Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset

Episode Date: July 17, 2017

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excited. I'm getting ready to go to New York City. I know it's our big New York show, our 500th ever episode. It's gonna happen at Gotham. And you know, we have had a lot of people who are like, we want to go see it, but we're like tickets are sold out. If you go to our Facebook page, something that has started to happen is people have had to cancel the last second and are now posting things like, oh, I have two tickets I can't use. So don't give up hope. Keep an eye on the Facebook page because you might find a random ticket there,

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we've posted on social media. So do yourself a favor and give us a little follow. Yeah, guys. And by the way, so I'm here in New York already. I got a head start on Ronnie. I left yesterday on Sunday. And guess who was on my flight to New York? Well, I already know. So I don't have to gas, because I follow you on social media. That's right, look, that's a perfect, it's a perfect dovetail with our social media, whatever you call it.

I have, by the way, I'd like to say, I have no access to coffee right now. I am in my parents home, I'm in my childhood bedroom. No cars are here, so I have no access to go to Dunkin' Donuts or Starbucks to get myself a copy. So I'm the words are going to not come out of my mouth properly. But anyway, Lydia McLaughlin was on my flight to New York City as well as her mom, Judy. What'd you hook up?

Well, while I was sitting there at the gate on our Virgin Atlantic flight, a Virgin America flight. And all of a sudden, I see Lydia and Judy and I was like, oh my god, oh my god, this is Kismet. They're here. It's a housewife. I'm going to New York for our Watchcraft and Live show. This is all happening. I got so excited.

So I just like walk up and this is like, we're literally boarding. They're like announcing these, but I'm like, I have to say something. So I'm like, hey, Lydia, she's like, yes. And I'm like, hey Lydia, she's like, yes. And I'm like, hey, my name's Ben. So I'm like, my name's Ben. And obviously, I watch you guys on TV. But on top of that, I co-host a Bravo podcast called Watch Your Crappens. And I'm actually flying to New York right now for a 500 episode. And she goes,

congratulations. So which was actually a really nice thing to say that she wasn't like, oh cool, she immediately congratulated us and I chatted with them and I was like, do you want to come to the show on Wednesday? So here is the latest news. Lydia McLaughlin from Real House as a Orange County Lydia McLaughlin from Real House as a Orange County is actually not coming to our show on Wednesday. She flies back on TV. God, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Show that story, Ben. See you.

But I got their contact information, so hopefully they're going to come on to the show at some point. The regular show, just a regular old crap in episode. But so sweet. And then when I boarded the flight, they were sitting in first class, but I was stuck there standing like when I boarded the flight, we like, you know, they were sitting in first class, but we like, you know, I was stuck there standing in front of them, you know, because the line wasn't moving because some bitch had to put her stupid, trigger Joe's bag up top and then down below, then up top again. So I was like,

hi, and like, I'm like, right, and so, I will in the poor section with this greater Joe's b-ots. I was really 10, there's my first time flying Virgin America, actually, and so, you know, they have got that function where you can send messages to other seats, you know? And I was so tempted to start sending messages to Lydia. I was like, she's trapped. I could just message her. I was like, hey, what's going on?

It's Ben and Ro 17. And then I was like, that would be the worst. Hi, it's Ben and Ro 17. I'm a noble man. I'm in steerage. Could you send me a drink? Thanks. Said she was up there with her mom. I was talking Ro 17 with some dude who's coughing on his arm the entire time. So if I'm sick for the live show, you'll know why. Oh, God, I will not like that. No, I'll push through.

But you know what? Since I've gained weight, I'm that person in the seat that's like taking up the other side of the seat. And then I'll fall asleep every time. So I'm that guy in the big brother thing last week in the game where they're like, you have to sit in a seat between a big guy and a little lady. And then the big guy's like following a sleep on them and slaing all over the place. That's me. So I can't complain about anybody. Like you could sit on the seat next to me with a chicken and I can't even give you shade because, you know, I'm one of those people on there. By the way, how did I get Delta and you got Virgin? I was the one you asked for a Virgin. Really? Yes. And I am on fucking Delta. I'm not happy. Well, I'm on Delta going back.

So my one and only shot at messaging Lydia. Like I should just message random people. I'm like, hey guys, watch our crap and just podcast. Go listen to it. Everyone's like, who the fuck is this person? I think you're just such a good person. You have much better jujus in me. I'll probably get sat next to MJ or something. Eat the wings right off my my tray table. That's a good transition to the fact that we're actually here, not to talk about Lydia on the airplane, because there's really no more story to it than that. Oh, except that when I landed, my parents were of course, they're a baggage claim, like so happy to seem like a like our son is back.

I was like, hold on one second. I went over to Lydia and mom was like, bye, Nancy, we should like, and my mom was like, Oh, is that your friend? I was like, hold on one second. I went over to Lydia and mom was like, bye, Nancy, we should go, bye. And my mom was like, oh, is that your friend? I was like, no, it's a real housewife. She was like, oh. I like the both of our moms are in the same place with what we do. So that's how my parents last week.

And my mom was like, you know, she gets so nice after a couple drinks that can ask to late night. And she's like, I just want you to know you still have a chance. You still got a chance. You're never two old. Get out of here. What? Don't get up.

Don't get up. I don't know exactly what she thinks that chance is for but damage She's holding on to that thing tight. There's always a chance Ronnie. There's always a chance There's still a chance I'm so excited for you to get here to New York. We're gonna have so much fun. I'm so I'm sucks at it I ca I find out find someone to iron my shirts Sucks I that a car first thing find out find someone to iron my shirts Mm-hmm second thing party with man party with man. We've never been like good together. I know we should go to boutique

We should go to boutique the Regency and then the region plays called the dick because you know New York's gay bars They're not subtle at all. They're like is it called a cock? I don't I don't even know. I just remember going into when I was like, wow, subtle New York. Yeah. No, we should definitely, we definitely have to do the ball skin, gay bar. Tomorrow night, let's do a full, full fledged real house while I've stalks, Ash. Yes, please. Yeah. We're going to report back to what we see and what we don't see, but we're definitely going to the Regency. Yeah, I think we're gonna be recording our bonus episode this week Walking around New York drunk. We have to we have to record a bonus episode in the Regency or something like that It's gonna be amazing. Although I heard Regency's are Thursday nights. That's when what's this?

Bonska's a lot. Why do I do that Facebook? I thought he goes on Wednesday nights. I thought that was his whole thing I was a Wednesday night. It is. But either way, yeah, on our Facebook page, I like that we're talking a lot, but it actually is all pertained to Bravo. So it's relevant content, everyone. Yeah, guys.

But on the Facebook group, the watcher crap in the Facebook group always changes its name, but it's currently like, how is Craig feeling, not well-resteded or something like that? I don't know. But someone there went to the Regency and saw Tom and took a picture and we all jumped on it and we're like barking commands. Like, do this, do that, do this.

So exciting. It's like 800 comments on it. Literally, seriously. I can't. Okay, let's get to the show. Oh, so, so, so. Show us this sunset. They're back.

These awful people are back. Yeah, these awful people are back. And this time, they're not even pretending that they're not awful. Because you know how sometimes they're like, well, we're not awful at all. And then they rip each other. This year, they're like, we're the worst people in bravo.

Let's have fun. Yeah, they really, they really, really are. And the fact that they keep saying, whoa, can you believe it's been six years? Oh my God. I'm like, yeah. And you've like somehow regressed every single year. Yeah, it's, it's, it's not like it's not getting any cuter.

But at the same time, if they, if they softened up, it wouldn't be as fun, right? Because it's like with van and pump rules, you know, we want Van Nuppen brules, we want them always to be caddy and awful. And if the moment they start softening up and doing things like getting into serious relationships, it's not as fun, right? No, yeah, exactly. Well, I don't think they can in this. I mean, they get in serious relationships, but, you know, MJ is never going to just start wearing a normal outfit, you know? Like MJ is not going to just go to pee in the pod and buy a decent pair of acid watch jeans. That's never going to happen.

And she's just not going to get any pee pods either. Too healthy. Yeah, so the season premiere opens up at MJ's new condo, at which point, I would have lit a candle because MJ, for those of you who are new to the podcast, for many years MJ lived directly across the street from me, and that was one of my claims to fame, is that MJ was a cross, it was basically Sarah Palin can see Russia from her window, I can see MJ from my window metaphorically, but now she's gone, and it's like, what else I have nothing else to brag about? I was going to Ben's house one time and passed her

and she was wearing these tights. You know those like exercise-legging tights things? And it was just Chevron, it was black and white Chevron. I almost crashed my car because I was like, well, what's happening with that crazy chevron wall? And it was MJ walking her dogs. She was, she was foreshadowing the return of Twin Peaks. Yes, it was that it was that for she is the black lodge.

She's someone that you go into and you come out, you're a changed person. You go inside of MJ, then you're stuck there for 25 years. You might just find a strange old tree with a blob on its top. It's like some some hubbubba chewing gum and like an old wing and a wingbone. There's talking backwards. And

there are strange people in the Pacific Northwest who are looking for ways to get in. Exactly. So M.J. is new apartment is exactly the same with the last one, right? It looked exactly the same to me. It looked pretty much the same except I think that the exterior looked like tackier. It looked like one of those faux, I don't know.

It didn't look faux-tuskin but it just looked like one of those typical condos. At least the condos she used to live in was like tall, it's taller and sleek, not only sleek, but it looks nice from the street, you know? Yeah. But this one, eh, I think it's a downgrade, especially because she's now, well, living with Vita. Yeah.

Well, we get a shot of Toya, the Monfrosan dog, and then Tommy's over there, and he's like, whoa, look at that! It happened! Look at the sky. Larry! Whoa, the mats are on! So, yeah, MJ is like, the chaos,

she goes, the chaos we live in, I actually am proud of. And to say that, it's chaos is she goes, the chaos we live in, I actually am proud of. And it's to say that's chaos is an understanding because they're both moving in and renovating at the same time. So it's not only are there boxes should everywhere, but there's like sinks that are like on the counter. Girl, there's some swiffer wets on the bed. It's not right. It's just not right.

So she's taking pictures out of a box and she's like, oh look, this is a picture of my mom. And I think it's right before her divorce because she looks super depressed. When does your mom not look super depressed? And Tommy goes, she's probably criticized and the guy took the picture. He's probably right too.

Yeah, what do you take such shots? What do you take such angles? And she's like looking through a box and and Tommy's like oh babe look it's yeah it's like a bullet candy babe yes think of that ass huh? Yeah and he starts doing a handle lecture thing he's like I think I'm gonna have some some father be exactly God up some follow beans So M. Take gets on the phone and and by the way when she's on the phone Did you know that the producers they zoomed in on her dirty foot? Her foot was covered with like black soot So shady hence the swiffer wets. Yes, they're like showing her the they're

showing her her issue and the clue. Okay, you're dirty. She basically has. She pays has to use swiffer wets as like her doctor shows inserts. So she's calling her mom to ask her if that picture was taken before the divorce and then the camera swoops up and Vita's Hanging her head by the wind her window upstairs, which is terrifying And she said, oh, do you want me to come down there to see how tabal you're doing with your life, EmG Would you like me to come down and see how horrible you are embarrassing me and don't laugh EmG? Why would EmG do that? why what I'll tell you why because she's a completionist okay so her mom looks like the Persian doors robberts she's like I got to

see this through gotta move next door I got to fulfill my everybody loves Raymond life who's uh who's the big brother Tommy? So over at Mike's new house. Yeah, Mike is in a new house in the hills. Yeah, he's like love changes man. Okay, Mike is turning into somebody from like a community theater production of like the Godfather. He's now got this. He's really hunched over now and he's got a full face and makeup and his face is always like half squinted, half closed.

I don't know what kind of shoe deals this guy is doing, but he's turning totally mafia on us. Yeah, yeah, I don't think that he's doing any shoe deals. I think he is living off of mommy and daddy's money, which, you know, God bless them. But we see this since he has this new house that he resa helps him design it, basically resa designed the whole thing. And Mike goes, yeah, chicks love it. Like you're so in touch with your feminine side by having a gay designer. I'm like, that's not being in touch with your feminine side to have a gay designer. That's just like, you have a friend who's gay who said I want to do this for you otherwise you're gonna look dumb. Yeah that's like being in touch with your like

Ross. I mean the shit that res abroad and we see a clip and he's like look at this it's big gold circles it's a dreaming and a big gold circles. That is not a gay thing okay. That's so Persian that's so gay Persian, it's Persian. There's one thing that trumps the gayest designer of all time, and that's being Persian, okay? You can out tacky any gay designer on the market with just that one quality about yourself. That's right, gold everywhere. Yes, big brass ball thing on while I wrote. So of course he calls this mom and

she's like how many people are coming off Friday? Do you want me to do anything for you? What can I do for your mic? Like his mom so excited, Jessica's gone. Yes. She is thrilled. Who can blame her? Yeah, we then go over to the sofa tell where we see Reza navigating the many nuances up a chair. He's like putting his knee on first and then swiveling. He's like, oh wow, this is quite the chair. And then I have to share swivels. It's like a teacup. It's like a teacup made out of wicker. Oh, Disneyland, you go girl. This bitch is made out of wicker. Like that's crazy. Like this bitch is all like, I'm out of wicker. I'm not a normal chair. I'm gonna get up in this bitch because this bitch needs to sit.

Bitch needs to sit sometimes. Am I right? Everyone, bitch needs to sit. Motherfucker. Girl, you better step off. I'm gonna sit on this wicker. It's like a horror movie called the wicker man. So then Asa shows up and you know she's in her typical Asa captain, but she sort of does a little thing. She pulls it back and guess what? She's pregnant. He's like, what?

You had an omelette this morning. It's not that huge of a difference, no offense. But he's like, look at you, Asa. You're decked out like a motherfucker Bitch needs to relax bitches all like I did to wear a captain, but like motherfucker can't wear a captain all the time right bitch I like yeah, I love how people prioritize things on this show She's like oh, where's our high so good to see you look. I got two new pieces look this piece of gold is intertwined with this piece of gold. And he's like, I love gold, because I'm person. Person is so like in love with gold. Gold is so perishing. She's like, oh yeah, I'm pregnant.

It's like the gold for the pregnancy second. Yeah. So to celebrate, I don't know if you got this, but the rest of it says the waiter will have two of everything on the happy hour menu, please Yeah, it's like you know, there's just two of you there, right? Yeah, of course I got it and the waiter was terrified. He's like oh, okay Okay, he's got to walk away like really I Did like though that Reza was like well, she's always wearing a calf tan and she eats a lot It's a good way to keep a baby secret. She's like, that's true. She is sort of always in kind of like first trimester.

Yeah, I'm one of those girls that would have a baby at prom without even knowing that she was pregnant. I'd be like, oh my god, I was pregnant this whole time. I thought it was like the domino's deep dish. Just some really bad gas and perpetual bad gas. So of course, Aisa is or Aisa is trying to you know be well she's not trying she's just being Aisa she's like well I wanted to be showing a bit more before I told my friends but it's a miracle and now I have a miracle baby inside of me and she

start singing this song you know and like whatever what is it for me and she starts singing this song, you know, and like whatever. What is it, Percy? Yes. And the lyrics are like, I don't want my eyes to see the world. What the fuck kind of song is that? You're basically like singing a charm for your baby to come out blind. Like we may be. Dermain.

Dermain, he of the back of the head. She's like, oh, and I had that, you know, Jermaine is so happy. And then they show the picture she took last year of her facing the camera. And it's just the back of his head. Oh, man. So that the big question is, is MJ going to be happy for us? No, of course not. MJ will never be happy for anyone because she's Vita's daughter. She can never be happy. So yeah, she's not allowed to be happy for us. No, of course not. MJ will never be happy for anyone because she's Vita's daughter. She can never be happy.

Yeah, she's not allowed to be happy. Speaking of rest. It's not too happy either because he's like, oh great, I finally married Adam. I know it's gonna want a baby. Thanks a lot. You jacked up my life, bitch. Bib, so we go back over to MJ's condo and viewers like, why do you guys have all these boxes in the middle? I mean, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are these boxes in the middle? Where is so many boxes? You can't even take 30 minutes to take the boxes out. Look, you don't have a coffee table. What if I want a drink of water MJ. I do I put it on the box or do I put it on my knee. You don't even take 30 minutes. And she's like, well, we have other stuff going on. And Tommy goes, how about the sick in the hospital and this looks like the,

yeah, you know, just loses it in the screen. Just out of nowhere. I couldn't tell if either of the editors had cut away part of this fight building up or if this was totally staged. But either way, he just loses it. Now if he's like, why do I come here for me to be yelled at? I could just go upstairs. Mimjejun, I could go upstairs. I don't have to be here. When my water, my water on my knee, my knee is cold now with my invisible water.

You cannot control me. He has no respect for me. No manner. No manner. No manner taught me. No, he has it me. Why he has it me? And he's like, I'm sorry, Vida.

I'm sorry. Still yelling. So funny. And then MJ is like, this reminds me of when my parents got divorced, and it's like, I'm six years old. And this is their last fight. And then Vita walks off. She's all pissed off. And MJ goes, bye. And then they just show the subtitles under and Vita's like, Oh, look, and it says his mother is a whore.

That's going to come back on the reunion that's for sure and MJ says I just want us to be like the Brady Bunch They were broken family and they came together. They weren't the husband and wife were divorced from other people Okay, oh weren't they weren't they divorced or they were they divorced were they widows or widowers? I don't know I never really was because in that time it was like a better for them to die than to divorce you know that was a big yeah back then yeah yeah no um yeah that's I think maybe a bit maybe the parent trap would be a good would be a good comp also although I guess that would make Tommy and MJ brother and sister oh my god I could do you

imagine if there was no big doubt with that could you imagine if there were two MJ's like the good Empty and the badm J summer camp like the parent trap. Oh Terrifying or two Tommy's One likes the meds and one likes Yankees. I'm sorry The next scene is Golesa Yeah. So the next scene is Golnesa. She's a totally different person now, you guys, which this is the third season now of Golnesa.

Like, I'm totally different. Like, things are totally different from me now. Yeah. She is now hanging out with Tara. Who's our friend from newlyweds the first year? We met her through, remember we met her through Craig. And I didn't realize that that was her. Yeah, it's Tara Tara, who has that awful husband. She's like, I will drive here from Malibu to get away from that asshole.

Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, you know, that Gigi is completely out of her mind and saying because she's doing the thing, which we've taught you on the show is what insane people do when they start wearing really positive insta memes on their t-shirt and gold prints and they start doing yoga every second of the day and claiming that they're a good person at because they do yoga only the craziest of fucking people do that in this town it's all the people who are so crazy and just had to quit cook yeah exactly so they go to a place called hypSlow, which I've seen before. I think it's on Fairfax. I always thought it was a restaurant, but apparently it's not. Apparently

it's some ridiculous yoga meditation place because HyperSlow is a really good, ultimate title for this show. very loud, excited people who move very slowly. Yeah, so this lady is like, welcome, welcome to HyperSlow. Your heart is closed, that is holding onto anger and resentment. Let's open those hearts. Please, can we open those hearts? And Gigi says, I took this six months for self discovery and I disconnected for everybody. And I'm on the path to forgiveness now. And some people are told that fire is hot and they learn.

But me, I jump into fire and I burned for five years. I was burning. The fuck you talk about. That's what that means. You have bad judgment. Yeah, you are the fire. The the fuck you talk about. That's what that means. You have bad judgment. Yeah, you are the fire. What are you talking about? Yeah, and then I love though that then we got a flashback

to Gigi being totally crazy last season. And my favorite part I totally forgot about was when she came running out at gallery and accidentally like ran right into Adam and he was like, Gigi. Yeah, he had like the scratches. He was like, I got scratched by GG. Yeah.

And GG, this is like GG's big AA moment. Just like causing physical pain to Adam, that was a wake up call. And then we get a close up of the scratches. Yeah. And she goes, I couldn't go on like that. So I checked into a rehab facility. And now I only drink sometimes.

Like, that's like the best rehab I've ever heard of. They're like, just drink like slightly less, okay? Yeah, exactly. So they're all on this candle circle and there's this hot guy. He's like, yeah, I'm hot, Hollywood, you know, X-Hair, Wind, whatever. And then they, it's like a candle circle and they're all laying down. And then this guy just starts sobbing And I was like oh my god

So he's like sobbing by himself and then all of a sudden he's like They all just have having these primal screams like Los Angeles this is lost this is the city that we live in. Yeah, and she's like, you know, they're all screaming and it's like a horror movie. I don't know if they're coming for me. I don't know because my eyes are closed. But, you know, this process is weird and she's like, but oh, mother fuckers, ohm. So my favorite is the instructor. She's like, you know, I think it was time for forgiveness. And, you know, I want you guys to think of forgiveness

as self-love. So, what, Gigi, can you forgive someone? She's like, so Gigi says, yes, I would like to forgive myself for doing being so hard on myself and doing all this. I was like, no, no, no, it doesn't work that way. Don't get to forgive yourself, okay? The whole point is you forgive someone else and that's how you help yourself,

not by forgiving yourself. Yeah, when did you come after yourself with a knife? She's like, well, I'm fire, so I touched myself. And then she literally did, because they had to write the name of who they forgive down on paper and then burn it, and she wrote herself and then burnt it. Which by the way,

she's sticking with your own fucked up. And it's the same thing it. Which by the way, she's sticking with your own fucked up. And it's the same thing that, and by the way, the little thing she would have the paper and I catch it and find that floats up, that's the same thing that Brandon and Craig did on newlyweds the first year. So she's just taking everything from them now. Tara, that little fire paper thing,

she has to be more original. Yeah, she's also about to marry someone really quickly. She's like, what are we taking that whole? I forgot about that. She's a disaster. She really is a disaster. Also a disaster is Asa. She's not really a disaster, but she goes to get her checkup.

You know, she hears the heartbeat of her baby. And she's like, oh my god, I want to buy an ultrasound machine. So I could hear the heartbeat. I was like, lady, you need to relax. I mean, it's nice that you can hear a baby's heartbeat, but it really sounded like someone like swishing around in a pile of pudding. He's like, boom, boom, boom.

Okay, so like- It typically sounds like MJ, like walking around of the ring. Yeah. Oh. I'm the doctor. I love her doctor. She's like, hi. And her mom's looking at the baby. She's like, oh. And her mom's looking at the baby.

She's like, oh, look, it got big now. And Asa says, Oh, doctor, you know, this baby is kicking. It's like a gym for the baby. How the fuck would you know? The doctor's smiling, pleady. Like, you don't think I hear that every fucking hour of the day from all you mothers.

No. But she's like a baby and a sack of goo, never heard it before. And Osis, like listening to this heartbeat is like the most beautiful song I've ever heard. Well, at least that I've made. You know her next song is gonna be a sample of the heartbeat. You just know it. And it's gonna be some installation where Osis

can stand against the wall and have colors projected against her. All you're gonna hear is like the heartbeat of the baby. The only shock in this scene is that she doesn't try and shove a tiny Berca up her womb to see if the baby wants to wear it or not. I can stop to you. I want this baby to have the ultimate feminism which is free choice whether or not she wants to be in a Berkhead in my womb. So actually, the real sort of surprising thing, but I guess really not surprising is that when the doctor says, okay, so we're going to do some vaccinations for open cough next time and I'll say, oh, I don't know. That kind of scares me.

I was like, ASA, don't push me. I like you, ASA. You're one of my favorites. Please let like, Asa, don't push me. I like you, Asa. You're one of my favorites. Please let's not go down this path. Okay. Get your vaccination. All right. Like don't do this whole thing. I don't want to harm the baby. I'm afraid it's going to do this or that.

But no, you'll be fine. You're going to do more harm. Otherwise, take the vaccination, bitch. Also, you've already been pricked by Germaine Jackson. Like everything from here is downhill. You know what I mean? It's in the easy way. How do you hang out with your group of friends

and not want to get vaccinated? Yeah, no kidding. You're about to shoot for three months with MJ. Take any shot they offer you. And she's like, what's your main is vegan raw? And you know, it's a good point, because why would dead flesh be what my baby needs? Elephant are vegetarian.

Look at gorillas. They're like the strongest animals. Babe, look at gorillas. I'm like, yeah, get a vaccination. Yeah, please. So you guys... How about that? Am I the typical Persian mom?

No. But thanks for asking. Okay, so next is tennis. Oh, yeah, resident Adam go to play tennis and Adams like, um, you may not know this, but when I was younger, my mom and I were the best players in town. So we're kind of kind of be like innocence Reno right now. Um, and the head tennis and Oklahoma, that's so why? That is so way. Were you playing tennis with cows? Because it's so cool. Oh my god. It like this motherfucker thinks he's playing tennis before.

Like deuces. Get it. Doos tennis term. I'm gonna have to your at I'm gonna have to your balls. I'm gonna have to your ass. Look how did these two even have dinner without having enough the whole time? So Adam, like the Marcinando Vratalova of West Hollywood, she gets up there and he can barely hit the ball for his life. His form is so terrible. Like, listen, I'm not saying that I'm an amazing tennis player, but he... There's no way that he was the number one player in his town unless his town consisted of like three people, okay? Yeah, fourth thing. Yeah, he was so awkward and on top of that The entire time I'm watching the scene. I'm like there are so many balls on this court This is so dangerous. Why are they not picking up any of their balls and sure enough? Adam goes and steps on a ball and twists his ankle

And poor Adam instead of him like getting any sort of special treatment, they just shove him off to the side. Yeah, like you're laid down here and we're gonna continue the scene without you. Yeah, the tennis pro comes over. He's like, just put your leg up on the bench or whatever. So Adam lays down on his stomach and his foot is just like dilly dally on the bench.

I don't even know what kind of English I'm using today. The show. He basically looks like he's like in a 1950s teen movie on his phone. Hi Karen. Hi Sally. What's the story? Morning glory. Poor Adam. So Russ is like, Hey, honey, I'm getting really into tennis. And Adam says, yeah, we just show our baby how to play tennis. I'm going to baby. I want to baby right now, even with your tits wet, like I want you to get pregnant and pregnant me with your tits wet still dripping on me. It's hot, babe.

We cannot let Reza be a father figure to any child. OK, this cannot happen. Why does Adam not see the danger in this situation? No kidding. I don't know. Adam doesn't see the danger with Re situation? No kidding. I don't know. Adam doesn't see the danger with Resa, and he's had him inside him for years now. So I think Adam's just one of those people

that you can't explain. You can't explain to Adam. I think he has his blinders on to danger. For instance, him stepping on a tennis ball. Yes. And then Resa's like, well, first we need the house and get settled. And he's like, but the big picture in my mind is you and I being happy with the family.

Okay, then go, I don't know, go to theater camp somewhere, get a host family. Don't make it your own family, okay? Ruined someone else's, no child deserves this. Yeah. So then we go over to Shervin's house, sweet Shervin, sweet hot Shervin. And he's having a brobe a cue because it's better than having a sausage party. So then we go over to Shervin's house, oh, sweet Shervin, sweet hot Shervin, and he's having a brobe a cue because it's better than having a sausage party.

So it's basically a guy's only. Is it real? I mean, he's just rebranding it. I respect him for rebranding it. It's like when someone took the toothfish and said, hey, let's make this Chalancey bass. Sometimes you just have to rebrand. Or when someone took Greenland and said, You know what? Let's trick people or let's call this ice land instead so that other people won't want to come here for the nice climate.

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of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Well, I think they call... I'm not sure, I'm not totally up on my Iceland Greenland. I think Greenland is... Greenland is ice here, but they call it Greenland to make it some grass here. I don't know why Iceland's called Iceland.

I in fact, all of this could be totally wrong. Yeah, basically no matter whether it's Iceland, Greenland, or Shervin's party, you're going to feel tricked once you get there. And you're going to say, where is everyone? Do people come here? What do people eat here? I want to leave, but I feel like it's not easy to leave here. So Mike arrives and his, they talk about the Australian chick from last year, Annelise, how she's coming.

And Shervin's like, when we first met, I wasn't interested. And then they showed the clip of her going I'm the perfect girl and he goes until you talked. Yeah somehow she's still with him I mean I get it he's cute and he's wealthy and he's on TV so I get it but I don't know I think I don't think I'd like it if someone said that to me. Yeah, you think. I don't. Sanders gets so much lower watching this show. So, Reza comes and he's like, I brought some dessert for you. Dude, little macarons made with Adam's tears.

And then they hug and they're like, you want some meat? And he's like, I don't need your cuts of meat. Yeah, all of a sudden, I have nowhere. resa suddenly has an opinion on cuts of meat. Come on, you're gonna shovel that all in once the camera's looking the other way. Yeah, I've never heard resa ever talk about food like that. With the words I don't eat in front of them. I mean, you're the one who just ordered two of everything on the happy hour menu. And then Mike's like, oh yeah, he only eats white meat and white boys.

Oh Mike, still quick as ever. And Res is, I believe this is Res's response day. Well, Mike is one drink away from that and the bitch suck is digging a club. I was like, what? I think is that what most men are? What about you? I heard you were boning. Let me see your hat.

Oh, he's boning because he doesn't have calluses on his hands. Bitch, I know you. Bitch, it's a brobecue. Hey, I'm a bro. Bro's before house. Am I right? Brobecue. Bitch, motherfucker. Bitch. So Mike is having a housewarming party this week and Reza is getting him a party planner because straight men like can't plan for shit, okay And of course it was gonna funny is like well, I was good. I'm sorry. Oh, no go ahead I'm gonna say that it was funny that he's like yeah, you need a house for me, so it doesn't look like this It just got to like a little plate with like some meat on it and like catch up For sure a little plate with like some meat on it and like catch up. Poor sheriff. Oh, so Mike, yeah, he's gonna get Destiny to come to it for him, which, you know, Tuesday's gotta be a treasure.

Yeah, anyone named Destiny? Yeah, not even spelled correctly. Whoa, he wasn't? No, it's Destiny with an E. Oh, good. Destiny like, N-E-Y. Oh, geez. That's so Persian.

Yeah. She's the new cast member, I believe, right? Is she? I think she's the new one. Maybe not. I could be wrong. I thought I read, I don't know. I'll look into it.

I'll look into it right now. We don't need to know. You know, this is the kind of show that you just don't need to be spoiled because it's always insane Yeah, you know, it's always gonna be much worse than you can ever expect and Resa before this started I was watching the end of the last episode because you know it was on and Gigi's like so Resa just wanted to say no hard feelings like hopefully I'll see you on the social media or whatever and he's like no hard feelings, like hopefully I'll see you on the social media or whatever. And he's like,

oh, when Red's a cries. So he's like, I can't be around GG, okay? Like, with all due respect, like, I can't even be around her, okay? Like, she spreads sex type lies about me. She is dangerous. Oh, please, this motherfucker.

Now I will say motherfucker happily, because as as we said probably a million times last season This guy goes after everyone he turns people against each other He's such a Machuvellian asshole. He's such a dick, you know, and then the moment that someone pushes back He starts to cry and does this whole I can't be near I really damaged me. It's like oh shut up You know I want to protect myself and the people I love from danger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No. No. What danger? Yeah. You are the danger. And then, oh, Destiny's the new who? She's the new, she's the new cast member. Destiny Rose. Oh, Destiny Rose. The lady who puts lampshades on strippers okay she'll be good she has about as much respect for women as the rest of this

cast yeah or she just really loves the christmas story servants like she's changed okay like i can tell you that gg has changed and he's like i'm looking for a flying pig then jump off the hill reza now he really was he was like i can't stand these cuts of meat is there a flying big. Then jump off the hill, Reza. No, he really was. He was like, I can't stand these cuts of meat. Is there a flying pig going by I can catch? So next MJ is in the car picking up Reza, basically asking for a little cup of booze for the ride, which you know, I love a Rody. Yeah. And she's like, life has been so hard that I really want to do something

to feel better, you know, something deeper, something, assholy here. So they're basically got a beer. Yeah. The anal beaching, anal bleach. Oh, anal voucher. Oh, yeah. So, um, yeah, so they're going to go there. They're talking about not for giving Gigi all that sort of stuff. And they get to this anal bleach shop, which looks like it's half anal bleach shop, half souvenir shop. It was very strange and low rent,

but Cindy, the hair lady comes out to get them, and she's just crazy. She just, she pulls them into this background, and she's like, well, where are there's hair, I'm there. I'm getting it. Okay. You ready? Oh God. It's like Cindy. You're rhymed it. This was one of the most horrifying scenes I've ever sat through. Yeah. Watching them both. Like we saw both of their butts. We saw them both getting their butt holes bleached. This was not okay, you know, and then this poor lady is Could you imagine waxing? I mean either one of them, but especially Ress' butt and then Ress' like it doesn't even make any sense because my butt's brown

And then I'm gonna have a white but hole is gonna look like this angry little white but hole I feel like that really could apply to so many of the cast members. And they're just basically, he's just basically screaming the whole time. She got my balls. It's on my balls. So my taint. This whole thing, I mean, this poor Cindy. I mean, I feel like Cindy at that moment had a lot in common with the heart of darkness.

You know, she was just going through the thickets, getting lost in there. Well, it really does. It really does, I think, look good for a bad whole bleaching because, you know, who's not embarrassed to go get your butt bleached? You know, that can't be like a comfortable thing to do, but this lady was just treating it like she was icing cupcakes, you know it's no big deal at all. I mean that lady is the face of but whole bleaching. She she'd look like one of those people

that serves rock clat, you know she just takes the cheese does that put it against the heater and then takes the knife and just whew. Shears your racclat. A.K.A. Res' ass hairs. Oh God. And then MJ is acting like she's in, you know, playboy. She's like spread out and like sticking her butt up in the ass. She's like, babe, she just fingered my asshole and presa goes, babe, your asshole looks like a baby. Why would he be looking in there? That's my thing. Like, I mean, maybe he just

asked that they're disturbing people. Next year when he decides he hates MJ is going to be like, everybody M.J.'s asshole looks like a baby there. What do you think about that? Can he use everything against her? I like how into it Cindy got. She's like, I'm going to tuck it deep and I'm'm gonna tuck it hard. Yeah she's like went partially up the butthole that's when she said she's up my butthole so she waxed out I mean this why were you even still talking about it's disturbing the soul thing was just stir. Yeah it was um all like just terrible terrible terrible scene for all of us and I don't know why the producers put us through this I mean I thought it was bad enough that we had to watch them get animus,

but to actually see those doy buttocks, you know, be split apart and then wax and rips and sounds and bleaching and spreading and pasting and... Pearl, I was just, I was so uncomfortable in this scene, I was trying to make words out of the stretch marks on their butt. Like anything to concentrate not on their assholes, you know, well, if you look at the stretch marks close enough, it does

hardly like the Northern lights. See, a rural, a rural, a borealis, she puts the ass in the borealis. So getting ready for Mike's party, Destiny shows up and she's like, I want you to worry about nothing. Okay, I'm going to take care of everything and he's like, okay, and then he just shares it to Rast the whole time. Really? This guy's so gross.

And you know, it makes it even sexier when you've got your eyebrows painted on Mike. What the fuck with this guy? So gross. So Destiny's like, okay, I want two of my girls to literally be live art, okay? And then they cut to her going, oh, girls, I'm good with tassels. You know, look at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like flying tassels around on her babes.

And then she's training the girls. And she's like, girls, remember, flirty, but on your shit. Which basically means make sure you just stay in your lampshade. I already have quite so many questions about this housewarming party. I mean, to me, a housewarming party is you put out some more derves, you serve wine, and you have fun. This is not... I think the idea of having women as living art at a housewarming

is so ridiculous and and like over the top it's that's a different party in my mind a housewarming is more intimate it's more I don't know more adult I guess especially with lampshades on their head they can't even see that to be sure they won't like eat the hors d'oeuvres as they pass by it's like this woman's worked with me as a cater waiter my Bosch did a come up with that one just put a lampshade on Ronnie said so he pass by. It's like this woman's worked with me as a cater waiter. My boss should have come up with that one. Just put a lampshade on Ronnie's head so he can eat all the food before we serve it. Yeah, how did they see? I'd like to know that. I don't think they

did. She's just like stand here under a lampshade and shake her pussy. Okay, girls. So we then go to Adam and Resonce condo where they're getting ready to go. They're waiting for MJ to show up and Adam's now afraid. He's afraid that MJ, when she finds out that Ossas pregnant, that MJ's gonna be resentful and hateful. And Resa's like, I don't think so. I'm like, it's MJ. This is what she was born to do. Be resentful, be hateful. Things that MJ wasn't born to do.

We're skin tight, spandex, outfits with stomach cutouts. And like boob, you know, boob bandages or whatever her tits are hanging out, her stomach's hanging out. I mean, MJ, girl, at least get some boob tape, at least at the very least, just for the sake of the Bravo editors, you know, making those blurs is not easy yeah that's like special effects okay this show actually has to hire a special effects person they have to go to like industrial light magic to get this shit done it's like George George was his face like what's my kind of members name oh you know the Star Wars guy George Lucas he's like I'm sorry, we, this is beyond

our capabilities. Yeah, MJ's outfits are basically jar jar beings. It's like the audience is freaking out, but he's still pretending it was the best idea he ever had. I feel like MJ is just misunderstood. I feel like MJ is trying to squeeze into Princess Leia's little bikini thing. She was wearing when she was like a slave to job at the hut, but it's just not working I'm Jay eating the owns the cinnamon buns off her own head So back up she's just eating you walk. She's just like play of you walk. That's all she wants How could you eat this you-walk without a coffee table? Why is that e-walk wearing a lampshade? That's a buttery walk face. Just remember C3PO, be flirty, but stay

on it, okay? Are two you serve the drinks. They would never survive a Shah's party. I give those robots two seconds before they're thrown into a pool and electrocuted them, you know, short circuit. And they can survive a galactic war. Fine, they can survive Darth Vader, but they will not survive. Resa, I like that lamp number one at this party is like, I'm going to twerk. You're a lamp.

Okay. That was her way of saying that she was actually getting electrocuted. She's like, good, someone helped me. I'm convincing. I'm having a seizure. It's like, oh, look at the lamp twerk. Hey, what, what interesting human art? Just like, no, I'm fine.

Mike is like some of y'all, you know, some of the feminists in the world might say Mike's an asshole. Our women supposed to have faces covered and just be asses looking for a plug. Look, I don't know, but I had no idea about this one. Mike is, Mike is so cute to think that any feminist watches this show. Yeah, no kidding. Any feminist watching this show has already burnt themselves alive. Okay. watching this show has already burnt themselves alive. Okay. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. It's being submitted into evidence for every sexual harassment case across the country. No kidding. This is what we have to deal with. Okay. Grats on sparking like the feminist cutting movement.

So um, so resa, nevertheless, resza is still throwing this line of bullshit saying, I think that also, I think that her babies gonna bring her and MJ closer together because MJ has babies on the brain. I think this is a great way for them to get back together. I'm like, we know your game, Reza. Okay, we've seen it for many seasons. You say something like this,

so that way you, when the shit goes down, later on you can say, I didn't expect that to happen when you knew all the entire time it was gonna happen. Of course and he's also doing his typical reza everybody's being their typical cells MJ is like look at this couch I want to fuck it so she's like fucking the couch while everybody watches and reza's screaming in the party. Oh you're on fire bitch you. You like fire, you're asses on fire, bitch. And damn bitch, damn, bam, bam, bam, ass on fire, be out. I'm like, you guys are the worst people at

the party right now. Do you realize this? You're the people who come into the party, never goes, who are they? Then she goes up stairs, she's like, yeah, I want to fuck this bed too. So now she's fucking the bed. And he's like, whoa, fire, burning bed. So everyone starts arriving. Awesome walks in with like difficult, awesome. It's like one of those huge tin foil, like catering trays of food. Yes, it does. Well, because she, she comes in because she thinks

it's like a normal housewarming, because in a normal housewarming, you do shop with something like that, you know? She's probably not expecting women dressed like lamps and like a some shitty DJ in the corner, you know? She's like, babe, please tell me there's something to go with his yellow rice. It's like crack, babe.

Babe. It's like an F-the-feet's like the feed an army babe. Babe. So, so Asa shows up and of course MJ is totally frosty and then they all start talking about Gigi and Mike is like, do you be fair? I just had lunch with her and she seems much better. Like she doesn't look all coked out and like strong out you know she like wasn't giving blow jobs for money. It was great. Like she seemed like an normal person again You know I can't would have she didn't have her messy face like a raccoon and then they saw the memory of the one She didn't have her raccoon with her also They saw the lunch and

He's like you know gg whoever this person is like I'm really glad is this person not doing math And she's like well, I hope you're keeping your dick in your pants like yeah and he's like what you want huh what what what of course I have what are you talking about so awesome it's like babe I have an announcement and she pulls up her caftan and she's in a body suit that covers everything which MJ is also like have dare she try and stand me up, because I'm just trying to get her tits in, trying to keep everything in. And she's, Ressa's like,

she's pregnant bitches, she's baby's on fire. like badass B.O.T. Like this baby is just, it's just be called motherfucker. Like this motherfucker came out of her motherfucker. And MJ says, oh God, will the congratulations. Someone wants to meet a hug you.

Well, do you wanna hug me, babe? Well, I guess what a hug. So they hug and MJ is doing that drunk hug where she won't let go. Yeah, he didn't say it soon, if you will. Yeah, and she's, uh, Rese is like, she's scared to hug you. She's like, don't worry, don't worry, babe, the baby won't be crushed. And then MJ starts saying, she's like, what did you tell your main? Like his family's to have a witness.

Are you going to get married and then move in together? And she's like, um, that's our decision, babe. You know, we're a modern family. Like, all we need is one red-headed gay guy. You know, we've already got the fat one. We're gonna be a great soap opera on TV. You know. So yeah, they're like,

that they're just sort of having this big frenemy moment where I mean, well, more like MJ is. You know, she's sort of asking questions, but you can tell she just hates Assa right now and then you know MJ mentions that her dad has been sick and and sort of uses that as he sees just a bolt out of there and then she just goes heads to the bartender and it's like can I have anything just anything just give me something and Asa's already getting defensive to you and I love us as version of defensive because it's with a smile because MJ still hugging her It's like I don't even care if it's a boy or a girl. I'm gonna cut it

I'm gonna call it whether it's a boy or a girl. I don't give a shot stab it and also it's like Oh, but you care about where I'm living and you know my religion like what my baby's religion is babe Yeah, you know, she's already mad, but she can't get mad at drunk MJ. Like what's the point? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So now MJ starts to cry. And so Mike is going up to her and trying to console her. And she's saying how she spends spending so much time with her dad who just had a stroke.

And he's like, MJ needs to live for MJ too, you know? MJ just needs to live for MJ. I'm know, MJ just needs to live for MJ. I'm like, wow, real deep Mike. Who else does MJ live for? Yeah. And he's like, St. MJ always living for others. You know that MJ always doing good for other people.

And the cameraman is so funny because Mike is wiping the tears from MJ's eyes. And it's like, it's like a special moment. And the camera just pans over to a lady in a lampshade standing right next to him. And he knows she's probably like, who the fuck are these people? She's like And she heads off and of course red is like I was not anticipating this type of emotion. I never thought that that's so Persian

And Mike is hugging MJ and he's like look life is too short You know you can make babies and he's wearing a cabalist ring right above his gold Rolex. Fucking LA man. So, Aussas telling this story by MJ. MJ, I can't believe MJ just doesn't jump off the balcony at this point because Aussas like, well, you know, like my mom told me that when I got here babe, like I should have Adam and Reza helped me from a cab and you see MJ, like those are my gaze.

And she says, and also to Sykes told me, I'd have two sons to get married, you know? It's all in the timing. It's all in the timing is what I'm saying. Yeah, MJ was losing her shit. And so then Reza suddenly starts to get contemplative at the end of the episode and he's saying, you know, we're all approaching a fork in the road. And we have to get to that fork because guess what? Whoever doesn't get the fork doesn't get to eat. And bitch is

going to eat tonight, okay? Bitch is going to eat with my fork. It's like nice positive music to lead us out. This show is, this show features some of the worst people ever on TV. And I'm so glad to have it back. I mean, I know by three episodes, and I'm going to be poking my ass out and begging not to cover it anymore. But for now, I'm so glad it's back.

Yeah, it's nice to have our good old Shaw's back back in the mix. Last night on Twitter, apparently, so much tweeted did us that sorry I had to swallow spit gross yeah that's not talking about the shots yeah it's like am I throwing up? No I'm not I can keep talking someone was saying that also tweeted

that she can't even watch a season because how her baby was treated oh no oh gosh I have that baby comes out just a back of the head for a face. Anyway, that brings us to the end of Shals of Sunset. Yay. We will be back tomorrow. We're going to put the reunions together for Southern Charm of Potomac. So come back tomorrow for those, and then we'll be doing our live show,

so we'll see you guys there on Wednesday. Yeah, if you're wondering where Orange County is, you have to hold on to your horses, because we're gonna be talking Orange County at our live show. So it's not gonna be up on Tuesday like normal. Our schedule's just a little influx, the reunions with our live show.

So just bear with us, all you have to do is tune in and We'll just present to you whatever whatever needs to be presented But don't worry. We will cover it all. It will all be there. Yeah, I'm the meantime by taking us for the LA shows Gonna be so fun in September 2nd So come over to our watchbookreppens.com or our Facebook page to figure out where to get tickets for that And we'd love you guys. We'll see you soon. Bye. Bye.

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