Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool

Episode Date: March 17, 2020

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Don't freak out and just remember the world's stupid laugh a lot, laugh as much as you can. So today we're on to a very toxic trick of a show. Couches of sunset. Ooh, the toxicity that swim around in it. Wow, yeah, talk about toxicity, really. Talk about some people who need to socially distance. It's the shot's a sunset. God, yeah, talk about something that makes you just want to stay at home in the fetal position and not even deal with human beings. It is the Shahza Sunset. It is. This show. Yeah. So a bitch lost 40 feet of space between the next person. That's that's Reza's that's resa's PSA. Bitch be

like I want to hang out with you, but bitch be like I gotta stay home. And so even though you have to lose 40 pounds for be a proper bitch to lost 40 pounds, maybe right now you should stock up on dried fruits and carbs. Yeah, he's a fucking monster of a

human being, you know, never been a never been a reservoir fan over here, but God, he really topped himself and that's saying something. Just wow, friends, really a prick, but wow, he really topped even this was, I have to say. This was a pretty, pretty shocking turn of events at the end of the episode. So the show opens up with where we see flashes of Sarah's pool party. We see a DJ and a pool party and drinks and pong and Adam jumping onto a float and falling off,

which is something I think he does every single season and he does it multiple times. At what point is he just gonna give up the dream of ever landing on the float and staying on it? At what point are we just gonna give up on Adam? You know what I mean? you're with Resa, you have to be just as bad. I think he's one of those people who's just as bad,

he's just like quietly doing it, you know? Yes. He's gross too. I feel like in the beginning with Adam, he was just this nice mild mannered guy who, you know, he was sort of like a little prim and proper and Reza was like, why is it crazy in leaking armpits? And it was always sort of felt like, why is Adam,

this is such a strange couple, why is Adam like Reza? Where is this connection? But over the years, Adam has become more and more of this strange childlike figure who breaks things and he's sort of like the kid you invite over, and then he breaks all your toys. That's what we Adam has become. He's like a little minion of Satan.

You know, he's like a little child minion of Satan. He's like a little hairy child minion of Satan in a movie in the 80s about Satanism, you know. It's like the evil children who kill their parents are like standing the cornfield with sickles, you know, one of those little fives. It's like every time he jumps in the pool and tries to jump on the floor and makes a big splash. He reminds me of that child that is always doing that and is just getting everyone else wet and it's like stop. Just stop.

Oh, so yeah, we see shots of the party and we see Nima who I wrote down Nini. Can you tell I took a real housewives of Atlanta notes right before this? Nini comes down and he has no robe and Nima goes, like, hey, I'm here, guys. I'm a barbed-framed. And Russ is like, I am leaving. A bitch will be leaving. And then we see MJ throwing a drink in his face very forcefully. And then Russ is screaming at somebody somebody you're a motherfucking lion

What are you doing dude? What are you doing I Know Mike Mike's eyes were so wide. It's like he just saw an average person's work schedule average person's work schedule. What? What? Why don't you do that to yourself? What? Is this how much work I have to put into that building for real?

So here we are 48 hours early at MJ's house. Yes. Time is like, God, this baby's got so much clothes. Yeah. Wow, I can't even find my little Mr. Met costume I got for him. Where is it? So many piles of clothes. And MJ, so I got, oh, go ahead.

No, I was just gonna say that they are still being shot on an iPhone for whatever reason. I guess maybe it is that like they had not officially signed on to the show, so maybe there was a producer with them because if they had a camera crew would be an official production moment, as opposed to, this is my theory. And that's why she was able to come to the show

because she finally got a contract with Bravo. Maybe, I don't know. And that's why they were also mad that she showed up to the party. I mean, that would make sense because maybe they thought they just got rid of her finally. So they don't ever have to talk about her or invite her anywhere.

Maybe, yeah. I don't know. That's probably why Resa was so mad, because he probably felt like the producers didn't tell him that MJ had signed back onto the show. This is all conjecture, by the way. But this is, it feels like it's really good, a really good in consequential theory about why

these scenes were shot on on my phone. Um, yeah. Um, so MJ is updating us on her life and she's like, well, my life is basically lots of golden showers because the baby just pisses on me and um, it's great. Best person I got is a PPTP, which the baby pisses into and it blocks you from getting peed on. So that's my life right now. Golden showers and Tommy. I'm like, so basically your life is Adam's life. Yeah, basically without the jungle blocks.

Naked Sharred Chang got shut up, Alexa. Nobody's talking to you. Why would why have all the things is that when Alexa pipes up? Like, was someone talking about golden showers and naked jenga? No, pervert Alexa. I know Alexa, Alexa gets kinky over there. And you know what, this is why the robots kill us

because they just told her to shut up. She's like, I'm sorry. I'm an asshole now. Thanks. So anyway, so MJ starts FaceTime with Neema and she's like, wow, Neema, you are really tan right now. He's like, yeah, well, I've decided to expand my brand into the sun. So I've been outside and the sun is becoming finding more persianity, if you know what I'm saying? Hey, and I swear MJ, you really have a new mom glow.

Oh, wait, it's just my veneers reflecting back from my iPhone. Sorry about that. I know. And Jase, like, it's difficult being a blind mother in today's world. And I like that when she says, why are you so tanned? He goes, put on. Okay. But I guess that is a decent question.

And I like, you just never know. You never know where that chance comes from. Yeah. So Tommy's like, believe me, bro, she can't wait to get out of here. Huh? Take her out of here. Because Neema invited her to this party at Saras. Yeah.

And he's like, I know that there's a lot of drama between you and Rosalind Destiny. She's like, yeah, I'd love to hear what they have to say. That would be great. Yeah, because MJ reminds us that she's like, yeah, I'd love to hear what they have to say. That would be great. Yeah, because MJ reminds us that she was, you know, she had to have this like last minute operation to remove her uterus and she goes, you know, I was in the hospital and no one came to see me.

I came home and no one came to see me. And then she, which by the way, sucks and is so wrong, I think. And then she tells this weird thing. She's like, you know what, Reza's favorite thing about Marty, his dog, is that he clasped his paws. And you know what, my baby clasped his hands and it reminds me of Reza all the time.

God. All right. She's gonna be a sobbing mess in church. She's like, well, I took out a sack of garbage and couldn't help but think about resa. So how signs everywhere. Yeah, I mean, of course, the person who pisses all over you reminds you of resa. Get out of that toxic relationship.

Yeah. So then Gigi's condo pineapples everywhere and Adam becomes every. He's like, I pineapples everywhere, and Adam becomes everything. Pineapples, yay. She's like, I love her, where's my cake? He goes, I ate it by accident. I was like, what? This is what I'm talking about. It's like this sort of shit.

Adam, it does this all the time. I'm like, oh, sorry, I ate your cake. Like how did you, what? You got her a cake, why would you eat her cake? Why would you do that? Yeah, especially, especially if you suspect that you might be having a baby. Why would you have her cake? Yeah. Well, she's she's put out all this food for him. So I guess he was like, should I bring something? Yeah, bring a fucking cake. I love a fucking cake. Oh, stab it. Anything I can stab. Probably, you know, with red red inside and so he's like

Remember the last season when Resa bought like a $20,000 Jewel or whatever it was and Adam picked it up and just immediately dropped it and broke it right on camera. Remember that Yeah, it's fun. It was a yeah, this fucker. He broke his the gem theipped off. It was a $20,000 green emerald or something. And then- Lucky that wasn't my diamond doctor, please, Adam. Yeah, just like, he's like a child. But I also think that like, I believe that, that Resa has made Adam regress.

I feel like there's a dynamic in their relationship where Adam wasn't so childlike in the beginning, but because of their situation, Reset has pushed him into a childlike sort of way. I mean, I don't remember Adam not being childlike. I mean, I think he's always been like that, but yeah, they probably don't bring out the best in each other. They're probably just like keep, because Reset's worse too, you know.

You're both worse for it. Now, there's a good marriage. When you can both say you're worse people for it, at least you're in it together, guys. Yeah. So anyway, so Gigi started talking about how the cooking class that they took on the last episode about how she had that like sharp end and was scared that she was having a miscarriage.

And we see a flashback of how she went home and she went to the bathroom and you know, the big moment of if she's She saw some sort of like as blood and whatever she's doing in the bathroom Then I could have been a sign of a of a miscarriage, but then she opens the door and she tells her friends like oh my god No blood So should we party? Yeah, so she is bitching about Sarah. She's like a no about no, about destiny. She's like, well, I was upset because you know

Destiny has a new personality. I like she fucks our his brother without asking She's she goes is the dick that much more important than a friendship. I'm like they just met I mean like they're their friendship exists of them going to Sally beauty on an afternoon and then top shop I mean or top Topgolf. Topshop would have been better. Yeah. You would have bonded more there. And there is a wig behind GG.

Is that a wig? What is behind her on the couch? I think it's a wig and it's fucking terrifying. It looks like Katie from Vatterpuff rules just like standing there, you know? I did not notice the wig. Maybe I was scary behind her on the desk. Are you sure it wasn't one of her three enormous candy ball balls that she has on her?

That's, that doesn't, one thing has nothing to do with another. Yeah, that's true. Well, and teach you as a scary person that could, it could have been ahead that she was planning on eating later. I don't know, but it was something scary. It was just there. Yeah. Yeah.'t know, but it was something scary sister.

Yeah. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So, yeah, basically, yeah, she's like, is the dick more important than a friendship? And Adam's like, hmm, I mean, this is also a guy who's like playing naked jenga. So, you know, yeah. And she's like, well, we need to talk, but I'll smash that wig off her head. And he's like, oh, and she was pulling pieces out of her wig and putting it in Res' hair. Of course you're like coming over to like shit on this person who just supported you two

seconds ago, Adam. Mm-hmm. Seriously. Uh, then Res'a arrives at, uh, hello? Let's hang up, say, down! We are on Bravo! Yeah, we're gonna do some aerial yoga. Hello!

Is anyone here? A bitch is ready to do some yoga! It smells like excitement and regret in this place! Wow, a bitch is gonna be upside down. So Sara shows up. You know what? A bitch used to be yoked out, but somehow I lost my way. Probably because MJ was feeding me

Stopers frozen meals day after day after day because she is a witch from Hansel and Gretel and she was gonna eat me. So a bitch gained some weight So Sarah comes in and she's really upset because at one 15 I got two special agents knocking at my door and I was like huh and then they served me a subpoena it's gotta be about my ex my ex Robert his life is really paying out in the media right now oh really our fucking Kelly are you kidding me so are you kidding me you me? You don't already have the worst people in the world on this fucking show. You had to add Sara to. Yeah, exactly.

So Sara dated R. Kelly for three years and she's like, you know, I mean, we had a very adult relationship and when I watched this documentary, it was just like shocking. I couldn't believe all this stuff is going on. I mean, maybe if there had just been like a well-publicized scandal and a court case, you know,

and during the odds, maybe I would have known, but that didn't happen, right? Gosh, if only someone had arrested him for childhood porn. Or maybe if he, you know, maybe if I knew that he had married a 15-year-old once. What the fuck? Maybe if there was a video of him peeing on a teenage girl, maybe I would have made thought twice about

his relationship with him. You fucking monster of a person. Who is this? Get her the fuck out of here. She's like, well, you guys, what did you see? Anything that was described in the documentary, bitch, a bitch, a bitch, watch his documentaries, right? And she's like, oh no.

She's talking about her kids. She's talking about her kids. She's talking about her kids. She's like, no, I had an adult relationship with him. Well, yeah, I fucking hope so. Jesus, what is she saying? Like, she's not handling this well, okay? Well, she's dancing. She's tearing everything that comes out of her mouth

from this point on is terrible. She goes, oh, I never saw anyone underage. I mean, it just comes out of her mouth from this point on is terrible. She goes, oh, I never saw anyone under age. I mean, it just wasn't a thing. And she's like, but I did find out he had other women because one day I'm in Chicago and he tells me I'm having a party at my studio. But if you can't be cool, don't come. So I get there and there's a full on club happening and two more women show up. And that's when it hit me.

Are you fucking everyone at this table? I mean, who would have thought, are Kelly, who is just an upstanding member of our society? Could possibly be fucking more people than just me. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Wow. By the way, if your boyfriend says to you,

I'm having a party in my studio tonight, and if you can't be cool, don't come, you should be out of there just for him saying that shit, by the way, if your boyfriend says to you, I'm having a party in my studio tonight, and if you can't be cool, don't come, you should be out of there just for him saying that shit, by the way. Yeah, like what does that mean? And how did you meet Orceli? How did that happen, either, also? Yeah, this girl's a monster.

She's like, I'm so shocked. I mean, a documentary, I see it, and I'm like, oh my God, the person I loved is like a monster, but that's not who I knew shocking She's like, you know what? Thanks to the boundaries that I set for myself. Yeah, he wasn't able to do that to me So I you know, thankfully my boundaries saved my life

I'm like well, congratulations. Like I'm so happy for you like, you're basically saying all those other people did not set boundaries. I don't know, but I didn't watch the documentary. I'm behind in all my documentaries and pretty much most of pop culture because I spend most of my time board gaming. By the way, check out Game Brain Podcast, which I'm not like, who's that? Yeah. So, but still, like, my takeaway from it is that people who are vulnerable, it's not that, oh, they didn't set their own boundaries, they're a vulnerable and someone preyed on them and you can get drawn into a situation very easily.

So it felt kind of weird that I know she wasn't trying to be like, I was smart and how I dealt with R. Kelly, so I was fine. But kind of came up like she was kind of blaming. She's totally kind of blaming me. What the hell are you fucking moron? And she's like, oh, but you know, my boundary saved me. And say, you know, probably saved my life. I was like, oh, okay, so now you're a victim, okay?

No, it was that you're over 18 years old as much saved you. Jesus Christ. This was unbelievable. And then of course, Ressa's like, oh, thank you for trusting me. A bitch will not say anything. A bitch will not say a word of, now you can say something to Mike or to Gigi or to Destiny.

But I would not say a word of this to Mike or Gigi or Destiny. He's like dialing on his. He's like starting a group text to see dots. I'm not saying a word of this to Mike or Gigi or Destiny. He's like dialing on his. He's like starting a group text as he does. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. My Instagram live was on the entire time. Who would have thought?

Sorry. Whoops. Bitch doesn't understand how to use his iPhone. Wow. By the way, I like how he's like, I won't tell anyone and this clip has been featured in every single trailer for the season. Oh, God. Your boyfriend, Artelli.

This is silly. I know, it's funny. So then we go over to a wig shop where Destiny is shopping around and she's talking about how wigs have always been a part of her life and its her expression blah blah blah you know the usual Destiny bullshit yeah destiny she could say that like to be wacky as wacky as possible I'm with Sarah on that one yeah I agree I mean I kind of feel like every every episode there's some new you know object that is a wacky part of her personality

hot dogs am I right everyone wow hot dogs have always been a part of my life. Am I right? Struggle muggle smugs so she's ended the wig shop and GG comes by to talk with her because GG wants to find out what's going on with Destiny's new personality blah blah blah blah And GG has never worn a wig in her life, she says. So she starts trying them on. You had a hair piece company. Like this.

I forgot how to use extensions. Hello. It's like the second coming of Kenya more. Yeah. I know. It's funny how like many little crossover things there are on e-roll brobs. And I'm pretty sure we could somewhere in the past several seasons of Shaz, we can find footage of Gigi and a wig. I'm pretty sure.

Maybe she just meant like an everyday wig, I suppose, or costume wig. Well, I have to check that video and see what the hell was behind her on the couch. Maybe it was just a girl's stand. Maybe it was Katie from Vanderpump rules just facing the corner. Like Boba Duke in the couch. Maybe it was just a girl's stand. Maybe it was Katie from Van Apprentice rules just facing the corner. Boba Duke in the corner. An ineffectual Boba Duke. Just haunting people, but no one even cares enough to feel haunted by her. Like, there's some weird, like dark presence over there, but honestly, my popcorn's ready. So my house is haunted. And it basically leaves me with a feeling of slight annoyance.

Yeah. Oh my God. I had a sort of unpleasant dream last night, but not that unpleasant because it got better towards the end. Yeah, I think I'm haunted. It was kind of a bitch, but not really enough of a bitch to be attention to. You know what I mean? And why am I always out of salad dressing?

Yeah, my wall started to bleed, but it turns out you could just wipe it off and it was like fine it's just sort of annoying. Yeah Rats is easy to wipe my walls it turns out. Yeah it turns out I thought it was bleeding turns out it was ranch my my walls were ranching if that makes sense. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident,

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like a hooker and Gigi's like, yeah, total horror status. Then she tries on another one and Destiny's like, oh my god, you look like you smoke a lot of cigarettes, like, I'm going to want to pay a winery. Which Gigi really did, I mean, she did, I want going to on the fair one. And it's what Gigi really did. I mean, she did. I want her to stand that week for the rest of the season. It was so perfect. Yeah, I lived in Little Armenia in East Hollywood for years.

And that I totally could see that. It's like the lady at Johns, you know, yeah, very, very popular wig. East of Western Avenue in Los Angeles. Yes, hot wig. No, I loved her in that wig. It was avenue in Los Angeles. Hot wig. No, I loved her in that wig. It was a cracking me up. I might just stay in that wig, get a fanny pack, then I'm jacket, just stay in that wig.

Yeah. And so Gigi's like, oh my god, that's like so dominant tricks that way. Speaking of wips, you were pretty nasty at the cooking competition. No, by the way, she was not. Destiny was, Destiny was not nasty at the cooking competition. No, by the way, she was not. Destiny was, Destiny was not nasty at the food competition. They were hanging out and Resa goes,

by the way, Destiny slept with some, like puts her on blast and she's like, I guess people do whoever I want. It's like not the end of the world. Yeah. And she's like, well, I was irritated to be honest because like, I'm seeing a very different destiny. Like you said, you used to be out about women power and stuff.

Well, isn't women power being able to fuck you want to fuck? Yeah, Gigi's taking her, you know, her little partnership with Raza a little too far. But let's not forget Gigi's acting by now and she has like a storyline. Where else? She's trying to get pregnant and things that people can get behind, but Gigi's still fucking Gigi, okay? Yeah, exactly. So yeah, you pride yourself on women power and loyalty. As if Gigi owes anything to Sarah to be honest, she doesn't.

So Destiny was saying that she and Sam had a great conversation and they really connected, et cetera. And you know, Destiny admits that if Gigi had a great conversation and they really connected, et cetera. And, you know, Justin admits that if she, if Gigi had a brother that she were attracted to, she probably would have said to Gigi, oh, hey, by the way, I'm starting to feel something for your brother. So she then realizes, okay, well,

maybe I'll have a conversation with Sarah. Yeah. And Gigi's like, thank you. And Justin is like, yeah, I don't get why people are pissed about this. I mean, Mike has been with so many chicks. And Gigi married, yeah, I don't get why people are pissed about this. I mean, Mike has been with so many chicks and Gigi married to Lohm in like a minute.

Why are they getting on me? Well, they got on them too. And you were one of them actually, as I recall. So, have fun. So then, Resa goes to a watch store. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so he is at a watch store and he's looking at a $95,000 watch which I thought he was gonna buy and I was gonna get I was getting all ready to get mad at him because it's just like a

week ago or two weeks ago that he was saying things like well I don't have any money left because I invested all in shampoo but I don't think he bought it so I can't get on my high horse but I like to talk about it as if I could have gotten onto my high horse. Yeah, it was a rock. It was a rock. It was like a high horse and I got up close and saw that it was just like a higher piece of terrain but it was a normal sized horse. Average horse. It was an average horse on a bench. So, nope, this is a scene Centering on Neymar's thirst to be taken into some kind of friend group entry bit like an actual equal He's like, oh please be my friend. I'm sure I'll spend thousands of dollars on a watch because I have no personal life to shoot sure Yes, and Leo so my brand is paying for other brands

So he is gonna get his his baby's first Rolex. I almost said Rolex, which would have been funny too. He's like, look, I got my Rolex. Look at all my brand context tax right here. Well, the Rolex could actually help him in this. Shoot with somebody. Anybody. The show is going to cost you a zillion dollars by the time you're done.

I know, you must stop it. So at least I feel like Niem is the only one left out. Actually has a real job at the moment. By the way, at least he's doing something like Nima's the only one left out. Actually has a real job at the moment. By the way, Nima is doing something. Resa's not doing real estate anymore. So Resa shows some of that fancy watch. And he's like, guess the price. A bitch has to know the price.

It's 95K. G-wagon, G-wagon, G-wagon. I've never wanted a G-wagon to come through and run someone over as much as in that moment Well, you know what I'm thirty-fix is the best time to buy your first rollie, huh? Your first rollie Do you say you guys are getting Rolex Rolex's and roll it X's and rollos And rollie polis actually fuck those fuck those those voices yeah dinner rolls ruined

oh no so um yeah I've ran out of rolly things I'm you already said rollo's and I said roly police and I was like I'm literally done I have nothing else isn't there an android loyal edweber uh musical with roller something another i don't know roller sk, but that starlight express starlight expo they ruined that too by the way Who did note the shaz notice it when was the last time that move that that musical was revived tell me? Shaz ruined it the shaz the shaz ruined it. They should they ruined it years ago. Yeah They were you know what it was gonna come back and they were gonna announce it in time Square on a billboard and then Shalom Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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You know what else is funny? You're building, that's not being built at the moment. So Paulie and it comes in. She's like, I got the wagon. Should we put together the wagon? Doesn't have the same ring as we got the yacht. I got the wagon. I know.

G wagons really not doing well today. G wagons and also regular wagons, or just fabric wagons in this case. I love you, I love you, baby, love. I want to make fun of that, but there are sometimes what I do. It can drive an extra step. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Oh, I love you baby. I want to make fun of that but there are sometimes what I do can try and excuse just to follow Dama Ro. All right. Sometimes it's fun to sort of annoy your your boo. It's just really it's just really fun. You made me a lot.

And he's like, I never thought I would date someone with kids. And sometimes I'm like, Mike, what are you doing? You know, are you ready to be a step dad? And the fact that Neema said those things, it affects me. And so they show him putting together this wagon, while they badly orally, like without instructions, which is so fucking my- But he's getting together in the air. Yeah.

It's like putting a wheel right in the middle of it. Like there's no hole for it. It's just like a caveman. It's like a caveman. He's like the one caveman in the group that hasn't figured out how to make fire yet. He's like being left behind by evolution. He's like banging his rocks together.

I was gonna say modern caveman, but at least modern caveman, at least sell insurance. You know, they do something for facts. Yeah. So yeah, he's like, am I ready to be a stepdad? I'm not sure, because Nima's words, they're like, ringing to my ears right now. So you know what this is? This is him setting up his future failure in this relationship, Anima. Everything was going great, and then you got into my head, and then I started questioning

myself, and now I don't even know. So this is sort of your fault, Nima. Yeah, there you have me questioning things. My God, you know, it really hurts, but he doesn't get the palina, it gets my strengths. Am I weak? Me, sis? Because I share my insecurities and she has an idea that I'm imperfect, but because she loves me and she sees that I'm attempting to do it, she gives me a pass. Wow. Yeah, I'm sure your family will care is that you're just trying. You're just winning off. Congratulations. I'm sure your family will care is that you're just trying you're just Yeah, I'm sure your tenants your future tenants will really appreciate when there's a leak in their ceiling That least you attempted to make a nice building. I know he's like my TV

Like no, that doesn't work the same as it does in your relationship fight. Okay. Hi my balcony just fell off I need to sue you right now. Yeah, but I tried to make it nice. I tried to make the balcony stay on. What about that? Oh, really hurt my findings. Really hurt my feelings when they called me and told me they're about to leave fell off. Like, they don't understand how that made me feel. Yeah. So, you know what, for all those people who like to millennial, millennial shame say that millennials just want credit, want participation trophies and credit for trying, just goes to show their people like that at any age, even at the advanced age of 57, which I believe is my age.

I can't tell. But either way, yeah, he's, he's, uh, and by the way, at the end, he puts the wrong wheel in the wrong place on the wagon and then it gets stuck there and you have to take out a hammer to yank it off. So this clearly, he's damaged the wheel in the process of this. And I don't even know what that wagon is for. I don't know if the kids supposed to get in that the puppy is going to be a tumbling accident with that wagon at some point. And Pauline is just like his parents. Good job, bam. Good job. So then MJ and Nima meet for lunch.

And he's like, I'm like, hey, you look beautiful. And she goes, your teeth look really good. From what I can see, there's so much glare. It's just sort of looks like, looks like an interrogation light at a police station. But yeah, it looks great. I've never looked at somebody and then looked away and see spots.

Like it's still, it's amazing. Like really good work. Really great work. Did you notice, by the way, that the girls sitting next to them, when MJ walked in, she looked up and was like, oh my god, I cannot believe I'm sitting next to Shaza Sunset right now. So, and he must be tall. All right, let me tell you, I don't know the gate.

It's really hard to see what's happening with you and Rudra. And the perception of you is that you were like meddling in their merits. Okay, that's the perception of you. I'm just like, last total fucking bullshit. I have nothing to do with it. Yeah, and then we see a flashback of Ali saying that MJ Ali says that basically MJ said that they're unhappy, which again, I don't think that's the biggest deal in the world. If you're like chatting with a friend and be like, I'm not sure about that relationship.

It seems like something is wrong. I don't think that's like a thing where you have to now call up, res and say, it's everything okay. It seems like your relationship isn't going well. I mean, like that's not the way the world works, right? Why are we not supposed to believe Ali, why are we not supposed to believe Ali about anything, but we suppose to believe him about that. You know, make up your mind. Is he a compulsive liar or is he not, you know?

Believe him about what that he, that she said. Believe him about all this, like we're supposed to just think that he's some thirsty liar coming for Reza. Well, I'm, when I'm saying is, I'm just saying, why are we, why are we supposed to believe him sometimes, you know, like Reza totally believes that he said that. Well, okay, then are we not supposed to believe everything he said? Like what, what's the deal? Yeah, I mean, if I remember correctly, from that conversation that we saw with him in Destiny,

he basically was like, yeah, Adam keeps texting me things. Here are the things that he's texting me, and MJ thinks that they don't have a, that their relationship is in trouble, right? I don't think it's like the worst conversation to have in the world, but then I guess, well, we found out later on that MJ told everyone to go after

Reza. That's what they're claiming. Well, she told she said to, yeah, bring it up at lunch, like bring it up on camera, basically. Oh, okay. Yeah. Who knows? Yeah. So who knows? So MJ is like, well, well, it sounds like both of that. It sounds like Reza and MJ to do that, right? Like bring, of course, like if you're gonna be talking about this and sending these texts, everything bring it up on camera. Go ahead, you're having a scene with them, go do it. I mean, the Resa and MJ are both,

they both do that shit every season. They both do that shit, right? And like, it's not necessarily a high moral character, but it's again, it's kind of like, hey, stop bitching to me about it. Just, you know what, if you wanted to stop, say it, talk about it on camera, and then it'll stop. You know, I think she's like, fuck, Reza. Let's get him. Well, there's that, there could be that. I mean, it's MJ for Christ's sake. I totally think she was coming for Reza, but

I think that you have them have actually a lot of resentments because I, they were always like the number one in each other's lives. And now, these are them are number one in each other's lives. And on top of that, MJ, in addition to that, they both are married and have significant others, MJ now has a baby. And I think that there's some real jealousy on rather a side about that. Yeah. So basically, she's like, well, that's bullshit.

And you know, he's like, well, I don't want everybody's perception to be that you're just sitting in a hotel room and you're bored and you're ruining people's lives. And she's like, well, that's my bullshit and you shouldn't be siding with him. So yeah, she goes, I'm pretty sure I wasn't bored while I was unconscious. Yeah. So he's like, well, you know, they're both shit starters, which is true. And then we'll see a clip of them just like being city terrible people. And then he's like, Neema's Neena. Oh, you want support. You want buttons. You want quices. Neena from Project Runway. I love the deception. I love the hatred. I love the lies.

It's all wonderful for me. So he's like, well, you know what? You want support? Here's some support. I'm going to invite you to SARS-Pul party. You're going to be my plus one. Wow, thanks. So, Mimal, Destiny is going to lunch.

She's in a blue wig, so she's AKA Veronica, and so she's gonna have her lunch with Sara to clear the air, and so she sits down and there's like a little bird sitting on a chair next table over, and Destiny is like, can I talk to you, bird? Can I talk to you, bird? Can I? And the bird just flies away. Birds like, can I talk to you, bird? Can I talk to you, bird? Can I?

Can I? And the bird just flies away. Birds like, I am not a possum. Okay, I have something to do. Goodbye. I know. It's like, sorry, thirsty Ella. You know, I'm not your bird, bitch.

So then, uh, Sarah, she orders because like I saw her as later, whatever. And Sarah comes and she goes, oh, you ordered already? Like, yeah, I'm on the hero in time. And then she steers clear with the dogs. Like, oh, you ordered already? Like, yeah, I'm gonna be here one time. And then she steers clear of the dogs. Like, oh, I have to avoid the dog. I'm afraid of pets. Yeah, well, and by the way, she not only is like, oh, you ordered already.

She then, she's like, I'll just have a water. Like, but you weren't gonna eat anything anyway. So, Destiny's like, well, I just wanted to go over some things because of course I got that wonderful text, bobo. That was super cute. And I just thought it would be super weird if I came into your house without us having a conversation. And Sarah, who's like totally annoyed by Destiny, everything she's annoyed that Destiny already ordered, she's annoyed that Destiny is wearing a wig. She's just probably hates this restaurant.

She just has such a sour look on her face. And she just says to Destiny, she's like, yeah, I hope you can come. Like the most uninviting expression of wanting someone to come to your house. She goes, I'm not concerned about what happened. I'm just a little uncomfortable because I know it's not a real love connection.

Like, you're in totally different places in your lives. I mean, where are you even talking to him? I'm like, oh, now you have a problem with age difference. You last boyfriend married a 15 year old. Also, your last boyfriend was, I mean, how much older is Arkelli than Sara? Probably 10 years at the very least, right? Yeah.

So she's like, yeah, you're in a different place in your life. I mean, you're old. He's young. He's got a potential, she's got potential in the future, even though it doesn't look like it, but even he has future. And you, you know, you've got a wig. So she's in different places. Well, hey, they both love you've got a wig. So, some different places. Why they both love really stupid hairstyles. So I think that's something.

Yeah. So, um, yeah, so Destiny is, she's all upset. She's like, um, we all adults here. I know your brother didn't want you to give it the last year you were with. That's for sure. Yeah. And she's like, um, are you kidding me? That's like me asking what kind of tamp on you're using. OK. And so it's like, well, so this means you want to keep seeing him. And she's like, um, what I do in the future, I can't tell you. Sorry, I goes, you fucked my brother. And then that dog raises his head like, what?

Like the dog knows English all this time. And it's like, tell me all the tea Yeah, and she's like yeah, well first of all you don't have to be disrespectful and say things like fuck because that was very disrespectful For on it doesn't like the f word, okay So I was like we're not going to do this. Okay. I believe I can fly out of this restaurant right now So destiny goes well, I decided to talk to him again. She's like, well, you're not going to talk to him again. And she's like, no, buddy, nobody, nobody, nobody's going to tell me how to navigate my life. Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo.

SARS, like, you are something else and doesn't because thank you. Thank you So you know what I see is clear that we're very different people and you take the soul and the energy out of me She goes, oh do I am I taking it right now? Did I take your soul can I box up this pizza? And I'm talking as someone who dated our Kelly for three years that you actually take the soul out of me Okay, and I'm trying to be graceful towards you talking as someone who dated Arkelly for three years that you actually take the soul out of me. Okay. And I'm trying to be graceful towards you.

So I still want you to come to my party tomorrow so I can hang out with my friends and we can judge you from afar. So just come and just know my brother won't be there. So resident Adam's house. Adam's looking at his funny. Oh my god, honey. They have a game of throws monopoly. I don't even know how to play monopoly

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How do you not know how to play monopoly? I'm not saying it's a good game And that people should be playing it in fact, you shouldn't be there much better games out there And I'm happy to recommend any of them start with cattan, but you don't even know how to play monopoly Adam Monopoly makes you successful in life. Monopoly makes Persians. Monopoly is a game where someone becomes really wealthy and then slowly believes the joy out of a

out of the game for hours on end. Okay. It is not what we should be looking towards for life experiences. God, I love that game. I would always steal the money out of the box. Yeah. My sister, she still falls for shit. I used to love it. When I was young, I used to love Monopoly, but and I love the monopoly at McDonald's. I mean, that's obviously amazing. Like I needed, I needed a reason to go binge on McDonald's as a kid. That's all I did. But did you finish Mcmillions?

No, I didn't. I've watched the first three and I really liked it, but I haven't seen the rest of it. I can't believe it. I actually finished it before you. He did. I love it. Yeah, I started watching the center on USA. Well, when you finish Mcmillions, we'll circle back to it because, um, uh, that's just great. I love that lady. It's like oh, I was a master guy. Night to hold on you listen here I'm gonna call the feds on your ass The show kind of loses theme. I hate to tell you it's sort of It sort of peaks that episode too and kind of goes downhill from there, but I we will have we should talk about it

I'm gonna piss all over my parade, baby. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. On my favorite show. Okay. So it's such a favorite show of yours that you went and watched something else the middle of the season. That just shows. I don't like waiting. I hate waiting for things. I want them all to be out. What are you talking about? I how is it that I finished it and you're saying you're waiting? Oh, because I watched three and I was ready to keep watching it and then I had a you know one second. Break and I'm like god need to watch something else. Well guess what the center's not all released either now I have to wait for that. Then I started watching who cares who cares? No one's listening. Nobody cares. How do you play? How do you play monopoly Adam?

You know the reason why Adam. How do you play the Napoli, Adam? You know, the reason why Adam... The reason why Adam probably doesn't know how to play a monopoly is that every time he sat down to play it as a kid, he'd probably just like... He's probably like one of those kids that when you play board games with, you're like, okay, so to play the game, you roll the die,

and then when you land on a space, you can buy it, and Adam probably like, why? Because you can buy it, why? Because that's how the gameplay is. Why? Whatever. And then like if you roll this thing three times, you go to jail, why?

And you just want to like, then you're like, I'm never playing games with him again. Adam, the only child in history to break the little metal dog. Yeah, and he probably does that too. It's like the little dog smithing a leg. It's like Adam play, didn't he? Did you have Adam over here? I feel like I went a little bit into my childhood right then and there, but I also feel like it was worth it because I feel like we've all we all know that that little boy that we've played games

with right or is just me. He's now a sweater guy. He turned into a sweater guy. Is that Joey in here? So, uh, Resessa's like, you're an idiot, Adam. Uh, so Ressa tells us, we're doing so much better post-jenga. And then we see a clip of them, like, not doing well. I guess this is to update all the people who are on Friday nights going, what the fuck is this? So... I know. Why is there a man dressed in a gang

I'm wearing a bathrobe over it? Uh... Uhhh... So, they're gonna be doing spray tans for the pool party and Destiny is coming over to join in. And so she comes over and she starts talking about her lunch with Sara and how it didn't really go so well, blah, blah, blah. And then there's a knock on the door and who is it? It's just a delightful crossover experience from finding I mean

Finding Prince Charming is Robbie Robbie Got every cat that whole cell on Rosepix back in the day I feel like it was on 20 years ago. So here comes Robbie isn't this wonderful He's like hi everyone. I know it's your favorite Elizabeth Banks look alike. Spray Tanner Robbie. He is more Robbie than ever. And reds is like, I went to darker 10. He's like, you'll be a different ethnicity. Well, where time girl? Get over here. He's like the little male version of Tanya from Real House House of Atlanta. He is. And when he showed up on finding Prince Charming, I was like, Oh, God. And then of course, by the end, just love, love has adorable, little face.

Yeah. He's adorable. He's like the real life Jack from Will and Grace. Yeah. And it's our second finding Prince Charming crossover with Bravo. The first one was Jason who, uh, who we talked about this. He had to go on a date with the Prince Charming dude, like go to like one of those salt caves and they sat there in robes and had awkward conversation and then turns out Jason is Sonia and Tinsley's makeup artist. Yeah, and he was like super bitter. He was like horse-saming the bachelor or whatever, the main guy. Yeah, because they all find out he was a male prostitute. He's like,

I would never date that trash. Like, oh, okay. Well, right, well, there's lots of them back there. So here we are. Robbie is putting up a tent to spray them. And we got a rest of underwear scene. You know what? I just don't, are you guys trying to get canceled? Yeah, we don't need to see that.

Is this whole episode like fuck this show? Let's just get rid of this show. Okay, we've got a girl who's like dated Robert Kelly. Then we've got the shit that happens with Resilator. And now we have to see Resilator. It's underwear. Why don't you guys just burn the show? Just burn it all the day.

So, I don't know if you noticed it. They opened up the scene. We forgot to mention with a close up of an empty picture frame. And then we see a flashback that the frame used to have a picture of MJ and Reza in like 1992. And so now Reza has taken the picture out of the frame, which is so silly. So anyway, they get their spray tans and then Reza starts saying stupid shit like, wow, this spray tan reminds me of MJ.

And I always imagine the day MJ would get burst and I didn't I didn't I never thought I'd be thinking wait did this bitch have a hand in coming from my marriage it also makes me so sad that while my friend was nearly on death's door that I cared more about gossip that was spread from three different people and did not go and see my friend of 30 years Wow, that makes me sad and there's Robbie's rape spraying him Adam goes watch out Robbie That's a mine and Robbie goes once you got person. There's no other person on my brides I was like I don't get it

Why does that rhyme? Is that a monopoly thing? Oh, so then the party plan, Sarah's basically getting her party together and we meet Benny. Benny. Benny, her gay, and he's like getting everything ready to go and stuff. And then Neema is grooming and wow,

this was another disturbing scene. Neema, you know what, don't even brush your teeth, okay? At this point, I want those teeth soaked, it just cold brew. Yes, please, please. Yeah, he's brushing, he's putting powder on his balls, all that, all the good stuff. He's like, I'm already a product of divorced parents

and I've had separate Christmases my entire life. And now I'll have MJ's, now Ruse, and Ressus, now Ruse. I can't deal. This is a lot. That is so many things to buy. That's like double the things I have to buy to impress them every time I see them. I'm gonna go broke.

It's like having two marketing campaigns going on at the same time. That's a lot of brand awareness. So then Adam and Ress are getting ready. And Adam's like, how is Sarah gonna react to destiny? You know what you're both, you know what this shirt is so cute. Look at this shirt. Bitch has a shirt that looks good. So she had sex with her brother. Oh, look at this shirt. So cute. Oh, purple and paisley and also chef are not together. So cute.

And Nemez and a robe that says talented. Oh my God, to see Nemo pour some more baby powder, talented motherfucker. I just edited out the cuss words because I'm a good person. And I don't fucking cast. So Nemo goes over to, yeah, he goes over to MJ's house and he meets Baby Shams, which is nice and sweet.

This is like our first official filming at MJ's house. And then meanwhile, Gigi is ready to go. And she's hired a bodyguard now that she's pregnant because she never knows when things are going to go sideways. It's like Gigi, things go sideways because you go sideways. It's not one threatening to stab people every season. What the hell? Yeah, I mean, come on, you were not like Alicia Cuthbert on 24. Okay. You're not going to be abducted and wind up in a Cougar trap. Yeah. I'm more worried that that bodyguard needs to be for the baby. Can you mentor what's going to happen the first time that baby kicks her? You did not do that. So, um, Sarah, see, see, Sarah welcomes the bartender girl. She's like, you need to do a shot.

Girls, you're going to need it. My friends are a la. Yeah. How is it not going to be sunny today? I mean, are you kidding me? Am I right? Like my first party is not even sunny. Oh my God. And she sees Destiny with her blonde wig. And she's like, God, she is always doing the most. Yeah. Look at me. So people show up. So Destiny shows up with the Gigi, as you said, and see.

So Gigi and C, a lot of letters. And Resyn Adam show up and my compolina. And there's like a lot of, hey a bitch is gonna go swimming soon hey so then mta and emir in the car on the way over and he's like how are you feeling now listen if freshman's given some bad information and it was all some a little thousand it's like no it shouldn't have ever believed that hog wash and you shouldn't be sticking up fram. Could you put this necklace on? Like, what do you have so much hair?

Yeah, it's weave. And by the way, she's like a new class piss and he like closes and he classed the necklace She's like no, I need you to put it on me. I don't need you just a class bit like in front of me So I mean while back at the party destiny her her Stoletto keeps getting caught in the deck slats And Sar is just watching from afar like, it gets, it gets, where's the lettuce to a pull party? So, and then comes down the stairs, he's like, oh, a butterfly. And Reza is chewing so hard.

My God, Reza's anger too. He is mad. And by the way, right before that, Adam does his jump onto the float. And then GG goes, yeah, Adam. It's like he has literally turned him into the spoiled child that we all hate at the restaurant. Yeah. So he's brought MJ and everybody's really pissed except Mike likes like things you're going to get interesting in this fucking place. Yeah. Resas like, all of that be trail is in my heart. And it's right here in my throat It's up my back like things you're gonna get your singing this fucking place

Resus like all of that be trail is in my heart and it's right here in my throat like I gotta go all that be trail I'm like all the betrayal that you're talking about this is all here say from people and this is your friend of 30 years And you were you would rather listen to all this here say from someone that you've like like what you were saying before like Ali who has been shady in the past and who has always been stirring up shit and then but now you're like totally willing to to give stock to that. You're willing to do that instead of like talks. You're willing to listen to all that bullshit instead of talk directly to your friend, especially when you are saying one of your issues with MJ is that she went and talked to Ali instead of talking to you directly like what the fuck. Yeah.

I've got more awkward crap in my throat than Adam on game night. So he gets out of the hot tub. He's like Adam, we are leaving. And he was like, where is a co-host story, you're a thrullful. And he's like, you should have texted me. And you should have said, she should have texted me and and said I'm really sorry. I sent that queen for you Yeah, and he was like you have to stay there's a different perspective. We're really trying to expand this brand right now And so GG is like you know what you rolling in with her says a lot right now, bro

It says a lot and he was like I'm just trying to be the peacemaker. Oh, yeah How is it and pushing a lot of people being peaceful. Yeah. You guys are the only ones being crazy right now. Yeah, Gigi, sorry that someone's not on Rezos payroll. Like you, you fucking ask, yes, sir. Yeah. So MJ is talking to Mike and she's like, oh, so that little bitch just ran away right now.

Didn't he? Is he scared? Yeah. She's like, how dare you? I't he? Is he scared? Yeah. She's like, how dare you? I mean, where the fuck do you think you're going? I mean, this is a person I've been loyalty for 30 years. And Mike's like, did you instigate things with him

and Ali and can I borrow $100,000? And she's like, no, absolutely not. Do you know how to put together a wagon? Just curious. Will you raise two stepchildren? She's like, um, you know what? When you almost die, you put that shit aside. And he's like, okay, I get it.

I get it. She goes, and you don't fall into bullshit gossip and then destiny's watching from the balcony. Like this wig is going to yell at somebody to prove that she's on a reservoir side. Yeah, he's asked Kisper for Resa. My God. How much do they pay you to do this? Yeah. And MJ is like, you know what you show up for a birth and you don't fall into any gossip, you know, which people have here have started. And she's right. Because

yes, even though MJ and and and Resa totally start so much in each other's lives, I just kind of feel like when it comes to shit like a birth and deathbeds, you're kind of put that to the side for like at least an afternoon, you know. So Gigi's like, yeah, MJ is not a good person. She shits on everyone who's good to her. Okay, can we have some clips of Gigi like scratching Adam's neck or like threatening the staff around sister or no clip. Yeah, because also by the way, she's like, she even came for Adam.

I mean, innocent Adam, innocent to get Adam. He's not innocent. He broke a gem and he doesn't know monopoly. I know. Cut to Adam in the hot tub. I think I think somebody broke the jet. I think I think somebody broke the jet. Ha ha ha ha ha. Someone, someone popped the flow.

The flow has a hole in it. Someone did that. I'm like, yeah, who did that, Adam? Who did that? So Nima runs up to Mike. He's like, he's ordering an Uber. Help make it in back. And Destiny goes up to MJ and she just starts going, why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Destiny. Okay, you started all this shit. Yeah, and MJ is like, why? What? Why? What? She's like, you told them that I told you to bring up Adam's fucking cheating and whatever. Like, you know, and Destiny is like, I never, I never said you. I said I was at lunch with Ali and Ali brought this up up and I asked Ali why he would do this and he said Maris told me to do this

And she says okay, so you're taking the word of some 25 year old is she that's what happened Maris And she's like then you should have chosen not to believe it just what and so Destiny's trying to get her Reza points in there yeah Instead of just calling MJ which she could have done at any point during this, had she really had a problem, which she doesn't. She has no like to stand on this one. So Mike's like, Mike goes outside to talk to Resa and Resa's doing that thing,

where he's just percing his little thin lips and Mike scrolling on his phone for an Uber. And he's like, you know, Resa, there's a 25 year relationship gone because of a pot. You know, Ressa, could you respect me? Pay attention to me? Stop looking at the phone. He's like, okay. And then he does it. He's like, over a possible rumor. You're going to throw a 30 years of friendship over a rumor here.

Let me show you the roadmap of how to get back to friendships. Actually, it's more like instructions had to put the wagon. Could you take a look at these please for me? Thank you. Wheels, right? They're so difficult. Who made these stupid things? Gee wagon. So, Wes is like, well, fuck that.

I'm going to go yell at her. I mean, he really says like, maybe we can work things out and be in a good place because she's my best friend and blah, blah, blah. So he goes marching back in there. But he also says this weird thing where he's like, you know, I thought I think that like, I haven't been picking clearly

because I haven't had my friend of 30 years that have been in this dark place. I don't know if I've seen her eyes. It will all make sense. So like you are, you pushed away your friend of 30 years and then you are blaming the fact that she's not there for why you've been in this dark place and why you pushed her away. I was like, I don't really get that. Yeah, that's that's Reza.

And also he's doing this obviously after the scene for shot. So he's like making himself sound like, oh, I'm just going to go talk to her because maybe we can work it out. When that's not what he's doing, like he's like marching in there with a snit, you know. Yeah, yes, yes. You're right. He marches. He marches up to her while she's talking to Destiny. She goes, get away from me.

Just get away. He's like, oh, get away. You know, the barriers. You're not in Paris. Aren't you in Paris? Why aren't you in Paris? That's just like, opera.

Another barris. And it's been Adam Huffsoap, and he's got like a towel around his neck. Like he's like, looks like he's waiting for pickup after swim practice or something, you know? Like, he's just swimming out his neighbor's house. So he huffs over and MJ is like, you know what? You're a disgusted to read so she goes, you're a disgusting person. Go back to your stupid husband, cheat on each other, go to bathhouse, believe this one who you don't even know.

Yeah, this thing goes this way and you know how damn well how I have been authentic, okay, MJ? I am authentic. Like you're in like literally a blot of twig right now. But by the way, we can't overlook the fact that MJ just totally drops a bomb by doing that too. I mean MJ plays dirty too. Resa plays dirty, but MJ is not afraid to play dirty too. Oh yeah, the map passes.

She got each other believe it. You go back to your stupid husband. Oh, maybe. So he's like, you are 50 year old woman in the hospital and you're not embarrassed. I'm done living against me. Yeah. But she doesn't want anything to do with you.

So she just throws a drink in his face. And he doesn't even really flinch. He just keeps going and does. He's like, not cool. Stop yourself. Boy boy boy boy boy. Then Adam's like, hey, you shut the fuck up. You should be home with your kid. Fuck you. Which is like the most obnoxious thing men say to women, right? You should be home taking care of your kid. It is such a terrible thing. Not terrible, but it's so layered with deep rooted misogynist things, like that's what a woman should be doing at home taking care of her kid. It's so nasty. Yeah, Adam, maybe you could go

home and take care of your kid if your husband hadn't just spent all the money secretly on shampoo instead of having a kid. You little kid. Yeah, there's that too. So Adam's like, you almost died. Go home and watch your baby. What are you even doing here? And Mike's like, oh my god, I'm gonna slap the shit out of him. So Mike goes up and screams at Adam.

He's like, who the fuck do you think you are? She is a woman. I was like, yes, how are we cheering for Mike? I know, every now and then Mike, because Mike has always had this thing where he's just so idiotic and so awful and then he'll randomly have like moments of great moral clarity and he's like,

who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? And this is then MJ is like, to Reza, she's like, you're the one who cheated on him, he cheated on you, it has nothing to do with, she doesn't even finish her sentence because then Reza yells down in front of the entire party of people who don't know them.

You had 10 abortions. You're just exploded because you had 10 abortions. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I mean, that's a low even for Resa. Wow. I mean, Gigi's like Rob Rob, drawing Resa. Gigi just like rob rob rob robin.

Rese, Gigi just said on the show she thinks she's having trouble with childbirth because she had abortions when she, like why, how are you cheering on someone, shaming a woman's right to choose or using that information like that? Disgusting. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know how truthful whatever he said was But it's like matters Disgusting. It's like is shaming her for that. You're right. And it's it was gross It was again

And misogynist again. It was it was blade at and by the way, I'm no medical professional But I know enough that I'm not a medical professional. So I don't know if there's a link between Between what happened with your uterus and whatever Procedure she may have had. And it just, it's gross that he would also maybe even insinuate that on a national television level that that, you know, that could happen, you know, when you're not, he's not a doctor. I don't know. I don't know how they're linked, but it just, the whole thing was gross.

Yeah. It was really bad. And Mike's like, what the fuck are you doing? Bro. Oh. Yeah, it was really bad and Mike's like what the fuck are you doing? So then we got a marches outside and he's screaming fuck you people Then he goes into a bush which I guess is production. It's like tamerabarti in the bus People you mother fucking liars fuck you and Adam's like, and then Adam's like a wet little dog with his comb over, like completely melted, you know. Towel, you know, he's still like hoping

that he gets to go the good humor truck after this. And Resa finds a production binder I'm assuming, and just throws it in all his papers go everywhere. And he's like, fuck you people, pieces of shit. And I'm assuming actually when he was saying fuck you people that he was actually. And I'm assuming actually when he was saying fuck you people, that he was actually yelling at the producers at the show. Yeah, he was saying fuck you, you motherfucking liars.

So I guess they told him that she wasn't back or something, like she wasn't coming back to the show either. She wasn't coming back to the show or she wasn't on the shoot list for this party. I don't know what it was, but apparently they told him she wasn't going to be there. Whatever it is, I think that the punishment is not that the crime in this case, but whatever Reza feels that MJ was up to, I think that his reactions to it have been so above and beyond. I'm not exonerating MJ. I'm saying that she's some sort of angel, but if she was in a

hospital bed and she's your friend of 30 years and you're hearing gossip, you put the gossip to the side and you go be with your friend for like at least do that, you know. And then to go and just say these just horrific things. And she said bad things to it this party, but that was so cross in line. I was terrible. Well, I think that she was justified. I mean, she was saying nasty things, but she had already said that everybody, she had already said it that reunion last year

that everybody knows that they have an open relationship or there's something like that. So it wasn't like that was really new information. She's just like your husband cheated, like you're always cheating on each other. Like what the fuck, go be nasty. You know, like what are you yelling at me for? Your husband got caught cheating on you and you're yelling at me

Like what the fuck yeah because the debate is not really about whether or not Jenga naked Jenga Happened the debate is not whether or not Adam sent those picks to Ali the the debate is was MJ trying to break shit up Which is always like so annoying when there are these issues. This is what we saw Jackson and what Jackson Brittany went through Which is it's they when they went James, right? It's never like, oh, it's like a deflection of what the real issue is, an anger that someone would dare to bring it up and to shake the foundation of a shoddy relationship. And she based, like you said, she probably was like, you guys were always doing this, and now you're going to yell at me for stating something that everyone already knows as if I'm trying to come for you when you guys are the ones that are always doing this. Yeah. Yep. Really, really gross. Wow. Wow. Wow. There we go.

Dip the end of the show's sunset. So wow. How low can they go? We'll see. It's only episode six. Wow. Must see TV. I'm like, I'm totally, totally into the season of Shaz. So it's been a long time that I've been this into the, into a season of Shaz. Like this wrapped up in it. Who would have thought, who would have thought I'd be more wrapped up in this than, then some of the other shows that we haven't been able to cover yet? Well, I'd really like to see Reza get his due. One day on the show.

He has not really ever gotten it. People have tried, but he is so nasty that no one can come up against him. So I guess if anyone could, it's MJ. It's MJ. They actually kind of have an amazing relationship. The two of them, I don't know, is it perhaps Shakespearean? It's like dangerous liaisons or cruel intentions, like Reese Witherspoon and the Ryan Philippe. I mean, no, it wasn't Reese. It was Ryan Felipe and Sarah, Sarah Michelle Geller, right? Like they kind of have this relationship that we've just seen. We've seen

this so so many times before in literature and other pieces of art. So finally, finally, see it in reality TV in this way. It's kind of great, which is neither literature nor art. No, no. Yeah. Okay. I'm not I'm just trying to elevate this discussion. The point is it was it's yeah, everything you just mentioned is a way to get for me. I know I'm going to bring that in. Yeah, I'm not going to. I'm stopping myself. I was like, I already started. So I have to like see it through. And then now that the sentence is over, we're going to forget that I ever talked about. I was like, I will not cast one of these people as Grand Clos. Okay, Glenclos will not be playing either one of these people.

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