. And I'm like, don't even pay attention because you're just gonna be anal.

Nobody needs that from you. It's Thanksgiving. I turn around. He's got all the food and instead of putting it in the trash, he's throwing it down the drain. Oh no. And the sink. Oh my god, I'm a sausage. I was like, you know what? Thank you never helped me again. I feel like he did that on purpose so that I would, you know, never let him do dishes again. It's like taking all my willpower not to go and find out what's going on in the kitchen, just to make sure nothing strange is happening like that

because I really feel like something is happening. Well, if it makes you feel better, it's probably taking all though their willpower to come up and say, who's baby shams? Is everything okay? I just heard a big plate clatter, by the way. A big, that was definitely the sound of plates, like three plates being, oh, there's another one.

That was the sound of three plates being taken out of the dishwasher I know that sound you know that sound we have like two plates in between your you know between your fingers. Oh yeah This is gonna go so wrong. The three finger plate removal everything's gonna go so wrong. Listen they need to have parents are coming to visit insurance Why are there why are there so much platenoids out there? What is happening out there? They're trying to do you the favor of unloading your dishwasher, but then you're going to go down

there and everything's going to be in the wrong damn cabinet. I know. And it's going to stress you out for the next month. You're going to be like, oh my god, where is my citrus squeezer or whatever? And you're going to have to call your mom and she's going to be like, oh, are you looking for the citrus squeezer? I didn't like where you had it the first time. It's gonna be a disaster up there.

Okay, all right. So, anyway, so GG wants to take everyone to the woods. In case you forgot from last week when she said she wants to take everyone from the woods and she starts to associate with some Raza and says, she's like, you know, I want to go, want you to come on this trip. It's going to be a very healing trip. He's like, and she says, I have one request.

You, you have to bring a wild wild western saloon outfit for one of the night. And he goes, Oh, I love them. I'm good. Oh, no, actually, I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. That was Mike that you requested. Reza just said something. No, no, she did. She said a wild saloon outfit. And he said, I, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was Mike that you requested. Resid just said something. No, no, she did.

She said, a wild saloon outfit and he said, I love a good theme. Right now, my theme is a really gay person being struck down by lightning constantly. Love it. Yeah, and Mike is like, oh, I love that theme. You know, I'm going to set my intentions to be coined. I'm going to be coined on this trip because you know what I mean? Does that? I'm going to set my intentions to be coined. I may be coined on this trip Because you know, say we've done that every now and then he'll be like coined So it's like GG my intention to be coined and I want to just you know embrace everyone and have love and then of course destiny is like Oh, I'm so excited. Oh my god. You're so cute. I am scared. Do I need to bring bug spray?

Shippering thanks and not trash. I spray thanks to bring bug spray, should I bring Frank Sinatra? Should I spray Frank Sinatra? This is so cute. And I love that they didn't let her bring Frank Sinatra. You know they didn't. Yeah. They were like, no, you're not bringing fucking Frank Sinatra, okay? And that dog will be eaten by something. And then London is pretty standard blend in too.

She's like, oh, how exciting. Okay babe. Hey babe, can I ask where we're going babe babe where we going babe yeah Neema's also standard Neema He's like knowing you Gigi. I'm assuming we're going to it's gonna be something outdoorsy Because you always have those camping trips that is so on brand that it harkens back to the last time We went to someplace would see and we almost kissed. Wow, what a staggering amount of romance attention between us. I think the only reason that she's doing this trip is to remind me that we kissed on a camping trip one time. So she wants me. She

wants me. So then we go to MJ's house and Tommy is in a Christmas sweater and that's a gingerbread fucking the Mrs. Gingerbread. And the butt. Yeah, and the butt. Mr. and Mrs. Gingerbread doing anal and um and so MJ tells us that they're doing much better since date night and they basically had sex that morning. She's like things were looking up and she kind of like, looked at the camera

and said, like, feel the full double entendre of the word up. Yeah. Hey, champs! This is how Chinchup bright babies are made, am I? Shams doing what I think actually all of us wanted to be doing at that moment, just playing with the paper towel.

Shams is already just like, he's like, I just have to clean up after my parents at this point. Yeah, and Shams, the Shams can sleep through anything probably because Tommy is his father. I mean, Tommy spends the rest of the scene screaming furiously and Shams is like,

boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, he just goes along. Just papering, basically, T-P-A-N, but with a paper towel version of their living room. And so Tommy, Tommy, he has like, there's like another, he has a few of these, these sweaters, these ugly Christmas, naughty, ugly Christmas sweaters.

And he's like, that's, that's, that's my stalking stuff. He's like, it's an erotic Christmas sweater, huh? An erotic Christmas. Now, look at that one. It's even more sensuous. It's a sensuous erotic Christmas sweat out She goes so I take it this is mine because there's one with mistletoe hanging over the Crotch area

Yeah, you know only one kissing things under that mistletoe honey alright There's only one thing waiting at that poop a Christmas tree is this dick Nothing says sensuous and erotic like Tommy literally saying. SET YOU AS AN EROTIC! Hahahaha. He's like the male Robin Bird. Alright. Take it off, honey.

Tell me about your career and point. What was the name of that stripper who has those videos where she's like, Gloria! Gloria! She worked in a story, a story, she's like Gloria Gloria she worked in a story a story she has like a spoof version spoof spoof version of Gloria but it's about a stripper you know you know I feel so uncultured I'll have to send that to you so Tommy MJ is like well I talked to press up and we met up and he said is there any way I could show amends to Tommy's like no Not the TV show a man making amends want to show amends with a D. Oh, okay

So then we go to Rez's house and he's potting something outside and I was like, wow, this really was a good edit because we cut to a Tommy weapon. Yeah. Reza's basically just reloading another bomb for Tommy. Weapon or victim? She's basically, yeah, he's planting a cactus and Adam comes out and goes, hold on.

What was in that pot and Adam and Reza rises like, well, it's like, whatever, it's something from that's over there. No, that's what it is. He goes, honey, I hand these pots all spaced away. I wanted them up in the front. Tim Gays, man. This is what happens to me. Yeah, I'm going to take a game.

I know. And this is, he even enters in the teamist gay fashion. He goes, what's going on home boy? Surely you're not disrupting all one of my several plans that I had arranged perfectly in the plant So do you like that my beard is gone now get rid of your neck beard? What who does that like is keep going? Okay, it's that's a quarter groomed your a quarter groomed sir Yeah, I'm as I was like well, I'm very nervous for this trip. I mean you're not gonna be there Mike is fronting and as far as I can tell MJ will not be bringing baby Alright, well what type of MJ?

We realized that we want better for our friendship and there's goodwill flowing now. How about them apples, babe? You know, we have such beautiful memories. You cannot just write them off. But you can present a business card and that should do the trick. So then, and then Riza said, yeah, we hasn't seen Mike since Thanksgiving. I don't subscribe to the BS he's selling. I mean, to be fair, I don't subscribe to anything he sells. And he hasn't seen Mike since Thanksgiving. I've become happier because I've been around my friends. Good for you! Good for you! So, you know, it's really difficult because you're still completely anti and, you know, Reset did pull out a pristine business card of shams.

I mean, you know, then he pulled out pictures of when we were kids and he's like, this is one nonsense! Yeah. Which is true. This is like text book manipulation 101, right? I would rather, I would rather Yankees with the world series than sit out a table with Reza. How about that?

He's a molecular tumor of a human. And what do you do with that? You cut it out, okay? So then back to the boys, Adam's like, I think it's gonna be great. So I want you to focus on that. I am more and more than ready and willing to drop the restraining order

because actions speak louder than ow! Sorry, I just wanted you to remember when it was like getting a flower pot thrown at your head. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, you're the one who wanted to name it, Gigi. So then, we got you a T.T. cactus! Oh, T.T. Come on, Shoez. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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So it's like, it's a symbolic gesture that they drop the restraining order. It's actually not that symbolic, it's actually pretty literal. And they just act, I don't know, I just love how they act as if like the restraining order. They've hadn't had this control over at this entire time. So then Resa goes, thank you. And then he just like puckers up his lips to get for Adam to go in for a kiss,

and he's just hanging there for like two seconds longer than I wanted it to be. He's just resa be like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Oh, my please guess them. I don't want to look at Resa's puckered lips any longer. Yeah, so MJ tells Tommy that Resa said that he's going to draw through a strain gourder.

And Tommy's like, I don't care. Make it 10 years and 3,000 miles, all right? Those people don't got consequences. I have consequences, and I took every single one of them like I'm in. Yeah, but you also committed a crime. Yeah, that's the other thing. I am on your side with this one,

but you were the one who, you know, helped the law, sir. Yeah, yeah, let's not forget that part and so MJ says spiritual violence only spiritual violence Depression is really what we want okay, so MJ is like well Guys is gonna be at the birthday party for Elijah and Tommy goes and I won't and Shams will be at the birthday party party for Elijah. No, never. That's never happening.

Do you respect that? You should never ever put me in a line for that? That's the only consequences I do have. Is the fact that he'll never meet my son. That's all I'll have. He'll never meet baby shams. Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

Sorry, I'm just watching the video right now. It makes me cry. So, um, um, MJ's basically like, listen, I want things to be okay in the future, in that like, you know, like they, like we should show forgiveness. No! Not there! And um, then she's like, well everybody should you penance, you know, because like it or not, our lives are meant to be together And he's like, yeah, the only one doing penis is those two full loops, alright? I ain't doing it

Yeah, and she's like, this is the end all be all and he's like, you know what? This guy is full of shit And every since you say makes it worse like I'm the crazy one. You know what? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not the crazy one here. Okay. I'm not the crazy one here now Go open up the you put it open on your sweater of two gingerbread man fucking while I go massive a to miss a mat, okay? Yeah, this is a tricky one because You know MJ and Reza there's just so gross to each other So it's like you get your spouse on your side, to like they're the worst person,

then your spouse stands up for you and it's like fine, they're out of our lives. And then you're like, no, just kidding, I forgive them. You know, it puts a spouse in kind of a shitty situation. Yeah, I mean, I think that's what I mean. But this is also work, right? So it's like, he's lifting our work restrictions so that we can all be in the same place and film.

Yeah, I think that I think that basically Tommy, he just holds on to these things a lot more. I think that Tommy has some like real trauma in his childhood. They about two or three seasons ago, he talked about his mom and it was like just really heart-wrenching, right? And I think that he's just been massively affected by all that. And I think that, like, I don't know, somehow betrayal and things like that really stick to him harder. And I think that, I think that what, I think in many ways, he's right.

Resa said the most deplorable things about MJ. That was just so terrible. But at the same time, if MJ is over it, then I think Tommy has to start moving forward. Okay, I know that Tommy, like you said, I know that he did commit a crime. And so like I know he is upset about the restraining order and he feels like that was terrible,

but like he committed the crime, okay? And the consequence is that there are have been consequences for Resa and Adam, which is that Resa has fully missed shams and like when he was like a little baby and Adam, which is that Resa has fully missed shams and like when he was like a little baby and all that stuff, that you know is theoretically a thing that people care about, you know? But I just think that if I'm dead over it,

then tell me as a- This is such a gross conversation because I'm definitely on Tommy's side. So yeah. I'm definitely on Tommy's side, but oh, I hate these kind of conversations on this show. Because Resa is always wrong, okay? And he is totally manipulating this situation.

But MJ is like, but I mean him. So what are you saying? Listen, if MJ, if MJ is fine with it, then ultimately, if Tommy's issue is that he doesn't like how Resa talked to MJ, but if MJ is okay with that, then Tommy sort of has to chill out a little bit. He doesn't have to be best friends with Resa, but he can at least sort of chill out, I think. If his issue is that Resa put up a restraining order and almost had time to jail over it,

yeah, I would be pissed at that too, but ultimately, Tommy did was really not acceptable. He did go over there with a bat. That is very scary. Well, let's go. Let's move on. Yeah. So Gigi is at a pastry place and might come and he's like, dude, it's so hard to choose.

And it's like, yeah, it's like a crack house in there, which, you know, feel you. And so they get the same thing. And Gigi says, look, we get the same thing and GG. GG says look we got the same thing. No, the old GG laugh I miss. You're that old carefree GG laugh. Spoofcake. Spoofcake. So, so GG's talking about how she gave birth to Elijah across the street And I guess Mike says that people say that Elijah looks like Mike or maybe people apparently think that Elijah looks like Mike. And Mike goes, if you see my baby pictures, you think for sure, I was a seamen donor, which leads me to one conclusion.

There's spoof seamen out there, spoof seamen. And she's like, yeah, he does not look like him. He's hot. Okay, my baby's hot. Hot trajectory. So he's like, oh, me and Parlina, we're going on three years. True real once poof. And she's like, well, I give you props

because not everyone can take on the love, the responsibility, and the protection of children. He's like, yeah, you know, look, I know you're like doing this for your baby. And I know that I'm not doing that You know, but I'm doing what you're doing for your children and they're not even mine And I'm doing it because I love her. That's how much I love her. Okay. That's how much I love her is that I am putting attention Into her children and also random women who text me. Okay. That's how much I love her

and Random women who text me, okay? That's how much I love her And Gee, she's like, but you just need to share this part of your life Mike You need to share it with your friends and it's like I feel like I if I could trust the group Like where every time I turn around and people aren't saying she shit like Boilina. Oh, no, that's me, but they're saying like oh, you know, thank God. I'm not married to a Persian guy When MJ said that on vacation this year Yeah, because you're controlling asshole, and guess what?

You're being a controlling asshole. And it's all on camera. So she wasn't wrong. He's like, oh, or when they're saying, like every time I bring my girl around, they're saying, oh, there he goes again. And also, guess what? You got caught again this year.

So. Or look at Mikey. They're looking Mikey being possessive. Yeah, I could go exactly remember the Telling her not the word till we get home So If Mike says if I don't feel like we're lifting each other up. I'm just gonna go away Which so this is this is comes out of the the fuck boy playbook playbook. This is this is classic jacks Taylor

Behavior as well, right of like isolating the girl sort of sort of manip, it's a total control move, right? Because anyone who has a critical voice who might talk some reason into someone who's stuck in one of these awful relationships, the guy, in this case, the guy, cuts her off from access to those people saying by saying how those people don't have her best interest or their best interest at heart. And if they're going to fail as a couple, it's not because of intrinsic problems, most likely on the guy. And usually seems to be the guy in these cases.

It's they're going to fail because of these outside forces that just want them to fail. And so what they need most is just to be around each other because otherwise they can never flourish. And so that's basically what Mike is doing here under the guise of trying to be good for his relationship. But that being said, this is a toxic group of friends. This is a very toxic group of friends. So there is a little bit of logic in it, but that should be Paulina's choice, not Mike's choice.

No, you say, well, if I don't feel like we're lifting each other up, I'll just go away. Yeah, Mike, one thing a cast of Shah's should never ask anyone else to do is lift them. Yeah. Okay. You guys eat more than anybody on Bravo. Okay. That's that request is going too far, sir. So Gigi's like, well, I think they want to lift you up. They just have a weird way of showing it. He's like, oh, look, look, you know, I'm a big guy. I'm a big guy. Okay.

She's not really. She's like, you're not really. So she says, but you know, look at you and me. We come back. We came back from all that turkey stuff and that Jessica stuff. And then we cut to her being like, why did you try to fuck me? But, you know, when you were with Jessica, bitch. And that Jessica's stuff and then we cut to her being like, Why'd you try to fuck me? But, you know, when you were with Jessica, bitch.

Are you saying that I could have gotten turkey here? No, no, no, we went turkey. Remember that turkey? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. So turkey misu, I've got it. A new dessert company by Mike Schwab. I'm still so angry that that country

was one giant spoof turkey. There was not a single turkey there What a thought Good so then also Mike looks like he's never learned how to eat I was like is this prop food because he's eating it like he's like I Did not know that I want to go back and look now I did not notice. I want to go back and look now. Look. Okay, so then we got it,

so we got a destinies and she's packing. She's like, Yeah, Swig. Yeah. Oh my God, Wig. You must want to come with me because you just fell into my arms. Like you scooped it off the closet. Yeah, and it like tilted a little bit. And then MJ's,

You want to play yeah And he should just shows up from family karma going Wap, Wap honey, Wap, Wap, Wap So MJ is packing with Vida And Vida is like, do not take too many things, you get confused over there After that you can hang, you know, you can hang this outfit on Christmas tree. It's ridiculous. Yeah, and then we see... And then MJ is trying on different looks and he's like,

No, yes, no. Country, very nice, no, no, no. That's only good for people who know how to play ping pong, which is not you. No, no. So then Gigi and Roxy. The Mami, of course. So she's packing and playing with Shah Shah. Thankfully, not with Pepparoni on her face,

but he does step on her braids, which has got to hurt. Okay. And then Adam and Resa's packing. Resa has decided to pack David Rose wardrobe from Shits Creek, because David Rose, if I remember correctly, wore a lot of black sweaters that had little lighting bolts around the clavicle region. And so Reza is like, I can be hilarious like David Rose. Everyone likes David Rose. So I could be David Rose to look at me. I'll have the same wardrobe. Look at me, I'll have the same wardrobe. Yeah, he loves those lightning things. Yeah, his whole season looks, wow. The glitter shirt, the gl-

Oh, and guess what I found? You know when I said that Reza's glitter shirt is just like my tap dance shirt from when I was like 10 years old and the only boy in tap class at the dance recital? I found the picture at my parents house. Oh, so I've gotta send it to you. Yeah, great. Remind me later.

So then, I love finding evidence later. So then, yeah, Reson Adam are talking and Adam's like, where are you all going? I think it's so night far away. This place better be the shit. Yeah. So they arrive at the bus next day or wherever day it is, they're there. They're at the bus and Lail day, or wherever day it is, there they are. They're at the bus in Laila's driving, and she apparently drives every year. And like, everyone's coming on. Everyone is on this trip, not the scene of being others, so there's no polina, but there is

Shervin, yeah. And so Shervin shows up. They didn't do the guitar, but I'll do the guitar for, for, you know, to make up for it. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-d We are we are a rainy and a dog out. Sure, but it's like I retract my guitar There's no guitar guys. I'm too embarrassed and London's like wow my first time in an RV I'm excited babe like I love when you do this gentleman behavior babe. I love this babe So they get on the bus and Reza immediately starts giving Mike shit Mike is wearing a hat that I think says ass, right? I don't know. And he's like, is that an ass hat? And he just, no, it's his ass. And he's like, oh my god, because it looks like it says, awesome. I was like, what the shams?

Oh, yeah. He's like, no, it's a Reza be obsessed at. So then there's driving along and rest is like, let's get this party started. Bitch be like time to party. And so then GG starts handing out like little vagina tubes for the women to help them pee into like bottles and stuff. And then Shervin's helping Layla with her seed and everything. And you know, know just like drive it on the highway. Yeah, so they start talking about their babies and MJ's like, oh you know, Sham looks just like me I think not Tommy like he looks exactly like me and Mike's like, oh yeah, you know what Elijah looks just like me everybody says it and breathicles. With your reputation I wouldn't be talking like that

HAHAHAHA That's not funny, that's not funny, okay? They're going to mean girls, they're going to mean girls, okay? Oh, hey everyone, where's the lost weight? Okay everyone, he's on a keto diet, he'll talk to you 150 times this weekend and then we see like flashbacks, like 8.45 am, rest is saying Well, I'm intermittent fasting, so I'm not going to eat food. And he runs 50, he runs 50 miles a week,

if you haven't heard of it. I'm bitch runs 50 miles a week, like get it, get it, got it, got it, right, bitch, bitch? Yeah, and then he's gonna let you know that he eats from 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock in the morning, and rest is like, you know, he eats from 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock in the morning and Where's I going? You know Nima guess what? So I eat like from 6 o'clock until 9 a.m. The next morning And he's got a whole bunch of new tracksuits. Yeah, I have like a five thousand dollar track suit. I love it Listen if you're paid attention to detail the way I did she would be like a little more tired around these parts

Shadow Mike says you're fucked up and rest is like you know what fucked up is you have a girlfriend And she doesn't even come around actually where's Adam? I mean Paulina comes around as much if not as if not more than Adam. Yeah would say. So that argument's dead in the water, sir. True. And so Mike is like, well, she doesn't want to come. OK, she doesn't want to come because she this might be a spoof vacation.

She shows up. It's not even a real vacation. How about that, huh? And she does. But you know, water around. OK, well, you talk shit as if it's facts. OK, stop it. OK, he speaks so matter of fact that people listen to him that they believe what he says

Okay, it's like falling for the oldest spoof in the world, right? And London's like you Jesus like um stop you're being authoritarian Reza and you're being hostile Mike I'm for some reason And London here's all this and she just goes oh poor Mike babe. I understand now babe I understand I see what's happening. And we're like, you don't even know him. Why don't you stand your lane,

Upsweetie, Upsweetie, Upsweetie, Upsweetie. Yeah, yeah, he's like, You need to shut the fuck up and stop chiming in. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a lot of result. That's sure of it in the front seat. Andaila like turns around to look what's going on and then

Slams the brakes and sends like Sherman falling to the floor and then Mike gets so mad He's like Laila Laila Remember when I told you not to drive because you're going to look back you just look back You look back for a spoof nothing more than a spoof you felt for the spoof Laila Oh my god Laila shook me and it woke, so I don't even care about this fight anymore. I just want to live. I have a $5,000 track suit, bitch. So now it's like six hours to go.

They all stop. They're eating food and now Sherman is going to be driving and everything. And Gigi tells them about the plans. They're just going to, this would be good times and togetherness and bonding and growth. And she's like, just allow the process to enter you and there's like a lot of trees. And so there's like a lot of spirit energy. So London's like, well, okay, my turn to talk guys. I'm gonna tell you a little bit about me babes. Okay. Well, I've been fin- I've been excitedly finishing my dating app. Well, it's not really an app. It's a website. It's a dating website. You know, it's really tough. Um, I started it and on the flip side, um,

on the wet, on the flip side of something. She starts going on and on and she just never shouts out. Yeah, she's like, the most finished red. Well, there's a fountain in front of my house and people do yoga in front of it. And you know, I once, I got a sweater, sweater, I was missing a sleeve, so I had to take it back. Here's a funny story. I've tripped on a rock. It's skinned my knee. It was terrible when people got very scared, but it was okay, bibs. I mean, it's like, I have never heard someone talk this much.

This chick goes on and on and on and on. So much like, um, Ressa, I'm like, it's so bad bad that Mike is gonna initiate a conversation with resa to stop it right It's like resa she goes oh wait babe, wait babe, you know come on. They're usually more patient than this You like really long winded though. No actually I'm very concise. Okay, concise babe and resa's like in the resa book of etiquette Don't ever dominate every conversation. And this then just got to London saying, babe, I live in front of a fountain and people walk their dogs and do a yoga on the lawn.

I know, but we also just got a montage of Riza never shutting up about his diet or his $5,000 track. Exactly. Seems like only one person is allowed to take the mic. So, servants like, well, is allowed to take the mic so servants like well I want to hear about Riza and London's like hold on babe I'm almost done okay I've got more so this girl doesn't even take a hand she just keeps going so now it's night time and they're still on this bus and Riza goes well you know I want to know who's getting what room that girl better have the worst room her and points at London

And she's like, you know, I would appreciate Bay if you would step off because I feel like you're trying to hurt me And I don't appreciate that. I don't feel disrespected or picked on by anyone except you Bay You know what? It's a wrap. Okay. Literally. I would really like a wrap I have not eaten since 9 o'clock last night and I will never be cool with her ever again And Mike sees that he's like yeah, well there we go again everyone He meets he tries to flex and this is so true Rensha's pink so gross to Monday and what she do Well, she stuck up for mine. She probably got more attention when she was talking people cared more about what she was saying

No, I'm resolute saying so he's probably pissed so she's like hey babe I'm not okay with oh yeah well said the London says no what I don't need you I don't need you as well we don't need each other we don't need each other we know what I don't like this style of interaction this isn't my style babe it isn't yeah and she's like well this is just sort of an initiation which which is gross, because you're the one talking about how traumatized you've been by Reza, and now you're just telling someone to sit down and take it, because she's new. And she's like, well, I'm not okay with that, and you're like, you don't have to be okay

with it. It's my feeling. Check, but I have boundaries. So he's like, zippin, I'm done with you, just Zippin! So they finally arrive at this place at night. Well, it's been night. And Nima's like, wow! It's pitch-fucking-blackouts-art! I can't see anything. If we're Iranian-Mitalika, I'll say we showed up at the gig and everyone else forgot. The lights are off at the stadium and we're the only ones here You can't see nighttime. Have you ever heard about nighttime? It's dark at night. Wow

Like nighttime is really sticking to its brand out here. It's really dark So they get to this house. There's like really cool beautiful, you know, woodsy house and he was like, oh I think people were murdered here. Cause we're in the woods, it's a house in the woods. So people are probably murdered here. Oh, and they go in and there's like, you know, those dead stuffed animals everywhere. Taxidermy everywhere.

And Gigi's like, I mean, that is what they are. Dead stuffed animals. Those sort of's like, I mean, that is what they are. Dead stuff, I don't know. But those were of sound like there was like teddy bears and stuff and like stuff, the delegators, which I discussed last week on the show. And just like slain, just like stuff and coming out. And so they're like, oh my God. So then there's a note from the owners,

Spirit's dwell here, some are from hell here, some are from heaven here. Sorry, I didn't write down the rhyme. Welcome to the address. But it's like Spirit's here. Are they from hell or doubt, doubt? They're from doubt. They're from...

They're from doubt. They're some Delaware spirits here, and... It's basically the DuPontes. So... They want to sell you some thick, thick monitors for your computer. It's Joe Biden's father, okay? So, um, so then, it's like, uh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

Some Mike is scared and everything. And he was like, wow, look at how big this moose is, man. Wow, I know that moose's brand is to be big, but wow, they really nailed it with this one. Good job, moose. Good job. Don't be in my movie. Um, so they're wandering around talking about how creepy it is and stuff and Gigi has put names on all of their rooms, so they can find them. So they go and you know, check out their rooms and stuff and Mike has a big ass eagle over his bed and He's just obsessed with every animal he passes. He's like, oh my god, look at that squirrel. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh my god. This bison is legit. I mean,

that's actually never come out of anyone's mouth. Dude, this bison is legit. Remember puppy puppy the buffalo. Oh, yep. The so London can't find her room. And that's like a whole poor thing. It's probably like some tent outside. But she she does actually have a room and MJ and Resar put right next to each other so they're really excited and squealing and MJ is like we're just good together Okay, I mean, I don't know how I'm gonna tell him about the restraining order, but the pros are I'm being up front the cons are a trigger Resa Yeah, that's a pretty big you. The cons are I trigger Resa. Yeah, that's a pretty big, you never want a trigger Resa because he's just gonna be heinous to you, you know? So now Mike is pouring some shots and Resa.

Everyone's gonna do a motherfucking shot. Do a shot if you've met baby Shams. I guess I can't even do a shot anymore. So they're getting ready for dinner, they have stuff and of course, serving and lay there doing everything. And Destiny's like, it's gonna stink, my music rolls. She walks over to the living room and Neema's lying on the couch. She's like, do you know how much jizzome is on that couch? Yes. Um, it's not a jizz the couch. She's like, do you know how much jizziness on that couch? Yeah.

Um, it's not a jizzing couch. You should really, if you look at it, you can see its brand is not jizzing. I mean, I fucked on a lot of couches and this is not a jizzing couch. So I'm saying this as someone who knows a lot about fucking ancouches and jizzing and coming, actually ejaculating on women on couches. I know a little bit about this brand. So they start doing some weird flirting where he's like, hey, you a couch girl. Yeah, I mean, like, if it happens on the couch, it happens on the couch.

Like, you don't want to kill the vibe. He's like, well, I start on the couch, but then I finish in the bedroom because like, you know, it's the room at the bed. I mean, good branding. You know, it's two-part. Like, we'll start on the couch. Then, you know, the second is like the main production. And Mike is listening to this and like rolling his eyes, but probably jacking off at the

same time. I don't know. We don't see his bottom half. Yeah. And he's like, he's like, it's weird to see Neema and Destiny flirching so weird and then Neema said, yeah I don't really bite because I don't want to hurt my veneers You know, I take kissing very is the most important part of the kiss Which of course I'm not talking about actually putting lips together

I'm talking about the brand strategy of keep it simple stupid bedroom perfect example Or you know us being the Iranian kiss and all. Um, so he talks about how he likes to start with a warm-up of like 10 minutes of making out. And so Mike hears 10 minutes and he just latches onto that. And he's like, oh my god, be careful with Destiny, bro. Because he's just like little, cute, Giselle, and like he's sweet. But then Destiny is a leopard. And she's gonna grab him by the throat and she's gonna murder him.

Hope you got your Tetna shot buddy. I was like Tetna shot, what does that have to do with anything? Is Destiny all gonna make him step on a rusty nail? Is that part of the process? Hope you check for ticks, okay. I think yeah. So then GG and Reza are over by the firewall. I hope you check for ticks. Okay. Yeah.

So then GG and Resa are over by the firewall. There's like a wall of firewood and GG goes, oh my God, is this decoration? No, it's wood. Yeah, but like, is it real wood or is it like smooth wood? It's like no, it's firewood fire. It's like, wow, beautifully stacked. You're like, yeah, right. This just in a house and the redwoods has burned down and caused the fire. It's like, wow, beautifully stacked. You'll think, yeah, right? This just in the house and the redwoods has burned down and caused the fire.

So, um, so then, Shervin and Micron, the kitchen, Shervin's just bossing around in the kitchen. They just keep cutting into them and be like, dude, slice those mushrooms. You got to slice the mushrooms otherwise not going to work out, jeez. So then, um, Neema's like, oh, destiny. Did you know that Mercedes sent us a topos photo the other day? Yeah, she sent a topos photo to me, Shervin and Neema. She was mad at me apparently. I mean, isn't that great branding? So like, that happened and then I see her and I'm like awkward.

I don't know what to say about it. And then she goes, oh my God, you're not even gonna say my titties are nice. Like she was mad at me and for not mentioning it. Oh, that's hilarious. I mean, it was pretty bad when you know their relationship is pretty bad when she's sending boobs to me.

And MJ is like, well, what happened was Tommy said, why does it take so long to leave the house? And so I got really mad at him. And when I get really mad at Tommy, I flashed my tits at people. And for Sham's sake, I just sent it to a small reference. That's it. I was expecting more to the story.

I was expecting like, okay, so he said, why'd I take you so long? And then MJ was gonna say, it didn't take me that long. And then he threw a cheddar bay biscuit that was left over from date night at my head, so I flashed my tits, but it was just that he said, why does it take you so long? And that was all it took.

Oh, so then they're pulling up the video and so MJ just shows them all the video. And she's like, but are they hot or not? And Mike's like, oh yeah, hot. So let's talk about this. Nima, 20 minutes to you as a marathon, is that what you're saying? He's like, we'll know like the first time and then the second time again, he goes, oh really? Because when I was single, I broke BACS. Yeah, I broke BACS. Real BACS. Not spoof BACS, you know? And Nima's like, well, any man who says he goes for hours

goes 30 seconds and he's lying to you, okay? And Mike's like, why the fuck would any man say, I'm a 10 minute man, okay? I don't get that. And he's like, this dude, holdy shit, what needy in it? So he goes, maybe that's why you only go on one date with girls and Gigi's like, Gigi in her check your privilege shirt with her braids.

Oh, by the way, about that. So I went on Gigi's Instagram last night. So I was like, are people pissed about these braids? Like how are people reacting to these braids? And some were like cultural appropriation. There was that. And someone said, Gigi, what's up with you, you know, culturally appropriate, you know,

basically, basic question. And she's like, oh yeah, I love black people people like my whole high school was full of black people and like I used to even say that I was mixed because I wanted to be black so bad I was like, of course, that's a gene of course. GG. That girl who lies I don't do coastal appropriation. I do actual full like holistic I do actual full like holistic appropriation. I straight up steal. I straight up steal. I'm saying. Yeah, I see Rachel Dolenshal.

Dol, yeah. So then they're like, I think they're sitting down now and there's like a deer head and they're like, you know what's funny? Nima, like means as far as he for dear and sure things like yeah means 10 minute dear Slice the mushrooms So and then I can say yeah, it takes 10 minutes just for me to get going okay? Cuz I I take me I hours broken backs bro broken backs And they're just like yeah, if I add because you know Mike is just sitting there doing the helicopter on his

Pain for 10 minutes just trying to get it working. When someone tells you that they bone for an hour, it's usually not a great thing. It's like, I'm gonna finish soon, give me another minute. Oh, okay, okay, give me another five. Oh, okay, you know what, I need another time. And then people like, oh shoot, I broke my back. I guess we have to stop.

See you, someone's back. Again. shoot, I broke my back. I guess we have to stop. See how both of them are back. Again. Oh, he's so gross. So, he's like, Nima, when there's somebody at the table who says they can go for 40, or not like, why don't? Oh, he says, if there's someone at the table who says they can go for 40, saying that they can brag that they can go to 40, he's basically saying

if there's someone who can verify this why don't you ask again? I first was like huh, but the implication is since Mike and Layla have hooked up or dated She would know how long Mike can go for so Mike goes shut the fuck up and sit down, huh? He's like sit sit okay. Yes me and Layla being other and they're like why why are you bringing that up again? Because he's gonna bring it up. That's what he's doing Which of course is what he's doing, but right but like Mike. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Mike I'm not gonna feel bad for you that Reza is giving you the business while you're actively giving Nima the business Okay, like you can't have a both ways you can't just sit here and like a rail on Nima about this 10 minute thing

And then the moment that like Reza turns it on on you or anyone, it's like, how could you do this? We're trying to have a good night. And this is what you're doing. Well, he's friends with Nima, like Mike is friends with Nima. He's not friends with Resa. Resa is just trying to be an asshole. But Mike is hypocritical. That's how I think Mike, Mike, Mike, I'm sorry. I think in this situation, Mike is hypocritical. So then Mike's like, okay, fine, we banged. And he's like, you know, it's insane that the actual thing I was afraid of is happening now. Wow, you called it, Reds is an asshole.

Congratulations. And he goes, I'm in bed. Okay, I broke our fucking bed. Which was basically just like, oh, you have to stop. My bed is broken. Please, Mike. Please, top. So, Gigi's like, come on.

Let's bring it down. You guys are a bunch of dicks, okay? We're all tired, but it's calm down. So then they're like, thanks for breaking us, Gigi. And someone goes, who's gonna clean, oh, Resa goes, who's gonna clean up? And then Mj and Gigi just go upstairs. They're like like bye. Yeah

So then Nima's um wondering if there's actual ghost in this house. Yes, if we get haunted I hope they kill you first. Ha ha ha ha ha. There'll be so on brand for the ghosts By the way, Shervin cooks for everybody and then has to clean the kitchen for everybody and he's the richest one there He's like how is this world fair? Well, Shervin is like the nicest one. He seems to be the kitchen for everybody. And he's the richest one there. He's like, how is this world fair? Well, Shervin is like the nicest one. He seems to be the smartest one. He's the richest one. He's like the most sensible one. I mean, he did have that annoying storyline with,

and at least, yeah, I've got a, I'm dating a girl in Australia and this is totally a real relationship. And then there was that, that like, there was like some cheating thing that just, I never quite felt real any of it. He's like the best guy and they just like just stuck on the sidelines. Yeah, they tried to make him a lead that year and that's when he came up with this fake storyline

and everything and it totally blew up with his face pretty much. So now we get a Gigi and Reza scene because it's healing guys. So first they're sitting out by the fire stoned as hell. And she's like, I got fake toilet paper. Like, it's like toilet paper. It looks like it, but you just can't tear it no matter how hard you try. So let's start cracking up. I'm like, why do we have to get any follow through that? Maybe we'll see it next episode, but like, why do we not get to see Mike deal with actual spoof toilet paper. It's spoof toilet paper. Because right now, that's a, it's a very serious, serious moment. So he's like, let me tell you, MJ like, is it a beautiful moment? We talked about London, and she

said, you're not mad at London, you're mad at yourself. She deserves to know this about you, Rereza and you need to tell her. She told me that. So when you got into it with London, you were like, I'm done. And you can be scary, Reza. I think we all saw something, not just in MJ, but also you a couple of years ago, which then we get the flashback of you had 12 versions and you killed someone and you look like a slug.

And she's like, so, you know, let's say I make you upset. Am I just going to be written off? Yes. Yes, you are. What are you going to rewrite the whole program? Yes, you're going to be written off. That's how it works. Yeah.

And so he and he does nod. He nods at her. Like, it's like, you're gonna be written off. That's how it works. Yeah, and so he and he does nod he nods at her Yeah, and she's like, you know, it's really hard to trust someone you feel hurt by and So then we see the greatest restless greatest hits where he's like GG is lying about her R.A Look GG. I'm going to fake feint Oh look Gigi, I'm going to fake fain't! Yes everybody, I wrote all of the apology letters from Gigi because she should have apologized! Gigi, I don't know! That shouldn't be in this, that shouldn't be in this! Ow, it still hurts!

So, uh, Gigi's like, if, you know, if two best friends that you guys are can go so hard each other, willing to tear each other to shreds, what makes me think that one year friendship that I've just established with this guy is gonna be anything to him. I mean, you have to give me that much credit that I do have these fears. If I do one thing that makes you upset,

what's that mean? Oh, you said this. Did you just do this monologue or is she just? Did you just do this? Yeah, it's kind of the same thing over and over so he's like but look I promise that I want to be good and stay good with you you know we build something from nothing you were there for me with I had no one and he goes and he does a typical I know it's been messy but I'm not perfect I'm

sorry I'm not perfect oh I hate when people say that I know I've been messy, but I'm not perfect. I'm sorry I'm not perfect. Oh, I hate when people say that. I know. Exactly. And, uh, he's like, if I, if Gigi and I, you get to wear our hat, discuss the limit. I mean, maybe I can make things good with Mike or Tommy or maybe even, uh, uh, uh, uh, baby, baby, uh, baby, Sha. Or maybe even... Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh She's like, yeah, I always look like a douchebag. I'm sorry, you should really look into fake tears. They do wonders for your image. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah a two-part finale. You know when they do a two-part finale, which is really just like just this just an episode and then the finale.

I don't know. I don't get it. Yeah, because this is 9-11. This episode was 9-11, so I would guess they would have a 12 in the 13. I don't know. Who knows. I guess we'll find out one way or another, won't we? We sure will. We'll just keep it turned on to Bravo. Okay, everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with a little below dick, Mediterranean. Yeah. Do your food everyone and we'll talk to you in the next one.

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