Watch What Crappens - Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey!

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and joining me. It's the wonderful and talented, like the man I would have at every friend's giving. Mr. Ronnie Carram. Well, how that's so sweet. That's true, especially after you made that amazing Mac and cheese like Destiny several years ago at a friend's giving here in Hollywood. Oh, yeah, we had a good time with that one.

That was a real hum ding or wouldn't it? It was. That was a great, great meal, even though we started around eight or so and everyone was mad. But still, it was a great meal. Oh, yeah, that was a good one. So we're talking about friends giving because we're talking Shaz, a sunset on this episode, and it was friends giving time for the old Shaz. So that's the big thing. But before we jump into that, just a reminder that we're going to be on Watcher Happens

Live Wednesday night with Danny Pelegrino and Sasha Morphaw, two of our online friends, although, actually, Danny is a real-life friend and Sasha is a future real-life friend. We just haven't met her yet because of pandemic But everyone should go watch that watch her happens live Wednesday night. It's gonna be so fun. I can't wait Yeah, that's gonna be a good time. We're psyched to do that and you know what? I'm just psyched to be here You know what really makes me psyched what? watching

I just finished that run. Yes! Look at me. It is me, Riza, hoping that you are having... You have to imagine every word I say is a new hand motion. Right now it's fingers shooting, but they're going in circles. Just imagine a lot of like business entrepreneurs speech hand signals as I talk. I am my home, I'm keeping you happy, I'm getting your e-mails, that's how I'm changing your life with my work out routine, so say it. Res is going crazy on his Instagram.

I guess he's trying to make like, bitch lost 40 pounds, his new business or whatever because he's doing these like emotional, I just went on a run speech is that are the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. So go check those out, everybody. Yeah.

No, it's, it's, it's, it seems like he's dropped bitch lost 40 pounds and his new thing is don't stop get it, get it. Which he did not invent. And so he like, so what Ronnie's talking about is that there, Reza had some sort of story where he just finished a run. He's like, I just finished a run and this is, it was like a lot and I just had to say, it's like the power of everyone, all the people who have been emailing me and saying that I've changed her life with their don't stop, get it, get it? Oh my god, I've changed so many people's life!

I'm out of breath and crying. Thank you everyone for letting me be amazing for you. Thank you for allowing me to change your life. Gotta kinda don't stop bitch, last 40 pounds, bitch. So, um, previously on Shazza's sunset, Destiny cleaned her car and slum ocean. I don't know why we had to see that on the floor. Why? Why? Why is that? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? That had no bearing on anything that's happened that did not give us any information that we needed to watch this episode. Why did you resurrect that, editors? Why are you doing that to us? Why?

Oh my god. It wasn't awkward enough the first time. I know. So we then go to Reson Adams House and they're playing a Persian card game on an Airmez like Tablecloth of some sort which is just so ridiculous. And so you know just if that's basically it they're just playing cards. Just being two people who are absolutely in love with each other we thought how can we top pie? We're gonna top it with cards. What is this game called, wait boy? How do you spell it? He's like, oh my god, can we just play? God.

It's called Don't Stop. Oh no, no. So, then we got over to Destiny's House where Frank Sinatra's peeing. Frank Sinatra, are you peeing right now? Frank Sinatra. Excuse me. Alo, go inside. Sorry, I'm cutting a flower, bees, but I need flowers.

The bees are like, we left her a long time ago. Okay, that's what the note says. We're already gone. Yeah, and then Mercedes is walking the baby and the dog, and she's doing some self-help thing too. She's just listening to something going, you're a mother now, and you're setting an example. Yesterday is behind us, and tomorrow is in promised.

Yeah. And this is what happens. Just don't quit drugs. What if everybody on this cast just quit doing recreational drugs? Just do them. Just stop with this self-helphelp crap down my throat both of you Yeah, and then we see GG walking Jaja and like discouraging the dog from from kicking its own poop

And then ultimately we wind up at the sofa tell where Nima is in his standard hoodie and jacket Get up and he's just sitting at a table and London joins and he's like, oh and he's just sitting at a table and London joins. And he's like, oh, hi London, your jacket matches my drink. Are you a rose drinker? This is really reading well for your brand at this moment. Well done, well done. So like, thank you, love. It's really nice to be with you here.

I'm gonna take off my glasses. It's wonderful to see you. He's like, oh, no bill of flowers here. I'm kind of good-fied from you instantly. You read people. Here's a, oh, no billable hours here. I got a good five from you instantly. You read people. You're just a good person, you're a good person too, love. Oh, you're so good. So now, Lenten and Nima have realized

they're the outsiders, so now they're gonna become best friends and kind of Shah's posters, where they're gonna walk around calling each other babe 30 times in an episode to fit in. They're just gonna affirm each other. Yeah. The sofa tell is my, it's my Los Angeles refuge. I love coming here to this intersection of Beverly Boulevard and La Sianna God. One of the most adored intersections in all of Los Angeles.

I love coming here for this refuge. You know what? So I'm just wondering, I'm just wondering if Gigi and I are going to be good during Thanksgiving, because I know that's what's on America's mind. Well, Nima and Gigi, well, they're in Curgeable Chemistry, ever be suppressed, and I don't think it will be. Everyone wants to know, will America's sweethearts be okay to coexist at Friends' Giving Brand?

And she's like, well, did you ask her why she's her babe? You have to ask her because the undertone babe is that she has a strong babe feeling for you, babe. It's like the boy who beats up the girl on the playground because you liked her. I mean, now we call that abuse, but back in the day, it was just called having to crush on someone. All right, babe. Well, well, London babe, there's a staggering amount of drama between Golness and I, so staggering. Like, I'm sure you saw the trailer of our lives, also known as this television show,

and it was just nothing but NEMA and GG drama, because it's a staggering amount. And like, we also have a lot of history, a lot of history, okay, should we roll the one scene where we did something together? Great. Right next, of course. We had Big Bear, then there was a show,

it was off the chart sexual tension there. And then we got a Hawaii, which I mean, better or mine, I might not have been a hot tub situation with that one. This is so sad being my, please just, this is too seen. I see that, like too seen with the golden assa and he just keeps on harping on them.

Like they just always show that one scene where he's like, I kind of want to kiss you right now. And she's like, no. And they just show that over and over and over again. And he goes, you know what? There may or may not have been a hot tub situation. And yeah, I think it's pretty well known that I didn't follow through,

because that is sort of my brand. And I still stand by the decision, okay? And she was very drunk, all right? And then we see a flashback of GG being drunk. And he goes, part of me wonders, is she, if she's really hurt by putting herself out there and not having someone reciprocate. I mean, that really made me public out of me number one. I mean, she wants to have sex with me so badly and now has created a staggering amount of drama.

And she's like, well, don't you want it to be cordial? All right, let's go over this. Let's roleplay. All right. Now, you're're gonna tell me things you're afraid of that she'll pop off at you for. Okay I'm gonna start. I'm gonna be you. Hey Gigi it's nice to see you. I love London's glasses. Do you think she'll wear those even when she's not in the office? Ever a chance? Okay I'll be Gigi and when Gigi's when you say hi nice to see you Gigi will say because of course she's in the midst of a staggering amount of drama between us She'll just say okay Okay, well now I know you're hurt. Okay, that's me being you. I know that you're hurt Well, of course I'm hurt because there's a staggering amount of drama between us and one can't help but be hurt by a staggering amount of drama

Well, here's the thing, I would like to thank you for agreeing to see me. I can see you because I'm wearing my glasses, but you're fashionable, aren't they? They're fashionable. Just say, go ahead and say it. I'm not going to say they're fashionable because there's too much staggering drama between me and those glasses. I just can't, I can't even bear to say what's really on my mind. He's like, I think you fake interest in me. She's like, okay, well, what you need to do is devalorate that. Okay, you need to say something like, I thought you were hot, but I was scared to talk about it because I'm a pussy when it comes to feelings like that.

And I'm very, very sorry for being such a weak, minded pussy. London, I can't but feel like we actually might have a little bit of sexual tension right now. Are you feeling that? Just a huge amount of sexual tension. What I'm saying is she's empathetic at the core. She just needs people to own their shit. Okay. You know what? I'm gonna text you.

I'm gonna text you because you said that very, very well. You know, this is, you're just so on brand for being a life-life life-helper you really are Bling-bling hold on I've got a text um Guineem Mima's asking me if I'm pregnant yet. We have not slept together Nima All right I'm not slept together So now we go back to resin atoms a house where they're playing the card game and resin says Adam if you have a diamond you won and so then Adam plays a heart and Resident goes oh my god

You're so lucky. I can't believe you're so lucky. Don't stop Give it. Give it don't stop you have a heart. Yes, it goes because you know what I have a heart to and I'm helping you play cards right now And then they just both laugh way too hard They're like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I am so jealous. Don't stop get it get it. You're a fire babe. Oh my god. Oh look at that necklace. It's so fire. Like if I had that between my titties, you should give one to Mike because he has titties. He is so yoked. So does he go, does he says that she met up with Mike on the beach last episode? And, you know, we spoke for quite some time and quite some time and he did tell me he's not perfect and I told him, of course no one's perfect and I told him he's trying to hold everything together, specifically his shirts because of his boobies. He's literally battling himself every day and all I kept thinking about is I haven't

even heard from Polina. Yeah, and she says that before Halloween, Palina would text and call all the time and so she's really worried now. I mean, is your gut telling you that Mike is asking her to stay away? Or is your gut telling you she's choosing it? Or is your gut telling you, get it, get it, you can't do it! Is your gut telling you, hey, where's part of me because I disappeared because I didn't stop get it, get it, you can't do it! Is your gut telling you, hey, where's part of me? Because I disappeared, because I didn't stop, get it, get it!

Well, I think she's scared. And he's like, of us or of my... It's like of everything, of how it went down. And then we see a clip of Mike being like, Oh, hey, you think I control this girl? Oh, Paulina, tell them. Tell them I don't control you. Tell them now.

Tell them now. I don't control you. Tell them now because afterwards, not another word in the limo, okay? Not another word in the Uber, okay? Tell them now. So then, so then, that seems like I didn't ask for any of this being, so Raza says, you in it, okay?

You in it, you don't think you're going to cut your look some sort of way when I tell him, Mike, keep your side of the street clean. This falls under the mother fucking umbrella policy, have keep your side of the street clean like don't put us in these situations. Don't stop baby, baby, get it, get it. Out of these situations, bitch, bitch, lots 40 pounds, get it, don't follow us. So now, Resa and Mike are gonna have the shit head douche bag who is going to claim that they're the bigger victim, fight with each other. Yeah, okay.

Well, because Resa is continuing to pull this whole thing of like, I completely understand Mike. My dad was unfaithful and then I was unfaithful. So Mike is like my dad and I'm triggered by Mike. He's totally doing the, I'm gonna do this, but the fun part for us, but we don't know is that in the next scene, Mike is gonna pull his own childhood triggers with Kimmer.

Yeah, that's great. That's great. And like they're gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna win this fight because you triggered me more about my childhood. Like let's watch the, let's watch the douchebags try to become the biggest victims so that no one hates someone Twitter. Sorry, it's working for either one of you suckers.

So Mike and MJ go meet up at an empty mall and Mike's like, oh, you look fly. You look fly. Oh, how is Chams doing? How is Chams? And MJ is talking about he was looking at schools and whatever and whatever and And Mike's like, you know, it's funny. I fast until like two o'clock every day and then yesterday I fast until eight o'clock Idrom is fasting, okay, okay?

Bolina Idrom is in fasting, okay. I call it spoof eating Spoof food and washing my Instagram lives I'm a man who has a nice face to come live. So then Mike's like, yeah, you know, like it really fucks with me with Resa because like, I look, I'm wearing a black shirt, okay? And I know, you know, like it's going against company policy, like it's funny because like I'm a baby, like I have to work on my wardrobe because Resa's giving me shit and that really fucks with me, you know know because it like stems from my childhood BORINA!

Where I was an immigrant and we shoved it came art for clothes. So I'm triggered. Ah yes, you know my parents came to America with only a few dollars in their pocket. And so now to this day like if someone makes fun of me for wearing a cheap shirt, you know? And they're making fun of me because of that and not because I try to drive sports cars and live a life of luxury and then wear a cheap shirt. And that's not where the humor is coming from. It's coming because they make fun of game art.

That's why he's wearing a so he's wearing a cheaper shirt today because he's triggered, but he showed up in his car where the doors go up. Yeah. Am I giving this right? Am I giving this right? Am I giving this right? People are not making fun of your childhood. They're making fun of the fact that you are always trying to show off how much money you have,

but then you also wear a cheap shitty shirt. Oh my God. So he's like, so I'm just like, you know, I talked to Reset and I said, can we just stop being so bitter and resentful? And come on Mikey, June, let's not repeat the past, okay? And he's like literally, like, I hate that I'm causing this divide, but you know, I was poor one time.

So I just want peace, okay? I wanna sit down, like it could be on the curb or it could be in a velvet king chair, which is normally what I shoot in, you know? Yeah, he's like, you know what? Like, you know, I'm always being bullied and you know what, fucks at me. You know, because I'm getting bullied by my friends and they're trying to hurt me. And I had, if I have to fool him and I'm throwing up, I need someone to hold my hair and not

tell me in the morning that I act like a whore, okay? And I don't call it a trigger, but it takes me to a place where I'm insecure and that's, I'm that scared little boy again who doesn't know English, who came home and felt like a loser and it came our shirt That's what I feel like and it's not a trigger It's just it's almost as if you had a gun and you put your finger on the little thing under the gun and made the gun go off That's all I'm like also by the way enough with this like oh Oh, whoa is my cuz someone made fun of your shirt if you look at the clip you started it you made fun of resas

First and then you're upset that someone came you're not being bullied Someone how could you do this to you when I was a child? I would come back from came at the only thing They would make me feel better was jerking off to girls and the ms. Okay? Don't bully me. How could you palina So now we're at another restaurant and M and I show up with a gift, okay? Because it's gonna be a bakery. Yeah, it's gonna be GG now, okay? Oh, yeah, something to really, you know, Something to really sort of clear the air from all that staggering drama between me and jeez. So GG shows up And she is walking so slowly into this restaurant

She's been putting off the scene for a long time. Yeah, she's like walking so slowly and she's like you know what I just don't like that guy because he's like so calculated Okay, he's like clay and you mold a clay into the shape that you want and that's what it is temporarily I just don't know who he is so I can't trust him. Okay, none of this makes sense. That's not just Yeah, that's not calculated. That's being Manipulated and also you know also just say why you're really mad at him You're really mad at him because he didn't team up with you to take down MJ last year like you wanted It's everyone knows it. So why aren't you just honest about it? What is this clay? I don't know him. He's like clay.

Yeah. So then she sits down. She's like not accepting a hug just yet. And he's like, well, you know, I didn't order food because I wanted to wait for you. She's like, well, I'm always hungry. So what's up? Well, first, I just want to rebrand into an apology

because you are owed a major apology. And it was a huge mistake that I never sent you a message and said Listen despite our staggering drama. Congratulations on your son. Who could have been mine. I mean let's face it I could have been mine. I mean, I was one hot tub away from making that baby with you Okay, if only I had let you indulge in your absolute infatuation for me. It could have been my baby Sorry, that's not my baby. Sorry, I didn't give you my sperm as you wereuation for me. It could have been my baby. Sorry that that's not my baby. Sorry I didn't give you my sperm as you were begging for it.

Okay, sorry. And I thought every time I wanted to reach out to you, I thought you just might not be receptive. And she was like, well, what's the worst I would have said to you? I was like, I don't know, like, I don't want anything to do with you. As you congratulate my son on my,

you think I would do that? I was like, yes, Gigi, actually, I think that's exactly when you would do it. Yes, and you've stabbed a tree, Gigi. Though I know that you're doing this whole new personality thing, but you've stabbed a tree. So she's like, really, I mean, I have one question for you. Do you genuinely think I'm at it you

because you didn't fuck me in Hawaii? Why? And he's like, no, no, not at all. You just had a scene where you said that, sir. It was on camera. Yeah. Yeah. And Gigi's like, no one was supposed to fuck. We were just making out, bro. I just had surgery. My philope intubes were just taken out. I couldn't have sex even if I wanted to. I just wanted to feel the boner. And it was small. Yeah, but we also saw a flashback in this where the next day in Hawaii, she was saying,

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and I can't fuck with the face of those insecurities. I just want to fuck with you, you know? You know, I said, well, I'm in therapy weekly. Well, I think you need a new therapist because I can shrink you better than you can. Yeah, and so they basically, he's like, well, there's no wind fighting. So, you know what?

This has been in my car for literally a month and a half Where's this gift is a gift for you? Literally now I just want to show you on my own person and I'm very secure in myself So I got you a little Baby sucker with a mustache on it because it's like Reza So I'm giving basically a joke about Rezaus personality to you as my gift to your child. I think, oh God, me, ma. So here's, okay, here's the brand forecast for the two of us, okay?

We're gonna go back to being cool. Okay, baby step, then flirt, baby step, and then she's gonna throw it at me, baby step, because you know, it's hard to resist me, baby step, baby step, and the teeth, you know, and then I'll be like, hey, guess what? Gonna wear hoodie and a blazer again, another baby step, and and the teeth you know and then I'll be like hey Guess what gonna wear hoodie and a blazer again another baby step and then the universal balance out and So she's like okay, well, I guess I'm gonna need time So she's like, baby steps, let's go okay. Let's get out of here

Wow, you really did rock that all leather look today Wow look at you and she says yeah, I had to put baby powder in all the right places. And I'm like, see, look how much you guys haven't common. Yeah. So then we go back to Mike who's at home, sort of going through the motions of waiting, opportunity like he's gonna make something for himself,

but he's really just waiting for Paulina, sort of like wiping a mango or something. You know, it's like lines up fruits and just kind of looks at them and then looks at the Vitamix like seriously. Yeah, he's like still trying to figure out how the Vitamix actually works and if it's something he can fuck. So he's like, he texts Reza, he's, I think we should talk before Thanksgiving, want to talk.

Okay, and this is a real text message, not a spoof message. Okay, like the ones you sent me, spoof messages. And then we cut to another totally realistic scene of Reza working out at the beach. You don't live by the beach. You don't. And he's doing knee touches. He, he, he, he, he, he, don't stop.

Get it, get it. On the beach. Who came up, but don't stop, get it, get it. It's like a, it's, it's, um's um it's just like it's one of those things definitely heard before I actually looked it up like there's it's on jock jams there's actually a song called don't stop get like it's one of those things I don't remember where I've heard it but I've definitely heard it before and songs like don't stop get it get it and it's like it's like a thing it's not a reds a original. He's stealing. He's just taking it on.

So then we go, he's like, Sure, that's his response. And then he yoga breeze at the beach some more. So then we go to MJ and Destiny at the grocery store talking about friends getting. Yeah. So they're at some strange warehouse thing store store and they're just like planning the meal and they're just grabbing baskets and Destiny text the whole group saying friends giving bitches and

So we know that Adam is gonna make pies of course and It's just like He's making white boy pies and MJ is like, oh, of course Mike is the first one he says he wants to bring dessert, but I'm sure him no That was like the most relatable moment of like this entire franchise was MJ being like, okay Who's gonna bring what and then Mike trying to back out of it? Because you know his deserves gonna be just some stupid Entomans thing, you know, that end to-

It was the box of donuts. It's a box of donuts. That's what he brings. Is that what he brought? Yeah, he walked in with the boxes of donuts. I didn't even see what he brought, but of course, and she knows it. She's like, no, I'm not playing this.

What Adam is sitting there to Adam's credit, I'm just gonna make a fucking homemade pie. And Mike's just gonna go bring a box of donuts. And then just like- It's like the worst the worst pot Look, participator of all time. I was like, oh my I was like so mad. I'm like, I don't think I can ever forgive Mike already just knowing his role in this pot Look Never forgiven for those donuts, although that's probably what's the best thing at that

Friendsgiving Yeah, so then there's some dramatic music his Mike pulls up to a restaurant and gets out of his car with the doors. Go up. What are those Teslas? Uh, small penis doors, I think they're called. And so then, then, then, Reza pulls up and I was like, wow, Reza is in a dusty-ass car. Not realizing this was actually part of his manipulation. So he gets that, Reza gets out of this car and he's like, he has like a long,

he has like a normal button down shirt, but he's covered it with kind of like a trackjack, it would no call it, it's all the way zipped up, it just looks very, very strange. It didn't like make sense. I was like, what is going on with Reza? And so he sits down and Mike is like, Reza, Reza, why is your car so dirty? What's going on with that? Did you have spoof dust on that? Is that real dust? Spoof dust, huh? Huh? He's like, I haven't taken the doubts in scolvid, but they make that dress today and I was like, well, Mike has been saying stuff about my attire, so I thought I would come to raw. I'm raw right now. So it was these are actually just props for him to present himself as raw somehow like a dirty car and like a strange, strangely zipped up Jack. It

like it made no sense. Yeah, some other going to victim fight each other. This is so funny. And Reset they're both doing their their tells, right? Mike is looking all around. He's terrified. Like he's looking around like for the exit sign already And he or he's got a full martini in front of him and is like oh, hey, honey Could you bring me another one and then Ressa comes in biting his lips like his lips are inside of his mouth and he's biting them So those are their tails so Mike's like what are we playing make believe or what? Palina I make fun of your clothing Honestly, I wanted to sit down because I we've got to figure out what the fuck is going on between people who

see their brothers, but then they take low blows. Okay bro? Low blow bro. That's your name. Low blow. Low blow. Low blow. Low blow. Low blow. Low blow. Low blow. Low blow. So I'm also the blade, but honestly, I never come after you. I feel like I have had your back, Polina. And rest because I can't resentful of people who stuff blitz over to my world.

I'm like, do you remember last season, Resa? When you had some stupid ass little thing, well, first of all, you had an issue with Adam, and that took over the entire season. And then you had an issue with MJ, and then it came down to you drawing a line in the sand saying you don't wanna hang out with anyone who hangs out with MJ.

And you're gonna sit here and talk about this annoying thing about keep your side of the street clean when your entire side of the street is Just like a mud flow. No. Yeah, and he's like, well, I get resentful of people who don't get it get it You know you have a great heart except when you do things you shouldn't be doing mine when you engage in alternative Thanks mine when you engage in alternative facts. Well, you know what, Paulina? I can't hold some anger and resentment because of some mistakes that were made, okay? Well you trigger me. You remind me of my dad and my dad would always take garbage from the other side of the street

and put it in front of our house. I'd be like, Dad, keep us out of the house, please. But I was bullied. We shot it came art. No, you start telling stories that don't make sense. You know what stories don't make sense when your parents can only afford half a book from came art and you never find out how it ends. Okay, that's what doesn't make sense.

Listen, don't tell me, like when I said keep your side of the street clean, I don't want to engage in that conversation with you, okay, it's not that I don't want Polina to reach out to me. I just don't want you. I don't want to put you in a position where I have to be make that uncomfortable conversation that might not be the one you're ready to have and I want you to show up one way and you don't and I don't need you to show up that way. I'm like, what is he even like a little doesn't even make sense what he's saying anymore. So Mike's like, well, me and Paulina have an issue and we got over it.

And then the spoof message is started. You wanted to create shit. Now I'm starting to believe him with these spoof messages because now he's got Reza. Like before he was in a group setting, right? So I was like, okay, he's just trying to get everybody to be mounted Reza. But now he's like one on one with Reza

and Reza is biting those lips. Like Reza is doing all of his light-tells So now I don't know who to believe so he's like, you know, then these spoof messages start You wanted to create shit with me in Palina admit it Be honest Palina friend, okay, we can be friends again, okay? And he's like you're the one getting caught in your lies. I didn't send spoof messages I was cleaning my side of the street. Yes, you did.

Yes, you did. Okay, who did it then? Who did it then? I have no clue. Yeah, because, but then why did you tell me they go and this I did it. And he's like, I did it. I've never told you that. So, now it's just bullshit.

I think the rest is lying. Now I believe Mike. Because Mike wouldn't just go to rest on his own own and say then why did you tell me that? He's like I didn't live by it live by it live by well You did the day I get nothing for nothing I mean, I think it's also totally possible that Resa said something that involved you His name and Mike heard it in one way and then went with it. Like I think it's possible that they,

that Mike thinks he heard something and it's possible that Reza said something completely different because Mike is not very smart. And so Mike could misinterpret something and I mean, I think that Reza is somehow involved in these messages. I hate the fact that we're giving any truth

to this concept of spoof messages. I hate the phrase spoof message. I hate the fact that I'm giving any truth to this concept of spoof messages. I hate the phrase spoof message. I hate the fact that I'm saying it over and over again. But I don't know. I don't know where I fall on this one. So he's like, oh, at the end of the day, I like her is if you and Palina are okay. That's a great place. Okay.

She doesn't talk and I walk around and wait for her to press go on the vet mix. Okay. Replace. And so Mike is just honest from now like he's totally pissed and not buying it and Resas like well, I wish you nothing but health and prosperity and get it and also get it So please work on things and stay focused. He's like, mm-hmm. I appreciate it. Thank you Bolilla so now it's time for friends giving. And so friends, it just jumps into sturdy car and drives away.

Because you just write in front of the table, basically. Yeah. So at friends giving, we're now at London's place. And Anita makes a cameo because she's setting the table. And this time they did not try to make her out like a crazy person. And then Neema shows up.

And she's like, this door is like a snake. I don't even know how to enter it. Nima, the door is open, but he so walks in and, oh yeah, this is my mom's house. She's an interior designer. Don't you like this sterile portrayal of 80s themes? Do you enjoy it? Yeah, that was some odd showcase, wasn't it?

Yeah. So Nima's like, wow, this is literally a bag of toiletries. I've got here literally and she's like babe babe You're one of the sexiest straight man babe That's what I always tell all the women I go on dates with huh so They we don't know how to cook so we decide to allow a grocery store to do the cooking for them and They're for us and we're just gonna be not cooking friends giving but reheating friends giving No, we take the plastic off of this stuff before we put it in the oven I feel like

May I mean maybe they got this stuff from a fancy super market But if you're not gonna cook your own shit, if you're on one of these shows, I'm not saying this is true for everyone, but I think if you're on a bravo show where you're kind of like showing off all your wealth and living the high life, like at least get a restaurant to cater this shit if you're not gonna cook it yourself, right?

I mean, like grocery store. This is Malibu there, and so that shit wasn't cheap. Do you think that she got it from Malibu? Or do you think that she probably did? Yeah. Okay. So that's a maybe. That's a maybe. Yeah. I don't know, but I love the putting it in all wrapped. So then she bat over a GGS house. She's doing sister potatoes with Layla. And there's big debate on the internet about do you boil the potatoes before you peel them? Or do you peel the potatoes before you peel them or do you peel the potatoes and then boil them guys.

Anyway, when you peel them, do you use your fingers or you spring two dollars for a peeler? Because that was my issue just watching them not use a peeler. Well they were already cooked so you don't use a peeler on already cooked potatoes. Can't you peel with them? They were doing it so slow what they were doing. So I would use a peeler. I'm sorry. I think you could use a peeler.

I mean, I would peel it beforehand, but watching them peel like little piece after I baked them a little piece. I bake them and then I scoop all the, the stuff out of them. And then I make mashed potatoes with those, and then use the skins for either twice baked potatoes, or just fry those skins up with some cheese on them, but some cheese is on there. Is it confirmed that they were actually making mashed potatoes?

Or was I wasn't sure if it was mashed potatoes, or if they were doing a recipe that I was unfamiliar with, like maybe even a version recipe of some sort. So that's why I was like, I'm not gonna go all in on their mashed potato technique, but I did think it was odd that they were just like, poke, like pulling little strips of skin off with their fingers, it was agonizing for me.

Oh, I was like, wow, the internet is taking the so serious and you're like, well, actually. Yeah. Well, I didn't know there was an internet debate, I really like that, that resource faith. Like that's the stuff that people should be fighting about on the internet. You're like, that is what the internet is for. That is what it's for.

You know, it's not for porn and Bitcoin, okay? It's for the proper potato peeling techniques, guys. It was agonizing. Honestly, it was agonizing. It was like the entire scene. They're sitting there holding those potatoes and just taking a little piece after a little piece. I'm like, this could have been done in a minute.

Well, basically, we learned from this episode that you basically need to stir in some hand sanitizer with whatever you serve at this party. So, yeah, GG and Layla are peeling potatoes and then talking about what they're gonna wear for the meal and Gigi starts shading MJ for dressing like she's in a music video when she's not in a music video and Layla's like you're talking shit right now you shouldn't be talking shit. Yeah and then Destiny comes over and she screams Rose because she's that girl. I'm not Rose! And so they have some Rose or whatever.

So then we go back to Neema and London, wackily putting baguettes in the oven. With the wrapping on. I thought it was that he opened up the oven and discovered that stuff was being stored in there. And he's like, London, London, there's a staggering amount of things in your oven right now. If it left in the wrong hands this could lead to drama They ba ba ba ba they're babing each other this whole scene so then resa over it resin atoms

Resa's like Where's the peanut butter white girl? He's like um, I may have had some of that last night. You sure did Some more of their playful banter. Meanwhile, they're like, cooking with a black latex gloves. They look like they just murdered someone and are baking it into a cake. It's like this is, looks a little dark right now. And so, Reza says that he, you know,

he has this habit of hanging out with Mike. And then later on, I regret it because Mike is my dad and I'm triggered. So then Nima's getting dressed and London thinks he's gonna look hottest in the suit of all of his outfit choices. Well he says he well he goes Nima's like so I wasn't sure what to wear so I brought multiple outfits okay I have everything from a suit to a sports coat in slacks. I'm like, nice range of formal outfits there. It's like a, I brought khaki pants,

and I brought some brown pants. Yeah, I'm like, I mean, that's like, whatever happened to jeans and a sweater. So then Mike comes, he's like, hey babe, hey babe. And they're like, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, and he's got the two boxes of donuts and his sunglasses inside. Yeah, and he's like to rest like a real, like he's trying to audition for a million dollar listing Miami.

And then MJ sort of wanders in with salad and popcorn. And she also has a hat that Neema left in her closet when he was like trying on her outfits for Halloween. And it's like, oh, that's crazy. I definitely do remember leaving that there. And you know what's crazy? I still have that pink thing hanging in my closet to this very day.

I'm like to this very day. It was two weeks ago for crying out loud, relax. Yeah. That was crazy. That outfit I wore of Staggeringly Nuts. So, Mike said, oh, you know what, what's so great about me? And Paulina, we're doing the three-part Thanksgiving. First we're doing her family, then we're doing my family, then we're doing the family

of bitches I had sex with. I mean, we're doing our family, our friends. Our friends. Us. And he's, he starts doing voice attacks for Pauline. And he's like, so sweet. Kama, they left a place for you, period. We sure you were here with us, period. I love you, period. Come fuck, let me see your boobs, period.

Oh no, that was a spoof text, period. I cast up the spoof text, period. How do I turn this shit off, period? That was a spoof text also period And MJ's like yeah, I don't blame him because the vampires of this friend group have sucked the blood out of that relationship Yeah, so now Gigi and Layla and Dessene arrive and then Adam and Reza shop and so there So Adam has clearly been dressed by By Reza because I think that like given a choice Adam would would be showing up in like Aero post-alor something like that

or like something, I don't know, but he is now in like a Fendi scarf. And Resa is trying to do some sort of like Andre Leon Talley thing with this big old poncho. That's just looks an Alpronso. He looks like Karen's couch. Karen Hueskish. He looks like a monarch butterfly that

Went awry So London's like wow look at out look at how to with that fenty of scarf. I'm loving that babe. He's like You have to say babe. We're not gonna fit in unless you say babe Sorry, I had a lot of peanut butter last night. So, I'm so wiker in the game. So then London's girlfriend comes out. We all meet her, Lillian. Everybody gets to meet her.

And MJ is saying, you know, the sucks of that Paulina's not coming, but we've got a way steeper friend violation with Tommy being blocked from filming basically because Tommy's basically not allowed to be on the show anymore. I keep saying basically, I don't know why. And she's like, well, it's sad because now I'm robbed of all these holidays, you know? I mean, we would be together on Flag Day, okay? Yeah. And so, so then there's like some fun in games as MJ and Redza start reenacting a moment between Vita and MJ. And then everyone says down at the tables and London says, okay guys, so for today we have some turkey,

some mashed potatoes, and oh my God, the center piece is on fire. And so the table catches on fire. God was like, let me try my best to put an end to all this. Oh God, even I can't stop the Shaza sunset. So there's no appetizers and everybody's really hungry. So London's like, oh, you know what, I'll go play stuff. I need to go play stuff.

I'm the host. Which just put the shit on the table and make everybody go to the room. What are you guys doing? I was like, do they have, hey, just never had the dinner before? I just, like, she didn't know, and she goes in there and she takes a small plate as MJ does know it. And then she piles up with so,

there's like a mound of little baby carrots. Everything just looked like it was steamed and gross. And she's just piling all these vegetables on a tiny plate. It was like, what is happening? So finally, MJ gets up and she's like, I'm gonna go help plate. And Mike goes, oh, how are you gonna go do 20 plates? You're gonna do 20 plates? I'm like, or you could get up to sir and help out. Don't complain. Someone's gonna wait. Someone's gonna wait on you and you're gonna complain. Please.

Yeah, but we find out he's really mad because he knows that MJ is going to do everything with her fingers. And he goes, yeah, you know, look, imagine, being at a party and there's a jar of pickles. And MJ wants a pickle, so she puts her fingers in the pickle. And then by the time her fingers are out of the pickles, they're prunes because that's how long that they've been in there. Yeah, there's like a fingernail floating around in there now. Well, that's only if you believe the pickles are real, but some of us know that they're just spoof pickles. Spoof pickles. So, um, Mike is like, you know, I love MJ, but she just doesn't strike me as the kind of person who washes her hands. And they keep cutting back to MJ doing everything with her hands, picking up all the food and putting it on there with

her hands. It's true. So then they're asking Mike about his building and it's only four months away from being done. And Mike is trying to do like the high road thing. He's like, well, you know what? If it weren't for Resa, like he taught me so much when I remodeled my house. Like, if there's one thing, if there's one piece of tile in the corner, I'll be like, you have to fix that tile, Paulina. And they'll be like, you're so picky. And I'm like, well, I learned from the best Paulina. And that's Resa. Resa is there. And everyone's like, cheers, cheers to friends. And Resa's like, thank you, Mike. But he knows what's coming because he's doing the lip curl that might. And Mike says, well, you know, I'm trying to be accountable.

And that's where we lack, because I'm very lacking in accountability from you not an accountable person. I would like you to have the same kind of reputation Raza and destiny is like um, I think you're just saying this because you want Raza to take accountability So just say the for example right now. I'm saying this carnage to be what? Takes off her top and just start so sick that she when she saw that fire She probably lit that centerpiece on fire just so she could hose it down. Guys, I'm really good at this. So Niem is like, stop dancing around the ocean's bro dude.

Okay, like there's a staggering amount of drama between you. And we gotta get to the bottom of it, okay bro dudes? Oh, so he's like, you know, you can evolve to certain things in my life, friends. And it's not your way. It's not, if it's not your way, you get upset. He's like, you are so right about that, Mike. You didn't stop and you got it, got it.

So Mike says. Yeah, but it's unfair. Yes, but also Mike is a, no, I'm my own man and you're your own man. And that what more reciprocation of that ride or die friendship? Because only I listen, I only have a handful of friends and every time you chip away, it's like breaking a vase and the integrity of

that vase is gone now. Yeah, you can't even fuck the vase anymore, okay? Because you want your penis. Next time you put your dick inside that vase, you're going to get a cut on your dick. That's what you want. And the next thing you know, the vase is sending spoof test messages, okay? It's a telephone. Received.

I would love to be accountable. Whoops, it's Wednesday now, which is a street cleaning day. Please move your mess to the other side of the street. Can we just flush whatever's in the past, that's negative into the toilet, okay? Can we do that? Can we do that? Give it and GG says I'm tired of the drama I keep taking time from home because I've got a baby I've got a baby everyone and I keep like taking time away to walk into this shit and

Neem is like yeah, I have to say something as someone who had my parents were divorced and therefore I get excited to see everyone and then some stupid shit to rails everything and then what happens is I'm not as excited anymore and I'm like this doesn't align with my brand guys. So Gigi who hates drama is like, well I just want to hear where Palina is but I'm afraid like am I even allowed to mention Palina the girl that you've cheated on without getting my head bitten off like am I even allowed to say Palina, the girl that you've cheated on, without getting my head bit mouth. Like, am I even allowed to say Paulina, where's Paulina?

Well, because we're being honest, and I am nothing but honest, I'm always honest. So remember how I said that she's not here, because she's making three different things, givings, okay, and also was invited to the White House, okay. So actually, she doesn't want to come here, okay, because sometimes she and by she, I mean me, me telling her, sometimes what I do is I tick my hand, and I put it it under her jaw and I open it up and down, up and

down, I say, my name is Paulina and I feel like this group doesn't play nice. She always says that. She always says that. Yeah, you know, this group doesn't play nice and they try to sabotage and she's like, what are we sabotaging? And he's like, well, people ask certain questions. Okay, so you're talking about Halloween basically. And then we get clips of everybody just laughing in Mike's face. Yeah, exactly. So he's saying that she, even though he said earlier, she didn't come for one reason. So again, he's lying for the million of time.

Now he's saying, oh, she doesn't come because she feels uncomfortable and people ask questions that may trigger him or her. I'm like, that's not my Pauline didn't come because Mike said don't come. Or Mike got into her brain and was like, these people want to hurt you. They want to hurt you, you better stay home.

Paulina. Yeah. So he calls her. Right, so he gets on the phone and calls her. And he's like, you know what? No, well first, he's like, you know what? No, well first he's like you know what we're disrespected I don't trust everybody and Rezikus she would be here if you'd let her be here He goes later what you're tripping let me hold on

Text you better answer the phone I'm calling you right now you better answer If you guys think I control this woman ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They were asking me why you are not around anymore. Why you're not around anymore. Polyna! And Polyna said, I'm having you. And you know, you're still thinking about monitoring now. Would you say, as I'll be talked about earlier, that there's a level of trust that's been broken Polyna? Ab Thaum. And Jessica's, what was the trust I was broken?

And Gigi says, it's her who broke the trust by giving us all this information from this stupid bullshit, you know? And I say, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh well, it's, Polina's getting worried. Polina's scared. Okay, everyone, we must go. Polina, Polina's scared.

Look, she's crying. She's crying. My phone is crying. It's her tears. Polina tears. All right, Polina, I'm leaving. Hang up the phone now.

I do not control anything she does. And Paulina's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have to go. I have to go. I have to go. Paulina says, yes, I have to go. I have something to say.

So you see Paulina does totally want to be there and tell everybody off. And he's just like, no, no, you're not telling me. He literally tried to cut her off. And let's again, let's, no, you're not telling. He literally tried to cut her off. And let's, again, let's not forget, there was like at least two times where we've seen her, we've seen him tell her in the Uber, not in other words, we get home, not in other word.

Yeah, well, that is to be continued. Mm-hmm. So I guess we'll see next time. What happened? It's been. I know. Thanks see next time. What happened? It's too big. I know. Thanks everyone for listening. We'll be back tomorrow with some below deck med.

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