Watch What Crappens - Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz

Episode Date: September 19, 2018

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Ronnie is becoming your own little fashionista designing all these t-shirts for everyone so yeah you guys just do it it's fun yeah guys come on guys do it yeah it really it really is fun I'm liking it's sincere guys hmm well here we are here we are with a little little. Shaws of sunset. Something that's something that's also fun. Shaws of sunset. I'm going to wait you to say in it's I don't even know what season it is in now. Struggling a little bit I think. Struggling like maybe needs to find its voice again. I don't know. It's voice needs to yell. Okay. That's what his voice needs to do. It's got a voice. But right now it's like, hmm. Yeah. I'm very getting the longy voicey voice. Yeah. Who'd have thought Asa Leething would sort of neuter the entire show.

I was not expecting that. Yeah. What the hell? And we can blame it on that. And I stand by you, Asa and your calf dance, you're crazy. Yeah. You're crazy. Performance art. I miss it. Come back. I know. Asa with your surprisingly beautiful calf dance because Annabelle DeSisto wore one. What did you, I think she wore it to Countess and friends, right? And it looked gorgeous. Yes. So yeah, get back to her. I know. She wore to our crappies. Sorry. She wore it looked gorgeous. Yes. So yeah, get back to your short. I know, short to our crappies. Sorry, short to the crappies.

Sometimes, you know, this show goes up. It's one of those that goes up and down. Sometimes it's the best thing ever. And sometimes it's frustrating as LA traffic, which is how we open. It's just a shot of like cars sitting on a freeway. And I was like, that's a very good way to explain how I feel right now watching this.

Yeah. And also, I have to correct you, Ronnie. Last week, you were really annoyed that there was a shot. The opening credits has Nima standing in front of a chalkboard doing like a beautiful mind kind of math. So this time, I'm like, I want to watch that math. And he wasn't doing math. He was like making a flow chart for like projects and like, you know,

I thought it was like equalsc squared to the power of something else of mathy math math. No, he's just doing, working ways to get eyeballs onto your products, we're going to just explode it, we're going to find that markets energy and just really open it up, we're going to open the kimono on basically what this entire flow is of systems and markets and we're going to build an infrastructure here for your brand to really get eyeballs. I'm a brand guy. I'm a media guy.

A brand apple fool. Sour patch. Did Jorinda join the business? He's got some of Jorinda spit mouth. And I tried to figure out how to introduce it in the right dose Okay, it's gonna take me a second. You guys I feel like I'll just mom the fuck down. I'll get there I feel like his spit mouth is more the front of his mouth in front of his mouth Back to back is back here. Yeah, he's more like a sweet Front yeah, I'm wonder front of his mouth. Yeah, but since I'm already sweet little like mom's in front of the front. Yeah, I'm more in the

front of his mouth. Yeah. But since I'm already gay, when I start doing the boy with like that, people think I'm doing a gazing. I'm not really trying to do a gazing. I think it's like a mix of Bobby from below deck and cool. Well, we have a problem. As we say before, we have many, we have

like a few sort of spectrums of voices and anything that's like in between a spectrum just can't last along the four which is joins the Christian spectrum, which is the, or the, that's our main spectrum actually. We have others, but that's our main spectrum. The Christian spectrum? Yeah, it's like Megan King Edmonds,

Christian, Leon Locke, and sort of on there a little bit. No, how dare you? Well Kristen, Leon Locke, and sort of on there a little bit. No, how dare you? Well, because Leon Locke, like, Kristen's like seriously, seriously, and Leon Locke is like, seriously, seriously? He's just sort of like on one part of it, like a more southern, you know. And we have like the Craig spectrum, which is like, um, and then Tom Tandovall, like, dude, and Craig is like, dude, so. So there you go. And this is our, um, this is our Dorenda spectrum. This is our Dorenda Bobby spectrum, okay?

You're going to find this. Turks little peaked behind the curtain. Um, anyway, so this episode opens up with Gigi showing up at a jewelry shop where there's a jeweler named Aida and she's like looking at Gigi's wedding ring from Shalom and she's like, oh wow, beautiful ring, big shape, big shape. I just wrote Mike's mom is a jeweler now So Gigi's like um part of me wants to reset it and make it look not so engagement You know Gigi's just always cracking up at herself like yeah mouth opens wide enough to take in like a squirrel like really wide

And she's just always cracking herself up. Um, so Gigi's like, um, you know how hard it is to be married when you're not ready? I'm, I'm just waiting for everybody out there to really feel something for Gigi right now. Yeah. I'm like, I'm watching Game of Thrones. I am actually very, very well aware of what that's like. So, um, that's what I tell my mom. Yeah. Mom, you know what? Like getting buried right away is not really what I need. The sand of all spectrum. Yeah. Yeah. Serving is full on sand of all. He, first of all, he shows up in a Ferrari. Serving, why are you doing this to me? Like, I,

I love you, Serving. You're my favorite on this show. And you are just, you can't stop doing duchy things. Like, please, you don't show up, just show up in like a Lexus or something. Like you can flunch or well, but like the Ferrari thing, the giant construction vehicle you've been showing up in lately. Like we don't need this, the man bun. Just be the churve that we know and love. Be musely and sure, that's all we want.

Well, hasn't he always been like this? Yeah, but it's gotten badly late. But he never had the man bun before before except I think last season it started to show up. I mean, he's had this, but like, it's really badly and I just I just I want Shervin. I want I want I want him to lead with his heart and not his Ferrari. So Gigi's like, well, back on the single train. So Gigi's like, well, back on the single train. TITUBEAT! Another news, a train has derailed somewhere in Gigi land.

No survivors. So one thing I've always heard is don't let Ieato walk to the back with your ring, okay? Because it will change out the ring and then be like, this is fake. But I guess they can trust Ieeta because she's like, called my people you want to know how much it is and Gigi's like I hope it's not as fake as his asses that was a good one Gigi that was good that was funny. That was really good. That was he's just like I'm sorry to try to control. Yeah. What I should have did GG. It is $165,000 at ring. Now I don't buy this for one second. Neither can do it. It's too offensive. Bullshit. Yeah. So long did not spend that much money. He didn't even have that much money. How could he have spent this much money? And didn't they didn't he go get this ring at one of

the Shaw's friends places in New York? Oh yeah. Yeah. It was like the the Shaw's version of Kyle Chan, like the jeweler of Shaw of Vanitypom rules. Yeah. So I'm not buying this. Yeah. But uh, servants like, what? He didn't get it out of the cracker Jack box. Jeesh. Jeesh. Man, I need to say don't give it back. That's what I say. Classic aida. I'm not at everyone. Classic aida.

That's why the queen says kiss the ring or is that the pope? Classic. And then Shervin gets a hooker joke in there. He's like, okay, she's got a ring. Or is that the pope? Oh, classic. And then Jordan gets a hooker joke in there. He's like, okay, she's got to breakfast at Tiffany's tomorrow. Still haven't seen it. I'm sorry. I don't get the room. It's a hooker story. It's a hooker. Okay. That's all you need to know. That's, that's okay. So now we go to MJ and Tommy, showing up at couples therapy. They, they, I didn't catch the therapist name, but she's just sort of like this, she's this homely woman, which doesn't really bear anything on anything.

Oh, God, that's really her. I want to paint the scene. I want to paint the scene. She's homely. She's a homely therapist. And she has a poster up that says, kindness changes everything. I'm like, bitch, you are on the wrong show.

There is no such thing as kindness on Shah's a sunset Yeah, it changes nothing on this show. That's for the answer Her name by the way for anybody wondering is Nizila Miki couples them based And Tommy come in now we're at that point in our relationship with Tommy where he's just stopped pretending and he's just gonna be who Of the fuck he wants to be yeah, it's like he forgot who he's just gonna be who of the fuck he wants to be. Yeah, it's like he forgot who he is just like for He just got into life, Wapar Jr. By Wapar Jr. You know like everything is like what happens in between my Burger King trips, okay? MJ tells us when me and Tommy disagree are so powerless and empty what tools do I need my toolbox is empty? powerless and empty what tools do I need my toolbox is empty oh I'm yeah why you don't have tools in your toolbox is it a champion toolbox scary video just

probably went in the middle of the night found her toolbox and emptied it out into the garden yeah no she find out but yeah so MJ basically doesn't like one time a else so is yelling and she's like you you know, like going to therapy, it's like, you know, when you go there, like, you know, when you go to the doctor, you have to like give a urine sample and then they are going to find, they're going to diagnose you because they can figure out everything out from your own sample and that's basically what I'm doing. I'm like, so your emotional experience is basically your own sample.

Yeah, we're like, what a weird, what a weird analogy. And then we cut back into Tommy's being in a plant. Oh, I get it now. I get it. So she tells the doctor, I want him to feel love and adored, but they're just, he yells a lot when he communicates. And I would rather have a calm conversation. So the entire street doesn't hear us.

And then Tommy, now this is a point in therapy where you try and manipulate the therapist. You know, like, I don't know what she's talking about. But of course Tommy's like, she's just like a mother yelling, picking, picking, I can only handle so much of the shit. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, basically he's like,

no, what she asked me to do is something I do it, but we don't find do it exactly when she wants me to do it. It's like, the world was really, I can't do it when it go mess. Well, there is this thing called assertive communication. For example, when there are clothes on the floor, and she's like, yeah, I want positive. I don't want to make them upset.

I'm like, geez. She's like, that would upset positive. I don't want to make him upset She's like that would upset me if there were clothes on the floor You know what I still love you babe. I love you. It's you and me to was dirt Okay, you and me to like cover us with dad with just like a big pile of dirt with more dirt on it I just want to be dirt with you You're already to was dirt, okay? You and me to like cover us with that. We're just like a big pile of dirt with more dirt on it. I just want to be done with you. You're already covered in dirt. I know. I know. Watch your feet.

So now we go to Resa's condo where like Resa's like sitting down like, I'm sitting down and have a relaxing moment. And hey, bitch, stop trying to be on my carpet. Because like Miss Moo is like about to pee everywhere and Resist like that blind bitch is going to go to bris to for cat to learn where the bathroom is Bitch get a fine with a pee like mother fuckers be like I'm gonna be on this carpet I'm like bitch you can't be there. That's like so Persian cat to be like I want a pee in a toilet and white cats are like

I'm gonna be in the carpet am I right am I right and he always does things like he's blaming Adam for it he's like honey she was about to pee right there again I would blame Adam for it because Adam's probably like no we can't give her a litter box because she needs to feel like she can pee wherever she wants you can't feel isolated in the litter box I box because she needs to feel like she can pee wherever she wants. You can't feel isolated in the litter box. I don't want her to feel like she's littered. And when you get somebody a litter box, you're telling them to go in there. And I don't want her to feel bad. Okay.

We don't do that to one of our babies. Why don't we have babies? So, Res is like, so, this is the most awkward dinner ever. They're just like, you can hear their mouth noises. Yeah. And Res is like so What's up with your conversion and Adam's like well coming this Thursday. I'm a two Okay, coming Thursday Thursday Thursday Adam Jewish Jewish Jewish. Okay, get your tickets

And and Res is just like that's great. I'm like, excuse me, he is literally like converting religions for you. And you're like, oh, cool. That's nice. That's a little proud of you. Hi, Bimes. Hi, Jewish vibes. Now Adam is like, just because Resa is half a Jew, that's not the reason why I wanted to convert to Judaism. And then they they show where they're talking to the rabbi and he's like, now I don't have to be Jewish to raise my kid Judaism right? That's like Jewish. Yeah. He's like, you don't have to but it makes it more complete and everything and I'm like, okay, cool. So, so then Adam's like,'s like he's like so when is the baby going to come? When when's it when are we gonna do that? And Res is like well that's up to you. You decide when you're ready to pay for it. Okay, because you only make 95 money whereas I make big boy money. Okay. So he's such an

asshole. This guy really is such a prick and the Adam is just doing everything He can to like skirt these rules. He's a little not skirt them, but you know like stay within the lines He's like, um, well, I'm meeting my Jewish goal. Just like I'm motivated to meet my baby goal. Oh god So yeah, it's like what's this? Roses throwing him through all these hoops. Yeah, he just doesn't want to have a baby, dude. Yeah, exactly. He does not want to have, and you know what? He had said that all along, but like the thing is that like,

Resa is an asshole and he's manipulative and he's passive aggressive and this whole thing where he basically spent all this money so that he wouldn't have to pay his half of the of the baby just yet and therefore to delay it is like really, it's like, that's some shifty ass stuff. But Adam is also, he is like, like, pestering and like nagging and all that. So they're both kind of creating a toxic environment about all this stuff because Adam, who later on is like,

I don't pressure you. Like you were literally converting to Judaism for the baby. That is inherently a major, major pressure on Teresa. Well, I mean, yeah, yeah, I guess I just these two, I just don't ever want this in my life. You know what I mean? It just makes me feel like no, like if I'm married, some dude, and he is like, well, save up for your part of the baby. And then we'll talk about it. Fuck you. You better pay for my baby. You better pay for my baby over Resa Gold. Well, I mean, the thing is that like, would you, I mean, listen, like,

Resa doesn't want a baby. He's made it clear. He doesn't really want the baby. And now you're going to, you want Resa to pay for the whole thing. It's like, hmm, I don't know. I think I think I think resa, I think Resa's whole thing? It's like, hmm, I don't know. I think Residue's entitled to say, okay, I'll pay for half and you pay for half. I think that's fair.

Although really, if you're a man, although technically, I feel like one's you're in a marriage, it should be sort of like a blind but bank account. It's like, yeah, and you do help out. I do say that when you're in in a relationship like a good relationship like If you're earning more money than your partner, but you have a common goal. It's like it is It's like common family money, so it's yeah, this isn't just dating. They're married

So whatever but you know Adams is huge pussy. So any else was a neckbeard. So I don't know who's on him on So he's like teamwork makes the dream work when it comes to baby. But Adam needs to afford the dream work that's a huge studio. So Russ is like, well, I might be 50 by the time he can afford a baby, but I won't look at though, because I have shampoo with champagne.

And worst case scenario, if things get really ever bad, I can always pawn off my $15,000 emerald, which is completely flawless. Then the cat jumps up on the table and he goes, you've got a lot of nerve, bitch! Bitch be like I'm on the table now. That's so Persian. So now we go over to Doc Wiler State Park or Beach or whatever. And we see driven, driven like giant Jeep arrive and like a little like rope ladder

flings out from the side door and like Gigi comes out and repels down down to the ground on the road. So they're there because I have to fire they have to jump over these fires because of this new year thing right. So she tells us yeah yeah she tells us this story that in the 70s her mom and dad were the first people in Marina Del Rey which I'm sure she meant Persians to jump over a fire. She's like they're the first in Marina Del Rey and I just like to think of Gigi's people like coming the first in Marina Del Rey. And I just like to think of Gigi's people

like coming in and settling Marina Del Rey. Yeah, exactly. And then basically, I forgot what the name of this, this sort of ceremony is or part of the narrative thing it is. But her parents would invite people, they made a fire pit on the beach, and their parents would invite people and every year is more and more Persians

to the point where they redesigned and re-zoned the beach and their parents would invite people and every year is more and more Persians to the point where the like the they redesigned and re-zoned the beach to have fire pits and she's like it's just amazing like it's just so great seeing like what my parents did I'm like that's a nice story but why do I feel like it's not true? Yeah this is bullshit. I feel like this is total bullshit too. You guys are like pioneers in fire pits. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like in the 70s, if there were Persians starting fire pits and jumping them over at the beach,

they would have been in jail. I don't think they would have made like a good deal. Yeah, I feel like they probably have a wee eye rant. She's like, and because of my family, we have now filled in all the potholes on the street. Like, well, all the potholes have not been filled in. And no, I think that was just a general, like civil engineering sort of situation.

I heard some of the same stories about her. Our daughter was the first person ever to try and stab her a sister in the face in America. Oh. Oh. Oh. So Neema arrives. He's like, wow, wow! I've never done over a buyer.

This is crazy. Is there some more for me to wipe my feet? This is crazy. Growing up my parents wouldn't let me touch San. They wanted me to be as far away from San as possible, but now I can walk in San. So this is just like, I feel like I'm gaining a lot of new brothers'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy.

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Okay, you could be like a snail and you'll be okay you'll know when they give you a bulletproof vest that you've been accepted into the family okay I think they're just happy for anyone to to marry their daughter at this point so Mike gives us our history lesson he's like I brought Morgan because she's half Persian and Muslim. And you know, I'm here because it's a national holiday for our culture, not our religion. So I can still jump over the fire, OK? This dates back to back before Judaism and Christianity.

Yeah. You know, what's good about what's great about this holiday is it doesn't matter if you're Jew or Persian or Islamic. Like you can still show up with a girl who looks like an American dog playstyle and No one will judge you So back to a resus new house the cops are there Yes, oh god, what did the cat do now the cat just finally got sick of rest of shit look scratch just face off or something But no, it's just a bunch of stuff boxes from guilt that have been open

Yeah, and I love that he shops boxes from guilt that have been open. And I love that he shops only at guilt when he's going to Adam. Yeah, I'm like, he's like all my favorite keepsakes and most precious things from Bob Springs have been rubbed. I'm like, it's a sign. It's like, I'm sorry that your golden Chachki Candolabra was stolen. I think it's probably worse for the robber who's like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna buy that car and I'm gonna sell all this shit I just robbed. Oh, it's worth 45 cents, never mind.

Yeah, I'm sorry your Benny Hanna, you know, collection of keepsake cups were stolen, but you'll survive this. Yeah, exactly. Of course, it's so dramatic. He's like, I cannot describe how weird it is to walk into your own property. And to know someone was trading it like a store. It can't be happening. It can't be real. It actually does suck.

It actually really really suck. It does, but he's acting like he's on like a lifetime movie, you know. It can't be real. I have been violated. It's like like a garage. Yeah. Yeah. Get a security. If you're gonna put all that stuff in there, get a security camera. But I like even the robbers were like, I fuck most of this stuff. They're like, I don't know how, like, it's a box full of broaches. What are we supposed to do with this?

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going to put all my stuff in the fire and all the Mike's like, I'm going to put all my stuff anger into the fire and like all the disappointments for my mother and you know, all my baby shoes in the fire and I'm just gonna jump over it right now. So he just like jumps over it. Oh yeah, Mike who's just selfless, you know. He's like, oh, you know, I just want to, I want to stop being so hard on myself.

Could you name one time please? Were you ever been hard on yourself or blame yourself for anything? Morgan, I'm surprised Morgan didn't just like explode into like a column of flames, just like everything on her like her hair or everything just like lights up, but she makes it over okay. She just seems very flammable. She just reads as flammable. That's what I'm saying. She really does. She reads like do not get this too close to the stove. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like she is made of scary chemicals. Yeah. And then Nima, of course, the men on this show, seriously. Some of the worst on Bravo, and that's saying something. Nima gets up there and he's like, I have to learn to accept the certain relationships have run their course. Fuck you!

So now you're on national TV embarrassing that bitch again. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Um, and then Gigi puts her marriage license in the fire. She's like, it is officially over. I mean, I'm not forgetting my time with that person. I'm just saying I'm ready to move on. I'm like, so are we. Do we have to keep talking about this? Yeah, just one more montage of him threatening

to murder camera men. That would be fine. Yeah. It's like, remember last season when interesting things were happening? Yeah. Yeah. And then, of course, she's keeping the ring, which you go girl. Yeah. No, she should. I mean, what? I mean, you're gonna take it to IEDA and then get a Give you know get rid of that ring even IEDA says keep it. So, you know, yeah. So next up Nina and Mona arrived someplace else. Oh, I guess it's like GG Shervin destiny and Nima go to a restaurant. Oh, Yeah, Destiny had some moment at the fire pit, but it was like whatever. So yeah, they go to a restaurant and it's kind of funny because There was clearly like a DJ set up there and he had like a laser disco balls of this entire scene They had like lasers on their face

But so version restaurant by the way also Russian The restaurant by my house does that all the time. It's like can we eat it's there's no DJ There's no setup. It's just those laser stars in your face. Exactly. And production clearly told the DJ, you can't play music while they're eating because we have to shoot the scene. So they just had like flashing laser lights,

but no music. It's just awkward. I think that's just how it is. I'll let you anything. It's like that all the time, because that's how the Russian restaurant is. I feel like I'm a cat that they're just trying to fuck with at all times. We're an airplane. And then Destiny is like, I mean, everyone knows, every good Persian knows the best food is at someone's house. But there's also nothing better

than going to a restaurant and they have that great Persian food and like you're all eating it and they serve you food. I'm like, yeah, that's how restaurants work. Oh, well, you don't get disco lights as you eat at home. So that's true. You don't get retina damage at home. So I'm not sure with Miss Mew. They all start talking. She's like, I've been dealing with things really heavy on my chest because my

father wasn't around. So I have as a woman I need closure. Okay, this is the second show this week with this storyline. I need it, Dad. I'm sick of it. Sick of the storyline. I've had it. Yeah, yeah, enough. Enough. So, yes, she's just trying to like wedge in some sort of storyline here. She needs closure about her dad. I mean, obviously, like her backstory is like super sad, but it's like, they're all like happy new year, happy new year. My dad's missing.

It's like, oh, my. He was like, well, we're all a product of immigrants who are cut off. We all have this bond. And I feel that pain right here. I mean, put this hands like right under his chest cage or his rib cage, he's like, right here. I mean put this hands like right under his chest cage or his rib cage is like right here. The only way that I could ever get over this pain is if I just give into my desires and finally have sex with my sister. And I think today is gonna be the

day that I do it. And Destiny's like I hired a PI and then they show a clip of them talking to Monique private. I Just like I appreciate the info you gave me I get back to you soon. I was like this is Vita Oh, I'm like can we please just watch Monique? I just I just want cameras to follow Monique PI to destiny Yeah, because you know it's gonna be like her putting on mustaches and being like, I'm man, I'm man. Do you know where? Do you know our father of Destiny is? I am man.

I am man who sells merchants. Like what? We sit now. We take break for ping pong. So Destiny's like, um, is now it's like, I need to experience this time with my friends. And then they dance. Yeah. And that's like, yeah, dance. Yeah, and then they dance and they tell me.

Oh yeah, good. No, she's just like dancing is this really fun thing when music plays and you move your body and that's what dancing looks like. So Reza's condo. He's wrapping things in prosciutto. Yeah. And as usual, it's so much food. So this is the person who you're thinking. And there's all these rules on stuff

You have to have around the house. It's like this will be the end cat Why me you know why me neckbeard twink a 20,000 dollar throw blanket from airman So he's making something I'm probably saying incorrectly because I didn't read down but I think it's called the Havzene, the Havzene, Havzene or something like that, which is kind of like a, as they said, it was like a menor that have seen have actually really look it up before I started calling it have seen. But so it has all these things on it, these sort of symbolic ceremonial things and apparently one of the things that has our goldfish in like a goblet and they're our goldfish.

Already we're like, we're not doing this. We're just very, we're done done. It was probably terrified when Resa bent down and was like, you're listening here, bitch. I'm sorry. I spent the entire goldfish food budget on shampoo. I was just trying to get the goldfish to go and they litter box. Goldfish are like, we got sick of Adam asking us for babies. So we just decided to do a joint suicide. Yeah, Adam asked us for eggs.

So. So Resa does, like, it was kind of funny because they were doing like a, like, when they were like flushing the goldfish down the toilet. Resa was like, Ruhatah adonoy, Luhayni meh al-Halam, Ruhayah, Ruhay Peri,

Hagafin, which is as he said, the prayer for wine. And then he's like, the reason I'm doing the prayer for wine is because bitch doesn't know any other prayers. Like, I actually laughed. I was like, Ha, I'm Jewish.

So Gigi's condo is like competing party. Now's Gigi's party, and her dad's taking pictures and she's like, my first nariz! So basically she explains this thing again. And she's like, everything has to be new at these. So I'm in camel proof, new underwear for these tight jeans that are also new. So then Mona and Nima are having their own party with their parents. And Nima's like, I went home a while ago,

and I got everything and dad wants to help. God, I feel inherently nervous around my dad. He's an intellectual, and I think he said, he thinks I settled for last. Oh, he really doesn't like, oh, no. I'm like, oh God, you're gonna have daddy issues too. Yeah, you're boring enough without your daddy issues. So it's like 9 a.m. and I'm like, gosh, gosh, this is really early for a party to start, but we learned that I guess with Navru's, it's basically on like a runtime.

So like if you're in LA, guess what? You're partying at 9 a.m. which I'm actually like, I'm fascinated by, like I'm sort of into the idea of like a breakfast celebration, you know. Hi, it's called Sunday, fun day, Succa. Yeah, that's true. So, so MJ and Vita come over to resa's condo and then Adam like they're coming in and I'm like Martini Martini which they so they have a dog and every time the dog shows up It says Marty a.k.a Teenie and I was like of course Adam calls on martini like like two different nicknames

Yeah, of course he's like martini. I'm like you have two different nicknames to choose from Marty or Teenie And of course you'd say martini of course Adam does's like martini. I'm like, you have two different nicknames to choose from. Marty or teeny and of course, you'd say martini. Of course, Adam does that. Martini Adam Farahan. I'm on your right now. Come here, right? Is this how you're going to act once you have a baby brother and baby sister, which will be very soon.

Martini, man, have one of your eggs, please. It's just right to get eggs from all the pets now. Yeah. So beta starts going up to the half-scene. I looked it up. It's half HAFT, S-I-N, half-scene. So Vita is like half-scene inspector general and she's like, with before New Year, let's check. Okay. One, two, two yes apple yes table yes make fair twinkies five six seven yes one thing you don't have ping pong

ping pong so then I was like Vida fucking V. And Vida's like very traditional goldfish. And this is like, God, she just had to shit on my ass too. Yeah. Is that how you're gonna treat our baby, Raza? Just gonna throw them down the toilet like goldfish. Oh, now you too.

Maybe because you keep doing the prayer for wine is why we can't save up enough money for goldfish. Goldfish. And because you keep clogging up the toilet with our dead goldfish, we're spending so much on plumbing that we can't afford a child. So then Mike and Mona arrive, you know, I have to say, or whatever, I have to say, I'm really impressed with how Mike is not just a total misogynist. He's also just a total dick to the gay boyfriend. You know, I mean, you know, it's nice to see such a broad spectrum. Yeah, it is nice. Yeah.

So they all sit down and everyone's like, apparently Sue, Mike's mother is going to be having like an hour's party in the evening. And so they're like, so is Morgan going to be at Mike's at Sue's party tonight and Morgan's like, um, Michael. So she basically does the martini trick on Mike because she's like, Michael and Morgan's like um Michael so she basically does the martini trick on Mike because she's like Michael and he's like we're not there yet we're not there yet which is so condescending like it is so fucking condescending I'm sorry yeah and even Vita's like but that's friend that's friend and he's like my mom doesn't have friends okay she's gonna walk into the lion stand and my

mom is a lion listen Morgan maybe composed of like biodegradable parts that will never biodegrade But she still deserves like respect and to bring her to your mom's you're dating her It's been like a year and a half you bring her to now, Ruse, okay? Yeah, at least leave her in the car like you did when you met up with your brothers the other day It's like how many candles are gonna to be at your mom's party? Why are you so afraid to bring Morgan? They're going to just start posting flyers of Morgan all over town. People infuriated that somebody's left a Morgan in the car.

That is a very hot day. Stop leaving your Morgan for the car. So like I was watching TV last night and they took a car and they just crashed two morgans into a wall So resists like speaking of your mother being horrible and mind being wonderful I bought my wonderful mother and Emerald to be said and so he starts passing it around and really goes colors to bright So he starts passing it around and being like, it goes, colors to bright. Yes. It's an emerald that's $15,000. And it's in like a little box, okay?

And everyone's looking at it and I was like, ooh, so Adam takes the emerald out of the little box and immediately drops it on the ground. And I guess it probably hit the coffee table or something because a corner of it broke off. Oh my god. No, you ruined it. You can't glue an emerald back together. Now it is missing 25% of itself at home.

Some of the things you do sometimes just boggle my mind. Oh no, fuck this guy. He starts that, he has something before that because Adam says, off back that and he's like you can't afford to Fuck you dude. My god. It isn't it is a fuck you but at the same time also fuck you Adam. What are you thinking like? You know what he was thinking he's Adam he was taking it off to be like oh my god This is the most beautiful. I'm all that very thing like have a light chat He was taking it off to kiss resza's ass in front of everybody. And then Reza takes time.

You know, I'm sure it wasn't great to have an Emerald dropped on the floor, but you need to emotionally abuse your husband in front of everybody as usual. But you know what, I am not gonna argue with you that Reza is a dick and is emotionally abusive. That is a given. I get that.

But Adam, of course, he's the one who like, like, you make something nice and he emotionally abusive. That is a given. I get that. But Adam, of course, he's the one who'd like, like you make something nice and he breaks it. Like, regardless of what you think of Resa, and he's still a $15,000 emerald that Adam just broke, okay? And like, it's like, you know, Adam, like, oh my God, Gigi scratched me on the neck. It's like, oh, Adam, like he's, sometimes Adam.

Gigi did scratch him on the neck. Yeah, but he acted like he was mauled by a lion, which I guess you can make a case for. But the thing is that, I don't know, sometimes Adam, because it's like, I feel like he winds a lot and he makes all these demands all the time. Like, I want this, I want this, I want this. And then like, he breaks an emerald, you know?

This is what we can't have nice things. No, I'm the reason we can't have nice things and that's why I will not be on Resid's side because I am the person to drop the emerald. To be like, oh no, that's me. So when you yell it out, I'm, you're yelling at me, man. No, and I'm the Resid who is like,

I just researched this, I have looked this up, I found the best jeweler, I found the best stone, I put in all this effort and I saved up my money and I made a best jeweler, I found the best stone, I put in all this effort and I saved up my money and I made a little emerald, I got an emerald made and it's perfect and here it is in a box, I'm clearly passing around to you in a box because that's how I want to pass round and then you just opened it up and you just broke my emerald Ronnie and so now I'm pissed. Yeah, but you wouldn't yell at me in front of people or treat me like sitting in front of

people. That's true, I would probably be like no, no, it's fine. It's fine. Totally, it's totally fine. I would hope not because I'm the Adam who will break the emerald, but I'm not the Adam who will just sit there and get treated like shit. I will slit rather, he's lucky to still have eyes in his socket. I'm poking both out. He talked to me like that in front of friend. No, well, because I and I internalize, so I would just be like, no, it's totally fine. Like it's fine. It's still, it's, it's fine. Now it'd be livid. Lived it inside, which you know, we'll put on the trainways. Yeah. And then Mike up for us later. And then Mike, of course, you, Mike is the one who's a real jerk.

He's like, next time, if it's in there, it's in there for a reason. Don't open it. It's like, shut up, Mike. Next time if you're, like next time if it's in there, it's in there for a reason. Don't open it. It's like shut up, Mike Next time if you're next time if you're balding you're balding for a reason don't get don't get Next time your face is one color you don't need to buy makeup to make it a different color Also, aren't the one who's hit like two separate cars in the past week Yeah, next time if it's parked it it's parked. Don't drive into it. Hey, next time you're married, you're married for a reason. Don't cheat on it.

Yeah, Mike's a piece of shit. I'm like, what an asshole. Hey, next time you have a commercial real estate license, you have it for a reason. Don't go into baby shoe design. Yeah, abuse your own fucking spout or your own part. Just going right in on it. Just going to go.

It doesn't just. I just wrote, Adam needs to run, but he never will. What a pussy I can't even root for him. Spout or your own part is going right in on him just go I just wrote Adam needs to run but he never will what a pussy. I can't even root for him That's what my nose says. I don't know. I was I was definitely Fuming when Adam did that honestly saw this is at least he saw the karma because you know God watch this Bravo when sit like this happens Because he's like I deceived my husband and spent 500 grant and boom a bitch gets robbed I get an emerald. I don't tell my husband and boom he breaks it. It's person do you why is the goldfish dead? The goldfish thoughts future so yeah, I mean I write and then my Tidest stone around itself

So, um, yeah, it had made a right. And then Mike. It's like, there's tidest stone around itself. Yeah. Mike's like, let's leave out the negativity last year. Now, last year's all the negativity. I'm like, damn, Raz, you really messed this up because you should have told Red Adam about the investment like 20 minutes ago and then be like, Oh, well, that was last year. Negativity is over.

It can't be mad at him. Yeah, Mike's just reiterating this over and over again so he can get away without paying for those fucking cars. He hit oh, sorry man. That was last year, so Yeah, negative news last year I jumped over flames so fictional cars So now we go to Su's house. It's nighttime everyone's showing up everyone's bearing gift Someone someone bought Su a soda stream which made me laugh for some reason because you just know she's like why do why do I need soda stream what I'm too poor to get my own soda I have to make my own soda now some shitty off-brand soda did you notice on the way out when everybody's leaving you know like five thank you thank you Mike tells Adam good luck

later sam sorry you know it's one thing for us to weigh in with our ass nine opinions because we're podcasters and we have nothing better to do, but you're actually like, you're just being condescent. You're in that friend group. You're just being condescending within your friend group and that's not cool. Like, we don't have your boyfriend. Fuck off. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. What would you do if someone went up to you and said, hey, say sorry to Jessica. You'd be like, no, this is my business. I'm a man, I'm gonna handle my own business. Well, actually, they did do that. And that was his reaction. So there we go. Oh, there we go.

Okay, yeah, so sorry, back over at Mike's mom's house. So Vida comes in and she's like, hello, hello, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Vita is like inspecting and resin micro sitting like right behind her right there and they're just sort of laughing They're like she only has one mode and my goes yeah evil Which I thought was really funny, and I just love that they just say right right there what in front of her face She's like, thank you. Thank you, Mike Thank you, Maggie June So GG's house Destiny and serving and GG are all at their party Mona me what who did I say?

You said Destiny in Shervena, I was just filling out the same. I was filling out the same. I was like, where are we? But it's still the same thing going on over there now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Computing, competing now-roos parties. Yeah, so the gate comes out and red-tights and does dances for $2 bills and stuff.

It's Haji Farouz. He's the Santa of now-roos. Yes, and this is where Nima's like, oh my god, this culture is so inclusive. Like, we're brothers now. I'm like, God, Nima's that fucking obnoxious busboy who comes and then starts like on his first day of work starts being like, oh my god, we're family. No, we're not. Okay. He's the one happened to be scheduled on the same shift. Now fucking take a bread refill, the table seven. He's the waiter who kneels at your table to take the order or he's the one happened to be scheduled on the same shift now fucking takes take a bread refill the table seven He's the waiter who kneels at your table to take the order or he is the one who's like you're like so what's popular

He's like oh well my personal favorite is this one. I love the the cornmeal crusted salmon. That's a delicious one another one That's really good is the steak with pepper jack cheese on it. That's really delicious People like the lobster. I don't know, I don't like lobster, but people say that it's good. So I think that's good. I think also the salad with cauliflower and shrimp. That's a good one.

You're like, okay, you're not helping. You're just now just listing things. Yeah. More weight, less talk talk. Okay. So over at the other house, Mike is asking MJ about the wedding and stuff and they're talking about her Bachelor of Party in Vegas and Vita's like I am going to shape a run this party. They're like oh hell no Like we're going to get drunk. What is this drunk? What is this?

Yeah, and the good you know what that what that means? That she says over drunk. And he's like, no, it's crazy and drunk together. Like she was right. Crazy drunk. And also right before this, we should mention that the two Namo's parties face time to each other and like, happy Namo's, happy New Year, everything. Like, hey Mike, where's Morgan? Where's Morgan? Where's Morgan?

He's like, call this connected. So then she said. I think it's funny that she destiny said it that way because she said, uh, Reza, where's the other one? Oh, no, no, no. No, because now, yeah, Nima got on there. It's just like, he just said, I'm sorry, I was reading that. No, no, no, because the party, like, they literally said, where's Morgan? Where's Morgan? And then they just like hung up. Mike's party will hung up. So then destiny calls up and she's like, hey, so Reza, like, where's the other one? Where's the other one?

And Reza's like, she's not invited. Hi. Is that hilarious? Well, in my family, my great aunts would refer to my aunts' wife. They were taking care of my aunts until they passed away. And she would always go, where's the other one,

meeting the wife? Which is so rude and it would always crack us up. So I was cracking up. It's like, where's the other one? Where's the other one? Unfortunately, Morgan couldn't make it tonight because she was at the movie premiere of Anabel where she played Anabel. Unfortunately, someone needed swiffer, swiffer, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know, I don't know. So um, that one got away from me. I thought it was cracking. I thought it was hilarious that they were speaking their language like it's like the secret language that no one else knows. Like, uh.

And Destiny's like, where's Mark? I feel so bad. Where is she? It's like, okay, Destiny. I don't really, I mean, Destiny seems nice and fun But I don't really know what she's bringing to the show just yet. That's I'm figuring that out still Yeah, she cracks me up. I like when she judges people and like yeah Yeah, judging is great on this show and I wish there was more of it

So speaking of which now Rabbi Mike has emerged and he's like everyone I've been to a lot this year., I've been to a lot this year, we've all been to a lot this year, but we've all come together to have an alibi for me, for where I was when I hit SideSwipe those five cars. LAUGHTER Jay, I commend you for how strong you've been. It's been a tough year for you,

and you've only had three chocolate croissants. I'm impressed by you. LAUGHTER Oh, I'm excited for next year. You're married. Thanks for being my friend. Cheers to Shams. So in the hospital, oh, so the baby making place, the baby store. Reset shows up wearing this tight silk camo jacket and I just can't. Like, why would you want to have a baby with this man? Why? I didn't, I didn't even notice. I just was like, okay, it's another medical. This show spends a lot of time in medical facilities. Over the years, that would say 60% of the scenes have taken place in a waiting room or in a doctor's office. A lot of time.

So that's why every parent wants their child to be a doctor. Cause that's all persons do on this shows go to the doctor. Yeah, apparently. So Resin Adam, they're going to talk to an egg donor rep and Res is like, well, since we're going to see the egg donor rep, I just assumed that Adam has the money to pay for it. I'm just going to assume that because that was the deal. And I'm not going to ask, I'm going gonna assume that because that was the deal and I'm not gonna ask I'm

gonna wait until he's humiliated on camera. This bitch ain't cutting a check, bothering this bitch ain't giving them a Rolex, okay? It is not being paid for by this one. Bitch be like getting involved in shampoo and conditioner, that's what a bitch be doing right now Think can I have a baby that's grown with champagne? No With this baby be investing in my shampoo as well Will this baby have bed head? Will this baby be better driver than Mike most certainly So Dr. Parham Zahal comes out and he's got alcohol in his office and they're cracking

up with him. He's like, oh, you know, in case it is stressful. Have you considered your egg donor? And rest is like, we want a Caucasian. And we want it to be a boy and a girl. They will be carried and there will be one from each of us because I am half Persian and he is Caucasian. So if a Caucasian woman is the closest I will get to having a natural baby with Adam.

What? No, basically he's saying that he's Persian, Adam is white, if like, it would be a half Persian baby. So they want to have a white egg that way resives in. But then what about Adam's baby? It's just going to be white white. Well, I don't understand. They should have like a Persian egg. So that way, it could be like Adams, see him in. Adams sperm. Would could be with a Persian egg. And then resas sperm could be with a white egg. But you get a discount for the second egg. So maybe you just have to use the same person. Confused. I don't know. I don't know. It's funny that Adam is being represented by the egg. So maybe you just have to use the same person? Confused. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm confused by a lot of it. It's funny that Adam is being represented by the egg. Like like, like we, it's like, okay, we see where, where rest I has placed you in the relationship. You're the egg. So, um, so then the cost is going to be $125,000, but if there would be twins, it would be up to $15,000.

And there would be just more and more expenses. It's just going to be a big, old, expensive mess. So Adam's like, well, it would be expensive. And Rasa is like, well, do you have the money for this expensive endeavor that surely you've been saving up for with your 9-5 regular-person salary? Not at that moment. Well, do you have some of it? Half of it?

A little bit of it? The percentage of it the percentage of it how much how much of my mother okay? My mother's star emerald was $15,000 how many of my mother's emeralds have you broken today? I'm sure that if we are $15,000 short we can just pawn my emerald and oh I forgot Sad Adam's like well I don't have half yet and he's like well I feel really dirty for writing a check my stomach is in knots I am afraid of my husband yeah Hurricane Adam coming on through ain't nobody afraid to add him It's like a it's like a gentle mist, but it's like a mist that like doesn't he's like a San Francisco fog It's like oh look at that fog. Oh, oh, it's kind of cold I wish can wish we're sunnier today. I feel like that fog is always coming in. Why do we always have this fog?

I just want a sunny goddamn day for once So Reza has tried fighting with Adam in a restaurant, Adam will fight with him at a restaurant. He's tried just surprising Adam with news at a bachelor party on stage, thinking Adam won't yell at him on stage and Adam heckled him and then stormed out. So now he's going to try it in a doctor's office. Yeah, surely he can't yell at me there. So he's like, okay, he's been $500,000 on shampoo.

Sorry. Yeah. And he's like, okay, it's been $500,000 on shampoo. Sorry. Yeah. And now I'm like, why? He's like, well, I wasn't going to tell you. So you should be happy that I was honest with you. And then Adams, of course, like, turning red. And he and Res is like, well, if we want a kid, when the house is done, we can refinance it and put a couple hundred thousand dollars out and then buy a kid then. He literally says buy a kid. It's like so transactional. Like this is someone who does not want to be a father. Okay. And I like one of the full watch. Okay. That sounds like a plan. Okay. So yeah, that was really scary. I mean, Adam's like, I have, where is it like you've been pressuring me? And I'm like, I haven't been pressuring you. And then we see an extended montage of all the ways Adam

has been pressuring us for the kid. Yeah. He literally says on the tennis court, he's sitting down on the court and he goes, honey, I want a baby and I want my now. No pressure, but I'm converting to Judaism to be a better parent to our child that will have someday no pressure.

And Adam goes, you're also a little dramatic about this. He goes, no, I'm not. I just invested 500 grand of my heart earned money. It's like, so now, are you apologizing? Or are you going to use that as something that now we should feel sorry for you about? And Adam Gus, that's our money, honey. And he's like, well, what in the world have I ever done

to make you feel like this isn't 50, 50? He's like, you literally just told me that you spent 500 grand with that telling me and he's like, good point, that is so white boy of you. White people are like so logical, versions be like, bitch, just spend 500 thousand dollars, let's slap some booty. And that brings us to the end of the shows of sunset. Oh, go get tickets. We will be in New York City two dates.

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