Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelkerr, you can also find me on the Game Brain podcast, and joining me is

the one and only Ronnie Caram. What's up Ronnie? E. Well, hello, man. How are you? You excited to talk some shots of sunset today? Yes. I just wanted to talk about what it was like to be a gay person. And dealing with so much. Do you know how hard it was for me to grow up knowing that someday I would be an adult who has never met baby Shans! Oh, Shars of Sharm-Shark! Shaz of Sunset, this episode was very much, um, felt a little bit like odds and ends. A lot of this sort of stuff, a lot of Nima, Nima stuff. They're like, well, it's time for us to cobble together some Nima footage to justify him being a full-fledged cast

member, so we'll send him on a date. It was one of those episodes, but you know, it's still funny. It's still funny. Yeah, I enjoy that. I have a good time. So do you have anything you want to talk about beforehand? Do you want any, you know, bedside manner discussion? Trying to think if there's a huge storm outside.

That's really all I've got today. Some guy came to fill up the pro painting. He came to the pro painting. And he was missing a lot of teeth, but he was still really cute. That's really it. That's really so. That's really it. That's what it was so upsetting. So let's jump right into Shars.

Yeah So we're at the party where the friends giving party Where Mike has got Paulina on the phone so he can tell her prove to them that I don't pass you around right now Do it. Oh, hey wait wait before you do, rub your belly and pat your head at the same time, you tell them that I don't pass you around. Go ahead. Bolina. So, you know what, guys, I actually have something to say.

Okay, you guys are supposed to be the closest people to him. And why is it that I can't feel like I can come to you guys and trust you guys. Like, that's, since when does that, why? Because they're not your friends, they're not your friends. They're not your friends. Okay, go get your own damn friends. That's why.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'll tell you why you don't feel like you can trust them because they're on a TV show where they're motivated to be terrible friends to each other and you knew that going into it. Yeah, because they're terrible friends and your boyfriend is a terrible person and so are all the people you're talking to right now on speaker phone. Okay, why do you think? Yeah, and since we're talking in this tone of voice, Ronnie, I just want to add that I had a very, very disturbing dream where I was working for Mama D and it was really stressful and I'm like really mad at her for like she was a terrible boss to me but it was luckily just a dream. You see um so she's like uh and she's like wait a minute why is it though I

don't try what's this like why are we the bad people why why don't I get to not trust you yeah she's like um I'm sorry you must most friends do not react the way that you guys react yeah they don't react the way Yeah, she's like, I'm sorry. You must have been not React the way that you guys react. Yeah, they don't react the way that you want them to when you send like 10 people All of your boyfriend's Screenshots of the state he's been up to how did you want them to yeah? They told him he was an asshole and have been skewering him for the past few months like what more did you want, baby? Exactly you sent them the screenshots and they're like you're full of it he lied to them and he tried to make them like he he tried to do this whole thing about you know how he was hacked by

someone he does this bullshit to his very friends by the way how about that they're supposed to be his best friend so wise he lying to them when like they he doesn't have to lie to them about this sort of bullshit and now and they've basically been like okay this guy's a like a fuck boy he always will be so you should get out of here polina that's like truthfully a very honest response and I don't know why she's mad about it I know they're sticking up for her and they are currently sticking up for her even in this phone call. So Destiny's like, um, wait, wait, but Paulina June, what did I do? She goes, Oh, Mk you have been a doll.

Actually, thank you for that. Now, get your finger back in the pickle jar and just enjoy yourself because this does not concern you, okay, honey? Yeah. So Destiny's like, you know what? Paulina just has to say and do whatever she has to to make Mike think that she's got her back his back That's what it is so she bands you things that that even this what Paulina saying is it's kind of just a facade because she's in Relationship where she has no control, which I think is probably true

where she has no control, which I think is probably true. So Destiny's like, what your girl told you is like one thing and what she told me is a totally different thing. And Gigi's like, well, could it be that she's doing both you guys, because that is in fact what she's doing. And Destiny's like, well, what makes me confused about all this? And Mike's like, no, no, but what about,

what if we were in a bad place when she said those things to Destiny, she's like, I don't care. All I want you to know is that I was there in the same space, okay? Yeah, I'm boss. I'm boss. Keep your mouth shut, Mikey. That's what you need to do right now. And he's like, well, let me ask you this, not Paulina. Have you been in a relationship where one day you love someone and the next day you want to fucking kill them Do you have a been in a relationship where you just love someone? You love someone and then the next day you just cheat on them because you want to kill them so much because they're like really annoying to you How about that like that's like a normal thing you just like cheat on them and you're on them It's like three different people in one day and then you tell them you know like you are you know

Like the lab me a Putin like broken to your phone like that's happened. That's like normal right? That's like every relationship right? No, then clearly you have not been in a real relationship. Paulina! You've been in spook relationships. And Gigi's like, are you looking out for Mikey or what destiny? She's, I'm looking out for Paulina at this point because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing.

Mikey, June, and Paulina, June, Shara, Pelo, June. And I'm not trying to get involved in their June Okay, you know what can we let this go now? Okay, like is this done because I want to move the fuck on okay I'm tired of this shit. Okay, let's take up for each other and be group of friends that has each other's backs for whoever we date Whoever we bring around and whatever spoof text messages you send okay respect them enough of these shit enough of it Paulinas So and res has just swirling his champagne like it's a fine wine. He's like, with his weird pass from either at the end of the table, and Mike is now standing,

and destiny's standing, because they're like facing off. And I guess you just stand if you wanna talk in this group. So, it's like, I apologize to you, destiny. It's like, but while you're here, you need to get past it with Resa too So Resa stands up and he's like I'm standing as well now He's like are we gonna get past this resident because of course we are because you are my friend and I love you Lip-by-li-by which means I'm completely lying through this tire scene lip-by lip-by

Just tell me one thing, okay. What did I do that triggered you, not Paulina. And it's like, well, you're dishonest, he triggers me. But then I was honest. I was dishonest, but then I was honest. So if you were triggered, you should be untriggered by now to see, because unless that was spoof trigger. Was this spoof trigger? Spoof trigger.

Right now, I'm being honest about being dishonest, which is double honesty. So now you should be double untriggered, okay? And he's like, well, but it takes a long time for you to get to your honesty. He's like, yes, because you know why? Because I felt embarrassed. Yeah, but you always feel embarrassed. Yeah, because when I do something wrong, I feel embarrassed, okay? Yeah, that's the point! I like Mike is now the victim of his own wrongdoing. He's like, you know, like you should feel bad for me because I'm embarrassed about the wrong thing that I did.

It's like you don't get to be the victim. If you did something wrong and you're embarrassed, that's part of the consequence, okay? You don't get to be the victim because you're embarrassed over your own bad actions. Like if you were flirting with other girls that were not Paulina, that's your fault. And you have to accept the fact that people are going gonna be annoyed that you lied to them about it.

So he's like, you just want me to be like, Resa Pavina. He's like, no, I just don't want you to be a liar. Oh yeah, will you want to talk about honesty? Then let's be honest. You hurt me. You hurt me. And then he does his whole like, I'm playing with my collar now, my mafia collar because I'm feeling things, I'm feeling things. Because I'm honest. Well, I apologize for hurting you because deep, by the way, deep down, inside Mike's heart is gold. He just needs to find his way because he's gained a lot of weight. So there's a lot and a lot of a lot of man flesh around that golden heart. That's very small, a very small golden heart.

It's like a little lemon M in the ship of a heart that's all the way down in there. That's it. I love when people say, oh he's a good person. Oh, other than the like chronic lying and chronic cheating. Yeah, he's a great person. I was like, but I love him. He's the closest thing I've had to a brother. We've all forgotten about my last season correct and we all forgot him He's really laying it on thick this year, Reza So he's like well, I'm very thankful for the conversations this evening. I hope they open a pathway to something new

different better stronger Memories of a gaysha I just hope that these open a pathway to not only something bigger and beautiful and stronger But maybe even small and not speaking words yet and baby like and shams Oh, that was beautiful London's over there like nothing her head like wow babe Oh, that was beautiful. London's over there, like nothing her head, like wow babe. Beautiful babe.

So then MJ Hiccups and we find out that MJ is now just snockered. She's completely shitfaced. She's like, I'm 100% on the same page. When Reson Mike fell out, it was really hard for me because I was like a hypocrite. Cause like, you want to be there for one terrible person. But if you're there for one terrible person, you want to be there for one terrible person And if you're there for one terrible person can't be there for another terrible person is like which terrible person do you choose? Yeah, and GG is like oh god like if you just like drain the alcohol out of her all you do is everyone should just get along You know so then Jay is like GG. I just want to tell you, I fucking, I love you. I just, I fucking

lo and you, and GG is like, well, I just need to see, I need to see, like, there's be consistency of like what you're saying, I need to see, hug me. No, but I hug me. Hug me. And then she was like grab Jesus chair and just like yanks it over, just like forces her to hug. Yeah. So GG has to go. She's like, I have to smoke some weed now, so she leaves. And he might tell us Destiny. I find her chassis attitude, so fucking hard, Destiny.

I could so chassis. I wanna have like so much sex with her. I'm like so, I'm like so, uh, sexified right now. I want to eat this. I'm viral, I'm viral. That's the word I was looking for. I'm like so, uh, sexified right now. I want to be just, I'm viral, I'm viral. That's the word I was looking for. I'm like so viral right now. It's ridiculous how hot I'd find it.

I mean, we have a staggering amount of sexual chemistry on the other side of our staggering amount of drama. It's just absolutely insane. Hey, Destiny Babe, you look hot tonight too. How are you not crushing guys, Lefson and Ryan? Cause you know what? I crush apps, so you must be able to crush apps too. God, it's staggering how many apps

the two of us could probably crush right now as to viral, hot people who could date, woe, sassy hotness. And he's like, I wonder if Destiny is a better Kister than Gigi. I should find out. No, don't find out, okay? Stop trying to fuck everybody at work. You thirst bucket, okay?

He is such a wannabe. Get outta here. So then the next day, Mike's at his apartment, and he's FaceTime, he went to the end of the game, and he starts flexing his arm, and the end of the game is like, wow, you've really slimmed down a lot, man. You really changed your brand, and I like the direction it's going for. Yeah, it makes my cock look bigger Neema. So then we get another destiny Thursine. So she's like, let's start the day by getting rid of evil spirits Frankie. Come on Frankie June. And she's like, got a Turkish coffee coffee pot thing. I guess with some kind of incense in it. So she's like lifting up her leg and putting it in her

badge and stuff. And she's like, that's my nose, nose, my titties, this bruise, everything, plus everything, Frankie. And then it was like mildly better than the car wash scene. And then we go over to MJ feeding shams and Tommy's there. And she's like, hey, can you just entertain him while I do a few things? He was like, hello, my baby, hello, my jaw, like, hello, uh. She was like, stop it. You sound like a clown. You said you wanted me to entertain him, huh? So then we go to Reza.

I'll talk to him towards these days on Bravo. You gotta be careful saying that. So just in case anyone's wondering what brand Reza has in place in Tommyannim this this episode is Bermaine Bermaine Paris, okay? But maybe the better brand is the restaurant he goes to stout. So Reza is there with Destiny, he's like, oh my god, you look so hot, you look smoking

damn and they're there Some guys sitting alone at a table right behind them and I don't know Part of me thinks like was he likes production account that they just put back there I'm like this poor guy is just trying to eat his french fries and peas and he's stuck on camera Well, Reset everything is like wow you look so hot right now you are hot at my bad main shirt. Is this a hot shirt or what? I have the hottest shirts and hottest friends. Damn. Oh my god, I feel like I lost 10 pounds from that party. You know, I've lost so much and starting my new book. I'm just like a hot mate from interviewing my mom to fill the gap about how sexy I am now bitch loves 42 pounds bitch.

Mom's be like I'm gonna answer questions for my son's autobiography and mom's be like okay and I'm like please answer the questions it's gonna be so good bitch mom's wrote 40 words per minute bitch. Oh my god I'm so excited about your book I'm so excited! Oh my god I'm so excited! It's two or really? Wow it's so over the top and then Gigi shows up and it starts up all over again. What's up sexy? Oh I have the hottest girlfriends in L.A. by the way. We have the hottest girlfriends in L.A. by the way. How's Elijah? Has he learned to knock yet? Okay, tell us things that he's doing right now.

I'm just like, well, like, he's crawling around and then like, he's trying to say mama. And then we just see the baby going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just the baby just existing in different angles from these flashbacks. Yeah, he's learning Thai. The baby's like, so, um, say, okay, I'm going to temporarily cry about the fact that I still

live not seen baby shams. Anyway, I'm so sorry I couldn't find you a house. So she found a house, so she's going to be moving into her new place and then he they give it cheers with their sour beer Ooh, I love sour, let's out your sour Yeah, and and Was anyone really looking forward to actually eating at friends giving because MJ be like putting your finger into everything and just do it on do that nail Bitch be like putting your finger into everything and just don't undo that nail bitch be like dirty finger If Mike wants to lose those boobs, we shouldn't tell him he can only eat around MJ cuz it's the only place he refuses

Such a piece like while speaking of Mike and he's like yeah He was saying like I need you to be cool with me, have fun with me and be friends with me. And I'm like, I am friends with you. And then something clicked, like, he wants me to meet Mike where Mike is, but like, I'm like a way better friend to Mike than Mike is to me. Yeah, so then Gigi is, she thinks Mike, she's like, you know what, Mike we're sitting here,

he'd probably be saying the same thing about you, right? And he always thinking, Mike's thinking, I don't do anything and then this guy's always coming for me, which is true, that is what Mike always says. But that's what's funny. And it's also true. It's also what's happening. Half true, half true.

Mike did lie to all of them. I'm sorry, I feel like that keeps on getting overlooked. Mike went to each and every one of them and sold them a story and they all knew it was bullshit and they were like, just tell us the truth and he wouldn't tell the truth. I mean, that is a dishonest thing. It's like a no, it's, you know what, it's just more annoying

and he just acts like he's just... Well, it's none of their damn business and they do, Resid does this to Mike. Now, Mike is, I'm not standing for Mike or anything, but Resid does come from like every single season and every relationship and does mock him constantly. Like he is always coming for Mike. He is, but that's my spot for still being friends

with Res after all these years for crying a lot. I mean, the definition of a toxic friend right there and he still goes back. And then I don't know, I just feel like he gives Resid so much grits for the mill. So it's like at certain points like, dude, this is on you. So anyway, so Gigi just doesn't, she just doesn't think that Mike's shit is her business,

you know? And Reza now Reza gives this bullshit, we go, you know what? It's about wanting my friends to be the best versions of themselves. I mean, when he's 41, like when does the best version come along? Like what is the best version of themselves. I mean when he's 41, like when does the best version come along? Like what is the best version of Mike?

Um, just last year you were telling someone that they're uterus exploded because they had 10 abortions. So your best self isn't even trying to come out until you're what, 50. So, you know, he's got a few years according to your timeline. Sir! Yeah. So, Gigi's advice's got a few years, according to your timeline. Sir! Yeah. So, Gigi's advice is hilarious, which is that basically, LeRezza needs to lower his expectations.

That's how to be friends with Mike, just lower your expectations. Yeah, and Gigi is sticking up for Mike so much because she's sick of Reza coming for her relationships, too, because let's not forget that Gigi also gets it from everybody every time she's in a crazy relationship, right?

So she's like, well, where do we, I like that she's sticking her ground with Reza. Like she's not going back on anything and he's like, well, I just don't have any answers. So then we get London coming over to Nemez House and she's like, babe, babe. And he's like, babe, he's like babe babe bro babe bro like babe babe I went 1950s Persian on you and I ordered food for you okay I hope you don't have an allergy to kale oh god this sassy bantler is amazing it's too bad that you're a lesbian this is my favorite solid at Earth. It's like, oh, that's such a nema thing to say. I know. It's like, you're in Los Angeles. Oh, my favorite thing at Earth.

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Yes, I'm crushing the dating apps, just totally crushing it right now. Wow! And babe, what was your purpose for signing up on those apps? I guess, to have lots and lots of sex. Yeah, totally have tons of sex. Okay. Well, is that your purpose, babe? No, actually, there's a real disconnect between my purpose and my brand.

And it's the difference between quality and quantity, okay? I need to synergize because I need my wife someday and you know, having a dating coach and a lesbian, how much more insight into the female psyche can one have besides London? I'm like... Someone, I feel like there's actually a lot of room for a lot more insight into the female psyche than either of you two right now. Oh, Nima. So he's like, so what happens with me or like 90% of the girls I meet,

like they fall into one category, right? Right? I mean, there's like 90% of them are like, they're like, hang in there, you know? And then like 10% of them are decent or whatever. And 1% that's who pushes through. And she goes, oh, so when does have when are you gonna tell yourself that you're just gonna let this happen babe? And he's like babe look just why don't you just look at my look at my bio and tell me if it's a vibe Tell me if it's a good vibe or bad vibe or if it's just a vibe, okay? Look at over all right babe. I'm gonna look at this. Okay. This this ends starts off well I get along best with people who have and then an unhealthy obsession with brunch at Earthcafe specifically at Earthcafe. Oh God, kale salads. Oh my God, they have a staggering amount of kale salads that you use from. Oh, and they're all delicious.

She's like babe and he goes, what do you want me to say? Like I'm in touch with my inner child because I'm not. My inner child is still very upset with my father, okay? I'm in touch with my inner child because I'm not. My inner child is still very upset with my father. Okay. And she's like, no babe, like that's 2D, but like, babe, look what you're showing babe. Like you should not go out with me if you hate pizza or sushi, it won't work. Like who says that babe?

And he goes, yeah, but it won't work. It won't, bro. Ha, ha, ha. I was like, these are great answers. These are great answers, which is why I asked for your advice, because I already gave great answers, okay? So she goes, she goes, how about you say, I get along fast with people, babe,

who truly know themselves, babe, and know what they want, babe, and... No, I'm not. What am I, lesbian? God! This isn't the guttiest burger dress, okay? This should be the Earth Cafe address, because I'd like to order from it

Thank you very much Because God that works for lesbian is for not single skinny girls who like to do coke on the weekends and fuck like maniacs All right, she goes but you don't want to be with someone like that. I guess or lesbian's okay? Find the middle find the middle between coke or and lesbian, okay? This guy has It's like it's just so awful. It's like, how is this your view of women? Or how is this your view of like what you, your masculinity actually,

because he's thinking like he has to act a certain way. If he acts one way, he's only gonna get co-cores and the other way he's only gonna get lesbians. I mean, it's just, it's actually like, it's just sad. Sad and like kind of offensive. And well, it's trying hard because he's trying to come off as like a Mike and Serven player, right? Like he just wants to be one of those guys.

He's like, yeah, I want to be a girl who's into Coke on the weekend. I fuck all the time. All I do is fuck. Oh, that's all I need. Like you do not fuck. You do not live like this. You are not looking for a girl who's doing coke all the time.

Like he's trying to be a douchebag, but his dating profile is so suey really is. You know, it's like, would you better like kill salad? I love your lunch. If you don't like jeans and sushi, we're in trouble now. I know. I mean, they're going to attract emotional train wrecks, or they're going to think I'm a little bitch. London London guide my cock Don't block my cock. I'm like Neema stop stop this you're your lost cause okay cuz no matter who you attract

They're gonna see this scene eventually and they're gonna walk away from you The only evidence we've seen of Neema okay, we've seen Neema trying to get get with GG Which wasn't even real and then now we're gonna see him try to get with Destiny Which is obviously just him trying to give storyline as well Then we saw his ex-wife who just seemed to hate him even before she found out he tried to kiss Gigi and That's really and then we saw him that really awkward date last year Yeah, I think it was last season where the girl was like, yeah, she like was grossed out and couldn't wait to get the fuck away from there. So don't please stop this act.

It's making me sad for you. He's just not comfortable in his own body or with his masculinity. And this is like, unfortunately, gosh, I feel like I've met a lot of, a lot of bros like this or I've had some friends who were like this too, where they kind of like, they lean in in all the wrong ways on the bros stuff. And so it just comes off as creepy because it's not authentic and they don't really know how to do it. It's just like dude, just chill out because like, if he just chill that he would be like the best of all the guys on this show, right? Like he is, he seems arguably like one of the

smarter people here and he is, he is nice looking and everything. He could be the best, but his deep insecurities are kind of making him one of the worst. Yeah. So he's like, look, I'm telling you, my dating app profiles crush, okay. Now listen, I've got a few dates coming up because that's how much of my profiles crush. So why don't you write me a series of questions and on the next day I'll ask one of the girls and she's like, babe, what better way to facilitate this than earpieces. Are you saying, Cyrano, God, I love that movie, I love that movie, girl.

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I made sure you had chips and he opens a cabinet and the only thing in there is that one Sad little bag of chips. I know What is happening here in this CBA-toned apartment? So He's like how dope is it that you came over? How dope is it? Non-polina? How how dope is it? You know and she's like Yeah, this is a bachelor pad because yeah, yeah, right right wow how dope you're here You're 41 so she's like so do you have any friends who want to be in like a light goes, yeah, yeah, right? Right? Wow, how dope you're here. Year 41. So she's like, so do you have any friends who want to be in like a light relationship?

And she tells us that her dream relationship is to be with like a man who doesn't live here, but like maybe has some other women on the side, but she wants to be the main bitch and then get some diamonds because she's going to let him sleep around. But like she's just still trying to push this pseudo poly storyline that she's talking her storyline this year is that she's into poly but she's not actually doing any poly she's just right she's just talking about it she's nema inget she's nema

inget for this time right so she's she's talking how she wants to be Polly, but she wants to be like Rich Polly. She's like, I want to be Polly, but like with a really rich guy who gives me more diamonds than the other girls. Like, okay, we'd rewrite it, but you know, you do you. Yeah. So Mike's like, well, you know what, most men are not wired to be monogamous.

No, that's not true either. Stop. Stop with this. You do not get to be a representative of the entire gender. Okay. Right. He's the gatekeeper of monogamy now. Yeah, he's like, yeah, most men are not wired to be monogamous, but like when you find someone that you fall in love with, then you're willing to live that way. You're willing to suffer, you know, for their love. You're willing to, you're willing to basically destroy everything that you're about

to make you happy for one night. It's just like, wow, you're making it sound love you're willing to you're willing to basically destroy everything that you're about To make you happy for one night. She's like wow You're making it sound like you're sacrificing some shit and because I never in my life thought I would get married again But I'm gonna get married again because I love misery You know what if there's a ball? I hope you change it around my neck that that's gonna feel good sometimes So I will I just blew it over a phone screen every once in a while, sure. Okay, but I'm a man and that's what we do. I was never going to, I never thought I was going to get married again, but then I realized the first marriage wasn't even a real marriage.

It was a spoof marriage. So really this is my first marriage. This one's rich, so I'm gonna do it again. Um, so she, she is saying that she is to really love Paul Pauline and she was so sassy and I just felt like she was mean But then all those text messages she sent out to everyone. I mean that was shady So she tells him listen, I don't have a beef with the girl I'm just disappointed because even when Jessica was upset with you She didn't leak all your info to us and I mean I get to Pauline is younger

But maybe she was mad or sad or whatever, but that's not something to do to your man. That's a strange. Go to bed and give some woman cheesy. Thank you, go. Yeah. Gigi's taken this a lot about him and all. It's not about his behavior at all. It's that he should be able to do that

and she should just learn to take it because he's a man. She just looks weird. She's still little bit receiving the text, I guess. So Mike says, you know what? I can hit up all the time in my DMs sometimes by real people sometimes by spoof people, but me answering them and me responding with questions and some of my questions weren't even real questions. They were spoof questions. You got it.

Yes, but you know what? I should not have done that. And for a woman like Paulina who is fully invested in our relationship This has taken away all the trust all the trust now And she's like yeah, but what she did is nuts and that worries me for you And so then he starts pulling his ear because he's just done all of the lines he was supposed to and he's like pulling his ear really hard And he goes hmm It's like it like someone's offering him you know a plate of heroin or something when he's an addict.

He's like, don't offer me that. No, I just, I learned everything I know in life from Carol Burnett. So then we go to Resa's house who's FaceTiming with his mom and his Fendi collar. Because of course, he's all about the labels. Um, and so the mom's like, so what did you do today? Resa June and he's like, well, I'm working on my book or I'm not excited to be in your book. I don't want you to talk about bad things. Yeah.

And he's like, I know you don't want me to make the family look bad. And listen, it's just about me being gay, growing up in Beverly Hills during the hostage crisis, and not killing myself and killing this far. She's like, oh my god, rest up. Like, I don't want to get upset. He's like, what? We're just talking. So, oh, so...

Can you tell me about how you made dinner? I need to know how it became so fat before a bitch lost 40 pounds! So she's like, well, I would make three dinners, one for you, one for your sister, one for your dad. And then they started talking about how the dad was just like, always having sex. And just, oh, that's how he stayed dates so skinny because he's always having sex. We can laugh about it now, Mom. Yeah, he sure can. He's cracking up. And the mom says he would start at eight in the morning and finish at six in the afternoon. He said, start wet. She said sex with people. And he's like,

that's good, mom. That is good. When he came home, heHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you are, you can work on yourself, but she does, I tried. He's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Mom, I'm supposed to be trying during this video, making me laugh. It was the most devastating time in my life.

Ah! He was hilarious! He was hilarious! Ah! Here are the man that I thought that'd be with me for the rest of my life was so terrible that even my therapist quit God so then we go to the oaks at lakeside where was this the oaks? I can tell you I'm so glad you asked because when I saw that you know what I was like

I'm not gonna share this on the podcast because this is literally a stupid story with no arc But well and see now and see now when I was like, I'm not going to share this on the podcast because this is literally a stupid story with no arc. But, well, and Sino. And Sino, when I was an Uber driver, I once picked someone up from there. And I had totally forgotten about this, and he was a chef. And I just remember making a small talk with him. And he's like, oh yeah, you should come to the restaurant

because there's like this cool pond out back, and there's like ducks and stuff. And it's like really cute. And I was like, oh yeah, I'll come because it'll be a free meal and I never went and I just hadn't thought about that restaurant and then when I saw it on the show, I was like, that was the place that I picked up the chef from.

It was real special. So in Sino, in Sino. It's like an adventurable of art. They make it look like it's in some remote part of the city. It's literally an adventurable of art and They make it look like it's in some remote part of the city. It's like literally an adventurable of art. There's like a little pond outside, up back. Yeah. They make it look like everywhere in LA is like waterfront.

And you know, everybody's just like, let's go eat over the lake. And I really never see any water in the amounts. Unless I make the hour drive to the beach or whatever. This show is really just like transitioned into a valley show. I feel like every scene they do now is just some spot I'm in trouble of. It's like Beverly Hills, right? It's like every show on Bravo is transitioning to the valley. Much like the populace of Los Angeles.

Much like the capital. The Panapump rules. Yeah, which just wraps season 9 according to I was at Tom or Ariana's Instagram. So, or could have been someone else who knows. So, uh, so Nima shows up at the restaurant and there's a bunch of angry ducks out back and, uh, London's like sitting at the next table, just like, just a casual person. I'm just like that guy in the corner at Stout while Res is shot his scene. That's who I am, babe.

Just hear a bib. So she sits at a table and isn't conspicuous at all. Like she could have just sat with her back to the view and seen them the whole time, but she's sitting sideways. So she has to have her head turn the time, the whole time while she's while she's talking like into her phone while it's flipped up into the horizontal position. Yeah, smooth, babe, smooth. So, Neymann's like, London, asking me to wear your piece is 10 out of town weird. I mean, I thought this is something that Tom Cruise did

in Mission Impossible. I'm like, or like literally an anchor man on the local news. Like, let's not elevate yourself. Okay, and the therapies relax. Well, I'm just gonna tell you little things to Shay Babe, okay? He's just like a, like a safe for him. What do you call those? She goes, just say you need to use the restroom, okay?

I mean, compliment the trees and the lights and I'll meet you in the bathroom. It's like, oh my God, she's literally texting, she's literally here right now. This is crazy that we're doing this. God, I'm gonna fuck this phone right now. I'm so far all What amazing content I'm generating for this television show these high junks will live on forever and highlight reals isn't this true? Wow Wow So this adorable girl comes in yeah

She's so beautiful and he's a cool. How are you? She's wow what a treat for you How cool how are you? Wow, what a treat for you. This is like the best that he's ever gone on and she's going to feel so patrinated when she finds out that there was someone listening in. So then the waiter, she had no idea with the five cameras pointing. I know one camera written in London's face as she's like speaking very loudly. So the waiter comes by.

We're lighting on her in the dark restaurant. I'm sure. So yeah, exactly the lighting said the waiter comes by and I was like, oh, I bet Ronnie has a very distinct opinion about this moment when the waiter goes, careful with these guys, they're homemade potato chips. Well, they kept their back mostly to the camera. So I approved, they weren't like, hey, be careful of these potato chips! With their face right in the camera, I'm like, I would be. I just like the idea of like dangerous potato chips. And even Ali, this is why I like Ali.

People in LA will sue your ass over anything, okay? I used to work in a Moroccan restaurant and every time we served a Tijine, they'd go, ow! Right after you told the Tijin is hot, just came out of the oven, ow, that hurt! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha careful with the potato chips. All right, all right. Ask her, how was your experience in dating so far? God, glad you have me here. Now that is a pro question. Pro question. So she's like, we know dating is weird. I mean, everyone comes out here and wants to be an actor, a singer, a musician.

They just want to be on like a reality show or something like that. Oh my God. I'd be mortified to be on a reality show. I know, it says the girl shooting a scene for a reality show. I know. Okay. And ask her her thoughts on Melissa.

No, I don't want to do it. It'll love me. Oh, sorry, I have to hear that, Ali. Uh. Ask her if she's a dreamer or if she's a romantic. Anthro goals. Which by the way, dreamer or romantic sort of sounds like a little bit the same thing, right? Totally.

Ask her if she's a dreamer or if she closes her eyes and thinks of things when she sleeps. Just ask her. Yeah. So, Ali's like, um, before you find out all about, I'll find out all about me, why don't you tell me why you got divorced? Because you told everyone on Instagram, so it must not be that uncomfortable for you. And he's like, Whoa, I said that!

Oh, come on! Oh, it's a staggering amount of research you did into me, and then the ducks are quacking, because they have this ongoing joke that the ducks piped up whenever they're irritated by them. And then it's like, Bay, bay, bay, say, damn, those are some angry ducks.

What are you like when you're mad by the way and do you want to move in? I'm not going to just, I'm not looking for a lesbian London. He's like, um, are you someone that like projects stuff? And she's like, uh, don't use therapy words, babe. Don't use therapy words. Yes, well, I'm like really empathetic. And I mean, sometimes I think that's my worst quality. And, uh, Neema's like, you know, while I'm like really empathetic and I mean sometimes I think that's my worst quality. And, um, he was like, you know what? You need to take it in. The docks, the lights, the trees.

I'll be back. Trees in my slice trees. First one, hey, that's me, get to the bathroom. Get to the bathroom, what was being? Oh! Damn it, I touched the potato chip. It really is hot. So they go to the bathroom and he's like, oh my God, I can't get any more in depth. I just want to make out with her now. I've got to stick my penis in something. I'm so feral. Yeah, I just got to seal the deal. Much as I crush the dating apps, I need to crush this thing. Yeah, man. So then they just go. Yeah. So then we go to Mike's building site, which we've all been dying to see, which is supposedly four months away. It's not what Mike said. Four months away until the, well, it was four months away, but it turns out all the cabinetry I bought was spoof cabinetry.

Yeah, because I think four months away. So the dad comes over and Mike's really nervous. He's like, oh my God, Antonio, listen, we, you need to rush the towels, okay? Because my dad's coming, my dad's coming. So rush. Cool, what is he gonna get him delivered in the next five minutes?

Yeah, exactly. So then Mike does his normal spiel that he does every season at some point. Like he will literally buy a fish fillet and he'll launch to this when I first started, when I first started ordering fish filet, everyone was doubting me, my family, my friends, they said you don't like fish filet,

but I've been on a journey and guess what? I now have a fish filet in my hand and I'm going to eat it. Thank you, thank you, I've been on a journey. He does and the clips that they show proving get longer every year, right? Every year, it's like another season of disappointments added. So now he's got what?

Six seasons of disappointing businesses to add. Where his family's like, no, Mike, baby, shoot, no, Mike, shoot, shoot, no, Mike, real estate. It's like a 10 minute clip of disappointment now. I know. So his dad shows up. Dad's like, you got me showing up in COVID times to watch to this this piece of shit you're gonna get sued on four times probably fine

So Mike takes him through giving him a tour and he goes look you got the Hollywood Hills there I'm like wow great job building the Hollywood Hills Mike Yeah, he's like oh, and you know what here's here's the kitchen So look you can do your coffee in the kitchen and also look, look at the kitchen. It's symmetrical. I don't have high hopes for this. I'm just just putting it out there. Yeah, I don't either. So the dad gets mad about something about the ceilings, like the space. I don't know. Maybe he felt like the space was wasted or something or he was he was he was probably supposed to have high ceilings and they made they made a drop ceiling. Oh, I think. I don't know. I was having a hard time following what what the annoyance was, but yeah, I guess it was a drop ceiling. Oh, I think. I don't know. I was having a hard time following what the annoyance was,

but yeah, I guess it was a drop ceiling and there was a light issue and he's like, you might have got to take out these two lights and everything, he's like really pissed about everything, but he's like, this is the farthest my son has come along on any project he's done. So I'll just pretend like I, I'll pretend like I'm proud of him,

even though he really fucked up the ceilings. Yeah, the death like I just want you to know that you're not in prison or dead yet. So that's something. He's like, oh, dad, thank you, Palina. So then we go over to MJ's at Lenton comes over for a little visit. Wow. This is T-Babe. I love T-Babe, you're out! Babe, there's Roach Battles! Babe, where's he from? Me, Babe! Yeah, she's just really, really overdoing it.

So, uh, Babe. What do you think about Babe's giving? Babe, yeah. I've never seen you like that before, Babe. What was that like, and MJ's like, well, I don't like to self-medicate, but I think I'm lonely with, you know, I had postpartum and after that, I stayed home and I lost my whole friends group and then my

husband wasn't around because he's going to a court case where my best friend was the plaintiff and I just, I miss my old life. Also, you moved to Calabacus. Yeah. Let's not just leave that one out there. That's not just like over the hill, okay. That's a long ass drive. Yeah. So she's

saying that they still have a restraining order against them. So it's still fresh wounds. And you know, she's also got her issues with Tommy because she can't talk about the main three with him because he gets mad. And then we see a clip of Tommy going, if you wanted to talk about those three pieces of shit, then yeah, all you're going to hear me? Is it that piece is a shit? Yeah Hello my darling hello my baby. What you still want me to edit in shams? Oh, huh? So So London now has more relationship advice and she's like, okay, have you ever heard of the intimacy challenge? Yeah, babe. It's great. Okay, you guys stare at each other's eyes for five minutes

And then I talk to him in an earpiece and then duck's quack But her advice I mean you know what you should do you should cook his favorite meal and just heals and nothing else Well, what is this 1950 the red shoe that is cook a nice dinner for your husband and make it sexy And MJ is like yeah, he really just wants a head rub That is cook a nice dinner for your husband and make it sexy. And MJ is like, yeah, he really just wants a head rub. So they do a, they do a re-opening. What do you call it? Roll playing. Roll playing.

It's like a role playing thing where I honestly, I'm not gonna lie, I zoned out. I was like, I've had too much London, you know, quasi-advised for the episode. Just her being like, hey babe, hey babe, can I rub your head? I was like, I, I can't. That was pretty much it. Yeah, yeah, I can't do this.

Okay, so let's go to boat rentals. Whoa, is this the same place? Cause this has a pond with boat rentals in it. I was wondering that also. I didn't know where this one, I couldn't, I could not place this one. I thought maybe it might have been like the Echo Park. Like that, that Echo Park Lake maybe because I've seen boats on that one,

but I'm not sure if Mike and Paulina are the type to go to Echo Park for like a romantic evening. So they probably were just like behind the flooded target somewhere. So they were, they get on these like swans that are like petal boats and Paulina's like all dressed up cuz she thought Mike said hey Paulina Tonight we're going on a boat a luxury boat a boat unlike any other boat before you've been on before it's That's one and you have to pedal It's a bad unlike observer to repeat before it. I'm glad you were your lubiton for the bad about The bad boats fun love it. I'm glad you were your Luba time for the Patipote. The Patipote's fun. So she's gonna ruin the bottoms of those damn shoes and those red souls are expensive, okay? So she's

ruining shoes to be in the seat with them. So he's like, God, I love you. I love you so much. He's like love bombing your really hard. Yeah. And they're talking about kids and how I'm saying, rolling a heart, I'm know, I'm calling them, and my aunt's heart having two kids. Oh, but I want four kids. Like maybe twins. You know what? I want you to go to the fertility doctor

because I want to make sure we get your best eggs. I'm like, the best term and the best eggs. I'm like, okay, you're not at, like, you're not the four seasons ordering champagne. Okay. That's, even though you know, you're not in the diner champagne. Okay. That's even probably not even out of the diner. I want your best eggs.

Okay. People probably is like, I don't think that's how they do it. I mean, does he know how many sperm come out when you splooge? I mean, he seems to have a lot of... Well, if anyone does it to him, yeah. So she's like, I don't think that's how it works. He goes, that's exactly how they do it.

Cause Mike knows. Yeah, Mike, the doctor. So then they get back onto land and sit at a table. And then he goes, so how was your day? I'm like, wait, you spent all this time, you drove to this anonymous lake with the swans, and you did a whole swan ride, and you're only getting around to asking

your how a day is right now. He's a terrible boy around. Session. So then he goes, you know, it's difficult for me because I went from single rock star. B-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l But now it's even disappointed in him in his fantasies. Yeah, and like he's trying to like phrase this as a... He's trying to show how much he's grown because she's saying how school's opening for her kids and it's stressful.

I went from single rock star to full on dad. Sad locked down forced to be monogamous. The sacrifice I make, dad. That's what I am. Living in a fuck-fat in Hollywood at the same time You were not a full-on dad sir. You're literally not you're like you're a lot. You're like literally in a separate domicile so yeah So Pauline is like honestly, I'm like so blessed I have someone who cares so much about my kids like I think so blessed. I have someone who cares so much about my kids.

Like I am so blessed right now. Yeah. I love these two kids like they came from me. You know, because I get to be a part of a family and, you know, I have a woman who loves me and puts up with my shit. And, you know, she's giving me two little creatures that fill my heart with joy. I'm like, wow, these should be your wedding vows.

I found a woman to put up with my shit. You're great, okay? And she has creatures. You're my everything and I love you to death. And I'm going to work hard. Paulina, I'm learning how to express myself. Paulina, see I just express myself in a more calm and loving manner. So be more like Paulina.

Because then I think I come across a little aggressive, you know? And I want to work on showing you who's the most important person in my life, which is you, polina! Oh, that was aggressive, I'm sorry. On this pretty much sums up who my giz. Handsy episode by saying, I'm working overtime on changing the narrative of who my giz. Well, that's the problem.

You only want to change the narrative. You only want to change what other people are saying about who you are. You don't actually do anything to change yourself, living in a fun bag, give me a break. Yeah, it just that he has so many unforced errors. He has so many unforced errors. And the narrative is there for a reason

it didn't come out of thin air. Oh, good. OK, well, that's the end of Shaw's of Sunset. Thanks, everyone, for listening. Our next episode will be back to talk some below deck med, so be sure to watch and catch up on that. And you know, follow us on social meds. We're at WatchwareCrapins on Instagram and we're at what crapens on Twitter. And then you can follow Ronnie and I at Ronnie Caram at Ben Mantleker, and on all the platforms. So go do that, and we'll talk to you in the next episode.

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