Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing no...thing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm Ronnie, that's been over there, hot band! Hi Ronnie, what a fun switch up on the opening of the episode! How are you doing today? I call it I still haven't met sham's day Wow this is like a this was like a big haven't seen baby sham's episode wow I feel like we got that that cry about three or four times it was Yes, I love a good tearless, reza cry about baby shams. Baby shams. He's like the baby emperor.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I had so many gifts to give the baby emperor. I saw an emperor butterfly. I thought it could be an emperor, a shams butterfly. Well everybody, welcome to WatchaCrapums. Thanks for being here. Go check out our Patreon Patreon.com slash watchaCrapums. We do a couple videos a week. So if you like watching this on your TV, I mean go over and be on Patreon, okay?
Starting point is 00:02:03 We also do bonus episodes this week. We are gonna do a recap of the first episode of my unorthodox Life from Netflix you guys have been requesting that and listen. We listen. Okay. We're here you So we're doing that this week and I think that's all that I have to announce how about you, Ben You know, I just want to address something lovely, not really lovely. It's sort of funny. Since it's Shaw's Day, I thought I was going to talk about this because on Facebook last week, there was a thread going on where someone was talking about our opening credits and they heard us, they're like, they thought we were saying in the opening credits, that's so bougie, or something like that. And it occurred to me, our podcast has grown a lot since we made those opening credits about nine years ago. Those opening credits were actually just like a temp track, and that's just
Starting point is 00:02:56 the stock that's just what the opening credits are. But at that time, you know, three in a bunch of random impersonations that we were doing at the time, that of just sort of stuck. And what people may not realize is that it's not us saying that so bougie, it's us, it's Raza saying, a Persian, because that was like one of our big jokes back then, of course we still call upon, but like in the early seasons of Shaz, Raza everything was like, a glass of water, that's so Persian.
Starting point is 00:03:26 So for those who are wondering what we're saying in our opening credits, there it is, that's it. The legacy of Raza is ingrained with legacy of crapens. Yeah, there you go. It's so piercing. Oh, Raza. And you can tell that Nima watched all those early seasons because he's trying to do that now. He's like, oh my god, so many white people in the park.
Starting point is 00:03:49 You know how you would be able to tell person people in the park? So here we are. We open in a place called Beverly Hills, Hoyshree, and we see like a sexy leather bunny, you know, lingerie, mask outfit thing. And some sort of braz. And I just wrote, must be a destiny scene. Yeah, I wrote down this already feels like it's a destiny or Nima scene.
Starting point is 00:04:13 And sure enough, then lock destiny. And she's ordering, she's ordered pasties. And then I'm like, okay, the person joining her is either gonna be Nima or GG, and it was GG. It was just like the most, there were a lot of scenes like that this episode where I was like, I feel like we're about to go to GG's condo. Oh, we are. We are. We're fun goes to die. GG's condo. I just hope for this store's sake, really for everybody's sake, that if you try on pasties on your
Starting point is 00:04:46 nipples that you buy those pasties, okay, I need to sign somewhere to says like if you if you have this on your tit, you know, like if you break it, you buy it, like I don't know, but she better about those fucking pasties. I hope she did, which I'd be also happy for because I am sure that would be the first sale for LOL pasties. So GG shows up and she's like, hello, hello, welcome. And she like, yeah, she like lowers her shirt and she has pasties on that say LOL. She was like, laugh at loud bitch. Laugh out loud bitch. Yeah, so MJ comes in and she does a pasty thing again for MJ, which is it's double hilarious this time. And so then Destiny's like, guys, we're here for a reason. I have my company that I literally just started. It's called, hello, hello, hello. I was like, oh, of course, of course, of course.
Starting point is 00:05:47 That's why she says in every other word, the season, because it's a fucking company. Why don't you have a company named Voivoy Voivoy yet? Voivoy Voivoy were prohibited. Aloe fresh. So, definitely. She's like, I'm all about Aloe. Okay, it's accessories, it's clothing, it's pieces, pieces of design, pieces of curated.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You know, Aloe is something that makes you feel even more of a delicious, like sensuous. And I'm like, you have the things they show. It's like a bag that looks like, it looks like Sophia's bag from the Golden Girls. It really does. Wow, that's a good call. It's just got a cheesecake in it. And like a hose, in case you want to like hose down yourself afterwards, you know, like,
Starting point is 00:06:34 hosing yourself down outside while eating a cheesecake. Just to see how much you can scare your neighbors this week. Destiny, yeah. Destiny is falling into the beautiful and sexy trap, which is that you think that that's enough for a brand, right? Because she's like, oh, women are beautiful and sexy. And this is to make me feel beautiful and sexy. Listen, I've seen enough food network
Starting point is 00:07:01 star to know that the beautiful and sexy angle is just not enough for someone like a marketing sec like CZ Vogels and because how many times Ronnie do we have the chef that comes on that's like I want to bring the romance back to the kitchen and you're like okay so what does that mean what does that mean right yeah I just want to make some sexy food they actually one of the winners did have a show like that she was like you know what? Yes, I think so the blonde girl. She ended up having some food network stuff like that and it was terrible She said, okay, tell me what you want to make this is like well my husband and I really lost a spark
Starting point is 00:07:36 Like oh my god, we are so giving him a boner tonight We're gonna do waffles right waffles of spinach Nothing says I'll stick it in me like waffles and the spin ends and I write. What is this thing for a cell? I know. I guess with clothing it makes more sense since, you know, sexiness is so connected with the body. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:57 So it does make some sense, but it's also it's not groundbreaking. Like it's not groundbreaking to say, hey, I want women to feel sexy, so I'm gonna sell lingerie. I was like, that's kind of lingerie to make people feel sexy. Ooh. What, I thought lingerie was to wear the church, Ronnie. God, stick a flag on that crotchless crotch. You just stepped on the moon, lady. You just... Step on the moon. One small step for baby shams, one giant step for destiny.
Starting point is 00:08:27 One giant, the giant of her mankind. So, and also, this is the thing, like when you come up with a new idea, never tell your friends. I mean, that sounds weird. I mean, you're my friend, so I don't mean you. But like other people, you know, you come up with an idea and you're like, oh, I have this new idea
Starting point is 00:08:43 and they're like, really, Ronnie? I mean, trash can lens. I mean, you know, you come up with an idea and you're like, oh, I have this new idea And they're like really Ronnie. I mean trash can lens. I mean You know, they start giving you their own opinions and then by the time you get home It's not your idea anymore. So she's like hey, look, I just want to give you like more even if and make you feel like more sexy Empty because yeah, like to feel safe to feel sexy. It's like no, that just changed a whole brand What does that mean? It feels safe to feel sexy. It's like no, that just changed a whole brand. What does that mean? It feels safe to be sexy You're like in crotchos panties, but like have a robot. Oh, what do you mean a robot? Yeah, I just I just don't feel like this is a revolutionary idea, right? So I then GG Did make it revolutionary make it safe to feel sexy.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Like, you can have like a see through bra, but it's like electrically charged if anyone touches it, you know, shock them. So, well, either way, Gigi's like, I'm not even a lingerie person, I just like my sweats, you know? And she's like, that's my alohani, you know? So then there's just segues into conversations
Starting point is 00:09:47 about when they all had sex last. And MJ didn't have sex in two whole weeks. And Destiny's like, MJ, you're sleeping next to a penis. Come on. So I mean, it's Tommy's penis to be fair. Also, Destiny, you know, we give Destiny a lot of shit, but she is committed, you know, we give Destiny a lot of shit, but she is committed, you know, she's here doing this like, oh, I want everything to be sex, sex, sex. And she's doing
Starting point is 00:10:11 her new diary room thing, wearing pearl necklaces. Like her whole top is made out of pearl necklaces. Yes, she is very committed. She is very committed. She's visualized that. Okay. You know what? But like, I feel like Destiny's version of sexiness is just like that terrible thing you find in a gift bag. And you know, you get the gift bag home and you push through all the tissue paper and you're excited for something so cool. And instead, it's like a, it's a pencil that's in the shape of a heart. And you're like, oh, I'm like, it's fun. It's kind of, it's a sexy pencil. And you're like, well, or it's like the top she's wearing that she thinks
Starting point is 00:10:52 is sexy because it's all pearl necklaces, but you like actually get that and you're like, a lube box and you open it and you're like, why would she get me one of those massagers for a car seat? Or it's like, she just got like a glitter for you, but it spilled and I have the box. And that was like on your hand. And you're like, you're like,
Starting point is 00:11:10 I didn't even touch this and it's all over me. Like this isn't sexy for me. So then MJ with no feeling goes, I'm getting all horny now. I'm getting all horny now. I'm getting horny now. I'm getting horny now. Next time with feeling okay.
Starting point is 00:11:23 So then MJ is like, you know, when I met Tommy, like all I saw was an erect penis. And I will never forget the story of when she met Tommy, she called him over and an Uber. He gets out of the Uber and he's wearing jogging pants and he's got a big boner. Look, he's got a tent. Yes, and then we see flashbacks of their relationship,
Starting point is 00:11:44 which culminates in him saying big what a fuck So she says that she would get an A plus on a report card about being a good mom But a D plus about a wife who gives a lot of blowies So then we go to So then we go to Ruzon Adams house look at me. I've got a huge plate of pastries bitch. Yeah. Bitch last 40 quesons. Don't stop pastry pastry. Um, he was using a small plate to make those pastries look larger. I believe that firmly. I believe that. I believe that was not that was not the proper plate. They were like falling off the side of it.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I'm like, you did not. You're trying to make it look like you served a whole bunch of pastries But you just put a smaller plate. You're trying to you're trying to use optical illusions against me But I know my pastries and your illusions will not work. Resa not at all Well London's here. Hey babe. Hey babe. Hey babe. Oh Wow, I love look at that. Oh my god. a doorway babe. I love the have a doorway in your home Love that we can walk through your doorway babe. Oh my God. I love this. Oh my God. Well, this is a spread I love the spread babe, you know Some people bring seedy me and I bring tarot cards. I've got tarot cards babe
Starting point is 00:13:00 Yeah, babe. I'm gonna do a reading and hopefully you'll pull the Babe car babe. Oh, that'll be great, babe. So you're such a phony. You bring fucking tarot cards with the descriptions written on the tarot card. No, the micros tarot card. Yes. But even I mean, they literally had a better tarot card reader on summer house and that says something. Okay. So Resas like so, so the dog, teeny, Marchini is like looking for crumbs. Yes. The two non-human loves of my life have been because of MJ.
Starting point is 00:13:32 I found Marty leaving her fourth of July party. And then when we were in our twenties, I found a box. We found a box with four kids in it. And I took one and that became my kitten and I, and I, I got to know my kitten became a kitten and I got to know my kitten as a baby. I got to know baby kitten unlike baby shams who I still have not met. And then one time I saw a box with a hole in it and he stuck my penis through the hole and then I brought home Adam.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I'm shams! And one time, and one time, I found this beautiful chicken, but it was already cut up and murdered and killed, and in the box, but they said it was crazy. That's why it was called El Poyo Loco. She got that for me. Yeah, well, originally it was called El Poyo Loco bitch. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe BITCH! Used to be a fatter chicken but then and for your local lost 40 pounds bitch It was a crazy fat chicken
Starting point is 00:14:31 It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy fat chicken It was a crazy She's like, but babe, you can just meet them too. Here's what I'm going to do. I've only been crying about it for 10 episodes. Yeah. She's like, but babe, you can just meet him too. Here's what we're gonna do.
Starting point is 00:15:10 I'm gonna put this ear piece in your ear and I'm gonna tell you how to do it. Okay. No. Have a restraining order because, oh, because of the plants thing. Yes. Okay. Now I knew that Rea was going to turn on her the minute she described his trauma as the plants thing.
Starting point is 00:15:34 All right babe we're gonna ask okay we're gonna ask the tower carbs if to look if you attempt to repair the friendship you know know, I want you in touch. I need I need your energy babe. Okay babe I'll pay it by nature energy right now. Okay, if you attempt to repair the relationship with Tommy. Okay, let me be the pendulum Please show us the results bit man, he gets the cup over flowing card and he's like, oh my god girl girl, that wanted to come out. That couple of over-blood right under the table, bitch. That card was like, don't stop doing it, do it. This is so legit, babe. Love it, babe. So she reads the card because she sucks.
Starting point is 00:16:18 She's like, um, you have to be an artist with this, because this man can be moody and emotional, like everyone in this group, my right, babe. you have to be an artist with this because this man can be moody and emotional. Like everyone in this group, my right babe. Then we have this high spirited optimism. I mean, this is you and Tommy. I mean, look at you, look at you babe, you're giving back to others. Yeah, like, I lose weight and everyone around me gets fatter.
Starting point is 00:16:41 It's amazing. This is amazing, bitch. I recommend Honey Mustatter. It's amazing. This is amazing bitch. I recommend honey mustard. Oh, sorry. I still have my earpiece and I'm talking to Neema at the supermarket. Honey mustard is delicious. You should get it. Hopefully I talk to MJ and the path is open. Can you ask the cards where to get a picture with a handle? Because I have to pick this one up with my bare hands and it's going to break. Who gets a picture with that a handle. The fuck kind of picture is that? No, I'll tell you because I have that picture. Oh, no. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking.
Starting point is 00:17:14 It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking.
Starting point is 00:17:20 It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's breaking. It's really cute and you can use it as a vase. Okay, so I don't want to hear anything more about it because if as a Martini picture it holds a lot of martinis. Well, so do you put that actually. It wouldn't hold less martini if it had a handle. I mean, you have to pick it up with both your hands. So by the time that thing is empty is just.
Starting point is 00:17:43 It's just muck, it's handprints all the way down. The only way I'm going to get rid of my love handles is if I use the secret, and therefore, there should be no handles around me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Love or otherwise? Yeah. So it's like, look at me. I'm taking legal advice from cards.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Oh. Well, it sounds like that was the same advice you took in the first place. So there we go to the Escond deit where Neumann's there and Sherman shows up good to see you dude Hey, bro, it's good to see you. It's so wonderful man. It's so cool that you're down here Oh, what is this place? It's like the best burgers. It's like a celebrity hot spot They've got a roof and tables bro. I'm so bro glad you're you're dude They've got a roof and tables bro. I'm so bro glad you're you're good
Starting point is 00:18:30 Don't look there's Mike dude low-bro key bro. You have to admit bro He's like in a crash and burn like I thought Mike was gonna burn but like look at him look at Mike Mike You're killing it bro. You're killing it dude You're killing it bro get on it bro And Mike's son turns in Mike has like the Mike's son turns in places like The cool-aid man after he's had sex right like the Kool-Aid man Normally just go start me through walls, but after he's had sex he's just like, hey man, he's had sex with ballina Kool-Aid yeah The Kool-Aid man who has a handle I'd like to point out to anybody out there wondering
Starting point is 00:19:02 We're gonna get it right in the hand. Okay. So I'm saying, oh my God, you guys are getting so skinny. Like, look at me, I'm like the fat one in the group now. Needs, doos, bro. They're not getting skinny. You're still the kiss ass in the group, Nima. Yeah, no one's, no one's getting skinny. Literally nobody got skinny in this room.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Literally no one. So Mike's like, all right, I'd like to have burgers and fries and Paulina and make sure that we have ketchup and mustard and no spoof condiments. Thank you very much. He's like, well you still order like a fat guy so that's good. And Nima is like Nima literally is a poser. He's sitting there holding one of his knees up like he's posing for a JC penny catalog. He's just sitting there like So funny. I wish I had seen that. I'm just JCPenny. Yeah, he's sitting there like he's like modeling like a chill guy with his bros
Starting point is 00:20:04 You know what I have to prove myself so like I'm pouring everything I have into it preferably a chill guy with his bros. So, like six. We do. You know what? I have to prove myself. So, like, I'm pouring everything I have into it, preferably from a vase with a handle on it. Because I want to provide for my family, you know? I have a girl with kids. I've got kids now.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I've taken that on. Yeah, he goes, I've, he's like, I've taken that very seriously, like by texting other girls, taking it very seriously by texting other girls. Taking it very seriously, yes. So, serving as how work is, and he was like, a lot has happened, bro. The casting was like a decade, but you know, I'm not doing that anymore because now I'm gonna direct it.
Starting point is 00:20:38 And I have an opportunity, bro, that came up in New York, bro, city. And it was my dream to be by coastal. So my dream, bro. So my dream bro, so my dream. You're by Coastal. So now you must be getting pussy in New York also, huh? Right? Huh?
Starting point is 00:20:53 Huh? You're back little. You're back little. Yeah, what's amazing bro? Like little. Yeah, bro. But press it. And he's like, yeah, the casting business isn't coming back,
Starting point is 00:21:02 but it's opening up other things, you know, legs legs in a different state, bro Other coast legs good for you, bro. Good for you Being able to date on both coast is easily the best part of it You know when you meet when you go to a whole new city It's like they've never seen a hoodie that's under a coat. It's the coolest thing ever Yeah, I can go out on the date and so home Wednesday and hang out on weo on Sunday. I'm like, I'll bet.
Starting point is 00:21:29 So then she's like, oh, how's Baleena? Yes. Well, you know, Baleena, you know, now I have two kids and literally I die and live for her. Okay. I love her more than anyone, which is why I got an apartment to be myself in Fox City, Hollywood. Which is why I got an apartment to be myself in fuck City Hollywood You know what she said literally the nicest thing like if you could ever build a brand off of this comment This is how you would do it. She said if I ever had a sister
Starting point is 00:21:58 I would want you to date her and that was just so incredibly nice I was like could I split her in half and put her on both coast because I buy my coastal now. You're getting creepy, bro. Also, when somebody tells you that you're the kind of guy they would want their sister to date, that's not a compliment. I've never heard that used to, I mean, that's just not a nice thing to say. That's what I was thinking. You know, it's like back up in case you turn out to be a fucking loser. At least her sister's husband will, you know, work. If you think Paulina's not competitive
Starting point is 00:22:27 with her imaginary sister, then you've got something else coming to you because you know, this sister doesn't even exist in short, he has issues with her. She's like, I don't know why she always gets all the attention. She's like, Paulina's sister doesn't even exist. She's a smooth sister. She can beat me.
Starting point is 00:22:42 So we get some fairy music, like some romance music. And we're at MJ's house. me my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, uh, Cheddar Bay biscuits biscuits cheddar biscuits, either way, my red everyone's red lobster radar went off. And so I was very excited. I was like, this is why MJ is my girl. She's ordering red lobster. Probably why she moved to Calabasas. You can't get that shit door dash to you where we live. No, there used to be a red lobster in Beverly Hills on Las Yana, and Wilshire years ago, but that that flows down and it's been like a gaping hole in all of our hearts ever since. So there's not even one in Burbank. How was there not a red lobster? I know.
Starting point is 00:23:32 It's crazy. There's no red lobsters in LA. You have to go outside to the outside areas together. There's one in Englewood. There's one in Englewood. Then after like so convenient. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to the airport, it is more
Starting point is 00:23:45 convenient than Monrovia. There's one in Monrovia. There's one in Gardina. Well, we know because we've looked them up whenever we take a road trip, we look them up. Victorville, I've been to the Victorville one many times on the way back from Vegas. I know where all the red lapses are. I guess there must be one by MJ.. I have to figure out what that one is next time I go like to Calabassus So it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court I'm Matt Bellasife and I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder
Starting point is 00:24:25 's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up any time soon.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So now she's setting that up and Tommy, Tommy is like reading his mantras to sham.
Starting point is 00:25:21 She's like, I will greet this day with love in my heart. For this is the greatest secret of all successes of all ventures. Muscle can split a shield, but it can also with life, but also the unseen power of love can open hearts of men. And until I mass the art, I will be no remain no more than a peddler in the market. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not sure if I can get a one. I'm not now here we are. So then Tommy's trying to look nice for his
Starting point is 00:26:05 day, but he can't fit into his pants either. He's like, get him. It's just don't fit. What am I got there, Piggler? The marketplace. What? Yeah. So then they walk outside on like a rose covered path. And I'm just like, I got red lobster. And so Tommy's like, oh awesome, date no. He just starts yawning because he's exhausted. And his date might be a four after noon, bro. I'm tired, mama. So he gives her a card and she reads it.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Two sugar tush. That's you. That's you sugar tush. That's you. Because you have a you sugar Tush. That's you because you're the other super lover inside you Well, I could call you sweet cans. Hey, by the way, you can't look lawyers tonight. Every day you should have them out She does she's My god and it's mj. I like that. He's pretending the MJ is normally wearing up like a buttoned up pants I like these retaining the MJ is normally wearing up like a buttoned up pants. Yeah, like she's like she's freaking in like a cloak.
Starting point is 00:27:08 She's in the handman's tail. So, so she's reading from my ever from my forever plus one, my Netflix and chill, my ultimate feast, my unlimited shrimp basket. Tommy, did you just write down the menu from Red Lobster? Look, I added it out, Pilar. What do you want from me? So one thing on his list is my house mate. She's like, um, my house mate. He's like, yeah, we live together. My house mates. She's, um, here's to a lifetime of date nights. That's cute. Yeah, where's my card? Look, you put all this
Starting point is 00:27:46 that and I didn't get a card. Yeah, I think your love language is pig Latin and no one understands it. Like actually it's not too hard to understand pig Latin. But so then MJ is like, she's like, well at least I didn't call you my house mate. He goes, well, what do you want me to write? So make, ha ha ha ha. And she's like, well, I'm not trying to find fault on what you did. I think you are. And she tells us that everything that happened with Reza had a ripple effect on him feeling like, I don't have his back.
Starting point is 00:28:21 And so then we get a clip of Tommy going, we're in a problem. My back is what you got always. Yeah, she's like, he's really holding on to a lot of things. Mainly my dick. Jack off on this lobster. Huh. So she's like, but look Tommy, what I really miss is the romance, you know, like, remember when I used to pose naked and it's like, yeah, but we got a kid now. She was, yeah, but I still want to be objectified.
Starting point is 00:28:48 You do. Oh, awesome. That's great. Just what you don't want to check to find me. No, I don't want to, I don't think anyone wants to be objectified. What the hell? She's like, I want to be violated at which point Crystal shows up. I feel like, please don't use that word on bravo anymore. I'm traumatized by it. So then Tommy's, she's like, you know what I mean, violating I feel like, please don't use that word on Bravo anymore. I'm traumatized by it. So then, Tommy's, she's like, you know what I mean,
Starting point is 00:29:08 violating, he's like, no, I don't. Okay? You know, we should have this conversation when our son is up. Hey, mommy wants me to be objective five. She wants me violated. She wants me to pass into Bimso's your crack, open the locks to claws. So, look, we're in a rut, okay?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Like, do you love me as much as the beginning? Yeah. Are Like do you love me as much as the beginning? Yeah? Are you as attracted to me as much as the beginning? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what the most guy takes a lot out of you all right? I'm tired. Do you just want me to pass the butter for your crab leg? Yeah. She's like, you look like you don't really want to be here. Come on, it's nice, it's nice, it's bright, it's very, very bright. Which of course, he's referring to all the TV lights around. It's like how romantic it was just supposed to be, okay?
Starting point is 00:29:57 Yeah. You're having this romantic dinner for me on TV. Like what the hell do you want, okay? Not much supposed to apologize and start crying. Give me a break lady And you can't tell me that the red lobster travels well. I'm sorry. You just will not travel well It's like cold and soggy Which is ironic cuz it's fish so wow this show has so many levels
Starting point is 00:30:17 So now we have Reza and Destiny walking along in their neighborhood. I love walking in the neighborhood with you I love it. Oh, I love it too. It's so relaxing and meditation. Meditate of your stupid idiot. Oh my god. I'm so glad we're just taking a casual walk in the neighborhood so I could bring my pink umbrella from Chinatown. Is it sexy? How is Aaloo going? Probably not as well. Let's rest up. Be obsessed. How is Aaloo going? Probably not as well as recipe obsessed. Uh-huh. She talks about her business a little. He's like, oh my god, I'm so proud of you. She's, oh my god, I love it you are.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I know, I love it. She ain't goes, you know what? Stay focused on those things because there's so much going on around us. And those things will nourish your soul and your pocket book and she says yeah at night if you see the lights on it towards you in the morning I'm working bitch bitch I see you doing it I'm so proud of you it's like look I want to go see MJ because I want to show her look at me like literally look at a bit who lost 40 pounds. I'm in a different place now. Like, so you're thin, so you're a better person? You're still a shithead, you could just run slightly faster.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Yeah, exactly. He's like, you know what I want? Change. I want to write some of the wrongs. You know, like, you know, she's important to me, she's important to me, everything's important to me and like, but baby, that we haven't even had. Shans, is that important to me, she's important to me, everything's important to me, and like a baby that we haven't even had, Shenz is that important to me, and I'm not going to stop fighting. Stop fighting, this is like, he's acting as if there are forces that are keeping them apart.
Starting point is 00:31:59 It's like you have, you put up the restraining order, it's as simple as taking down the restraining order. And she's like, oh my God, who are you? What's in the water? Oh my God, whatever it is has taken you to another place. Yes. Yes. And did you hear him start to say, don't stop.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Get it, get it. He starts to make a little dance. He's like, he wasn't quite ready to debut his line. Just, yeah, he's like, don't stop. So trying to figure out the rest of that part. Don't stop, do it, do it. Don't stop, got it, got it. So then Gigi, it's sweet butter.
Starting point is 00:32:36 It's another episode, so it's another chance for Gigi to have a sit down with somebody that she hates. Because it's always everybody else's problem with GG. Here we go. Who's up next? It's another yes. It's another scene where GG who has been the bane of everyone's existence for 10 years, who's made their lives hell, is now going to announce that she's the bigger person and she's going to bring everyone together. I just know they're all rolling their eyes. So GG's at sweet butter. Sweet butter is basically like the,
Starting point is 00:33:06 well, mix, what was the name of the place in the grove that they would always shoot at, whatever, mixology 101, whatever. It's like the mixology 101 of the valley, sweet butter. So, Sherman strills up, you know, they did, I was a little sad that it didn't do the normal cut of Sherman arriving, which is like some giant car screeching up to the curb and him getting up and,
Starting point is 00:33:25 he's like, Oh, well, sure then. They did the beginning of the episode and the previously, just to remind us, Shervin's going to be on this episode. Hey guys, I'm here. Hey, everybody. So let me just walk down this ladder outside of my car to get up.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Yeah, sure then. So he comes in, he's like, well, I'm happy we got together today. Uh, Gigi. This is great Yeah, it's definitely been a while since I've like talked to you and So he's trying to be just casual and she just keeps giving him a dirty look in her weird like Mini mouse bow that she's wearing. Well, this whole scene's weird So I'm at a dude. Well, this whole scene is weird. So she's trying to be a magnitude. Oh, sorry, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:34:08 No, I was just gonna say that. I came to realization this episode, maybe I should have earlier, that almost every Gigi centric scene is really boring. Yeah, that's just so uninteresting. Someone trying to apologize to Gigi, but nobody's really done anything to Gigi. That's That's what's so funny like at least on housewives shows They're like, oh, I'm sorry for calling you a bitch and pulling your weave last week
Starting point is 00:34:31 You know something but on this show nobody even knows what they did to GG Neva's like well, maybe it's because I rejected you. Oh really you think that's why Okay, we never even find out what the Shervin thing is. I don't even talk about it. Well, I think it was something with when she was doing her woo-sa, her business, something went sour between their business thing, but it was like, the thing that when sour was probably Shervin saying, okay, I'm gonna need you to not be stoned at the next presentation I bring you to
Starting point is 00:35:00 and then she was like, fuck you! So, yeah. So they're just making small talk and you know, Gigi's talk, Gigi's just talking about how she saw MJ and you know, she didn't think she was ever going to be friends with MJ again but she's trying to make efforts and that's why she's here with Shervin because she's trying to be the bigger person to set an example that everyone needs to get along. You know, Gigi is really the standard bearer of, of thoughtfulness and something. So she's like, I just want to be in a room with you and then like say hi. And he's like, yeah, I also miss those times, you know, like you being gone, like it left
Starting point is 00:35:39 a gaping hole. Which is the second time we said gaping hole today. So you know, there we go. It's a shawzary cap. What can we say? I'm happy to see that like this, like at least it's a progression, like, look, I'm going to eat something right now with you. And she's like, after I gave birth, I changed my life.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Okay. It's all the baby. Who we knew this was going to happen. We knew it. It's so boring. We did. Also called her getting pregnant because she had mom hair last year. She came with her mom hair cut.
Starting point is 00:36:09 She, um, so Gigi is now, Gigi's really funny because she, she decided to launch a, a, a season arc on something that she can't realistically do during a pandemic, which is probably, um, Marie. She's, so she's like, I discovered a new way of dating. I mean, I haven't tried it yet, but I've just been talking about it all season. Like, her arc has not actually started because it just doesn't follow COVID protocols for a shooting at TV show. You know, they're like, sorry, GG, we can't have you in a relationship with a guy who's with like six other women and we don't know what's going on with them.
Starting point is 00:36:41 So you just have to talk about how you aspire for it. It has also kind of a weird new mother story, am I right? It's like, you know, what I have six other women and we don't know what's going on with them. So you just have to talk about how you aspire for it. It happens. I also kind of a weird new mother story, mine, right? It's like, you know what, I have a baby. So now I want six boyfriends. What? So she tells him she wants to date, but not one person. And he's like, so you want to be a hoe?
Starting point is 00:36:59 She's like, no, no, no, no, it's not just about sex. He goes, okay, so this guy you're dating, like he's got four of the girlfriends and you're good with that. And she says, well, I only need them to be available to me emotionally, sexually, mentally when I need him. I'm like, that's gonna be all the time, Gigi. If you think that Gigi is gonna be cool
Starting point is 00:37:18 that moment when she'd like needs him and he's off with a different lady in the arrangement and I'm actually upset that this isn't playing out right now because I need to see Gigi lose her mind and Apolly Amriss set up. Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm getting the impression Gigi's just foolish shit and she's just saying this to look like she's still sexually active and cool. Like she's feeling insecure maybe. Like I'm a new, you know, maybe being a new mom is like a it's a new personality for her to try out
Starting point is 00:37:46 So she's like I'm still like young and hip I'm polyamorous Yeah, she's it's she's basically like there was a this like whole batch of sitcoms They came out like six or seven years ago We're essentially all the young writers in the Hollywood had their first babies and then they were like let's write TV pilots about how like We have kids about people in suburbia who have kids, but still want to be like cool. But they fall asleep early now. And so we had all those sitcoms that were about him.
Starting point is 00:38:13 It was awful. That's basically GG. Yeah. So he was like, well, I'm interested to see how that works out for you. So now a glorious scene, MJ and Vita going to the beach for yoga. And so they get they get to the beach. This port by the way, this port cast is being forced to the beach.
Starting point is 00:38:30 It is so inconvenient to go to the beach in Los Angeles and they keep sending them there over and over and over again and no one is close. MJ is maybe close if they're going to Malibu, but now they're back at the beach and they're going down to Hill and Vita, oh, DC's slippery. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's like, yes, mom, I wanted to have you walk down a metaphor of our relationship. This is the first time I'm trying yoga. So they get down and there's like this cute yoga instructor named Bami.
Starting point is 00:39:03 And MJ is like, hi, I'm MJ and this is Mommy. He goes, oh my God, can I call you Mommy? Ha-ha-ha-ha. I was like, no, you cannot. You can call me Vida. He's like, okay, Vida works, okay. Dice, skinny man. So, it's like trying to do like,
Starting point is 00:39:23 trepos or something. It's not cool, it's not cool for wild Vida. Vida does do like trepos or something. It's not good. It's not going for well with Vita. Vita does not do trepos. Yeah, she's like, um, can we do sitting? He's like, um, where can I do this first? She's, no, no, I don't do that. I don't have to. Vita, Vita, however, I do sitting position.
Starting point is 00:39:41 I love that. But she, uh, she didn't really know what she was getting herself into because then when she actually has to sit down, she's like, um, so no, I don't, I don't go down very well. No, I don't sit. So I'm just trying to help her because it's like, obviously it's hard for her to bend her legs or whatever, but I think she quickly realized she maybe should stay standing up, but they get her down. And then Bobby's like, okay, everyone, let's take the legs out wide. And Peter goes, oh, Marseille is good
Starting point is 00:40:11 at separating her legs. So he's like, okay, thanks for having me ladies. How do we feel? She's like, okay. So she tells us, I'm not yoga person, but the instructor is very cute So he leaves and now they have their chill time to talk about Venus basically like are you and Tommy happy and
Starting point is 00:40:34 She's like well, it's a sensitive time for me and Shams. She was I'm talking about you and Tommy. Are you happy? And she's like, well, I don't know. I don't have time to stop and really think about that. We had a date, mate. And it didn't go so great, basically. You know, it's hard to work out the time to spend together. Yeah. And they're just talking about how, like, you know, when the baby goes down, it should be quality time with the husband.
Starting point is 00:40:58 And Fita says, well, you know, this is one of the reasons why our marriage didn't work out, you know, putting the effort is easy. And I'm not saying that I blame you for the marriage falling apart but I'm not not saying it if you catch my drift. I'm not saying you're a horrible daughter Emchi I'm saying you're not ping pong. I'm not saying that you ruined my relationship and now you're going to rule in your relationship, but should we do more yoga? More yoga.
Starting point is 00:41:27 So then we go to Roxbury Park. The outdoor spaces in LA are the real winners of the season. So Nima is going to meet up with Destiny and their dogs. And of course, Destiny brings Frank Sinatra at a little remote control. Yeah, a stupid ass car. And we got, and we got the, the breakouts are at the season, the squirrel. We got to cut away to the squirrel who's just looking like this fucking dog
Starting point is 00:41:54 and bringing this fucking car into my terrain. I'm out of here. I'm going somewhere else. If you ever wanted to amounts to a part of white people that person so arrived, put your dog in a Mercedes So Destiny starts pouring some rosé and she's like are we allowed to do this shit? And he was like, um, I've been did drinking outside for like my whole Life I am just wild and wacky and it's just like a crazy life future
Starting point is 00:42:22 Bicolsel person here hoodie under the jacket everyone hoodie and blazer combo wow wacky and she tells us that they had problems but you know like we weren't into it we had good times and then we see them doing their dance class and him being like oh my god did you go to deckpeck on your phone that is so not wide of you. I love it.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I love us. Listen, I want all of us to be happy and I want to see all my friends win, okay? And like, that's why I tell you all the time. I mean, you look bomb as fuck. Like, I love the way you look like you just stuck your head outside a window of a car going 90 miles per hour and said, wind contour my face.
Starting point is 00:43:04 You're bomb as fuck. And you need to get out there, dude, because like, I think you're like the ultimate catch 22, right? And say, um, for me, like, it has to be like a deeper level with me and guys, like if I want you in my space, I have to like be vulnerable around you. And they asked me, so do you want to be friends with benefits. And they ask Neema, so do you want to be friends with benefits with her? Like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, we already are friends with benefits.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Like the benefits are, she's great. We get to hang out with the park. Her dog has a little remote control car. And if you want benefits, it's like the insurance. You know, you go to the exchange. You know, if you want to upgrade to platinum Neema, it's a little extra. That's a great way to win women over is to compare yourself to the healthcare change.
Starting point is 00:43:51 He's like, fucking the affordable care act. Portable don't care act. I like, I like dense, I love Destiny saying that if she's sure saying that if I want you in my space, I need to feel vulnerable in front of you. I'm like, Destiny, we watch you for like eight episodes last year, make out with a tennis ball. Okay. Don't talk about how you need to feel vulnerable to get with someone. We watched you with Sam. That was some of the most traumatic visuals we've ever had to endure. Oh my God, that guy. So Neema tells her that she's just too guarded and she's like, um,
Starting point is 00:44:29 do you know what that tells me that you guys just like junk it to know me? Yeah, well, that's my fault and I own that and you know, like having your energy back in my life makes me happy and I want to make you less guarded. Okay. So the scene thankfully ends and now we go to a different park. Thankfully I'm not here for Anima and Destiny fake story line. No one is gonna buy this. So Reza is meaning MJ at a park and Reza. Thank you. If someone was open I'd take you somewhere wherever you'd want to go. Yes, girl.
Starting point is 00:45:08 The hair looks so good. Thank you. You're a fine ass fuck. Gary, Gary. Love your hair, bitch. Just like, um, I just got it done and I might cut it. Okay, great. They're back.
Starting point is 00:45:23 So, rest is like, so, I have to tell you, I've been doing something I wish you were much more involved in. As you know, I sold a book and I hired this writer, and one thing she encouraged me to do is to assign documents to back up my stories, and I told her, I told her, I have that friend who is a big part of helping me come out. You were an ally before I even had to start taking Ally to shit out fat. You were an ally before I'd even seen an episode of Kate's and Ally. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh a business card so he pulls out like MJ's dad's business card like he's totally manipulating her with props and everything right and then he's like you know Shan senior gave me the courage to go out into the world and his namesake is out on these streets so to speak and I feel
Starting point is 00:46:37 like he's a little emperor so I need to make things right. So um then's like, oh my God, baby, he's like, hey, you remember when you wrote this card for me? It's like, oh, no, this was really going to set Tommy off. He's watching this episode where she didn't get him a card, but now he's looking at this romantic card that she got for Resa after she said that the cards are not her love language. Yeah, I'm gonna go over well. And she's like, you know, I'm so down for this last year to be a blip where we just don't even remember and I think myself, how are we gonna do it? But I have a very challenging husband situation. And so... Well, I'm glad you brought that up because London came over and she told me she mad champs. I started crying and it was so hard for me. I'm setting when I hear things about you or the baby or other people it's like very unnerving for me and I thank you for this and it feels like I have an
Starting point is 00:47:44 opening to make it different and I want you. I'm going to know I'm very unnerving for me and I thank you for this and it feels like I haven't opened to make it different and I want you. I've been to know I'm regretful about everything, especially not being able to meet. Bo-lima! Just had to break that up. Just had to break that up. It was a spoof cry. So he's like, well, look, obviously I would have to drop this restraining order before I change anything. And she goes, yes, that's where my head's at. So then we go over to Gigi's condo, where Gigi's pretending to hold her baby for five seconds before she answered off to the nanny again. Yes. Which was I'm like, I say that in a judgmental tone, but you know, if this ever happens to me, I'm doing the same damn thing. When you say if this ever happens, you mean another boring scene in a condo by yourself with a nanny and a baby and a dog.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Yeah, pretty much. So who comes over? Let's see. Doesn't someone come over? Oh, Destiny. Oh, girls, Destiny is the official come over of the episode. I really have the season. If they need someone to come over, it's going to be Destiny or London or Neema. Well, do you have anything to say about this scene? Or should we just give it? Basically, the TLDR TLDR is that they're G GG out of nowhere has decided that she wants to take
Starting point is 00:49:09 them all back to nature. So there's like a little fun stuff about how the Redwoods give you energy and they do this some stuff on the screen. They vibrate the screen. It's stupid. They're going on a cast trip. They're going on a cast trip. That's all they have.
Starting point is 00:49:22 So you need to know. Yeah, pretty much. So then we see everybody, it's like the beginning of an episode, like Nemis playing with this fat in the mirror, like, bro, I don't even know how all this stuff on my side. And Mike is showing his brother the outside of the building. He's like, look at these tiles that look like wood. Isn't that something? You never thought I could do it, huh?
Starting point is 00:49:41 It's spoof wood, huh? Good. Yes. It goes beautiful, right? I'm like, literally the most generic building texture. It's beautiful. Beautiful. Black and white marble, but also looked like wood. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:49:59 But in a- So I guess this will be supposed to be the beginning of a different episode, where they're all packing to leave town, right? Because then we see Gigi packing with her dog chasing him around because she's or she is stolen a water bottle. He is stolen a water bottle. But then we go to the dog pronounce correct. I know. Sorry. It was like misgendering the dog. Sorry guys. So then we go to resume, resume, resume, and Adam. That's the most boring couple name ever. Resom. Resom. Resam.
Starting point is 00:50:25 We go to them in a park because, you know, COVID. And they start doing this, like, sad karate. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, you do it. You do it. Oh, you didn't know, Resa. Oh, tyquon.
Starting point is 00:50:39 No, no, no. So, yeah, it was, was it was it was something and then Raza's like Oh honey, I told you not to hurt my So after we were attacked by Tommy which by the way you weren't attacked by Tommy Plants were that's so funny Attacked by Tommy cut to Tommy throwing a flower pot. Adam decided to take this person and say to him to his own hands. And not only is he good, he excels.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Motherfucker is strong. That's my man. Hello. And then we cut the Adam going, okay, you twist their arm behind their backs and then you kick him in the back. Do you need them emergency room, honey? Do you need them or do the seam room? I just want to see Adam in his like crop McGaw class and then he's like, all right, I'm going to turn you on your side and like, and like, need punch you and I'm going to twist your arm and then you will be, you will, you will be totally out of commission and then someone just comes and like scratches his mouth on the neck with the flower.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Oh, Gigi! One reason we're here talking, because I decided something in the moment and maybe it was a conversation I should have had with you in advance, which is very not person. But they understand that you are not tall enough to write the person right? Okay, I met with my sense and I want to meet Shams So I basically told her I'm gonna drop the restraining order. Hmm. How do you feel? Well, you know you talked to MJ first like puts me in a weird position because like last year people were blaming me and so like if I want to say I want to keep it, I look like the bad person. Oh, Gigi. Oh, sorry. It was just like sometimes my nerves flare and I remember.
Starting point is 00:52:36 And when he says last year people were blaming me, it cuts to Reza last year at a party going, well everybody, Adam feels safer with the restraining order. So, Resasis, you're saying no. And he's like, well, Tommy came to our house to do damage. What do we do? Like, what do we show Tommy by removing the restraining order that what he did is okay? Like, I want to keep the restraining order, but I also want to support you. And he's like, well, I want to do it in my heart. What is right and show things are different. And he's like, well, we have our life, your life, and our home to worry about.
Starting point is 00:53:13 I want about the flower pots. Think of the flower pots. I just planted a hydrangea, and I don't think I could go through this again. Okay, Resa. Okay, Adam. Like I get what he's saying. Resa should not have done that behind Adam's back. Like that's not cool to do
Starting point is 00:53:29 to your partner. We're getting rid of this risk frame. But Adam, you're also on a television show and you're blocking like a whole bunch of people. You're you're basically fucking with production and you work in TV and you know what you're doing. You can't do that. Well, and also I feel like I actually do think the lesson has been learned. I mean, Tommy did have to go to court and everything. It was pretty bad. And jail. And jail and everything. And it's not a situation where it's like, if there have been, I think,
Starting point is 00:54:00 like a physical attack or whatever, I don't know if I would be the same, but I think that like, it's okay to lift it at this point. You know, I don't know, maybe I'm being manipulated by the editing, but I think it's probably okay. Yeah, I mean, like, my life, Tommy was in the wrong, so I'm not gonna say, like, Oh, Tommy didn't do anything, he did do something, but okay, enough now.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Yeah, I think there's a way, there's, I think there's still a way to exert punishment without having to, I don't know if there needs to be like a restraining order, right? Like just stay away from him or just never socialize with him again. You know? Also, I think it's unfair for Resa to make it sound like
Starting point is 00:54:39 this is all Adam, you know? Because he is still blaming Adam. Like we saw a clip of him blaming Adam last year, but you know, Resa was like blaming out it like we saw a clip of him blaming Adam last year But you know rest it was like that is it Restraining order will see how they like it when he can't even film and you know, yeah Think about it, but anyway fun episode this was episode 10 I'm not sure how many there are this season, but I'm still enjoying it still loving the jaws I feel like that's gonna be 16 episodes because they're gonna go on vacation for two or three and I'm not sure how many there are this season, but I'm still enjoying it, still loving the jaws.
Starting point is 00:55:05 I feel like that's gonna be 16 episodes, because they're gonna go on vacation for two or three, and then there'll be some wrap up. So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say 14 to 16. All right, well, it could be a 13 episode order, I don't know. Who knows, the point is still fun, okay? Even with the awkward destiny and Nima scenes. At least it's funny, you know.
Starting point is 00:55:26 It's a good season, it's really good. Yeah, they're doing a good job. Okay, everybody, thank you so much for being with us. We will be back, Maniana with some below deck. Midditsuramian, which is a really crazy episode. So join us for that and we'll talk to you next time. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors.
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