Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali

Episode Date: February 18, 2020

Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop crying? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Now, I saw a movie called Knives Out. Have you seen Knives Out? No, not yet. Unfortunately. Don't worry, I'm not gonna spoil anything. But the main character cannot lie. She has like a physical reaction. She lies, she barfs. And I was cracking up watching Adam because Adam is like that girl.

Like he cannot lie. He is terrible at it. He makes his sour face. Like he's just had, I mean, I was gonna say rotten penis in his, but he probably has, you know, just a rotten apple face. And then like he's trying at, I mean, I was gonna say rotten penis in his, but he probably has, you know, just a rotten apple face. And then like he's trying to remember something. He's like, um, no!

Two. Okay, a two syllable denial. A two syllable no, Adam. Yeah, you're caught. Yeah, there's more than one syllable in your know, you're caught. He definitely had the face of me when I see a jenga tower falling over. Like, uh, destruction. I get, it's like too much chaos.

Yeah, he's like invoking the place that we're all wary of ending up when we live in Los Angeles. No, ho. Yeah. So, Raza's like, well, Disney told me, Allie told me, uh, Mar Mary, said you were playing strip poker or strip games or something. And he's like, um, Ali, Ali's story, I'm not even engaging because he's the one who said it.

Yeah, at which point, by the way, their dog, Marty, aka Teenie, Martini, jumps up on Ressa and then proceeds to steal the rest of the scene because as they are fighting, Teenie, Martini jumps up on Resa, and then proceeds to steal the rest of the scene because as they are fighting, Teenie keeps on putting his little head right in the camera and I could not stop looking at it. It was so hilarious. Reminded me of something that Bueller would do

if Bueller had an opportunity to be part of a conversation about strip Jenga. He probably never will. Also by the way What an annoying what an annoying Vehicle for sexy times strip jenga who wants to mix their seduction in with the tension of Jenga tower falling over. I mean who that's terrible Well, it's a game where you're like very carefully trying to play sticks and holes You know and make it last for a decent amount of time. I mean, it's just basically it's such a good parallel to sex if you think no

It's a giant game of the pullout method. It is literally the pullout method and Bloom we've got babies all over the Exactly over the table. Yeah, you're making a tower and then it crushes into reality. Like, you have babies in STDs now. Congratulations. So, Ressa's like, well, you're so defensive. Oh, you have to say that it didn't happen. And Adam's like, um, I'm gonna go inside.

Okay, Marney, come, Marney. And Marney's like, hell no, I'm not going with you. You dirty ass jangle. Motherfucker, I had to sit here watching you play that disgusting game. Yeah. He's like, I know who feeds me. It's Reza. Okay. Because if I choose sides, I'm going to be in a one bedroom with you in Culver City. And that's not the life I want to lead. Yeah. If it were up to you, those cats would be on my fucking Chanel pillow, bitch. Yeah. Exactly. It's like, I had to sit there and watch you allow those cats on the air meds blanket. Do you know how expensive that blanket is?

I'm on Team Reza. Wolf. Totally. Team Shephon. Team Shephon. So, the dog doesn't come in. And we find out that their bedroom is like one of those Palm Springs bedrooms that has sliding glass doors and big oven windows.

So you have to like watch them sleep. It's just gross. It's just gross. Okay, stop. We live in the city. Stop it. And then they have really cheap blinds too, which I guess I should have figured I should have seen that come Well, because then you have to watch Adam, you know, lower blinds in rage like nothing like our rage blind lower like I've heard a blind rage, but this is rage blinding and this is where you have to like lower the

The the blinds, you know, because it's like the equivalent of like I am mad I'm gonna slam the door but because they're blind they just sort of dropped down like shh shh shh shh I am furious I am putting the blinds down over this sliding glass door like the neighbors probably actually look look forward to you guys fighting

I know yeah they just make that sound so then so then so reza sort of you, he walks into the house and he's trying to get in the bedroom, but it's locked and he's like, um, can I come in the bedroom please? And there's a little posted on there that says, keep clothes, cats inside, which is so appropriate. Of course, of course, Adam retreated into a room full of cats.

It's actually just showing the movie just showing the movie cats in there. Is that Jennifer Hudson seeing inside? Yeah. Could you please ask Jennifer Hudson to get off the tire so we can finish this fight? Don't be quick, thanks. Adam, could you please stop singing Jason Derulo? Okay, fine, I'll play it your way. Adam, it's the Jellicle cat for it's a jellicle fight and the jellicle fight for it

The jellicle cat jellicle cat project. I don't know. I'm only keep changing three times until you're up on the store Jellicle cat project. Jellicle time Yeah, damn it Adam I'm just first open the door Mr. Mr. Police. Oh, damn, he did it to me again, Reza. So he goes in there and Adam has to explain it to him behind closed doors because, of course, Adam's dope and doesn't realize that their mics are still getting every single

thing. So Adam's like, what I think he's talking about is one time you were out of town and I was joking that we should play strip games. And read it because you have to be the dumbest person in the world, Adam. Adam's like, and to be fair, it was not strip-jenga. We were playing strip-sorry, which is actually not based on the board game

It's where you take off a piece of clothes and go, sorry sorry sorry Sorry Taking off my I'm taking off my hoodie now. Sorry. Hmm. Sorry. Well, and it does to me acting like that to me Oh, I love your face and then do this to me. I do not blame anyone but yourself love your face and then do this to me. He's like, do not blame anyone but yourself, Strip Jenga. And Ali, you befriended him. I warned you about him and you let him into our lives and now look.

Yeah. By the way, just know that Resa said at this part of the episode, there's no one to blame other than you and Ali. Because then the rest of the episode, he spends, he basically burns the earth with anyone, like Destiny and MJ or whatever. He starts basically blaming them for this madness. So he explains,

Ellie Shuri is a troublemaker and he befriended every single person in my friend group. And then as soon as Adam started to include him in the circle, all of a sudden he's everywhere. And then we get clips of this guy just literally being in every single scene ever shot. Yeah and what I think has been what's fascinating about this episode is that I start to sort of take everything on face value because that's what I do in life. I'm just like super accepting an obedient but then I was like but this is Reza who's telling us this and I'm meant to believe that Ali is this

psycho who is just like maybe a fame whore trying to claw into this group. Or maybe this is Reza who feels threatened that there's another gay in the group that everyone loves. And so he's gonna tear him down because that kind of tracks with Reza's behavior way more. Well, I've thought Reza's a monster for many years now, but I've seen two seconds of this Ali kid and this is a climbing little piece of crap. I'm with Reza on this alley kid and this is a climbing little piece of crap.

I'm with Resa on this one. This one is a thirsty little bitch and you need to just nip it in the bed. I mean, you make a good point. I mean, listen, I got the same vibe too. I'm just saying that as we are recapping this, I'm realizing just take everything with huge grains of salt because when it comes to Resa, it's really comes to Reza it's really hard to tell.

It's really hard to tell what's going on. Ali for sure is thirsty. He is very, very thirsty but I guess maybe the issue is not so much, oh there's another guy that everyone likes. It's that there's another Reza in the group and there can only be one, one prime Reza. Well, this is no Reza. This guy is no match. That's for sure.

No. So Reza says when they were at mj's shower in Vegas, Adam found out that this guy was talk shit talking and it was really personal stuff. And it's hard to take reza seriously because a he's reza and b he keeps putting on Instagram posts to say things like how's take bitch last 30 pounds bitch go bitch. Just take bitch gold. And third of all, he's wearing a motorcycle jacket or leather jacket with like sleeves that drape over his hands. I mean, please.

Yeah, I saw that. I did not like it. I saw that. I did not like it. I saw that. I did not like it. I saw that. I did not like it.

I saw that. I did not like it. I saw that. I did not like it. I saw that. I did not like it. I saw that. I did not like it. I could think of Cheryl's gross name, so that's what I'm doing now. I forgot. He talked it out. The I do word association with myself. But you know, there's also this weird part of me. I hate to be a conspiracy theorist. I hate to sort of like create things that aren't there on screen. But gosh, there was like a weird part of me.

Weird thing in the back of my head that felt like this whole argument was a little fabricated for the cameras. I couldn't tell if it was or not. Like, Raza's smart. He knows all this shit, and I probably wonders like, was all this this big dramatic fight? Was he prepared? Was he doing this to make himself look more like the victim? I couldn't tell, you know,

because I really felt like it was real, but then knowing Raza, he is so crafty. Well, it seems real to everybody else, but yeah, I bet you're right that Raza probably knew way beforehand and he's just like waiting to use it because I've always heard from people in the community and the community gay that they have an open relationship. Like it's not really that much of a secret. Like a lot of people,

I've met a lot of people who have said that. So, you know, I don't know if that's true or if these people are even reliable at all, but they seem to have an open relationship and the problem is that Adam got caught and that he gave this more importantly that it seems there more ups yeah I was gonna say it seems like they're more upset that um that he's more upset that Adam was talking to Ali rather than the Adam may have had naked jenga yeah it's like the the old married couple who the wife knows that the husband is cheating but then everybody knows and then she the really does some have it she's like you idiot now everybody knows, and then she really does some habit. She's like, you idiot.

Now everybody knows, you know, as opposed to keep it quiet, and I'll keep it quiet. Exactly. And Destiny took the bait, and she went reported to Reza, and we all know the way that this works, which is that the messenger gets killed in these situations on reality TV. This is what always happens. It's like she's trying to, she for all we know is trying to warn Reza Hey your husband may be up to something And then what happens is and we see this on Vanderpump rules with Brittany and Jacks and the way Brittany treats all the other You know other people

Circle the wagons around the relationship and then like attack anyone and Reframed the person's trying to help you out as you were trying to take down our relationship. Yeah, but Destiny was shady. I think Destiny's super shady. And I love that she's getting cold out on it. I love it. I didn't think she was being shady,

but that's just the, we're only on the second episode. And this is why I'm excited to talk about it because I actually am like excited to hear what you have to say about it. Because for me watching it. Totally, totally shady. I think she's trying to be an MJ, but she's failing miserably at it,

and she's gonna get a lot of trouble. And by the way, if what Resa says is true that MJ is pulling the strings, it actually makes me like MJ more, because MJ can be so shady, and the fact that MJ is like lying on bed rest, ultimately like in a hospital bed, going through the worst shit ever.

And then it's causing this insane destruction, is like that's kind of bomb. Yeah. So next up we go to basically, Rasa just finishes yelling at Adam. And it's like, you dumbass, you weren't bombarded. I think you were a dick and idiot or intentionally trying to hurt me.

Out, I'm sorry I didn't mean to get that close to your face. I'm wearing very long sleeves right now. So, Resa leaves and then we go over to Mike in a Hollywood office and I was like, oh, it's never good when Mike's going into an office, but it's just his brother the dentist. Yeah, so his brother has been around. We've seen him every single season. He's the dentist, but now the brother has started to, I think, start to be like, yo, I'm, I'm a celebrity. My brother's Mike from Shasta Sunset. So his dentist office has like a logo that makes it look like it's an ad agency. And he's sitting there like, he's, this guy is dressed like he's going to the club.

And he's got like tats on his forearm and everything and like shittin' his hair. I'm like, I know that stuff shouldn't have any effect on how effective you are as a dentist, but man, it makes me not trust him. I would never ever wanna show up. It's like little shopper horrors. I don't wanna show up to a dental office

and my dentist looks like that. Looks like he's about to go out in the town. Yeah, I'm his's like skin tight little shirt my dentist needs to look bookish have awkward social skills and I actually that I just mean I probably only have these two things. Yeah, I mean my dentist to look like he just was studying You know like updates on plaque, you know, I wonder what advances there have been in plaque technology Okay, that's what I want you spending your lunch doing, not pushups and fucking tats. Yes, I want my, I want my dentist to look like he got more excited about plaque innovations

than the lineup at Coachella. Yes. So Mike's there to get his, he gets a free teeth, tooth cleaning every month, which is ridiculous. He's going to dive down to his knees basically. And a lot of poking with metal sticks. So I'm saying that's teeth. Yeah. And the discussion is this apartment building, which we saw Mike by a couple of years ago, what's it? It was last season, right? I think it was last season. I mean, apparently he'd they bought it actually a long time ago, but they were talking about it last season He's in ends the same issue. So last, last time around, the issue is,

are, will they sell it? Will Mike sell it? Or are they gonna like develop it into something? And the other brother comes in too, and he's got like microbladed eyebrows now, which this whole family, this whole family's in trouble. I'm telling you that from looking at these three boys together like this.

I feel like, because none of them are listening to Sue. I feel like Sue is the only voice of reason in this family. Yeah, but she is the voice of reason, but she never ever gets her way. She always caves at the end. She's like, this is what you should do, but she's never listen to me, you little fucker. I'm going to cut you off.

If you keep dating this more on social climber Jessica, okay, that's it. And if you keep dating a 16 year old, guess what, that's what I'm gonna do. Cut you off. She's like, no, you shouldn't do that. Okay, do it. Go ahead and do it. Yeah, but her disapproval is so strong.

Like, I feel disapproved of by Sue. I'm like, wow, you were very effective. You learn, it's an Amazon. Stop. Oh. Oh, the point is this. Sue is the only one who seems to have any sense in this family.

So now the guy, the brother, so Mike and his brother are talking about this property. And we're sort of seeing flashbacks of the brothers are all coming in together. I guess the brother comes into the office. The point is all the brothers are together and they're talking about the future of this building. And Mike tells us, you know, we bought this house, we bought this building 10 years ago and we're waiting for the neighborhood to come up. And now it's at a point we're ready to, you know, divide the pit and, you know, we bought this house, we bought this building 10 years ago and we're waiting for the neighborhood to come up and now it's at a point we're ready to, you know, develop it and, you know, just make it amazing.

It's going to sell for about $35 billion. It's going to be just like so much. You're not proved that I'm finally a man, you know? This building is going to have over one billion hamburger sold. I'm going to tell you that right now. One billion hamburger sold. Okay. Have a movie theater, and have a movie theater drive through drive through movie theater where you drive through and see a scene. You know it's great innovation.

Yeah. So Mike is making his brothers let him be the point person on this like basically be the contractor for this building, which he doesn't do. Yeah. He's basic. And he wants to draw a salary, so they're gonna have to talk about a salary. Who in their right mind would let him do that? These guys are fucking morons. So you deserve what you get.

You deserve that money loss. Your family deserves to lose everything, have fun. Exactly, yeah, because Mike is like, yeah, so you know, like, do you know how expensive dumpsters are? How much expensive? $50,000. Yeah, that's actually, so what you actually do is you put your $50,000, you put it in the dumpster and you light it on fire.

That's what you're doing when you're paying me, okay? Yeah, pretty much. So then we go over to Gigi and a crop top dump suit. God, I'm like, that looks like Gigi. She looks amazing. Wanna eat whatever healthy place she's eating. And especially for a person. You too.

I know. She's doing great. She is, you know, highest fuck going around. She's coming to a restaurant or she's ordered a chicken kebab. And then this new girl, Zara, Zara, right? It's spelled Sarah, but I think it's Zara. Zara, Zara, right? No, Zara.

Zara, Zara, Zara. Zara, Z? No, Sarah. Sarah, sorry, sorry. Sarah, sorry. Sarah, sorry. Let's play and make it Sarah together. Yeah, so GG, you know, she loves a woman who takes care of herself. Has a positive vibe, yada, yada, yada. Basically, GG wants to be friends with Sarah. So she's like, I'm going to turn this girl before MJ does.

You want to go look at little fish wash up on the seat? Yeah, if you ever been interested in a fish the size of a thumb, for MJ does. You want to go look a little fish wash up on the sea? Have you ever been interested in a fish the size of a thumb having sex of under a full moon? Let's do that. Oh, so they talk about destiny a little bit because we get a clip of Sara meeting destiny and rest is like, this is my friend Sara. She is a badass hashtag bitch bitch. Okay. She's a business consultant so destiny Maybe you should hire to do some business consultant consulting hashtag girl bitch bitch And just needs like I mean like slow down like I don't even know who you are like I don't know your credentials are whatever so like stay away

I'm like what is your business destiny anyway that needs to developed? Her party planning business, right? Oh, yeah, you're right. Sorry. I forgot. Then she made a salad into a cocktail and a juice. Oh, no. What's she doing? A juicer or something or she was doing PR for a juicer or how did you sorry? I've or she did some doing something for cars. Maybe. Oh, that was a. She's a little bit of an event. She was like, because that was an event planning thing. Remember that for the high end cars,

she's an event planner like a party lady. Yeah, I know, Destiny's a little gray around the edges sometimes. Yeah, Destiny history. But yeah, Destiny I think is an asshole and she's doing that thing where she's third season now, right? Yeah, third season. And someone new comes in and she's like I don't know you I don't know what you do and so Sara's like yeah I don't really care about this girl I have an actual job so yeah she's

pretty much so anyway Gigi invites Sara to go watch the Grunions mating at Venice Beach because Grunions are a little fish that as we mentioned before, the little fish and they like at certain times, they I guess have sex on the beach, like from here from maternity, but Grunion style and I guess it's good for, it's like something good for maternity, there's some superstition.

The point is, you know, Gigi has had a lot of funky storylines. Go on to watch Grunions fuck is definitely a new territory for her. Now, will she try to stab one of the Grunions? You know, that's why it's good to have Gigi around. You just never know. Is she gonna be making a business proposal for the Grunions? Yeah, who saw?

Is she gonna accuse the Grunions of sealing her weed business? I don't know. Is she gonna be giving the Grunions of sealing her weed business. I don't know Yeah, she can be giving the Grunions extensions If she gonna try to cut them in half with scissors. I don't know so we go to personal home video footage of MJ and Jesus Christ. Okay, so she's going out of the hospital She's like yep, so I'm Christmas Eve finally after all of these health issues, my doctor said, don't be scared, but your cervix rank.

And basically, when you have an incompetent cervix, it's like, that's the funniest way I've ever heard anything, but I know it was like, it did like HR tick over this part of the medical practice. Like, we're gonna have to say that you're an incompetent cervixix so we're gonna really need to see some better performance out of you. Yeah and we're gonna you listen you're gonna have to go out there and find a new job and we're not gonna tell anybody else you're in a competent cervix but yeah us you're incompetent and you have to know that moving forward we're just here to help you thanks for coming to HR. Yeah so but the point is that her miscarriage risk went way way way, way up. So she had to be on bed rest. So she's on bed rest for weeks upon weeks upon weeks.

And then finally, she graduated from bed rest and then was diagnosed with a crazy situation where her gall bladder could potentially not work and release a lot of acid and cause an instant still still born. So work and release a lot of acid and cause an instant stillborn. So super high risk pregnancy with lots of complications. So that's just, we basically just sort of like learn that. It's like a little check in as like Jesus. It's kind of not getting, she's like a miracle that people have babies. And then, you know, and then it rained. And then there was Lincoln Aroof.

And then I found out I could die from arbalupeolitis. It's like what? And then they finally got care of that. And then they said, my kneecap was infected with a fuller-poodle pridest. I'm like, Jesus Christ! I know. Everything is chaffed.

It then told me to toil it. It then told me to toil it. And that gave me fuller-coucheyitis or whatever. Fuller-coucheyitis. So then Mike and his big stupid Jeep is next. And he's just on the phone going, oh it's going to be 20 people. All right Saturday night be there. Yeah, he's like party promoting his own Passover.

So he's going to a bakery to get some desserts for his big Passover. And so he's doing that. And meanwhile, Reza is, Reza's called, is calling up Destiny, because he wants to set up a meeting with Ali. No, is it Ali or Ali? Ali. Doesn't matter.

Like Kate. Yeah, okay, that's what I was thinking of the entire time. I was like, Kate and Ali. But then also, I had a moment of like, maybe it's Ali, because am I being culturally insensitive right now? I don't know.

So anyway, so Reza's like, I need to find out. I need to have lunch with with with Destiny and Ali, because I need to find out how MJ is connected to all of this. I'm like, you are like looking for trouble with your friend right now, because no, because they told him last week, doesn't, didn't destiny say last week, she heard it. I think it's because Alan is in that little friend group or whatever. I guess here's what I'm saying is that, I mean, we find out later in the episode that apparently there was some weird sit down moment with that where it's a ledge that MJ sat down, the people involved and said, this is what you have to do.

But I just kind of feel like Reza, he is always ready to destroy his friends. And here's a situation where Destiny said, oh, you know, MJ's friend Ali, now I'm calling him Ali, I can't stop. But MJ's friend Ali basically was saying this and I want you to know because you should know that this is what Adam's doing and I feel like I Feel like normally a person would say Would okay get mad at Ali because he's shady I can't help myself now. I'm ruined it for myself. I can't stop saying Ali Ali kidnally Yeah, Kate and Ali

Yeah, but she yeah, this is one of MJ's best friends friends apparently so yeah But so is MJ let's not forget okay, they're sure both dirty dealers I just I just feel like that's not what I would lead with is like and how is MJ involved in all this I don't know I was they brought it up last week that she said something like she heard it she either heard it through MJ or he told Mercedes. She was brought up in this. That's why he's saying, like, what the hell, lady? But Ali actually met with Destiny, but they had like a lunch together, you know? And she mentioned MJ.

I understand why Reza would be suspicious, but it seems like he was also looking for a reason to be suspicious of MJ if that makes sense. Yeah, well, thankfully so. well, thankfully one line of dialogue. Yeah, they stop up 25 years of being shady bitches to each other. These two. So Russ is like, all right, apparently Ali knows my husband better than I do. And also I need to find out she's connected to this or set it up Destiny.

Set it up on meeting with me and Ali. I'm going to see you do it. I'll be there. Tell me when and where. Love the destiny. Even when you're mad at Destiny, she's still like your personal assistant, you know? Like God for the heck.

We know that your husband has his phone number. You could make this call yourself, but. Right. So, yeah, so, so, Resa meets Mike at this bakery and he's like, look, this nice man is helping me pick out some good part of stuff for Passover. I'm like, okay, Mike, just get a cake, okay? Because he's sitting there looking at every cake and there's a guy standing behind them.

And this guy could not be more pissed off. I don't know if you noticed him. He was rolling his eyes. He was like, please, pick a cake so I can buy my freaking croissant. Or ten because it's Shaz. And then Mike's like, oh, I want something like these little color cookies because, you know, I want to like these little color cookies, because, you know, I want to look a little more expensive.

Macaron's trying to floss those things. Yeah. So they go outside and they're talking. And they're like, wow, isn't it crazy? MJ has a baby and stuff. And President's like, yes, you know, but it wasn't an easy birth, right? Here's a text from Tommy.

We had to do an emergency CC section. They had to remove her uterus and fallopian and tube so she probably won't have any more kids And then look at this cute picture. So let's talk about gossip Not the important reason that all of that is important the important reason is all important Jesus The reason all of that is important is because I think this is why Tommy ends up going nuts on Reza oh Because Reza is giving all this information. He's just reading it on camera. And they're like, uh, we didn't know, you know, you're not supposed to just tell my what, tell my wife's medical history, right?

Well, hmm, time to put that, we'll put that, we'll put that, we'll put that, we'll put that to the side and keep an eye on it. Um, we should also mention, by the way, that Reza is also shades, Mike overpass over. He's like, it seems like every high holiday, Mike has a new lady in and keep an eye on it. We should also mention by the way that Reza has also shared his mic over Passover. He's like, it seems like every high holiday Mike has a new lady in his life. And we see a flashback of Jessica. It says 2014 to 2017, and she's going,

she's like, by Racha ata Adonoi, she's like, terrible, whatever accent. And then it says Morgan as a 2018 to 2018, which is so shady. And then Paulina, 2019 to question Mark. I just love when the editors are shady about these people. Uh, so, uh, let's see here. Me McCall. Oh, Adam calls Adam.

Adam, so I didn't know what I was trying to write. So Adam calls and Retsus rolls his eyes. He's like, yes, babe. Can I call you as soon as I'm done here with Mike? Okay, thank you. Goodbye stupid Stupid man Stupid person you ever get a call from a stupid person and say God what a stupid person who would marry that person and then you realize It's me. I married a stupid person. How should I my husband be stupid?

So like so now what now it bro and Retsus like it's all it's all this BS about make it jing I'm at least sure he has been trying to cause problems. I don't want him around me I don't want him associating with people. I know I don't want to eat that thought I will eat that donut hand that to me right now. I will do that and Then like and then like in the middle of this this random hecedic dude walks by and he sees Mike is like, Hey, you Jewish? Wanna try some to, want put on some to feel in? So then Mike puts on the whole to feel in thing and like Mike makes a blessing for MJ, which is nice.

And then the guy just keeps on going. And while this is happening, Reza is giving this guy such a stank face. Like, how dare you interrupt my scene with your lovely blessing. Can we have your Mitzvah at a time my husband is not making me look like an idiot on national TV? Thank you Mitzvah out. Would it be possible to do a Mitzvah over my husband and hope he stops being such a stupid person? Thank you. That's so Mitzvah. It's time for commercial. It's time. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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What place was it again? Isn't that place on sunset that has those big huge heated lamps. It's kind of by the guitar center. Oh was it there? I couldn't tell. I think that place has been actually closed for a long time. I couldn't tell. I thought it was a place in the valley. Oh, I thought it was that place. But Destiny, by the way, Destiny is, she's wearing a hat that says, and a t-shirt that says money moves. She has doubled down on Cardi B references from two years ago. Yeah, come on destiny. Let's update it. Do better, Destiny. Do better. So Ali comes to me, he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry to put you in this situation. Don't worry. We're going to figure

it out on camera. Just like it always should have been for the very beginning. Yeah. And Resa's, Resza's approaching in his car and he's practicing how he's gonna say hello. He's like, hey Destiny. Hello Ali. Hello Destiny. Hello Ali. Hello Ali.

Sorry, I keep saying Ali now. I ruined it. So she's like, you know, I just didn't think I'd be part of this. And I didn't know the extent of the situation. And she's doing her little cry victim thing. No, girl, you let yourself be used. You are now in the war.

And she tells us she thinks of Ali as a good person. I've never seen a bad woman in his body. But now he comes to me with this information, the man that I love, that my family and I have no for decades. Oh. I mean, that my family and I have no for decades. Oh! Oh! I mean, Destiny is over-traumatic, and that's one thing that drives me nuts.

I mean, you know, someone refills her water and she starts crying, and, you know, I mean, it just reminds me of all those times I've had water or wasn't refilled, and when can I get a refill? And will this ever happen again? And what is it about me that people don't want to refill my water, and then this waiter does it, and,

eh! I just don't know anymore. Yeah, I say it about me that people don't want to refill my water and then this waiter does it and I just don't know anymore Yeah, shade. I think she's shade. So Ali's like well, I'm uncomfortable to you I mean, it's not good for anyone to have to hear this so she's like, okay, let's practice But Resa jumps in instead and so Resa comes in he keeps on his pilot glasses And it's terrible terrible five terrible five year olds outfit. He's trying to fit into. Oh my God. So it's when he gets mad, he stands up on his stomach pops out because his shirt is so tiny. He's wearing a toddler shirt to this. Yeah. Baby gap. He, yeah. So there's lots, there's, you know, an immediate coldness. And

Ali's like, I'm not coming from malicious place. I spoke to Maris and she said, you're not happy in your relationship. And I trust her because she's my best friend. Oh, she's your best friend. I've known her for 25 years. How long have you known her? Um, three years.

Ooh, oh guess what? If you multiply the number of years that I've known her, times the multiple years that you've known her, and then you subtract 35, guess what you get? 40, because the bitch lost 40 pounds! Hehehehe. And he's like, well, if I was you, I would want to know this information. He has...

Who's he? Speak name! So I know what you're talking about, and when we have divorced proceedings, I will have very clear and concise clips with the entire jury Exactly well um Adam would send me really inappropriate text messages like all the time like every day and You know, it's got to the point where I felt like I was being sexually harassed sexually harassed God forbid well, I'm not not covered for sexual harass like I just am I was mean honestly He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's done it to other people too. And he's like, Oh, you're crazy? You think you're gonna come here and tell me my husband

sexually harassed you? You better check yourself before you record self-flight boy and stop talking to me crazy. If you say the recipe one more time, I'm going to knock you into mother fucking next week. A mother fucker's got a threat in someone sometimes. Bitch, be like, I lost 40 pounds,

but I gained 80 pounds of motherfucking gun upon you And this was the part where Resa's gonna go crazy on someone and the guy was supposed to just either be terrified or walk away And be like I'm not doing this so that they didn't have to come out with the evidence But instead Ali is prepared for this and it's like okay take a look So he hands a stack of papers over and Resa looks through all of these texts, which are all blurred out, so they can't be great. Yeah, by the way, great point. They're all blurred out.

They're in Lisa Vanderpom font, you know, like giant sized. And he's like, well, these are like the same things he sends to me, to mic and me. So to me, that's not a good defense. And here's why. Well, you're married to it. If you want to take this at face. Yeah, your husband says you a dick pick.

OK, but. Yeah, also, I mean, honestly, like, let's just strip away like all I were guessing about intentions and what the shading is is. If there's someone who's saying, Adam keeps sending me these texts. And it's like a lot, the response is like, well, he sends them to me too,

it should be like, oh, I'll tell him to stop doing that because it's obviously like, it's crossing a line. If you're just taking that on face value, so there's that, second of all, yeah, it's also, like, Ali is just basically saying, hey, just so you know, your boyfriend's sending this stuff, so you should probably know that, right? And that's the whole point of this.

But Resa is acting as if this is a flaming gun about why their marriage is in trouble. I don't know, I just, I thought Resa's response is a little odd. Well, it's wrong. Yeah, I think you're right that it's completely wrong. Like if someone's uncomfortable with sexual messages, like overtly sexual messages you're sending, then it should be, I'm so sorry, I'll talk to him.

Gross. And if the whole thing is that they're defense, it's like, no, he sends overtly, you know, disgusting sexual messages to everybody all the time. That's a problem, that's gross. You need to take care of that. Yeah, and then, and then when Ali's like, well, it makes me uncomfortable.

And when I was like, well, then why do you continue to be his friend? That's like, I understand why that's like a logic that you might jump to, but it's really not the right logic there. You know, it's kind of like, hey, you're the one who told your husband, remember how you cut off Adam? And you said, we're not to, I'm sorry, to'm sorry to cut off Ali said we're not talking to Ali anymore. Well guess what?

Adam is clearly still texting him. That's what you should be paying attention to here. Yeah. Yeah. They're mad. They're more mad about Ali saying it than Adam doing it. Totally. Yeah. So he's like, well, I did tell him to stop. And he's like, well I did tell him to stop and he's like, okay, go away. He's like, why are you attacking me? He's like, cuz you are a piece of fucking shit. Destiny is like, please, please, please, please. I'm like, Destiny, you have to use your new phrase. Vloy, vloy, vloy, vloy, vloy. And Ressa says, well if you want to be friends with him, you're not gonna be friends with me and that goes for everyone in my life. And so Ali throws more papers at him and he's like, here he is cruising at the gym,

caressing other people. harassing other people not correct. Oh, I was like, caressing other people. Jesus. Wow. So he's very central. What a central accusation. Yeah, what caressing?

I was like, wow, that's actually an emotional affair now. Yeah. So, but you know, that's, that's the as a thing cuz remember Resa said don't say harassing what any if you say harassing any one more time I'm gonna punch you into next week So when he's like here he is harassing other people that's in Resa's stand-up and just throws water in his face Get the fuck out of here you piece of shit get the fuck out of my place Get the fuck out of my place and he starts trying like trying to Push alley out of his chair and all that stuff

Yeah, wow, so there's multiple people who have donated text threads to this evidence Wow, that's not good Not good at all. I mean, it's fine if you have an open relationship But the but the point is that Reza's going nuts on alley and I'm like, I'm not sure Ali is the one you should be going nuts over Well, it's fine to fool around if you're having an open relationship But it's not fine to be sending people disgusting fucking text messages all the time to the point where they're complaining They're all getting together and complaining about it. That means you've obviously got some kind of problem weirdo Jesus a hundred percent well, I think that probably res is embarrassed you know and so he's like kind of like projecting that embarrassment into like just putting it all on to putting it all

on to Ali who gets knocked out of his chair and what a thrown on etc. So then res is outside pacing on the phone and he calls MJ who we just heard what MJ is going through. She's like in the hospital. She's almost died five times. And it literally says on the screen, uh, on the phone MJ from postnatal ICU. Okay. Literally says she's in the ICU. My god, so I was drinking a broccoli. Oh, okay. Well Raza so he goes hey MJ yeah did you tell Ali Ashuri to come confront me about sexually harassing people that Adam has been sexually harassing him he told me that you told him that me the

bad that to me and my husband don't have a good relationship and you're sharing with the weasel I don't know and I don't trust things about my relationship I'm like my doctor is. Can I call you back? He's like, I gotta run. And also, by the way, I think if Ali and MJ are really tight friends and she says, I don't think Adam and Resa have a good relationship because remember, we did see them fighting

on camera last year and Resa did say that he threatened divorce at the reunion. I don't think it's the craziest thing in the world to say to your good friend, I think their marriage might be in trouble. I don't know. I think this whole thing is shitty. I mean, I think Adam's gross and he shouldn't be doing any of that. So he's wrong. So I'm just gonna put that aside just for a moment because Ali, obviously, is this thirsty guy who's been hanging around and Resist thinking here's this thirst trap or this thirst bomb coming in here. Yes, and now here

Of course he is trying to get on TV and use my relationship You know like I'm not nice to him. So now he's gonna try and use my relationship Like he's gonna try and ruin my life to get his ass on TV fuck fuck that guy. And I totally see that point of it too. Me too. Me too. I just think that, but I just think that he's, yeah, no, I mean, this is sort of like a, it's an interesting situation with a lot of different sides,

right, because I think a lot of people are at fault and also not at fault at the same time, paradoxically. But I think that, I just think that MJ, I'm sorry, Reza getting mad at MJ about saying their relationship was like in trouble is, I don't think that's the worst offense. I think there are worse offenses out there. And Reza I think is just sort of like using that to hang a lot of resentments on him.

He's using that as an excuse to then, you know, cut off MJ. Yeah, so he is going crazy outside. So he hangs up with MJ and the destiny comes out, Chase's in doubt. It's like, police! Russ, I didn't do it, I didn't do it. He's like, you're with some money who said my husband is sexually harassing him.

And his stomach is still hanging out of his toddler shirt. And then when he's really furious, the camera, and like instead of giving him his anger, do, they pan-dab to his terrible shoes, which are like shiny glitter shoes. Yes, yes, that's right. He's an idiot. So Destiny's like, he's think I'm not uncomfortable with this.

I'm so uncomfortable. And he's like, he's think I'm not uncomfortable with this. I'm so uncomfortable. And he's like, he's defense. He's a bottom trellin piece of shit and he's creating problems in my life and my marriage. And if you want to be friends with him, then that's up to you. But I'm not going to be friends with you. That's plain and simple. Plain and simple. Yeah. So then?

Yeah. So then we go back over to Mike who's setting blue! Yeah. Walks over. So then? Yeah. So then we go back over to Mike who's setting up for Passover. And this is the first time that Mike has done Passover with his parents in his new home. He's trying to add like a sign, some sort of importance to this satir. Like this is an even more special satir.

Your mom helped out. What your mom made us do, okay? Like relax. it's Passover. You're everything for Mike, it's like, oh, and this is the first time that I'm having my girlfriend come over and I make a spaghetti. It's like, wow. I know everything is like raised at this vaunted place

when it's just like, it's a say or, you know, it's like, oh, this is the first time I've had Passover where my parents are gonna be there and Polina's gonna be there. And I also got Mac Runes from a new place., this is the first time I've had Passover, where my parents are gonna be there, and Polina's gonna be there, and I also got Mac Runes from a new place. So this is so special. So Nima comes over, he's called first, he's like, Oh, hi, it's me, Nima.

I have to drop off our $400 t-shirts that you own me. Oh, hilarious. Hey, brother, got that t-shirt you own me? There was $400. Sorry, I didn't actually get it dry cleaned, I just washed and steamed it. Uh, Passover looks like it would be fun. Fortunately I can't hang out because I'm extending my brand to include Grunian, so I'll be joining Gigi at the beach tonight. And then they talk about the whole Allie-Sury thing.

Wow, this Allie-Sury thing is really blown up, huh? And he's like, yeah, well me and Destiny went to lunch and talked about it. And then we get a clip of them all getting a group message that says, Hey, Nima, I just had lunch with Allie Shory. Please let me know if you're going to continue having a relationship with him, so I can terminate ours. Can you imagine that Reza sent that out? And then he's popping pasted it to everybody.

And I love also that they keep using Ali's last name every single time. It's Ali Shory. Ali Shory. Ali Shory. You can be Shory with Ali Shory. Oh yeah, he's like no a Patreon sponsor. Or mayor. Or running for mayor.

Exactly. Then meanwhile MJ tells us that she was at the hospital. You know, she's given birth to sham's Francis. And then the doctor has this look of horror on his face that basically says, we have to do another emergency surgery. We're going to have to remove your uterus and like a phylopean tube. You'll never have a baby again. And if you don't do this, you're going to die.

So you have to go to this emergency surgery. And the next day, she is like full of anger. And you know, I'm sure like a bunch of emotions because that's like a, I mean, that is like, that's a serious thing to go through and something to hear about, you know, it's, I don't have to explain it. So during all this, Resin never shows up to the hospital.

He never calls, she never hears from him ever again. And like, that's it, that was it. Resin never came by. And it was just like a brief check with MJ, but it's like, damn, this guy, I mean, how shitty is that? I'm sorry. Here he is squabbling about the, you know, like, ooh, the text messages to Ali.

I know you can be friends with Ali, because if you're gonna be friends with Ali, then I'm terminating a relationship. And this woman is like, coming close to death. She's just had a baby, this dream, this miracle baby that went through all this, you know, first, you know, never thought it could happen. And now it's actually happening. And this thing that her all this, you know, first, you know, never thought it could happen. And now it's actually happening.

And this thing that her life has, you know, she's been focusing her life towards from years. And her best friend doesn't even show up at the hospital. I mean, that is so remarkably shitty. Hey, congrats. That's your prize for being friends with Prezza. It does it to everybody else every fucking year. So that's your prize, everybody.

Have fun with that. So then we go to Reza and the front yard doing yard work with Adam, which is always hilarious, because Adam's always like, oh, he's like in a squatting position. He's like, I just want to go back to my butterflies. Yeah. So Reza's like, well, I want to talk to you

because I'm not going to a pass over with you when you're in a bad place with me. He's like, well, I want to talk to you because I'm not going to a Passover with you when you're in a bad place with me He's like, what do you want to talk about? I want to talk about where my husband is so dumb You don't understand battery stupid. Maybe you have some compulsive sex problem, okay? I saw the tarix Adam Yeah, I mean you should you should you you as a married man should not be talking to anybody look like that You look like an idiot. Oh wait, I just remembered you are an idiot. Hey butterflies. You're being raised by an idiot. Idiot. And then Adam goes, well I thought, oh you thought I thought I thought he starts mocking Adam to his face. Oh you thought he was your friend.

I'm like, but I did. He's like, why are you texting anybody like that? Why are you asking him such deep sexual questions? It's so weird. And he's like, I thought I was joking with him. He's like, joking. People don't joke like that. Doesn't make sense, Adam.

Um, I let you speak. Can I speak? No. Why won't it get clarification? Well, you're not listening. This isn't my time to listen, bitch. This is my time to lose another 40 pounds. Hashtag, bitch lost another 40 pounds.

His name is part of Adam. LAUGHTER And so Adam's like, well, you know that when I'm comfortable with people, then I'll ask him anything and everything. He's like, well, that is today. You're going to be divorced. Yeah. And meanwhile, once again, Marty, A.K.A. Teeny just pokes his head into the shot and

is like, um, I would like to be part of this conversation. Yeah, he's like, who's side do I sit on now? The poor stress dot dog. Little heads in the corner. And Adam's like, I'm, I'm disgusted with myself and I really regret how things turned out. It's like, okay, Mayor who got caught like getting a blowjob under a bathroom stall. During the check-in.

Yeah, during check-in. I'm like most disappointed that was Chenga. Yeah, I mean, you could really hurt your nuts like that. It's like the naked chef, like good luck with your penis. Yeah, at least play strip Katan. Okay, add some strategy to it. I'm discussing myself, but don't call me stupid. There is like yeah don't call me stupid and Ressa's like well I'm sorry if you're calling you stupid

and dumb and dumb is stupid and stupid and stupid and dumb but in very disappointed dumb dumb. We all know that the only dumb person in our group is Mike and like cuts a mic trying to open up his sub-zero refrigerator. So basically, Resa's still, now he's really furious with MJ too. And he's like, you better not send anything sexual to anybody other than me. Now go get ready. Yeah. Yeah. And so again, she says something about like Ali and how like, he basically resets like, I just don't know why, like why she would wanna hear some nonsense

from someone I don't, he's basically saying, like I don't understand why MJ would wanna be, would be friends with Ali and why MJ would wanna be hearing this gossip from Ali if she's supposed to be a friend of mine. Oh yeah, Reza. The best friend ever, Reza. Reza. And MJ's defense. She would have been at that lunch with Ali on her own telling him to go say it. How she not been in the hospital, okay? Destiny was just a proxy. So now we go over to Passover. And so Mike is, he's spending a long time getting dressed, which

really amounts to him putting on like a white t-shirt and a black shirt over it, but somehow it takes him 30 minutes. And his parents arrive and they're just sort of standing there. And we just keep seeing like five minutes since the parents arrived, 15 minutes since the parents arrived, 20 minutes. And he just sees Sue with her arms crossed, looking around the kitchen like, oh, this is how we greet so, okay, new, so this is how we greet us Okay, new girlfriend and mom is out to the picture now. I see I see

Yeah, he's making them wait so that he can adorn himself with all the shit that their money's paid for Yeah, so then Finally everybody starts arriving and we can get this show on the road so they start sitting down and The story is like okay, here's the story of passive. We're choose our allies of Egyptians, but then the Pharaoh started killing all the sun, so they started making bread on rocks. And that's how we got Mata. Okay, everybody, thanks for coming.

I know. So they're all having a fun time. It's about 20 people there, the big long table, and Reza in front of the entire table, of course, is like, hey, so Mike and your brothers, now that we are sitting here in front of your wonderful mother, Sue, what's going on with your building? Like, what are you gonna do with it? When's the groundbreaking? Who's going to manage it? And Mike's like, actually, I'm going to manage it.

Shut up, you're going to let Mike manage this building. You're gonna let him, how many units is it? How many? 30 and Mike's in charge? Oh my god. You guys hear this? Bitch says he's gonna run this building. I built this house with him and he will say nightmare. Yeah, you do not build this house. Okay, but he's a remodel, but I know what you're saying, but is this really the time? I mean, don't make me feel bad for Mike. And also, Resa, right at the beginning of this, because Paulina's inside getting something on a plate and goes, Paulina, thanks for your help.

Don't think we don't notice that stuff. I will be bringing up that you were the one who did all the work while Mike did nothing all season long. Congratulations. Yeah. So, so basically, Resa is ridiculing Mike at his own saider, at his own house in front of his entire family. And Sue is like, oh, Resa, June,

are you against Mike managing the building? And he's like, no, yeah, well, I wanted him to sell the building. She's like, that was my suggestion also. Hi, five, Resa, June. Hi, five. And Mike's like, you've got to take Chris to take money. You've got to make Chris to take the money or whatever. And she's like, you've got to take risks to take money. You know, you've got to make risks to take the money or whatever.

And she's like, it's not all about money. And also, it was my money that you took to take that risk. You fucker. Yeah. And so then, then, then, Reza's also ragging on Mike because Mike's going to be taking a salary from the brain. And Reza's like, oh, that's going to be so fun seeing what sort of salary they give you.

Wow. Wow, that's money down the toilet. And Mike's likes like you know, I'm 40 and I'm being treated like I'm 14 You know, like that's because you act like you're 14 at best Yeah, when you still ask your mommy and daddy to come Belle you out every single time you're acting like you're 14 Which we find out in the scene later. So then destiny is getting picked up in a car at night This is a weirdest scene. So we just, Destiny walking down her apartment hallway, I'm guessing. And then she gets into a car and just text by herself.

And she's like, six months ago, my mom moved to Vegas. And since she's not LA, there's like a huge part of me that's lost. And then like, I have these friends, like, fighting with each other and putting me in the middle and now they're feeling some sort of way. And now, like, I don't other and putting me in the middle, and now they're feeling some sort of way. And now, like, I don't have anyone to catch me. I'm over it.

I'm not so full of scene. That's all I see. It's like, we now stop to take an Uber ride with Destiny. I'm like, okay, great. So then we wind up going to Venice Beach and Gigi and her friends are, it's basically basically GG and Sarah and I forget Mona, yeah Mona and then there's someone else maybe it was destiny for all I know. They're like walking to the beach and Nemo's there and he's filming them and and GG's like, no, no, let's walk like we're a music video and it says Gigi and the Hoodrats

in money. It's like what? What? Hoodrats? Are you? I was like, okay. And basically Gigi's highest fuck, you know. She's like, you smell the fish, I smell the air.

Yeah, I smell fucking in the air. Yeah, the dine is in the air. Yeah. And then we get a oscene where Gigi tries to explain why the moon has an effect on us and they start cutting to like Yeah, strange sock footage of like the Big Bang. It's like literally the Big Bang Theory as told by Gigi And she's like she's basically saying that we're you know There was before the Big Bang Theory We were a one big mass and then the Big Bang happened and the moon was our twin earth and it got knocked away And but it still has our energy and like we can still feel that energy and that's gonna make me pregnant

And runions and runions also dating guys for more than like a couple of months that you aren't threatening to stab each other all the time I Feel like Gigi is a grunion. I feel like I can imagine her washing up on a beach and just squirming around and also trying to have sex with something and then just like the water reclaiming her. Yeah, but only once a year. So then these weird Venice Beach people come up behind them.

They're like, you look very grunty and too. I mean, why would you try? If you give a shit about the health of a baby and you're trying to get your body ready for a baby, don't walk anywhere near that is beach. What are you doing? You're going to get a fucking syringe in your foot. It's like you're either going to get run over by a Prius or get a syringe in your foot and then at the end of the day you're going to overpay for dinner at a restaurant.

Yeah. you're gonna overpay for dinner at a restaurant. Yeah, and so then Neema posed Destiny aside and he's like, I'll just have to give you a heads-up, neighbor. I got a text from Adam that said like, I'm not fucking with Destiny anymore. And I was like, dude, you gotta work this out, Destiny. Make it right, Destiny. Make it right, Destiny. And she just like drops her bags. Also, something you should never do at Venice Beach and just starts run it sort of like marching away like this is too much. This is too much. My mom moved to

Vegas and now this and now the Grunjans, no Grunjans. This is too much. And he has a good point. He says, I don't understand her position. Like if you did nothing wrong, then why not have a conversation about it. I just don't understand. Yeah, she's there's something so fishy about this. And she's squealing and crying and denying tonight, deny cry, deny cry, deny cry. And Gigi comes over and she's like, hello, what the fuck is going on?

We're supposed to be concentrating on my pregnancy. I'm like, my pregnancy via grunion induction. Yeah. Yeah. She's basically like, yeah, because also Niem is like, you know what? Ali should have had the balls to go to Resa and just straight to Resa, not rely on Destiny to do this. Basically, this is where we learned that there was this, I guess allegedly, there was this group, Sesh,

where MJ and Ali and Destiny gathered together and decided that this is going to be like a plan of attack, right? Ali told Gigi that there was someone else involved, meaning MJ, and that you guys got together and talked, and she told you to bring this up, right? Which seems obvious to me like, uh, and didn't I could have sworn last week. Destiny said something about Golnasa, like that this guy told Golnasa or I mean, uh, Mercedes. Uh, so anyway, Gigi's like, yeah, he implied MJ put Destiny up to this basically. And so she's like, so it wasn't planned.

I was like, no, when have you ever know me to plan anything. I mean, I am a planner. That is in my job title but still I'm abandoned first my dad now my mom. I'm alone catch me grunions so I Have decided to just have a new friend group and they're all grunions, okay? And Gigi loves this because MJ is fucked with her for so many years And then we get a montage of MJ fucking with her and just being terrible to her. It's true

And so she loves it because now Gigi's gonna team up with Reza and bring down MJ Yeah, which would be more fun if MJ wasn't like dying in a hospital somewhere, but whatever Yeah, I mean, I still think I mean, I mean for sure this is a group of friends that just love to fuck. I mean, it's basically I mean It's Game of Thrones. This is some Game of Thrones shit. This is MJ versus Raza I mean the two of them they are like best friends, but man They are underminers and they'll destroy anyone and each other and then come back together again over and over and over again And this is just another flare up in there. They're ongoing wars, right? But it's like game of toilets. You know how toilets drones game of

Game of the mystic thrones. Yeah, it's like That's exactly right. So so then following they're like, let's leave. There's no grunions here And then it goes 50 minutes later and just all the grunions arrive. You know they were just waiting. Are they gone? Are the shots a sunsets gone? Can we have sex now? Okay, great. So then back over at Mike's house Mike's like no one is leaving until you have dessert. Have a macaron. They're from France. You fucking idiot. You got those at the grove. I know you just because of macaron is a macaroon is a macaroon first of all it was a macaron not a macaroon is a difference so him and second of all like those just because it's a French dessert does not mean it was made in France that your macarons were not made in

like the six arrondis mountain Paris and shipped over to your house for Passover okay and it's a very parents paid for it so sit down so the dad six are all these mountain paris and shipped over to your house for Passover, okay? And if they were made for Earth, they were parents paid for it. So sit down. So the dad pull the dad and mom pull them aside, Sean and Sean and Sue. And he's the dad's like, yeah, we talk and you doing this alone is not really okay. And she's like, yeah, look, your brothers are busy. They have jobs, okay?

And if you're going to do this, you have to be there before the workers get there And then you have to be there until they're gone and Mike just likes that are like so confused like what the fuck is the lady talking about? He's like God it. I'll be there at 11 a.m. and leave at 3 p.m. Understood And he's like, we got a montage. I'm me because I, you know, like a lot of entrepreneurs I've had some bumps along the way. Oh my god, dude. You have more bumps than like a 13-year-old, you know Yes, sinkholes in the road. I mean, it's like we see a montage of all his failures It's I don't even remember there was his they showed his moving business where he's like climbing into the moving truck And he's like hurting himself. They didn't even show all the old, you know, like the side mirrors that he

knocked off of cars. They show his shoes where he's like his baby shoes where they were all stuck at the at the border. They show that I don't remember the first one. The first one was also a colossal disaster. Yeah. On the real estate bus. They didn't show that one either but I missed that. The big Mike Schwed bus that went around town. Which I saw in person, I remember, and being like, what the fuck is this giant bus with Mike and Reza's face on it? So they're like, are you sure you can do this?

And he goes, look, there are many times that I've fallen, and you have picked me up. Look at this house. I didn't think I was gonna use 400 grand, but I did. I know, it was just supposed to make them feel better. You just spent half a million dollars of their money to do this house. And she's like, yeah, but this is too much money.

Like, we can't help you now. You understand that, right? Yeah. And the dad is basically like, if you fail, we'll have to bring someone else to do this. Yeah. Because it's everybody's money. This fucking loser, my god.

And then he tells us, if you, unfortunately, if you get the reputation for being a fuckup, that's the impression people are gonna have. It's like, I know, I know isn't that unfair yeah that's usually how reputations work but actually you know you failed a lot and they ended up giving you a million dollar projects I don't know how that's holding up but I'm a little weirdo yeah I feel like he's failed upwards but I feel like he's just more failed outwards he's failed his way upwards up the hill to get a better house. Me my god, the guy just keeps failing and I yeah, he's failing upwards for sure. He's just he's just failing. He's failing and failing all the other.

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